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May 14th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
Uno!
May 15th, 2008 at 2:35 am
zwei!
May 15th, 2008 at 2:42 am
trois
May 15th, 2008 at 3:19 am
Quadraphenia
May 15th, 2008 at 3:41 am
FIVE GOLDEN RINGS!!
May 15th, 2008 at 5:22 am
Jack, I like all of my AKAs! I’ll have to listen again and make up my mind!
Do any Pan-ners like one over another?
Oh, and good morning, yo.
May 15th, 2008 at 6:24 am
7 is a lucky number
May 15th, 2008 at 6:26 am
Smooooth like buttah!
Cooool Whip!
May 15th, 2008 at 6:26 am
I GOT ONE!
FINALLY!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 6:27 am
Stay on target
May 15th, 2008 at 6:41 am
“Don’t get cocky kid!”
May 15th, 2008 at 7:08 am
Are you kissing my sister?
May 15th, 2008 at 7:15 am
I did not have the glasses but I did have the hat he wore.
The closest I could get to the clothing was my mom’s seventies pleather suit and it didn’t quite work the same way.
May 15th, 2008 at 8:22 am
Are we talking about Vanamonde’s Greasy Jelly Bean Game?
May 15th, 2008 at 8:30 am
http://tinyurl.com/5jay32
That seems like something straight out of a cartoon. There are probably no practical applications. LOL
May 15th, 2008 at 8:46 am
ditto: I haven’t even met your sister.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:06 am
Probably will be used the next James Bond film.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:14 am
Smooth like butter would be my fav.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:18 am
So this week my niece discovered her dream job that she was due to start was in fact fake.
Seems the guy fooled the job centre and was collecting details about young women.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:39 am
Now the concept for this movie looks cool:
http://tinyurl.com/5mc9g8
Zombie Nazis oh my…
May 15th, 2008 at 9:49 am
Are we shooting for our nipples on this page? Or on the Deadpan Reaper page?
May 15th, 2008 at 9:51 am
Well in the past it’s been done on show and unshow pages.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:57 am
So seeing the casual racism displayed by West Virginia voters on the latest Daily Show was a bit depressing.
May 15th, 2008 at 9:58 am
I can do that! Sorry for the comments on the wrong page!
Last 4 in my iPod shuffle:
“Long May You Run” - Neil Young
“Wonderful” - India.Arie
“Reckoning” - Ani DiFranco
“Parchman Farm” - John Mayall
May 15th, 2008 at 10:04 am
n talk on either comments page.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:06 am
Darwin in action.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:21 am
So just started reading ‘The Book Thief’ by Markus Zukas.
The idea of Death (or DEATH as a TP fan) telling the story intrigue me enough to borrow it from the library.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:23 am
Haven’t seen last night’s Daily Show yet, Van. It was bad, huh?
May 15th, 2008 at 10:26 am
The racism was bad, but the show was funny as usual, and JS was took the piss out of the racist voters.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:30 am
I hasten to add that this isn’t just a USA issue. The UK has more than it’s fair share of bigots.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:33 am
“Gone Daddy Gone” - Violent Femmes
“Money Made You Mean” - Indigo Girls
“Come Together” - MC5
“Capricorn Sister” - Mother Love Bone
May 15th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Bigots abound.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Last four albums I ripped for use on my phone:
Vegas - Martyn Joseph
http://www.myspace.com/martynjoseph
May 15th, 2008 at 10:37 am
Thanks, Van. Here I was all alone on the reaper page *silly me*
May 15th, 2008 at 10:39 am
This Earthly Spell - Karine Polwart
http://www.karinepolwart.com/
May 15th, 2008 at 10:41 am
Mother Love Bone!
What was the WV issue?
And speaking of incendiary politico thought - go Keith Olbermann:
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/24632990/
May 15th, 2008 at 10:41 am
In Love + Light - Heidi Talbot
May 15th, 2008 at 10:42 am
In Love + Light - Heidi Talbot
http://www.heiditalbot.com/
May 15th, 2008 at 10:45 am
The Devil’s Ground - Billy Mitchell
http://www.billymitchell.co.uk/
May 15th, 2008 at 10:47 am
When in doubt use FUD.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:51 am
When Jet Powered Wings are outlawed then only outlaws will have jet powered wings.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:52 am
FUD… Elmore FUD.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:52 am
“Rubin and Cherise” - Jerry Garcia
“Rock Paper Scissors” - Ani DiFranco
“Moog Marmalade” - Galactic
I know a woman who was friends w/ Andy from MLB — I love that band!
May 15th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Well they should be easy to track…until they get stealthed.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:53 am
Anything that shortens the life expectancy of outlaws is a good thing, right? LOL
May 15th, 2008 at 10:54 am
Gentlemen, I’m afraid we may be developing a “Jet Powered Wing-Gap” !!!
Is it time to head to the mineshafts yet?
May 15th, 2008 at 10:54 am
Currently playing: Into The Dark by Melissa Etheridge
May 15th, 2008 at 10:58 am
You know with the current presidential candidates it’s been all Iraq War and gas prices, but not a single one has even mentioned the “Jet Powered Wing-Gap.” Conspiracy?
May 15th, 2008 at 10:59 am
“Glad To See You Go” - The Ramones
“ShoYoAss” - The Coup
That one was kinda whiplashey. I have to take a little break!
May 15th, 2008 at 11:00 am
^LOL
May 15th, 2008 at 11:03 am
Well, they’re all done installing my furnace and hot water system. Now I get to play with a whole bunch of new buttons
May 15th, 2008 at 11:03 am
Oh - Kay. Time for lunch. Hmm.. corndogs or burritos? Let’s see what looks the best at the Safeway lunch counter.
