Deadpan Unshow Whatever Number We’re Up To Now

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  1. Vanamonde Says:

    sixteen!

  2. Ed from Texas Says:

    Wow, there must be a lot of comments stuck in limbo for Van to claim number 16.

    Oh, wait. i see what you did there…….

    :)

  3. EssBee Says:

    Morning, Deadpan!

    It’s sunny in Longmont, and there’s snow on the peaks. Snow in June!

  4. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan!

    Oh, my What’s that big shiny thing in the sky?

  5. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Yeah, EssBee, we got a bit of snow on the outskirts of the city last night as well. Not uncommon with Calgary.

  6. EssBee Says:

    TEB, my partner’s brother and his family live North of Calgary in Hobbema. Do you know it? I’ve only been up there once, in June, but it was beautiful.

  7. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I know of it, EssBee, and I think I may have driven through it going to Wetaskewin, but beyond that, no. It’s actually closer to Edmonton than to Calgary.

  8. EssBee Says:

    Right, that’s it! It is a drive-through type of place! They live on the Cree Reserve.

    We hope to visit again some time — maybe when fuel costs decrease a bit, say 2015?

  9. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Sure, maybe by then, your dollar will be worth more than ours again and you’ll get more bang for your buck that way as well :)

    *ducks potential objects flung from afar*

  10. EssBee Says:

    *Flings fat American devouring a supersized Big Mac meal deal in a H3 in a northerly direction*

    Who am I kidding? Good one!

  11. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    ****BSG Spoiler Alert!!!****

    *****You have been warned!*****

    So I just heard an interview with Jamie Bamber (Lee Adama on BSG) and he was asked what was the significance that Tigh impregnated the 6.

    His answer was, “the lesson to be learned is you’re never too old or grizzled to be able to hook up with a young super model”

    I like that answer :)

  12. ditto Says:

    12 months in the year!

  13. ditto Says:

    TEB: I like that answer too!

  14. ditto Says:

    Woot! International rivalries flare!!!

  15. ditto Says:

    I guess Alanis fans will be happy about her split:
    http://www.torontosun.com/Entertainment/Music/2008/06/12/5849731-sun.html

  16. ditto Says:

    New Sunny Day Sets Fire song:
    http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/download/51217-sunny-day-sets-fire-smallest-heart-on-earth-video-premiere

  17. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I always thought Alanis looked better with short hair. Has nothing to do with the current conversation or her music. Just a personal observation.

  18. ditto Says:

    I don’t think I ever saw her in short hair, but it seems she would look better that way.

  19. ditto Says:

    Jack’s getting good rattling off urls.

  20. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Haven’t heard the episode yet. Probably won’t be able to until the weekend.

  21. ditto Says:

    I thought the last ep was great, even if I haven’t seen the movie.

    Dub going off the deep-end? Surely, you jest, Jack! ;)

  22. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    ditto:

    http://www.wallpaperbase.com/wallpapers/celebs/alanismorissette/alanis_morissette_1.jpg

  23. ditto Says:

    Yep. Much better for her type of face.

  24. ditto Says:

    A fairly easy to read article on teleportation using quantum entanglement:
    http://ronnyeo.wordpress.com/2008/05/02/teleportation-quantum-entanglement/

  25. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    It sounds cool to me – As long as I’m not one of the beta testers…

  26. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    The fifth cylon?

    http://youtube.com/watch?v=RZslRQvv5zM

  27. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Just what do you say to a compliment like this?

    The phase of your hallucinations reminds me of those balmy days when the championship mould was breeding, when the fish were long, and so were the valued floats of men we drank through narrow straws…

    http://www.madsci.org/cgi-bin/cgiwrap/~lynn/jardin/SCG

  28. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Damn WP, I will not be defeated!

    Just what do you say to a compliment like this?

    The phase of your hallucinations reminds me of those balmy days when the championship mould was breeding, when the fish were long, and so were the valued floats of men we drank through narrow straws…

    http://tinyurl.com/3gzj

  29. Ed from Texas Says:

    Curse you, Vanamonde!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    I was sure the GJB point was mine this time.

  30. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I admit, I didn’t do very well with this quiz. I only got 4 out of 10

  31. ditto Says:

    Something on the mellow side with an asian melody:
    Melodies & Desires — Lykke Li
    http://www.last.fm/music/Lykke+Li/+videos/+1-Mw8HkLt4CxI

  32. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Sorry, here’s the quiz

    http://www.monkeon.co.uk/sequels/

  33. ditto Says:

    Uh? This is a compliment?
    “Your legs are like threads of cotton, though much thicker, and filled with weevils.”

  34. ditto Says:

    I only got 1/10, but since I’m not much of a horror fan, I’m not surprised.

  35. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I liked that piece of music, ditto

  36. Vanamonde Says:

    So Justin Timberlake has endorsed Obama.

    This message has been sponsored by John MCain.

  37. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I just have one thing to say to that, Van

    Your wit, your teeth, your pasty reflection can but incorporate freely into the powerful surface of a disintegrating mirror set afloat upon a swarm of locusts :)

  38. Vanamonde Says:

    TEB, I don’t whether to be insulted or insulted!

    lol

  39. EssBee Says:

    Damn, 0/10!

  40. Vanamonde Says:

    Giving time to read the links, I should have replied:

    TEB may wood nymphs sprinkle your path with bowlings balls while you dance and prowl in the sequined moonlight with leftover heads of lettuce.

  41. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    That’s better, Van 8)

  42. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Ooooh, I like this one:

    Tribes of primitve hunters, with rhinestone codpieces rampant, should build pyra mids of Chevy engines covered in butterscotch syrup to exalt the diastolic, inef fable, scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth which slimes and distracts from each and every orifice of your holy refrigerator, Sears be its brand.

    Rhinestone Codpieces!!!

  43. Vanamonde Says:

    3/10 but only cos I knew how many McGann brothers there are.

  44. ditto Says:

    zombie reeking butt nibbler

  45. ditto Says:

    And other insults can be found here:
    http://www.insultme.net/

  46. Vanamonde Says:

    Rhinstone Codpieces sound rather painful.

  47. ditto Says:

    “scintillated and cacophonous salamander of truth”

    Got a ring to it!

  48. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I’ve only seen one of the movies in question. I think I’m just a good guesser, that’s all

  49. ditto Says:

    runch time!

  50. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    nerd faced zombie bender

    How does one bend zombies?

  51. Vanamonde Says:

    I would never dream of calling ditto a burger stinking mushroom tamer.

    Perish the thought.

  52. Vanamonde Says:

    Very carefully TEB.

  53. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Yeah, it’s my lunch time too

  54. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Oh!, how you inflict me with wounds of paranoia and desire.

  55. jackmangan Says:

    I haven’t read all fo the comments yet, just wanted to state that Alanis looks quite a bit like Ronnie James Dio.

  56. ditto Says:

    Hmmm, alter egos perhaps?

  57. jackmangan Says:

    http://ifightrobots.com/images/and%20dio.jpg

  58. ditto Says:

    Shields up!

  59. EssBee Says:

    Pimple Climbing Toilet Cleaver

  60. ditto Says:

    All things being equal, time flies like a banananananananananana

  61. ditto Says:

    Earwax smelling kebab banger

  62. Vanamonde Says:

    Lindisfarne DOESN’T do a Paul Simon song:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OsQgVvcoEao

  63. Vanamonde Says:

    They had REAL hair in the 70’s:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LYqaTDZgF2s&feature=related

    cough

  64. ditto Says:

    Currently playing: Wreck of the Edmund Fitzgerald — Gordon Lightfoot

  65. ditto Says:

    Currently playing: Five Dollar Fine — Chris LeDoux

  66. EssBee Says:

    Awesome/smart rant about the racism being flung at the Obama’s this week:

    http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=870

  67. Vanamonde Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5l3x_VoF3wo&feature=related

  68. Vanamonde Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3KIdLwde4sQ&feature=related

  69. Vanamonde Says:

    That last one sounds a bit like ‘You’ve picked a fine time to leave me Louise’.

    Of loosewheels if you remember the joke.

  70. ditto Says:

    Currently playing: Warming Up The Brain Farm — Lo-Fidelity Allstars

  71. ditto Says:

    EssBee: Yeah, pretty disgraceful, especially as Malkin is doing the defending:
    http://andrewsullivan.theatlantic.com/the_daily_dish/2008/06/malkin-defends.html

  72. Vanamonde Says:

    The youtube computer said no.

  73. ditto Says:

    Heh.

  74. EssBee Says:

    Yep, that’s pretty infuriating, ditto.

  75. ditto Says:

    This one is probably easier, Van. :)

    Thou Shalt Always Kill — Dan Le Sac vs Scroobius Pip

  76. Vanamonde Says:

    How very true ditto:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yoN6XfyQsr4

  77. ditto Says:

    Of course, the Lo-Fidelity Allstars are best known for Battle Flag.

  78. ditto Says:

    Currently playing: Out of Work Musician — The Monks

  79. Vanamonde Says:

    The youtube computer has started to singing “Daisy, Daisy”..

  80. Vanamonde Says:

    -to

  81. Vanamonde Says:

    So after listening to the unshow, has Jack become the biggest tease of the podcasting world?

    discuss

    But just wait till I can go and hide in a bunker.

  82. jackmangan Says:

    *searches bunkers for Vanamonde*

  83. Vanamonde Says:

    Dub diddling the palooza vote, wow.

