Contained in this podcast:
Introbabble
Ravyn Crescent (bumper)
Ex-Wife Files (promo)
Dani in NC (Stolen Rap Lyrics)
Amy Bowen (Dumbass Memories)
Unrelated thought
Guitar legend/virtuoso: Jennifer Batten – interview part 1.
-break-
Stolen Comedy Line
Mark Forman poem
-unbreak-
Guitar legend/virtuoso: Jennifer Batten – interview part 2.
Spherical Tomi Spherical Tomi Spherical Tomi promo and silliness
Chris Fisher’s: The Adult Spaces Child Free Podcast (promo)
Excessive outrobabble/announcements
Original music: Asteroid Speed Highway by Matt Mango.
Thanks to everyone! Follow that Jennifer Batten link and watch her “Flight of the Bumblebee” video. Then – if you own a guitar – take it and smash it into a million little pieces.
Deadpan is the way.
EEEEEEEEwwwwww dats wrong, no way to get ahead.
Virrages in da albees kuntroll, da sheep in da ebos wasup wit dis whirld?
BOOOOOOOO!
Shats tellibre.
Boirshe Idaro. Fo shlame…
And on that note…
Good nite Seattle, Taiwan, Phoenix, Chicago!!!!
Time to lide horme.
What Truman Show is coming to a pause?
Mark but they did get a head. Just not the way you and I or most of the people in this chat would prefer to get or give…
Geez Jack you malking this conversation go down
Just a reminder for you people.
Wander Radio is now up and running.
30 min show with music and stories…done in a radio format.
Come and listen to it grow…hmmm bad choice of words.
http://wanderradio.libsyn.com
Is that better?
;)
Alvie,
I heard that one the other day on the radio. At the time they didn’t know whose head it was, but they knew it came from the guys truck. It was also being speculated that he caused the accident hoping to hide the murder. Sorry, extra heads at the scene of an accident with no body to match up with: sounds pretty Evo to me.
Aw god. I had to see that. Thanks Alvie.
*running for the bathroom again*
New POD JOX cartoon at http://www.sliceofscifi.com.
It’s quite disturbing.
Jack H-shameless podcaster ho-taking on all riders,eh? :)
Ditto: Wine bottle cork might do the trick
You betcha Mark :)
Jeez someone stays up till 2 am playing Oblivion and then sleeps for 12 hours, and everyone gets on his back about it. GAH!
Here you guys happy? I posted. :D
Jason C- who da fug is Jason C? Oh da guy in da hockey mask.
SMAC talking college boy-here’s a mask for you: http://www.dangerdoom.com/
[Ignignokt] Behold y’all, the digital vats of urine
[Err] Drink up bitches! Taste our liquid gold
[Ignignokt] Err, you must respect yourself
[Ignignokt] Forst you wreck yourself
[Err] Hey man, you made a rhyme!
[Ignignokt] Yes it is for I am a rap God, from beyond the moon
[MF Doom]
Everybody talkin ’bout pistols, gats is borin
He came with a new topic to flip you, vats of urine
All pro, check the stats, his style scorin
While you at it, double check that Cristal you’re pourin
Born of the pleads that needs a P in geniuses
Broads don’t see it, since they don’t got these, conveniences
Thank God she’s not a ho
In the studio when you gotta go, you gotta go
Before you flow, make sure you practice or you losin
You don’t wanna miss and let the cactus get to oozin
If any contestant splash, he’s disqualified
Even if one drip should slide down the bottle side
Put a bum in a even better pickle
Reality show, how far would you go, to get a nickel?
… let alone a buck
Listen by the window, you can hear him moanin – yuck!
Remember, tomorrow is garbage day
It’s not the kind of stuff you want to save and harbor away
Once it gets ripened and fermented
It takes on a bouquet that I should say is naturally scented
Tempted by a empty can of Guinness
Or waitin until we get there, say two or three minutes
Yeah, when it’s fresh, it’s sterile
Some say digestible, even edible
If you was stranded out to sea, alone and in trouble
Survive dehyrdation, guzzle your own cup full
Some day, you may even show your son how
to use it to make potassium nitrate for gunpowder
Funded by friends of ours who’s generous
Join us next time when we discuss disgusting enemas
[Err] He’s like a rap God
[Err] He’s like a big log, that you find in your toilet
[Ignignokt] Fo’ real!
