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  1. Vanamonde Says:

    firsties!

  2. Vanamonde Says:

    Morning Pan, and today there is Sunshine..wahoo!

  3. Vanamonde Says:

    I would have written ‘Let there be light’ but that’s far too biblical for a Thursday Morning.

  4. JohnBoze Says:

    Still in the drk over here, Van. But fresh Pan in iTunes, so that is good,.

  5. Ed from Texas Says:

    It’s a beautiful day in the neighborhood….but not in my sinuses.

  6. justa J0e Says:

    I’m too six-y for this post.

  7. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan. Dark and LOTS of snow here.

  8. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Leaving in an hour to take hubby to the airport.

    Bunny will be aaaaalllllllll alone for a few days :(

    Will have to cuddle a teddy bear to stay warm at night.

  9. justa J0e Says:

    party at TEB’s place !!!!!!!!

  10. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Yesterday I was rifling through a bunch a papers. My hubby asked what I was looking for so I told him my boyfriend’s phone number, since he was going to be away.

    I got major tickles for that :)

  11. justa J0e Says:

    Major Tickles is your boyfriend?

  12. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    Much better than Major Hemriod.
    Prepare plan H.

  13. Thomas Says:

    His cousin Private Tickles is the popular one though…

  14. justa J0e Says:

    Depends on your preferences I guess … in some circles, Corporal Punishment is quite popular.

  15. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    Well General Apathy couldn’t care less.

  16. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Well, that’s it. My man has left on a jet plane for California. Given that we’ve had 2″ of snow overnight and it’s still snowing, I wish I could join him.

    J0e, Major Tickles is my nemesis.

    Does anybody remember the cartoon Captain Caveman?

  17. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    I see he’s been here. ;)

  18. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YD36ZhpHPpE

  19. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    Yep. Captain Caveman was pretty funny.

  20. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    These guys aren’t apathetic at all.
    Cutting down a tree with a gatling gun
    http://gizmodo.com/361730/mythbusters-kari-byron-chops-down-trees-with-a-gatling-gun-in-45-seconds

  21. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    They used that gun to kill a fish in a barrel once. It wasn’t a pretty sight

  22. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    I bet not. Easy way to make shredded fish, but not much left that would be worth eating.

  23. jackmangan Says:

    Trust the Gorton’s fisherman.

  24. Ed from Texas Says:

    Got to see that episode a few weeks ago when it ran - that is one sweet piece of firepower.

    It’s interesting that they have to go to Arizona to use it because of it supposedly being illegal in Kalifornia.

  25. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    ummmm…yum?

    http://www.perpetualkid.com/index.asp?PageAction=VIEWPROD&ProdID=2302

  26. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    I’ve enjoyed haggis before.

  27. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    This would be a cool place to shop

    http://344design.typepad.com/344_loves_you/2007/12/introducing-the.html

  28. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    charting the hits

    http://www.flickr.com/groups/songchart/pool/

    can you tell I’m avoiding work?

  29. jackmangan Says:

    Well here’s something to keep you busy for about a minute, TEB:
    http://www.angelfire.com/ak2/intelligencerreport/yankee_dixie_quiz.html

    How the hell did I end up 63% Dixie?

    I blame Leann.

  30. Thomas Says:

    ditto, has anyone really enjoyed haggis?

  31. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    45% (Yankee). Barely into the Yankee category.

  32. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    My parents were immigrants so I grew up with traditional food. So, supposedly “disgusting” food like haggis doesn’t really bother me.

  33. Rhettro Says:

    46% (Yankee). Barely into the Yankee category.

    Born in Michigan, raised in midwest.

    Long live the Union, I guess.

  34. Thomas Says:

    I wouldn’t classify haggis as disgusting, just not something I’d expect to enjoy, a matter of the chef I am sure. I enjoy properly prepared liver which most folks would put in the category digusting.

  35. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    60% (Dixie). Barely into the Dixie category.

    Does this really count when you’re from Canada?

  36. Thomas Says:

    I can’t say I think much of the page’s logic because my choices were all US and occasionally Great Lakes area, but then my finally grade was just barely Dixie.

  37. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I had the same problem, Thomas.

    Lunch Time!

  38. Thomas Says:

    Can I have a nap please, not long 15 minutes ought to be plenty fine.

  39. Ed from Texas Says:

    Hmm, quiz blocked as “sexual material”

    Just what kinda test is this?

    :)

  40. Phoenix Leann Loveths Jack Says:

    89%

    Surprise.

  41. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    lol. Not really. :)

  42. Vanamonde Says:

    44% yankee…must be all that pop I drink.

  43. Rhettro Says:

    ^LOL

  44. Phoenix Leann Loveths Jack Says:

    Ya’ll don’t make fun of me.

  45. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    Wouldn’t dream of it. Then you’d lay down the smackdown on us all and that wouldn’t be pretty.

  46. Rhettro Says:

    Being raised in Kansas, I sound like Bob Dole. So by definition I can’t make fun of anyone.

  47. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    Just so long as you don’t say all y’all. ;)

  48. Rhettro Says:

    I feel a mighty smackdown coming. (Notice I didn’t say “a-coming.”)

    Yipe!

  49. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    45% (Yankee). Barely into the Yankee category.

    Huh, only had one or 2 southern leaning ones.

  50. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    Should Private Parts be whistling Dixie?

  51. Dubshack Says:

    Listening to Tag In The Seam #2. I admit I once tried to wax my beard. It was the most horrifying experience of my life. And according to my wife, one of the most hilarious.

