Jack Mangan’s Deadpan: Episode 10. Mur Lafferty!!
Chris Fisher Bumper
Introbabble
Mike Nelson Bumper
Mo’ Babble
Thanks to Brad P for the donation!
Stolen Rap Lyrics — Double Shot
(Thanks to Alvie from Boulder and Chris Fisher )
Getting a Leg Up promo
The Deadpan Research Team - part 2. Delving into Star Wars/Dukes of Hazzard. (Inconsiderate me: I never thanked Michael R. Mennengha for his wonderful guest appearance on this bit. Thanks, Mike!)
Mur Lafferty Interview - part 1
short break
Guest Highbrow/Lowbrow (Thank you Computerking!)
VoiceMail from Andrea
Mur Lafferty Interview - Part 2
Post-interview babble.
(Mur’s husband Jim’s podcast: The Vintage Gamer)
Original Music: Love Temple. Matt Mango (I forgot to mention during the show — this is the first mix, not the one that appeared on the Wishing Bridge CD)
June 7th, 2006 at 10:48 pm
Yo Alvie and Computer King-you 2 bad boys rock. Good stuff both of you. Miss Mur always nice to hear what you have to say. Jack the shark-eh, keep swimming. LOL
June 7th, 2006 at 11:47 pm
Alright! New cast!
Cant listen now, about to pass out. Tired.
June 7th, 2006 at 11:52 pm
Glad you enjoy the music sir it always makes a fine gift
Enjoyed this show a lot, first female yay! uh… so… Yes you have a good way of getting people to talk about what they have passion for that makes for good listening. I also wanted to mention that I did finish your short story from the other week which has stayed on my mind. I was even reminded of growing power parallels with the chess scene in X-men3 as well. Quite! Another great show, cheers.
June 8th, 2006 at 12:03 am
Andrea’s VM-interesting-I haven’t a clue why that happened with your friends. Working out good for me. On music comment-right on. Open is where it’s at-all the better for you. In NY people were very segregated musically-don’t know if that’s changed.
June 8th, 2006 at 5:42 am
Hey!
Mark- isn’t that weird? and the funy part is none of them could explain what it was about Taiwan. One guy went there with a friend who basically abandoned him and he had to fend for himself with only knowing how to say “Can I have a beer” and “wheres the bathroom”, and somehow he loved it.
I loved Chris Fishers stolen rap lyrics, and of course Alvie i heart you.
Finally, Mur is the bomb. She never ceases to amaze me. I was never a gamer but somehow I still like hearing her talk about it. As for the being a woman podcaster, I think I am in the camp of why cant you just be a podcaster. I dont know about other computer fields but in the graphics field I have come across alot of sexism. At work everything is fine but as soon as there is client contact I get grief. Last week I was with a client and the guy couldnt look or talk to me the whole meeting, but then after the meeting we went out drinking and there he is all fucking over me. Asshole.
I dont know I consider myself a feminist, I know I am a feminist, but Im not extreme. I am not uncomfortable with sexuality- were women we like sex too, there is nothing wrong with that, and I dont think all men are pigs. But at the same time my sexuality is not all I have to offer. I have a pretty hot brain too, and it can be frustrating when your brain is considered less because of the body it is in.
June 8th, 2006 at 5:51 am
Huh? Wha?
Oh, Im sure you had some really good points there, Andrea. Unfortunately I was too busy staring at your chest to listen to you…
June 8th, 2006 at 5:57 am
Alvie you kill me. Your allowed to stare at my chest, I know you’ll respect me in the morning (I think?)
June 8th, 2006 at 6:20 am
I forgot to say before that the Computer Kings contribution was really really awesome.
Also the continuation of Star Wars and Dukes of Hazard almost ran me off the road this morning. I should sue you Jack Mangan
June 8th, 2006 at 6:25 am
You think correct…
Yknow, being a boring ass white male in America, there is no way I can relate to the way minorities or women are treated today. I mean, I know its not like we’re in the 1800’s, but considering it IS the 21st century, I wonder how far we truly have come considering the amount of time that has passed since slavery was “abolished”. Then again, we’re talking bout a country who’s women were allowed to vote only about 80 years ago. Andrea, I have no idea where you are coming from, but I know it sux (hey, hey, understatement of the day!).
I mean, this is one reason that I got out of buisiness school and got into that SUPER well paying and lucrative field that IS being a history major. That and I flunked out of buisiness school, but hey… Actually I couldnt stand what I saw going on around me. The shit that Andrea be talkin bout starts at fuckin college. Actually it probably starts as a kid, but thats another essay. Which this has turned out to be.
Andrea, your brain IS super sexy. Especially in a plaid skirt and tank top.
June 8th, 2006 at 6:37 am
Awww Alvie- thanks.
Well you dont have to relate, and its not your job to relate. I think one thing people dont realize is that there are still people alive today who grew up during segregation and womens lib. Some of the people thought those were okay ideas and raised children in that mindset. So for someone to think, oh everything is different now, and racism/sexism is a BS excuse is crazy. We need to go past several more generations before all that is gone. All you can do is teach your children in hopes of a better future.
June 8th, 2006 at 6:44 am
I will teach my children not to be assholes.
Thank you for the life lessons, Jack and Mur.
June 8th, 2006 at 6:48 am
Evo a rock star? WTF?
June 8th, 2006 at 6:54 am
If I had kids I’d do the same. Sometimes I wish I went into teaching. I have all these crazy futile hopes of actually changing peoples lives and making the world better. But then my complete insignificance slaps me in the face.
Anyway- hell yeah Evo is a rockstar. I think Mike and Evo are. (right now I can feel their ego’s expanding)
June 8th, 2006 at 6:55 am
Thats not their egos…
June 8th, 2006 at 7:00 am
oooo, its not? cool.
June 8th, 2006 at 7:07 am
Alvie’s the rock star.
See… they’ve caught a picture of him already.
June 8th, 2006 at 7:11 am
Yeah. That was an angry day for me. I was going thru my “Gangstarrist” phase.
Man, those crazy days…
June 8th, 2006 at 7:13 am
Proof at last that you are a ninja.
Ph34r the Alvinator. He is not only wise, but he is ninja!
June 8th, 2006 at 7:55 am
I am “Ganstarristja”.
Hear me roar.
In number greater than zero
But less than four.
June 8th, 2006 at 9:11 am
Hey what was with all that deep talk about real issues up there?
June 8th, 2006 at 9:25 am
Alvie if you are a rockstar can I be your groupie???
June 8th, 2006 at 9:28 am
Strait up, Andrea.
June 8th, 2006 at 9:28 am
Ooo Groupie…meaning with the crappy VW van and all that stuff?
June 8th, 2006 at 9:31 am
Alvie-If you’re a rockstar can I be your manager and Andrea-can I be your “mental” groupie?
June 8th, 2006 at 9:32 am
Thanks Alvie!
No Jason, I get to ride on the tour bus
PS- sorry we got all serious on you there
Sure thing Mark
June 8th, 2006 at 9:32 am
Jason-shut up and load the van, geez these roadies nowadays.
June 8th, 2006 at 9:32 am
And ill make the music videos. See just like Jack was talking about this podcast, we are all a big community. But we dont have to smell each others dirty laundry.
June 8th, 2006 at 9:38 am
Jason et al: speaking of video here’s a funny one that Jack H.’s son pointed out. http://www.gkko.com/videos/2339/richard-simmons-on-whose-line/ Y’all play nicely while I go and try to create some internet mixtapes.
June 8th, 2006 at 9:41 am
I remember that episode.
TANGENT WARNING!!!!
Anyone a fan of Hellboy here?
June 8th, 2006 at 9:50 am
I liked the movie, I never delved into the comics. Whay dso you ask?
Now, as Mark said, your break is over. My incredibly heavy amps need lifted into my incredibly tiny 1987 Chevy Nova. Manage him, Mark. Manage him.
Andrea Im not sure Im comfy with this. Usually groupies arent known for their, urm, smarts…
Tell you what. Rather than “groupie” can we use “eye candy”?
June 8th, 2006 at 9:53 am
I ask because right now in develpoment there are not one but TWO animated films being made.
For some badass production pictures go read this blog. Right Now.
http://hellboyanimated.typepad.com/hellboy_animated/
they will be straight to DVD but dont knock em casue of that. From everything ive read on the blog these are going to be super badass. Mike Mignola, hellboys creator, has been a part of it from day one.
June 8th, 2006 at 9:55 am
Im the opposite of Alvie, I read the Hellboy comic but did not see the movie
Alvie, I will take that compliment and eye candy it is- although eye candy implies to be seen and not heard. Im not sure if I can do that either.
June 8th, 2006 at 9:59 am
Wow Jason that looks pretty cool.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:05 am
Andrea, crap thats true about “eye candy”. How bout “Smarty Hottie”.
Jason I wouldnt knock it cause of that. Theres been plenty of strait to dvd animated shows (Animatrix, Chronicles of Riddick, The Avengers..) that have been really good. Thats good news. I also hear the second movie will kick ass. SO I hear.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:08 am
I just say that cause Straight to DVD dosent have the greatest track record….thanks to Disney. Oh and the 30 Land before Times. which might be Disney.
But you make a vaild point Alvie some good stuff there.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:13 am
Yes I will take Smarty Hottie…hmmm maybe I need to change my Dragon page forums title to that.
Im leaving for the day you guys. have fun without me.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:15 am
that was weird I tried to post my comment and it flipped out on me- I will post this again so if it doubles up sorry!
what I said was - yes I will take Smarty Hottie, and maybe I should change my DragonPage Forums title to Smarty Hottie.
I am leaving for the day, you guys have fun without me
June 8th, 2006 at 10:17 am
Smart *is* sexy.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:20 am
Okay Ive tried posting 3 times now– if this post shows up finally 3 times pleasede forgive me…..
I will take Smarty Hottie. Maybe I need to change my Dragnpage Forums title to that.
I am leaving for the day, You guys have fun without me
June 8th, 2006 at 10:21 am
ooo I think I am being targeted here– I kept trying to post and it wouldnt let me, and now it showed up with this next to it:
Your comment is awaiting moderation.
whatever Deadpan!!!
June 8th, 2006 at 10:22 am
I know what you mean, Jason. I know what you mean. And I think there we 48 Land b4 Times, to go along with the 23 American Tales.
And conversely, Ditto: Sexy *is* smart.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:23 am
Hey whats with that? We dont need no stinkin moderation. We ARE the moderators.
With that said we have to let you go Andrea.
No jk. Lets riot.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:23 am
Andrea, that happens to me sometimes too. It just protects Jack from spam. You know he hearts you.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:23 am
Thanks for the Kudos, I’ve been doing that “Devil Went Down to Georgia” Schtick for friends for years. I’m just glad somebody made a niche for things like that. Took me a while to connect Highbrow/Lowbrow with that in my mind.
I like the “Dramatic Shakespearian Prose” thing. It helps me shake off the shyness that sometimes creeps up my spine.
And for a simple comment to the Sexism/Racism thing: As a Black Guy (African American’s too much of a mouthful) I grew up and remain keenly aware of various level of conscious and unconscious racism that goes on. Next time you’re in a store with “floating salespeople,” watch who they zero in on to “Help” and who they allow to wander around unmolested.
It doesn’t happen all the time, but when you grow up being overtly watched by Security in department stores, you get a nose for it…
Oops, Comment wasn’t so simple. Oh, well.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:24 am
***pickes up garbage can***
Yeeeeeeaaaaarfgh!!!
**throws garbage can into window**
Smaaagertthhd!
**bangs head against concrete**
…
June 8th, 2006 at 10:26 am
Alvie this isnt Do the Right Thing.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:30 am
It is now.
Now if you would kindly fuck off. Ive got some Public Enemy to blast and some pizza joints to burn.
**flick**
June 8th, 2006 at 10:31 am
In yoda-speak: sexy smart is.
Spammer Andrea is not.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:36 am
**burn mutha burn**
Yknow, oddly this goes along well with the pic Ditto showed us…
June 8th, 2006 at 10:37 am
I wish life was more like Futurama.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:37 am
I like crispy pizza. Leave some for me!
Oooooooooooohhhhhhhhhhh. Pretty flames.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:38 am
I wish life didn’t totally suck.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:39 am
Life wouldnt suck if it was like futurama. We would have 4 armend Neptunian chefs, and beer drinking robots, and poor out of work doctor lobsters. Life would be grand.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:42 am
BTW I do the best Zoidberg impression. Um, is just doesnt translate well over type.
Ditto: I couldnt say it any better myself.
Thats it. Im freezing myself. Thaw me out in 1000 years.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:44 am
I can do an awesome Zoidberg, look read:
*cough* Woo wooo wooo wooo wooo
June 8th, 2006 at 10:46 am
Holy God. I bow to you sir.
Ok, check this one out…
*ahem* Bite my pasty fleshy ass!
Huh? Huh?
June 8th, 2006 at 10:47 am
I applaud both of you.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:47 am
*crickets*
…….better leave it to us professionals.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:50 am
Hey Alvie you read any of the Futurama comics?
June 8th, 2006 at 10:50 am
Jason stop it! No one can do a Ditto impression quite like Ditto.
BTW Dave, when did you start going by Ditto on a regular basis? Its cool, but if I remember it wasnt always the case…
June 8th, 2006 at 10:53 am
Ok geek confession, Jason:
I had to pick ONE medium to collect due to monetary constraints (yeah, that college degree got me NOTHIN but debt) so I picked action figures over comics. Havent bought a comic in years.
Now, everyone has about a half hour of free “toy collecter dork” comments toward me. After that I fight back.
Anyway, Jason, thats the way that is. I miss em tho.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:53 am
got me back Alv. Touche sir.
I just remembered that I havent truly commented on the podcast. Loved this episode, had a great balance of interview and stuff. Its making me get off my ass and work on my podcast and make segments for this here Deadpan. I really want to do my doodle.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:54 am
To CKing-Cool man. I finally heard clearly on your last bit in your rich voice that you were a black man. Being a large caucasian living in an Asian country I can relate somewhat with too many eyeballs being on your ass too much of the time. Hope you keep supporting Jack and feeding us with your stuff. Peace out.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:55 am
yeah I know what you mean alvie, DVDs come before anything else for me. Love me my DVDs.
when I buy comics I get the Trade paper backs, I think Im getting a better deal.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:56 am
Now as to the rest of yuze mooks-what is it the 3 Stooges running loose here. Geez, I turn my back to podcast a SongStory inspired by Andrea Smarty Hottie and this site goes to hell in a handbasket.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:57 am
Actually we went to hell in a tupperware container, but that just a small detail.
June 8th, 2006 at 10:58 am
Can you get me some of those Tupperware Shiny Metal Ass holders in mauve?
June 8th, 2006 at 10:59 am
Alvie, ditto has long been a nickname of mine, ever since my first day of University when, out of a class of 80, there were 10 Daves. I started using ditto in the comments when I got the moderator “job” at the forums.
BTW, I’d collect action figures if I could afford it. I can barely afford the comics I do buy.
Jason, totally agree. Awesome episode. Mur-sama is very wise in giving the best piece of advice I’ve heard in a long time: “Don’t be an asshole.”
June 8th, 2006 at 11:00 am
But what a fine basket it is!
Yeah, CKing may just be a bit to refined for these boards. I mean, I welcome any comments he has, I just dont wanna scare him away. Hes too damn clever.
You hear that Cking?!?!? Too. Damn. Clever!!!!!
And may I say that as a white guy living in a white bred city, well, it makes me wish for diversity. I remember my trip to NYC and I was so overjoyed to be able to talk and hang with all sorts of folks, when I came back, I cried a little.
June 8th, 2006 at 11:00 am
No but I have them in teal and periwinkle.
June 8th, 2006 at 11:00 am
Are those real colors?
June 8th, 2006 at 11:00 am
Ditto on not being an asshole. Oops,I made a double-entendre.
June 8th, 2006 at 11:01 am
I’m a puce man but periwinkle has been known to do it for me in a pinch.
June 8th, 2006 at 11:02 am
“BTW, I’d collect action figures if I could afford it. I can barely afford the comics I do buy.”