  84. Vanamonde Says:

    So my copy of Metal Gear Solid 4 is waiting for my attention.

    Oh the anticipation…

  85. ditto Says:

    Van likes sandtraps?

  86. ditto Says:

    Currently playing: Blue — Elastica

  87. jackmangan Says:

    Strawberries (CWL Remix) — Asobi Seksu
    Neighborhood 1 – Tunnels — Arcade Fire
    Wake Up — Arcade Fire

  88. ditto Says:

    Downfall — Matchbox Twenty
    No Time This Time — The Police
    Like I Give a Care — You Say Party! We Say Die!

  89. jackmangan Says:

    Oh yeah? Well:

    Tomorrow’s Taken – Mojave 3
    Mercy – Mojave 3
    The Prophecy – Iron Maiden

  90. ditto Says:

    You win! :)

  91. ditto Says:

    Bad storms here again. Fortunately they are north of us.

  92. Ed from Texas Says:

    find TD-0013

    http://i27.tinypic.com/302457t.jpg

  93. ditto Says:

    Gah! He clearly wears his snarky attitude on his armor, now doesn’t he. ;)

  94. EssBee Says:

    Evenin’ gents.

  95. jackmangan Says:

    Evenin’, EssBee.

    Evenin’, Pan.

    No ditto, you were clearly the winner.

  96. EssBee Says:

    Good morning, Deadpan!

    My way of fighting the Evil Empire, AKA the Deathstar, AKA Evil Inc., is to take my team to do a Habitat for Humanity Day. That’s where I’ll be today, so not online.

    Have a fantastic day, all you beautiful people.

  97. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan!

    Yesterday’s sun was short lived and the rainclouds have returned.

  98. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My Friday the 13th is expected to be very Friday the 13thish. How about yours?

  99. Dubshack Says:

    My wife chose an odd day to see a doctor about fertility treatments.

  100. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I don’t know Dub. Some people think Friday the 13 is a lucky day :)

  101. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    In the news today:

    WELLINGTON – One of the last shipments to a US research base in Antarctica before the onset of winter darkness was a year’s supply of condoms.

    Bill Henriksen, the manager of the McMurdo base station, said nearly 16,500 condoms were delivered last month and would be made available free of charge, to staff throughout the year to avoid potential embarrassment of having to buy them.

    The base only has a skeleton staff through the long winter.

    “Since everybody knows everyone, it becomes a little bit uncomfortable,” Henriksen told the Southland Times newspaper.

    -Calgary Sun

    Let’s see… 16,500 divided by 365 is a little over 45 condoms a day for the year. Either a “skeleton staff” is larger than I thought, or they REALLY have little else to do in Antarctica.

  102. TD-0013 Says:

    Ironicly I’m not even in that photo.

  103. ditto Says:

    TEB: That would be me. Did I mention that I got my first professional job on a Friday the 13th while there was a full moon? :)

  104. ditto Says:

    Went to the doctor and I asked her to make this stop
    Got medication, a new addiction, fuckin’ thanks a lot

    Had a relapse, I’m bad at rehabs, it ruins everything
    So point your finger, at the singer, he’s in the pharmacy

    You can’t save me
    You can’t change me
    Well i’m waiting for my wakeup call
    And everything’s my fault

    You can’t save me
    You can’t blame me
    Well i’m waiting here to take the fall
    And everything everything’s my fault

    Save Me — Unwritten Law

  105. Vanamonde Says:

    Well I don’t want to jinx myself, but so far so good.

  106. ditto Says:

    YEA!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
    DOOLITTLE!!!!!!
    http://kotaku.com/5016117/next-rock-band-album-the-pixies

  107. Jack Mangan Says:

    A friend of mine spent a year in Antarctica. He said that at times the population where he was would be somewhere around 200 people, with more men than women.
    The ladies weren’t often lacking for attention.

    Morning, Pan. Hmmmmmm, we might have some trouble hitting our mark this week.

  108. jackmangan Says:

    Oops – and TD-0013 is freed from murgatory.

    Good to see you, my Imperial friend.

  109. ditto Says:

    “we might have some trouble hitting our mark this week.”

    Bah, humbug!

  110. Rhettro Says:

    http://tinyurl.com/58mwju

    I’ve got some major deadlines I’m currently attending too plus my folks are in town. So I’m going to be a little sparce this week going on until Tuesday. I guess I’ll contribute 300 post on Wednesday. LOL Anyway, just dropping by to link a good article. Interesting post on the power of the media.

  111. Vanamonde Says:

    So is a reference to Dark Star or the guy who can talk to animals?

  112. Vanamonde Says:

    +it

  113. ditto Says:

    “Sure, gas prices are up, the dollar is weak and credit is tight – but these are complaints at the margin of a mainly healthy society.”

    WTF?

  114. Ed from Texas Says:

    If you have access to SciFi

    http://www.scifi.com/

    At 2pm central time (about nine minutes from now) they’ll be running the last episode of this season of BSG online. It’s the one that will air tonight on TV.

  115. Ed from Texas Says:

    Damn you, Wordpress!!!!!

  116. jackmangan Says:

    Um, that article is insane. That’s all. I want to give a more thorough response, but I can’t. I just can’t. Batshit.

    I’m finally starting to get caught up on BSG Season 4. Underwhelmed, so far.

  117. ditto Says:

    Currently playing: Sea of Sorrow — Alice in Chains

  118. ditto Says:

    Currently playing: Upside Down — The Barstool Prophets

  119. Vanamonde Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Dm98t-iGaN8

  120. Vanamonde Says:

    Since I can’t find Upside Down on youtube, a singing dog will have to do:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=u2Vsvt6yis8

  121. ditto Says:

    Currently playing: Far Cry — Rush

  122. ditto Says:

    This is the only Barstool Prophets song I can find on YouTube
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=x_03xoe2qAY

  123. Vanamonde Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7S9uNxUI9ng

  124. ditto Says:

    You are a YouTube proficianado

  125. Vanamonde Says:

    Well it boosts the nipple count.

  126. jackmangan Says:

    You guys rock the nipples.

    http://www.jpl.nasa.gov/news/phoenix/phx-20080611.php

  127. ditto Says:

    \m/ (^^) \m/

  128. Jack Mangan Says:

    Lonely Deadpan nights. . . . . .

  129. Vanamonde Says:

    Morning Pan, chilly this morning, summer seems to have went into hiding.

    Off to work.

  130. Ed from Texas Says:

    Not here in Texas. Summer is breathing down my neck.

    It’s going to be a wild weekend for me. And by wild, I mean getting through my daughter’s ballet recital today and getting her to summer camp tomorrow, as well as getting my wife to the airport tomorrow.

  131. EssBee Says:

    Morning, Deadpan.

    Nice summer day here. I’ve got a handyman here today, being handy. I’m doing a bit of gardening, but just a bit.

  132. Vanamonde Says:

    Well I’m putting off seeing the Hulk movie till tomorrow. Going to see a french comedy tonight called Priceless:

    http://tinyurl.com/3thocv

    It appears to have taken two years to cross the english channel.

  133. Vanamonde Says:

    Only for those with large pockets:

    http://tinyurl.com/5dmes2

  134. Jack Mangan Says:

    Great….. except the radio only plays Hasselhoff’s version of “Hooked on A Feeling”. On repeat.

    I think the Hulk is gonna get a pass from me.

    Holy crap, it feels every bit of 110 here today.

    That is all. Back to Little Ones now.

  135. Trucker Overdrive Says:

    Leanna is talking about food on http://www.dergeek.com

  136. Trucker Overdrive Says:

    Happening… It’s trees the trees are killing people!!! yeah…. the movie sucks

  137. Vanamonde Says:

    Now playing on Magic FM:

    Sweet Talking Woman – ELO

  138. Vanamonde Says:

    Don’t look if you dislike facial hair:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=_pVihntUEVw

  139. Vanamonde Says:

    VICTORY for stiff upper lips and all that jazz:

    http://tinyurl.com/6pt8lr

  140. JohnBoze Says:

    *Deep Breath*
    *Exhale*

    Fresh, clean taint-free air in here. Nice. Just trying to stay on the sidelines as taint rips through another community I am a part of.

    You guys are swell, you know that?

  141. Vanamonde Says:

    I had forgotten how civilised it is going to the cinema on a Sunday morning.

    Hulk was fun, but I had better qualify that by saying I haven’t read many of the comics (in fact the only one I can actually remember is one that begins with the words from the poem ‘Sea Fever’).

    The purple pants feature at one point.

  142. Vanamonde Says:

    Not BBTL community JB?

  143. Vanamonde Says:

    +the

  144. JohnBoze Says:

    No, another one. I won’t go pointing it out. I’m trying very hard to stay neutral, but I fear that I will be “picked” to be on one side or the other however much I prefer not to be.

  145. Vanamonde Says:

    So after a certain season finale, was I the only one expecting to see the Stature of Liberty at the end?

  146. Vanamonde Says:

    Statue even…doh!

  147. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    Hey, Pan… In Dublin, tourney’s over. I am relatively uninjured (YAY) and have had a lot of expensive beer.

    I have stories, but am too tired to really tell them now. Mebbe I will compose my thoughts in my 6 hour layover in Heathrow.

    For now here is a you tube vid that has one of my tries (scores) in it. I am # 15.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=e8wH0UfK86g

    If I count right I fend off 5 guys. Yay!

