Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #115: Grosse Pan Blank

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  1. Vanamonde Says:

    Donald Pleasance

  2. Vanamonde Says:

    Morning Pan, quite mild today (no woolly hat needed), off hunting for a new 360.

  3. Ed from Texas Says:

    Be sure to take a big gun. I hear those 360’s can charge when they get spooked.

  4. Vanamonde Says:

    On the plus side, just discovered I’m on holiday next week, so should miss most of the Xmas shopping madness.

  5. EssBee Says:

    Morning, Deadpan!

  6. Vanamonde Says:

    Well I got a new 360 arcade, now to mess around transferring licences.

  7. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan!

    -20C. here and snowing – again.

    Have fun with the new system, Van.

  8. Amy Bowen Says:

    Good morning, Pan! I can’t wait to listen to today’s Palooza. :-D

  9. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My Hubby’s birthday today. Yeah!

  10. Vanamonde Says:

    Happy Birthday Mr TEB.

  11. Vanamonde Says:

    CW: Life S2E12

  12. ditto Says:

    12 days of deadpan!

  13. ditto Says:

    Going to listen in a little while.

    Expecting freezing rain today.

  14. JohnBoze Says:

    I wanted to mention, when I talk about rambling, babbling and nigh-incoherentness, I am speaking about myself, not the collective…

  15. JohnBoze Says:

    Pith off…

    Random Wiki page: http://tinyurl.com/4t6lx3

    Never heard of the guy, but I dig the beard and helmet…

  16. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    “La liberté n’a pas de prix. ” JB!

  17. Vanamonde Says:

    I did my fair share of that JB in this episode.

  18. Vanamonde Says:

    That Holub guy had the right facial hair to play a villain in Star Trek.

  19. justa J0e Says:

    I’m afraid I was in “ramble mode” as well.

    Happy Birthday to the Mr. Energizer Bunny! May he keep going, and going, and going, and ….

  20. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    J0e, it’s not the going…

  21. Vanamonde Says:

    …it’s the elevation..

  22. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    …yes, it’s the elevation… especially when he’s “not going” ;)

  23. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Ran out of toner for my printer. Must hop to the the Office Supply store.

    Back in a bit!

  24. WNDRWolf Says:

    We will wait for you Bunny…

  25. EssBee Says:

    Happy Bday Mr. Bunny!

    JohnBoze, when I listened to your 2nd comment, I thought of another reunion movie that I at one time really enjoyed, which is Romy and Michele’s High School Reunion. I know it’s a silly one, but Janeane Garofalo was very hilarious, saying I believe that “I’d rather put a cigarette out in my ass” than going to the reunion.

    I thought everyone’s comments were grand. Everyone’s voice was swoon-worthy: Van, Jack, ditto, JOe, TO, JB, and Amy!

  26. ditto Says:

    Happy Birthday Mr. Battery!

  27. JohnBoze Says:

    Ice pellets chattered off of the windshield of the truck. Allison shivered in anticipation of being back out in that weather. She looked to her left, at the big trucker who answered her glance with a sympathetic, slightly shy smile. He hadn’t taken the fifty bucks she’d offered him to give her a ride and ignore her, but true to his word there was no lechery in his eyes, just shy but friendly pity.

  28. Vanamonde Says:

    I’ll try and play JJ’s game at the pub tonight.

  29. justa J0e Says:

    BTW: Did the “walk into a reception area and read the first magazine” thing.
    It’s amazing how people go out of their way to try and ignore public displays of oddness.

  30. JohnBoze Says:

    That above is DP Bar material, BTW, but I have to go to the benefits meeting now…

  31. justa J0e Says:

    As I think about “High School Reunion” flicks … I suddenly remembered “Wild Thing” and it being my favorite film for a while.
    Of course, I haven’t seen it in well over a decade so maybe it actually sucks … but I remember it as being quite entertaining.

  32. Cj Says:

    Happy Birthday to Mr. TEB

    I’m very hmmm sad, depressed, grumpy today – very not like me – I’m expecting the GP Palooza to cheer me up. Or, someone will pinch me and I’ll snap out of it.

    It hailed on my house and made what looked like snow in my rockbed:
    http://www.flickr.com/photos/lovelongandprosper/3117709513/

  33. ditto Says:

    Wild Thing or Wild Things?

    Pi could make a good DP Palooza movie.

  34. justa J0e Says:

    Sorry, the film was “Something Wild”. 1986 with Melanie Griffith and Jeff Daniels.
    I had to look it up. That’s how long it’s been since I’ve seen it.

  35. ditto Says:

    Something Wild was fun. I’m not sure how well it will hold up.

  36. EssBee Says:

    Wild Things was fun too, if you like that sort of, ahem, thing.

  37. ditto Says:

    CP: Fuckin’ in the Bushes — Oasis

  38. ditto Says:

    Wild Things was surprisingly good. It had more of a story than I expected. And some good plot twists. Avoid the sequels.

  39. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Stupid cold. Stupid roads. Stupid snow.

  40. WNDRWolf Says:

    Dear Mr. Nomad,
    Query as to the result of an email set to your location a couple a days ago, curious if you have recieved said email and/or all attachments.

    Thanks Wolf

  41. WNDRWolf Says:

    Ditto (Fuckin’ in the Bushes) Isn’t that better done on the First of May?

  42. Ed from Texas Says:

    Unlike Jack Mangan, I do not have my shit together. I don’t think I would have anything useful to the palooza that wasn’t already well covered by everyone else. While I did enjoy it, TO did give voice to some things that I found odd about the film. I thought everyone’s contributions were excellent and painted an interesting picture.

    Now, if we do one for Blade Runner, I may have to get a bigger hard drive to hold the audio recording. Of course, most of that will consist of me screaming, so that may not play very well.

  43. justa J0e Says:

    Can’t tell you how much a really really wanted to like GPB. Right up to the final scene I kept hoping it would kick it into gear and become “good” but it just never happened for me.I’m a cheerleader for just about ever actor that was in this film.
    That’s not to say it was “Bad”. It had some nice performances but …

    It needed to commit to something. Maybe a completely jaw dropping shoot out at the re-union would have done it. Or maybe some sort of repeated comic element like the in “Raising Arizona” where they had the same piece of music showing up in different styles or jokes that kept getting re-used or SOMETHING.

    I guess I’m more disappointed than anything because it’s pieces could have added up to great classic.

    I’m reminded of a friend who finally ask the beautiful girl he had seen around campus for 4 years, to go out with him. To his surprise she said “yes” and to his even further surprise … the ended up in bed together.

    He said it was one of the big disappointments of his life.
    Like this film, she apparently thought her contribution to the event was to just lay there looking really hot.

    *sigh*

  44. ditto Says:

    Joe: I think it did. It just isn’t what you expected.

  45. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Now it’s time to shovel the walk. *mutter, mutter* stupid snow.

  46. WNDRWolf Says:

    Anyone know when the TSH’s are going to do the Play by Play on episode 100?

  47. Jack Mangan Says:

    Well thanks again for everyone’s excellent contributions.

  48. JohnBoze Says:

    Just found out my health insurance premium is jumping from 11% of my paycheck to 23% of my paycheck.

    Yup, looking forward to the standard 3% raise even less now…

  49. WNDRWolf Says:

    JB – Ouch!

  50. ditto Says:

    Let’s try a different kind of meme. Go to iTunes and sort your music by last played. Find the oldest song (you can ignore podcasts, audio books, etc). What’s the song and when did you last play it.

    Moon & Tree by Blue Rodeo

  51. ditto Says:

    Wow. That completely sucks, JB.

  52. ditto Says:

    I forgot, that song was last played 9/26/2007

  53. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My poor hubby.

    I’m inundating him with e-cards. I’ve sent three so far today.

    hmmm… I wonder if I should send him another…

  54. Cj Says:

    Hmm, since I just replaced my laptop and moved all of my music over, I don’t have an old song. My longest ago played is only 12/15/08… but

    It’s “Love is Love” by the Culture Club from the movie Electric Dreams which has one of my favorite soundtracks. Also, this is the song my husband and I danced to at our wedding.

  55. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Let’s Limbo Some More – Chubby Checker Last played June 23 ‘ 07

    (this was for a ‘50 murder mystery we hosted so I have a number of Chubby Checker and other 50’s music that was played at that time)

  56. JohnBoze Says:

    Yeah, well, the old company’s plan is currently being paid through COBRA with the new company paying the percentage that had been paid by the old company. Now a new plan starts at the first of the year, so it’s either accept the new plan or begin paying all the COBRA on the old one. Obviously of those two options the new plan is “cheaper.”

