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April 10th, 2008 at 1:54 am
Firsties
April 10th, 2008 at 1:56 am
At least the sun is shining
April 10th, 2008 at 2:00 am
New Deadpan!
However the mp3 file is a 0 size file.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:44 am
Not yet!
April 10th, 2008 at 3:25 am
four-play
April 10th, 2008 at 3:51 am
Good morning all. Jack, not sure whats going on but iTunes is refusing to download this one. I’m pulling it down manually.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:03 am
hmmmm, website download isn’t working for me either.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:50 am
The file is 0 kb. Same problem with the rss-dl. Is 0 kb the same as 0 mb?
April 10th, 2008 at 4:56 am
BTW, am I the only one who thinks these problems started when Farpoint Media got into bed with Podango?
April 10th, 2008 at 5:07 am
*justaJ0e shuffles his feet, looking around uncomfortably, then quickly changes the subject*
I have the dreaded “Nasel Click” this morning. Any other podcasters here ever suffer from that? It’s the oddest thing … and infuriating to boot!
April 10th, 2008 at 5:28 am
Holey Cow, Deadpan! What’s with all the snow?!?!
April 10th, 2008 at 5:32 am
On the upside, the Flames won their game (yeah!). I guess I owe my hubby eight pennies, though.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:34 am
Here is a link to some local webcams. Click on any one.
So far the snow is at three about 8cm (approx 3inches) and still falling!
April 10th, 2008 at 5:34 am
Sorry, here’s the link
http://65.104.36.247/default.asp?display=cams&area=calgary&TextOnly=
April 10th, 2008 at 5:35 am
Also, the CBC’s rooftop cam
http://www.cbc.ca/calgary/webcam/cgy_roofcam.jpg
April 10th, 2008 at 5:42 am
Welcome to the last Thursday of your life.
And probably the last Podango upload too.
Thats weird though, Itunes is detecting the episode. And it plays on Podango. Itunes just won’t download it.
I actually don’t think this is a Podango problem. This looks more like the Farpoint Server problem I experienced a week ago… Supposedly there is a setting in Podpress where you set the URL for media files, and mine is always set for Farpointrecap.com even though Podango integration is on and it always detects the episodes when I upload them. Summer said this was supposed to be routed through Podango, but Jarsto said their address was bunk because they changed something (which I see they’ve done again) and that stopped working, which he was under the impression everyone had stopped using the service.
So I dunno… I think this might be more of a temporary problem that we’ve been seeing across the FPM board that has more to do with bandwidth than anything else. But I’m sure I’m wrong.
Damn it Jim I’m a Lindsey Lohan, not a podcaster.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:59 am
Well, I’ve got to brave the snow and do some shopping.
Wish me luck!
April 10th, 2008 at 6:25 am
Dang! I really want to listen to this. Stupid podango.
April 10th, 2008 at 6:30 am
Thank you for the insight Dubshack. I’m able to hear it off Podango directly.
Jack, good insight and good essay. Best of luck with the life stuff.
April 10th, 2008 at 7:06 am
Yeah, I had to go to Podango’s host page to download the file. Even with this being somewhat of a Deadpan Unplugged episode, the intelligence and humor on display here is why I haven’t missed a single Deadpan.
And I’m not blowing rainbows up Jack’s backside to advance my standing in the pod-o-sphere, I wouldn’t know what to do with advanced standing anyway. 
L8r Pan, I have some melons to farm.
April 10th, 2008 at 7:09 am
It’s a mystery.
FWIW - I uploaded a CCU episode yesterday afternoon with no problem and it was downloading back to me through iTunes within minutes.
I would say that when it gets to that part of the process I have been holding my breath a LOT lately.
April 10th, 2008 at 7:10 am
Good episode, Jack!
And, using my love of shoe-gazing music, I thought I’d post a semi-appropriate song. It’s from the fan perspective
—-
Just because they seem to understand the way you feel
It doesn’t mean they’ll feel the same way too
Just because they seem to hold a mirror to your life
It doesn’t follow that they’ll be just like you
Take no heroes,
Its no good
They don’t stand up to you
Just take the bit you think they can use
I remember when I was younger
I thought the answers were locked in people
So I admired the ones whose lives were a source of envy to people like me
But do you really want to meet
The ones who write your dreams
Believe me, it’s a fantasy
You won’t like the reality
If you want heroes keep them safe
They don’t stand up to life
So lock them in your soul and lose the key
(I love you, I don’t want to meet you)
When I see you it makes me feel
There’s someone else out there like me
You touch my soul with what you do
It all makes sense when I hear you
You understand the way I feel
I know exactly what you mean
It’s like I’ve known you all my life
I think of you I feel alright
But in the flesh how would it be
If you could really see
The weaknesses you never knew
Alive and staring back at you
If you want to heroes keep them safe
They don’t stand up to life
So lock them in your soul and lose the key
Lush — Heavenly Nobodies
April 10th, 2008 at 7:16 am
For some reason the mplayer plugin for Firefox reports DP 92 to be 2.24 minutes in duration.
Ｉｔ’ｓ ｎｏｔ ｏｎｌｙ ｔｈｅ ｃａｋｅ ｔｈａｔ ｉｓ ａ ｌｉｅ．
April 10th, 2008 at 7:17 am
ａｎｄ Ｉ ｈａｖｅ ｎｏ ｉｄｅａ ｗｈｅｒｅ ｔｈｉｓ ｗｅｉｒｄ ｆｏｎｔ ｃｏｍｅｓ ｆｒｏｍ．
April 10th, 2008 at 7:22 am
GLaDOS has assumed control
April 10th, 2008 at 7:46 am
I miss my companion cube. *sniff* Why did I incinerate it?
April 10th, 2008 at 7:52 am
Out of love.
Did you really want your companion cube to go through those trials and FIND OUT THE CAKE WAS A LIE?!
*sobs*
April 10th, 2008 at 8:05 am
Well there’s that, but mostly I didn’t want to lug it around while running for my life from toxic gas. LOL
April 10th, 2008 at 8:12 am
That’s heartless!
April 10th, 2008 at 8:17 am
That was fun….
an hour long trip ended up taking over two hours.