  148. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    Speaking of facial hair…I am now beard free! It was getting redonkulous.

  149. justa J0e Says:

    Nice going Jeremy!
    When you get back, remind me to ask you why a gay, Rugby team. Since you are married … there must be a story there and though I am curious (no, not like that!) I keep forgetting to ask.

    Van- RE: season finale.
    Yes.
    Yes I really expected to see a half buried Statue of Liberty.

  150. Ed from Texas Says:

    JJ and Van – I’m not yet convinced that it wasn’t actually in there somewhere.

    I’ll just say this – the resolution of the storyline had better not involve time travel….or I’ll have to call in a death threat to Dubshack.

  151. Ed from Texas Says:

    Man, even Tony and the gang at Backseat Producers are chiming in on Slandapalooza with a review:

    http://www.backseatproducers.com/2008/06/14/theatrical-review-the-happening/

    OK, so it’s actually for “The Happening”. But, as I read the review, in generic terms, it could have easily been for Southland Tales.

  152. ditto Says:

    Awesome, JfS!!!

  153. EssBee Says:

    Van, you were NOT alone! We actually talked about that while watching!

    Awesome, JfS!

  154. Rhettro Says:

    Way to go JfS. Hope you had fun.

    I’ve enjoyed having my folks and my niece home this week. With the worst behind me at work I was able to decompress a little this weekend. I think I gained 3 pounds between the steak and See’s candy. LOL Oh well. My wife and son bought me a PSP for Father’s Day. It’s pretty cool. :) I imagine I’ll still be a little sparce around DeadPan until tomorrow.

  155. Dubshack Says:

    I heard the trees did it.

  156. jackmangan Says:

    So have we already been spoilered on M. Night’s new one? Or is it already as spoiled as last February’s milk?
    It couldn’t possibly be as bad as The Village??

  157. EssBee Says:

    Jack – I think it looks scary!

  158. JohnBoze Says:

    This is Staycation: Day 1. So far, a bowl of Cheerios, off to the park, lunch at Culver’s. Fox is napping now, Darcy too, as she unfortunately got sick and lost her voice.

  159. EssBee Says:

    Two recommendations:

    1. Blade Runner – Director’s Cut

    2. The American Way graphic novel

  160. Rhettro Says:

    Taking a mental break from my deadline. Waiting for a few phone calls.

    M. Night movies I liked:

    Sixth Sense
    Signs
    The Lady in the Water

    Movies I didn’t like:
    Unbreakable

    Movies I don’t intend to see:
    The Village
    The Happening

    M. Night’s formula works sometimes and falls flat others. He is one of the few directors where I let the reviews alone decide if I want to see the film or not. I know the spoiler for “The Happening” and I don’t plan on seeing it.

    In other news, I’m more than halfway through “The Watchmen” graphic novel.

  161. Vanamonde Says:

    I won’t get started on Bladerunner since I don’t want raise my BP or get into an arguement with JJ.

    I see the first episode of True Blood has hit the torrent networks:

    http://www.mininova.org/tor/1507818

    That’s the series based on Charlaine Harris series novels with Sookie Stackhouse as lead character.

  162. EssBee Says:

    I don’t want to start anything, Van! I LOVE those Charlaine Harris books — thanks for the link. I wonder if Evil Empire will notice me sitting here watching.

    Rhettro, The American Way is right up your alley if you like Watchmen.

  163. jackmangan Says:

    Fight! fight! Deckard is NOT a replicant!
    That unicorn made perfect sense!

    Sorry, I was just trying to start something.

  164. Rhettro Says:

    Thanks EssBee, I’ll keep a look out for The American Way. I’ve been enjoying Watchmen so far. I picked up a Star Wars graphic novel a couple of weeks ago. I hope to get into it soon as well. Plus, I’ve only watched the Theatrical Release of BR, so far. I need to watch the recently re-edited Director’s Cut. Unicorns mean nothing, but if there were some electric sheep. ;)

  165. Vanamonde Says:

    Baaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!

    Beeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeep!

    Fizzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz!

    plink!

  166. EssBee Says:

    Rhettro and Jack – you killed Van.

  167. justa J0e Says:

    Ram-a-lama Shamalon

    I found “6th Sense” enjoyable although I saw the “surprise” coming from about 20 miles away.

    I thought “Signs” was enjoyable as well, although just an OK film. I’ve no urge to see it again.

    I think “Unbreakable” may be my favorite of all the M films. Seems to me though that there was a movie that came out before this one where A guy survives a plane crash and thinks he can’t be killed. I recall that one being more disconcerting.

    Oh … and Van, you come across a turtle in the desert. It’s on it’s back …

  168. Vanamonde Says:

    You may be thinking of Fearless JJ, starring Jeff Bridges:

    http://tinyurl.com/5fkz8z

  169. ditto Says:

    Currently playing: Bad Boyfriend — Garbage

  170. Vanamonde Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yt_sHkz-at4

  171. EssBee Says:

    I’m currently playing: GBA Live – The Greyboy Allstars

  172. jackmangan Says:

    Woodpecker From Mars – Faith No More

    “Unbreakable” would be my favorite M. Night film too. If anyone cares.

  173. Rhettro Says:

    You know what would have made “Unbreakable” better? If Sam L. had a robot arm. Just sayin’.

  174. Vanamonde Says:

    I wasn’t expecting SLJ to be the villain though in Unbreakable.

  175. justa J0e Says:

    Van – that was the film I was thinking of. The crash sequence seemed a little too real for my comfort.

    Rhett – what would have made “Unbreakable” better? PUPPETS!!!!

    Jack – we ALWAYS care, daddio . :)

  176. Vanamonde Says:

    Only if shot in Supermarionation.

  177. Vanamonde Says:

    Night Pan, busy, busy day tomorrow, and I need to SLEEP.

  178. ditto Says:

    Sigh. Still at work.

  179. Ed from Texas Says:

    Have to agree – Unbreakable is the best of Shyma-however-you-say-his-name.

    I too know the “spoiler” for the Happening. While it sounds like a potentially interesting premise, it seems to have been poorly executed.

  180. Jack Mangan Says:

    Hooooo…..

  181. Vanamonde Says:

    It’s at times like this that I wish I could play the guitar.

  182. Vanamonde Says:

    Firefox 3 is almost here:

    http://tinyurl.com/4eakk8

    Probably a long time down the road for a release in the mandriva repos.

  183. Vanamonde Says:

    They appear to have missed out bisexuals:

    http://tinyurl.com/649s5o

  184. Vanamonde Says:

    So after watching the True Blood first episode, I’m forced to draw the conclusion that Anna Paquin as an actress is overrated.

  185. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Deadpan… we don’t need to show you no stinking Deadpans….

    Gooooooood Morning Pan!

  186. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    So, some time last night, we had a stupid motorcyclist race through our neighbourhood and hit a deer. Apparently he managed to kill the deer and his motorcycle went up in flames but still managed to walk away from the accident himself.

    First of all, everybody in our neighbourhood knows to watch out for the deer.

    Second, while I like motorcycles, I HATE stupid people on them. It should have been the other way around, with the deer walking away from the accident…. poor thing :(

  187. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Finally heard the DP unshow. We have a loooong way to go to get to the comment goal. So to that end, I’ll do famous movie quotes – adjusted.

    I’ll start with the famous, and often misquoted

    “Deadpans? We ain’t got no deadpans. We don’t need no deadpans. I don’t have to show you any stinkin’ deadpans!”

  188. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    A – A Few Good Men

    You want answers?
    I think I’m entitled.
    You want answers?
    I want the deadpans!
    You can’t handle the deadpans!

  189. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    As Good As it Gets

    You make me want to be a better deadpan.

  190. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Oh, I’ve already messed up. I should have started with

    2001 A Space Odyssey

    My God, it’s full of deadpans!

  191. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    B – Bat Man (Tim Burton’s)

    I’m Deadpan

  192. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Sorry, must go back again…

    A – Apocolyse Now

    I love the smell of deadpans in the morning

    Or

    The deadpans, the deadpans

  193. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Austin Powers

    Do I make you Deadpan, baby? Do I?

  194. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    C – Caine Mutiny (1954 Humphrey Bogart version)

    You tell the men there are four ways of doing things on this ship: The right way, the wrong way, the Navy way, and the deadpan way. They do things the deadpan way, and we’ll get along just fine.

  195. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Working now. Will do more in a few minutes

  196. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Citizen Cane

    “deadpan…”

    - Which leads to the question… How did everybody know what he said when nobody was in the room when he said it? (check it out, he was alone)

  197. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Cool Hand Luke

    What we have here, is a failure to deadpan

  198. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Casablanca –

    Of all the deadpans in town, she walks into mine

    We’ll always have Paris

    Louis, I think this is the beginning of a beautiful deadpan.

  199. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I know there is the oft misquoted “Play it again, Sam”, but that is wrong. He never said that. The closest was when Ingred Bergman said,

    Play it once, Sam. For old times’ sake.”

    What Bogart actually said was,

    You know what I want to hear.
    No, I don’t.
    You played it for her, you can play it for me!
    Well, I don’t think I can remember
    If she can stand it, I can! Play it!

    - My hubby is a huge Bogey fan :)

  200. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Oh, must go back to A’s

    Apollo 13

    Huston, we have a deadpan

  201. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    D – Day the Earth Stood Still

    Gort! Klaatu barada deadpan!

  202. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Die Hard

    Yippee-ki-yay, deadpan!

