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good, now Hugh can do your laundry. speaking of which….brb.
lol.. oh i can only envision me and hughs laundry…
Yeah, go do the laundry woman!
oh fuck. what have I done?
*runs*
*points and laughs at the fun*
lol… oh snap. pray she misses that when she gets back
Alvie. My man, I suck at laundry, and while we are on the subjectt- there are some things I won’t suck.
lol… oh, hugh. im terrible at laundry and ill never have a cock in my mouth… so we’re square buddy!
I know. Please pull your pants down when she comes back to distract her.
Kick ass, man!
Wait if neither of us will get our cocks sucked, maybe we need to reconsider this marriage. Cuz I need me some suckage.
Dre sez: yeah you suck on that for a while. give me a break!
yeah but every time i do that she just laughs… a man can only take so much.
fair enough. *sigh* guess it just wasnt meant to be… *sigh*
Dear Andrea
we can hire a 3rd party who can help you with the sucking duties if you’d like. I’ll start looking for the perfect girl to do such a task immediately!
thanks!
-H
oh i saw that. you better run byatch.
i do laundry so that i don’t have to smell him when he wears the same clothes for a month. it’s more for me than him.
Hugh knows me so well. that’s the perfect way to distract me.
LOL
But I still love you Alvie *sobs*
god!!! lookie here! i get slighted by addie then loved by hugh! *sobs uncontrollably*
so…..torn…
oh but then she complimented me cock… this is the most heart-jarring episode ever
i like cock.
I’m all about the love. Hugh has big love to share
Dre sez: and he wants to share it freely with the world
Yes! How can we deny the good people of earth all this wonderfulness!!
Dre sez: Are you sure you can live with this ego Alvie? It’s a tough job. but you know secretly I love it
see, she loves me ego. She loves me.
yes… dear. yes you do.
also…. thats what she said
i like boobs.
i could do the ego. im good at not paying attention and forgetting shit…
Addie, your hired!
Dre sez: Oh lets just get it over with all move in together :)
oh we know you do dear. thats why i like you…
Alvie I am good at that too, and also at being a general asshole.
Dre sez: oh you 2 stop it!
ha! the laughs on you cause the kids are coming with! god love em, but theyll have you running out the door in 2 days! lol.
then againb, i feel T and hugh, and L and Andrea would really hit it off big time.
OMG! i haven’t even had a proper job interview. thank you for trusting that i can get the job done. :)
Dre sez: I like cock and boobs too.. umm but not mixed. I want my boobs on a different person that the cock is on. The boobs with the pussy, the cock with the.. umm.. dude :)
hermaphrodites are people too babe
Dre sez: Actually a hermaphrodite might be hot.. get everything in 1 package
oh……lord….. i can only imagine said “interview”
no member, they both agreed today that we could sell them. what did T say? “hate mommy”. it was the first time he said hate, brings tears to my eyes.
why does it always come back to hermaphroditiedites?
Addie no fear. I’ll get you properly trained.
Yeah, I want to hang with T. I think he might become my best friend.
um… im not sure he really grasps the concept of hate tho….
dude, if you like the ladies half as much as he… youre set with him for life.
Dre sez: oh no! So where are you guys going to sell them? To China?
VIVA LA RAZA!!!!!!
*cough* sorry.
oh who am i kidding? we’ll sell them and ill end up being the highest bidder :)
i like pussy.
And I like Victoria’s Secrets too. I love that store, its like the candy store. The girls love me there.
Dre sez: he does. He loves going in there and all the girls know him.
lol…. omfg we’re talking about our kids and addie liking pussy… social services here we come..lol
sorry boo… but no matter how you try, i REFUSE to say “i like cock” :)
I love all lingerie stores. I just do.
They make me happy.
From Target to the kinky shit. I love them all.
I don’t like cock.
I like having my cock, but I don’t like other cocks
Dre sez: I’m drunk on cock!
sorry, i wasn’t paying attention. my ADD is not conducive to this environment.
of course i couldn’t sell the kids….now boarding school is a different story.
huh? target isnt kinky?
*remembers that*
Dre sez: LOL. I won’t call DCFS on you :)
LOL. No, Target is not kinky.
But they do sell things that can be used for all your kinky needs.
Alvie’s attitude is not conducive to my drunkeness.
Target has everything.
Heh
Addie’s drunk
c’mere drunky!
