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What gets me in this article is the quote “I remember one lady dancing, and another lady lap dancing, and I believe that’s when the oral sex took place,”
I believe????
there are two possiblities… one – he has oral sex so often that he doesn’t think anything of it when it happens or, two, it wasn’t that good.
http://wvgazette.com/News/200807290789
Maybe it’s just me, but all I see is a dirty rust stain in the sink
http://tinyurl.com/5gke2y
TEB – RE: un-memorable dates. That is exactly why the “post date comment card” seems like such a good idea … in theory.
Comments:
“The pole dancing was spot on. However, the oral sex could have been more memorable. Oh, and what was that thing with the slinky? That was just weird.”
J0e – on a scale of 1 – 5 how would you rate the sex???
How did her choice of lingerie work for you???
Or, in the case of this article…
Do you feel you got you’re money’s worth from this person? If not, how much do you feel would have been a fair charge for her services?
Are strippers supposed to bite you on the penis during a performance?
I don’t actually have that problem, Rhettro ;)
I can imagine not. LOL
If they are biting your penis during a performance, they *aren’t* strippers. ;)
That’s kinda what I thought. LOL
I may like some of Card’s books, but sometimes he just has to shut the hell up.
http://mormontimes.com/ME_blogs.php?id=1586
Should it be renamed the Moron Times?
O.S. Card pisses me off. Such a bigot.
His books might be great, but I won’t read them.
It’s like waiting for this work day to end.
Work = shit storm today. I think this is karma for teasing Rhettro on Monday.
There are so many holes in his argument that it seems like a heap of nonsense to me.
I can understand why someone would be against gay marriage based on their religeous beliefs. In fact, I think the major bone of contention with offended parties is that they see the the government as redefining a sacred religious tradition. I know that in the Catholic church for instance, marraige is one of the sacrements. So in my opinion, government shouldn’t be dealing in marrages, but in civil unions for all.
As far as objections to gay couples given legal protections, I say get over it. People are going to couple as they see fit, with or without legal protection. It’s legal for people to drink and gamble in this country even though it is objectionable to some religions. As such religious objections alone shouldn’t be a basis of government law, especially when it concerns the conduct between consenting adults.
Okay, I’m off my soapbox now. :)
EssBee, I deserve all the teasing I get. You got no bad Karma from me. :)
Rhettro, ;)
CP: Bodies – Smashing Pumpkins
!!!!!!!!ALERT!!!!!!!!!!
New Harry Potter Trailer
http://tinyurl.com/56uvwz
ditto, that Card stuff has been on the Seattle Stranger’s (a weekly mag here) online blog. They kept saying “Orson Scott Card is a hateful homophobe” so google will catch on.
One of the best arguements is a funny one:
“Not to belabor the obvious, but old people can’t produce offspring either. Which raises the question, since Scott Card’s wife is probably post-menopausal, should she and Card be executed, or just forcibly divorced from each other?”
CP: To Have And To Hold — Depeche Mode
JfS: Yeah, he’s been beating this drum for a long, long time.
Jeremy, totally hilarious argument.
Also, OMG I am all aflutter over here over the HP trailer. Squee!
ditto, he sure has. The man is a full-fledged hater.
Does anyone here listen to Pendant Productions Fan DC Shows?
I had no idea about O.S. Card. I’ve actually only read the first in his 8,000-book Ender’s Game series.
I also had no idea until recently that A.C. Clarke was a pedophile.
wtf?!?!?!
Next, someone is going to tell me that Heinlein was a chauvinist —
Or that Harlan Ellison can get cranky.
OMG, The Day the Earth Stood Still looks epic.
http://www.apple.com/trailers/fox/thedaytheearthstoodstill/large.html
Wait, A.C. Clarke was a pedophile?
I have been worried about O.S. Card’s crap for a long time. “Worried” = sickened by. I had to stop, for the most part, listening to my favorite Browncoat podcasts because he is such a hero in those circles.
