Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #101: Tee & Pip

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  1. LostRalph Says:

    Jack interviewing Tee Moris and Pip Ballantine, (I’m guessing since I haven’t listened to it yet.) this should be very good.

  2. jackmangan Says:

    Oh crap. . . . . . . the audio at the end is on Chipmunk speed.

    ehhhh fuck it.

    Off to catch some Zzzz’s. I guess that would be a Deadnap?

    Thanks LostRalph. It was a fun conversation. I hope you enjoy listening.

  3. justa J0e Says:

    Three! It’s a magic number!

  4. Vanamonde Says:

    Four green bottles standing on the wall…

  5. Vanamonde Says:

    Didn’t notice any chipmunks at the end of the episode when I streamed the mp3.

    Rick rolled …. Aaarrggghh!

  6. EssBee Says:

    Morning, Deadpan!

    Six, six, six!

  7. ditto Says:

    Cool. I’m looking forward to listening to this one.

  8. EssBee Says:

    Awesome photos on previous show comments, Hottie.

    Morning, ditto.

  9. P.C. Haring Says:

    Tee and Pip, attached at the hip. They really make me flip.

    DamnI can’t wait until Dragon Con.

  10. P.C. Haring Says:

    This interview gives an entirely new meaning to the phrase “Care Bear Stare!”

  11. P.C. Haring Says:

    This is no longer a podcast. It’s now a niet cast?

  12. ditto Says:

    Great pics, Andrea!

  13. Rhettro Says:

    Yawn. Morning. I agree, great shots Andrea. Wow, rick-rolled on Deadpan. =P LOL

  14. ditto Says:

    Never going to give it up? ;)

  15. Rhettro Says:

    Or let it down?

  16. ditto Says:

    CP: The Big Sky — Kate Bush

  17. EssBee Says:

    CP: Showbiz Blues - Fleetwood Mac

  18. Jack Mangan Says:

    was nietcast a typo? or intentional, PC? :)

  19. wndrwolf Says:

    The Deadpan thank you - was umm touching…

  20. Rhettro Says:

    Yeah, touching like a pedophile dirty clown in a dark alley is “touching.”

    Okay, maybe not that bad, but close. LOL

  21. wndrwolf Says:

    I just realized how I have missed the interview “Gong”

  22. ditto Says:

    “I question your innocence.”

  23. Vanamonde Says:

    Whoosh!

  24. wndrwolf Says:

    So that’s where it went… you took my innocence for questioning…

    Did you get any answers? Like where the hell have you been?

  25. ditto Says:

    Answers? No. Just questions. Many, many questions.

  26. Vanamonde Says:

    Could god lift an unmovable object?

  27. Jack Mangan Says:

    Unmovable. . . like the mostly-deaf old lady writing a check in front of you at the supermarket?

  28. ditto Says:

    Nonsensical questions are always fun. :)

  29. Vanamonde Says:

    Pardon?

  30. Vanamonde Says:

    One fine day in the middle of the night
    Two dead men got upto fight
    Back to back they faced each other
    Drew their swords and shot each other
    A paralysed donkey passing by
    Kicked a blind man in the eye
    Knocked them through a rubber wall
    Into a dry ditch and drowned them all

    That is how bad my memory is getting….

  31. ditto Says:

    Who will Tee have to blow this time?

  32. WNDRWolf aka The Master of Patience Says:

    One of the care bears…

  33. Rhettro Says:

    I’m guessing Love-A-Lot Bear.

  34. justa J0e Says:

    Is it too soon to cry “Bear taint!”

  35. Dubshack Says:

    I almost miss making fun of Tee Morris.

  36. Vanamonde Says:

    Well he appears to have a thick skin.

    But you never know, he could at this very moment, be arranging a ‘hit’ on DubShack…

  37. Vanamonde Says:

    Probably by a dwarf.

  38. WNDRWolf aka The Master of Patience Says:

    Van - Dubshack doesn’t have anything to worry about…

    Billi couldn’t take out Sigler or Hutchins in 3 promos…
    Plus we are still 6 months away from Valentines Day.

  39. Vanamonde Says:

    Oh dear I appear to be a sizeist.

  40. WNDRWolf aka The Master of Patience Says:

    Van - I don’t care what your wife says Size does matter.

  41. Vanamonde Says:

    You can’t argue with the gospel of Mrs Rhettro…it’s the law!

  42. Vanamonde Says:

    Cucumbers are darned useful.

  43. Vanamonde Says:

    I wish I was a lesbian - Loudon Wainwright III

    I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
    I wouldn’t have to deal with men and all their come and go,
    And all their yucky yucky facial hair and all their machis’mo!
    I wish I were a lesbian and not a hetero!

    I wish I was a lesbian and that I wasn’t straight.
    I’d sleep with women only. Man, it would be great.
    I’d throw away my diaphragm, I wouldn’t want to mate.
    I wish I was a lesbian, and that I wasn’t straight!

    I wish I were a lesbian, I’d like to be a dyke.
    I’d sleep with k.d. lang. Mel Gibson, take a hike!
    I think it would be nice to love someone who was alike.
    I wish I was a lesbian, I’d like to be a dyke!

    I wish I was a lesbian, that’s why this song is sung.
    It shouldn’t really matter how somebody is hung.
    Other things are more important- like how you use your tongue!
    I wish I was a lesbian, that’s why this song is sung!

    I DARE Casey Kasem to play this!

    I wish I was a lesbian, and not a hetero.
    I wouldn’t have to deal with men and all their come and go,
    And all their yucky facial hair and all their machis’mo
    (I hate that machis’mo!)
    I wish I was a lesbian and not a hetero

  44. Vanamonde Says:

    I will now go and hide from Essbee.

  45. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Dead Skunk - Loudon Wainwright III

  46. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Right Said Fred - Bernard Cribbins (Yes the Grandad from the latest Season of Dr Who)

    Oh and he was in one of the Dr Who movies, the ones with Peter Cushing as the Doctor.