May 15th, 2008 at 11:04 am
Currently listening to: The Medieval Babes
May 15th, 2008 at 11:06 am
Nice video, shame about the song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xMT41Li_mjg
May 15th, 2008 at 11:12 am
“Smooth Like Butta”
We have a winner!
May 15th, 2008 at 11:13 am
Better go and stretch my legs before it starts raining.
May 15th, 2008 at 11:20 am
AKA Smooth Like Butta
or is it Buttah?
*mulling it over*
“Car Jamming” - The Clash
“Vein Melter” - Herbie Hancock
May 15th, 2008 at 11:22 am
Kelw Hippp
May 15th, 2008 at 11:31 am
So, do you think they’ll ever do a Hulk vs. Thor in the movies?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=tWmHEF_PT8E
May 15th, 2008 at 11:32 am
Holy cow, some people have talent!
http://tinyurl.com/2×4wq7
May 15th, 2008 at 11:33 am
OK, I don’t know what tinyurl did to my link, so let’s try it again
http://tinyurl.com/2×4wq7
May 15th, 2008 at 11:34 am
Screw it, here’s the full size one
http://www.fecalface.com/SF/index.php?option=com_content&task=view&id=1015&Itemid=92
May 15th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Is it EssBee or is it buttah?
May 15th, 2008 at 11:36 am
Must head out - Ta
http://mdesmond.com/end-of-the-internet/
May 15th, 2008 at 11:40 am
Greasy nipples + buttah = slippery nipples
May 15th, 2008 at 11:41 am
“Set You Free” - The Black Keys
“Bubble” - Ani DiFranco
“Scarlet Begonias” - Grateful Dead
May 15th, 2008 at 11:42 am
Okay, ditto - good one!
May 15th, 2008 at 11:46 am
Thank you. Thank you, very much.
I take requests too.
May 15th, 2008 at 11:56 am
Rhettro - hilarious comment on gay marriage on the Deadpan the Reaper page!
May 15th, 2008 at 11:59 am
EssBee, glad you liked it.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
Would bisexuals not be a rain on `the plan’?
May 15th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
We do tend to ruin plans, Van.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Just listened to:
I Am A Missile - The Kingsize Five
on a podcast.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:14 pm
The wonders of My Space:
http://www.myspace.com/thekingsizefive
May 15th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
Ah, but they make the plans just that more interesting. LOL
As far as “the plan,” I don’t see their effect as statistically significant as they would tend to put as many prospects in play as they took off of the field. LOL
May 15th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
ZP does GTA 4:
http://tinyurl.com/6by8vf
Not as funny as previous episodes.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
The mail bag ep was awesome.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
I liked the mail bag one as well. LOL I’ll check out the current one when I get home.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:34 pm
Anger is always good for a laugh though.
May 15th, 2008 at 12:58 pm
Yes, but I loved how he graded the emails. One even got a B+!
May 15th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Well he’s convinced me to get GTA 4 on the 360…one of these days.
May 15th, 2008 at 2:08 pm
In regards to marriage. What would you say is wrong with the current system?
May 15th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
J0e has a good post on the Reaper thread on this very topic. Rather than chime in myself, I’ll post Mother Love Bone lyrics, inspired by the MLB talk earlier:
She’s always been given
So I can’t always make her laugh
But I’m proud to say
And I won’t forget
The time spent layin’ by her side
The time spent layin’ by her side
Dreams like this must die
And a dream like this must die
May 15th, 2008 at 2:27 pm
Yes it was a transparent attempt to get the conversation started on here.
May 15th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
I’ll need to add more grime in the future.
May 15th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
No no - a very good topic, Van. (and J0e and Rhett and everyone).
I have some thoughts on marriage myself. . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . . .
I’ll try to find a quiet moment to crystallize and post them.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:08 pm
Hey Pan,
I’ll be the queer person in the marriage conversation (and PLEASE don’t censor yourselves because I’m here). I, like Jack, will find some crystal . . . wait. I’ll find a moment and tell you what I think. Might not be until tomorrow morning.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:15 pm
I have seen hell and it is dubshack…
Southland tales is really bad.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Oh, and nice one, Jack, w/ the MLB!
May 15th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Trucker, I liked it!
May 15th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
I very much look forward to your thoughts Essbee.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:24 pm
In a way I kind of hope that Southland sucks. That way Dub can take the heat for recommending a bad film and when we get around to my recommendations for “A Boy and His Dog” and the original “Wicker Man” the fallout won’t be as bad. LOL
May 15th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
ABAHD had a great ending though….not up there with Planet of the Apes, but close.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:27 pm
I’ve only seen bit of the original Wicker Man..never sat down and watch it all the way through.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
I wonder if there is a medical condition to explain the compulsion to shorten movies names to initials.
Guess the film:
DS: OHILTSWALTB
May 15th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
The ‘:” is a bit of a giveaway.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:52 pm
Well it can’t be “The Incredibly Strange Creatures Who Stopped Living and Became Mixed-Up Zombies”
May 15th, 2008 at 3:53 pm
It also isn’t “Don’t Be a Menace to South Central While Drinking Your Juice in the Hood”
May 15th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
It’s the Dr. Strangelove sequel:
“Oh How I Loathe To See Wallabees Act Like Tiny Birds”
…. wasn’t as good as the first.
