Jack Mangan’s Deadpan: Episode 11. Jennifer Batten interview.
Contained in this podcast:
Introbabble
Ravyn Crescent (bumper)
Ex-Wife Files (promo)
Dani in NC (Stolen Rap Lyrics)
Amy Bowen (Dumbass Memories)
Unrelated thought
Guitar legend/virtuoso: Jennifer Batten - interview part 1.
-break-
Stolen Comedy Line
Mark Forman poem
-unbreak-
Guitar legend/virtuoso: Jennifer Batten - interview part 2.
Spherical Tomi Spherical Tomi Spherical Tomi promo and silliness
Chris Fisher’s: The Adult Spaces Child Free Podcast (promo)
Excessive outrobabble/announcements
Original music: Asteroid Speed Highway by Matt Mango.
Thanks to everyone! Follow that Jennifer Batten link and watch her “Flight of the Bumblebee” video. Then - if you own a guitar - take it and smash it into a million little pieces.
Deadpan is the way.
June 15th, 2006 at 1:30 am
Jennifer Batten’s voice is totally unlike what I was prepared for-cool interview. Did you say ,”Down Ho” to her or was that Don Ho?
Good stuff from the ladies Amy, Dani and Chris. You crazy chicks rock!
Hey what ever happened to the GUY, you know the guy?
June 15th, 2006 at 2:57 am
*looking under canadian rocks for “THE GUY”*
June 15th, 2006 at 4:39 am
Chris - Funny promo. Darn phone surveys.:)
Amy - Don’t feel bad about being un-hip, I love the ZZ Top song “Pearl Necklace,” and only found out the second meaning of the phrase 3 years or so ago (Before the Sex In the City reference to it). I understand the song on a whole differnt level now.
Dani - Mmmmmmmmmm, Little Bit…..
I’ll be in my bunk.
June 15th, 2006 at 6:17 am
Another excellent cast. Loved the interview. Amy, don’t feel bad about it. I have to admit that I still don’t know the reference or the second meaning…so I’ll enlightened this weekend.
June 15th, 2006 at 6:56 am
Jack, your interview skills are improving with each episode. I just sat through an interview with someone I never heard of on a subject that I am not familiar with, and I enjoyed it.
June 15th, 2006 at 7:35 am
Interesting interview. There be some common themes this week and last, i.e. women in a “mans business”, etc. Very cool.
CKing: “She wore a pearl neck-lace”
*snicker*
Jack did I hear you throw down the gauntlet for us to get more comments this week? 1000, people. Thats the goal.
Andrea you comment just like a boy!
I love silliness. Woooooheeeeha.
June 15th, 2006 at 7:41 am
Hey! Where the hell is Jack Mangan and the Deadpanites on this list!?!?!?!?
http://tv.msn.com/tv/article.aspx?news=225396>1=7703
Also, how can I put this delicately…
Asteroid Speed Highway fucking rocked my little fucking world. Can we request an MP3 is we email you and ask real nice like??
Fucking rock, nothing else like it…
Well, ‘cept Old Skool Hip Hop. Thats good too.
June 15th, 2006 at 7:43 am
Shit sorry for the multiple posts.
I guess those Deadpanites that arent bachelors dinna qualify for the above list. No wonder…
June 15th, 2006 at 8:10 am
Jack WTF… Whoppi Goldberg and Demi Moore… make it stop!!!
Dani- you are a hot mama
Mark Forman- good job on teaching the world about OPP
Jennifer Batten interview gave me musician envy– I wish I could play guitar… guitar players are sexy (especially bass players)
I have to admit being in a childless relationship I am interested in trying out Chris Fishers podcast… sorry to all you mommies and daddies out there. Procreation and breeding are wonderful things.
So how come you didn’t tell us before this podcast that there were comments here? If I had known that I would of been leaving comments.
I want an mp3 of that song too Jack– add me to that email you are sending Alvie.
Alvie- what do you mean I comment like a boy???
back to work
I hate work
Id rather fantasize about rock stars
PS- yes I think Jack is egging us on to get to 1000 this time… lets get to work kids
June 15th, 2006 at 8:15 am
PPS- I will be back to discuss a woman in a mans business topic later.
C’mon you guys- you know I have to say something becasue I am an opinionated fucker thank you very much.
June 15th, 2006 at 8:49 am
I hate to give the impression that I’m jumping on the bandwagon, but I was actually going to E-amil you too, Jack, and ask for a copy of that song. It’s awsome and I love it!
Actually I have to E-mail you about it anyways, but plese add me to your “Send Asteroid Speed Highway To…” list.
IF you’re willing, that is.
June 15th, 2006 at 11:37 am
OMG Jennifer Batten is turning into THE FLY!!!
June 15th, 2006 at 11:59 am
Buzz off, J from S.
Your comments are not needed here.
[serious] Im only joking [/serious]
Oh, sorry Jeremy. I forgot you actually have a sense of humor…
June 15th, 2006 at 12:15 pm
Skulk
June 15th, 2006 at 12:42 pm
Boy y’all comment like a bunch of “P”s-this “P” is the second “P” from “OPP” yeah you know me. I heart the smell of napalm in the morning(well only in Francis Ford Coppola movies).
Dani, Amy, Chris-we’re greedy we want more.
Andrea Smarty Hotty-time to step up to the plate and hit like a man- snicker.
Alvie-Is the Jimmy or the RZA?
PFD-Is you Alvie’s beatch?
JFS-Still talkin in class today.
June 15th, 2006 at 12:46 pm
Jennifer Batten’s website brought to you by Dittovision
June 15th, 2006 at 1:07 pm
Skulk!!!
w00t!
Yeah the hell is wrong with us all?
Oh, work?
Oh….
June 15th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
Is that a Pearl Jam reference? How clever! I’ve thought about the connection before. It’s like, the song, only you are talking about me! I thought I was funny, but, GOD! It like, puts a whole new meaning on the song, and how I bit the recess ladys tittie….I bow to you and your superior reference abilities, Sir.
Bonus points for those who know what I am referencing there.
Wait till you guys hear ALV-JFS’s new single. Its off the hizzy!!
June 15th, 2006 at 1:22 pm
JFS-Flattery will get you a stolen Lyric for your lovely town of Starbucks fame:
“Seattle” by PIL
Don’ like the look of this old town
What goes up must come down
Character is lost and found
On unfamiliar playing ground
Get out of my world
What in the world
Shoeboxed around the rifle range
Have all your functions rearranged
Your mind and body gagged and bound
On a new familiar playing ground
The ordinary will ignore
Whatever they canot explain
As if–nothing ever happened
And everything remained the same again
What in the world (3)
Get out of my world (3)
Get up, get out, get out of my world (repeat)
Open your mouth now
Secret signs and knowing looks
These sunny days will cook the books
Happy to take the misery
This mortal life can bring to me
Don’t like the look of this old town
What goes up must come down
Character is lost and found
On unfamiliar playing ground
What in the world (3)
What in, get out, get out, get out of my worlkld
What in the world
Palaces, barricades, threats meet promises
(repeat)
June 15th, 2006 at 1:27 pm
Its all off the chain! We all be off the chain!!!!