  47. Vanamonde Says:

    The wonders of Last FM (or horrors depending on your point of view):

    CP: Wandering Star - Lee Marvin

  48. Vanamonde Says:

    So th story goes that LM couldn’t keep in tune with the backing singers. So the backing singers went for a break, LM did his bits and left, then the singers were brought back to to keep in tune with the recording.

  49. Vanamonde Says:

    +e

  50. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Monster Mash - Bobby “Boris” Pickett

  51. Vanamonde Says:

    Welcome to no taste night

  52. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Banana Boat (Day-O) - Stan Freberg

  53. EssBee Says:

    Van, first laugh I’ve had all day!

    One question, though: kd lang? Really? Mel Gibson? Good Lord.

  54. Vanamonde Says:

    It’s an old song EssBee.

  55. ditto Says:

    CP: Fat Bottomed Girls — Queen

  56. EssBee Says:

    Yes, ditto?

    I know it’s old, Van, but we could come up with a hotter boy and girl! Let’s rewrite the song, shall we?

    I’m staying quiet today because I lost a friend today.

  57. Vanamonde Says:

    What happened EssBee?

  58. EssBee Says:

    One of my dearest friend’s husband died yesterday. He was young - 43 or so - and it was not expected.

  59. ditto Says:

    I’m sorry to hear that EssBee.

  60. Rhettro Says:

    You do realise the “I wish I was a lesbian” song is sung by a man. LOL They used to play all the time on 98.9 the Rock in Kansas City.

    I’d sleep with Morgan Fox, Greg Dulli take a hike?

  61. Rhettro Says:

    Crap, sorry for the loss EssBee. :(

  62. Vanamonde Says:

    Sad news EssBee.

  63. EssBee Says:

    Thanks, you guys are sweet.

    And, hell, I might sleep with Greg Dulli.

  64. ditto Says:

    *swoooooooooooooooooon*

  65. Vanamonde Says:

    Megan Fox?

  66. Vanamonde Says:

    There’s having a tan and looking overcooked.

    In Transformers she looked overcooked.

  67. Vanamonde Says:

    In honour of the rather crap Mummy 3:

    I’d sleep with Michelle Yeoh, Jet Li take a hike.

  68. Rhettro Says:

    Megan Morgan… As least I didn’t say Samantha.

  69. Rhettro Says:

    Well done is still well done. ;)

  70. ditto Says:

    She just wants to be touched, Rhettro. Not that I would. ;)

  71. ditto Says:

    God, my brain hurts today. Figuring out poorly documented algorithms is a painful exercise.

  72. Vanamonde Says:

    Or for Crouching Tiger fans:

    I’d go with Michelle Yeoh but I’d be thinking of Zhang Ziyi

    cough

  73. Rhettro Says:

    As a married man of 20 years, my lawyer has asked me to add the word “hypothetically” to the above comment.

  74. Rhettro Says:

    Grace Park?

  75. Vanamonde Says:

    Samantha Fox:

    http://tinyurl.com/yd7ks3

  76. Vanamonde Says:

    There is an argument that the best chop socky actresses are trained dancers and not trained in martial arts.

  77. ditto Says:

    Grace Park is smoking hawt.

  78. Jack Mangan Says:

    EssBee - that is awful news. :( My sympathies to you and your friend.

  79. Jack Mangan Says:

    And ok, sorry to bust up the conversation flow. . . . . .

    Zhang Ziyi is ridiculously attractive.

  80. ditto Says:

    Yep, she is.

  81. Rhettro Says:

    Z Ziyi has the right stuff but.

    link is somewhat not safe for work.
    http://www.talkingdesktop.com/Grace%20Park.jpg

    OMG!

  82. ditto Says:

    *drooooools*

  83. ditto Says:

    Did I mention she’s smoking hawt?

  84. Vanamonde Says:

    A bit too much eye liner!

  85. EssBee Says:

    She’s wearing eyeliner?

  86. Vanamonde Says:

    Of course there is the old saying that you don’t look at the mantelpiece when you are poking the fire.

    cough

  87. Rhettro Says:

    We’ll give her a pass this time. *snort*

  88. Vanamonde Says:

    Well I’m not an expert, but a bit too much make up above the eye.

    Heh it’s the Naive Care Bear…

  89. Rhettro Says:

    LOL

  90. justa J0e Says:

    Jack Mangan - also ridiculously attractive! (AND I understand, he stays crunchy in milk)

  91. justa J0e Says:

    BTW: I did a yahoo picture search for Samantha Fox and it quickly turned into a game of “Just TRY to find a shot of her with clothes on!”

    Did she spend like most of the 90’s nekked?

  92. Vanamonde Says:

    I’m not going there.

  93. Vanamonde Says:

    She was a `page 3′ girl jj.

  94. Vanamonde Says:

    This is rapidly turning into the league of mackintosh wearers

  95. Rhettro Says:

    We got hit in the face with an apple pie?

  96. Vanamonde Says:

    Think of waterproof coats and sleaze.

  97. Vanamonde Says:

    Right, work tomorrow, so I’ll be in my bunk!

  98. justa J0e Says:

    apple ???
    you mean cherry!!!

  99. Rhettro Says:

    I wish!

  100. Jack Mangan Says:

    cherry - 3
    pie - 14
    stop - 14
    must - 8
    not - 54
    kill - 65
    end - 112

  101. Jack Mangan Says:

    (if that god-awful Warrant song gets stuck in my head. . . . . )

  102. Rhettro Says:

    tastes so good, put’s a tear in my eye.

  103. Rhettro Says:

    To erase that, some even more atrocious:

    “Baby, don’t treat me bad
    Well, this could be the best thing that you’ll ever have
    Baby, don’t treat me bad
    (Well) you can do anything, but baby, don’t treat me bad
    Oh, don’t treat me bad”

  104. Rhettro Says:

    eighteen and life to go hoooooo OHHHHhhhhoooo Hoooooo hoooo yeahaaa yaaaahhhh. BFP

  105. Rhettro Says:

    Jamey’s got a gun.

