Chris Fisher Bumper
Introbabble
Mike Nelson Bumper
Mo’ Babble
Thanks to Brad P for the donation!
Stolen Rap Lyrics — Double Shot
(Thanks to Alvie from Boulder and Chris Fisher )
Getting a Leg Up promo
The Deadpan Research Team – part 2. Delving into Star Wars/Dukes of Hazzard. (Inconsiderate me: I never thanked Michael R. Mennengha for his wonderful guest appearance on this bit. Thanks, Mike!)
Mur Lafferty Interview – part 1
short break
Guest Highbrow/Lowbrow (Thank you Computerking!)
VoiceMail from Andrea
Mur Lafferty Interview – Part 2
Post-interview babble.
(Mur’s husband Jim’s podcast: The Vintage Gamer)
Original Music: Love Temple. Matt Mango (I forgot to mention during the show — this is the first mix, not the one that appeared on the Wishing Bridge CD)
And with that… I’m outa here too.
Man I got the 500 and the 600– I RULE!!!!!
good night Alvie
good night ditto
good night Jason
good night Jack Mangan
Well its more like late afternoon. ;-)
I think im going to go eat an early dinner. Yay! Cafeteria food!
your right Jason its not night, but I am leaving work now to go home.
Have a good rest of your day.
right back at ya.
later all.
Jack is in awe of you all.
You all is a bunch of sick, twisted, hilariously funny nutsos. You making me look bad. I’ll have to reprogram my borg to be more prolific during my sleep. You people comment like Barry Bonds hits home runs-Steroids? No??? Synaptic erruptions, ahh…
I knew Jack was hanging round somewhere.
Right back at you, my friend.
Hanging around? Oh, like grandpa in the Munsters, ahh. Where is Eddie Munster these days, couldn’t be worse than Bush?
A grain of sand couldnt be worse than Bush.
Yeah and it would bother me less in my bathing suit too.
Thats a good…
Wait, Bush in your baithing suit….wa?
Er, I was never in Kate Bush’s bathing suit or bush(es). Is that what you were asking?
Well, she was running up that road, running up that hill…
What was I asking?
Do you remember recent show where I mentioned old memory from Tucson involving sports car and accident? That’s Busch too. Not a Bud of mine though.
Ooooh! Yes I do!
Also, a bush in the hand is worth two in the bird. Um, kinda like ganja bush, only not illegal, but still intoxicating.
Im just making bush up now.
You talkin bush it but I heart you anyway.
Wasup with Jason Jr. Ninja-I sense those crocodile eyes peering out from the corner of the swamp,ready to pounce on unsuspecting chicken-type critters.
Jason Jr. is the unholy wielder of the styk of deth. Its powers, unkown. I fear the croc eyes.
I’m making the sign of the Eagle to spare me his laser-guided stare. Also timidly holding out neighbors newborn… bionically-enhanced pitbull (Jonathan Coulton: Better spec++), Eh,let the best creature win in this Black Lagoon.
He there HMN Shield-don’t like getting killed-step lightly in the lagoon. You’ve been warned.
hehehe I sense the energy shifting from the west to the east. Now I and my minions have the advantage. Now we rule over the hopes and dreams of deadpanites whilst ye worry about who and what lurks under your beds. Haaahhah. Fear Not for the Shogun is no stranger to mercy. Practice your groveling and perhaps I’ll have my ninjas paralyze before fileting. Hoohooohehe.
Meh.
hoohooohehe? What kind of evil laugh is that? Weak, thats what.
Oh a little squeaky voice emerged from inside the woodwork, way back in the swamps, probably bayou country of Texas. Hmm, weak as it was drew you out into the open *click click* Who’s laughing now(Shogun shakes head in dismay at the young Jason as he laser paints the dudes forehead with the scope). ROTFLMAO
*with super speed Jason runs up to the snipers perch*
…..too slow. ;-)
*Jason pulls trigger* BLAM!
Nerds…
I can never leave you guys alone. Can’t you guys get along and not fight?
Im a lover not a fighter.
I’m not a nerd, I’m a geek. :P
My bad.
Geek.
w00t!
Oh, Andrea, its all in fun.
‘Cept in Jasons case.
Jason scares us. He needs tutoring from the shogun in calming his mind.
I know you were.. should I have used the [joking] [/joking]?
Jason does seem to exhibit an excessive amount of anger. Shogun, can you help him?
On a slightly different note, studying Japanese can be strange sometimes, but apparently, Japanese studying English is even stranger.
BEST THING EVAR!!!!!! EVAR EVAR EVAR!!!!!!!
Dammit Ditto, whered you find that?