Stupid snow.
April 10th, 2008 at 8:33 am
File troubles!! grrraaaaaaarrrrrrrgghhhhhhhmotherfuckinggoddammitgrrrrrwtf.
OK, I’ll look into it.
April 10th, 2008 at 8:37 am
Well - you can download the show from here:
http://podango.com/podcast_episode/1116/69192/Jack_Mangans_Deadpan/Jack_Mangans_Deadpan_92_Podtaint_part_2
Shoulda tinyurl’ed it, huh?
April 10th, 2008 at 8:41 am
Good news, everyone! I fixed it here.
Sorry — it was my bad.
April 10th, 2008 at 8:56 am
Wahoo!
My iTunes has gotten hold of Jacks part_2 and it’s coming.
April 10th, 2008 at 8:56 am
… er, I mean it’s downloading. (what ever you were THINKING I meant,… stop it)
April 10th, 2008 at 8:57 am
Funny, I heard Professor Farnsworth’s voice when I read Jack’s post.
April 10th, 2008 at 8:58 am
“It’s in the trees! It’s coming!”
April 10th, 2008 at 9:13 am
Jack, whether it goes without saying or not… I really, truly apologize for the water pistols comment. I meant it in good fun but I may have gone over the line. Sorry.
April 10th, 2008 at 9:33 am
“It’s in the trees! It’s coming!”
Reminds me of Kate Bush.
April 10th, 2008 at 9:34 am
Water pistols at noon. 10 paces.
April 10th, 2008 at 9:42 am
The person I was hoping would get it, got it.
April 10th, 2008 at 9:49 am
Dubshack, you don’t have to apologize to me about any jokes you’ve made.
Rhett, I thought you were referencing “Lost”.
April 10th, 2008 at 9:57 am
Actually, I was referencing JOe. LOL
But ditto got it. It’s from “Hounds of Love.”
April 10th, 2008 at 9:59 am
Jack,
I’d like to apologize to you for the comments Dub made, since he can’t.
I apologize to Dub for that joke.
What else could I write? I don’t have the right.
April 10th, 2008 at 10:04 am
I’d like to apologize to me for the joke that Rhettro made about the joke Dub made about the apology Jack made.
*gasp*
*thud*
April 10th, 2008 at 10:04 am
You have to fight!
April 10th, 2008 at 10:05 am
For your right!
April 10th, 2008 at 10:05 am
To COM-MENT!
April 10th, 2008 at 10:08 am
I cant explain it.
The things they’re saying to me.
April 10th, 2008 at 10:15 am
This is SO COOL!
A blog for science tattoos!!!
http://carlzimmer.typepad.com/
April 10th, 2008 at 10:18 am
In that case I’d like to apologize for the hundreds of sexualy explicit emails I’ve sent you over the past year, those were completely innapropriate. Tantalizing but innapropriate.
April 10th, 2008 at 10:22 am
mind…… going…….
Whee!!!!!!
Teach me to hit refresh
April 10th, 2008 at 10:29 am
I would also like to apologize to Leann for those dozen or so photos of me sexually molesting various household objects I sent her a few months ago… That was also innapropriate…
April 10th, 2008 at 10:33 am
That was you, Dub?!
Wow.
THANKS!
April 10th, 2008 at 10:33 am
^But totally hilarious!
April 10th, 2008 at 10:48 am
I’d also like to apologize for this video, shot while on the clock at Burger King…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D08d11aSJSE
April 10th, 2008 at 10:54 am
he he HAW HAW gufaw!
April 10th, 2008 at 11:34 am
I have something to say about politics.
I should say this onpod, and I might - but here goes, right here.
Don’t believe a single poll you read this year. The newsmedia have figured out that closes races get people reading/viewing/listening/etc.
If McCain looks to be pulling ahead, they’ll poll 18-24 year olds in Newark, NJ and tout Obama’s comeback. If Obama (or Clinton) pulls ahead, they’ll poll the Old Heh Guy Diner at 5am in Dallas, TX. and the headlines will show McCain’s miracle comeback. Expect the newsmedia to sell us a dead heat going into November.
April 10th, 2008 at 11:42 am
feeling a bit tired…
Imagining very surprised looking melon farmers…maybe they could make it a race
April 10th, 2008 at 11:44 am
9 out of 10 melon farms would vote for Jack Mangan
Error margin +/- 100%
April 10th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Its funny you should bring that up Jack, I was considering going on pod to discuss something parallel but along the same lines.
On the other hand, thank God we’ve got the Polygamists taking up the airwaves for the most part this week. I mean not that its a good situation, but at least on Anderson Cooper they were doing a good job of exposing the sort of cult programming thats involved in these sorts of communities. I was a victim of a similar situation over a decade ago and some of this stuff is pretty hard to hear, but people need to hear it.
April 10th, 2008 at 12:13 pm
BTW Rhett, I got it!
In fact I had that album on cassette (2 media that are now both endangered) and STILL have the VHS collection of her music videos (3rd media going extinct).
April 10th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
Cool JOe! I’m happy to hear that ditto and I aren’t the only ones on the board that love Bush.
April 10th, 2008 at 12:21 pm
I’m going to go delve into my Bush now
April 10th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
I once worked on a commercial for a Gubernatorial campaign.
Before the candidate arrived at the studio, the guys from the firm that had been hired to get him elected were carrying on about what an idiot the guy was … mocking him by doing things like talking into the stapler when the phone rang, stuff like that.
After the candidate had departed the set they continued to carry on about what a half-witt he was.
They got him elected Governor anyway. They were VERY good at what they were hired to do.
Is it any wonder I am as cynical as I am?
April 10th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
Rhett - I am both frightened and enthrawled with Bush.
April 10th, 2008 at 12:29 pm
I hear that a lot from the others I know that have experienced Bush.
April 10th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
meanwhile …
ever need to do something simple and it just turns into a HUGE thing?
I want to scan a picture but my scanner is an old SCSI model.
The SCSI card on my work station is kaput.
So I thought I’d dig out my old “Performa” and use that …only I get no video out of it. So I dug out me even OLDER MAC 2Si.
