Comments on: Holy Fire! http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/ Home base for the Deadpan podcast, Spherical Tomi, Duel of the Fates, Dirk Moonfire, and all things Jack Mangan Fri, 21 Nov 2008 19:52:35 +0000 http://wordpress.org/?v=2.1.2 By: Alvie http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-540 Alvie Sat, 27 May 2006 03:31:35 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-540 Why aint no one commented yet? J to the M is just as fine a guest as he is a host. C-c-c-c-mon now. Why aint no one commented yet? J to the M is just as fine a guest as he is a host. C-c-c-c-mon now.

]]> By: Jason C. http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-541 Jason C. Sat, 27 May 2006 03:34:39 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-541 Dont tell me what to do! Dont tell me what to do!

]]> By: Alvie http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-547 Alvie Sat, 27 May 2006 05:05:39 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-547 Youll do as youre told. Now cmon. Papas bunyuns need scrubbin. Youll do as youre told.

Now cmon. Papas bunyuns need scrubbin.

]]> By: Jason C. http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-549 Jason C. Sat, 27 May 2006 05:18:57 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-549 *starts to scrub Alvie feet* Oh what a life I live *begins to break into song* FUCK A DUCK!! What am I doing?!?! *calls godzilla to crush Alvie* *starts to scrub Alvie feet*
Oh what a life I live *begins to break into song*

FUCK A DUCK!! What am I doing?!?!

*calls godzilla to crush Alvie*

]]> By: Mark Forman http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-554 Mark Forman Sat, 27 May 2006 11:48:00 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-554 Now boys I detect some issues here. All those hostile energies should be projected on to Tom Cruise. Now boys I detect some issues here. All those hostile energies should be projected on to Tom Cruise.

]]> By: Alvie http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-555 Alvie Sat, 27 May 2006 21:48:49 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-555 YEEEEARRRRRGH! **splitter** YEEEEARRRRRGH!

**splitter**

]]> By: Jason C. http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-557 Jason C. Sat, 27 May 2006 22:09:47 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-557 Good Godzilla good. Whos my radioactive lizard? whos my radioactive lizard? You are! Yes you are! You wanna treat? Here you go. *tosses Tom Cruise into the air* *CHOMP* Good Godzilla good.

Whos my radioactive lizard? whos my radioactive lizard?

You are! Yes you are!

You wanna treat? Here you go.
*tosses Tom Cruise into the air* *CHOMP*

]]> By: Katie Holmes http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-558 Katie Holmes Sun, 28 May 2006 01:41:42 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-558 Tommy? TOMMY! Tommy? TOMMY!

]]> By: Alvie http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-559 Alvie Sun, 28 May 2006 01:43:17 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-559 Wow. That was worth getting stepped on to see. Wow. That was worth getting stepped on to see.

]]> By: Jason C. http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-560 Jason C. Sun, 28 May 2006 01:55:51 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-560 shhhhhh squished people cant talk.....gurgle maybe but no talkies. ;-) shhhhhh squished people cant talk…..gurgle maybe but no talkies. ;-)

]]> By: Alvie http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-561 Alvie Sun, 28 May 2006 04:08:28 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-561 gurgle squish fleemin graggle* *Oh yeah. gurgle squish fleemin graggle*

*Oh yeah.

]]> By: Mark Forman http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-566 Mark Forman Sun, 28 May 2006 08:51:45 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-566 Katie going, "Tom, Tomi." That was the bomb-how on earth does Jack Mangan manage to mind control and manipulate more people on this planet than Evo Terra. Spherical Tomi, Spherical Tomi, Spherical Tomi. Yes, Top Gun was a great piece of cinema, Tom Cruise is tall enough and strikes me as being very stable. Beware of Philip Seymour Hoffman-he is coming to take control of the planet very soon. I'd write more but I'm busy rubbing suntan lotion on Nikki's(Nicole Kidman's) shoulders. Alas, we are sailing today. Katie going, “Tom, Tomi.” That was the bomb-how on earth does Jack Mangan manage to mind control and manipulate more people on this planet than Evo Terra. Spherical Tomi, Spherical Tomi, Spherical Tomi. Yes, Top Gun was a great piece of cinema, Tom Cruise is tall enough and strikes me as being very stable. Beware of Philip Seymour Hoffman-he is coming to take control of the planet very soon.

