Unsh 14

JMDU

(CA Sizemore chipin.com link)

icon for podpress  Unsh 14: Play Now | Play in Popup | Download

636 Responses to “Unsh 14”

  1. Vanamonde Says:

    Uno!

  2. Ed from Texas Says:

    zwei!

  3. JohnBoze Says:

    trois

  4. justa J0e Says:

    Quadraphenia

  5. EssBee Says:

    FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!!

  6. EssBee Says:

    Jack, I like all of my AKAs! I’ll have to listen again and make up my mind!

    Do any Pan-ners like one over another?

    Oh, and good morning, yo.

  7. ditto Says:

    7 is a lucky number

  8. ditto Says:

    Smooooth like buttah!
    Cooool Whip!

  9. ditto Says:

    I GOT ONE!
    FINALLY!!!

  10. ditto Says:

    Stay on target ;)

  11. justa J0e Says:

    “Don’t get cocky kid!”

  12. ditto Says:

    Are you kissing my sister?

  13. disgruntled scientist Says:

    I did not have the glasses but I did have the hat he wore.

    The closest I could get to the clothing was my mom’s seventies pleather suit and it didn’t quite work the same way.

  14. Ed from Texas Says:

    Are we talking about Vanamonde’s Greasy Jelly Bean Game?

  15. Rhettro Says:

    http://tinyurl.com/5jay32

    That seems like something straight out of a cartoon. There are probably no practical applications. LOL

  16. EssBee Says:

    ditto: I haven’t even met your sister. ;)

  17. Vanamonde Says:

    Probably will be used the next James Bond film.

  18. Vanamonde Says:

    Smooth like butter would be my fav.

  19. Vanamonde Says:

    So this week my niece discovered her dream job that she was due to start was in fact fake.

    Seems the guy fooled the job centre and was collecting details about young women.

  20. Vanamonde Says:

    Now the concept for this movie looks cool:

    http://tinyurl.com/5mc9g8

    Zombie Nazis oh my…

  21. EssBee Says:

    Are we shooting for our nipples on this page? Or on the Deadpan Reaper page?

  22. Vanamonde Says:

    Well in the past it’s been done on show and unshow pages.

  23. Vanamonde Says:

    So seeing the casual racism displayed by West Virginia voters on the latest Daily Show was a bit depressing.

  24. EssBee Says:

    I can do that! Sorry for the comments on the wrong page!

    Last 4 in my iPod shuffle:

    “Long May You Run” - Neil Young
    “Wonderful” - India.Arie
    “Reckoning” - Ani DiFranco
    “Parchman Farm” - John Mayall

  25. Jack Mangan Says:

    n talk on either comments page.

  26. Vanamonde Says:

    Darwin in action.

  27. Vanamonde Says:

    So just started reading ‘The Book Thief’ by Markus Zukas.

    The idea of Death (or DEATH as a TP fan) telling the story intrigue me enough to borrow it from the library.

  28. EssBee Says:

    Haven’t seen last night’s Daily Show yet, Van. It was bad, huh?

  29. Vanamonde Says:

    The racism was bad, but the show was funny as usual, and JS was took the piss out of the racist voters.

  30. Vanamonde Says:

    I hasten to add that this isn’t just a USA issue. The UK has more than it’s fair share of bigots.

  31. EssBee Says:

    “Gone Daddy Gone” - Violent Femmes
    “Money Made You Mean” - Indigo Girls
    “Come Together” - MC5
    “Capricorn Sister” - Mother Love Bone

  32. EssBee Says:

    Bigots abound.

  33. Vanamonde Says:

    Last four albums I ripped for use on my phone:

    Vegas - Martyn Joseph

    http://www.myspace.com/martynjoseph

  34. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Thanks, Van. Here I was all alone on the reaper page *silly me*

  35. Vanamonde Says:

    This Earthly Spell - Karine Polwart

    http://www.karinepolwart.com/

  36. Jack Mangan Says:

    Mother Love Bone!

    What was the WV issue?

    And speaking of incendiary politico thought - go Keith Olbermann:
    http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24632990/

  37. Vanamonde Says:

    In Love + Light - Heidi Talbot

  38. Vanamonde Says:

    In Love + Light - Heidi Talbot

    http://www.heiditalbot.com/

  39. Vanamonde Says:

    The Devil’s Ground - Billy Mitchell

    http://www.billymitchell.co.uk/

  40. Vanamonde Says:

    When in doubt use FUD.

  41. justa J0e Says:

    When Jet Powered Wings are outlawed then only outlaws will have jet powered wings.

  42. Rhettro Says:

    FUD… Elmore FUD.

  43. EssBee Says:

    “Rubin and Cherise” - Jerry Garcia
    “Rock Paper Scissors” - Ani DiFranco
    “Moog Marmalade” - Galactic

    I know a woman who was friends w/ Andy from MLB — I love that band!

  44. Vanamonde Says:

    Well they should be easy to track…until they get stealthed.

  45. Rhettro Says:

    Anything that shortens the life expectancy of outlaws is a good thing, right? LOL

  46. justa J0e Says:

    Gentlemen, I’m afraid we may be developing a “Jet Powered Wing-Gap” !!!

    Is it time to head to the mineshafts yet?

  47. ditto Says:

    Currently playing: Into The Dark by Melissa Etheridge

  48. Rhettro Says:

    You know with the current presidential candidates it’s been all Iraq War and gas prices, but not a single one has even mentioned the “Jet Powered Wing-Gap.” Conspiracy?

