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I think it’s safe to say we’ll meet Jack’s goal of 500.
Now it’s lunch time. Then I think I’ll make some blueberry muffins.
Later!
Holy Moley!
http://www.vimeo.com/993998
That had to take a lot of time.
Seinfeld D20 http://fanboys-online.com/index.php?comic=274#60
Yesterday was my 9th anniversary — how long have you all been coupled (if you are)?
I can’t see there being any progress unless people can be weaned off the car.
The cynic inside me laughs at that and thinks only when civilisation undergoes a collapse will we finally kick the car habit.
No I don’t own a hammer and sickle.
Congratulations, EssBee! How did you celebrate?
Van, that sounds like red commie hippie traitor talk to me. What kind of American are you, anyway? Oh wait. . . .
That D20 Seinfeld was very well done.
We just went out for sushi — nothing too fancy.
“I can’t see there being any progress unless people can be weaned off the car.”
If american cities were designed from the ground up to do that it would be one thing. But we have all these rural areas and large sprawling cities. We could add bus routes, light rail and car pool, but with these large expanses of space and the cities designed for car traffic, it will be hard to impose these things. I’m unsure if the retrofitting of these old cities would save us any energy in the long run verses changing the nature of cars themselves. In Europe, the cities have evolved around public transportation. That isn’t the case here.
hey pan
[pessimism]
I think once the human race stops acting like sheep and demand they fix things, then things will be fixed.
We have all the resources on this planet to make anything we want happen, but we let the few control us.
You know our constitution says we have the right to revolt against our gov.. I think its high time we did.
But thats just my pessimistic opinion
[/pessimism]
my next post will contain no pessimism in it
Now the eating of raw fish, unless you are stuck on a raft in the middle of the pacific, is a practice I’ve never got the hang of.
Congratz Essbee! In August I’ll be celebrating 20 years of marriage. Teresa and I dated three years before marriage, so I guess I’ve been in my current relationship 22 going on 23 years.
Congrats EssBee!! Thats awesome :) This pessimist does still love a good romance :) and good sushi too!
Hugh and I have been together 20 years this Oct, and we will be celebrating our 15th wedding anniversary this Nov. Lord knows how he can still stand me after all this time ;)
I hasten to add I’ve never been stuck on a raft in the middle of the pacific ocean, but I have read about it.
cough
My Mother and Father celebrated 50 years of marriage at the beginning of May.
*ahem*
I just had a total man moment
Hugh sez: we’ve been together 21 glorious years dear
oops :) heh
Wow! 15, 20, 22-23! That’s awesome y’all!
Hugh isn’t going to do a Maurice Chevalier in Gigi impression is he?
http://er.neoxer.com/lyrics/gigi.html
Congratz to you folks Van.
Congratz to the Smartie Hotties.
And thank you Essbee. :)
awwww.. :)
Van, LOL.. no he isn’t
Looks like we might make it to 500 even before we finish our ABC lists
but regardless we will complete them this evening
have a good day all
Thirty more comments needed!
Congradtulations EssBee.
Jeremy – that animation WAS “Holy Moley!”
Kerry and I celebrated our 14th together annversary last month. 9th Wedding anny is coming up in Nov.
Hey Van, that song is appropriate. I find, just to give my hubby a good natured dig, I’ll start going…
I remember where we went on our first date. Do you?
What was I wearing? What were you wearing?
What were we wearing the first time we slept together?
etc.
I don’t really expect him to remember, it’s just fun to watch him squirm.
I find women, generally, have a better memory for silly little things like that.
Some people have too much time on their hands
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=pShf2VuAu_Q
Um, TEB, why would you mention your first sexual encounter with Mr. Energizer Bunny, then link to that Youtube video? Is there some connection?
Congrats on all the successful long relationships around here :)
No connection, Jack. I have a very disjointed mind :)
While I enjoyed the series when it was out, I find myself unsure of the upcoming movie
http://www.xfiles.com/main.php
I didn’t think the first movie was that bad, even if it left too many questions unanswered. Maybe the second Xfiles movie will be a good one.
So a fellow worker has claimed Indy4 is getting slated by the critics anybody seen any negative reviews?
I was one of the few who really liked the first X-Files movie. It wasn’t stellar, but it filled in a few holes and transitioned well into the next television series. As far as the new movie being a fresh start, why bother? I can understand the new Trek being a reboot of sorts because it’s an entirely new cast. But what’s the point of rebooting a series with the same actors? I think I’ll pass. Didn’t the series end with Mulder and Sculley and their magical baby on the lamb from the government or such? I guess I could go to wikipedia. LOL
I haven’t heard anything yet, Van. I thought it might be a little early still.
