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August 7th, 2008 at 3:26 am
Jack interviewing Tee Moris and Pip Ballantine, (I’m guessing since I haven’t listened to it yet.) this should be very good.
August 7th, 2008 at 3:32 am
Oh crap. . . . . . . the audio at the end is on Chipmunk speed.
ehhhh fuck it.
Off to catch some Zzzz’s. I guess that would be a Deadnap?
Thanks LostRalph. It was a fun conversation. I hope you enjoy listening.
August 7th, 2008 at 3:41 am
Three! It’s a magic number!
August 7th, 2008 at 3:43 am
Four green bottles standing on the wall…
August 7th, 2008 at 4:27 am
Didn’t notice any chipmunks at the end of the episode when I streamed the mp3.
Rick rolled …. Aaarrggghh!
August 7th, 2008 at 4:33 am
Morning, Deadpan!
Six, six, six!
August 7th, 2008 at 5:11 am
Cool. I’m looking forward to listening to this one.
August 7th, 2008 at 5:48 am
Awesome photos on previous show comments, Hottie.
Morning, ditto.
August 7th, 2008 at 6:17 am
Tee and Pip, attached at the hip. They really make me flip.
DamnI can’t wait until Dragon Con.
August 7th, 2008 at 6:22 am
This interview gives an entirely new meaning to the phrase “Care Bear Stare!”
August 7th, 2008 at 6:28 am
This is no longer a podcast. It’s now a niet cast?
August 7th, 2008 at 6:37 am
Great pics, Andrea!
August 7th, 2008 at 7:03 am
Yawn. Morning. I agree, great shots Andrea. Wow, rick-rolled on Deadpan. =P LOL
August 7th, 2008 at 7:33 am
Never going to give it up?
August 7th, 2008 at 7:45 am
Or let it down?
August 7th, 2008 at 7:55 am
CP: The Big Sky — Kate Bush
August 7th, 2008 at 8:09 am
CP: Showbiz Blues - Fleetwood Mac
August 7th, 2008 at 8:48 am
was nietcast a typo? or intentional, PC?
August 7th, 2008 at 9:06 am
The Deadpan thank you - was umm touching…
August 7th, 2008 at 9:43 am
Yeah, touching like a pedophile dirty clown in a dark alley is “touching.”
Okay, maybe not that bad, but close. LOL
August 7th, 2008 at 9:48 am
I just realized how I have missed the interview “Gong”
August 7th, 2008 at 10:00 am
“I question your innocence.”
August 7th, 2008 at 10:02 am
Whoosh!
August 7th, 2008 at 10:05 am
So that’s where it went… you took my innocence for questioning…
Did you get any answers? Like where the hell have you been?
August 7th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Answers? No. Just questions. Many, many questions.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:12 am
Could god lift an unmovable object?
August 7th, 2008 at 10:16 am
Unmovable. . . like the mostly-deaf old lady writing a check in front of you at the supermarket?
August 7th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Nonsensical questions are always fun.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:24 am
Pardon?
August 7th, 2008 at 10:29 am
One fine day in the middle of the night
Two dead men got upto fight
Back to back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
A paralysed donkey passing by
Kicked a blind man in the eye
Knocked them through a rubber wall
Into a dry ditch and drowned them all
That is how bad my memory is getting….
August 7th, 2008 at 10:47 am
Who will Tee have to blow this time?
August 7th, 2008 at 10:48 am
One of the care bears…
August 7th, 2008 at 10:54 am
I’m guessing Love-A-Lot Bear.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:04 am
Is it too soon to cry “Bear taint!”
August 7th, 2008 at 11:08 am
I almost miss making fun of Tee Morris.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:12 am
Well he appears to have a thick skin.
But you never know, he could at this very moment, be arranging a ‘hit’ on DubShack…
August 7th, 2008 at 11:14 am
Probably by a dwarf.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:16 am
Van - Dubshack doesn’t have anything to worry about…
Billi couldn’t take out Sigler or Hutchins in 3 promos…
Plus we are still 6 months away from Valentines Day.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:16 am
Oh dear I appear to be a sizeist.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:19 am
Van - I don’t care what your wife says Size does matter.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:45 am
You can’t argue with the gospel of Mrs Rhettro…it’s the law!
August 7th, 2008 at 11:53 am
Cucumbers are darned useful.
August 7th, 2008 at 11:59 am
I wish I was a lesbian - Loudon Wainwright III
I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn’t have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis’mo!
I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero!
I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn’t straight.
I’d sleep with women only. Man, it would be great.
I’d throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn’t want to mate.
I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn’t straight!
I wish I were a lesbian, I’d like to be a dyke.
I’d sleep with k.d. lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike!
I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.
I wish I was a lesbian, I’d like to be a dyke!
I wish I was a lesbian, that’s why this song is sung.
It shouldn’t really matter how somebody is hung.
Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!
I wish I was a lesbian, that’s why this song is sung!
I DARE Casey Kasem to play this!
I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
I wouldn’t have to deal with men and all their come and go,
And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis’mo
(I hate that machis’mo!)
I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero
August 7th, 2008 at 12:00 pm
I will now go and hide from Essbee.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:03 pm
CP: Dead Skunk - Loudon Wainwright III
August 7th, 2008 at 12:16 pm
CP: Right Said Fred - Bernard Cribbins (Yes the Grandad from the latest Season of Dr Who)
Oh and he was in one of the Dr Who movies, the ones with Peter Cushing as the Doctor.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:22 pm
The wonders of Last FM (or horrors depending on your point of view):
CP: Wandering Star - Lee Marvin
August 7th, 2008 at 12:24 pm
So th story goes that LM couldn’t keep in tune with the backing singers. So the backing singers went for a break, LM did his bits and left, then the singers were brought back to to keep in tune with the recording.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
+e
August 7th, 2008 at 12:26 pm
CP: Monster Mash - Bobby “Boris” Pickett
August 7th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
Welcome to no taste night
August 7th, 2008 at 12:30 pm
CP: Banana Boat (Day-O) - Stan Freberg
August 7th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
Van, first laugh I’ve had all day!
