show notes
Deadpan vacation offer — (thanks, Brad P)
Introbabble
Fight the Podcast
Podcast Promo Show promo
Mike Nelson Deadpan bumper
Congratulations
Justa J0e Vegas VM I
Deadpan definitions (thanks, disgruntled scientist)
Deadpan Comment storage (thanks, Trucker)
The return of Highbrow/Lowbrow – In the Men’s Room
::::Cinquain/haiku
::::Urinal Man Templates
Fox’s Deadpan bumper is incredibly cute
Justa J0e Vegas VM II
Justa J0e Vegas VM III
Unrelated thought
You’re still in the running towards becoming America’s Next Top Model
Stolen Paragraphs
::::Paul Maki
::::Leann Mabry
Justa J0e Vegas VM IV
disgruntled scientist VM
Trucker Overdrive in Gauntlet
Rhettro’s Iron Pan bumper
Greasy Sp-
Leann’s Hover Queen rant
-oon Comments
Justa J0e Vegas VM V
Stolen. . . .lyrics? from disgruntled scientist
Wanna lyricsmash
Justa J0e Vegas VM VI
1:01 of conversation with Leann Mabry
Big Outrobabble in Little China (Thanks Kurt, AKA Dirt McGirt)
Outrobabble
Don’t let anyone treat you like an inferior
Greasy Jelly Bean
Jack Mangan live original music: “Empty Bottle”
Justa J0e Vegas VM VII
You’re still in the running
yes
I offer the Smarty Hotties to j0e and he isn’t awake/around to knows it
Hugh sez: wait… you offered BOTH of us
yeah, is that ok?
Hugh sez: *thinking* oh what the hell, yeah I’ll do j0e
lol
awwwww
Hugh sez: j0e is one lucky son of a bitch
word, yo
Well my sweet Deadpan.. we iz contemplating some play by play action
think you can handle it?
Hugh sez: better lube up pan!
:) lol
we are ass fucking the pan?
Hugh sez: thats how the pan likes it
lol
yep, its one of THOSE nights in Smarty hottie-ville tonight pan
Hugh sez: it was all that yoga/tai chi/budokon we did today.. made us all horny
umm.. how does that work?
Hugh sez: oh what teh fuck, breathing makes us horny
:)
Hugh and I started tai chi and budokon today
I was pathetic
Hugh sez: no you weren’t. I was pathetic in yoga
no you weren’t. I might not do the budokon again though. I liked the tai chi a lot
Hugh sez: the tai chi was fucking cool
it wuz
ok how far behind are we?
Hugh sez: how far in your behind am I?
NO Hugh :) lol
How far behind are we in listening to the pan?
Hugh sez: Oh. I like my question better
me too :)
oh shit
*pause*
I have to switch the laundry :)
Hugh has me so well trained
Hugh sez: I do
:)
I’m a goodly trained monkey girl
Hugh sez: you do well monkey girl
oo ooo ooo!!!!
Hugh sez: figure out which pan we need to do monkey girl!
yes sir!
Deadpan 88 Roscoe
1988 was a good year.. or wait was it?
How old was I in 88?
Hugh sez: you wuz 15 mama… you were a hot little 15 yr old. I wuz 19
why thank you! Holy shit baby, we were illegal in 1988
Hugh sez: oh fuck! The only thing that kept me out of jail and on the child molester lists is that your parents didn’t know they could of had me arrested.
Oh man and my mom totally would of had you arrested
Hugh sez: and she would of asked them to cut my dick off
she totally would of :)
We were both working at Art Directions in 1988 :)
Hugh sez: best job Ive ever had
By your next birthday though you were at CBOT already
Hugh sez: I wuz!
ok sorry pan, we digress
please excuse our trip down memory lane.. onto Deadpan 88
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podango kinda sucks at the powering doesn’t it?
Hugh sez; and we mean the bad kinda suck
Jack we are totally going to put this on memorex
Jack “the mangler” Mangan
ass load of intro babble!!! yay!!!!
crap, what are you going to do?
Feb 6, 2008
Hugh sez: Jack sez ass and crap
heh
heh heh
“historial comments”
nice
*kirk*
its ‘taking the bull by the horn’, Jack
Happy Chinese New Year peeps
that wasn’t an assload of intro babble
Load my ass more!!