Heh, why do you think Im in debt? I mean beside the college and the kids and the cost of living. Yup. Buying stuff I shouldnt. Thats why.
June 8th, 2006 at 11:02 am
We all need some toys to keep us happy & sane. Not that it is working, but it is worth a shot.
June 8th, 2006 at 11:03 am
Oh and “double entendre” is better than D.V.D.A. Raise your hand if you know what that is.
June 8th, 2006 at 11:04 am
*raises hand shamefully*
June 8th, 2006 at 11:04 am
DVDA
Yes, I had to look that up.
June 8th, 2006 at 11:06 am
Mark raises white glove covered hand after cheating and looking at Ditto’s link.
June 8th, 2006 at 11:08 am
WINNERS WINNERS CHICKEN DINNERS! Congrats you fuckin sickos!
June 8th, 2006 at 11:09 am
Alvie don’t have time to eat ‘em-too busy trying to fill all the holes you created.
June 8th, 2006 at 11:12 am
Touche, Mr. Forman.
Ok now I must take an, urm, extended lunch. Talk amonst yourselves. Heres a topic:
In 1972, a crack commando unit was sent to prison by a military court for a crime they didn’t commit. These men promptly escaped from a maximum security stockade to the Los Angeles underground. Today, still wanted by the government, they survive as soldiers of fortune. If you have a problem, if no-one else can help, and if you can find them, maybe you can hire the A-Team.
June 8th, 2006 at 11:12 am
OK, where do I begin?
Radio Raheem is a god…..
RK - you rock. Thanks so much for sending me onto this Opeth kick. Brilliant stuff.
Ditto - thanks for the backstory on your nickname. I also did not know the DVDA true meaning until I clicked your link. . . Yikes.
Many good points made in the discrimination discussion. Sexism and racism are still active and strong in this country — let no clueless person tell you otherwise…. computerking’s point — and Andrea’s story — perfect examples. But — I think the most damaging of all forces at work now is classism.
This community is awesome. . . . . If I can channel Ozzy in his shirtless, tattooed, inebriated 80s glory: “I love you all!”
June 8th, 2006 at 11:14 am
And I was saving this for a Dumbass Memory - hell, I’ll still tell it as a DM — I was Hannibal when we played A-Team during recess. I love it when a plan comes together.
June 8th, 2006 at 11:16 am
Hearted in Taiwan replies-Love us indeed. As you well should-love is only good if it keeps going around in circles. Now I’m going to cry and dress up like Ozzy after emptying Ozzie’s medicine chest. IRON MAN!
June 8th, 2006 at 11:18 am
Did someone say the name of Mike and Evo’s rock band was the “vibrating cock rings” or am I just chaneling for the smart hottie in the crowd?
June 8th, 2006 at 11:26 am
Yep I like the size of this community we have here, kinda hope it dosent grow any bigger. Itll get too impersonal. not saying I want you podcast to fail however Jack, quite the opposite.
June 8th, 2006 at 11:26 am
“WINNERS WINNERS CHICKEN DINNERS! Congrats you fuckin sickos!”
Yours is the superior intellect.
June 8th, 2006 at 11:41 am
No sweat Jason-we’ll just head over to yor place and eat them “chicken dinners” if that happens.
June 8th, 2006 at 11:41 am
“Ditto - thanks for the backstory on your nickname.”
yw. Much to my chagrin, I learned several years ago that Limbaugh fans are called dittoheads. Grrrrrrr.
June 8th, 2006 at 11:50 am
Hey, Alvie, Don’t cry, you interact with hundreds of people of all sorts of diverse ethnicities online! You are connected to the multi-colored asphalt of the Information Superhighway! And Hell, you flirt with a Latina on a regular basis (Looks at Andrea). Consider yourself Culturally sensitive.
Now I must leave work and go home, possibly to record the third and/or fourth soundfile I’ve done this week to send to M&E… I like my hobby, less than half the work, and all of the fame/notoriety of making my own podcast!
Not that I haven’t entertained the notion of doing one… I already own Podcasting for Dummies….
June 8th, 2006 at 11:59 am
Ok, Im taking a break from my break.
Ditto: “Yours is the superior intellect.” Nah, its just my superior subtlety.
Mark Foreman: Youre channeling
Jack Mangan: I pity the fool who wasnt B.A. at recess
Jason C.: We can have both. Jacks listeners can grow by leaps and bounds and we’ll be the ones on the board. Cause we’re scary.
CKing: True dat my friend
Andrea: Where’d my Smartie Hottie go to??
June 8th, 2006 at 12:00 pm
Alvie, to quote you: ‘What’s this “subt-le-ty” you speak of?’
June 8th, 2006 at 12:03 pm
Ha! I love it when message boards cross over!
June 8th, 2006 at 12:07 pm
And just where did our smart hottie go? She must be on another business meeting with those Scottish boys again.
June 8th, 2006 at 12:12 pm
That could be. Shes a professional unlike some peeps on this board.
*looks at self*
At this rate Jack will blow past the last Wingin It show comment board. Thats our mission, I think. And I choose to accept it.
June 8th, 2006 at 12:14 pm
yeah but our conversations are more smart.
June 8th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
And more are betterer
June 8th, 2006 at 12:18 pm
So Alvie’s on board as jettison-wing commander,eh? Hmmm.
June 8th, 2006 at 12:19 pm
i R the greetist.
June 8th, 2006 at 12:23 pm
Jason’s last comment made me think of this:
Right ! now ! ha ha ha ha ha
I am an antichrist
I am an anarchist
Dont know what I want but
I know how to get it
I wanna destroy the passer by cos i
I wanna be anarchy !
No dogs body
Anarchy for the u.k its coming sometime and maybe
I give a wrong time stop a trafic line
Your future dream is a shopping scheme cos i
I wanna be anarchy !
In the city
How many ways to get what you want
I use the best I use the rest
I use the enemy I use anarchy cos i
I wanna be anarchy !
The only way to be !
Is this the m.p.l.a
Or is this the u.d.a
Or is this the i.r.a
I thought it was the u.k or just
Another country
Another council tenancy
I wanna be an anarchist
Oh what a name
Get pissed destroy !
sex pistols lyrics
* Anarchy in The U. K.
June 8th, 2006 at 12:24 pm
u r NOt the greetist. u NED to lUtrn How too tipe.
Wing Commander, Mark! Thats on my Tivo and I cant wait to watch it!
Oh, I dont want a competition with Wingin It. That would mean we would compete against ourselves over there and I hate those bastard.
June 8th, 2006 at 12:24 pm
Mark you doin the Sex Pistols or the Megadeth version?
June 8th, 2006 at 12:27 pm
Never heard the Megadeth version but for me only Johnny and the boys for this one.
June 8th, 2006 at 12:28 pm
noo u ned too lurn how 2 tipe. I r beest tiper ev3r.
June 8th, 2006 at 12:29 pm
So is this what jack meant when he said ‘throwin poo around?”
June 8th, 2006 at 12:30 pm
Oh I see what happened to Andrea! Her comments just showed up. Look around comment 35. She left for the day. I didnt know she put in “Smarty Hottie”. Thats why her comments got moderated.
It all makes sense now.
Ah well, a belated “have a good day” to our smarty hottie
June 8th, 2006 at 12:30 pm
*throws poo*
oo ooo oo o AAAHH AAHH AHH AHH
*stratches armpit*
June 8th, 2006 at 12:32 pm
DVDA on a mofo plane,baby!
June 8th, 2006 at 12:34 pm
uh I dont think there is enough room in the airplane bathroom.
June 8th, 2006 at 12:34 pm
Mark cues up Jonathan Coulton’s”My Monkey” for Jason.
June 8th, 2006 at 12:36 pm
Speaking of J coulton. He did songa bout DNA. Hmm, I wonder if he’d consider… D’ya think?
June 8th, 2006 at 12:39 pm
speaking of JC (not me), I wonde what he has for us tomorrow.
June 8th, 2006 at 12:41 pm
Indeed-rather popular initials JC(I mean th Denton one)
June 8th, 2006 at 12:42 pm
We need to convince him to do a SoaP song.
June 8th, 2006 at 12:44 pm
Definitely-I think Evo’s gonna try and meet with him next week so maybe I’ll skype that rock star and…
June 8th, 2006 at 12:45 pm
We’re talking about Jesus here, right?
June 8th, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Well That JC’s cover of Re: Your Brains is pretty cool.
June 8th, 2006 at 12:47 pm
True dat. He has a way with words.
June 8th, 2006 at 12:48 pm
boston Legal is an awesome show!
Jason the King of tangents strikes again!
June 8th, 2006 at 12:50 pm
Jason is also the king of starting posts with an undercase letter.
What up wit dat! I have grate spelling and grammear;
June 8th, 2006 at 12:51 pm
My shift key is stupid sometimes.
June 8th, 2006 at 12:53 pm
High brow typing: What exactly seems to be the problem, Prudence? Lowbrow typing: yeaz arffff arff triwin poo weeeeez
June 8th, 2006 at 12:53 pm
oF COurse…
Wait, the disease spreads. Is this like the Bird Flu? Only with the shift key? Do I need to shoot my puteR?
June 8th, 2006 at 12:54 pm
“yeaz arffff arff triwin poo weeeeez”
Ive seen this…
*Flips thru pages of the Illuminati*
June 8th, 2006 at 12:55 pm
On the subject of “don’t be an asshole”: http://www.2theadvocate.com/news/2990536.html?showAll=y
June 8th, 2006 at 12:56 pm
Maybe the 6th commandment should be “don’t pwn n00bs”.
June 8th, 2006 at 12:59 pm
n00bs are there to pwn.
I will never give up my right to to pwn n00bs
June 8th, 2006 at 12:59 pm
Oh sweet Christ…
Im telling you, if these fucktards can get into office, so the hell can I.
“Vote for Alvie! I wont be an asshole!”
June 8th, 2006 at 1:00 pm
Headshot.
ph34r m3
June 8th, 2006 at 1:00 pm
If I could vote, I’d vote for you, Alvie.
June 8th, 2006 at 1:00 pm
That does it-I’m moving to another country. Wait a second-I already did that.
June 8th, 2006 at 1:00 pm
BTW if I get voted in Ill officially change the 6th comm to “don’t pwn n00bs�.
June 8th, 2006 at 1:02 pm
I demand an exception for videogames!
June 8th, 2006 at 1:02 pm
I will always pwn n00bs and you cant stop me.
June 8th, 2006 at 1:03 pm
see that n00b over there. pwned. BAM.
June 8th, 2006 at 1:04 pm
T-Shirt for Jason C
June 8th, 2006 at 1:05 pm
too bad. Im 1337.
June 8th, 2006 at 1:06 pm
oh yeah where im l337er
June 8th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
where=well
WTF was that?
June 8th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
Reckon I dont grok what youre speeking.
June 8th, 2006 at 1:10 pm
BTW, elitists…. 5-0 in game 2??!? WTF happened there?
June 8th, 2006 at 1:11 pm
He speakin hoclkey ball?
June 8th, 2006 at 1:11 pm
Uh oh Jack was watching. CHEESE IT!
June 8th, 2006 at 1:12 pm
Grumble, grumble, grumble… stupid Canes.
June 8th, 2006 at 1:12 pm
That mofo always watchin from up there in that header
June 8th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
It’s the hair…
June 8th, 2006 at 1:14 pm
Damn it Jack, would you quit watchin for a minute I’m pee shy. WTf-what am I doing pissing on my computer any how?
June 8th, 2006 at 1:15 pm
That’s NOT how you do a urine test.
June 8th, 2006 at 1:15 pm
I was gonna metion that, Jack. This had the potential to be a good series, now, with Yackoff Smirnoff in net for Edmonton theres no chance. I mean, even with Rollie still in goal, they BLEW a 3 goal lead in game 1. That took em out. I mean (Jack skip the next portion), even when the Avs torched the Devils in game 1 in 2001 the Devils were able to come back and push it to game 7 BECAUSE they got blown out. It wanst a heart breaking, crushing loss like Game 1 in Carolina was. (Jack you can come back now).
I cant stomach the fact that the south is gonna have the champ 2 years in a row. And yes, the series IS over. I dont care what game theyre on.
June 8th, 2006 at 1:20 pm
Yeah, I was thinking that the Canes would win in 5. Not that I want them to, but DAMN IT!!! Edmonton just doesn’t look like they can stand up to the Canes.
Anyway, I like the Bolts so I wasn’t disappointed that they won, but I really don’t like the Canes. Sigh.
June 8th, 2006 at 1:20 pm
BWAAAH I love hockey but am left out because they don’t show the games here. Now I’m really pissed. In fact jut wrapped a realy cool mixie tapie podcast thingie-yeahhh!
June 8th, 2006 at 1:22 pm
Thingie yay!!!
Ditto, um, are you people allowed to like American teams? And could you tell your freinds to stop booing our anthem?
Thats our job.
June 8th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
Yeah, we are allowed to like “American” teams, especially when they have mostly Canadians on them.
Sure, I’ll tell them to stop booing, but I think they still remember when the Marines had the Canadian flag upside-down during the world series. Not that that is an excuse, mind you.
June 8th, 2006 at 1:28 pm
Hey I just noticed…we all like hockey. Does podcasting and hockey have a connection? Riddle me this
June 8th, 2006 at 1:28 pm
Why where are you from Ditto?
June 8th, 2006 at 1:30 pm
Lived most of my life in St. Catharines, near Niagara Falls, Canada. Currently live just south of Kansas City, KS.
June 8th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Ha! Oh thats right. I forgot about the Marine incident. That sucked. I just figured it was cause we keep stealing your teams. If it was up to me youd get em all back.
Cept the Nordiques. I think we’ll keep them , thank you very much.
June 8th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Evo likes hockey too.
Though, I’m always amazed that anyone plays hockey in AZ.
June 8th, 2006 at 1:32 pm
Alvie, lmfao. That’s an awesome comeback.
June 8th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
I’ve always wondered if the team-that’s-formerly-known-as-the-Nordiques have introduced y’all to the culinary masterpiece known as Poutine?
June 8th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Well in all seriousness I cant believe how much the nhl has raped CA of their teams. Really, what they have 5 left? Thats another problem. The NHL has TOO MANY TEAMS. I dont know why it works in other leagues, but really, hockey is a regional sport. Nashville? Bah. Arizona? Bah. And up untill the Canes and Lightning success, well, I still say BAH to those places.
I dunno.
June 8th, 2006 at 1:38 pm
Hmmmm… maybe a hockey podcast is in order.
June 8th, 2006 at 1:38 pm
Ive never had Poutine. Whats more, that article just informed me that there is a place called the “Rocky Mountain Tavern”… IN S. KOREA! WTF???
June 8th, 2006 at 1:41 pm
It’s all part of the secret plan to take over the world!
Uh… yeah, right.
June 8th, 2006 at 1:41 pm
Alvie eat a bowl of derf. I eat putine here in Taichung, Taiwan. Dang Boulder Boy-what’s the cuisine like up there-caribou burgers and Rocky Mountain Oyster shooters only?
June 8th, 2006 at 1:41 pm
We’re refined.
June 8th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
dittos on to something…..but im positive that there are other hockey casts….but they dont have us.
June 8th, 2006 at 1:44 pm
Yeah. We are… well, unique is a word for it. I’d say special, but there’s special and there’s SpEcIaL if you know what I mean.
June 8th, 2006 at 1:45 pm
Huh? Sorry, Ditto. I had to take off my helmet and leash. What about special?
June 8th, 2006 at 1:45 pm
Ok I’ll do the first hockey cast in Taiwan now quit naggin :). crap I bunned my wip on friggin poutang stuff
June 8th, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Alright Mark!
In a related story, I bunned my tip on a frakin puntang stuff.
Hey-o!
June 8th, 2006 at 1:47 pm
I wouldnt mind helping with a hockey cast, I dont know alot about hockey but I still love it.
June 8th, 2006 at 1:49 pm
Of course I need to get mine off the ground first. SMAC attack! BAM!
