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LOL! No, I didn’t know! MWAHAHAHA!!! ;-)
:) uh-oh! The Ambassador knows her true strength!!!
A friend of ours called from out of town. I’ve talked to him and now its Hughies turn, when he finishes we will finish ep 99. I can’t wait to listen to episode 100!!
I have yet to hear the product of our labor :)
alrighty then!
Hugh sez: hit play woman!
yes sir!
*play*
*cynful voice swoooooon*
*essbee voice swooooon*
*supermodel sex vampires swoooon*
Hugh sez: you and I need to be vampires
we do!
contents of Vans fridge
*vanamonde accent swoooon*
I love the way he sez bottle, and pint
LOL!! Ha Ha!!
Hugh sez: it was the Family Guy dude again
LOL
weloves it
talking about wanting/not wanting to have kids
Oh hells yes we had the when are you guys gonna have kids pressure
Ah, the central air
Hugh sez: Central Air, its 20 degrees outside, is he crazy??
He lives in AZ baby. Its probably like 90 there right now
[80s singing] Don’t stop.. believeing [/80s singing]
Bunny
Happy belated bday bunny!!!
Industrial age? Is he talking about our industrial music faze?
Hugh sez: methinks he isn’t babe
:(
More responsible?? pffff!!!!!!
I hope to never be a grumpy old lady
Hugh sez: Oh come on babe! I look forward to growing into a nasty cranky old man with you, and we can go to the Golden Apple restaurant on Sunday mornings and bicker really loudly and piss off all the hungover kids stumbling in drunk from their Saturday night festivities.
YOu’ve thought about this?
Hugh sez: Yes, its my dream
ok, then :) So yes, we will be cranky old people meguesses
outrobabble time
Duel of the fates season 3
*sigh*
keep an eye on the site. Server Monkey page
Don’t cheat Dub
Send in content
gjb
Van won!!
Do you have anything else to say Jack
The Al Jourgensen age was very irresponsible.
w00t for the Smarty Hottie Play-by-palooza :)
I hope guys will still do these when you’re cranky old people at the diner.
Dear Jackamo
weloves it when you are sloppy and messy
breast
dre and hughie
Jack talked to us!!!
*swoooon*
Hugh: *faints*
No, when we are cranky old people at the diner we won’t know how to use the new fancy computers and we will bitch really loudly in said diner about how things were back in the good ol days
*jack guitarring again swooooooon*
Holy fucking crap deadpan 100!!
*exhale*
why you be so nervous/cringing Jackamo?
Hugh sez:
Dear Jack
your singing makes me very swoony and weak in the knees
I think.. i think I love you
cock,
Hugh
Woooooooot!!!
The Deapan is full of hotness tonight!
Hello TSH and Jeremy and Jack and Amy and just EV-A-Reeee body!!!
Again I say woot!
Hugh sez: At the risk of getting the death glare from my wife:
Dear Jack
Didja see Chicago vs Phoenix last week?
Yes, I am speaking of hockey
cock,
Hugh
j0e!!!!!
*swoooonies*
Jackamo- this song is really good. Why for does it make you cringe? We really like it
Hugh sez: PAUSE!!!
OMG
*pause*
what???!??
Hugh sez: We forgot the will Jack come back after the music game
!!! How could we forget??????
Is Jack Coming Back after the music game
Hugh sez: LAdies first…
Dre sez: yes, he is coming back after the music
Hugh sez: then I get the no vote
Methnks he didn’t actually say I’m not coming back after the music this time
BAH! WordPress ruins everything
Apparently Ive commented: ‘LOL’ before
Hugh sez: imagine that
But I was LOL-ing cuz he put the ha ha! in the end again.
and also… I won the is Jack coming back after hte music game!!!
Hugh sez: Does this mean you are on top tonight?
*swoooon* Yes, but it means its your turn to get on your knees tonight
Hugh sez: Oooooo babe. mm mmm. I love it when she gets sassy!
Do you feel like Unshowing baby? So next time we can get right into ep 100?
Hugh sez: sure, unshow away babe.
Welcome 1 and all to the Smarty Hottie® Deadpan Unshow Retro (rhettro?) segment!!
Starring: Hugh and Andrea
With Special Guest: Jack Mangans Deadpan Unshow 19
*applause*
He is our unhost
and what we heard it untrue
Greasy spoon comments
Ed: Eraserhead via mail dispatch
Emergency mini-palooza of Eraserhead
Smarty Hotties!!!: swoooning at Ed
EssBee: Dark Knight
EssBee: passing bourbon
Van: culinary skills lacking *cough*
Greasy Spoon Cigars Comments through unshow 19
Vanamonde: 3
EssBee: 2
Cynful: 1
Justaj0e: 1
Ed: 1
Smarty Hotties: 1
oooo.. this is quick and dirty
Hugh sez: *swooon* I plan i making it long and dorty
*swooon*
gjb
Paul Maki wins!!! Too bad John Boze didn’t win
dorty?