LOL
Hugh sez: Good night pan, Dre and I gots to go load her ass more
:) I knews what I was saying
seeeeeeeeexy voice
*swoooooooooooooooooooooooon*
I love listening to Computer King
Greasy Jellybean game
medicine cabinets of bunnies
Hugh sez: playboy bunnies?
nope, energizer bunnies
sounds like they were highly medicated in 2005
far point media remix
wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww
gurgle gurgle
Leann Jack sexy word medly
Hugh sez: its me baby. She loves her sausage
I do love sausage
lesbian poetry?
LOL
that was funny :)
2nd shelf!
more Leann/Jack sexy words
Deadpan is the way
Oh melikes that womans accent
she sounds saxy
Hugh sez: ooo mama
Jack/Leann road diaries
Paul Maki on RepoMan
bottom shelf
Oh yeah, thank you to those who responded to my Lasik inquiry :)
climb into my spoon!!!
from I have no idea thread..
mr ditto swoon: phat ditto
rhettro: LOL
Trucker Overdrive: big boobies
dubshack: Hrab thing
vanamonde: pervy poster
Greasy Spoon Nipples Udder Bangles Susanna Hoffs Dickens Comments Cockles Spooges Comment-a-palooza shitzus donkus through Deadpan 88
Smarty Hotties® – 12
The Energizer Bunny – 9
justa j0e – 8
Mr ditto swooon – 7
Rhettro – 6
Dubshack – 6
Leann 2.0 – 4 +1 bonus
Vanamonde – 4
Alvie – 3
Rhettro – 3
Jeremy- 3
Ed From Texas – 3
WNDR wolfie – 2
Thomas – 2
Addie in boulder – 2
Lost Ralph – 2
Jackamo – 1 (even though it doesn’t count according to him)
Amy Bowen – 1
Trucker Overdrive – 1
way more hee-haw
so in other words, McCain is gonna win
damn you Jack
I love some Texans
Hugh sez: some?
Ok I only love 1 Texan… Ed from Texas *swoooooon*
truly babble
Jack is desperate
end to feed problems
its not in his hands
send him content you fucks
is Jack coming back after the music
Darth Vadar!!! *swoooooon*
I totally would fuck Vadar
Hugh sez: I don’t know who you are!!
what you mean?
Hugh sez: oh yeah actually now that I think about it.. tall, deep voice, all in black, slightly sadistic… he is perfect for you Dre
:)
I like the DEadpan is the way song :)
new round I won last week
Dre guess: no
Hugh guess: yes
Jack came back!
Hugh doth wins!
Smarty Hottie® Is Jack coming back after the music game™ through Deadpan 88
Andrea: 0
Hugh: 1
I feel so fucking patriotic right now
Hugh sez: this is more moving then panning through the players during the super bowl star spangled
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Hugh sez: speaking of football…
*eye roll*
Hugh sez: … as I was saying before little miss anti-football rolled her eyes, We signed Rex Grossman to another year. I guess we are giving him 1 more chance
so if he fucks up, he is out?
Hugh sez: seems so.
I guess he is the best we have right now huh?
Hugh sez: well he actually did the best this past year.. which isn’t saying much with ho much we sucked this year :(
awwww.. stupid Bears!
Dear Bears
you better do better next year or I’m gonna kick your ass. My Hughie loves you guys and he hates it when you lose. I can’t stand seeing Hugh unhappy. You have been warned
breast
Dre
Well my dear sweet pan
Hugh sez: We are gonna go
Gotta be up early again for yoga and Tai chi tomorrow
Hugh sez: what are you gonna do instead of Budokon
probably take another yoga class
night pan
night Hughie
night Dre
*mwa*
mmmmmmm
that was GREAT Smarty Hotties !
… and I’m sure the comments were swell too ;)
Wake me in the morning and I’ll read them then.
wake up j0e
its yoga time
:)
namaste pan
The missus has been enjoying Cold Case lately. We both have been struck by the beautiful theme song, so I tracked it down:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/E.S._Posthumus
I hadn’t heard of them, but I’ve certainly heard their music.
Oh, and the theme song is a piece from their song Naras
http://www.esposthumus.com/
Drive-by nipple.
