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  1. Vanamonde Says:

    Firsties!

  2. Vanamonde Says:

    Morning Pan, time for some Frosties.

  3. jackmangan Says:

    Van!

    OK, off to catch some much-needed sleep.

  4. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hi new unshow!

    its 2am, bet you can’t guess where your Smarty Hotties are

    We were going to attempt a little play by play, anyone mind?

    Oh you do mind? We annoy the fuck out of you?

    Well… too bad ;)

  5. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    night Jack!!!

    (see what Jack doesn’t know is we are in his bed)

  6. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh sez: Jack is almost going to bed at a decent hour

    he is! Is he well?

  7. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    ooo.. Hugh just had a good idea

    brb

  8. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    ok where were we….

    Hugh sez: you were about to take your clothes off

    No, thats not it

    Hugh sez: are you sure?

    yes baby, I’m sure ;) you perv

    Hugh sez: NBA playoffs babe!!!

    oh… “joy”
    I love how he transitions so seamlessly from sex to NBA

  9. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    We know Deadpan is a hockey zone.. and Hugh has been watching the hockey but he wants to insert *snicker* a little basketball appreciation here.

    So… These are Hugh’s NBA Playoff predictions*
    * some of these predictions are based on love for a team and not necessarily the team he believes will make it

    Celtics vs Hawks - Celtics
    Lakers vs Nuggets - Nuggets
    Pistons vs 76rs - Pistons
    Hornets vs Mavericks - Hornets
    Magic vs Raptors - Raptors
    Spurs vs Suns - Spurs
    Cavaliers vs Wizards- Cavaliers
    Jazz vs Rockets - Rockets

  10. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    We both have crushes on LeBron James.. dude is so fucking sexy.. and young.. he strong like bull…
    Hugh sez: He is a really fucking talented player

    So we decided if we ever meet him we are going to proposition him

    LOL

    Hugh sez: I wonder if i will be intimidated

    I doubt it baby

    Hugh sez: I would love to see you take both of us on

    *swooooooooooooooon*

    or you and Jordon

    Hugh sez: *swooooooooon* If Jordan agreed to threesome with us, I would submit entirely to him

    LOL! Wow!

  11. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh sez: I would get on my knees for Jordan

    you wouldn’t you liar!

    Hugh sez: your right.. I couldn’t even suck Jordans cock

    I could

    Hugh sez: I know you could you dirty girl. and you will too. I can see it now. I would just sit there and watch him fuck you and keep saying to myself.. Jordan is fucking my wife, Jordan is fucking my wife!

    LOL. Then you can do it right after baby and then it would be like you are having sex with him

    Hugh sez: it would! lets do it! Lets go to Jordans house now and ask him!!!!

    We can’t baby, remember the Mrs got he house in the divorce, we don’t know where he lives

    Hugh sez: Can we proposition his wife too? She was a looker

    sure we can :)

  12. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    ok enough dreams about threesomes with hot NBA players

    Hugh sez: I will dream about it tonight babe

    Good Hughie :)

  13. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    hmmmm… my Deadpan 92 isn’t loaded and mehaves no unshow

  14. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    but have no fear

    we are still on Deadpan 90

  15. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Smarty Hotties Deadpan 92 play by play continued….

    Jack appreciates comments and contributions

    he wants more lyrics

    spherical jack *pause* M

  16. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Jelly beans

    *typing*

    445 won

    wethinks Van has won a plane ticket to AZ by now

  17. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    it will never be this date again

    today can never be redone

    I sure wish we could

    Hugh sez: I know you do babe

    today sucked :(

    Hugh sez: it did, and its all my fault

    you shut up, no its not.

    you will not be this age, in this place on this date

    Hugh sez: thank the gods

    I know you are not talking about us here

    we have to break 500 this week! Or umm.. a few weeks ago

    Hugh sez: did we break it like Jack asked

    me no not baby

  18. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    he ain’t coming back after the music

    nice mash up

  19. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    I feel like I m startng to get sick :(

    Hugh sez: no babe! No sickies!

    I can feel it growing in my throat. A sore throat is coming

    Hugh sez: the only thing that will prevent it is to coat your throat in cum

    LOL.. I should of known. I wonder where I can find cum to coat my throat in

    Hugh sez: I know a place

    I bet you do perv

    Trent swooooooooon!

  20. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Oh shit we are about to get in trouble

  21. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    erm..

    we gotta go

    we’ll try to get to ep 91 another time

    We aint at home and we need to go to bed now I guess :(

    Don’t they know we are vampires???

  22. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    We’ll have to let you know next time if Jack cme back after the music

    we are going to transform into our vampire persona’s now and feed on these evil people

    night pan

  23. Vanamonde Says:

    Night Jack and TSH’s

    The Sun is shining and I’m off to Borders for some magazine hunting.

  24. Ed from Texas Says:

    I see the Unshow games have begun in earnest already. What can this mean?

    It means Jack may finally be getting a decent night’s sleep and I’ve blown it on the GJB guess again. :)

  25. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan.

    It’s a beautiful sunny day today… Before the snow hits tomorrow :(

  26. ditto Says:

    Wake up!!!!

  27. EssBee Says:

    Morning Pan,

    It’s sunny in Colorado today - after the snow here. We got quite a bit of snow yesterday. TEB, enjoy your nice day today!

    I blew the GJB guess too. Ah well.

    Off to work — evil empire, blah, blah.

    Have an excellent day, everyone!

  28. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    High of ten today… high of minus 10 on the weekend. Gotta love Calgary in spring.

    (p.s. all temperatures in Celsius)

  29. Dubshack Says:

    I hated 1997.