[Err] Bow down and suck his knees!
[Ignignokt] And I am about to kick it all up in here
[Err] Stand by for kicking!
[Ignignokt] I am the kicker Err, not you
[Ignignokt] You kick elsewhere
[Err] This sucks man, I’m bored
[Ignignokt] Me too!
JfS-Das what I’m sayin G. Now you talkin the right shit.
Yo PearlJammin JfS,
That was def now check this here out:
Rage Against The Machine
The Battle of Los Angeles (1999)
Mic Check
Wait a minute now
Ha Aha Cmon
Wait a minute now
Check
To tha young r to tha e tha b to tha e tha l
Never give up just live up
Fed upon America
I be spittin it up
Rippin it up
Even amount in each cup
To my brothers burning bare feet on black top
Whose curled neath tha shadows
From the gaze of the cops
Whose huntin for 9 to 5s through factory locks
Is now hunted on this modern day auction block
Mic Check, Ha Aha
I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker
Mic Check, Ha Aha
I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker, what?
Mic Check, Ha Aha
I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker
Mic Check, Ha Aha
I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker, what?
Te te te te te Huh
Back in
Flexin and mashin
With complex text
Fast and in a fashion
That snap back necks
Quicker than a fed cash tha company checks
Huh, I be tha fire only Marley could catch
Yes, I be tha flame in tha cellar beware
Where nameless cold millions gaspin for air
Tha naked and wageless
Scream within cages, huh
They make you pull your shit
Just to get your share, what?
Mic Check, Ha Aha
I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker
Mic Check, Ha Aha
I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker, what?
Mic Check, Ha Aha
I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker
Mic Check, Ha Aha
I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker, what?
Huh go, Huh go, Huh go, Huh go, Huh go, Huh go,
Huh go, Huh go, Huh go, Huh go, Huh go, Huh go, Huh go, Huh go,
(walk e’m) down with the warrior sound, Uh.
With this mic device
I spit nonfiction
Who got tha power
This be my question
Tha mass or tha few
In this torn nation?
Tha priest, tha book or tha congregation?
Politricks who rob and hold down your zone?
Or those who give tha thieves tha key to their homes?
Tha pig whos free to murder one Shucklak
Or survivors who make a move and murder one back?
This mic device
I spit nonfiction
Who got tha power
This be my question
Tha mass of tha few
In this torn nation?
Tha priest, tha book or tha congregation?
Politricks who rob and hold down your zone?
Or those who give tha thieves tha key to their homes?
Tha pig whos free to murder one Shucklak
Or survivors who make a move and murder one back?
Mic Check, Ha Aha
I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker
Mic Check, Ha Aha
I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker, what?
Mic Check, Ha Aha
I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker
Mic Check, Ha Aha
I be the anti-myth rhythm rock shocker, what?
This show looks like it should be really cool.
http://www.scifi.com/eureka/
This Summer on Scifi is going to kick ass.
Oh now see, I should of come here first… I was corn-fused by the Afghanistan is in Latin America joke… ha ha ha. We dont have the Taliban in Argentina we harbor Nazis. Yes Im not proud of it. It was a dark time in Argentine politics.
Hey there is Mr Jason C.
Ditto sweetie drink fluids. Go back to bed, let me tuck you in.
Vhere vas I during za war? uh I vas in Agentina. Ya. zats it. Argentina.
Thanks Andrea. The cramps are the worst part of this thing. Oh well, at least I know I can always be entertained here.
You guys are great. Crazy, but great.
Dont mention the war!
Please tell me someone knows that reference?
uhhhhh………Im drawing a blank.
Basil!
Nows not the time to bring up cooking adivce Jack.
Jack Mangan WINS!!!!!!! Yes it was Basil Fawlty from Fawlty Towers.
