Keeping in touch
Hey gang. Yes, I’ve had a busy weekend. Some fairly interesting stories from LepreCon and the Nebulas — I’ll relate at least one of them in the next Deadpan episode.
I’ve gotten some very kind donations recently (thank you so much!) and some good submissions for Deadpan Episode #7, the no-interview zone. Keep ‘em coming! But please note — if they’re really long, then I may have to edit them. Sorry. But the good news is: the voicemail line is up and ready and available now! 206-350-TOMI — it’s over there in the sidebar as well. Feel free to call and leave your VM submission. Or just to say hello. Or just to breathe heavily. Unrelated Thoughts, Highbrow/Lowbrows, Stolen Rap/Hip-Hop Lyrics, Stolen Comedy Lines, etc. (I may play non-sub Voicemails during future episodes…. still undecided. Feel free to call)
And finally — yes, it was painful to go into the hotel bar on Saturday and see the Devils losing 4-0 to the Canes, then 5-0, then 6-0.
Oh, apologies for the screwed-up header. We’re working on it.
May 8th, 2006 at 10:25 am
Hey Jack, the Avs have yet to score a goal this series, in TWO games. Youd figure the Devils would have to score in game 2, right? **sigh**
Cant wait for the Leprestories.
May 8th, 2006 at 10:26 am
JACK - let me know if I can do anything on my end to fix the art.
May 8th, 2006 at 11:15 am
Welcome back Jack.
We didnt have time to burn down the website while you were gone, sorrry.
I guess I should get to work on the ideas I have for Ep 7, one is a short Doodle.
May 8th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
Alvie and Jason, what have you guys done to Jack’s head? You solved his receding hairline but-don’t you think it’s a little overkill? Hey, wait-this is part of Jack’s new plotline about the author/podcaster that everytime he did another post, a little bit more of himself would appear.
Jack is this highbrow/lowbrow or an unrelated thought?
May 8th, 2006 at 1:15 pm
Damn, I wish these retired hip-hoppers would stay in their own posses. I could just picture that dude in “Sean Jean” threads while he was writing that comment.
May 8th, 2006 at 1:17 pm
Are Jack’s disappearing head and Phil Rossi’s disappearing comments related? Jack is this the early symptoms of that dreaded “Pine Barrens Syndrome”?
May 8th, 2006 at 2:36 pm
Mark. The hairline is still ok - no hairclub yet - but yes, my face is gone from the header now. Phil Rossi is a bit south of the Pine Barrens, but that NJ Devil has been known to wander.
Q-Tip! You need to reunite with Fife Dog and Shyheid.
Jason C. Thanks for not burning down the place while I was gone! But what’s that smell? I look forward to your mini-doodle.
Tim, thanks for the kind offer. I know that Evo and Summer were going to look into the problem (and just for the record - - I didn’t cause a big mess, and then get them to come in and clean it up. That mess is not my doing.), but if you have any ideas, advice, Wordpress expertise, etc., then feel free to contact one or all of us.
Alvie. *sigh* You said it, brotha.
May 8th, 2006 at 2:43 pm
What smell? I dont know what you are talking about?
*throws mystery object out the window*
May 8th, 2006 at 4:49 pm
OUCH!! Damn it. Who set my hair on fire!
Hey Jack,
When is the deadline for submissions? and do they have to fit your categories?
It’s only funny until someone loses an eye, the it hilarious!!!
May 8th, 2006 at 6:22 pm
Oh I get it-that header is the result of a hat trick!
May 8th, 2006 at 6:29 pm
Ha AH HA Ha HA aCOugh Cough COugh
I absolutely can make no jokes about hairlines.
None. Whatso. Fucking. Ever.
I die a bit each day.
May 8th, 2006 at 6:36 pm
Although I count myself luck to still have it all at 32, I make no hairline jokes either. The day will eventually come, and I fear karma will be especially cruel. OK, why are we talking about our hair on these message boards?!?
Jack H - I’d prefer to have your Episode 7 subs in by Monday of next week (May 15). And hey, if you have a funny idea - go for it. Don’t let me restrict your creativite urges.
Stupid Hurricanes.