  30. justa J0e Says:

    Seems like I had a pretty good time then.
    Been pretty much downhill since late 1999 though.

  31. ditto Says:

    Did you see the video of the guy trapped in an elevator for 41 hours?
    http://www.newyorker.com/online/video/2008/04/21/080421_elevators

  32. justa J0e Says:

    OK
    Maybe that IS worse then the two hours of fruitless computer “troubleshooting” I have just done.

    May I just say “meh”.

  33. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I often “punish” my cats with corporal cuddling.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mHXBL6bzAR4

  34. Vanamonde Says:

    http://www.engadget.com/2008/04/17/samsung-ceo-charged-with-fraud-wont-be-arrested/

    One law for the rich, one law for the poor.

  35. Vanamonde Says:

    Cool calculators on that video TEB.

  36. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    This is actually kind of cool. A low maintenance aquarium.

    http://www.kqed.org/quest/television/view/844

  37. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Ok, I think I need to be charged with fraud if that’s going to be my punishment.

  38. Vanamonde Says:

    For the person with a calculator fetish:

    http://www.nvg.org/sinclair/calculators/calculators.htm

  39. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Cool. That wrist calculator reminded me of back in the eighties when it was cool to have a watch/calculator.

  40. justa J0e Says:

    “Engineers guide to cats” - Very nice TEB.
    The Deadpan style of that presentation was most excellent! We should seek the producers out and have them join our little movement.

  41. justa J0e Says:

    BTW - Adam Ant is currently crooning about “Friend or Foes”

  42. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I use a Casio fx-300ms for most of my manual calculations. A nice inexpensive financial calculator.

    http://www.casio.com/products/Calculators_%26_Dictionaries/Scientific_%26_Financial/FX-300MSPlus/

  43. Rhettro Says:

    “Atom Ant! Up and at ‘em!

  44. ditto Says:

    I still use my HP 28S
    http://www.hpmuseum.org/img/28ss.jpg

  45. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I think you win, Ditto as far as bigger and better calculators go :)

  46. justa J0e Says:

    I have the Classic “TI-35″ here in the desk drawer.
    It did waaaaay more then I ever needed it to do but that is what all the cool geeks (oximoron?) in High School had!

  47. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    You know it’s a happening place when we’re comparing calculators :D

  48. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    What would a nudist call a pocket calculator?

  49. Rhettro Says:

    Uncomfortable?

  50. justa J0e Says:

    A Caligulator ?

  51. justa J0e Says:

    (music update) Kate Bush is telling us about “The Man with the Child in his eyes.” (/music update)

  52. Rhettro Says:

    “And then our arrows of desire rewrite the speech,
    And then he whispered would i,
    Be safe, from mountain flowers?
    And at first with the charm around him,
    He loosened it so if it slipped between my breasts
    Hed rescue it,”

    Mmmm Yessss.

  53. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Who is Hed? (head?)

  54. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Enough of this silliness. I have a vacuum cleaner that needs me. Then it’ll be lunch time.

  55. justa J0e Says:

    … and still my computer issue remains a mystery.
    I’m off to the store then!

  56. Rhettro Says:

    That’s how the lyric transposer wrote it, perhaps phonetically?

  57. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    O HAI

  58. Rhettro Says:

    HAI DUDE

  59. Trucker Overdrive Says:

    The time a has come… I have to leave to US… I have to go to Cananda… I hate broader crossing… It is a pain in the ass.

  60. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    The “broader” crossing may be a pain, but everything and everybody is cuter up here so it makes the trip soooooo worthwhile

    (kidding, non-Cdn’s please don’t lynch me :) )

  61. ditto Says:

    Worst. Chocolate bar. EVAR!!!
    White chocolate with dried kalamata olives. That’s right! Olives.
    Excuse me whilst I go barf.

  62. ditto Says:

    *hurRKKK*

  63. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Chocolate olives??? That doesn’t even sound good. You’re a braver man than I am Ditto. I doubt I would have even tried that.

  64. ditto Says:

    The wife got some… extremely unusual chocolate bars as a Valentine’s present from a friend. We’ve been putting off trying them until now; didn’t want to just throw them away. Maybe we should.

    *hurrRRRKK!!!*

  65. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    So was the Valentine’s day gift from a friend or an enemy?

  66. ditto Says:

    Supposed to be a friend.

  67. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    So how does one say “thank you” to a friend like that?

  68. justa J0e Says:

    “Tha hhrrrrrkkkk”

  69. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    :)

  70. justa J0e Says:

    BTW: K Bush is “Running up THAT hill” at the moment.

  71. Vanamonde Says:

    Must be exhausting…all that hill running.

  72. Rhettro Says:

    It’s okay Van, she made a deal with God.

  73. Cheyenne Wright Says:

    fer yer pleasure — Jack Mangan Delux

  74. Cheyenne Wright Says:

    incane I don’t pass the moderation — there is a new Jack Mangan toon at picasaweb.google.com/cheyenne.wright/PodcastFacebook

  75. Cheyenne Wright Says:

    in case I don’t pass the moderation — there is a new Jack Mangan toon at my picasa portfolio

  76. Cheyenne Wright Says:

    of course — they all go through — D’oh!

  77. jackmangan Says:

    Sorry - you’re out of murgatory, Cheyenne.
    Yes indeed, everyone — Cheyenne has created a masterpiece for me. Sorry for keeping it under wraps, CW. I’ve been withholding because I was trying to plot out a grand unveiling.

    I am and humbled by his brilliant work, in awe of Cheyenne’s abilities, and in his debt.

  78. Cheyenne Wright Says:

    oh… sorry.

    didn’t mean to spoil an unveiling

  79. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    With a scythe no less. They look cool!