EssBee: It will be 7 years soon
The first X-Files movie was enjoyable enough, but then the series jumped the shark and seriously went down hill. I’m done with the franchise, so I’ll probably only rent the new movie when it hits DVD.
I liked the first X-Files movie well enough. I’m with JOe, though, and am done w/ the franchise. This will probably be a DVD rental for me. I DO want to catch Iron Man and Speed Racer in the theater, though!
I enjoyed the year after the 1st film, and then stopped following it. I did end up watched the last 4 episodes to see how it would end. And as typical, they didn’t really wrap up anything. And now they are just going to ignore those last episodes. LOL I blame that on poor writting. Once things got going, they should have planned for seven seasons and a final ending.
I DID enjoy the X-files movie although it wasn’t as good as some seasons of the series.
It was just fun to see those characters in full length, big screen action.
It was no “Serenity” though.
…er, well nothing else really is “Serenity”.
What I meant was the comparison between a good series “Firefly” and it’s excellant follow on movie “Serinity” vs. a good Series “X-files” and it’s just good movie version.
oh, like THAT cleared anything up!
Clear as mud J0e :)
Actually, I did understand and I agree completely. To me the X-Files movie was ok, but not great. There were better and there were worse episodes in the series.
^Yep,
Count me amoung those who are “done” with X-Files as well. LOL
X-files movie has a great soundtrack album, as does the TV show.
Yeah, Mike Snow did the soundtrack to “Ghost Whisperer” too.
I could never get into Ghost Whisperer. Maybe I’m the wrong gender.
I’m assuming the only reason to watch it is JLH :)
Loved both soundtracks to the X-Files movie.
498 Stay on target
Ok. Maybe this is really 498 :)
Where did everyone go?
500!
500!!!!
D’oh! Ninja’d by TEB :)
I win 8)
Yep, you do.
So, what do I win?
Obviously the chance to be alone in Deadpan Land.
Hallloooooooo…
………. cool hwip in your bathroom drawers…….?
Ohhhh, If I put cool hwip in my drawers, can my hubby help clean it off?
On that note, I’m off.
Ta
Sorry I was in a meeting. Didn’t mean to abandon everyone. Yeah, JLH is the primary reason. LOL That an the pickins for Friday television are pretty slim other than BSG of course, but it’s on a lot latter.
I’m not sure eye candy is enough, Rhona Mitra couldn’t save Doomsday for me.
Yeah, but you bought a ticket for that. I don’t think I’ll be paying money to go see Garfield. LOL
Yeah 2 hours and 13 minutes I won’t be seeing again.
I got onto both podiomedia chat and wonder radio. All talk about my book. It’s very cool. I feel like a man actual podcaster or something. I want to jump up and down and scream and say that I’ve arrived. But then realized that’s kind of silly. Still, every time someone says they like my book it makes me so happy. Is that wrong?
I don’t want to be in egotistical jackass. In the end even Chris Miller founder of podiobook says himself the podcasting really is just a hobby.
Still I got on a show to talk about my book!!!!
I going to be on Tale Chasing next. :-)
I also told him about Kurt’s Dark Age as well. sorry… DARK AGE!!!
Hmm, you know things are serious when TSH is sounding like a republican!
The wife and I have been together for nearly 17 years and will be having our 15th anniversary in September. Then we both turn 36 – yeow!
I suppose TO the real test will be when somebody tells you they didn’t like your book and what your reaction to that will be.
I must confess, after the X-files movie, I was pretty much done with the show. I plan to see several movies at the theater this summer – X-files 2 is not one of them. meh!
Vanamonde, I’ve had a few of those already. People who just couldn’t get into it. Or people who thought Theresa’s reading was flat. People who felt the story couldn’t hold their attention. People who thought it was just too weird. I’ve had people turn me down for interviews because I was too small time for them. I’ve gotten lots of rejections. The second I leave a farpoint media show, suddenly no one has ever heard of me.
I’ve been at this sense October. It’s just now people are realizing I have my own show.
I take it you’ve tried it and are not into my show?
That’s cool. I assumed that Dubshack didn’t like my show either. I was still friends with him. I was shocked to find out that he was still listening. lol
No I haven’t tried your show yet TO, I listen to a lot of podcasts, and I’ve got a serious backlog to catch up on.
Anyway, early shift tomorrow, so night pan.
Don’t let the bedbugs bite.
Cool, Van… If you ever have the time. or not :-) I still like you!
unless you don’t like me. then your dead to me!!!. :)
Congrats, TO.
