Comments on: Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #107: Nowhere Jack

By: jackmangan

jackmangan — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 03:53:06 +0000

I wonder if fishermen buy that calendar and Master Bait.

By: Vanamonde

Vanamonde — Thu, 09 Oct 2008 00:02:49 +0000

Even more bizarre:

http://tinyurl.com/27upb

The poor women could have a nasty accident with that fishing rod.

By: JohnBoze

JohnBoze — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:05:12 +0000

Anything like this, Van?

http://www.mustardweb.com/

My parents have been there.

More than once…

By: jackmangan

jackmangan — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 23:03:38 +0000

Why couldn’t both Smarty Hotties come?

OK. Rephrase.

Why couldn’t both Smart Hotties attend the concert? The 4 of us could rule the seniors’ pit.

By: Vanamonde

Vanamonde — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:28:42 +0000

Do they?

By: Dubshack

Dubshack — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 22:16:05 +0000

Why do you suppose child molestors always go for the butt?

By: Rhettro

Rhettro — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:25:11 +0000

LOL

By: The Smarty HottiesÂ®

The Smarty HottiesÂ® — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 21:12:27 +0000

w00t! its a date Rhett!!! I’ll be on the next plane!! :)

Hugh sez: you are going where? on a what? with who?

ummm.. maybe not Rhett, sorry. LOL ;)

By: Rhettro

Rhettro — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 20:44:27 +0000

*sniff* I wanted ASH to come to Opeth with Rhett and Jack. I think there are still some tickets available. ;)

By: The Smarty HottiesÂ®

The Smarty HottiesÂ® — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 20:18:33 +0000

I wanna go to the Opeth show with Jack and Rhett :(
How come you guys didn’t call me??? ;)

then we would be the 2 old guys and the old chic.. so not cool. I do have tons of black clothes and can still do my goth makeup.. then I can look like the old chic trying to be cool. Yes!

ps. Congrats on the wine bar show Jack!

By: Vanamonde

Vanamonde — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:50:40 +0000

Eccentric is too weak a word for the Museum of Marmalade:

http://www.marmaland.com/space.html

By: Vanamonde

Vanamonde — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:47:57 +0000

Iceland going cheap:

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/Country-for-sale-ICELAND-99p-start-price-no-reserve_W0QQitemZ320308801162QQcmdZViewItem?hash=item320308801162&_trkparms=72%3A1301|39%3A1|66%3A2|65%3A12|240%3A1318&_trksid=p3286.c0.m14

By: ditto

ditto — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:06:34 +0000

Very funny political ear-worm:
http://comicsworthreading.com/2008/10/07/political-ear-worm/

By: ditto

ditto — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:05:15 +0000

Smurf Wars: http://diburros.blogspot.com/2008/05/smurfs-wars-full-story.html

By: ditto

ditto — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 19:01:36 +0000

CP: Home — Foo Fighters

By: Vanamonde

Vanamonde — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:43:56 +0000

ZP mauls the latest Star Wars game:

http://tinyurl.com/4wjta7

By: Rhettro

Rhettro — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:37:38 +0000

Coolio, I’ll give you a call after work. Maybe we can pretend to be young meth addicts?

By: jackmangan

jackmangan — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 18:35:47 +0000

Rhett: I got your text message. We should definitely talk and coordinate tonight.

I srsly hope we’re not the “2 old guys” at the Opeth show.

By: Ed from Texas

Ed from Texas — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 17:57:56 +0000

I used to get up at six in the morning….

half an hour before I went to bed…..

we had to pay the mill owner for permission to come to work….

By: Rhettro

Rhettro — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 17:12:30 +0000

Looks like I get to come to the office on Friday for a BIM.

By: ditto

ditto — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:55:25 +0000

Not a bad song to be listening to. ;)

By: Rhettro

Rhettro — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:50:17 +0000

Now I have this Heart song playing in my head.

By: ditto

ditto — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:38:15 +0000

lol. It seems someone has earned the nickname “Sarah Barracuda”.

By: Rhettro

Rhettro — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:31:22 +0000

Folsum Prison Blues – Good call.

By: EssBee

EssBee — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:27:36 +0000

Hey, Deadpan. ‘Sup?

CP: Folsom Prison Blues – Johnny Cash

By: Vanamonde

Vanamonde — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:27:28 +0000

By: Vanamonde

Vanamonde — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:25:34 +0000

Todays useless tip:

If you feel you can’t comment on a waitress’s new haircut cos you fear it will come over as creepy. Give up any notion of having social life and become a hermit.