  80. Vanamonde Says:

    Yup, I wonder if you can get Teflon poisoning…

  81. Rhettro Says:

    Wow! Cool stuff!

  82. justa J0e Says:

    jack is an art tease.

  83. justa J0e Says:

    NICE!
    Step over Wyle E. Coyote. Cheyenne is the new SUPER GENIUS.

  84. Rhettro Says:

    Wait a second. You’re “, in awe of Cheyenne’s abilities, and in his debt?”

    Well, if you’re in awe of Cheyenne’s debt, you haven’t seen nothing ’til you’ve seen mine!

  85. jackmangan Says:

    Nah, no worries, Cheyenne. Nothing spoiled. I’ll still find a cool, dramatic use for that image :)

    Thanks, man. I’m in awe of my debt to you.

  86. Vanamonde Says:

    This isn’t going to turn into a ‘my debt is bigger than your debt’ game is it?

  87. Vanamonde Says:

    Would make a change from `My God’s bigger than your God” though.

  88. Rhettro Says:

    Somehow “Jack the Reaper” sounds vaguely familiar.

  89. Rhettro Says:

    “Pans… Your reckoning day is coming….”

  90. Rhettro Says:

    “Mangan… Kills pans dead…”

  91. Rhettro Says:

    “Deadpan… It’s scythelating”

  92. Rhettro Says:

    “No Pan is taken, before it’s time”

  93. Rhettro Says:

    “Dishes… I don’t do stinking dishes”

  94. Rhettro Says:

    “You bloody Pans, always thumping your chest, saying “see here.” Well piss off. Your dead now.”

    Okay I’m reaching now. Better stop.

  95. Rhettro Says:

    Sorry, don’t piss of your dead. Rather, piss off, you’re dead.

  96. Cheyenne Wright Says:

    or for that matter — Don’t piss off the dead.

    bad juju

  97. Rhettro Says:

    They’re already pissed off enough as it is,,, being dead and all.

  98. Dubshack Says:

    Awesome work man.

  99. Rhettro Says:

    Okay Cheyenne, I have an idea for a t-shirt. Feel free to steal it and put it on Cafe Press.

    A drawing of a zombie pan with the caption ” I want a podcast with BRAAAINNS”

  100. Amy Bowen Says:

    FROM NOW ON, WHENEVER JACK POSTS ON THE COMMENT BOARDS, HE HAS TO FORMAT HIS POSTS LIKE THIS.

    Just kidding. :-D Awesome cartoon, Cheyenne!

  101. Amy Bowen Says:

    ^note: the all-caps text above is supposed to be smaller than the regular text, but either WordPress strips the “font” tag, or I should have used a value smaller than 3

  102. Vanamonde Says:

    So are there any medical conditions where one of the symptoms is a strong odour of brussels spouts?

    Other an addiction to eating them.

  103. Vanamonde Says:

    +th

  104. Rhettro Says:

    Well I know I can produce a strong odor from eating brussel sprouts, but it usually occurs the day after I’ve eaten them.

  105. ditto Says:

    Awesome art, Cheyenne!!!

  106. JohnBoze Says:

    Okay, Jack, what we all really wanna know (but everyone else is too freaked out to ask) is just whose perfumed grandmother you have been licking???

  107. Jack Mangan Says:

    Well the Ricola don’t have the wrinkles or the hairy moles, so that makes the experience a little different.

  108. justa J0e Says:

    yeh … that’s pretty much a comment stopper.

  109. EssBee Says:

    Morning, Pan.

    Hairy moles and brussell sprouts. Hmm.

  110. ditto Says:

    Another catchy song from Kykke Li. Interesting video too.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ngd45o-M_M4

  111. Rhettro Says:

    And a faint scent of lavender.

  112. Vanamonde Says:

    Ah the oh so tame 70’s:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=eIPv9AtZ2zE&feature=related

  113. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    I have come to impart wisdom on the followers of the mother fucking way:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYHOnP3hLz0

    That is all.

  114. Rhettro Says:

    So much Youtube, so little lunch hour.

  115. Ed from Texas Says:

    I’ll have to say JfS wins this round of “Battle of the Youtube Stars”

    Wow….

  116. ditto Says:

    8-O

  117. Jack Mangan Says:

    Jeremy imparts much wisdom.

    oh wait - JEREMY IMPARTS MUCH WISDOM.

  118. ditto Says:

    I’m really liking “Thi$ W1ll D3$troy You”
    http://www.myspace.com/thiswilldestroyyou

  119. justa J0e Says:

    Today, Jeremy is the RAINING king of the You tube.

  120. ditto Says:

    He’s the rain man?

  121. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    I always considered myself more of an ass man, and rain has certain connotations…

    [zonday]Chocolate Rain[/zonday]

  122. justa J0e Says:

    (water balloon action changes “Reigning” King to RAINing king )

    … and YES, he is. He’s a very good driver.

  123. Rhettro Says:

    K Mart sucks!

  124. ditto Says:

    Via Journalista: A set of X-rated movie posters from the 60s & 70s.
    http://www.xratedcollection.com/gallery/xrated/adult-movie-posters-gallery.htm

    “I felt it coming”
    lol

  125. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    A coworker was on a press check in Singapore when they were printing one of our books and that one was on press so he got a copy.

  126. Rhettro Says:

    Me likey Lykke Li.

  127. Rhettro Says:

    And I have a weird desire to sing “99 Red Balloons.”

  128. Rhettro Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gYMaIzFq1Iw&feature=related

    Shades of Opeth.

  129. Rhettro Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e5IpHczLeV8

    Oh man, I need to get Insomnium’s latest.

    Love Finnish melodic death metal. LUV!

  130. Jack Mangan Says:

    I have like an hour-long Youtube backlog, just from Deadpan alone.