Dre sez: Target is da best yo!!!
actually i got this awesome black nitey from target that i wear… er… perchance ive said too much….
oh, youd like addie drunk ;)
Dre sez: Oh yeah, did I drive you guys nuts with my millions of emails this weekend?? Sorry about that :)
btw, that was Alvie. we’re not used to sharing the puter.
no, of course not. :)
Add + black nighty = :)
Dre sez: *swoooooooooon* *drooooool*
oh your making us all tingly over here Addie!
um… that was me commenting under addies name.. we went to smoke and i forgot to put my name in :)
not saying that addie doesnt make peeps tingle in a black nitey :)
Dammit Alvie
No more tingly.. well thats not all true *swoooon*
Dre sez: *swooon2*
we are so easy
Dre sez: we are total whores
totally
Dre sez: to.tal.ly
but i do own a black nighty. :)
WHORES!!!!
*breaks out bible and recites Ephesians 3:12*
everything makes us tingly
*pretends to be shocked*
*snicker*
put that bible down before you hurt someone!
Dre sez: we are whores *sobs* we’re sorry!
wha? you mean the incest, rape, and violence in the bible isnt your cup of tea?
just today the wind was blowing a little extra hard and Dre had a nipple hard on. It was glorious!
Dre sez: I did! :) LOL
LOL. that’s awesome.
*shell shocked*
wow… youve rendered me speachless. yeah right :D
next time, take pics for addie
i kant fkucin spel
smaryt hotties do not engage in incest, rape or violence
although I wonder what our new neighbors think when they hear you screaming daddy
*submit comment*
oh….tangent.. the new albums by Against Me! and Anti-Flag are fuckin glorious.
k, continue…
Dre sez: you little fucker
heh
um…. “wow, thats one close knit family!”?
pics would be good. :)
wth is wrong with me? why can’t i keep balls in my mouth? why do i keep swallowing them?
They are glorious!
I love Anti-Flag
*sigh*
Oh come on, you guys know she has thousands of pics of her nipples.
We can send you 100 of them right now if you want.
oh… noone is complaining bout you swallowing balls ;)
Dear Addie
You are not supposed to swallow the balls, a gently sucking is all they need
balls,
-Hugh
oh you mean the tongue bar kind… yeah that aint good
now that’s true.
but it costs me $16 everytime i swallow.
lol.. oh its true isnt it? but are any wind swept hard on nipple pics? i think not.
OH! Those balls.
Aren’t those supposed to stay on pretty good?
fuck thats true. well if youd quit playing with it so much it wouldnt be so expensive…
yeah i have a particular fetish of wind swept hard nipples.
they are… addie is just…um… whats the word?
SHE DOES!!!!!!!! thankfully i have man-boobles.
Dre sez: No, but some are air conditioned hard nipples.. sometimes I forget to lower the AC before getting nekid.. then my nipples get extra hard :)
God, this is the best conversation ever. Nipples.
Now if we can bring sports back up, I would be in heaven.
but, but i like to play with balls. :(
plus it helps with my uncontrollable oral fixation needs.
quick unhappy thought of the day:
‘Merica has 5% of the worlds population but 23% of the the worlds incarcerated.
carry on.
i like nipples.
lord addie…. its true tho. you cant quench her oral fixation
Dre sez: who needs sports when you have nipples?
You make a great argument there babe
Alvie you are blessed among men
Maybe you should make Addie some cum chips?
Dre sez: LOL!! Ewwwww!!!!
hey boo? why cant we fuck backwards next time the avs play? oh, oh if you luv me youll do it ;)
*throws up 1000 fucking times*
oh fucking hell. no cum chips, no, no, no, no. oh just the mention reminds me of her voice. ewwwww.
boo, of course. as long as i get what i want i could care less what you’re doing. ;)
oh…well said….
ugh…the voices…the voices..
LOL
Women won’t allow sex and sports. I can’t understand why not.
Sunday NFL, a cold drink and a blow job. I’ve been trying to convince her this is a good idea for the last 14 years and she won’t listen.
doh! well, really….um…. oh! tell her, “of you love me youll do it”. never works for me but maybe for you! lol.
ok kids, i think me and addie are gonna retire. “start” my new job tomorrow so wish me luck :)
Dre sez: Ok, a martini, a blow job and food network then for me!
Dre sez: Gilda DeLaurentis (spelling) makes me hot
of = if
Good luck man
Dre sez: Good luck!
goodnight
goodnight yall.
night night.