I’d write more but I’m busy rubbing suntan lotion on Nikki’s(Nicole Kidman’s) shoulders. Alas, we are sailing today.

]]> By: Jason C. http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-567 Jason C. Sun, 28 May 2006 08:53:16 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-567 *throws a bucket of water on Mark* Hey wake up, your dreamin. *throws a bucket of water on Mark*

Hey wake up, your dreamin.

]]> By: Nicole Kidman http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-570 Nicole Kidman Sun, 28 May 2006 17:12:14 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-570 No, he not dreaming. Oy, downunda. No, he not dreaming.

Oy, downunda.

]]> By: Alvie http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-571 Alvie Sun, 28 May 2006 17:12:53 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-571 Alright Mark! w00ty w00t! Alright Mark! w00ty w00t!

]]> By: Mark Forman http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-572 Mark Forman Sun, 28 May 2006 19:56:21 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-572 Ewwwwwww-Jason that wasn't dog wa..., nahhh couldn't of been. Thanks for the goldfish though, fed it to my cat. Yeah didn't really want to do the Nicole thing, but duty called. Was jsut getting to the good part when Jason's water hit. Ewwwwwww-Jason that wasn’t dog wa…, nahhh couldn’t of been. Thanks for the goldfish though, fed it to my cat. Yeah didn’t really want to do the Nicole thing, but duty called. Was jsut getting to the good part when Jason’s water hit.

]]> By: Alvie http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-573 Alvie Sun, 28 May 2006 23:10:54 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-573 Is there really any part thats not a good part when it comes to Ms. Kidman? Is there really any part thats not a good part when it comes to Ms. Kidman?

]]> By: Mark Forman http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-574 Mark Forman Mon, 29 May 2006 03:29:02 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-574 She's one fine looking woman that's for sure. She’s one fine looking woman that’s for sure.

]]> By: jackmangan http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-590 jackmangan Tue, 30 May 2006 00:22:36 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-590 Ah.... so peaceful.... the way it's going to fucking stay around here..... Ah…. so peaceful…. the way it’s going to fucking stay around here…..

]]> By: Alvie http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-591 Alvie Tue, 30 May 2006 00:25:05 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-591 Amen, Jack Mangan. Amen. Amen, Jack Mangan. Amen.

]]> By: jackmangan http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-592 jackmangan Tue, 30 May 2006 00:26:26 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-592 A wise man recently said to me "Deadpan should be bout nothin but fun, sharing ideas, and giving each other good natured ribbing." Amen to that, Alvie. A wise man recently said to me “Deadpan should be bout nothin but fun, sharing ideas, and giving each other good natured ribbing.”

Amen to that, Alvie.

]]> By: Nicole Kidman http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-593 Nicole Kidman Tue, 30 May 2006 00:38:01 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-593 I somehow feel this is all my fault. None of this B.S happened until I chimed in. For that, Im really sorry. I love all you Deadpanites. Oy. Downunda. I somehow feel this is all my fault. None of this B.S happened until I chimed in. For that, Im really sorry. I love all you Deadpanites.

Oy. Downunda.

]]> By: Mark Forman http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-594 Mark Forman Tue, 30 May 2006 01:35:22 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-594 Nicole likes ribbing on her man's condominium. Nicole likes ribbing on her man’s condominium.

