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Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #96: Slandapalooza

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  • Rhettro

    Never saw “Vanilla Ski.” Wasn’t that the movie about an average trip to the slopes? Now “vanilla Sky,” that was a freaky movie. I thought it was quite good and would definitely watch it again for an apoloza. :)

  • Rhettro

    Saw Iron Man tonight with my wife and son. Good movie!

  • Vanamonde

    In regards to Vanilla Sky, you should also check out the original spanish film that VS was based on:

    http://tinyurl.com/6fujux

    Unless you really hate, hatE, haTE, hATE, HATE subtitles.

    VS is one of TC’s better movies in my view.

  • Vanamonde

    That Nude remix even gets a mention on the official Radiohead webpage:

    http://www.radiohead.com/deadairspace/index.php?a=377

    Spectrum flashback moment..lol

  • Greetings from Dallas, DP.

    Had a little time, so I got caught up on comments. Safe travels to Jeremy. I expect a full report on how lucky his charms are…

    We spent yesterday hanging out with our friend from college whose also my daughter’s godfather (and he’s Italian, so why not :)

    We caught Kung Fu Panda yesterday. Definitely better than Indiana Jones. OK, that’s not saying much. How about this – almost as good as Iron Man! Definitely a recommend.

    After the rehearsal dinner, we left the kids with my parents….and went over to our friend’s place to watch Battlestar. Yes, we’re geeks.

    Today is pretty much full on getting ready for my cousin’s wedding. Man I’m getting old.

  • Hi Pan!

    Enjoy that wedding, Ed!

    Safe trip, Jeremy!

    Van, I LOVE Radiohead. LOVE.

    I’m done with my housework. Now I”m going to finish my Dresden Files book and bum about.

  • I actually bought a copy of Vanilla Sky before I started banning all Tom Cruise movies. I agree, trippy movie. Ending was a bit between bizzare and a letdown I thought…

    But damn, that does bring up one that would be along the same lines as Southland Tales, sans flying car/ice cream truck. Magnolia. Have you guys seen that? Holy shit is that movie fucked up.

  • Rhettro

    I love Dallas, the city, not the soap. LOL

  • Vanamonde

    I’ve seen Magnolia, no way as fucked up as ST.

  • Vanamonde

    The Roadhouse blues podcast is playing in the background.

    I have the urge for a bowl of rice krispies.

    The spell checker in Firefox throws up kriegspiel as a suggested word for krispies.

  • tangent – Firefox 3 RC2 is pretty cool. I’ve not had any problems with it so far (though, it looks like most plugins/addons aren’t updated for it yet, so YMMV).

  • [tangent]

    I know this isn’t a popular sentiment around here but I’m saying it anyway cause this is a free country supposedly… Hilary Clinton rules!!!!!

    Yeah I got weepy at her speech today

    I had a dream of seeing our first female president in my lifetime, mehopes this country isn’t so bad of a lost cause that I won’t.

    and I will end my comment by saying Obama in 08 bitches!!!!! No matter who his running mate is.

    [/tangent]

  • Vanamonde

    A rare sighting of the lesser spotted TSH.

  • How does Van know we have spots?

    Hugh sez: He knows our secret, we must find him and eliminate him. He threatens to expose our identities to these humans

    Yeah! and then they will want to dissect us and experiment on us!

    Hugh sez: I bet if you had spots they’d be so sexy on you

    *swooon* Like Jadzia Dax?

    Hugh sez: oooo yeah. Like Dax. Her spots were hot.

    I wonder if any scifi geek ever went that far. To get Dax spots tattooed on them. I should do that.

    Hugh sez: How far down would the spots go?

    I think they should go all the way down to my feet

    Hugh sez: and around all the right places. Yes, you need to go get spots put on you. Then I can pretend to be Kirk and you can be the hot animal alien babe I have to nail to further human-alien relations for the federations of planets.

    LOL. You dorque

    Hugh sez: You love my dorque

    :)

  • *swoooooon*

    http://mysite.wanadoo-members.co.uk/bensds9site/dax5.jpg

    I totally would do her in a second if she wanted me to. Shit, I might even purposely seduce her with lots of alcohol first to make sure she lets me do her

    Hug sez: Well Dre, there is only 1 thing I can say to that: *swooon*

  • BOO!!!

    wordpress STILL won’t let me post links ever.. why is this Jackamo?

    Maybe if I put the link in our name it will let us?

    Ok so I put the link to a picture of Jadzia as our url. Click on it if you are interested.