Jack email me so we can arrange for me to give you your prize
Ninja please-Hi Jack this conversation
Did someone mention the “Spanish Inquisition?”
Sure, now Jason comes out to play… you dont have any more hippie cracks for me?
Wow looks like fun has been being had here.
Has, been , being, had, here…
Vat do yousk expect? Lime nart an Engurish majior.
MF DOOM is da bomb.
All well, continue on. Ill be back. And Ill leave you with this, pertainingto our earlier economic classes in America conversation.
http://msnbc.msn.com/id/13368639/?GT1=8211
*SLAM!*
*Jason Busts in the door*
NOBODY EXPECTS THE SPANISH INQUISHITIO….FUCK!
Let me go out and come back in.
Jason-You gettin off on Alvie the hippies crack? That’s wrong.
Biggles: Er…. Nobody…um….
Ximinez: Expects…
Biggles: Expects… Nobody expects the…um…the Spanish…um…
Ximinez: Inquisition.
Biggles: I know, I know! Nobody expects the Spanish Inquisition. In fact, those who do expect -
Ximinez: Our chief weapons are…
Biggles: Our chief weapons are…um…er…
Ximinez: Surprise…
Biggles: Surprise and –
Ximinez: Okay, stop. Stop. Stop there – stop there. Stop. Phew! Ah! … our chief weapons are surprise…blah blah blah. Cardinal, read the charges.
Fang: You are hereby charged that you did on diverse dates commit heresy against the Holy Church. ‘My old man said follow the–’
Biggles: That’s enough.
[To Cleveland] Now, how do you plead?
Clevelnd: We’re innocent.
Ximinez: Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha! Ha!
[DIABOLICAL LAUGHTER]
http://oblong.brickfilms.com/awj.mov
Watch that! Its funny.
Ok sickies Mark from Taiwan is leaving now. Don’t forget to take your meds.
Yo Jack I ain’t doing that mop up thing so you best clean up here yourself.
Yes-I heart and liver you all (I think I’m going to become a vegetarian)
Mary, you shall cooperate or you shall get…. THE COMFY CHAIR!!
Im sorry, total vegetarianism is kinda dumb to me. We are omnivores. No offense to any of you who might be one.
Hmmm. I wish I could have a steak right now. :)
D’oh. I meant Mark not Mary.
I leave, Jason comes in. I come in, Jason leaves.
Im leaving.
PEEEK!
HA HA! Shit, noone.
Im leaving. Mmmmm, steak…
PEEEKABOO!
Shit still norun.
Now Im learry reaving.
*SLAM*
*Jason busts in the door again*
NOBODY EXPECTS THE VEGETARIAN INQUISITION!!!!!
Jason that was so funny!!!
Alvie? Alvie come back!!!
Haha. You berry berry bunny. No chicken flied lice for you!
Ditto now is not the time to be making food jokes
Mary says, “Jason-Word!” Mary picks up package, put’s it in place and reverts to MARK. Mark says, good film there Jason.I’m organizing 21 gun salute and aiming all 21 guns at yoiu-Human Shiled boy0Evil snicker). Motto: Jason talking all the bullets so mark doesn’t have to.
Ditto-Steaks on a plane madrefulcrum
Alvie-leave that crack alone, dat shit’s bad for ya.
Ditto: Which end has the greater water pressure now? Black Rain was a cool flick, no flied lie though. No ticki no laundry-ooh. Laundry. Gee I’m feeling a little pooped out.
Mark: Don’t ask.
Black Rain was a cool flick, but I imagine Japan has changed a lot since then. One of these days I really want to visit.
Only 800 to go
can someone please shoot me now??? Ive got kids freaking out all around me. HELP!!!!
Andrea- Duct Tape. Get it. Use it. Problem solved. NEXT!
oooo duct tape. I was thinking a shot of vodka in their juice.
and oranges in a sock.
Remember kids this is all a joke. Beating your children is wrong. ;-)
[100% serious] yes yes everyone. I would never do any of the things mentioned. I love kids. Im just not a mom, and its hard to discipline someone elses kids [/100% serious]
with that said…*Puts another orange in his sock* “Come hear you little brat!”