  52. LostRalph Says:

    52% Dixie, barely there y’all.

  53. justa J0e Says:

    ditto - only if Dixie is into that.

  54. Rhettro Says:

    “Whistling,” so that’s what they’re calling it now.

  55. jackmangan Says:

    I got good lemonade, ah, dixie cups
    All flavors and push ups too
    I’m your ice cream man, baby, stop me when I’m passin’ by

  56. Dubshack Says:

    60% Dixie.

    Must be from my Grandmother. She’s from Mississippi. I always assumed I had that 80’s California skater dialect. But I guess when you combine “Dude” with “Y’all”…

  57. Ed from Texas Says:

    Hmm, 70% Dixie for me. I’d best most of that comes from actually using y’all in a grammatically correct fashion.

  58. Amy Bowen Says:

    I got the same result on the Yankee/Dixie quiz as Thomas and TEB (mostly Great Lakes-type answers, but still ended up in the Dixie category). My final score was 53% Dixie.

  59. disgruntled scientist Says:

    62% (Dixie). A definitive Southern score!

  60. Phoenix Leann Loveths Jack Says:

    *high five* disgruntled scientist!!!

    I still win!!

    Wait, that’s probably not such a good thing.

  61. disgruntled scientist Says:

    Yay!!! Well being dixie may not be a bad thing either.

    Right on for winning Leann :-) I think the southern girls have flavor, so says Frankie Beverly. So say we all :-)

  62. LostRalph Says:

    So say we all! :D

  63. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    Woohoo! Flavor!

  64. Phoenix Leann Loveths Jack Says:

    Well ya’ll let me know if ya’ll ever wanna hear the true Southern speak. I have been exposed to that crap, my whole life yet have managed to half-way stay away from, unless I have been drinking or pissed off.

    But can gladly whip it on and say my name like my mama, with THREE syllables.

    yea

    *sigh*

  65. Vanamonde Says:

    Is that a saltly with a bitter aftertaste flavour?

  66. JohnBoze Says:

    44% (Yankee). Barely into the Yankee category.

    I noticed if you accidentally click compute more than once the score gets more and more heavily Dixie, until finally reaching 100%

  67. Ed from Texas Says:

    Texas is a sick place…..at least the part where my head and chest reside.

    meh!

  68. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan!

    Survived my night alone (barely)

  69. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    # 69!!! Woot!

  70. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    In the news today..

    Intolerance is at the root of increased rates of violent crime victimization in the gay community, say advocates in the wake of a Statistics Canada study released yesterday.
    Citing 2004 figures, the report states gays, lesbians and bisexuals faced higher rates of robbery and sexual and physical assault than heterosexuals - with the odds of being victimized by violence more nearly two times greater for gays and lesbians and 4.5 times greater for bisexuals…

    The article goes on but I’ll stop there.

    I can speak to this. About 10 years ago I had an acquaintance who was (still is) gay but was very discreet about it. Despite his discreetness, one night he came home to his apartment (late at night) and was jumped. Spent quite a long time in the hospital. It was at this point he decided, since being quiet about his sexual orientation didn’t work, he would let the world know. From then on, the moment anybody met him, they knew. He wasn’t quite “flaming” but still.

    I just don’t understand the stupidity of some people (I’m talking about those that beat him up, not about my friend)

  71. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    A Pennsylvania man who shot and wounded a police officer more than 41 years ago will stand trial for his murder following the officer’s death last year.
    Prosecutors say the victim, Walter Barclay, died of injuries directly linked to the 1966 shooting.
    William Barnes, 71, who served around 20 years in prison for the shooting and other offenses, was re-arrested last year and charged with murder following Barclay’s death.
    Prosecutors say a urinary tract infection that afflicted Barclay was a direct result of his paralysis. That was caused when Barnes shot him in the spine during an attempted break-in Nov. 27, 1966
    Judge Bradley Moss of the Philadelphia Court of Common Please sided with prosecutors, although he noted he had not found any other case in the US in which a suspect had been charged with murder so long after causing an injury.

    -Calgary Sun

    Ok, let me get this straight. The guy shoots someone, serves time for it. Then FORTY-ONE(!!!!), years later, the person shot dies, so they’re going to charge the shooter.
    Does anybody else see the stupidity of this? (think time and money wasted)

  72. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    that’s it. The rest of the news is just…news.

  73. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Oooh the sun is starting to come up. The sky’s all pink and orange and purdy.

  74. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    wow, somebody has talent

    http://www.tammyboland.com/gallery.htm

  75. Rhettro Says:

    I like em TEB, and I’m sure I wouldn’t dust my house with one.

  76. Trucker Overdrive Says:

    I am in fucking FL… I hate FL… I want to get back to the south. Yes, FL is not the south. It is just hell… No where to park… Fuck this State and there beaches I never get to see.

  77. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Off to spend money.

    Bye!

  78. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My silly hubby, who is currently in San Francisco, left his cell phone at school (work). I had to go pick it up, but it’s still too early to shop so I came back. Will go spend money in an hour.

  79. jackmangan Says:

    Good morning, mush.

  80. Rhettro Says:

    Mush! I say Mush!

  81. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Don’t get mushy on me!

  82. jackmangan Says:

    Hey - this is like the thing you posted yesterday, TEB:

    http://jamphat.com/rap/

  83. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Glad to see charts actually have a real purpose :)

  84. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    alright, really leaving now.

  85. Vanamonde Says:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mushy_peas

    Yum! especially with chips (french fries but thicker) from a chip shop.