One question, though: kd lang? Really? Mel Gibson? Good Lord.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:57 pm
It’s an old song EssBee.
August 7th, 2008 at 12:59 pm
CP: Fat Bottomed Girls — Queen
August 7th, 2008 at 1:01 pm
Yes, ditto?
I know it’s old, Van, but we could come up with a hotter boy and girl! Let’s rewrite the song, shall we?
I’m staying quiet today because I lost a friend today.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
What happened EssBee?
August 7th, 2008 at 1:06 pm
One of my dearest friend’s husband died yesterday. He was young - 43 or so - and it was not expected.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
I’m sorry to hear that EssBee.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:07 pm
You do realise the “I wish I was a lesbian” song is sung by a man. LOL They used to play all the time on 98.9 the Rock in Kansas City.
I’d sleep with Morgan Fox, Greg Dulli take a hike?
August 7th, 2008 at 1:08 pm
Crap, sorry for the loss EssBee.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:10 pm
Sad news EssBee.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:12 pm
Thanks, you guys are sweet.
And, hell, I might sleep with Greg Dulli.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
*swoooooooooooooooooon*
August 7th, 2008 at 1:13 pm
Megan Fox?
August 7th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
There’s having a tan and looking overcooked.
In Transformers she looked overcooked.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
In honour of the rather crap Mummy 3:
I’d sleep with Michelle Yeoh, Jet Li take a hike.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:17 pm
Megan Morgan… As least I didn’t say Samantha.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Well done is still well done.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:19 pm
She just wants to be touched, Rhettro. Not that I would.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
God, my brain hurts today. Figuring out poorly documented algorithms is a painful exercise.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:20 pm
Or for Crouching Tiger fans:
I’d go with Michelle Yeoh but I’d be thinking of Zhang Ziyi
cough
August 7th, 2008 at 1:21 pm
As a married man of 20 years, my lawyer has asked me to add the word “hypothetically” to the above comment.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Grace Park?
August 7th, 2008 at 1:22 pm
Samantha Fox:
http://tinyurl.com/yd7ks3
August 7th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
There is an argument that the best chop socky actresses are trained dancers and not trained in martial arts.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:28 pm
Grace Park is smoking hawt.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:30 pm
EssBee - that is awful news.
My sympathies to you and your friend.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
And ok, sorry to bust up the conversation flow. . . . . .
Zhang Ziyi is ridiculously attractive.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Yep, she is.
August 7th, 2008 at 1:37 pm
Z Ziyi has the right stuff but.
link is somewhat not safe for work.
http://www.talkingdesktop.com/Grace%20Park.jpg
OMG!
August 7th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
*drooooools*
August 7th, 2008 at 1:44 pm
Did I mention she’s smoking hawt?
August 7th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
A bit too much eye liner!
August 7th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
She’s wearing eyeliner?
August 7th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
Of course there is the old saying that you don’t look at the mantelpiece when you are poking the fire.
cough
August 7th, 2008 at 1:51 pm
We’ll give her a pass this time. *snort*
August 7th, 2008 at 1:52 pm
Well I’m not an expert, but a bit too much make up above the eye.
Heh it’s the Naive Care Bear…
August 7th, 2008 at 1:55 pm
LOL
August 7th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Jack Mangan - also ridiculously attractive! (AND I understand, he stays crunchy in milk)
August 7th, 2008 at 2:01 pm
BTW: I did a yahoo picture search for Samantha Fox and it quickly turned into a game of “Just TRY to find a shot of her with clothes on!”
Did she spend like most of the 90’s nekked?
August 7th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
I’m not going there.
August 7th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
She was a `page 3′ girl jj.
August 7th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
This is rapidly turning into the league of mackintosh wearers
August 7th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
We got hit in the face with an apple pie?
August 7th, 2008 at 2:12 pm
Think of waterproof coats and sleaze.
August 7th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
Right, work tomorrow, so I’ll be in my bunk!
August 7th, 2008 at 2:33 pm
apple ???
you mean cherry!!!
August 7th, 2008 at 3:04 pm
I wish!
August 7th, 2008 at 3:05 pm
cherry - 3
pie - 14
stop - 14
must - 8
not - 54
kill - 65
end - 112
August 7th, 2008 at 3:20 pm
(if that god-awful Warrant song gets stuck in my head. . . . . )
August 7th, 2008 at 3:31 pm
tastes so good, put’s a tear in my eye.
August 7th, 2008 at 3:32 pm
To erase that, some even more atrocious:
“Baby, don’t treat me bad
Well, this could be the best thing that you’ll ever have
Baby, don’t treat me bad
(Well) you can do anything, but baby, don’t treat me bad
Oh, don’t treat me bad”
August 7th, 2008 at 3:37 pm
eighteen and life to go hoooooo OHHHHhhhhoooo Hoooooo hoooo yeahaaa yaaaahhhh. BFP
August 7th, 2008 at 3:39 pm
Jamey’s got a gun.
August 7th, 2008 at 4:00 pm
Attention Science Geeks (or just those looking for an excuse to get someone else out late under the night sky!(
++++++++++++++++
Mark your calendar: The 2008 Perseid meteor shower peaks on August 12th and it should be a good show.
“The time to look is during the dark hours before dawn on Tuesday, August 12th,” says Bill Cooke of NASA’s Meteoroid Environment Office at the Marshall Space Flight Center. “There should be plenty of meteors–perhaps one or two every minute.”
August 7th, 2008 at 4:29 pm
Cool! That worked for me last year.
August 7th, 2008 at 6:42 pm
CP: Handlebars — Flobots
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuK2A1ZqoWs
August 7th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
did someone say they were sleeping with Greg Dulli?