I learned a long time ago not to hero worship. I went to hear one of my favorite authors (Rudolfo Anaya) give a talk at my undergrad college, and he was a giant sphincter. He appeared, actually, to hate women. Since then, I don’t need to know the personalities of the authors I enjoy.
However, when I find out an author that everyone is telling me to read thinks that I am sub-human, I tend to steer clear. By the same token, when I find out a really cool person writes books, I buy them.
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/s/w_asia/74938.stm
There’s still some skepticism regarding Clarke.
This = one of my thoughts on “Deadpan is the way”:
Life is too fucking short to read OSC books.
Well EssBee, I think you can be a fan of Vincent van Gogh’s paintings without being an ear cu
ahem.. without being an advicate of ear cutting. LOL
I haven’t read any of Card’s work however.
My favorite Card –
The Ace of Detectives.
http://pendantaudio.com/batman.php
Quick hop in…
My favourite “card” is the three of clubs
.. Hop’s out for lunch
Wood, Iron, putter?
Ha! I agree, Rhettro, 100%.
I do, however, have my limits on what I can know about the author while still allowing myself to enjoy his/her work. I’ve had this very conversation with a group of my feminist friends, and I always end up with the same decision: that there are way too many books out there to read for me to spend my $$ on Card’s given what I know about him as a person.
CP: (dedicated to OSC) Your Little Secret – Melissa Ethridge
CP: Rattlesnake Shake (Live) – Fleetwood Mac
Manhole – Ani DiFranco
I’m holding here a book
Notable, but not the greatest
Stolen for me by the latest
In a long line of thieves
And I’m just about to drop it
Down that manhole of memories
When I realize it doesn’t bother me
Like love’s mementos usually do
And I look up to see who’s different here
The latest me or the latest you
Course, you’re the kind of guy who doesn’t lie
He just doctors everything
Chooses some unassuming finger
And quietly moves his wedding ring
Who rewrites his autobiography
For any pretty girl who’ll sing
But you can’t fool the queen, baby
Cuz I married the king
And maybe it was I who betrayed his majesty
With no opposite reality
Like a puddle with no reflection
Of the sky or the trees
But after my dreaded beheading
I tied that sucker back on with a string
And I guess I’m pretty different now
Considering
I kissed you on the street that night
On the far side of four
But I didn’t like the taste
In my mouth or yours
And ignoring the persona you wore for my benefit
For once I had the balls to call it
Just call it
But a lesson must be lived
In order to be learned
And the clarity to see and stop this now
That is what I’ve earned
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7cUEtMk3nQg
http://apnews.excite.com/article/20080730/D928ACMG0.html
How timely!
Now that I think about it, I probably wouldn’t read any scifi novels from Fred Phelps.
Fred Phelps is a jackass. He needs to get some hot prison sex, because anyone who protests that much is hiding secret desires…IMO.
That good old famous “Potato Eaters” . . .
I wouldn’t read any by Jesse Helms either! LOL
It’s times like these I ask myself, “what would Bono do?”
because like, i dunno. LOL
All this negative energy here… Let’s talk about good things!
Like how much we love Jack M.
EssBee: I agree which is why I really try and avoid learning about the personal views of musicans, actors, and authors; Jack excepted, of course! ;)
*passes EssBee fresh bottle of Bourbon*
:D
What would Boner do?
Let me count the ways . . .
Right you are Wolf. I think we are in need of a good BFP.
ditto, *BFP*?
Pinch, poke, you owe me some coke, Rhettro.
BFP FTW!
Beware of free-roaming hands!
http://photoshopdisasters.blogspot.com/2008/07/milk-its-olympic-thing.html
LOLx2
I know it isn’t my hand… My hand wouldn’t be that high!
Neither would my hand.
BFP!
CP: The Rhythm Of The Heat — Peter Gabriel
Who’s the hot chick w/ the tattoos?
