Also, next FPR I’ll be discussing who I think would make the perfect female president, and I think when you hear my argument you might be intrigued. ;)
ok its official, I’m sorry i brought up the question..
On that note I would like to say… I would vote for any candidate who admits they own a sleep sac or a vac bed from any party. Cause that would kick ass.
Hugh sez: or the candidate that admits he loves CBT
:)
you know Bill Clinton does
Hugh sez: oh yeah he does, and he has a sleep sac
lol
Hilary is taotlly a pro-domme :)
Leann- I thought I heard that even if you get fixed, you still get PMS and shit. Of course I didn’t hear this from an actual doctor so I am basically talking out of my ass
Yeah for Lasik…actually, I think we have discussed it, but I could be remembering a conversation from somewhere else….
Anyway – my wife had it done about five years ago and it’s changed her life. She was always having to deal with contacts and a 20/200 vision. Now, she’s 20/15 and I don’t have to make midnight runs to Walgreens for saline solution or contact cases when we’re out of town.
OHHH disgruntled scientist…..that may be a good idea….although I did go through 6 month of traction and shit for my fucked up spine, methinks I would need to pick a graduate….
yea?
Dub babydoll, you and I have more in common than you think…..like I said, you need to talk to me.
So today at work I was daydreaming about the first episode of Really Big Things with a mind toward revision and expansion. I was picturing the whole Spoonbridge With Cherry setting and thought to myself how nice it would be to go there and work on the chapter. I was actually far enough inside the setting that I was imagining it in late summer.
I looked out the window and the 2ºF weather reality came crashing in…
There was a little dialogue between two guys I was considering writing up and recording as a mini-skit for either Deadpan or FPR, but now I think it is going into RBT.
Fear not though, I think I have one or two little bits of something I sent to Jack for the cast he is feverishly laboring over at present…
Also, next FPR I’ll be discussing who I think would make the perfect female president, and I think when you hear my argument you might be intrigued. ;)
Don’t you mess with my shiznit zoos
I should clearly be president.
However I would be very much like Dr. Evil with the red button.
Actually, that’s probably not a very good idea.
Earth would end up looking like the Death Star.
I’d get beaten by Secret Service every single day. No — fembots.
I feel eyes glaring into my back.
I think I need to take off my pants.
Beaten off by secret service fembots?
Oh yeah —– good luck trying to kill HER cat.
Or, as Leann points out — those are some badass Shiznitzus. Trixie is like the Shitzu of the Baskervilles.
Yeah, Sir A. Conan Doyler jokes are always funny.
OK, I have a show to procrastinate.
fembots do NOT cuddle afterwards.
Pink eye, ear infection and a cough.
Amoxicillin pink goop orally
Tylenol purple goop orally
2-3 drops in each eye
2-3 drops in right ear
Takes forever.
Weird, I think I’m in moderation
is he in moderation Jack?
I can unmoderate you
I have the magic password…
unless he changed it
Jack you are sitting 20 feet from me, why don’t I just ask you if he is in moderation?
It’s because you are recording the intro to the next show, I don’t wanna bug you.
I will bug you in a minute, once you come out of Audacity hell.
Are you finished with your intro yet Jack?
I hate PMS.
I would like a hysterectomy please.
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You all should pity Jack.
I mean would YOU wanna be in the way of my hormonal driven outbursts?
Hell *I* don’t wanna be in the way of my hormonal driven outbursts.
I am talking to myself aren’t I?
For some reason I find this constant commenting funny.
I was a fembot for Halloween once.
I told Jack to check his website, and he is still waiting for it to load.
I said load.
His computer NEEDS to retire.
There is a lovely Mac mini sitting on my desk RIGHT NOW ready for him.
I am going to convert him to the good side.
This all brought to you by Leann on her Macbook Pro sitting on the back porch.
My Mac Mini would have never taken that long Jack.
When are you gonna let me bring you to my side.
Ya know, once you go Mac….
He is typing like mad in there.
I am skeered.
OK, we are so starting a band:
Hormonal Driven Outbursts
Our fans will call us HDO.
OK….. Really, she’s a supersweet woman. In spite of the HDOs.
(yes, my ancient PC is a piece of shit. I could record and edit Deadpan faster on an abacus.)
taco
boobs
ok its official, I’m sorry i brought up the question..
On that note I would like to say… I would vote for any candidate who admits they own a sleep sac or a vac bed from any party. Cause that would kick ass.
Hugh sez: or the candidate that admits he loves CBT
:)
you know Bill Clinton does
Hugh sez: oh yeah he does, and he has a sleep sac
lol
Hilary is taotlly a pro-domme :)
Leann- I thought I heard that even if you get fixed, you still get PMS and shit. Of course I didn’t hear this from an actual doctor so I am basically talking out of my ass
taotlly?