  106. justa J0e Says:

    Attention Science Geeks (or just those looking for an excuse to get someone else out late under the night sky!(
    ++++++++++++++++

    Mark your calendar: The 2008 Perseid meteor shower peaks on August 12th and it should be a good show.

    “The time to look is during the dark hours before dawn on Tuesday, August 12th,” says Bill Cooke of NASA’s Meteoroid Environment Office at the Marshall Space Flight Center. “There should be plenty of meteors–perhaps one or two every minute.”

  107. Rhettro Says:

    Cool! That worked for me last year.

  108. ditto Says:

    CP: Handlebars — Flobots
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AuK2A1ZqoWs

  109. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    did someone say they were sleeping with Greg Dulli?

    I am sorry for your loss Ess Bee. 43 is much much much too young.

    thanks for checking out the photos guys :)

    I’m going to be out for a while methinks. You guys take care. Play nice.

    l8r

  110. justa J0e Says:

    ditto - that has a very “Cake” feel to it.

    Hiya ASH :)

  111. jackmangan Says:

    Have you guys seen “The Questors from Effpiem” on Amy Bowen’s site?
    http://amybowen.wordpress.com/2008/07/31/the-questors-from-effpiem-episode-1-the-dead-pan/
    She’s a great Ambassador.

    Smarty Hotties: it’s all good.

  112. Vanamonde Says:

    Morning Pan, Olympics starts today.

    Although I’ve seen the occasional meteor, never seen a shower (a comination of shift work an bad weather), will try again this year as I’m lates next week.

    Interactive skymap at:

    http://www.fourmilab.ch/yoursky/

    So you know where to look.

  113. marlodianne Says:

    Hmm, won’t buffer or download. I am sentenced to be…Panless!

    *insert melodramatic wailing here*

  114. Brad P. from NJ Says:

    EssBee, sorry to hear for your loss. If I could send a nice Care Bear your way, it’d be one that gave you nice hugs, and maybe brought you some nice thoughts.

  115. Brad P. from NJ Says:

    Jack, I’m thinking that the chipmunk-ishness is not from your audio, but more from Pip’s being a total spaz. :)

    2 more hours ’till 888

  116. EssBee Says:

    Good morning, Deadpan!

    Thanks for the nice thoughts, everyone.

    CP: Fear of the Dark - Iron Maiden

  117. Vanamonde Says:

    Had my first twinky today.

    In the continuum of US exports it’s not in the same league as pepsi.

    My coat feels like it’s coated in gunk…

  118. Vanamonde Says:

    -coat +Tongue

  119. EssBee Says:

    It is, Van.

  120. ditto Says:

    I’m really not liking the world right now. Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

  121. EssBee Says:

    What’s the matter, ditto?

    CE: conference call #1

  122. wndrwolf Says:

    EssBee please include my sympathies in with the group. I know how difficult it can be to lose a loved one…

  123. marlodianne Says:

    EssBee: the most important thing you can manage in being alive is having someone miss you when you’re gone. Doesn’t make it suck less though.
    *hugs*

  124. wndrwolf Says:

    CP: Carol of the Old Ones

  125. Brad P. from NJ Says:

    CP : Digging for Humanity’s Origins - Louise Leakey presents at TED, 2008

  126. justa J0e Says:

    CP: “Bangs” - They Might BE Giants

  127. Vanamonde Says:

    New issue of F&SF in Borders/must/buy..

  128. ditto Says:

    CP: Now I’m Gone — Juliana Hatfield
    http://www.spin.com/articles/juliana-hatfield

  129. EssBee Says:

    Van, F&SF?

    CP: Top — Live

  130. Rhettro Says:

    I’m guessing: http://www.sfsite.com/fsf/

    But I’m unsure.

  131. EssBee Says:

    Ooooooh! Thanks, Rhettro.

    CP: #1 Hit Jam — The Brian Jonestown Massacre

  132. Jack Mangan Says:

    “Fear of the Dark” was the newest song Iron Maiden played at their Phoenix show. /tweet.

    I take it you’re not making the trip for NME2008, Brad?

    Marlo - I just clicked the player. It worked for me.

    Van, is there something special about the new F&SF? Is it related to your twinkie discovery?

  133. justa J0e Says:

    CP: “Mr. Horrible” - They Might BE Giants

    (I have a LOT of TMBG in my Library)

  134. justa J0e Says:

    CP: “The Riches” - Janes Addiction

  135. EssBee Says:

    CP: Sex And Dying In High Society - X

    (I have a little bit of TMBG in mine)

  136. ditto Says:

    CP: Next To You — The Police

  137. Rhettro Says:

    I have no TMBG in my library, no TMNT either.

    But there is Iron Maiden! *glee*

  138. Jack Mangan Says:

    Too Much Blue Gum?
    Transvestites Marry Bad Ghouls?
    Transcendentally Macabre Battlestar Geeks?
    Trite Machiavellian Bloated Gods?

  139. marlodianne Says:

    Jack, after six hours of trying, *now* it finally worked. Sheesh.

  140. ditto Says:

    I guess you just had to prove your persistence. ;)

  141. marlodianne Says:

    You know, ditto, a lesser friend would just call me a pest. :P

  142. justa J0e Says:

    EVERYONE needs at least a little TMBG in their library!
    Rhettro - get right on that … STAT!

    Maybe Jack just wasn’t in the mood. Wait, what were we talking about again?

  143. Vanamonde Says:

    Boring story Jack:

    Relative just came back from a holiday in the USA, the twinkies were allowed through customs.

    F&SF is a magazine I enjoy reading.