It worked … at least long enough for me to start trying to figure out how I was going to network to it … then it could no longer see it’s hard drive.
*sigh*
I can boot it off of the “Disk Tools” but I can’t get it t see the hard drive or either of the other two I have just tried.
ALl I wanted was to scan some photos and now my desk is littered with partially dissasembled Macs and monitors and hard drives and various cables … and I’m no closer to getting these photos scanned then when I first decided to do so.
*SIGH*
April 10th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Scanners are fickle creatures. Way back when, I had an old Mustek that worked with my parallel port. It did a good job but conflicted with the ZIP drive and printer that wanted the same port. So I bought an upgraded one that had a USB port that worked well until I upgraded to Windows XP. It was incompatible, so I bought an XP compatible one later. I think the computer industry just doesn’t want people to have the power to scan photos.
April 10th, 2008 at 12:43 pm
Damn their eyes!
ANy idea how to make a computer “see” a hard drive?
April 10th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
I think two guys are about to have sex in our mens room at work.
April 10th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
You might want to postpone your potty break.
April 10th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
You know I once had an affair with a married woman in a ladies room.
Somehow this doesn’t equate.
April 10th, 2008 at 1:09 pm
And to think I just got some of that “Natural Trail Mix,” you know the stuff thats just nuts… had to put it away…
April 10th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
LOL
April 10th, 2008 at 1:36 pm
Do you have a digital camera JJ with a macro function?
If you just want to grab a few photos, it’s a bit fiddly but you can use a DC to take a photo of a photo.
April 10th, 2008 at 1:45 pm
Just got back from a concert by Karine Polwart:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4kYE1JD-OoY
Bought a CD and got it signed by KR, but my unbroken record of not being able to say anything meaningful to someone I’m a fan of continues.
April 10th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Van, that happened when I met Carmen Miranda.
(I’ve never met Carmen Miranda)
Can’t really check out the video at work - but hey, cool about the autographed CD! Is she folky?
April 10th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
One of the advantages of going to smaller venues if that you can usually get a CD signed by the singer.
KP (and not KR..groan) is folky.
April 10th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
The fruit, the fruit….
April 10th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
The fruit is on fire?
April 10th, 2008 at 3:11 pm
Ok… I think it’s time to admit the therapy isn’t working. I mean it is, it’s been helping a lot… But clearly something else is going on. Something really not normal.
I’m going back to my medical doctor on Tuesday. We were going to do that test, but I guess there is too much else going on for me to be able to take that test and get any sort of results. So I’m just going to see him and update whats going on and we can come up with more theories. Which I’m kind of tired of, but what I’m even more tired of is living my life in a box. I want to go back to school damn it and I can’t do it like this.
April 10th, 2008 at 3:36 pm
Rhettro
you slay me
April 10th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Dub, based on your last podcast it sounded like you were making good progress. Speaking only for myself, if there are a multitude of things getting me down (physically or mentally), I find that pretty overwelming to try and tackle them all at once. I’m not sure if that is you situation or not, but if it is, my advice is to try and identify the biggest thing that is holding you back and address it. Then acknowledge any progress you make on that single issue, no matter how small. That’s what I try to do and it keeps me from getting flustrated. I wish you good luck with your doctor visit.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
Thanks JOe,
I find my brain full of disjointed pop-culture references. There’s probably something more useful I could have filled it with. LOL
April 10th, 2008 at 4:08 pm
The government puts chemicals in our toothpaste to cause that.
If we ever managed to get our pop-culture references jointed … wait, I think i did in the 80’s
woaaa!
April 10th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
Seems like I remember getting a pamplete in the mail that was trying to get a law passed that would stoo those mind altering chemicals from being added. Of course the next day I got a letter saying that law would have a negative effect on the familys of those producing those chemicals. I felt bad and sent them 50 bucks. Ever since then I’ve been hording tubes of Crest. Not sure why.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
stoo=stop, boy are my teeth shiny.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
“Bright” in fact. They can now be tracked by geostationary, imaging satelites.
April 10th, 2008 at 4:58 pm
So Dub, therapy’s working, but not covering all of the problems?
Don’t know if these $0.02 apply, but therapy’s purpose isn’t always to make the problems go away. Sometimes it’s just to help you cope with the fact that they’re there.
April 10th, 2008 at 5:09 pm
And btw - this is making the FPM email rounds. Pretty impressive what this guy has done with his hobby. I hope he doesn’t run into modeltaint.
http://stardestroyerproject.com/48incher.aspx
April 10th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Listening to the beginning of Episode #92 now. LOL at the bumper! Looks like I started a bit of a running joke with my Repo Pan bumper - cool!
April 10th, 2008 at 10:40 pm
…….tumbleweeds………..
April 10th, 2008 at 11:46 pm
Home on the Range - traditional cowboy song
Oh,give me a home where the buffalo roam,
Where the deer and the antelope play;
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word,
And the skies are not cloudy all day.
Oh, give me a land where the bright diamond sand
Flows leisurely down the stream;
Where the graceful white swan goes gliding along
Like a maid in a heavenly dream.
Home, home on the range,
Where the deer and the antelope play;
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word,
And the skies are not cloudy all day.
How often at night when the heavens are bright
With the light of the glittering stars,
Have I stood here amazed and asked as I gazed
If their glory exceeds that of ours.
Home, home on the range,
Where the deer and the antelope play;
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word,
And the skies are not cloudy all day.
Oh, I love these wild flowers in this dear land of ours;
The curlew I love to hear scream;
And I love the white rocks and the antelope flocks
That graze on the mountain-tops green.
Home, home on the range,
Where the deer and the antelope play;
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word,
And the skies are not cloudy all day.
The red man was pressed from this part of the West,
He’s likely no more to return
To the banks of Red River where seldom if ever
Their flickering campfires burn.
Home, home on the range,
Where the deer and the antelope play;
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word,
And the skies are not cloudy all day.
Where the air is so pure, the zephyrs so free,
The breezes so balmy and light,
That I would not exchange my home on the range
For all the cities so bright.
Home, home on the range,
Where the deer and the antelope play;
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word,
And the skies are not cloudy all day.