    97X-bammmmmmmmm-the future of rock n’ roll.

  131. Rhettro Says:

    It happens. :)

  132. justa J0e Says:

    “You Tube - because I don’t have time to.”

    t-shirt fodder

  133. Rhettro Says:

    Exlax.com… when you need to remove that backlog from your youtube.

  134. Rhettro Says:

    Oh damn, I hit the submit button on the comment.

  135. Jack Mangan Says:

    Would the area between the YouYube and the Yahoo be your YouTaint?

  136. Rhettro Says:

    How come I’m envisioning a website like Flickr, except every photo is a brown line on a flesh color background?

  137. Jack Mangan Says:

    ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok, ok. :P

    Some twisted pAper chAse lyrics. Not in reference to anything, the song just played on my iPod:

    In your tender place when you’re safe at home
    There’s a tombstone that waits of your very own
    While you’re rutting like beasts
    In the sheets of my sterilized room
    In your comfy bed, air-conditioned car
    There are vapors and toxins to get you all
    In the water you drink, in the air that you breath
    In the soil under your shoe

    I don’t know about you
    But I am at peace, I know what it is that I must do
    I hope you are sitting down, dear
    Come hell or high water this sick world will know I was here

  138. Vanamonde Says:

    Enjoy Yourself (It’s Later than You Think) - Guy Lombardo

    You work and work for years and years, you’re always on the go
    You never take a minute off, too busy makin’ dough
    Someday, you say, you’ll have your fun, when you’re a millionaire
    Imagine all the fun you’ll have in your old rockin’ chair

    Enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think
    Enjoy yourself, while you’re still in the pink
    The years go by, as quickly as a wink
    Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think

    You’re gonna take that ocean trip, no matter, come what may
    You’ve got your reservations made, but you just can’t get away
    Next year for sure, you’ll see the world, you’ll really get around
    But how far can you travel when you’re six feet underground?

    Your heart of hearts, your dream of dreams, your ravishing brunette
    She’s left you and she’s now become somebody else’s pet
    Lay down that gun, don’t try, my friend, to reach the great beyond
    You’ll have more fun by reaching for a redhead or a blonde

    Enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think
    Enjoy yourself, while you’re still in the pink
    The years go by, as quickly as a wink
    Enjoy yourself, enjoy yourself, it’s later than you think

  139. Vanamonde Says:

    Let that be a warning to NEVER listen to Theme time radio with Bob Dylan.

    Just got from seeing:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Flashbacks_of_a_Fool

    Although sad, it was a pleasant enough film.

  140. Rhettro Says:

    “Set on you
    I got my mind set on you
    Set on you

    But it’s gonna take money
    A whole lotta spending money
    It’s gonna take plenty of money
    To do it right child

    It’s gonna take time
    A whole lot of precious time
    It’s gonna take patience and time, ummm
    To do it, to do it, to do it, to do it, to do it
    To do it right”

    That’s what George Harrison said, of course he’s dead now.

  141. Vanamonde Says:

    He should never have swallowed that fly.

  142. Rhettro Says:

    For those of you trying to avoid all means of man made toxins in you life, I present you with oxygen poisoning.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Oxygen_toxicity

  143. Rhettro Says:

    True Van. True.

  144. Vanamonde Says:

    A close relative to oxygen toxicity is water intoxication:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Water_toxicity

  145. Rhettro Says:

    Isn’t that called drowning?

  146. Vanamonde Says:

    Nope, that is when water gets into your lungs, water intoxication happens if you drink too much water.

  147. justa J0e Says:

    “In your tender place when you’re safe at home
    There’s a tombstone that waits of your very own”

    I believe Rhett already mentioned the Exlax.
    ;)

  148. Rhettro Says:

    LOL, I guess I should have put a smiley behind my post. :)

    The death of the women competing for a Wii was widely published around here.

  149. Rhettro Says:

    Hopefully it’s a tombstone of smooth granite, not jagged limestone.

  150. justa J0e Says:

    “The death of the women competing for a Wii”

    Sounds like a 10cc lyric

  151. justa J0e Says:

    here we go …
    10CC - from “Englishman in New York

    “Caught in the tunnel an ambulance howls
    A men’s room attendant is flapping his jowls
    Ssshh, Howard Johnson is moving his bowels
    Strange apparatus, you’ve never seen
    Strange apparatus, even stranger theme”

  152. justa J0e Says:

    BTW: Jack - your “You taint” comment was show worthy.
    I say you should insert it.

  153. Rhettro Says:

    Tainted love, ow ow ow.

  154. Rhettro Says:

    You know if George Michael wanted to revive his career, he’d become the new front man for Queen.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=of-7jmD7OxE

  155. ditto Says:

    BLASPHEMER!
    :)

  156. Rhettro Says:

    George Michael isn’t too good for Queen! LOL

  157. Vanamonde Says:

    ..and he has enough facial hair to come upto Queen standard.

  158. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    Its snowing. Blech.

  159. Rhettro Says:

    It’s sunning here. :D

    Maybe he should shave the beard and have a freakishly large mustache instead?

  160. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    I love the FM Tribute concert. So good!!

    David Bowie and Annie Lennox swoon!!

  161. Rhettro Says:

    ^Same here. I should see if that’s available on DVD. I’ve never been a George Michael fan, however based on his performance above, I think he captured the spirit of Freddy M. perfectly.

  162. Rhettro Says:

    Well what do you know?
    http://tinyurl.com/44ywpu

    :)

  163. Vanamonde Says:

    He needs a good handlebar mustache, so he can twirl it as he laughs manically like a pantomime villain.

  164. Jack Mangan Says:

    While soliciting other men in the public rest room. . . . .