    Altogether now:

    Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  144. Rhettro Says:

    So I need a little Giants in my library? Hmmm… that doesn’t sound right. LOL

    If I purchase some Giants, would I get a medal for being the nicest of the damned?

  145. Rhettro Says:

    Correction, I actually do have some TMNT in my library, my video library.

  146. EssBee Says:

    TMBG - 13

  147. justa J0e Says:

    Rhettro - At the very least we would quit moving your arm chair. We might even give you a shoehorn with teeth.

  148. Rhettro Says:

    A shoehorn with teeth? You know there’s no such thing.

  149. Rhettro Says:

    Lunchtime approaches, where’s the nearest Denny’s?

  150. Rhettro Says:

    Looks like there’s one close to 20th & Cactus, ironically close to Mike’s house.

  151. marlodianne Says:

    Rhettro, I’ve never seen a Denny’s, so you may rule out anywhere I’ve been.

  152. Rhettro Says:

    You travel well Marlo. :)

  153. Vanamonde Says:

    Is Denny’s that bad?

  154. Rhettro Says:

    No, it’s not that bad. LOL

  155. justa J0e Says:

    I had a distant relative named Denny. He never made me breakfast.

    Rhettro - Re:Shoehorn With Teeth. True. but people shouldn’t get beat up for stating their belief.

  156. justa J0e Says:

    in my last post make “had” = “have”
    I don’t want to write him off prematurely.

  157. Jack Mangan Says:

    Oh crap.
    I hope i don’t sound like an idiot:

    http://www.requiemoftheoutcast.com/parsec/2008/07/01/season-2-leann-mabry-and-jack-mangan/

  158. EssBee Says:

    CP: Don’t Kill - Hamell On Trial

    JOe - do you know Hamell on Trial? I think you’d totally dig him.

  159. EssBee Says:

    New Evil, Inc. verb: surfacing, as in: Thank you for surfacing this issue.

    CP: Forever For Her - The White Stripes

  160. WNDRWolf aka Master of Patience Says:

    FYI - Current Pitcher’s Pendant #48 overall Digital Magic #56

  161. WNDRWolf aka Master of Patience Says:

    Sorry Digital Magic #59

    http://www.amazon.com/gp/bestsellers/books/ref=pd_ts_pg_3?ie=UTF8&pg=3

  162. EssBee Says:

    CP: Cry Cry Cry — Steve Miller Band

    Can’t wait to download the file at home, Jack!

  163. WNDRWolf aka Master of Patience Says:

    Those are ranking on Amazon charts for the respective books for Tee and Pip.

  164. jackmangan Says:

    I developed an affection for Denny’s when I was 20, traveling the US with my girlfriend. You could get a metric tonne of food on your plate for $1.99.

    Go Tee & Pip!

    CP: Green River - John Fogerty

  165. EssBee Says:

    CP: Girl — Tori Amos

  166. Rhettro Says:

    Pip-Tee Pip-Tee Longstocking, what a funny, funny name.

  167. Vanamonde Says:

    Just found out I won a game for the PS3 on a podcast competition, todays bit of luck.

  168. Vanamonde Says:

    I wonder what the slash fiction would be like with a name like that…

  169. Rhettro Says:

    PS3: Cool, what game did you win?

    Slash: Whenever I hear of “slash” fiction I immediately think of the former GnR guitarist.

  170. jackmangan Says:

    ditto, Rhettro. As in. . . “same here”. . . not our friend in KC :)
    Slash never makes me think of him, as swoooooony as he is.

    Congrats Van!

  171. Vanamonde Says:

    Ferrari Challenge a racing game.

  172. EssBee Says:

    Any of you U.S. guys gonna watch Primeval on BBC America tomorrow?

    CP: Male Model - Sleater-Kinney

  173. Vanamonde Says:

    Well I think it’s going to be foreign movie night on Saturday.

    Trying to decide between Spider Lillies:

    http://tinyurl.com/59affg

  174. Vanamonde Says:

    or

    Elite Squad:

    http://tinyurl.com/5jlg45

  175. Vanamonde Says:

    Love story or violent police thriller…Hmmmm!

  176. EssBee Says:

    I vote, in a move that will shock you all, for Spider Lillies, Van.

  177. Vanamonde Says:

    Oh and couldn’t get into Primeval when it was first shown on ITV…could have been down to the giant spider episode though..

  178. jackmangan Says:

    You ever see City of God? That’s a brilliant, scarring movie.

  179. Vanamonde Says:

    I’m deeply shocked EssBee..lol

  180. jackmangan Says:

    gmail chat just flaked on me…. /tweet

    CP: nothing :(

  181. Vanamonde Says:

    I was going to say that I fear I would be the only bloke there for the Spider Lillies showing until I thought it through.

    cough

  182. EssBee Says:

    Uh. cough

    CP: Bone China — Mother Love Bone

  183. Rhettro Says:

    I believe my wife, son and I are going to see Hell Boy 2 tonight. I may try and tape the opening Olympic ceremonies.

  184. Rhettro Says:

    I used to get BBC America as part of my basic cable offering. But here in Phoenix you have to buy with a big channel package, so I don’t have it.

  185. EssBee Says:

    Ooh, Olympics! Hawaiian soccer player with tattoos. OMG.

    *swooooon*

  186. Vanamonde Says:

    Hopefully she won’t be singing “When I’m Cleaning Windows”

    Obscure reference to the fact she plays the ukulele..

  187. Vanamonde Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sfmAeijj5cM

  188. EssBee Says:

    She can even sing that as far as I’m concerned.

    CP: Nothing. Why? Because I’m going home.

    Yay.

  189. justa J0e Says:

    Yep.
    Olympics will fill my viewing time for the next few days/weeks.
    I’m an Olympics Geek.

    now back to the opening ceremonies.

  190. WNDRWolf aka Master of Patience Says:

    Back to production for me.

  191. EssBee Says:

    Me too, JOe. OG.

