Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #105: Unshow 22

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  1. Vanamonde Says:

    …..and I will walk ten thousand miles…

  2. Vanamonde Says:

    Or is it would?

  3. Vanamonde Says:

    So in the free paper today was the story about Van Morrison refusing to play at venues unless they ban alcohol sales.

    Dispose he lives upto his infamous grumpiness.

    Congrats to Rhettro for winning the last GJB.

  4. jackmangan Says:

    Van reports on Van.

  5. Trucker Overdrive Says:

    I speading Dubshacks Annal love.

  6. Vanamonde Says:

    CITMO: Fringe Eps 2

    You think if Fringe goes big people will do piss takes the series by running into huge signs floating in mid air?

  7. Ed from Texas Says:

    So, Trucker fantasizes about Eliza and Dubshack….No! wait! *shudder*

  8. Vanamonde Says:

    Glaciers rubbing against each other…

  9. ditto Says:

    Van: They were speaking Scottish so who knows what the hell they were singing. Could have been ‘fould’ for all we know. ;)

  10. wndrwolf Says:

    Sad day in Celtic Music… The Brobdingnagian Bards go their own ways.
    http://thebards.net/tales/2008/09/answering-questions-ive-seen.shtml
    Andrew and Marc have decided to go their separate ways after 13 years of performing together…Damn I am going to miss the fun. (Glad I did go and see them this past May.)

    No it is not a messy break up – No fights were involved. Just solo projects dragging them their separate ways…

  11. wndrwolf Says:

    I am always amazed at how quiet it gets in here after I say something…hmmm

  12. justa J0e Says:

    scary wolf

  13. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan!

    Bunny slept in – didn’t get up until eight. That felt really nice.

    Van, I liked the “big letter” way fringe does places. Haven’t seen ep. 2 yet, It’s in my que.

  14. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    So I installed the new “Genius” from the latest version of i-tunes. I clicked on JMDP and it suggested the following as complimentary songs

    So What – Pink
    Disturbia – Rihanna
    Keeps Gettin’ Better – Christina Aguilera
    Hot N Cold – Katy Perry
    When I Grow Up – The Pussy Cat Dolls

    There were more, but I only mentioned the top 5. I found it a very… interesting list of recommended songs to go with Deadpan. Of course, now it wants me to purchase those songs

  15. Vanamonde Says:

    I’m getting pissed off with the iPhone. Not sure if it’s the 2.1 firmware update or iTunes 8, but the damn thing won’t follow an On the Go Playlist, it keeps acting like I’m hitting the shuffle button..grrrrr!

  16. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Van, when I did my update, just a few days ago, it too messed up my touch. Quite often now, when it goes into sleep mode, if I have something playing, the podcast, or song, etc, will start repeating the spot where it was, sort of like an album skipping.

    I’m not impressed either.

  17. ditto Says:

    Wndr: That sucks

  18. ditto Says:

    The joys of software updates.

  19. ditto Says:

    CP: Mind is Ugly — War Tapes
    (via IndieFeed)

  20. ditto Says:

    CP: Alligator Skin — Tilly & The Wall
    http://www.spin.com/articles/exclusive-new-tilly-and-wall-video

  21. ditto Says:

    Must be some good drugs in Omaha. ;)

  22. ditto Says:

    CP: Boots of Chinese Plastic — The Pretenders
    http://www.spin.com/articles/pretenders

  23. ditto Says:

    Gives new meaning to the phrase ‘heavy breathing’:
    http://gizmodo.com/5051226/caption-contest-vader-love

  24. EssBee Says:

    Woah, now THAT’s something new. Thanks for the link, ditto!

  25. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    some people have way too much creativity

    http://bob-basset.livejournal.com/

  26. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    http://tinyurl.com/5vw454

  27. Rhettro Says:

    Murder Burger? Redrum Reg Rub?

  28. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    http://tinyurl.com/6ov7es

    I admit, I didn’t know so I had to look up what a thereminist was

  29. Rhettro Says:

    Me either. But I really want to Photoshop an image of Thermos for Obama.

  30. Vanamonde Says:

    Wasn’t that used in the Forbidden Planet soundtrack?

    Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo!

  31. ditto Says:

    It was definitely used in the Beach Boys song “Good Vibrations”.

  32. Ed from Texas Says:

    WHAT? No more bards?

    I think I’m going to have to go start a riot now. Excuse me.

    That sucks, but hopefully we’ll see some fruits from their solo projects soon.

  33. Jack Mangan Says:

    Someday, I will become a master thereminist.

    TEB: Fascinating that Deadpan is associated with 5 saccharin-pop girl acts.

    That is a shame about the Brobdingnagian Bards. I hope they continue to do well in future projects with fewer syllables.

  34. wndrwolf Says:

    Marc Gunn has put out several solo CD’s this year. I had the opportunity to review one.
    Andrew has very little online presents which makes it difficult to follow where he is going…

    They will be missed hopefully this won’t last long…

  35. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    Theremin’s for the win.

    I activated my genius on iTunes…admittedly with much trepidation.

    But it makes really good playlists….

  36. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    http://tinyurl.com/5kscfh

    Palin Baby Name Generator.

    Awesome.

    I am Ladel Torque Palin

  37. EssBee Says:

    Mounty Bat Palin here

  38. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Rankle Hiway Palin here

    Now to take my cat to the vet for his shots

  39. justa J0e Says:

    “Rink Rebate Palin” here

    I suddenly feel the urge to go lobby the Government for money … tell them how bad they are when they give it to me … and then keep all of it.

  40. justa J0e Says:

    I can see an Italian Restaurant from here … I should teach foreign policy.

  41. ditto Says:

    CP: Out To Get You — James

  42. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    CP: “Sunday” – Block Party

  43. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    I can see an Italian, Mexican, Vietnamese, Pan Asian restaurants all from my office window…I am a veteran of foreign affairs with expertise in Asian relations.

  44. ditto Says:

    CP: Storm — Vanessa Mae

  45. Rhettro Says:

    I never had an affair with a foreigner or a veteran.

  46. marlodianne Says:

    There is sun outside my window. It makes it very hard to work. Sun. Out there. It could be the last sun for months. Right now.
    Argh.

  47. ditto Says:

    Awesome shirts:
    http://justcreativedesign.com/2008/09/18/18-truly-awesome-handpicked-designer-tshirts/

  48. marlodianne Says:

    Oh, wait, that was off-topic…here goes…

    Since I am aware of sun, I am a world renowned expert on global warming.

  49. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My poor kitty had his shots. As well as a blood test and urine. So am I an expert on animal welfare?

    oh wait, I’m Canadian… I don’t have to be an expert because I’m so nice and polite :)

  50. Rhettro Says:

    Those were awesome shirts ditto.

  51. Jack Mangan Says:

    And did your Canadian kitty get tested for his stick-handling skills and skating ability?

    (Yes, I said that with ditto, TEB, AND Marlo Dianne all in the vicinity.)

  52. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    No, but he did get 2 minutes for unsportsman like conduct when he complained when they tried to take his temperature. With an additional 2 minutes for roughing.

  53. Rhettro Says:

    Give that man a package of back bacon and some smokes.

  54. ditto Says:

    Mmmmmmmmmmmm back bacon.

  55. Vanamonde Says:

    I bought Marc Gunn’s cat CD a few years back for an ex. She claimed to enjoy it…

  56. Vanamonde Says:

    Just got back from seeing this lot:

    *http://tinyurl.com/3o5e5u*

    What was funny was the way the members of the group looked at the two men doing the dancing,it was like a diet coke commercial.

  57. ditto Says:

    CP: Guess Who Batman — Lily Allen

  58. Jack Mangan Says:

    CR (well not at this moment): Spherical Tomi. How weird is that?

  59. Dubshack Says:

    Ed: Funny. Actually if BBR had gone forward, I think eventually people would not have been able to distinguish my wife from Eliza. Which is probably more frightening.

  60. Amy Bowen Says:

    I am… Gravel Blood Palin.

  61. justa J0e Says:

    … so is she

  62. ditto Says:

    Just got caught up on The Guild. Very funny stuff. And started watching Gemini Division. Interesting so far. Didn’t like the first episode of Venus Rises.

  63. justa J0e Says:

    I like Peter Gabriel and his music very much.

    Mr. Gabriel, if you have a robot looking for comments being posted about you and it has pointed you here, I just wanted to say “Thank You”.

    Oh … and you should collaborate with Jack Mangan on something. Thanks again.

  64. ditto Says:

    CP: FCC Song (Fuck You Very Much) — Eric Idle

  65. ditto Says:

    CP: DWTS (Do What They Say) — Sissy Wish

  66. Jack Mangan Says:

    Little-known-fact, J0e, I once played a dancing plucked chicken in one of Mr. Gabriel’s videos. I don’t know if that counts as collaboration…

  67. Rhettro Says:

    Oh a Peter Gabriel / Mangan mash up would be quite tasty! I wonder if PG would mind being interviewed on the Pan? Hmmmm….

  68. Vanamonde Says:

    Well if I could just find a flying pig…

  69. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    “Gravel Blood Palin”

    Best Name Evar.