    Actually, I agree. He has an amazing voice, and would be a damn good (i.e., probably way better than Paul Rodgers) stand-in, if Queen were to tour again.

    Of course he’s no Freddy. . . but who could be? Axl Rose? Biz Markie?

  165. Jack Mangan Says:

    Speaking of great 20th century men named Fred:

    http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/5943

  166. Jack Mangan Says:

    And ok - one more link before i bail:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/library_of_congress/sets/72157603671370361/?page=2

    peace and hair grease (for now)

  167. ditto Says:

    It’s the end of the world as we know it…

  168. Rhettro Says:

    You can’t really fault Fred Rogers.

  169. Jack Mangan Says:

    Mush, night.

  170. ditto Says:

    Mush, morning.

  171. Vanamonde Says:

    Who knows where the time goes? - Sandy Denny

    Across the evening sky, all the birds are leaving
    But how can they know it’s time for them to go?
    Before the winter fire, I will still be dreaming
    I have no thought of time

    For who knows where the time goes?
    Who knows where the time goes?

    Sad, deserted shore, your fickle friends are leaving
    Ah, but then you know it’s time for them to go
    But I will still be here, I have no thought of leaving
    I do not count the time

    For who knows where the time goes?
    Who knows where the time goes?

    And I am not alone while my love is near me
    I know it will be so until it’s time to go
    So come the storms of winter and then the birds in spring again
    I have no fear of time

    For who knows how my love grows?
    And who knows where the time goes?

  172. Vanamonde Says:

    ..and you can hear the song sung by the lady herself at:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vbpURBJA4uA

  173. Trucker Overdrive Says:

    I am and Jack Mangan home state of New Jersey. I’m looking at the back of the Statue of Liberty’s head. It’s funny, they treat newcomers to America better than they treat the citizens of New Jersey. At least they get to see the front.

    Then again, Jersey is one of the places that the do not trust their own citizens with the responsibility of making left-hand turns. Or the difficult skill of pumping their own gas.

  174. Rhettro Says:

    Mush, afternoon.

  175. Amy Bowen Says:

    Mush, evening.

    I’m having a good writing day today.

  176. Dubshack Says:

    Mush, bunghole.

    Off to write a new intro tune. Wish I knew how to play guitar. Better.

  177. disgruntled scientist Says:

    Latin Simone (Que Pasa Contigo) by Gorillaz feat Ibrahim Ferrer

    dejalo si quieres continuar (hermano)
    sal ilumina tu vida
    todo el cielo aplatandote
    dime que harés (intentalo)
    ilumina ese amor
    antes que se vaya

    algo siempre te entristese
    cuando todo va bien
    que pasa contigo?
    algo siemre te entristese
    cuando todo va bien
    que pasa contigo?
    que pasa contigo?

    dejalo si quieres continuar
    no ocultes tu alma al sol
    tienes una vida preciosa
    de que sirve si solo
    mueres suavemente

    que pasa?
    que pasa contigo?
    que pasa contigo?
    (mi hermano)
    qQue pasa contigo?
    escucha a tu propia voz
    salva tu amor
    que pasa contigo?
    antes que se vaya
    si todo va bien
    que pasa contigo?
    que pasa contigo?
    mirate a ti mismo
    enfrentalo
    que pasa contigo?
    mi hermano
    ven animate
    que pasa contigo?

  178. Dubshack Says:

    Dubshack’s gonna do a show soon…

  179. Vanamonde Says:

    Well that almost makes me wish I could read Spanish.

  180. Vanamonde Says:

    Want to know how to ruin a non English song? pass it though google’s translator program:

    Dejalo if you want to continue (brother)
    Salt illuminates your life
    The entire sky aplatandote
    Harés tell me that (try)
    Illuminates that love
    Soon to be

    Always something you entristese
    If all goes well
    Passing you?
    Siemre something you entristese
    If all goes well
    Passing you?
    Passing you?

    Dejalo if you want to continue
    Not hide your soul in the sun
    Have a beautiful life
    That serves itself
    Die gently

    What happens?
    Passing you?
    Passing you?
    (My brother)
    QQue passes you?
    Listening to your own voice
    Save your love
    Passing you?
    Soon to be
    If all goes well
    Passing you?
    Passing you?
    Mirate yourself
    Enfrentalo
    Passing you?
    My brother
    See Animate
    Passing you?

  181. ditto Says:

    Yes, but I like these light driven poems better. :)
    http://people.artcenter.edu/~jsong5/thesis/index02.html

  182. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Good Morning from the freezing north. To the left we have below freezing temperatures… To the right, more record breaking snow.

    What’s that? A question from the back row… Spring? No, no, sorry. I don’t know anything about that.

  183. disgruntled scientist Says:

    Hey Van :-) LOL I know I kind of suck at duplication from memory. It’s been a while since I took Spanish.

    I think Youtube has a vid of Latin Simone live if you want to hear it.

  184. disgruntled scientist Says:

    Hehe, “salt illuminates your life”. I am putting that on a t-shirt :-)

  185. Ed from Texas Says:

    Be careful or just start some rampant new internet meme!

    Nice finds on Mr. Rodgers and the LoC Flickr group.

    I’ve been out living this weekend. Weather has been very nice around here this weekend.

  186. Vanamonde Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=azg0GE73Sv4

    For the real thing. But I must warn you, that you will be disappointed if you expect coca cola.