    Plus, tattooed Hawaiian soccer player.

  192. ditto Says:

    Very cool opening ceremonies!

  193. justa J0e Says:

    China knows how to put on a show!
    As one viewer in the room commented … if it were the US putting it on it would be all about technology and gadgets. With China it was all about art and humans interacting. Of course they also pointed out that if there is one thing China has in cheap and abundant supply it is human beings.
    IMHO: The archer lighting the torch in the last Olympics was a much more dramatic ignition sequence.
    All in all I’d give the whole thing a 10! (I give NBC’s coverage a 5)

    Hey EssBee - I have some pineapple juice and an etch-a-sketch … does that count? ;)

  194. Vanamonde Says:

    Sounds painful..the pineapple juice and etchasketch that is and not the opening ceremony.

  195. Vanamonde Says:

    So I’m in a coffee shop watching the tumbleweeds roll on by…

  196. EssBee Says:

    Hey, JOe, YES! *swooooon*

    Hey Van!

    Our Olympic coverage was interrupted by flash floods that knocked out and interrupted the NBC signal throughout the evening. Damn it! We still really enjoyed what we were able to see.

    Today, cleaning the house!

  197. JohnBoze Says:

    I think everyone should just drop everything and come to NME2008.

    Rumor has it some podcast called Buffy Between the Lines has some members of its cast performing live on Saturday. Wonder who that bunch of hacks is…

  198. JohnBoze Says:

    Let’s see how much TMBG in my library.

    329 songs

    That’s a little TMBG in my library.

  199. EssBee Says:

    329 songs! That’s a tiny bit. I’d love to head to NME2008. Be right there . . .

    CP: Lord of Chaos - Robert Jordan

  200. justa J0e Says:

    That IS a lot of TMBG! Not too much though. You can never have too much. :)
    My count only stands at 195 although I did cull out some repeat versions of songs.

    I’m waiting for “Buffy between the sheets” (is it too early for that sort of talk?)

    Let the games begin!

  201. Vanamonde Says:

    So I’m off to see Spider Lillies.

    I’ve warned my inner voyeur to behave himself.

  202. EssBee Says:

    BBtS?? JOe, I’ll pick you up on my way.

  203. EssBee Says:

    Good luck, Van. Can’t wait for the review.

  204. Vanamonde Says:

    Most of my tracks are in WMAs and Ogg Vorbis so won’t be getting played on the iPhone (converting to AAC from low quality sources is not a good idea)

  205. JohnBoze Says:

    Hmm, well, Pavlich wanted to get into Buffy’s pants during the last Sofadogs we did…

  206. JohnBoze Says:

    Oops, okay 327 songs. Had to account for both versions of “Ant” and both versions of “Spy.”

  207. justa J0e Says:

    Turns out … if you can record 8 hours a night of un”produced” Olympic coverage … man am I gonna be useless for the next 2 weeks.

    Watching fencing this morning.

  208. justa J0e Says:

    *sigh*

    spent the day trying to get my yard mowed and trimmed.
    Fuel line broke on the gas powered trimer … lawn mower won’t start.

    just a Job

  209. Vanamonde Says:

    Well no review as such, but I enjoyed Spider Lillies.

    The plot is a bit implausible in places, but the acting is good, worth checking out in my view.

  210. EssBee Says:

    Bummer, JOe!

    Sounds good ’nuff, Van.

    Watching beach volleyball, sittin’ in front of the fan. Need to go mow the back yard, but don’t wanna!

  211. LostRalph Says:

    Ok to catch up:

    Jack: Another good show, your interviews always stand out.

    EssBee: Sorry to hear about your friend.

    And even though I’m way late, congrats on over a 100 episodes Jack. Also kudos to all the deadpanites who put the 100th episode together, it was a joy to listen to.

  212. Dubshack Says:

    So Dubshack was diagnosed with Fibromyalgia on Friday.

    Which, looking on the positive side… It’s kind of like saying “Hey, at least I’m not going to die. Sure my whole life has sucked and will continue sucking for the rest of my life. But at least it won’t get any worse than it all ready is.”

    I dunno, does that sound comforting to anyone? I’m kind of on the fence on that one. I mean not dying is certainly good. Overstimulation to pain… I guess thats not any worse than wearing a “George Bush is my President” t-shirt all the time.

    Yeah I dunno. It’s late enough to be thinking about the “smoking weed” treatment. Since the insurance won’t cover the FDA approved one, MJ appears to be the cheapest solution.

  213. EssBee Says:

    Dub, start taking Una de Gato (Cat’s Claw). It’s an amazing herb. I get it from organicpharmacy.org pretty cheap. FM is a bitch, sorry to hear this! Nothing wrong with MJ either, but try the Una de Gato also.

    Good Sunday Morning, Deadpan!

  214. EssBee Says:

    Here’s some info on the herb:

    http://tinyurl.com/6aleqp

    I would recommend it to anyone who has any joint or connective tissue pain.

  215. Ed from Texas Says:

    Greetings, Pan. Ed has once again returned to Texas. While the trip was great, it’s good to be home.

    Trying to get caught up with the world again. Essbee, I echo everyone’s sentiments on your loss. The pain of loss is the risk we run for forming attachments. The alternative is to become a hermit and I don’t think that we humans are really intended to be so solitary.

  216. Ed from Texas Says:

    And now I find myself in a TSH situation - I’m actually not current with Deadpan! I’ll probably get to fix that on my drive to work tomorrow. How did Tee and Pip do, anyway?