  203. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Dirty Harry

    you’ve got to ask yourself one question: Do I feel lucky? Well, do ya deadpan?

  204. EssBee Says:

    Morning, Deadpan!

    TEB, go ahead! I am terrible at remembering lines from films.

  205. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Oh, oh, oh… Back to B

    Babe

    That’ll do, deadpan. That’ll do

  206. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    staying in alphabetical order is harder than you’d think ;)

  207. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    EssBee – I honestly don’t remember all these lines…. I occasionally need a little nudge in the brain, – that’s what Google is for.

  208. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I just know, as of when I came on this morning, we have more than 200 comment to go to reach goal, so…

    Batman (again, Tim Burton version)

    Have you ever danced with the deadpan in the pale moonlight?

  209. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Bill and Ted’s Adventure (either one)

    Deadpan! (air guitar here)

  210. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Blade Runner

    Time to deadpan

  211. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    The Blues Brothers

    We’re on a mission from deadpan

  212. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Back to Casablanca

    Here’s looking at you, deadpan

  213. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    ok, I have work to do… Back in a bit

  214. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Ok, after trying to kill myself by tripping on a cord wrapped around my chair, I think I’m ready to return to our program.

    In my search for movie quotes, I found this

    http://connect.afi.com/site/DocServer/quotes400.pdf?docID=205

    so now I think I’ll start outright cheating…

  215. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Back with C

    A Christmas Story

    You’ll shoot your deadpan out

  216. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    The Court Jester

    The pellet with the poison’s in the vessel with the pestle. The chalice from the
    palace has the brew that is true.

    - Sorry, I loved this movie (with Danny Kaye and Angela Landsbury), so I just couldn’t “pan” it.

  217. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Ok, now moving on

    E – ET

    ET phone deadpan

  218. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    F – Field of Dreams

    If you build it, they will deadpan

  219. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Fight Club

    The first rule of deapan, is you don’t talk about deadpan

  220. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Forrest Gump

    run deadpan, run!

  221. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Forrest Gump – agian

    Life is like a box of deadpans. You never know what you’re gonna get.”

  222. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Fiddler on the Roof

    I know, I know. We are your chosen deadpans. But, once in a while, can’t you choose someone else?

    (not on the above quote list – Ha!)

  223. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    G – Ghostbusters

    We came. We saw. We kicked its deadpan

  224. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Godfather

    I’m going to make him a deadpan he can’t refuse.

  225. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Godfather 2

    Keep your friends close, but your enemies deadpan.

  226. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Godfather 3

    Just when I thought I was out, they pull me back deadpans.

  227. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Gone with the Wind

    As God is my witness, I’ll never be deadpan again.

  228. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Good Morning Vietnam

    Goooooood morning, deadpan!

  229. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Gunga Din

    You’re a better man than I am, deadpan

  230. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Galaxy Quest

    Never give up, never deadpan!

    (another one not on the list – what’s with that?)

  231. EssBee Says:

    Okay, okay.

    G – Gattica

    “There is no gene for deadpan.”

  232. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    the Goodbye Girl

    You know I love listening to you talk. I hate living with you but your deadpan is first rate.

  233. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    H – Highlander

    There can only be deadpan

  234. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Yeah, EssBee!

  235. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I

    In the Heat of the Night

    They call me Mr. Deadpan!

  236. EssBee Says:

    H – Harry Potter and the Sorcerer’s Stone

    “You’re a deadpan, Harry!”

  237. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    It’s a Wonderful Life

    Every time a bell rings, a deadpan gets a comment

  238. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    238 comments. Only another 200 to go before tomorrow night

  239. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    J – Jaws

    We’re gonna need a bigger deadpan

  240. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    The Jazz Singer

    It’s deadpan, folks

  241. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Jerry Maguire

    Show me the deadpan!

  242. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Also Jerry Maguire

    You had me at “deadpan”

  243. EssBee Says:

    K – King Kong

    “I’m not a coward, I’m gonna deadpan.”

  244. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Oh yeah, back to B

    From the movie Bats (when asked why he would make mutant bats)

    “Because I’m a scientist, that’s what we do…”

    or, “Because I’m a deadpan, that’s what we do…”

  245. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Karate Kid

    deadpan on, deadpan off

  246. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    King Kong (also)

    It wasn’t the airplanes, it was deadpan that killed the beast

  247. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Knute Rockne

    Tell ‘em to go out there with all they got and win just one for the deadpan.

  248. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    K-Pax

    Don’t worry, I’m not going to burst through your deadpan.

  249. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Back to H

    Harry Potter

    Expto-deadpan!

  250. EssBee Says:

    L: Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship

    “I only ask for the strength to defend my deadpan!”

  251. ditto Says:

    I have become Jack, destroyer of pans.

  252. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    A League of Their Own

    There’s no crying in deadpan!

  253. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    The Lone Ranger

    Ho Ho deadpan, Away

  254. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Also Lord of the Rings

    My deadpan, my deadpan

  255. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Ladyhawk

    I know I promised, Lord, never again. But I also know that YOU know what a deadpan person I am.

  256. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Ok, I messed up the Lone Ranger, it should be

    Hi, Ho deadpan, away!

  257. EssBee Says:

    The Matrix

    “Morpheus believes he is the deadpan.”

  258. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Little Shop of Horrors

    Feed me, deadpan!

  259. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    The Maltese Falcon

    The stuff that deadpans are made of

  260. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Matrix (also)

    What is the deadpan?

  261. ditto Says:

    Looks like Firefox wants to set a Guiness World Record today:
    http://www.spreadfirefox.com/en-US/worldrecord/?from=sfx&uid=231250&aid=

  262. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    The Mask

    Somebody deadpan me!

  263. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Misery

    I am your number one deadpan

  264. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    That’s all well and good, Ditto. But would their sever be able to handle the traffic?

  265. ditto Says:

    Not my problem, TEB. If they want to get the record, they better have the equipment to back it up.

  266. EssBee Says:

    Oooh, creepy Misery quote!

  267. ditto Says:

    A variation of the Matrix quote that is really apropos for us:

    “Unfortunately, no one can be told what the Deadpan is. You have to see it for yourself.”

  268. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My Fair Lady

    I’m a good deadpan, I am

  269. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    N – National Lampoons, Animal House

    Deadpan fight!

  270. ditto Says:

    Lit 101 briefs:
    http://www.mcsweeneys.net/2008/6/16joseph.html

    pretty funny.

  271. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Network

    I’m as mad as deadpan, and I’m not going to take this anymore!

  272. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Cool, Ditto

  273. EssBee Says:

    N – National Treasure

    “We have to steal the Deadpan!”

  274. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    National Velvet

    What’s the meaning of goodness if there isn’t a little deadpan to overcome?

  275. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    O – On the Waterfront

    I could’ve had class. I could’ve been a deadpan.

  276. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    P – Planet of the Apes

    Get your stinking paws off me, you damned dirty deadpan!

  277. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Poltergeist

    They’re deadpan!

  278. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    The Princess Bride

    Hello. My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my deadpan. Prepare to die!

  279. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Psycho

    A boy’s best friend is his deadpan

  280. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Princess Bride (again)

    As you deadpan

  281. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Q – the Quick and the Dead

    Is it possible? Is it possible to improve on _deadpan_?

  282. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    R – Rockey

    Yo, deadpan!

  283. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves

    Where I come from, we talk to our women. We do not drug them with deadpans.

  284. ditto Says:

    This is only about an hour from my wife’s parent’s place:
    http://thelede.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/06/13/a-remarkable-photo-from-tornado-country/

  285. ditto Says:

    I can’t believe they made a game out of “Deadliest Catch”:
    http://kotaku.com/5017132/meet-crab-fishermen-in-seattle-tomorrow

  286. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Sorry, Back to P

    Pitch Black

    They say most of your brain shuts down during cryo-sleep. All but the primative side, the deadpan side. No wonder I’m still awake.

  287. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    That’s an amazing photo

  288. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Pirates of Penzance

    Hold, monsters! Ere your pirate caravanserai Proceed, against our will, to wed us all, Just bear in mind that we are Wards in Chancery, And our father is a Deadpan!

  289. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    R – Revenge of the Nerds

    “Gimme’ Deadpan Till I’m Dead”

  290. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Red Dawn

    America is a whorehouse… where the revolutionary ideals of your forefathers… are corrupted and sold in alleys by vendors of deadpan…

  291. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    S – Say Anything

    I gave her my heart, and she gave me a deadpan.

  292. Rhettro Says:

    Unforgiven
    “I heard that one myself, Bob. Hell, I even thought I was deadpan ’til I found out it was just that I was in Nebraska. “

  293. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Scarface

    Say “hello” to my little deadpan!

  294. Rhettro Says:

    Bladerunner

    “If only you had seen, what I have seen, with your deadpan.”

  295. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Oh, I forgot a G movie

    Ghost

    “I love you”
    “deadpan”

  296. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    The Shining

    Here’s deadpan!

  297. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Silence of the Lambs

    I ate
    his liver with some fava beans and a nice deadpan.

  298. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    The Sixth Sense

    I see deadpans

  299. Rhettro Says:

    More Bladerunner

    “Deadpan? Let me tell you about my Deadpan.”

  300. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Snow White and the Seven Dwarves

    Magic Mirror on the wall, who is the fairest deadpan of all?

  301. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Soylent Green

    Soylent Green is deadpans!