Thank you Brad P
Morning Pan, loads of TSHs comments to read as I sip my orange juice.
panamaniacs
bye Jackamo!!!!
Hugh sez: that was too short
:(
Hugh sez: Can we go take care of your Is Jack coming back after the music game prize now?
you perv. of course we can!!
night pan
night mush
night cockles
night Mr Blagojevich, hope its cozy in your cell!!
hugh sez: no babe, remember we heard he posted bail
oh yeah.. well then.. night Mr Blagojevich, hope your wife is laying next to you in bed right now chewing your ass out for getting caught you dumbass!!
Morning/night Van :)
we leave the pan in your ultra-capable hands
Sadly, I did not see the Hawks-Yotes game, Hugh. Limited access to the games now, since I let the cable go. Thanks for the PBP-ing.
Behold, the new greasy spoon prize:
http://foodproof.com/photos/full/bacon-cheese-roll-1290
Just remember to pop an aspirin before taking a bite.
I don’t remember the weather reports mentioning a TSH storm sweeping out of Chicago. Can’t wait to see the report on 100 :)
Morning, all. Hotties, that was awesome – do it again, do it again.
I think I woke up hungry, because I really want to win that prize.
Today’s crap joke:
Worker No.1 is feeling smug about reaching the end of a short shift says to a fellow worker:
Ask me whose finished?
Worker No.2 replies:
But I thought you were English. ?
mehning
woot! A huge TSH turnout last night. Too bad I missed it.
I’ll roast in deadpan hell for that one.
Morning Pan!
One grumpy bunny this morning. I’m in the office (that’s not why I’m grumpy). Someone was in my file drawers. Now, I understand, since I’m only in the office once a week if that, that sometimes people need to get into the files. But the thing that bugs me is THEY BROKE THE DRAWER. so I come into the office and find a broken drawer on my desk. Tsk, tsk. Not a happy bunny at all.
BTW, Amy. Back to an earlier post. I’ve never hidden my return address (the post office doesn’t like it), nor has anybody hidden thier’s from me (Rhettro was my SS last year).
In any secret Santa’s I’ve been involved in, because it’s amoung friends or family, we’ve always revealed at the end anyway. I know it removes the “secret” from secret Santa, but at least you know who to give hugs to in thanks (albiet electronic hugs in this case)
Morning Pan.
I’m afraid it’s unavoidable … today I must Christmas shop.
TEB – Fools!!! Have they not seen that scene from Monty Python and the Holy Grail?
You do NOT want to make the bunny angry! stupid humans
Lucky for them I know how to use wood glue and a hammer and nails. (and the fact I’m almost never in the office so I won’t see it that often anyway;) )
Whaaaa!
I’ve lost my ability to do simple multi-tasking.
I was fixing my coffee and mulling over what I needed to do today (“Hmmmm. Should I buy that lazertag set on-line where I can get the free batteries but might not get them shipped in time … or should I just go look for them in a local store or …)
… and just then I caught myself as I was about to pour coffee into the sugar bowl. Just to my left was my coffee cup with the lid to the sugar bowl on it.
Maybe this problem will correct itself AFTER I drink the coffee.
“Lucky for them I know how to use wood glue and a hammer and nails.”
Sealing them into their own offices so you don’t have to kill them … good thinking!!!
See, I would have been tempted to just use the hammer and go on a rampage.
Would it be considered a rampage if I simply nailed their feet to the floor?
What was really amusing is, the person who broke the drawer (he fessed up) then asked if I could help him install an update for his system.
I was really tempted to give him the wrong instructions….
He’s lucky I’m such a nice person :)
Very Roman of you TEB.
So off to the cinema, depending on the crowds, Transporter 3 or the remake of The Day the Earth Stood Still…I’m not expecting greatness from the latter.
That was for the nailing rather than the helping to update the system.
Feet first. Feet first!!
wOOt! to last night’s Hottie’s Show. I can’t wait for them to do DP100. And JOe, I’m glad I’m not the only one who ever put a sugar bowl lid on top of his cup of coffee.
At least you didn’t pour liquid creamer into the sugar bowl! I’ve done that one.
I was actually tilting the jug to do just that when I caught myself EssBee. It’s nice to know I am in such good company though. :)
Hey, that’s like a “group ” dumb ass memory.