I am sorry for your loss Ess Bee. 43 is much much much too young.
thanks for checking out the photos guys
I’m going to be out for a while methinks. You guys take care. Play nice.
l8r
August 7th, 2008 at 7:05 pm
ditto - that has a very “Cake” feel to it.
Hiya ASH
August 7th, 2008 at 8:16 pm
Have you guys seen “The Questors from Effpiem” on Amy Bowen’s site?
http://amybowen.wordpress.com/2008/07/31/the-questors-from-effpiem-episode-1-the-dead-pan/
She’s a great Ambassador.
Smarty Hotties: it’s all good.
August 7th, 2008 at 10:14 pm
Morning Pan, Olympics starts today.
Although I’ve seen the occasional meteor, never seen a shower (a comination of shift work an bad weather), will try again this year as I’m lates next week.
Interactive skymap at:
http://www.fourmilab.ch/yoursky/
So you know where to look.
August 8th, 2008 at 4:55 am
Hmm, won’t buffer or download. I am sentenced to be…Panless!
*insert melodramatic wailing here*
August 8th, 2008 at 4:58 am
EssBee, sorry to hear for your loss. If I could send a nice Care Bear your way, it’d be one that gave you nice hugs, and maybe brought you some nice thoughts.
August 8th, 2008 at 5:02 am
Jack, I’m thinking that the chipmunk-ishness is not from your audio, but more from Pip’s being a total spaz.
2 more hours ’till 888
August 8th, 2008 at 5:59 am
Good morning, Deadpan!
Thanks for the nice thoughts, everyone.
CP: Fear of the Dark - Iron Maiden
August 8th, 2008 at 6:21 am
Had my first twinky today.
In the continuum of US exports it’s not in the same league as pepsi.
My coat feels like it’s coated in gunk…
August 8th, 2008 at 6:23 am
-coat +Tongue
August 8th, 2008 at 6:44 am
It is, Van.
August 8th, 2008 at 6:57 am
I’m really not liking the world right now. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.
August 8th, 2008 at 6:58 am
What’s the matter, ditto?
CE: conference call #1
August 8th, 2008 at 7:04 am
EssBee please include my sympathies in with the group. I know how difficult it can be to lose a loved one…
August 8th, 2008 at 7:14 am
EssBee: the most important thing you can manage in being alive is having someone miss you when you’re gone. Doesn’t make it suck less though.
*hugs*
August 8th, 2008 at 7:22 am
CP: Carol of the Old Ones
August 8th, 2008 at 7:58 am
CP : Digging for Humanity’s Origins - Louise Leakey presents at TED, 2008
August 8th, 2008 at 7:59 am
CP: “Bangs” - They Might BE Giants
August 8th, 2008 at 8:00 am
New issue of F&SF in Borders/must/buy..
August 8th, 2008 at 8:01 am
CP: Now I’m Gone — Juliana Hatfield
http://www.spin.com/articles/juliana-hatfield
August 8th, 2008 at 8:28 am
Van, F&SF?
CP: Top — Live
August 8th, 2008 at 8:34 am
I’m guessing: http://www.sfsite.com/fsf/
But I’m unsure.
August 8th, 2008 at 8:51 am
Ooooooh! Thanks, Rhettro.
CP: #1 Hit Jam — The Brian Jonestown Massacre
August 8th, 2008 at 9:27 am
“Fear of the Dark” was the newest song Iron Maiden played at their Phoenix show. /tweet.
I take it you’re not making the trip for NME2008, Brad?
Marlo - I just clicked the player. It worked for me.
Van, is there something special about the new F&SF? Is it related to your twinkie discovery?
August 8th, 2008 at 9:38 am
CP: “Mr. Horrible” - They Might BE Giants
(I have a LOT of TMBG in my Library)
August 8th, 2008 at 9:42 am
CP: “The Riches” - Janes Addiction
August 8th, 2008 at 9:45 am
CP: Sex And Dying In High Society - X
(I have a little bit of TMBG in mine)
August 8th, 2008 at 9:59 am
CP: Next To You — The Police
August 8th, 2008 at 10:05 am
I have no TMBG in my library, no TMNT either.
But there is Iron Maiden! *glee*
August 8th, 2008 at 10:10 am
Too Much Blue Gum?
Transvestites Marry Bad Ghouls?
Transcendentally Macabre Battlestar Geeks?
Trite Machiavellian Bloated Gods?
August 8th, 2008 at 10:19 am
Jack, after six hours of trying, *now* it finally worked. Sheesh.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:21 am
I guess you just had to prove your persistence.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:24 am
You know, ditto, a lesser friend would just call me a pest.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:29 am
EVERYONE needs at least a little TMBG in their library!
Rhettro - get right on that … STAT!
Maybe Jack just wasn’t in the mood. Wait, what were we talking about again?
August 8th, 2008 at 10:32 am
Boring story Jack:
Relative just came back from a holiday in the USA, the twinkies were allowed through customs.
F&SF is a magazine I enjoy reading.
Altogether now:
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
August 8th, 2008 at 10:37 am
So I need a little Giants in my library? Hmmm… that doesn’t sound right. LOL
If I purchase some Giants, would I get a medal for being the nicest of the damned?
August 8th, 2008 at 10:38 am
Correction, I actually do have some TMNT in my library, my video library.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:45 am
TMBG - 13
August 8th, 2008 at 10:47 am
Rhettro - At the very least we would quit moving your arm chair. We might even give you a shoehorn with teeth.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:51 am
A shoehorn with teeth? You know there’s no such thing.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:52 am
Lunchtime approaches, where’s the nearest Denny’s?
August 8th, 2008 at 10:55 am
Looks like there’s one close to 20th & Cactus, ironically close to Mike’s house.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:56 am
Rhettro, I’ve never seen a Denny’s, so you may rule out anywhere I’ve been.