  57. Jack Mangan Says:

    Hey, feel free to send Mr. Bunny a Happy Birthday e-card from all of us. :)

  58. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Ok, sent him the beer and cake e-card from Hallmark.com on the DP behalf.

    (I’m sure he’s sick of e-cards from me by now :) )

  59. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    CP: Let it Roll – Velvet Revolver

  60. Jack Mangan Says:

    CP: Love is Never Distant – Jack Mangan.

    No, I’m not that narcissistic .

  61. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    *soft whisper* Jack…

    …WHERE’S MY CD!!!

  62. Vanamonde Says:

    So nobody at the pub had Reading materiel.

    Cider flavoured with blackberries is rather good.

    Today’s slightly surreal sight:

    A woman in her late 40’s doing a gymnastic somersault on the dance floor.

  63. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Good on her!

  64. Vanamonde Says:

    …and not hurting herself.

    Most of the blokes were impressed.

  65. Dubshack Says:

    2 and a half feet of snow and still falling. I got my wife’s car shoveled out and I felt like I was gonna die. Still gotta do my car but I’m pretty sure it all ready has…

  66. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Been there, done that, Dub. Sorry no sympathy here.

  67. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    CP: 7 of Mine – Warp 11

  68. Vanamonde Says:

    Welcome to no sympathy night.

    Your host is TEB…

  69. Amy Bowen Says:

    Quarterly Reports for Quarter #2 are done! Yay!!! :-)

    The Christmas party at our school officially starts in T minus 2 hours 15 minutes. There will be lots of good food tonight.

  70. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I’m not sure if I should be afraid or not

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1301978/news#ni0627932

  71. EssBee Says:

    CP: Wasting Love — Iron Maiden

  72. Vanamonde Says:

    Quoting from the article TEB:

    Day and Howerton do not consider the series as a science fiction, but rather a unique twist on the workplace sitcom. Wayne McClammy (I’m F–king Matt Damon) directed the pilot.

    The BBC did that…it was called Red Dwarf

    Trying to deny it’s scifi is not an auspicious start.

  73. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    And so it starts

    http://james.nerdiphythesoul.com/bennyhillifier/?id=HlC0XQ6VXNQ

  74. Vanamonde Says:

    Benny Hill is rolling in his grave.

  75. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Cool! I want one of these

    http://www.hacknmod.com/hack/epic-collection-of-sci-fi-ray-guns/

  76. Vanamonde Says:

    Looks like it shoots arrows…vicious.

  77. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    That’s me… vicious :D

  78. Vanamonde Says:

    avoid like the plague

    School reunions that is and not vicious bunnies

  79. Jack Mangan Says:

    Or maybe Benny Hill is being chased around in his grave in fast motion by a little old bald man and a bunch of scantily clad women.

  80. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Off for an early dinner, then going to kick some butt.

    Til tomorrow. Sweet dreams Pan!

  81. ditto Says:

    CP: Hello Time Bomb — Matthew Good Band

    Currently cooking: Orange Beef Stir Fry

  82. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    somewhere Trent Reznor is cringing

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yJYBx5NJULY

  83. WNDRWolf Says:

    Wow a TSH siighting

  84. Vanamonde Says:

    A TSH sighting…quick get the butterfly nets out.

  85. Vanamonde Says:

    SNAP!

  86. WNDRWolf Says:

    Me thinks it will take more than a butterfly net…

    Just saying.

  87. Vanamonde Says:

    Nurse Chapel is no more:

    http://tinyurl.com/42zrjp

  88. Jack Mangan Says:

    Sad news.

    She does seem to have led a pretty good life.

  89. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Apparently the butterfly nets worked

    That is so sad about Majel :(

    Nurse Chapel, Mama Troi, the computer voice

  90. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Welcome guys n’ dolls to da smarty hottie Deadpan memory lane hour

    starring: Hugh and andrea

    featuring: Deadpan Episode 100

  91. justa J0e Says:

    RE: iTunes game from earlier -
    Wow! I have a ton of tunes I have apparently never listened to.

    The one with the oldest “last played” date is something called “Kamuy” by some group named “Sound Tribe Sector 9″
    I don’t know anything about this tune or even how I got it but it was last played 1/24/04

  92. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    wait how was it spelt?

    Luwaxana?
    Lwaxana?

  93. justa J0e Says:

    gots me some Smarty Hotty!!!!

  94. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    omg hugh, we commented at the same moment as j0e!

    hugh sez: *swoooon*

  95. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    *swooon*

  96. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    it is Lwaxana

    wait what was this about oldest played itunes song?

  97. justa J0e Says:

    we shared “a moment”!
    *swooon*

  98. justa J0e Says:

    You’re supposed to go to your iTunes, click on “last played” and see what the oldest song on the list is

  99. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    The oldest song on this machine is called A Place To Call Our Own by an unknown artist played on 6/23/07 @ 5:16am

  100. justa J0e Says:

    …er, by oldest I mean the song you listened to the longest ago

  101. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    j0e we did it again

    Hugh sez: you might as just come over here and make love to us now

    LOL

    Hugh did you just ask j0e to make love to you?

    Hugh sez: yes, I did *swooon*

    LOL

  102. justa J0e Says:

    MMMMmmmmmmWWWAAAAAA!!!

  103. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    I think my husband is in love with j0e

  104. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Well now that last played song is the most recent played song cuz we listened to it.. no idea what band that is

  105. justa J0e Says:

    I’m actually off to play a good hearted prank.

    A nearby school sports some stone mascots outside the front entrance that are just BEGGING for some holiday cheering up!
    I’m just the guy for the job.
    I stopped at the dollar store a little while ago and picked up a couple of Santa hats!

    Ho Ho Ho!

    (let’s hope homeland security doesn’t swoop in and shoot me whilst I merry make)

  106. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    LOL.. oh my God!! Dumb ass memory in the making!!! So I added the last played column to my itunes to get that song info and had to scroll over to see that new column and didnt realize I wasnt seeing the song title column anymore

    LOL

    the BAND name is Place To Call Our Own, the song was Inside and the ALBUM is unknown

    Hugh sez: women.. yeesh

    :)

    Methinks that was some song I downloaded off of iLike from some indie unsigned artist

  107. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Have a good time spreading your holiday cheer j0e

    Hugh sez: I have plenty of cheer to spread around myself

    Hey mister, keep that cheer contained please

    Hugh sez: No worries, I save my cheer for you.

  108. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hey mister! Put a little mustard on that mustard!

  109. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    alrighty where were we before j0e arrived and took our attentions?

    Hugh sez: 200 pan de muerte

    I love it when he speaks spanish *swoon*

  110. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    make that 100 not 200, we don’t have a Tardis here to trave into the future and listen to ep 200 or anything

  111. Trucker Overdrive Says:

    okay my fan fic is shitty…

    I am a jaded A-hole….

    I got turned down for intervew. Oh well, must find cool podcast writer to interveiw. I already did Jack Mangan.

    I like Ditto’s voice… good recording… I think this the frist time I heard your voice.

  112. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    farrrrrpoint media

  113. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    ditto as Jack Mangan!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    *swwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn*

    Hugh sez: I think my wife is in love with ditto

    you have j0e, I have ditto

    Hugh sez: Deal, babe

  114. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    awwwww.. well said ditto!! Wait I think I need to rewind that, I wasn’t totally listening because I was so swooned

    Hugh sez: liar you just want to keep replaying dittos voice!

    I do not!

    Hugh sez: I am going to have to work on a ditto voice impression now

    LOL. Then you can be Hugh impersonating ditto impersonating Jack

  115. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    “the pusher of pans”

    I like that- The Peoples Front of Deadpan

  116. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    So did we ever get that million bucks?

    wheres my cut????

  117. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Paul Maki’s Deadpan story

  118. WNDRWolf Says:

    TSH – must like it spicy

  119. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    awww Thomas and Kris

    I miss them

  120. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    the spicier the better!

    Hugh sez: I just like my spicy latinas

    *blush*

  121. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    wait wasnt that your ‘next scene’ music you used in your other story whose name has totally escaped me right now?

