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June 12th, 2008 at 12:00 am
sixteen!
June 12th, 2008 at 2:13 am
Wow, there must be a lot of comments stuck in limbo for Van to claim number 16.
Oh, wait. i see what you did there…….
June 12th, 2008 at 5:14 am
Morning, Deadpan!
It’s sunny in Longmont, and there’s snow on the peaks. Snow in June!
June 12th, 2008 at 5:25 am
Morning Pan!
Oh, my What’s that big shiny thing in the sky?
June 12th, 2008 at 5:25 am
Yeah, EssBee, we got a bit of snow on the outskirts of the city last night as well. Not uncommon with Calgary.
June 12th, 2008 at 5:35 am
TEB, my partner’s brother and his family live North of Calgary in Hobbema. Do you know it? I’ve only been up there once, in June, but it was beautiful.
June 12th, 2008 at 5:46 am
I know of it, EssBee, and I think I may have driven through it going to Wetaskewin, but beyond that, no. It’s actually closer to Edmonton than to Calgary.
June 12th, 2008 at 5:55 am
Right, that’s it! It is a drive-through type of place! They live on the Cree Reserve.
We hope to visit again some time — maybe when fuel costs decrease a bit, say 2015?
June 12th, 2008 at 6:15 am
Sure, maybe by then, your dollar will be worth more than ours again and you’ll get more bang for your buck that way as well
*ducks potential objects flung from afar*
June 12th, 2008 at 6:31 am
*Flings fat American devouring a supersized Big Mac meal deal in a H3 in a northerly direction*
Who am I kidding? Good one!
June 12th, 2008 at 6:45 am
****BSG Spoiler Alert!!!****
*****You have been warned!*****
So I just heard an interview with Jamie Bamber (Lee Adama on BSG) and he was asked what was the significance that Tigh impregnated the 6.
His answer was, “the lesson to be learned is you’re never too old or grizzled to be able to hook up with a young super model”
I like that answer
June 12th, 2008 at 7:09 am
12 months in the year!
June 12th, 2008 at 7:09 am
TEB: I like that answer too!
June 12th, 2008 at 7:11 am
Woot! International rivalries flare!!!
June 12th, 2008 at 7:13 am
I guess Alanis fans will be happy about her split:
http://www.torontosun.com/Entertainment/Music/2008/06/12/5849731-sun.html
June 12th, 2008 at 7:19 am
New Sunny Day Sets Fire song:
http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/download/51217-sunny-day-sets-fire-smallest-heart-on-earth-video-premiere
June 12th, 2008 at 7:31 am
I always thought Alanis looked better with short hair. Has nothing to do with the current conversation or her music. Just a personal observation.
June 12th, 2008 at 7:33 am
I don’t think I ever saw her in short hair, but it seems she would look better that way.
June 12th, 2008 at 7:36 am
Jack’s getting good rattling off urls.
June 12th, 2008 at 7:38 am
Haven’t heard the episode yet. Probably won’t be able to until the weekend.
June 12th, 2008 at 7:38 am
I thought the last ep was great, even if I haven’t seen the movie.
Dub going off the deep-end? Surely, you jest, Jack!
June 12th, 2008 at 7:39 am
ditto:
http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/alanismorissette/alanis_morissette_1.jpg
June 12th, 2008 at 7:43 am
Yep. Much better for her type of face.
June 12th, 2008 at 7:49 am
A fairly easy to read article on teleportation using quantum entanglement:
http://ronnyeo.wordpress.com/2008/05/02/teleportation-quantum-entanglement/
June 12th, 2008 at 8:12 am
It sounds cool to me - As long as I’m not one of the beta testers…
June 12th, 2008 at 8:15 am
The fifth cylon?
http://youtube.com/watch?v=RZslRQvv5zM
June 12th, 2008 at 8:23 am
Just what do you say to a compliment like this?
The phase of your hallucinations reminds me of those balmy days when the championship mould was breeding, when the fish were long, and so were the valued floats of men we drank through narrow straws…
http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG
June 12th, 2008 at 8:25 am
Damn WP, I will not be defeated!
Just what do you say to a compliment like this?
The phase of your hallucinations reminds me of those balmy days when the championship mould was breeding, when the fish were long, and so were the valued floats of men we drank through narrow straws…
http://tinyurl.com/3gzj
June 12th, 2008 at 8:25 am
Curse you, Vanamonde!!!!!!!!!!!!!
I was sure the GJB point was mine this time.
June 12th, 2008 at 8:28 am
I admit, I didn’t do very well with this quiz. I only got 4 out of 10
June 12th, 2008 at 8:28 am
Something on the mellow side with an asian melody:
Melodies & Desires — Lykke Li
http://www.last.fm/music/Lykke+Li/+videos/+1-Mw8HkLt4CxI
June 12th, 2008 at 8:28 am
Sorry, here’s the quiz
http://www.monkeon.co.uk/sequels/
June 12th, 2008 at 8:30 am
Uh? This is a compliment?
“Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils.”
June 12th, 2008 at 8:32 am
I only got 1/10, but since I’m not much of a horror fan, I’m not surprised.
June 12th, 2008 at 8:36 am
I liked that piece of music, ditto
June 12th, 2008 at 8:43 am
So Justin Timberlake has endorsed Obama.
This message has been sponsored by John MCain.
June 12th, 2008 at 8:58 am
I just have one thing to say to that, Van
Your wit, your teeth, your pasty reflection can but incorporate freely into the powerful surface of a disintegrating mirror set afloat upon a swarm of locusts
June 12th, 2008 at 9:01 am
TEB, I don’t whether to be insulted or insulted!
lol
June 12th, 2008 at 9:02 am
Damn, 0/10!