    Hugh sez: Don’t forget to tell them the part about you wanting to get her drunk so you can seduce her and have hot girl on girl sex with her and let me watch and join in after a while.

    I remember saying I wanted to get her drunk and fuck her but I don’t remember saying I wanted you involved in this love affair

    Hugh sez: :(

    awww.. I was kidding baby. I want you there to watch and join in :)

    Hugh sez: :) yipee!

    yipee? LOL

  • ok so what have you people been doing?

  • k, so this is the Slandapalooza ep. We haven’t watched the movie yet.

    Hugh sez: not sure when we will be able to either.

    Yeah, we are here right now but will be disappearing again

    it seems Jeremy is off to Dublin. I loved Dublin when we went there. Have fun Jeremy

    Hugh sez: Yeah it was cool there. Have a good trip

    it also seems that Ed is at a family wedding event. Hope that went well.

  • oh and also it seems Mr G squared is among us.

    Hi Gee!!!!

  • Vanamonde

    Been to the pictures. Went and saw Gone Baby Gone, which I enjoyed.

    According to the reviews it’s release date was delayed in the UK by six months because of a similar real world case in the UK (well the kidnapping itself happened in Portugal)

  • OMG!!!! The latest Sex is Fun podcast is about anal sex! We must listen immediately!!!

    Hugh sez: Jack my man. You know we love you because we are going to put off listening to the anal sex episode of Sex is Fun in order to listen to Deadpan. You should feel honored.

    Jack, you really should. Deadpan before anal sex

    Hugh sez: or we can just have anal sex while listening to Deadpan.

    We could, but then we can’t play by play

    Hugh sez: oh I don’t know. It might be fun to force you to post comments on the episode while I’m having my way with your ass. Punish you when you fail.

    umm.. *swoooon* ummm.. I can’t concentrate now.

    Hugh sez: just hit the ‘submit comment’ button, babe.

    *submit comment*

  • Deadpan 92 play by play spoiler alert!

  • Boo Jack BOO!!!!!! You didn’t end that well

    oh fuck baby… greasy spoon comments

    Hugh sez: when did we last pla by play

    …. ok.. we’ll be back whenever we find that

    *sigh*

  • Wow we really suck.. we are all the way back at Unshow 13 back on May 3rd and still no play by play

    sorry Jack

    Hugh sez: I’m embarrassed at our lack of play by playing

    me too. But wd keep coming up on Hugh’s NBA predictions and he would like to announce his prediction for the NBA finals

    Hugh sez: *ahem* I Hugh Smarty Hottie of Chicago, iL do hereby predict (and hope for) that Boston will kick LA’s ass into next Tuesday

    ok, back to searching for our last play by play

  • LOL

    and right after that I find our last play by play.. it appears it was on May 3rd

    Greasy Spoon Nipples Udder Bangles Susanna Hoffs Dickens Comments Cockles Spooges Comment-a-palooza shitzus donkus nose hairs nipples Comments solo nipples privates nipples through Ep 91 rounds 1-3

    Smarty Hotties® – 18
    justa j0e – 13
    The Energizer Bunny – 13
    Vanamonde – 11
    Mr ditto swooon – 10
    Rhettro – 10
    Dubshack – 9
    Ed From Texas – 7
    Leann 2.0 – 5
    Jeremy- 4
    Alvie – 3
    Rhettro – 3
    Thomas – 3
    Jackamo – 3 (even though it doesn’t count according to him)
    WNDR wolfie – 2
    Addie in boulder – 2
    Lost Ralph – 2
    Amy Bowen – 2
    Trucker Overdrive – 2
    disgruntled scientist – 2
    psion andy – 1

  • fucking wordpress god dammit shit fuck asshole cunt bastard fucktard numbnut

  • Greasy Spoon Nipples Udder Bangles Susanna Hoffs Dickens Comments Cockles Spooges Comment-a-palooza shitzus donkus nose hairs nipples Comments solo nipples privates nipples through Ep 91 rounds 1-3

    Smarty Hotties® – 18
    justa j0e – 13
    The Energizer Bunny – 13
    Vanamonde – 11
    Mr ditto swooon – 10
    Rhettro – 10
    Dubshack – 9
    Ed From Texas – 7
    Leann 2.0 – 5
    Jeremy- 4
    Alvie – 3
    Rhettro – 3
    Thomas – 3
    Jackamo – 3 (even though it doesn’t count according to him)
    WNDR wolfie – 2
    Addie in boulder – 2
    Lost Ralph – 2
    Amy Bowen – 2
    Trucker Overdrive – 2
    disgruntled scientist – 2
    psion andy – 1

  • wait is that right?