;-)
Alright time for me to get back into Oblivion. Im an Orc Warrior.
bye, enjoy!
Ah, and here I was thinking a dart gun would be a good solution for the kids. :)
cute ditto- yes that is a good one to add to the list
Mmm, this tastes purple!
“with that said…*Puts another orange in his sock* “Come hear you little brat!â€?”
*opens window. sticks head in*
WOOOOOOO!!!!! Sock talk over here too!!!!!!!! Boom over here!!!!!
*slams window, runs away*
*peeks in*
Hello?
Did yall hear about the asshole that went to college?
He went to P.U.
Anyone? *sigh*
*shuts door*
Hey Alvie I am still here… stupid me babysitting.
poo poo
Im bored
You can’t see me. I’m moderated…
HA!!! YOUVE. BEEN. MODERATED!!!!!!! w00t.
Hi Smarty, hows the chillins?
[manditory props] Jack Mangan is a rock God [/manditory props]
My baby went to bed, no socks needed…
[barf]chillins[/barf]
They do barf from time to time.
Ah. I thought you said *chitlins* not chillins. My bad. Chillins are good. Chitlins are just gross.
[socks] I wish my son dinna need to sleep in the sam bed with us in order to fall asleep [/socks]
*sigh*
They do tend to barf a good deal. Depending on the chillin.
Wasup wit chall talkin chillin chitlins and chit? Ain’t right.
Yo, I missed you guys….. so I’ll go back to my chillaxin’…..
Now awake with the chillun, he was up on the middle of the night (5hrs ago) so hopefully some more sleepy will kick in.
Oooh, and just now withe the barf, narrowly missing the mouse.
w00t!
Chillins are awesome like that!
Chill, yall. Im checkin out choc-o-late chollos on champagne chime – a – chos!
Right. That made sense. Not a stretch at all.
uh….
huh.
Yeah, next time we are in Denver to visit the father-in-law, I’m gonna habsolutely have to track Alvie down up in Boulder for a beer…
Alvie- what the fuck are you talking about dude?
I am happy to say I survived the evening and I didn’t need to spike the kids drinks with vodka. Now I am about to pack them up and go hang out on the beach!
I hope you all are well. I may or may not be on the chat this afternoon.
John- I hope your kid stops barfing.
Me too. Barfing != fun.
I won’t be on chat today. If I’m not in bed, I have to be at a friend’s birthday party at an Italian restaurant. That’s not going to be fun. :(
Well, at this age it still is called spit up, so no worries…
HELP ME its soooo hot here I am melting….. help me…….. thank god for air conditioning.
We got some nice pounding rain to cool us down some.
Now the sun is back and I’m wondering if we’re up for round two later in the afternoon.
“Yeah, next time we are in Denver to visit the father-in-law, I’m gonna habsolutely have to track Alvie down up in Boulder for a beer… ”
Damn well better, sir…
Andrea- What the fuck are YOU talking about?
Oh god, ditto… I weep for your colon.
Alvie, so do I. I wish I could have a beer at this point, but that would probably be bad.
Sorry I confused you Alvie- now I am really drunk so I will not say anything else because I will probably embarrass myself. Not that i really care, who fucking cares if I say something stupid right?
I heart you all, it is still so fucking humid I just want to take my clothes off. Okay that was probably the before mentioned something stupid I would say while drunk
time to go out again, because I am not nearly drunk enough
andrea
Ditto’s weeping starfish? Andrea’s drunken indecisiveness? I guess I’m in the right place. Like a Colorado Rocky Mountain oyster pie.
Ditto, I weep for your semi-colon.
Hey, sorry to bring up the podcast on these boards — but (I forgot to say) thanks everyone for your kind words about the show – and most notably about Asteroid Speed Highway. And thanks even to Jason for saying, “meh”, in a cool way.
We are the Deadpan.
Mmm. Cow balls. Delicious…
Andrea: Tease
Dizzzzam!!!
How bout dem Oil?!?!
“Hey, sorry to bring up the podcast on these boards”-
Oh, quit it…
Sorry to go boarding on these podcasts. More sorry’s over here than Evo in the Nixon White House.