  49. EssBee Says:

    “Glad To See You Go” - The Ramones
    “ShoYoAss” - The Coup

    That one was kinda whiplashey. I have to take a little break!

  50. Rhettro Says:

    ^LOL

  51. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Well, they’re all done installing my furnace and hot water system. Now I get to play with a whole bunch of new buttons :)

  52. Rhettro Says:

    Oh - Kay. Time for lunch. Hmm.. corndogs or burritos? Let’s see what looks the best at the Safeway lunch counter.

  53. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Currently listening to: The Medieval Babes

  54. Vanamonde Says:

    Nice video, shame about the song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMT41Li_mjg

  55. justa J0e Says:

    “Smooth Like Butta”

    We have a winner!

  56. Vanamonde Says:

    Better go and stretch my legs before it starts raining.

  57. EssBee Says:

    AKA Smooth Like Butta

    or is it Buttah?

    *mulling it over*

    “Car Jamming” - The Clash
    “Vein Melter” - Herbie Hancock

  58. justa J0e Says:

    Kelw Hippp

  59. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    So, do you think they’ll ever do a Hulk vs. Thor in the movies?

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=tWmHEF_PT8E

  60. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Holy cow, some people have talent!

    http://tinyurl.com/2×4wq7

  61. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    OK, I don’t know what tinyurl did to my link, so let’s try it again :)

    http://tinyurl.com/2×4wq7

  62. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Screw it, here’s the full size one

    http://www.fecalface.com/SF/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1015&Itemid=92

  63. ditto Says:

    Is it EssBee or is it buttah?

  64. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Must head out - Ta

    http://mdesmond.com/end-of-the-internet/

  65. ditto Says:

    Greasy nipples + buttah = slippery nipples ;)

  66. EssBee Says:

    “Set You Free” - The Black Keys
    “Bubble” - Ani DiFranco
    “Scarlet Begonias” - Grateful Dead

  67. EssBee Says:

    Okay, ditto - good one!

  68. ditto Says:

    Thank you. Thank you, very much.
    I take requests too. ;)

  69. EssBee Says:

    Rhettro - hilarious comment on gay marriage on the Deadpan the Reaper page!

  70. Rhettro Says:

    EssBee, glad you liked it. :)

  71. Vanamonde Says:

    Would bisexuals not be a rain on `the plan’?

  72. EssBee Says:

    We do tend to ruin plans, Van.

  73. Vanamonde Says:

    Just listened to:

    I Am A Missile - The Kingsize Five

    on a podcast.

  74. Vanamonde Says:

    The wonders of My Space:

    http://www.myspace.com/thekingsizefive

  75. Rhettro Says:

    Ah, but they make the plans just that more interesting. LOL

    As far as “the plan,” I don’t see their effect as statistically significant as they would tend to put as many prospects in play as they took off of the field. LOL

  76. Vanamonde Says:

    ZP does GTA 4:

    http://tinyurl.com/6by8vf

    Not as funny as previous episodes.

  77. ditto Says:

    The mail bag ep was awesome.

  78. Rhettro Says:

    I liked the mail bag one as well. LOL I’ll check out the current one when I get home.

  79. Vanamonde Says:

    Anger is always good for a laugh though.

  80. ditto Says:

    Yes, but I loved how he graded the emails. One even got a B+!

  81. Vanamonde Says:

    Well he’s convinced me to get GTA 4 on the 360…one of these days.

  82. Vanamonde Says:

    In regards to marriage. What would you say is wrong with the current system?

  83. jackmangan Says:

    J0e has a good post on the Reaper thread on this very topic. Rather than chime in myself, I’ll post Mother Love Bone lyrics, inspired by the MLB talk earlier:

    She’s always been given
    So I can’t always make her laugh
    But I’m proud to say
    And I won’t forget
    The time spent layin’ by her side
    The time spent layin’ by her side
    Dreams like this must die
    And a dream like this must die

  84. Vanamonde Says:

    Yes it was a transparent attempt to get the conversation started on here.

  85. Vanamonde Says:

    I’ll need to add more grime in the future.

  86. jackmangan Says:

    No no - a very good topic, Van. (and J0e and Rhett and everyone).

    I have some thoughts on marriage myself. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
    I’ll try to find a quiet moment to crystallize and post them.

  87. EssBee Says:

    Hey Pan,

    I’ll be the queer person in the marriage conversation (and PLEASE don’t censor yourselves because I’m here). I, like Jack, will find some crystal . . . wait. I’ll find a moment and tell you what I think. Might not be until tomorrow morning.

  88. Trucker Overdrive Says:

    I have seen hell and it is dubshack…

    Southland tales is really bad.

  89. EssBee Says:

    Oh, and nice one, Jack, w/ the MLB!

  90. EssBee Says:

    Trucker, I liked it!

  91. Rhettro Says:

    I very much look forward to your thoughts Essbee. :)

  92. Rhettro Says:

    In a way I kind of hope that Southland sucks. That way Dub can take the heat for recommending a bad film and when we get around to my recommendations for “A Boy and His Dog” and the original “Wicker Man” the fallout won’t be as bad. LOL

  93. Vanamonde Says:

    ABAHD had a great ending though….not up there with Planet of the Apes, but close.

  94. Vanamonde Says:

    I’ve only seen bit of the original Wicker Man..never sat down and watch it all the way through.

  95. Vanamonde Says:

    I wonder if there is a medical condition to explain the compulsion to shorten movies names to initials.

    Guess the film:

    DS: OHILTSWALTB

  96. Vanamonde Says:

    The ‘:” is a bit of a giveaway.