  86. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    Dude, In Encounter at Farpoint, there is a dude who shows up twice in a skirt. What’s up with that?

  87. Thomas Says:

    Van, I know someone who was in London with a coworker and the coworker didn’t know what the peas were, so they told the coworker it was wasabi and they spread it all over their fish.

    I just wish I had been there to watch…

  88. Vanamonde Says:

    Wasn’t a futuristic kilt?

    My memories of EAF are unreliable due to the passage of time.

    Croatian blues rocks! I think, of course they could be singing about shopping lists…

    http://www.goluban.com/CMS/0111/Default.aspx?EID=3961

  89. Rhettro Says:

    They talked about that skirt on Slice. Apparently it was seen only on that single episode and was to show the high level of acceptance of different gender roles in the 24th century.

  90. Vanamonde Says:

    Bit like Captain-I’llshaganythingthatbreathes-Jack in Torchwood and the new Doctor Who.

  91. Rhettro Says:

    I’ve heard of Capt. Jack, but haven’t seen any episodes of Torchwood. But after two seasons of the new Who, I’m burnt out. I can’t watch it anymore.

  92. Vanamonde Says:

    Well I enjoy watching the new Dr Who once, but don’t bother watching it again.

    I can think of worse shows (I’m looking at you Flash Gordon).

  93. jackmangan Says:

    So mushy peas gets a Wiki page. Deadpan doesn’t.
    Mushy peas is therefore greater than Deadpan.

  94. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    Paris Hilton gets a Wiki page. Deadpan doesn’t.
    Therefore Deadpan is not as slutty as Paris Hilton.
    :)

  95. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    The third Season of the new Dr. Who is by far the best of the three.

  96. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    I’m not really sure the world wants a new B-52’s album
    http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/page/news/48984-the-b-52s-cindy-wilson-talks-new-record

  97. Rhettro Says:

    But who wouldn’t want a B-52’s hairdo?

  98. Rhettro Says:

    Speaking of hairdo’s, I believe there is a wiki page on bikini waxing. Probably NSFW.

  99. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    I thought about getting a brazillian once…

  100. Rhettro Says:

    Which is kinda absurd, aren’t bikini’s shiny enough?

  101. Rhettro Says:

    Me too, but it’s an expensive plane ticket.

  102. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    Speaking of bad ideas:

    http://www.myconfinedspace.com/watermark.php?src=wp-content/uploads/2008/02/colider.jpg

  103. Rhettro Says:

    Bad? Looks like it will spit out black holes at a rate of one per second, seems like a manageable rate.

  104. Rhettro Says:

    You’re listening to Mack Jangan’s Pead Dan.

  105. Jack Mangan Says:

    Maximilian!

  106. Rhettro Says:

    Godot?

  107. Ed from Texas Says:

    I’ve seen some shows about the construction of that super collider. They talk about building a thing many miles in diameter and they have to align the components down to millimeter tolerances.

    Really Big Things and Really Small Tolerances are not a good mix.

  108. Ed from Texas Says:

    Alright, quiz time. Who else has seen this movie:

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0089945/

    I was surprised that several of my coworkers had never heard of it.

  109. Rhettro Says:

    You’ll have to put me in the never heard of it catagory. Shame though. Mmmmm… Sela Ward.

  110. Vanamonde Says:

    I’m in the same category.

    However the good Pavlov dog that I am, at Jac’sk R=reference to The Black Hole Movie, I started humming the theme tune.

  111. Vanamonde Says:

    To the Black Hole movie and not Rustler’s Rhapsody, which I haven’t seen.

    I realised I mentioned that fact twice, but thought it was important enough to repeat…

  112. Rhettro Says:

    I need to see the Black Hole again.

  113. Vanamonde Says:

    I’m tempted to put the BH soundtrack album on…

  114. Vanamonde Says:

    Hopefully that Red Dwarf reference slipped under the radar.

  115. Rhettro Says:

    http://www.amazon.com/The-Black-Hole/dp/B000S47CGI/ref=sr_1_1?ie=UTF8&s=dmusic&qid=1204324973&sr=8-1

    Amazon is good in a pinch.

  116. Jack Mangan Says:

    I’d rather listen to the Black Hole storybook record, with the beep to prompt me to turn pages.
    Holy crap, we are old.

    Ed, I vaguely remember that movie, but have never seen it. Any good?

  117. justa J0e Says:

    Ed - haven’t seen the thing in over a decade but my recolection is that it is GREAT parady fun. Sort of pre-Princess Bride-ish sort of thingy.

  118. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    Not seen either movie.

  119. Amy Bowen Says:

    I grew up listening to storybook cassette tapes, most of which had chimes to prompt me to turn the page. I had two big, colorful cassette players with functional microphones, which I used to record myself reading a book and narrating a tour of the house. With that in my background, podcasting (or, at least, contributing to podcasts) is a natural fit for me.

  120. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    You guys should check out this post at io9
    Watch Out For Sex-Rays And Perverted Parasites (NSFW)
    http://io9.com/361225/watch-out-for-sex+rays-and-perverted-parasites-nsfw

  121. Rhettro Says:

    I remember story books with 45’s. LOL

  122. Rhettro Says:

    And by 45’s I mean theses:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Gramophone_record

    Not these:
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/.45_Colt

  123. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    Yep. I remember those too. And I had a bunch of 78’s.

