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What really bugs me, is I’ve gone through nearly 500 contracts over the last two days and only found 41 cents in errors so far. Hardly seems worth my time.
Offer them a dollar not to have to do the rest. ;)
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Naw. following the law of averages, It will be the contract I don’t look at that’ll be out by thousands of dollars.
CP: Nothing Else Matters – Metallica
10 things about me …
1. I have worked in a volcano.
2. I can’t operate an iron. My efforts usually instal more wrinkles then they remove.
3. I played in a band in front of crowds of over 70 thousand people.
4. I was a state champion polevaulter.
5. I have gotten drunk with one of Mr. Kotter’s “Sweathogs”.
6. I can taste artificial sweeteners no mater what they are mixed or baked into. To me they taste bitter.
7. I like fireworks … a lot.
8. I don’t like to casually use swear words. Partially because I don’t wish to risk needlessly offending someone but mostly because I don’t want to trivialize the effectiveness of my using the words. If you hear (or read) me publically using curse words, it might be a good time to back … away … slowly.
9. I was in a shopping center that was hit by a tornado. I was unscathed. Nearly 2 dozen people within a mile radius of me were killed.
10. I believe that “Being a Christian” means that you’ve made the personal decision to believe that Jesus Christ is the son of God and that you desire to try and live a life based on his teachings. Under that definition, I call myself a Christian.
If I don’t remind you of any of those sanctimonious, hateful, judge-mental people who own also call themselves Christians … perhaps they have come to a different understanding of the term.
Well, this bunny has had it. The remaining 48 contracts will have to wait until morning.
Night Pan
JOe, awesome 10!
So today, a giant weeping willow in our back yard split in half and fell in our back yard. I have a few pictures posted on my blog — just click my name to check em out. Kinda scary, but nothing was broken and nobody was hurt. Our meth lab neighbor sent his wife over to ask us if we’d like him to “come over with a chainsaw” and take care of the tree for us. Considering it’s hundreds of feet tall, and needs to be taken down from the top, I’m gonna go with “no”.
I think bedtime is eminent. Have a nice evening, Deadpan!
THAT is a large weeping willow!
BTW: There appears to be a possessed Puma lurking in the bush.
I wouldn’t go out there without your spear bearers.
How, interesting, I now get to have another label applied to myself. Maybe I should file for disability status now, or at least get myself a handicap parking tag :)
Too bad I didn’t the “decreased liking and intake of fat” part. Definitely a no go when it comes to beer and coffee. Actually, it was indirectly thanks to Charlie the Beer Guy’s efforts to help me find a beer that lead me to the realization that, what tastes watery and flavorless to the folks at Draco Vista tastes bitterly biting to me.
“Maybe I should file for disability status now, or at least get myself a handicap parking tag”
Don’t know about that but I do think you have to start with a Super Hero outfit and a catchy name.
EssBee: Cool pics. I blame the cat and the sprinkler of doom for the disaster.
Ed: Be wary of JOe. Next think he’ll suggest is that you get a cape.
TEB: Sorry bout the contracts. That doesn’t sound like fun.
JOe: cool list.
Van: Thanks for the meme-ories.
Night all.
No, definitely no capes. I saw what happened to Syndrome.
I appear to be confused now….what’s today?
Yeah, Ed, and what happened with Dollar Bill too, definitely no capes or cloaks…
It must Thursday, never could get the hang of Thursdays…
Thorsday
very funny clip – if your a fan of the “ironic double standard”
http://www.thedailyshow.com/video/index.jhtml?videoId=184086&title=sarah-palin-gender-card
Sorry I couldn’t get “tiny URL” to work with this. The Daily Show web site seems to have found a way to keep that from working.
WNDRWolf
10 Interesting facts about me.
1. I work in aerospace where I check the tools that check the parts.
2. I have a working fire pit in my backyard. My wife built it.
3. On a Normal week I work 10 hours a day for 4 days.
4. I have a 1 hour commute to work.
5. I listen to something like 120 podcasts/podiobooks. From the Deadpan to Wander Radio (I call it Quality Assurance) and Audio Dramas. I am constantly amazed by the number of talented people on the internet.
6. I am currently writing my first Audio Drama Script.
7. While producing a full cast read production of a podiobook. That contains a lot help again from talented people.
8. I will be teaching a group of campfire kids between the ages 11-15 about the evils of podcasting. (Yes corrupting the youth) Everything from subscribing to creating there own – This is going to be interesting.