    The connotations are just amazing.

  70. justa J0e Says:

    “Gravel Blood Palin” and her new album “Bridge to no where”.

  71. justa J0e Says:

    Re: Collaboration
    I saw that video, Jack. You were great. Almost “life-like” !

  72. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan.

    No sun yet this morning – I don’t think I like this early morning stuff without the sun.

  73. Cynful Says:

    For the Bards fans, its typical Andrew to take the backburner in presence. Michelle (his new partner) is nice and a bit quiet. I travelled with her from Kansas to Houston a few years back and got to know her a bit. Although I’m sure she thought I was a bit strange :)

    Marc has always been the hyper one and the one to take on a mouthload of projects more than he can get to at any one time.

    Things about their new projects are creeping up on their website and on myspace.

  74. EssBee Says:

    Morning, Deadpan!

    CP: Yesterday’s Democracy Now! Michigan Republican Party plans to suppress poor and African American voters

    TGIF, yo.

  75. Amy Bowen Says:

    J0e, Jeremy: LOL! :)

    On an entirely unrelated note…

    ARRRRR!!!! Happy International Talk Like a Pirate Day to all me mateys on the Deadpan crew!

    Right now, I must set sail for some meetings. I might check in this afternoon, though.

  76. justa J0e Says:

    CP(1.FM Flashback Alternatives): Godley & Creme “An Englishman in New York”

  77. justa J0e Says:

    Arrrr

  78. EssBee Says:

    CP: Savage Love #100 (dedicated to straight married people)

  79. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Avast!

  80. justa J0e Says:

    Arrr EssBee – what ya be have’n fer the BENT married people?

  81. EssBee Says:

    Sorry, JOe, it all be fer the boy-girl types. Arrr.

  82. ditto Says:

    Ahoy me maties.

  83. justa J0e Says:

    Ahoy there yerself ya scarvy Deadpanite!

  84. justa J0e Says:

    Aye EssBee, but what about the BENT boy-girl types?
    Now there be some treasure!

  85. justa J0e Says:

    Where be that TEB lass?

    This uns fer her –
    What’s was the pirate movie rated? — “Arrr!”

  86. justa J0e Says:

    What kind o’ socks does a pirate wear?

  87. EssBee Says:

    Aaargh, JOe, check episodes 1-99. That’s where the bent boy-wench topics arrrr discussed.

  88. justa J0e Says:

    A – “Arrrrgyle!”

  89. justa J0e Says:

    Q – “What’s the problem with the way a pirate speaks?”

  90. justa J0e Says:

    A – – “Arrrrticulation!”

  91. Dubshack Says:

    I have found a new jem on tv, and it’s name is Californication. Very, very good show.

  92. EssBee Says:

    I must have this t-shirt:

    http://www.nbcuniversalstore.com/detail.php?p=65557&pa=affiliate_NBC

  93. Vanamonde Says:

    Pirate day so soon?

    That bloody grim reaper is cheating again.

  94. justa J0e Says:

    the good news is ye can use yer “Ayephone” !

  95. ditto Says:

    Standarrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrd

  96. ditto Says:

    WTF Arrrrrrrrrrrrrrr?
    Watchmen 2. They be kidding?
    http://www.mania.com/watchmen-2-still-possibility_article_87347.html

  97. justa J0e Says:

    A pirate walks into the bar with a ships wheel attached to the front o’ his trousers.
    The bartender asks, “What the hell is that ships wheel for?”

    The pirate says, “I don’t know, but it’s drivin’ me nuts!”

  98. Vanamonde Says:

    Hollywood: thinking the unthinkable since 19xx…

  99. Vanamonde Says:

    Crap pirate joke:

    What do you get when you mix a pirate with a vampire?

    DraculARRRR

  100. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Stephen Fry’s Podgrams *5

    SF ranting..cool.

  101. Rhettro Says:

    I for one welcome our new Russian chess playing overlords.

    http://tinyurl.com/4k8xju

  102. Jack Mangan Says:

    I think we need an International Talk Like Shatner day.

  103. Rhettro Says:

    Talkin’ Shat?

  104. Rhettro Says:

    Speaking of “Talk Like a Pirate Day,” if pirates played video games, do you think they would like “Yars Revenge?”

  105. Jack Mangan Says:

    Do Pirate Physicists make their victims walk the Planck?

  106. ditto Says:

    Rhettro: She can play with my pawns all she wants. Yarrrrr.

  107. Vanamonde Says:

    A couple of free ebooks at Tor.com:

    http://tinyurl.com/59fy5e

    You need to signup though.

  108. Amy Bowen Says:

    Arrr, I be glad to see that we be celebratin’ Talk Like a Pirate Day in such a fine manner around here!

    Meetings went well. I remembered to talk like a pirate some of the time. I’ll be off in a bit to go and plunder some more booty for the party tonight.

  109. Rhettro Says:

    ditto: Check and mate! Agreed. :)

    If I had my copy of Watchmen handy, I’d post some excerpts of the Pirate story in here.

    Amy: Enjoy your party!

    Jack: I think they’d torture their victims with a Schoeder’s Cat and nine tails.

  110. Rhettro Says:

    Or if I was going to spell it correctly “Schrödinger’s Cat O’ Nine Tails.”

  111. Vanamonde Says:

    What’s an umlaut between pirates..

  112. justa J0e Says:

    ?????

  113. justa J0e Says:

    A little boy is trick or treatin’ on Halloween by himself.
    He is dressed as a pirate. At one house, a friendly man asks him, “Where are your buccaneers?”
    The little boy responds, “On either side o’ me ‘buccan’ head!”

  114. ditto Says:

    CP: You Shouldn’t Have Pissed Me Off — Beatnik Turtle

  115. Vanamonde Says:

    Google is a wonderful thing, but I can’t find a poem that talks about Schrodinger’s Cat in the style of Dr Seuss.

    sigh

  116. Rhettro Says:

    If anyone is up to the challenge, it’s you Van.

  117. Vanamonde Says:

    God only helps those that help themselves.

  118. Vanamonde Says:

    Amazing what you can learn from watching Futurama…

  119. Ed from Texas Says:

    So, are we calling for pirate themed contributions for the next Deadpan? Stolen paragraphs from Morevi, Watchmen, etc.?

    Would it be cheating to snip some of Tee’s podcast to send in for a stolen paragraph? He’s already done the recording, after all :)

  120. Ed from Texas Says:

    Booty to the head, Nah! Nah!

  121. Jack Mangan Says:

    Tee Morris has so gotta co-opt that to promote Morevi. . . something about crossing the Tees and dotting the Ayes.

  122. ditto Says:

    CP: KEXP Music That Matters, Vol 115

  123. Vanamonde Says:

    Can someone throw something at Ed…quick now before Jack reads his comment.

  124. Vanamonde Says:

    Too late…………..

  125. Amy Bowen Says:

    Jack: Brilliant! I sure hope Tee’s still reading this.

    Off to start doing the cooking for the party. I’m making the fourth edition of my special piratey dinner. I will take pictures. Please remind me to post them to Flickr, if I forget. :-)

  126. Vanamonde Says:

    CW: Geekbrief #429

  127. Vanamonde Says:

    +TV

  128. Vanamonde Says:

    Shimmer (a magazine that prints short stories) are releasing a Pirate theme issue for free:

    http://tinyurl.com/52qe4u

    It’s in pdf and only available today.

  129. Rhettro Says:

    A link for guitar and fantasy enthusiest.
    http://tinyurl.com/3vqmt2

  130. Jack Mangan Says:

    I think that’s a Guitar +3 of Shredding, Rhett. Triple wah-wah damage on a natural 20.

  131. Rhettro Says:

    I think I’d need to buy a “pick of destiny” for it. LOL

  132. Rhettro Says:

    http://tinyurl.com/3jcpz4

  133. ditto Says:

    Ew. Carrots rotting from the inside out. Gross. Gross. Gross.

  134. EssBee Says:

    Why, ditto, why??

  135. ditto Says:

    That’s what I’ve been asking as well. Why? Ew. :(

  136. justa J0e Says:

    I think you have to throw your head back and shake your fists at the sky when you ask that ditto.

  137. Amy Bowen Says:

    Ahoy thar, me hearties!

    Tonight’s party was the best Talk Like a Pirate Day celebration I’ve ever had. There was a ton of food, including nuts, chips, salsa, cookies, crackers and cheese, “ship’s biscuit” baked by me, red beans and rice, fruit salad, grilled Spam, and turkey legs. And, of course, there was rum, and Coke to drink it with. Everyone enjoyed the food, most of my friends got into the spirit of Talk Like a Pirate Day, and I got to play some of my piratey music collection. I had an absolutely wonderful time. :-)

  138. justa J0e Says:

    Harrrr. Tis sounden like a fine time there, me matey!

  139. justa J0e Says:

    We’ll be expectin you to make those photos, walk the plank!

  140. justa J0e Says:

    Just saw this and felt the need to share.

    If you’ll recall, Dick Cheney claimed that the office of the VP was NOT part of the Executive branch and therefore HE was not bound by any of the laws or rules that the President had to abide by.
    He also claimed that the Vice President was not part of Congress so he didn’t have to answer to them either.

