Comments on: Jack Mangan Deadpan: Episode 5. Scott Sigler’s Tentacles are here!

By: jackmangan

jackmangan — Mon, 22 May 2006 22:47:07 +0000

My bad. I needed to update the file name. Done.

By: Scott

Scott — Mon, 22 May 2006 14:36:11 +0000

I can’t get episode 5 from the feed. Libsyn is showing it as a bad link

By: Alvie

Alvie — Mon, 08 May 2006 19:04:10 +0000

I liked you better in a Tribe Called Quest

By: Q-Tip

Q-Tip — Mon, 08 May 2006 06:11:28 +0000

Hey Jack,
Uh, check it out now
Uh, no doubt now
Uh, yo, check it out now
Uh, no doubt, yo Just want to say peace and word up to such a wonderful hip brother like yourself. I’d like to invite you to perform Doom of the fates on my next tour(sponsors include: Old English Malt Liquor, Sean John, and Cadillac-the contestants would be myself, and Phife. Naturally, I’d be the winner. You can also feaure ben & Jerry-I don’t care who wins that.

Uh, check it out now
Uh, no doubt now
Uh, yo, check it out now
Uh, no doubt, yo

Special girl, real good girl
Biggest thing in my itty bitty world
Called her up and she made me feel right
Wish the bliss could never take flight
Sittin back with this mic in my hand
Spittin hot shit tryin to see grand
Imprinted on my mind every minute
Make my plans and you always in it, yo

[Chorus]
You’re such a vivrant thing,
Vivrant thing, a vivrant thing

And even though we both fly
Give each other space and not the evil eye
Actin like grownups
Don’t even try to hide cause the spot blown up
Girlfriend tellin you she wanna see
I say ‘I dunno’ but you say ‘Gladly’
And when we both do hemp
We go on and on and on and on and on and
Sweeter than Ben & Jerry
Can I rhyme? Well you know I gets mine
Sittin round in my abstract part

By: Mark Forman

Mark Forman — Fri, 05 May 2006 20:46:28 +0000

Duel of the fates with L. Ron vs. Einstein
MI3 is wack don’t bother getting in that line
King Kong against Code Monkey is the one for me
be ready with mop and broom for all the monkey pee

ze frank against amanda up close and personal
forget about Mini Me he drink out of the urinal
You want the Enemy takin on Ice Cube and Dre
Fight the power muthafucker and get out the way

we duelin we talkin how bout charlie the beer guy
fix him up with elisa make some poopy beer pie
the bluesman vs shogun a racket they makin
only trouble there is one is real the other fakin

By: Jason C.

Jason C. — Fri, 05 May 2006 20:31:14 +0000

*holds up lighter*

ow! hot!

By: Jack

Jack — Fri, 05 May 2006 17:22:52 +0000

These boards kick ass.

By: Jason C.

Jason C. — Fri, 05 May 2006 15:19:12 +0000

GOOD NIGHT DETROIT!!!

but im in Dallas…whats the deal with that?

By: Alvie

Alvie — Fri, 05 May 2006 13:53:42 +0000

Wow. Mark Forman everyone!!!! WIth Jason on the rekky rekky!!!

I think I love you…
…so what am I so afraid of???

Oh thats right…

By: Jason C.

Jason C. — Fri, 05 May 2006 04:20:44 +0000

*sratches CD in CD player*
rekky rekky

wait a sec…..

By: Mark Forman

Mark Forman — Fri, 05 May 2006 03:18:14 +0000

yo alvie gettin high on the rockies like i wannabe?
pissing on john denver’s grave is the thing for me
that’s what coors is good for to let your kidney flow
speeding down the mountains while on the snow

old hippies prety cool with they banjos and patchouli
telling tales of the dead sound just like a bumblebee
acid took their minds on journeys far from here
better off stick to coors until you have real beer

you dig jackie so bust a rhyme on yo micraphone
time to let this homie get some love from home
he needs time to get his word count up again
only way he’ll finish new novel and re-pimpin

By: Alvie

Alvie — Fri, 05 May 2006 02:37:19 +0000

Woooooooord!!!!!!!!!

By: Mark Forman

Mark Forman — Fri, 05 May 2006 01:36:49 +0000

Microphone microphone microphone checker
girl said sprherical tomi so I had to deck her
hurt my mouse hand because of the violence
would of said dirk moonfire if I had sense

deadpan beyond my means of reason
just a pool of dogwater rhymin lackin reason
japanese manga jersey mango jersey mangan
crazy music gets the geeks heads a bangin

highbrow low brow what kind of sick mind thinks that
hockey sticks smackin balls should a been a baseball bat
stolen rap lines and dumbass memories make my head spin
oh shit almost forgot to say, “Spherical Tomi” once again

By: Jason C.

Jason C. — Thu, 04 May 2006 20:30:44 +0000

alright 200 points…..can I spend them on cool stuff, or do I need more box tops? Cause I can go ask Bullwinkle..he owes me.

By: Alvie

Alvie — Thu, 04 May 2006 18:30:45 +0000

Riki Rachtman?!?!?!?!? Oh, you really ARE dating us, Jack.

***sigh***

By: Jack

Jack — Thu, 04 May 2006 18:15:16 +0000

Two hundred points to Jason C. for use of the phrase, “Fuck a duck”, in a post.
Andrea, Jason, Scott, Alvie, Chris, Jimmy, Brooklyn Bluesman, KfK, TD-0013, Connor Kirkland, Sir Mix-A-Lot, Riki Rachtman, — you all rock my world.

And Brody (my dog – yes, he’s named for Martin Brodeur) will have his own podcast soon.

By: Jason C.

Jason C. — Thu, 04 May 2006 15:14:45 +0000

HOLY SHIT x2!!!!

Ancestor on SciFi Channel!!! That would fucking rock!!! It would be the best damn Skiffy Saturday flick ever.

By: Alvie

Alvie — Thu, 04 May 2006 15:03:31 +0000

Ha! “One fist in the gold”. Oh I think we ALL know what that means Jack. Youre a sicko. And Im proud of you.

Thanks Andrea. Although Jim just saw that a hottie spoke about him and now he’s running into the walls in fear/amazement.

Dammt Jim settle the fuck down!!!

By: Jason C.

Jason C. — Thu, 04 May 2006 15:02:40 +0000

This is to Scott- HOLY SHIT! Please Podcast that space opera novel you have. Everyone will love it. Even from the small “preview” you gave, I know us fans will love it. If the story has cussing like “Fuck a Duck!” and humans getting sliced and diced, then your fans will love it. A Space themed novel would rock.

Of course Nocturnal sounds like it will rock as well.

By: Andrea

Andrea — Thu, 04 May 2006 14:38:14 +0000

Scott Sigler rocks my world

So does Alvie (and Jimmy)

By: Alvie

Alvie — Thu, 04 May 2006 14:35:57 +0000

Holy Shit!!!!!!!!!

The Mix – A -Lot
Aint shit – a – lot
Cause da J -Man is da bomb!!!

By: Alvie

Alvie — Thu, 04 May 2006 14:23:56 +0000

The mind of Scott Sigler – Its like a rollercoaster that would make an astronaut nervous.

I will say, Jack, that your interviews seem to be getting smoother as you go. Not that they were ever bad, Im just sayin.

Highbrow/Lowbrow – fantastic!. Id say more but I dont want to spoil it for those who havent heard it yet.

Hey man! Let your dog speak! It seems he (she?) has a lot to say!

By: Jason C.

Jason C. — Thu, 04 May 2006 13:35:10 +0000

Alright the Deadpan fix of the week! Awesome! Radical! Cowabunga! [/TNMT catch phrases]