]]> By: Mark Forman http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-597 Mark Forman Tue, 30 May 2006 09:02:07 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-597 Hey Dawgs, Dig on this-http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/053006/ornithosuchidae.gif great simple cartons. Doesn't get better than this. dinosaurs and hiphop. Hey Dawgs,
Dig on this-http://www.toothpastefordinner.com/053006/ornithosuchidae.gif
great simple cartons. Doesn’t get better than this. dinosaurs and hiphop.

]]> By: Alvie http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-598 Alvie Tue, 30 May 2006 15:30:03 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-598 Thank you Mark! And now my Yang to your Yin: http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=224384 2 words: Please God No. Thank you Mark! And now my Yang to your Yin:

http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=224384

2 words: Please God No.

]]> By: Mark Forman http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-599 Mark Forman Tue, 30 May 2006 20:47:18 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-599 Alvie what can I say. Never thought my dinosaur cartoon would be the highbrow to your Paris' reggae lowbrow. I'm now having my eyes sewn shut and stuffing my ears with shreds of old reader's digests. Alvie what can I say. Never thought my dinosaur cartoon would be the highbrow to your Paris’ reggae lowbrow. I’m now having my eyes sewn shut and stuffing my ears with shreds of old reader’s digests.

]]> By: Alvie http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-600 Alvie Tue, 30 May 2006 20:57:25 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-600 Shh. That sound you hear? Listen closely. Thats God crying. Paris Hilton makes God cry. Shh. That sound you hear? Listen closely. Thats God crying. Paris Hilton makes God cry.

]]> By: Mark Forman http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-601 Mark Forman Tue, 30 May 2006 21:11:51 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-601 And I thought hat was the pissing baby cherub fountain. Didn't realize it was as serious as all that. Next time I'll have to check into a Hyatt. And I thought hat was the pissing baby cherub fountain. Didn’t realize it was as serious as all that. Next time I’ll have to check into a Hyatt.

]]> By: Mark Forman http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-602 Mark Forman Tue, 30 May 2006 21:15:36 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-602 NEWS FLASH****Doctor'shave removed this http://www.gadgetuniverse.com/product_detail.asp?SKU=TG+419+A from Paris Hilton's "Delta of Venus." Possibly picked up on last tour of Iraq showing some love for the boys in uniform.**** NEWS FLASH****Doctor’shave removed this http://www.gadgetuniverse.com/product_detail.asp?SKU=TG+419+A
from Paris Hilton’s “Delta of Venus.” Possibly picked up on last tour of Iraq showing some love for the boys in uniform.****

]]> By: Alvie http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-603 Alvie Tue, 30 May 2006 21:29:01 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-603 Woo! Hey, gimmie the "lovers pillow" also! Woo!

Hey, gimmie the “lovers pillow” also!

]]> By: Mark Forman http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-604 Mark Forman Tue, 30 May 2006 21:47:54 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-604 We are temporarily out of stock on that sku. Will deluxe whoopee cushion do? Phil Rossi claims it's "the bomb." We are temporarily out of stock on that sku. Will deluxe whoopee cushion do? Phil Rossi claims it’s “the bomb.”

]]> By: Alvie http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-605 Alvie Tue, 30 May 2006 21:48:41 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-605 Boom. Baby. Boom. Baby.

]]> By: Mark Forman http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-606 Mark Forman Tue, 30 May 2006 22:00:29 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-606 Mr. Mark is temporarily unavailable as he is trying to produce Denver/friends of Denver Bands music show. It is ok for you to comment. Mark's borg will answer but perhaps not quite as witty and charming as Mark himself. Mr. Mark is temporarily unavailable as he is trying to produce Denver/friends of Denver Bands music show. It is ok for you to comment. Mark’s borg will answer but perhaps not quite as witty and charming as Mark himself.

]]> By: Mark Forman http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-607 Mark Forman Tue, 30 May 2006 22:17:45 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-607 OOh mark's borg sat on cushion-boom baby boom boom! OOh mark’s borg sat on cushion-boom baby boom boom!