June 8th, 2006 at 1:51 pm
Mark starts of to the rice paddies with IRiver in hand to poll potential hockey cast listners on their comments. Karen from Kalifornia jumps out scvares the living bejesus out of him and takes off on her road rocket. well I’ll be….
June 8th, 2006 at 1:52 pm
*rubs face*
Ow! Dont you throw your show in my face, boy!
June 8th, 2006 at 1:53 pm
BAM!
June 8th, 2006 at 1:54 pm
Oy-oo you callin boy,son?
June 8th, 2006 at 1:54 pm
me.
June 8th, 2006 at 1:58 pm
Yoda on a banjo.
*spits drink and co-workers look over to see what’s wrong.*
June 8th, 2006 at 1:59 pm
*wipes blood off chin*
youre lucky. moms callin. there will be another meeting, J.C. oh yes….
And on that note, thank you ladies and gentlemen. Well done indeed! And thank you, Jack Mangan, for making this slice of heaven possible.
I heart you all. In a totally non gay way.
Not that theres anything wrong with that.
Adios!!!!
June 8th, 2006 at 1:59 pm
Mark being totally enraged challenges Alvie to a game of hockey in the middle of the Pacific Ocean with Jack Mangan (who cruised under the Fonz’s package) using his shark mojo to let the boys have at it in a temporary shark-free zone. Screw it watchin the SJ Sharks on tv is quicker.
June 8th, 2006 at 2:01 pm
Later Alvie.
I think I may close Firefox so I can enjoy the fullscreen goodness of Boston Legal season 2. Denny Crane.
June 8th, 2006 at 2:25 pm
Oops-nevermind. Mark put’s down hockey stick and resumes podcasting for the thinking impaired.
June 8th, 2006 at 2:29 pm
ditto, If you really lived just south of KCK, you would have said you lived Johnson County. No one who lives in the KC area wants to admit KCK exists. LOL
June 8th, 2006 at 2:33 pm
Rhett engages us in some tornado belt trivia.
June 8th, 2006 at 2:45 pm
lol. Like anyone from the area would know where JC is, but I do know what you mean about KCK. Yikes!!! Point in fact, I live near the arboritum.
June 8th, 2006 at 2:50 pm
Anyone *not* from the area. D’uh. Me SpEcIaL
June 8th, 2006 at 3:19 pm
Dang-last time I looked comments were up in the 180s. rhett-Bringing any Blue Ice Cream to the Pool Party?
June 8th, 2006 at 3:32 pm
anyone want to come fly to DFW and pick me up and take me to the pool party, and then get me back home in time for class? anyone?
June 8th, 2006 at 3:36 pm
Jason-best get to polishing that “metal thumb” make it shinier. Be quicker
June 8th, 2006 at 3:44 pm
oh well then it wont truly be a party without the JC. *fonzie thumbs*
June 8th, 2006 at 3:55 pm
Not your thumbs I’m worried about, careful of Jack’s dorsal going under the fonzie package.
June 8th, 2006 at 3:57 pm
cup. *fonzie thumbs*
June 8th, 2006 at 4:07 pm
OK Fonzarelli thumbs -but Shiny Metal cup safer!
:)
June 8th, 2006 at 4:07 pm
Denny Crane.
June 8th, 2006 at 4:09 pm
For anyone nterested-here’s a SongStory podcast of mine inspired by Smarty Hottie Andrea. http://bbluesman.com/2006/06/09/pretty-in-pink/ Smart Hotty hope you dig it. Smarty Hotties are the hottest!
June 8th, 2006 at 4:11 pm
Who’s Denny-he drink out of that cup?
June 8th, 2006 at 4:15 pm
Denny Crane is Bill Shatners charcter in the bestest Lawyer show ever, Boston Legal. His character always says his name.
June 8th, 2006 at 4:18 pm
Haven’ seen that one yet. Who’s William Shatner?
One to beam up.
June 8th, 2006 at 4:23 pm
The first season is out on DVD, dont know if its out there. but there are some good *cough*torrents*cough* out there.
June 8th, 2006 at 4:25 pm
Torrent oh my, my bladder is acting up. “Cough” “cough” produces the Squirel Nut effect on me.
June 8th, 2006 at 4:27 pm
Hey Jason we broke the Deuce double goose eggs. 202 nd counting. DeadPan boy is a net legend!
June 8th, 2006 at 4:28 pm
I think Jack will have to have a Deadpan about us. On how we do what we do.
June 8th, 2006 at 4:34 pm
Who cares about jack-I’m trying to get a part on Denny Crane out of this. Jack never forgets his “peeps.” Ain’t in his DNA or DVDA or whatever. Never paid attention in science.
Alvie you horrible man-I hope you’re happy DVDA has gone viral and that ain’t good.
June 8th, 2006 at 4:48 pm
Wait Denny Crane on Deadpan….THAT would be, how you say, FUCKING AWESOME!
June 8th, 2006 at 4:55 pm
ACTORS ACT LIKE SCHOOL JERKS- http://www.nypost.com/seven/06072006/gossip/pagesix/pagesix.htm
I hope Jeremy from Seattle never does this.
June 8th, 2006 at 5:02 pm
your stoopid! nuh uh! nuh huh! shut up! poo head. dookie face. *slapping begins*
June 8th, 2006 at 5:07 pm
I mean did these 2 buttheads think they’d be making the big bucks forever? Should have enjoyed some and invested the rest. Reality check coming a little late fo them.
June 8th, 2006 at 6:03 pm
DVDA, FUCK YAH!!
[alive]YIPE YIPE YIPE! [/alive]
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/13205576/?GT1=8211
Way to go on the 200 you crazy fuckers!
June 8th, 2006 at 6:12 pm
I miss all the fun
June 8th, 2006 at 6:23 pm
Albee-Ay chihuahua mi pero es malo. Que lastima. 200 chihuahua McNuggets for the Pool Party-no problem. Make sure those fugs take you to the Chino Bandito kick-ass Mexican/Chinese/Jamaican joint. Favorite of Mike, Evo & Joe.
Andrea make sure you check this out: here’s a SongStory podcast of mine inspired by Smarty Hottie Andrea. http://bbluesman.com/2006/06/09/pretty-in-pink/ Smart Hotty hope you dig it. Smarty Hotties are the hottest!
June 8th, 2006 at 6:24 pm
Its Ok Smarty, the fun never stops.
June 8th, 2006 at 6:25 pm
Alvie is it possible to get one of them DVDA’s supersized?
June 8th, 2006 at 6:30 pm
Holy…..
Could ANYONE feel ANYTHING???? SUPERSIZED???
hatcha…
June 8th, 2006 at 6:32 pm
I guess Enormous could?
June 8th, 2006 at 6:37 pm
MArk, I am truly honored. Thank you
June 8th, 2006 at 6:42 pm
My pleasure it was fun and sounds good. Hope you dig the tunes.
June 8th, 2006 at 7:10 pm
You go boi!
June 8th, 2006 at 7:22 pm
So is Jack’s point that Daisy Duke and Princess Leia are the same?
June 8th, 2006 at 7:27 pm
No, I dont think so. Daisy was much more, um, open…
Ok I warned you all about this on an earlier post. Now reap the fruits…
http://video.msn.com/v/us/v.htm?g=c6919063-5da6-446f-b204-0371bdcbed14&t=s5&f=06/64&p=hotvideo_viralvideos>1=8211
Now allow me to fucking vomit.
June 8th, 2006 at 7:55 pm
Sorry my computer doesn’t do windows. I don’t have IE either-I’m a Firefox man-emphasis on the Fox. Hit me Bootsie. We want the funk, we wants to get funked up
Yeah we need the funk, we want our funk uncut
June 8th, 2006 at 8:00 pm
Ah well. Its best that way.
June 8th, 2006 at 8:04 pm
How’d that Pink flag work out for you?
June 8th, 2006 at 8:05 pm
samehere although I do have IE, but I refuse to use it.
June 8th, 2006 at 8:08 pm
Friggin Jason’s like them 2 crocodile eyes just at the waterline waiting for some dumbass to go skinny dippin. *CHOMP*
June 8th, 2006 at 8:09 pm
We gonna bust triple goose eggs here real soon.
June 8th, 2006 at 8:11 pm
Fine. Yall are missin some good shit. And by good I mean Paris Hilton Reggae video.
G’night.
June 8th, 2006 at 8:13 pm
No woman, no titties,Mark cry
June 8th, 2006 at 8:14 pm
Paris Hilton and good do not belong in the same sentance…..
goodnight Alvie
sweet dreams
June 8th, 2006 at 8:23 pm
Wait Paris Hilton is a woman? All I know is “she” looks like “shes” been punched in the face, twice. With two fists. of cement. with rebar sticking out. and the rebars rusty. and its sharp. and there are STDs on the fists.
June 8th, 2006 at 8:24 pm
Those mean men at Dracovista abused poor Jack and threatened to build around his head permanently unless his ratings come up. Come on now “peeps” we gots to help our boy here.
http://bbluesman.com/media/HPIM0381.JPG
June 8th, 2006 at 8:25 pm
Paris Hilton and woman do not belong in the same sentance….
June 8th, 2006 at 8:25 pm
What the? what is that from?
June 8th, 2006 at 8:28 pm
The studio during renovation.
June 8th, 2006 at 8:29 pm
but where did you get it? do you have your crazy spy cams set up?
June 8th, 2006 at 8:30 pm
Evo’s response to Jack, when Jack asked him if he could have a glass of water to drink. He helped them build studio in 115 degree heat.
http://bbluesman.com/media/HPIM0388.JPG
June 8th, 2006 at 8:31 pm
awww look at the little evo….hes like an elf. and not the LotR kind.
June 8th, 2006 at 8:32 pm
I’ve got the goods on the dragon man himself. I have fotageof him and a male four legged animal in shall we say,”very compromised position.”
June 8th, 2006 at 8:33 pm
Are you saying that the four legged male animal wasn’t an animal but an elf? Or what’re you saying?
June 8th, 2006 at 8:34 pm
Hey speaking of that I just watched a Boston Legal episode where one of the clients had “relations” with a cow. *shudder*
June 8th, 2006 at 8:37 pm
Im liking lookin at this picture so much in there. what a cool studio. Huge board.
June 8th, 2006 at 8:38 pm
Jason said cow and “utter” obviously not a paris Hilton cow. Tee hee
June 8th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
Well i would make the insult she looks like a cow that has been sucked dry, but that would be an insult to all cows that have been sucked dry.
June 8th, 2006 at 8:39 pm
They just recently doubled the size of studio from one room to 2.
June 8th, 2006 at 8:41 pm
One of these days im going to take a road trip up there.
June 8th, 2006 at 8:44 pm
For sure-theres a lot of stuff to do in Phoenix area.
June 8th, 2006 at 8:59 pm
JESUS CHRIST GO TO BED!!!! Cept you Mark.
Poor Jack. Thats a great fuckin pic, tho.
K, now Im really outta here. No really.
June 8th, 2006 at 9:18 pm
Its only midnight. Dont be an old man.
June 8th, 2006 at 9:30 pm
Alvie the ancient prude
probably don’t have no teef
June 8th, 2006 at 9:31 pm
No he has teef…they are just in a glass of polident or whatever.
June 8th, 2006 at 9:36 pm
Heehaw Albee’s teef needs DentuCheese otherwise they fall out and he look like a chicken mouf
June 8th, 2006 at 11:04 pm
253 comments in about 24 hours….. Good grief, Charlie Brown.
June 9th, 2006 at 5:46 am
I hate you all. And by hate, I mean, um, hate. Er, love. Huh?
Now if you excuse me, I have to do my morning Depends dump out.
Shesh, some of us have to get up a 5:30 to go to work yknow.
Jack: Just shows to go ya what a tightly held together ship can do. And you have *snicker* the tightest ship of all…
June 9th, 2006 at 6:47 am
Did someone say blue ice cream? That should be Jack’s next interview. Sack Trick is Jonathan Coulton’s evil brother. LOL
June 9th, 2006 at 7:45 am
Sack. Fraking. Trick.
June 9th, 2006 at 10:05 am
So all that happened since I went home for some sleep is Rhett’s blue ice cream and Alvie’s Depends ad? Ok.
June 9th, 2006 at 10:13 am
Yep, pretty much. Sorry to dissapoint.
June 9th, 2006 at 10:21 am
The blue ice cream is good. That band is nutty fun.
June 9th, 2006 at 10:22 am
Rhett-what’s the deal? You are from Phx or from KC area? Or both?
June 9th, 2006 at 10:27 am
I think he migrated.
“No you cant stop THIS EXODUS!”
June 9th, 2006 at 10:35 am
You getting biblical on me again? Remember that Nothing But trouble movie-http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0102558/ with Digital Underground and Tupac in it? Dan Akroyd as the decrepit old judge?
June 9th, 2006 at 10:36 am
Yes I do. I love the Digital.
Why do you ask?
June 9th, 2006 at 10:38 am
What ever happened to Schmoovy-Schmoov?
June 9th, 2006 at 10:39 am
I was free associating-the old judge falling apart and the deal about you and dentures, etc. Just my sick mind running away with me. I figured you’d know pic anyway.
June 9th, 2006 at 10:39 am
Da Humpty Dance
June 9th, 2006 at 10:41 am
http://amp.dascene.net/detail.php?view=6209 ss info
June 9th, 2006 at 10:46 am
So youre saying hes done nothing since Digital.
June 9th, 2006 at 10:48 am
Kinda looks that way.
June 9th, 2006 at 11:01 am
Alvie check these guys out-some friends of mine I’m trying to hook Jack up with for possible interview. Reggae and hiphop with song samples here: http://www.dreaddaze.com/music.htm
June 9th, 2006 at 11:08 am
are you talking blue ice cream or Blue Bell Ice cream?
June 9th, 2006 at 11:10 am
Very nice Mark. Specially Big Shot Calla.
Crap. Jasons here…
June 9th, 2006 at 11:12 am
MUHAHAHAHAHAcoughhahaha
June 9th, 2006 at 11:12 am
Hey its Friday! Time for double duty lunch!
Oh, and happy 6/9 to all! Tis a special day…
June 9th, 2006 at 11:15 am
Its friday and I have no class. Hence why I jsut got up at 2 in the afternoon.
June 9th, 2006 at 11:16 am
Jason’ crapped in the ice cream again(hehe mark;s board comment mashup magic). Wasup Jaze? Making bombs in college and shit?
June 9th, 2006 at 11:18 am
Explosives 101 would be pretty cool better than Underwater basketweaving.
June 9th, 2006 at 11:22 am
Enjoy it while you can-College days were some of the best in my life. I did my share of underwater experimentaion in Jacuzzis and pools, but no baskets. You a native texan?
June 9th, 2006 at 11:22 am
Born and raised.
June 9th, 2006 at 11:25 am
Damn yuze quick on the trigger-must be a Texan
My cousins all grew up in Ft. Worth. My aunt was from Sweetwater. I visited Ft. Worth when I was 9 and everybody couldn’t get enough of my New Yawk accent especially saying wawtuh (water)
June 9th, 2006 at 11:25 am
TANGENT:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=coiwZxuBW78
“Where my snakes at?”
June 9th, 2006 at 11:27 am
hehehe yeah I dont have much of an accent, but when I go somewhere different I do notice myself saying y’all alot. Stuff like that.
June 9th, 2006 at 11:28 am
That guy is crazy thinking he is Shaft and shit-ha.
June 9th, 2006 at 11:31 am
WooooT Tomorrow is Doctor Who day…..get to see “The Satan Pit”!
June 9th, 2006 at 11:33 am
Still haven’t seen any of those about due to rewatch Firefly. When I was in Ft. Worth was when it was still Dallas and Ft. Worth
June 9th, 2006 at 11:35 am
What do you mean MF? (hehe MF stand for something else)
June 9th, 2006 at 11:38 am
Now it’s all one sprawling metroplex at that time they were still seperate, mf(hehe not meaning…)
June 9th, 2006 at 11:38 am
Jason! Awesome Youtube link!! That is priceless.
June 9th, 2006 at 11:39 am
The walls have spoken-ha
June 9th, 2006 at 11:43 am
Well I consider it still “seperate” but yeah its called the Metroplex.