June 12th, 2008 at 9:04 am
Giving time to read the links, I should have replied:
TEB may wood nymphs sprinkle your path with bowlings balls while you dance and prowl in the sequined moonlight with leftover heads of lettuce.
June 12th, 2008 at 9:08 am
That’s better, Van
June 12th, 2008 at 9:09 am
Ooooh, I like this one:
Tribes of primitve hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build pyra mids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic, inef fable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and distracts from each and every orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its brand.
Rhinestone Codpieces!!!
June 12th, 2008 at 9:09 am
3/10 but only cos I knew how many McGann brothers there are.
June 12th, 2008 at 9:09 am
zombie reeking butt nibbler
June 12th, 2008 at 9:09 am
And other insults can be found here:
http://www.insultme.net/
June 12th, 2008 at 9:10 am
Rhinstone Codpieces sound rather painful.
June 12th, 2008 at 9:10 am
“scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth”
Got a ring to it!
June 12th, 2008 at 9:10 am
I’ve only seen one of the movies in question. I think I’m just a good guesser, that’s all
June 12th, 2008 at 9:10 am
runch time!
June 12th, 2008 at 9:11 am
nerd faced zombie bender
How does one bend zombies?
June 12th, 2008 at 9:11 am
I would never dream of calling ditto a burger stinking mushroom tamer.
Perish the thought.
June 12th, 2008 at 9:12 am
Very carefully TEB.
June 12th, 2008 at 9:13 am
Yeah, it’s my lunch time too
June 12th, 2008 at 9:14 am
Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire.
June 12th, 2008 at 9:21 am
I haven’t read all fo the comments yet, just wanted to state that Alanis looks quite a bit like Ronnie James Dio.
June 12th, 2008 at 9:25 am
Hmmm, alter egos perhaps?
June 12th, 2008 at 9:25 am
http://ifightrobots.com/images/and%20dio.jpg
June 12th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Shields up!
June 12th, 2008 at 9:27 am
Pimple Climbing Toilet Cleaver
June 12th, 2008 at 9:28 am
All things being equal, time flies like a banananananananananana
June 12th, 2008 at 9:29 am
Earwax smelling kebab banger
June 12th, 2008 at 9:38 am
Lindisfarne DOESN’T do a Paul Simon song:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsQgVvcoEao
June 12th, 2008 at 9:41 am
They had REAL hair in the 70’s:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYqaTDZgF2s&feature=related
cough
June 12th, 2008 at 9:49 am
Currently playing: Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald — Gordon Lightfoot
June 12th, 2008 at 10:11 am
Currently playing: Five Dollar Fine — Chris LeDoux
June 12th, 2008 at 10:11 am
Awesome/smart rant about the racism being flung at the Obama’s this week:
http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=870
June 12th, 2008 at 10:11 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l3x_VoF3wo&feature=related
June 12th, 2008 at 10:14 am
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KIdLwde4sQ&feature=related
June 12th, 2008 at 10:15 am
That last one sounds a bit like ‘You’ve picked a fine time to leave me Louise’.
Of loosewheels if you remember the joke.
June 12th, 2008 at 10:16 am
Currently playing: Warming Up The Brain Farm — Lo-Fidelity Allstars
June 12th, 2008 at 10:17 am
EssBee: Yeah, pretty disgraceful, especially as Malkin is doing the defending:
http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2008/06/malkin-defends.html
June 12th, 2008 at 10:18 am
The youtube computer said no.
June 12th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Heh.
June 12th, 2008 at 10:34 am
Yep, that’s pretty infuriating, ditto.
June 12th, 2008 at 10:37 am
This one is probably easier, Van.
Thou Shalt Always Kill — Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip
June 12th, 2008 at 10:39 am
How very true ditto:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoN6XfyQsr4
June 12th, 2008 at 10:54 am
Of course, the Lo-Fidelity Allstars are best known for Battle Flag.
June 12th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Currently playing: Out of Work Musician — The Monks
June 12th, 2008 at 12:37 pm
The youtube computer has started to singing “Daisy, Daisy”..
June 12th, 2008 at 12:55 pm
-to
June 12th, 2008 at 1:11 pm
So after listening to the unshow, has Jack become the biggest tease of the podcasting world?
discuss
But just wait till I can go and hide in a bunker.
June 12th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
*searches bunkers for Vanamonde*
June 12th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Dub diddling the palooza vote, wow.
June 12th, 2008 at 1:34 pm
So my copy of Metal Gear Solid 4 is waiting for my attention.
Oh the anticipation…
June 12th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Van likes sandtraps?
June 12th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
Currently playing: Blue — Elastica
June 12th, 2008 at 4:11 pm
Strawberries (CWL Remix) — Asobi Seksu
Neighborhood 1 - Tunnels — Arcade Fire
Wake Up — Arcade Fire
June 12th, 2008 at 4:18 pm
Downfall — Matchbox Twenty
No Time This Time — The Police
Like I Give a Care — You Say Party! We Say Die!
June 12th, 2008 at 4:26 pm
Oh yeah? Well:
Tomorrow’s Taken - Mojave 3
Mercy - Mojave 3
The Prophecy - Iron Maiden
June 12th, 2008 at 4:59 pm
You win!
June 12th, 2008 at 5:16 pm
Bad storms here again. Fortunately they are north of us.
June 12th, 2008 at 5:19 pm
find TD-0013
http://i27.tinypic.com/302457t.jpg
June 12th, 2008 at 5:45 pm
Gah! He clearly wears his snarky attitude on his armor, now doesn’t he.
June 12th, 2008 at 6:10 pm
Evenin’ gents.
June 12th, 2008 at 7:59 pm
Evenin’, EssBee.
Evenin’, Pan.
No ditto, you were clearly the winner.
June 13th, 2008 at 4:29 am
Good morning, Deadpan!