Today, I walked my dog by the canal in my neighborhood and my puppy jumped in and swam around. She looked like she was having so much fun. So, I decided to jump in the canal with her. We both swam and had a great time. I don’t think we will get giardia.
My knowledge of parasites is rather limited, so I had to giardia up:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Giardia
It used to be said that falling into the Tyne could shorten your life by a number of years…but it’s much cleaner these days.
+look
Bloody Amazing that a computer built in during ww2 is as fast as a modern pc at some tasks:
http://www.codesandciphers.org.uk/lorenz/rebuild.htm
That sing was very pretty ditto. I loved the art used on that website
parasites.. ewww
So I just got my schedule for my photo gigs they are offering me for next week, and I am photographing a Barack Obama benefit concert thingy
So see, I am doing my part for the Obama campaign even though I voted for Clinton :)
https://donate.barackobama.com/page/contribute/chicago22808
Nice find on the music there, Ditto. Looks like Unearthed is available for digital download from Amazon. Most excellent.
I’m afraid I’m hooked on the freebie release of Old Man’s War by John Scalzi:
http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=413
even took my PDA to work so I could read it during my break.
Just purchased the album through Amazon – my first digital download through them. Quite a nice system.
You know what’s best – I can buy the damn thing once and put it on my and my wife’s computers with our totally separate libraries and Itunes accounts, just like if I had bought a CD and ripped it to each our our computers.
Couldn’t pull that one with Itunes. Long live Amazon.
I just recently downloaded that one as well, Vanamonde. The hard part for me is finding time/space to actually read. It’s kinda hard to pull that off while I’m driving to work.
Hey and by cool incedense, Unearth is also available from Amazon.
http://tinyurl.com/2b8gzg
I’ve been digging the Amazon MP3 downloads, if only they were a slightly higher bitrate, but for a few songs it works out pretty well.
Van: I love “Old Man’s War”. The second half is the best part.
“Bloody Amazing that a computer built in during ww2 is as fast as a modern pc at some tasks”.
Not really. Comparing a generic computer to a machine specifically designed for a single task isn’t a fair comparison. But, I get what you mean.
Looks like Patman got board in the Philippines.
http://www.travelpod.com/travel-photo/protaras/6/1203887940/tattoo-x1.jpg/tpod.html
LOL
lol
Interesting Pitchfork interview with Robyn. I don’t know anything about her music, but her behind-the-scenes music industry description is very interesting.
http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/feature/48760-interview-robyn
For of you who have played Guitar Hero and are now thinking of learning to play the guitar for real, i.e. ditto. I have stumbled upon the perfect way to learn and it’s not Guitar Rising, although GR looks like it will be cool.
If you own an electric guitar and a computer, you’re half way there.
Buy one of these:
(http://www.voxamps.co.uk/amplug/)
Get a model for the style of music you’re interested in.
Then buy this program:
(http://www.guitar-pro.com/en/index.php)
Guitar Pro is to guitar music as Microsoft Word is to word processing. It’s a program that lets you compose, print and play sheet music for the guitar and other instruments.
Finally go to:
(http://www.ultimate-guitar.com/)
You can download free Guitar Pro formatted music, use the search bar and look for any song you can think of. It’s probably there.
So anyway, I plug in the Vox headphone amp into by electric guitar, I plug a set of headphones (Leann approves) into it and then plug my audio out port into the amp as well. Boot up Guitar Pro, load whatever music I’m practicing and play along with a complete band! Awesome! You can also isolate and slow down any hard sections and have them repeat endlessly. I may finally learn the two soloing sections of Iron Man. Big time fun. :)
Looks like I’m in moderation for a post that reads suspeciously like a payed commercial announcement. LOL But it’s about the guitar and it’s cool, so I’m sure Jack will look favorably upon it. :)
If I were capable of carrying a tune it sounds pretty cool, unfortunately, well I am me, so no joy when it comes to carry a tune :)
I’ve run into Guitar Pro files occasionally when searching for Tabs, never knew what I was looking at. Thanks Rhett – that explains it.
Glad you found the information useful Jack. I bought Guitar Pro mainly for printing music from the internet, and while I knew you could have it play the song for you, it never really accured to me to play along with it. And being able to slow down parts and have them repeat, amazing.