    So a news organization has now put the question to both Biden and Palin – “Is the office of Vice President part of the Executive branch, Legislative branch or neither?”

    Biden said it was obviously part of the Executive branch and unlike Cheney, the White House won’t have to hire an army of lawyers and constitutional scholars to skate around something that anyone with common sense has known for 200 years.

    Palin’s answer to the same question … “No comment.”

  141. Dubshack Says:

    So I just got off watching all the episodes of Californication (so to speak) and HOLY CRAP is that show the fucking shit.

  142. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Californication is a great show, as is Dexter.

    Hugh sez: But nothing is as good as Mad Men

    oh hells no my brotha. Mad Men is da shit, yo

    and may I say… *Don Draper swoooon*

    Hugh sez: dis bitch be sweatin Don Draper yo

    I ain’t sweatin him.

    Hugh sez: you sweatin me?

    hells yes. I be sweatin you daddy

    Hugh sez: mmm mmm mmm

    LOL

  143. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    on a related Deadpan side note

    We are on a Christopher Moore reading kick

    Lamb: The Gospel According to Biff, Christs childhood pal
    has been read by me and is currently being read by Hugh

    Bloodsucking Fiends has been read by Hugh and is now being read by me

    Hugh sez: funny shit

    I haven’t been laughing as much at Bloodsucking Fiends as i was at Lamb, but still a good book

    Hugh sez: word sista

  144. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    so which Moore book will we read next?

    Hugh sez: I think the vampire story continues, I am sure you will want to continue that

    Hells yes! But I have a bunch of borrowed books I should read

    Hugh sez: oo yeah you have that Devils Apocrypha that looks good

    ooooo yeah. I heard that was a good read

    and we have a new crop of 33 1/3 book series installments to read from your last Amazon purchase

    Hugh sez: Yeah.. ESPECIALLY the one about Afghan Whigs that I can’t beleive you haven’t read yet

    OMG!!! I forgot we have that

    Hugh sez: you forgot we had a book about Greg Dulli in the house?!?!?! Are you well?

    LOL
    heh
    funny

  145. Vanamonde Says:

    A drive by TSHs posting..cool.

    Mad Men is indeed the proverbially dogs bollocks.

    Today’s useless tip:

    You may find that your liquidizer isn’t liquidizing a high calorie protein bar and you get left with a big lump going round in circles. Simply break the bar up by hand before putting it in the liquidizer and all will be well.

  146. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    May I pimp the Greg Dulli book here?

    The 33 1/3 book series are individual books dissecting an album in its entirety. They are wonderful, fascinating reads

    33 1/3 book series:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/33%E2%85%93

    Hugh sez don’t they have a blog too?

    hmmmm….

  147. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    bah!

    wordpres got me

    eh.. fuck it

    on to deapdan my dear?

    Hugh sez: Hells yes

  148. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hey Van, actually we are here to play by play a bit

    I will remember your tip when liquidizing my protein bars

    Hugh sez: you liquidize protein bars

    errr.. no.. but now hat we have a tip about it maybe we should try

  149. Vanamonde Says:

    +s

  150. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    “spolier alert”

    Deadpan 97 continues….

    Hugh sez: Holy fuck we’re behind

  151. Vanamonde Says:

    Hi TSHs, I’ll just sit back and watch you strut your stuff.

  152. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    I see your ’s’ and raise you 2 s’s Mr Vanamonde!!!

    Hugh sez: your so sexy when you raise an s

    *swooon*

  153. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    ooo.. shoud we do a striptease for Van?

    Hugh sez: I am quite sure he would prefer to see you strip then me. So go ahead. I’ll just sit back and watch you strip too.

    LOL *smack* :)

    onto deadpan…

  154. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    ummm.. someone is talking

    no idea what is happening

    personnel files

    someone else is talking now.. a stolen paragraph?

  155. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Jack, Jack, Jack

    new segment??

    Bring the geek back

    Ha ha

    dont fix that

    Hugh sez: my geek never left

    no cheating Dubshack!!!

    geekify Gilligans Island

    Hugh sez: I remember when we did this!

    Hugh sez: *princess leia slave girl swooooooooooooon*

  156. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    *deadpan pause*

    Hugh has to take a whiz :)

  157. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    *unpause*

  158. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    *boba fett swoooooon*

    Insatiable love of the dead

    dumb.ass.mem.ory

  159. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    its only a Dumbass moment

    Hugh sez: it sounds like he is transmitting from Tattooine (spelling?)

    am I going to lose my geek card for not knowing how to spell tattooine properly?

    He’s beating the buttons

    Hugh sez: that printer got the best of him

    no paper in the damn paper

  160. Vanamonde Says:

    Well I’m leaving on a light railway train. Bye TSHs.

  161. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Amy Bowen dumbass memory in Louisville

    she stuck the shaft in the hole.. heh.. sorry Amy, I couldn’t resist

    LOL!!!!!!!!

    Amy that was hysterical.. Hugh is clutching his stomach laughing his ass off :)

    I’ve done shit like that

  162. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Bye Van!!!

    Hugh sez: buh-bye

  163. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Christopher Moore!!!!!!

    *swoooooon*

    Hugh sez: *swoooon2*

    I got sad at the end of the Biff book cuz, Like i know this is going to sound silly.. but he made Jesus so likable. Like he was just this normal really sweet guy who has this whole weight on his shoulders and he was so tortured about it.. and you know what finally happened to him.. it made me sad. I liked Jesus.

    Hugh sez: but you didnt like the Jesus in the bible?

    well I read the bible in highschool, I was more interested in you in highschool than the bible

    Hugh sez: you are a smart lady

    :) but the bible was so dry.. and it felt like a schoolbook you know? It felt like it was more about everything else, not just the teachings of Jesus. But the Biff book.. made him seem more real, focused entirely on Jesus and made him really likable and sweet. It made me sad when it ended to know what that sweet sweet mans fate was more than the bible did. Teh bible just made me think more only about his death and how I should feel bad about it.. how he died for me and it was all just full of guilt. the bible made me just feel bad that I even existed.
    Biff made me feel bad about Jesus the man.. Jesus as the boy growing up and all the normal things he thought that he couldnt experience cuz the angels told him he couldnt. He was just this normal adolescent kid. I cried for him

    Hugh sez: all those wasted years of religion class in highschool when if they just made you read Lamb you would of been such a good little catholic girl

    do you really think I could of been a good catholic girl?

    Hugh sez: LOL. No comment. I thought you were a wonderful catholic girl personally.

    I bet you did

  164. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    sorry about that Jesus tangent I just went on

    Hugh sez: say 5 Hail Marys and you will be forgiven

    thank you father

  165. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    climb into my spoon

    last 6 nipples!!!

  166. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    the left one!

    Hugh sez: YES! The left one is the good one.. c’mere lefty

    stop it! *smack* after deadpan you can play with lefty

    Hugh sez: you promise?

    I promise

    Hugh sez: ok I will leave it alone for now.. later my sweet lefty

    LOL.. oh.my.god

    Hugh sez: yes y child?

    *sigh* I need to find the nipples now

    Hugh sez: I know where they are, let me show you

    not those nipples Hugh!!

    Hugh sez: sorry :(

  167. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Greasy Spoon Nipples Udder Bangles Susanna Hoffs Dickens Comments Cockles Spooges Comment-a-palooza shitzus donkus nose hairs nipples Comments solo nipples privates nipples sphincters comments comments teets areolas nipple comments comments nipples nipples greasy jelly nipple comments nipples through ep 97 phase 1

    Smarty Hotties® – 26
    The Energizer Bunny – 25
    Vanamonde – 20
    justa j0e – 19
    Mr ditto swooon – 17
    Rhettro – 12
    Dubshack – 11
    Ed From Texas – 8
    Rhettro – 8
    Jeremy- 7
    Leann 2.0 – 6
    Trucker Overdrive – 5
    Alvie – 4
    disgruntled scientist – 4
    Thomas – 3
    Jackamo – 3 (even though it doesn’t count according to him)
    Amy Bowen – 3
    Lost Ralph – 3
    WNDR wolfie – 2
    Addie in boulder – 2
    EesBee – 2
    psion andy – 1
    Leather Clad Mistress of Deadpan – 1
    John Boze: 1
    g squared – 1

  168. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Bunny- silence of the lambs
    ditto- shoegazing
    Van- slop machine? detecting homosexuals?
    Bunny- morning pan, busy day
    ditto- ninnys
    eesbee- southland tales

    greasefade?
    nipplefade?