My way of fighting the Evil Empire, AKA the Deathstar, AKA Evil Inc., is to take my team to do a Habitat for Humanity Day. That’s where I’ll be today, so not online.
Have a fantastic day, all you beautiful people.
June 13th, 2008 at 5:14 am
Morning Pan!
Yesterday’s sun was short lived and the rainclouds have returned.
June 13th, 2008 at 5:38 am
My Friday the 13th is expected to be very Friday the 13thish. How about yours?
June 13th, 2008 at 5:39 am
My wife chose an odd day to see a doctor about fertility treatments.
June 13th, 2008 at 5:52 am
I don’t know Dub. Some people think Friday the 13 is a lucky day
June 13th, 2008 at 6:01 am
In the news today:
WELLINGTON - One of the last shipments to a US research base in Antarctica before the onset of winter darkness was a year’s supply of condoms.
Bill Henriksen, the manager of the McMurdo base station, said nearly 16,500 condoms were delivered last month and would be made available free of charge, to staff throughout the year to avoid potential embarrassment of having to buy them.
The base only has a skeleton staff through the long winter.
“Since everybody knows everyone, it becomes a little bit uncomfortable,” Henriksen told the Southland Times newspaper.
-Calgary Sun
Let’s see… 16,500 divided by 365 is a little over 45 condoms a day for the year. Either a “skeleton staff” is larger than I thought, or they REALLY have little else to do in Antarctica.
June 13th, 2008 at 7:10 am
Ironicly I’m not even in that photo.
June 13th, 2008 at 7:11 am
TEB: That would be me. Did I mention that I got my first professional job on a Friday the 13th while there was a full moon?
June 13th, 2008 at 7:17 am
Went to the doctor and I asked her to make this stop
Got medication, a new addiction, fuckin’ thanks a lot
Had a relapse, I’m bad at rehabs, it ruins everything
So point your finger, at the singer, he’s in the pharmacy
You can’t save me
You can’t change me
Well i’m waiting for my wakeup call
And everything’s my fault
You can’t save me
You can’t blame me
Well i’m waiting here to take the fall
And everything everything’s my fault
Save Me — Unwritten Law
June 13th, 2008 at 8:10 am
Well I don’t want to jinx myself, but so far so good.
June 13th, 2008 at 8:39 am
YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
DOOLITTLE!!!!!!
http://kotaku.com/5016117/next-rock-band-album-the-pixies
June 13th, 2008 at 8:54 am
A friend of mine spent a year in Antarctica. He said that at times the population where he was would be somewhere around 200 people, with more men than women.
The ladies weren’t often lacking for attention.
Morning, Pan. Hmmmmmm, we might have some trouble hitting our mark this week.
June 13th, 2008 at 8:56 am
Oops - and TD-0013 is freed from murgatory.
Good to see you, my Imperial friend.
June 13th, 2008 at 9:32 am
“we might have some trouble hitting our mark this week.”
Bah, humbug!
June 13th, 2008 at 9:59 am
http://tinyurl.com/58mwju
I’ve got some major deadlines I’m currently attending too plus my folks are in town. So I’m going to be a little sparce this week going on until Tuesday. I guess I’ll contribute 300 post on Wednesday. LOL Anyway, just dropping by to link a good article. Interesting post on the power of the media.
June 13th, 2008 at 10:13 am
So is a reference to Dark Star or the guy who can talk to animals?
June 13th, 2008 at 10:15 am
+it
June 13th, 2008 at 10:29 am
“Sure, gas prices are up, the dollar is weak and credit is tight – but these are complaints at the margin of a mainly healthy society.”
WTF?
June 13th, 2008 at 10:50 am
If you have access to SciFi
http://www.scifi.com/
At 2pm central time (about nine minutes from now) they’ll be running the last episode of this season of BSG online. It’s the one that will air tonight on TV.
June 13th, 2008 at 10:51 am
Damn you, Wordpress!!!!!
June 13th, 2008 at 12:33 pm
Um, that article is insane. That’s all. I want to give a more thorough response, but I can’t. I just can’t. Batshit.
I’m finally starting to get caught up on BSG Season 4. Underwhelmed, so far.
June 13th, 2008 at 12:46 pm
Currently playing: Sea of Sorrow — Alice in Chains
June 13th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Currently playing: Upside Down — The Barstool Prophets
June 13th, 2008 at 2:37 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm98t-iGaN8
June 13th, 2008 at 2:42 pm
Since I can’t find Upside Down on youtube, a singing dog will have to do:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2Vsvt6yis8
June 13th, 2008 at 2:45 pm
Currently playing: Far Cry — Rush
June 13th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
This is the only Barstool Prophets song I can find on YouTube
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_03xoe2qAY
June 13th, 2008 at 2:46 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S9uNxUI9ng
June 13th, 2008 at 2:51 pm
You are a YouTube proficianado
June 13th, 2008 at 2:52 pm
Well it boosts the nipple count.
June 13th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
You guys rock the nipples.
http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/phoenix/phx-20080611.php
June 13th, 2008 at 3:43 pm
\m/ (^^) \m/
June 13th, 2008 at 8:12 pm
Lonely Deadpan nights. . . . . .
June 13th, 2008 at 10:02 pm
Morning Pan, chilly this morning, summer seems to have went into hiding.
Off to work.
June 14th, 2008 at 5:12 am
Not here in Texas. Summer is breathing down my neck.
It’s going to be a wild weekend for me. And by wild, I mean getting through my daughter’s ballet recital today and getting her to summer camp tomorrow, as well as getting my wife to the airport tomorrow.
June 14th, 2008 at 7:42 am
Morning, Deadpan.
Nice summer day here. I’ve got a handyman here today, being handy. I’m doing a bit of gardening, but just a bit.