August 8th, 2008 at 10:58 am
You travel well Marlo.
August 8th, 2008 at 11:02 am
Is Denny’s that bad?
August 8th, 2008 at 11:26 am
No, it’s not that bad. LOL
August 8th, 2008 at 11:29 am
I had a distant relative named Denny. He never made me breakfast.
Rhettro - Re:Shoehorn With Teeth. True. but people shouldn’t get beat up for stating their belief.
August 8th, 2008 at 11:30 am
in my last post make “had” = “have”
I don’t want to write him off prematurely.
August 8th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
Oh crap.
I hope i don’t sound like an idiot:
http://www.requiemoftheoutcast.com/parsec/2008/07/01/season-2-leann-mabry-and-jack-mangan/
August 8th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
CP: Don’t Kill - Hamell On Trial
JOe - do you know Hamell on Trial? I think you’d totally dig him.
August 8th, 2008 at 12:25 pm
New Evil, Inc. verb: surfacing, as in: Thank you for surfacing this issue.
CP: Forever For Her - The White Stripes
August 8th, 2008 at 12:28 pm
FYI - Current Pitcher’s Pendant #48 overall Digital Magic #56
August 8th, 2008 at 12:31 pm
Sorry Digital Magic #59
http://www.amazon.com/gp/bestsellers/books/ref=pd_ts_pg_3?ie=UTF8&pg=3
August 8th, 2008 at 12:48 pm
CP: Cry Cry Cry — Steve Miller Band
Can’t wait to download the file at home, Jack!
August 8th, 2008 at 12:53 pm
Those are ranking on Amazon charts for the respective books for Tee and Pip.
August 8th, 2008 at 12:56 pm
I developed an affection for Denny’s when I was 20, traveling the US with my girlfriend. You could get a metric tonne of food on your plate for $1.99.
Go Tee & Pip!
CP: Green River - John Fogerty
August 8th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
CP: Girl — Tori Amos
August 8th, 2008 at 1:32 pm
Pip-Tee Pip-Tee Longstocking, what a funny, funny name.
August 8th, 2008 at 1:33 pm
Just found out I won a game for the PS3 on a podcast competition, todays bit of luck.
August 8th, 2008 at 1:39 pm
I wonder what the slash fiction would be like with a name like that…
August 8th, 2008 at 1:43 pm
PS3: Cool, what game did you win?
Slash: Whenever I hear of “slash” fiction I immediately think of the former GnR guitarist.
August 8th, 2008 at 1:49 pm
ditto, Rhettro. As in. . . “same here”. . . not our friend in KC
Slash never makes me think of him, as swoooooony as he is.
Congrats Van!
August 8th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Ferrari Challenge a racing game.
August 8th, 2008 at 1:59 pm
Any of you U.S. guys gonna watch Primeval on BBC America tomorrow?
CP: Male Model - Sleater-Kinney
August 8th, 2008 at 2:00 pm
Well I think it’s going to be foreign movie night on Saturday.
Trying to decide between Spider Lillies:
http://tinyurl.com/59affg
August 8th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
or
Elite Squad:
http://tinyurl.com/5jlg45
August 8th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
Love story or violent police thriller…Hmmmm!
August 8th, 2008 at 2:04 pm
I vote, in a move that will shock you all, for Spider Lillies, Van.
August 8th, 2008 at 2:05 pm
Oh and couldn’t get into Primeval when it was first shown on ITV…could have been down to the giant spider episode though..
August 8th, 2008 at 2:06 pm
You ever see City of God? That’s a brilliant, scarring movie.
August 8th, 2008 at 2:07 pm
I’m deeply shocked EssBee..lol
August 8th, 2008 at 2:10 pm
gmail chat just flaked on me…. /tweet
CP: nothing
August 8th, 2008 at 2:11 pm
I was going to say that I fear I would be the only bloke there for the Spider Lillies showing until I thought it through.
cough
August 8th, 2008 at 2:13 pm
Uh. cough
CP: Bone China — Mother Love Bone
August 8th, 2008 at 2:16 pm
I believe my wife, son and I are going to see Hell Boy 2 tonight. I may try and tape the opening Olympic ceremonies.
August 8th, 2008 at 2:17 pm
I used to get BBC America as part of my basic cable offering. But here in Phoenix you have to buy with a big channel package, so I don’t have it.
August 8th, 2008 at 2:22 pm
Ooh, Olympics! Hawaiian soccer player with tattoos. OMG.
*swooooon*
August 8th, 2008 at 2:39 pm
Hopefully she won’t be singing “When I’m Cleaning Windows”
Obscure reference to the fact she plays the ukulele..
August 8th, 2008 at 2:44 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfmAeijj5cM
August 8th, 2008 at 2:48 pm
She can even sing that as far as I’m concerned.
CP: Nothing. Why? Because I’m going home.
Yay.
August 8th, 2008 at 5:34 pm
Yep.
Olympics will fill my viewing time for the next few days/weeks.
I’m an Olympics Geek.
now back to the opening ceremonies.
August 8th, 2008 at 5:40 pm
Back to production for me.
August 8th, 2008 at 5:52 pm
Me too, JOe. OG.
Plus, tattooed Hawaiian soccer player.
August 8th, 2008 at 8:24 pm
Very cool opening ceremonies!
August 8th, 2008 at 8:48 pm
China knows how to put on a show!
As one viewer in the room commented … if it were the US putting it on it would be all about technology and gadgets. With China it was all about art and humans interacting. Of course they also pointed out that if there is one thing China has in cheap and abundant supply it is human beings.
IMHO: The archer lighting the torch in the last Olympics was a much more dramatic ignition sequence.
All in all I’d give the whole thing a 10! (I give NBC’s coverage a 5)
Hey EssBee - I have some pineapple juice and an etch-a-sketch … does that count?
August 8th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
Sounds painful..the pineapple juice and etchasketch that is and not the opening ceremony.