May 15th, 2008 at 3:57 pm
Oh, Dr. Strangelove. Duh.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
B: CLOAFMBGNOK
May 15th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
I can’t remember any movies that begin with B.
groan
May 15th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
The Borat movie..aarrrrgggnhh.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
hi pan
May 15th, 2008 at 4:13 pm
B movies
Borat
Babe
Big
Boyz in the Hood
Basketball Diaries
May 15th, 2008 at 4:14 pm
Bright Lights Big City - awesome, awesome drug addiction movie
Big Trouble in Little Chine
May 15th, 2008 at 4:15 pm
Bound - awesome awesome lesbian sex
May 15th, 2008 at 4:16 pm
Big
Big Trouble in Little China.
Van nailed it. After I posted the two movies I knew of solely for their long titles I did a search for long titles and found Borat. LOL I forgot that it had a ridiculously long title as well.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Boys on the Side
Breakfast Club
Breakfast at tiffany’s
Bowling for Columbine
May 15th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Dang, ASH beat me to BTILC. LOL
Is there a movie that has lame lesbian sex? I think not!
May 15th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
The Bee movie. *snicker*
May 15th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Okay, I’m putting off filling out my time sheet. I’ll be back later. Much later.
May 15th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
Ok an easy one with a clue.
DB
and the clue is U
May 15th, 2008 at 4:19 pm
U positions
Utphallaka
May 15th, 2008 at 4:21 pm
V Comics
Vertigo
V for Vendetta
Vinyl Underground
Vendetta
May 15th, 2008 at 4:23 pm
V positions
Vyomapada
Vadavaka
May 15th, 2008 at 4:24 pm
W comics
Witness
Wisdom
Witchcraft
May 15th, 2008 at 4:27 pm
W positions
can’t find one
make one up Hugh
Hugh sez: err… Wife swapping? Wife enslavement? While in moving vehicle? Without hands?
LOL
Look Ma! No hands!
May 15th, 2008 at 4:28 pm
X comics
ummmm…
X positions
ummmmm…
X marks the spot?
May 15th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Y comics
Y the Last Man
Y positions
Yugmapada” (The Foot Yoke)
May 15th, 2008 at 4:30 pm
Z comics
ummmm..
Zatanna
Zero Hour
Z positions
Ze Zexual Pozition
May 15th, 2008 at 4:31 pm
we’re done!
Hugh sez: shall we attempt another one?
should we?
Hugh sez: sure
whatchoo wanna do baby?
Hugh sez: ABCs of Deadpan
cool
May 15th, 2008 at 4:33 pm
ABCs of Deadpan
A
Andrea
Addie
Alvie
Hugh sez: I feel so left out with my dumb H name
awwww.. I love your H
Hugh sez: I give good H
Besides, if you put all of us together we’re AAAH.
Hugh sez: thats awesome babe
May 15th, 2008 at 4:35 pm
B
Hugh sez: Buccigross!
umm….
ok I cheated Jennifer Batten
May 15th, 2008 at 4:37 pm
C
Cheyenne art
“Call the voicemail line”
podCast
Ravyn Crescent
May 15th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
D
Deadpan!
May 15th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
ditto!!!
Hugh sez: Dubshack
May 15th, 2008 at 4:40 pm
Dumbass memories
E
EssBee
Ed
May 15th, 2008 at 4:41 pm
F
errr…
Mark Forman
May 15th, 2008 at 4:42 pm
G
Greg Dulli
Hugh sez: LOL, I suppose that works
it better work!!
May 15th, 2008 at 4:43 pm
H
Hughie!!!!!
Highbrow low brow
May 15th, 2008 at 4:45 pm
I
ummm….
Interviews
Introbabble
May 15th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
J
Jackamo Mangarman
*swooon*
Hugh sez: *swooon2*
May 15th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
K
eek.. whats under K
Hugh sez: check the interview roster again
Stephen King!!!!
May 15th, 2008 at 4:48 pm
L
Mur Lafferty
Oh we forget Eighties lyrics for E
May 15th, 2008 at 4:50 pm
M
My Parents are Crazy
Spherical Jack MMMMMMMMMMM
May 15th, 2008 at 4:51 pm
N
Naked Raygun
Hugh sez: Don’t look at me like that woman, you put Greg Dulli
ok, ok you are correct
Nipples
*phone call pause*
we might have to go if this call is what I think it is…
May 15th, 2008 at 4:52 pm
nope not yet
O
Outrobabble
May 15th, 2008 at 4:53 pm
P
Paragraphs
podtaint
podcast
podango
we also forgot Contents of under C
May 15th, 2008 at 4:54 pm
Q
errrrr….
Q.. ummmm.. Quiet? Quaint? Q-tip?
May 15th, 2008 at 4:57 pm
R
Ralph
We forget jellybean
and greasy
and oh we just fucked this whole thing up
Hugh sez: sorry Jack
Oh I think the phone call is happening now…
yep it is.
sorry we fucked this list up Jack we will try again another time
Hugh sez: and we will do better, we’ll build it stronger and faster than it was before!
May 15th, 2008 at 5:32 pm
Evening post time.
They want me to work a possible 12 tomorrow. Therefore I should be in bed…
an hour ago. Oh well, I refuse to go to bed before my 2-yr-old.
May 15th, 2008 at 6:23 pm
Here’s the one where I give my as promised thoughts on gay marriage:
I think that my relationship is just as valid as the relationships of my straight brothers and sisters out there. My girl and I have been together for 9 years. We pay taxes, we shop locally, we watch out for the kids in our neighborhood, we take care of our parents and grandparents, and we plan on leaving this world a better place than it was when we found it — at least our little corner of it. We should be allowed to have a legally recognized marriage that protects us and our property if we want one.
That being said, I have no interest in marriage myself. I’m a feminist, and an anti-racist activist, and I think that calling my very queer relationship a marriage so that John Q. (who doesn’t want to recognize it anyway) understands it is completely unattractive. This world is awesome because there are so many different ways to live. I refuse to mimic heterosexual marriage.