    That sez thru Ep 91, was there no unshow?

    Hugh sez: I don’t know

    ok weneeds to go figure that out.. wtf we suck

    Hugh sez: we do suck, and not in the good way

  • Ah no wethinks we are good

    we play by play ep 91, then there was no unshow but he posted the Joe show which we have not listened to because we are holding off on listening to that right now. But when did we do the first half of 92? Did we miss part of the greasy spoons?

    Hugh sez: ths is a mess. Does Jack really need us to keep tabs on the greasy spoons comments?

    Probably not. I’m sure he keeps his own… umm. I hope he does :) Maybe I should ask him

  • LOL

    I just called Jack and asked him.. LOL

    he does use our tally

    Hugh sez: SHIT! I feel so pressured now!

  • Greasy Spoon Nipples Udder Bangles Susanna Hoffs Dickens Comments Cockles Spooges Comment-a-palooza shitzus donkus nose hairs nipples Comments solo nipples privates nipples sphincters through Ep 92

    Smarty Hotties® – 20
    justa j0e – 14
    The Energizer Bunny – 13
    Vanamonde – 12
    Mr ditto swooon – 10
    Rhettro – 10
    Dubshack – 9
    Ed From Texas – 7
    Leann 2.0 – 5
    Jeremy- 4
    Alvie – 3
    Rhettro – 3
    Thomas – 3
    Jackamo – 3 (even though it doesn’t count according to him)
    WNDR wolfie – 2
    Addie in boulder – 2
    Lost Ralph – 2
    Amy Bowen – 2
    Trucker Overdrive – 2
    disgruntled scientist – 2
    psion andy – 1

  • wait but it sez thru ep 92 and we are listening to ep 92.. did we just totally fuck up and Jack is going to do a GJB and we searched all this time for the greasy spoons that WERE ALREADY DONE!!!????!!!???!!!???!!

  • Ok color us so fucking cornfused… Last time we play by played on May 18th at 5:50AM DST we did a greasy spoon sphincters for ep 92.. I wrote a big long novel about podtaint, then Hugh’s brother came over and we stopped. So now we are back listening to 92 and it seems he has another round of comments.. so we shall continue on.. we trust Jack.. heknows what he is doing. He is Jackamo Mangerman. So say we all.

  • More greasy spoon comments from ep 92:

    Smarty Hotties! Hugh’s 5k run for the ABTA :)

    Hugh sez: awwwww

    awwwwwwwwww!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! *sobs*

    Energizer Bunny: extra user fees for people who use the free health care system in Canada
    Energizer Bunny: thats god j0e
    Justa j0e- V- Vixen
    Energizer Bunny: Hisssss-terical kitty

  • Greasy Spoon Nipples Udder Bangles Susanna Hoffs Dickens Comments Cockles Spooges Comment-a-palooza shitzus donkus nose hairs nipples Comments solo nipples privates nipples sphincters comments through Ep 92 part 1 and 2

    Smarty Hotties® – 21
    The Energizer Bunny – 16
    justa j0e – 15
    Vanamonde – 12
    Mr ditto swooon – 10
    Rhettro – 10
    Dubshack – 9
    Ed From Texas – 7
    Leann 2.0 – 5
    Jeremy- 4
    Alvie – 3
    Rhettro – 3
    Thomas – 3
    Jackamo – 3 (even though it doesn’t count according to him)
    WNDR wolfie – 2
    Addie in boulder – 2
    Lost Ralph – 2
    Amy Bowen – 2
    Trucker Overdrive – 2
    disgruntled scientist – 2
    psion andy – 1

  • Uh-oh.. Energizer Buny is getting awfully close to us Hughie!!

    Hughie sez: We’ll get her, We’ll GET HER!!!

    Yeah!!!!

    :)

    ok. There now resides a file on my desktop called: Grease in which I copied and pasted the last jelly bean game numbers. This mixup shall never happen again. I feel it is my responsibility as a deadpanite since I’ve failed so badly at calling in content and participating in paloozas. This i the best I can do for the deadpan currently.

  • I didn’t mean to say jelly bean.. I pasted the latest greasy comments stadings in there.. in the jelly bean game Vanamonde has won like the last 16 rounds wethinks.

  • back to podtaint!

    No wordpress, we are NOT posting too quickly. Fuck you!!!!!!!!!!!

  • *mouse click*

    Jacks focus for the Deadpan community

    awwwwww.. Deadpan DOES continue to be the motherfucking way!!!!

    Class, maturity and dignity? Is he talking about us?