So, Alvie is being kicked out of the Man Club?
It’s Monday. Let’s rape Kevin.
Happy Monday morning, Pan.
Back at evil empire.
Who’s Kevin?
170 new comments since Friday. Oh… it was the Alvie, Addie, Andrea & Hugh four way. LOL I survived the kid weekend, no one was killed or lost any limbs. Certainly the pinnicle by which all child care is to be judged.
Kevin? Wasn’t he the sea cucumber on Sponge Bob?
No idea. I was sincerely hoping he didn’t mean Kevin from “Home Alone”.
*shudder*
I was rooting for the criminals in Home Alone.
Vanamonde – Yeah…me too…that kid was just so damned annoying.
That movie was annoying and cruel. Fire Kevin from a cannon!
Is there a Youtube video that splices footage of “The Good Son” with “Home Alone?” Then you could see Frodo’s mom drop Kevin off a cliff.
Correction, not Frodo’s mom, Kevin’s mom. LOL
Kevin Rose?
Man, Dubshack sure knows how to fire things up for the new week….
Welcome to the last Kevin of your life.
http://www.geocities.com/mew5555551/kevin1.jpg
http://www.tvjab.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/08/kevinsmith.jpg
http://img5.allocine.fr/acmedia/rsz/434/x/x/x/medias/nmedia/18/35/78/09/18447874.jpg
K-K-K-K-Kevin, c-c-c-come to k-k-k-kill us!
http://tinyurl.com/538hvw
(OK – technically it’s “K-K-Ken” … but he’s played by K-K-Kevin!)
six degrees of kevin
http://cache.nba.com/media/history/mchale_370_history.jpg
http://www.talkshoe.com/custom/images/icons/TC-16057-MainIcon.jpg
^Does not approve. LOL
Or is that six degrees Kelvin?
I think Jack may have taken some McLiberties
Oh wait … 6 degrees of Hale is next week.
http://www.librarising.com/astrology/celebs/images2/A/alanhalejr.jpg
“I’ll be back next week then.”
LITTLE BUDDIEEEEEEEE !”
“Every time you use the word ‘alright’, God pokes a hamster. In the butt.”
http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=624
Between God and Richard Gere, those hamsters have a rough life.
Leave the hamsters alooooooooooooooooooone!
Actually this Kevin.
http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/77502867ed
Ditto – But what if the hamsters LIKE being poked in the butt? I mean who know how they get their jollies off. We stop saying ‘alright’ and suddenly the whole hamster community is well…lacking. Alright? Alright?!? Alright! Alright.
Maybe they have just gotten used to it by now.
Alright? :)
Hamsters have communities?
Funny, I always saw them as a sort of loner animal. That really likes running in mazes.
Dubshack, and yet they continue to reproduce. I don’t think they’ve mastered hamster cloning yet, so I’m just assuming they socialize in some form or another.
Hamster pillow talk?
And romantic dinners of alfalfa.
Your run or mine?
You tease! Did you spike the water cuz I’m feeling fiiiiiinnnneeee…
Ah look, you got your nails clipped…
Hi all.
Trying to keep on task at work, so I ain’t been around much. :( Its hard though because we are kinda slow right now.
Anyhoo, jes’ wanted to say howdy.
Saw Southland Tales last night. I found it to be rad. I want JT’s t-shirt from the music sequence. It was cool and kind of icky too.
http://blogs.indiewire.com/jamesisrael/archives/justin-timberlake-southland-tales.jpg
Amazing what you can find on youtube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=HsX7XmQIRdE
So looking at Rhettro’s choices and have to ask is ‘Behind the Green Door’ a film?
I’ve only heard the song.
I believe it’s an old pornographic motion picture, Van.
Just checked the voting. Southland Tales is just slightly ahead of Eraserhead. The other choices have some votes too.
Did I mention that the poll is setup up to close at midnight on Tuesday of next week? So I’ll announce the official winner on that week’s output.
Frak Me!
I have a guy who was going to send my podcast link to the head of a company that is a major advertiser/sponsor in NASCAR … and my “pal” calls me to tell me that there are NO CCU episodes available in iTunes.
PLLLEEEEase can’t I just catch one break!
There is no telling how long this has been broken like this. Not having episodes available is probably NOT helping me grow an audience.
GrrrrrArrrrrgh!
Gotta check your wordpress settings…if you are using wordpress.