May 15th, 2008 at 6:26 pm
We now return you to your regularly scheduled Pan.
May 15th, 2008 at 6:34 pm
Also, you guys are pretty wicked cool. Just read the comments on the Deadpan the Reaper page on the marriage topic.
May 15th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
actually we are all just figments of Jack’s imagination.
Some people spend their time in chat rooms pretending to be 13 year old girls … then there is Jack, who started a forum, created a universe of characters and then spends all day posting under those names.
I would suggest he seek help … but he is me too.
May 15th, 2008 at 6:57 pm
… oh, and the cake is a lie ….
May 15th, 2008 at 10:16 pm
I love the mountains
I love the clear blue skies
I love big bridges
I love when great whites fly
I love the whole world
And all its sights and sounds
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
I love the oceans
I love real dirty things
I love to go fast
I love Egyptian kings
I love the whole world
And all its craziness
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
I love tornadoes
I love arachnids
I love hot magma
I love the giant squids
I love the whole world
It’s such a brilliant place
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
Boom-dee-ah-da, boom-dee-ah-da
May 15th, 2008 at 10:29 pm
Das Boot
May 15th, 2008 at 10:34 pm
My love of the world stops at spiders.
May 15th, 2008 at 10:41 pm
ok maybe I just love spiders when they are not on me
May 15th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
j0e- LOL.. that made me spit my drink. Or should I say Jack…
EssBee I agree
Spiders are ok in my book, they eat roaches who are the true evil of the world
night pan
night mush
night cockles
night John boy
May 15th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Stiff upper lips and Tally Ho:
http://tinyurl.com/63etkw
Hopefully the remake of the 1954 film will be a good one.
May 15th, 2008 at 11:41 pm
Yeah those cockroaches are such smug gits, always going on how their ancestry stretching back 300 million years.
May 15th, 2008 at 11:42 pm
stretches rather than stretching..doh!
May 15th, 2008 at 11:56 pm
Um.
May 16th, 2008 at 12:52 am
3:50AM CDT. Some of you haven’t even gone to sleep, have you?
Jack?
May 16th, 2008 at 5:25 am
Yay, Friday!
May 16th, 2008 at 5:56 am
Morning Pan! It’s a beautiful sunny morning. They’re even saying temperatures will reach 30 C.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:00 am
Ok, I usually don’t chime in on politics or religion but I’m going to put my two cents in on the whole Gay marriage thing.
We have had a number of friends and acquaintances who preferred their own sex over that of the opposite. Being friends with them has never seemed to affect the relationship my husband and i have. Nor did it seem to effect how my children grew up. My attitude is, I won’t tell you what we do in the bedroom, you don’t tell me what you do. Otherwise, anything goes.
more to come…
May 16th, 2008 at 6:06 am
To begin with, Alberta is a very “red neck” province. When Canada first brought in legalized gay marriage, Alberta was trying to find legal ways to fight it.
That being said, there was a friend (he’s since move out of town and we lost touch, hence “was”) who you wouldn’t know was gay at all just from normal day to day life. Knowing what life in Alberta is like, he was very low key about his personal life. Regardless, someone(s) in (or around) his apartment got wind of his lifestyle. A number of people jumped my friend behind their building. Robert spent several weeks in the hospital.
Since that time, he became what most would call “flaming”. He developed the attitude of, “If keeping low key didn’t do any good, then I’m going to let the world know exactly where I stand.”
I completely agree with him.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:12 am
Actually, funny story with Robert. When my husband and I first started dating, I was chairman of our local SF convention. I took him to one of our meetings. Robert was also on the committee. I introduced my husband to everybody (it was the first time he met my outer circle of friends). Robert looked at him and said to me, “If you ever get tired of him, let me know. I’ll want to give him a call.” (my husband is a good looking man).
When this happened, I was a little nervous as I wasn’t sure where my husband stood on the subject at the time. Luckily, he thinks like I do and found it amusing.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:13 am
Ok, that’s it on that subject.
“I have an idea… let’s change the subject!”
-The Mad Hatter: Disney’s Alice in Wonderland
May 16th, 2008 at 6:18 am
In the news today (on a similar subject)
Toronto - Ontario will soon join other provinces in providing coverage for sex-change surgery under the province’s health insurance plan, Health Minister George Smitherman said yesterday.
Smitherman said the details have not been finalized, but Ontario will start paying for sexual reassignment surgery for hte first time in 10 years, providing coverage ofr the limited number of people who qualify for the procedure.
“It’s the government’s intention to move forward with the provision of services on about the same level as they were (when) cancelled some number of years ago,” he said.
-Calgary Sun
I didn’t know it was ever covered.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:22 am
Tokyo - Ladies, take your battle for the environment a little closer to your heart with a solar-powered bra that can generate enough electric energy to charge a mobile phone or an iPod.
Lingerie maker Triumph International Japan Ltd. unveiled its environmentally friendly “Solar Power Bra” this week in Tokyo which features a solar panel worn around the stomach.
The panel requires light to generate electricity and the concept bra will not be in stores anytime soon, said Triumph spokeswoman Yoshiko Masuda.
“People usually can not go outside without wearing clothes over it”
-Calgary Sun
So why make a bra no one can use?
May 16th, 2008 at 6:26 am
London - Aliens from outer space have been visiting Britain for ears and UFO sightings doubled after the film Close Encounters was released in 1977, according to secret files collating reports by members of the public.
The alien craft come in all shapes and sizes, but their occupants are uniformly green, the Ministry of Defence files show.
The archives (at www.nationalarchives.gov.uk/ufos) are the first batch of a four-year release program of all the ministry’s UFO files from 1978 to the present day
-Calgary Sun
Any comments, Van?