Yeah I was sitting here thinking , and all of a sudden this impression popped into my head. I was “Alvie” thanking God and my lucky stars that i wasn’t “Evo.” I was also glad I wasn’t Jack Mangan, not becuase Jack isn’t cool beacause I realized as “Alvie” that Alvie is cool. So if being Alvie is cool and being Jack is cool, doesn’ that mean being Evo is … You know I think I’m going to quit here while I’m ahead of the game. Sometimes I’m so confused-where’s that bottle and clothes free humid latina?
Finished listening to the show, a few blurps and beeps but a good interview all the same. Now I just got to figuire out what finger tapping is.
Very cool end song. I’m going to see how many people I can fool into thinking it’s early Rage Against the Machine.
Love is knowing what to cut and what to paste.
Love is knowing what to cut and what to paste.
Love is knowing what to cut and what to paste.
Love is knowing what to cut and what to paste.
Love is knowing what to cut and what to paste.
Love is knowing what to cut and what to paste.
Fred’s right!!!!! This kicks ass….
MARK 4MAN EVERYBOY!!!!!!! Dude’s 1337!
Mmmm, I love paste.
Dem’s some tasty horses…
Whinny! Neigh neigh whinny!*
*Them are my relatives ya fuck!!!
Wait, youre right, they are delicious.
Hmmm, Paste eating… gotta be a Dumb Ass Memory there somewhere.
I dunno bot I reme,ber eating “Dots” candy as a kid. Little colored dots on strip. No desirable side-effects.
Okay- This is all I remember of last night:
- made and ate dinner
- started drinking
- went to bar continued drinking- I remember shots, and Cherry bombs
- dont remember going home but I remember leaving home and getting into a cab
- I remember dancing
- I remember creepy guy bothering me and can hear my husband saying “get your fucking hands off my wife you piece of shit”
- I remember eating at McDonalds and getting sick
Everything else is a mystery. But I have since today found I sent 4 emails last night and apparently posted a comment on here. Sorry kids. Im going to go sleep some more now.
Happy fathers day to all the dads here
Um, thanks for the “Happy Fathers Day”…
Ya frakin’ lush…
I kid because I love.
Indeed. Happy F-Day to those Daddy Deadpanites.
Dig-Daddy DeadPanites. Dropped -D for Jack. Happy Podders Day.
for you peeps and video lovers: http://pb.vlogcentral.com/movies/12758.mov
HA! I always knew peeps were evil!
Im not a lush :(
Okay maybe just a little
Peeps are evil. Only microwaves can destroy them.
Drunken peeps flambed on the pampas, Gaucho style.
Hey Jack!
Your about page has a few typos in the part where you tell us about yourself…
Hey Mark, I’m not sure why you are having problems making links the way that I do. You need to have the URL in plain quotes and you need to have the http part infront of the URL to work.
Jurrasic 5 Swing Set test
Still a no go, my friend.
Andrea, Lush is one of my favorite bands. Wht does that have to do with me calling you one? Nothin.
Youre still A#1 fun in my book.
Deadpanite powers, ACTIVATE!!!!!!!
Form of, Dumb ass memeory!!!
Form of, Stolen Hip Hop lyric!!
http://www.nytimes.com/2006/06/18/arts/television/18trek.html?ex=1308283200&en=8a6dd5474d6d099b&ei=5090&partner=rssuserland&emc=rss
Star Trek Fans making new episodes
Lush rocks
Andrea rocks
Put em together =Andrea rocks on Lush
Thought Crime now legal on DeadPan podcast
I love Lush- you can say Im like Lush. Thank you. and thank you Mark you rock too my man.
I miss Star Trek, call me crazy but I do.
I just lent Star Trek Enterprise to my friend who came back from Iraq. He just finished getting hooked into Battlestar and I also made him watch Firefly and Serenity. Im so evil.
Missing Star Trek-crazy? This is illogical. Perhaps you need to talk to ur ship’s Chief Medical Officer: Dr. McCoy? Live long and prosper all DPites!