June 9th, 2006 at 11:44 am
Jack- be sure to keep your eye on Snakes on a Blog, for all the latest news on SoaP.
http://www.snakesonablog.com/
June 9th, 2006 at 11:44 am
Jack Mangan- LAL(lurker-at-lrge) we’re almost at 300 comments wOOt!
June 9th, 2006 at 11:46 am
Hey dude I know you’re not a big music geek like I am, but you come from one of the real magical places for American musicians-especially guitarists.
June 9th, 2006 at 11:47 am
Mark,
Here’s the deal, I’m a recent transplant to PHX and lived in KC prior.
No ice storms here yet.
June 9th, 2006 at 11:50 am
Rhett: Noted-I’d write more but big chunk of ice just hit me and I’m bleeding all over.
JM-I get the feeling that Mur’s not going to show up and pist here-lol.
Jason-get of that bull and go pratice you’re roping on the check out girls at Piggly Wigly
June 9th, 2006 at 11:52 am
Mark- My step dad plays guitar.
In fact he plays in a local band of Band dads (dads who had kids in HS bsnd)
They play all the cool “old” music.
check em out.
http://www.pitpops.com/index.html
June 9th, 2006 at 11:54 am
Jason-cool stuff. great picture.
June 9th, 2006 at 11:55 am
Which one is your step-dad?
June 9th, 2006 at 11:56 am
The one with the guitar, Jim Shaw.
June 9th, 2006 at 11:59 am
Duh- yuck yuck I realized the stupidity of my question after I let that fly(Mark pulls the arrow out of his ass and sits back down)
June 9th, 2006 at 12:00 pm
I was 300 wOOt
June 9th, 2006 at 12:01 pm
It dosent say in the bio, but if I remember correctly he played with Jackson Brown for awhile.
June 9th, 2006 at 12:01 pm
Woot post 303.
June 9th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
No shit Jackson Brown was pretty big time.
June 9th, 2006 at 12:05 pm
No shit.
Well im going to go test out this Indiana Jones fan made adventure game demo be back in a bit.
June 9th, 2006 at 12:11 pm
Hello. My name is Alvie. And I am a Jackaholic.
mo muthafuckin snakes on mo muthafuckin planes.
June 9th, 2006 at 12:15 pm
Alvie0damn boy. Say it don’t spurt it.Hard getting that stuff off the inside of my monitor. No need to tellJack off either, er…. Sphericals on my tomos mofos
June 9th, 2006 at 12:23 pm
But… I meant…
*sigh* damn tourettes
June 9th, 2006 at 12:27 pm
We get them here in Taiwan but only frozen-great with a nice cup of coffee.
June 9th, 2006 at 12:30 pm
FYI-for the music geekies here. These guys-the Kleptones are the bomb for me when it comes to creative mashups. Take it to another level creating new music. http://www.kleptones.com/pages/downloads.html
June 9th, 2006 at 12:33 pm
Al V, what happened to Andrea? We better learn how to type withScottish accents. Dya ken what I’m saying ya daft tart ya?
June 9th, 2006 at 12:37 pm
No. I have no idea what you are farrrging saying.
Andrea’s working.
Ima check out your link…
June 9th, 2006 at 12:52 pm
Aye what em saying ya bloody pox is dat shite is da bomb
June 9th, 2006 at 12:54 pm
Cum again?
K Mark I downloaded some o dat stuff and will give a listen 2nite.
Heh, K-Mark.
June 9th, 2006 at 12:57 pm
Alvie-strange that after this post I find my keys sticking more than usual. How you getting to Phx? Flying?
June 9th, 2006 at 1:04 pm
Yeah.
1. I dont own a car that would make the trip
2. It was pretty cheap to fly since Im relatively close.
About your sticky keys… yes, strange…
June 9th, 2006 at 1:06 pm
Bringing Jimmy with you? Hehe.
June 9th, 2006 at 1:14 pm
If I can get away with it? No.
June 9th, 2006 at 1:28 pm
http://www.zefrank.com/theshow/archives/2006/06/060906.html# Today’s was one of the best. Anyhow party hardy for me-I know you guys will have blast. I’m excited for you all to have a chance to meet and hang out. Try to pry jack’s Head out of the mixing desk and get his butt in the pool. That white man needs some sun.
June 9th, 2006 at 1:29 pm
Ha! So does this white man, so does this one…
God bless ze frank.
June 9th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Amen-peace out for a bit. Need to go home and make breakfast for the fams. Hold down the fort brutha. Don’t let anyone walk off with Jack’s header.
June 9th, 2006 at 2:42 pm
321??? 321???????
Holy crapola!!!
June 9th, 2006 at 3:52 pm
Ya. Its pre party love for Jack.
June 9th, 2006 at 5:29 pm
I don’t think wingin it has ever had this many comments.
June 9th, 2006 at 5:50 pm
You know why…cause Deadpan is better.
June 9th, 2006 at 5:58 pm
That’s cuz we’ve got Jack “Mother fuckin’ snakes on a Plane” Mangan!
June 9th, 2006 at 6:43 pm
No, no,no Jake the Snake,mofo Mangan on a cruise missile!
June 9th, 2006 at 6:52 pm
lol. Very nice.
June 9th, 2006 at 6:54 pm
Ditto-No hockey night?
June 9th, 2006 at 7:05 pm
The Cosmos via the Simpsons http://www.cakeshop.tv/clientsection_site/jk/BestSimpsonsCouchGag.mov
Ja-C: you see this?
June 9th, 2006 at 7:21 pm
Nope. Tomorrow night at 8.
June 9th, 2006 at 7:21 pm
To quote The One………………..woah.
June 9th, 2006 at 7:26 pm
Woah-word. Ditto-Gotcha
June 9th, 2006 at 7:54 pm
Llllooooooooove it!
June 9th, 2006 at 8:07 pm
alvie I can only read that with you saying it in a, how one might say “gay” voice. Which is Fabulousss!!!
June 9th, 2006 at 8:09 pm
and im saying as a joke. or am I?
June 9th, 2006 at 8:13 pm
Alwee gay(mark titters) now way dearies!
June 9th, 2006 at 8:15 pm
That Alvie doing the Frankenfurter drag thingie again?
June 9th, 2006 at 8:27 pm
Jason, you catch on quick.
Mark, you also, catch on quick.
June 9th, 2006 at 8:35 pm
Didn’t catch on nuthin by now my nylons are running just the same.
June 9th, 2006 at 8:42 pm
Oh, mark, Im sorry to hear that.
Gotta catch an 8 am flight, boys!
Gnight Deadpan we love you!!!!!
June 9th, 2006 at 8:46 pm
Translation: Alvie is gay in a big way and a major denture and adult diaper user
He is on drugs(hence the flight reference)
He is also a paid assasin hence the deadpan reference
Happy flying murdering gay funny man!
June 9th, 2006 at 9:05 pm
Best Quote.
http://hmnshld.googlepages.com/solarflare.mp3
Find a better one and ill give you a cookie.
June 9th, 2006 at 9:13 pm
I want a ccokie and solar flare out of my ass. Sweet-good one Ja-C
June 9th, 2006 at 9:17 pm
Oh and Mark, thats one of the many great quote from Denny Crane on Boston Legal.
June 9th, 2006 at 9:22 pm
Ha-i got Denny Craned and didn’t even know it.
June 9th, 2006 at 9:26 pm
Denny Crane. Lock and Load.
man this is such a long comment board.
I think we need to setup a system so Jack can see comments that are connnected with the cast or post.
June 9th, 2006 at 9:28 pm
nah we did a sub-cranial procedure on the mangan so he can read all comments at the same time and smirk in a deadpan kinda way
June 9th, 2006 at 9:30 pm
Hi Jason, Hi Mark– I want to see these posts get to 400 by the end of the weekend…
June 9th, 2006 at 9:30 pm
well ok then. Jack when you read this just tell us if we are getting out of hand. plus dont want all these commetns going to your omnipotent head up there.
June 9th, 2006 at 9:34 pm
Yo Andrea que tal chica-nosotros trabajamos. Have great weekie!
June 9th, 2006 at 9:35 pm
we work?
June 9th, 2006 at 9:36 pm
Jack’s head is gowing down-Randy Savage is gonna do the thing. I’ve got Jack in a choke hold on Skype he says, “oooook ooook now let me breathe and don’t touch the hair”
June 9th, 2006 at 9:40 pm
yeah dont work you guys. Working is bad for you. Have a good weekend! I hope Alvie gets smashed tomorrow and takes all his clothes off– and someone BETTER send me pictures.
June 9th, 2006 at 9:41 pm
A Smarty Hottie want video-Hey jack get the camera ready!
June 9th, 2006 at 9:43 pm
hehehe Im already finishing my first day of the weekend. Thats the good thing about Summer classes, 3 day weekends.
June 9th, 2006 at 9:46 pm
Mark holding up the hookem horns/or sign of the devil hands-living vicariously through Ja-C for the moment.
June 9th, 2006 at 9:46 pm
I almost forgot– Good Night, Have sweet dreams boys!
June 9th, 2006 at 9:48 pm
*head bangs*
Night. I think im going to go finish off season two of BL.
June 9th, 2006 at 9:53 pm
Andrea if you pop into my dreams definitely be sweet-lol. I’m outta here too. jason don’t play with matches and no you can’t have the car this weekend.:)
June 9th, 2006 at 10:02 pm
Hey, this is really fun and cool. It’s only out of hand if it gets unfun and
uncool.
“unfun and uncool”. Yeah, I’m an author. . . . .
I read ‘em all - not just the show-related posts. Carry on, chaps (until Graham Chapman comes through and declares that this has all gotten way too silly).
June 9th, 2006 at 10:21 pm
*starts to silly walk towards the pet shop to exchange a dead parrot*
You rock Jack.
June 10th, 2006 at 4:30 am
Jack- you know I heart you, but there can only be ONE smarty hottie in this comments page. So since it is your page, I guess you can have it
Hey, if you guys like Monty Python have any of you seen Spamalot??? I saw it last month - it was SO funny
spam, spam, spam spam, wonderful spam! wonderful Spam!
Oh my god I was crying from laughing so much.
June 10th, 2006 at 5:25 am
No, KC doesn’t get the good shows. They only stop by here on occasion.
June 10th, 2006 at 8:57 am
I’ve heard nothing but raves for Spamalot. But I feel your pain, ditto; I doubt if Spamalot will ever get here to the desert.
And that’s very gracious of you, Andrea, but you can keep your Smarty Hottie title.
Jason C — You rock!
Today is the pool party! I will have to get Alvie to a computer so he can add a few posts.
Where’s Oyabun??
June 10th, 2006 at 9:55 am
Oyabun say you wrong-Spamalot is coming to Vegas and might already be there
June 10th, 2006 at 10:02 am
http://www.montypythonsspamalot.com/ saving my typing for irc chat room
June 10th, 2006 at 3:30 pm
Im bored.
June 10th, 2006 at 3:56 pm
*pokes comments with a stick*
Stupid pool party.
*poke*
June 10th, 2006 at 6:13 pm
370!
And the live feed was a lot of fun. Too bad we couldn’t be there.
June 10th, 2006 at 7:04 pm
meh. I didnt find it all that great. Its kinda like going to a birthday party and watching the kid open all these fucking awesome gifts.
June 10th, 2006 at 8:07 pm
with that said, im going to find a way to get up there, and open the presents myself.
June 10th, 2006 at 8:07 pm
Ja-C: I hear you man. Here’s a cupcake for you.
June 10th, 2006 at 8:09 pm
Ja-C you keep the thong thingies Markie wants the CD thingies.
June 10th, 2006 at 8:20 pm
Hey Mark I want to ask you a question:
Do you like the way WI is going? and what im talking about is less “random” content and more “look im drunk” and sex talk.
June 10th, 2006 at 9:26 pm
Ja-C I think you already know what I think by virtue of your question and your asking me. Your a smart pup.
June 10th, 2006 at 9:29 pm
Maybe. I just want to get other people opinion. Mine- I dont really like it. I really miss the “old” days.
June 10th, 2006 at 9:36 pm
I hear ya man. I used to listen to WI because it had a nice balance of elements a good mix of zany fun and interesting content. I feel the content slide has slipped a bit similar to what you said. That’s why I’m spending more time over here.
June 10th, 2006 at 9:40 pm
Yay- Im not the only one!
Now time to begin the revolution.
First order of business, start building a robot to send back in time to terroize Evo as a child.
June 10th, 2006 at 10:11 pm
Sounds more and more like the Matrix, eh Neo?
June 10th, 2006 at 10:17 pm
OMG! What you just said made everything so clear. WE made Evo hate the Matrix. We sent back in time a robot that jsut happened to look like Keanu, and when it found Evo, it started spouting off lines from the Matrix. Cause it loved those movies. Thus when Evo grew up and saw the Matrix those memories came flooding back up to the surface.
Woah.
June 10th, 2006 at 10:27 pm
ROFL-you’re funny. Longhorns on a mother froggin Texan!
June 10th, 2006 at 10:34 pm
well being from UNT it would be eagles, but whatever.
Oh Mark would you like to see the 1080p teaser of Snakes on a Plane? Of course you would. BAM!
http://www.snakesonablog.com/swp/wp-content/uploads/2006/06/snakes_on_a_plane_teaser_1080p.mov
Warning!! Its huge and the teaser isnt much to look at, but damn its cool.
June 10th, 2006 at 11:20 pm
Well Deviled eagle egg salad on Texas toast then.
June 11th, 2006 at 5:19 am
Okay you guys, you are so close to 400, I know you can do it.
Jason, I agree with everything you said. The party was boring to listen to, it sounded like they were having fun though. I still enjoy Wingin It, but I totally understand what you are saying. I know I’m part of the problem
so sorry!
But I think it bothers me more when Slice of SciFi starts sounding like Wingin It. What Wingin It has become, feels like a natural progression from the beer drinking. Does that make any sense?
Have a good day you guys
June 11th, 2006 at 5:21 am
PS- Jack thanks for giving me the Smarty Hottie title and sorry I discussed those “other” shows on your board.. We heart Deadpan.
June 11th, 2006 at 5:35 am
We all heart Deadpan.
Andrea- While drinking would I guess lead to that, Im wondering if it should. I have nothing against beer drinking and the occasional sex talk and or innuendo, but too much of it is not so good. Think of it like this, go for a whole month where the only entertainment you can watch is porn. You cant read, you cant watch TV, the news, movies, cant play video games. You can only watch porn. Soon its not going to be so great is it.
I should have started this over at WI, but I was kinda afraid of getting attacked. So Sorry to Mr. Mangan if this is not good here.
June 11th, 2006 at 5:55 am
I hear you Jason- That would suck, big time. It can get old. But again its that whole your the sober person driving around a bunch of drunks- they are having a great time laughing at shit that is NOT funny. Thats what that show is, they are drunk- Im sober driving to work in the morning.
June 11th, 2006 at 6:01 am
Very true. I guess if I want to try and change it, then ill have to make my own segments.
June 11th, 2006 at 6:06 am
Hey guys, I agree with pretty much everything you’ve said.
The pool party itself, wasn’t much to listen to, but the show was good. The chat room, in particular, was a lot of fun for me. And I was really happy to see the Skepticality crew there too. Even Tee joined in towards the end.
As for where the show is going… well, I’ve felt it strayed a long time ago. I stared listening to WI just after it started. It’s nothing like what it used to be. I think the migration to booze and sex talk makes sense when you realize that we are just feeding both Mike & Evo’s egos. But, considering the work they put into their shows, they are entitled. What matters to them is the amusement factor. They got tired of the drinking game, so you don’t hear about that anymore.
If you want WI to change, the best way to do it is to send in your own segments. Then again, I can see why you like Deadpan so much: it is more like the old WI.
June 11th, 2006 at 6:08 am
“Very true. I guess if I want to try and change it, then ill have to make my own segments.”
D’oh. That’s what I get for typing a long comment.
June 11th, 2006 at 6:12 am
I dont know why I was afraid that I would get “torn a new one” for starting this, You guys and gals are awesome. and the most awesomest (its a word I swear) is Jack for putting up with me. Even though he hasnt read this yet I bet.