]]> By: Doomed in Denver http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-609 Doomed in Denver Wed, 31 May 2006 00:45:57 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-609 Dear Mark's Borg: I have a 17 year old "friend of a friend" who keeps trying to get with me. Being a 44 year old man I fell this is morally wrong yet it is legal in 33 states. My question: when.. er.. if I hit that stuff, should I tell my friend? Please help! -Doomed in Denver Dear Mark’s Borg:

I have a 17 year old “friend of a friend” who keeps trying to get with me. Being a 44 year old man I fell this is morally wrong yet it is legal in 33 states. My question: when.. er.. if I hit that stuff, should I tell my friend?

Please help!
-Doomed in Denver

]]> By: Doomed in Denver http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-610 Doomed in Denver Wed, 31 May 2006 00:46:27 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-610 Also I FEEL this is morally wrong. Not just fell. Also I FEEL this is morally wrong. Not just fell.

]]> By: Alvie http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-611 Alvie Wed, 31 May 2006 00:47:02 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-611 Does Mark's Borg have a name? Hey, Picard had Locutus. Does Mark’s Borg have a name?

Hey, Picard had Locutus.

]]> By: jackmangan http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-612 jackmangan Wed, 31 May 2006 00:50:57 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-612 What does this have to do with Bruce Sterling, Holy Fire, Kick-Ass, Mystic, or Ninjas? Oh and Doomed: Don't tell your friend yet, wait for the talk show appearance. What does this have to do with Bruce Sterling, Holy Fire, Kick-Ass, Mystic, or Ninjas?

Oh and Doomed: Don’t tell your friend yet, wait for the talk show appearance.

]]> By: Alvie http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-613 Alvie Wed, 31 May 2006 02:08:47 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-613 Oh, Jack. I speak for all of us (us being Mark and myself) when I say we are sorry. You, of course, are correct. There should be more content talk on this board. Hey! What do Bruce Sterling and the KAMN have in common? They both, um, kick ass! Um, cept for Holy Fire. So I hear. Course Ive not read it yet, but I hope to. Ok I blew that one. Um, did I mention how great you were on the KAMN cast? Super great! You should be a regular! The Kick Ass Mystic Ninjas and Jack! Thats it! Gold! Um, have I made up for the lack of topic talk yet? I have more space on my nose that is not brown. Please say the word. Oh, Jack. I speak for all of us (us being Mark and myself) when I say we are sorry. You, of course, are correct. There should be more content talk on this board.

Hey! What do Bruce Sterling and the KAMN have in common? They both, um, kick ass! Um, cept for Holy Fire. So I hear. Course Ive not read it yet, but I hope to. Ok I blew that one.

Um, did I mention how great you were on the KAMN cast? Super great! You should be a regular! The Kick Ass Mystic Ninjas and Jack! Thats it! Gold!

Um, have I made up for the lack of topic talk yet?
I have more space on my nose that is not brown. Please say the word.

]]> By: Alvie http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-614 Alvie Wed, 31 May 2006 02:09:26 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-614 I heart u Jack Mangan... I heart u Jack Mangan…

]]> By: Jack H http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-615 Jack H Wed, 31 May 2006 02:48:06 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-615 So Jack what is your point... this place never stays on topic they think it is Wingin' It Part Deux! So Jack what is your point… this place never stays on topic they think it is Wingin’ It Part Deux!

]]> By: Alvie http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-616 Alvie Wed, 31 May 2006 03:16:24 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-616 Sorry, "they"? Sorry, “they”?