June 14th, 2008 at 7:52 am
Well I’m putting off seeing the Hulk movie till tomorrow. Going to see a french comedy tonight called Priceless:
http://tinyurl.com/3thocv
It appears to have taken two years to cross the english channel.
June 14th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
Only for those with large pockets:
http://tinyurl.com/5dmes2
June 14th, 2008 at 3:55 pm
Great….. except the radio only plays Hasselhoff’s version of “Hooked on A Feeling”. On repeat.
I think the Hulk is gonna get a pass from me.
Holy crap, it feels every bit of 110 here today.
That is all. Back to Little Ones now.
June 14th, 2008 at 4:01 pm
Leanna is talking about food on www.dergeek.com
June 14th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Happening… It’s trees the trees are killing people!!! yeah…. the movie sucks
June 15th, 2008 at 12:04 am
Now playing on Magic FM:
Sweet Talking Woman - ELO
June 15th, 2008 at 12:06 am
Don’t look if you dislike facial hair:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pVihntUEVw
June 15th, 2008 at 12:14 am
VICTORY for stiff upper lips and all that jazz:
http://tinyurl.com/6pt8lr
June 15th, 2008 at 5:12 am
*Deep Breath*
*Exhale*
Fresh, clean taint-free air in here. Nice. Just trying to stay on the sidelines as taint rips through another community I am a part of.
You guys are swell, you know that?
June 15th, 2008 at 5:32 am
I had forgotten how civilised it is going to the cinema on a Sunday morning.
Hulk was fun, but I had better qualify that by saying I haven’t read many of the comics (in fact the only one I can actually remember is one that begins with the words from the poem ‘Sea Fever’).
The purple pants feature at one point.
June 15th, 2008 at 5:33 am
Not BBTL community JB?
June 15th, 2008 at 6:00 am
+the
June 15th, 2008 at 8:03 am
No, another one. I won’t go pointing it out. I’m trying very hard to stay neutral, but I fear that I will be “picked” to be on one side or the other however much I prefer not to be.
June 15th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
So after a certain season finale, was I the only one expecting to see the Stature of Liberty at the end?
June 15th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
Statue even…doh!
June 15th, 2008 at 4:06 pm
Hey, Pan… In Dublin, tourney’s over. I am relatively uninjured (YAY) and have had a lot of expensive beer.
I have stories, but am too tired to really tell them now. Mebbe I will compose my thoughts in my 6 hour layover in Heathrow.
For now here is a you tube vid that has one of my tries (scores) in it. I am # 15.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8wH0UfK86g
If I count right I fend off 5 guys. Yay!
June 15th, 2008 at 4:07 pm
Speaking of facial hair…I am now beard free! It was getting redonkulous.
June 15th, 2008 at 7:07 pm
Nice going Jeremy!
When you get back, remind me to ask you why a gay, Rugby team. Since you are married … there must be a story there and though I am curious (no, not like that!) I keep forgetting to ask.
Van- RE: season finale.
Yes.
Yes I really expected to see a half buried Statue of Liberty.
June 15th, 2008 at 7:16 pm
JJ and Van - I’m not yet convinced that it wasn’t actually in there somewhere.
I’ll just say this - the resolution of the storyline had better not involve time travel….or I’ll have to call in a death threat to Dubshack.
June 15th, 2008 at 7:29 pm
Man, even Tony and the gang at Backseat Producers are chiming in on Slandapalooza with a review:
http://www.backseatproducers.com/2008/06/14/theatrical-review-the-happening/
OK, so it’s actually for “The Happening”. But, as I read the review, in generic terms, it could have easily been for Southland Tales.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:20 am
Awesome, JfS!!!
June 16th, 2008 at 6:29 am
Van, you were NOT alone! We actually talked about that while watching!
Awesome, JfS!
June 16th, 2008 at 7:11 am
Way to go JfS. Hope you had fun.
I’ve enjoyed having my folks and my niece home this week. With the worst behind me at work I was able to decompress a little this weekend. I think I gained 3 pounds between the steak and See’s candy. LOL Oh well. My wife and son bought me a PSP for Father’s Day. It’s pretty cool.
I imagine I’ll still be a little sparce around DeadPan until tomorrow.
June 16th, 2008 at 7:20 am
I heard the trees did it.
June 16th, 2008 at 8:44 am
So have we already been spoilered on M. Night’s new one? Or is it already as spoiled as last February’s milk?
It couldn’t possibly be as bad as The Village??
June 16th, 2008 at 9:20 am
Jack - I think it looks scary!
June 16th, 2008 at 10:13 am
This is Staycation: Day 1. So far, a bowl of Cheerios, off to the park, lunch at Culver’s. Fox is napping now, Darcy too, as she unfortunately got sick and lost her voice.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:22 am
Two recommendations:
1. Blade Runner - Director’s Cut
2. The American Way graphic novel
June 16th, 2008 at 10:33 am
Taking a mental break from my deadline. Waiting for a few phone calls.
M. Night movies I liked:
Sixth Sense
Signs
The Lady in the Water
Movies I didn’t like:
Unbreakable
Movies I don’t intend to see:
The Village
The Happening
M. Night’s formula works sometimes and falls flat others. He is one of the few directors where I let the reviews alone decide if I want to see the film or not. I know the spoiler for “The Happening” and I don’t plan on seeing it.
In other news, I’m more than halfway through “The Watchmen” graphic novel.
June 16th, 2008 at 10:50 am
I won’t get started on Bladerunner since I don’t want raise my BP or get into an arguement with JJ.
I see the first episode of True Blood has hit the torrent networks:
http://www.mininova.org/tor/1507818
That’s the series based on Charlaine Harris series novels with Sookie Stackhouse as lead character.