The “Hive Mind” dumb ass memory. LOL
“We are Dead Pan of Borg, you dumb assness will be added to our own, resistance is irrefutable.. er futile.”
Well Borg …er… I mean Pan, I’m heading home.
Ta.
LMFAO
http://www.boingboing.net/2008/12/09/chinese-poem-on-the.html
It really isn’t that hard to fact check.
So, I’m going to jump on my soapbox for a moment.
Today is a national political action A Day Without A Gay. Briefly, the point is for gay folks and their supporters to call in and not work/school/shop today. Instead, we were asked to go be of service somehow in our community.
I chose not to participate in that for a few reasons, both personal objections to the logic of the action and because Evil, Inc. is so evil.
Instead, I’m going to send a postcard to the Obama transition office and ask him to remember his promises to the gay community about repealing DOMA and DODT. I also am telling a few people I dig a few things about my life today as part of my personalization of the action.
Here they are:
1) My significant other and I have to carry powers of attorney on each other in case of a tragedy. This will allow us to make life & death decisions around our religion loony family members in the event of something horrible.
2) We cannot adopt or foster kids in Colorado unless we lie about our relationship.
/soapbox
Sounds like the more productive/positive way to go EssBee. :)
No Keanu today due to technical problems.
Just need to turn brain off for Transporter 3.
That is hilarious, ditto!
Yeah ditto, pretty funny. I’ve heard of english speaking people wanting to get tatoos of Chinese cuniforms on them and unwittingly getting “brocolli beef” on their forearms.
Hey EssBee thanks for sharing.
I support your efforts to responsibly take care of anyone you love, regardless of who that is. Caring, love, supportive relationships … the world is in awfully short supply of that sort of thing and anyone who choses to participate in those activities counts as one of the “good guys” in my book. :)
As usual JOe put it more eloquently than I, and I concur.
aw, you guys are sweet.
CP: Rachel Maddow show from yesterday
As the resident Deadpan Finn, I’ll absolve you of the crap joke, Van…
Huzzah! (for everyone, of course)
CP: Over The Mountain — Ozzy
Now I understand how the economic meltdown happened
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=c9UIflxxWBg
On the drive in this morning, I listened to an old favorite.
http://tinyurl.com/56ypkm
If you are looking to get into Symphony X, I think this is a good starting point.
I’ll check them out, Rhett.
That particular album doesn’t seem to be on I-Tunes, Rhett. These four are:
Paradise Lost
The Odessy
The Divine wings of Tragedy
Twilight in Olympus
Which of these would be your recommendation?
Odessy – Odyssey
CP: Rasputin – Boney M
Out of that group, “Divine Wings of Tragedy” is what I would recommend to start. :)
CP – Double Share – Nathan Lowell
Preparing for discussion with him come New Year’s Day.
Thanks Rhett. Now downloading from i-tunes.
I’ll be interested in your thoughts TEB. :)
Will have to give you thoughts after lunch, Rhett. i-Tunes still downloading.
Hungry… wasting away… getting weak… :)
Doesn’t he live in Colorado, Wolf?
Symphony X is metal, but melodic and kinda operatic — more like Dream Theater. No Cookie Monster vocals.
I think “Divine Wings of Tragedy” is the one I have. I don’t know, because I left my iPod at home today. I’m having quite the dipshit day, myself. . . . It must be a collective mind thing.
I wonder if getting assimilated would constitute a dumbass memory.
Yes EssBee He does. It will be a Skype interview…I can’t afford to visit…
Transporter 3 only deserves a:
I don’t think I had enough oestrogen in my system to appreciate JS stripping off.
“dumbassimilared?”
Yes Dream Theater is the band Symphony X gets most compared to. Thematically, X is lighter with songs based on mythology/fantasy etc. Their music is more metal focused than DT. They are kind of mishmash of Dio, Kansas and Yngwie. Definitely not mainstream, and may take a couple of listens to form any appreciation. The high points for “The Devine Wings of Tragedy” and “V: The Mythology Suite” are the complex melodies/harmonies. The low points are the parts where the synthesizer is used to emulate an orchestra really sounds like a cheap synthe. They use better equipment on the following albums of Odyssey and Paradise Lost, but I found the melodies superior on the earlier albums.
Free MP3′s for the curious few. :)
http://www.symphonyx.com/audio.html
CP: Marker In The Sand — Pearl Jam
OK yes – I do have “Divine Wings”, and “Of Sin and Shadows” is a good one to test drive, if you’re curious about Symphony X.
Anyway.
Van brings up an interesting point. The new Day the Earth Stood Still. Are you offended enough to avoid it? Or will your curiosity win out?