  124. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    You will know it is time to turn the page when you here R2D2 beep like this:

    beep - beep - boop

    I had “Planet of the HooJibs”

  125. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    when you HEAR!! (dumbass)

  126. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    Does anyone else remember this?
    http://www.last.fm/music/Hot+Butter/_/Popcorn

  127. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    Holy crap! The cover brings back memories:

    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/Planet_of_the_Hoojibs

  128. Rhettro Says:

    Your children’s book called you dumbass? That’s pretty hard core.

  129. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    Totally remember that ditto, infact it was going through my head as soon as I saw the link.

  130. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    Those were a bit after my time, but looked cool. If I wanted a book, I had to go to the library.

  131. Rhettro Says:

    That does make me nostalgic for record books Jeremy.

  132. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    Ick! There is a really bad techno mix of it:

    http://www.last.fm/music/Hot+Butter/+videos/+1-eAc0CWdfb1c

    *epic cringe!

  133. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    JfS: It’s available on iTunes! Sweet. When I was a kid, I played that over and over again. Maybe that’s why I don’t like listening to songs repeatedly now. lol

  134. Vanamonde Says:

    78’s? I remember when records came on wax cylinders…

    Oh gawd I feel a monty python sketch coming on.

  135. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    I don’t think that remix is all that bad. It certainly isn’t as good as it should be, but… oh wait… what the hell did they do in the middle there… Ugh. Never mind.

  136. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    Van, I remember when we chiseled out our own music on clay discs and then threw them at each other to see if the song stuck!

  137. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    Wow! Buck Rogers on CBS.com!!

  138. Rhettro Says:

    This is the one I remember:
    http://www.amazon.com/Witch-Flying-Saucer-James-Stevenson/dp/B000M1M6D6/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&s=books&qid=1204329286&sr=8-2

  139. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    Be-de be-de

  140. Vanamonde Says:

    But Popcorn I do remember, both from the intervals in BBC education programs in the 70’s and soundtracker mods for the Atari ST in the late 80’s.

  141. Vanamonde Says:

    One from the school discos in the late 70’s:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=t9qAcV4dFbQ

    Even got the 45…sigh.

  142. Vanamonde Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1llNSdf9cl4

    Noooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

  143. Vanamonde Says:

    Wilma Deering, tight body suit, I need a cold shower.

  144. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    The crunch just blew my mind.

  145. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    Space Fly = Radsauce!!!

  146. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    Here’s pretty much the whole song.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9N4ckFN96-k

    Played it for the wife. She got a good laugh out of it.

  147. Vanamonde Says:

    Not forgetting Oxygene:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1llNSdf9cl4

    With the bonus of cardboard cutout penguins!

  148. Vanamonde Says:

    Two of my fav instrumentals, Vangelis music from the Cosmos tv series:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OXrmWqsdmsA&feature=related

  149. Vanamonde Says:

    and

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=rT5zCHn0tsg

  150. Vanamonde Says:

    Nostalgia overload… remember watching Cosmos with my Dad, he bought me the book that accompanied the series, still got the book.

  151. Vanamonde Says:

    Anyway the wind is howling, the temperature is falling, and I’m off to bed.

    Night pan.

  152. Jack Mangan Says:

    Same here, Van. . . fond memories of watching Cosmos with my dad.

    I had this book when I was a kid. It was hard to find for my little ones, but I finally found a used one a few years back on Amazon.
    http://starwars.wikia.com/wiki/The_Wookiee_Storybook

  153. JohnBoze Says:

    Darcy is 57% Dixie, apparently

  154. JohnBoze Says:

    Darcy says the storybook/records she had told her to listen for Tinkerbell’s little bells.

    Darcy could post here without moderation but she likes giving dictation better.

  155. Dubshack Says:

    Apparently Gatorade Tiger Cool Fusion tastes like ass-water.

  156. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    Not that I really wanted to know that.

  157. Dubshack Says:

    Oh wow. I just had a phone conversation with Jack Mangan.

    That was intense. Like meeting Winston Churchil, or Abraham Lincoln. Only on a cell phone.

    You have no idea how close I came to needing a new cellphone again. I really gotta get on this anxiety thing.

  158. Jack Mangan Says:

    Oh wow. I just had a phone conversation with Dubshack.

    That was intense. Like meeting Winston FDR, or Julius Caesar. Only on a cell phone.

    Good talking to you, man.

  159. Dubshack Says:

    Yeah… You can tell I don’t really… talk… to a lot of… people… heh…

  160. Amy Bowen Says:

    LOL. I got that “wow, I’m talking to a celebrity!” feeling, too, when I talked to Jack on Skype right after I first installed Skype.

  161. Vanamonde Says:

    Err…..hello…yeah…good show….bye.

  162. Ed from Texas Says:

    Winston FDR? Is that a new type of cigarrette? I’m just so uncool.

    As for the movie, yes, it is definitely a farcical look at cowboy westerns.

    Man, I had forgotten that was Sela Ward as the daughter. She must be older than I thought. Still looked pretty good back when she was on “House” a few seasons back.

    Perhaps a future -apalooza candidate (Ruster’s Rhapsody, not House).

  163. Ed from Texas Says:

    Which reminds me, did we settle on a movie for the next one? Is Eraserhead official?

  164. Amy Bowen Says:

    Tweet: I’m leaving for my second public, group improv mission in just under 1 hour. I’m excited! :-D I’ll let you all know how it goes.

  165. Ed from Texas Says:

    You know, with the cross talk of 70’s disco and Buck Rodgers, I’m surprised on one thought to share this classic:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=VmxXIS2ot8w

  166. Jack Mangan Says:

    “Winston FDR” — hehehehe. Always double-check your edit when you cut-and-paste.

