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Is it bad when you go to do your podcast and realize you REALLY want to stab a lot of people…
Wow, a lot of unfunny gay jokes floating around Twitter tonight. Is it a full moon?
Well… If you are in say… Spokane ferinstance, and the people you wish to stab are… somewhere in the Carolinas or Florida hypothetically, then no, no trouble at all. If you find yourself on the line with a travel agent, then that would be worse, I guess.
But do try not to spread too much name-naming around, it only spreads taint to those blissfully unaware of taints, in some cases.
Full moon? Is that some kind of unfunny gay joke? (j/k)
It is now, JB! That’s way funnier!
I’m so sick of hearing this stupid Obsidian thing I just unfriended Mr. Hutchin’s. Take that New Media! Yeah! Fuck you!
GRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRRR!! DUBSHACK ANGRY!!!!!!!!!
lmfao
DUBSHACK SMASH PUNY PODCASTER
RRRRRRRRRRRRAWWWWWWWWWWWWRRRRRR!!!!!!!
I’m sorry my last message was unclear. Some people of noticed the attrition rate of farpoint media shows. Simply put all pod casts are in flux and it has nothing to do with farpoint media. Although I will say at Balticon it seemed like many shows did not want to acknowledge being part of farpoint media. The one view is that Podango is the problem. Others simply refuse to listen to shows without Evo. He left just as I was starting to really get into the shows. I know it’s a big change but personally I’m tired of hearing people crab about how a show changes. Yes, it’s sad. But it’s still life. It is a little bit annoying that there isn’t a singular home for all the podcaster’s. Unfortunately this is inevitable. I think many people on the show might find the following panel I attended with my friends Susan and Biscuit enlightening. I recorded it and it’s on geek radio daily.
http://www.geekradiodaily.com/
YEAH! FUCK THIS NEW MEDIA THING! FUCK IT RIGHT IN ITS PRETENTIOUS 4 YEAR OLD ASSHOLE!!
wait
Hmmm
Would *penisdesk* be completely out of line?
JOe, I think in this case, it’s completely appropriate.
J0e: Nope *penisdesk* is perfectly appropriate especially at my house, all because of my check your pants at the door policy.
And HulkDub: you are going to blow a gasket, it is far more fun to sit back and watch quietly, and just give that all knowing Arsenio Hall nod.
As a matter of fact, I think that is what should be said from now on, no more *facepalm* *headdesk* bullshit.
Wasn’t there a comedian who did some funny skit about a dick and a table, or am I just making shit up again?
If you guys haven’t listened to this 5 minute audio bit from Wired’s Alt text PLEASE do so.
http://tinyurl.com/65ufz6
It is titled “Twitter Your Life Away With Social Networking” and should provide the ironic comic relief that YOU NEED right about now.
Do it for the children. (No, I don’t know which children but it is an election year so you are allowed to throw out completely useless but heartfelt lines that involve children).
Okay, Theresa has a question. Were the Incredible Hulk’s pants purple denim or khakis?
He wore pants?
actually, here is a more direct link
http://audio.sonibyte.com/audio/wired/6637.mp3
Re: Hulk pants
Double knit reversables of course.
So are we social networking here?
Are we networking this social scene?
This is pretty funny J0e. :-)
HEY! He made fun of GeighJournal! I have a GeighJournal dammit!
HAHAHAHAHAH, he tweets about hashbrowns. HHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Awesome.
Assuming every muscle in the Hulks body was accelerated, how come he doesn’t have a huge donkus?
By the way… None of you really exist. Do you find that comforting?
I bet he does.
Holy crap what is wrong with me?
HAAHHAHAHAHAHHA
I have been like this ALLLL day.
We saw a guy at the pool this weekend who was batshit crazy, talking on his phone really really loudly, but that wasn’t the worst part.
Speedo guy insisted on standing around in the Captain Morgan’s stance….yea.