  97. Rhettro Says:

    Well it can’t be “The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies”

  98. Rhettro Says:

    It also isn’t “Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood”

  99. jackmangan Says:

    It’s the Dr. Strangelove sequel:
    “Oh How I Loathe To See Wallabees Act Like Tiny Birds”

    …. wasn’t as good as the first.

  100. Rhettro Says:

    Oh, Dr. Strangelove. Duh.

  101. Rhettro Says:

    B: CLOAFMBGNOK

  102. Vanamonde Says:

    I can’t remember any movies that begin with B.

    groan

  103. Vanamonde Says:

    The Borat movie..aarrrrgggnhh.

  104. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    hi pan

  105. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    B movies

    Borat
    Babe
    Big
    Boyz in the Hood
    Basketball Diaries

  106. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Bright Lights Big City - awesome, awesome drug addiction movie
    Big Trouble in Little Chine

  107. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Bound - awesome awesome lesbian sex

  108. Rhettro Says:

    Big
    Big Trouble in Little China.

    Van nailed it. After I posted the two movies I knew of solely for their long titles I did a search for long titles and found Borat. LOL I forgot that it had a ridiculously long title as well.

  109. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Boys on the Side
    Breakfast Club
    Breakfast at tiffany’s
    Bowling for Columbine

  110. Rhettro Says:

    Dang, ASH beat me to BTILC. LOL

    Is there a movie that has lame lesbian sex? I think not!

  111. Rhettro Says:

    The Bee movie. *snicker*

  112. Rhettro Says:

    Okay, I’m putting off filling out my time sheet. I’ll be back later. Much later.

  113. Vanamonde Says:

    Ok an easy one with a clue.

    DB

    and the clue is U

  114. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    U positions

    Utphallaka

  115. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    V Comics

    Vertigo
    V for Vendetta
    Vinyl Underground
    Vendetta

  116. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    V positions

    Vyomapada
    Vadavaka

  117. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    W comics

    Witness
    Wisdom
    Witchcraft

  118. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    W positions

    can’t find one

    make one up Hugh

    Hugh sez: err… Wife swapping? Wife enslavement? While in moving vehicle? Without hands?

    LOL :)
    Look Ma! No hands!

  119. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    X comics

    ummmm…

    X positions

    ummmmm…

    X marks the spot?

  120. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Y comics

    Y the Last Man

    Y positions

    Yugmapada” (The Foot Yoke)

  121. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Z comics

    ummmm..

    Zatanna
    Zero Hour

    Z positions

    Ze Zexual Pozition

  122. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    we’re done!

    Hugh sez: shall we attempt another one?

    should we?

    Hugh sez: sure

    whatchoo wanna do baby?

    Hugh sez: ABCs of Deadpan

    cool :)

  123. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    ABCs of Deadpan

    A

    Andrea
    Addie
    Alvie

    Hugh sez: I feel so left out with my dumb H name

    awwww.. I love your H

    Hugh sez: I give good H

    Besides, if you put all of us together we’re AAAH.

    Hugh sez: thats awesome babe :)

  124. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    B

    Hugh sez: Buccigross!

    umm….

    ok I cheated Jennifer Batten

  125. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    C

    Cheyenne art

    “Call the voicemail line”

    podCast

    Ravyn Crescent

  126. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    D

    Deadpan!

  127. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    ditto!!!

    Hugh sez: Dubshack

  128. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Dumbass memories

    E

    EssBee

    Ed

  129. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    F

    errr…

    Mark Forman

  130. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    G

    Greg Dulli

    Hugh sez: LOL, I suppose that works

    it better work!!

  131. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    H

    Hughie!!!!!

    Highbrow low brow

  132. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    I

    ummm….

    Interviews

    Introbabble

  133. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    J

    Jackamo Mangarman

    *swooon*

    Hugh sez: *swooon2*

  134. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    K

    eek.. whats under K

    Hugh sez: check the interview roster again

    Stephen King!!!!

  135. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    L

    Mur Lafferty

    Oh we forget Eighties lyrics for E

  136. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    M

    My Parents are Crazy

    Spherical Jack MMMMMMMMMMM

  137. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    N

    Naked Raygun

    Hugh sez: Don’t look at me like that woman, you put Greg Dulli

    ok, ok you are correct

    Nipples

    *phone call pause*

    we might have to go if this call is what I think it is…

  138. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    nope not yet

    O

    Outrobabble

  139. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    P

    Paragraphs
    podtaint
    podcast
    podango

    we also forgot Contents of under C

  140. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Q

    errrrr….

    Q.. ummmm.. Quiet? Quaint? Q-tip?

  141. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    R

    Ralph

    We forget jellybean
    and greasy

    and oh we just fucked this whole thing up

    Hugh sez: sorry Jack

    Oh I think the phone call is happening now…

    yep it is.

    sorry we fucked this list up Jack we will try again another time

    Hugh sez: and we will do better, we’ll build it stronger and faster than it was before!

  142. JohnBoze Says:

    Evening post time.

    They want me to work a possible 12 tomorrow. Therefore I should be in bed…

    an hour ago. Oh well, I refuse to go to bed before my 2-yr-old.

  143. EssBee Says:

    Here’s the one where I give my as promised thoughts on gay marriage:

    I think that my relationship is just as valid as the relationships of my straight brothers and sisters out there. My girl and I have been together for 9 years. We pay taxes, we shop locally, we watch out for the kids in our neighborhood, we take care of our parents and grandparents, and we plan on leaving this world a better place than it was when we found it — at least our little corner of it. We should be allowed to have a legally recognized marriage that protects us and our property if we want one.