    We should finalize our next movie, shouldn’t we?

  167. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hi pan

    just playing ketchup here

    30% (Yankee). A definitive Yankee.

    Yankees kick yo dixie asses yo. word.

  168. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh is:

    30% (Yankee). A definitive Yankee.

    Yankee’s in da house!

  169. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    awww Hugh and I are the same amt of Yankee.. awwww
    Im not really sure what that means but I will still awww at it

    We had a slight brush with greatness last night..

    We met Gordon Ramsey!

    if you don’t know of him he is a chef dude. Lemme find yous a website link about he if anyone is interested (yeah right) ;)

  170. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    http://www.gordonramsay.com/

    He is in the Chicagoland area shooting a kitchen Nightmares I think it was

  171. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    ok thats all you get of us

    Smarty Hotties® out

    bye pan

  172. Ed from Texas Says:

    In case anyone cares, with the latest of Adobe’s consumer level editors Photoshop Elements 6 and Premiere Elements 4, you can upload pics straight from the organizer to Flickr and videos straight from the time line to Youtube.

    I’ve done both today and it is way cool.

  173. Vanamonde Says:

    http://www.myspace.com/littlepigeonsforhillblues

    At least this time the sample tracks are full ones.

  174. Trucker Overdrive Says:

    Dub it is okay… Most of the people I now call friends are people in around Podcasting… I talk to them only in slipper nipples and VMs… Who needs life if they got a podcast.

  175. Trucker Overdrive Says:

    I like haggis and Tuna on pizza.

  176. Phoenix Leann Loveths Jack Says:

    uhhhh I guess I have no life now since I have walked away from my podcast eh?

    whoa is me.

  177. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    hola pan de muerte

    como estas?

  178. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    nosotros estamos muy bien pero teniamos demasiado a beber esta noche

  179. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Se hablar solamente español cuando me beben

  180. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh sez: thats ok. I love it when you speak that funny spanish language

    :)

    *swooon*

    or in spanish that would be:

    *el swooon*

  181. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh sez: maybe I should control the typing tonight

    se sería quiza el mejor querido

  182. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh sez: wait, how can you type better in panish when you are drunk? That makes absolutely no sense babe.

    Hablo español para hacerle corneo, papa

  183. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    *the rest of this conversation has been omitted*

  184. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    sorry deadpan. Ive taken control of the computer from Andrea

    she is in no condition to type (as if I am)
    but at least I can type in engerlish

    sort of

  185. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    dre sez: do you think anyone else is awake?

    I dont think so babe

    dre zez: I wish the smarty hotties of Colorado were awake

    well I am not about to call them to find out

    dre sez: call em! wake them up! they must entertain me

    uh, I don’t think they would much appreciate that babe

    dre sez: boo!

  186. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    so we are obviously a little drun
    so we will attempt to deadpan play by play a bit

  187. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    drunk + k = drunk

  188. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    a slight smarty hottie pause until we begin our play by play

    lease enjoy this video while we are gone

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SXbpz2gzJHM

  189. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    this one i even better.. with Martina Topely Bird

    Andrea is swooning as I type this

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WKHefXmfDag

  190. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Pan de muerte unshow numero ocho

  191. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    kirk

    hey hey hey hey hey hey hey hey

    mostly pointless

    good for grease

  192. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    comments = nose hair

    amy bowen - the feed works

    energizer bunny - some link

    ed from texas- on healthcare

    smarty hotties® - (with diner noises) - dre be swooning me. I love it when she swoons me.

  193. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    disgruntled scientist- weasel on computer

    bonus - jeremy from seattle - with beard

  194. Vanamonde Says:

    So any chance of a translation for all that spanish?

  195. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Greasy Spoon Nipples Udder Bangles Susanna Hoffs Dickens Comments Cockles Spooges Comment-a-palooza shitzus donkus nose hairs through Unshow numero 8

    Smarty Hotties® - 13
    The Energizer Bunny - 10
    justa j0e - 8
    Mr ditto swooon - 7
    Rhettro - 6
    Dubshack - 6
    Leann 2.0 - 4 +1 bonus
    Vanamonde - 4
    Ed From Texas - 4
    Jeremy- 4
    Alvie - 3
    Rhettro - 3
    WNDR wolfie - 2
    Thomas - 2
    Addie in boulder - 2
    Lost Ralph - 2
    Amy Bowen - 2
    Jackamo - 1 (even though it doesn’t count according to him)
    Trucker Overdrive - 1
    disgruntled scientist - 1

  196. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    vanamonde, sure…

  197. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    hola pan de muerte
    hi Deadpan

    como estas?
    how are you?

    nosotros estamos muy bien pero teniamos demasiado a beber esta noche
    We are doing really well, but we’ve had a bit too much to drink tonight

    Se hablar solamente español cuando me beben
    I only speak spanish when I drink

    *el swooon*
    The swoon

    se sería quiza el mejor querido
    I think that would be best darling

    Hablo español para hacerle corneo, papa
    I speak spanish to make you horny daddy

    hey you asked for the translation. Don’t blame me. I only translate for drunk girl

  198. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Dear Jack

    please molest us

    best.
    dre and hugh

  199. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    spherical Jack Mmmmmmmmmmm

  200. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    chipmunks!

  201. Vanamonde Says:

    Thx TSHs, I’ll sit back and watch your play for play now.