  217. Dubshack Says:

    Thanks EssBee, it’s cheap enough it might be worth trying. But I have a pretty good feeling it won’t work. There actually is no inflamation in Fibromyalgia, which is why aleve has never really worked unless I overdosed on it. (which I had to do yesterday, 1100mg of naproxen and 1025mg of percogesic (which is 1000mg acetaminophen and 25mg diphenhydramine), just enough to knock me out long enough for my muscles to relax… Used to be a single percogesic could do that) They don’t really know what causes Fibromyalgia but think its a combination of genetics (my mother was diagnosed 19 years ago with CFS and after this might be going back to the doctor for a re-evaluation, as well as my grandmother who’s had similar symptoms) stress (which is why I never really thought to go to the doctor about it, I assumed physical pain was a side effect of me handling stress poorly) and an excessive amount of pain related neurotransmitters in the spinal fluid. My doctor described it as the central nervous system reporting to the brain that you’ve had some experience with something and the brain reports back that your reaction should be one of extreme pain, mostly everywhere. It’s bizzare when you think about it but all the wierd things attached to it as symptoms that I’ve all ready been treated for… IBS, restless leg syndrome, a mild allergy that causes widespread pain when I come in contact with it, having all the symptoms of hypoglycemia while testing negative for diabetes… Like I said I’m certain I’ve had this all my life, I’d get this intense pain in my legs and everyone just said it was growing pains. And I’d get it all the time but I was always stressed out I just thought this was the natural reaction… pain all over, feeling to wiped out to do anything… What clued me in that something might be wrong was working on a project that was fairly stressfull for a month straight, and during a pause in the project wondering why the hell I felt like I was physically in pain all over when all I’d done was sit in a chair for a month. That and over the past year I’ve had this developing rash on me feet that isn’t painful, but we’ve finally identified as Raynaud’s phenomenon. It’s just the most bizzare thing, but I was sitting there and I got on google and typed in “hurts all over” and it immediately came up with page after page on Fibromyalgia. I called my doctor about it, he did the physical test on me and the positive result on that in concert with the treatment of all those other symptoms over the last three years he concluded it was definately fibromyalgia.

    But your suggestion looks inexpensive enough I don’t see a reason not to try it, but as anti-inflamatories go… Like I said, they don’t really work on me unless I take so much I literally pass out.

  218. Vanamonde Says:

    You need to be careful taking herbal supplements when you are medications.

    Taking garlic capsules when on aspirin (for blood thinning) can cause problems.

  219. Vanamonde Says:

    +on

    +for example

  220. justa J0e Says:

    … also if you’re a vampire.

    Welcome back Ed!

  221. jackmangan Says:

    Mike Mennenga and I were just talking about you yesterday, Dub (basically, each of us asking if the other had heard from you). Fibromyalgia? Well, whatever solution you pursue, I hope it gets you some positive results.

    “The pain of loss is the risk we run for forming attachments. The alternative is to become a hermit and I don’t think that we humans are really intended to be so solitary.” - Excellent words, Ed. Welcome back! I hope the vacation was great for everyone. IMHO, I think Tee and Pip were hilarious.

  222. Vanamonde Says:

    To paraphrase Terry Pratchett, constant pain can burn through the will of all but the most devout of faith.

  223. Vanamonde Says:

    Retro game for tonight is Star Wars arcade conversion for the Amiga:

    http://tinyurl.com/6z7kro

    Not a bad tune on the Amiga..even if it sounds like someone is playing the Star Wars theme on a kazoo..

  224. EssBee Says:

    Welcome back, Ed! We missed you!

  225. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Romeo and Juliet a cover performed by Coles Whalen.

  226. Vanamonde Says:

    Isaac Hayes has died:

    http://tinyurl.com/5csohg

  227. ditto Says:

    Dub: That sucks. My mom has FM. It’s a nasty thing.

    On a different note, I spent the past 2-3 hours trying to configure my new printer. But it finally bowed to my will!

  228. Dubshack Says:

    Well Mike didn’t really respond to my last email to him so I assumed him and I weren’t speaking. Brian had made a comment about looking for a replacement podcaster for FPR and I can never tell if that guy is joking or serious. I thought it best to drop out of the FPM community not just for my own sake (felt like a rediculous amount of energy was going into podcasting and screwing my writing… turns out I have energy for neither, not because I’m a shithead screw up but I actually have something medically wrong with me) and because there is a girl there that causes damage to my marriage every time her name is brought up.

    At any rate… Searches for treatment are not in any way promising. Apparently the FDA recently released an alert that 11 medications, including both medications I would consider for treatment have been proven to double suicidal thoughts.

    So I guess you could say I’ve fallen out of the deadpan and into the fire… ;)

  229. justa J0e Says:

    FPM presents, “Cooking with Dubshack”. No really … were using him to cook with.

    I joke because it’s what I do. I hope you chase down relief Dubshack !

  230. Dubshack Says:

    The wife says I taste better with salt around the rim.

  231. Vanamonde Says:

    Does she have a bite out of a lime first?

  232. Ed from Texas Says:

  233. justa J0e Says:

    Nicely put, Ed.
    ;)

  234. justa J0e Says:

    Good Morning Pan.

    Remember, late TONIGHT is supposed to be the peak viewing for the Persieds Meteor shower.

    CPIMM: “Harder to Breath” - Maroon 5

  235. Vanamonde Says:

    Not looking good on the clear skies front.

  236. WNDRWolf aka The Master of Patience Says:

    Good morning Deadpan…
    Another week in Hell.

    Be back later.

  237. Rhettro Says:

    What Ed said.

  238. EssBee Says:

    Morning, Deadpan.

  239. justa J0e Says:

    Attention Firefox users.
    HELP

    Why can I no longer access any sites that have log-ons?
    I can access the Deadpan so I know I can connect.
    I also know that I can access those sites from my network, using my workstation.
    I just suddenly can’t get to those sites from my laptop. Any ideas what may have changed?

    BTW: the problem message says “The server is taking to long to respond.”

  240. Vanamonde Says:

    You haven’t installed any new plugins jj?

    I used to get those errors when using Tor and the websites I visited were taking to long to respond.

    Could be a problem with the DNS your BB uses, you could try using OpenDNS (do a google) and see if that helps.