Well, Jeremy has been know to have a great surprise left hook.
June 15th, 2006 at 1:28 pm
Jeremy I am sorry i do not know the reference. But it seems familiar……do tell us what it is?
I am leaving work early becasue I am pissed off. I busted my ass and got shit done half hour early when they were talking about everyone staying late tonight.
Stupid work
grumble grumble grumble
I need to go home and make myself a happy vodka drink
I need a sugar daddy…. anyone? anyone?
June 15th, 2006 at 1:33 pm
Sorry, i am so rude…
goodnight everyone. Have a pleasant rest of day / evening.
-andrea
June 15th, 2006 at 1:35 pm
I got sugar… and i am a daddy.
But I gots no monies.
June 15th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
That was pretty much the 2nd-biggest song of the 90s. . . . Must have been fun, Jeremy.
June 15th, 2006 at 1:53 pm
All these music references…it’s kind of confusing. Here’s will help Al V and Andrea SH:
Archies
Sugar, Sugar
Sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you’ve got me wanting you.
Honey, ah sugar sugar
You are my candy girl
And you’ve got me wanting you.
I just can’t believe the loveliness of loving you
(I just can’t believe it’s true)
I just can’t believe the one to love this feeling to.
(I just can’t believe it’s true)
Ah sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you’ve got me wanting you.
Ah honey, ah sugar sugar
You are my candy girl
And you’ve got me wanting you.
When I kissed you, girl, I knew how sweet a kiss could be
(I know how sweet a kiss can be)
Like the summer sunshine pour your sweetness over me
(Pour your sweetness over me)
Sugar, pour a little sugar on it honey,
Pour a little sugar on it baby
I’m gonna make your life so sweet, yeah yeah yeah
Pour a little sugar on it oh yeah
Pour a little sugar on it honey,
Pour a little sugar on it baby
I’m gonna make your life so sweet, yeah yeah yeah
Pour a little sugar on it honey,
Ah sugar, ah honey honey
You are my candy girl
And you’ve got me wanting you.
Oh honey, honey, sugar sugar ..
You are my candy girl ..
June 15th, 2006 at 1:57 pm
Thank you, Mark. Thank you kindly.
Jack - 2nd biggest hit of the 90’s? You puttin Teen Spirit above it?
June 15th, 2006 at 2:00 pm
Alvie - I was thinking more of “I’m Too Sexy”. . .
June 15th, 2006 at 2:06 pm
Your interviewing is getting better Jack.
Overall I was kinda meh on this cast. not all of them can be super fun time winnars.
June 15th, 2006 at 2:10 pm
Stewie making fun of some girl for saying “You are the weakest link, goodbye”
“Sugar Daddy” by Thomson Twins, one of my faves at the time.:
Well you’re all grown up and lookin’ good
Been painting your face like a geisha would
Been practising the art of treachery
Little girls learn this at their mothers’ knee
(chorus)
Sugar Daddy gonna me you happy
Sugar Daddy gonna make it nice
Sugar Daddy gonna give you candy
But you gonna pay Sugar Daddy’s price
Well I know what you want and you know how to get it
Nothin but money gonna make you feel better
I’ll buy you a dress and I’ll buy you a car
I might even buy you an electric guitar
(REPEAT CHORUS)
(Sweet) Oh smile for the camera
(As sugar) Yeah smile for the world
(Sweet) Oh smile….give me your best smile
(As candy) Like a sweet little girl
So don’t bother me with all your personal life
And I will ignore your little white lies
And when the fairy falls from the Christmas tree
Don’t ever think that you can run to me
(REPEAT CHORUS)
Yeah Sugar Daddy gonna make you happy
Sugar Daddy gonna make it right
Sugar Daddy gonna give you candy
But you gonna pay
Yeah, you’re gonna pay Sugar Daddy’s price
Yeah yeah yeah
Yeah yeah yeah
June 15th, 2006 at 2:21 pm
JFS-It is I that bow to you-didn’t even know the Thompson Twins did this song.
June 15th, 2006 at 2:23 pm
Na na na naa nana na naaa!
June 15th, 2006 at 2:29 pm
Did Starabucks boy ask for this?
Steam
Na Na Hey Hey Kiss Him Goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye
He’ll never love you, the way that I love you
‘Cause if he did, no no, he wouldn’t make you cry
He might be thrillin’ baby but a-my love (my love, my love)
So dog-gone willin’
So kiss him (I wanna see you kiss him. Wanna see you kiss him)
Go on and kiss him goodbye, now
Na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye
Listen to me now
He’s never near you to comfort and cheer you
When all those sad tears are fallin’ baby from your eyes
He might be thrillin’ baby but a-my love (my love, my love)
So dog-gone willin’
So kiss him (I wanna see you kiss him. I wanna see you kiss him)
Go on and kiss him goodbye, na-na na-na-na na na
Na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye
[fade in]
Hey hey-ey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye
Na na na na, na na na na, hey hey-ey, goodbye
[repeat many times and fade out]
June 15th, 2006 at 2:30 pm
No, it was a lyric that wasn’t in the Sugar Daddy lyrics…gosh, quit being mean.
June 15th, 2006 at 2:34 pm
Mark offers a mocha latte decaf as an olive branch
June 15th, 2006 at 2:39 pm
DJ Jeremy-BTW I tried to give you props(on the IRC chat) last week on your mix for pool part. What I heard was good tuneage.
June 15th, 2006 at 2:41 pm
JM- I think you should do something with “I’m Too Sexy” for KfK’s innaugural Bunkcast.
June 15th, 2006 at 3:10 pm
Danke. Make it a grande two pump caramel, two pump mocha non-fat, no whip mocha and we shall make peace.
June 15th, 2006 at 3:31 pm
Is this for real? Too funny in a sad way.
June 15th, 2006 at 4:21 pm
Mark! Whatsamatta yo links!
Jack, Right Said what now?
Ha Ha, Ive seen Jeremys “real” picture of himself.
Hes a crackwhore. Ha Ha.
Im a model, yknow what I mean?
June 15th, 2006 at 4:29 pm
AlV I think Ditto witheld some of the code. My links are whack and my legs have vanished to below the knee….but they are a nice blue though.
June 15th, 2006 at 5:21 pm
only 959 comments to go until 1000……
June 15th, 2006 at 5:32 pm
*commenting to raise the # of comments* heheheeeee
June 15th, 2006 at 5:41 pm
Ooh Ravyn’s heheheeee gave me goose bumps.
June 15th, 2006 at 5:53 pm
w000t! drinky drink. Yeeepa!
Wait, Mark, DItto witholding???? Thems fighting words.
Yeeeeepa!
Hi Ravyn!!!!
Andrea already counting…
Also, I heart Jack Mangan.
June 15th, 2006 at 5:57 pm
Yes Ravyn I feel I need to rally the troops- so I wasted a comment asking for more comments. Yes it is cheating.
My bad day continues so I have no deadpanisms to add to the conversation. I am enjoying some nice cold vodka beverages this evening in hopes of improving the evening.