August 9th, 2008 at 1:32 am
So I’m in a coffee shop watching the tumbleweeds roll on by…
August 9th, 2008 at 4:04 am
Hey, JOe, YES! *swooooon*
Hey Van!
Our Olympic coverage was interrupted by flash floods that knocked out and interrupted the NBC signal throughout the evening. Damn it! We still really enjoyed what we were able to see.
Today, cleaning the house!
August 9th, 2008 at 4:11 am
I think everyone should just drop everything and come to NME2008.
Rumor has it some podcast called Buffy Between the Lines has some members of its cast performing live on Saturday. Wonder who that bunch of hacks is…
August 9th, 2008 at 4:15 am
Let’s see how much TMBG in my library.
329 songs
That’s a little TMBG in my library.
August 9th, 2008 at 4:29 am
329 songs! That’s a tiny bit. I’d love to head to NME2008. Be right there . . .
CP: Lord of Chaos - Robert Jordan
August 9th, 2008 at 5:34 am
That IS a lot of TMBG! Not too much though. You can never have too much.
My count only stands at 195 although I did cull out some repeat versions of songs.
I’m waiting for “Buffy between the sheets” (is it too early for that sort of talk?)
Let the games begin!
August 9th, 2008 at 6:10 am
So I’m off to see Spider Lillies.
I’ve warned my inner voyeur to behave himself.
August 9th, 2008 at 6:15 am
BBtS?? JOe, I’ll pick you up on my way.
August 9th, 2008 at 6:15 am
Good luck, Van. Can’t wait for the review.
August 9th, 2008 at 6:20 am
Most of my tracks are in WMAs and Ogg Vorbis so won’t be getting played on the iPhone (converting to AAC from low quality sources is not a good idea)
August 9th, 2008 at 6:24 am
Hmm, well, Pavlich wanted to get into Buffy’s pants during the last Sofadogs we did…
August 9th, 2008 at 6:26 am
Oops, okay 327 songs. Had to account for both versions of “Ant” and both versions of “Spy.”
August 9th, 2008 at 6:45 am
Turns out … if you can record 8 hours a night of un”produced” Olympic coverage … man am I gonna be useless for the next 2 weeks.
Watching fencing this morning.
August 9th, 2008 at 12:17 pm
*sigh*
spent the day trying to get my yard mowed and trimmed.
Fuel line broke on the gas powered trimer … lawn mower won’t start.
just a Job
August 9th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
Well no review as such, but I enjoyed Spider Lillies.
The plot is a bit implausible in places, but the acting is good, worth checking out in my view.
August 9th, 2008 at 1:04 pm
Bummer, JOe!
Sounds good ’nuff, Van.
Watching beach volleyball, sittin’ in front of the fan. Need to go mow the back yard, but don’t wanna!
August 9th, 2008 at 3:42 pm
Ok to catch up:
Jack: Another good show, your interviews always stand out.
EssBee: Sorry to hear about your friend.
And even though I’m way late, congrats on over a 100 episodes Jack. Also kudos to all the deadpanites who put the 100th episode together, it was a joy to listen to.
August 9th, 2008 at 11:57 pm
So Dubshack was diagnosed with Fibromyalgia on Friday.
Which, looking on the positive side… It’s kind of like saying “Hey, at least I’m not going to die. Sure my whole life has sucked and will continue sucking for the rest of my life. But at least it won’t get any worse than it all ready is.”
I dunno, does that sound comforting to anyone? I’m kind of on the fence on that one. I mean not dying is certainly good. Overstimulation to pain… I guess thats not any worse than wearing a “George Bush is my President” t-shirt all the time.
Yeah I dunno. It’s late enough to be thinking about the “smoking weed” treatment. Since the insurance won’t cover the FDA approved one, MJ appears to be the cheapest solution.
August 10th, 2008 at 4:12 am
Dub, start taking Una de Gato (Cat’s Claw). It’s an amazing herb. I get it from organicpharmacy.org pretty cheap. FM is a bitch, sorry to hear this! Nothing wrong with MJ either, but try the Una de Gato also.
Good Sunday Morning, Deadpan!
August 10th, 2008 at 4:14 am
Here’s some info on the herb:
http://tinyurl.com/6aleqp
I would recommend it to anyone who has any joint or connective tissue pain.
August 10th, 2008 at 9:46 am
Greetings, Pan. Ed has once again returned to Texas. While the trip was great, it’s good to be home.
Trying to get caught up with the world again. Essbee, I echo everyone’s sentiments on your loss. The pain of loss is the risk we run for forming attachments. The alternative is to become a hermit and I don’t think that we humans are really intended to be so solitary.
August 10th, 2008 at 9:48 am
And now I find myself in a TSH situation - I’m actually not current with Deadpan! I’ll probably get to fix that on my drive to work tomorrow. How did Tee and Pip do, anyway?