  202. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Jelly beans

    show tally: 319

    predictions: 390, 455, 348, 373

    lowballer wins: Rhettro: 348

  203. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    congrats rhett

  204. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Cool van. Hope things are well on the other side of the pond

    points to ponder

    read his deadpan fiction

    next palooza. Don’t wait 34 eps

    Eraserhead

    YES!!! Smarty hotties say YES!!!!!

    Headpalooza
    Eraserhead-a-palooza

  205. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    unshow is the whey

    poetfox is dun

    I think Ive lost my wife

  206. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    sorry Vanamonde

    the Smarty hottie show is over for the night

    Dre is going to pass out soon here. Too many vanilla vodka’s and ginger ale

    dre sez: they taste just like cream soda. They are evil!

    Yes babe, they ARE evil

    we will try to catch up tomorrow cause we will be taking another sabbatical soon
    goodnight pan de muerte
    goodnight vanamonde

  207. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Vanamonde Dre wants to know when Dr Who season 4 is starting up. If you know this info.

    thanks man
    good night.. or uh I guess have a good day today while we sleep over here

  208. Vanamonde Says:

    I’ve seen conflicting reports that the start date for the new series of Dr Who starts on March 22nd or March 29th.

    March 22nd is the Easter weekend so I’m betting on that start date.

  209. Psionandy Says:

    Which is about when it’s due to start in the UK….

  210. Trucker Overdrive Says:

    Leann you haven’t walked away if your still making nipples on this web site :) Your nipples are aways welcome.

    to paraphrase black hole…

    “not to sound superior but I hate the company of truckers.”

  211. Vanamonde Says:

    I was talking about the UK PA, should be available via BT soon after it airs in the UK.

  212. Psionandy Says:

    Ooops…[insert homer simpson smiley here]

    I do remember hearing the officially The USA is going to only be a few weeks behind us this time round…

    oh the joys of international data transfer…..

  213. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Thanks Van!

    During season 3, I would see them available that evening here. Like I would just check at the end of the day they aired, and there would always be 1 available. God bless the brits for sharing! I love you guys! :)

  214. Vanamonde Says:

    Saw this on the unquiet desperation podcast site, on Neil Gaiman’s blog is a link to American Gods that can be read online:

    http://www.neilgaiman.com/

    Available for a month, bit of a pain to read it online, especially on a small LCD screen..

  215. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Deadpan 89 Hover Queen

  216. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    oooo cool

    I love Neil Gaiman

  217. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    aka Sistah Soulja

    annoying neighbor, big announcement.

    Jack “got a hold” of her

    Hugh sez: I bet he did.

    Dear Jack

    that was the shortest introbabble evar. I am disappointed. We demand more introbabble

    breast
    hugh and dre

  218. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    I don’t want to be America’s Top Model

    LOL.. the contents of Los Vegas!!

    j0e, that is the coolest contents of evar!!

  219. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    best bathroom cinquains evAR

  220. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    cats are not stupid, take that back. My kitties are offended

    Dear Jack

    We are not stupid. See look we can type on these stupid machines you humans slave yourselves on. Now who is stupid?

    breast
    Smoke and Felix

  221. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    wow. I didn’t know the cats could type.

    Hugh sez: I’ve seen it happen before

  222. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh sez: Jack your urinal man templates were hi-larious

    more j0e :)

    unrelated thought

    when would you use a therapist.. LOL!

    Hugh sez: good fucking question

    humping in the dry goods area?

    Hugh sez: that sounds hot

    :)

  223. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh sez: Boobs ARE better. I need to see more boobs. Dre show me your boobs

    Great you said boobs, now Hugh will be fixated.

    Climb into my spoon! That spoon mashup ruled

    *snap, snap, snap*

    The hover queen does piss me off

  224. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    [tangent]

    Speaking of boobs. clothes manufacturers never think of boobs. I just went to put clothes on cuz we have a friend stopping by and I put on this new really cute shirt I got at Target and it was obviously made for a girl who HAS NO BOOBS. what the fuck? I look obscene in it. I can wear this as lingerie when I want to get Hugh all excited, I can’t wear this in public!

    [/tangent]

  225. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    she just went to change shirts, and can I just say… I think that shirt was hot.
    But she is right, I would prefer if only I had the pleasure of seeing her in it, not the whole world.

    Ok I’m going to go back to thinking about her boobs again while I wait…

  226. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    :)

    anywho, where were we? we are at giggles

    comments = nipples

    Hugh sez: fuck you too, Jack

    Hugh sez: Leann, let the man touch your nipples. Don’t deny us our nipples, you know we need nipples.

    Hugh has full access to mine anytime he wants

    Hugh sez: they are mine

  227. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Vanamonde - VD and condoms

    Ed for Texas - no teeth

    j0e - machine wrapped with butter

    Thomas - coast to coast

    Vanamonde - vs the man

    bonus, its a long one.
    Jack likes the long ones ;) So do I Jack

    Hugh sez: no remember: its not how far down the hallway you go, it’s how wide you open the door

    :)

    j0e bonus - w00t to NY, and Hilary

  228. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Greasy Spoon Nipples Udder Bangles Susanna Hoffs Dickens Comments Cockles Spooges Comment-a-palooza shitzus donkus nose hairs nipples through Deadpan 89

    Smarty Hotties® - 13
    The Energizer Bunny - 10
    justa j0e - 10
    Mr ditto swooon - 7
    Rhettro - 6
    Dubshack - 6
    Vanamonde - 6
    Leann 2.0 - 5
    Ed From Texas - 5
    Jeremy- 4
    Alvie - 3
    Rhettro - 3
    Thomas - 3
    WNDR wolfie - 2
    Addie in boulder - 2
    Lost Ralph - 2
    Amy Bowen - 2
    Jackamo - 1 (even though it doesn’t count according to him)
    Trucker Overdrive - 1
    disgruntled scientist - 1

  229. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    *slow clap*

    why are there children in Vegas.

