Hatcha!

If Angelina Jolie can be, why cant I?

Pleasure spiked with pain.

In the immortal words of Elisha:

Thats hot.

Viva!

w00t en espanol? hmmmm…… uh……. ???????
viva!
honestly you would probably just shout Si! I have no idea. Where is the dude from Madrid and Mexico when we need him. Im not hip with what the kids are saying nowadays.

How do you say “w00t” in Spanish?

I cant see Jack shouting like that, its not right.

*pushes up wire frame glasses and takes sip of Tab cola. speaks with slight lisp*

For Christmas I would like a mint in box Cobra Mortal with the Brazilian price tag still on the package.

*sips Tab. Inhales*

That would be keen.

Patrick Warburton would be a major coup, Jack. It would be as tho you were shouting, “Look at me bastards! I AM Jack Mangan! All others MUST fear me. Im coming at ya and comin at ya live! w00000000000t!”

Or something like that.

Oh and Venture Bros. Season 2 starts June 25th. woot

I think that if you were a kid in the early 80s, you were required by law to watch the Dukes of Hazzard. I remember watching The Incredible Hulk and the Dukes every Friday night.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Venture_Brothers

Oh and go buy/rent/Netflix the DVD set.

Holy Holy Holy.

Hee hee, G.I. Jack.

Thats awesome.

http://www.yojoe.com/vehicles/90/retaliator/

So fucking awesome. I miss it. Rember selling it in a garage sale. But it was starting to fall apart. Good times.

Oh and it also had a grappling hook thing so you could pic stuff up.

Make you a deal. Ill track that kid down if you find the bastard who swiped my Destro AND B.A.T right off my fucking Cobra ATV. Right out my room! When I was there! Sick 12 year old fuck.

I think we all have sad action figure lost/stolen/other stories.

Again, Jack, sorry for your loss.

Too bad he must be prosecuted to the fullest extent of the law.

Beware the Fist of Doom! ™ Patent pending 123488666. All rights reserved. Any similarity to other Fists of Doom is purely coincidental and should not be confused with Fists of Cookies, which are very yummy by the way. And speaking of cookies they make for good bribes to evade the law enforcement agencies. But only if they are good cookies. Everyone hates bad cookies.

Oh God…

Jason you cannot possibly have the high ground, for my V.A.M.P ground infantry has been pelting that hill for hours. If you are there, it is a slaughter only those on Iwo would have known. You cannot possibly run, for my Sky Strikers and Dragonflys would strafe you as you ran. I fear, noble Jason, that you cannot out geek me in Gi Joe.

I fear that I have shown too much geek. Must pull back.

The trial date is still a go.

Ha HAH! You cant do anything now, I have the highground. Dont try it Anik..I mean Alvie.

On Clutch, on Flash, on Rock n Roll and Grand Slam!

My Joes beat your Joes.

Let loose the Dogs……..of war. Ok Alvie you get your GI Joes and Ill get mine and we can have them fight.

HA HA HA! Your diplomacy is no good here, Jason.

HA HA HA!2 Um, you cant kill what you did not create.

I knew you would see reason

Ditto had the alcohol portion. Not you.

Case still on!

But hey can I get a short sentance if I go to the trial in Daisy Duke shorts????

It is hereby decreed that the afore mentioned did knowingly and willfully engage in the following lurid and obscene acts-

1. Screaming YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEHAAAAAAAAAA!!!!!
2. Screaming Yaaaaaaaaahoooooooooooooooooooo.
3. Lying about drinking to a stupor to “forget” D of H
4. Admitting to being from the South.

The People do herby set a trial date of 06/09/69, right after the trial of Andrea D.

Hereby, forthwith, huzzah, hut hut.

hic

It is hereby decreed that Andrea did knowingly and willfully engage in the following lurid and obscene acts-

1. Watching “Dukes of Hazard” (hereby referred to as “D of H” on television
2. Enjoying “D of H” on television
3. Lying to fellow Deadpanites about feeling “dirty” pertaining to the Star Wars/D of H bit when, in fact, the truth was quite to the contrary.
4. Admitting to being a fan of “both”, when, in reality, there is no such thing.

The People do herby set a trial date of 06/09/69.

Hereby, forthwith, huzzah.

Hey so I am going to jump in and make show comments (yes I am way behind, Im working on it)

- Mark’s deadpan smorgasbord as you called it was pure genius
- Im intrigued as to the changes in the next episode
- Im not comfortable with the Dukes of Hazard/Star Wars comparisons, it made me feel dirty. I think the discomfort comes from knowing that I infact was a fan of both… it was the 80s sue me!

But with this bunch thats all the time baby!!!

*runs away to find hydrant and sniff butts*

Wasnt that…hard…was it?

Um…. Yes, let us RISE to the occasion.

Um…

Yeesh.