  187. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    quickie translation:

    dejalo si quieres continuar (hermano)
    leave it if you want to continue (brother)
    sal ilumina tu vida
    leaving illuminates your life.. or this can mean leaving explains your life
    todo el cielo aplatandote
    all the sky opens or explodes. .the sky reveals itself
    dime que harés (intentalo)
    give me what you have
    ilumina ese amor
    show me this love
    antes que se vaya
    before you go

    algo siempre te entristese
    there is always something you are scheming or that is going on
    cuando todo va bien
    when everyhting is fine
    que pasa contigo?
    what happened to you?
    algo siemre te entristese
    there is always something going on
    cuando todo va bien
    when everything is fine
    que pasa contigo?
    what happens to you
    que pasa contigo?
    what happens to you

    dejalo si quieres continuar
    leave it if you want ot move on
    no ocultes tu alma al sol
    dont burn your soul in the sun
    tienes una vida preciosa
    you have a precious life
    de que sirve si solo
    that can take care of itself
    mueres suavemente
    and dies slowly

    que pasa?
    what happened?
    que pasa contigo?
    what happened to you?
    que pasa contigo?what happend to you
    (mi hermano)
    my brother
    qQue pasa contigo?
    what happened to you
    escucha a tu propia voz
    listen to the right voice for you
    salva tu amor
    save your love
    que pasa contigo?
    what happened to you?
    antes que se vaya
    befor eyou left?
    si todo va bien
    if everything was fine?
    que pasa contigo?
    what happened to you?
    que pasa contigo?
    what happened to you?
    mirate a ti mismo
    look at yourself
    enfrentalo
    confront yourself
    que pasa contigo?
    what happened to you?
    mi hermano
    my brother
    ven animate
    go live
    que pasa contigo?
    what happened to you

  188. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    in other words.. her brother will alwyas make up some drama when his life is going good and he will leave and fuck everything up

  189. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    this has been your deadpan spanish translation service.

    have a nice day

  190. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    todays Reason to drink

    April 20, 2008
    It’s International Cannabis Day. Enough said.

    Guess I should go fire up a bowl eh?

  191. justa J0e Says:

    So drink drink, it’s never to late
    To drink drink, this town is so great

    Let’s drink drink, to no great suprise.
    but what words rhyme with “burried alive”?

    What words rhyme with “Burried alive”?

    TMBG “Drink”

  192. Ed from Texas Says:

    And, it’s Monday.

    god, i’m so excited…..

  193. Dubshack Says:

    I had this weird idea last night before going to bed, and it was weird cause typically these things should happen while I’m sleeping… but I was like “I wonder how many people I could get to marry me online…” Kinda like that whole spiritual marriage crap, only podmarriage.

    I could be a podligamist.

  194. justa J0e Says:

    soooo sleepy :(

  195. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan!

    I’m really tired of winter…

  196. justa J0e Says:

    looks like we have a real “Mehday” going here for the Deadpan.

  197. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Meh :?

  198. ditto Says:

    day

  199. Dubshack Says:

    Podligamy! Come on people, comedy gold here.

    I was gonna throw in Podsexual too, but I guess we’re meh.

  200. ditto Says:

    200

  201. ditto Says:

    Mehsexual? I haven’t heard of that one. :)

  202. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    One of the issues I have with the stupid weather is that the roads are such I have to drive my daughter for her doctor’s appt. I don’t feel safe with her driving herself. :(

  203. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Can we have mehligamy?

  204. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My marriage vows supported polygamy: we were suppose to marry four better, four worse…

  205. Rhettro Says:

    I think I over did the back exercises yesterday, coupled with this generic over the counter acid reflux medicine, I was 50/50 on coming in to work today. Let’s see how the Tums and Iberprofen do. *grumble, grumble*

  206. Rhettro Says:

    Of course then there’s always Podivorce. Judge, I can’t live with half the bandwidth!

  207. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Our little podcast is four years old and quite a show
    So we spell out the words we don’t want him to understand
    Like T-O-Y or maybe S-U-R-P-R-I-S-E
    But the words we’re hiding from him now
    Tear the heart right out of me.

    Our P-O-D-I-V-O-R-C-E becomes final today
    Me and little J-O-E will be goin’ pod-fading away
    I love you both and it will be pure H-E double L for me
    Oh, I wish that we could stop this P-O-D-I-V-O-R-C-E.

    -Tammy Wynette (sort of)

  208. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Well, I’m off to take my Boo to the doctor’s.

    Later.

  209. Rhettro Says:

    ^LOL

  210. Rhettro Says:

    When you’re done with Boo, take me.

  211. ditto Says:

    Docmehs

  212. justa J0e Says:

    troubleshootingmeh … still

  213. Ed from Texas Says:

    Well, shoot - I see everyone beside Dub has been stricken weith Mehtaint as well this oh so fine Monday….

    And, yes, Dub - that was comedy gold.

  214. Jack Mangan Says:

    Mehtaint is the word, is the word, is the word.

    Dub, there was a cute Texan girl in a blue dress all over the TV news this weekend. She’s recently been separated (with some help from the FBI). If you don’t mind the monobrow, she might be game for a podligamist marriage.

  215. justa J0e Says:

    … who we gonna call ?

    TAINT BUSTERS !!!!!!!

  216. Rhettro Says:

    “Don’t touch me please
    I cannot stand the way you tease
    I love you though you hurt me so
    Now I’m going to pack my things and go
    Tainted love, tainted love
    Touch me baby, tainted love
    Tainted love”

  217. ditto Says:

    From Meh Cell

  218. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Back from meh (that’s right I said meh) doctor’s. They were only 45 minutes behind schedule! She’s been transferred to a new doctor. That’s always stressful.

  219. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Trust me Rhettro, you don’t want to go to these doctors. They’re for “crazy people”

  220. Dubshack Says:

    I saw that girl Jack, she’s not quite my type. Too old really.