    Huh sez: I don’t want children in MY Vegas

    most excellent lyric mash

  230. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Friend is walking here from the train, she will be here in 5. Sos we gonna go

    l8r pan de muerte

  231. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan!

    Month end so have to work today - bleh.

  232. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    So far I’ve survived three nights without my hubby. Only one more to go:)

  233. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Well, it’s really happening here!

    Waiting on reports I won’t receive until after lunch, so I think I’m off to play The Witcher.

    Ta

  234. Vanamonde Says:

    The long dark teatime of the soul - Douglas Adams

  235. Jack Mangan Says:

    The Energizer Bunny Witcher.

  236. Ed from Texas Says:

    What have I gotten myself into?

    http://www.bigbackyard.com/bayside.html

    Well, at least I can truthfully say I’m doing it for the children. From the looks of the boxes I just unloaded into the garage, I’m going to be doing it for quite a while.

  237. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Deadpan 89 continues…

    1min 1sec of conversation

    outrobabble

    they will elaborate on it later

    Smarty Hotties® agree, no one, no matter how “famous” has any right to treat you like crap

    anyone that does something you like and you want to tell them about it, approach them like they are a real person, because they are real people, and they prefer to be treated as such. Hero worship gets old and no matter how many times you tell them you are their number 1 fan and you can recite every book/movie/commercial/tv show/album/song/ whatever they have EVER created, so can a lot of other people and at the end of the day who cares? They will never be your friend cause why would you want a friend who does nothing but worships you and agrees to everything you say? A true friend would tell you when you are hurting yourself or others, a true friend would tell you the truth about yourself. They have producers and labels and managers and people they pay to suck their cock for them on a daily basis, they may enjoy it once or twice from you, but then they will just move on to the next willing person.

    Hugh sez: wow babe, nice rant

    thanks :) too bad no one will read it

    Hugh sez: I read it

    thats all the matters Hughie :)

    Hugh sez: thats right babe. Now worship me, tell me how great I am and suck my cock

    LOL!! oh Hugh :)

  238. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Bel Biv Devoe.. word, yo

    Jelly beans. Thomas gets a point to being America’s next top model

    Jack live music

  239. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Smarty Hottie® Is Jack coming back after the music game™ standings:
    dre:0
    hugh: 1

    Hughs guess: he is coming back
    Dre’s guess: he will not come back

    now we listen and wait….

  240. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    that be some fine guitar playing Mr Mangan

    Hugh and I were just discussing my above rant and I want to add that it is ok to tell someone you love what they do, there is nothing wrong with telling them, hey that was a really fucking cool book, or that last record rocks dude, or whatever. Its what you say after that. I’ve met some of my music idols over the years, and I can call a few of them among my friends and I will tell them OMG I love your new record but then i can relate to them as a human being. There is nothing wrong with complimenting people.
    On the flip side, it sucks when you genuinely approach someone to tell them Hey your book was awesome and they treat you like a piece of shit.. that sucks and that person should be smacked.

    Hugh sez: I agree

    the final contents of Vegas is j0e’s wallet. Poor j0e.

    j0e, Leann and Jack came back after the music, therefore Hugh wins again

    Hugh sez: w00t!

    Well, i need to go tend to my lord and master now since he won the Smarty Hottie® Is Jack coming back after the music game™
    if you need me I will be in shackles while Hugh has his way with me

    Hugh sez: Great idea babe! But we have 1 more unhow to listen to first

    Oh! Unshow first, then shackles

  241. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Unshow 9

    comments

    Trucker - Leann

    Smarty Hotties® - *cringe*

    Dubshack - Ron Paul

    Smarty Hotties® - play by play

    Vanamonde - Old Man’s War

    Smarty Hotties® - relationship 2 cents of advice

    Mr ditto swooon - LOL

    Energizer Bunny - dealing with ex

  242. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Greasy Spoon Nipples Udder Bangles Susanna Hoffs Dickens Comments Cockles Spooges Comment-a-palooza shitzus donkus nose hairs nipples through Unshow 9

    Smarty Hotties® - 16
    The Energizer Bunny - 11
    justa j0e - 10
    Mr ditto swooon - 8
    Dubshack - 7
    Vanamonde - 7
    Rhettro - 6
    Leann 2.0 - 5
    Ed From Texas - 5
    Jeremy- 4
    Alvie - 3
    Rhettro - 3
    Thomas - 3
    WNDR wolfie - 2
    Addie in boulder - 2
    Lost Ralph - 2
    Amy Bowen - 2
    Trucker Overdrive - 2
    Jackamo - 1 (even though it doesn’t count according to him)
    disgruntled scientist - 1

  243. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    jelly beans
    383
    Vanamonde has a point
    No Jack, Thomas got a point last week not Vanamonde

    Greasy Jelly Thru Episode Unshow 9
    Vananmonde - 1
    Thomas - 1

    thats been an unshow

    Jack will have fun with us next week

    Hugh sez: w00t!