Oh, I would not exchange my home on the range,
Where the deer and the antelope play;
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word
And the skies are not cloudy all day.
Home, home on the range,
Where the deer and the antelope play;
Where seldom is heard a discouraging word,
And the skies are not cloudy all day.
April 11th, 2008 at 12:33 am
Funny old thing the media.
There used to be a factory that converted coal to coke in my local area. For years the local rag ran stories about residents complaining about damage to their health and houses from pollution from the plant.
When the factory was finally closed down, the same rag headline was how terrible the loss of 89 jobs was to the local area.
Ho Hum.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:49 am
As Van has illustrated, the news is always bad….especially when coming from the media.
Man, that’s way too cynical for a Friday morning.
BOOBS!
April 11th, 2008 at 2:50 am
What a load of swill. You call yourself a podcaster?? I knew there was a reason I stopped listening to podcasts other than my own(and of course those only for the music). I didn’t get it but will only say that those really talented podcasters (are there any??) have a right to snipe at a Patser caster like you!
Full disclosure: I like talking smack with Jack, because he knows I got his back! Mark Forman 2.0 is the way…2 bbluesman, yeahhhhhhh!
April 11th, 2008 at 3:21 am
Jack! Can’t believe you wussed out and didn’t name names! How else can I prove my sycophant devotion to you than to actively snub those who have wronged you?
April 11th, 2008 at 3:44 am
Take that, Lou Ferrigno!
You know, I must just be listening to the wrong podcasts, as I’ve not come across what’s sounded like abusive condescension of fans from any of the shows I listen to. I’ll count myself fortunate in that regard.
Though, admittedly, I’ve not gotten deep into any community aspects of anybody else’s podcasts, either. So, perhaps I’ve been listening to douche-casters w/o knowing. And that’s the way I’d like to keep it.
April 11th, 2008 at 5:31 am
Morning Pan.
Our record breaking snowfall of yesterday (22cm.) is starting to melt, very quickly.
April 11th, 2008 at 5:33 am
Now time for brekkie. I think I’ll make a mushroom omelette.
April 11th, 2008 at 5:34 am
“Air Out My Shorts” tends to dish out abusive condescension of their listeners … and their contributers … and their guests and each other … and then they pass out.
It’s quite fun actually.
In that “Wow! I want to turn away but I just can’t!” sort of way.
April 11th, 2008 at 5:36 am
I assumed Jack was speaking of the taintcasters who trashed their listeners “off-pod”.
DAMN. I just made an “ass” out of “me”!
Jack warned us about that.
April 11th, 2008 at 5:38 am
Welcome to the last Friday of… yeah…
April 11th, 2008 at 5:41 am
You know,
In billards you try to put English on the ball to spin it into the pocket. In politics though, you try to spin in your pocket to ball someone who is English.
… again, I may have that a bit off.
April 11th, 2008 at 5:43 am
I am the nutshell.
April 11th, 2008 at 5:44 am
Mushrooms, doing their thing.
According to the paper, yesterday’s snow was pretty much restricted to Calgary.
http://calsun.canoe.ca/News/Alberta/2008/04/11/5255881-sun.html
So I wonder who here pissed off Mother Nature?
April 11th, 2008 at 5:45 am
Is it me, or does anyone else feel Dub is threatening them this week?
“Welcome to the last Friday of your life….”
Bwa ha ha ha
April 11th, 2008 at 6:03 am
Breakfast was nummy, if a bit noisy. Does anybody know if they make gags for cats?
April 11th, 2008 at 6:05 am
Morning, Pan!
Just logged in here at the evil empire. Can’t wait to see what’s in store today. Maybe today’s the day for the frikkin’ laser beams.
April 11th, 2008 at 6:06 am
In the news…
JAKARTA - A bid by a local government in Indonesia’s East Java province to curb prostitution by asking masseuses to wear a padlock on their pants was an insult, a newspaper quoted the minister for women’s empowerment as saying.
the recently implemented policy in the tourist area of Batu was misguided, State Minister for Women’s Empowerment Meuthia Hatta told the Jakarta Post.
“”It is not the right way to prevent promiscuity. It insults women as if they are the ones in teh wrong,” Hatta said.
The paper showed a masseuse with a padlock on the waist band of their trousers and said the local administration’s move was aimed at curbing prostitution.
Calgary Sun
Chasity belts? Really?
April 11th, 2008 at 6:14 am
Holy crap, Mark Forman’s back!
Yo BBman!
April 11th, 2008 at 6:15 am
Ed: I think the point was that the asshattery was happening behind the scenes and was not present in said people’s podcasts.
April 11th, 2008 at 6:15 am
Good luck with with the forces of evil EssBee.
Does anyone else think that TEB’s article was in response to Van’s request for a gag for a cat?
April 11th, 2008 at 6:16 am
JOe: That sounds like “The Beer Report” too. They cheerfully inform you upfront about their abusiveness. And it’s fun too.
April 11th, 2008 at 6:23 am
JOe: cat gag/chastity belt?! Good one.
April 11th, 2008 at 6:32 am
Just heard the episode. And that, combined with the last one was very good.
You’re not the first one I’ve heard mention this type of stuff, Jack. It was brought up in another conversation I had that, as the population in the podcasting community grows, like everything else, so does the bad that goes with a larger population.
It’s one of those very unfortunate facts that seems to go along with life.
April 11th, 2008 at 6:34 am
On a more up note, here are some fake Star Trek Footage. The only thing is, they all start as soon as the page loads
http://io9.com/376979/we-have-a-winner-in-the-fake-star-trek-footage-contest?autoplay=true
April 11th, 2008 at 6:38 am
Ok, someone has way more time and creativity than I do
http://www.hemmy.net/2008/04/03/minas-tirith-matchstick-model/
April 11th, 2008 at 6:42 am
I am Indiana Jim.
World’s Least Disappointing Podcaster.
April 11th, 2008 at 6:43 am
This is pretty good
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=iczqb3sF4Hs
April 11th, 2008 at 6:46 am
Oh, oh, oh, I gotta get my hubby one of these
http://tinyurl.com/5ewn4z
April 11th, 2008 at 6:46 am
Ok, I’ll bite… Least disappointing?