  302. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Sparticus

    I am deadpan!

  303. Rhettro Says:

    Still more Blade Runner.

    “I don’t know such stuff. Deadpans, I only do Deadpans.”

  304. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Star Wars

    may the deadpan be with you

    - come on, you knew it was coming :)

  305. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    More Star Wars

    Help me, deadpan. You’re my only hope.

  306. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Star Wars, the Empire Strikes Back

    Luke, I am your deadpan

  307. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Do, or do not. There is no deadpan

  308. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    A Street Car Named Desire

    Deadpan! Hey, Deadpan!

  309. EssBee Says:

    Serenity

    “If you can’t do something smart, do something deadpan”

  310. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Also – A Street Car Named Desire

    I have always depended on the kindness of deadpans.

  311. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Sudden Impact

    Go ahead, make my deadpan

  312. EssBee Says:

    ditto, WOW, what a picture!

  313. Rhettro Says:

    Blues Brothers

    “We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into Deadpan.”

  314. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Sunset Boulevard

    All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my deadpan.

  315. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Star Trek: The Wrath of Kahn

    Deadpan; Deadpan!!!

  316. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Superman (Christopher Reeve)

    I’m here to fight for truth, justice, and the Deadpan way.

  317. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Star Trek 3

    The needs of the one outweighed the needs of the deadpan.

  318. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Star Trek 4

    Oh, him? He’s harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much deadpan.

  319. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Also Star Trek 4

    Admiral, there be deadpans here!

  320. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Star Trek: First Contact

    So you’re all astronauts on some sort of… deadpan?

  321. ditto Says:

    “What is your name?”
    Jack Mangan

    “What is your quest?”
    To create the coolest podcast ever, called The Deadpan.

    “Oh, really? That’s very nice. You may pass.”
    :)

  322. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Santa Clause Conquers the Martians

    Here’s another UFO Bulletin: The Defense Department has just announced that the unidentified flying object suddenly disappeared from our radar screen. They believe the object has either disintegrated in space, or it may be a space ship from another planet which has the ability to nullify all deadpans.

  323. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Scrooged

    Get me Standards and Practices in here. I want to see deadpans.

  324. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Short Circuit

    Deadpan is alive!

  325. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Speed

    Guts’ll get you so far, then they’ll get you deadpan.

  326. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Sponge Bob, Square Pants, the Movie

    Ya done good deadpan, ya done…

  327. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    T – Taxi Driver

    Ya deadpanin’ to me?

  328. ditto Says:

    Mars Attacks

    I get to meet the Deadpan Ambassador! Ain’t that great? Oh, it’s a hell of an honor. But didn’t I always tell you honey, if I just stayed in place and never spoke up, deadpan things are bound to happen.

  329. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    The Terminator

    I’ll be deadpan

  330. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    hasta la vista, deadpan

  331. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    They Live

    I have come here to listen to deadpan and kick ass, and I’m all out of deadpan

  332. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Titanic

    I’m king of the deadpan

  333. ditto Says:

    Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead

    We’re more of the love, deadpan, and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you deadpan and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you deadpan and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can’t give you love and rhetoric without the deadpan. Deadpan is compulsory. They’re all deadpan, you see.

  334. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    The Three Muskateers

    All for one and one for deadpan!

  335. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    To Have and Have Not

    You know how to deadpan, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.

  336. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Top Gun

    I feel the need… The need for deadpan!

  337. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Toy Story

    To deadpan and beyond

  338. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I did Treasure of Sierra Madre at the beginning of this whole bit so I’m not doing it again.

  339. ditto Says:

    For the groaner….

    Beaches

    You are the deadpan beneath my wings.

  340. ditto Says:

    Pi

    Restate my assumptions: One, Deadpan is the language of nature. Two, Everything around us can be represented and understood through deadpan. Three: If you graph the deadpan of any system, patterns emerge. Therefore, there are patterns everywhere in nature.

  341. ditto Says:

    Animal House

    Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst site on this Interweb thingy?

    Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They’re each outstanding in their own way.

    Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. I’ve got their comment files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of ‘paloozas into the feed? Who delivered the greasy nipples to the masses? Every week, the piples are filled with deadpan. Every spring, the comments explode.

    Greg Marmalard: You’re talking about Jack Mangan, sir.

    Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I’m talking about Jack Mangan, you TWERP!

  342. EssBee Says:

    My favorite so far is TEB’s “I’ll be deadpan”

  343. ditto Says:

    Now I return me back to being Code Monkey

  344. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Oh, back to P

    Pirates of the Caribbean

    But why is the deadpan gone?

  345. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Why did WP put

    “why is the deadpan gone” into WP hell?

  346. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Repoman

    the life of a deadpan is intense

  347. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Back to T

    Time Rider: The Adventures of Lyle Swan

    You shot it. What a bunch of dumb sons of bitches, you *shot* it! A *deadpan* – you butt-heads!

  348. EssBee Says:

    Southland Tales

    “This is the way the DEADPAN ends”

  349. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Remo Williams

    You did not ask to be white. So perhaps that is not your fault. You did not ask to be deadpan. Perhaps that is not your fault, either.

  350. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Chiun, you’re deadpan!
    No, I am better than that.

  351. EssBee Says:

    Southland Tales

    “Krysta Now rocks the Deadpan”

  352. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Throw Momma From the Train

    The deadpan was sultry

  353. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Them

    Make me a sergeant in charge of the deadpan! Make me a sergeant in charge of the deadpan!

  354. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Also from Them

    When Man entered the atomic age, he opened a door into a new deadpan. What we’ll eventually find in that new deadpan, nobody can predict.

  355. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Teenage Mutant Turtles (1990 version)

    God, I LOVE *BEING A DEADPAN*!

  356. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    U – Unforgiven

    I sure do miss my bed.
    You said that last night.
    No last night I said I missed my wife, tonight I just miss my goddamn deadpan.

  357. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I forgot Howard the Duck

    Desperate deadpans commit desperate acts!

  358. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    U – UHF

    If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I’m gonna club this deadpan. That’s right! I’m gonna club this deadpan to make a better deal. You know I’ll do it, too, cause I’m crazy.

  359. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Also UHF

    For those of you just joining us, today we’re teaching deadpans how to fly.

  360. EssBee Says:

    The Usual Suspects

    “He’s here! I *know* he’s here! That’s him, I’m telling you that’s him! You hear me? I’m telling you it’s *Keyser Deadpan*!

  361. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    V – for Vendetta

    Are you a Muslim?
    No. I’m in deadpan.

  362. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    More V – for Vendetta

    There are no deadpans, Delia… only the illusion of deadpans.

    What we need right now is a clear message to the people of this country. This message must be read in every newspaper, heard on every radio, seen on every television… I want *everyone* to *remember*, why they *need* deadpan!

  363. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Valley Girl

    Man, he’s like deadpan, ya know?

  364. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Van Helsing

    He’s the first one to kill a vampire in over a hundred years. I’d say that’s earned him a deadpan.

    So this is what you get when deadpans mate.

    Curse all you deadpans! You are nothing but dead bones and damned souls… you shall burn in the fires of hell!

  365. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Vanilla Sky

    Do you know they even got a… well, a nickname for you behind your back? Heh? Citizen Deadpan.

  366. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    W – Wayne’s World

    We’re not deadpan. We’re not deadpan.

  367. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    When Harry Met Sally

    I’ll deadpan what she’s deadpanning

  368. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    White Heat

    Made it, Ma! Top of the deadpan!

  369. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Who Framed Roger Rabbit

    I’m not bad, I’m just deadpanned that way

  370. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Wizard of Oz

    Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in deadpan anymore

  371. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Pay no attention to the deadpan behind the curtain

  372. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Wedding Crashers

    Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a deadpan.

  373. ditto Says:

    Currently playing: Royal Station 4/16 — Melissa Etheridge

  374. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    X – Men

    Deadpans are not the ones mankind should fear.

    You owe me a deadpan

    You deadpans and your guns. .

  375. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Ok, we’re at 374 on the word count. Let’s see how far Y and Z will take us

  376. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Y – Yellow Submarine

    I’ve got a hole in me deadpan.

  377. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Young Frankenstein

    Oh. Where you going?… Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you’re out with the deadpan to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh… I think I love him.

    Wait Master, it might be deadpan… you go first.

  378. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Z – Zardoz

    Stay behind my deadpan!

    I love to see them running. I love the moments of their deaths – when I am one with deadpan.

  379. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    On that note.. I’m exhausted

    but we made the word count!

    Yeah!

  380. Ed from Texas Says:

    If you wanna Deadpan Krista, you can Deadpan Krista NOW!

  381. ditto Says:

    TEB is a force to be reckoned with!

  382. EssBee Says:

    Damn, TEB, you do not accept failure!

  383. EssBee Says:

    Shuffle:

    What’s Up – 4 Non Blondes
    Words Fell – Lucinda Williams
    I’m Sailin’ – Mazzy Star

  384. jackmangan Says:

    !!!!

    Look at this, I’m swimming in nipples!

    You guys rocked da howse this morning. Wowza.

  385. ditto Says:

    You see? Given a goal, we will accomplish it.

  386. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Well, it’s time to think about lunch.

    Back later

  387. ditto Says:

    Thought about lunch.
    Had it.
    Back to the grind.