    Prerequisite for podmarrying Dubshack: Must have a Second Life Avatar that looks like Avril Lavigne. And have a nice voice.

  221. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    “Meh Boomerang Won’t Come Back”

  222. Rhettro Says:

    Well in that case TEB I may just qualify.

  223. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Dub, does your wife know you’re looking for pod-wife? Is this a different version of the Invasion of the Pod People?

  224. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My daughter like to joke that she can do all the silly things she wants. When she does, if anybody asks her “are you crazy?”, she’s one of the few people who can answer in the affirmative :)

    (it’s a good think I know she’s just joking)

  225. justa J0e Says:

    “Tie meh kangaroo down, sport.”

  226. EssBee Says:

    Hi everybody!

    Is that mehtrosexual?

  227. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Some days, EssBee, some days

  228. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    If I had meh way

  229. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My, My Meh Delila?

  230. EssBee Says:

    Meh Sharona?

  231. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Meh Best Friend’s Girl?

  232. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    It’s Meh Life?

  233. EssBee Says:

    Meh Cherie Amour?

  234. EssBee Says:

    Meh Humps?

  235. Rhettro Says:

    Bruce Dickinson sings Delila.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FP9GWmyz5xI

    That’s they Bruce Dickinson from Iron Meh-don.

  236. Rhettro Says:

    Meh to do about nothing?

  237. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    All Meh Loving?

  238. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Always on Meh Mind?

  239. Rhettro Says:

    “I’ve got two tickets to Iron Meh-don, baby”

  240. EssBee Says:

    Meh Doorbell?

  241. EssBee Says:

    Romeho and Juliet?

  242. justa J0e Says:

    Mehsing Mehsing Mehsing Mehsing
    One of our submarines
    is Mehsing tonight

    Since it ran aground
    on the taint.

    - ThoMeh Dolby

  243. Rhettro Says:

    “I can smell the Chem-meh-cals”

  244. justa J0e Says:

    Yea for Rhett!

    “Good heavens Meh Yakamotto, you’re Beautifull!”

  245. ditto Says:

    “Nobody knows the Mehbble I’ve seen”

  246. Rhettro Says:

    LOL

  247. EssBee Says:

    Battlestar Galacticmeh?

  248. ditto Says:

    Raiders of the Lost Meh

  249. EssBee Says:

    The X-Files: I Want to Mehlieve

  250. Rhettro Says:

    Lee Amada-meh?

  251. ditto Says:

    “Invasion of the Meh Snatchers”

    Don’t let the Meh-people get you!

  252. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I have to do meh housework, so I’m off.

  253. ditto Says:

    It’s a meh-stery to me

  254. jackmangan Says:

    I’ll stop the world and meh with you.

  255. ditto Says:

    Jack Mehgan has spoken.
    So shall meh be.

  256. justa J0e Says:

    Meh say we all.

  257. EssBee Says:

    Ha! Meh say we all.

  258. Rhettro Says:

    So meh we all!

  259. justa J0e Says:

    So EssBee, did you like the last BSG episode?
    Not sure how I felt about the dramatic turn(s) of events. (he says, troding carefully on the thin spoiler ice)

  260. ditto Says:

    I liked it :)

  261. jackmangan Says:

    I have yet to watch any of season 4. I will. . . eventually.

  262. justa J0e Says:

    … wait a minute … no MAN could maintain this much Deadpan for this long!!!!

    OMG !!!
    Jack Mangan IS the final Cylon!!!!

  263. jackmangan Says:

    I’ve been found out!

    J0e must have spotted my glowing red spine when we. . . . er. . . . never mind.

  264. Rhettro Says:

    I saw the errors of my ways and purchased seasons 1 through 3 of BSG on DVD. The Misses and I are hooked. Ready to start the last few disks of season 3. I’ve got the current episodes of season 4 sitting on my DVR. Hopefully I’ll be completely caught up in a week or two. No spoilers until then. *glare!*

  265. Dubshack Says:

    My wife knows nothing of my online life, nor cares.

    Meh.

  266. EssBee Says:

    sorry, Joe! I had to pay attention to meh work a little. Evil empire might be watching.

    I am loving the new season so far, but this last episode was SHOCKING. No spoilers for Rhettro (about time, by meh way), but woah. I’m also not sure how I feel about the recent turn. But I do like to be able to say “I did not see THAT coming.”

  267. EssBee Says:

    Sorry again JOe — I’ll get your name right from here on meh.

  268. Vanamonde Says:

    So Mario Kart on the Wii.

    After trying to play online using the wheel and getting my ass handed to me time after time, I decided to use the classic controller.

    What a difference it makes…I can actually manage not to fall off the road (time after time) on the Rainbow course.

    So Meh for the Wheel and Wahoo for the classic controller.

    Cough

  269. EssBee Says:

    “The meh weaves as the meh wills.”

  270. Vanamonde Says:

    I think I missed the Shock with the latest episode of BSG. It was an interesting development but hardy shocking (not in the same league as Adama getting shot).

  271. Vanamonde Says:

    Is it safe to stop using Meh? or do I need an umbrella…

  272. jackmangan Says:

    Forecasters predict an 85% chance of meh, with sighs considered highly likely.

  273. Rhettro Says:

    Yeah, I think the main meh progenitors have moved on for the day. Use meh or not with your own discretion.

  274. EssBee Says:

    I’m still here, but meh-free for the duration.

  275. justa J0e Says:

    EssBee - my brain really really wants to change your name to EasyBee … so anyway you want to spell mine is okay. :)

  276. justa J0e Says:

    Say, can anyone recommend some Mac-based software (free or shareware of course) for editing DVD files?

    I have plenty of video editing and DVD authoring software but I have this sudden need to edit a scene out of a DVD.