April 11th, 2008 at 6:53 am
Oh my god. And I thought our transit system was bad!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GlNyCHlLt1Y
April 11th, 2008 at 6:58 am
This is horrible:
http://www.slate.com/id/2188745/?from=rss
April 11th, 2008 at 7:04 am
I am Indiana Jim.
Fourth Least Artificial Podcaster.
1. Evo Terra
2. Jack Mangan
3. Adam Curry
4. Indiana Jim
April 11th, 2008 at 7:04 am
Damn, the board’s a buzz this morning.
Mark Forman is here? It’s 2006 all over again!
EssBee: Logged in? Have you found new employment within the Evil Industries?
Cat gag? Can Iz hav a hot dogg?
Indiana Jim: Feeling Minnesota?
April 11th, 2008 at 7:07 am
Indiana Jim is contains only small amounts of artificial preservatives according to 4 out of 5 dentists.
Error Margin: 100%
April 11th, 2008 at 7:07 am
I’m sweetened with Splenda, but I taste just like sugar.
April 11th, 2008 at 7:10 am
Ditto, my opinion of that article… YUCK.
April 11th, 2008 at 7:11 am
“fungating penile lesion”
Enough said!
April 11th, 2008 at 7:12 am
FPL == bad!
April 11th, 2008 at 7:39 am
Can’t think of a situation when it’s good. =P
April 11th, 2008 at 7:42 am
Actually, Ditto. To look on the “up” side. There might be some good in the situation if it brings to light, and helps to fix, those kinds of problems in the system.
April 11th, 2008 at 7:43 am
Sorry, I meant “Actually, Rhettro”
April 11th, 2008 at 7:46 am
It works either way. LOL
April 11th, 2008 at 7:57 am
Well Pan, I’m off. I have butterscotch bars that are not going to make themselves. No matter how much I will it.
April 11th, 2008 at 8:13 am
Well that certainly left me squirming in my chair. Not so sure I like the being the only shout out in a two-series rant on podtaint. And I don’t even have a taint! Nor do I have my own podcast! Why’s everyboy always picking on me? /kidding
Though even without specifics, I can think of a couple of podcasters who fit right in with this. One actually that I wish would crawl back under his rock and the others I just find amusing. If you didn’t have the bad you couldn’t appreciate the good as much.
I miss seeing you Jack.
Lurve, Debbie
April 11th, 2008 at 9:02 am
So if Indiana Jim is the Fourth Least Artificial Podcaster, does that make him a FLAP? And if I’m Second, then I’m a SLAP?
April 11th, 2008 at 9:04 am
Rhettro - not a new job in the evil empire, same job with same evil empire.
Debbie - how’s your backache now?
Ditto - FPL very bad! And EW!
You guys are kinda awesome.
April 11th, 2008 at 9:07 am
Well said Jack. Well said indeed.
April 11th, 2008 at 9:13 am
Debbie — I did also give some shoutouts in Podtaint, part 1! Sorry about the squirming.
JB: I appreciate the thought, but — it’s cool. I’m not going to tell anyone who or what to listen to.
April 11th, 2008 at 9:53 am
The last x of your life did seem a bit ominous to me…till it was explained.
Still I feel the swift passage of time when I look at an empty strip of tablets.
April 11th, 2008 at 9:54 am
Well an empty strip that once contained tablets.
Which makes a little bit more sense.
April 11th, 2008 at 10:06 am
Hey Debbie’s here! Welcome Deb, don’t be a stranger at the Deadpan.
April 11th, 2008 at 10:07 am
I thought 2006, was the last 2006 of my life. Then Mark Foreman showed up and proved me wrong.
April 11th, 2008 at 10:20 am
Hey Rhettro!
I’m not a stranger! More like a wallflower here. Y’all have this whole clique thing going on and I can’t keep up. I’ll just stand over here in the corner and clear my throat every once in a while.
April 11th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Ain’t no clique thang, your throat clearing is wanted here.
April 11th, 2008 at 10:34 am
My therapist is postulating that I might have a parasite. I hope it’s Cloverfield.
April 11th, 2008 at 10:46 am
The DPCB is not a clique. We hunt down and shoot cliques, like Al Queda, only not by proxy of other countries.
Actually I’ve always thought of the Deadpan comments board as the place where former Wingin’ It contributers go to retire.
(and I was really tempted to say “where they go to die” but thats just so untrue its barely even funny)
April 11th, 2008 at 10:50 am
Only mousecliques here!
April 11th, 2008 at 10:55 am
@jackmangan -
Perhaps we should get together and SLAP the FLAP
April 11th, 2008 at 11:03 am
Everybody is welcome here regardless of whether or not they contribute.
We are all deadbeats.
April 11th, 2008 at 11:23 am
I find:
cough
helps in such situations.
April 11th, 2008 at 11:25 am
To Mandriva or not to Mandriva.
That is the pointless question I’m considering tonight.
April 11th, 2008 at 11:50 am
To everyone here:
http://youtube.com/watch?v=VGzxe6l1rY4
April 11th, 2008 at 11:52 am
Dub DAX doesn’t really roll off the tongue.
Van: I Mandriva-ed, wished I would have Fedora-ed.
April 11th, 2008 at 11:59 am
It’s unfortunate that the constitution had to be perverted in such a way to get the case in.
Negligence? most likely. Cruel and unusual punishment? uh uh.
April 11th, 2008 at 12:05 pm
It’s unfortunate the constitution was perverted in the first place to deny someone that required treatment.
April 11th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Well this has tempted me to try Mandriva:
http://eeesite.net/2008/03/mandriva-20081-will-be-eee-friendly.html
April 11th, 2008 at 12:40 pm
I was running an older version, so the new one could be better. But my only real use for Linux at all was running a voice chat server, but Skype pretty much superceded that.
April 11th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
Yea! Now the weekend can start!!!
April 11th, 2008 at 1:41 pm
It can’t start for another 3 hours for me.
Looks like tomorrow is going to be filled with a lot of kid rangling. Got to take my son and his friend out to the go-kart rental place as part of a belated birthday party for my son, and my wife invited one of my daughter’s daycare friends over to play tomorrow as well. Hopefully tomorrow won’t resemble any scenes from “Daddy Daycare.”