Thomas, I would say start with Guitar Hero to learn basic rhythm. If you live in an apartment, wear headphones though. LOL If you get to were you can beat Guitar Hero on medium, you probably have enough skill to jump to the real thing and learn to cover songs at the very least.
That would entail buying a game system, so I guess I am way behind the curve :)
The last game system I had was a 2600 knockoff…just never been that much of a gamer, I’ll play a game occasionally with friends, but never had the interest in investing my time and money that way…
Just replace the word “console” with rhythm trainer and I think you are good to go. Hey, it’d be cheaper than lessons.
Working through Rock Band Guitar on Hard now. The hand cramps suck. It reminds me back when I really did play guitar. Except I’m not getting finger calluses.
I suspect I am long since a lost cause :)
At least you’re good at brewing. ;)
ditto, are you using the controller that came with RB or are you using one of your GH ones. I use the wireless controller than came with GH3 for Rock Band. Been thinking of setting up the drums next.
The hand cramps aren’t from the controller, though I have used all 3 (original, GH3, & RB). I’m just not used to having to switch cords that fast *and* use all 5 frets. I’m pretty sure I’m squeezing too hard too. I just need to get used to hard. Lots of fun though.
Drums are fun, but I’m stuck on Blitzkrieg Bop on medium.
I have no comment on video games cuz I am not into the game thing, and Im not gonna comment on hand cramps cuz you all know where that joke will go with me.
So just pretend this comment never happened and I’m not here :)
Being able to move your fingers really fast would have obvious benefits. ;)
I’ll keep you informed of my medium drums progress.
Faster fingers lead to better hammer-ons and pull-offs. ;)
Well, I know my wife isn’t complaining. ;)
every girl loves fast, strong fingers
and that wonderful tough skin you get from guitar playing…
*swooooon*
Has anyone seen the BBC show Hex?
http://www.bbcamerica.com/content/120/index.jsp
please comment if you have
I’m out for the evening
everyone have a good afternoon/evening
No, but she looks hot. I’ll have to check it out.
What? I’m not above watching a show for eye candy, so long as it’s entertaining.
Although BBC America are showing HEX, it’s not a show that was doen for the BBC:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Hex_%28TV_series%29
So I finished `Old Man’s War’, really enjoyed it even though the plot in many ways reminded me of `The Forever War’ (especially the message sent by Jane at the end).
I’m tempted to go and buy the sequels now, hopefully John Scalzi didn’t screw up the sequels like Haldeman did with the sequel to The Forever War by using god like aliens or aliens.
If JS does do that, please tell me before I spend a lot of money.
Holy crap, I can’t remember the last straight-up space Sci-Fi book that I read.
Still, I’ve heard lots of good things about “Old Man’s War”.
How long did it take to read?
I admit Van, having read the synopsys over at Amazon, I’m considering getting a copy of OMW. I still have the third book of the Riverworld series I need to finish first though.
Van: I know what you mean about Forever War. From what I’ve been told, you have nothing to worry about the 2nd and 3rd books in the OMW series. I haven’t read them yet, but I plan to.
Started reading OMW on sat night, finished book early hours monday morning.
Not the fastest of readers…
I totally failed to make a big deal the other day. Darcy and I took Fox to his first hockey game. The Wisconsin Badgers (my sister’s workplace) were in town playing the Minnesota Gophers. My parents are in Texas this month, so they gave us the tickets, very nice ones in the 20th row, just offset from center ice. The Gophers did not disappoint, dominating the first two periods and scoring four goals. The Badgers managed two in the third, but really seemed outmatched that night.
Fox was pretty impressed by the game and general hullabaloo. We were pretty much certain he would pitch some manner of fit by the third period, but he made it through the whole game in good spirits, with aid of pizza and popcorn.
Yea! A new hockey fan!!!
BadgersBadgersBadgersBadgersBadgers
mushroom! mushroom!
Gophers vs. Badgers is never pretty.
Interesting article about the decline in popularity of golf. Can’t come soon enough.
http://tinyurl.com/2v7tzg
This line says it all: “Men won’t spend a whole day away from their family anymore.”