    Hugh sez: I have no class, maturity nor dignity

    Yes you do baby, don’t say that

    Hugh sez: I know. I was just kidding babe

    :) I know. Me being overly sensitive again

    Hugh sez: you are always being overly sensitive.

    I is

  • petty asshole douche-casters can’t fuck with Deadpan

    Deadpan is THE ever-loving motherfucking way!!!

  • Jack thinks he is done

    Jack sez: jealous of what?

    Yeah, Jack doesn’t need to name names, he is better than that

  • Dear Jack

    Fuck those people
    Not literally fuck them, you probably wouldn’t want to fuck them. but just ignore them fuck them.

    breast
    dre and hugh

    amen brotha.. r.e.s.p.e.c.t

    ummmmmmmm.. the wisdom of W? He has wisdom???

  • *snicker*

    epilogue..

    Jackamo

    we thinks you spoke very very very well ont eh subject and got your point across wonderfully
    Good job. Deadpan is the motherfucking way

    breast
    dre and hugh

  • He got feedback which he will address in Ep 93

    a lot going on outside of the microphone

    He intends to use the great content you’ve sent in

    93 will be a return to form

    send in more
    usual places

    self indulgent rants will not be included in 93

    jelly beans
    500 and something else

    Vanamonde won again

    unseat him

    1 more wisdom bit- never assume

    Hugh sez: You make an ass out of ume.. LOL

    u and me!

    Hugh sez: Coach Jackson used to always say Never assume before he went over to the dark side

    the dark side?

    Hugh sez: The Lakers. He used to wear a Never Assume hat to the Bulls finals when the Bulls would actually lose finals games.

  • good mush, night

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  • Unshow 12 play by play spoiler alert!!!!!!!!!

  • Holy crap.

    Mike and Brian apparently found a replacement host for the Farpoint Recap.

    I don’t even know what to say. It’s like… On the one hand, they took it away from me, and yet on the other hand… It’s like I kinda don’t care…

  • Deadpan is the way

    podthroat

    Jack is all sexy sick voiced

    Hugh sez: *swoooooooooon*

    Jack sounds saxy

    93=complete bananza!!!!!!

    we are still deciding on the palooza ep?

    Hugh sez: ummm this unshow came out weeks before the palooza episode babe. We are the ones who are way fucking behind.

    oh yeah ;)

  • get out there and vote

    jelly beans
    576
    predictions 627, 562, 581. Vanamondes guess +1, 586

    predictions in Monday by Midnight DST

    Not Vanamonde won!!!

    Congrats Amy BOwen!!!!!! w00t!!!!!!!!

    *cough*

  • Greasy spoon comments

    nyquil is consumed
    licking grandmas flowery perfume.. ewwwww

    ditto: joke apologies
    dubshack: trail mix
    energizer bunny: hubby gifts
    Alvie: what does that mean? Hair references
    Energizer bunny: laundry time
    Amy Bowen: she agrees

  • Greasy Spoon Nipples Udder Bangles Susanna Hoffs Dickens Comments Cockles Spooges Comment-a-palooza shitzus donkus nose hairs nipples Comments solo nipples privates nipples sphincters comments comments through Ep unshow 12

    Smarty Hotties® – 21
    The Energizer Bunny – 18
    justa j0e – 15
    Vanamonde – 12
    Mr ditto swooon – 11
    Rhettro – 10
    Dubshack – 10
    Ed From Texas – 7
    Leann 2.0 – 5
    Jeremy- 4
    Alvie – 4
    Rhettro – 3
    Thomas – 3
    Jackamo – 3 (even though it doesn’t count according to him)
    Amy Bowen – 3
    WNDR wolfie – 2
    Addie in boulder – 2
    Lost Ralph – 2
    Trucker Overdrive – 2
    disgruntled scientist – 2
    psion andy – 1

  • ok we seriously need to start a comment palooza to jump ahead of Energizer bunny

    Hugh sez: she is after our prize!

  • Jacks offering us a peace offereing with more cthulu haikus

    Hugh sez: we only accept sexual favors as peach offerings

    Yeah Jack, you have to have sex with us now ;)

    Hugh sez: LOL, you’re going to scare him babe. Don’t worry Jack, you don’t have to have sex with me

    LOL.. Necromonicon or Ann Coulters books.. LOL.. good one :)

  • the h is no where near the e.. wtf????

