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ditto!!!!!!!!!!!!!
*swoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnn*
*passes out*
I love ditto’s sweet voice. Its so sexy.
Hugh sez: you just want to hear him talk dirty to you
I do :)
Alvie bumper
Why sure! Climb into my spoon!!!
*evo swooooooooooon*
solo nipples
Oh fuck.. I need to go find the last time we did spoons
Hugh sez: we should find a video for our intermission while we search for it
this video is trentastic
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V0u0AG_floQ
oh and did you see his summer US tour dates.. yeah.. notice that Chicago was omitted from the tour.. yeah.. and notice Chicago fits so snuggly right about Lollapalooza time..
*swooooooooon*
there is no fucking you, there is only me
Greasy Spoon Nipples Udder Bangles Susanna Hoffs Dickens Comments Cockles Spooges Comment-a-palooza shitzus donkus nose hairs nipples Comments through Unshow 9
Smarty Hotties® – 16
The Energizer Bunny – 11
justa j0e – 10
Mr ditto swooon – 8
Dubshack – 7
Vanamonde – 7
Rhettro – 6
Leann 2.0 – 5
Ed From Texas – 5
Jeremy- 4
Alvie – 3
Rhettro – 3
Thomas – 3
WNDR wolfie – 2
Addie in boulder – 2
Lost Ralph – 2
Amy Bowen – 2
Trucker Overdrive – 2
Jackamo – 1 (even though it doesn’t count according to him)
disgruntled scientist – 1
justa j0e- depends
Ed from texas 70% Dixie
Vanamonde – after taste flavour
rhettro – mush
smarty hottie – Deadpan 89 long one
Hugh sez: I’ve got a long one
you do baby
(sorry Jackamo)
Mr ditto swoooooon – fire!
Greasy Spoon Nipples Udder Bangles Susanna Hoffs Dickens Comments Cockles Spooges Comment-a-palooza shitzus donkus nose hairs nipples Comments solo nipples through Ep 89
Smarty Hotties® – 17
The Energizer Bunny – 11
justa j0e – 11
Mr ditto swooon – 9
Vanamonde – 8
Dubshack – 7
Rhettro – 7
Ed From Texas – 6
Leann 2.0 – 5
Jeremy- 4
Alvie – 3
Rhettro – 3
Thomas – 3
WNDR wolfie – 2
Addie in boulder – 2
Lost Ralph – 2
Amy Bowen – 2
Trucker Overdrive – 2
Jackamo – 1 (even though it doesn’t count according to him)
disgruntled scientist – 1
stolen from the 80s
Ed From Texas
*swoooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnn*
Hugh sez: you have no idea what a maneater Dre is
I am no such thing
Hugh sez: Yeah. Whatever babe
:)
that is all
Jessica satan bumper
poo?
heh
he sez genitals
ca ca?
oh reeeeeeeeally?
poo poo?
poo are you?
No one ever wants to come out half assed
poo is me?
oh very true…
did i am interrupt play by play?
you are, but its ok :)
We have not seen you round these parts in a long while Mr Alvie
Hugh sez: Alvie is around my parts?
you perv
is the loverly Mrs Addie swooon there too?
i….have…. no response to that.
er….. well maybe i do ;)
yeah shes round here somewhere…
wait Mrs Addie Swoon sounds like she would be the wife of Mr ditto swooon
let me zip up and shell be with you shortly…
*runs away really fuckin fast*
heh
here!
you better run, fucker.
heh2
gah!
this monkeys gone to heaven
heh3
fuck you wordpress, I’ll show yous comment too quickly
I hope you guys brought condoms, it seems that we might all be catching podtaint by hanging out here
Hugh sez: and podtaint is worse than herpes
yeah!!!! yeah WP!!!! fucknut!! bastardo! pizzo di merde!
it’s ok. i’ve been immunized against podtaint.
podtaint? um….. is that like castchode?
ooo good for you Addie, I think we need that too
castchode.. LOL
Hugh sez; you chode
oh…. oh no you dinna…..
We don’t actually know this episode is called podtaint.. and we were wondering it it was like taint
Hugh sez: taint pussy, taint ass
he loves that line
Hugh sez: I do
did you know the literal definition of a chode is “a penis that is wider than it is long”? oh indeed
oh, and a “Taint” is technically the skin between the balls and asshole. oh its true…
Well you know…
its not how far down the hallway you go, its how wide you open the door
so chode is a good thing
Hugh sez: taint isn’t a bad thing either
no, it taint!
Alvie dun edjumacated us
Hugh sez: we taint very smart
that is so true…..so true.
oh…. true. and, um, how many doors you open down the hallway? er.. wait that nakes no sence.
also, the peanut is niether a pea nor a nut… oh wait, it IS a nut
i meant true about the chode.:)
LOL
wait did Addie just call us dumb?? ;)
doh! she beat us to the punch
Hugh sez: you women are so fast
wait, did Hugh just call us ho’s?