And insisted on bending over at the waist RIGHT at us…..the knees people, bend at the knees.
yes, but huge and green donkus that could be just be used for anger sex. It would be hot from time to time but get old fast.
*greenheaddesk*
*penisswing*
HAHAHHAHAHAHAHAH!!!
What the hell is happening in here?
No pants?
Jack is on the phone receiving updates about the happenings as of late.
He says to tell all of you he is scared to get caught up.
Good evening deadpan, yet another busy day, at least it was at the office and not on the road.
Ed: Yes, that list would lead to alot of drinks while watching Southland Tales, feel free to edit where necessary.
So would this condition be the new definition of twitterpated?
Did Ditto just swing off the end of the green donkus?
Oh yeah as warning to everyone else on Twitter I’ll be leaching off you under the name LostRalph. I’ll probably post less there than here.
Is greendonkus some sort of, er, social disease. is that what this whole social media thing is bringing us? Greendonkus?
Damn that Greenpenis! I mean Greenpeace!
SWITCH!
A brilliant discussion of sex and games:
http://kotaku.com/5011043/video-game-sex-lecture-time
Hey Dubshack! Heard your comment on Geo’s Greasy Spoon-er I mean “Ken Burns Comments” segment!
Coming Scifi Saturday: What would happen if The Incredible Hulk took Viagra?
MEGAPENIS
“Look out!!! IT’S COMING!!!”
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It’s in the trees!
Now it’s in that bush!
Run for your lives!
Doo doo doo doo doo di dooooo….
WNDRWolf aka The Master of Patience Says:
May 27th, 2008 at 7:48 am
JaJ – Man I am going to need my fix…. Don’t leave me hangin’ like this!
is “JaJ” that me?
I am working on part 11 “Doorways” now.
me thinks Leann has some thing on her mind.
Can’t remember I passed this earbud along before, but….
Earbud:
Red Sparowes
From Wiki: “Their sound is characteristic of soundscape-influenced experimental rock, with an otherwise uncommon extensive use of a pedal steel guitar.”
Basically, it’s good, moody, ambient rock.
Night
I am going to bed night pan
Nope Trucker – that twould be me.
eyebuds – just finished watching “The Life Aquatic”. A very bitter/sweet surreal dark comedy. That is all.
Goodnight Deadpan. Goodnight penis. Goodnight Mush.
oh, one last thing …
Ziggy played guitar.
Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooosh!
That went all over my head.
Maybe the hulk is just compensating for having a small package.
penis
Twitter – looked at that site once and never went back, and I hope to keep it that way.
I did consider 1 good use for Twitter- if you were a recovering addict in an anonymous program and you needed that 24/7 support, you and your sponsor could Twitter each other all day since it is free. A recovering addict friend of mine was telling me about how his sponsor would text message him all day to check on him and he was saying how expensive his cell phone bill got. I thought Twiter could be a good alternative to that.
This site is the only posting about myself your gonna get and thats just cause I feel comfortable around some of you. I mean shit I am paranoid as hell about my photography being online.. I feel exposed enough online as it is!
I wouldn’t stalk Twitter either because no one is that interesting to me
Hugh sez: you liar. If Trent Reznor or Greg Dulli twittered you would be addicted to his twitter page.
LOL.. you do have a point baby. But those people are actually rock stars, they do rock star things. I would be interested to see when Trent twitters that he has a new album coming out not when he goes to pee.
Hugh sez2: I call liar again. I can hear you now: Oh Hugh, Trent is peeing!!!!!
LOL2. Fuck you Hugh
Hugh sez3: yes ma’am. Ready to fuck when you are.
and Greg already tells us what he is doing, so I wouldn’t need to follow his twitter page
Hugh sez4: I don’t buy it. [fake Andrea swoony voice] Hughie, Greg is peeing!!!! [/fake Andrea swoony voice]
ok Hugh and I were just figuring out our online exposure
Deadpan – I tell you people too much
email – ok really there is some truly sensitive Smarty Hottie info circulating via emails. I would hate to think someone is reading them.
flickr – for all you Hugh and Dre nekkid pictures
Shopping – Books, wonderful kinky things, contact lenses, medicines, music, clothes, housewears, shoes, etc, etc.. Identity theft waiting to happen.