June 16th, 2008 at 11:07 am
I don’t want to start anything, Van! I LOVE those Charlaine Harris books — thanks for the link. I wonder if Evil Empire will notice me sitting here watching.
Rhettro, The American Way is right up your alley if you like Watchmen.
June 16th, 2008 at 11:33 am
Fight! fight! Deckard is NOT a replicant!
That unicorn made perfect sense!
Sorry, I was just trying to start something.
June 16th, 2008 at 11:50 am
Thanks EssBee, I’ll keep a look out for The American Way. I’ve been enjoying Watchmen so far. I picked up a Star Wars graphic novel a couple of weeks ago. I hope to get into it soon as well. Plus, I’ve only watched the Theatrical Release of BR, so far. I need to watch the recently re-edited Director’s Cut. Unicorns mean nothing, but if there were some electric sheep.
June 16th, 2008 at 12:10 pm
Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!
Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!
Fizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!
plink!
June 16th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Rhettro and Jack - you killed Van.
June 16th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
Ram-a-lama Shamalon
I found “6th Sense” enjoyable although I saw the “surprise” coming from about 20 miles away.
I thought “Signs” was enjoyable as well, although just an OK film. I’ve no urge to see it again.
I think “Unbreakable” may be my favorite of all the M films. Seems to me though that there was a movie that came out before this one where A guy survives a plane crash and thinks he can’t be killed. I recall that one being more disconcerting.
Oh … and Van, you come across a turtle in the desert. It’s on it’s back …
June 16th, 2008 at 1:03 pm
You may be thinking of Fearless JJ, starring Jeff Bridges:
http://tinyurl.com/5fkz8z
June 16th, 2008 at 1:48 pm
Currently playing: Bad Boyfriend — Garbage
June 16th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt_sHkz-at4
June 16th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
I’m currently playing: GBA Live - The Greyboy Allstars
June 16th, 2008 at 2:14 pm
Woodpecker From Mars - Faith No More
“Unbreakable” would be my favorite M. Night film too. If anyone cares.
June 16th, 2008 at 2:19 pm
You know what would have made “Unbreakable” better? If Sam L. had a robot arm. Just sayin’.
June 16th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
I wasn’t expecting SLJ to be the villain though in Unbreakable.
June 16th, 2008 at 3:10 pm
Van - that was the film I was thinking of. The crash sequence seemed a little too real for my comfort.
Rhett - what would have made “Unbreakable” better? PUPPETS!!!!
Jack - we ALWAYS care, daddio .
June 16th, 2008 at 3:40 pm
Only if shot in Supermarionation.
June 16th, 2008 at 4:04 pm
Night Pan, busy, busy day tomorrow, and I need to SLEEP.
June 16th, 2008 at 4:47 pm
Sigh. Still at work.
June 16th, 2008 at 5:48 pm
Have to agree - Unbreakable is the best of Shyma-however-you-say-his-name.
I too know the “spoiler” for the Happening. While it sounds like a potentially interesting premise, it seems to have been poorly executed.
June 16th, 2008 at 9:59 pm
Hooooo…..
June 17th, 2008 at 3:48 am
It’s at times like this that I wish I could play the guitar.
June 17th, 2008 at 3:52 am
Firefox 3 is almost here:
http://tinyurl.com/4eakk8
Probably a long time down the road for a release in the mandriva repos.
June 17th, 2008 at 3:56 am
They appear to have missed out bisexuals:
http://tinyurl.com/649s5o
June 17th, 2008 at 3:58 am
So after watching the True Blood first episode, I’m forced to draw the conclusion that Anna Paquin as an actress is overrated.
June 17th, 2008 at 4:39 am
Deadpan… we don’t need to show you no stinking Deadpans….
Gooooooood Morning Pan!
June 17th, 2008 at 4:54 am
So, some time last night, we had a stupid motorcyclist race through our neighbourhood and hit a deer. Apparently he managed to kill the deer and his motorcycle went up in flames but still managed to walk away from the accident himself.
First of all, everybody in our neighbourhood knows to watch out for the deer.
Second, while I like motorcycles, I HATE stupid people on them. It should have been the other way around, with the deer walking away from the accident…. poor thing
June 17th, 2008 at 4:59 am
Finally heard the DP unshow. We have a loooong way to go to get to the comment goal. So to that end, I’ll do famous movie quotes - adjusted.
I’ll start with the famous, and often misquoted
“Deadpans? We ain’t got no deadpans. We don’t need no deadpans. I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ deadpans!”
June 17th, 2008 at 5:01 am
A - A Few Good Men
You want answers?
I think I’m entitled.
You want answers?
I want the deadpans!
You can’t handle the deadpans!
June 17th, 2008 at 5:02 am
As Good As it Gets
You make me want to be a better deadpan.
June 17th, 2008 at 5:08 am
Oh, I’ve already messed up. I should have started with
2001 A Space Odyssey
My God, it’s full of deadpans!
June 17th, 2008 at 5:13 am
B - Bat Man (Tim Burton’s)
I’m Deadpan
June 17th, 2008 at 5:14 am
Sorry, must go back again…
A - Apocolyse Now
I love the smell of deadpans in the morning
Or
The deadpans, the deadpans
June 17th, 2008 at 5:14 am
Austin Powers
Do I make you Deadpan, baby? Do I?
June 17th, 2008 at 5:16 am
C - Caine Mutiny (1954 Humphrey Bogart version)
You tell the men there are four ways of doing things on this ship: The right way, the wrong way, the Navy way, and the deadpan way. They do things the deadpan way, and we’ll get along just fine.
