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Soylent Green
Soylent Green is deadpans!
Sparticus
I am deadpan!
Still more Blade Runner.
“I don’t know such stuff. Deadpans, I only do Deadpans.”
Star Wars
may the deadpan be with you
- come on, you knew it was coming :)
More Star Wars
Help me, deadpan. You’re my only hope.
Star Wars, the Empire Strikes Back
Luke, I am your deadpan
Do, or do not. There is no deadpan
A Street Car Named Desire
Deadpan! Hey, Deadpan!
Serenity
“If you can’t do something smart, do something deadpan”
Also – A Street Car Named Desire
I have always depended on the kindness of deadpans.
Sudden Impact
Go ahead, make my deadpan
ditto, WOW, what a picture!
Blues Brothers
“We had a band powerful enough to turn goat piss into Deadpan.”
Sunset Boulevard
All right, Mr. DeMille, I’m ready for my deadpan.
Star Trek: The Wrath of Kahn
Deadpan; Deadpan!!!
Superman (Christopher Reeve)
I’m here to fight for truth, justice, and the Deadpan way.
Star Trek 3
The needs of the one outweighed the needs of the deadpan.
Star Trek 4
Oh, him? He’s harmless. Part of the free speech movement at Berkeley in the sixties. I think he did a little too much deadpan.
Also Star Trek 4
Admiral, there be deadpans here!
Star Trek: First Contact
So you’re all astronauts on some sort of… deadpan?
“What is your name?”
Jack Mangan
“What is your quest?”
To create the coolest podcast ever, called The Deadpan.
“Oh, really? That’s very nice. You may pass.”
:)
Santa Clause Conquers the Martians
Here’s another UFO Bulletin: The Defense Department has just announced that the unidentified flying object suddenly disappeared from our radar screen. They believe the object has either disintegrated in space, or it may be a space ship from another planet which has the ability to nullify all deadpans.
Scrooged
Get me Standards and Practices in here. I want to see deadpans.
Short Circuit
Deadpan is alive!
Speed
Guts’ll get you so far, then they’ll get you deadpan.
Sponge Bob, Square Pants, the Movie
Ya done good deadpan, ya done…
T – Taxi Driver
Ya deadpanin’ to me?
Mars Attacks
I get to meet the Deadpan Ambassador! Ain’t that great? Oh, it’s a hell of an honor. But didn’t I always tell you honey, if I just stayed in place and never spoke up, deadpan things are bound to happen.
The Terminator
I’ll be deadpan
hasta la vista, deadpan
They Live
I have come here to listen to deadpan and kick ass, and I’m all out of deadpan
Titanic
I’m king of the deadpan
Rosencrantz & Guildenstern Are Dead
We’re more of the love, deadpan, and rhetoric school. Well, we can do you deadpan and love without the rhetoric, and we can do you deadpan and rhetoric without the love, and we can do you all three concurrent or consecutive. But we can’t give you love and rhetoric without the deadpan. Deadpan is compulsory. They’re all deadpan, you see.
The Three Muskateers
All for one and one for deadpan!
To Have and Have Not
You know how to deadpan, don’t you, Steve? You just put your lips together and blow.
Top Gun
I feel the need… The need for deadpan!
Toy Story
To deadpan and beyond
I did Treasure of Sierra Madre at the beginning of this whole bit so I’m not doing it again.
For the groaner….
Beaches
You are the deadpan beneath my wings.
Pi
Restate my assumptions: One, Deadpan is the language of nature. Two, Everything around us can be represented and understood through deadpan. Three: If you graph the deadpan of any system, patterns emerge. Therefore, there are patterns everywhere in nature.
Animal House
Dean Vernon Wormer: Greg, what is the worst site on this Interweb thingy?
Greg Marmalard: Well that would be hard to say, sir. They’re each outstanding in their own way.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Cut the horseshit, son. I’ve got their comment files right here. Who dropped a whole truckload of ‘paloozas into the feed? Who delivered the greasy nipples to the masses? Every week, the piples are filled with deadpan. Every spring, the comments explode.
Greg Marmalard: You’re talking about Jack Mangan, sir.
Dean Vernon Wormer: Of course I’m talking about Jack Mangan, you TWERP!
My favorite so far is TEB’s “I’ll be deadpan”
Now I return me back to being Code Monkey
Oh, back to P
Pirates of the Caribbean
But why is the deadpan gone?