I hope the rest of you are well
Jack Mangan is the shiz-it
June 15th, 2006 at 5:58 pm
Andrea, Ive had a bad week. I understand. Perhaps its the curse of the Pool Party gods.
Just know you have our hearts.
Jack Mangan is the shpadoinkalist!
June 15th, 2006 at 6:02 pm
awwww thanks Alvie
I love all you guys over here
Deadpanites rule
Yes I believe some Gods were greatly offended by the pool party
We must sacrifice virgins to said Gods
June 15th, 2006 at 6:09 pm
Glad someone wants those virgins. I mean some gods, or??
June 15th, 2006 at 6:17 pm
I want a virgin…
June 15th, 2006 at 6:24 pm
www.virgin.com here you go man
June 15th, 2006 at 6:26 pm
Good one Mark
Alvie– no virgins for you!!!
The virgins are for the Gods (and suicide bombers too)
June 15th, 2006 at 6:28 pm
Oh wergins albee wants some werrrrrrrrgins. he he. NO, we ain’t got no stinkin werrrrrrgins.
June 15th, 2006 at 6:31 pm
Alvie day after WI Pool Party: http://smithmag.us/shootingwar/chapters/chapter-5/
June 15th, 2006 at 6:42 pm
DAAAAAATS ME!
Why I cant have any virgins?
Ill be nice to em…
P.S. Jack rocks.
June 15th, 2006 at 6:53 pm
Okay Alvie, I am feeling like giving tonight. You can have virgins. Mark? would you like some too? Go ahead.
I get a 20 yr old Cabana boy
Everyone is happy now
Buenos Noches
hasta Manana mis amigos
andrea
June 15th, 2006 at 6:56 pm
I definitely do not want virgins I like this equation >20+virgin(2x removed) =me grinning fool.
Bonus snowshoes to you all, Alvie hosts the snow party at his crib.
June 15th, 2006 at 7:18 pm
Id be happy to, Mark, but we dont get snow anymore. Global warming y’know.
Andrea, does the cabana boy have a sister…
June 15th, 2006 at 7:21 pm
P.S.
Ha! “Bonus snowshoes”.
You kill me…
June 15th, 2006 at 7:28 pm
Ninja, what? Dat cabana boys sister no good-identical twin of Rob Schneider. Mark-Killing Alvie’s dead, so you don’t have to.
June 15th, 2006 at 7:29 pm
Hey Jason-it’s alright to come out now. That lady guitar player went home.
June 15th, 2006 at 9:29 pm
Virgin girls are no good. I’ve never had any desire to have one. I have yet to hear a good de-flowering experience from a girl.
June 15th, 2006 at 9:30 pm
As an 18 year old virgin when I lost my shit, I was so stoked we had sex 4 times for 4 hours. So Andrea got the good side of the bargin. All we men get is a bunch of “Ow”s.
June 15th, 2006 at 9:30 pm
Das what I’m sayin double pumpa this double pumpa that.
June 15th, 2006 at 9:43 pm
Amazing thinking back to early days of sex being a teenager going like a machine. Kind of both doing it and watching at the same time. The wonder of novelty.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:04 am
Saw on yahoo music that Joan Jett has a video out called ACDC, with Carmen Elecktra, very cool video and song. But the really cool thing is a lady called Katie Melua, one damn sexy voice. Bought both of her cds after lisening to one song.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:25 am
Que?
June 16th, 2006 at 2:56 am
Why do I like the Dukes of Hazzard/Star Wars theme mixed together?
June 16th, 2006 at 4:15 am
I saw Ravyn…Is that the same Ravyn that did the cover for “16 Pieces at a Time”? Cool cover.
June 16th, 2006 at 6:02 am
Good morning.
Ive just listened to the WI! VM show.
Jesus.
Think Ill stay here for a while…
June 16th, 2006 at 6:09 am
Nothing like proof of drunken debauchery… I think Paul (from Des Moines) has the blackmail material on you Alvie.
You may re think about the Des Moines comments…
June 16th, 2006 at 6:10 am
Ha ha.. Alvie don’t you worry. Next to Evo, everyone sounded sane. You had to defend yourself against Evo’s insanity.
It probably is safer among deadpanites though.
We got your back. We have a motherfuckin’ Spherical Tomi.
June 16th, 2006 at 6:40 am
Strait up!
5ph3rica1 muth4 fuckin 70mi!
You comfort me.
June 16th, 2006 at 7:14 am
DOWNER ALERT!!!!
Hey, yall remember that hap-happy story I linked you to about the FEMA fraud in New Oleans?
This is real fun also.
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13355796/
June 16th, 2006 at 7:21 am
Hey thanks alot Alvie…. I was just feeling better too, and thought, oh let me go be happy with the deadpanites.
Yeesh!
My husband is not a negative person, he is actually pretty happy-go-lucky but he has a saying that applies with that story: People ain’t shit. Because honestly most people suck.
and i mean suck in the bad way, not the good way.
June 16th, 2006 at 7:23 am
Good saying. Theres a band called Slipknot, which I loathe, but thats niether her nor there. Point is they have a song called People=Shit. True dat.
Except Deadpanites. If only the world could emmulate our community and its leader. What a wonderful place it would be…
How the hell does this brown stuff keep getting on my nose???
June 16th, 2006 at 7:28 am
I actually kind of like some Slipknot, and I have that song. Please don’t hold that against me Alvie.
The world would be a much happier place if they acted like Deadpanites.
Dare I say Jack Mangan in ‘08? Who would be his running mate? Alvie? are you up to that challenge?
Hey I think I have something on my nose too now…. weird…
June 16th, 2006 at 7:31 am
Man I wish I could share with you the phone calls I have been getting for the past half hour or so. Argentina won their World Cup match today and I have been getting these crazy drunk happy phone calls from my family.
My dad took today off work and is at home with his friends drunk. He has been drunk since like 9 this morning.
My family is insane.
June 16th, 2006 at 7:34 am
Alvie,
Although royally f’d up, it doesn’t surprise me in the least. As much as I’d like to think that America is the morally right nation we try to portray to the rest of the world, some of us just don’t give a shiiat.
And by “us”, I mean all Americans, me personnaly. I’m not sure I would have the balls to lose my job over something like this, but I would like to think I would.
Oh, and f’n AWESOME WIVMS, guys!!
And the Deadpan wasn’t half bad, either. Seriously, Jack, it just keeps getting better. Dani said “I just sat through an interview with someone I never heard of on a subject that I am not familiar with, and I enjoyed it.” I completely agree with that.
Great work!
June 16th, 2006 at 7:34 am
Youre family Is insane…
because they like Futbol.
[serious] I really am joking [/serious].
I wont hold it against you, Andrea. Tho I will say you surprise me more and more.
I dont think Jack would have me as a running mate, tho Id love to. Erm, did ya HEAR the WI! VM show?
June 16th, 2006 at 7:35 am
Oh, I guess I should have done that in 2 or three different comments to ramp up the numbers.
Sorry.
June 16th, 2006 at 7:36 am
Won’t happen again.
June 16th, 2006 at 7:38 am
Mark. You said it, brutha. I like to think I would be able to stand up and give a big “fuck you” but at the same time, the family has to eat.