    You could install Opera browser and see if that has the same problem.

  241. ditto Says:

    JOe: Do you get the same behavior in IE?

  242. Rhettro Says:

    I haven’t had those issues with Firefox. You might want to install Pocket Fire Fox on a thumb drive and run it to see if you get the same errors.

  243. justa J0e Says:

    frustration.

    Van - I haven’t knowingly updated any plugins. I have also attempted to use OpenDNS but I can’t get it to work. That is, I have entered the DNS address in both my network preferences and in my Router’s preferences but when I go to the “test” site it tells me I am not using Open DNS.
    I HAVE restarted my computer after doing that BTW and I can see the new address in the DNS fields.

    I have tried Netscape and it can’t get to the sites either.
    One of the sites I can’t get to is the HTTPS site for Optionsexpress.com
    I can get to their http site but when I try to log on and it switches to https … I time out.

  244. justa J0e Says:

    In fact … http://www.opendns.com/start/ times out as well.

  245. Rhettro Says:

    I did a few fun things this weekend.

    Hellboy 2: A big budget movie with lots of imaginative visuals, unfortunately the movie played like a parody of itself. Not to say that the original Hellboy didn’t have it’s light hearted side, but it was done in excess here. I believe Indy 4 suffered from the same fate. Overall, not a bad movie, but it didn’t live up to the first one.

    Star Wars Minis: I finally got around to explaining the basics of Star Wars Minis to my son and we played a couple of battles. Lots of fun. I expect we’ll be playing more in the future.

  246. ditto Says:

    JOe: The only time I tend to get those problems is if I haven’t rebooted my router & cable modem for a while.

  247. justa J0e Says:

    Well, I rebooted my router after trying to feed it the new DNS address but not the modem.
    I’m going to try that now. Let’s hope it doesn’t make me loose Deadpan connectivity.

  248. Rhettro Says:

    HTTPS is like a security protocol right?

    I’d take ditto’s advice and rebooth the cable modem and any router’s you have plugged in, then review the security settings of your router’s firewall and perhaps any software firewalls you may be running.

  249. ditto Says:

    HTTPS is secure HTTP. There is an encryption handshake at the start of the session.

  250. justa J0e Says:

    meh
    rebooting didn’t do it.

    I know it’s not a router issue because I have 2 computers using that router and one connects to these HTTPS sites just fine. The other (this lap top) connected just fine last Friday but is having problems today.

  251. ditto Says:

    Interesting. Who uses the laptop? It’s possible you’ve got spyware on it.

    Try Spybot Search & Destroy.

  252. justa J0e Says:

    Thanks ditto. I looked but SSD doesn’t have a Mac version.

    Something makes me think that some setting or cache might be “stuck”.
    I’ve tried rebooting and clearing out FireFox settings but this problem occures in Netscape as well so I’m thinking maybe this is a system level “hiccup”.

  253. justa J0e Says:

    CP: “I don’t like Mondays” - Boomtown Rats

    How’s that for karma

  254. wndrwolf Says:

    jaj - Was your computer out to late last night ? Maybe it is hung over?

  255. ditto Says:

    Not sure if this applies to you, JOe, but you might want to check if your laptop was patched:
    http://www.builderau.com.au/news/soa/Apple-DNS-patch-not-complete/0,339028227,339291068,00.htm

  256. Vanamonde Says:

    Do a spyware/virus scan if you are running some variant of Windows, the blocking of OpenDNS sounds a bit suspicious.

  257. Rhettro Says:

    Oh it’s Apple. Sorry, I’m not as experienced with them.

  258. justa J0e Says:

    Well the positive news is that I can now use Open DNS on the Lap top. I just had to keep plugging the address into configuration menus. Apparently one of them did the trick.

    Still can’t access the HTTPS sites but at least I have an older computer that will.
    See, THIS is exactly why I don’t throw anything out (my story and I’m sticking with it).

  259. Brad P. from NJ Says:

    dub, sorry to hear about the FM diagnosis. My wife had this as a diagnosis for a while… If I remember correctly, FM is a - for lack of an accurate description - reverse diagnosis. Well, it’s not this, and not this, and not this, and not this, and you have pain points, so it’s gotta be FM.

    Her diagnosis was switched to psoriaritic arthritis about 2 years ago, and the meds she’s been on have really lowered her pain levels, and brought back some flexibility and function.

    Good luck, dub.

    I’ll pass along my wishes that you develop a thick skin for palliatives… “If you’d only (insert thing you should be doing here, if only your fibro weren’t kicking your butt and you could get out an do **anything**), you’d be doing better…”

  260. ditto Says:

    I haven’t watched the season finale for Dr. Who yet, but the last 3 episodes have been fabulous!

  261. jackmangan Says:

    BTW - Thanks LostRalph. (from Saturday)

    Brad P., didn’t you get big into bike-riding for awhile?

  262. Brad P. from NJ Says:

    I’m into bike riding… I’ve not done any this year. I’m using the excuse that my wife’s going to school, so I can’t afford the long commute, and have to be home to watch the kids.

    I **was** commuting about 30 miles each way to and from work once a week. So, that was 3 days driving, 1 day cycling, 1 day telecommuting. I miss my ride. 2 hours (I’m slow, back off) of peace and quiet. I was only run off the road a couple of times, ran into one car, blew through several tubes… the other parts were quite fun, though.

    Did I miss a bike thread?

  263. jackmangan Says:

    No, your “If you’d only. . . ” comment indirectly reminded me.
    Sorry :) Carry on.

  264. Brad P. from NJ Says:

    CP : NPR’s On the Media from 8 Aug 2008.

    @jackmangan : Carrying on…

  265. Vanamonde Says:

    My biggest disapppointment6 with the new Dr Who is that the new cybermen are a bit naff. They were a much better bunch of villains in the old Dr Who.

    But Davros is a cool villain in the latest season finale.