  • Lars Ulrich ego IS a multi-headed beast

    ABC’s the View.. LOL

    no more excuses next week

    motherfucking way

    your welcome Jack.. go to bed and get better.

    sned in more content thru the usual methods

    MMmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    not coming back after the music
    unshow out

  • alrighty pan

    our work here is done for today

    Not sure when we will be back again but we will try. Things have gotten crazy around here for us. Wish us luck if you so care to :) and good trips to all those vacationing places and hope everyone remains healthy and good and hope all your strifes are lessened and your good times increase.

    thank you
    *mwa*
    dre and hugh

  • An oscillating between bouts of caffeine withdrawal exhaustion and wakeful hunger. I just needed write down a few thousand words. It’s really not much. Some days I wish I just sat back and listen to podcast. Other parts of me realize how much fun it is being part of the community…

    I wish there were more hours in the day to talk to people and a make shit for people

  • Vanamonde

    Heart in mouth I installed the twilight hack on my Wii.

    Now I can load up homebrew apps on my Wii.

    Cool.

  • Wow!
    The Smarty Hotties graced us with their presence. One day I hope they will grease us with their presence* but at the moment I will be happy with what I can get!

    *No, I have no idea what this is supposed to mean. It’s an innuendo that just never quite came together. Although THAT could be one.

  • Dub – care to expound on that?

  • Well there was the whole medical thing a while back, and with the new project Jack(trucker) and a bunch of other people and I are working on, I approached Mike and Brian about podfading FPR, and I guess because of the whole medical thing they all ready had a guy ready to take over for me. It was just surprising, I guess he’s all ready got an episode up and everything.

    I haven’t heard it yet, been too busy, but I’m almost scared… and yet don’t care so much… because I’d kind of rather do the other thing anyway….

  • just a Joe I heard you are ending cup car update. I haven’t listened because I’m not a NASCAR fan but I understand how hard it is to let something go.

    I still enjoy all your comments on all the shows :-)

    If you ever start something new let us all know.

  • ditto

    Hey everyone. Back from the business trip. This week will be hellish too, so probably not much posting from me.

    I enjoyed everyone’s thoughts even though I still haven’t seen the movie yet.

  • ditto: hellish, smellish! You comment now!
    (srsly, I hope things settle down for you)

    Dub, I didn’t know you also had TO involved in your new project. Best of luck to all y’all.

    And w00t for the Smarty Hotties’ selfless play-by-play work on our behalf.

    And w00t for all of the selfless effort from all of you guys.

    Hope weekends were decent all around.

  • It just won’t be Farpont Recap without Dubshack. That is whack….but, if it frees Dub and Trucker to turn their considerable twisted talents to a new creation, that could prove a winner in the end.

  • Let me say, there were a number of previews before Kung Fu Panda.

    Clone Wars looks like it will rock. Wall E also looks like it will be a home run for Pixar.

    I asked my daughter which of the previews was her favorite. She said “Clone Wars”. I was so proud.

    And, since we’re keeping track, Kung Fu Panda does not follow the white male hero and his adoring female attachemnt. For, while Jack Black does voice the Panda, both Angelina Jolie and Lucy Liu provide strong performances in their roles as part of the “Furious Five”.

    Clone Wars is also noted for having a strong and extensive role for a female Jedi. And it looks like it will rock, did I mention?

  • And this, my friends, is why we trekked up to Dallas:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/ultimate_ed/2563425632/?editreplace=1

    Had a great time at my cousin’s wedding and I wish her the best. We also had a really good visit with our college friend.

  • Hmm, that’s odd. I had a comment in there about other summer movies that appears to have been eaten for some reason. Tardbot must be hungry tonight.

  • ditto

    Very cool, Ed.

  • Adorable picture of the princess and the penguin, Ed.
    Incidentally you and I are both now freed from murgatory.

    And I agree – Clone Wars will most likely be better than any of the prequels.

  • Personally I don’t think they ever caught the magic all the speeder bike chase scenes in the third movie and the battle sequence in the second movie.

    I’m talking about the first trilogy.

    Oh yes and the trench war in the first movie.

    In the second trilogy.

    I did enjoy the pod race. I like how they showed each lap. What felt like I was completely cheated when the kid destroyed the base ship purely by accident.

    As for the rest of the series it was fairly unmemorable. Other than them fucking up Kischyyk or however you spell the Wookee home word.

  • The new Farpoint Recap isn’t all that bad. Trucker had me laughing my ass off on the George Hrab bit. And at first I didn’t know where the new guy was going with that intro, but DAMN, what a punchline.

  • Vanamonde

    Morning Pan, according to the weather report they will be hardly any clouds over the UK today.

    Time to breakout the sunblock lotion, shaved heads are no fun in summer.