  169. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Greasy Spoon Nipples Udder Bangles Susanna Hoffs Dickens Comments Cockles Spooges Comment-a-palooza shitzus donkus nose hairs nipples Comments solo nipples privates nipples sphincters comments comments teets areolas nipple comments comments nipples nipples greasy jelly nipple comments nipples through ep 97 final

    The Energizer Bunny – 27
    Smarty Hotties® – 26
    Vanamonde – 21
    justa j0e – 19
    Mr ditto swooon – 19
    Rhettro – 12
    Dubshack – 11
    Ed From Texas – 8
    Rhettro – 8
    Jeremy- 7
    Leann 2.0 – 6
    Trucker Overdrive – 5
    Alvie – 4
    disgruntled scientist – 4
    Thomas – 3
    Jackamo – 3 (even though it doesn’t count according to him)
    Amy Bowen – 3
    Lost Ralph – 3
    EesBee – 3
    WNDR wolfie – 2
    Addie in boulder – 2
    psion andy – 1
    Leather Clad Mistress of Deadpan – 1
    John Boze: 1
    g squared – 1

  170. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh sez: Bunny beat us by 1 silly nipple

    1 nipple is not silly

    Hugh sez: true. Each nipple is important. You must spend quality time with each nipple before putting them in clamps

    LOL
    ok if you are going to talk about nipple clamps I am going to get very distracted

    Hugh sez: later my sweet girl, later

  171. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Rhettro won the greasy bean

    we’re typo tlaking dittos nipple *swooooon*

    LOL

  172. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    I love typo tlak

  173. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    LOL.. Jack you kill me

  174. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Jacks count didnt match ours?!?!??!?!?!?

    well only for Rhettro, our different counts didnt change the winner or anything but Jack said Rhett had 17 or maybe 20 and we have Rhett at 12.. eh whatev. We still lost :(

    Hugh sez: I demand a recount.. I bet Bunny has some dangling chads she is hiding

    there are no hard nipples?

    Hugh sez: lemme check.. Nope Jack, there are a few hard nipples over here

    well they are hard now after you rolled them around in your fingers

    Hugh sez: oh “sorry”

    :) you aint sorry

    Hugh sez: no, I’m not sorry at all girly

    :) *swoooon*

  175. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    what the hell do we do now?

    outrobabble!!

    He apologizes to people who content he hasnt played yet

    send him shit peeps

    geeky Gilligan

    Jack has a plan, and he is a tease

    Hugh sez: No, my balls are no longer blue. Thank God.

    LOL.. poor Hugh

    awww Gandalf.. how cute

    he aint coming back after the music

    Jack just took 15 minutes from our lives we will never get back

    contents of the back of a police cruiser
    dont taz me bro!

  176. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    is Jack coming back after the music?

    Hugh sez: shall we wager some sexual favors?

    of course baby :)

    Hugh sez: Jack IS coming back

    alrighty

    Hugh guess: Yes
    Dre guess: No

  177. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    this mash up is teh_awesome

    you must go to Gort, and you must say these words

    motherfucker!

  178. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Jack came back! Hughie wins!!!

    Hughie sez: no more Hughie.. you will get on your knees and call me Master now

    yes master :)

    LOL

    oh I love it

    Hugh sez: say goodbye to Deadpan babe

    goodbye Deadpan :)

    sleep tight, dont let the bedbugs bite

  179. Vanamonde Says:

    So todays choice of movie is Tropic Thunder, Miss Petigrew Lives for a Day or Jar City (icelandic thriller).

    Decisions, decisions….

  180. Amy Bowen Says:

    TSH: I’m so glad you enjoyed my Dumbass Memory in episode 97 so much! I knew there was no way to avoid that story sounding dirty to someone… but I recorded it anyway, because it was funny to me at the time. I’m glad it went over so well!

  181. justa J0e Says:

    I enjoyed it too! :)

    Smarty Hottie sighting!
    gotta agree with ASH about the readability of the Bible … at least for a kid. More deep thoughts on that later.

    gotta get this morning started.

    Could somebody reach over and pump up the volume?

  182. Vanamonde Says:

    I’ll just stick on the Xenon 2 soundtrack…

  183. EssBee Says:

    Morning, Deadpan!

    Looking forward to deep thoughts on the Bible, JOe. Loved the TSH sighting! How’sit going today, Van?

  184. EssBee Says:

    Just read what I found to be a funny blog post about same-sex marriage. Or maybe a new grassroots (?) movement to protest it in California:

    http://tinyurl.com/4uoupw

  185. ditto Says:

    TSH: Yeah, Lamb is an awesome book. It’s sacrilegious and respectful at the same time. It’s definitely one of my favorite Moore books. If you liked that, you should read “The Stupidest Angel”.

  186. Rhettro Says:

    Why am I awake this early on Saturday? Oh yea, I ran 3 miles and went back to bed, but couldn’t sleep. Good thing the Pan is always awake. :)

  187. Vanamonde Says:

    Off to the cinema to see Jar City, the novelty of an Icelandic thriller won out.

  188. Vanamonde Says:

    How crap is my razor? Let me count the nicks….

  189. Jack Mangan Says:

    That would have gotten my vote, Vanamonde. Meaning Jar City, not the crap razor.

    It felt good in my cockles to read a brand new play-by-play.

    I hope the weekend is good to you all. Stupid best-laid-plans. . . .

  190. Ed from Texas Says:

    Trying to get caught up on two weeks worth of laundry….yea?

  191. justa J0e Says:

    *pop* just popping in.
    Re – best laid plans. Sing it brother. Sing it!

    Re – “Lamb”. I am quite intrigued. I’m going to look for it.
    I really liked the film that I think was called “The Last Temptation of Christ”. The one with William Deffo (sp?)
    I loved the whole concept of, what if Christ had said, “Mmmmm, maybe not so much with me getting killed. Latta Bros”. I like that sort of alternate timeline treatment with any historical event/person type thing.

    Ok … back to doing the dumb things I gotta do … Touch the puppet head.

  192. Vanamonde Says:

    Well Jar City was good, just don’t expect any suspense about the killer. Biggest yuk moment though was not the murdered people but the scene where the lead detective eats a sheep’s head. Not quite up there with that scene where a live squid is eaten (somebody posted a link a while back) but close.

  193. Vanamonde Says:

    You can put the first in the don’ttellyourmatesyoudomartialarts category.

    As I entered the cinema I sat in front of three woman. Before I realised I may have been blocking their view, they moved further down the row they were sitting on. There was some whispering and then one piped up “I’m only a yellow belt don’t expect me to defend you”. Whether their attention was on me or somebody else in the cinema I cannot say.

  194. Vanamonde Says:

    -the -first +this

  195. EssBee Says:

    Good story, Van!

  196. justa J0e Says:

    Van – Perhaps it was due to your attending the cinema in your full Ninja outfit. That’s gotten you in trouble before.

  197. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    catching up

    j0e.. I would love to hear your comments on the bible.

    I have no problem with the book, I just think after reading Lamb that maybe someone needs to update the bible to be hipper to “the kids”. I think the bible does read like a textbook and maybe thats because from the moment I first started actually reading it, it WAS my textbook for religion class. I never saw it as anything but another stupid book I had to read for class the next day. I hope that doesn’t offend anyone, I dont mean it as an insult. It wasnt that I thought the bible was a bad book or I was putting it down, or thought less of it, but it was literally a textbook to me.
    Later in college I took a ‘bible as fiction’ class which I thought was terribly interesting and did make me appreciate it just a little bit more, but yet again it was my textbook and not a holy book.
    Maybe when teaching the bible to kids in highschool, they should just make a textbook about it, maybe that would help.
    I was a typical teenager. I was rebeling. I hated all my classes but art. I just wanted to make out with my boyfriend all day and listen to punk music and get high. Science, english, religion, math, spanish, history.. all of them were treated with the same complete disinterest by me. The only things I ever read were the literature books we had to read. I devoured those. I was even in a great books reading group grade 6-12. If they gave me Lamb to read I would of loved religion class. Reading the bible was like reading chapter 7 in the AMerican History book.. I dunno.. maybe it was cuz my parents were not religious I never saw it as more than just another class I had to take and hate. They sent me to catholic school cuz they thought I was trouble, they didnt actually think getting a catholic education was important. All education was important to them (well not for a girl) So again to me religion class was just another class and the bible readings we had to do were just more homework that I didnt want to do.

  198. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Jack- the fact that we warmed your cockles makes me sooo happy :) *swoon*

    ditto- cool! We will look for that. We have a book backlog right now.. so I gotta read a few borrowed books and shit before getting more Moores books

    EesBee- I want to go get remarried now so Hugh and I can be parry A and party B

    I hope everyone is well in deadpan land. We’ve got dinner with Hugh’s boss and his wife tonight.
    We might be by later again to play by play some more- we’ll see

    l8r

  199. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Oh and back to Jesus for a sec.. I remember going to see Last Temptation of Christ. The whole family went. I did kind of liek that alternate view on events type stuff… you know that whole history is written by the victors, or as feminists like to say its all HIStory and all that.
    It doesn’t mean 1 is right or wrong, just makes it interesting to get another point of view, another possibility
    Like this book I have to read called Devils Apocrypha which is the events as told from the devils point of view where the devil is actually the good guy. That God and the angels need the belief in them to sustain them, so they found earth and created christianity to sustain them and are sucking life from earth and the devil is the guy who rebelled against that and thought what the other angels was doing was bad.. so its kinda like the devil saying the story was told wrong to make him look bad and he is telling his side now.. I like that sorta thing.. again not saying that this book is right, its just really interesting to read about

    ok.. gotta go find my husband now and leave for dinner :)

    buh-bye

  200. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    I sure know how to clear a room :)

    Hugh sez: well I’m still here

    you are :) thats all i need

    Hugh sez: I bet the tumbleweeds loved your rant

    LOL.. I love ranting to tumbleweeds.