Meh never a big Star Trek fan. I understand why people are, but not one myself. Star Wars for the win. Begin yet another fanboy battel. ;-)
Jason, I have enough love for both Star Wars and Star Trek– besides they are both totally unrelated. YOu cant compare them by any stretch of the imagination.
I loved Lush. I was totally bummed when the band called it quits after Chris’s suicide, but I can understand why they wouldn’t go on. And as for being a lush, well, it is a fun state of mind!
Mark, as near as I can tell, the problem is with your quotes. Stupid computers just aren’t quite smart enough sometimes.
Set phasers on stun and target Jason C.
You can have you Star Trek, ill go play in my Stargate. Jaffa Cree!!!!
:D
Weeeeeeeeeeee!
*Jason jumps into the wormhole*
w00t! Started a Lush conversation!
gawdDAMN Im such a lady killa!!!!!
[serious] we’ll see who the Lush fans are after that comment[/serious]
Star Trek: TOS and TNG only
Star Wars: Everything xcept for the “expanded universe”; unless its official cannon like Shadows of the Empire or the first Timothy Zahn Trillogy.
w00t geek out!
Jack Mangan truly fucks with the hands of time.
Dude Alvie!! You must not have read the X-wing series of books. They are fucking AWESOME!
And I believe all Star Wars books are canon. I think I remember reading that somewhere. I think Del Ray wont publish your Star Wars book unless it fits into the universe.
Ditto: text Correct? I just put addy where “url” is and text where text is?
I once was hip and knowledgeable about cool pop/alt-tributary music, but I have to confess I’ve never heard one note of Lush. So in a vain attempt to cover up my ignorance of your cool band – I’ll toss out one my own favorites:
Mojave 3. Ever hear their “Ask Me Tomorrow” album? Clean shoehazing brilliance.
My answer to the ultimate question of Star Wars, Star Trek, and Everything:
42.
Mark: It might be easier to email me to sort this out: david dot cattarin at gmail dot com
Alvie: Kiss Chase, so there!
Jack-mr-I-was-once???-cool: Once? ONCE?? Still are, dude. Don’t worry, bout Lush. There were one of those severely underrated bands that didn’t get any air play. It’s no surprise you never heard of them. I never got to listen to much Mojave 3. I’ll have to give that a try.
Get that down Wolf need to ake sure these groups get into an episode…
(Paws scratching into dirt.)
If you like Lush, do you have any feelings for Mercury Rev or My Bloody Valentine? or possibly even Spiritualized. I spent a year and a half in a deep My Bloody Valentine obsession after Loveless came out.
Jack- I do not know that band. i will check them out though.
Knowledge of music bands is not coolness- the deadpan is ultra-cool.
I do have feelings for Mercury Rev and My Bloody Valentine.
Jack, Shoegaze is outstanding but I confess I dunno that band you speak of. I think of Catherine Wheel when I think of that sound. Forman hand a shoegaze band on not too long ago. Mark? Who was dat???
God, how hot was Miki Berenyi? She went downhill when Chris died, but who can blame her? I never got that either. Youre in a rock band thats doing pretty well, you have a hot hot girl who happens to front the band, and you off yourself. Something else in there Im sure.
Jason: Take that statement back right now “And I believe all Star Wars books are canon” now now now….
This shoulda been 4 seperate posts.
Alvie” Prove to me why Star wars books arent canon. Please. I really would liek to know why you say so.
Anything authorized by George Lucas is Canon.
In Star Trek anything authorized by Gene Roddenberry is canon- everything after Gene is speculation.
My Smarty Hottie title keeps going away…
Well Alvie sorry to spoil it for ya but even the Zhan trilogy isnt canon
Another definition of canon, this one coming from Steven J. Sansweet, author of the Star Wars Encyclopedia:
Which brings us to the often-asked question: Just what is Star Wars canon, and what is not? The one sure answer: The Star Wars Trilogy Special Edition — the three films themselves as executive-produced, and in the case of Star Wars written and directed, by George Lucas, are canon. Coming in a close second we have the authorised adaptations of the three films: the novels, radio dramas, and comics. After that, almost everything falls into a category of “quasi-canon.”
read more here http://www.theforce.net/timetales/misc/intro.asp
with that said [half joking] get your head out of your ass and go read the X-wing books. They are awesome. ;-)
If I cant be right then ill bring down those who made me wrong. Muhahahahaha
Oh and I bring up the fact with most fans hating the prequels, I doubt any of you (the ones who hate) would take Georges opinion anymore.