Now this is true. There were plenty of good old-fashioned hockey penalties, slashing, hooking, roughing, crosschecking, unsportsmanlike conduct. No majors though, no fighting beyond a little tussle here and there.
And the student section probably doesn’t help with their “Gopher rejects” chant…
er, my “this is true” was to Jack, not Ed. Uh, but yeah that’s true too…
Morning Pan!
In the news today, my husband shaved his beard. He’s going out of town on Thursday and his passport shows him clean shaven, so…
He looks ten years younger without the beard so I’ve been calling him my “boy toy” :)
In other news, the BC government is going to seize vehicles and sell them off to first time offenders of drunken driving. There are many people complaining about this but I think it’s a good idea. I consider it quite similar to radar cameras and red light camera. If you don’t break the law, you won’t have any problem.
Well that’s definately true for me Ed. I love to golf, but between my young kids and home priorities it’s hard to make it out. Teresa likes to golf as well but is home bound for the same reason. I think once my daughter gets to be around 10 we will be golfing more.
No real news today. We have a new paper delivery person and getting my paper has been an adventure lately.
Daughter, you say Rhettro. Ha, ha ha. you THINK you’ll get out more. What will actually happen is you’ll be tailing her with a shotgun…
In other news, I was able to ditch my coat for my morning commute today. Looks like we have finally reached the warm weather threshold here in PHX. May not need it again until the end of November. :)
I think I already mentioned my intention of taking her to the firing range, I’m pretty sure it’s legal for 10 year olds to carry a concealed weapon in AZ. LOL
That’s fine for her, but you’ll still want to tail her to see where she’s REALLY going vs. where she tells you she’s going :)
Quite true. LOL
Morning Deadpan.
I think that modern, GPS tracking hardware may come to your rescue Rhettro!
Hmmm, I wonder what is commercially available.
Ed- Got to wonder, is it “Men won’t” or “Men can’t get away with” spending a whole day away from their family anymore. ;)
…. now back to CCU production .
I haven’t gone over to look at the weekend messages, but I, Judging from what J0e said, it’s more of a matter of “won’t”. My husband encourages me to go out for a day, and I encourage him but we are very happy to be in each other’s company that we don’t.
Well the truth is, I like golf, my wife likes golf, my nine year old son likes golf. And the three of us would love to go out on the course and shoot a round, but my four year girl would run wild. So that means a sitter and that raises the cost of playing. I imagine some time in the future we will all be playing.
I used to go occasionally to the driving range. That’s mindless fun.
I dunno, maybe I’m looking at it the wrong way, but I would feel like an entire day spent on the golf course could have been put to better use. That’s just me.
soooooo cute!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EBM854BTGL0
I have fond memories of my dad and I going golfing on some beautiful Sunday mornings. I really miss him.
I personally can’t understand why people like to watch golf on TV. I also don’t understand why some people hate the sport so much. To each his own, I guess.
Conversation went 2 different ways there, and I have to put in my 2 cents:
Well, I think all relationships need a balance. You need to spend time together taking care of things in the house, you need hobbies you enjoy together and you should have hobbies you enjoy on your own.
Key word there is balance.. not one of those should take over your entire life to where you are always away or starting to feel like a prisoner in your own home.
As with anything in a relationship- compromise and communication is the way to solve such dilemmas.
Now as far as golf goes.. personally not into it at all. Hugh likes to golf, but it really does take too much time. In the city there are are several public 9 hole courses the city maintains (there is no room in the city for an 18 hole course) he will do that when he can. 18 holes is too much to ask nowadays I think.
at first I agreed with ditto’s comment, and then I remembered something and had to come back and comment on.. I don’t really understand watching golf on TV either, but that Tiger Woods sure is nice on the eyes :) I could watch him for a while.
:)
Smarty Hotties out
Happy Tuesday pan
Little known fact: Calgary has the largest number of golf courses, per capita in North America.
I personally could never get into the game.
I kinda agree with the 9-hole game, still plenty of time to do other things during the day.
I want this desk!