    Hugh sez: I love your rants

    wow you are being sweet. To much wine at dinner?

    Hugh sez: I did consume quite a bit of vino didn’t I

    you did :)

  201. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    unshow 17 spoiler alert

    no aka name

    no more nipples

    Hugh sez: boo. I want nipples

    not literally nipples, just comments

    Hugh sez: oh good :) Don’t take the nipples away from me

    never!

  202. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    no predictions!

    Jack won a jelly point and is taking himself out to lunch

    Hugh sez: you have to put that in quotes so it implies something sexual

    Jack is “taking himself out to lunch”

    Hugh sez: there you go

  203. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    pointless inane chattering!!!!!!!

    its just a “little pole”

    oh “oops” I “meant” to say poll

    he would love your content

    Hugh sez: I’ve got some content for you babe

    LOL. ummmm… *swoooon* I think I might need to get drunky Hugh to bed

    Hugh sez: Yes! Take me to bed mama

    Hugh and his boss talked about the economy and drank lots and lots of wine

    Hugh sez: its the economy stupid!

    and they made lots and lots of bad economy jokes

    Hugh sez: they were funny! you guys laughed

    we did :)

  204. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    ok I am going to try to finish the unshow, but Hugh is quite inebriated :)

    Hugh sez: Why did God create stock analysts ?

    I dont know baby

    Hugh sez: to make weather forecasters look good

    :)

  205. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    hugh sez: how many stock brokers does it take to change a light bulb?

    I dunno :)

    Hugh sez: 2- 1 to unscrew it and let it drop, and 1 to try to sell it before it crashes

  206. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    LOL.. Hugh is so cute :)

    ok where were we?

    Jack wants to know how to live happily in this fucking world

    he has a couple changes!

    Hugh sez: I fear change!

  207. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    the greasy spoon will return

    3 final thoughts

    1. Deadpan is the way. Word brotha
    2. Best wishes to Deadpan friends going through tough times
    3. We need a goal. It is: 500

    Hugh sez: Check if we made it babe

    I will!

  208. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    BOO!!! only had 386 comments

    Hugh sez: ah well, Jack did say people were missing

    I believe we were missing then

    Hugh sez: we’ve been missing a lot lately

    we have

    Hugh sez: finish this up and take me to bed mama

    yes sir!

  209. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    send in content

    sphericaljackmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

    tomi

    he aint coming back after the..

    farrrpointmediapoweredbypudango

  210. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    ok Hugh tell another stock market joke then we can go to bed.

    Hugh sez: fuck. I can’t joke on command…. ummm…

  211. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh sez:
    Bull market is a random market movemnet causing an investor to mistake himself for a financial genius
    Bear market is a 6-18 month period when the kids get no allowance, the wife gets no jewelery and the husband gets no sex

    Momentum investing- the art of buying high and seling low

    Vlaue investing- the art of buying low and selling lower

    P/E ratio- the ratio of investors wetting their pants as the market keeps crashing

  212. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    and on that note I have to take Hugh to bed and take advantage of his drunken state

    :)

    night pan
    night mush

  213. Jack Mangan Says:

    Looks like the Drunky Hotties have gone off to bed.

    Just want to chime in and agree with all of the comments about “Lamb”. What a great, great, really smart book. I enjoyed “A Dirty Job”, but I really loved “Lamb.” Highly recommended.

    Saturday Night’s All Right For Commenting.

  214. Vanamonde Says:

    Morning Pan, another grey, grey day.

    Could be the w0rld’s strangest clock:

    http://tinyurl.com/3t9cws

  215. EssBee Says:

    Morning, Deadpan!

    It’s grey here today too, Van.

    I’m at the end of Mad Men Season 1. I’m not sure how I feel, still, about this series. I must like it since I keep watching!

    Happy Sunday, everyone!

  216. Amy Bowen Says:

    Gray and rainy here in FL, too. :(

  217. ditto Says:

    Interesting take on why the iPhone is bombing in Japan:
    http://www.japanator.com/elephant/post.phtml?pk=8685

  218. marlodianne Says:

    Another bleak awful morning…

    So, let’s cheer spread. Has everyone seen Ninja Cat?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=muLIPWjks_M

  219. Vanamonde Says:

    That cats has obviously been watching far too many cartoons.

  220. Vanamonde Says:

    -s

  221. ditto Says:

    Yep. Ninja Cat is adorable.

  222. justa J0e Says:

    mildly related -
    Do any of you guys now how to perform the puppy dog “Heimlich maneuver”.
    No, it’s not a euphemism.
    No, I didn’t either.

    Now I do.
    If you are a dog owner you may wish to file this away.
    http://tinyurl.com/48taak

  223. marlodianne Says:

    Joe, link didn’t work.

    But I have cats, who, in the words of my vet, “are extremely efficient at vomiting”.

    I’d be all proud, except it’s a super common feline trait.

  224. justa J0e Says:

    It would seem that web overlords have discovered a way to undo tiny URL

    I’ll try the full link

    http://www.ehow.com/how_4460787_help-choking-dog.html?ref=fuel&utm_source=yahoo&utm_medium=ssp&utm_campaign=yssp_art

  225. Jack Mangan Says:

    How cute is ninja cat? Have you all met the cat named Burger & Fries?

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=f3a6ZZPLsio&feature=related

  226. marlodianne Says:

    Way to go, Burger and Fries, don’t hold your feelings in. You tell them. Poor baby. That is the kind of terror you see at the vet’s :(

    I hope he has / found a great family. If someone can’t love you when you’re having a really bad day, they can’t love you at all.

  227. Vanamonde Says:

    Crap fight choreography ahoy:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vLU4B6vjleA

    Although it did make me think of TEB for some reason…

  228. Vanamonde Says:

    Watching the Emma Peel ones now is equally disappointing.

    Nostalgia ain’t all what it’s cracked upto be.

  229. marlodianne Says:

    I remember when nostalgia was a good thing….

  230. Vanamonde Says:

    Rose tinted spectacles can help with that.

  231. marlodianne Says:

    “These rose coloured glasses / That I’m looking through / Show only the beauty / Cause they hide all the truth…”

    Thanks, Van, for the deadly earworm.

  232. Vanamonde Says:

    I’m not worthy marlodianne…

  233. Vanamonde Says:

    CW: Stargate Atlantis S5E9

  234. ditto Says:

    CP: Handlebars — Flobots

  235. ditto Says:

    Just finished watching a show on Mt. Rushmore and the Black Hills. Good program up until the end when they decided to go way overboard on the patriotic flag waving. Even the wife found it distasteful.

  236. ditto Says:

    CP: Home — Gemma Hayes

  237. ditto Says:

    Night pan. I hope you all had a good weekend.

  238. justa J0e Says:

    Sleep well young man.

  239. Vanamonde Says:

    No that sentence brought on a flashback:

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=MEBIOmd-F9k

  240. Vanamonde Says:

    +w

  241. Jack Mangan Says:

    That guy seems pretty funny, Vanamonde. I confess: Never heard of him before.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=SjxY9rZwNGU&NR=1

  242. Trucker Overdrive Says:

    It’s early… I am going to eat Bojangles… I love to south. I am liking True Blood but the acting still feels funny.

  243. justa J0e Says:

    Mr. Bojangles ?

  244. justa J0e Says:

    http://tinyurl.com/3zyc4b

  245. EssBee Says:

    Good morning, Deadpan!

  246. ditto Says:

    Morning. I never knew much about the guy that created Robert’s Rules of Order. Turns out he was a pretty famous engineer. Go figure.

  247. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan!

    Bunny is alone again for a couple of days.

  248. justa J0e Says:

    Morning gang.

    So, how famous do you have to be before you get to start handing out the rules?
    Is Jack close yet?

  249. ditto Says:

    jj: I don’t know, but I guess I have to keep working on it. ;)

  250. Vanamonde Says:

    So plenty of pine in TEB’s immediate future.

  251. Vanamonde Says:

    Well I had never heard of RRs.

  252. ditto Says:

    Van: A lot of people haven’t heard of RR, unless they’ve been involved in some sort of formal meeting situation. And even then, they might not know what system is being used.

  253. ditto Says:

    Does anyone else find it odd that Kim Gordon would start a fashion line?
    http://www.pitchforkmedia.com/article/news/145755-sonic-youths-kim-gordon-starts-fashion-line

  254. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Van, TEB’s going to be in “sleep on hubby’s side of the bed” mode.

    I’ve heard, and used, Robert’s Rules of Order. I just assumed he was dead already. Shows what I know.

  255. ditto Says:

    Yea! “Moving Pictures” will be hitting Rock Band DLC next Tuesday!
    http://www.gamespot.com/news/show_blog_entry.php?topic_id=26599322&sid=6197960&om_act=convert&om_clk=newstop&tag=newstop;title;3

  256. ditto Says:

    CP: Stupid as a Tank — Poorfolk
    (via IndieFeed)

  257. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    What’s wrong with a fashion line, ditto. Everybody else seems to do it.