June 11th, 2006 at 6:12 am
no ditto its cool.
June 11th, 2006 at 6:14 am
To bring it back to the Deadpan podcast, you know what MIGHT settle WI down a bit? The return of Mur! I really do miss her essays on the show.
June 11th, 2006 at 6:15 am
“You guys and gals are awesome”
Sniff. Here’s a tissue.
June 11th, 2006 at 6:15 am
awwww… group hug…. I love you man…..
June 11th, 2006 at 6:18 am
More Mur would be awesome. I’ve been on Mur withdrawl, but it’s been my own fault: I haven’t subscribed to her casts yet. Silly me.
Whoever it was from Yard Dog Press also had some good essays. Not as good as Mur’s but I still enjoyed it.
M&E are the gateway “drug” to podcasting. People tend to start their own podcasts after being on M&E’s show.
June 11th, 2006 at 6:19 am
Ahhhh peoplmmmpphmhp.
June 11th, 2006 at 6:19 am
I will try to call in less when I am drunk if it will help. Although I called last night because I was really drunk and I mentioned sex…. so I apologize in advance
June 11th, 2006 at 6:20 am
“People tend to start their own podcasts after being on M&E’s show.”
Very very true. and its really cool.
June 11th, 2006 at 6:20 am
400?
June 11th, 2006 at 6:21 am
I was 400?
WOOOOOOOOoooooooo.
June 11th, 2006 at 6:23 am
And the crowd goes wild!
June 11th, 2006 at 6:25 am
Spiderman paprazzi
http://www.aintitcool.com/images2006/Spidey3Spiderific.jpg
June 11th, 2006 at 6:26 am
Congrats Jason, you deserved it.
June 11th, 2006 at 6:28 am
*bows*
Id liked to thank the Academy *music plays* HEY!
June 11th, 2006 at 6:30 am
Alvie and Mark should of been here for this.. well you guys I am going to go for a bike ride. Have a great day.
andrea
June 11th, 2006 at 6:31 am
Right back at ya…I think today is laundry day. Fun stuff.
June 11th, 2006 at 6:37 am
Mow the frakin lawn. Sigh.
June 11th, 2006 at 11:11 am
I leave… for ONE day… and this is the converstion you have?
Wheres the sex talk?
[serious] Im only joking [/serious]
If you excuse me I have to wash filth off myself/
[serious] Im not joking [/serious]
June 11th, 2006 at 11:13 am
Mark is not here so his cyborg named, “Drunken and I Wanna Sex You Up” replies in proxy. Greetings humans. You are a chatty bunch. Does drinking and sexing cause this? Some of what you say is most logical. Mur Lafferty was definitely the unique and special voice in the DP WI mix that stood out and grabbed my master. My master hearts all of you guys but Andrea more. Well the latter is not my master talking but his… ahh never mine will stop at heart on for you all.
June 11th, 2006 at 11:14 am
Alvie did you get to see Jack off? Er, did jack get to see you jack, er, did you have a nice time?
June 11th, 2006 at 11:32 am
I want Mur (who isn’t writing essays anymore to non paying customers), TD0013 reports every week, Duel of the Fates (Which got me hooked) I wish I knew how to write… I should be writng with my geek fu action grip for the empire through Mad Dog Press….
June 11th, 2006 at 11:50 am
Jack H.-interesting points. Strangely, I didn’t get Doodle( I can’t help this-the same day I met Jack I met TD who re-titled Duel to Doodles and hence it stuck) of the Fates at first, thinking it was kind of dumb. I both get it and like it now. I’ve told this to Jack M. directly-I think he is the Mashup king when it comes to stuff like “Doodles” and the Star Wars/Dukes of Hazzard stuff. Here’s to Jack really furthering this unique talent of his.
June 11th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
Ok since it seems that everyone here agrees with me, even jsut a bit, so the question is, what are WE going to do about it?
I think we come up with some pretty funny stuff here on these comments, and Im sure we can share them with the Deadpan show AND WI.
June 11th, 2006 at 12:05 pm
Alvie- we are nothing without you. Sorry we disappointed. I for one don’t feel sexy unless you are here.
Welcome back
June 11th, 2006 at 12:15 pm
“What are we going to do tonight?”
“Same thing we do every night, Pinky: try to take over the world!!”
June 11th, 2006 at 12:15 pm
The artist currently known as Prince has this to say on the matter:
Yo man
What?
She came
Where?
There!
Oh!
In a word or 2 - its u I wanna do
No not cha body, yo mind u fool
Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker
Were all alone in a villa on the rivera
Thats in france on the south side
In case u cared
Out of all yo friends I wanna be the closest
Thats why I tell u things
So ull be the mostest
When it comes 2 life, 2 be this mans wife
U got 2 be well educated on the subject of fights
I mean prevention of
In other words - its r.e.a.l meaning of this thing called love
Are u up on this?
If so, then u can get up off hug and a kiss
Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker
Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker
We need 2 talk about things
Tell me what cha do, tell me what cha eat
I might cook 4 u
See it really dont matter cuz its all about me and u
Aint no one else around
Im even with the blindfold, gagged and bound
I dont mind
See this aint about sex
Its all about love being in charge of this life
And the next…
Why all the cosmic talk?
I just want u smarter than Ill ever be
When we take that walk
Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker
Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker
Horns stand please…
I like it, I like it
U seem perplexed I havent taken u yet
Cant u see Im harder than a man can get
I got wet dreams comin out of my ears
I get hard if the wind blows your cologne near me
But I can take it, cuz I want the whole nine
This aint about the body, its about the mind
Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker
Come here baby, yeah
U sexy motherfucker
Tommy barbarella in the house
Scrub the dishes
Come here tommy, yeah
Sexy, sexy, sexy, sexy
Levi, levi, fly
[ooh man, lets give em some more good shit]
I like it, I like it
Sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass
Sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass
Guard your folks and get your daughter
(sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass)
The sexy motherfuckers so fine I could drink her bathwater
A long, leggy 58
(sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass)
Packing an ass as tight as a grape
I want to spit some game but I said to myself
Hmmm…just conversate (yeah!)
(sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass)
Cuz Im usually quite the calm one (come on!)
You never found me out prowling boy
Im just havin fun
(sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass)
But Im happy 2 change my state of mind for this behind
I bet that if you threw that ass into the air it would turn into sunshine
Sexy motherfucker
That would make shakin that ass
4 one sexy motherfucker shakin this place shakin that ass
Shakin that ass
Sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass
Sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass
Sexy motherfucker shakin that ass, shakin that ass, shakin that ass
U sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
U sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
Sexy motherfucker
June 11th, 2006 at 12:40 pm
Hey Sexy MotherWOOTers. (that’s from the radio edit)
Alvie is as cool and funny in person as he is on the message boards. Alas, I drank too much at the pool party, and have been eating toast and english muffins today.
Interesting discussion here. . . . I enjoy being a part of Wingin It on weekends, but I agree that I’d like to see some of the Geek element return. Evo and I have discussed this. I’ve told him that I miss his philosophical ramblings on the show.
Hey, I really appreciate all of your kind words about Deadpan.
June 11th, 2006 at 12:42 pm
Ja-C-getting back to your question. I remind you of the power of the motivated individual. Why don’t you continue to submit content to WI and DP that you feel is representative of yourself, funny, and something you feel that everyone will enjoy. That kind of ction speaks much louder than words and is a big help to time/content restricted podcasters everywhere.
June 11th, 2006 at 1:05 pm
Mark “Can I get a wOOt wOOt” Forman says,”jackie me boy all those bad MF’s weer from the Prince man and not myself, but since my initials are also MF, hmm perhaps I get a hall pass on tht one. I love English muffins. Menudo always worked real good for me after a bender-helps absoorb the excess alcohol. A decnt bowl can be found in Glendale at La Perlas over on Glendale/59th Ave/Grand crazy intersection.
Alvie who Alvie-oh the SEXY MF GUY-ok.wOOt wOOt
June 11th, 2006 at 1:15 pm
Well my brain right now is really liking poddramas right now, you know theater for the mind stuff. I already have ideas for a couple poddramas for my podcast, but there are so many others. Im going to ask, would anyone like to team up with me and write/produce/direct/act/etc. a short poddrama serial for WI? Right now im thinking espinoge but with a geek twist. Maybe 007 in Space. ( and no not Moonraker *shudder*) It would be the perfect platform to still have innuendos, but so much more. Explosions, martinis, Evil bad guys, spy chicks, more explosions.
Im just spouting things from my brain.
June 11th, 2006 at 1:23 pm
Ja-C great ideas I’d say yes(well it’s a defereed yes-simply because I have a Podiobook in progress and lack that time thingi right now). I’d be hapy to do voice parts if they’re scripted even now. Keep the brainstorming/brainfarting coming. wOOt wOOt
June 11th, 2006 at 2:09 pm
Hey JC, I have no problem helping in your cause for production of and/or voice acting in your drama…just don’t ask me to write, I can edit and come up with ideas but I can’t write…
check out http://wanderradio.libsyn.com
Damn I need to get my brain out of the phermaldihyde
June 11th, 2006 at 3:26 pm
Thats going to be the problem…cause im good with coming up ideas and such (at least I think so) but writing dialogue and stuff like it is not my strongest side. So anyone who can help with that would be awesome.
June 11th, 2006 at 3:28 pm
We are talking B-Movie quality right?
Should be no problem between the 2 of us (and who ever else we get on board) we can come up with cheesy dialog…
June 11th, 2006 at 3:29 pm
Oh yeah im not looking for Peabody and all those other awards winning scripts. Itll be cheese to the max.
June 11th, 2006 at 3:40 pm
Jason, a writer I ain’t… sorry. If you are in need of a female voice, though, please let me know. It sounds like a good idea.
June 11th, 2006 at 4:58 pm
Hey, Jason. I might be interested in helping write. It depends on how thick you want to lay on the cheeze.
June 11th, 2006 at 4:59 pm
And if you want your secret agent to be ultrageeky, you can number him in hex.
June 11th, 2006 at 4:59 pm
Im thinking not too cheesy, but enough cheese to make you groan…but in a good way.
June 11th, 2006 at 5:15 pm
Do we need to set up a yahoo group to dicuss this?
June 11th, 2006 at 5:18 pm
maybe.
June 11th, 2006 at 5:26 pm
Got Skype?
June 11th, 2006 at 7:20 pm
Jason email me I have found a writer.
June 11th, 2006 at 7:35 pm
I dont know your email
here be mine
hmnshld at gmail.com
not going to put the symbol in so I dont get spam.
June 11th, 2006 at 7:40 pm
awww cool! Look at the community now. Working together. Awesome. Let me know if I can add my voice. Group fucking hug people. I am drunk and I heart you all.
June 11th, 2006 at 7:42 pm
Mark quickly calls the spam ray onto Jason’s “at” and yes it’s becoming an “@”. Haha Mark feels evilly triumphant.
June 11th, 2006 at 7:49 pm
*redirects spam ray towards Mark*
Now Mr. Forman…you will die. Muhahahaha
June 11th, 2006 at 7:50 pm
I feel guilty “hearting” Andrea back cause she’s drunk-ah what the heck I have witnesses-LOL
June 11th, 2006 at 7:55 pm
That spam ray blast came through my DSL suspiciously looking like green eggs and ham? That the best you got there Human shield? BTW what are you shielding, jackrabbits?
June 11th, 2006 at 7:58 pm
oh my HMNSHLD alias? Thats from my gaming, I got fed up with dying all the time so I became the human shield for my team. We won lots of games. The name stuck.
and jackrabbits? you mean jackalopes?
June 11th, 2006 at 8:06 pm
Yeah, dying all the time can be a drag/Mark wonder’s Can Jason be a goth? You mean jackalopes are not just something to sell to stupid tourists on postcards? Knowledge wants to know?
June 11th, 2006 at 8:11 pm
No, Jason is very far from being a goth. Jackalopes could be real..you never know.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:14 pm
I heart my own bed.
I heart you all.
Jack, you fucking rock, even when you have dranken too much. Ive sooooo been there…
Hmm I have to go to work tomorrow. The Post-man commeth!!!
June 11th, 2006 at 8:17 pm
You mean my stuffed jackalope isn’t real…
June 11th, 2006 at 8:18 pm
I believe jackalopes are real and live in Alvies bunk. They help keep his Depends widgets locked and loaded. He offers us “hearts” and I return “clubs” to him-on of these days I’ll get it back in “spades” I suppose.
June 11th, 2006 at 8:20 pm
All you need now Mark, are the “Diamonds”
June 11th, 2006 at 8:22 pm
Then you could say you are playing with a full deck..
June 11th, 2006 at 8:27 pm
Careful there Jack H, no one has ever accused me of that before, but the diamonds would be nice.
Jack M- I recently polayed Spehrical Tomi ep 3 backwards and heard he following, “now hurry up white man, and bring me my damn money ‘fore Iput a ccap in your ass.” Um, are there some issues here we should know about?
Confused in Taichung.
June 11th, 2006 at 11:57 pm
Community a gathering of people crowd of magpies on a steeple
communication a sharing of information lack of causes litigation
cooperation a bridling of energies hoping for expanded synergies
conspiracy of whispers and knowing glances a subterfuge for romances
Concert a blend of sound and voice symphony when realised we rejoice
conversation flowing through dialogue brings illumination of demigogue
Coalescing through thoughts, ideas, visions cause hope scattering fears
collage random colors varied shapes merge into synaptic escapes
Peace out for the Markster
June 12th, 2006 at 7:18 am
I’m on board for whatever needs to be done. I can be reached at pch001[at]gmail[dot]com I can help with recording or writing if need be. My time, however is limited due to a crazy busy schedule right now, but when and where I can, I will definatley help.
June 12th, 2006 at 8:27 am
Hmmm. After being gone from this board, and coming back, reading, catching up, I now know what it must feel like to be a n00b reading this. Wow. Poor n00b5.
G00d times! Great comments. Deadpan!
June 12th, 2006 at 9:18 am
I must offer great kudos
To Shogun’s dulcet prose
We’re in awe of Mark Forman’s
Wonderful performance.
June 12th, 2006 at 9:49 am
Shogun I have so much to learn…
June 12th, 2006 at 11:59 am
Shogun says-Awe gee guys, thanks for being the white mice. I’ll go ahead and record for a DeadPan submission along with a couple of udder things I have in mind.
June 12th, 2006 at 1:57 pm
You people are insane and awesome at the same time. Almost 500 comments? Jack is right, this is a great community.
And I’m in shock and awe that Jason C is looking for another writer. What is wrong with my stuff?
June 12th, 2006 at 2:38 pm
/PROBE BEACON/ DeadPan commenters? Alvie shoot your whole load in DracoVista? Jason actually reading those text books? Andrea can’t put that cell phone down? This blog silence thing is kind of different.
June 12th, 2006 at 2:44 pm
Im reading…just not my text books. I picked up “His Majesty’s Dragon”. Not a big fantasy person, but I love history. So far its pretty damn cool. Dragons in the Napoleonic wars.
June 12th, 2006 at 2:51 pm
Jasom: Book sounds interesting. I imagine Alvie is still paying for weekend fun. This is a phenomenon that occurs after age 30. Not being able to drink everything in sight and feel fine the next day. That’s when the angry men with the jackhammers show up in your head and weasels start a knife fightinside your guts. Ugggh.
Alvie cheers-have a milk on me brother, one for Jack too.
Andrea-have you ever tried menudo as hangover remedy? It really works.
June 12th, 2006 at 3:57 pm
hehehe One reason why I dont drink.
June 12th, 2006 at 4:17 pm
Hehe one of them “smart’ college boys. Drinking is very healthy in moderation-so the wise men say.
June 12th, 2006 at 5:38 pm
Hey kids-
sorry I was away today Mark. In meetings at work all afternoon- YUCK!!!
