Jack Mangan Deadpan: Episode 7. Hey You Guys!!!!
It’sthe no-interview, all Deadpanite show!!
Introbabble
Ravyn Crescent Bumper
Dumb-Ass Memories - Karen from Kalifornia
Jeremy from Seattle Stolen Rap Hip-Hop Lyrics
Oscar Wilde
Political Segment
TD-0013 bumper
Highbrow/Lowbrow - Amy Bowen
Survival Guide to Writing Fantasy promo
Good song from Phil Rossi & the Bad Habit : “Blindfold”
Stolen Pop Lyrics - Jimmy
Mark Forman bumper
Stolen Lyrics - Hugh Brackett from Illudium
Stolen Rap Lyrics - Deadpan Jack Mangan
Dumbass Memories - Amy Bowen
Stolen Comedy Line
Audio Fiction - “Sixteen Pieces at a Time” excerpt Jack Hosley’s Wander Radio. (The players: Jack Hosley, Mark Forman, and Tim Duncan)
Mike Nelson Bumper
Dumbass Memories - Tim from Michigan
(The best) Unrelated Thought (yet)
Stolen Rap/Hip-Hop Lines - Alvie from Boulder
Dumbass Memories - KFK
Thank you, thank you, thank you for your donations
Outrobabble
Thank you for your Deadpan segment contributions
Original Music: What A Lovely Day - Matt Mango.
May 17th, 2006 at 9:10 pm
How could you not play my segment Jack?!?! GAH!
Oh…..wait…..I didnt make one.
I blame Alvie.
May 18th, 2006 at 4:34 am
Great! I made the cut.
Wolf does the happy dance.
Only one correction. On the podcast you said wanderradio.blogspot.com
Um no It is going to be at www.wanderradio.wordpress.com
Just easier for a non-computer geek like me to work with.
Great show.
May 18th, 2006 at 5:46 am
Funy you say that, Jason, because Ive been blamed in the past for all the world’s problems. Lies. All of em. Well except the growing teen pregnancy rate. That may be my fault…
May 18th, 2006 at 6:22 am
AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAAAAAA!!!!!!
No! No they aint fuckin around, Jack.
Wake me up before I cap you in da ass. WHAM BITCH!
May 18th, 2006 at 9:29 am
Now is like what you’re saying, I mean I’m, just trying to make certain here is, the guy in the header the guy? The other guy from Wham, is that what you’re saying?
Alvie got my teenage dog pregnant and I don’t even have a dog, waaaaah!
Is Jason really Michael J. Fox? “J” see?
Jack Migraine-One fine show, what the hell was it about?
May 18th, 2006 at 9:32 am
Baaaaaaaarrrrk like a dog! Wooooof! Wooooof!
May 18th, 2006 at 9:40 am
Alvie, are you planning to meet up with George in the public men’s room?
And I was never in Wham! — Mark, please control that careless whisper.
Sorry for the delay to all of you subscribers. Episode 7 is now available through your podcatchers as well. Pay no attention to the idiot behind the curtain.
May 18th, 2006 at 9:51 am
And - sorry for the wrong link, Jack H — I’d recommend adding a post to your blogpsot site redirecting visitors to your wordpress page.
May 18th, 2006 at 9:55 am
I feel like the header and Alvies dog are talking to me and telling me to do bad things to my robot.
May 18th, 2006 at 10:11 am
Oh my god Im only half way through this… goddamn work keeps interrupting. Stupid work. This is very entertaining. Jack you should be proud of what you have inspired. Jimmy- I love you.
May 18th, 2006 at 10:12 am
Jack, why the hell DO you think they called themselves “Wham”?. George doesnt need me.
May 18th, 2006 at 10:13 am
Um, as soon as Jimmy stops banging his head against the wall Ill let him know your kind words, Andrea.
Dammit Jim theres plaster everywhere!!!!
May 18th, 2006 at 10:22 am
Poor Jimmy.
Alvie, you better be nice to him.
Jimmy you can come live with me if Alvie is mean
May 18th, 2006 at 10:29 am
Jimmy and Alvie both get Andrea talking to them in hydroponic stereo. Does this make them geeks gotten off? I’m so confused. Blinded by science once again.
May 18th, 2006 at 10:33 am
HEY!! I own Wham Make It Big on vinyl and im proud of it!
May 18th, 2006 at 10:35 am
Oh God, I just got it.
“Make it Big”. Oh, Wham, you clever nutjobs.
May 18th, 2006 at 10:37 am
Anderea GiviN me a FUUNny Feeling In my tUmmie.
May 18th, 2006 at 10:52 am
Artist: 1910 Fruitgum Company
Song: Yummy, Yummy, Yummy
Yummy, Yummy, Yummy.
I got love in my tummy,
And I feel like a-lovin you:
Love, you’re such a sweet thing,
Good enough to eat thing
And that’s just a-what I’m gonna do.
Ooh love, to hold ya,
Ooh love, to kiss ya,
Ooh love, I love it so.
Ooh love, you’re sweeter,
Sweeter than sugar.
Ooh love, I wont let you go.
Yummy, Yummy, Yummy,
I got love in my tummy,
And as silly as it may seem;
The lovin’ that you re giving,
is what keeps me livin’
And your love is like
Peaches and cream.
Kind-a like sugar,
Kind-a like spices,
Kind-a like, like what you do.
Kind-a sounds funny.