Why did WP put
“why is the deadpan gone” into WP hell?
Repoman
the life of a deadpan is intense
Back to T
Time Rider: The Adventures of Lyle Swan
You shot it. What a bunch of dumb sons of bitches, you *shot* it! A *deadpan* – you butt-heads!
Southland Tales
“This is the way the DEADPAN ends”
Remo Williams
You did not ask to be white. So perhaps that is not your fault. You did not ask to be deadpan. Perhaps that is not your fault, either.
Chiun, you’re deadpan!
No, I am better than that.
Southland Tales
“Krysta Now rocks the Deadpan”
Throw Momma From the Train
The deadpan was sultry
Them
Make me a sergeant in charge of the deadpan! Make me a sergeant in charge of the deadpan!
Also from Them
When Man entered the atomic age, he opened a door into a new deadpan. What we’ll eventually find in that new deadpan, nobody can predict.
Teenage Mutant Turtles (1990 version)
God, I LOVE *BEING A DEADPAN*!
U – Unforgiven
I sure do miss my bed.
You said that last night.
No last night I said I missed my wife, tonight I just miss my goddamn deadpan.
I forgot Howard the Duck
Desperate deadpans commit desperate acts!
U – UHF
If nobody comes down here and buys a car in the next hour, I’m gonna club this deadpan. That’s right! I’m gonna club this deadpan to make a better deal. You know I’ll do it, too, cause I’m crazy.
Also UHF
For those of you just joining us, today we’re teaching deadpans how to fly.
The Usual Suspects
“He’s here! I *know* he’s here! That’s him, I’m telling you that’s him! You hear me? I’m telling you it’s *Keyser Deadpan*!
V – for Vendetta
Are you a Muslim?
No. I’m in deadpan.
More V – for Vendetta
There are no deadpans, Delia… only the illusion of deadpans.
What we need right now is a clear message to the people of this country. This message must be read in every newspaper, heard on every radio, seen on every television… I want *everyone* to *remember*, why they *need* deadpan!
Valley Girl
Man, he’s like deadpan, ya know?
Van Helsing
He’s the first one to kill a vampire in over a hundred years. I’d say that’s earned him a deadpan.
So this is what you get when deadpans mate.
Curse all you deadpans! You are nothing but dead bones and damned souls… you shall burn in the fires of hell!
Vanilla Sky
Do you know they even got a… well, a nickname for you behind your back? Heh? Citizen Deadpan.
W – Wayne’s World
We’re not deadpan. We’re not deadpan.
When Harry Met Sally
I’ll deadpan what she’s deadpanning
White Heat
Made it, Ma! Top of the deadpan!
Who Framed Roger Rabbit
I’m not bad, I’m just deadpanned that way
Wizard of Oz
Toto, I’ve got a feeling we’re not in deadpan anymore
Pay no attention to the deadpan behind the curtain
Wedding Crashers
Tattoo on the lower back? Might as well be a deadpan.
Currently playing: Royal Station 4/16 — Melissa Etheridge
X – Men
Deadpans are not the ones mankind should fear.
You owe me a deadpan
You deadpans and your guns. .
Ok, we’re at 374 on the word count. Let’s see how far Y and Z will take us
Y – Yellow Submarine
I’ve got a hole in me deadpan.
Young Frankenstein
Oh. Where you going?… Oh, you men are all alike. Seven or eight quick ones and then you’re out with the deadpan to boast and brag. YOU BETTER KEEP YOUR MOUTH SHUT. Oh… I think I love him.
Wait Master, it might be deadpan… you go first.
Z – Zardoz
Stay behind my deadpan!
I love to see them running. I love the moments of their deaths – when I am one with deadpan.
On that note.. I’m exhausted
but we made the word count!
Yeah!
If you wanna Deadpan Krista, you can Deadpan Krista NOW!
TEB is a force to be reckoned with!
Damn, TEB, you do not accept failure!
Shuffle:
What’s Up – 4 Non Blondes
Words Fell – Lucinda Williams
I’m Sailin’ – Mazzy Star
!!!!
Look at this, I’m swimming in nipples!
You guys rocked da howse this morning. Wowza.
You see? Given a goal, we will accomplish it.
Well, it’s time to think about lunch.
Back later
Thought about lunch.
Had it.
Back to the grind.