  277. EssBee Says:

    EasyBee is a funny twist, JOe. The nickname started out as kind of a joke and now seems to be sticking. You, too, can call me anything you want!

  278. justa J0e Says:

    Of course I would never go so far as to imply that you are the sort of Bee who would sting just anyone!
    (bad French accent) Huh Huh Huh (/bad French accent)

    I just keep transposing your second “s” as an “e” and Whala ( which is French for “Eureka” … which is Greek for “saxophone”) it becomes Es-e-Bee.

  279. Amy Bowen Says:

    Yesterday was a very Meh day over here. Today, not so much. Shopping and laundry have been accomplished. Now, writing.

  280. Amy Bowen Says:

    My 2GB iPod is almost full. I have 137 (!!!) podcast episodes I haven’t listened to yet. (Granted, many of those are past Songs of the Day and NanoMonkeys episodes, but still.) I need to pull out the iPod more when I have quiet moments in my day, seriously.

  281. EssBee Says:

    Es-e-Bee works for me, JOe! It’s funny in the context of the nickname:

    http://tiny.cc/eCrOw

    Have a good night, everyone! I’ve got crap to do.

  282. Dubshack Says:

    Jack Jaffee is gonna shit his pants when he hears FPR 8. And everyone else is gonna hate me for it.

  283. Dubshack Says:

    “Can you smell what Barack is cookin’?”

    I love that. Hilarious.

  284. justa J0e Says:

    Hi Amy.

    Hoorah for you and your writing!
    It’s nice to know that someone is doing something creative.

    Oooo. That reminds me. Must go make a GJB guess.

    Oh JAAaaaack …

  285. Vanamonde Says:

    I’ve been invited to participate in:

    http://www.ukbiobank.ac.uk/

    A good thing or big brother gone mad?

    I leaning towards the former.

  286. Vanamonde Says:

    +’m

  287. Vanamonde Says:

    Alerted to this by Indiana Jim’s podcast:

    http://www.starwarsfanworks.com/alwaysinmotion.html

    A fan Star Wars adventure where you choose your path through the drama (like those ‘Choose your Own Adventure’ range of books).

  288. Ed from Texas Says:

    Well, I’m glad to see that Deadpan was able to take its lemons and make le-meh-naide yesterday. Tasty!

    As for BSG - grrrr…someone who engaged in a nasty bit of plot twist in that episode better get spaced before the end of the season.

    I’m also having trouble remembering who the good guys are that I’m supposed to be pulling for.

  289. JohnBoze Says:

    Hey folks!

    Well, Fox was in the hospital Sunday night for observation, with grunting for breath the main reason we went to the ER. He’s got the slightest touch of pneumonia, and it appears he is following in Darcy’s genes and developing asthma. We’re hoping it never gets as bad for him as Darcy had it, as she grew up with her mother’s smoking in the house all the time. We don’t smoke.

    So he’s back home and pretty content, we’re struggling with the liquid meds, any tips on getting a 2 year old to take their medicine?

    I think I’ll cross-post this in my LJ, I’m too lazy to formulate a separate entry…

  290. Vanamonde Says:

    Maybe the electronic Cylons will take over..one can but hope.

  291. justa J0e Says:

    Morning Pan.
    Another day, another day of trouble shooting my “workstation” computer.

    Sorry to hear about Fox JB. Hope the little guy gets to feeling better.
    Did they give you those little “eyedropper” medicine dispensers? Those are good for medicating small children.

  292. EssBee Says:

    Morning Pan.

    Good wishes for Fox, JB.

  293. Dubshack Says:

    Sending good vibes.

  294. Dubshack Says:

    Citrucel: It’s like Tang, but it makes you poop.

  295. Rhettro Says:

    Hey Gang,

    I’m feeling much better than yesterday. The headaches gone, the music aches mostly gone and my stomach doesn’t have that full on heartburn. I hope it is a continuing trend.

    Amy: Congratz on the writing. It’s good to be in the habit of keeping your creative side nurished. I still have some pretty hefty house projects to complete, but my hope is sometime towards the middle of May, I might have some time to invest in my creative side.

    JB: Sorry to hear about Fox. As it turns out, both my son and daughter inherited my asthma. But luckily, my son’s is mostly in control with medicine and my daughter has shown less symtems the older she gets.

    Ed: I’m still not caught up on BSG (one more EP of Season 3 and I’ll be on 4), but I’ve felt that way since season 2. I’ve got some theories, but I don’t want to be spoilerific until I’m caught up. LOL

  296. Rhettro Says:

    And Dub, I’m looking forward to FBR 8.

    And?
    “Jack Jaffee is gonna shit his pants when he hears FPR 8. And everyone else is gonna hate me for it.”

    Tainted Dub? ;)

  297. justa J0e Says:

    Glad your feeling better Rhett.

    “the music aches mostly gone ”

    soooo many places to go with this but I’m late to go get a haircut.

  298. ditto Says:

    Once I pod to you (I pod)
    Now I’ll pod from you
    This tainted Dub you’ve given
    I give you all a Dub could give you
    Take my posts and that’s not nearly all
    Oh…tainted Dub
    Tainted Dub

  299. Rhettro Says:

    Evidently my mental state hasn’t improved much however. LOL

  300. ditto Says:

    Frak T-Shirts!
    http://www.etsy.com/view_listing.php?listing_id=11083684

  301. ditto Says:

    This should make GI Joe fanboys happy:
    http://io9.com/382289/power+armor-vs-nano+tech-super-soldiers-in-gi-joe

  302. ditto Says:

    What is with idiots rioting after a win? It’s not like the Habs won the Cup!
    http://www.thestar.com/News/Canada/article/416962