  122. Jack Mangan Says:

    On this computer, without my iPod plugged in – - my most wayback tune:

    Where Boys Fear to Tread – Smashing Pumpkins (sorry Smarty Hotties)
    Last played 6/4/2008.
    w00t for play-by-play!! Off to make dinner now. Carry on :)

  123. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    ewwww there are mice here?

    *glances at the corners of the bar*

  124. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    bah!!!

  125. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    enjoy dinner JAck

    Hugh sez: Have a bottle of wine for us

    a whole bottle?

    Hugh sez: well we usually consume a whole bottle with our dinners

    true!

  126. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    I’m a fucking marmot

    so its a marmot not a mouse

    what the fuck IS a marmot?

  127. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    marmots are cuuute!!!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Marmot

  128. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    that marmot needs his fucking mouth fucking washed with fucking soap

    Hugh sez: He fucking does, babe

  129. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    awwww congrats Jack!

    Jeremy!!! from the gay bar as usual

    ok the Borg Deadpan is the way was a little freaky. :)

    Hugh sez: play it again methinks I heard your sweet voice

    *rewind*

  130. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh sez: Me did hear me baby methinks

    :)

    Ed!! *swoooooon*

  131. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Ryah LOL

  132. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    was that Mr Bunny?

  133. WNDRWolf Says:

    TSH – No those are sound bites from the upcoming podiobook…

  134. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    16 pieces

    and of course. The great Spherical Tomi
    who was that reading it?
    and this one too?

    is that Kris?

  135. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    sounds from what upcoming podio book?

    Hugh sez: everyone shut up!!! its you babe!!! *ssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssswwwwwwwwwwoooooooooonnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn*

  136. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    woah that got fucked up

    I am NOT posting too quickly

  137. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh sez: This is making me horny. She keeps saying nipples. I dont care who wins this prize, I just want to go to bed with you now

    LOL, calm down Hughie

    Hugh sez: calm down? How can I calm down, you drive me crazy

    *swoooooooooon*

  138. WNDRWolf Says:

    Dirk Moonfire and the Nefarious Space Women

  139. WNDRWolf Says:

    Currently in production…

  140. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    *phone call pause*

  141. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    ok, but what sound bytes were from there?

    The ones I asked if it was Mr Bunny?

  142. justa J0e Says:

    operation “Ho Ho Ho” is complete. :)

  143. justa J0e Says:

    back to the play by play

  144. WNDRWolf Says:

    Yes TSH – Bunny sent me straight reads from Dirk Moonfire – I added the appropriate voice work.

  145. Ed from Texas Says:

    Whoa, THE Smarty Hotties are in da House and I am slightly buzzed. This means something, but I’m not sure what.

  146. Ed from Texas Says:

    Definitely sad news about Majel – she was an icon in her own right.

  147. Ed from Texas Says:

    Alright, the Itunes game.

    oldest played song with a date – “An Incident” from Star Trek: The Undiscovered Country. Date of 21 OCT 2005

    But, I’ve got a couple hundred tracks with no play date. Turning on the last skipped column yields “Love Drive” by the Scorpions. Dunno why I skipped that one.

  148. Ed from Texas Says:

    I’m thinking Steve Jobs or Bill Gates oughta buy one

    http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20081218/ap_on_sc/space_shuttle

    As I dig through my pockets, I find I’m just a bit short of the $42 million.

  149. Amy Bowen Says:

    Another catchup post from me.

    iTunes meme:

    Squirrel Nut Zippers – Hell
    Last played: 9/26/2007 8:40 PM

    (that’s band name first, then song title, by the way)

    The Christmas party at our school rocked. There was a ton of food, and I got to talk to some fellow tutors and some students. The students all said I was a good teacher, and some of them gave me presents. One of them volunteered me to sing in front of most of the group, and I did and got complimented for it. We spent some time standing in a circle, singing songs (including English-language and Spanish-language Christmas carols, and other songs in Spanish) and having a ton of fun.

    I’m genuinely sad over here about Majel Barrett-Roddenberry. :-(

    TO: I enjoyed your fanfic.

  150. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    ok we’re back. Hugh be off the phone now

    Hugh sez: rewind yours to start from the beginning. Fuck my job for interrupting. Work has sucked this week.

    poor hughie

  151. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    jeez! Everyone came in while Hugh was on the phone

  152. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    j0es a ho and Eds drunk :)

  153. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Now I understand wolf. Good luck with the podio book

  154. WNDRWolf Says:

    They heard you were here… You are populars

  155. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hi Amy, glad you had a good xmas party

    We have Hugh’s work xmas party tomorrow night

  156. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    awwww :)

  157. Amy Bowen Says:

    Hi, TSH! I’m so glad it’s play-by-play night! :-)

  158. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    wow thats so “wierd” Jack Mangan keeps getting all the comments ;)

    that last one was an old old old comment

    Hugh sez: *swoooon* you got tongue tied

    Hugh sez2: she sez nipple again *swooooon*

    Hugh sez3: sez wah wah wah for me babe

    LOL. Hugh control yourself

    Hugh sez4: I am a man of deep lust

    *swoooon*

  159. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    So are we Amy :)

    we miss being around here more. But you know how life goes.

    Hugh sez: Life is steering us in other directions right now

    but we want to make the effort to try to do this more often again

  160. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Greasy beans

    wow you can tell I recorded that a different day, it sounds so different

    that was a rough time when I recorded that. I barely made it

    Hugh sez: you did good babe

    Hugh sez: methinks Im gonna win the greasy bean!

  161. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh sez: 30,000 babe? More like 60,000

    Hugh sez: :( I lost

    I need to get that shirt to Jack! Actually Jack needs to get here for his 3some :)

    We are Deadpan!!

    justaj0e!

  162. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    *pause again*

    Hughs work has been crazy this week :(

    at least hugh isnt in the office right now like his boss his

  163. Amy Bowen Says:

    Oh, yeah, I know how life can get in your way.

    I thought the Borg Deadpan thing was really cool, too.

  164. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Futures keep tanking

    dow keeps tanking

    Maddof, bailouts, OPEC

    its been a bad week

  165. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Yeah, Amy

    we should of totally all added a We are Deadpan Borg at the end of that :)

  166. Amy Bowen Says:

    Inflection is futile! :-)

  167. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    LOL I love it!

    OMG we need to do this

    I realize I am the one with the least participation right now, but a Borg/Deadpan thing would be high-larious!

  168. Amy Bowen Says:

    It certainly would!

  169. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    ok we are going to try to finish this then Hugh needs to pull some numbers for his boss :(

  170. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    stolen from the 80s

    LOL

    this was my request for favorite stolen from the 80s moment :)

    Hugh sez: I’ve never heard this. LOL

    Alvie and Jeremy :)

  171. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Amy Bowen!! Questors!!

    Well if someone was willing to put that together, i promise to do my best to get Hugh and my voices recorded for it.. can’t promise too much over here right now, but I will do my best

  172. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh sez: I charge $100 an hour, 2 hour minimum for my recorded voice

    e.gads

    woah Amy those bird chirps got loud.

    Awwww :) this is cute

  173. Amy Bowen Says:

    If you do get the chance to get your voices recorded for it, I will happily edit them into that episode. As it turns out, I think putting podcast episodes together is tons of fun, even though it can be a little tedious at times. :-)

  174. Amy Bowen Says:

    Thanks! Unfortunately, I have yet to truly learn the art of leveling. :-(

  175. ditto Says:

    Woot! I got swooned by TSH & I got a good recording comment from TO!

    I fell all warm an glowy inside. :)

  176. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    I’m glad we’re not in this scene, Hugh and I suck at camping :)

    Hugh sez: we’re city folk, we need beds and electricity. Concrete and glass

    We’re not good at nature

    Dude whats up with the fish?

    Hugh sez: Here is yet another reason not to go camping

    :)

  177. ditto Says:

    And now I’m caught up on Top Chef too.

  178. ditto Says:

    TSH do not like au natural? I am shocked!

  179. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    You did a really good job, Amy :) I love all the sounds, it was just that 1 time the bird chirp took over your voice. Since then its been great

    ditto! *blush*

  180. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Oh we like au natural.. just not outside. In a warm cozy bed with nice sheets au natural is great!

    Hugh sez: your distracting me woman! Whats with the au natural talk, I wanna know if Jeremy and wolf kill the zombie fish

    sorry! Back to Questors

  181. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    They are using the pans! the deadpans?????

