At last! Jack Mangan’s Deadpan Podcast: Episode #1
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No RSS is available yet - but I’ll have that set up soon. I had a fiction segment in this one - but Mr. Mennengha and I agreed that it would be best to postpone that, since episodes 2-5 are already brimming over with content. So the fiction is out. Some of you have been kind enough to give me content - - if you don’t hear it here, fear not! Your stuff will be in episode 2. What *is* in this episode:
Introbabble
Mark Forman bumper
More introbabble
Highbrow/lighbrow
7th Son Podiobook promo
Unrelated Thought
Stolen comedy line
Morevi promo
Stolen rap/hip-hop lines
Getting a Leg Up promo
Spherical Tomi promo
Dumbass Memories
Music: “Spirit Man” Mango
Outrobabble/plugs
And I think that covers everything. Like the podcast itself, these announcement plugs will improve with time.

April 6th, 2006 at 10:05 pm
SonovaBITCH! That sucked hard!
are you crying yet? nah im just kidding. For a first episode it was pretty good. Im guessing we can catagorize this cast as “variety”, when a better word appears ill use that.
I have no idea what I would submit but do you have standards for submissions? do you have standards yourself?
Ill be listening for the next cast…..so I can run and hide.
April 6th, 2006 at 10:20 pm
I’ll be listening in the morning, but I’ve a question, where’s the subscription link?
April 6th, 2006 at 10:54 pm
OK, Jason C. is no longer allowed around here
Sheesh, dissed in the very first comment! And then categorized!
Anyway, if you have content you want to submit for the Deadpan, then go for it. Send an e-mail, tell me what you have in mind, I’ll tell you how to get it to me.
JR - I’ll have all of the RSS/subscription stuff straightened out pronto.
Sorry to make ye do an olde tyme manual download to get episode 1. . . . . I’ll also make you churn your own butter.
April 7th, 2006 at 7:15 am
And you thought it would suck. Sweet Jumping Christ the potential is huge! You see, 7th grade humor is universal; made especially better when the host(s) are giggling like school children. Its also good to know that I will never get prostate cancer. Ever.
I’ll wait for show 2 with mastur-bated breath.
Sorry.
April 7th, 2006 at 1:46 pm
There is an error in your feed that needs to be fixed. I am not sure what it is off the top of my head.
April 7th, 2006 at 4:13 pm
A muppet show start. How cool is that. I could almost hear you saying Wakka Wakka like Fozzy bear, but that’s all I hear when I hear Green Day’s Boulevard of Broken Dreams.
Great start. My only complaint, pare down the adverts. I think you played more plugs than had content. I’d rather have a shorter show with more content.
Other than that, I’d say you lived up. Hearing your wife bust up and not be able to read that lines was great.
April 8th, 2006 at 5:43 am
I’m just gong to start letting JR speak for me.
April 8th, 2006 at 8:17 am
It’s that bucket-to-bucket cyber link.
GONG!
April 8th, 2006 at 8:59 am
That was really fucking funny. Keep em coming.
April 8th, 2006 at 11:29 am
Praise from Andrea — yes!!!! *ahem* And to be fair - praise from Phil, JR, and Alvie — yes!!!!
Thanks everyone!
JR, thanks - you’re right about the adverts. Episode 2 will have about the same amount of ads, but much more content. And it’s just better.
I’m going to start letting Phil Rossi allow JR to speak for me. GONG!
April 10th, 2006 at 1:36 am
Hey Jack as a token of good will I put together a picture you could use for art.
http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v384/HMNSHLD/JacksDeadPan.jpg
Hope you like.
hehehe
April 10th, 2006 at 9:38 am
OKay, that was suprisingly good for an episode 1! I quite enjoyed that. It can only get even better from here on out!
I look forward to the next episode!
April 12th, 2006 at 7:45 am
Awesome show. Especially for a first episode. I can only imagine its going to get better in time. Keep them coming. Great job! I especially loved it when your wife kept cracking up and couldn’t read the lines. Giggles should definitely stay in.
April 13th, 2006 at 7:26 am
Wow. For months, I heard other podcasters tell their listeners not to listen at work, mainly because they look ridiculous when they start giggling and guffawing at their desks. That never happened to me until listening to this podcast.
Hiliarious poop (ie: shit). Truly hilarious!
How is listening to your wife quote rap as funny as it was? I think I’m going to go pick up some Eminem and get my wife to read it to me. Maybe something by someone who’s been shot a bunch of times, cause bullets make everyone better rappers. Sweet damn!
Great work, dudes. Rock on!
April 14th, 2006 at 10:29 pm
Thanks, R E!!! RE: your comments.