According to the noon hour news, we can expect to reach the minus thirty mark on the weekend. I just don’t remember approving those temperatures…
I enjoyed the first two Transporters, but will have to wait until it hits video before I see the third.
As for TDtESS, that too will have to wait until video (while I have time to see it, my husband doesn’t so…). It’s been a while since I saw the original. It would be interesting to play the two back to back and see the differences.
Van, I did apologize :D
CP: Bette Davis Eyes – Kim Kahn
CP: Of Sins and Shadows – Symphony X
The only remake I remember actively avoiding was the Stallone version of Get Carter.
Changing the original’s downbeat ending was unforgivable.
Would it help if I did some major grovelling and sucking up?
After all, they can’t all be winners :)
I think you’ve lost me TEB.
You could try looking in the bargain bins.
Ok, will move comment to it’s proper place.
No grovelling required TEB….
I can’t say that I have high hopes for the new “The Day the Earth Stood Still.” The fact that they are using the trailor for the Wolverine movie to lure people in doesn’t bode well. Then Patman told me two words that made me know I will watch it at some point. “Jennifer Connelly”
No grovelling required TEB, the penny dropped!
Yes..Jennifer Connelly../swoooooon
I had to look it up as I never heard that saying before, Van. Now I have to come up with something witty for it. Maybe on tomorrow’s?
CP: Underneath The Waves — The Twilight Singers
ZP aims for the head in his review of Left 4 Dead:
http://tinyurl.com/6dx25l
Best. Line. EVAR.
“It’s my observation that zombies are second only to ninjas, pirates, and monkeys in the list of things that nerds like and need to shut the fuck up about.”
ZP FTW!!!!!!
A surprisingly positive review from ZP. Pretty cool.
That is some funny shit, ditto.
I think the Blue Bird of Happiness has been betting on the stock market.
http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2008/11/funny-pictures-this-is-not-the-blue-bird-of-happiness.jpg
Yea for me!
I have procured a copy of Gross Point Blank from my local library.
Side note to podcasters – I was amazed at the vast assortment of Sound FX CDs my public Library had. You might spend half a day at your own if you think you might ever need some foley.
Over 700 nipples without really trying..nice!
Saw the following on another website:
I have the body of a God…. it just happens to be Buddha
Well it made me smile.
“Things should be made as simple as possible, but not any simpler.” –Albert Einstein
If you are considering getting an Xbox 360, how to find the new Jasper variant out in the wilds of retail land:
http://tinyurl.com/5rs793
Wee doggie you guys have been busy today.
While I’m sure TEB and the others in the northern district of Deadpan will scoff, its 33 and snowing down here. I really appreciate the heated seats in the new car.
Thanks everyone :) it was good to be deadpanning again
I can’t wait to listen to ep 100
When you think we will be able to do that Hughie?
Hughie sez: by this weekend wehopes
and also:
# ditto Says:
December 10th, 2008 at 1:02 pm
CP: Underneath The Waves — The Twilight Singers
*swooooooooooon*
I believe that Twilight SIngers CD was a secret santa gift to you from some rabid Twilight Singers fan wasn’t it ditto?
Hugh sez: oh let me guess who THAT might be. But isn’t rabid cutting your love of twilight singers just a bit short?
just a bit :)
Speaking of Twilight Singers. We’ve heard from a valid source that we might see a new album from them in 2009
Hugh sez: “valid source”? LOL
:) heh
l8r panites!
I want to marry Jon Stewart. Anybody catch his discussion w/ Mike Huckabee last night?
Finally brought the kids in before my balls froze off. It’s never snowed this early and it’s been four years since the last time it snowed around here.
http://www.flickr.com/photos/ultimate_ed/tags/snow/
Snow is the greatest when you’re that age. I’m glad you and the kids made the best of it, Ed.
Now this is some funny shit:
http://adweek.blogs.com/adfreak/2008/12/the-auto-industry-would-like-to-have-a-word-.html
How are we supposed to notice the snow when there is a great car in the picture?
TSH: Why yes, it was a gift! I wonder from who? :)
For anyone interested on Mike Huckabee being on the Daily Show.
http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=VWlxwO36Ztc
I’ll say upfront that I’m firmly on Jon Stewart’s side of the issue, but I’m surprised that Mike Huckabee actually presented his case in a thoughtful manner. Good discussion.
Being firmly on Huckabee’s side of the issue, I also agree it was a pretty good discussion. As the host, Stewart clearly had the advantage in being able to steer the questions and throw out some red herrings. Huckabee handled himself quite well. Thanks for finding that one, Rhettro.