  182. ditto Says:

    Dude! You’ll get the benefits. Trust me. I’m thinking of your best interests. ;)

  183. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    they WERE zombie fish!!!

    Jack Mangan!!

  184. Cj Says:

    Reading comments today has made me happy as did the GPB episode.
    Loving the TSH recap. Fun.
    I’m going back to quiet until tomorrow.

  185. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh sez: Thanks, ditto!

    There is a death of pans?

    How do pans die?

  186. ditto Says:

    Ooops. Gotta go back and take care of the sick wife. Later panites!

  187. WNDRWolf Says:

    PDQ – Pans Die Quietly…

  188. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hi CJ

    Cooking on Deadpans makes the food reanimate then?

    LOL the Kingdom of FPM ailgning with nation of Podango.. I love it

  189. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    ditto- Hope Mrs ditto feels better soon

    Hugh sez: Yeah man. Send her our best

  190. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    The Deadpan Ambassador!

  191. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Ed is our “stablemaster” eh? ;)

    Hugh sez: Im not sure what that means but you made it sound dirty

    :) sorry

  192. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    LOL Enter Sandman royalties :)

  193. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Part 2 is the part we were supposed to be in Hugh

    Hugh sez: I remember

    A cereal by Amy Bowen

  194. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Happy 100th toooo youuuuuuuuu

    Hugh sez: *swooooooooon* babe

    LOL remember when I kept practicing my sigh :)

    Hugh sez: LOL, yeah

  195. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Damn good work everyone on that ep.. it sounded ALMOST as good as a real Deadpan ;)

  196. Amy Bowen Says:

    With marshmallows! And ZOMBIE FISH.

  197. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    and now, Hugh has work to get done so we are outta here

    Thank you guys and dolls for attending the Deadpan retro hour with Ep 100

  198. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    LOL :)

    the way to start every morning

  199. Amy Bowen Says:

    LOL!! I’m so glad you guys enjoyed the story, and the whole episode. :-)

  200. WNDRWolf Says:

    Meow.

  201. justa J0e Says:

    Re: Hughie voice over fee -
    But hugh … we don’t want you to talk. Just lay there and look cute! How much for that?

  202. Amy Bowen Says:

    Okay, really must log off and get some sleep. Good night, Paniacs! :-D

  203. WNDRWolf Says:

    Goodnight Amy!

  204. justa J0e Says:

    Goodnight Amy :)

  205. WNDRWolf Says:

    I wonder why Uploading large files takes so long…

  206. justa J0e Says:

    Gravity.
    When you download files they are actually falling into your computer. When you upload your files are physically being shoved up the interpipes.

    And that’s tonight’s, “Ask Dr. Science!”

  207. Jack Mangan Says:

    I have the best bunch of friends in the world. Really. Thanks for revisiting 100 – which was a masterpiece, unto itself. Now before I hitchhike to Chicago ;), I need to share ANOTHER wonderful act of friendship that has floored me:

    http://media.libsyn.com/media/wanderradio/Deadpan_Mixtape.mp3

    I’m posting this here in the comments to share with my friends.
    WNDRWolf has created a mixtape of my music, to be shared with everyone who hangs out here. I’m only hearing it for the first time now. I’m floored. Thank you, WNDR. I hope everyone enjoys.

  208. Vanamonde Says:

    Morning Pan, a TSHs play by play..nice.

  209. Vanamonde Says:

    Only big kids need to apply:

    http://tinyurl.com/4a5uqk

  210. Vanamonde Says:

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=-2uv8d-G_Fk

    Terminator 2 dates this but I still find it funny.

  211. Vanamonde Says:

    Today’s unbidden thought:

    Wolf have you seen High Fidelity?

    Cough

  212. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Wndrs Deadpan mixtape currently downloading captain!

  213. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Justa j0e sez:
    Re: Hughie voice over fee -
    But hugh … we don’t want you to talk. Just lay there and look cute! How much for that?

    Hughie sez: Lay there and look cute? Oh that comes sooo easily to me. For you j0e, its free!

    Dre sez: *eye roll* But actually it is free, cuz he is sitting next to me right now looking oh so damn cute!

    Hughie sez: *blush*

  214. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Van my dear you have a wonderful day

    Hughie and I are going to go lift weights now :)

    l8r pan!

  215. Ed from Texas Says:

    This just in – Deep Throat is dead.

    There, that should provide plenty of ammunition for the snark rifle today :)

  216. Nomad Scry Says:

    Good Master Wolf,
    Please find my thanks here -> http://www.brainwyrms.com/2008/12/19/thank-you-wndrwolf/

    Blessings,
    Scry

  217. Ed from Texas Says:

    Hmmm. Well, I’ve tried Firefox and even IE, but I can’t get the mixtape file. IE is giving me the 404 finger and FF gives me a blank. Right clicking and downloading give me a 4K file that is, sadly not very musical.

    Help me WNDRWolf…..you’re my only hope!

  218. WNDRWolf Says:

    I have had no problem with that link… ummm.
    You are right clicking it and save as ….Shoot me an email later today and I will see what I can do. It is a huge file…

  219. JohnBoze Says:

    Last Played Meme:

    Gepetto by Belly 1-16-05 12:36PM

  220. JohnBoze Says:

    So I will be getting back to that DP BarFic I started up there before the benefits meeting. I have by now passed into sullen resignation on that matter.

  221. Vanamonde Says:

    Whoosh!

  222. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan!

    -36 with the windchill. Woo Hoo!

    Downloading music as we type.

  223. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Re: Nomad’s post – WndrWorf!!!!!

  224. Vanamonde Says:

    That was for the last played memento and not your benefit problem JB.

  225. Vanamonde Says:

    Does W have a pasty on his head?

  226. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    It’s the ridges that does it for me, Van. ;)

  227. justa J0e Says:

    ribbed for your pleasure ?

  228. justa J0e Says:

    CP:”Xmas in Frisco” streaming from SomaFM.com

    ranges from traditional to VERY not safe for work, seasonal audio.
    puts the “tic” back in eclectic (no, I don’t know what that means)

  229. WNDRWolf Says:

    Van – No I have never watched High Fidelity…
    Are you refering to something here???
    WNDR Worf??? No I don’t think so… although that is funny…

    Wait I’m ribbed for bunny pleasure???

  230. ditto Says:

    Woot! Thanks for the early Christmas present Wndr & Jack!!!!

  231. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Wolf, read the post my Nomad Scry and you’ll know what we’re talking about.

  232. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    my = by

  233. WNDRWolf Says:

    TEB – I did ;)
    I am not that slow in real life… usually…

  234. JohnBoze Says:

    CL: SModcast 68: The Talking Cure Pt. 1

    Holy crap, Smitty is so baked in this. There’s a couple point where it is amusing and other points where \it’s kind of sad…

  235. EssBee Says:

    Wolf, you never fail to astound. VERY NICE!

  236. JohnBoze Says:

    Damn, how many joints is he gonna blow through on this???

  237. Vanamonde Says:

    Well the explanation will ruin it Wolf.

    In high fidelity the John Cusack character sends his lovers mix tapes.

    I’ll get my coat.

  238. WNDRWolf Says:

    Van – I do that all the time…
    Hmm… Wanna go see a movie? or something ya know sometime …whenever.

  239. JohnBoze Says:

    Okay, pardon me whilst I joke about the podcast I’m listening to which is not the one this message board is for, but…

    “The stage could have a rotating platform…”
    “I think that I ‘d get sick.”
    “It would be a really slow rotation man, like the time it takes a second hand to go around a clock in one minute. I don’t know how fast that is exactly…”

    Well, Kev, that rotation rate would be one RPM… In his defense there is that whole chainsmoking Joint thing.

    And you thought Wingin’ It would occasionally go off the rails…

  240. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I’ll want dinner too!

  241. JohnBoze Says:

    And a handjob!

    Oh wait, I went too far…

  242. WNDRWolf Says:

    What Group Grope?

  243. Vanamonde Says:

    An explanation will set you free.

  244. justa J0e Says:

    JB for the score!

  245. ditto Says:

    Wolf likes us. He really, really likes us!

  246. WNDRWolf Says:

    TEB – Sorry I could not say anything yesterday when you asked Jack for the CD…

    ditto – Don’t thank me – I just put it together. This is all Jack. Thank him.