  258. Rhettro Says:

    Another Monday morning. There ought to be a law.

  259. justa J0e Says:

    … or at least a rule!

  260. justa J0e Says:

    I knew of RRO but only as a source for punchlines not the actual rules themselves
    (ei … in a meeting where things have broken down into chaos I might be heard asking ” could someone get Roberts on the phone” or when the family is wondering if we can go ahead and start Thanksgiving dinner even though Uncle Albert still hasn’t arrived, I might be overheard saying “perhaps we should consult Roberts Rules of order”. I guess I’m pretty much a smart ass.)

  261. ditto Says:

    Smart-asses of the world unite!

  262. Vanamonde Says:

    teeth grinding mode:

    BBTL commentary episodes (love the actual show though)
    The last one was the final straw for me.

    CGR segments in Scifi Surplus
    Which were ok when they weren’t so regular.

  263. Ed from Texas Says:

    Ah, I see “Engines of our Ingenuity” has won a convert. I just heard the Robert’s Rules episode this morning. Always something interesting on that one.

    I actually own a copy of Robert’s Rules, but haven’t had to make much use of it.

  264. ditto Says:

    Ed: Yep. Thanks! :) I used to use Robert’s Rules when I was part of Toastmasters. I always meant to buy a copy, but never got around to it.

  265. Jack Mangan Says:

    Not (consciously) familiar with Robert’s Rules.
    So he’s like the strunk and white of people-gathering, huh?

  266. ditto Says:

    I second that.

  267. Vanamonde Says:

    there is something wonderfully futuristic about metal box lifts (elevators)…even when they stink of stale urine.

  268. justa J0e Says:

    I am “disillusioned spice”.

  269. Vanamonde Says:

    A cheap eastern European knockoff of Dune?

  270. marlodianne Says:

    Van, there is nothing futuristic about vomit.

    (Elevators give me severe vertigo and, yes, make me vom. I have to take stairs. Urine isn’t even a factor.)

  271. marlodianne Says:

    *wonders why so many of you seem to have parliamentary debate experience*

  272. marlodianne Says:

    Could be a ‘reimagining’ of the spice girls. Now with even less self-esteem! They have the depths of PCD and Girlicious to aspire to!

  273. ditto Says:

    I’m disgruntled spice :)

  274. ditto Says:

    CP: Sometime Around Midnight — The Airborne Toxic Event

  275. Rhettro Says:

    I’m zombie spice.

  276. justa J0e Says:

    (side bar – “If AT&T had spent nearly as much energy and expense trying to KEEP me, as they do now in trying to get me to switch back … I wouldn’t be posting this message.”)

  277. Jack Mangan Says:

    Ooo ooo – I call Fremen Spice.

  278. Jack Mangan Says:

    Or maybe Spice 1999.
    Lost in Spice?
    Pigs. . . in. . . Spice?
    Inner Spice?

  279. ditto Says:

    A Spice Too Far
    The Dark Spice
    Spice Wars

  280. ditto Says:

    Would Evo Spice be an in-your-face spice? ;)

  281. Rhettro Says:

    “He is the king of all the land
    In the Kingdom of the sands
    Of a time tomorrow.

    He rules the sandworms and the Fremen
    In a land amongst the stars
    Of an age tomorrow.

    He is destined to be a King
    He rules over everything
    On the land called planet Dune.

    Bodywater is your life
    And without it you would die
    On the desert the planet Dune.

    Without a stillsuit you would fry
    On the sands so hot and dry
    In a world called Arrakis.

    It is a land that’s rich in spice
    The sandriders and the “mice”
    That they call the “Muad’Dib”.

    He is the Kwizatz Haderach.
    He is born of Caladan
    And will take the Gom Jabbar.

    He has the power to foresee
    Or to look into the past
    He is the ruler of the stars

    The time will come for him
    to lay claim his crown,
    And then the foe yes
    they’ll be cut down,
    You’ll see he’ll be the
    best that there’s been,
    Messiah supreme
    true leader of men,
    And when the time
    for judgement’s at hand
    Don’t fret he’s strong
    and he’ll make a stand,
    Against evil and fire
    That spreads through the land,
    He has the power
    to make it all end.”

  282. justa J0e Says:

    “The Large Spice Colider” – I’d buy THAT for a dollar!

  283. justa J0e Says:

    Repo Spice

  284. Vanamonde Says:

    Spiceworld.

    No that’s not right…

  285. Jack Mangan Says:

    Spiceland Tales?

  286. justa J0e Says:

    Fine then …
    Time fore the A.B.C. list of Spice Girls/band members that should NEVER exist.

    A) Anthrax Spice

    B) Bottom spice
    Botulism Spice

    C) Curdled Spice

  287. justa J0e Says:

    D) Detachable Spice (?)

  288. marlodianne Says:

    Old Spice?

  289. EssBee Says:

    The gayest fooking spice on the rack.

  290. Rhettro Says:

    Anthrax Spice?

    “Fifteen years in the academy
    He was like no cadet they’d ever seen
    A man so hard, his veins bleed ice
    And when he speaks he never says it twice
    They call him Judge, his last name is Dredd
    So break the law, and you wind up dead
    Truth and justice are what he’s fighting for
    Judge Dredd the man, he is the law
    DROKK IT!”

  291. justa J0e Says:

    ? Dredd Spice

  292. justa J0e Says:

    E) Enema Spice

  293. Rhettro Says:

    With just a hint of Rob Schneider.

  294. Rhettro Says:

    That was in reference to the Judge Dredd spice, not enema spice. Ew.

  295. Jack Mangan Says:

    Spice Said Fred?

    Oh wait – I’m screwing up J0e’s alphabet list.

  296. Jack Mangan Says:

    So I’ll suggest Frankenspice for F.

  297. Rhettro Says:

    G) Gonorrhea Spice ?

  298. Vanamonde Says:

    Halitosis Space

  299. Vanamonde Says:

    -a +i

  300. Vanamonde Says:

    Iguana Spice

  301. EssBee Says:

    I) Internal Medicine Spice

  302. justa J0e Says:

    Icky Spice … oh wait, that’s what we have

  303. justa J0e Says:

    j) Jaundice Spice

  304. justa J0e Says:

    (I also want to append “Gelatinous SPice” to G)

  305. justa J0e Says:

    K) Knucklehead Spice
    (Is there already one of those?)

  306. justa J0e Says:

    K) KGB Spice

  307. Jack Mangan Says:

    Do you feed them Kibbles n Spice?

    L) Lactating Spice.

  308. justa J0e Says:

    ewww

  309. justa J0e Says:

    P) Podcaster Spice

    Me -”Have you ever met a podcaster?”
    Voice in my head -”Hey, what are you talking about? Aren’t YOU a podcaster?”
    Other voice in my head – “I rest my case.”

  310. Vanamonde Says:

    You have some against MNO jj?

  311. Vanamonde Says:

    +thing

  312. Vanamonde Says:

    Mephistopheles Spice

  313. Rhettro Says:

    I thought you were channeling Gary Coleman Van. LOL

  314. Vanamonde Says:

    Necrosis Spice

  315. EssBee Says:

    Obama Spice

  316. Vanamonde Says:

    Odoriferous Spice

  317. Vanamonde Says:

    Q*Bert Spice

  318. Vanamonde Says:

    rottweiler spice

  319. Vanamonde Says:

    Septicemia spice

  320. Vanamonde Says:

    Toxicological Spice

  321. Trucker Overdrive Says:

    JJ: http://www.bojangles.com/ nom nom….

  322. Trucker Overdrive Says:

    Urinary tract infection spice

  323. Trucker Overdrive Says:

    Vaginois Spice… not a fun spice.

  324. Trucker Overdrive Says:

    Xenia spice

  325. Trucker Overdrive Says:

    sorry I missed

    Wig party spice

  326. Jack Mangan Says:

    Urinary Tract Infection Spice! Blecccccchhhh.

    I think Xanadu Spice also needs to be an X alternate, just to continue the Xanadu alpha tradition.

  327. EssBee Says:

    Yak Spice

  328. EssBee Says:

    Zipper Spice

  329. Amy Bowen Says:

    You know you’re sleepy when you type the following into Twitter:

    “Welcome, new Twitter followers at @TristaTwesten and @Tosus!”

    Yes, that’s right: I knew the next thing I was supposed to type was “@,” and instead of the symbol, I typed the actual word.

  330. justa J0e Says:

    isn’t “at @’ what they fired at WWII pilots?

  331. justa J0e Says:

    That were some funny “Speculative Spice”, gang. Lot’s of LOL.

  332. justa J0e Says:

    To re-visit “Q” … here is one for a very few of you.

    “Quinlan Spice”

  333. Ed from Texas Says:

    Wow! Heroes made a strong opening tonight!

  334. Ed from Texas Says:

    Damn, I missed the Spice Wars, I see.

  335. Ed from Texas Says:

    Perhaps I’ll be in time for the Spice Strikes Back.

  336. Ed from Texas Says:

    Or, I may just have to wait around for the Return of the Spice?