America - land of the beautiful… as long as you have cash and/or are morally corrupt.
K Im pissing myself off now.
Oh, glad you are joining us, Mark… Sacrificial lambs..er..urm.. other posters are always welcome!
June 16th, 2006 at 7:40 am
Mark- I totally agree, Jack Mangan does the best damn interviews. I love them everytime.
and yes next time please break it up we need to get to 1000 here.
Alvie- Dont mess with a hispanic family and their futbol, seriously. My Dad was crying when his hometown team won the Argentine league. He was in tears. Tears I tell you. A grown man.
Also I bet I have even more surprises for you. You just wait.
Well then I guess I could be Jack’s running mate if he will have me.
June 16th, 2006 at 7:43 am
America- the land of so many possibilites and I think every day we throw the opportunity for true greatness away.
Imagine (not to take John Lennin song here) just for a minute if we could use all that we use for war and power and greed and corruption and used it for good to help the world…
June 16th, 2006 at 7:46 am
Trust me, I get it. The world loves their World Cup like the U.S loves their Super Bowl. I get passion. I do.
*grrowl*
…more surprises?
If youre gonna be Jacks *snicker* mate, be careful not to fall into the eye candy trap. You make sure the peeps know youre a SMARTY and A HOTTIE.
The competition has no chance.
…the hell is Jason C. at?
Or Ditto…
HEEEEYYYY YOOOOUUU GUUUUYYYS!
June 16th, 2006 at 7:51 am
Wow. Deep, Andrea.
Not saying youre deep, yknow, I mean, deep thoughts…
Forget it.
June 16th, 2006 at 7:52 am
Hey, don’t forget about Hockey! For those with their heads stuck in the sand, the STANLEY CUP FINALS are HERE!!!!
Oilers in 7.
June 16th, 2006 at 7:55 am
Alvie- Are you making fun of me?
yeah and where the hell are Ditto and Jason
June 16th, 2006 at 8:05 am
The Stanley what now?? Jack?!?!?!? What is this Hock-ey thing Mark is talkin bout?!?!?!?!?
Andrea Id never make fun of you… and be serious about it.
Saturday Saturday Saturday! 7:30 PM! Yurcak Field! The Denver Outlaws! The New Jersey Pride! The MLL’s finest!!!
Prediction: Denver 20 NJ 18.
Rebuttle, Jack?
Also, I stick with Carolina in 6. Not that I want it, just that I feel it.
June 16th, 2006 at 8:09 am
MMMMkay. I have a meeting to determine my future at this job.
Wish me luck…or dont.
June 16th, 2006 at 8:16 am
Alvie I know- no need to even say it. We are all good at the deadpan.
Sorry I have nothing to add to the hockey conversation but I hope all of your teams win (I know that is impossible but I don’t want to pick sides)
The only other sport I know about is basketball and that is purely by osmosis becasue my husband is OBSESSED with basketball. (please dont tell him i said that) So uhh… go Miami!!!
Alvie, good luck. I hope that they give you a huge raise.
June 16th, 2006 at 8:22 am
Sorry I’m out of it guys. I’ve been in bed for the past 2 days with a severe case of food poisoning. And, joy of joys, it looks like it will be the second year in a row that I miss my American Cancer Society Relay for Life event. Just sucks to be me, I guess.
Hope y’all having a better time than I am.
June 16th, 2006 at 8:34 am
Oh no Ditto!! I hope you feel better sweetie.
Nothing sucks more than food poisoning. Well maybe a stomach flu.
Yuck
June 16th, 2006 at 9:16 am
Right now, Ditto, it does suck to be you. But not always, Im sure. We at the Deadpan believe it does not suck to be us. Nay, in fact to be us is to be funny, relevant, and downright sexy people. Jack Mangan has taught me this much…
Life may suck, but we do not.
June 16th, 2006 at 9:20 am
Right on Alvie… right on…. I for one know I am funny, relevant and downright sexy and you are all too.
What happened at your meeting?
June 16th, 2006 at 9:26 am
Well….
The same thing that always happens.
In a nutshell:
Me: “I cant move up here. I need more money or a different job”
Them: “Sure, sure I hear ya.”
Me: “No really, Im not even breaking even working here.”
Them: “Mmmkay, sure. Well see what we can do.”
Me: (Muttering to myself) “Yeah, Im sure. Grad skool here I come…”
All in all delightful.
June 16th, 2006 at 9:26 am
Maybe Deadpan is hiring…
June 16th, 2006 at 9:35 am
awwww poor Alvie.
Jack, find him a job.
Jobs suck. I am actually pretty happy where I am right now, this is a special place. They are all Deadpan like people (with a couple exceptions). But I have only been here 8 months. i have had some fucked up jobs though. So I feel your pain. especially the last place i was at. God that place was evil. I hope I can stay where I am now for the rest of my life.
June 16th, 2006 at 9:37 am
That must be a good feeling…
Yknow I know its still early for the Bluesman, but where the hell is that bastard Jason?
Betcha he’s sleeping. Thatd be nice.
Not that I dont love talking to you, my dear…
June 16th, 2006 at 9:44 am
I hear you Alvie- Im not one of the guys. I understand. I know how men are.
Actually I will have to be leaving you soon too. In about 20 minutes… but I will be back.
Jeremy is still over at wingin it you can talk to him probably.
June 16th, 2006 at 9:47 am
Its not like that….
Yeah, Jeremy is kinda, um, laying it on over there.
Its kinda cool.
Hey Jack, I hope you dont mind us using your comment board as our own personal chat room…
June 16th, 2006 at 9:52 am
Yeah sorry Jack
We heart you
Deadpan rocks
June 16th, 2006 at 10:19 am
I don’t even know where to jump in here.
These boards are A-OK. Bear in mind - sometimes comments from new posters sit for an hour or so until I can get them out of Moderation, so those appear up in the middle of the pack, rather than at the bottom.
I hear ya, Alvie. I like my day job, but yes, financial security would be nice.
June 16th, 2006 at 10:23 am
Yeah, it would. And to tell you the truth Im at the point where Id sell me sould for it. Joe and I were talking at the party about jobs you enjoy, but pay less vs. a job you hate but would pay well. I always tried to stick to the first skool of thought. Stay in my field even if the pay is shit.
But, man, I can go to, say a Target and start at 50k a year being a manager. I promised myself Id never go back to retail. Not so sure anymore…
June 16th, 2006 at 10:53 am
Because we all demanded it- Lessons in love, life, and family from a true expert. HalleJulia.
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/13347509/?GT1=8211
June 16th, 2006 at 11:05 am
What were you saying about being rich, shallow, and morally bankrupt?
We’re a bunch of grumps today, aren’t we?
June 16th, 2006 at 11:06 am
Yeah, we’re grumps. But at least we’re not full fledged assholes today.
*nudge nudge, wink wink*
June 16th, 2006 at 11:30 am
I would pick happiness over money depending on how big the difference in money was. I did take a slight pay cut to be where I am at. But I think I have a better future here too. I also dont have kids. That changes everything.