May 16th, 2008 at 6:29 am
TEB: You ever read “This is my country, what’s yours?” I’m nearly done. It’s a very interesting book. I see the CBC did something with it:
http://www.literaryatlasofcanada.ca/
May 16th, 2008 at 6:29 am
Miami - t was a call to duty.
A man trying to flee from Florida police phoned his mother for help and she obligingly rushed to the scene and rammed two lawmen with her sports-utility vehicle, deputies said yesterday.
Mother and son were arrested after the confrontation in the Fort Lauderdale suburb of Pompano Beach, Fla., the Broward County sheriff’s office said.
Police said they tried to stop Joe Morgan, 25 on a traffic offence but he fled, phoning his mom as he drove away.
- Calgary Sun
So what’s with all the bizarre stories today?
May 16th, 2008 at 6:30 am
According to Google, today is LASER TAG DAY!
pew
pew pew
pew
May 16th, 2008 at 6:31 am
What’s that? First laser? Oh, not laser tag.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:36 am
No I haven’t, Ditto. I’ll pick it up.
What I have read is How To Be a Canadian
http://tinyurl.com/3egwrc
While tongue in cheek, it’s actually very accurate.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:37 am
I have that too. Very funny. The book I mentioned is very serious, interesting, and sometimes aggravating. Its a very interesting way to look at Canada.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:43 am
I’ll stop by Chapters this weekend and see if I can get it.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:46 am
Well, hubby is finally waking up (he has the day off). It’s a long weekend here in Canadaland so you probably won’t hear from me til Tuesday or Wednesday (depending upon what day next week I go into the office).
Have fun
May 16th, 2008 at 6:47 am
TTFN TEB
May 16th, 2008 at 6:49 am
One interesting thing in “This is my country, what’s yours?” is that the author calls Americans USAmericans. I like that.
May 16th, 2008 at 7:10 am
Not sure I believe UFOs are little green men visiting Earth.
Aren’t you all North Americans in the way I’m an European.
May 16th, 2008 at 7:15 am
Basically. I doubt you’ll ever here a Canadian say they are visiting America; it’s always The States to us.
May 16th, 2008 at 7:15 am
Currently playing: Shoot to Thrill — AC/DC
May 16th, 2008 at 7:17 am
Off out to see Outpost, hopefully with my low expectations about a movie with nazi zombies will mean it will enjoyable.
That may not make sense.
May 16th, 2008 at 7:19 am
Everywhere I go, people keep calling me Jack Mangan.
May 16th, 2008 at 7:20 am
That’s cuz we are all just different personas of Jack. Well, except for EssBee.
May 16th, 2008 at 7:20 am
How ya doin’, Jack?
May 16th, 2008 at 7:21 am
Kinda hungry. Do you have cake?
May 16th, 2008 at 7:22 am
ditto - Central and South Americans also call it “the U.S.” I try very hard to do that myself!
May 16th, 2008 at 7:24 am
I tend to say Greater North America.
May 16th, 2008 at 7:24 am
Hi Jack. Hello Jack.
Jack here.
May 16th, 2008 at 7:28 am
Hey Jack, have you seen Jack, I need to talk to him. Tell him Jack was looking for him. I have his cake.
May 16th, 2008 at 7:39 am
EssBee, the Jacks agree.
May 16th, 2008 at 7:55 am
I wanted to commend EssBee on her post. Well done. I’ve got a few things I need to get out the door this morning. Look for me back here after lunch.
May 16th, 2008 at 7:58 am
I agree with Rhettro, I mean Jack.
May 16th, 2008 at 8:10 am
Yes, I’m very good at being gay. Thank you, thank you.
I’ll be here all week.
May 16th, 2008 at 8:12 am
Only for a week? I guess if the show is this good, I’m not going anywhere!
May 16th, 2008 at 8:13 am
but you should keep practicing because there is always room for improvement!
May 16th, 2008 at 8:13 am
Hundreds of satisfied customers.
(trying out the AKA Sleazy Bee)
May 16th, 2008 at 8:16 am
and AKA Uneasy Bee:
Did you guys really like it?
May 16th, 2008 at 8:16 am
and AKA Sacrebleu:
Fucking A!
May 16th, 2008 at 8:17 am
and AKA Smooth as Buttah:
I know, right?
May 16th, 2008 at 8:25 am
You’re developing as many personalities as Jack.
Unless of course you ARE Jack. Then … well, I can’t do the math.
May 16th, 2008 at 8:41 am
Hello Jack, your name is my name too.
May 16th, 2008 at 8:47 am
My head just exploded.
May 16th, 2008 at 8:53 am
Runch time!
May 16th, 2008 at 9:02 am
TMI
May 16th, 2008 at 9:51 am
All in all, we’re all just Jacks in the wall. . .
May 16th, 2008 at 9:56 am
You little Jack you’re in it now,
I hope they throw away the key.
You should have talked deadpan more often
Than you did, but no! You had to go
Your own way, have you broken any
Podcasts lately?
Just five minutes, Jack, your honor,
Him and Me, alone.
May 16th, 2008 at 10:06 am
Currently playing: Go Ahead — Radio Iodine
May 16th, 2008 at 10:21 am
It was cool day in October and with the clock approaching noon, the Apple Jacks I had for breakfast were wearing off. I decided to jump in the car and head to Jack in the Box. On the way there I got a flat and fumbled with the car jack. It occurred to me that when it came to jacking up a car, I knew jack. But it wasn’t just my lack of experience, I jacked up my back the day before doing jumping jacks with my son. With the tire fixed I was soon at the order window. My casher asked me what I did for a living, I told him I was sort of a Jack of all trades. He remarked that the sunglasses I was wearing reminded him of Jackie-O. That’s just a sort of thing a jack-off like him would say. He must of thought himself a real cracker jack of fashion. So after a quick lunch I rushed home. There were Jack-O-Lanterns to be carved and I needed to get started. To sooth my aching muscles, I drank a cup of joe. Jack.