Boing Boing
It’s worth visiting every day.
God. I have “It’s your fault that this happened” running through my head. Aaaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggg.
Ha! I have “I cant stand the sight of you” in mine.
God bless it!
Ditto that was all kinds of wrong
It lovin that was wrong, I dont wanna be right.
Hehehe. Misery loves comany. BTW, Alvie, I hope you don’t mind, but I borrowed Jimmy for a little comment over at Slice of SciFi. I actually put it in the wrong thread, stupid me.
HOW DARE YOU!!!!!
Nah, thats good stuff.
Wait, I mean “The hell do I care what you do with that lil prick”?
Still bitter he messed up your phone, eh?
* sigh * yeah….
Ah well. To paraphrase my all time favorite movie quote:
“When things look thier darkest, just throw up your hands and say “Well Alright!”; cause things are probly gonna get a hell of a lot worse.”
I have peice……….get it? its a gun joke. :D In all honesty Ive never fired a “real” gun in my entire life. But you must be asking “But Jason, you live in Texas. Everyone there has a gun.” And then you ask your self why that wasnt actualy a question but more of a statement.
Jason sweetie are you alright over there?
uh yes…why?
Mangan News ticker: You can hear Jack read the “Last time” on the 7th Son podcast.
He’s surrounded by Texans with guns. I think he’s a mite bit nervous.
You all have guns and leaky roofs. We know this. We dont judge…
…unlike y’all.
yes and we all own a 10 gallon hat, huge belt buckle, horse, and a gun rack even on a volvo.
and if youre thick…Im being sarcastic.
I am thick *giggle*.
God, Jason…
[serious] Im only joking [/serious]
*slap*
“Mangan News ticker: You can hear Jack read the “Last timeâ€? on the 7th Son podcast.”
Yeah?
“It’s your fault that this happened”
“It’s your fault that this happened”
Aaaarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrgggggggggggggg.
HA!!!!!!!!! It IS your fault this happened!
if you think im taking this stuff in a bad way then yes you would be thick. Ive heard it all, its all stupid, but ive heard it all.
Yeah. I know. The only thing worse is having Evo’s song-that-must-not-be-named stuck in my head.
Alvie- yep I just listened to Jack read it so…yeah. ;-)
Sweet.
Also, Jason, fuck em all.
People assume I smoke weed at all times, feast on granola, and smell like a dirty hippie since Im from Boulder. Ive heard it all too.
The attitude you have to take is that there are igorant jackoffs out there. So fuck em.
Lets practice:
Har! Yer frum Tex-ass! You hump yer sisters down there? Har!
Now, your rebuttle…
Im sorry I dont understand fucktard.
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
We would have also accepted “Gotard”.
Terrific!
the bad/”good” answer would have been-
“At least I get some.”
;-)
Oop… Thats true.
We would have also accepted, “No, I hear we fuck YOUR sister down here”.
Zing.
We’re really close to 666 comments.
He who gets that shall from now on be called Belzebub for the duration of the post.
Well im going to head out. and by head out I mean move 2 feet from my computer to my bed.
http://www.kinkysexradio.com
awesome podcast
its a real get your geek off.
I just wanted to share. Im in love with this podcast.
Yeah! Thats a great cast.
Thanks for the link, Belzebul.
WOW
I didnt even notice!!! Im the freakin devil baby!!!!
Oh yeah and that podcast?
BDSM baby thats hot!!!!
I can listen to this all day
i bet you could….
*applies brown to nose*
I, personally, am partial to Jack Mangan and his Deadpan podcast. Terriffic stuff. I could listen to THAT all day. Indeed. JM is where its at!
*wipes brown off nose*
Good job Alvie!!
We heart deadpan even more than BDSM and kinky sex
what the hell did I just say???
Erm…. I wouldnt go THAT far….
No offense, Mr. Managn…
No offense taken, Alvie. Now put the ball gag back in.
Speaking of kinky — that video Ditto linked about 50 posts ago is the single most erotic thing I’ve ever seen.
I think “I can’t stand the sight of you” needs to be a custom cell phone ring.
mmmmmppphhhhhmmmphh*
*I agree Jack. Serious, what is it abou the Asian women that drive men crazy? Mr. Foreman? Any help?
I would LOVE to have that as a cell phone tone. One thing I do know, Im gonna record it as an MP3 and use it so when I start my PC it plays. HA!
Jack you need a more upbeat promo. ;-)
I just heard it on 7th Son.