June 16th, 2006 at 11:45 am
I think the middle-class cost of living is skyrocketing, but our formerly middle-class wages are in no way keeping pace. Living securely and happily are not exactly the same thing, but they’re closely linked. It’s hard to truly have much of one without the other.
Knowhatamean? Knowhatamean? nudge, nudge, wink, wink. Say no more!
June 16th, 2006 at 12:03 pm
Say no more.
Really, my head hurts.
All this profound pondering.
Gosh.
June 16th, 2006 at 12:08 pm
[soapbox]Middle class? The whole point of the administration is to kill the middle class and create a large financial disparity. They are anti-union, anti-american jobs, pro-illegal immigration (illegal being the key word)…pro shooting friends in tha face with shotgun and blaming it on them.
All this stuff is for the death of the middle class, which is what makes America great.[/soapbox]
June 16th, 2006 at 12:09 pm
[funny]poop[/funny
June 16th, 2006 at 12:11 pm
Jeremy– right on AGAIN. Jeez I think maybe we need Jack and Jeremy in ‘08. You have my vote.
June 16th, 2006 at 12:13 pm
Jack, wehn do you normally record? I gots some stuff for yous.
June 16th, 2006 at 12:14 pm
All I know is that I make barely a “middle class” wage yet, for my family size, Im technically below the poverty line.
America, fuck yeah.
[smelly] ass [/smelly]
June 16th, 2006 at 12:14 pm
Wha’s the point of being filthy rich - if the rest of the population enjoys most of the same benefits? It’s hard to truly feel like you’re the elite when the poor and middle-class *also* get fair, efficient medical treatment, legal representation, etc. How can you feel truly superior if the commonfolk can occasionally afford those front-row seats next to you? If you’re wealthier than everyone else, then don’t you truly deserve more luxuries and benefits than the rest of the populace? Isn’t that the point of our system? Aren’t you entitled to preferential treatment?
June 16th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
Jeremy, Deadpan content is always welcome and appreciated. I usually compile the shows on Tuesdays.
[spam] vikings [/spam]
June 16th, 2006 at 12:17 pm
* “Stewie-looks” at Jack
June 16th, 2006 at 12:19 pm
In case you were wondering what “Stewie-looks” is.
June 16th, 2006 at 12:20 pm
Well the middle class is there to pay for everything. The rich get a lot of stuff for free because places want their business, they get tax benefits, and anything they dont get for free thay can afford to get. The poor live off of government programs and dont pay for anything. The middleclass is what is holding this country together. We are the ones who pay all the taxes and rack up credit card bills and make everyone else richer.
June 16th, 2006 at 12:21 pm
I just added jackmangan.com to my google homepage…that’s a serious honor!
June 16th, 2006 at 12:29 pm
Glad to share my brown with you, Jeremy…
Erm, scratch that.
[rich] You got it Jack! Preferential treatment all around! $500 gift baskets for the wealthiest of actors! They need it! Thier families have to eat! [/rich]
Heh…Stewie looks…
June 16th, 2006 at 12:45 pm
Fubar bunch of brown references. Some guy from St. Louis tries to hijack my name and some Mangeran fels free to come in here pisssing and marking things? Bluesman gets afew hours of beauty rest and theis board goes to hell in a hand basket.
Andrea-the Argies were kind of mean running up the score like that-but I still heart you(ooh some pink on my nose(prefered to brown 8 days a week).
Jeremy-where’s my coffee today?
Alvie-you goin down sucka!
Jason-I’m guessing you took of the hockey mask and Texas sweetie said I want this boy and now you’re too busy to bother with us old folk.
The world is… but I like you all that way anyway-in Taiwan we heart and liver people(sweetheart in Chinese is literally heart and liver person)… I can hear the eeeeews already.
June 16th, 2006 at 12:51 pm
*going down*
eeeeeeew
June 16th, 2006 at 12:54 pm
so how’s a bout a wOOt wOOt?
June 16th, 2006 at 12:54 pm
MARK FORMAN!!! eeeeewwwwww
We Argies kicked ass today!!! and I still heart you too
June 16th, 2006 at 12:56 pm
Andrea, your an Argie??
I thought your were Latin…
w00t.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:01 pm
Ditto-poor bastard! You want sympathy (if you’re smart and I know you are ) get it from Miss Smarty Hottie. Get well soon buddy.
Mark picking himself of the floow and wiping all of Andreas passionate kisses of his fae…. Damn, Andrea hearted me-I fainted and some German Shepard came by and licked me. Dat ain’t right.
AL V.-you going down son, down down all the way down to chinatown!
June 16th, 2006 at 1:03 pm
Oh, yeah..Ditto, great way to loose 10 lbs, if not the most comfortable way…
June 16th, 2006 at 1:03 pm
Eh, Ive been worse places.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:04 pm
Argentina=South America
South America=Latin America
any question?
June 16th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
Anyone hear about Bushes Shades blunder??
June 16th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
I thought Argentina was in Asia.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:08 pm
Aren’t the Taliban in Argentina? I thought we were at war with them…
June 16th, 2006 at 1:09 pm
Mark panting-Andrea said all of those wonderful words: Argentina, South America, Latin America, Andrea Smarty Hottie-all in one post. Be still my hard, er HEART? Ooh-I so want to go to dem places, rapido, mas rapido.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:10 pm
AL V-everything is in Asia-you RIGHT!
June 16th, 2006 at 1:14 pm
No, Jeremy, the Taliban are in Afghanastan.
THATS in South America=Latin America.
You ok, Mark? Drowning in yer own drool?
June 16th, 2006 at 1:17 pm
Woof woof,er, not drool. Woof Woof water of suspicious origin. Hmmm isn’t the Jack Manganimus the exper on canine water issues?
Jeremy-more correctly we are at war with sanity, justice and integrity.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:18 pm
We’re at war with the Anti-Wingin IT, then?
June 16th, 2006 at 1:19 pm
[Chilean (person from Chile??)]Hey Argentina, We’re longer than you!! Naa Naaa!![/Chilean]
Geography nerd joke.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:20 pm
Is Evo a Taliban or just a Terraban?
June 16th, 2006 at 1:24 pm
More importantly is Evo a good shepherd because he “REALLY LOVES HIS SHEEP?”
June 16th, 2006 at 1:27 pm
Ha. Terraban…
Jeremy. Geo nerd, eh? Me too.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:31 pm
Seriousry! Damn Terrieban!! You brew up my shitty warh.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:33 pm
I thought it ras the damn Mongorians! The Terriban too? My poh shitty warh!
June 16th, 2006 at 1:33 pm
You have it folks-Once again Jeremy from SCATtle.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:34 pm
Alimentary Watson! May Ditto cause brown rain to fall on your villages!
June 16th, 2006 at 1:36 pm
Oh my sweet holy God…
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/13352320/
June 16th, 2006 at 1:37 pm
My virrages??
June 16th, 2006 at 1:40 pm
Why is Ditto raining brow…
Oh… poor poor Ditto.
Yo virrages are rin my controh. Ha Ha HA!
Oh, Im rohnry.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:40 pm
EEEEEEEEwwwwww dats wrong, no way to get ahead.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:42 pm
Virrages in da albees kuntroll, da sheep in da ebos wasup wit dis whirld?