    That being said, I have no interest in marriage myself. I’m a feminist, and an anti-racist activist, and I think that calling my very queer relationship a marriage so that John Q. (who doesn’t want to recognize it anyway) understands it is completely unattractive. This world is awesome because there are so many different ways to live. I refuse to mimic heterosexual marriage.

  144. EssBee Says:

    We now return you to your regularly scheduled Pan.

  145. EssBee Says:

    Also, you guys are pretty wicked cool. Just read the comments on the Deadpan the Reaper page on the marriage topic.

  146. justa J0e Says:

    actually we are all just figments of Jack’s imagination.

    Some people spend their time in chat rooms pretending to be 13 year old girls … then there is Jack, who started a forum, created a universe of characters and then spends all day posting under those names.

    I would suggest he seek help … but he is me too.

  147. justa J0e Says:

    … oh, and the cake is a lie ….

  148. Disgruntled Scientist Says:

    I love the mountains
    I love the clear blue skies
    I love big bridges
    I love when great whites fly
    I love the whole world
    And all its sights and sounds
    Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
    Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
    I love the oceans
    I love real dirty things
    I love to go fast
    I love Egyptian kings
    I love the whole world
    And all its craziness
    Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
    Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
    I love tornadoes
    I love arachnids
    I love hot magma
    I love the giant squids
    I love the whole world
    It’s such a brilliant place
    Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
    Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
    Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
    Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
    Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da

  149. Vanamonde Says:

    Das Boot

  150. Vanamonde Says:

    My love of the world stops at spiders.

  151. Disgruntled Scientist Says:

    ok maybe I just love spiders when they are not on me :-)

  152. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    j0e- LOL.. that made me spit my drink. Or should I say Jack…

    EssBee I agree

    Spiders are ok in my book, they eat roaches who are the true evil of the world

    night pan
    night mush
    night cockles
    night John boy

  153. Vanamonde Says:

    Stiff upper lips and Tally Ho:

    http://tinyurl.com/63etkw

    Hopefully the remake of the 1954 film will be a good one.

  154. Vanamonde Says:

    Yeah those cockroaches are such smug gits, always going on how their ancestry stretching back 300 million years.

  155. Vanamonde Says:

    stretches rather than stretching..doh!

  156. Jack Mangan Says:

    Um.

  157. JohnBoze Says:

    3:50AM CDT. Some of you haven’t even gone to sleep, have you?

    Jack?

  158. EssBee Says:

    Yay, Friday!

  159. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan! It’s a beautiful sunny morning. They’re even saying temperatures will reach 30 C.

  160. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Ok, I usually don’t chime in on politics or religion but I’m going to put my two cents in on the whole Gay marriage thing.

    We have had a number of friends and acquaintances who preferred their own sex over that of the opposite. Being friends with them has never seemed to affect the relationship my husband and i have. Nor did it seem to effect how my children grew up. My attitude is, I won’t tell you what we do in the bedroom, you don’t tell me what you do. Otherwise, anything goes.

    more to come…

  161. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    To begin with, Alberta is a very “red neck” province. When Canada first brought in legalized gay marriage, Alberta was trying to find legal ways to fight it.

    That being said, there was a friend (he’s since move out of town and we lost touch, hence “was”) who you wouldn’t know was gay at all just from normal day to day life. Knowing what life in Alberta is like, he was very low key about his personal life. Regardless, someone(s) in (or around) his apartment got wind of his lifestyle. A number of people jumped my friend behind their building. Robert spent several weeks in the hospital.

    Since that time, he became what most would call “flaming”. He developed the attitude of, “If keeping low key didn’t do any good, then I’m going to let the world know exactly where I stand.”

    I completely agree with him.

  162. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Actually, funny story with Robert. When my husband and I first started dating, I was chairman of our local SF convention. I took him to one of our meetings. Robert was also on the committee. I introduced my husband to everybody (it was the first time he met my outer circle of friends). Robert looked at him and said to me, “If you ever get tired of him, let me know. I’ll want to give him a call.” (my husband is a good looking man).

    When this happened, I was a little nervous as I wasn’t sure where my husband stood on the subject at the time. Luckily, he thinks like I do and found it amusing.

  163. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Ok, that’s it on that subject.

    “I have an idea… let’s change the subject!”
    -The Mad Hatter: Disney’s Alice in Wonderland

  164. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    In the news today (on a similar subject)

    Toronto - Ontario will soon join other provinces in providing coverage for sex-change surgery under the province’s health insurance plan, Health Minister George Smitherman said yesterday.

    Smitherman said the details have not been finalized, but Ontario will start paying for sexual reassignment surgery for hte first time in 10 years, providing coverage ofr the limited number of people who qualify for the procedure.

    “It’s the government’s intention to move forward with the provision of services on about the same level as they were (when) cancelled some number of years ago,” he said.

    -Calgary Sun

    I didn’t know it was ever covered.

  165. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Tokyo - Ladies, take your battle for the environment a little closer to your heart with a solar-powered bra that can generate enough electric energy to charge a mobile phone or an iPod.

    Lingerie maker Triumph International Japan Ltd. unveiled its environmentally friendly “Solar Power Bra” this week in Tokyo which features a solar panel worn around the stomach.

    The panel requires light to generate electricity and the concept bra will not be in stores anytime soon, said Triumph spokeswoman Yoshiko Masuda.

    “People usually can not go outside without wearing clothes over it”

    -Calgary Sun

    So why make a bra no one can use?

  166. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    London - Aliens from outer space have been visiting Britain for ears and UFO sightings doubled after the film Close Encounters was released in 1977, according to secret files collating reports by members of the public.