]]> By: Alvie http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-617 Alvie Wed, 31 May 2006 03:17:54 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-617 Seems to me, my friend, youve helped us get off topic on more than one occasion. ;) Seems to me, my friend, youve helped us get off topic on more than one occasion. ;)

]]> By: Alvie http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-618 Alvie Wed, 31 May 2006 04:04:01 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-618 Ok, I feel really bad about always straying off topic, so... Jack, being as that I rarely get 5 minutes a day to myself outside of work, and being that being able to read a book would be a premium, and being that Im a virgin of Sterling's work (save for what you all talked about on the KAMN show) what would you recommend I start with? To get aquainted with his work, I mean. -Begging for forgiveness in Boulder Ok, I feel really bad about always straying off topic, so…

Jack, being as that I rarely get 5 minutes a day to myself outside of work, and being that being able to read a book would be a premium, and being that Im a virgin of Sterling’s work (save for what you all talked about on the KAMN show) what would you recommend I start with? To get aquainted with his work, I mean.

-Begging for forgiveness in Boulder

]]> By: jackmangan http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-619 jackmangan Wed, 31 May 2006 04:04:05 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-619 Ooooo - I enjoy cappucino-flavored jelly beans. Ooooo - I enjoy cappucino-flavored jelly beans.

]]> By: Alvie http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-620 Alvie Wed, 31 May 2006 04:11:27 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-620 It will be done, Jack Mangan. It will be done, Jack Mangan.

]]> By: Mark Forman http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-621 Mark Forman Wed, 31 May 2006 06:19:09 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-621 Did someone say cappucino love beads for the literate? Did someone say cappucino love beads for the literate?

]]> By: Mark Forman http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-622 Mark Forman Wed, 31 May 2006 06:20:56 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-622 Dear Doodled in Denver, Mark's borg is called Potemkin meaning I am called Potemkin. You tell Jack of Hearts, yes like the battle ship Potemkin making this the highbrow comment for the day. Dear Doodled in Denver, Mark’s borg is called Potemkin meaning I am called Potemkin. You tell Jack of Hearts, yes like the battle ship Potemkin making this the highbrow comment for the day.

]]> By: Jason C. http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-623 Jason C. Wed, 31 May 2006 08:48:59 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-623 pssssh no one watches silent Russian films, with baby carts falling down steps. ;-) pssssh no one watches silent Russian films, with baby carts falling down steps. ;-)

]]> By: Mark Forman http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-624 Mark Forman Wed, 31 May 2006 09:12:06 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-624 Jason I'd answer you but alas when I was choking my chicken it needed to scream and it stole my lips to do so. Hence MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm Jason I’d answer you but alas when I was choking my chicken it needed to scream and it stole my lips to do so. Hence MMMMMMMMMMMmmmmmmmmmmmm

]]> By: Mark Forman http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-625 Mark Forman Wed, 31 May 2006 09:18:31 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-625 Potemkin asks Jason C., "Is your metal ass "shiny" in the Joss Weedon sense, or the literal sense? Potemkin reminds you that he is borg trying to understand the the nuances of the human condition. Potemkin asks Jason C., “Is your metal ass “shiny” in the Joss Weedon sense, or the literal sense? Potemkin reminds you that he is borg trying to understand the the nuances of the human condition.

]]> By: Jason C. http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-626 Jason C. Wed, 31 May 2006 09:58:23 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-626 First off my HAL 9000 > than your borg. 2nd. I have no comment to your question at this conjecture in this moment at this time. I also have more than enough bullshit words in that last sentence. I should become a spokeperson for a government agency. First off my HAL 9000 > than your borg.

2nd. I have no comment to your question at this conjecture in this moment at this time. I also have more than enough bullshit words in that last sentence. I should become a spokeperson for a government agency.

]]> By: Alvie http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-628 Alvie Wed, 31 May 2006 19:04:26 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-628 Right! Huh? Right!

Huh?

]]> By: jackmangan http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-629 jackmangan Wed, 31 May 2006 19:17:20 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-629 I wasn't actually requesting cappucino-flavored jelly beans (though they are delicious..... yum.... and the Dr. Pepper-flavored ones are also tasty) I was just changing the subject in a display of ironic comedy. "Islands in the Net" -- Very good Bruce Sterling book. Cyberpunk classic. "Heavy Weather" is also fun and smart. I hear ya, Alvie. Kids, family -- there are a few better ways to spend your time than reading a book. I wasn’t actually requesting cappucino-flavored jelly beans (though they are delicious….. yum…. and the Dr. Pepper-flavored ones are also tasty)
I was just changing the subject in a display of ironic comedy.