  • Stay cool today, Van.

    I’m up too late. But – Mark Forman linked me to a cool animated short:
    http://www.vimeo.com/1084537

    Mush night, Good.

  • The Energizer Bunny

    Morning Pan!

    The sun is shining for a change on this beautiful Monday Morning!

  • The Energizer Bunny

    Not commenting one way or another on current US politics. I still found this amusing:

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=NlBuPi5phe8

  • The Energizer Bunny

    Since I seem to be alone – I’m going to do the ABC’s of animal punning…

    A – Aardvark

    Aardvarks are puns in themselves so there’s not much to say

  • The Energizer Bunny

    B – Bat

    awww, bats are cute. Who would want to make fun of them?

  • The Energizer Bunny

    C – Cat (see B)

  • The Energizer Bunny

    D – Dromedary (see A)

  • The Energizer Bunny

    E – Emu

    A farmer bought an emu but he had nowhere to keep it so he put it in with the chickens. They refused to speak to it because it was so much bigger than them. After a few weeks it was feeling ostrich sized.

  • The Energizer Bunny

    F – Fox

    That’s the women of Deadpan – can’t pun about that

  • The Energizer Bunny

    G – Giraffe

    Whenever giraffes race they always seem to be neck and neck

  • The Energizer Bunny

    H – Hippopotamus

    “I want a hippopotamus for Christmas…”

  • The Energizer Bunny

    Must do some work, will finish later

  • The Energizer Bunny

    I – Iguana.

    Iguana’s are sweet also. No pun to be found there

  • The Energizer Bunny

    J – Jackalope

    … What do you mean there’s no such thing as a jackalope?!? Next thing you’ll tell me there’s no Easter Bunny :(

  • The Energizer Bunny

    K – Kookaburra

    That name alone is worth a hundred puns

  • The Energizer Bunny

    L – Lesothosaurus Diagnosticus (look it up :) )

  • The Energizer Bunny

    M – Mouse

    I think mice are very nice. We actually use to have them as pets when my Boo was little. Now we just feed them to the snakes

  • The Energizer Bunny

    On a side note:

    Cat got hold of one of our snakes over the weekend. Now we have one fewer snakes. I’m trying to decide if this is a good thing or not…

  • The Energizer Bunny

    N – Narwhal

    The unicorn of the sea!! Does that mean it’s only friendly to virgin mermaids?

  • The Energizer Bunny

    O – Ostrich (see E)

  • The Energizer Bunny

    P – Platypus

    Awww, they’re such cute looking things, but highly pick upon because it doesn’t know its place in life yet.

    “Leave the platypus alone!”

  • The Energizer Bunny

    Q – Quetzal

    Ha! Bet you thought I wouldn’t be able to find one

    go to
    http://animals.nationalgeographic.com/animals/birds/quetzal.html?nav=A-Z

    to learn more

  • The Energizer Bunny

    R – rat

    Big F’n rats with tails this long…..

    Alberta is a rat free province. We have paid workers who patrol the borders of the province and make sure no rats come in either domestic or wild.

    (really, we do :) )

  • The Energizer Bunny

    S – skunk

    I knew of a skunk that fell into the river. It stank to the bottom.

    boooooo

  • The Energizer Bunny

    T – Turkey

    No pun again, but another true story…

    When I was a kid and lived on the farm, we used to let our turkeys roam (free range). They were pretty stupid. They would go up to the horses and try to peck bugs from the horses’ legs. Horse would stomp its foot and plant the turkey in the ground. We would always start the year with about a couple of dozen turkey polts. Come Thanksgiving, they would only be one left – which is all we needed :D

  • The Energizer Bunny

    U – Uakari

    This poor simian is a pun unto itself, but still very cute (like most monkeys)

  • The Energizer Bunny

    V – Vulture

    When vultures fly, they always take carrion luggage.

  • The Energizer Bunny

    W – Warthog

    I think it looks more like a puma…

  • The Energizer Bunny

    X – Xiphactinus Audax

    Oh my god, what an evil looking fish

  • The Energizer Bunny

    Y – “Because we like you”

    Yeah, yeah, quit YAKKING and get on with it, I know

  • The Energizer Bunny

    Z – Zebra

    While the zoo was verbally promised a zebra, it wanted to get it in black and white

    (I know – what an anticlimactic ending)

  • The Energizer Bunny

    Seriously, Where is everybody????