    The alien craft come in all shapes and sizes, but their occupants are uniformly green, the Ministry of Defence files show.

    The archives (at www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/ufos) are the first batch of a four-year release program of all the ministry’s UFO files from 1978 to the present day

    -Calgary Sun

    Any comments, Van?

  167. ditto Says:

    TEB: You ever read “This is my country, what’s yours?” I’m nearly done. It’s a very interesting book. I see the CBC did something with it:
    http://www.literaryatlasofcanada.ca/

  168. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Miami - t was a call to duty.

    A man trying to flee from Florida police phoned his mother for help and she obligingly rushed to the scene and rammed two lawmen with her sports-utility vehicle, deputies said yesterday.

    Mother and son were arrested after the confrontation in the Fort Lauderdale suburb of Pompano Beach, Fla., the Broward County sheriff’s office said.

    Police said they tried to stop Joe Morgan, 25 on a traffic offence but he fled, phoning his mom as he drove away.

    - Calgary Sun

    So what’s with all the bizarre stories today?

  169. ditto Says:

    According to Google, today is LASER TAG DAY!
    pew
    pew pew
    pew

  170. ditto Says:

    What’s that? First laser? Oh, not laser tag.

  171. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    No I haven’t, Ditto. I’ll pick it up.

    What I have read is How To Be a Canadian

    http://tinyurl.com/3egwrc

    While tongue in cheek, it’s actually very accurate.

  172. ditto Says:

    I have that too. Very funny. The book I mentioned is very serious, interesting, and sometimes aggravating. Its a very interesting way to look at Canada.

  173. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I’ll stop by Chapters this weekend and see if I can get it.

  174. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Well, hubby is finally waking up (he has the day off). It’s a long weekend here in Canadaland so you probably won’t hear from me til Tuesday or Wednesday (depending upon what day next week I go into the office).

    Have fun

  175. ditto Says:

    TTFN TEB

  176. ditto Says:

    One interesting thing in “This is my country, what’s yours?” is that the author calls Americans USAmericans. I like that. :)

  177. Vanamonde Says:

    Not sure I believe UFOs are little green men visiting Earth.

    Aren’t you all North Americans in the way I’m an European.

  178. ditto Says:

    Basically. I doubt you’ll ever here a Canadian say they are visiting America; it’s always The States to us.

  179. ditto Says:

    Currently playing: Shoot to Thrill — AC/DC

  180. Vanamonde Says:

    Off out to see Outpost, hopefully with my low expectations about a movie with nazi zombies will mean it will enjoyable.

    That may not make sense.

  181. Rhettro Says:

    Everywhere I go, people keep calling me Jack Mangan.

  182. ditto Says:

    That’s cuz we are all just different personas of Jack. Well, except for EssBee. ;)

  183. ditto Says:

    How ya doin’, Jack?

  184. Rhettro Says:

    Kinda hungry. Do you have cake?

  185. EssBee Says:

    ditto - Central and South Americans also call it “the U.S.” I try very hard to do that myself!

  186. Rhettro Says:

    I tend to say Greater North America. ;)

  187. justa J0e Says:

    Hi Jack. Hello Jack.
    Jack here.

  188. Rhettro Says:

    Hey Jack, have you seen Jack, I need to talk to him. Tell him Jack was looking for him. I have his cake.

  189. ditto Says:

    EssBee, the Jacks agree.

  190. Rhettro Says:

    I wanted to commend EssBee on her post. Well done. I’ve got a few things I need to get out the door this morning. Look for me back here after lunch.

  191. ditto Says:

    I agree with Rhettro, I mean Jack.

  192. EssBee Says:

    Yes, I’m very good at being gay. Thank you, thank you.

    I’ll be here all week.

  193. ditto Says:

    Only for a week? I guess if the show is this good, I’m not going anywhere! ;)

  194. justa J0e Says:

    but you should keep practicing because there is always room for improvement!
    ;)

  195. EssBee Says:

    Hundreds of satisfied customers.

    (trying out the AKA Sleazy Bee)

  196. EssBee Says:

    and AKA Uneasy Bee:

    Did you guys really like it?

  197. EssBee Says:

    and AKA Sacrebleu:

    Fucking A!

  198. EssBee Says:

    and AKA Smooth as Buttah:

    I know, right?

  199. justa J0e Says:

    You’re developing as many personalities as Jack.
    Unless of course you ARE Jack. Then … well, I can’t do the math.

  200. lostralph Says:

    Hello Jack, your name is my name too.

  201. jackmangan Says:

    My head just exploded.

  202. ditto Says:

    Runch time!

  203. Rhettro Says:

    TMI

  204. jackmangan Says:

    All in all, we’re all just Jacks in the wall. . .

  205. ditto Says:

    You little Jack you’re in it now,
    I hope they throw away the key.
    You should have talked deadpan more often
    Than you did, but no! You had to go
    Your own way, have you broken any
    Podcasts lately?
    Just five minutes, Jack, your honor,
    Him and Me, alone.

  206. ditto Says:

    Currently playing: Go Ahead — Radio Iodine

  207. Rhettro Says:

    It was cool day in October and with the clock approaching noon, the Apple Jacks I had for breakfast were wearing off. I decided to jump in the car and head to Jack in the Box. On the way there I got a flat and fumbled with the car jack. It occurred to me that when it came to jacking up a car, I knew jack. But it wasn’t just my lack of experience, I jacked up my back the day before doing jumping jacks with my son. With the tire fixed I was soon at the order window. My casher asked me what I did for a living, I told him I was sort of a Jack of all trades. He remarked that the sunglasses I was wearing reminded him of Jackie-O. That’s just a sort of thing a jack-off like him would say. He must of thought himself a real cracker jack of fashion. So after a quick lunch I rushed home. There were Jack-O-Lanterns to be carved and I needed to get started. To sooth my aching muscles, I drank a cup of joe. Jack.