Shuffle:
Cry Baby Cry – The Beatles
Coconut – Widespread Panic
Heartbreak Hotel – Willie Nelson & Leon Russell
Shuffle:
With My Own Two Hands – Ben Harper
Refuge – John Legend
Burn That Broken Bed – Iron and Wine
Wow, there were so many good ones, you guys :)
My faves may have been the Bladerunner and Cool Hand Luke quotes.
How about the Graduate?
“Mrs. Robinson, you’re trying to Deadpan me.”
Shuffle:
#1 Hit Jam – The Brian Jonestown Massacre
So Hard – Dixie Chicks
*that was whiplash-ey*
Holden Oversoul – Widespread Panic
You know, it’s going to be hard for Mozilla to make Firefox 3 the biggest one day download in history if they can’t keep their website up. You’d think they’d have been prepared after essentially calling out the whole internet to come get FF3 on this particular day.
Jack, I think it’s clear that you are just going to have to award TEB all the greasy nipples for this week. Statistically speaking, you’re probably going to hit her every time anyway.
Of course, statistically speaking, about 94% of stats are made up on the spot. Who am I to piss against the tide.
[drive by]
Hi pan!!!!!!!!!!!
Hugh and I are on the move, no time to stop and chat but just wanted to say hi
[/drive by]
My favorite from http://www.insultme.net/ so far:
Melon Sipping Nut Sucker
lol
And here comes the gay marriage debate again. Just now, minding my own business going to the fridge for my sweet tea for lunch, I was stopped and asked, “What do you think about all the nonsense going on in California?”
I’m totally out of the closet here at Evil, Inc. My basic philosophy is that if you don’t like me, don’t talk to me, but this is me. I had no idea what to say, so just looked blankly into Presumptuous Co-Workers face with a *blink* *blink*. I grabbed by tea, and came back to my office without responding.
What a dick.
Okay, back to Deadpan. Love, EssBee, AKA the Gayest Fooking Thing on the Deadpan
That is all.
My two cents worth; Well EssBee, we’ve allowed gay marriage’s here in Canada for a while and, despite predictions of doom and gloom to the contrary, I don’t think it’s affected my hetro-sexual marriage one way or another.
I think, if someone else’s marriage is going to ruin yours, there may have been other problems with the relationship to begin with.
Currently playing: Surefire — Econoline Crush
my eclectic shuffle:
1) Sin by Megadeath
2) Get out the Door by Velvet Revolver
3) Me and My Arrow by Harry Nilsson
4) Heaven can Way by Meatloaf
5) Miri It Is by The Medieval Babes
Sorry
4) Heaven can Wait by Meatloaf
Wow. The capacity for cluelessness never fails to surprise. Although, as a cynical grouch, I guess it really shouldn’t.
I think you handled that situation perfectly, EssBee.
That is eclectic!
I’ve switched from shuffle to:
Karl Denson: “Dance Lesson #2″ the album
Currently playing:
Sun Baby by The High Violets.
This band is pretty fawesome, btw. /tweet.
Idiots: Alergic to WiFi
http://arstechnica.com/news.ars/post/20080617-santa-fe-presses-on-with-public-wifi-hotspots.html
Best part: “…there is absolutely no evidence whatsoever to support the claims of these so-called WiFi sensitives, but it has been noted that patients who present themselves to doctors with such symptoms often also suffer from psychiatric complaints.
That’s not to say that Mr Firstenberg couldn’t still bring a lawsuit under the ADA, but I find it hard to see how such a suit could be won.”
lmfao
EssBee: “What a dick” is a great description of that particular moron.
Jack: Yep, good song, though it’s the only one I’ve heard from them. I’ll have to check out more of their stuff.
PS: I finally got around to getting the first album from VAST. Should I get the rest of the discography?
Fine, thats the last time I say hi to you people!!!!
;)
OK, gonna do lunch and work now…. really…. so in summary:
I’ve only heard a few VAST tunes, so I can’t help you much, ditto.
I really like what I’ve heard, though. I’d also like to know if their other stuff is worth exploring.
As for The High Violets, I also strongly recommend “44 Down”.
Which Megadeth album has “Sin”?
That WiFi allergy guy should really read my “Truth or Consequences Motel” short story — set in NM, ironically. *shameless plug?*
Smarty Hotties!
Finally: Ed is correct. The greasy machine is random, but Vegas odds are good that you’ll hear some Energizer Bunny comments this week.