AY! Thought you were in bed…
Why hi y’all granola smellin nerdy sexed up cowboys and girls! Yippy-ay-o-tay-ah! Hot damn I’m ready for some spam. Trying out new bionic typing hand old one blown to smithereens by the hyper-testosteroned Jason kind form the republic of Texabulous.
Someone say Asian women, ahh. I dig women with black hair so s’cool where I’m at, but makes me very Latina friendly as well. What can a poor boy do, but to play in a rockroll band? I am the 7th son of a 7th son.
Answer to the question: femininity or perceived femininity. I dig feminine women of all races/cultures, black hair defintely catches my eye quicker.
And catches on your teeth quicker too.
Oh no I didnt!
PS-what’s with the Mangan coming out and spray painting stuff on the walls here when I’m not around. Not sure how I feel about that-he he
“No offense taken, Alvie. Now put the ball gag back in.”
You know, Jack, you really need to tighten down those straps. He slips out of them way too easy. How’s he every going to learn his place if he misbehaves so much.
“Speaking of kinky  that video Ditto linked about 50 posts ago is the single most erotic thing I’ve ever seen.”
It’s got that whole “20 minutes” workout thing to it. Evil. Eeeeeviiiil. I can’t stop watching!
“I think “I can’t stand the sight of youâ€? needs to be a custom cell phone ring. ”
Agreed. I’m going to put it on my coworker’s computer. :)
I have a place?
Yep, and it’s not Dez Moinees.
Hey, theres truth to that. Ive been stranded there when our car broke down.
*shudder*
I drive through it, happily waving bye bye, every time I drive to visit my wife’s family.
You know-I’ve met people from there and seen it on maps bit I’m still not sure the place really exists.
Oh it does, my friend… it does.
BRB-time to do one of those podcast thingies.
“No offense taken, Alvie. Now put the ball gag back in.�
I miss all the fun
You rock Mr. Mark!
*puts ball back in mouth*
mmmmmmmppphhhh!*
*Is this better, my dear Latina?
Andrea and gags in one post-will have to continue podcast in bunk. cha cha cha
Alvie you rock.. thanks sweetie.
Now… where is that blindfold I had…… oh right here next to my whip.
mmmmphhhgrttt!*
*gosh!
Blindfold, whip now all I need is a fur garter and the cork will be off the champagne.
Well, at least Alvie isn’t dressed as a furry this time. And furry nipples don’t count.
TGAFNDC(Thank God Alvie’s furry nipples don’t count)
oooo only 5 more to 700 people…….
Is there a topic that will take us to 100?
Doh? 1000!
1000!
Damn Math geeks
You know what I hate?
people who SPAM.
700. :D
FW: Re: RE: FW: FREE FREE FREE! ENLARGE YOUR MEMBER!!!!! NOW ONLY 99.99 CUM HAVE A BALL!
Meh.
Now if that was a Cialis ad, I’d be all over it. ;)
Oh great the Geek 700 Club-does that make Jack our Pat Robertson?
Jack Pat Robertson? That is wrong.
Oh speaking of spam, this is my favorite quote from one of those random word story spams.
“A linguistic jersey cow, a satellite, and the annoying rattlesnake are what made America great! “
Jack in Pat robertson scary mode-”Now I had a vision-the next one of you that clicks on that Paypal donation button, will keep the lighning bolts from striking Evo Terra in the groin, yes that’s for $20 and above donations.”
Jason, Jason, Jason, so it was YOU who sent that. For shame.
Let us not mention Jack Mangan in the same breath as Pat Robertson. HE is MY “he who shall not be named”.
Mark, why would we pay NOT to have Evo blasted? It would be more fun to pay to see the bolts fly from the sky while saying “Dance, Evo, Dance!” :)
Naught droid of mine using computer while I was away podcasting Did he really say the “PR” word. Tsk, tsk will have to punish him by spraying salt water solution on his joints.
Tachikomas can be a pain from time to time. You really need to have a strong hand with them. Kinda like a dog. :)
Tachi what now?
Yes Ditto-the image is becoming clearer-we could do it to the tune of Peter Gabriel’s “Shock the Monkey.”
That would be great, Mark!
Alvie, are you a Ghost in the Shell fan?
Or, Mark, you could say “It doesn’t put the PR in, or it gets the salt water hose again”.
Ghost in the what now?
*snicker*
Droid replies, “BRGGGHHhh.” Sorry I gagged him with “Precious” the little dog from “Silence of the Lambs.” No where were we, ah yes “Lotion.” Andrea, an suggestions on the application of “lotion?”
mmmmm liver and fava beans.
What is a tachikoma?
Hey ditto how did you do the link with text?
Wiki what now? Ah ok Ill stop.
Because he’s more cooler, Jason, thats why.