CP: Bone China – Mother Love Bone
I believe she’s on the soccer team:
http://www.hawaiimagazine.com/blogs/hawaii_today/2008/6/23/Hawaii_Natasha_Kai_Olympic_soccer_team
Note to self: Women’s Olympic Soccer, DVR.
CP = Six Pixels of Separation : The Google and Wired Effect (114)
I have to admit willingly having read Battlefield Earth. More than once. And, I’ve even read the Mission Earth Series… more than once. And I don’t even think I’m a reincarnated spirit from Xenu… or Zenu… and Tom Cruise is, in fact, a bit loopy…
The last read through, though, I finally started to pick up a lot of clues that let you in on the fact that Hubbard was pretty much a loon.
I sense a new segment for the Pan : “New positions tried by the Smartie Hotties as they christen their new house” to be used in place of the “contents of my fridge”
I like it, Brad!
CP: Dream Brother – Jeff Buckley
The Minolta repairman is right outside of my office door training my team on how to use the new copy machine. I just realized that my job could be a lot worse.
CP: Stay – Me’Shell Ndegiocello
*BFP*
Work sucks!
*applause for Brad*
Well done!
Clarke I’m going to give the benefit of the doubt. I wouldn’t wipe my arse on the paper that ran the story in the UK.
Oh and the late Charlton Heston’s political beliefs never stopped me enjoying Planet of the Apes or Soylent Green.
CP: Waiting For The Bus – Violent Femmes
EssBee: Women’s soccer is always worth watching! :)
ditto, ditto
I see that now. All these wasted years!
CP: Vamanos – Chavela Vargas
CP : View from the Quad : Epi 109.
Frak. I just realized I’m almost out of PodCasts… how will I ever make the ride home? I may have to listen to… gasp… music…
I won’t be listening to the radio, that’s for sure. I took off my antenna and rewired my car for pretty much PodCasts only (via my Treo).
Those things play music too?
CP: Walking After You – Foo Fighters
lmfaorofl!!!
“Somewhat related to this, Orson Scott Card brings the economy-sized jug of crazy sauce to the same-sex marriage discussion with this gem of a column. ”
http://scalzi.com/whatever/?p=1181
John Scalzi is among my secret man crushes. He is so funny, smart, and sarcastic.
CP: Dogsong 2 – The Be Good Tanyas
CP: Charades — En Ningun Lugar
CP: Beginning Of A Great Adventure – Lou Reed
CP: If I Wanted To — Melissa Etheridge
Brad: Ummm Wander Radio Episode 26 my personal favorite.
Episode 20 holds up well.
Episode 17 has a good mix but not my favorite.
CP: Success – Linda Perry
Time to clog the arteries of the city. Headed Home!
ARGGGGGGGGGGGGG! MY EYES!!!
http://www.wired.com/culture/lifestyle/multimedia/2008/07/gallery_comiccon_faces?slide=7&slideView=7
You did not need to share that, ditto!
He needs a mom, I think. And, I might know that guy!
CP: Atonement – Lucinda Williams
MUWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHA HAH.
Wait until the boys see that, ditto. You’re gonna get an earful.
CP: Nothing At All – Santana
It doesn’t half compare to some of the punishment Jeremy has inflicted on us.
I mean, who goes out like that?
True. Also, remember the vagina bicycle?
But still, wtf dude?
Wow, passing that one onto the team…
I *knew* Jeremy would like that one. lol
Not as funny as Scalzi, but another blogger’s post about OSC:
http://blogs.feministsf.net/?p=409
I’m still trying to unsee that picture.
Sorry, but misery loves company.
Good article, EssBee.
Here’s another one — maybe the one Jeremy mentioned earlier today:
http://slog.thestranger.com/2008/07/lets_call_a_jackass_a_jackass
(I’m on a conf call — :))
ZP takes it out on E3:
http://tinyurl.com/65h22q
‘a white woman dipped in tea’…oh yes!
Yes I quite like a white woman dipped in tea, or a black woman dipped in milk. I’m a fan of all sorts of women being dipped into things. LOL
You know the iPhone/ipod touch might look nice and sexy, but when you are running out of podcasts, the lack of a FM radio is a pisser.