Menudo for hangovers? Yes the Mexicans claim as such. I have seen it work. I on the other hand have never tried it. I actually have found the best cure is a big greasy cheeseburger. I am past that blessed 30 as you said and yes I cant quite drink as much as I used to. I am proud to say I have not gotten sick in many years. I have learned to pace myself and drink lots of water. Also- my number 1 rule? NEVER mix alcohols. If you start with vodka, stay with vodka.
Sorry thats all I have to add. I am being a good wife right now and am doing the laundry.
June 12th, 2006 at 6:01 pm
Andrea SH- Definitely white puer spiris re the way to go. I love vodka-one mix I came up with for the dehyration/mineral depletion issue is mixing vodka with gatorade(grpefruit flavored). taste is ok and never get the drys. You are absolutelyright on not mixing. Are bodies won’t let us get away with all the abuse they tolerated when we were kiddies.
June 12th, 2006 at 7:37 pm
Ill be back.
June 12th, 2006 at 9:23 pm
Yeah masked man,well we’ll be ready for you *click click*
June 13th, 2006 at 5:34 am
So what, Alvie is the governator now?
Hasta la vista, baby
June 13th, 2006 at 6:25 am
I wish I was. That would kick ass.
June 13th, 2006 at 6:38 am
Yeah, mixing alcohol is a bad idea, which is why, when I drink in quantity, I tend to drink non-sweet beer. Sugar does very bad things to me. Even though I’m getting old, I can still out drink most people.
Anyway, like Jason C, I’ve been reading too. I’ve been finishing the Battle Royale novel. It’s very good.
June 13th, 2006 at 10:00 am
C’mon you guys– we have to make it to 500 before the next Deadpan….
Uh so uh….. topics:
- reasons why Star Wars and Dukes of Hazard should forever remail seperate
- Mur Lafferty is the coolest person in the freakin’ world and this is why
- Why we love Deadpan
- ?????????????
June 13th, 2006 at 10:26 am
I love Deadpan cause Jack makes me laugh.
I love Deadpan cause Jack does a mean rap.
I love Deadpan cause of interesting guests
I love Deadpan cause the people is the bests.
Next…
June 13th, 2006 at 10:32 am
“reasons why Star Wars and Dukes of Hazard should forever remail seperate”
Because it is wrong wrong wrong. Kinda like Boss Hog and Rosco slash fiction. Now excuse me while I wash my brain from that horrible mental image.
June 13th, 2006 at 10:49 am
Rosco…and Boss…slash…
Oh..God *urp*
June 13th, 2006 at 11:00 am
Hey I know another topic… how many words can I spell wrong in every post?– I suck.
Reason why Mur rules?
Becasue Heaven is an awesome story
June 13th, 2006 at 11:04 am
Mur is ultra cool.
June 13th, 2006 at 11:20 am
Actually writers have always amazed me. I could never write, my grammer and writing skills are offensive. I dont have the creativity for it either. I am a visual person. So I just think anyone who can write like Jack or Mur are amazing. Ill just stick to my art and photography.
Musicians are pretty awesome too- another art that escaped me completely.
June 13th, 2006 at 11:26 am
EXPLODING WHEELCHAIRS!!!
June 13th, 2006 at 11:34 am
Andrea- Yeah Im a visual/audialistic (Its a word…look it up) person as well. Hence my major of choice- RTVF (radio, TV, Film)
June 13th, 2006 at 11:42 am
I enjoy writing. Unfortunately, because I’ve been doing so much technical writing for work my plain writing suffers for it. It’s one of the reasons why I started a blog even though my blog leans towards the techie side.
June 13th, 2006 at 11:44 am
Hey ditto I agree with you that Evo is kinda wrong on how Stargate dosent have science. Crazy little elf dude.
June 13th, 2006 at 11:48 am
dictionary.com:
No entry found for audialistic
then I thought maybe the 2nd a should be an o:
No entry found for audiolistic
?????? You lied to me Jason C
June 13th, 2006 at 11:48 am
Way to stray to SoSF, Jason.
Way to stray.
Exploding wheelchairs?
June 13th, 2006 at 11:49 am
Look a three headmonkey!!!
*runs away*
June 13th, 2006 at 11:53 am
He also sees three headmonkies.
Hmmm…
June 13th, 2006 at 11:59 am
WOW!
where?
June 13th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
Ill give a cookie to anyone who gets the reference.
June 13th, 2006 at 12:15 pm
I don’t know, but can I still have a cookie?
June 13th, 2006 at 12:16 pm
The only thing I can think of is the headcrabs in Half-Life 2.
June 13th, 2006 at 12:21 pm
Monkey Island
one of the greatest game series ever.
June 13th, 2006 at 12:22 pm
Oh and cookies for everyone!
*throws cookies into the crowd*
June 13th, 2006 at 12:27 pm
Never played it.
“Eeeekeeee”
June 13th, 2006 at 12:28 pm
In my world, “cookie” has a different definition. And it aint the kind on your computer and it aint one I want from Jason.
No offense, Jason.
Not that theres anything wrong with that.
June 13th, 2006 at 12:30 pm
Alvie, can you keep your mind out of the gutter for 5 damn minutes?????
June 13th, 2006 at 12:30 pm
I dont know what you said…but im sure you just turned something innocent into something perverted. didnt ya? You did alive didnt you?!?! WHY??!?!?! NOOOOOOOOOOOO
*starts to rain inside Jason Dorm*
June 13th, 2006 at 12:33 pm
Andrea: Can I? Do it all the time. Will I? We’ll see.
Jason: I didnt do “alive”. What does that even mean.
June 13th, 2006 at 12:33 pm
Wait, why is it raining? UNT has crap cielings, man.
June 13th, 2006 at 12:34 pm
And Alvie is making me drop words like “it”. That Bastard!!!
June 13th, 2006 at 12:37 pm
My mind is always in the gutter, thats why Im not smart like Mur
June 13th, 2006 at 12:38 pm
Next post is 500!!!!!!
June 13th, 2006 at 12:38 pm
500?
June 13th, 2006 at 12:39 pm
YAY!!!!!!!
June 13th, 2006 at 12:39 pm
Wow. We are soooooo productive.
June 13th, 2006 at 12:40 pm
Well then make room for mine. Its floating up next to you.
*titter* I fluster Jason.
Yes I used “titter”. Fuck off, Jason. Fix your cieling…
Thats doesnt look right. Is that how you spell “cieling”?
June 13th, 2006 at 12:40 pm
Is that like sky?
June 13th, 2006 at 12:40 pm
W000000000t! We are so fraking 1337!
June 13th, 2006 at 12:41 pm
ceiling
June 13th, 2006 at 12:41 pm
High five everyone
*holds up hand*
June 13th, 2006 at 12:41 pm
Alvie- you can titter around me anytime you want
June 13th, 2006 at 12:42 pm
but I thought it was “i before e” except after… oh. gotcha.
*high five smack*
June 13th, 2006 at 12:42 pm
high five
Huzzah!
June 13th, 2006 at 12:42 pm
*tittler*
June 13th, 2006 at 12:43 pm
Ha! Whoops. Whered the “l” come from?
June 13th, 2006 at 12:43 pm
Alright E-fives!
June 13th, 2006 at 12:45 pm
eRM, “E-five?”
June 13th, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Uh you know…high five….but electronic.
June 13th, 2006 at 12:48 pm
^5 for everyone.
June 13th, 2006 at 12:48 pm
Oh kinda like E-porn.
Crap there I go again.
June 13th, 2006 at 12:49 pm
*rolls up a newspaper*
Alive…….
June 13th, 2006 at 12:50 pm
Man, I accomplished more in this message board today than the past 7 hours of work.
June 13th, 2006 at 12:54 pm
Jason, don’t fall for it. Alvie likes getting beaten.
June 13th, 2006 at 12:54 pm
Oh I know Im going to withhold the beating. MUHAHAHAHAH
June 13th, 2006 at 12:56 pm
Ha! I just git this pubication on my desk. Its an admin history of Grand Canyon. Its called “Polishing the Jewel”. Ha!
Alvie likes beatings. ALIVE is not to sure of em….
June 13th, 2006 at 12:57 pm
git = got
me = tired.
June 13th, 2006 at 12:58 pm
Yeah dont be knockin my spellin’ when you not be brin your A Game. Squirrel please.
June 13th, 2006 at 12:59 pm
Polishing the Jewel (hee hee)
Alvie you are a bit of a masochist arn’t ya? Thats okay, everything in moderation.
June 13th, 2006 at 12:59 pm
me = confused
June 13th, 2006 at 12:59 pm
I dinna know I needed to BRIN anything.
HA! Polishing the Jewel.
Moose step back.
June 13th, 2006 at 12:59 pm
Hey that “His Majesty’s Dragon” book im reading, its pretty damn good.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:00 pm
Moderation is the key term.
Wassamatter Ditto?
June 13th, 2006 at 1:00 pm
Brain crash. Failure to process.
Reboot….
June 13th, 2006 at 1:01 pm
Man I need to start reading here soon. I got 2 in front of me, just waiting.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:02 pm
Reading what.
Man, I need a drink
June 13th, 2006 at 1:02 pm
I want to read that book, its on my list
Yeah no making fun of spelling mistakes!
I am going to send you to your rooms if you can’t play nice!
June 13th, 2006 at 1:04 pm
Andrea its a really cool book, the feeling I get reading it is the same when I read Dinotopia. which by the way is fucking awesome.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:05 pm
I gotta read Sundiver and Holy Fire.
Who wants to play nice?
Jason started it!!!!
June 13th, 2006 at 1:05 pm
I’m reading too much, but I don’t mind if someone reads to me.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:06 pm
Jason said the fuck word!!!!
June 13th, 2006 at 1:06 pm
Im not even going to tell you what I am reading because you guys will laugh at me. I will have to check out dinotopia.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:06 pm
Don’t read Sundiver, just go straight to Startide Rising, IMO. I want to read Holy Fire too.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
No I fucking didnt. dont fucking lie.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
fuck fuck
June 13th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
For Ditto:
*ahem*
Abraham Lincoln was a good ol man
He hopped out the window with his dick in his hand
Said “Excuse me ladies, Im doing my duty
so pull down yo pants and give me some booty”
And the 2 Live Crew lived happily ever after.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
What are you reading Smarty?
June 13th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
lmfao. Good one.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
ditto is that some kind of a new fetish? Having girls read to you?
Alvie, Jason- play nice!
June 13th, 2006 at 1:09 pm
Dinotopia is kinda of big childrens book, but its still badass. Its not a “novel” more like a really big picture book, but the story is cool. Theres a whole continent that dinosaurs still live on and with humans. Theres this whole civilization there.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:09 pm
Yeah, Andrea, what are you reading? I hope it is a good bedtime story!
June 13th, 2006 at 1:10 pm
Did Andrea just call me a girl?
*slaps Jason back da head*
June 13th, 2006 at 1:11 pm
Andrea: Yes. Very nice.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:11 pm
I read childrens books all the time. I LOOOOOOOVE Chris Van Allsburg. I have nieces and nephews I get books to read to them. Some of them are sooooo good.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
woo woo wooo wooo
*pokes Alive in the eyes*
June 13th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
This is an awesome kids book: The Stinky Cheese Man.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:14 pm
Alvie I didnt call you a girl
I am reading a Star Trek book about Ryker and Troi’s romance– DONT YOU DARE LAUGH it is so sweet, I love it.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:15 pm
I LOVE stinky cheese man. I own that.
w00t!
June 13th, 2006 at 1:16 pm
Stinky Cheese Man rocks!!!
Andrea- HAHAHAHAgurk…..Cant…take…breath…..force….grip…too..strong
June 13th, 2006 at 1:16 pm
Don’t dis THEE Andrea, Jason!
June 13th, 2006 at 1:17 pm
DONT LAUGH
June 13th, 2006 at 1:17 pm
I read to Ditto then you said “Do you like being read to girls, Ditto”.
*trips Jason*
Stinky Cheese Man? Is that like Walter the Farting Dog?
June 13th, 2006 at 1:17 pm
It sounds cute. I’m actually tempted to read it.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:18 pm
Told you Jason started it.
*whaps Jason back da head*
June 13th, 2006 at 1:18 pm
Andrea- just kidding with ya. when someone says “Dont” its hard not too.
*turns and hits Alvie and ditto with a ladder*
June 13th, 2006 at 1:19 pm
ohhh Im sorry Alvie– there are too many posts, I get confused with my inferior girl brain.
Everyone needs to read stinky cheese man
June 13th, 2006 at 1:22 pm
I actually like Walter the Farting Dog.
Another good little kids series is the “Naughty Naughty” pets series. Daughter has “Naughty Naught Kiefer” about a cat who leaves “presents” everywhere. Its Hi-larious.
*turns to Jason*
put the fucking ladder down, Jason
June 13th, 2006 at 1:23 pm
I love the Stinky Cheese Man. Awesome stuff.
*rubbing the huge lump on my head from being hit by a ladder*
Oooooh, you just wait Mr. Jason.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:23 pm
oh and Captain Underpants is good too.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:24 pm
But I gotta get the kitten out of the tree.
*turns again and hits alvie in the back of the head*
June 13th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
stop hitting each other RIGHT NOW!!!
Or I will have to spank all of you
Do you guys realize we are almost at 600 now?– well half hour more of work with nothing to do…. c’mon 600
June 13th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
Nerf…,,/k,;’l heresh kittie - kittie
*slump*
June 13th, 2006 at 1:28 pm
wooo wooo wooo woooo woooo
June 13th, 2006 at 1:28 pm
Hehehe.
Laugh while you can, Monkey boy.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
sHHpamking??
*lunge. fist upon face of Jason*
June 13th, 2006 at 1:33 pm
DOGPILE!!!!
June 13th, 2006 at 1:33 pm
So I take it you all want spankings then eh?
Good, I was hoping you would
June 13th, 2006 at 1:34 pm
THATS IT!!!
The glove has been tossed. the Battel shall commence!
SUPER HYPER MONSTER BATTEL!!!!!
June 13th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
Hope you fight better than you tupe.
YEEEEEEAAAAAAARGH!
*laser of death x-ray beam happy fun time*
Oh Andrea, what have you started?
*titter*
June 13th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Men.
I want to spank them and have some fun
and they just want to fight
typical
sheesh!
June 13th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Yea! The spankings will commence.
Hmmm, this is kinda like a reverse Castle Anthrax, isn’t it?
June 13th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
YEEEEAAAAGHRAH!!!!!
*buzz saws of Pokemon Doom*
The Spelling was engrish!!!!
June 13th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Welcome to the Castle Xarhtna!
Spank us! Spank us!
June 13th, 2006 at 1:38 pm
*slap away. stare*
*deadpan* I dont DO engrish.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:39 pm
And after the spankings….the oral sex.
Sorry someone had to say it.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:40 pm
Yeah, they did.
*boot*
June 13th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
Xarhtna: roflol.
Ouch. That hurt.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
Ooo. You ok, man?
June 13th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
well done Jason, yes they did indeed!
June 13th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
You know, this is all going to scare the crap out of Jack if he ever comes to visit this thread again.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
Oh he’s watching.
He’s always watching…
June 13th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
If Jack wasn’t scared already? yeah I think this will do it.
Sorry Mr Mangan. Dont be mad at us
June 13th, 2006 at 1:44 pm
We are 12.. oh now 11 posts away from 600
June 13th, 2006 at 1:45 pm
Can we have shirts that say Deadpanites? And maybe a -1 on the back?
June 13th, 2006 at 1:46 pm
10 to go.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:46 pm
Ladies and Ditto, its been swell. Alas I must drive home in sweltering heat.
Get that 600. So close. I heart you all.
*kicks Jason in knee”
Buhbye
June 13th, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Alvie, you catching up on your KAMN reading? Is that why you are going to read Holy Fire and Sundiver?
June 13th, 2006 at 1:47 pm
ssssssssssss aaaaahhhhhh sssssssssss aaaaaahhhhhh
Later dick…Alvie
I have a shirt with -1 on the back. Its my Red vs Blue shirt.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:48 pm
Yeah man. I am.
Later yall.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:48 pm
That’s exactly what I was thinking too. I love my RvB!!!
June 13th, 2006 at 1:49 pm
Im wearing it right now in fact.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:49 pm
Alvie abandoned us the the eve of 600. We have to go it alone.