  337. Ed from Texas Says:

    Oh, let’s not drag this out. One last post:

    Beware of The Phantom Spice, or you may face the Attack of the Spice and then you’ll suffer the Revenge of the Spice.

  338. JohnBoze Says:

    Yeah, if I eat Tex-Mex that is too aggressively spicy, the next day I do suffer revenge of the spice…

  339. justa J0e Says:

    “These are not the Spice Girls you’re looking for”

  340. justa J0e Says:

    “Use the Spice, Luke”

  341. justa J0e Says:

    “A long time ago in a Spice girl far, far away….”

  342. justa J0e Says:

    “May the Spice be with you”

  343. Jack Mangan Says:

    No, Luke. . . . . *I* am your Ginger. . . .

  344. ditto Says:

    Life sucks. I’m waiting for the other shoe to drop now. We’ll see what happens. That is all.

  345. Jack Mangan Says:

    I hope everything turns out OK, ditto.

  346. Jack Mangan Says:

    http://www.getthebigpicture.net/blog/2008/8/17/sink-your-teeth-into-the-millennium-falcon-cake.html

  347. Vanamonde Says:

    Morning Pan, the sun has got it’s hat on, so shhhhhhhhhh as to not to frighten it back behind the clouds.

    The first episodes of the new season of Heroes is dribbling down my pipe as I type.

    Keeping my fingers crossed it will be a good start to the season..

  348. justa J0e Says:

    oh … it’s another morning
    joy

  349. justa J0e Says:

    meh. The TiVo was not properly briefed and failed to record Heroes.
    Seems I do get another shot at it as they will replay it Saturday.

  350. justa J0e Says:

    ditto – fooken shoes

  351. EssBee Says:

    Sorry about the sucking, ditto.

  352. EssBee Says:

    And let that be the last time you ever hear that from a woman, ditto.

  353. ditto Says:

    lmao.
    EssBee FTW!

  354. Rhettro Says:

    Yes, Heroes started out strong if a bit confusing. I should have rewatched the last episode from the previous season.

    I thought Sarah Conner was good if a bit predictable. Hopefully the writting will pick up a little better. The acting was pretty good though.

  355. ditto Says:

    CP: Collapsing at your Doorstep — Air France
    (via KEXP Song of the Day)

  356. ditto Says:

    CP: I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) — The Proclaimers

  357. ditto Says:

    CP: Let Me Touch You For Awhile — Alison Krauss & Union Station

  358. EssBee Says:

    CP: yesterday’s Fresh Air. The topic is Mad Men, for you fanboys.

  359. Jack Mangan Says:

    Yes, the author’s political bias is obvious. I still find his points to be indisputable:

    http://www.salon.com/opinion/feature/2008/09/18/lies/index.html

    Sorry to go “there”. Mehs are on the house today.

  360. EssBee Says:

    Good one, Jack.

    A blogger friend of mine pointed out that Rush Limbaugh was ranting yesterday or Friday about the fact that we cannot call Obama “African” American, because he is from the “Arab part” of Africa.

  361. EssBee Says:

    Meant to put the word “from” in quotes above.

  362. justa J0e Says:

    The article, while making no effort to be “kinder and gentler”, is spot on.

  363. Jack Mangan Says:

    OK last one (from over a month ago):

    http://www.newsweek.com/id/153323

  364. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    good afternoon Pan.

    It’s c-c-cold her by the mountains

  365. justa J0e Says:

    Fine.

    The Presidential situation has gotten so out of control it has forced me to get a google account (stupid google) so I can document this stuff in a blog and spare the Deadpan from my rants.

    I invite you to go to

    http://justaj0e.blogspot.com/

    and see an example of “The Circular Talk Express” from Sunday’s news.

  366. justa J0e Says:

    meh
    I’m in wordpress mehgatory.

  367. ditto Says:

    CP: To Bring You My Love — PJ Harvey

  368. justa J0e Says:

    Now the man in the back
    Is ready to crack as he raises his hands to the sky
    And the girl in the corner is ev’ryone’s mourner
    She could kill you with a wink of her eye

  369. Rhettro Says:

    oh ya

  370. marlodianne Says:

    I’d need a major upgrade of the situ to reach mehdom.

  371. Vanamonde Says:

    I remember the 70’s.

    /shudder

  372. marlodianne Says:

    CP: Gowan – A Criminal Mind

  373. ditto Says:

    All I’ve ever known…

  374. EssBee Says:

    CP: Crazyhorse Mongoose – Galactic (Live at 2006 NOLA Jazzfest)

  375. ditto Says:

    CP: Send A Prayer — The Elders

  376. EssBee Says:

    CP: Heartshine — Mother Love Bone

  377. ditto Says:

    CP: How Did We Get From Saying I Love You — Great Big Sea

  378. Jack Mangan Says:

    Picked up the new Mehtallica, based on Mark Forman’s recommendation.

    Definitely the best thing they’ve done in about 20 years. It has its moments. Maybe it needs some more listens.

  379. EssBee Says:

    CP: Swervin — The Coup

  380. justa J0e Says:

    … er, isn’t it the ONLY thing they’ve done in the last 20 years?

  381. EssBee Says:

    CP: conference call FROM HELL.

    One woman thinks that it’s an appropriate time – while on the phone with the VP – to ask if I’m okay with her vacation plans.

    So far, that was pretty much the highlight of this call.

  382. marlodianne Says:

    Joe, nah, there was much hype and orgasmic glee / hatred over that St. Anger thing. You know, around the time they were also into–and yammering on AND ON about–group therapy.

    To me, as an objective flag moment, the first time they said ‘napster’ they went from sad has beens to annoying arrogant out of it jokes.

  383. EssBee Says:

    EW! My family received this last night, and I didn’t look too closely at what it was. Now I’m pissed:

    http://tinyurl.com/52f24l

  384. marlodianne Says:

    I need the long url extension to come out of experimental.

  385. EssBee Says:

    It’s just gonna make you mad too, marlo:

    http://www.alternet.org/rights/99767/newspapers_in_swing_states_are_delivering_anti-islam_dvds_to_voters/

  386. marlodianne Says:

    EssBee, is it an icky sign of how ugly things are that I’m surprised this wasn’t done with federal money?

    Or is that not even icky anymore? Do we just assume it was federal money, and plan a bonfire?

  387. Jack Mangan Says:

    I think that’s the current Right Wing’s ick-onomical plan.

  388. Rhettro Says:

    The cover of the new Death Magnetic album reminds me of a Metal Muff.

    http://tinyurl.com/3gnnv9

  389. Vanamonde Says:

    ..just without the iron filings…

  390. Vanamonde Says:

    The maths of electromagnetism was beyond me, but the experiments were nice.

  391. justa J0e Says:

    Re – Metal Muff
    Pffft! That thing doesn’t even go to eleven!

  392. Amy Bowen Says:

    Well, Pan, I have good news and bad news.

    The good news is that I just got my first car!

    The bad news is that I have to spend all morning tomorrow registering my new car, then go straight to work. *If* I don’t have urgent car stuff to do in the evening, I will be putting the finishing touches on Questors #2 so it will be included in this week’s episode. Wish me luck.

  393. justa J0e Says:

    Best O luck to you Amy.
    I wish you only the best CARma :)

  394. Mark Forman Says:

    In an age of much decent but identity-less music I guess one saving grace is the new Metallica at least sounds like themselves. They built that category so it’s ok for them to represent there. Napster is a non-issue(and almost non-entity) now, but it earned them place on the worst Net joke list of our century.

  395. Rhettro Says:

    Amy, concratz on your car. Questors is worth waiting for.

    So tonight I was… hey, wait a minute! Was that Mark Forman? I thought he was dead! Or living in Nebraska.

  396. Rhettro Says:

    Side note. Opeth ticket has been appropriated.

  397. Jack Mangan Says:

    Bah, I’m back with more politics. Sorry. This is actually a pretty good speech though:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=S27yitK32ds

    I’ll be back again before I pass out.

  398. Jack Mangan Says:

    w00t on the vehicle, Ambassador!

    Unrelated link:
    http://www.getthebigpicture.net/blog/2008/9/14/incredibly-hip-lego-watchmen.html

    goodnight marsh.

  399. Vanamonde Says:

    Morning Pan, warning for people with COPD:

    http://tinyurl.com/3jwkeh

    My Mother is on one of those medications.

  400. Ed from Texas Says:

    THERE ARE FOUR (hundred) NIPPLES!

  401. Amy Bowen Says:

    J0e, Rhettro, Jack: Thanks for the well-wishes, and the compliment on my writing!

    Ed: LOL!!! :-D

  402. Vanamonde Says:

    Just think how much you could milk that for…

  403. justa J0e Says:

    Nice!
    Real or not, this is most excellent.
    The photo is from the current hearings in congress, were they are asking you and I to pay a TRILLION dollar bailout of banks that got greedy.

    http://tinyurl.com/4rqjwt

  404. EssBee Says:

    Morning, Deadpan!

    I’m sure you are all as shocked as I am by the news that Clay Aiken has confirmed that he is, in fact, gay.

    Moment of silence, please.

  405. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan!

    Frost on the ground this morning – yuck.