Stock market – our market net worth can be accessed online
Banking – our liquid net worth could be accessed and removed
Porn – someone could fnd out all of Hugh’s sick perversions if they checked his porn sites
methinks that it
Hugh sez: shit we are so exposed!!
ok enough if that conversation.
ditto, thanks for the earbud- we’re gonna check em out
Hugh and I went to a midnight viewing of Indy4 at the half off movies and free popcorn on Tuesday nights theater here tonight.
Then we went to a late night diner and had some pie :)
wethinks it was fun mindless entertainment and enjoyed ourselves. The Russian sterotypes were a bit strong but I guess it was supposed to be the 50s.. but they were pretty stereotypical.
wealsothinks Shia Lewhateverthefuckhisnameis isn’t suave enough to take over as Indy. Harrison Ford is one suave mo’fo.
I would do Harrison Ford in a heartbeat
Hugh sez: If Harrison Ford wanted to do me I might think about it for a few seconds
LOL
night pan, night mush
Wee Doggie! I continue to remain glad that I have resisted twitter. I think I prefer not knowing that my heroes hate me.
The family watched the new “National Treasure 2″ on DVD last night. Must confess, enjoyed it more than Indy 4.
Both are silly stories about the search for the lost city of gold. NT2 seemed to have more fun with itself and it’s hard to go wrong with Nicholas Cage in such roles.
Alright, work beckons, so alas, I must don the pants and be fully encompassed once again.
Save me a peg on the pants rack.
Green eggs and pants
Morning, Pan. It’s cloudy in Colorado this morning, and I’m feeling a little meh so far.
Ignorance is bliss it seems.
Sweet nostalgia:
http://tinyurl.com/5oz9ck
Not sure if the Canadians got fruit gums, but not a sweet to eat if you had fillings.
Was there a gas leak in here last night?
Sorry, I’ll avoid the breakfast burrito next time.
*poot*
JfS: “poot” is how my 3 year old nephew says “poop”. You made me laugh.
That must have been one of Bill Cosby’s invisible elephants running under the chair.
ZP rags on a Japanese RPG:
http://tinyurl.com/6yu4pm
I have 4 .mp3 files that I need to chain together into 1 file. How would I do that?
Audacity should work for that, and it’s free.
Here is a free Audacity alternative that I want to try out. Free and it doesn’t require an installation, just run the execution file.
http://www.wavosaur.com/
Interesting peek behind the Disney scenes:
http://www.lamag.com/featuredarticle.aspx?id=7016
Yeah ditto, I’d recommend Audacity.
Audacity blows….Garageband.
Ed: That assumes I know what I’m doing with Audacity, which I do not. Instructions?
Audacity blows Garageband? That’s hot.
Dude, you’re a f*cking programmer. LOL
There’s probably a more elegant way, but I would start Audacity, import-audio-MP3, then open a second instance of Audacity, import-audio-MP3, edit – select all copy, then go back to the first instance, and paste – save as ….
Think of it in the same way as copying and pasting text between Word documents and you have the working basics.
No offense, but if I had time to figure it out, I wouldn’t have asked.
Ditto how soon do you need this done?
.. but I’m just a kid from a farm!
Re: audio programs
Audacity (for as much as it blows … and not in that GOOD way) was waay easier to figure out for me the Garage Band. I gave both a half an hour and was able to produce with Audacity in that period of time. I still don’t know how to use Garage Band.
I like cheese.
ditto you can send it to me and I can throw it together for you, if you want.
I am the mack daddy editor in garageband….Jack can vouch for that one.