Hugh sez: you ho
mmm, no. HOWEVER im, pretty sure she called ME dumb in a roundabout way :
Hugh is sooooo romantic
Hugh sez: Ho
oh ouch…..*yucks it up*
i did?
ohhhh yeah…..
oh and that wasnt me impersonating gthe Kool Aid man….
Ohhhhh yeh!
but that was…
oh and that wasnt me impersonating the Kool Aid man….
Ohhhhh yeh!
but that was…
Alvie is the Hawaian Punch dude
oh yeah!
woah WTF?
LOL
I put Hawaiian Punch
LOL
I am a mega big dorkus
was that Mach Man yall just did? OHHHH YEAH!
we heard you the first time!
I just got a feeling of deja vu
*looses control of situation*
yeah like i had it in the first place :)
Mach Man? oh i kant tipe
We are all having slightly different conversations with ourselves on the same topic
LOL
Hugh sez: we should just all get on the phone together, it would be easier.. yet probably even more confusing
and we would all talk over ourselves.. I mean c’mon.. we are all a bunch of talkers
Hugh sez: no one can talk quite like you babe
oh I think Addie can keep up with me just fine!
wow, i have trouble doing this, i would not be able to handle a 4way on the phone. now another type of 4-way…that’s a different story. ;)
lol….. oh my yes!
oh lordy……. heh
oh I think we can all handle THAT 4way
Hugh sez: I like the way that girl thinks
er… what just happened?
er… wait i know what happened :)
we just committed to having a 4 person orgy, Alvie
We will be on a flight to Denver in a couple days. We will bring our own toys.
i know. it’s easy to think that way around yous. :)
toys!!!!!!!!!!!! like 3 3/4″ gi joe circa 1984 and 1977 Star Wars Kenner… oh, wait… heh
:)
we bring out your inner pervert
Hugh sez: I have that affect on women.. I’m used to it
*rolls eyes*
how about a flight to Vegas on friday, where i will be celebrating my birthday, which i just found this out moments before coming on here? only it would have to be a three way cause Alvie isn’t going. :(
ooo! Kinky! I’ve never done it with a G.I. Joe!!.. oh wait you didn’t mean what I’m thinking you meant…
Hugh sez: G.I. Joe would probably hurt
probably.. LOL
*innocently sets up “Cantina Scene” with SW figures*
YOU LEAVE POOR JOE OUTTA THIS!!!!!!!
*sucks thumb*
awwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
ooo.. Danni alone in Vegas
Hugh sez: heh
we’ll be there *wink*
Hey guys, Hugh is getting sleepies
methinks we are gonna go
indeed. me am staying here and taking care of the sith younglings while shes gone. ill probably be half eaten by the time she gets back…
oh ok! well gnite to you all! take care
k, have a good sleepies. night, night. :)
Oh Alvie, that is so true. You watch those younglings
goodnight :)
it was good to see yous here again. Deadpan missed you
No.. WE missed you :)
lol long as someone did ;). thank you :)
awwwww, we missed you too.
Actually, Jack has 2 (even though they don’t count)
Morning Deadpan.
and now I am off to write/record/edit today’s CCU.
By Deadpan
Front 242
I also had the episode number wrong
Greasy Spoon Nipples Udder Bangles Susanna Hoffs Dickens Comments Cockles Spooges Comment-a-palooza shitzus donkus nose hairs nipples Comments solo nipples through Ep 90
Smarty Hotties® – 17
The Energizer Bunny – 11
justa j0e – 11
Mr ditto swooon – 9
Vanamonde – 8
Dubshack – 7
Rhettro – 7
Ed From Texas – 6
Leann 2.0 – 5
Jeremy- 4
Alvie – 3
Rhettro – 3
Thomas – 3
WNDR wolfie – 2
Addie in boulder – 2
Lost Ralph – 2
Amy Bowen – 2
Trucker Overdrive – 2
Jackamo – 2 (even though it doesn’t count according to him)
disgruntled scientist – 1
Mehning. Again.
Yawn. Mehday. =P Talk about the weekend that wasn’t. I worked at the office for half the day on Saturday, then spend the rest of Saturday and all day Sunday moving crap from my garage to my shed I recently built. I need two days off now. In other news, my son is 10 years old to day. Yes I know, both my son and daughter have March birthdays. Evidently the 4th isn’t the only day for fireworks in July.
There must be something in the water in Deadpan Land – Today is my son’s 3rd birthday. Happy birthday to your son, Rhettro.
Apparently mine didn’t get the memo that the terrible two’s are supposed to be finished now.
Gratz on the birthdays.