Hi Smartie Hotties!!!!
You got lost in the deluge.
Jack: I’ll check out “44 Down”.
Hola Smarty Hotties!
Jack, Sin is on Cryptic Writings
If I haven’t mentioned it before, I recommend the soundtrack to Iron Man. Good music to code to.
Shuffle:
One World – Dire Straits
Paradigm – Ani DiFranco
Love in the Afternoon – Jerry Garcia
Iron Man did have great music — I think I’m going to pick that up, ditto!
Shuffle:
The American Ruse – MC5
Taste of Blood – Mazzy Star
Have a Cigar – Pink Floyd
*that* was an uplifting trio!
Shuffle:
Quiet Please – Galactic
Let It Die – Foo Fighters
The Galactic is a really LOOOOONG song, so only two this time.
Shuffle, and I can’t make this up:
I Want to Come Over – Melissa Ethridge
The Sloganeer – Me’Shell Ndegeocello
Names and Dates – Ani DiFranco
The gayest fooking shuffle I’ve ever spent 9 minutes on. Anyone who likes it is a homo.
Currently playing: Let It Die — Foo Fighters
Shuffle:
Waiting Room – Fugazi
Just – Radiohead
Today’s The Day – Aimee Mann
Shuffle:
(Nice Dreams) – Radiohead
Valerie – Jerry Garcia Band
Statues – Foo Fighters
See laying down the guilt always works.. guilt and puppy dog eyes. Or as we call it in our house, Puss in Boots eyes :)
Shuffle:
High and Dry – Radiohead (lots of Radiohead today)
Sugarpie – The Subdudes
Wisdom – The Brian Jonestown Massacre
Now playing:
Twilight SIngers – Dead To Rights *swoooon*
NP:
Nausea – X
TSH *swooon*
lmao: The Great Office War
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=pVKnF26qFFM
Time to get a bite to eat and then back to slaving away.
Enjoy, ditto!
As for me, it’s closing time here. I’m going to go pull some weeds and drink a Stone Pale Ale.
Night, Pan. I think this is 427.
Sigh. No beer for Code Monkey.
And. . . . we’re back!
This is kinda cool:
http://www.pampelmoose.com/mspeaks/2008/06/1000-true-fans-jill-sobule-raises-83000-in-donations-for-new-cd
Lazy tinyurl.
I hang my head shame at my lack of faith in the nipple count for this week.
Now to go back and read all the new nipples…
Muwhahahahahahahaha!
Of course, TEB deserves all the credit!
Firefox 3 website goes down, Deadpan website goes down.
That’s a conspiracy just waiting to be invented.
Jack: Would you consider The High Violets a shoe-gazing band?
Currenly playing: Mas Tequila — Sammy Hagar
*headdesksmash*
That’s enough of that today. Time to go home.
Code Monkey tired.
Nice job with the abc list TEB. :)
… and others
Cool whip!
LOOK up above!!!!
Smarty Hotties were here!
EssBee – not that anyone will likely ask you that same question in that same way again … but if they do “What do you think of that nonsense in California” …
tell them you think it’s pretty good but until you see it go head to head in tournament play with the nonsense from the other states it’s really hard to tell. Word on the street is that the Nonsense in Washington DC has the edge for the final 4 this year.
that is all.
I’m going to go watch a NOVA on a super volcano
Well, it probably won’t come a big surprise that I do think what’s going on in California is a bunch of nonsense. But, that’s no doubt a minority view on Deadpan, so I’ll let it be.
…um.
I just had to go do a current affairs search.
Being as out of touch as I am … I assumed the original comments were based on the normal affinity that someone, somewhere always has about something going on in California.
I didn’t realize that there was specific nonsense at this juncture.
Still, in a great big world brimming with nonsense – I think I prefer the kind based in love and human kindness instead of vast cornucopia of nonsense based in hate, greed and or death.
Besides – the Super Volcanos await us all, with their earth shrouding clouds of sulfuric acid, and light reflective ash that will choke millions and cause global famine. Maybe only a few hundred thousand years from now!
All rational views are welcome here, Ed. Everyone here knows you as a rational guy. No worries.
That’s not true! I can be completely irrational!
*penisdesk*
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Uh oh, looks like someone fed ditto after midnight again. ;)
Well I for one agree with Governer Schwartzenager. I believe that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.