:-)
It’s not time critical, but I’ve been swamped with other things and it’s been sitting there. Basically, I just want to get it out of the way. It’s a 2.5 hour recording that got broken into 4 parts. Two parts are fairly large: 87MB and 56MB.
I keed ditto, I keed. :)
Southpan Tales?
lol, no, not that. :)
So on the tv is an advert for the upcoming new series of Big Brother.
I can feel my brain dribbling through my ears.
Maybe some alien is drinking your brain using a straw.
I weigh in on the conversation over in the Garage Band Camp.
What’s this goo on my flute?
Flute goo.
Yep. Leann is the mack mamma Garage Band editor – she improvised together some great stuff – in minutes – on Deadpan nights. (I’m talking about audio bits, you…..) But of course, if you don’t have a Mac, you can’t use GB.
You’d also need the LAME encoder for Audacity if you wanted to export your audio as an mp3. Yes, it’s really called the LAME encoder. Then, it’s just a matter of selecting your audio and cut/pasting it together in your Audacity window.
Leann: She’s a bad mamma jamma.
I like to use the Deadpan Reality Engine to create my audio files. Ethical science be damned!
That never ends well, you what happened in Reanimator.
Bad mamma jamma!
I kickass on my Mac, fo shizzle!
shes a bad mamma jamma
just as fine as she can be
shes a bad mamma jamma
just as fine as she can be
I hate when the I.T department moves the “furniture” around over a holiday weekend. I can’t tell you how many times I have tripped over the couch.
There, useless Twitter of the day posted for Twitterer’s amusement.
*elbowwatercooler*
hello and guess whom. dont worry if you dont remember me, you dont have to.
i was at balticon 42 hanging with the podcast contingent and thought a lot about the ‘old’ days. i’m considering returning to the mike (well, as soon as i move the hell out of dads house and back on my own again) and i might as well catch up with your shows since i am like 50+ behind?
either way…glad to see you doing what you do :)
foe hundread
Raequel! You’re freed from mod hell.
Glad you made it to Balticon – hope it was fun. Looks like Dave Moldawer was there too.
That would be a faux four hundred. LOL Welcome back Systris, it’s good to see you again. We need more people behind the mike.
Why would you wanna be behind Mike?
To bounce more light to your solar cells?
So, speaking of going to events, anyone going to the PME in Vegas?
Er, I mean NME of course.
JB: I am thinking about it….THINKING…..it is expensive yo. But it would be just a drive for me. So mebbe.
Funnily enough, I don’t think my wife would let me room with you, but If I pull my crap together, perhaps I’ll see you there.
HEY!!!
What the fuck is that supposed to mean? God I have such a shitty rep don’t I?
well library’s closing…be seeing you when i can…damn i miss the old days…and wingin it..but…yeah…
Wow! Systris is here. Long time no see!
Er, not meant to offend. Actually probably says worse about me.
Uh, anyone know a good way to get this toenail of mine out from between my teeth?
ehhhh, I got some tough skin baby. Just remind me to kick you in the shins when I see you.
:-P
*hands over floss*
my nipples are sore.
Hi, welcome back raequel aka systris. I liked your Nun outfit at Balticon. The deadpan is enriched by your presence.
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Oh, Leann, I wanted to say I enjoyed your Buffy Between the Lines cameo this week, nice to hear your voice…
JB: thanks! Holy crap that was LONG ago. in a galaxy/state/fucked up/Georgia away…..
actually I JUST did some stuff for Holyfield….and I soo need to hook my shit back up this internal mic ain’t gettin it.
I am such an audio brat.
Jack…what’s up with the ………………….
it’s not like you are breastfeeding or anything.
Hey, Pan. I’m calling it early tonight. I hope you all have sweet dreams.
Night EssBee.
*I* AM the “dirt holder”
BE careful.
Hehe. Leann is dirty. ;)
Yes I am.
Tread lightly.
Eeek!
*flees the room*
Boo!!
I am bad news baby.
*takes pants back off*
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Well put, Jack.
NO PANTS!!!
YAY!