Wow Ed I didn’t know. Congratz to your son as well! In my experience the terrible twos end somewhere around the second half of the fives. LOL
My shih tsu funny enough, but not really, has the massive shits today. Like I have had to keep her diapered. Good times.
Vet at 2.
*sigh*
and moving is fun.
that is all.
(if anyone asks – I wasn’t here)
Well we’re movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.
Fish don’t fry in the kitchen;
Beans don’t burn on the grill.
Took a whole lotta tryin’
Just to get up that hill.
Now we’re up in the big leagues
Gettin’ our turn at bat.
As long as we live, it’s you and me baby
There ain’t nothin wrong with that.
Well we’re movin on up,
To the east side.
To a deluxe apartment in the sky.
Movin on up
To the east side.
We finally got a piece of the pie.
It was a cold and frosty morn… Before leaving his home a young and naive Psionandy hits the update button on his phone. Aha he says, there is a new episode of Deadpan. This will surely brighten up my day.
The eponymous Psionandy had been a little depressed of late, for he had grown tired of the squabbling and bickering from the parents on some of the forums he used to frequent… Then there were the blog-wars… where he’d seen friends and people he liked and respected attacked, slandered and stabbed in the back by others he once liked and respected.
Nevermind, he’d left all that behind now as he found the cosy, friendlyness of the podosphere comforting., And now all he had to do was sit back on the train and enjoy the deadpan ride…..
ahhhhh nuts!
netflix for pron is http://www.bushdvd.com very good
Hugh duz: *click*
Hugh sez: oooooooooo
I’ve been away from Deadpan for awhile, and wow! The shit has hit the fan, hasn’t it?
I’m brand new to twitter — is there anything redeeming there? Or should I step away quickly while I have no attachment to anything or anyone there?
I’ve just started playing with twitter… I think it’s fun.
but like anything else i suppose there’s people who i wouldn’t want to listen to… so if i find any i don’t listen to them.
Hey, you’re out of murgatory, EssBee. .
I say you should have fun and enjoy whatever you want in the new media world. Just don’t let anyone treat you like you’re inferior.
Happy birthday to the Deadpan Jrs.!
How about inferi? ;)
Thanks, Jack. I was only in murgatory for about 10 minutes.
I agree about the fun and enjoyment. I have experiences a few WTF moments in Twitter already, but just blocked those turkeys immediately. Life is going on right now, isn’t it? No need to deal with turkeys.
I’ll take inferi!
SOLD!
Twitter is for letting the world know when you are pooping.
That’s what I think!
Yeah whatever Twitter is to you depends on who you are following. Unfortunately for me there are a handful of podcasters that that use Twitter as a big marketing tool and reading through all the post is sort of like getting called by a telemarketer every so many minutes. It’s an interesting premiss, but for my needs, I’ll stick to email. :)
OK, ,I read through all 27 tweets from over the past year, and I mentioned toilet once and pooping once. The rest was from bars.
Heh:
http://www.telegraph.co.uk/news/main.jhtml?xml=/news/2008/03/28/nhelmet128.xml
A “Jedi Master” is attacked by someone dressed as Vader.
That all makes sense. Thanks!
You don’t know the power of the Dark Side!
So today’s experiment is to see if a high dose of vitamin C will forestall a cold (already got the sore throat).
As to twitter..what is worse the person posting they have just had a shit or the person who keeps on reading posts like that.
I can’t even get away with Facebook, far too overwhelming.
Van: Don’t buy the Vitamin C Myth
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=5184850
Plus, taking too much will give you diarrhea.
I think that the person who keeps reading posts like that is way more pathetic. I joined twitter for fun and friends, but I can totally see the telemarketing analogy Rhettro made. I’ve already gone in and shifted my priorities (i.e., list of who I follow).
Good luck w/ the sore throat.
When I have a cold coming on it’s time to reach for the warm ribena and a spoonful of honey…
…. not sure if its the fluid, vit C, natural antibiotics or just the placebo thing… but it makes me feel better.
Your task for the week.
I am giving all of you an assignment and you have until Saterday night to complete it so there is NO excuses.
You are to go out and purchase some vanilla ice cream and a can of Root beer. If you just can’t do root beer, Coke-a-cola (or even orange or grape soda) is acceptable.
Come home and place the icecream in your freezer and the soda in your fridge.
You will also need to precure a straw. These can be obtained from most fast fod resturaunts.
OK – one night this week after you have had dinner, you are to banish all of the children and all of your problems into some other part of your house for a while. Make sure you have on your “comfy” clothes or better yet … your P.J.s
Scoop some of the Vanilla ice cream into the tallest glass you can find. Open the can of soda and slowly pour it into the glass. Listen to the bubbles. Put the glass close to your face so that the bubbles tickle your nose. They are your friends.