But love,honey
Honey. I love you.
Yummy, Yummy, Yummy,
I. got love in my tummy,
That your love can satisfy;
Love, you’re such a sweet thing,
Good enough to eat thing
And sweet thing, that ain’t no lie.
I love to hold ya,
Oh love, to kiss ya,
Ooh love, I love it so.
Ooh love, you’re sweeter,
Sweeter than sugar.
Ooh love, I wont let you go.
May 18th, 2006 at 11:01 am
Little-known fact: I recorded at the same studio in NJ as the 1910 Fruitgum Company (not at the same time).
Andrea, did you also have a big white t-shirt with CHOOSE LIFE on the front?
May 18th, 2006 at 11:06 am
Did you step in their gum too?
May 18th, 2006 at 11:07 am
I cant speak for Ms. Andrea, but I used to have a big white t-shirt that said “Choose Me” that I would wear to parties. Oddly it never worked.
I blame Wham for my lack of back in the day gettin some. If I only knew then… Choose life indeed.
May 18th, 2006 at 11:10 am
Uh……. HEEEEELLLLLL no I would NEVER wear a shirt that said Choose Life. I will not comment further on that.
May 18th, 2006 at 11:51 am
Oh Andrea, you Republiphobe you.
May 18th, 2006 at 12:29 pm
Great, now Alvie is speaking to Andrea in Spanish.
May 18th, 2006 at 12:30 pm
I’m not admitting to anything. No comment. I love all people. I am a member of the human race.
May 18th, 2006 at 12:34 pm
Que?
So much love Andrea. its beautiful.
May 18th, 2006 at 12:37 pm
You guys really need to get one of those shower curtains instaled here, wait, HEY JACK, can you please put some a secret room on the blog for Alvie and his female admirers? Andrea-Amen on human race comments.
May 18th, 2006 at 12:48 pm
Well said, Andrea. Except, I think most of the human race are petty, unevolved savages - but that’s regardless of gender, race, lifestyle, etc. The enlightened ones (ie, Deadpan listeners) rise above.
We have that sectioned-off area already Mark — Jimmy seems to spend most of his time in there.
May 18th, 2006 at 12:54 pm
Ah, the spanked dolphin refuge. Po Jimmy, po po Jimmy.
May 18th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
Goddammit howd he get out da cage…
May 18th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
Here Flipper, here Flipper. Bad Flipper, he splashed me.
May 18th, 2006 at 3:48 pm
Thanks for the tip Jack. Hey Andrea, If you see your buddie/slave/admirer/groupie Phil Rossi tell him to contact me ASAP. Thank you
May 18th, 2006 at 4:14 pm
I thought Yummy, Yummy Yummy was Lovin’ Spoonful. I’ll have to visit that internet thing and look it up. Dammit Mark, there you go makin’ me think again.
May 18th, 2006 at 4:14 pm
What is in-tro-net?
May 18th, 2006 at 4:29 pm
Uh J, no Uh r, no that’s not right, Uh JR, yeah that’s it. JR, what was the question?
May 18th, 2006 at 4:37 pm
Hmmm. I thought it was the Archie’s…
May 18th, 2006 at 5:06 pm
Alvie be coming down the mountain when he can
crashing down burning up totally wrecking his van
on one hand guzzling cerveza like there’s no tommorrow
on the other hand stroking andrea the solution for his sorrow
he breaking he rapping high stepping hip hopping
attending WI pool party iget’s him blitzkrieg boppin
no need for a life guard or big round life presever
A-man uses his jimmy like some use SPARC server
Careful now phoenix put a lock on your skeezers
Jimmy does his surgery using toungue and a tweezers
Got pliers and pullers and nail guns and link chains
he’ll bruise you tattoo you piss right over your brains
tequila cerveza carne seca enchilada frijoles
this mofo from denver have huge set of cojones
so you see him coming best stay out of his way
Otherwise this mack daddy put yo honey into play
Word, peace out y’all
May 18th, 2006 at 5:19 pm
hehehehehehehe!!! Oh my gosh! I feel so important now! WEEE!!
May 18th, 2006 at 5:50 pm
That….was the coolest thing……..EVAR.
Im so fucking not worthy.
May 18th, 2006 at 6:22 pm
Jack H I will pass on the note to Phil. He is getting married very very soon and is super crazy busy… but I will let him know. Does he have your email?
May 18th, 2006 at 6:23 pm
Oh yeah and Jack Mangan I agree- I dont know if I actually love everyone equally as much as I hate everyone equally. I have a couple friends who we always laugh that its not that we get along because we like the same things, we hate the same things.
May 18th, 2006 at 6:48 pm
Andrea,
I believe so. Well either way he can Skype me.
May 19th, 2006 at 7:08 am
Its a beautiful mooornin!
Rock on Jack. Rock on Deadpan.
May 19th, 2006 at 5:26 pm
Wow, soon Jack will have to have a Deadpan VM Show. Let’s all call him and pester him about that. Soooo glad he got rid of those annoying bumpers, those guys really hogged all the air time.
I have to thank you, Jack. A Friday without Jack AND the WI VM Show would have been a seppuku moment. Great ideas, people, great raps, great music. And yes, I am a closet Rossi-farian.
May 23rd, 2006 at 6:49 am
Heh, Rossi-farian.
May 26th, 2006 at 11:51 pm
Keep a good job up!