  388. EssBee Says:

    Shuffle:

    Cry Baby Cry – The Beatles
    Coconut – Widespread Panic
    Heartbreak Hotel – Willie Nelson & Leon Russell

  389. EssBee Says:

    Shuffle:

    With My Own Two Hands – Ben Harper
    Refuge – John Legend
    Burn That Broken Bed – Iron and Wine

  390. jackmangan Says:

    Wow, there were so many good ones, you guys :)
    My faves may have been the Bladerunner and Cool Hand Luke quotes.

    How about the Graduate?
    “Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to Deadpan me.”

  391. EssBee Says:

    Shuffle:

    #1 Hit Jam – The Brian Jonestown Massacre
    So Hard – Dixie Chicks

    *that was whiplash-ey*

    Holden Oversoul – Widespread Panic

  392. Ed from Texas Says:

    You know, it’s going to be hard for Mozilla to make Firefox 3 the biggest one day download in history if they can’t keep their website up. You’d think they’d have been prepared after essentially calling out the whole internet to come get FF3 on this particular day.

  393. Ed from Texas Says:

    Jack, I think it’s clear that you are just going to have to award TEB all the greasy nipples for this week. Statistically speaking, you’re probably going to hit her every time anyway.

    Of course, statistically speaking, about 94% of stats are made up on the spot. Who am I to piss against the tide.

  394. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    [drive by]

    Hi pan!!!!!!!!!!!
    Hugh and I are on the move, no time to stop and chat but just wanted to say hi

    [/drive by]

  395. EssBee Says:

    My favorite from http://www.insultme.net/ so far:

    Melon Sipping Nut Sucker

  396. ditto Says:

    lol

  397. EssBee Says:

    And here comes the gay marriage debate again. Just now, minding my own business going to the fridge for my sweet tea for lunch, I was stopped and asked, “What do you think about all the nonsense going on in California?”

    I’m totally out of the closet here at Evil, Inc. My basic philosophy is that if you don’t like me, don’t talk to me, but this is me. I had no idea what to say, so just looked blankly into Presumptuous Co-Workers face with a *blink* *blink*. I grabbed by tea, and came back to my office without responding.

    What a dick.

    Okay, back to Deadpan. Love, EssBee, AKA the Gayest Fooking Thing on the Deadpan

    That is all.

  398. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My two cents worth; Well EssBee, we’ve allowed gay marriage’s here in Canada for a while and, despite predictions of doom and gloom to the contrary, I don’t think it’s affected my hetro-sexual marriage one way or another.

    I think, if someone else’s marriage is going to ruin yours, there may have been other problems with the relationship to begin with.

  399. ditto Says:

    Currently playing: Surefire — Econoline Crush

  400. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    my eclectic shuffle:

    1) Sin by Megadeath
    2) Get out the Door by Velvet Revolver
    3) Me and My Arrow by Harry Nilsson
    4) Heaven can Way by Meatloaf
    5) Miri It Is by The Medieval Babes

  401. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Sorry

    4) Heaven can Wait by Meatloaf

  402. jackmangan Says:

    Wow. The capacity for cluelessness never fails to surprise. Although, as a cynical grouch, I guess it really shouldn’t.

    I think you handled that situation perfectly, EssBee.

  403. EssBee Says:

    That is eclectic!

    I’ve switched from shuffle to:

    Karl Denson: “Dance Lesson #2″ the album

  404. jackmangan Says:

    Currently playing:

    Sun Baby by The High Violets.

    This band is pretty fawesome, btw. /tweet.

  405. ditto Says:

    Idiots: Alergic to WiFi
    http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20080617-santa-fe-presses-on-with-public-wifi-hotspots.html

    Best part: “…there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to support the claims of these so-called WiFi sensitives, but it has been noted that patients who present themselves to doctors with such symptoms often also suffer from psychiatric complaints.

    That’s not to say that Mr Firstenberg couldn’t still bring a lawsuit under the ADA, but I find it hard to see how such a suit could be won.”

    lmfao

  406. ditto Says:

    EssBee: “What a dick” is a great description of that particular moron.

  407. ditto Says:

    Jack: Yep, good song, though it’s the only one I’ve heard from them. I’ll have to check out more of their stuff.

    PS: I finally got around to getting the first album from VAST. Should I get the rest of the discography?

  408. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Fine, thats the last time I say hi to you people!!!!

    ;)

  409. jackmangan Says:

    OK, gonna do lunch and work now…. really…. so in summary:

    I’ve only heard a few VAST tunes, so I can’t help you much, ditto.
    I really like what I’ve heard, though. I’d also like to know if their other stuff is worth exploring.

    As for The High Violets, I also strongly recommend “44 Down”.

    Which Megadeth album has “Sin”?

    That WiFi allergy guy should really read my “Truth or Consequences Motel” short story — set in NM, ironically. *shameless plug?*

    Smarty Hotties!

    Finally: Ed is correct. The greasy machine is random, but Vegas odds are good that you’ll hear some Energizer Bunny comments this week.

  410. ditto Says:

    Hi Smartie Hotties!!!!

    You got lost in the deluge.

    Jack: I’ll check out “44 Down”.

  411. EssBee Says:

    Hola Smarty Hotties!

  412. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Jack, Sin is on Cryptic Writings

  413. ditto Says:

    If I haven’t mentioned it before, I recommend the soundtrack to Iron Man. Good music to code to.

  414. EssBee Says:

    Shuffle:

    One World – Dire Straits
    Paradigm – Ani DiFranco
    Love in the Afternoon – Jerry Garcia

  415. EssBee Says:

    Iron Man did have great music — I think I’m going to pick that up, ditto!

  416. EssBee Says:

    Shuffle:

    The American Ruse – MC5
    Taste of Blood – Mazzy Star
    Have a Cigar – Pink Floyd

    *that* was an uplifting trio!

  417. EssBee Says:

    Shuffle:

    Quiet Please – Galactic
    Let It Die – Foo Fighters

    The Galactic is a really LOOOOONG song, so only two this time.

  418. EssBee Says:

    Shuffle, and I can’t make this up:

    I Want to Come Over – Melissa Ethridge
    The Sloganeer – Me’Shell Ndegeocello
    Names and Dates – Ani DiFranco

    The gayest fooking shuffle I’ve ever spent 9 minutes on. Anyone who likes it is a homo.

  419. ditto Says:

    Currently playing: Let It Die — Foo Fighters

  420. EssBee Says:

    Shuffle:

    Waiting Room – Fugazi
    Just – Radiohead
    Today’s The Day – Aimee Mann

  421. EssBee Says:

    Shuffle:

    (Nice Dreams) – Radiohead
    Valerie – Jerry Garcia Band
    Statues – Foo Fighters

  422. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    See laying down the guilt always works.. guilt and puppy dog eyes. Or as we call it in our house, Puss in Boots eyes :)

  423. EssBee Says:

    Shuffle:

    High and Dry – Radiohead (lots of Radiohead today)
    Sugarpie – The Subdudes
    Wisdom – The Brian Jonestown Massacre

  424. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Now playing:

    Twilight SIngers – Dead To Rights *swoooon*

  425. EssBee Says:

    NP:

    Nausea – X

  426. ditto Says:

    TSH *swooon*

  427. ditto Says:

    lmao: The Great Office War
    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pVKnF26qFFM

  428. ditto Says:

    Time to get a bite to eat and then back to slaving away.

  429. EssBee Says:

    Enjoy, ditto!

    As for me, it’s closing time here. I’m going to go pull some weeds and drink a Stone Pale Ale.

    Night, Pan. I think this is 427.

  430. ditto Says:

    Sigh. No beer for Code Monkey.

  431. jackmangan Says:

    And. . . . we’re back!

    This is kinda cool:
    http://www.pampelmoose.com/mspeaks/2008/06/1000-true-fans-jill-sobule-raises-83000-in-donations-for-new-cd

    Lazy tinyurl.

  432. Vanamonde Says:

    I hang my head shame at my lack of faith in the nipple count for this week.

    Now to go back and read all the new nipples…

  433. ditto Says:

    Muwhahahahahahahaha!

    Of course, TEB deserves all the credit!

  434. Vanamonde Says:

    Firefox 3 website goes down, Deadpan website goes down.

    That’s a conspiracy just waiting to be invented.

  435. ditto Says:

    Jack: Would you consider The High Violets a shoe-gazing band?

  436. ditto Says:

    Currenly playing: Mas Tequila — Sammy Hagar

  437. ditto Says:

    *headdesksmash*

    That’s enough of that today. Time to go home.
    Code Monkey tired.

  438. justa J0e Says:

    Nice job with the abc list TEB. :)

  439. justa J0e Says:

    … and others

  440. ditto Says:

    Cool whip!

  441. justa J0e Says:

    LOOK up above!!!!
    Smarty Hotties were here!

  442. justa J0e Says:

    EssBee – not that anyone will likely ask you that same question in that same way again … but if they do “What do you think of that nonsense in California” …
    tell them you think it’s pretty good but until you see it go head to head in tournament play with the nonsense from the other states it’s really hard to tell. Word on the street is that the Nonsense in Washington DC has the edge for the final 4 this year.

  443. justa J0e Says:

    that is all.
    I’m going to go watch a NOVA on a super volcano

  444. Ed from Texas Says:

    Well, it probably won’t come a big surprise that I do think what’s going on in California is a bunch of nonsense. But, that’s no doubt a minority view on Deadpan, so I’ll let it be.