As the foam recedes, continue to add soda until you’ve gotten as much in as you can.
Now, put in your straw and take the glass and the longest t-spoon you can find and go sit in your comfiest chair. This chair may be in front of the TV but only if you are watching mindless entertainment. No news is aloud.
Eat/drink the soda.
Higher marks will be given to those who can make the soda last for an entire episode of their favorite show.
Your assignment is complete.
My spwell chekr is fired
Joe…
What a fantastic idea.. you are a star!
Bonus points if you’re able to combine spam with Justa J0e’s assignment.
Hey, I’ve received a bunch of e-mails over the weekend, but the move has sucked away almost all of my time. If you’ve written me recently, I’ll write you back.
http://bbluesman.com/2008/04/01/some-guy-named-joe-and-cancer/
Isn’t that called a floater?…or ice cream and pop when I was a lad.
A nice addition is adding some tinned pears (you need a big glass) in fruit juice and NOT syrup.
Oh and use Irn Bru rather than root beer or cola.
..and yes take the pears out of the tin…tin is not fit for human consumption.
:)
Creativity is encouraged with this assignment but not if it runs the risk of “complicating” things.
While the ice cream soda will NOT prevent the common cold, if administered in the prescribed manor it can help to stave off the karma cold.
Ah a root beer float:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Root_beer_float#Root_beer_float
There goes the magic.
Hopefully a distance relative of the Karma Chameleon.
Cancer sucks. Joe rules!
As a rule I don’t drink “floaters.” But I have enjoyed the occational “Root Beer Float.” ;)
Well I’m enjoying one now, made with diet pepsi, but soothes a sore throat.
It’s a bit brown, but it does have plenty of bubbles;
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2232/2378693298_19f8db85f8.jpg?v=0
Very nice it was too. Assignment complete, sadly I didn’t have any tins of spam.
Burp!
Thanks Joe. Due to my therapy I’m not allowed to have sugar or stimulants of any kind, so that helps.
By the way, I’m releasing actual *audio* tonight on the FPR feed, so… *lol*
Well there is always egg and chips dub.
Unless starch is banned as well.
Yeah I know starch is a glucose polymer.
Whose a pretty polly?
http://www.x-dezyn.com/temp/halp.jpg
Heheheh!
Dub – you will be excused from your assignment if we can find someone else to cover you. Anyone? Anyone?
hmmm – maybe Jack could make one for his kids to share.
I can’t have sugar, but i’m completely visualizing that root beer float…. gah that would be great right now…
Hey, i gotta question for you guys…
if you saw a [flyer, banner, business card, picture, etc] for a website called
The Charleston Geek and Gamer
(uh, assuming you lived in or near Charleston)
would you be interested in visiting this website?
i’m struggling with the name because a few people have suggested that the term “geek” might turn people off…
I agree that this is a possibiity, maybe even a likelihood, but… it just… the name just kind of .. fell out, i mean, im struggling to think of anything else….
what do you guys think?
(fyi, if this helps, the website is a sort of hub for local businesses and an aggregate of local and regional “geek” news, and a calendar of local events and a place to plan local events and build groups) [
Wow, now *I’m* having Jack’s problem.
Except I can’t seem to access the site at all. Anyone want to jump to farpointrecap.com really quick and tell me if it loads? And if it does, is it just extraordinarily slow?
I threw the audio on Podango thinking at least it would get to the feed, but Itunes is still giving me timeout errors on that as well. So I dunno. I know you can view it here though:
http://www.podango.com/podcast.php?podcastId=1314
Hey Dub, it plays from the podango site ok for me.
I don’t know how you attempt to beat podango into submission but her is what works for me.
First I “add new episode” but I DO NOT attach the audio file to it.
Then, I go to “Manage FIles” and use the “Upload Files”button to upload the show.
Once the file has uploaded I refresh that page again until I see the new show in the list. Over to the left it will say something like “no show associated with this file” You click on that and it will give you a dialogue box that allows you to select an episode to attach the file to. Hopefully your new episode is there.
This method has worked for e on my last 4 or 5 episodes.
BTW – I don’t have the new FPR on iTunes yet.
I’m gonna go ahead and volunteer to drink Dub’s root beer float!
Good Show there EssBee!!!
Good show.
I can’t even access Farpointrecap.com, so it isn’t Podango.
I do most everything from the wordpress side… While the episode is uploading I do the shownotes and hit “Post,” then I edit the entry and add the episode (usually by then it shows up). Then I go to Podango.com and Manage Files, assign the file to the blog entry. Then I edit the episode and set the release date. I might be overdoing it but this does it for me every time.
Except this time because I can’t even access the website. And I’m not talking about logging in, its telling me the site doesn’t exist.
morning pan, it’s bikram yoga time
namaste
299 men died, they sent 1 back to tell the story