August 10th, 2008 at 9:50 am
Thanks EssBee, it’s cheap enough it might be worth trying. But I have a pretty good feeling it won’t work. There actually is no inflamation in Fibromyalgia, which is why aleve has never really worked unless I overdosed on it. (which I had to do yesterday, 1100mg of naproxen and 1025mg of percogesic (which is 1000mg acetaminophen and 25mg diphenhydramine), just enough to knock me out long enough for my muscles to relax… Used to be a single percogesic could do that) They don’t really know what causes Fibromyalgia but think its a combination of genetics (my mother was diagnosed 19 years ago with CFS and after this might be going back to the doctor for a re-evaluation, as well as my grandmother who’s had similar symptoms) stress (which is why I never really thought to go to the doctor about it, I assumed physical pain was a side effect of me handling stress poorly) and an excessive amount of pain related neurotransmitters in the spinal fluid. My doctor described it as the central nervous system reporting to the brain that you’ve had some experience with something and the brain reports back that your reaction should be one of extreme pain, mostly everywhere. It’s bizzare when you think about it but all the wierd things attached to it as symptoms that I’ve all ready been treated for… IBS, restless leg syndrome, a mild allergy that causes widespread pain when I come in contact with it, having all the symptoms of hypoglycemia while testing negative for diabetes… Like I said I’m certain I’ve had this all my life, I’d get this intense pain in my legs and everyone just said it was growing pains. And I’d get it all the time but I was always stressed out I just thought this was the natural reaction… pain all over, feeling to wiped out to do anything… What clued me in that something might be wrong was working on a project that was fairly stressfull for a month straight, and during a pause in the project wondering why the hell I felt like I was physically in pain all over when all I’d done was sit in a chair for a month. That and over the past year I’ve had this developing rash on me feet that isn’t painful, but we’ve finally identified as Raynaud’s phenomenon. It’s just the most bizzare thing, but I was sitting there and I got on google and typed in “hurts all over” and it immediately came up with page after page on Fibromyalgia. I called my doctor about it, he did the physical test on me and the positive result on that in concert with the treatment of all those other symptoms over the last three years he concluded it was definately fibromyalgia.
But your suggestion looks inexpensive enough I don’t see a reason not to try it, but as anti-inflamatories go… Like I said, they don’t really work on me unless I take so much I literally pass out.
August 10th, 2008 at 12:19 pm
You need to be careful taking herbal supplements when you are medications.
Taking garlic capsules when on aspirin (for blood thinning) can cause problems.
August 10th, 2008 at 12:20 pm
+on
+for example
August 10th, 2008 at 12:42 pm
… also if you’re a vampire.
Welcome back Ed!
August 10th, 2008 at 1:18 pm
Mike Mennenga and I were just talking about you yesterday, Dub (basically, each of us asking if the other had heard from you). Fibromyalgia? Well, whatever solution you pursue, I hope it gets you some positive results.
“The pain of loss is the risk we run for forming attachments. The alternative is to become a hermit and I don’t think that we humans are really intended to be so solitary.” - Excellent words, Ed. Welcome back! I hope the vacation was great for everyone. IMHO, I think Tee and Pip were hilarious.
August 10th, 2008 at 2:57 pm
To paraphrase Terry Pratchett, constant pain can burn through the will of all but the most devout of faith.
August 10th, 2008 at 3:28 pm
Retro game for tonight is Star Wars arcade conversion for the Amiga:
http://tinyurl.com/6z7kro
Not a bad tune on the Amiga..even if it sounds like someone is playing the Star Wars theme on a kazoo..
August 10th, 2008 at 4:17 pm
Welcome back, Ed! We missed you!
August 10th, 2008 at 4:38 pm
CP: Romeo and Juliet a cover performed by Coles Whalen.
August 10th, 2008 at 4:46 pm
Isaac Hayes has died:
http://tinyurl.com/5csohg
August 10th, 2008 at 5:12 pm
Dub: That sucks. My mom has FM. It’s a nasty thing.
On a different note, I spent the past 2-3 hours trying to configure my new printer. But it finally bowed to my will!
August 10th, 2008 at 6:20 pm
Well Mike didn’t really respond to my last email to him so I assumed him and I weren’t speaking. Brian had made a comment about looking for a replacement podcaster for FPR and I can never tell if that guy is joking or serious. I thought it best to drop out of the FPM community not just for my own sake (felt like a rediculous amount of energy was going into podcasting and screwing my writing… turns out I have energy for neither, not because I’m a shithead screw up but I actually have something medically wrong with me) and because there is a girl there that causes damage to my marriage every time her name is brought up.
At any rate… Searches for treatment are not in any way promising. Apparently the FDA recently released an alert that 11 medications, including both medications I would consider for treatment have been proven to double suicidal thoughts.
So I guess you could say I’ve fallen out of the deadpan and into the fire…
August 10th, 2008 at 6:58 pm
FPM presents, “Cooking with Dubshack”. No really … were using him to cook with.
I joke because it’s what I do. I hope you chase down relief Dubshack !
August 10th, 2008 at 9:02 pm
The wife says I taste better with salt around the rim.
August 10th, 2008 at 11:37 pm
Does she have a bite out of a lime first?
August 11th, 2008 at 2:30 am
August 11th, 2008 at 3:36 am
Nicely put, Ed.

August 11th, 2008 at 3:43 am
Good Morning Pan.
Remember, late TONIGHT is supposed to be the peak viewing for the Persieds Meteor shower.
CPIMM: “Harder to Breath” - Maroon 5
August 11th, 2008 at 4:16 am
Not looking good on the clear skies front.
August 11th, 2008 at 4:54 am
Good morning Deadpan…
Another week in Hell.
Be back later.
August 11th, 2008 at 5:54 am
What Ed said.
August 11th, 2008 at 6:00 am
Morning, Deadpan.
August 11th, 2008 at 6:21 am
Attention Firefox users.
HELP
Why can I no longer access any sites that have log-ons?
I can access the Deadpan so I know I can connect.
I also know that I can access those sites from my network, using my workstation.
I just suddenly can’t get to those sites from my laptop. Any ideas what may have changed?
BTW: the problem message says “The server is taking to long to respond.”
August 11th, 2008 at 6:36 am
You haven’t installed any new plugins jj?
I used to get those errors when using Tor and the websites I visited were taking to long to respond.
Could be a problem with the DNS your BB uses, you could try using OpenDNS (do a google) and see if that helps.
You could install Opera browser and see if that has the same problem.
August 11th, 2008 at 6:56 am
JOe: Do you get the same behavior in IE?
August 11th, 2008 at 7:03 am
I haven’t had those issues with Firefox. You might want to install Pocket Fire Fox on a thumb drive and run it to see if you get the same errors.
August 11th, 2008 at 7:05 am
frustration.