April 11th, 2008 at 1:47 pm
Grosse Point Blank is playing on the TV.
Cool movie, cool 80’s soundtrack, and John Cusack at his best.
April 11th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
Which leads me to The Jam:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=whSYTSXm8wo
Turn the volume up.
Trivia - Going Underground inspired the first story for Nemesis the Warlock in 2000AD.
April 11th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
go carts
swank!
April 11th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Grosse Point Blank would make a good Deadpan Apalooza candidate some day.
Still no luck on Erasurehead from Blockbuster yet.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:18 pm
I agree! I vote for Grosse-pan-apalooza.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
“Grosse Point Blank” was pretty funny, a good candidate for an apollooza.
I need to add Eraserhead to my Netflix que.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
Yay! Time to go home!
April 11th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
http://www2.rasterwerks.com/game/phosphor/beta1.asp
FPS in your browser window.
Doesn’t work in linux.
April 11th, 2008 at 2:50 pm
So where’s the fabled “Deadpan Movie-apolooza” suggestion list?
Dammit! I payed my zero dollars! I want my money’s worth!
Oh well, might as well do one myself, it’s Friday. LOL
Completed:
Zardoz
Repoman
Bizzaire movie choices:
Eraserhead
Brazil
Silent Running
Time Bandits
Violent movie choices:
Fight Club
A Boy and his Dog
Wicker Man (original version)
Hollywood Chainsaw Hookers
A Clockwork Orange
Geek choices:
Tron
THX 1138
Feel free to append and remove items from this list. LOL
April 11th, 2008 at 2:56 pm
Actually, all those movies are pretty bizarre.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
bazaar
bizzare
brazer
brassiere
samething.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:23 pm
blazer
April 11th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
I think bizarre is the only thing Repo Man and Zardoz have in common. Well, I guess they’re both “Sci-Fi” in some way. Still, no restrictions around here.
OK, here’s a thought. If Eraserhead turns out to be boring as all get out, then we’ll launch the follow up palooza a.s.a.p. What do you think?
Are we all still cool with Eraserhead? If so, we can make that the official selection for palooza 3. Erasapalooza? Headpalooza? Lynchapalooza? (since it’s a David Lynch film)
April 11th, 2008 at 3:51 pm
Lynchapalooza? Like in the Adams Family? Oh I guess that would be Lurchapalooza.
I’m definatly up for some head.
April 11th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
I realize its an extremely recent movie but I want to throw in Southland Tales for consideration, just because there isn’t another movie out there more fucked up then that.
April 11th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Dubshack: I’ve been wanting to see Southland Tales! I vote for that too!
April 11th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
I’m a big Donnie Darko fan, so Southland Tales is definately in the que.
April 11th, 2008 at 5:03 pm
Disclaimer–
BTW, Jack not a wuss. I was being of the funny guy…
April 11th, 2008 at 5:04 pm
Totally Southland. Actually it happens to be enroute from Netflix for me just now…
April 11th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
I’d be up for that too. Eraserhead still gets my vote — because it’s here (Charlie the Beer Guy’s copy), but I’d also gladly check out Southland Tales.
OK, I’ll put a mainpage post about this - but here’s my idea. Send in VMs 206-350-TOMI with your vote for the movie for the next palooza episode (and pick any movie you want. Except Freddie Got Fingered). Whichever movie gets the most VM votes, will be the movie for our next Deadpanpalooza episode. .
April 11th, 2008 at 7:11 pm
My vote is for Eraserhead.
April 11th, 2008 at 7:49 pm
[tangent]
*swooooooon*
I got my mega deluxe actual cd version of NIN Ghosts today!!!
Holy fuck its beautiful and worth every damn penny I spent on it
[/tangent]
and we now return to the conversation already in progress
April 11th, 2008 at 11:39 pm
Would it not be easier for Jack to post on the webpage (like he did for the NHL predictions) a section where we can enter our votes for movies we would like to get covered by a DP episode (I’m sure somebody mentioned doing this ages go)?
Would mean no faffing around with voicemail and no international phone charges for deadpanites outside the North American continent.
April 12th, 2008 at 4:25 am
Jack, you are competing with Dvorak and Curry with this last podcast. No music, no jingles blah blah. No Agenda with Jack Mangan
April 12th, 2008 at 4:55 am
Well, just as a word of warning - I’ve had Erasurehead at the top of my queue for a good three weeks now. It shows “very very long wait” which suggests it is exceedingly popular….or there’s one copy in the system somewhere in Kansas that is going to have to make it’s way to be via carrier armadillo.
April 12th, 2008 at 4:57 am
Now, this looks interesting. Found via WNDR Wolf’s web empire at Disembodied Voices:
http://disqus.com/
April 12th, 2008 at 5:09 am
Interesting, Ed. And good point about Eraserhead.
April 12th, 2008 at 5:14 am
It’s a long one, but probably one of the most important articles I’ve read in a long time:
http://tinyurl.com/564lsw
April 12th, 2008 at 6:06 am
Well, Eraserhead’s still on my list of movies I should watch all the way through but I’m dragging my feet on. I saw a scene in college in my Horror Film class, and was at the time very into Lynch with Twin Peaks fresh in mind. I never have gotten to it yet.
April 12th, 2008 at 6:26 am
The article is pretty spot-on, Ed.
“After a long hibernation, China, and her 1.3 billion people - twice the population of the U.S. and EU combined - is awaking almost overnight.”
The US stock market has been talking about this for about 2 years. It’s ironic, the US pushed and pushed to spread it’s brand of capitalism throughout the world and the success may be our downfall.
Our high energy crises is caused LESS by our own increased consumption of oil but instead by China’s efforts to give their 1.3 billion people a western economy.
… and they have only just started. 8(
April 12th, 2008 at 6:26 am
high energy crises = high energy prices
April 12th, 2008 at 7:57 am
Hi,
My name is TEB
I’m 5′2″ with brown eyes and brown hair.
My turn ons are: Movies, music and books (mostly sci fi or fantasy), hockey and gaming.