May 16th, 2008 at 10:48 am
Jack-o! Jack-o!
Well done!
May 16th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Currently playing: For You — Barenaked Ladies
May 16th, 2008 at 11:19 am
I am the proud owner of a new attic fan. No more miserable hot summers!
May 16th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Yea!!!!
May 16th, 2008 at 11:25 am
Ess “Cool as a Cucumber in the summer” Bee
May 16th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Time: 12:46 PST
Sunny, 72º
At work
Doing nothing (’cept Panning)
Listening to “The Globe” (the album) by Big Audio Dynamite
May 16th, 2008 at 11:48 am
Here is an interesting topic:
What do you use to shave, and why?
May 16th, 2008 at 12:04 pm
Hmmm… razor and shaving cream, because electric razors make my skin itch.
May 16th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
*swoooon*
Finally a music reunion a couple of punk kids like us can get excited about!!!
http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/page/news/50702-classic-butthole-surfers-lineup-reunites-for-tour
May 16th, 2008 at 12:08 pm
whatevar wordpress
I’ll shows yous!!
May 16th, 2008 at 12:09 pm
lets try this again
Finally a reunion a couple of punk kids like us can get excited about
http://tinyurl.com/574zeo
May 16th, 2008 at 12:11 pm
Wordpress: 2
Smarty Hotties: 0
we shall duel again Mr Wordpress, and next time you might not be so lucky
May 16th, 2008 at 12:12 pm
what I was trying to post was a link to a story that the Butthole Surfers are reuniting!!!!!
It made our little punk rock hearts joyful!!
May 16th, 2008 at 12:15 pm
http://www.cracked.com/article_16251_5-superhero-movie-scenes-theyll-never-let-you-see.html
I can’t say I approve of Ant Man as a wife beater, but I do admire his special talent. LOL
May 16th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
although something tells me there ain’t a lot of other Butthole Surfer fans around these parts
ah well.. we’re excited about it
had lots of fun with the Butthole Surfers back in the day
Hugh sez: maybe a little too much fun
word that Hughie
May 16th, 2008 at 12:18 pm
Look!
we just sandwiched Rhettro
*swoooooon*
May 16th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Hold the mayo!
May 16th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
Electric shaver, on my face and on my head.
I don’t think I’m Jack, but I could be lying.
Outpost was silly fun and with a running time of 90 minutes it didn’t out stay it’s welcome.
Nazis - check
Zombies - check
Blood n Guts - check
Pseudoscientific explanation for the zombies - check
..and that was that.
May 16th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
Hugh sez: I use electric. I just prefer electric. I hate razors.
Not that you asked me, but I get everything waxed that needs shaving
Hugh sez: *swooooon*
May 16th, 2008 at 12:23 pm
..and doesn’t butter get less smooth as the temperature drops?
May 16th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
l8r pan
May 16th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Oh and it saves time doing both together.
May 16th, 2008 at 12:38 pm
Ha! That’s a danger I’m willing to risk!
May 16th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
Blue dust everywhere. Getting a new carpet and the old underfelt was crumbling into dust, removing it has led to a thin patina of bluedust over everything.
May 16th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
Only for people with large gardens:
http://tinyurl.com/5pqg7p
May 16th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
I would LOVE Airwolf in my back yard!
Okay, back to iPod shuffle:
up, Up, UP - Ani DiFranco
Fennario - Jerry Garcia
May 16th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
Just about to watch the latest Lost episode.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:24 pm
St. Teresa - Joan Osborne
It’s Not - Aimee Mann
Can’t Take My Eyes Off Of You - Lauren Hill
May 16th, 2008 at 1:29 pm
Well, I am thinking about switching to double edged safety razors and brush cream. Jus’ cuz razors are spendy.
Hoo Ray!1!!!eleventy-one!@ On the Butthole Surfers.
*swoooon* on Dre’s waxed bod!
*wishes Kerry would get over her fears and wax that shit*
May 16th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
Oh, and ditto, check out the book “Sparks!” in the N-A Bookstore. its the book for the Kemper Collection and we did it. I personally didn’t work on it, but still…its my tenuous JfS-ditto real-life connection and I am holding onto it!
May 16th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
That’s totally Airwolf! as the Wingin It crew would have exclaimed a few years back. LOL
May 16th, 2008 at 1:31 pm
“Stick With Me Baby” - Robert Plant & Alison Krauss
“Summer’s End” - Foo Fighters
May 16th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Need sleep
Need chocolate
Neeeeeeeeeeeeeed…well want…well not really want…would very much like or prefer…
May 16th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
TSH - re:BHS
I don’t know what
I don’t know who
and I don’t know where or when
May 16th, 2008 at 1:56 pm
Re - razors
My face has never done well with razors. Bloody hell to be exact.
I use a Braun electric shaver and have for a loooong time.
May 16th, 2008 at 1:58 pm
Rhettro - Re: Cracked
Cut it out. Do you know how much time I could waste at that site?
Oh, how about … “ALL OF IT!”
This video for instance -
http://www.cracked.com/video_15825_internet-party.html
it is Internet parody-erific!!!!