June 16th, 2006 at 1:43 pm
BOOOOOOOO!
Shats tellibre.
Boirshe Idaro. Fo shlame…
June 16th, 2006 at 1:44 pm
And on that note…
Good nite Seattle, Taiwan, Phoenix, Chicago!!!!
Time to lide horme.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:46 pm
What Truman Show is coming to a pause?
June 16th, 2006 at 1:50 pm
Mark but they did get a head. Just not the way you and I or most of the people in this chat would prefer to get or give…
June 16th, 2006 at 1:52 pm
Geez Jack you malking this conversation go down
June 16th, 2006 at 1:53 pm
Just a reminder for you people.
Wander Radio is now up and running.
30 min show with music and stories…done in a radio format.
Come and listen to it grow…hmmm bad choice of words.
http://wanderradio.libsyn.com
June 16th, 2006 at 1:54 pm
Is that better?
June 16th, 2006 at 1:55 pm
Alvie,
I heard that one the other day on the radio. At the time they didn’t know whose head it was, but they knew it came from the guys truck. It was also being speculated that he caused the accident hoping to hide the murder. Sorry, extra heads at the scene of an accident with no body to match up with: sounds pretty Evo to me.
June 16th, 2006 at 1:59 pm
Aw god. I had to see that. Thanks Alvie.
*running for the bathroom again*
June 16th, 2006 at 2:04 pm
New POD JOX cartoon at http://www.sliceofscifi.com.
It’s quite disturbing.
June 16th, 2006 at 2:15 pm
Jack H-shameless podcaster ho-taking on all riders,eh?
Ditto: Wine bottle cork might do the trick
June 16th, 2006 at 2:24 pm
You betcha Mark
June 16th, 2006 at 2:34 pm
Jeez someone stays up till 2 am playing Oblivion and then sleeps for 12 hours, and everyone gets on his back about it. GAH!
Here you guys happy? I posted.
June 16th, 2006 at 2:37 pm
Jason C- who da fug is Jason C? Oh da guy in da hockey mask.
June 16th, 2006 at 2:40 pm
SMAC talking college boy-here’s a mask for you: http://www.dangerdoom.com/
June 16th, 2006 at 2:55 pm
[Ignignokt] Behold y’all, the digital vats of urine
[Err] Drink up bitches! Taste our liquid gold
[Ignignokt] Err, you must respect yourself
[Ignignokt] Forst you wreck yourself
[Err] Hey man, you made a rhyme!
[Ignignokt] Yes it is for I am a rap God, from beyond the moon
[MF Doom]
Everybody talkin ’bout pistols, gats is borin
He came with a new topic to flip you, vats of urine
All pro, check the stats, his style scorin
While you at it, double check that Cristal you’re pourin
Born of the pleads that needs a P in geniuses
Broads don’t see it, since they don’t got these, conveniences
Thank God she’s not a ho
In the studio when you gotta go, you gotta go
Before you flow, make sure you practice or you losin
You don’t wanna miss and let the cactus get to oozin
If any contestant splash, he’s disqualified
Even if one drip should slide down the bottle side
Put a bum in a even better pickle
Reality show, how far would you go, to get a nickel?
… let alone a buck
Listen by the window, you can hear him moanin - yuck!
Remember, tomorrow is garbage day
It’s not the kind of stuff you want to save and harbor away
Once it gets ripened and fermented
It takes on a bouquet that I should say is naturally scented
Tempted by a empty can of Guinness
Or waitin until we get there, say two or three minutes
Yeah, when it’s fresh, it’s sterile
Some say digestible, even edible
If you was stranded out to sea, alone and in trouble
Survive dehyrdation, guzzle your own cup full
Some day, you may even show your son how
to use it to make potassium nitrate for gunpowder
Funded by friends of ours who’s generous
Join us next time when we discuss disgusting enemas
[Err] He’s like a rap God
[Err] He’s like a big log, that you find in your toilet
[Ignignokt] Fo’ real!
[Err] Bow down and suck his knees!
[Ignignokt] And I am about to kick it all up in here
[Err] Stand by for kicking!
[Ignignokt] I am the kicker Err, not you
[Ignignokt] You kick elsewhere
[Err] This sucks man, I’m bored
[Ignignokt] Me too!
June 16th, 2006 at 2:57 pm
JfS-Das what I’m sayin G. Now you talkin the right shit.
June 16th, 2006 at 3:00 pm
Yo PearlJammin JfS,
That was def now check this here out:
Rage Against The Machine
The Battle of Los Angeles (1999)
Mic Check
Wait a minute now
Ha Aha Cmon
Wait a minute now
Check
To tha young r to tha e tha b to tha e tha l
Never give up just live up
Fed upon America
I be spittin it up
Rippin it up
Even amount in each cup
To my brothers burning bare feet on black top
Whose curled neath tha shadows
From the gaze of the cops
Whose huntin for 9 to 5s through factory locks
Is now hunted on this modern day auction block
Mic Check, Ha Aha
I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker
Mic Check, Ha Aha
I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker, what?
Mic Check, Ha Aha
I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker
Mic Check, Ha Aha
I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker, what?
Te te te te te Huh
Back in
Flexin and mashin
With complex text
Fast and in a fashion
That snap back necks
Quicker than a fed cash tha company checks
Huh, I be tha fire only Marley could catch
Yes, I be tha flame in tha cellar beware
Where nameless cold millions gaspin for air
Tha naked and wageless
Scream within cages, huh
They make you pull your shit
Just to get your share, what?
Mic Check, Ha Aha
I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker
Mic Check, Ha Aha
I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker, what?
Mic Check, Ha Aha
I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker
Mic Check, Ha Aha
I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker, what?
Huh go, Huh go, Huh go, Huh go, Huh go, Huh go,
Huh go, Huh go, Huh go, Huh go, Huh go, Huh go, Huh go, Huh go,
(walk e’m) down with the warrior sound, Uh.
With this mic device
I spit nonfiction
Who got tha power
This be my question
Tha mass or tha few
In this torn nation?
Tha priest, tha book or tha congregation?
Politricks who rob and hold down your zone?
Or those who give tha thieves tha key to their homes?
Tha pig whos free to murder one Shucklak
Or survivors who make a move and murder one back?
This mic device
I spit nonfiction
Who got tha power
This be my question
Tha mass of tha few
In this torn nation?
Tha priest, tha book or tha congregation?
Politricks who rob and hold down your zone?
Or those who give tha thieves tha key to their homes?
Tha pig whos free to murder one Shucklak
Or survivors who make a move and murder one back?
Mic Check, Ha Aha
I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker
Mic Check, Ha Aha
I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker, what?
Mic Check, Ha Aha
I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker
Mic Check, Ha Aha
I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker, what?
June 16th, 2006 at 3:01 pm
This show looks like it should be really cool.
http://www.scifi.com/eureka/
This Summer on Scifi is going to kick ass.
June 16th, 2006 at 3:08 pm
Oh now see, I should of come here first… I was corn-fused by the Afghanistan is in Latin America joke… ha ha ha. We dont have the Taliban in Argentina we harbor Nazis. Yes Im not proud of it. It was a dark time in Argentine politics.