  208. ditto Says:

    Jack-o! Jack-o!
    Well done!

  209. ditto Says:

    Currently playing: For You — Barenaked Ladies

  210. EssBee Says:

    I am the proud owner of a new attic fan. No more miserable hot summers!

  211. ditto Says:

    Yea!!!!

  212. ditto Says:

    Ess “Cool as a Cucumber in the summer” Bee

  213. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    Time: 12:46 PST
    Sunny, 72º
    At work
    Doing nothing (’cept Panning)
    Listening to “The Globe” (the album) by Big Audio Dynamite

  214. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    Here is an interesting topic:

    What do you use to shave, and why?

  215. Rhettro Says:

    Hmmm… razor and shaving cream, because electric razors make my skin itch.

  216. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    *swoooon*

    Finally a music reunion a couple of punk kids like us can get excited about!!!

    http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/page/news/50702-classic-butthole-surfers-lineup-reunites-for-tour

  217. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    whatevar wordpress

    I’ll shows yous!!

  218. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    lets try this again

    Finally a reunion a couple of punk kids like us can get excited about

    http://tinyurl.com/574zeo

  219. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Wordpress: 2

    Smarty Hotties: 0

    we shall duel again Mr Wordpress, and next time you might not be so lucky

  220. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    what I was trying to post was a link to a story that the Butthole Surfers are reuniting!!!!!

    It made our little punk rock hearts joyful!!

  221. Rhettro Says:

    http://www.cracked.com/article_16251_5-superhero-movie-scenes-theyll-never-let-you-see.html

    I can’t say I approve of Ant Man as a wife beater, but I do admire his special talent. LOL

  222. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    although something tells me there ain’t a lot of other Butthole Surfer fans around these parts

    ah well.. we’re excited about it
    had lots of fun with the Butthole Surfers back in the day

    Hugh sez: maybe a little too much fun

    word that Hughie

  223. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Look!

    we just sandwiched Rhettro

    *swoooooon*

  224. Rhettro Says:

    Hold the mayo!

  225. Vanamonde Says:

    Electric shaver, on my face and on my head.

    I don’t think I’m Jack, but I could be lying.

    Outpost was silly fun and with a running time of 90 minutes it didn’t out stay it’s welcome.

    Nazis - check

    Zombies - check

    Blood n Guts - check

    Pseudoscientific explanation for the zombies - check

    ..and that was that.

  226. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh sez: I use electric. I just prefer electric. I hate razors.

    Not that you asked me, but I get everything waxed that needs shaving :)

    Hugh sez: *swooooon*

  227. Vanamonde Says:

    ..and doesn’t butter get less smooth as the temperature drops?

  228. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    l8r pan

  229. Vanamonde Says:

    Oh and it saves time doing both together.

  230. EssBee Says:

    Ha! That’s a danger I’m willing to risk!

  231. Vanamonde Says:

    Blue dust everywhere. Getting a new carpet and the old underfelt was crumbling into dust, removing it has led to a thin patina of bluedust over everything.

  232. Vanamonde Says:

    Only for people with large gardens:

    http://tinyurl.com/5pqg7p

  233. EssBee Says:

    I would LOVE Airwolf in my back yard!

    Okay, back to iPod shuffle:

    up, Up, UP - Ani DiFranco
    Fennario - Jerry Garcia

  234. Vanamonde Says:

    Just about to watch the latest Lost episode.

  235. EssBee Says:

    St. Teresa - Joan Osborne
    It’s Not - Aimee Mann
    Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You - Lauren Hill

  236. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    Well, I am thinking about switching to double edged safety razors and brush cream. Jus’ cuz razors are spendy.

    Hoo Ray!1!!!eleventy-one!@ On the Butthole Surfers.

    *swoooon* on Dre’s waxed bod!

    *wishes Kerry would get over her fears and wax that shit*

  237. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    Oh, and ditto, check out the book “Sparks!” in the N-A Bookstore. its the book for the Kemper Collection and we did it. I personally didn’t work on it, but still…its my tenuous JfS-ditto real-life connection and I am holding onto it!

  238. Rhettro Says:

    That’s totally Airwolf! as the Wingin It crew would have exclaimed a few years back. LOL

  239. EssBee Says:

    “Stick With Me Baby” - Robert Plant & Alison Krauss
    “Summer’s End” - Foo Fighters

  240. disgruntled scientist Says:

    Need sleep

    Need chocolate

    Neeeeeeeeeeeeeed…well want…well not really want…would very much like or prefer…

  241. justa J0e Says:

    TSH - re:BHS

    I don’t know what
    I don’t know who
    and I don’t know where or when

  242. justa J0e Says:

    Re - razors
    My face has never done well with razors. Bloody hell to be exact.
    I use a Braun electric shaver and have for a loooong time.

  243. justa J0e Says:

    Rhettro - Re: Cracked

    Cut it out. Do you know how much time I could waste at that site?
    Oh, how about … “ALL OF IT!”

    This video for instance -
    http://www.cracked.com/video_15825_internet-party.html

    it is Internet parody-erific!!!!