  • The Energizer Bunny

    I’m So Ronery
    So ronery
    So ronery and sadry arone

    There’s no one
    Just me onry
    Sitting on my rittle throne
    I work rearry hard and make up great prans
    But nobody ristens, no one understands
    Seems like no one takes me serirousry

    And so I’m ronery
    A rittle ronery
    Poor rittle me

    There’s nobody
    I can rerate to
    Feel rike a bird in a cage
    It’s kinda sihry
    But not rearry
    Because it’s fihring my body with rage

    I’m the smartest most crever most physicarry fit
    But nobody else seems to rearize it
    When I change the world maybe they’ll notice me
    But until then I’rr just be ronery
    Rittle ronery, poor rittle me

    I’m so ronery

    -Team America

  • ditto

    Very busy at work, but I really liked your list.

  • The Energizer Bunny

    Lonely
    I’m Mr lonely,
    I have nobody,
    for my owwwn
    I’m so lonely,
    I’m Mr. Lonely
    I have nobody,
    for my owwnnn
    I’m so lonely

    Yo all, this one here,
    Goes out to all my playas out there, man, ya know
    That got that one good girl who has always been there man, like
    took all the bullshit
    Then one day she can’t take it no more
    And decides to leave

    Yeah
    I woke up in the middle of the night
    And I noticed my girl wasn’t by my side,
    Coulda sworn I was dreamin for her
    I was feelin,
    So I had to take a little ride,
    Back tracking on these few years,
    Tryin to figure out what I do to make it go bad,
    Cause ever since my girl left me,
    My whole life came crashing and
    I’m so

    Lonely (so lonely),
    I’m Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
    I have nobody (I have nobody)
    for my own (to call my own,girl)

    I’m so lonely (so lonely)
    I’m Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
    I have nobody (I have nobody)
    to call my own (to call my own,girl)

    Can’t believe I had a girl like you
    And I just let you walk right outta my life,
    After all I put you through, you still stuck around and stayed by my side,
    What really hurt me is I broke your heart, baby
    You a good girl and I had no right,
    I really wanna make things right, cos
    Without you in my life girl, I’m so

    Lonely (so lonely)
    I’m Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
    I have nobody (I have nobody)
    for my own (to call my own,girl)

    I’m so lonely (so lonely)
    I’m Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
    I have nobody (I have nobody)
    for my own (to call my own,baby)

    Been all about the world ain’t never met a girl
    That can take the things that you’ve been through
    Never thought the day would come
    Where you would get up and run
    And I would be out chasing you
    Cos ain’t nowhere in the globe I’d rather be,
    Ain’t no one in the globe I’d rather see
    Then the girl of my dreams that made me be
    so happy but now so lonely…

    Lonely (so lonely)
    I’m Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
    I have nobody (I have nobody)
    for my own (to call my own, no)

    I’m so lonely (so lonely)
    I’m Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
    I have nobody (I have nobody)
    for my own (to call my own, girl)

    Never thought that I’d be alone (be alone),
    I didn’t think you’d be gone this long, (gone so long)
    I just want you to call my phone,
    stop playing girl and
    Come on home (come on home),
    Baby girl I didn’t mean to shout, (Nooo)
    I want me and you to work it out, (work it out baby)
    I never wished to ever
    Hurt my baby (Hurt my baby)
    And it’s drivin me crazy cause I’m so..

    Lonely (so lonely)
    I’m Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
    I have nobody (have nobody)
    for my own (to call my own,no)

    I’m so lonely (so lonely)
    I’m Mr. Lonely (Mr. Lonely)
    I have nobody (I have nobody)
    for my own (to call my own,girl)

    Lonely,
    so lonely, (lonely)
    So lonely, (so lonely)
    Mr. Lonely (lonely)
    So lonely (so lonely)
    So lonely (lonely)
    So lonely (so lonely)
    So lonely
    Mr. Lonely

    -Akon

  • The Energizer Bunny

    Google is a wonderful thing when you are all alone :)

  • The Energizer Bunny

    Hi Ditto!!!

    Now I won’t have to continue my search for lonely songs

  • ditto

    But you have such a beautiful virtual singing posting voice. ;)

  • The Energizer Bunny

    Flattery will get you everywhere 8)

  • TEB – Wow, the WHOLE alphabet!

    Good morning.

  • The Energizer Bunny

    Hi EssBee

    Stupid joke of the day…

    Red Riding Hood was walking through the forest when she came across a wolf.

    “Oh, no,” said Red, “Are you going to eat me whole?”

    “No,” replied the wolf, “I’ll spit that part out.”

    da-da-dum

  • Looking for relief from Southland Tales??? Maybe.
    My weekend has been so busy that I am still catching up.