  247. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    that’s ok Worf ( :) ) I understand.

    Well Pan. I have some shopping to do. Both my hubby and I have the next week off so I’ll probably be hit and miss on the boards. If I don’t make it back before then, I hope everybody has a wonderful Christmas and Happy Holidays.

  248. justa J0e Says:

    Mr. & Mrs TEB – AKA “Hit & Miss”

    Best wishes to you and yours as well!

  249. Vanamonde Says:

    All the best Mrs and Mr TEB.

  250. ditto Says:

    Happy Holidays, Bunnies!

  251. ditto Says:

    CP: Mrs. Potter’s Lullaby — Counting Crows

  252. ditto Says:

    And Happy Holidays to all of you, too. Just in case.

  253. EssBee Says:

    Enjoy, Bunnies!

    My vacation from Evil, Inc. starts at the end of this bloody day. But I’ll be hanging around the nipple page during that 2-week vacation.

  254. JohnBoze Says:

    “I’ve got to stop at the Kwik Stop and drop off a delivery. I think there’s a bed & breakfast on Main Street…”

    “Main Street, if you don’t mind.”

    “No trouble at all.”

    The big rig splashed through icy puddles past the brilliantly lit Kwik Stop and into the darkness of the road into town. The mountains
    surrounding the town were great dark suggestions of shapes just beyond the murk of the freezing rain and low cloud. Allison gathered up her backpack and purse in preparation for getting out of the cab. Downtown, if you could call one block of oppsing retail blocks “downtown” appeared ahead, with old-fashioned double-lampposts casting a comforting, candle-like glow upon the surrounding shops, mostly closed. On the left, a bar, the own’s only bar, by the look of it. There were some neon signs proclaiming availability of beers Allison had never heard of, and one old, unlit Blatz sign.

    “Can we stop here?”

    “Okay.” The trucker pulled closer to the curb and stopped. “The guy running that place can tell you where the B&B is. Good guy.”

    “Thanks. Thanks for the…”

    “Don’t mention it.” The trucked smiled shyly again, possibly blushing under the full beard, though it was hard to tell in the dim light. Allison clambered down from the truck, and turned to look at Jack Mangan’s Deadpan Bar.

  255. ditto Says:

    Me too.

  256. Jack Mangan Says:

    Well, I hope you guys can all pop in at least once more, before xmas. Safe and happy holidays.

    JB, was that Trucker Overdrive, who dropped her off at the bar?

    Nomad, WNDR, that is awesome :) . Power of teh world wide pipes.

    Last Played on the iPod: Fire -hifi – Dean Scala Band. I gave it 2 stars; I should probably just delete it. . . . The only good thing I found back there in the iPod dregs was a decent Moonlight Sonata (1st Movement).

  257. Vanamonde Says:

    Alas I go back on the 28th…grrrrrr!

  258. ditto Says:

    Current size of iPod library: 14855 items, 38.3 days, 52.23 GB

    I always make it my goal to listen to all of the music in my library every year.

  259. EssBee Says:

    ditto: my, my your library is large.

    cough

  260. JohnBoze Says:

    (DP Bar pause)

    It was tepmting there at the end, Jack, but I wasn’t sure whether T.O. would be shy or boisterous. I suppose it’s up to the reader…

    Ditto, I’m not sure what the current size of my iTunes library is, but like Joe, I have at least dozens if not hundreds of un-listened-to tracks, at least as far as iTunes knows (most are ripped from CD’s I own, so I’ve probably listened to many of the ones that are “unplayed” before.

    Hey everyone, you might have noticed there’s no “Allison” hanging out at the real-life messageboard here. I wonder why that could be???

    (DP Bar resume)

  261. JohnBoze Says:

    It’s not the size of your library, but the breadth of your knowledge.

    Whatever that means…

  262. EssBee Says:

    CP: Crowing — Toad The Wet Sprocket

  263. Jack Mangan Says:

    You need a ladder on wheels to get around that library.

  264. JohnBoze Says:

    You need a ladder on jetpacks.

  265. Jack Mangan Says:

    On hold with AZ employment office for 23:19 as of right now. Ironic that a call to them is wasting me a lot of fucking money.

  266. Jack Mangan Says:

    But my patience is appreciated.

  267. ditto Says:

    lmao

    Jack FTW!

  268. Jack Mangan Says:

    I gave up at 33:45.

  269. WNDRWolf Says:

    Your call is very important to us.

  270. ditto Says:

    The funny thing about my library is that I still haven’t managed to rip all the CDs I own.

  271. ditto Says:

    CP: Nocturn — Rush

  272. ditto Says:

    Apparently the call is important, but not the customer.

  273. EssBee Says:

    CP: Going Down — Ani DiFranco

    Jack, those bastards!

  274. WNDRWolf Says:

    AZ Unemployment agency now does bookings for Musicians?

  275. JohnBoze Says:

    Yeah, someone get a hold of the State of AZ, it’s the perfect idea. Pairs of musicians, alternating songs, playing LIVE on-hold music!

    It’s perfect, patronage of the arts, practical, and altogether awesome.

  276. Vanamonde Says:

    Close to the bone?

  277. JohnBoze Says:

    Everyone likes a good bone…

  278. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    r

  279. EssBee Says:

    LOL

  280. WNDRWolf Says:

    Leave it to TSH to score with a single letter…

  281. ditto Says:

    CP: No Way Out Of Love — Junkhouse

  282. EssBee Says:

    C: Booking a flight to Los Angeles for late January

    CP: Reckoning — Ani DiFranco

  283. Cj Says:

    Woot for the mix tape!

    I’m happy today – good karma has returned to my world!

    Jack, why are you paying for local calls? Must be a cell phone situation.

    I imagine Trucker Overdrive to be a shy, teddy-bear type.

  284. JohnBoze Says:

    And might I say a very entertaining Evo@11 appearance.

    Though it does leave me a bit sheepish… Answer me this and hopefully not be offended: Did I meet you at NME, Cj?

  285. Cj Says:

    I met so many people at NME that it would be hard for me to say. It is very likely. I have attended the last three (two in Ontario and one in Vegas.)

    As you apparently heard on Evo@11 – if it was in Vegas, I may not remember quite clearly. I was at the Coverville concert, but I was removed from the event by my husband who decided I needed to “go eat something to absorb all of that alcohol.” *blush*

  286. JohnBoze Says:

    Yeah, I don’t think I met you at the Coverville 500, I was being a bit shy and stiff at a table near the stage. There were a fair number of folks I met at breakfast on Sunday…

  287. Cj Says:

    hmmm I was at a breakfast on Sunday with a lot of people I didn’t know.

  288. JohnBoze Says:

    Here’s a key question then, was Jack at breakfast with you?

  289. Vanamonde Says:

    CW: Pushing Daisies S2E10

  290. Cj Says:

    I know it was in the Paradise Cafe at the LV Hilton. I was with Brent and Michelle Spore and Brian Shaler etc.. It was a long table… you may Have been at the other end. I don’t remember Jack being there, but in all honesty – I have a horrible memory.

    Jack, were we at the same breakfast?

  291. Cj Says:

    It’s all coming back to me now. Yes, Paul.. I think I remember meeting you at breakfast. I believe you were actually sitting nearby across from me.

  292. JohnBoze Says:

    It’s now sounding quite likely that we at the very least almost nearly met and had breakfast in the same vicinity at the same time.

  293. JohnBoze Says:

    Unfortunately I can’t recall anything distinctive I would have done or said then, so I can’t confirm for certain certain…

    Perhaps I gave out a demo CD or two, though I can’t remember if I had them with me at breakfast…

  294. Vanamonde Says:

    Thanks again on the xbox advice, licenses transferred ok.

  295. EssBee Says:

    CP: Rich Woman — Robert Plant and Alison Kraus

  296. Cj Says:

    JB – My husband just came home and he, Dan, said that he was actually talking with both you and Jack at breakfast. Clearly, we were all there.

  297. EssBee Says:

    Deadpan: All fun and games until someone tries to remember something.

  298. Vanamonde Says:

    Who are you again?

  299. justa J0e Says:

    What happens in Vegas …

  300. WNDRWolf Says:

    These are not the Deadpanites you are looking for.

  301. Cj Says:

    Unfortunately, this is not the first time I’ve seen Jack somewhere and forgotten that he was there. I strive to be a better friend in the future. (smacking self repeatedly on forehead)

  302. Vanamonde Says:

    ..gets caught on CCTV.