    I’ve decided I’m going to be hit and miss on the boards until World Fantasy is over.

  406. justa J0e Says:

    Re: Clay Aiken
    I think what he has confirmed is that his 15 minutes of fame is almost up and he desperately needed something to get him back in the public eye.

    Sorry Clay, jmho

  407. justa J0e Says:

    TEB – World Fantasy???
    Is this a game, convention or just “me” time?

  408. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    J0e

    http://www.worldfantasy2008.org/

  409. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Go to the membership list and see all the “names” we have attending.

  410. justa J0e Says:

    Looks fun!

  411. Vanamonde Says:

    Well I’ve never heard of Tad Williams.

    Cough..

  412. WNDRWolf aka The Master of Patience Says:

    CP: The Sonic Society The Season is Upon Us.

    One of my favorite shows…

  413. Jack Mangan Says:

    Ryah, break some legs with this year’s Con. I do hope you’ll still find time to pop in and tell us what you have baking – or even just to drop some puns.

    J0e, I sure hope that picture is real.

    Mehdnesday already?

  414. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My schedule for the next few days:

    Just finished going over returned e-mails from WF “news and notes”.

    We’re setting up a meeting for this weekend to go over the construction of the artshow boards (I did Westercon’s artshow when it was here in Calgary so I’ve sort of become a consultant for WF artshow even though it’s technically not my department).

    We’re also going over the list of artists and dealers who have and have not paid and handed in their paperwork.

    As for baking – it’s a friends birthday this weekend so I will be baking a Lemon Cheese Coconut Cake :)

  415. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I once made a cake for a friend when they moved into a new apartment. Unfortunately, it too suite for me.

  416. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Do golfers avoid cakes and pies in case the get a slice?

    OK, lunch time. Then more work. Will try to pop in tomorrow.

  417. Vanamonde Says:

    ZP takes a pop at a couple of XLBA games:

    http://tinyurl.com/4jx4zs

  418. Rhettro Says:

    So many games, so little money at the moment. Oh well, my back log of game I haven’t finished is staggering.

    I’ve been chugging along in Mass Effect, anyone have some advice on how to defeat Matron Biesasn…. whateverthefuckhernameis? a.k.a. the blue alien witch?

    On Neverwinter Nights – Hordes of the Underdark, I’ve encountered a dungeon full of golems that are particularly nasty. TEB? ditto?

  419. marlodianne Says:

    CP: Clay Aiken – Lover All Alone

  420. ditto Says:

    CP: Grace — Yo-Yo Ma & Bobby McFerrin

  421. ditto Says:

    Rhettro: You have to fight the teams that she sends against you. For each team you beat, you weaken her.

    Never played NWN. Shocking, I know.

  422. Jack Mangan Says:

    Marlo, you’re not really listening to Clay Aiken!

    Never even seen NWN, Rhett. I’m still trying to get away from Inky, BLinky, and Clyde.

  423. marlodianne Says:

    CP: Blue October – Hate Me

  424. marlodianne Says:

    CP: Stabilo – Flawed Design

    Another mega-awesome Canadian band. The album Happiness and Disaster (2006) is pure lyrical wow. This has been your mini-earbuds.

  425. ditto Says:

    If you want a laugh, please read the comments to this article:
    http://www.dailygalaxy.com/my_weblog/2008/09/ground-zero-rev.html#comments

  426. marlodianne Says:

    Jack: No, I really do listen to Clay Aiken. That`s the only decent song on his current album though. I have diverse musical tastes, and unlike most people who say that, I really do.

  427. Vanamonde Says:

    I wonder why butters feel the need to post comments in capitals.

  428. Vanamonde Says:

    -b +n

    Curse you Apple Corp.

  429. Jack Mangan Says:

    Cool, marlo. I applaud eclectic, unapologetic musical tastes. I figured the Clay Aiken reference was a knock at the headlines.
    I’ve actually never heard one note of his music.

  430. marlodianne Says:

    CP: David Bowie – Thursday`s Child

  431. marlodianne Says:

    Jack: He`s an amazing vocalist, but he doesn`t tend to pick the best song selection for his own material. It`s often empty lyrically, which is pointless. He totally kills at power ballads though. Bridge Over Troubled Waters being an oft-cited example of a transcendent cover.

    As for his personal life, I think it`s our own damn business what ports we have and who we share them with, so I supported his former stance that it didn`t matter. I find it offensive than anyone thinks they have the right to ask, let alone judge. But if he`s happier and less stressed if people know, good for him.

  432. ditto Says:

    CP: Unforgiven — Creed

  433. Vanamonde Says:

    So tried switching on Genius in iTunes. For the few albums I have ripped from CD, it had no suggestions for a playlist.

    I didn’t think the albums were THAT obscure.

  434. EssBee Says:

    marlo: Thanks for saying what you did, and sorry if my joke offended. I do have a slightly different opinion than you on the closet and celebrities, but very much respect yours.

  435. Rhettro Says:

    Thanks for the info ditto. I’ve managed to take out everyone who was attacking me at the door. Perhaps there are others scattered around the perimeter. So what kind of rounds would you recommend? Hammerheads, radioactive, chemical etc.?

  436. Mark Forman Says:

    Rhettro: If the choices be death or Nebraska. Put me in that Death Magnetic box please…

  437. Rhettro Says:

    Mark, if it’s good enough for Gretchen, it should be good enough for you. :)

  438. JohnBoze Says:

    So, who thinks the Republicans might try to call a state of emergency on the economy and suspend the elections?

    That could cause some folks to try to protest, but then they could declare martial law… Someone told me they were building up military presence in major US metro areas?

  439. JohnBoze Says:

    Less doomly-and-gloomly…

    We got us a division race, eh, Chicagoans?

  440. Jack Mangan Says:

    I’ll take Creeping Death over Death Magnetic.

  441. Mark Forman Says:

    Hmm,seems lately Chinese White Death(powdered milk) doing ok-my bet is on the them.

  442. JohnBoze Says:

    Ok, I do admit the above was sweaty Kilroy 2.0 style conspiracy theory, but don’t we all have a little pudgy guy with glasses inside us?

  443. Vanamonde Says:

    Sadly for some of us, the pudgy guy with glasses has already escaped.

  444. Vanamonde Says:

    ..and is on the outside.

  445. Vanamonde Says:

    Adam Curry on the latest No Agenda was predicting the current US administration canceling the elections this year.

  446. JohnBoze Says:

    And Van wins the “picking up the straight line” award…

  447. Ed from Texas Says:

    Well, I’m glad Adam Curry has No Agenda.

  448. ditto Says:

    Rhettro: There are 4 entrances to that room. You need to go to each door, get jumped by the commandos, and eliminate them. Try to stay out of view of the witch as well. Once you’ve eliminated all 4 groups, the rest is easy. I tended to use the DOT (damage over time) rounds, usually incendiary. Save a couple of different types of ammo, and switch when you find out what enemies you are dealing with (robots, creatures, people).

  449. Ed from Texas Says:

    D’oh!

    http://failblog.org/2008/09/24/truck-fail-3/

  450. Rhettro Says:

    Wow, that was a truck fail. LOL

  451. Rhettro Says:

    Okay that makes sense ditto. I will give it a whirl. :)

  452. ditto Says:

    Ed: Yeah. What the hell was he thinking? And why wait so long before trying to cross?

  453. justa J0e Says:

    meh
    That “Truck Fail” link caused my browser to fail.

  454. justa J0e Says:

    TA – DAAAAA!!!!!

    Step one of “Operation Brew Meister” is complete!
    I know have 5 gallons of October fest beer starting it’s primary fermentation in a nice cool dark place.
    Come Halloween it will be ready! Mmmmmm.
    I’ll be the only house on the street giving out beer this Halloween!!!!

  455. ditto Says:

    Pretty awesome Daily Show from last night:
    http://www.hulu.com/watch/36252/the-daily-show-with-jon-stewart-tue-sep-23-2008

  456. ditto Says:

    Started rereading Watchmen.

  457. justa J0e Says:

    RE: conspiracy theories.
    I still have a copy of a news article from 2/21/2006 that included this little talked about tidbit.

    “… , there was that curious development in January when the Army Corps of Engineers awarded Halliburton subsidiary Kellogg Brown & Root a $385 million contract to construct detention centers, (each capable of holding 5,000 people) somewhere in the United States, to support the rapid development of new programs.”

    It was speculated that the “detention centers” could be used to detain American citizens if the Bush administration were to declare martial law.

  458. justa J0e Says:

    Frankly, they found much more effective ways of controlling things.
    Has everyone forgotten about the Diebold debacle?

    If Obama doesn’t have a substantial lead (like more then 10%) going into election day, once again the RNC will get away with simply hacking the results in their favor.

  459. JohnBoze Says:

    In case you didn’t get the email…

    Answer a bunch of Trent’s nosy questions and get a free MP4 or QT download of 1,000,000 live at Red Rocks…

    http://tinyurl.com/4ewl37

  460. Jack Mangan Says:

    No one will see this comment, but – it’s not a conspiracy if it’s done right before your eyes.

  461. Vanamonde Says:

    Ye of little faith Jack…

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