“Islands in the Net” — Very good Bruce Sterling book. Cyberpunk classic. “Heavy Weather” is also fun and smart.
I hear ya, Alvie. Kids, family — there are a few better ways to spend your time than reading a book.

]]> By: Mark Forman http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-630 Mark Forman Wed, 31 May 2006 19:33:41 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-630 Um, erh...Mr. Mangan. I hope I'm not being overly paranoid, but I've heard if you eat cappucino and Dr. Pepper flavored jelly beans at the same time while reading Bruce Sterling, and if you happen to fart right then it'll inspire ironic comedy. Heavy weather by Weather Report excellent tune. Jason, if we stare directly into the sun for the next 12 hours or so, we will go blind and get the next Deadpan episode with free jellybean attachment thingies. Um, erh…Mr. Mangan. I hope I’m not being overly paranoid, but I’ve heard if you eat cappucino and Dr. Pepper flavored jelly beans at the same time while reading Bruce Sterling, and if you happen to fart right then it’ll inspire ironic comedy.

Heavy weather by Weather Report excellent tune. Jason, if we stare directly into the sun for the next 12 hours or so, we will go blind and get the next Deadpan episode with free jellybean attachment thingies.

]]> By: Jack H http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-631 Jack H Wed, 31 May 2006 23:49:55 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-631 Did someone say they wanted a weather report? Did someone say they wanted a weather report?

]]> By: Jack H http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-632 Jack H Wed, 31 May 2006 23:55:58 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-632 Yes - Alvie I have... Yes - Alvie I have…

]]> By: Alvie http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-634 Alvie Thu, 01 Jun 2006 00:45:16 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-634 I would love a weather report, WNDR. I would love a weather report, WNDR.

]]> By: Jack H http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-642 Jack H Thu, 01 Jun 2006 14:46:55 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-642 Wander Radio Weather Report. Today’s weather report brought to you by Bates Master Hand Cream, loaded with vitamin E to keep your delicate skin from chaffing. The forecast for today: light followed by dark! Unless of course it is overcast then dark followed by some brightening the amount depending on where you live. Then of course, you have a chance of rain and thunderstorms, in which case there is a chance you will not see the sun at all. Chances of seeing the sun outside while it is raining are of course slim as well, but if you do, you also have a chance of spotting a rainbow. Remember not to look at the sun to see the rainbow; it will be behind you, if it is there at all. Remember to drive safely, watch for children school is back in session unless of coarse this is the weekend or summer or the kids have the day off because the teachers would revolt if they had to face your kids another day without a break. Wander Radio Weather Report.

Today’s weather report brought to you by Bates Master Hand Cream, loaded with vitamin E to keep your delicate skin from chaffing.

The forecast for today: light followed by dark! Unless of course it is overcast then dark followed by some brightening the amount depending on where you live. Then of course, you have a chance of rain and thunderstorms, in which case there is a chance you will not see the sun at all. Chances of seeing the sun outside while it is raining are of course slim as well, but if you do, you also have a chance of spotting a rainbow. Remember not to look at the sun to see the rainbow; it will be behind you, if it is there at all. Remember to drive safely, watch for children school is back in session unless of coarse this is the weekend or summer or the kids have the day off because the teachers would revolt if they had to face your kids another day without a break.

]]> By: Alvie http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-645 Alvie Thu, 01 Jun 2006 15:44:32 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-645 Truly. You are a meteorologist to beat all others. Truly. You are a meteorologist to beat all others.

]]> By: Jack H http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-648 Jack H Thu, 01 Jun 2006 16:24:33 +0000 http://www.jackmangan.com/2006/05/25/holy-fire/#comment-648 Thank you - I try. Thank you - I try.

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