  303. Vanamonde Says:

    Since I’ve only starting using iTunes in July, my oldest track I last played was in July and was:

    Oganaich Uir a Rinn M’ Fhagail by Julie Fowlis.

  304. Vanamonde Says:

    You need a lot of phlegm to pronounce that one.

  305. Cj Says:

    BTW, Van… I enjoyed hearing you on the episode. Jack is right, your voice is very swoon-worthy!

  306. ditto Says:

    Van: I’ll ask my wife. She’s got plenty of phlegm right now. More than enough to share. Yuck.

    It sounds like everything is back up and running.

  307. justa J0e Says:

    Yes Van, fun to hear you on the Ep.

  308. Jack Mangan Says:

    It was fun talking to you, Van. And luckily, we did so without phlegm.

    Cj, I think it was atthat breakfast that Paul Maki (aka JB) told the “naked in Toronto” story.

  309. Ed from Texas Says:

    Hooray for Van’s Xbox! I’ve lost enough data from computer crashes over the years to appreciate how much it sucks. Glad you were able to get your stuff transferred to the new console.

  310. Ed from Texas Says:

    For whatever reason, I was able to download the mix file without trouble. Guess the server needed it’s morning coffee before it was ready to deal with me.

  311. Jack Mangan Says:

    Well good, Ed. I could have YouSendIt’ed (?) it to you, if nec.

    CP: Birds of Fire – Mahavishnu Orchestra

    Oh wait – just ended.

    NP: Predominance – Godflesh

  312. Vanamonde Says:

    Before I call it a night, loads of retro remakes at:

    http://tinyurl.com/4r2dtk

    If you ever dreamed of piloting one of those speeder bikes from Return of The Jedi as a kid, give the 3D Deathchase remake a try.

  313. WNDRWolf Says:

    Glad to hear it Ed.
    I think I am off to play Civ IV.
    good night all

  314. Trucker Overdrive Says:

    looking at Cj’s hair… Man that sounds creepy.

  315. Trucker Overdrive Says:

    working on more Muppet CSI, any one think Cheyenne Wright would play the stuffy eagle?

  316. WNDRWolf Says:

    TO that would be perfect.

  317. Cj Says:

    My hair is badass!

  318. Jack Mangan Says:

    Sam the Eagle, wasn’t it? I bet Cheyenne could pull that off really well.

  319. Trucker Overdrive Says:

    Yeah that it. I am still writtung if you could pass my email to Cheyenne that would rock!

    This isn’t some thing just for Slice vmail show.

  320. ditto Says:

    Muppet CSI. Cracks me up. Ever hear Moxy Fruvous’ routine about Oscar The Grouch? I agree with them. He’d say MF awesome!

  321. Jack Mangan Says:

    That was pretty funny stuff, btw, TO. . .

  322. Vanamonde Says:

    Morning Pan, late shift today, meh!

    JATW: The IT Crowd S3E5

  323. Cj Says:

    Good morning, Van.

  324. Vanamonde Says:

    Well the tumbleweeds are looking very festive this year.

  325. JohnBoze Says:

    Tumbleweeds will be buried by evening here…

  326. Vanamonde Says:

    So a White Christmas on the cards for you JB…nice!

  327. ditto Says:

    Yea!!! Congrats to Rhettro for getting over 2000 MS Gamer points.

  328. EssBee Says:

    Morning, Deadpan!

    We’re making more tamales today, and just being on vacation. Wow.

  329. Vanamonde Says:

    Bionic Commando: Rearmed

    Nuff said

  330. justa J0e Says:

    Hi Deadpan.

    Last house maintenance day before guests arrive.
    Rented a 12 foot step ladder to replace bulbs in light trays on a 16 foot ceiling.
    Not my first (or 2nd or 3rd) choice for getting “high” but someone had to do it.
    “Hey, no one’s been vacuuming up here!”

    Remind me to speak to the staff. Oh … that’s me. ;)

    and let me add, “Let it snow.Let it snow.Let it snow.”
    Back up my ladder now. Have to have it back in 2 hours.

  331. Ed from Texas Says:

    Just don’t do any of that “fly like an eagle” stuff, JJ. We’ve already established that Cheyenne scored that role.

  332. Ed from Texas Says:

    Since our early genetic ancestors discovered the value of the stick, man has forever been seeking better and better incarnations of it. From the spear, to the club, to the sword, to the nuclear aircraft carrier it has evolved into ever more powerful implements of war.

    Yet locally, as man become more domesticated, he has not been able to shake the need for the comfortable grip of a stick in his hand. In earlier days, men carried canes to satisfy the deep seeded need to be equipped for battle while appearing to have risen above such urges.

    But, those urges have never left men. Today, sitting in front of his ever larger flat panel television, man holds tight to the remote control and the power that it gives him over this window to the world.

    And now, I have found and acquired the latest and greatest in the line stretching back to the old clicker:

    http://tinyurl.com/harmony-one

    And, by the way, the wife also recognizes and appreciates its ultimate coolness. She even lets me use it from time to time :)

  333. ditto Says:

    Ed: Totally agree. My friends have raved about this remote. I have not gotten one yet. :(

  334. Jack Mangan Says:

    So Ed, you can use that remote for hunting or one-on-one combat?

  335. Rhettro Says:

    This is the stick I have.

    http://tinyurl.com/3ctsfr

    Works well with the 360. My only complaint would be that the controls to it have a bit of lag. But it makes using the Xbox 360/dvd/dvr/television a lot more simple.

  336. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Deadpan Mixtape

  337. justa J0e Says:

    Here is the magic stick for $165
    http://www.amazon.com/dp/B00119T6NQ/?tag=track005a-20

    Anyone see it around for less?

  338. Vanamonde Says:

    At that price I think I’ll stick to the remotes that come with the various bits of electrical equipment.

  339. EssBee Says:

    I was thinking that too, Van. But I haven’t made the leap into HD yet. We did buy my parents a BluRay player for Christmas, so we’ll experience it at there house.

  340. WNDRWolf Says:

    Van – Please let me know what you think of the mixtape? Anyone else for that matter. It is important to receive some honest feedback on the production.

  341. Ed from Texas Says:

    Joe, Amazon is where I ordered mine from, but that’s about $15 more than what I paid. I bet it will come down again in a few days.

  342. Ed from Texas Says:

    WNDR: I haven’t had a chance to listen all the way through, but the part I’ve listened to sounds good so far.

  343. Jack Mangan Says:

    My feedback wasn’t honest?!

  344. Ed from Texas Says:

    You know, while listening to music through headphones is OK, it just doesn’t compare with shaking the room with a set of real speakers.

  345. Amy Bowen Says:

    CP: Sunshine of Your Love – Cream (younger sister is “playing” it on Guitar Hero III)

  346. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Hey Pan. It’s 9:00 pm and I’m playing Sacred 2 and typing on the boards.

  347. WNDRWolf Says:

    Jack – I think your feedback is a bit biased….
    Just saying.

  348. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    For those that are interest, my mother sent me her annual NSFW Christmas message (mostly aimed at a mail audience… with perhaps the exception of EssBee). If you want to see it, send me a note and I’ll forward it on. It seems to be a PowerPoint presentation.

  349. WNDRWolf Says:

    Sunshine of your Love is an axcellent song have you heard the Bobby McFerrin version?

  350. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    CP: JM – Mix

  351. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Ok, I’ve decided I’ve had too much to drink to play Sacred (I’m such a lightweight). Maybe Peggle is more my style tonight.

  352. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    well, one beer and one shot of 15 year old scotch seems to have played well with me…

    interest = interested
    mail = male

  353. EssBee Says:

    Ha Ha!

  354. Amy Bowen Says:

    WNDRWolf: No, I haven’t.

  355. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Am enjoying the mix tape (but then I’ve always said I like your stuff, Jack).

    The one thing I might do, if it’s ok with you WNDR, is I’m going to break break it up so I have the songs individually and therefore can add them to my “shuffle”

  356. WNDRWolf Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=A9JW6j4zICg

    Here you go Amy.

  357. Amy Bowen Says:

    Neat! A cappella FTW!

  358. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Jack, because it wouldn’t let me leave a message, consider this it…

    “for the purchase of an ‘album’”

    God, I’ve had too much to drink.