  244. disgruntled scientist Says:

    Things to do before the day is over:

    1. Change the bench paper

    2. Make more 4% formaldehyde

    3. Take the receipt for the latex gloves to acct services

    4. Finish sample F71 20-30mm

    5. Clean out the -80 fridge

    6. Restock the ludox solution

    7. Filter the silt fraction from the samples to be ludoxed next week.

    Hell I probably won’t do any of that crap. I’m going to get some Taco Bell.

  245. justa J0e Says:

    Smooth as Buttah - Re: (*j0e pauses while he tries to decide WHICH direction to go in this target rich environment*) Hot Summers

    We’re all friends here … don’t you think it’s time you came out of the attic?

  246. justa J0e Says:

    disgruntled scientist - Re: list

    Bump “Acquire the services of a ruthless assistant” to the top of the list and then make a run for the border. *ding!*

  247. justa J0e Says:

    *J0e runs to his corner of the ring looking for someone to tag up with so he can go get a drink*

  248. disgruntled scientist Says:

    Excellent idea JOe…I will ponder this while stroking my non existent beard :-)

    mmmhhh grilled stuffed burritos…

  249. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    Who Tall are you??
    http://i29.tinypic.com/x5ck03.jpg

    Me:
    Jude Law/Brad Pitt - Beckham/Cloony

    Somewhere’s in there.

  250. EssBee Says:

    JOe, you know the old saying. I’m so far out of the attic, I’ve got my feet propped on the coffee table.

  251. Vanamonde Says:

    It would help if it was in inches…imperial measurements for height just feel right!

  252. EssBee Says:

    Me: Hugh Grant/Paul McCartney

  253. Rhettro Says:

    I had to do a little conversion myself. 5′-11-1/2″ = 71.5″ x 2.54 = 181.61 CM, Let just say it’s 182CM. Puts me at Beckham/Clooney. LOL

  254. Vanamonde Says:

    Vin Diesel and Morgan Freeman

    So I have the bald head of the former and the wrinkles of the latter.

  255. justa J0e Says:

    Me: Robert De Niro /Cameron Diaz
    … but I think my lips favor Diaz

    *J0e dashes down the hall of doors, opens the first on the left. A loud train whistle sounds. He quickly slams it shut and opens the next door down. A cream pie hits him in the face. The sexy, shapely female arm and hand that had delivered the pie grabs J0e’s collar and yanks him inside as the door slams shut behind him.*

  256. jackmangan Says:

    I got the new Schick quattro thing with beard trimmer on the other end.
    And yes, you push the button and it vibrates.

    Speaking of. . . .
    http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930

  257. Rhettro Says:

    Actually, I won’t be surprised if we get a five bladed razor. LOL

  258. jackmangan Says:

    Perfectly set up, Rhett.

    http://money.cnn.com/2005/09/14/news/fortune500/gillette/

  259. ditto Says:

    JfS: Cool. I’ll check that out. A couple weeks to go on my training. :)

  260. justa J0e Says:

    What exactly IS a Vin Diesel Diagram?

  261. ditto Says:

    Muscles and brains with no intersection?

  262. justa J0e Says:

    Hmmm
    Isn’t that the Vin Bio-Diesel Diagram?

  263. Vanamonde Says:

    Morning Pan, grey, grey, grey, is the theme on this cloudy day.

    With a pinch of grey for good measure.

    Zebra.

  264. Vanamonde Says:

    A fun version of the Grandfather paradox:

    http://www.abyssandapex.com/200710-wikihistory.html

    AsianAvenger is a cool Avatar name.

  265. Vanamonde Says:

    Today’s safety word is:

    Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu

    When you feel life getting too intense to bare, say the safety word for some relief.

  266. JohnBoze Says:

    Good morning, Pan.

    Lots to do this morning in prep for my folks coming over this afternoon. Bought some al-kee-hall for the occasion. A Canadian cider with the brand name “Wyder’s.” I’m not familiar with this name, the only Canadian cider I know is BC Grower’s and I have the suspicion this may just be a re-branding of same.

    The other is a Sam Adams “Longshot” sixpack of homebrewer’s competition winners, three Grape Pale Ales and three “Weizenbocks”

  267. Ed from Texas Says:

    Wow, looks like at least 200 comments since my last check in. I’ve skimmed quickly to try and keep up with the gist of things. Afraid I wasn’t able to check out anyone’s fine links yet.

    And now, it’s time to build a playground.

  268. justa J0e Says:

    If you build it … they will squeel!

  269. Vanamonde Says:

    Like a little piggy.

    cough

  270. lostralph Says:

    This just in:

    I will be successful someday.

    A fortune cookie told me so.

  271. Dubshack Says:

    If anyone were ever curious about Wingin’ It’s Live Feed Saturdays, today would be the day to get in on the action.

    All I’m saying.

  272. Vanamonde Says:

    Alas I won’t be accessing the live feed this week as I’m off to see this pair in concert:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHSAWM02D0E

    Maybe you can give details later Dub.

  273. ditto Says:

    I haven’t checked out the live feed in over a year. I’m just far too busy.

  274. justa J0e Says:

    This would be the day to do so … if you think you might want to know what it is like.

  275. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    afternoon pan

    nope, no time for the live feed. Also, considering i haven’t listened to wingin it since it became 3d, I don’t think I would have any a clue whats going on.

    Besides we would rather go to yoga and tai chi and then have sushi which is our plan for this evening.

    We hope everyone is having a great Saturday across Deadpan land

    namaste

  276. Ed from Texas Says:

    Well, that’s enough for today. 15 out of 33 stages complete on the playground project. I say stages as each one has probably at least a dozen screws or bolts involved. The basic fort is assembled and useable. Tomorrow I’ll probably do the roof and rock wall.