Van - I haven’t knowingly updated any plugins. I have also attempted to use OpenDNS but I can’t get it to work. That is, I have entered the DNS address in both my network preferences and in my Router’s preferences but when I go to the “test” site it tells me I am not using Open DNS.
I HAVE restarted my computer after doing that BTW and I can see the new address in the DNS fields.
I have tried Netscape and it can’t get to the sites either.
One of the sites I can’t get to is the HTTPS site for Optionsexpress.com
I can get to their http site but when I try to log on and it switches to https … I time out.
August 11th, 2008 at 7:07 am
In fact … http://www.opendns.com/start/ times out as well.
August 11th, 2008 at 7:09 am
I did a few fun things this weekend.
Hellboy 2: A big budget movie with lots of imaginative visuals, unfortunately the movie played like a parody of itself. Not to say that the original Hellboy didn’t have it’s light hearted side, but it was done in excess here. I believe Indy 4 suffered from the same fate. Overall, not a bad movie, but it didn’t live up to the first one.
Star Wars Minis: I finally got around to explaining the basics of Star Wars Minis to my son and we played a couple of battles. Lots of fun. I expect we’ll be playing more in the future.
August 11th, 2008 at 7:10 am
JOe: The only time I tend to get those problems is if I haven’t rebooted my router & cable modem for a while.
August 11th, 2008 at 7:16 am
Well, I rebooted my router after trying to feed it the new DNS address but not the modem.
I’m going to try that now. Let’s hope it doesn’t make me loose Deadpan connectivity.
August 11th, 2008 at 7:18 am
HTTPS is like a security protocol right?
I’d take ditto’s advice and rebooth the cable modem and any router’s you have plugged in, then review the security settings of your router’s firewall and perhaps any software firewalls you may be running.
August 11th, 2008 at 7:27 am
HTTPS is secure HTTP. There is an encryption handshake at the start of the session.
August 11th, 2008 at 7:28 am
meh
rebooting didn’t do it.
I know it’s not a router issue because I have 2 computers using that router and one connects to these HTTPS sites just fine. The other (this lap top) connected just fine last Friday but is having problems today.
August 11th, 2008 at 7:33 am
Interesting. Who uses the laptop? It’s possible you’ve got spyware on it.
Try Spybot Search & Destroy.
August 11th, 2008 at 7:47 am
Thanks ditto. I looked but SSD doesn’t have a Mac version.
Something makes me think that some setting or cache might be “stuck”.
I’ve tried rebooting and clearing out FireFox settings but this problem occures in Netscape as well so I’m thinking maybe this is a system level “hiccup”.
August 11th, 2008 at 7:56 am
CP: “I don’t like Mondays” - Boomtown Rats
How’s that for karma
August 11th, 2008 at 8:01 am
jaj - Was your computer out to late last night ? Maybe it is hung over?
August 11th, 2008 at 8:02 am
Not sure if this applies to you, JOe, but you might want to check if your laptop was patched:
http://www.builderau.com.au/news/soa/Apple-DNS-patch-not-complete/0,339028227,339291068,00.htm
August 11th, 2008 at 8:11 am
Do a spyware/virus scan if you are running some variant of Windows, the blocking of OpenDNS sounds a bit suspicious.
August 11th, 2008 at 8:22 am
Oh it’s Apple. Sorry, I’m not as experienced with them.
August 11th, 2008 at 8:35 am
Well the positive news is that I can now use Open DNS on the Lap top. I just had to keep plugging the address into configuration menus. Apparently one of them did the trick.
Still can’t access the HTTPS sites but at least I have an older computer that will.
See, THIS is exactly why I don’t throw anything out (my story and I’m sticking with it).
August 11th, 2008 at 8:44 am
dub, sorry to hear about the FM diagnosis. My wife had this as a diagnosis for a while… If I remember correctly, FM is a - for lack of an accurate description - reverse diagnosis. Well, it’s not this, and not this, and not this, and not this, and you have pain points, so it’s gotta be FM.
Her diagnosis was switched to psoriaritic arthritis about 2 years ago, and the meds she’s been on have really lowered her pain levels, and brought back some flexibility and function.
Good luck, dub.
I’ll pass along my wishes that you develop a thick skin for palliatives… “If you’d only (insert thing you should be doing here, if only your fibro weren’t kicking your butt and you could get out an do **anything**), you’d be doing better…”
August 11th, 2008 at 8:55 am
I haven’t watched the season finale for Dr. Who yet, but the last 3 episodes have been fabulous!
August 11th, 2008 at 9:09 am
BTW - Thanks LostRalph. (from Saturday)
Brad P., didn’t you get big into bike-riding for awhile?
August 11th, 2008 at 9:18 am
I’m into bike riding… I’ve not done any this year. I’m using the excuse that my wife’s going to school, so I can’t afford the long commute, and have to be home to watch the kids.
I **was** commuting about 30 miles each way to and from work once a week. So, that was 3 days driving, 1 day cycling, 1 day telecommuting. I miss my ride. 2 hours (I’m slow, back off) of peace and quiet. I was only run off the road a couple of times, ran into one car, blew through several tubes… the other parts were quite fun, though.
Did I miss a bike thread?
August 11th, 2008 at 9:27 am
No, your “If you’d only. . . ” comment indirectly reminded me.
Carry on.
Sorry
August 11th, 2008 at 9:54 am
CP : NPR’s On the Media from 8 Aug 2008.
@jackmangan : Carrying on…
August 11th, 2008 at 10:31 am
My biggest disapppointment6 with the new Dr Who is that the new cybermen are a bit naff. They were a much better bunch of villains in the old Dr Who.
But Davros is a cool villain in the latest season finale.
August 11th, 2008 at 10:57 am
Van: Compared to everything else, I think that’s a rather minor quibble.
August 11th, 2008 at 11:03 am
CP: Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin
Haven’t seen any of the contemporary Dr. Who yet. I really have a lot of catching up to do!