May 8th, 2006 at 7:17 pm
Dude I really dig the living template thing-it’s almost like a pink floyd concert-kind of trippy.
May 8th, 2006 at 7:27 pm
Tangent: Hustle is one of the greatest TV shows ever.
May 8th, 2006 at 7:30 pm
Hey guys here is a legal mashup i did with Public Enemy andd fox’s one and only Bill O’Reilly about BO’s opinions on the fair city by the bay: http://www.ourmedia.org/node/97376
May 8th, 2006 at 8:50 pm
Hey Jack, I have a Japanese er, let’s say film maker friend who’d love to have Jimmy from Denver sell some magerzines and do some other funny shit in his adult themed video. Any body know if Jimmy has that kind of experience like maybe down in Cancoon?
May 9th, 2006 at 6:40 am
Jack,
Um, what defines a “kicking motion”? Cause I guess it wasnt last nite? Please dont kick yourself over the loss. Our teams are in trouble, but not out of it. Of course it would help if mine could score. Yes that would be good.
Did Jimmy ever make it to Cancun?
May 9th, 2006 at 5:36 pm
The 15th - the 15th, so that gives me… crap. I guess I better get started. Hey does anyone know how to turn this thing on…
May 9th, 2006 at 5:56 pm
Alvie,
I think we need your help in setting up Jimmy sightings since both of you live in the same town. Wouldn’t it be cool if we could get Jimmy to remote cast from that place where they filmed the Shining? See what Jimmy makes of “red rum. red rum.”
May 9th, 2006 at 7:15 pm
Mark thats a great idea but Jimmy would have to do some mountain driving to get to that place (the Stanley Hotel in Estes Park). Would YOU trust him to do that? Bastard cant even poop straight…
May 9th, 2006 at 7:20 pm
Alvie,
Wasn’t aware of the pooping issue-do you know if that’s the result of the “surprise” he had in dez Moinez? Did the unexpected “package” ruin his plumbing?
May 10th, 2006 at 6:06 am
Mark, some things just shouldnt be investigated….
May 10th, 2006 at 7:57 am
True dat Alvie.
May 10th, 2006 at 11:08 pm
Yo Jason & Alvie. I have special glasses for sale made here in Taiwan that’ll let you see the devil pissing out from behind Jack’s eyes in the header. Special prices for faithful Deadpan listener’s.
May 11th, 2006 at 9:52 am
Why is Evo behind Jack?
May 11th, 2006 at 2:04 pm
Oh! I was wondering what that was back there.
May 11th, 2006 at 4:43 pm
You know that evo can’t leave his friend’s behind!
May 11th, 2006 at 4:44 pm
Alvie & Jack get credit on the assist the Formanator gets the goal!
May 12th, 2006 at 6:35 am
Wow!!!!! Avs coulda used your help centering a line!
May 12th, 2006 at 9:44 am
What and pay me in Coors, huh. Here’s a bonus sports fans, old Marv Albert saying YES!: http://members.aol.com/otverge/flimshaw/sitfiles/YES.sit
May 12th, 2006 at 7:14 pm
Actually your payment would be in Pepsi, Mark. But hey, choosers cant be beggars!
May 12th, 2006 at 8:01 pm
Don’t you think you are begging the issue if not the Pepsi? Here’s a little surprise for you Mr. Rocky Mountain Dew-maybe you can pass along to our beloved Jimmy f D? http://bbluesman.com/2006/05/13/youre-moving-where/
May 13th, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Nice nice nice….
May 13th, 2006 at 8:04 pm
OK - Temporary reprieve. Beautiful 5-1 Devils win. Can they do it again tomorrow?? In Carolina??
May 14th, 2006 at 8:35 am
What? Is hockey still going on?
The answer is, yes, they can do it. WIll they is another question. Im pulling for you, Jack.
Around these parts Hockey God just made the Avs lose a general manager. Well maybe its not Drury’s fault but Im pretty sure you could play 6 degrees of Kevin Bacon and come to that conclusion.
All right Colorado Mammoth! Your 2006 NLL Champs!!! Holla!
May 14th, 2006 at 2:59 pm
haha, 6 degrees of kevin Bacon-poetry in motion Alvie.