  • The Energizer Bunny

    On that note, I’m off to buy some groceries. then it will be close to lunch time, so I’ll be back after.

    Ta

  • You know what I miss? Jack Magnum. Whatever happened to that guy?

  • Rhettro

    Morning. Going to be a busy week with work and my folks in town.

  • Xiphactinus Audax – that is so gonna be our band name.

    Awesome list, TEB. You just get up too early for the likes of me.

    Ed!

  • Hi guys.

    Sorry WNDR. :(

    That is all.

  • No Problem Joe…
    I wasn’t keeping up with Nascar before CCU.
    I can not keep up after CCU… No Worries.

    So I am wondering…
    Which came first the Chicken or the egg?

  • Rhettro

    Depends on whether the chicken was being choked or not.

    As it stands, I’m not much of a NASCAR fan, more of a time issue than anything. The ironic thing though was CCu was advertised for it’s lack of colorful banter etc. and was more of an informative podcasts, though justa joe is the master of colorful banter. Any hope of a colorful banter podcasts coming from JJ? I’d subscribe to that one. :)

  • ditto

    Had some wicked storms around here last night. My wife & I watched the top 1/3 of a funnel cloud form right above our backyard. Fortunately it wasn’t strong enough to touch down.

  • Scary, ditto! I’m glad you & yours are okay!

  • Whoa. Glad your ok Ditto.

    Seriously though guys, holy shit. That announcement I made yesterday was total BS, and yet everyone is so freaking faithful to ME, the new show of the Farpoint Recap has recieved a total of like five downloads. Which is about the exact total number of people I let in on the joke.

    Holy crap. If you guys would have just listened to it, you’d have figured out it was a joke 17 minutes into the show anyway. Holy crap are you people loyal. The original Wine and Wingin’ It bit didn’t go over like this. *lol*

  • Vanamonde

    Well the new 3G iphone looks very tempting at the new price. Just have to wait and see how much O2 is going to screw UK customers over the 18 month contract.

  • Vanamonde

    Err I haven’t got round to listening to episode of Recap yet.

  • Vanamonde

    Just add ‘an’ in the above,

  • Back from errands.

    Rhett – The irony was not lost on me. :)
    Between Jessica and myself it was all we could do to meet our schedule. As indicated by her lack of presence here :( she got busy in the “real” world and it just became too much “work”. While I was proud of the show (and the fact that even non-NASCAR types commented positively on the shows quality) … the show became less “creatively” satisfying.

    Funny thing is, I was only doing that podcast because it was the sort of NASCAR podcast that I wanted to listen to and no one else was doing it. I never had (nor do I now have) the urge to have my own podcast.

    Personally, I’m hopeing that Jack will take me in. ;)

  • RE: Man vs. Nature
    Why am I picturing Ditto in his back yard doing a Samual L. Jackson towards the storm.

  • ditto

    JOe, sorry about CCU, but I totally understand how time commitments change. Thanks for all the hard work you and Jessica did!

  • ditto

    I was a little worried during the storm, but I wasn’t truly concerned. There were some missing “bad” factors, such as hail, that would have sent me straight to the basement instead of watching the funnel cloud.

    But thanks for all the concern.

  • ditto

    Dub: You sly MF! ;)

  • Rhettro

    There’s the open invitation Jack. Quick! Grab him!

    :)

    I certainly understand how much work a podcast can be and how real life can creep in.

  • I don’t know about you guys, but it’s been one bitch of a Monday. I can’t wait to go home.

  • JJ – Which Jack????
    Because there is always an open spot at Wander Radio…

  • EssBee – This day has totally sucked ass… and not in a good way…as in enjoyable… oh nevermind….

    Rhettro – If you’re choking the chicken then I suppose that it would come first… Fuck it – I am going home.

  • No, WNDR, I totally agree with you. Bad way of ass sucking = today.

  • Rhettro

    Take care at Evil Inc. Essbee. I’ve got some deadlines I need to take care of that’s making work so much fun right now. NOT! *headcheesegrater*

  • Suck is generally the baseline for most days. *pinchbubblewrap*

  • Justa j0e’s Deadpan would be fucking awesome.

  • And finally:

    http://www.minibosses.com/ = awesome.

    OK, done hogging the drinking fountain.

  • Vanamonde

    Today was too hot and sticky.

  • ditto

    Me too Rhettro.
    *headblender*
    *whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr crunch*

  • RE:Justa j0e’s Deadpan
    er, um … NOOOOOOOOOOooooooooooooooo!

    *headRhettroblender*
    *sploot whirrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr crunch*

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