August 11th, 2008 at 11:09 am
I see the Dr. Who episode “Blink” won a 2008 Hugo award.
August 11th, 2008 at 11:21 am
Blink was brilliant, but the lass playing Sally Sparrow would have made a great companion for Dr Who.
August 11th, 2008 at 11:24 am
So Dave Langford run of Hugo wins has come to an end,,,end of an era.
But John Scalzi got the Hugo for best fan writer…
August 11th, 2008 at 11:39 am
lmao: Disney’s Sin City!
http://www.notafishinglure.com/SinCity.html
August 11th, 2008 at 12:35 pm
CP: Must Have More — L7
August 11th, 2008 at 12:52 pm
CP: MaAH - P.G. Holyfield
August 11th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
zomg:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/local_idiot_to_post_comment_on
August 11th, 2008 at 1:14 pm
CP: Coverville 478
CD: eeebuntu netbook remix
August 11th, 2008 at 1:16 pm
I saw that on the newsstand Saturday, Jack. Thought of myself, here!
August 11th, 2008 at 1:25 pm
CP: “Love and Kisses” - Sam Philips
August 11th, 2008 at 1:50 pm
Strange. I went to my friendly neighborhood Best Buy to see if they had any copies of Mario Kart for the Wii, but they were fresh out. However, they had around 10 Wii consoles in stock, which are a rare find in themselves. When I go home, I searched for online orders for Mario Kart, and everyone was out of stock. Today I was able to sucessfully order a copy from Best Buy’s website. I smell a conspiracy.
August 11th, 2008 at 2:02 pm
Brad P: I guess it’s sort of a reverse diagnosis. My doctor has 17 years worth of medical information on me, that in concert with recent treatments and the physical exam led to the diagnosis. Right now we’re trying to fight the insurance company for covering the medication. (the FDA has only approved two, one of them I can’t take, but the meds my insurance wants me to take, I’d like to say the worst that can happen is nothing, but in this case its psychosis and suicide)
Beyond that its a “now I know why I’m too tired to do anything and why a lot of shit hurts like hell” kind of thing. I’m still kind of just absorbing that. I spent the weekend trying to figure out what to do and didn’t come up with any answers. The doc is going to bat for me now, and now I’m left wondering what exactly I should be doing, if anything at all. Because I’ve still got three seasons of the X-files left to watch and I don’t want to start up a TNG marathon after that…
August 11th, 2008 at 2:28 pm
Anyone else having gmail account troubles?
Or should I start busting out the paranoia?
August 11th, 2008 at 2:29 pm
I am too, Jack.
August 11th, 2008 at 2:35 pm
gmail appears to be hosed of late.
August 11th, 2008 at 2:38 pm
Thx ditto and Like Butta. This just proves that it’s a gmail conspiracy. . . .
And hey Dub - if you’ve found trustworthy, competent doctors, then you may have already overcome the biggest hurdle toward well-being. Keep your chin up.
August 11th, 2008 at 3:02 pm
Hrm.. Gmail seems to be working for me. (famous last words)
Well Dub, at least you have a diagnoses. I realise it’ll be a bitch to deal with, but as you said, it won’t be worse than what you’ve put up with to this point. I wish you well on finding a pain management strategy that works for you. Perhaps with the advances in genetic knowledge a real cure may arrise.
August 11th, 2008 at 3:17 pm
gmail just let me in.
CP: Strange Overtones - David Byrne & Brian Eno
August 11th, 2008 at 3:21 pm
Email mispellings this week are:
GUN
GIB
Fooking Apple corp
August 11th, 2008 at 3:34 pm
“Gmail’s knocking at my door
Gmail’s ringing the bell
Gmail’s knocking at my door
Gmail’s ringing the bell
Do me a favor, open the door, let the email in.”
August 11th, 2008 at 3:56 pm
Is this a good time to feel smug about not using gmail?
cough
August 11th, 2008 at 4:02 pm
You can feel smug about not using hotmail, I’m not so sure about Gmail, it’s Google after all. LOL
August 11th, 2008 at 5:41 pm
Just logged onto my gmail with no trouble. yahoo mail and hotmail appear to be functional as well (yes, I have one of each. Got to catch all that spam somewhere)
August 11th, 2008 at 5:44 pm
Perhaps, this time, I will finally learn the lesson that putting something inside a set of greater/less than symbols will cause word press to consume such text.
but it will give you a temporary +3 hilarity.
August 11th, 2008 at 6:24 pm
cloudy here tonight so in order for me to see any meteor … they will have to become meteorites!
August 11th, 2008 at 8:27 pm
So……………. I finally watched Eraserhead.
Ed, have you watched it yet?
Yowza.
August 11th, 2008 at 9:49 pm
No fair!
I want to be part of the Eraserhead fun … these darned Olympics are soaking up all my free time!
Goodnight mush
August 11th, 2008 at 10:47 pm
It was cloudy here aas well, Weather report predicts rain off/on all day so barring a miracle, no probably viewing of the Perseids tonight.
August 12th, 2008 at 2:42 am
You know, I didn’t get a chance before leaving. I’ll have to figure out where the disc is.
August 12th, 2008 at 3:11 am
Cute two player platformer, all done in lovely b/w:
http://ishisoft.remakes.org/sub.php?num=6
August 12th, 2008 at 4:45 am
So according to the Chicago Tribune, you can make your razor blades last longer by drying the razor after shaving.
The logic being that it’s oxidation rather than cutting hair that causes the razor blade to go blunt quickly.
Or you could just grow a beard to save some money…
August 12th, 2008 at 4:46 am
droplets of water accelerate the rusting of the blades.
August 12th, 2008 at 4:48 am
That was your useless tip for the day.
Normal service will be resuMed by the next poster.
August 12th, 2008 at 5:18 am
*resuming normal service*
Morning, Pan!
CP: Yesterday’s Democracy Now! Mahmoud Dar