Hey there is Mr Jason C.
Ditto sweetie drink fluids. Go back to bed, let me tuck you in.
June 16th, 2006 at 3:11 pm
Vhere vas I during za war? uh I vas in Agentina. Ya. zats it. Argentina.
June 16th, 2006 at 3:15 pm
Thanks Andrea. The cramps are the worst part of this thing. Oh well, at least I know I can always be entertained here.
You guys are great. Crazy, but great.
June 16th, 2006 at 3:20 pm
Dont mention the war!
Please tell me someone knows that reference?
June 16th, 2006 at 3:22 pm
uhhhhh………Im drawing a blank.
June 16th, 2006 at 3:22 pm
Basil!
June 16th, 2006 at 3:23 pm
Nows not the time to bring up cooking adivce Jack.
June 16th, 2006 at 3:26 pm
Jack Mangan WINS!!!!!!! Yes it was Basil Fawlty from Fawlty Towers.
Jack email me so we can arrange for me to give you your prize
June 16th, 2006 at 3:28 pm
Ninja please-Hi Jack this conversation
June 16th, 2006 at 3:29 pm
Did someone mention the “Spanish Inquisition?”
June 16th, 2006 at 3:30 pm
Sure, now Jason comes out to play… you dont have any more hippie cracks for me?
Wow looks like fun has been being had here.
Has, been , being, had, here…
Vat do yousk expect? Lime nart an Engurish majior.
MF DOOM is da bomb.
All well, continue on. Ill be back. And Ill leave you with this, pertainingto our earlier economic classes in America conversation.
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/13368639/?GT1=8211
June 16th, 2006 at 3:31 pm
*SLAM!*
*Jason Busts in the door*
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISHITIO….FUCK!
Let me go out and come back in.
June 16th, 2006 at 3:34 pm
Jason-You gettin off on Alvie the hippies crack? That’s wrong.
June 16th, 2006 at 3:36 pm
Biggles: Er…. Nobody…um….
Ximinez: Expects…
Biggles: Expects… Nobody expects the…um…the Spanish…um…
Ximinez: Inquisition.
Biggles: I know, I know! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. In fact, those who do expect -
Ximinez: Our chief weapons are…
Biggles: Our chief weapons are…um…er…
Ximinez: Surprise…
Biggles: Surprise and –
Ximinez: Okay, stop. Stop. Stop there - stop there. Stop. Phew! Ah! … our chief weapons are surprise…blah blah blah. Cardinal, read the charges.
Fang: You are hereby charged that you did on diverse dates commit heresy against the Holy Church. ‘My old man said follow the–’
Biggles: That’s enough.
[To Cleveland] Now, how do you plead?
Clevelnd: We’re innocent.
Ximinez: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
[DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER]
June 16th, 2006 at 3:38 pm
http://oblong.brickfilms.com/awj.mov
Watch that! Its funny.
June 16th, 2006 at 3:41 pm
Ok sickies Mark from Taiwan is leaving now. Don’t forget to take your meds.
Yo Jack I ain’t doing that mop up thing so you best clean up here yourself.
Yes-I heart and liver you all (I think I’m going to become a vegetarian)
June 16th, 2006 at 3:42 pm
Mary, you shall cooperate or you shall get…. THE COMFY CHAIR!!
June 16th, 2006 at 3:43 pm
Im sorry, total vegetarianism is kinda dumb to me. We are omnivores. No offense to any of you who might be one.
June 16th, 2006 at 3:46 pm
Hmmm. I wish I could have a steak right now.
D’oh. I meant Mark not Mary.
June 16th, 2006 at 3:46 pm
I leave, Jason comes in. I come in, Jason leaves.
Im leaving.
June 16th, 2006 at 3:47 pm
PEEEK!
HA HA! Shit, noone.
Im leaving. Mmmmm, steak…
June 16th, 2006 at 3:48 pm
PEEEKABOO!
Shit still norun.
Now Im learry reaving.
June 16th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
*SLAM*
*Jason busts in the door again*
NOBODY EXPECTS THE VEGETARIAN INQUISITION!!!!!
June 16th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Jason that was so funny!!!
Alvie? Alvie come back!!!
June 16th, 2006 at 3:49 pm
Haha. You berry berry bunny. No chicken flied lice for you!
June 16th, 2006 at 3:51 pm
Ditto now is not the time to be making food jokes
June 16th, 2006 at 3:51 pm
Mary says, “Jason-Word!” Mary picks up package, put’s it in place and reverts to MARK. Mark says, good film there Jason.I’m organizing 21 gun salute and aiming all 21 guns at yoiu-Human Shiled boy0Evil snicker). Motto: Jason talking all the bullets so mark doesn’t have to.
Ditto-Steaks on a plane madrefulcrum
Alvie-leave that crack alone, dat shit’s bad for ya.
June 16th, 2006 at 3:54 pm
Ditto: Which end has the greater water pressure now? Black Rain was a cool flick, no flied lie though. No ticki no laundry-ooh. Laundry. Gee I’m feeling a little pooped out.
June 16th, 2006 at 3:57 pm
Mark: Don’t ask.
Black Rain was a cool flick, but I imagine Japan has changed a lot since then. One of these days I really want to visit.
June 16th, 2006 at 4:06 pm
Only 800 to go
can someone please shoot me now??? Ive got kids freaking out all around me. HELP!!!!
June 16th, 2006 at 4:08 pm
Andrea- Duct Tape. Get it. Use it. Problem solved. NEXT!
June 16th, 2006 at 4:17 pm
oooo duct tape. I was thinking a shot of vodka in their juice.
June 16th, 2006 at 4:20 pm
and oranges in a sock.
Remember kids this is all a joke. Beating your children is wrong.
June 16th, 2006 at 4:22 pm
[100% serious] yes yes everyone. I would never do any of the things mentioned. I love kids. Im just not a mom, and its hard to discipline someone elses kids [/100% serious]
June 16th, 2006 at 4:23 pm
with that said…*Puts another orange in his sock* “Come hear you little brat!”
June 16th, 2006 at 4:25 pm
Alright time for me to get back into Oblivion. Im an Orc Warrior.
June 16th, 2006 at 4:25 pm
bye, enjoy!
June 16th, 2006 at 4:33 pm
Ah, and here I was thinking a dart gun would be a good solution for the kids.
June 16th, 2006 at 4:54 pm
cute ditto- yes that is a good one to add to the list
June 16th, 2006 at 6:50 pm
Mmm, this tastes purple!
June 16th, 2006 at 7:02 pm
“with that said…*Puts another orange in his sock* “Come hear you little brat!â€?”
*opens window. sticks head in*
WOOOOOOO!!!!! Sock talk over here too!!!!!!!! Boom over here!!!!!
*slams window, runs away*
June 16th, 2006 at 7:08 pm
*peeks in*
Hello?
Did yall hear about the asshole that went to college?
He went to P.U.