9. I really don’t understand the phrase “Guilty Pleasure”. If you enjoy it why feel guilty about it.
10. I work best in the early mornings…which makes my evenings short.
Morning Pan
5:30 is a hell of a way to start a morning.
I understand # 10, Wolf. I’m a morning person myself (despite the grumblings). I always seem to get the most work done before noon myself and am usually in bed by 8:30, read for an hour and asleep at 9:30
11. I have only eaten rabbit once but it was tasty.
12. My wife is an amazing person.
13. Working to bring Wander Radio Productions into a profitable venture.
Today is Thursday right?
Yup. No Jackness, yet.
Ok – I thought yesterday was Tuesday for some reason.
Look at it this way, wolf. Your week just got a day shorter.
Not that anyone really cares, but I’m down to my last 20 contracts.
Go TEB GO!
We all care about your sanity… Really we do.
Now TEB we all care what you’ve been upto.
Off to visit the inlaws. See you next week.
Go TEB Go!
Finished! They were all ok, with a total of $0.61 in errors. Now we can close the month and move on to Sept. – oh, joy.
Yeah.
I don’t know why, but I feel better now that you have finished your contracts TEB. LOL Good work.
The Misses kicked my butt this morning. She woke me up at 5:30 and made me run with her, three miles. I’ve been running for about 6 months now, but she’s been active for about two years. She wants me to train with her to do a half marathon in January. I guess it doesn’t matter what I eat now. There’s no way I’ll gain any weight. LOL
Way to go Rhettro! I expect regular progress reports. I think you’ll find, when working out, you’ll actually eat more and still either not gain, or actually lose weight. That’s what I discovered when I started doing major work outs, about 5 years ago .
I’m getting just reading Rhettro’s last post.
11. I don’t get an exercise high….which pisses me off.
+tired
I wouldn’t fret about it, Van. I personally find my morning workouts very boring and I’m almost ready for bed afterwards. I also discovered, once I reached a certain age, if I wanted to keep my girlish figure, I had to actually work at it. It’s not fun (well, except I’m enjoying the MA classes), and I don’t get any “high” from it, it’s just something I have to do :)
TEB: Well that’s the plan anyway, hopefully I won’t break my body between now and then. LOL
Van: I don’t get an exercise high either, I drag myself out of bed, but I’m a bit of a masochist, so that helps.
It also helps if you have a partner. My husband and I get up at 5:30 to do our workouts together. He does 40 minutes, I do an hour. I always find that last 20 minutes, when he’s gone for a shower, harder to do than when he’s there.
OOO and “About Me” game:
1. I am from Alaska.
2. I lived in a shack down by the beach for awhile, we pooped in a 5 gallon bucket.
3. I love Star Trek thanks to my mommy.
4. I read the hobbit in 3 days in 3rd grade.
5. As a kid I got into fights defending others.
6. I am an Aquarius, and am freaked out how much I fit the description.
7. My mommy is a Midwife.
8. I am an Atheist, but recognize the need for religion in certain peoples lives. I have no problem with religion until it impinges on others’ rights or well being, or when it causes people to judge others.
9. I lost my virginity at 18 and didn’t get to have sex for another year. The curse of being horny yet shy.
10. I like to be proficient in all I do, but loose interest once I am. Short attention span for my own hobbies.
Man, at 5:30, I’m getting ready to walk out the door for work. I try to exercise in the evenings, but it’s hard to get motivated for that after a full day of work.
11. I am REALLY STRONGLY ANTI PALIN…..
and here is 100 good reasons to be:
http://www.dailykos.com/storyonly/2008/9/1/113810/3053/686/582073
I don’t have to leave for work until 7:00AM so I have time to exercise in the morning, but more than that it gets to hot outside at any other time during the summer. LOL In the spring, I changed into my running shorts as soon as I got back from work, and ran for 20 minutes. That way I didn’t give my mind a chance to fret about it. But I’ve been slacking lately, I’ve been running three times a week instead of five. I’m definately going to have to step it up. *facepalm*
Hey. Sorry – I am temporarily without home computer. The new Unshow is posted.
Looks like a lot of good stuff to read this morning on this thread, though. . . .
I can’t get myself motivated to workout in the mornings. It’s gotta be at night.
Would you do it for a Scooby snack?
Yes Saturday morning cartoons corrupted me for life. LOL
Does anyone else think that “Scooby Snacks” had to be some sort of “Pot laced” cookie ?
Errand time.
See you guys over on the Unshow page.