“Run out of podcasts?”
First Brad and now Van, what is this “Run out of podcast” of which you speak? This does not compute.
CP: “Brave new world” – Micheal Penn
I feel your pain Van. I broke my first two MP3 players and they both had FM. Now I’m using my wife’s backup iPod Shuttle and my Sony PSP, both of which don’t have any radio capacity. I’ve been thinking about snaring a cheap Sansa.
“snaring a cheap Sansa.” – OK I don’t get this Euphemism.
What is that site that is like wikipedia for pop/street slang ?
CP: “You” – Radiohead
“snaring a cheap Sansa.â€
Make sure to tell her “no teeth”
(pops out again)
Maybe I should have posted about the Sansa a little further away from my “dipping women” comment.
Not to mention ditto’s link to THE picture of the day.
Please tell me that was his shirt tucked down low.
To be exact: caughtupwithallthepodcastsonmyrssfeeds!
So any suggestions for new podcasts to listen to would be appreciated…
Van – What kind of podcasts are you looking for music, story, what…
look on the side bar of my site. Most of those are still going.
Oh music and stories WNDR, I’ll have a look at your site later, thanks.
Some suggestions:
Six String Bliss
http://www.sixstringbliss.com
Bands Under the Radar
http://bandsundertheradar.com/
Coverville
http://www.coverville.com
Metal Injection Radio
http://www.metalinjection.net/category/podcasts
Fanboy Radio
http://fanboyradio.libsyn.com/
Oh I forgot two link minimum.
Six String Bliss
http://www.sixstringbliss.com
Bands Under the Radar
http://bandsundertheradar.com/
and
Coverville
http://www.coverville.com
Metal Injection Radio
http://www.metalinjection.net/category/podcasts
and
Fanboy Radio
http://fanboyradio.libsyn.com/
Van & Rhettro: Have you tried streaming radio?
Wow, that Scalzi felllow is a major league idiot.
ditto:
I’m not allow to stream at work. :(
That was more for Van. You should be able to do it through the iPhone, however, I’m not sure if it would be worth it over the data service.
Quiet night in the bar.
Well – I just gotta say thanks to all y’all for #100.
Wow. More gushing to come.
Well, Deadpan is the way, Jack.
Totally!
Just finished watching Nova’s “Car of the Future” episode with the guys from “Car Talk”. Pretty good show overall. I didn’t see anything on the compressed air technology, but I didn’t expect to either.
http://www.pbs.org/wgbh/nova/car/
Because you people wanted it Episode #31 of Wander Radio has posted.
ditto – some good technology there. The stuff on just how inefficient our cars really are is amazing/horrifying/inexcusable.
Wndr – undoubtedly some good technology there as well. :)
JOe: I know what you mean. Combustion engines will never be very efficient sources of power. It’s impossible. This page will give you an idea, just ignore the formulas:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Thermodynamic_efficiency
So, if we really want efficient transportation, we have to come up with something other than a combustion engine. It’s worked fine until now, but we are capable of making something better.
“Its worked fine until now, but we are capable of making something better.”
I think that’s what vexes me so. The US has this long history of embracing “problems” as an opportunity to flex our creative genius and (truth be said) turn the solution into a profitable capitalist venture.
Something has happened in the last few decades though. Now, instead of stoically facing problems head on, we strap on the blinders, cover our ears and shout loudly “Lalalala I can’t hear you lalalalala there is no problem lalalala STAY THE COURSE!”
We are capable of making something better (re: transportation) … but will we ever do so again?
Sometimes it isn’t that simple. Often there are a lot of new materials and technology that need to be invented, perfected, and productized before such revolutions can take place. Of course, the resistance to change hasn’t helped matters any.
Well got unlimited data on 3G and Wifi, didn’t know you could stream radio to the iPhone.
Also thanks to Rhettro for the links to peruse.
No problem.