Oh and alvie we heart you back.
C’mon I want to see the 600 before I leave for the day… we have 10 minutes
June 13th, 2006 at 1:49 pm
Jason, I saw that pricko.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:49 pm
600
June 13th, 2006 at 1:50 pm
And with that… I’m outa here too.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:50 pm
Man I got the 500 and the 600– I RULE!!!!!
good night Alvie
June 13th, 2006 at 1:52 pm
good night ditto
good night Jason
good night Jack Mangan
June 13th, 2006 at 1:53 pm
Well its more like late afternoon.
I think im going to go eat an early dinner. Yay! Cafeteria food!
June 13th, 2006 at 1:56 pm
your right Jason its not night, but I am leaving work now to go home.
Have a good rest of your day.
June 13th, 2006 at 1:58 pm
right back at ya.
later all.
June 13th, 2006 at 3:09 pm
Jack is in awe of you all.
June 13th, 2006 at 4:09 pm
You all is a bunch of sick, twisted, hilariously funny nutsos. You making me look bad. I’ll have to reprogram my borg to be more prolific during my sleep. You people comment like Barry Bonds hits home runs-Steroids? No??? Synaptic erruptions, ahh…
June 13th, 2006 at 4:18 pm
I knew Jack was hanging round somewhere.
Right back at you, my friend.
June 13th, 2006 at 4:53 pm
Hanging around? Oh, like grandpa in the Munsters, ahh. Where is Eddie Munster these days, couldn’t be worse than Bush?
June 13th, 2006 at 7:14 pm
A grain of sand couldnt be worse than Bush.
June 13th, 2006 at 7:22 pm
Yeah and it would bother me less in my bathing suit too.
June 13th, 2006 at 7:32 pm
Thats a good…
Wait, Bush in your baithing suit….wa?
June 13th, 2006 at 7:37 pm
Er, I was never in Kate Bush’s bathing suit or bush(es). Is that what you were asking?
June 13th, 2006 at 7:47 pm
Well, she was running up that road, running up that hill…
What was I asking?
June 13th, 2006 at 7:54 pm
Do you remember recent show where I mentioned old memory from Tucson involving sports car and accident? That’s Busch too. Not a Bud of mine though.
June 13th, 2006 at 8:06 pm
Ooooh! Yes I do!
Also, a bush in the hand is worth two in the bird. Um, kinda like ganja bush, only not illegal, but still intoxicating.
Im just making bush up now.
June 13th, 2006 at 8:13 pm
You talkin bush it but I heart you anyway.
Wasup with Jason Jr. Ninja-I sense those crocodile eyes peering out from the corner of the swamp,ready to pounce on unsuspecting chicken-type critters.
June 13th, 2006 at 8:16 pm
Jason Jr. is the unholy wielder of the styk of deth. Its powers, unkown. I fear the croc eyes.
June 13th, 2006 at 8:21 pm
I’m making the sign of the Eagle to spare me his laser-guided stare. Also timidly holding out neighbors newborn… bionically-enhanced pitbull (Jonathan Coulton: Better spec++), Eh,let the best creature win in this Black Lagoon.
He there HMN Shield-don’t like getting killed-step lightly in the lagoon. You’ve been warned.
June 13th, 2006 at 8:54 pm
hehehe I sense the energy shifting from the west to the east. Now I and my minions have the advantage. Now we rule over the hopes and dreams of deadpanites whilst ye worry about who and what lurks under your beds. Haaahhah. Fear Not for the Shogun is no stranger to mercy. Practice your groveling and perhaps I’ll have my ninjas paralyze before fileting. Hoohooohehe.
June 13th, 2006 at 9:40 pm
Meh.
June 13th, 2006 at 10:37 pm
hoohooohehe? What kind of evil laugh is that? Weak, thats what.
June 14th, 2006 at 12:15 am
Oh a little squeaky voice emerged from inside the woodwork, way back in the swamps, probably bayou country of Texas. Hmm, weak as it was drew you out into the open *click click* Who’s laughing now(Shogun shakes head in dismay at the young Jason as he laser paints the dudes forehead with the scope). ROTFLMAO
June 14th, 2006 at 4:28 am
*with super speed Jason runs up to the snipers perch*
…..too slow.
*Jason pulls trigger* BLAM!
June 14th, 2006 at 6:25 am
Nerds…
June 14th, 2006 at 6:48 am
I can never leave you guys alone. Can’t you guys get along and not fight?
Im a lover not a fighter.
June 14th, 2006 at 6:50 am
I’m not a nerd, I’m a geek.
June 14th, 2006 at 6:55 am
My bad.
Geek.
w00t!
Oh, Andrea, its all in fun.
‘Cept in Jasons case.
June 14th, 2006 at 7:00 am
Jason scares us. He needs tutoring from the shogun in calming his mind.
June 14th, 2006 at 7:08 am
I know you were.. should I have used the [joking] [/joking]?
Jason does seem to exhibit an excessive amount of anger. Shogun, can you help him?
June 14th, 2006 at 7:11 am
On a slightly different note, studying Japanese can be strange sometimes, but apparently, Japanese studying English is even stranger.
June 14th, 2006 at 7:23 am
BEST THING EVAR!!!!!! EVAR EVAR EVAR!!!!!!!
Dammit Ditto, whered you find that?
June 14th, 2006 at 7:24 am
Boing Boing
It’s worth visiting every day.
June 14th, 2006 at 7:25 am
God. I have “It’s your fault that this happened” running through my head. Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggg.
June 14th, 2006 at 7:30 am
Ha! I have “I cant stand the sight of you” in mine.
God bless it!
June 14th, 2006 at 7:39 am
Ditto that was all kinds of wrong
June 14th, 2006 at 7:40 am
It lovin that was wrong, I dont wanna be right.
June 14th, 2006 at 7:44 am
Hehehe. Misery loves comany. BTW, Alvie, I hope you don’t mind, but I borrowed Jimmy for a little comment over at Slice of SciFi. I actually put it in the wrong thread, stupid me.
June 14th, 2006 at 7:46 am
HOW DARE YOU!!!!!
Nah, thats good stuff.
Wait, I mean “The hell do I care what you do with that lil prick”?
June 14th, 2006 at 7:51 am
Still bitter he messed up your phone, eh?
June 14th, 2006 at 7:56 am
* sigh * yeah….
Ah well. To paraphrase my all time favorite movie quote:
“When things look thier darkest, just throw up your hands and say “Well Alright!”; cause things are probly gonna get a hell of a lot worse.”
June 14th, 2006 at 7:56 am
I have peice……….get it? its a gun joke.
In all honesty Ive never fired a “real” gun in my entire life. But you must be asking “But Jason, you live in Texas. Everyone there has a gun.” And then you ask your self why that wasnt actualy a question but more of a statement.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:00 am
Jason sweetie are you alright over there?
June 14th, 2006 at 8:01 am
uh yes…why?
June 14th, 2006 at 8:03 am
Mangan News ticker: You can hear Jack read the “Last time” on the 7th Son podcast.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:03 am
He’s surrounded by Texans with guns. I think he’s a mite bit nervous.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:04 am
You all have guns and leaky roofs. We know this. We dont judge…
…unlike y’all.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:04 am
yes and we all own a 10 gallon hat, huge belt buckle, horse, and a gun rack even on a volvo.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:05 am
and if youre thick…Im being sarcastic.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:10 am
I am thick *giggle*.
God, Jason…
[serious] Im only joking [/serious]
*slap*
June 14th, 2006 at 8:11 am
“Mangan News ticker: You can hear Jack read the “Last timeâ€? on the 7th Son podcast.”
Yeah?
June 14th, 2006 at 8:11 am
“It’s your fault that this happened”
“It’s your fault that this happened”
Aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggg.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:11 am
HA!!!!!!!!! It IS your fault this happened!
June 14th, 2006 at 8:12 am
if you think im taking this stuff in a bad way then yes you would be thick. Ive heard it all, its all stupid, but ive heard it all.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:13 am
Yeah. I know. The only thing worse is having Evo’s song-that-must-not-be-named stuck in my head.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:13 am
Alvie- yep I just listened to Jack read it so…yeah.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:16 am
Sweet.
Also, Jason, fuck em all.
People assume I smoke weed at all times, feast on granola, and smell like a dirty hippie since Im from Boulder. Ive heard it all too.
The attitude you have to take is that there are igorant jackoffs out there. So fuck em.
Lets practice:
Har! Yer frum Tex-ass! You hump yer sisters down there? Har!
Now, your rebuttle…
June 14th, 2006 at 8:19 am
Im sorry I dont understand fucktard.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:19 am
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We would have also accepted “Gotard”.
Terrific!
June 14th, 2006 at 8:21 am
the bad/”good” answer would have been-
“At least I get some.”
June 14th, 2006 at 8:23 am
Oop… Thats true.
We would have also accepted, “No, I hear we fuck YOUR sister down here”.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:24 am
Zing.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:31 am
We’re really close to 666 comments.
He who gets that shall from now on be called Belzebub for the duration of the post.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:32 am
Well im going to head out. and by head out I mean move 2 feet from my computer to my bed.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:42 am
www.kinkysexradio.com
awesome podcast
its a real get your geek off.
I just wanted to share. Im in love with this podcast.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:46 am
Yeah! Thats a great cast.
Thanks for the link, Belzebul.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:55 am
WOW
I didnt even notice!!! Im the freakin devil baby!!!!
Oh yeah and that podcast?
BDSM baby thats hot!!!!
I can listen to this all day
June 14th, 2006 at 9:09 am
i bet you could….
*applies brown to nose*
I, personally, am partial to Jack Mangan and his Deadpan podcast. Terriffic stuff. I could listen to THAT all day. Indeed. JM is where its at!
*wipes brown off nose*
June 14th, 2006 at 9:11 am
Good job Alvie!!
We heart deadpan even more than BDSM and kinky sex
what the hell did I just say???
June 14th, 2006 at 9:24 am
Erm…. I wouldnt go THAT far….
No offense, Mr. Managn…
June 14th, 2006 at 9:27 am
No offense taken, Alvie. Now put the ball gag back in.
Speaking of kinky — that video Ditto linked about 50 posts ago is the single most erotic thing I’ve ever seen.
I think “I can’t stand the sight of you” needs to be a custom cell phone ring.
June 14th, 2006 at 9:42 am
mmmmmppphhhhhmmmphh*
*I agree Jack. Serious, what is it abou the Asian women that drive men crazy? Mr. Foreman? Any help?
I would LOVE to have that as a cell phone tone. One thing I do know, Im gonna record it as an MP3 and use it so when I start my PC it plays. HA!
June 14th, 2006 at 9:47 am
Jack you need a more upbeat promo.
I just heard it on 7th Son.
June 14th, 2006 at 9:56 am
AY! Thought you were in bed…
June 14th, 2006 at 9:58 am
Why hi y’all granola smellin nerdy sexed up cowboys and girls! Yippy-ay-o-tay-ah! Hot damn I’m ready for some spam. Trying out new bionic typing hand old one blown to smithereens by the hyper-testosteroned Jason kind form the republic of Texabulous.
Someone say Asian women, ahh. I dig women with black hair so s’cool where I’m at, but makes me very Latina friendly as well. What can a poor boy do, but to play in a rockroll band? I am the 7th son of a 7th son.
Answer to the question: femininity or perceived femininity. I dig feminine women of all races/cultures, black hair defintely catches my eye quicker.
June 14th, 2006 at 9:59 am
And catches on your teeth quicker too.
Oh no I didnt!
June 14th, 2006 at 10:00 am
PS-what’s with the Mangan coming out and spray painting stuff on the walls here when I’m not around. Not sure how I feel about that-he he
June 14th, 2006 at 10:07 am
“No offense taken, Alvie. Now put the ball gag back in.”
You know, Jack, you really need to tighten down those straps. He slips out of them way too easy. How’s he every going to learn his place if he misbehaves so much.
“Speaking of kinky — that video Ditto linked about 50 posts ago is the single most erotic thing I’ve ever seen.”
It’s got that whole “20 minutes” workout thing to it. Evil. Eeeeeviiiil. I can’t stop watching!
“I think “I can’t stand the sight of youâ€? needs to be a custom cell phone ring. ”
Agreed. I’m going to put it on my coworker’s computer.
June 14th, 2006 at 10:12 am
I have a place?
June 14th, 2006 at 10:13 am
Yep, and it’s not Dez Moinees.
June 14th, 2006 at 10:16 am
Hey, theres truth to that. Ive been stranded there when our car broke down.
*shudder*
June 14th, 2006 at 10:20 am
I drive through it, happily waving bye bye, every time I drive to visit my wife’s family.
June 14th, 2006 at 10:21 am
You know-I’ve met people from there and seen it on maps bit I’m still not sure the place really exists.
June 14th, 2006 at 10:27 am
Oh it does, my friend… it does.
June 14th, 2006 at 10:31 am
BRB-time to do one of those podcast thingies.
June 14th, 2006 at 10:34 am
“No offense taken, Alvie. Now put the ball gag back in.�
I miss all the fun
June 14th, 2006 at 10:42 am
You rock Mr. Mark!
*puts ball back in mouth*
mmmmmmmppphhhh!*
*Is this better, my dear Latina?
June 14th, 2006 at 10:49 am
Andrea and gags in one post-will have to continue podcast in bunk. cha cha cha
June 14th, 2006 at 10:50 am
Alvie you rock.. thanks sweetie.
Now… where is that blindfold I had…… oh right here next to my whip.
June 14th, 2006 at 10:55 am
mmmmphhhgrttt!*
*gosh!
June 14th, 2006 at 11:04 am
Blindfold, whip now all I need is a fur garter and the cork will be off the champagne.
June 14th, 2006 at 11:06 am
Well, at least Alvie isn’t dressed as a furry this time. And furry nipples don’t count.
June 14th, 2006 at 11:08 am
TGAFNDC(Thank God Alvie’s furry nipples don’t count)
June 14th, 2006 at 11:40 am
oooo only 5 more to 700 people…….
June 14th, 2006 at 11:46 am
Is there a topic that will take us to 100?
June 14th, 2006 at 11:47 am
Doh? 1000!
1000!
Damn Math geeks
June 14th, 2006 at 11:53 am
You know what I hate?
June 14th, 2006 at 11:53 am
people who SPAM.
June 14th, 2006 at 11:54 am
700.
June 14th, 2006 at 11:55 am
FW: Re: RE: FW: FREE FREE FREE! ENLARGE YOUR MEMBER!!!!! NOW ONLY 99.99 CUM HAVE A BALL!
June 14th, 2006 at 11:55 am
Meh.
Now if that was a Cialis ad, I’d be all over it.
June 14th, 2006 at 11:56 am
Oh great the Geek 700 Club-does that make Jack our Pat Robertson?
June 14th, 2006 at 11:57 am
Jack Pat Robertson? That is wrong.
June 14th, 2006 at 11:58 am
Oh speaking of spam, this is my favorite quote from one of those random word story spams.
“A linguistic jersey cow, a satellite, and the annoying rattlesnake are what made America great! “
June 14th, 2006 at 12:03 pm
Jack in Pat robertson scary mode-”Now I had a vision-the next one of you that clicks on that Paypal donation button, will keep the lighning bolts from striking Evo Terra in the groin, yes that’s for $20 and above donations.”
June 14th, 2006 at 12:04 pm
Jason, Jason, Jason, so it was YOU who sent that. For shame.
Let us not mention Jack Mangan in the same breath as Pat Robertson. HE is MY “he who shall not be named”.
June 14th, 2006 at 12:07 pm
Mark, why would we pay NOT to have Evo blasted? It would be more fun to pay to see the bolts fly from the sky while saying “Dance, Evo, Dance!”
June 14th, 2006 at 12:08 pm
Naught droid of mine using computer while I was away podcasting Did he really say the “PR” word. Tsk, tsk will have to punish him by spraying salt water solution on his joints.
June 14th, 2006 at 12:11 pm
Tachikomas can be a pain from time to time. You really need to have a strong hand with them. Kinda like a dog.