June 17th, 2008 at 5:20 am
Working now. Will do more in a few minutes
June 17th, 2008 at 5:25 am
Citizen Cane
“deadpan…”
- Which leads to the question… How did everybody know what he said when nobody was in the room when he said it? (check it out, he was alone)
June 17th, 2008 at 5:26 am
Cool Hand Luke
What we have here, is a failure to deadpan
June 17th, 2008 at 5:28 am
Casablanca -
Of all the deadpans in town, she walks into mine
We’ll always have Paris
Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful deadpan.
June 17th, 2008 at 5:33 am
I know there is the oft misquoted “Play it again, Sam”, but that is wrong. He never said that. The closest was when Ingred Bergman said,
Play it once, Sam. For old times’ sake.”
What Bogart actually said was,
You know what I want to hear.
No, I don’t.
You played it for her, you can play it for me!
Well, I don’t think I can remember
If she can stand it, I can! Play it!
- My hubby is a huge Bogey fan
June 17th, 2008 at 5:40 am
Oh, must go back to A’s
Apollo 13
Huston, we have a deadpan
June 17th, 2008 at 5:45 am
D - Day the Earth Stood Still
Gort! Klaatu barada deadpan!
June 17th, 2008 at 5:46 am
Die Hard
Yippee-ki-yay, deadpan!
June 17th, 2008 at 5:47 am
Dirty Harry
you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya deadpan?
June 17th, 2008 at 5:49 am
Morning, Deadpan!
TEB, go ahead! I am terrible at remembering lines from films.
June 17th, 2008 at 5:50 am
Oh, oh, oh… Back to B
Babe
That’ll do, deadpan. That’ll do
June 17th, 2008 at 5:50 am
staying in alphabetical order is harder than you’d think
June 17th, 2008 at 5:51 am
EssBee - I honestly don’t remember all these lines…. I occasionally need a little nudge in the brain, - that’s what Google is for.
June 17th, 2008 at 5:53 am
I just know, as of when I came on this morning, we have more than 200 comment to go to reach goal, so…
Batman (again, Tim Burton version)
Have you ever danced with the deadpan in the pale moonlight?
June 17th, 2008 at 5:54 am
Bill and Ted’s Adventure (either one)
Deadpan! (air guitar here)
June 17th, 2008 at 5:54 am
Blade Runner
Time to deadpan
June 17th, 2008 at 5:55 am
The Blues Brothers
We’re on a mission from deadpan
June 17th, 2008 at 5:57 am
Back to Casablanca
Here’s looking at you, deadpan
June 17th, 2008 at 5:57 am
ok, I have work to do… Back in a bit
June 17th, 2008 at 6:11 am
Ok, after trying to kill myself by tripping on a cord wrapped around my chair, I think I’m ready to return to our program.
In my search for movie quotes, I found this
http://connect.afi.com/site/DocServer/quotes400.pdf?docID=205
so now I think I’ll start outright cheating…
June 17th, 2008 at 6:11 am
Back with C
A Christmas Story
You’ll shoot your deadpan out
June 17th, 2008 at 6:13 am
The Court Jester
The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the
palace has the brew that is true.
- Sorry, I loved this movie (with Danny Kaye and Angela Landsbury), so I just couldn’t “pan” it.
June 17th, 2008 at 6:16 am
Ok, now moving on
E - ET
ET phone deadpan
June 17th, 2008 at 6:17 am
F - Field of Dreams
If you build it, they will deadpan
June 17th, 2008 at 6:18 am
Fight Club
The first rule of deapan, is you don’t talk about deadpan
June 17th, 2008 at 6:18 am
Forrest Gump
run deadpan, run!
June 17th, 2008 at 6:19 am
Forrest Gump - agian
Life is like a box of deadpans. You never know what you’re gonna get.”
June 17th, 2008 at 6:20 am
Fiddler on the Roof
I know, I know. We are your chosen deadpans. But, once in a while, can’t you choose someone else?
(not on the above quote list - Ha!)
June 17th, 2008 at 6:22 am
G - Ghostbusters
We came. We saw. We kicked its deadpan
June 17th, 2008 at 6:23 am
Godfather
I’m going to make him a deadpan he can’t refuse.
June 17th, 2008 at 6:23 am
Godfather 2
Keep your friends close, but your enemies deadpan.
June 17th, 2008 at 6:24 am
Godfather 3
Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back deadpans.
June 17th, 2008 at 6:24 am
Gone with the Wind
As God is my witness, I’ll never be deadpan again.
June 17th, 2008 at 6:25 am
Good Morning Vietnam
Goooooood morning, deadpan!
June 17th, 2008 at 6:26 am
Gunga Din
You’re a better man than I am, deadpan
June 17th, 2008 at 6:26 am
Galaxy Quest
Never give up, never deadpan!
(another one not on the list - what’s with that?)
June 17th, 2008 at 6:27 am
Okay, okay.
G - Gattica
“There is no gene for deadpan.”
June 17th, 2008 at 6:27 am
the Goodbye Girl
You know I love listening to you talk. I hate living with you but your deadpan is first rate.
June 17th, 2008 at 6:30 am
H - Highlander
There can only be deadpan
June 17th, 2008 at 6:30 am
Yeah, EssBee!
June 17th, 2008 at 6:31 am
I
In the Heat of the Night
They call me Mr. Deadpan!
June 17th, 2008 at 6:32 am
H - Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone
“You’re a deadpan, Harry!”
June 17th, 2008 at 6:33 am
It’s a Wonderful Life
Every time a bell rings, a deadpan gets a comment
June 17th, 2008 at 6:34 am
238 comments. Only another 200 to go before tomorrow night
June 17th, 2008 at 6:35 am
J - Jaws
We’re gonna need a bigger deadpan
June 17th, 2008 at 6:35 am
The Jazz Singer
It’s deadpan, folks
June 17th, 2008 at 6:36 am
Jerry Maguire
Show me the deadpan!