  445. justa J0e Says:

    …um.
    I just had to go do a current affairs search.
    Being as out of touch as I am … I assumed the original comments were based on the normal affinity that someone, somewhere always has about something going on in California.
    I didn’t realize that there was specific nonsense at this juncture.

    Still, in a great big world brimming with nonsense – I think I prefer the kind based in love and human kindness instead of vast cornucopia of nonsense based in hate, greed and or death.

    Besides – the Super Volcanos await us all, with their earth shrouding clouds of sulfuric acid, and light reflective ash that will choke millions and cause global famine. Maybe only a few hundred thousand years from now!

  446. Jack Mangan Says:

    All rational views are welcome here, Ed. Everyone here knows you as a rational guy. No worries.

  447. ditto Says:

    That’s not true! I can be completely irrational!
    *penisdesk*

  448. ditto Says:

    e

  449. Jack Mangan Says:

    Uh oh, looks like someone fed ditto after midnight again. ;)

  450. Dubshack Says:

    Well I for one agree with Governer Schwartzenager. I believe that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.

  451. Vanamonde Says:

    Well the firrst episode of the US version of Life on Mars is now available:

    http://www.mininova.org/tor/1514086

    I sense great disturbance in the aether, as if millions of voices cried out in disappointment.

  452. Vanamonde Says:

    As for the super volcanos, in an uncaring universe the human race plays the fruit machine of life everyday.

  453. Vanamonde Says:

    Or slot machine if you are American.

    Not sure if they are also called fruit machines in Canada, but according to wiki it’s also a term for a device develped in Canada to detect homosexuals:

    http://tinyurl.com/sx25e

  454. Ed from Texas Says:

    Hmm, that one would take a while. I may give a go at writing something up tonight. Though I think I’ve posted something in a previous week.

    But, in better news, looks like Firefox 3 downloads are going smashingly well….now that the servers are back up.

  455. ditto Says:

    There’s only one thing I have to say about supervolcanoes: OMGWTFBBQ!

  456. ditto Says:

    Firefox 3 is pretty nice so far, but if you are used to carting around your bookmarks file, you’ll have to change your habits. Firefox 3 stores this information differently. It seems that the history and bookmarks are combined into a mini SQL database.

  457. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan;

    Busy day here in bunny land so will be hopping in and out as I can.

    1) day job
    2) shopping
    3) make fudge
    4) make macaroons
    5) have company over
    6) bedtime

    *pulls out pocket watch*

    “no time to say hello, goodbye. I’m late, I’m late, I’m late…”

  458. JohnBoze Says:

    Meanwhile I am lazing about the hose on Day 3 of Staycation. Unfortunatley, the magic of daycare has brought a new cold to Darcy & Fox, so that is the main reason for hanging around rather than running off to the zoo or something. I may get to mow the grass this afternoon, tho….

  459. EssBee Says:

    Morning, rational viewed Deadpan!

    Got the front yard weeded (which means pulling up the grass that is supposed to no longer exist in my wonderful xeriscape) last night and enjoyed myself a great deal while doing it.

    Back at work. Boo, Evil, Inc.

  460. justa J0e Says:

    EssBee – you have to be careful with statements like “last night and enjoyed myself a great deal while doing it.” … or you’ll have half the Deadpan heading off to their bunks!

  461. ditto Says:

    Why leave?

  462. justa J0e Says:

    Re – Firefox 3

    Am I the ONLY one in the Deadpan that cringes when I see that there is a new version of something that I already liked and never even once for a tiny little second thought “Man, I sure wish they would polish this thing because it’s not nearly shiney enough!”

    If one were to go back 10 years and plot a graph of –
    “software that did exactly what I needed it to do” verses “Time and Money spent having to fix and or undo problems caused when someone decided that the software would also make a dandy desert topping”
    The resultant graph would resemble a hand making a rude gesture with it’s middle finger.

  463. ditto Says:

    I’ve never found a piece of software that did exactly what I wanted. :(

    I’m liking Firefox 3, but there are problems with it.

  464. EssBee Says:

    JOe – Ha! Noted.

  465. justa J0e Says:

    ditto (or anyone else) – I am curious as to what about pre-3 firefox didn’t work for you.
    I’m not being satirical (for once) I am just curious as to “why a new version?”

    Seriously, Firefox was working so well for me that I never even gave it another thought. I just used it.

  466. justa J0e Says:

    urk …
    and having ask that … I now have to leave the room for a bit.

    STill, discuss.

  467. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    The only thing I had with FF (and I’m sure it’s just a setting issue but am too lazy to really look into it) is that with Explorer I could directly “install” an online thing instead of having to download it than open it as FF makes me do (ie: on an update or some such thing). Otherwise, I’m quite satisfied with FF.

    I haven’t downloaded FF 3 yet (another one I’ll have to download then open instead of installing straight from the website).

    Ok, back to reports…

  468. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Also, occasionally I come across a program that does not work as well with FF. An example is, Screen Monkey prefers Explorer over FF.

    (really going to work now)

  469. EssBee Says:

    For me at Evil, Inc., I couldn’t host WebEx meetings in FF. Had to use Explorer for that app. Probably evil network settings causing that, so it might not be a FF issue.

  470. ditto Says:

    JOe: Did you make heavy use of tabbed browsing? I do. My usual style of work is to have several things running at once and move back and forth as needed. In Firefox 2, there was a noted memory problem when you use and close lots of tabs. F3 reportedly has fixed that and improved browsing speed. Both are important to me. I also like the improved security controls.

    Unfortunately, there are some broken features that I want to use. Since it is still rather early in the release schedule, I’m hoping they’ll work on fixing them soon.

  471. ditto Says:

    TEB: I never directly install software in that way. There have been many security exploits that have used that tactic.

  472. ditto Says:

    Currently playing: Snakes and Ladders — Basia Bulat

  473. EssBee Says:

    Currently playing: yesterday’s Democracy Now!

  474. ditto Says:

    Currently playing: Sanctuary — Annette Ducharme

  475. ditto Says:

    Expect an anti-Darwin onslaught:
    http://judson.blogs.nytimes.com/2008/06/17/darwinmania/index.html

  476. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    there, groceries are bought, fudge is made. Now have about 10 minutes to relax before lunch, then will do some more baking :)

  477. ditto Says:

    Currently playing: Better To Try — Frozen Ghost

  478. JohnBoze Says:

    Mowed in the morning instead. Now I feel bleh…

  479. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Ok, am listening to the Dubshak voicmail (yeah, I’m behind I know). I just have one thing to ask..

    What did I (and ditto) ever do you you???? *crying*

    and, just in defense, like the US, yes our big brewed beer is pretty… weak, but the stuff by the small local breweries is pretty good.

  480. EssBee Says:

    I need to get TEB’s and ditto’s back here. Brew Brothers out of Alberta has an Ambush IPA that is yummy.

    Yay Canada!

  481. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Wild Rose makes a good IPA. Also, their wraspberry ale is quite nice

    http://www.wildrosebrewery.com/

  482. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Grasshopper ale and Traditional Ale by Big Rock is also good

    http://www.bigrockbeer.com/

  483. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My husband likes their Black Amber (Big Rock’s). Also, as far as lite beers go, Jack Rabbit’s not bad

  484. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Enough of this bologna, I have macaroons to make

  485. Vanamonde Says:

    I actually prefer Opera to Firefox, it just seemss much more responsive.

    cough

    I’ll get my coat.

    I now have beer envy to add to my coffee envy.

    Must try and obtain some of that miracle fruit that makes beer tatse like aa chocolate milk shake.

  486. Vanamonde Says:

    -a

  487. EssBee Says:

    Now I want a beer too.

    Interesting Scalzi post on gay marriage and the new attempt at marriage “protection” in CA:

    http://rawstory.com/news/2008/McCain_temper_boiled_over_in_92_0407.html

  488. EssBee Says:

    Oops! That was a completely different link! Also quite interesting.

    This is the Scalzi: http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=896

  489. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    So, last minute I decided not to make macaroons. Instead I now have Pecan Kisses in the oven

  490. ditto Says:

    Yeah, anyone that judges Canadian beer solely on the basis of Molson and Labatt’s products then has to accept that American beer should be judged on the same basis. In that case, both countries have beer that sucks big time. Fortunately, that isn’t the case.

  491. ditto Says:

    I lurv it!!! I’m so going to have to get this Scalsi book: “Your Hate Mail Will Be Graded”.
    http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=898

  492. justa J0e Says:

    *POP*
    I’m back in for a second.

    Thanks for the Firefox input. I see where my disconnect is.
    I basically am using Firefox as a “Station wagon” to drive to the store for groceries while you guys are apparently using it to enter NASCAR races!

    I am not even making Firefox break a sweat with the way I use it so that’s why I couldn’t see any need (or positive outcome) of an upgrade.

    I know see that there are apparently ways to go beyond it’s (former) abilities.

    *POOF*

  493. ditto Says:

    EssBee: I love this particular quote: “the idea that my marriage needs to be protected by a bunch of hyperventilating ninnies in the midst of a queer panic makes me want to retch. Please do keep your clammy, quivering, homophobic fingers off my state of matrimony, if you please. My marriage has not once been threatened by same-sex marriage; heck, I’ve been to Massachusetts at least four times since same-sex marriage was made legal in that commonwealth. Roving bands of same-sex married couples did not trample my marriage rights while I was there.”