    Tonight, I listen to my muscles tell me I’m too old to be doing this. I generally ignore them, though there may be some rum involved.

  277. Vanamonde Says:

    So was there a big announcement about wingin 3d?

  278. lostralph Says:

    Alas work interferes with the live feed today.

    Although I may have time tonight to watch Southland Tales. I mat need anesthesia later.

  279. lostralph Says:

    Mat = may

  280. JohnBoze Says:

    Missed the feed with folks here and all. I had a 25% suspicion it was a giant mislead with lots of co-conspirators. What was the truth?

  281. Trucker Overdrive Says:

    wingin is dead… Long live the Dead… pan. Damnit Deadpan is “dead?”… No it name is Dead… no… Deadpan aka the live show that not dead just in a pan…. Yeah… right. I think. Oh well.

  282. JohnBoze Says:

    I hope you’re not driving today, Mr. Jaffee, It doesn’t sound like you have your sense of direction with you right now…

  283. LostRalph Says:

    Well Southland Tales is over.

    My mini review: imagine a 2 1/2 hour version of the intermission from Monty Python;s the Meaning of Life.

    Tomorrow or the day after I’ll post my drinking game for southland tales.

  284. Ed from Texas Says:

    I’ve watched the first 20 minutes of it so far. I think I’m going to need a lot more to drink.

  285. disgruntled scientist Says:

    In billiards, you put english on your balls when the politics are in a corner…

  286. disgruntled scientist Says:

    In English, you put your balls on the politics when your corner is in a spin…

  287. Dubshack Says:

    Allow me to Illuminate the situation.

    1) Wingin’ It is officially dead.
    2) It’s not coming back.
    3) Mike and Brian are REALLY freakin’ happy about it
    4) No one else seriously seems to give a rats ass. Which is just amusing as hell to me and Brian because we pretty much figured that, given the last 20 episodes have been about beating a dead horse.
    5) They’re going to do a bunch of “best of” episodes until the pool party, and then thats it. This includes all incarnations of WI, so tune in because I’m one of the guys picking moments, and you’ll get to hear stuff like Jack Mangan smacking down a lot of people and Alvie and Jeremy from Seattle. And anyone else who ever did anything funny back in the good old days.
    6) I told Brian this means Deadpan is King, and Brian admitted it kind of has been for a while now anyway.

    So… That is all.

    Oh, and I had like an hour and a half of really great sex.

  288. Dubshack Says:

    That last comment was just to show how much I care about everything that came before it. ;)

  289. Vanamonde Says:

    Thanks for showing the light Dub…I think.

  290. Vanamonde Says:

    But they seems no mention on the Wingin it forums about it’s imminent demise.

    No cries of anguish at it’s leaving, no drunken mobs demanding it’s return, just a whimper.

  291. Vanamonde Says:

    In fact not even aa whimper, unless there is an obscure message with a fooked up timedate so it doesn’t show at the top of message list.

  292. Vanamonde Says:

    Of course if I had just looked at the web page:

    http://www.winginit3d.com/

    groan.

  293. Vanamonde Says:

    So any recommendation’s for podcasts? I’ve hour and a half to fit into my schedule.

  294. Vanamonde Says:

    ABC of phobias:

    Agrizoophobia - fear of wild animals

  295. Vanamonde Says:

    Bibliophobia - fear of books

  296. Vanamonde Says:

    Coimetrophobia - fear of cemeteries

  297. Vanamonde Says:

    Decidophobia - fear of making decisions

  298. Vanamonde Says:

    Electrophobia - fear of electricity ~(bit obvious this one)

  299. Vanamonde Says:

    Febriphobia - fear of fevers

  300. Vanamonde Says:

    Germanophobia (also Teutophobia) - fear of Germans

  301. Vanamonde Says:

    Hypertrichophobia - fear of hair

  302. Vanamonde Says:

    Isopterophobia - fear of insects that eat wood

  303. Vanamonde Says:

    Japanophobia - fear of Japanese and Japanese’s culture

  304. Vanamonde Says:

    Kosmikophobia - fear of cosmic phenomenon

  305. Vanamonde Says:

    Ligyrophobia - fear of loud noises

  306. Vanamonde Says:

    Melophobia - fear of music

  307. Vanamonde Says:

    Nomatophobia - fear of names

  308. Vanamonde Says:

    Osphresiophobia - fear of personal odour

  309. Vanamonde Says:

    Pellagrophobia - fear of Pellagra (????)

  310. Vanamonde Says:

    No phobias that begin with Q

  311. Vanamonde Says:

    Unless you know different of course

  312. Vanamonde Says:

    Russophobia - fear of Russians

  313. Vanamonde Says:

    Sciophobia - fear of shadows

  314. Vanamonde Says:

    Theologicophobia - fear of Theology

  315. Vanamonde Says:

    Urophobia - fear of urine and urinating

  316. Vanamonde Says:

    Vaccinophobia - fear of vaccinations

  317. Vanamonde Says:

    Wiccaphobia - fear of witches and wiccans

  318. Vanamonde Says:

    Xanthophobia - fear of the colour yellow

  319. Vanamonde Says:

    No phobias begin with Y it seems

  320. Vanamonde Says:

    Zoophobia - fear of animals

    That’s all folks!

    You can fill your boots with phobias at:

    http://phobialist.com/reverse.html#A-

  321. Vanamonde Says:

    But if you suffer from them all…you are a seriously screwed up individual and I salute you.

  322. LostRalph Says:

    Well there is the Kulture Kast: http://www.kulturek