Ditto you may live… thank you…
Ed.. if I didn’t like you so much I might have to hurt you for saying I sound like a republican ;)
Congrats on the book stuff Mr Trucker.. may I call you Mr??
Anywho.. Your smarty hotties are sitting on the couch watching NBA playoffs (c’mon Detroit!!!!) and were going to continue our ABCs
I am going to get some pizza hut, comando style… aka I need wash my unddies.
[footnote to the above comment]
in all actuality although I consider myself a liberal, the true republican ideals- before they went all religious on me were actual ideals I agree with.. but not so much right now…
[/footnote to the above comment]
Comics I
I Am Legend
Industrial Gothic
Infinite Crisis
Intersections
In Her Darkest Hour
Inanna’s Tears
Invisibles!!
Sexual Positions I
umm.. I guess there are none
Hugh sez: I got one
wha?
Hugh sez: My nickname
your nickname?
Hugh sez: The Impaler
LOL
Sexual Positions I
Impaler
*pause*
Comics J
Jack of Fables
Jonah Hex
JLA
Justics League of America
The Joker
Jackson 500– a very cool book indeed!
Sexual Positions J
The Jack Mangan *swooooon*
Hugh sez: The Jack Mangan always makes the ladies go nuts
Jewel Case
Janukapara
Hugh sez: Oh we gotta try that one
:) *swoooon*
” If you lift your lover
by passing your elbows under her knees
and gripping her buttocks
while she hangs fearfully from your neck,
it is “Janukurpara” (the Knee Elbow).”
Hugh sez: I’ve got 1 more: Jackhammer.
Comics K
Killing Girl
Killing Pickman
Killer
Kabuki
Kill Your Boyfriend
Sexual Positions K
Kama Sutra
Kaurma *swoooon*
” If, seated face to face,
your toes caress the lovely woman’s nipples,
her feet press your chest
and you make love holding each other’s hands
it is “Kaurma” (The Tortoise).”
kshudaga
Kirtibandha
Knot of Flame
Sitting erect, grip your lover’s waist
and pull her on to you,
your loins continuously leaping together
with a sound like the flapping of elephants’ ears:
this is “Kirtibandha” (the Knot of Fame).
We missed a J: Jaya
Kulisha (ie wheel barrow)
Comics L
Love & Rockets
Lucifer
Losers
Lost Books of Eve
Lost Ones
Positions L
Lovely Lady in Control
lilasana
Lotus
If, sitting facing her,
you grasp her ankles and fasten them like a chain
behind your neck, and she
grips her toes as you make love,
it is the delightful “Padma” (the Lotus).
Comics M
M
MiracleMan
Metal Men
Maus
Maxx
Mice Templar
Moonshadow
Almost done downloading Southland tales. God help us all.
Positions M
Madandhvaja
Monkey
Manmathpriya
Mare’s Trick
Mukula
Hugh sez: Thats like that yoga posture I keep telling you we should try
it is
” She draws her limbs together,
clasping her knees tightly to her breasts,
her yoni, like an opening bud,
offered up for pleasure:
this is known as “Mukula” (the Bud).”
Marditake
Mayura
Milch Cow
Marjara
Mallaka
Hugh sez: thats a yoga posture too! We need to become experts!
we do!
She lies on her front,
grasping her ankles in her own hands
and pulling them up behind her:
this difficult posture is known to experts
as “Mallaka” (the Wrestler).
Comics N
New World Order
Neverwhere
Northlanders – a new one we really like
Positions N
Nirghata
Natural
Nimitta
Hugh sez: *swooooon*
When your lover catches your penis
in her hand and, shaping
her lips to an ‘O’, lays them lightly to its tip,
moving her head in tiny circles,
this first step is called “Nimitta” (Touching).
Nagabandha
Hugh sez: *swooon2*
Comics O
Overman
Outsiders
Positions O
One Knot
One Foot
Outer pincers
Orissan
c’mon Detroit!!!!!!!
Hugh sez: w00t!
Comics P
Preacher
Pride of Baghdad
Persepolis
Phonogram
Pax Romana
Programme
Positions P
Prenkholita
Pressing
Palm
Padma
Pestle
Comics Q
ummmmm…..
uhhhhhh….
errrrr…..
Positions Q
Quivering Kiss
Comics R
Robin
Rogan Gosh
Rush City
Positions R
Reverse Cowgirl!!
Reversed
i
Hugh sez: *swooooon*
f, with one of her feet
clasped in your hand
and the second placed upon your shoulder,
your young lady enjoys you,
it is “Viparitaka” (Reversed).
Rubbing
Ratirahasya
Rustic
how did i fuck that up?