June 17th, 2008 at 6:36 am
Also Jerry Maguire
You had me at “deadpan”
June 17th, 2008 at 6:37 am
K - King Kong
“I’m not a coward, I’m gonna deadpan.”
June 17th, 2008 at 6:40 am
Oh yeah, back to B
From the movie Bats (when asked why he would make mutant bats)
“Because I’m a scientist, that’s what we do…”
or, “Because I’m a deadpan, that’s what we do…”
June 17th, 2008 at 6:41 am
Karate Kid
deadpan on, deadpan off
June 17th, 2008 at 6:42 am
King Kong (also)
It wasn’t the airplanes, it was deadpan that killed the beast
June 17th, 2008 at 6:43 am
Knute Rockne
Tell ‘em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the deadpan.
June 17th, 2008 at 6:44 am
K-Pax
Don’t worry, I’m not going to burst through your deadpan.
June 17th, 2008 at 6:45 am
Back to H
Harry Potter
Expto-deadpan!
June 17th, 2008 at 6:45 am
L: Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship
“I only ask for the strength to defend my deadpan!”
June 17th, 2008 at 6:46 am
I have become Jack, destroyer of pans.
June 17th, 2008 at 6:46 am
A League of Their Own
There’s no crying in deadpan!
June 17th, 2008 at 6:47 am
The Lone Ranger
Ho Ho deadpan, Away
June 17th, 2008 at 6:47 am
Also Lord of the Rings
My deadpan, my deadpan
June 17th, 2008 at 6:48 am
Ladyhawk
I know I promised, Lord, never again. But I also know that YOU know what a deadpan person I am.
June 17th, 2008 at 6:49 am
Ok, I messed up the Lone Ranger, it should be
Hi, Ho deadpan, away!
June 17th, 2008 at 6:49 am
The Matrix
“Morpheus believes he is the deadpan.”
June 17th, 2008 at 6:49 am
Little Shop of Horrors
Feed me, deadpan!
June 17th, 2008 at 6:51 am
The Maltese Falcon
The stuff that deadpans are made of
June 17th, 2008 at 6:52 am
Matrix (also)
What is the deadpan?
June 17th, 2008 at 6:52 am
Looks like Firefox wants to set a Guiness World Record today:
http://www.spreadfirefox.com/en-US/worldrecord/?from=sfx&uid=231250&aid=
June 17th, 2008 at 6:52 am
The Mask
Somebody deadpan me!
June 17th, 2008 at 6:52 am
Misery
I am your number one deadpan
June 17th, 2008 at 6:53 am
That’s all well and good, Ditto. But would their sever be able to handle the traffic?
June 17th, 2008 at 6:54 am
Not my problem, TEB. If they want to get the record, they better have the equipment to back it up.
June 17th, 2008 at 6:54 am
Oooh, creepy Misery quote!
June 17th, 2008 at 6:54 am
A variation of the Matrix quote that is really apropos for us:
“Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Deadpan is. You have to see it for yourself.”
June 17th, 2008 at 6:55 am
My Fair Lady
I’m a good deadpan, I am
June 17th, 2008 at 6:57 am
N - National Lampoons, Animal House
Deadpan fight!
June 17th, 2008 at 6:57 am
Lit 101 briefs:
http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2008/6/16joseph.html
pretty funny.
June 17th, 2008 at 6:58 am
Network
I’m as mad as deadpan, and I’m not going to take this anymore!
June 17th, 2008 at 6:59 am
Cool, Ditto
June 17th, 2008 at 6:59 am
N - National Treasure
“We have to steal the Deadpan!”
June 17th, 2008 at 7:00 am
National Velvet
What’s the meaning of goodness if there isn’t a little deadpan to overcome?
June 17th, 2008 at 7:01 am
O - On the Waterfront
I could’ve had class. I could’ve been a deadpan.
June 17th, 2008 at 7:04 am
P - Planet of the Apes
Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty deadpan!
June 17th, 2008 at 7:04 am
Poltergeist
They’re deadpan!
June 17th, 2008 at 7:05 am
The Princess Bride
Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my deadpan. Prepare to die!
June 17th, 2008 at 7:05 am
Psycho
A boy’s best friend is his deadpan
June 17th, 2008 at 7:06 am
Princess Bride (again)
As you deadpan
June 17th, 2008 at 7:08 am
Q - the Quick and the Dead
Is it possible? Is it possible to improve on _deadpan_?
June 17th, 2008 at 7:09 am
R - Rockey
Yo, deadpan!
June 17th, 2008 at 7:10 am
Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves
Where I come from, we talk to our women. We do not drug them with deadpans.
June 17th, 2008 at 7:12 am
This is only about an hour from my wife’s parent’s place:
http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/06/13/a-remarkable-photo-from-tornado-country/
June 17th, 2008 at 7:14 am
I can’t believe they made a game out of “Deadliest Catch”:
http://kotaku.com/5017132/meet-crab-fishermen-in-seattle-tomorrow
June 17th, 2008 at 7:17 am
Sorry, Back to P
Pitch Black
They say most of your brain shuts down during cryo-sleep. All but the primative side, the deadpan side. No wonder I’m still awake.
June 17th, 2008 at 7:18 am
That’s an amazing photo
June 17th, 2008 at 7:19 am
Pirates of Penzance
Hold, monsters! Ere your pirate caravanserai Proceed, against our will, to wed us all, Just bear in mind that we are Wards in Chancery, And our father is a Deadpan!
June 17th, 2008 at 7:21 am
R - Revenge of the Nerds
“Gimme’ Deadpan Till I’m Dead”
June 17th, 2008 at 7:22 am
Red Dawn
America is a whorehouse… where the revolutionary ideals of your forefathers… are corrupted and sold in alleys by vendors of deadpan…
June 17th, 2008 at 7:22 am
S - Say Anything
I gave her my heart, and she gave me a deadpan.