My turn offs are: cigarettes (apologies to any smokers out there - it’s just not my thing) and people who don’t clean up after themselves.
And I’m looking to have a little fun
April 12th, 2008 at 7:59 am
Oh, another turn off… People who aren’t punctual. That just drives me nuts.
April 12th, 2008 at 9:47 am
“Our high energy crises is caused LESS by our own increased consumption of oil but instead by China’s efforts to give their 1.3 billion people a western economy.
… and they have only just started. 8(”
110% true. We need to start to think about locally produced power. I guess we need to start mining colonies on Mars to meet demand. *shrug*
April 12th, 2008 at 11:17 am
LOL
upon reading bunny’s post and rhettro’s post, no offense to Rhett, but methinks I will follow in bunny’s footsteps (pawsteps?)
My name is Smarty Hottie
my female half is 5′
my male half is 6′4″
turn ons: sci-fi, comic books, art, rope, handcuffs, latex, sports and stock markets
turn offs: people who can’t laugh at themselves
we like long walks on the beach, romantic dinner dates, and are also looking for a little fun
April 12th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
Bah humbug!
April 12th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
Midriff or middrift?
April 12th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
…and is noticing the shop assistant at GAME (wearing a tight Mario Kart t-shirt that exposed her midriff) had a tattoo of Japanese letters just above her hips is final proof I’ve turned into a dirty old man.
cough
Better not answer that one.
April 12th, 2008 at 6:27 pm
Sha-wing!
April 12th, 2008 at 6:41 pm
It occurs to me I ought to participate in the communities more.
But all I can say right now is “Here here.”
Anyone who witnesses me getting too full of myself is allowed to slap me silly. In the meantime, though, I need to pick some stolen lyrics to phone in…
April 12th, 2008 at 7:45 pm
Van, youi are not a dirty old man.
Welcome, Mark from Louisville!
Crap. That was my last Nut Brown Ale.
April 12th, 2008 at 9:32 pm
No one wanted to date us
Van you are a dirty old man. I aspire to be one 1 day.
Dre sez: aspire to be? Ain’t you 1 now?
Yes babe I am a dirty old man. Now come here you pretty little girl.
Smarty Hottie’s sez hi to Mark
April 12th, 2008 at 9:38 pm
Shit man, I just realized I really AM a dirty old man
I can’t believe the things I made poor innocent little Andrea do when she was just a wee 14 year old baby.
Dre sez: you were a teenager too, and I wasn’t so innocent my dear.
No you weren’t you little slut!
Dre sez: Hey! What hapened to poor innocent?
My memory came back, slut
Dre sez:
I sez:
April 12th, 2008 at 9:40 pm
Tell them about our yoga breakthroughs today!
Dre sez: We had yoga breakthroughs today!
Thats what I said
Dre sez: you told me to tell them
Oh yeah. I did. Please continue.
Dre sez: Thank you, sir. Lets find the poses and show them
yes, and keep up with the sirs. It pleases me.
Dre sez: Yes, sir.
oh she is such a little slut.
April 12th, 2008 at 9:45 pm
Ah, here we go. These are the 26 poses.
Andrea accomplished #20 today
I accomplished #6 today
and #8 is great for sex
Dre sez: Hugh!
what?
Dre sez: Don’t give away our secrets!
They will love us for our secrets babe
April 12th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
According to that web page now that I can do standing bow pulling pose I am regulating my ovaries
Dre sez: no silly it sez ovaries and prostate gland!
oh!
ok we are going to finish reading that page
April 12th, 2008 at 9:50 pm
the 2nd part of pose 2 is good for sex too..
Dre sez: *rolls eyes*
April 12th, 2008 at 9:53 pm
Dre sez: ooo it sez #9 helps with hormone inbalances.. maybe I can get me hormones in check
Lord I hope so
Dre sez: *smack*
April 12th, 2008 at 9:55 pm
We miss the smarty hotties of Colorado
Dre sez: Stupid Colorado. When are they moving to Chicago?
I don’t know. If they were here we could ask them
we sez come here now!!!!
April 12th, 2008 at 9:56 pm
#17 is the hardest fucking pose ever
Dre sez: ever. I hate it. It makes my hands burn like crazy
April 12th, 2008 at 9:58 pm
what the fuck is cervical spondylosis?
April 12th, 2008 at 10:00 pm
umm.. if its called cervical spondylosis, why is it in your neck?
Dre, is your cervix in your neck? All this time I thought I was bangin into your cervix and I was no where close?
Dre sez: LOL
really that is what she sez. She is laughing too hard to comment
April 12th, 2008 at 10:05 pm
the blonde girly they ise often on that page is fucking hot
Dre sez: I’d do her
I bet you would you slut
Oh there is this 1 girl we see often.
mmmmm.. biggest, roundest ass Ive ever seen on a white girl. I just want to reach out and touch it
Dre sez: and she keeps it covered!
she do! She wears long pants and good lord I would kill to see her in some little shorts like you wear.
Dre sez: you like my little shorts?
I love your little shorts.
Dre sez: *swooon*
you have nice ass too babe
April 12th, 2008 at 10:07 pm
ok pan we have grown tired of you
Dre sez: we want the smarty hotties of Colorado
we shall try to round them up tomorrow. See if we can’t give them a little podtaint
Dre sez: you want to give Alvie and Addie podtaint?
I do
Dre sez: you’re the slut here
I am
Dre sez: *swoooooooon*
night pan
April 12th, 2008 at 10:13 pm
wait, 1 last thing
#23 works for sex too
Dre sez: Hugh stop it!
what?
night pan
April 12th, 2008 at 10:15 pm
Welcome to the last… Oh my, look at the time…
April 13th, 2008 at 3:46 am
Am I alone in imagining dub sitting in a chair, stroking a white cat as he types out “Welcome to the last Sunday of your life…”?
Luckily I don’t own a Tuxedo.
Depressing news for today:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/society/2008/apr/13/nhs.cancer1
April 13th, 2008 at 7:21 am
Welcome to the comment board, Mark!
April 13th, 2008 at 8:07 am
No I had a point to doing it for a week but I threw my back out and the week ended with a Star Wars marathon.