  494. ditto Says:

    Back to Firefox: I also use quite a few add-ons. The new add-on manager looks interesting, but so far, I don’t have much to say about it. As with any upgrade, some of my add-ons are no longer working, but that should change in the next few weeks.

    My add-ons:
    Adblock Plus
    BugMeNot
    Dictionary Tooltip
    Firebug
    Flashblock
    IE Tab
    NoScript
    Nuke Anything Enhanced
    PDF Download
    Rikaichan

  495. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    And Dub, I can’t speak for EssBee, but it was me that sent you the death threat.

  496. Vanamonde Says:

    On a lighter note, ZP reviews Haze:

    http://tinyurl.com/4xl4fw

  497. Vanamonde Says:

    TEB you shouldn’t get Dub excited like that.

  498. EssBee Says:

    For me, Dub, the Southland Tales cancels out the Canadian beer slander. You’re on even footing with me.

  499. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I still playing Mass Effect

  500. jackmangan Says:

    “Roving bands of same-sex married couples” — that is so gonna be our band name.

    I used to drink a lot of Molson before I knew any better.

    I wonder which tab Deadpan is currently occupying in ditto’s FF browser. . .

  501. ditto Says:

    It’s always #2 right after my homepage google tab. Email is #3.

  502. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    i-pod shuffle

    FFF – Megadeath
    Nine Lives – Aerosmith
    She – Monkees
    Scheherazade, symphonic suite, Op. 35: No. 2, “The story of Kalender Prince” in B minor – Nikolay Andreyevich Rimsky-Korsakov

    Yeah, I’ve got very varied tastes.

  503. ditto Says:

    Appropriate for my current work project…

    Currently playing: The Hell Song — Sum 41

  504. Vanamonde Says:

    Was listening to Theme time radio earlier today and the following catchy tune was playing:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GhRu9yzlTRI

  505. Vanamonde Says:

    The Johnny Cyclops bomb:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Kf7gI4e0DAY

    lol

  506. Vanamonde Says:

    I particularly liked ‘never started World War 3′..

  507. Rhettro Says:

    *blip*Thanks for the heads up on the ZeroPunct review, I also like the one on the console wars.*blip*

  508. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My fudge had set so I cut it up into bite-sized pieces and put it on a serving platter. Now the trick will be keeping the family out of it until company arrives.

  509. EssBee Says:

    Listening to: The Best of The Velvet Underground album

    Wishing: I could have some fudge

    Writing: Boring contracts for Evil, Inc.

  510. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Shuffle:

    Overture No. 3 – J.S. Bach
    When the Water Falls – Collective Soul
    The Bitch is Back – Elton John
    Suite From The Water Music – Andante Expresivo – George Frederic Handel

  511. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    *slaps EssBee’s hand*

    Fudge is for the company…

  512. justa J0e Says:

    ditto – some of those plug-ins look tasty! Is there a central location where I can be finding them?

  513. ditto Says:

    Adblock Plus
    https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/1865

    This gives me better control at blocking ads.

  514. EssBee Says:

    Aw, man!

  515. ditto Says:

    Flashblock
    https://addons.mozilla.org/en-US/firefox/addon/433

    This replaces flash animations with a play button. So, I only play what I want to. This can be a bit annoying on sites that are based solely on flash, but I can live with that.

  516. ditto Says:

    Work intrudes in a bad way…

  517. justa J0e Says:

    I am oddly drawn to this one –

    “Nuke Anything Enhanced”

  518. Leann Says:

    http://jalopnik.com/393601/giant-vulva-bicycle-taxi-is-freudian-wet-dream

    You’re Welcome.

  519. EssBee Says:

    If y’all don’t hear from me after this, it’s b/c Evil, Inc. confiscated my computer for looking at the bicycle.

    Totally worth it.

  520. justa J0e Says:

    im ascared mommy

  521. Vanamonde Says:

    So Firefox 3…is it ok to be underwhelmed? I can pretend to be more excited if you really want to….

  522. ditto Says:

    JOe: I use “Nuke Anything Enhanced” to deal with printing sites that never fit on a page properly. It lets you right click on items to remove them from the page.

  523. Vanamonde Says:

    I think that would put me off sex for life.

  524. EssBee Says:

    LOL

  525. justa J0e Says:

    ditto – :( … oh. It sounded so much more devestating!

  526. Jack Mangan Says:

    Jokes for the vagina bicycle:

    Does it come with a banana seat?

    What would happen if the Oscar Meyer Weinermobile crashed into it? Would it squirt mustard?

    Would you need a chastity belt to lock it up on a bike rack?

  527. ditto Says:

    Currently playing: Joe The Lion — David Bowie

  528. EssBee Says:

    I hear that John McCain called his wife a bicycle taxi.

  529. justa J0e Says:

    … and after listening to the barrage of propaganda all day long I NEED to say this to SOMEONE … drilling for oil off of U.S. coastlines and/or in Alaska won’t do ANYTHING about our current high gasoline prices.

    The sole purpose behind this push is to increase the shareholder and corporate profits for the domestic energy industry. I don’t say this as some sort of liberal tree hugger. I say this as one of the very stockholders I speak of.
    “Allow us to drill” is that industry’s answer to EVERY national problem – from the “war in Iraq” to “childhood obesity”.
    I follow the market and many of these companies closely. I may not like their tactics but as a capitalist pig myself … I know where the money is to be found.

    BTW – Any other active investors in Deadpan land?

  530. Vanamonde Says:

    So the award for the most pointless remake goes to:

    big drum roll

    The US Version of Life on Mars

    Give those tv execs a packet of candy ciggies

  531. Vanamonde Says:

    Did the US even have a version of the Open University TV lectures?

    http://asadodo.blogspot.com/2006/12/open-university-broadcasting-1971-2006.html

  532. Vanamonde Says:

    Did the US even have a version of the Open University TV lectures?

    http://tinyurl.com/6yrsew

  533. Leann Says:

    http://forum.bodybuilding.com/showthread.php?t=108500831&page=1

    Read first post.

    This is definitely classified as a “You’re doin’ it wrong”.

  534. Leann Says:

    Ok Ok, last one.
    http://failblog.org/2008/06/18/packaging-fail-2/#comments

  535. Ed from Texas Says:

    Now, those were some funny shit, Leann.

  536. ditto Says:

    Thanks, Leann. :)

  537. Rhettro Says:

    All I can say is OW! and OW!

  538. Rhettro Says:

    Can I counter with?

    http://www.engrish.com/recent_detail.php?imagename=morning-wiener.jpg&category=Snacks&date=2008-05-28

  539. ditto Says:

    It’s translated correctly. I’m not sure what the hell they were thinking when they came up with that name, but it was intentional.

  540. Rhettro Says:

    Are you a guitar gear head? If so, you may appreciate this thread poster’s strange sense of humor.

    http://tinyurl.com/67ofpv

  541. Leann Says:

    WEINER!

  542. Rhettro Says:

    Snitsle!!!

  543. ditto Says:

    boING!

  544. Rhettro Says:

    BOing!

  545. Jack Mangan Says:

    That failblog is some funny shit. Too many funny ones to link them all – just find some time and click your way through.

    bong! (not a drug paraphernalia reference)

  546. ditto Says:

    What? You think this is the Gong Show? And just who, pray tell, would be the unknown comic?

  547. Rhettro Says:

    Well I got the “unknown” part down although my status as a comic is a bit iffy.

  548. Rhettro Says:

    I nominate Dub for the Chuck Barris role. Dub wasn’t employed by the CIA was he?

  549. Trucker Overdrive Says:

    I need to write. I got some thing for Jack Mangan. I hope he likes it.

  550. EssBee Says:

    Evening, Pan.

    How’s everyone? My plan for tonight was to weather seal the patio cover, but Mother Nature had other ideas for me. Instead, I think I’ll watch the rain from inside and enjoy my beer.

  551. ditto Says:

    Still stuck at worth with massive life suckage.

  552. ditto Says:

    That’s work and not worth.

  553. EssBee Says:

    ditto, if I knew anything about code, I would offer to help. As it is, I can drink a beer in your honor as I finish what I started with the Andromeda Strain mini-series (because I’m OCD, not because I am necessarily enjoying it!)

  554. ditto Says:

    EssBee: I’d take help, but the problem is more with the information that I’ve been given. There’s been too little of it, it’s been unhelpful, conflicted, and sometimes just plain wrong. And they want a bunch of stuff done by Friday.

    Excuse me while I go blend my brain.

  555. Ed from Texas Says:

    Yes, Trucker, you need to write…..I’ve gotten caught up with “Down the Road”

    Great work on the Joust/Frogger show, btw.

  556. ditto Says:

    On Shuffle:
    Feel It — Jakalope
    Da Hui — The Offspring
    Snow In June — The Northern Pikes

  557. ditto Says:

    On Shuffle:
    This Is The World — Tom Cochrane
    Let’s Stay Together — Pat Benatar

  558. ditto Says:

    On Shuffle:
    Living In The Promiseland — Joe Cocker
    Another Day — Bryan Adams
    Enjoy The Silence — Depeche Mode
    Six Hundred 66 — Fisher

  559. ditto Says:

    Well, I think that’s enough abuse at work for today.
    Time to wait for my ride home.

  560. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    So, I liked Sixth Sense, Unbreakable, Signs and even the Village…

    …but The Happening was god-awful.

    It wasn’t Wahlberg’s fault either.

  561. doom guns stats Says:

    doom guns stats…

    How do you come up with so much material to blog with?…

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