    *mouse click*

  244. disgruntled scientist Says:

    It’s a beautiful day in this neighborhood,
    A beautiful day for a neighbor.
    Would you be mine?
    Could you be mine?…

    It’s a neighborly day in this beauty wood,
    A neighborly day for a beauty.
    Would you be mine?
    Could you be mine?…

    I’ve always wanted to have a neighbor just like you.
    I’ve always wanted to live in a neighborhood with you.

    So, let’s make the most of this beautiful day.
    Since we’re together we might as well say:
    Would you be mine?
    Could you be mine?
    Won’t you be my neighbor?
    Won’t you please,
    Won’t you please?
    Please won’t you be my neighbor?

  245. Amy Bowen Says:

    I’ll be your neighbor! :-)

    Tweet: One homework assignment down. Too many more to go.

  246. Phoenix Leann Loveths Jack Says:

    Super Trooper Jack.

    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH
    HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA
    HAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHA

    HAHAHAHAHAHHA

    I loveth Photoshop.
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/podcast_leann/2306561468/

  247. Phoenix Leann Loveths Jack Says:

    That picture only makes sense if you have seen Super Troopers.

    If you haven’t implore you to watch what is quite possibly the funniest stupid movie evAR.

  248. Phoenix Leann Loveths Jack Says:

    Let’s try again
    that would be
    *I*… implore you.

    Judas.

  249. Jack Mangan Says:

    Yes, you should watch Super Troopers meow.

    Yeah, the nothing-but-stache look doesn’t work so well for me. How funny is Leann’s photoshopped picture?

    Ed: that playset is awesome. Way to go, Superdad.

    TSH: Excellent rants. I agree completely.

  250. Trucker Overdrive Says:

    Dubshack is on hiatus again. I really hope this helps him. I want Dub better.

    I have nowhere else to go now. There’s nothing but me and deadpan.

    no FPR for 4 monthes……. wow…….

    :(

    oh yeah, I do have my oun podcast…… but still….. :(

    I want Dub better.

  251. Amy Bowen Says:

    Bedtime. Good night, Deadpan. Good night, mush.

  252. Evilshadowmuppet Says:

    hello Deadpan

    im new to the deadpan comment boards.

    It always seemed that i was not ready for them lol.

    Now that ive almost caught up i think i might, MIGHT be ready

  253. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My hubby comes home today! My hubby comes home today! Oh, oh, oh!! (I think I’m hyperventilating)

  254. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Today we vote for our new Premier (think governor). Our lives are so, exciting.

  255. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Hmm, Jeff Healey died of cancer. He was only 41.

    - Wait, that’s my age….ug, ekk ack 8O

  256. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Actually I lied, I’ve still got six months to live :)

  257. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A-fhczVB5XI&feature=related

    There are several videos like this, all showing silly people who don’t do well under pressure.

  258. Rhettro Says:

    Interestly enough, people were talking about Jeff Healy a couple of weeks ago over at the guitar website I visit. They mentioned what a great guitarist he was but that his health was failing. This should be an interesting week.

  259. disgruntled scientist Says:

    I know this is totally late but…

    Awesome!! You will be my neighbor, Amy Bowen :-)

    Kickass!

  260. Vanamonde Says:

    Although it’s been out since 2005, just discovered thhis neat platform/puzzler called N at:

    http://www.harveycartel.org/metanet/downloads.html

    Which is free, but I only discovered it because the multiplayer N+ has been released on Xbox live for 800 points.

  261. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    Good poem praising the word ‘Fuck’
    http://www.indiefeedpp.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=312747

  262. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    Hey every1!!
    Hope you had a good weekend. :)

  263. Jack Mangan Says:

    Jeff Healey was an extremely talented blind guitar player. I hadn’t heard about his illness. That’s a shame.

  264. jackmangan Says:

    Happy weekend wishes to you too, ditto.

    And welcome to Deadpanland, Evilshadowmuppet!

  265. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    Yeah, I’m bummed about Jeff. He was great.

    Welcome, Evilshadowmuppet!

  266. Mr ditto swooon Says:

    Evilshadowmuppet: No one can ever be truly prepared for Deadpanland. Just have fun. :)

  267. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    There, I did my duty and placed an X beside the candidate of my choice.

    … Now I can bitch about the government ;)

  268. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    oh, and “hi” evilshadowmuppet. Great name.

  269. jackmangan Says:

    Tweet:

    I’m putting out a call for some content. I have stuff of my own this week, but I’d love more from you guys.

    206-350-TOMI.

    /Tweet.

    Carry on.

  270. Ed from Texas Says:

    Welcome, Evilshadowmuppet!

    I was just saying how we needed a muppet around here to fill out the band.

    Well, OK, not really, but welcome anyway!

  271. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Tweet:

    already given content

    /tweet

  272. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Now to rant…

    While I have voted, Alberta is only expecting about a 30% voter turn out.

    This ticks me off. I’m a firm believer that if you don’t vote, then you don’t have the right to complain about the government or its policies.

    While I admit there are a few exceptions (like my hubby who is out of town and has been since before even the advance polling stations were open and won’t be home until after the polls close), I find it hard to believe 70% of the population has legitimate excuses.

  273. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    OMG Im having a Reznor-gasm!!!!!!!!

    http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/news/49048-new-nine-inch-nails-album-available-now

  274. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    The person at the local Husky said he can’t vote because he has dual citizenship and if he voted in either election he would lose that privilege. I’ll be the first to admit, I don’t know the law in that area but somehow I’m dubious as this is a provincial election not federal.

  275. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Reznor-gasm part 2

    http://ghosts.nin.com/main/more_info

    *rezswooooooonor*

  276. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    sorry I broke up your rant in progress bunny