April 13th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
… and knitting, and knitting, and knitting …
Hi Deadpan. Welcome Mark!
I am attempting to update the CCU’s Wordpress software version.
I hate it. I just want to have a podcast. I don’t want to be a Webmaster.
… and knitting, and knitting, and knitting …
April 13th, 2008 at 1:15 pm
It’s the perfect weekend to mow my lawn and my lawnmower is broken.
Is this supposed to mean something? I’m confused. And hungry.
But mostly hungry.
I accidentally left my BBQer outside through the winter… Is it ok to BBQ chicken on a rusty grill?
April 13th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
Only if you are anemic.
April 13th, 2008 at 3:22 pm
Seriously? Because both my wife and I are.
April 13th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
Why am I reminded of an old Bugs Bunny cartoon at this point?
April 13th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
Because there aren’t any new Bugs Bunny cartoon ?
April 13th, 2008 at 5:49 pm
… I’m just guessing.
April 13th, 2008 at 8:09 pm
color me retarded, but i swear i just felt a mark foreman post…somewhere beyond the heavens….
me gotta listen to more of that guy.
hello noone!
April 13th, 2008 at 8:10 pm
Ladies, ladies.
Calm down, it’s ok.
I’m here now.
April 13th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
oh we’re resorted to mane calling now…EH???
April 13th, 2008 at 8:11 pm
lol.. mane = name… ugh
April 13th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
*burps*
April 13th, 2008 at 8:13 pm
i like mane calling.
April 13th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
or Alvie.
I’d prefer hordes of women in bikinis.
But I’ll take you Alvie.
April 13th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
i dont even know what that means… oh its a hair reference isnt it?!?!?!??!?! dammit!
*crys tears of hairless regret*
April 13th, 2008 at 8:14 pm
*blushes like a motherfucker*
April 13th, 2008 at 8:15 pm
hairless is the new sexy dammit!
I say it is so!
April 13th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
i agree.
April 13th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
or if Addie would like to fawn all over me, she may.
Addie, please fawn
April 13th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
so say me all!!!!!!!! bald IS beautiful… fuckem all who say otherwise
*feigns machismo*
April 13th, 2008 at 8:17 pm
um….where’s Andrea????????
April 13th, 2008 at 8:18 pm
ouch!
cmon hugh…. me n you will drink and watch the Stanley Cup playoffs… *sniff*
April 13th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
Andrea is getting me drinks like she is supposed to! She knows her place!
man, I am there. I’ve been watching hockey while I await the NBA playoffs.
April 13th, 2008 at 8:20 pm
ill fawn over whoever wants it.
April 13th, 2008 at 8:21 pm
Blackhawks were not too shaby this year.
Bulls fucking tanked
April 13th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
oh! oh! oh! then you know the goddamn Avs let one slip away and are tied 1-1.
i cant believe the nuggets will probably make it.. of all the undeserving teams….
um… crap wed better not sports talk.. lol.
April 13th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
i’m gonna watch the sex pistols while you boys talk amongst yourselves.
April 13th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
Oh wait till Dre sees me talking hockey
she is not too pleased with my new sport watching interest
she loves me
April 13th, 2008 at 8:22 pm
yeah… sorry bout your bulls…..
April 13th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
Sex PIstols?
You have me and you’d rather watch the Sex Pistols???
where’s my fawning????
April 13th, 2008 at 8:23 pm
dude… fucking hockey rocks. youll be hooked soon…. soon sir.
no! no dear addie… we are here at your beck and call. tho sex pistols do fuckin rock
April 13th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Dre wants to know what we’re talking about
*ahem*
Nothing honey!
Your hair looks great, did you do something different???
April 13th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
hockey.
er!! um!!!!!! hair.
April 13th, 2008 at 8:25 pm
LOL!!!!
April 13th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
i really do not like REM. is that wrong? i feel like that should be wrong… but i really dont like em
April 13th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
Dre is glaring at us
quick Alvie make a sad face!
Dre sez: oh you had he yoga girlies fawning all over you today, now you want everyone fawning all over you??
I did have yoga girlies fawning all over me. It was wonderful.
April 13th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
April 13th, 2008 at 8:28 pm
we are not REM fans over here..sorry to all the REM fans.
April 13th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
Excet Dre gets all girlie when Losing My Religion comes on
for some reason she likes that 1 song.
April 13th, 2008 at 8:29 pm
i’m sorry, i’m no good at fawning.
April 13th, 2008 at 8:30 pm
Hi Addie!!!!!
love,
Dre
April 13th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
that is the only REM song i like too.
um Alvie just did something to the computer and broke it.
April 13th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Hi Dre!!!!!
love,
Addie
April 13th, 2008 at 8:31 pm
Dre sez: I too will not fawn. And what was that about my “place”??
umm. heh…. ummm.. you girls scare me
April 13th, 2008 at 8:32 pm
P.S. thank you for saving me from sports talk.
April 13th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
oooooohhhhhh. Hugh’s in trouble.
April 13th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
We missed you guys on Deadpan last night.. so lonely
*sobs*
April 13th, 2008 at 8:33 pm
oh fuck me running…
*note to self, never rip a CD into itunes while posting… tis unhealthy for this computer*
April 13th, 2008 at 8:34 pm
yeah! sorry bout the communication mix up
April 13th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
I am in trouble. Me and my big mouth
she gonna spank me
she gonna spank me hard
Dre sez: No you will spank me for YOUR punishment!
April 13th, 2008 at 8:35 pm
ok, if that’s how you want to be fucked. who am i to judge?
speaking of last night, i think i was promised some sweet, sweet podtaint, smarty hotties style.
April 13th, 2008 at 8:36 pm
Communication mix-up?
You men Dre throwing her phone in with the flour all night?
Dre sez: well thats where the phone needed to be. No one else would listen to my mom but the damn flour!
true fucking that babe
April 13th, 2008 at 8:37 pm
oh you guys do it while running?… kinky
Dre sez: Oh show them our yoga accomplishments!
we be human pretzels
April 13th, 2008 at 8:38 pm
yeah, i think that is exactly where the phone needed to be.
April 13th, 2008 at