Ditto, you are more cooler.
well done on 700
Cooler and bluer
FUCK YOU ALVIE! Ill destroy you with my mind!!!
wooooooo Im good im ok. Im not freaking. im good wooosa woosa.
Im just fucking with ya Alv. ;-)
*groan……*
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13310790/
http://hmnshld.googlepages.com/BPiRlosing.wav
Let’s see if I can get this to display properly:
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Ditto- thanks but bah…too much to remember. ill just post the link from now on. But now we know. and knowing is half the battle.
Jason: It’s not too bad once you get used to it. And please don’t destroy me with your mind.
Alvie: I swear the whole Katrina thing is so depressing.
Yeah, it gets worse and worse. Really brings out the “best” in people.
BTW, loooooove that wav, Jason.
That sound is the sound of my childhood.
Alvie- Took me FOREVER to find it. You think you could jsut google it and bam there it is but NOOOO. I had to get it from the British version of PiR fan site.
No shit?????? Wonder if PiR has all thier sounds copywrited or somethin’… not like thatd matter, but still.
lol. Personally, I love the Sanford & Son theme song.
Thanks for brightening my day Alvie
nice frackin’ story.
People are still living in mobile homes and have no electricity in LA.
There is still a civil war in Iraq
Oh but banning gay marriage is the most important thing in the world right now…
*walks away muttering to herself*
sorry I flipped out there…. Im going to go back to my muttering
But Andrea you rebriten your day with this sound bite
http://hmnshld.googlepages.com/BPiRlosing.wav
:D
The Who
Won’t Get Fooled Again Lyrics
In response to corrupt gov’t scumbags ripping off the people once again:
We’ll be fighting in the streets
With our children at our feet
And the morals that they worship will be gone
And the men who spurred us on
Sit in judgement of all wrong
They decide and the shotgun sings the song
I’ll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I’ll get on my knees and pray
We don’t get fooled again
The change, it had to come
We knew it all along
We were liberated from the fold, that’s all
And the world looks just the same
And history ain’t changed
‘Cause the banners, they all flown in the last war
I’ll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I’ll get on my knees and pray
We don’t get fooled again
No, no!
I’ll move myself and my family aside
If we happen to be left half alive
I’ll get all my papers and smile at the sky
For I know that the hypnotized never lie
Do ya?
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
There’s nothing in the street
Looks any different to me
And the slogans are replaced, by-the-bye
And the party on the left
Is now the party on the right
And the beards have all grown longer overnight
I’ll tip my hat to the new constitution
Take a bow for the new revolution
Smile and grin at the change all around
Pick up my guitar and play
Just like yesterday
Then I’ll get on my knees and pray
We don’t get fooled again
Don’t get fooled again
No, no!
Yeaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaah!
Meet the new boss
Same as the old boss
Dammit yes, Mark Forman. Same as it ever was indeed.
Andrea, sorry. But Jasons right! Its a happy cheer sound!
Ditto: Yes! That and Rockford Files! w00t!
Mark- Amen brotha
Jason– ha ha, thanks!
Mark: One of the best rock songs ever, hands down.
Alvie: I loved The Rockford Files too. Man, I’m starting to feel old.
Andrea: We
Crap. Why didn’t that work. We <3 you Andrea!
Thanks all-really sucks to get attaboys on this one. Here in Taiwan we have had the high-speed rail dragging on being delayed to close to 3 years now with completely redoing track and changing the cars that run on them. The new ruling party and President are rumored to be getting richer and richer. Sound familiar. Napoleon nailed it,”Power corrupts, and absolute power corrupts absolutely.”
You know whats a great theme
http://home.comcast.net/~millenniumbiz3/tv/Hogans_Heroes.mp3
Gotta leave early guys. Have a better one.
Word Ditto.
Listen to me, Jason, the Hogans Heroes theme is bettered only, as far as military shows go, by BlackSheep Squadron. Its delightful.
Mark: Is no where god damn safe?????
I heart you all too…. I think Im gonna cry
(just kidding- what did you think I was a girl or something?)
Mark- Amen brotha x2
I feel older and older all the time.. so sad.. becasue Im still so damn young, I swear I say “those kids today” at least once a week.
That’s why you need to invest in and cherish your family-where your influence and control is greatest. That world has more hope and if we do that the world outside might have a fighting chance.
“Those kids today” are all gotards.
Present company excluded, Jason.
Huzzah some one is paying attention to Zoidberg.
“our family-where your influence and control is greatest”
I dont have kids, and although i pretend to have influence and control over my husband I dont. He is just humoring me.
Jason- yes gotard you are not