  266. ditto Says:

    Van: Compared to everything else, I think that’s a rather minor quibble.

  267. EssBee Says:

    CP: Kozmic Blues - Janis Joplin

    Haven’t seen any of the contemporary Dr. Who yet. I really have a lot of catching up to do!

  268. ditto Says:

    I see the Dr. Who episode “Blink” won a 2008 Hugo award.

  269. Vanamonde Says:

    Blink was brilliant, but the lass playing Sally Sparrow would have made a great companion for Dr Who.

  270. Vanamonde Says:

    So Dave Langford run of Hugo wins has come to an end,,,end of an era.

    But John Scalzi got the Hugo for best fan writer…

  271. ditto Says:

    lmao: Disney’s Sin City!
    http://www.notafishinglure.com/SinCity.html

  272. EssBee Says:

    CP: Must Have More — L7

  273. WNDRWolf aka The Master of Patience Says:

    CP: MaAH - P.G. Holyfield

  274. jackmangan Says:

    zomg:

    http://www.theonion.com/content/news/local_idiot_to_post_comment_on

  275. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Coverville 478

    CD: eeebuntu netbook remix

  276. EssBee Says:

    I saw that on the newsstand Saturday, Jack. Thought of myself, here!

  277. justa J0e Says:

    CP: “Love and Kisses” - Sam Philips

  278. Rhettro Says:

    Strange. I went to my friendly neighborhood Best Buy to see if they had any copies of Mario Kart for the Wii, but they were fresh out. However, they had around 10 Wii consoles in stock, which are a rare find in themselves. When I go home, I searched for online orders for Mario Kart, and everyone was out of stock. Today I was able to sucessfully order a copy from Best Buy’s website. I smell a conspiracy.

  279. Dubshack Says:

    Brad P: I guess it’s sort of a reverse diagnosis. My doctor has 17 years worth of medical information on me, that in concert with recent treatments and the physical exam led to the diagnosis. Right now we’re trying to fight the insurance company for covering the medication. (the FDA has only approved two, one of them I can’t take, but the meds my insurance wants me to take, I’d like to say the worst that can happen is nothing, but in this case its psychosis and suicide)

    Beyond that its a “now I know why I’m too tired to do anything and why a lot of shit hurts like hell” kind of thing. I’m still kind of just absorbing that. I spent the weekend trying to figure out what to do and didn’t come up with any answers. The doc is going to bat for me now, and now I’m left wondering what exactly I should be doing, if anything at all. Because I’ve still got three seasons of the X-files left to watch and I don’t want to start up a TNG marathon after that…

  280. jackmangan Says:

    Anyone else having gmail account troubles?

    Or should I start busting out the paranoia?

  281. ditto Says:

    I am too, Jack.

  282. EssBee Says:

    gmail appears to be hosed of late.

  283. jackmangan Says:

    Thx ditto and Like Butta. This just proves that it’s a gmail conspiracy. . . .

    And hey Dub - if you’ve found trustworthy, competent doctors, then you may have already overcome the biggest hurdle toward well-being. Keep your chin up.

  284. Rhettro Says:

    Hrm.. Gmail seems to be working for me. (famous last words)

    Well Dub, at least you have a diagnoses. I realise it’ll be a bitch to deal with, but as you said, it won’t be worse than what you’ve put up with to this point. I wish you well on finding a pain management strategy that works for you. Perhaps with the advances in genetic knowledge a real cure may arrise.

  285. jackmangan Says:

    gmail just let me in.

    CP: Strange Overtones - David Byrne & Brian Eno

  286. Vanamonde Says:

    Email mispellings this week are:

    GUN

    GIB

    Fooking Apple corp

  287. Rhettro Says:

    “Gmail’s knocking at my door
    Gmail’s ringing the bell
    Gmail’s knocking at my door
    Gmail’s ringing the bell
    Do me a favor, open the door, let the email in.”

  288. Vanamonde Says:

    Is this a good time to feel smug about not using gmail?

    cough

  289. Rhettro Says:

    You can feel smug about not using hotmail, I’m not so sure about Gmail, it’s Google after all. LOL

  290. Ed from Texas Says:

    Just logged onto my gmail with no trouble. yahoo mail and hotmail appear to be functional as well (yes, I have one of each. Got to catch all that spam somewhere)

  291. Ed from Texas Says:

    Perhaps, this time, I will finally learn the lesson that putting something inside a set of greater/less than symbols will cause word press to consume such text.

    but it will give you a temporary +3 hilarity.

  292. justa J0e Says:

    cloudy here tonight so in order for me to see any meteor … they will have to become meteorites!

  293. Jack Mangan Says:

    So……………. I finally watched Eraserhead.

    Ed, have you watched it yet?

    Yowza.

  294. justa J0e Says:

    No fair!
    I want to be part of the Eraserhead fun … these darned Olympics are soaking up all my free time!

    Goodnight mush

  295. Vanamonde Says:

    It was cloudy here aas well, Weather report predicts rain off/on all day so barring a miracle, no probably viewing of the Perseids tonight.

  296. Ed from Texas Says:

    You know, I didn’t get a chance before leaving. I’ll have to figure out where the disc is.

  297. Vanamonde Says:

    Cute two player platformer, all done in lovely b/w:

    http://ishisoft.remakes.org/sub.php?num=6

  298. Vanamonde Says:

    So according to the Chicago Tribune, you can make your razor blades last longer by drying the razor after shaving.

    The logic being that it’s oxidation rather than cutting hair that causes the razor blade to go blunt quickly.

    Or you could just grow a beard to save some money…

  299. Vanamonde Says:

    droplets of water accelerate the rusting of the blades.

  300. Vanamonde Says:

    That was your useless tip for the day.

    Normal service will be resuMed by the next poster.

  301. EssBee Says:

    *resuming normal service*

    Morning, Pan!

    CP: Yesterday’s Democracy Now! Mahmoud Dar