As for watching golf on television, I used to hate it. But then I discovered that it was actually a lot of fun if you had someone to root for. For me that person was Greg Norman, the best of the imperfect players. And when Tiger was just starting out, it was a lot of fun to watch. These days, there’s not a lot of drama in golf. I might switch it on to watch a few holes while I fold clothes. LOL
Ok, here is the link to that desk :)
http://www.therpf.com/showthread.php?t=39500
That desk should come with a Jabba-shaped couch.
and here’s a special tracking guide for those wilderness type people
http://slick53.110mb.com/survivaltrackingguide.html
lol. Good one TEB
Who knew that golf could spark such a passionate comment storm on deadpan. I am moved.
TEB arrested or convicted when they sell the vehicles? There is a difference and frankly I have an issue of extreme measure of punishment as doing such. If you are ytaking away someone’s chance of making a living which would be the case here you are making the issue worse most likely.
Golf fun hobby, but I never take it seriously or even consider it exercise. More like a good excuse for cigars and beer. I played regularly a while back, but the last few years I am lucky if I play 2-3 times a year. Ought to get back to that, hmmm maybe this weekend.
I’m in the market for a coffee table.
http://www.ancientsculpturegallery.com/B-TK59020.html
TEB red light cameras and speeding cameras are great unless you aren’t driving the vehicle and your car gets tagged. All it takes is a scared teen to tear up the tickets and you get a bench warrent out in your name. It happened to my brother, so I have a real problem with ticketing the owner of a vehicle and not the driver.
Same thing happened that a friend’s father had the company car, but it was community use during the day. They get a ticket for the car and his schedule showed he was in meetings all that day and couldn’t have been ticketed speeding 20 miles from the buisness, but they were going to give him the ticket.
They were able to figure it out eventually but the company was all ready to through him under the bus.
Golf on TV, like watching paint dry, live it’s okay, but otherwise…..hmmmm nope. ;)
Politics is a lot like Golf.
In golf, you try to put back spin on your ball to get it in the cup but in politics you can’t wash your balls while in public …
Wait, …. er, how does that joke go again Jack?
JOe it’s like golf in that you spend the day swinging uselessly at the same task over and over and at the end of it all you are right where you began? :)
Golf’s a lot like sex, the caddy is always optional, or something…
Well, that certainly puts a new spin on foreplay….
or the pitch and putt courses…
Hmmmm …
Then what’s a “scratch” golfer?
Fore!
“for this hole, I’d recommend the wood.”
Thomas, I guess it’s different with me and my husband because we don’t let anybody else use our cars. Our younger daughter has shown no inclination to take up driving and our older has her own vehicle.
Medical Alert: Golf has been linked to risk of strokes due to iron deficiencies.
I had a friend who promised his wife to never play golf again but he didn’t follow through.
TEB don’t get divorced and let your new Beau’s kids drive the vehicle, it may not work out so good for you. ;)
Do golfers have lucky socks? If so, is there a hole in one?
Or better yet, make sure it’s really nasty so you don’t have to deal with your ex at all (been there, done that).
Do golf carts go putt, putt, putt?
Do frustrated golfers use course language?
When mathematicians play golf do they yell’ “Square root of sixteen!!”
Only the gas carts, the electric ones have more spunk.
I once read a news article about how some had unearthed a pre-historic field resembling a golf course. They proudly noted that they had found the missing links. :)
do Jedi golfers say “may the fores be with you?”
Well, today was lining up to be a good day…got the new Ghostland Observatory, got sleep… not much to do at work…
alas I think I finally caught the icky flu that’s been going around.
Good thing my immune system tends to be sooper dooper.
Going home early though.
When golfers make snide remarks about one another are they being “caddie”
You fight those yuckies, Jeremy ;)
The Jedi golfers speak of prophesy, the one who will bring balance to the fores.
Techie golfers have an advantage, because they always download the latest drivers.
Ok, I’ve got work to do. Maybe when my husband gets home I’ll see if he’s up to a little foreplay involving balls and holes :)
Later
Playing in the rough?
Ooops!
Diebold Accidentally Leaks Results Of 08 Election
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LBrDzZCOQtI
“Empty Bottles” is knocking me out:
http://www.3hive.com/2008/02/reed_kd_1.php
Re:“Empty Bottlesâ€
Holy “Simon and Garfunkle”, Batman!
Looks like has storm has hit deapan, I’ll just sweep the dust under the nearest carpet..
+d