June 17th, 2008 at 7:23 am
Unforgiven
“I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought I was deadpan ’til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska. “
June 17th, 2008 at 7:23 am
Scarface
Say “hello” to my little deadpan!
June 17th, 2008 at 7:23 am
Bladerunner
“If only you had seen, what I have seen, with your deadpan.”
June 17th, 2008 at 7:23 am
Oh, I forgot a G movie
Ghost
“I love you”
“deadpan”
June 17th, 2008 at 7:24 am
The Shining
Here’s deadpan!
June 17th, 2008 at 7:25 am
Silence of the Lambs
I ate
his liver with some fava beans and a nice deadpan.
June 17th, 2008 at 7:25 am
The Sixth Sense
I see deadpans
June 17th, 2008 at 7:26 am
More Bladerunner
“Deadpan? Let me tell you about my Deadpan.”
June 17th, 2008 at 7:26 am
Snow White and the Seven Dwarves
Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest deadpan of all?
June 17th, 2008 at 7:27 am
Soylent Green
Soylent Green is deadpans!
June 17th, 2008 at 7:27 am
Sparticus
I am deadpan!
June 17th, 2008 at 7:27 am
Still more Blade Runner.
“I don’t know such stuff. Deadpans, I only do Deadpans.”
June 17th, 2008 at 7:28 am
Star Wars
may the deadpan be with you
- come on, you knew it was coming
June 17th, 2008 at 7:28 am
More Star Wars
Help me, deadpan. You’re my only hope.
June 17th, 2008 at 7:29 am
Star Wars, the Empire Strikes Back
Luke, I am your deadpan
June 17th, 2008 at 7:29 am
Do, or do not. There is no deadpan
June 17th, 2008 at 7:29 am
A Street Car Named Desire
Deadpan! Hey, Deadpan!
June 17th, 2008 at 7:30 am
Serenity
“If you can’t do something smart, do something deadpan”
June 17th, 2008 at 7:30 am
Also - A Street Car Named Desire
I have always depended on the kindness of deadpans.
June 17th, 2008 at 7:30 am
Sudden Impact
Go ahead, make my deadpan
June 17th, 2008 at 7:30 am
ditto, WOW, what a picture!
June 17th, 2008 at 7:31 am
Blues Brothers
“We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into Deadpan.”
June 17th, 2008 at 7:31 am
Sunset Boulevard
All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my deadpan.
June 17th, 2008 at 7:32 am
Star Trek: The Wrath of Kahn
Deadpan; Deadpan!!!
June 17th, 2008 at 7:33 am
Superman (Christopher Reeve)
I’m here to fight for truth, justice, and the Deadpan way.
June 17th, 2008 at 7:35 am
Star Trek 3
The needs of the one outweighed the needs of the deadpan.
June 17th, 2008 at 7:35 am
Star Trek 4
Oh, him? He’s harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much deadpan.
June 17th, 2008 at 7:36 am
Also Star Trek 4
Admiral, there be deadpans here!
June 17th, 2008 at 7:37 am
Star Trek: First Contact
So you’re all astronauts on some sort of… deadpan?
June 17th, 2008 at 7:39 am
“What is your name?”
Jack Mangan
“What is your quest?”
To create the coolest podcast ever, called The Deadpan.
“Oh, really? That’s very nice. You may pass.”
June 17th, 2008 at 7:41 am
Santa Clause Conquers the Martians
Here’s another UFO Bulletin: The Defense Department has just announced that the unidentified flying object suddenly disappeared from our radar screen. They believe the object has either disintegrated in space, or it may be a space ship from another planet which has the ability to nullify all deadpans.
June 17th, 2008 at 7:43 am
Scrooged
Get me Standards and Practices in here. I want to see deadpans.
June 17th, 2008 at 7:44 am
Short Circuit
Deadpan is alive!
June 17th, 2008 at 7:44 am
Speed
Guts’ll get you so far, then they’ll get you deadpan.
June 17th, 2008 at 7:46 am
Sponge Bob, Square Pants, the Movie
Ya done good deadpan, ya done…
June 17th, 2008 at 7:47 am
T - Taxi Driver
Ya deadpanin’ to me?
June 17th, 2008 at 7:47 am
Mars Attacks
I get to meet the Deadpan Ambassador! Ain’t that great? Oh, it’s a hell of an honor. But didn’t I always tell you honey, if I just stayed in place and never spoke up, deadpan things are bound to happen.
June 17th, 2008 at 7:47 am
The Terminator
I’ll be deadpan
June 17th, 2008 at 7:48 am
hasta la vista, deadpan
June 17th, 2008 at 7:49 am
They Live
I have come here to listen to deadpan and kick ass, and I’m all out of deadpan
June 17th, 2008 at 7:49 am
Titanic
I’m king of the deadpan
June 17th, 2008 at 7:50 am
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead
We’re more of the love, deadpan, and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you deadpan and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you deadpan and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can’t give you love and rhetoric without the deadpan. Deadpan is compulsory. They’re all deadpan, you see.
June 17th, 2008 at 7:50 am
The Three Muskateers
All for one and one for deadpan!
June 17th, 2008 at 7:51 am
To Have and Have Not
You know how to deadpan, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
June 17th, 2008 at 7:51 am
Top Gun
I feel the need… The need for deadpan!
June 17th, 2008 at 7:52 am
Toy Story
To deadpan and beyond
June 17th, 2008 at 7:52 am
I did Treasure of Sierra Madre at the beginning of this whole bit so I’m not doing it again.
June 17th, 2008 at 7:52 am
For the groaner….
Beaches
You are the deadpan beneath my wings.
June 17th, 200