June 14th, 2006 at 12:12 pm
Tachi what now?
June 14th, 2006 at 12:12 pm
Yes Ditto-the image is becoming clearer-we could do it to the tune of Peter Gabriel’s “Shock the Monkey.”
June 14th, 2006 at 12:14 pm
That would be great, Mark!
Alvie, are you a Ghost in the Shell fan?
June 14th, 2006 at 12:15 pm
Or, Mark, you could say “It doesn’t put the PR in, or it gets the salt water hose again”.
June 14th, 2006 at 12:18 pm
Ghost in the what now?
*snicker*
June 14th, 2006 at 12:20 pm
Droid replies, “BRGGGHHhh.” Sorry I gagged him with “Precious” the little dog from “Silence of the Lambs.” No where were we, ah yes “Lotion.” Andrea, an suggestions on the application of “lotion?”
June 14th, 2006 at 12:23 pm
mmmmm liver and fava beans.
June 14th, 2006 at 12:23 pm
What is a tachikoma?
June 14th, 2006 at 12:29 pm
Hey ditto how did you do the link with text?
June 14th, 2006 at 12:31 pm
Wiki what now? Ah ok Ill stop.
Because he’s more cooler, Jason, thats why.
Ditto, you are more cooler.
June 14th, 2006 at 12:32 pm
well done on 700
June 14th, 2006 at 12:32 pm
Cooler and bluer
June 14th, 2006 at 12:33 pm
FUCK YOU ALVIE! Ill destroy you with my mind!!!
wooooooo Im good im ok. Im not freaking. im good wooosa woosa.
Im just fucking with ya Alv.
June 14th, 2006 at 12:33 pm
*groan……*
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13310790/
June 14th, 2006 at 12:34 pm
http://hmnshld.googlepages.com/BPiRlosing.wav
June 14th, 2006 at 12:35 pm
Let’s see if I can get this to display properly:
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June 14th, 2006 at 12:36 pm
Ditto- thanks but bah…too much to remember. ill just post the link from now on. But now we know. and knowing is half the battle.
June 14th, 2006 at 12:38 pm
Jason: It’s not too bad once you get used to it. And please don’t destroy me with your mind.
Alvie: I swear the whole Katrina thing is so depressing.
June 14th, 2006 at 12:40 pm
Yeah, it gets worse and worse. Really brings out the “best” in people.
June 14th, 2006 at 12:41 pm
BTW, loooooove that wav, Jason.
That sound is the sound of my childhood.
June 14th, 2006 at 12:43 pm
Alvie- Took me FOREVER to find it. You think you could jsut google it and bam there it is but NOOOO. I had to get it from the British version of PiR fan site.
June 14th, 2006 at 12:44 pm
No shit?????? Wonder if PiR has all thier sounds copywrited or somethin’… not like thatd matter, but still.
June 14th, 2006 at 12:46 pm
lol. Personally, I love the Sanford & Son theme song.
June 14th, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Thanks for brightening my day Alvie
nice frackin’ story.
People are still living in mobile homes and have no electricity in LA.
There is still a civil war in Iraq
Oh but banning gay marriage is the most important thing in the world right now…
*walks away muttering to herself*
June 14th, 2006 at 12:47 pm
sorry I flipped out there…. Im going to go back to my muttering
June 14th, 2006 at 12:48 pm
But Andrea you rebriten your day with this sound bite
http://hmnshld.googlepages.com/BPiRlosing.wav
June 14th, 2006 at 12:49 pm
The Who
Won’t Get Fooled Again Lyrics
In response to corrupt gov’t scumbags ripping off the people once again:
We’ll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgement of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song
I’ll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I’ll get on my knees and pray
We don’t get fooled again
The change, it had to come
We knew it all along
We were liberated from the fold, that’s all
And the world looks just the same
And history ain’t changed
‘Cause the banners, they all flown in the last war
I’ll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I’ll get on my knees and pray
We don’t get fooled again
No, no!
I’ll move myself and my family aside
If we happen to be left half alive
I’ll get all my papers and smile at the sky
For I know that the hypnotized never lie
Do ya?
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
There’s nothing in the street
Looks any different to me
And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye
And the party on the left
Is now the party on the right
And the beards have all grown longer overnight
I’ll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I’ll get on my knees and pray
We don’t get fooled again
Don’t get fooled again
No, no!
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss
June 14th, 2006 at 12:51 pm
Dammit yes, Mark Forman. Same as it ever was indeed.
Andrea, sorry. But Jasons right! Its a happy cheer sound!
Ditto: Yes! That and Rockford Files! w00t!
June 14th, 2006 at 12:51 pm
Mark- Amen brotha
Jason– ha ha, thanks!
June 14th, 2006 at 12:54 pm
Mark: One of the best rock songs ever, hands down.
Alvie: I loved The Rockford Files too. Man, I’m starting to feel old.
Andrea: We
June 14th, 2006 at 12:55 pm
Crap. Why didn’t that work. We <3 you Andrea!
June 14th, 2006 at 12:56 pm
Thanks all-really sucks to get attaboys on this one. Here in Taiwan we have had the high-speed rail dragging on being delayed to close to 3 years now with completely redoing track and changing the cars that run on them. The new ruling party and President are rumored to be getting richer and richer. Sound familiar. Napoleon nailed it,”Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.”
June 14th, 2006 at 12:57 pm
You know whats a great theme
http://home.comcast.net/~millenniumbiz3/tv/Hogans_Heroes.mp3
June 14th, 2006 at 12:57 pm
Gotta leave early guys. Have a better one.
June 14th, 2006 at 1:00 pm
Word Ditto.
Listen to me, Jason, the Hogans Heroes theme is bettered only, as far as military shows go, by BlackSheep Squadron. Its delightful.
Mark: Is no where god damn safe?????
June 14th, 2006 at 1:02 pm
I heart you all too…. I think Im gonna cry
(just kidding- what did you think I was a girl or something?)
Mark- Amen brotha x2
I feel older and older all the time.. so sad.. becasue Im still so damn young, I swear I say “those kids today” at least once a week.
June 14th, 2006 at 1:03 pm
That’s why you need to invest in and cherish your family-where your influence and control is greatest. That world has more hope and if we do that the world outside might have a fighting chance.
June 14th, 2006 at 1:04 pm
“Those kids today” are all gotards.
Present company excluded, Jason.
June 14th, 2006 at 1:05 pm
Huzzah some one is paying attention to Zoidberg.
June 14th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
“our family-where your influence and control is greatest”
I dont have kids, and although i pretend to have influence and control over my husband I dont. He is just humoring me.
Jason- yes gotard you are not
June 14th, 2006 at 1:11 pm
Told you I do a mean Zoidberg.
Oh, I think you have a bit of influence, Andrea….
June 14th, 2006 at 1:12 pm
Jason is more of a leotard.
Andrea: We men don’t liek to let our women know how much we need them- male pride 101, machismo, comprendes?
June 14th, 2006 at 1:18 pm
Yes, we men try not to let it show, but it breaks our hearts when our women chant: “I can’t stand the sight of you”, and do a weird little hand-flapping dance in leotards.
June 14th, 2006 at 1:19 pm
…………………………………..
June 14th, 2006 at 1:20 pm
Er, gee Jack thatnks for that personal insight… I think? Ditto-wait up…….
June 14th, 2006 at 1:21 pm
no no NO Dont leave me here with him…………heh…..heh heh……..soooooo whats up Jack?
June 14th, 2006 at 1:23 pm
oh my god I just remembered: I heard the funnist story on NPR. They had a story about women who hyphenate their last name or simply keep their name after marriage. I hyphenated my last name because I ain’t taking no mans name. But they found that something like 95% of women felt a woman who hyphenates her last name is a horrible wife who is not really commited to the marriage, and will be a horrible mother. i was laughing so hard. So Im a horrible wife people.
Yeah I might have a bit of influence over him, but not as much as I would like
June 14th, 2006 at 1:25 pm
Um, ge Andrea does this mean your hyphen is still available for the taking? He he
June 14th, 2006 at 1:26 pm
Man Jack, way to clear the room there.
Mark– no sorry my hyphen is currently occupied for now. Ill let you know if it becomes available.
June 14th, 2006 at 1:28 pm
Que bueno mi hermana!
June 14th, 2006 at 1:29 pm
Pleeeeeeeease tell me you DID NOT hyphen your last name… youre joking, right??????
Jack: Wake up man! Youre playing that vid on a loop! Snap outta it!
Jason: meh.
June 14th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Play nice fellow locos time for the Blue Shogun to pick up breakfast for the fam. Be back around #800 rah, rah.
June 14th, 2006 at 1:32 pm
I did Alvie, Im sorry.
June 14th, 2006 at 1:32 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J5qoMfBJUeI
Can’t. . . . stop. . . . watching. . . . . . . . . must. . . . resist. . . .
curse you, Ditto. . . .
June 14th, 2006 at 1:34 pm
Oh, Andrea…..
Jack! What link is that? Think Ill click it.
*suck!*
Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!
June 14th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
Alvie- why is that so bad– do you think I am a bad wife too?
June 14th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Jack: How dare you say such a thing to me?
Andrea: Bad wife? Nah. But answer me this - is the only reason you dinna take the last name is because “you aint taking no mans last name?
June 14th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
So Andrea - you should change your message name to Andrea Smarty-Hottie.
I think some people missed Ditto’s initial link - just from the sheer volume of messages here.
I have to run and be busy for awhile too. But let me reiterate:
You guys rock.
June 14th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
Jack: Hasta La Vista baby
June 14th, 2006 at 1:39 pm
It’s not my fault. Evil space aliens possessed me and made me post that link.
Alvie: Why can’t Andrea’s husband take her name, eh?
June 14th, 2006 at 1:41 pm
Ha ha Jack.
No, I was just trying to be funny (guess not, eh?) I hyphenated because I started out with that name, it is my name. Marriage is the joining of 2 lives- Im not becoming his property, nor am I only joining his family. He is also joining my family. Therefore now I am a member of both families hence both names. Does that make any sense? I did think about it a lot, I didnt do it without thinking.
June 14th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
Ditto! Whered you come from.
Thats fine. He can. No problem with that.
Did you just “eh” me?
June 14th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
Alive: I didn’t want to “B” you.
Andrea: totally understand. My wife did the same thing, but no hypen which just confuses the fuck out of credit card companies.
June 14th, 2006 at 1:45 pm
Ditto: I “C” you called me “Alive”. Is it that easy to do so?
Ok. No more talk bout hyphens. Clearly Ive no idea what Im talking bout.
June 14th, 2006 at 1:46 pm
Good point Alvie. lol
I’m waiting to go to the car shop. The wife’s car is busted again.
June 14th, 2006 at 1:46 pm
Ok, Andrea. I wont argue. Its a valid point.
June 14th, 2006 at 1:47 pm
Doh!
Maybe you could tow it with a hyphen…..
[serious] Im only joking [/serious]
June 14th, 2006 at 1:48 pm
Well, I certainly don’t want to fix it with a jack. The last one broke on me.
June 14th, 2006 at 1:49 pm
Ok. Ima go home. Tomorrow new Deadpan, YES!!!!?!?!?
June 14th, 2006 at 1:50 pm
My wife and I dicided that we would both take on our combined hyphenated names. Introducing Mr and Mrs. Hymen-Hopper.
June 14th, 2006 at 1:53 pm
good joke Alvie
In most situations I just say his name becasue it is easier than going through both names. The hyphenated name is the legal name, but in most day to day situations I just say his. I didnt realize people would be so confused by it, but they are.
Okay guys. i’m going home now. Have a good evening.
June 14th, 2006 at 1:56 pm
OMG Rhettro!!! hee hee.
what a good last comment to read before leaving!
bye!
June 14th, 2006 at 2:01 pm
June 14th, 2006 at 3:18 pm
Rhettro is kool.
I have an Old Chubb in my hands.
Gotta go.
Buh bye
June 14th, 2006 at 5:18 pm
Yep, Alvie, it looks like you have more important things to do.
*humming the Internet is for porn*
June 14th, 2006 at 7:05 pm
And I thought for sure that we’d get over 800 posts before Jack gave us another Deadpan. We are a chatty bunch, after all.
June 14th, 2006 at 7:17 pm
wait, what did you just call me?
Damn you Ditto
June 14th, 2006 at 7:20 pm
Mark tittering in Taiwan, “I think Andrea called Dito a char room whore.” titter, titter.
June 14th, 2006 at 7:23 pm
Ditto: why are you the lightning rod for all this wrath-Jack-curse you Ditto, Andrea-Damn you Ditto? Now me-Fie on a baggage Ditto.
June 14th, 2006 at 7:23 pm
Have you guys noticed that some people in the other shows comments/forums have no sense of humor?
I feel like i am always explaining my jokes to them
June 14th, 2006 at 7:25 pm
I heart Ditto
and you too Mark
June 14th, 2006 at 7:27 pm
Ah so nice to be hearted especially when we are a world aparted.
June 14th, 2006 at 7:29 pm
Alvie-don’t hum the internet for porn, whistling is better-just put your 2 lips together and BLOW
June 14th, 2006 at 7:37 pm
Mark you are so bad.
June 14th, 2006 at 7:39 pm
Bluesman test
June 14th, 2006 at 7:52 pm
Welcome to my lack of sense of humor nightmare, Andrea.
Ditto: Get your mind out of the e-porn gutter. Old Chubb is delicious…
*snicker*
Mark: Acid test??????
June 14th, 2006 at 7:54 pm
HoooooWA!!!!! Oil score shorty!!!!! In OT!!! The Dream is Alive!!!!!!!
June 14th, 2006 at 7:55 pm
Mark says, “Acid test-everyone in the koolaid.”
June 14th, 2006 at 7:56 pm
and…
June 14th, 2006 at 7:56 pm
800. BAM!
June 14th, 2006 at 8:00 pm
Puck talk again- Come on Andrea get him back with some futbol talk.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:07 pm
Jason-you’ve arived. Guess you can quit college now. Seems this one will be hard to top.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:08 pm
Futbol = ass. Just an opinion.
If you like ze Futbol, please do not take this commentary seriously.
There is a reason America does not like Futbol.
It is an ass sport to watch.
“But Alvie, the whole world loves Futbol! You should too!”
Bullshit The “world” has Futbol and Cricket to choose from. The U.S. has mas mas choices. We dont need to like Futbol. Niether do I.
For the record I do love watching the Cricket.
Damn, sorry Mark, dunno where that rant came from. Id better go back to my bunk. Cmon Old Chubb!
June 14th, 2006 at 8:15 pm
One exception before you choke the Chubb-indoor soccer kicks ass and is one of the most exciting spectator sports I’ve ever witnessed.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:18 pm
Really? I dont believe we have that… well maybe. Ill keep an open mind.
Ok, Chubb beckons.
June 14th, 2006 at 8:19 pm
I only like Futbol becasue Argentina kicks ass at it
June 14th, 2006 at 8:43 pm
I only like Argentina because it produces good looking women like you and Gabriela Sabbatini. Ha
June 14th, 2006 at 10:12 pm
DAyam. I go away for a little while and this whole thing explodes again.
Andrea: I know what you mean about humor. That’s one of the reasons why I’m hanging out here so much. You guys rock.
June 14th, 2006 at 10:14 pm
“Ditto: why are you the lightning rod for all this wrath-Jack-curse you Ditto, Andrea-Damn you Ditto? Now me-Fie on a baggage Ditto.”
Hmmm… because I can? Sounds like a reason to me.
June 14th, 2006 at 10:16 pm
“I only like Argentina because it produces good looking women like you and Gabriela Sabbatini. Ha”
Hmmmm… brunette cowgirls. Happy thoughts.
June 14th, 2006 at 10:22 pm
Happy thoughts on the pampas wth gauchas. Humor, well maybe deadpan…
June 14th, 2006 at 10:26 pm
Mark carefully puts the ewok bait on the end of the stick and holds out over the swap/lagoon. “Here Jason,heres some snacks.” One jason takes the bait,he he… suffice it to say, the fun will begin.
June 14th, 2006 at 10:35 pm
Could this be you Jason?