Hugh sez: that is odd babe…
Comics S
I know we have read other S comics, but I reserve S for :
Sandman
Hugh sez: it deserves its own
Positions S
Sky foot
squeeze
Striking
swing
sucking hard
stride
steadied
suspended
striking at the tip
swallowed whole
Hugh sez: *mega fucking swooooooooooooooooon*
When she senses that your orgasm
is imminent she swallows up the whole penis,
sucking and working upon it
with lips and tongue until you spend:
this is “Sangara” (Swallowed Whole).
Comics T
Tapping the vein
Tank Girl
thats all I can think of
Detroit w00t!!!!
Positions T
Sacred Thread
Tongs
tongue massage
*swoooon*
Let your tongue rest for a moment
in the archway to the flower-bowed Lord’s temple
before entering to worship vigorously,
causing her seed to flow:
this is “Jihva-mardita” (the Tongue Massage).
circling tongue
touching
tala
Tripod
thunderbolt
Comics U
Unmen
Underground
Umbrella Academy
unique
positions U
I’m not seeing 1 right away
but now is the time of the evening that we must leave you
Hugh sez: night pan
night pan
we’ll try again tomorrow
Anybody going to Dragoncon that would be interested in room sharing. My wife and I are housebroken and have all her shots. We wanted to go to Dragoncon but were too late to get a room. We want to find somebody to go halvesy with just asleep on the floor. We have an air mattress. Feel free to get in touch with me e-mail if you’re interested. JackJaffee@gmail.com.
morning pan … and still my cold lingers on.
Morning, JOe! Sorry about your cold!
Morning Pan!
It’s velcro’s 50th anniversary. Rip it up today!
I’m celebrating that anniversary with my ankle brace. Yay, velcro!
Right now I’m listening to the workers trying to pull out my old furnace before they put in the new one. It’s very distracting.
Ah the wonder of velcro, that scene in 2001 on the lunar shuttle would have been impossible without it.
What do you mean it was just a set?
http://www.velcro.com/50years/index.php/pages/home
If you are really bored you can see graphs of search trends in google:
http://www.google.com/trends
Have a fiddle but leave the ego at the door.
Wow, is the Pan working again?
If you are really bored you can see graphs of search trends in google by entering some keywords:
http://www.google.com/trends
Have a fiddle but leave the ego at the door.
Freakonomics?
Oh, yea! Trucker said I could live. :)
*snork*
Now, it’s off to soul sucking work I go.
James Garner has a trend graph. Who knew?
ok, back to work.
Seems to be now TEB.
Obviously a glitch in the system that hints at the true nature of reality.
It has something to do with Tweed.
*insert pithy comment here*
The air impact wrench they’re using to uninstall/install the furnace makes the floor all vibratey. It tickles the feet :)
TEB – don’t tell them about that or they will charge you extra. ;)
Tell them to install THIS furnace with velcro!
Also Mr TEB may get jealous.
J0e, would they charge extra for that much velcro?
Van, What Mr. Bunny doesn’t know won’t hurt me :)
Bunnies want bounce
Hard to say TEB. *insert innuendo*
As for what Mr. Bunny doesn’t know … I hear that the furnace guys have LOTS of duct tape.
… and on that note, I’m off to run errands and then eventually get lunch.
Ciao
It turns out it’s not the air impact, its a jackhammer. I guess my old furnace was put in, then the cement basement floor was poured after.
Apparently this was normal for houses this old.
Holy Crap. It’s been 17 years since The Commitments came out. What an awesome movie. Too bad only Van would be able to see their tour this year.
http://www.thecommitments.net/
I have nothing useful to offer – other than to congratulate everyone for meetings Jack’s challenge for a 500 comment week.
Dare we say…. 600?
I say 700!
Heh Here is a conversation starter for yous:
http://tinyurl.com/6n8eky
Re: Commitments: I WILL be in the UK then….
So the hookers said they knew something was wrong when the kids wanted to play XBox instead of getting down to business???
The fact they were only kids didn’t trigger something?
As far as I know, regardless of your profession, pedophilia is still illegal.
I don’t buy the “they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus,” excuse.
You would think they would ask for ID or something.
(Sorry, I find the stupidity of these hooker amazing)
lmao
“They told the suspicious working girls they were people of restricted growth working with a traveling circus, and as State law does not allow those with disabilities to be discriminated against they had no right to refuse them.”
JfS: you going to go?
“Ralph’s ambition is to one day become a politician.”
Ya think?
They ask for ID when selling alcohol, regardless of what the “excuse” by the purchaser is. Why not ask for ID when selling sexual favours?
Ah yeah, $1,000
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