Contained in this podcast:
Introbabble
Ravyn Crescent (bumper)
Ex-Wife Files (promo)
Dani in NC (Stolen Rap Lyrics)
Amy Bowen (Dumbass Memories)
Unrelated thought
Guitar legend/virtuoso: Jennifer Batten – interview part 1.
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Stolen Comedy Line
Mark Forman poem
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Guitar legend/virtuoso: Jennifer Batten – interview part 2.
Spherical Tomi Spherical Tomi Spherical Tomi promo and silliness
Chris Fisher’s: The Adult Spaces Child Free Podcast (promo)
Excessive outrobabble/announcements
Original music: Asteroid Speed Highway by Matt Mango.
Thanks to everyone! Follow that Jennifer Batten link and watch her “Flight of the Bumblebee” video. Then – if you own a guitar – take it and smash it into a million little pieces.
Deadpan is the way.
*puts on Hatter Hat again*
CHANGE TOPICS!
Woah! http://books.google.com/googlebooks/shakespeare/
Shakespherical Tomi.
Eh…..
SWITCH BACK!
Blade may suck. It may rock. Im hoping for the latter.
hmmm I think this Mad Hatter thing might be a good segment for my podcast.
Take 5 or more related topics of the week and quickly discuss them before the Mad Hatter switched the topic. Im gunna write that down in my journal of evil…podcasting.
huh? I cant keep up?
Mindless Self Indulgence is a great name I do not know them
I am obsessing over The Twilight Singers still.
Blade series- I dont know….. Ill check it out though.
Shakespeare- uhhhhh he ain’t so Jack Mangan Ill tell you that
No one cares about your podcast!!!
But um… cough… if someone did…er… hypothetically..cough… whats the link again…?cough…
Not that I care…cough…urm.
Wow, whats in the air?
Yeah andrea sometimes I cant even keep up with…
CHANGE PLACES!!!!
myself. *changes places*
*cough cough*
Urm…
Alvie: http://smaccast.org/
Have yet to actually make one podcast. We need to get off our asses and actually make one. But it is coming.
Can’t keep up?
I’m with the hottie.
Just waiting for a place to jump in…
Well John your in now… watch out
Just jump!!!!
But dont look, you may not like what you see.
Thanks Jason, urm…I dont care!!!
HONK HONK!!!
Get out of the road!
*Jason flies by in his Stirrer-mobile*
Jump in the water is fine.
Am i stuck in traffic again now? God damn it!
*Jasons Stirrer-mobile turns into a boat*
Awesome!
*Uses John as a human word shield.*
You guys crazy!!!
Im not crazy. why in the world would you call me crazy?
SWITCH GENDERS!!
wait a sec…….
SWITCH HEADS!!
See?
I am TOO helping. :P
Ditto!
What are you doing here?
My head hurts…
SWITCH MEANINGS!
My head hurts.
switch genders? Jason do you have something you want to share with the class?
Great, now I got a bunch of words sticking out of me!
Good thing none of those were lethal…
Alvie
My stomach hurts.
SWITCH COLONS
So there. ;)
Huh.
Yeah right.
“Words”.
John, you just have to watch out for the memnovores. They tend to sneak..
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGG.
Ok this is gettting silly.
SWITCH RUNNING GAG!
SWITCH TO MORE MSI LYRICS!!
“The whitewall plaster
It never catch on
The whitewall a plaster
it never catch on
You always have to do it with a big long John
Cause the whitewall never catch on”
Brilliant.
Jason: *thwack*
what was ditto saying about the Castle AAAAAAARRRRRRRRGGGGGGG?
Mommy!!!!!
ORAL SEX!!!!!!!
I “member” that part.
oral sex? from the French guys? ewwwww Castle Arrrgggg not Anthrax
Whew! I think I beat of the memnovore, but I believe, in the process it devoured the switch meme.
oop! wrong castle.
Im in the mood to eat a minstrel…
Ditto: Look behind you…
AAAAAAAAARRRRRRRRRRRRRRRGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG
baka baka baka.
mmmm, good minstrel.
Okay Im out, i cant keep up. You boys play nice. no broken bones please. ill come back and check on you in a bit.
Wait! Are there grammasites in here?
However shall I protect my computer?
Wohoo!!! Briong out teh grammasites!
Bye Smarty!!!!!!!
Gramma…
Is that like a bam-bamasite?
I’ve got whole plots on this computer that I’ve yet to realize, I can’t afford a grammasite just now…
Dunno, what does a bam-bamasite feed on?
Andrea- no broken bones but possibly broken english.
Its all fun and games until someone puts out an apostrophe…
Hey! Watch where you put that /
BTW, I love the Fforde books. I haven’t read book 4 yet, but I’m looking forward to it.
Bam-bamasite feeds on..
*giggle*
Pebbles.
Alvie. That was good. I didn’t see that one coming.
No, I’m not writing slash…
John, thank god for that. :)
Oh…
You mean my Flintstone/Rubble fetish aint healthy?
Couldn’t be worse than the Virtual Season Eight I read that was written by Buffy/Giles shippers…
Ummm… No, no it is not. Unless you are talking about hawt Betty, and then it is OK.
And you can take down the pictures of Dino too.
God, shippers, especially Potter shippers.
Yeah that whole Potter/Snape thing ain’t never gonna happen…
I mean, come on! Every one KNOWS that Hermione will end up with Snape, Ron and Harry end up in a torrid affair, and Ginny ends up being the bondage love slave to a reformed Voldemort! It was spelled out in book 1 people! Sheesh.
yipe yipe yipe!
J.B. – Ive never had the pleasure of reading V.R. season 8. That good, eh?
What fucking geeks…
Hello, Mr. Pot.
Well, plotwise, it wasn’t too bad, but the Buffy/Giles goal of the season was a bit much.
Oh, Mr. Kettle, fine day, isn’t it? And how are the kids?
Pot!?
Oh, hee hee…. um… looks like its smoke o’clock…
um… Ill be back….
*slowly backs out of room*
Uh, oh. The Alvinator is dressed in black again.
*diving out of the way, as a car crashes into the room*
What in the world can you possibly be (not)doing for a living that allows you to post this often???
Well, Im not really making a living.
In a nutshell Im in front of a puter all day and I can actually keep up with work while I post this much.
Archiving – yay.
Id gladly trade it all for a better job with better pay.
Actually I really should be working on studying for the GRE and applying for jobs with this time.
Ah well, such is the way of the deadpan.
Ah, my wife said the GRE was cake. So what specialty in history you got the interest in?
Oh, and I’ve taken a day off because the daycare provider took the day off.
Just me and Fox…
See the problem is, as a history major, Ive unlearned all my math I ever learned, and Im ascared.
My emphasis was American post 1900.
Basically I like war.
Scary-eh?
When did she take her GRE?
1995. And as a Theatre Arts major, not so big with the maths herself…
Wow, you’re something like ten years younger than us, huh?
Not that it matters…
I’m mostly into pop-history, and never really concentrated studies toward it. You know, history of road systems, amusement parks, television history, that kinda stuff.