Just remember to wrap up warm, caves can be cold and damp…

By: ditto

ditto — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 16:02:54 +0000

It will be a joyous day full of conference calls. Oh joy! Oh bliss!

By: Rhettro

Rhettro — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:22:08 +0000

Okay, text message sent. wOOt Opeth!

By: Rhettro

Rhettro — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 15:17:58 +0000

Wow I seem to have slept through the calls from Jack to get in touch. Better reply to that text message.

By: Amy Bowen

Amy Bowen — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 12:17:34 +0000

Awake. I made it to bed before falling asleep last night. Now waiting for a friend to come over.

By: Vanamonde

Vanamonde — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:21:53 +0000

..and if you miss the download link on the youtube page you can grab the WIP file at:

http://tinyurl.com/4w37bc

By: Vanamonde

Vanamonde — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:20:52 +0000

Remake of Stargate (sequel to Defender), a video at:

http://tinyurl.com/4j3myk

By: Vanamonde

Vanamonde — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 08:00:05 +0000

Morning Pan:

http://tinyurl.com/3m66hf

On the radio is a claim that the money used to prop up the banks is equivalent of giving everybody in the UK 2000 pounds.

To use a Dad’s Army catchphrase:

We’re doooooomed…

By: jackmangan

jackmangan — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 07:51:20 +0000

I’m vexed, fumin, I’ve had it up to here
My days of payin dues are over, acknowledge me is in there(YEAH)
Head for the border, go get a taco
I’ll be wreckin from the jump street, meaning from the get-go
Sit back relax and let yourself go
Don’t sweat what you heard, and act like you know

Verse Two: Charlie Brown

Yes yes y’all (yes y’all!)
who got the vibe it’s the Tribe y’all (Tribe y’all!)
real live y’all (live y’all!)
Inside outside come around… (who’s that??) Browwwwwwwwn

By: Nomad Scry

Nomad Scry — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 07:30:07 +0000

Vex, my kitten, was playing on the back of my computer chair and decided that I was part of the game. So he bit my shirt a lot and then tried to hug the back of my head. I didn’t care to much for that because his claws were out… so I have a nice slice just above my lip now.

But that really isn’t bothering me right now. That honor goes to my prescription safety glasses which, while no longer making me nauseous, feel like they are trying to cut a hole to China through my skull.

Whatever. Nevermind. Back to work…

By: jackmangan

jackmangan — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 07:14:24 +0000

Van, thanks for trying to send me the Archon file, brother. I was actually able to download it, the install just failed for me.

By: ditto

ditto — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 03:14:11 +0000

Wake up!!!

By: Amy Bowen

Amy Bowen — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:55:48 +0000

Falling asleep here. Good night, Pan… *zzzzzzzzzzz*

By: JohnBoze

JohnBoze — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:43:32 +0000

About that time, Amy…

By: Amy Bowen

Amy Bowen — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:37:08 +0000

So this is how late I have to be up to catch other Deadpanites on the message boards. (10:37 PM Eastern)

By: Amy Bowen

Amy Bowen — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:36:24 +0000

Jack: AWESOME!!!! Congratulations on lining up the gig! Be sure to play some of your own stuff. Most of us like it, so I’m sure other people with good taste in music will, too. :-)

By: ditto

ditto — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:32:33 +0000

“It turns out every language has the word `Aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa!`”
lmfao

By: ditto

ditto — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:30:55 +0000

CW: Oct 6th Colbert Report

By: ditto

ditto — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:30:09 +0000

Congrats, Jack!!!
That is teh hawesome!!!

By: EssBee

EssBee — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 02:05:04 +0000

“COLORADO SPRINGS – El Paso County coroner’s officials say a woman who fell into a chest freezer and died before a friend found her was likely in the freezer for less than 24 hours. Police say a friend found the woman Saturday and called for help. Police do not suspect foul play.”

By: jackmangan

jackmangan — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:16:56 +0000

Thanks all.

I’d forgotten that these 2 jerks had their pro wrestling match tonight.

By: EssBee

EssBee — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 01:07:31 +0000

Great news, Jack!

CW: The debate.

By: WNDRWolf aka Master of Patience

WNDRWolf aka Master of Patience — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:48:30 +0000

That is awesome Jack!!!

Just think we knew you when…

By: Vanamonde

Vanamonde — Wed, 08 Oct 2008 00:43:49 +0000

Though the headless waitress on that pizza website is a wee bit disturbing.