  359. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Well Pan. Two beers and one shot of whiskey is enough to put me down. I think it’s bedtime.

    Night all.

  360. Amy Bowen Says:

    Night, TEB!

  361. justa J0e Says:

    loopy bunny.
    Sweet!

  362. Ed from Texas Says:

    Is that anything like a hamster wheel?

  363. Vanamonde Says:

    Morning Pan.

    Wolf, I listened to the mixtape all the way through yesterday. I enjoyed the listening experience and it will be staying on my phone (along with WW #34).

    Thanks to Jack as well for the music.

    Although not on the mixtape. that Train track at the end of a recent DP episode is another one of my favs…as I mentioned at the time..really gets the foot tapping.

  364. EssBee Says:

    Aargh, insomnia!

    CW: last episode of Terminator: The Sarah Conner Chronicles

  365. Nomad Scry Says:

    http://www.hulu.com/shikabane-hime

    Better than I expected.

  366. Vanamonde Says:

    To TEB, Essbee and Cj:

    Wordscraper

    Is it available to US and Canadian facebook users?

  367. Cj Says:

    Van, Yes. I play WordScraper with my friends outside the US since Scrabble isn’t available. I’ll start a game with you!

  368. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan.

    8:00 am am and minus 30 (without windchill) here in the city. We were thinking of a movie, but now I’m thinking I don’t want to go out into the cold.

    Also, congrats to EssBee for beating me at Scrabble. I have yet to win a game. Maybe I should start using a Scrabble dictionary?

  369. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Van and I have started a game as well. Maybe I have a chance at this one.

  370. Vanamonde Says:

    Well if the 8bit computer version can beat me..you may well be right TEB.

    STAB did make me pause though..lol

  371. justa J0e Says:

    Morning Pan.

    I’m soliciting for geeky name suggestions for a male and female puppy.
    Right now I am leaning toward “Inara Serra and Malcolm Reynolds” but “Princess Buttercup & The Dread Pirate Roberts” are also in the running.

    Okay, finish rolling your eyes in disgust … and remind me of some other great couples. :)

  372. justa J0e Says:

    gotta go. I’ll be back round later!

  373. Vanamonde Says:

    Fred and Ginger.

  374. Vanamonde Says:

    Laurel and Hardy

  375. Cj Says:

    Penny and Sheldon

  376. Vanamonde Says:

    Nick and Nora for those who remember the thin man series of films.

  377. Vanamonde Says:

    Douglas (Fairbanks jnr) and Mary (Pickford)

  378. Vanamonde Says:

    Morecombe and Wise

  379. Vanamonde Says:

    Cannon and Ball

  380. Vanamonde Says:

    Little and Large (I kid you not)

  381. Cj Says:

    Zero and One

  382. ditto Says:

    Nomad: Yep, and there will be a second season for that series. Hulu is starting to form a good line up of anime. I also use crunchyroll.

  383. ditto Says:

    Cj: I though Penny & Sheldon was a very funny choice.

  384. ditto Says:

    Sweet potatoes and marshmallows ;)

  385. Vanamonde Says:

    Bangers and Smash

  386. Vanamonde Says:

    -s

  387. Vanamonde Says:

    Six and Nine

    cough

  388. Cj Says:

    ditto, Scary as it is, I’m madly in love with Sheldon.

  389. ditto Says:

    Cuz he has Spock’s DNA? ;)

  390. ditto Says:

    Currently 6F here.

  391. ditto Says:

    l8r panimanicacs!

  392. Rhettro Says:

    My two PC’s are named Fat Man and Little Boy.

  393. Ed from Texas Says:

    So, JJ, are these puppies litter mates? In that case, you’d really want a brother and sister name. Naturally, Luke and Leia would be the names you’re looking for.

  394. Cj Says:

    Logan and Jessica would also be fun and classic.

  395. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Gene and Majel?

  396. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I’m gone again.

  397. Ed from Texas Says:

    Though, if you were looking for more contemporary geekdom, you could go with Chuck and Ellie.

  398. Ed from Texas Says:

    Ooh, Gene and Majel – I like that one, TEB.

  399. Cj Says:

    I like the Gene and Majel choice too. LLAP’s next episode is #100 and we are dedicating it to Majel. The epsidoe we are covering is also called “The Big Goodbye” which, while she isn’t in the episode, the title is fitting.

  400. Vanamonde Says:

    So does Rhettro win the bad taste award for naming his computers after nukes that bombed Hiroshima and Nagasaki?

  401. EssBee Says:

    Elrond and Galadriel

    We’re watching LOTR today as the tamales cook. Jack, we’ve done lots of laughing about The G(r)ay Havens. No wonder Frodo wanted to go there so badly. Aha.

  402. Jack Mangan Says:

    Glad I could sully your movie watching, EssBee ;)

    J0e: Miranda and Caliban? Barack and Michelle? Reagan and Thatcher? Link and Zelda? King Kong and Fay Wray? Fission and Fusion?

    Thanks for the tip, Nomad Scry. I’m up for any and all online viewing suggestions, since I’ve let the cable TV go.

    Thanks for the nice comments, everyone.

    Energizer Bunny: Thanks so much! :)

  403. Vanamonde Says:

    Sonic and Knuckles

  404. Vanamonde Says:

    Blinky, Pinky, Inky and Clyde

  405. Ed from Texas Says:

    Roslyn and Adama

  406. justa J0e Says:

    Great names guys.
    0ne and zero were funny.
    Luke and Leia was brought up and soundly nixed.
    as was Martha Jones @ The Doctor.
    I liked Scully @ Mulder but hat was nixed as well.
    I threw Fred an Ginger in as well and that wasn’t thoroughly scoffed at.

    I’m really warming to Gene and Majel … I’ll have to see what the committee thinks about that.

  407. justa J0e Says:

    What is the correct pronunciation of Majel ?

  408. Cj Says:

    I believe it’s pronounced “May-Gel” – I’ve heard it different ways, but interviews with her pronounce it this way and I’d assume that she instructed them correctly before the interviews were released.

  409. EssBee Says:

    If you guys want a silly movie, check out Hamlet 2. We just finished it and laughed our butts off.

  410. WNDRWolf Says:

    Wow – that’s a weight loss method I could get ‘behind’…

  411. Vanamonde Says:

    Two badly parked volkswagen beetles

  412. ditto Says:

    Temp: 4F
    CD: Red wine, Cab.
    CW: Transformers

  413. EssBee Says:

    Temp: 7F
    CD: Perrier
    CW: Forgetting Sarah Marshall

  414. WNDRWolf Says:

    Temp: 19.7 F
    CD: Coke
    CW: My kids play on their computers while starting the planning process for a year of Wander Radio…

  415. Cj Says:

    Temp: 53°F
    CD: Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi
    CW: Hubby playing RockBand (Keep ‘em Separated – The Offspring)

  416. Cj Says:

    ditto and Essbee – Two very cool movie choices. I loved them both.

  417. WNDRWolf Says:

    The day is considered done I am headed to bed…

    Goodnight Mush.

    (Pssst TEB check your email.)

  418. ditto Says:

    Cj: So’s Rock Band. ;)

    BTW, enjoyed hearing you on Evo @ 11.

  419. Cj Says:

    Thanks, ditto. It was fun :)

    I’m going to make homemade eggnog for the first time ever and I’m going to totally put bourbon in it and serve it to my friends and family!

    ….Oh the things that excite me.

  420. Trucker Overdrive Says:

    it’s my Holiday Spectacular!

    It’s got Mangan, Holsey, Systris, Tosus plus many more.

    http://www.12vtheater.com/podpress_trac/web/81/0/Holiday_Spectacular.mp3

  421. Trucker Overdrive Says:

    sorry miss typed wndrwolf!

  422. ditto Says:

    I’ll have to check that out, TO.

    Night you princes of deadpan. ;)

  423. LostRalph Says:

    Temp: 5 F (I was happier not knowing :/ )
    CD: Tea
    CL: JM mixtape

    Checking all the last minute stuff as I pack and get ready for my drive tomorrow.

    WNDRwolf: so when is that mixtape going in the feed for WNDRRadio? Also I find that ep 32 is very worthy of repeat listening.

  424. Jack Mangan Says:

    Very nice work, Trucker Overdrive.

    Happy/safe travels, Lost Ralph!

  425. Vanamonde Says:

    Morning Pan, the BBC’s weather report says the max temperature today is 9C…toasty!