Anyone? *sigh*
*shuts door*
June 16th, 2006 at 7:10 pm
Hey Alvie I am still here… stupid me babysitting.
poo poo
Im bored
June 16th, 2006 at 7:14 pm
You can’t see me. I’m moderated…
June 16th, 2006 at 7:35 pm
HA!!! YOUVE. BEEN. MODERATED!!!!!!! w00t.
Hi Smarty, hows the chillins?
[manditory props] Jack Mangan is a rock God [/manditory props]
June 16th, 2006 at 8:03 pm
My baby went to bed, no socks needed…
June 16th, 2006 at 8:23 pm
[barf]chillins[/barf]
June 16th, 2006 at 8:27 pm
They do barf from time to time.
June 16th, 2006 at 8:32 pm
Ah. I thought you said *chitlins* not chillins. My bad. Chillins are good. Chitlins are just gross.
June 16th, 2006 at 9:08 pm
[socks] I wish my son dinna need to sleep in the sam bed with us in order to fall asleep [/socks]
*sigh*
They do tend to barf a good deal. Depending on the chillin.
June 16th, 2006 at 9:27 pm
Wasup wit chall talkin chillin chitlins and chit? Ain’t right.
June 16th, 2006 at 10:56 pm
Yo, I missed you guys….. so I’ll go back to my chillaxin’…..
June 17th, 2006 at 3:09 am
Now awake with the chillun, he was up on the middle of the night (5hrs ago) so hopefully some more sleepy will kick in.
Oooh, and just now withe the barf, narrowly missing the mouse.
June 17th, 2006 at 5:49 am
w00t!
Chillins are awesome like that!
Chill, yall. Im checkin out choc-o-late chollos on champagne chime - a - chos!
Right. That made sense. Not a stretch at all.
June 17th, 2006 at 6:40 am
uh….
huh.
June 17th, 2006 at 6:47 am
Yeah, next time we are in Denver to visit the father-in-law, I’m gonna habsolutely have to track Alvie down up in Boulder for a beer…
June 17th, 2006 at 8:18 am
Alvie- what the fuck are you talking about dude?
I am happy to say I survived the evening and I didn’t need to spike the kids drinks with vodka. Now I am about to pack them up and go hang out on the beach!
I hope you all are well. I may or may not be on the chat this afternoon.
John- I hope your kid stops barfing.
June 17th, 2006 at 8:28 am
Me too. Barfing != fun.
I won’t be on chat today. If I’m not in bed, I have to be at a friend’s birthday party at an Italian restaurant. That’s not going to be fun.
June 17th, 2006 at 9:52 am
Well, at this age it still is called spit up, so no worries…
June 17th, 2006 at 12:12 pm
HELP ME its soooo hot here I am melting….. help me…….. thank god for air conditioning.
June 17th, 2006 at 1:13 pm
We got some nice pounding rain to cool us down some.
Now the sun is back and I’m wondering if we’re up for round two later in the afternoon.
June 17th, 2006 at 2:49 pm
“Yeah, next time we are in Denver to visit the father-in-law, I’m gonna habsolutely have to track Alvie down up in Boulder for a beer… ”
Damn well better, sir…
Andrea- What the fuck are YOU talking about?
Oh god, ditto… I weep for your colon.
June 17th, 2006 at 5:11 pm
Alvie, so do I. I wish I could have a beer at this point, but that would probably be bad.
June 17th, 2006 at 6:30 pm
Sorry I confused you Alvie- now I am really drunk so I will not say anything else because I will probably embarrass myself. Not that i really care, who fucking cares if I say something stupid right?
I heart you all, it is still so fucking humid I just want to take my clothes off. Okay that was probably the before mentioned something stupid I would say while drunk
time to go out again, because I am not nearly drunk enough
andrea
June 17th, 2006 at 6:42 pm
Ditto’s weeping starfish? Andrea’s drunken indecisiveness? I guess I’m in the right place. Like a Colorado Rocky Mountain oyster pie.
June 17th, 2006 at 7:44 pm
Ditto, I weep for your semi-colon.
Hey, sorry to bring up the podcast on these boards — but (I forgot to say) thanks everyone for your kind words about the show - and most notably about Asteroid Speed Highway. And thanks even to Jason for saying, “meh”, in a cool way.
We are the Deadpan.
June 17th, 2006 at 7:46 pm
Mmm. Cow balls. Delicious…
Andrea: Tease
June 17th, 2006 at 7:52 pm
Dizzzzam!!!
How bout dem Oil?!?!
June 17th, 2006 at 8:12 pm
“Hey, sorry to bring up the podcast on these boards”-
Oh, quit it…
June 17th, 2006 at 8:22 pm
Sorry to go boarding on these podcasts. More sorry’s over here than Evo in the Nixon White House.
June 17th, 2006 at 8:40 pm
Yeah I was sitting here thinking , and all of a sudden this impression popped into my head. I was “Alvie” thanking God and my lucky stars that i wasn’t “Evo.” I was also glad I wasn’t Jack Mangan, not becuase Jack isn’t cool beacause I realized as “Alvie” that Alvie is cool. So if being Alvie is cool and being Jack is cool, doesn’ that mean being Evo is … You know I think I’m going to quit here while I’m ahead of the game. Sometimes I’m so confused-where’s that bottle and clothes free humid latina?
June 17th, 2006 at 8:46 pm
Finished listening to the show, a few blurps and beeps but a good interview all the same. Now I just got to figuire out what finger tapping is.
Very cool end song. I’m going to see how many people I can fool into thinking it’s early Rage Against the Machine.
Love is knowing what to cut and what to paste.
June 17th, 2006 at 9:03 pm
Love is knowing what to cut and what to paste.
Love is knowing what to cut and what to paste.
Love is knowing what to cut and what to paste.
Love is knowing what to cut and what to paste.
Love is knowing what to cut and what to paste.
Fred’s right!!!!! This kicks ass….
MARK 4MAN EVERYBOY!!!!!!! Dude’s 1337!
June 18th, 2006 at 3:42 am
Mmmm, I love paste.
Dem’s some tasty horses…
June 18th, 2006 at 10:02 am
Whinny! Neigh neigh whinny!*
*Them are my relatives ya fuck!!!
Wait, youre right, they are delicious.
Hmmm, Paste eating… gotta be a Dumb Ass Memory there somewhere.
June 18th, 2006 at 10:42 am
I dunno bot I reme,ber eating “Dots” candy as a kid. Little colored dots on strip. No desirable side-effects.
June 18th, 2006 at 10:44 am
Okay- This is all I remember of last night:
- made and ate dinner
- started drinking
- went to bar continued drinking- I remember shots, and Cherry bombs
- dont remember going home but I remember leaving home and getting into a cab
- I remember dancing
- I remember creepy guy bothering me and can hear my husband saying “get your fucking hands off my wife you piece of shit”
- I remember eating at McDonalds and getting sick
Everything else is a mystery. But I have since today found I sent 4 emails last night and apparently posted a comment on here. Sorry kids. Im going to go sleep some more now.
Happy fathers day to all the dads here
June 18th, 2006 at 11:12 am
Um, thanks for the “Happy Fathers Day”…
Ya frakin’ lush…
June 18th, 2006 at 11:14 am
I kid because I love.
Indeed. Happy F-Day to those Daddy Deadpanites.