10,000 BC!!!
http://movies.yahoo.com/feature/10000bc.html?showVideo=1
Hugh is rigid with excitement over this movie!
Hugh sez: rigid with excitement? That wasn’t the movie baby
:)
ooo did you see the nekkid prehistoric man?
Hugh sez: Here we go. Is this going to be like 300? Andrea is the only girl in the entire world who watched 300 and drooled throughout
Oh I bet I wasn’t.. those dudes were teh_hotness!!!
ASH: I think if you keep your ovaries you are still doomed to PMS. But I have no idea. When my mother had her hysterectomy, nothing changed.
But yea…..that’s not saying a lot.
I need to get my Arizona license, but I refuse to do it this week with my hormonally driven acne. JFC, I am 32!!! When is this shit gonna stop?!?!?!
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Hey have we ever discussed Lasik on here?
Lasik.. yay or nay?
I wanna get it. I am so so so blind, but I am ascared to get it.
Leann, I hear you on the mom thing :)
Yes your 32 and your pores are clogged girlie!
Go get you a facial!
Do you exfoliate (spelling?) properly??
Can you spell exfoliate?
ok pan, we are going to go get into our vac bed for the night
Hugh sez: now they are all going to wonder whether we really are or not
:) it keeps up the mystery baby, keeps em guessing about us
Yeah for Lasik…actually, I think we have discussed it, but I could be remembering a conversation from somewhere else….
Anyway – my wife had it done about five years ago and it’s changed her life. She was always having to deal with contacts and a 20/200 vision. Now, she’s 20/15 and I don’t have to make midnight runs to Walgreens for saline solution or contact cases when we’re out of town.
ASH: OMG, how much would I LOVE LOVE LOVE to go to a dayspa!?!?!?!
OMG
OMG
The whole 9 fo rill.
I sooo need it.
The last time I treated myself to anything like that laser hair removal, and I don’t know if I would call THAT good times.
The time before that was chiropractic/massage, and once again, that was for a totally fucked up spine, so not much pampering done there either.
I am CLEARLY due.
If you are looking for a sensibly priced massage check out your local therapy schools. They need people to practice on for everything.
Hey, I got freed up from mods…
Was it because I used the brand name for acetominophen???
Mac podcasts smell better…
OHHH disgruntled scientist…..that may be a good idea….although I did go through 6 month of traction and shit for my fucked up spine, methinks I would need to pick a graduate….
yea?
Dub babydoll, you and I have more in common than you think…..like I said, you need to talk to me.
So today at work I was daydreaming about the first episode of Really Big Things with a mind toward revision and expansion. I was picturing the whole Spoonbridge With Cherry setting and thought to myself how nice it would be to go there and work on the chapter. I was actually far enough inside the setting that I was imagining it in late summer.
I looked out the window and the 2ºF weather reality came crashing in…
Leann I still get acne every now and again, I’m told its from stress.
There was a little dialogue between two guys I was considering writing up and recording as a mini-skit for either Deadpan or FPR, but now I think it is going into RBT.
Fear not though, I think I have one or two little bits of something I sent to Jack for the cast he is feverishly laboring over at present…
Yeah you have a point. 6 months of traction… I feel like an asshole now.
disgruntled scientist: NO worries. It is all in the past…I still loves me a good massage and your idea is seriously not a bad one fo RILL.
:-)
I told Jack he needs to count how many times a day I flash him.
He sez if he does that I will stop doing it.
ha.
what do you guys think?
Dub: My stress is NOTHING like it used to be, methinks this is stupid girly hormonal bullshit…I need to find a “crotch doc” as Jack calls it.
ha.
Nice.
Boys. You just have no idea. That’s ok, we still love you.
I think the flashing should happen right now.
What it’s like to bathe one of my shizzznit zoooossss
She was actually pretty good tonight
http://extravirgo.com/leann/MOV01426.MPG
I think the flashing should happen right now
Comments asplode. Looks like there was a party in here a little while ago.
Jack: LOL! “Hormonal Driven Outbursts” is a GREAT name for a band!
Serious Comment Asplode.
RE Lazik. I am considering it. It would be sweet….
RE: 300: Kerry Sez: I drooled too!!!
RE: Acne: So glad I havent’ had it since Jr. High/ High school, but I don’t have any advice for yous…
RE: Flashing… ahem… share? No? Ok…cool..
KTHXBYE
As for 300, that Australian guy who narrates the movie freaks me out, he talks like Danny Kaye for goodness sake.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Danny_Kaye
For the Deadpan youth….
Timecheck
357
One banana
one packet of buildup – banana flavour
200ml of semi skimmed milk
some whipped cream sprayed from a can
Mix it all up in a blender
uploading to podango. I may not make it. apologies.
But – the show should be there right now. It’s just not here. probably. yeah.
some days I am happy I am not using Podango… I know libsyn fucked Mike hard.