May 16th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Things to do before the day is over:
1. Change the bench paper
2. Make more 4% formaldehyde
3. Take the receipt for the latex gloves to acct services
4. Finish sample F71 20-30mm
5. Clean out the -80 fridge
6. Restock the ludox solution
7. Filter the silt fraction from the samples to be ludoxed next week.
Hell I probably won’t do any of that crap. I’m going to get some Taco Bell.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:03 pm
Smooth as Buttah - Re: (*j0e pauses while he tries to decide WHICH direction to go in this target rich environment*) Hot Summers
We’re all friends here … don’t you think it’s time you came out of the attic?
May 16th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
disgruntled scientist - Re: list
Bump “Acquire the services of a ruthless assistant” to the top of the list and then make a run for the border. *ding!*
May 16th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
*J0e runs to his corner of the ring looking for someone to tag up with so he can go get a drink*
May 16th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Excellent idea JOe…I will ponder this while stroking my non existent beard
mmmhhh grilled stuffed burritos…
May 16th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
Who Tall are you??
http://i29.tinypic.com/x5ck03.jpg
Me:
Jude Law/Brad Pitt - Beckham/Cloony
Somewhere’s in there.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
JOe, you know the old saying. I’m so far out of the attic, I’ve got my feet propped on the coffee table.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
It would help if it was in inches…imperial measurements for height just feel right!
May 16th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
Me: Hugh Grant/Paul McCartney
May 16th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
I had to do a little conversion myself. 5′-11-1/2″ = 71.5″ x 2.54 = 181.61 CM, Let just say it’s 182CM. Puts me at Beckham/Clooney. LOL
May 16th, 2008 at 2:41 pm
Vin Diesel and Morgan Freeman
So I have the bald head of the former and the wrinkles of the latter.
May 16th, 2008 at 2:49 pm
Me: Robert De Niro /Cameron Diaz
… but I think my lips favor Diaz
*J0e dashes down the hall of doors, opens the first on the left. A loud train whistle sounds. He quickly slams it shut and opens the next door down. A cream pie hits him in the face. The sexy, shapely female arm and hand that had delivered the pie grabs J0e’s collar and yanks him inside as the door slams shut behind him.*
May 16th, 2008 at 3:26 pm
I got the new Schick quattro thing with beard trimmer on the other end.
And yes, you push the button and it vibrates.
Speaking of. . . .
http://www.theonion.com/content/node/33930
May 16th, 2008 at 3:41 pm
Actually, I won’t be surprised if we get a five bladed razor. LOL
May 16th, 2008 at 3:44 pm
Perfectly set up, Rhett.
http://money.cnn.com/2005/09/14/news/fortune500/gillette/
May 16th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
JfS: Cool. I’ll check that out. A couple weeks to go on my training.
May 16th, 2008 at 6:54 pm
What exactly IS a Vin Diesel Diagram?
May 16th, 2008 at 7:21 pm
Muscles and brains with no intersection?
May 16th, 2008 at 7:43 pm
Hmmm
Isn’t that the Vin Bio-Diesel Diagram?
May 16th, 2008 at 11:19 pm
Morning Pan, grey, grey, grey, is the theme on this cloudy day.
With a pinch of grey for good measure.
Zebra.
May 17th, 2008 at 2:50 am
A fun version of the Grandfather paradox:
http://www.abyssandapex.com/200710-wikihistory.html
AsianAvenger is a cool Avatar name.
May 17th, 2008 at 3:21 am
Today’s safety word is:
Taumatawhakatangihangakoauauotamateaturipukakapikimaungahoronukupokaiwhenuakitanatahu
When you feel life getting too intense to bare, say the safety word for some relief.
May 17th, 2008 at 5:45 am
Good morning, Pan.
Lots to do this morning in prep for my folks coming over this afternoon. Bought some al-kee-hall for the occasion. A Canadian cider with the brand name “Wyder’s.” I’m not familiar with this name, the only Canadian cider I know is BC Grower’s and I have the suspicion this may just be a re-branding of same.
The other is a Sam Adams “Longshot” sixpack of homebrewer’s competition winners, three Grape Pale Ales and three “Weizenbocks”
May 17th, 2008 at 7:11 am
Wow, looks like at least 200 comments since my last check in. I’ve skimmed quickly to try and keep up with the gist of things. Afraid I wasn’t able to check out anyone’s fine links yet.
And now, it’s time to build a playground.
May 17th, 2008 at 7:16 am
If you build it … they will squeel!
May 17th, 2008 at 7:45 am
Like a little piggy.
cough
May 17th, 2008 at 8:18 am
This just in:
I will be successful someday.
A fortune cookie told me so.
May 17th, 2008 at 8:26 am
If anyone were ever curious about Wingin’ It’s Live Feed Saturdays, today would be the day to get in on the action.
All I’m saying.
May 17th, 2008 at 8:37 am
Alas I won’t be accessing the live feed this week as I’m off to see this pair in concert:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yHSAWM02D0E
Maybe you can give details later Dub.
May 17th, 2008 at 9:11 am
I haven’t checked out the live feed in over a year. I’m just far too busy.
May 17th, 2008 at 10:38 am
This would be the day to do so … if you think you might want to know what it is like.
May 17th, 2008 at 12:47 pm
afternoon pan
nope, no time for the live feed. Also, considering i haven’t listened to wingin it since it became 3d, I don’t think I would have any a clue whats going on.
Besides we would rather go to yoga and tai chi and then have sushi which is our plan for this evening.
We hope everyone is having a great Saturday across Deadpan land
namaste
May 17th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
Well, that’s enough for today. 15 out of 33 stages complete on the playground project. I say stages as each one has probably at least a dozen screws or bolts involved. The basic fort is assembled and useable. Tomorrow I’ll probably do the roof and rock wall.
Tonight, I listen to my muscles tell me I’m too old to be doing this. I generally ignore them, though there may be some rum involved.