I hated the movies but the story is canon in my book. He wrote it therefore it is so.
So say we all (or at least so say I)
no Im not doubting the prequels are canon (they are) im saying that the hating fans wouldnt give a shit if George deemed the post RotJ books canon.
Of course, Im not one of those. Im one of the few people who found the prequels enjoyable. I still have fun watching them. I asked for the movies to entertain me and they lived up to that expectation. I didnt ask for more. As some fans shouldnt have done.
If you cant tell I like stirring up the pot. muhahah. I should be a super villian. the Stirrer.
Look I liked the prequels. i hated parts, of course, but as a whole the story was good.
the whole cannon issue, and Sansweet can make up whatever the fuck he wants, are simply those stories that, if George wants, can wipe off the map and say that they never existed. I bring up Shadows and Zahn because George has already SAID that he considers them as cannon and wont touch them. Will he someday? Sure. But someday he might decide Vader was never Lukes father. As it stands now, those are cannon and those are the only ones I know for sure.
maybe I will read the books. dunno. really, whether something is cannon or not makes no difference on if Im willing to read it or not.
stick that up you rTexas ass
[serious] I like the conversation. Im just joking[/serious]
I like Jason C Stirrer- has a ring to it.
I agree with Alvie, I will read good books whether they are canon or not. Just like I continued with Star Trek even though I felt it wasnt part of Gene’s vision. I just will read the books knowing its not part of the story.
Dear Stirrer,
I will get you.
Love,
The Mixer
Alvie on the X-wing books: Dude you gotta take my word on this Michael A. Stackpole (yes the one we here on Dragon Page) and Arron Allison make the best, gripping story, characters, and plots you can read in a Star Wars novel. You really get to know the characters, even love them, cry for them when they die. and characters do die.
Plus the best part….No frackin Jedi! X-wings v TIEs/ Star Destroyers / etc. all the time, and ground blaster battles. And NO Jedi!!! wooo.
Dear Mixer,
Curses! You’ve found me new address.
Ill have to kill that postman now.
Hey wanna team up and get that no good bastard The Collagulater
evily yours,
The Stirrer
I dont doubt you, Stirrer.
I love that shit, Im a history major for fucks sake. I love those kind of war stories. You have my word, when life settles down I will check em out.
No Jedi is good. I like that.
Now be a good boy and go eat your squirrel stew.
-The Mixer
awwww. I thought you two were going to start fighting again. I heart you all.
Actually I take that back Corran Horn, has a bit of Jedi in him. But its such a minor minor part of the first 4 books that you dont even remember.
And I love Stackpoles books, I have to say Arron Allisons 3 books about the Wraith Squadron (a team Wedge puts together made up of misfits and outcasts) could easily be turned into the best damn TV show ever.
Andrea: I can start fighting. Its fun.
*pushes The Mixer*
Jason C. make note of the preceding line of thought…
There is your story.
what? A wraith squadron audio serial? That would be badass.
Thatd make a yippie good story
*slap you head, J.C.
You know what would be awesome would be just to adapt the three books into a script. Then I wouldnt have to think up my own stuff. ;-)
Of course if I did that I would want to get the permissions from Stackpole and Allison.
MMM, you wouldnt want that, I think youd NEED it…
Go for it. Do it do it do it.
Not sure, but I think Mindless Self Indulgence is my fav band EVAR. At least they are right now. Thatll change.
“All the people you love
In a river of blood
And dont forget to go
Kill yourself
Muthafucka go kill yourself”
Brilliance.
*puts on Mad Hatter Hat*
SWITCH TOPICS!!!
So what do y’all think about the Blade series coming out soon (june 28th)?
I think it should be a good watch.