May 17th, 2008 at 2:55 pm
So was there a big announcement about wingin 3d?
May 17th, 2008 at 3:16 pm
Alas work interferes with the live feed today.
Although I may have time tonight to watch Southland Tales. I mat need anesthesia later.
May 17th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Mat = may
May 17th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Missed the feed with folks here and all. I had a 25% suspicion it was a giant mislead with lots of co-conspirators. What was the truth?
May 17th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
wingin is dead… Long live the Dead… pan. Damnit Deadpan is “dead?”… No it name is Dead… no… Deadpan aka the live show that not dead just in a pan…. Yeah… right. I think. Oh well.
May 17th, 2008 at 6:43 pm
I hope you’re not driving today, Mr. Jaffee, It doesn’t sound like you have your sense of direction with you right now…
May 17th, 2008 at 6:45 pm
Well Southland Tales is over.
My mini review: imagine a 2 1/2 hour version of the intermission from Monty Python;s the Meaning of Life.
Tomorrow or the day after I’ll post my drinking game for southland tales.
May 17th, 2008 at 7:31 pm
I’ve watched the first 20 minutes of it so far. I think I’m going to need a lot more to drink.
May 17th, 2008 at 9:05 pm
In billiards, you put english on your balls when the politics are in a corner…
May 17th, 2008 at 9:14 pm
In English, you put your balls on the politics when your corner is in a spin…
May 17th, 2008 at 10:31 pm
Allow me to Illuminate the situation.
1) Wingin’ It is officially dead.
2) It’s not coming back.
3) Mike and Brian are REALLY freakin’ happy about it
4) No one else seriously seems to give a rats ass. Which is just amusing as hell to me and Brian because we pretty much figured that, given the last 20 episodes have been about beating a dead horse.
5) They’re going to do a bunch of “best of” episodes until the pool party, and then thats it. This includes all incarnations of WI, so tune in because I’m one of the guys picking moments, and you’ll get to hear stuff like Jack Mangan smacking down a lot of people and Alvie and Jeremy from Seattle. And anyone else who ever did anything funny back in the good old days.
6) I told Brian this means Deadpan is King, and Brian admitted it kind of has been for a while now anyway.
So… That is all.
Oh, and I had like an hour and a half of really great sex.
May 17th, 2008 at 10:32 pm
That last comment was just to show how much I care about everything that came before it.
May 18th, 2008 at 12:22 am
Thanks for showing the light Dub…I think.
May 18th, 2008 at 12:27 am
But they seems no mention on the Wingin it forums about it’s imminent demise.
No cries of anguish at it’s leaving, no drunken mobs demanding it’s return, just a whimper.
May 18th, 2008 at 12:36 am
In fact not even aa whimper, unless there is an obscure message with a fooked up timedate so it doesn’t show at the top of message list.
May 18th, 2008 at 12:40 am
Of course if I had just looked at the web page:
http://www.winginit3d.com/
groan.
May 18th, 2008 at 12:44 am
So any recommendation’s for podcasts? I’ve hour and a half to fit into my schedule.
May 18th, 2008 at 1:24 am
ABC of phobias:
Agrizoophobia - fear of wild animals
May 18th, 2008 at 1:24 am
Bibliophobia - fear of books
May 18th, 2008 at 1:26 am
Coimetrophobia - fear of cemeteries
May 18th, 2008 at 1:26 am
Decidophobia - fear of making decisions
May 18th, 2008 at 1:27 am
Electrophobia - fear of electricity ~(bit obvious this one)
May 18th, 2008 at 1:28 am
Febriphobia - fear of fevers
May 18th, 2008 at 1:30 am
Germanophobia (also Teutophobia) - fear of Germans
May 18th, 2008 at 1:30 am
Hypertrichophobia - fear of hair
May 18th, 2008 at 1:32 am
Isopterophobia - fear of insects that eat wood
May 18th, 2008 at 1:33 am
Japanophobia - fear of Japanese and Japanese’s culture
May 18th, 2008 at 1:38 am
Kosmikophobia - fear of cosmic phenomenon
May 18th, 2008 at 1:39 am
Ligyrophobia - fear of loud noises
May 18th, 2008 at 1:40 am
Melophobia - fear of music
May 18th, 2008 at 1:41 am
Nomatophobia - fear of names
May 18th, 2008 at 1:41 am
Osphresiophobia - fear of personal odour
May 18th, 2008 at 1:42 am
Pellagrophobia - fear of Pellagra (????)
May 18th, 2008 at 1:45 am
No phobias that begin with Q
May 18th, 2008 at 1:45 am
Unless you know different of course
May 18th, 2008 at 1:46 am
Russophobia - fear of Russians
May 18th, 2008 at 1:46 am
Sciophobia - fear of shadows
May 18th, 2008 at 1:47 am
Theologicophobia - fear of Theology
May 18th, 2008 at 1:48 am
Urophobia - fear of urine and urinating
May 18th, 2008 at 1:48 am
Vaccinophobia - fear of vaccinations
May 18th, 2008 at 1:49 am
Wiccaphobia - fear of witches and wiccans
May 18th, 2008 at 1:50 am
Xanthophobia - fear of the colour yellow
May 18th, 2008 at 1:54 am
No phobias begin with Y it seems
May 18th, 2008 at 1:56 am
Zoophobia - fear of animals
That’s all folks!
You can fill your boots with phobias at:
http://phobialist.com/reverse.html#A-
May 18th, 2008 at 1:59 am
But if you suffer from them all…you are a seriously screwed up individual and I salute you.
May 18th, 2008 at 2:24 am
Well there is the Kulture Kast: http://www.kulturek