  426. Ed from Texas Says:

    You guys need to come to Texas to escape all that cold. We’re at a balmy 34F here. :)

  427. Nomad Scry Says:

    @ditto: crunchyroll, bookmarked for later. Thank you, I’d never heard of it before.

    … Today has been a day of pain. Mostly because I spent two hours jamming my hand into an inch wide space and trying to pull out tightly wound plastic scraps. Thankfully, I only have one more day left to work this year.

    I would do the sarcastic happy dance if I weren’t too tired for that kind of energy expenditure.

  428. WNDRWolf Says:

    Lost Ralph – The Deadpan Mixtape is something for the listeners of the Deadpan. I am playing with the idea an all Jack Mangan music show. But the mixtape is a christmas gift for Deadpanites. So enjoy it before it goes away because I get a S&D letter…. (although I doubt that will happen)

  429. EssBee Says:

    Wolf, the mixtape is very nice. You did a great job with it.

    We’re off to do some last-minute shopping (ugh) this morning, to trade books at the used book store (yay), and to see Milk.

  430. ditto Says:

    Wolf: Sorry, I haven’t listened to the mix yet. I will soon. I promise.

    Nomad: Cool. I don’t know what anime you like, but try X’amd over at cruncyroll. It is pretty good.
    http://www.crunchyroll.com/library/Xamd_Lost_Memories

  431. JohnBoze Says:

    -19ºF. Too frozen to say more…

  432. ditto Says:

    CT: 1F
    CE: Just finished breakfast.

    Yesterday, we lost one of our front windows. The heat from the sun cracked it from top to bottom.

  433. Rhettro Says:

    Van,

    They’re not name so because of any malice I feel toward Japan, which I have none. LOL But rather for the irony that such destuctive devices are given such glib names, much like modern PCs. ;)

  434. WNDRWolf Says:

    Damn ditto Sorry to hear about that.
    12 F
    Damn its cold in Oklahoma…
    T minus 3 days of work left in 2008.

  435. WNDRWolf Says:

    CP: Zaldor’s Worlds 4th Annual Anti-Christmas Show
    This is fun http://www.zaldor.com/2008/12/22/4th-annual-anti-christmas-episode-216/

    The show usually covers independant artists that play in the Detroit area. Les puts on a good show.

  436. justa J0e Says:

    Morning DP.

    Has warmed to a balmy 15F here in justaJ0e land with a wind chill of 10F .
    No sir, … I don’t like it.

    Sorry about the uncomfortable hand-jamming, Nomad.

    Perhaps I can listen to the “Christmas spectacular” and “Mangan Mix-tape” while wrapping gifts today.

  437. justa J0e Says:

    … sorry, that would be “Holiday Spectacular”.

  438. WNDRWolf Says:

    Crap I knew I forgot something…I am supposed to wrap those gifts…

  439. Cj Says:

    There is a Windows logo in The Day the Earth Stood Still and the lack of subtlety in its location is very distracting.

  440. Vanamonde Says:

    Makes the change from the usual Apple logo though.

  441. justa J0e Says:

    Windows logo would be more appropriate. I mean, if the world was coming to a crashing halt and all.

  442. WNDRWolf Says:

    Slow day…

  443. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan!

    Minus 22 C or -36 with the wind chill, and more snow. *ugh*

    Hubby out shoveling the walk as we speak, then we’re going to brave the yuck and hit the store. Turns out a certain nameless bunny forgot to get stocking stuffers :)

  444. ditto Says:

    Currently making Amy’s bean soup for lunch.

    Getting ready to walk the dog in the frigid weather.

  445. Rhettro Says:

    I managed to finish all my holiday shopping on Saturday. I may still go out and buy some See’s Candy. I’ll refrain from talking about the weather. ;) So Amy let’s loose her recipes? Perhaps I should ask her for her ginger snap one. They are a real crowd pleaser.

  446. Vanamonde Says:

    As someone from the UK, all this talking about the weather makes me feel right at home/

    cough

  447. justa J0e Says:

    Dead Pan request :

    Any chance some of you Deadpanites with snow in your midst could build a snowman, take a picture and post it online for those of us who are snowularly challenged ?

    You get bonus Karma if it resembles Jack Mangan. :)

  448. WNDRWolf Says:

    Although it is cold enough for snow here…We don’t have any…

    Sorry Joe.

  449. ditto Says:

    No snow here, Joe.

    In general, when it gets down to 0F, you don’t get snow: the air is too dry.

  450. Jack Mangan Says:

    A SnowJack? Maybe a Charlie Brown shirt would make it come to life, rather than a stupid hat.

    Did you guys like the movie, Cj?

  451. Ed from Texas Says:

    While done with shopping, I went out at lunch to look around a a few things. Sure are a lot of people out shopping around here. You should have seen the line to checkout at Best Buy.

    Just in the office today and tomorrow, then I’m ready for a long Christmas weekend.

  452. justa J0e Says:

    meh
    Best Buy is one of the places I need to go today.

  453. Amy Bowen Says:

    ditto: Yay! :-)

    Currently cleaning the house for some guests.

  454. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Not really on line, but did want to take a minute to say a big. THANK YOU to Ed. Your SS gift arrived today. I really like the earbuds and will start using them today.

    Again. Thank you.

  455. ditto Says:

    Amy: Where did you get the bean mix?

  456. ditto Says:

    Currently planning meals for the rest of the week.

  457. Cj Says:

    ahhh the movie. I called in a voicemail to share my thoughts with everyone, but in a nutshell, I’d have to say that while Keanu is the hawtness in the movie and he does a fine job at the part – the movie was very flat and boring. I could think of at least 42 or more things I could have done for 2 hours that I would have enjoyed more.

  458. Jack Mangan Says:

    BTW – thanks so much, EssBee.

  459. JohnBoze Says:

    WooHoo! We just made it up to 0ºF!

    Busy here, will try back later…

  460. Vanamonde Says:

    They can be an advantage to US spelling.

  461. Jack Mangan Says:

    I think I’ll wait for DVD on the new Day the Earth Stood Still. I kinda hold the original to be sacred.

  462. Amy Bowen Says:

    ditto: In my apartment in Florida, I found four jars of that bean soup mix in one of the kitchen cabinets, with the recipe cards on the lids. Presumably, one of the two people who had recently moved out had assembled the jars and left them there. (I hope it tastes all right… -_-; )

  463. Vanamonde Says:

    Crap Joke:

    Darth Vader: Luke, I know what you are getting for Christmas

    Luke Skywalker: How can you possibly know that?

    Darth Vader: I felt your presences

  464. Cj Says:

    I just baked m ‘n m cookies. They are yummy. Making cranberry bread and more candy treats after I’m done working.

  465. Vanamonde Says:

    You ain’t helping with the sugar cravings Cj…

  466. Cj Says:

    Sorry, Van. If you were here, it’d be worse because then I’d just give you treats. Be thankful you are so far away … I think. ;-)

  467. Jack Mangan Says:

    I dunno Cj. . . those oreo thingies were delicious.

  468. Vanamonde Says:

    Sooo these Snowjacks…do they work like voodoo dolls?

  469. Rhettro Says:

    More like reverse voodoo dolls. You touch them and they make you feel cold.

  470. Cj Says:

    It’s raining here. I know that isn’t the most exciting thing you’ve probably heard all day, but I went outside and I got wet while retrieving mail. I’m getting multiple packages daily. I love getting packages!

    Jack, I’m making chocolate mint flavored of the oreo truffles today. I’m glad you enjoyed yours. :D There are plenty more where those game from.

  471. Amy Bowen Says:

    Currently:

    Listening: unknown song on coffee shop speakers
    Drinking: cafe mocha
    Eating: nothing
    Doing: Backing up all the data on my laptop to my brand-new external hard drive! Yay!

  472. Ed from Texas Says:

    TEB – glad you enjoyed them. I ended up having to go brick’n'mortar for them as Amazon wouldn’t let me have them shipped to Canada.

    I suppose the Feds are afraid you guys up north will use that advanced tech to build nukes or something. :)

    Deadpan all the way!

  473. ditto Says:

    Just finished: Cleaning up meat for dinners this week. Carnitas tomorrow. Prime Rib for Christmas.

    Need to finish groceries before weather turns bad.

  474. Amy Bowen Says:

    ^ Yum!

  475. EssBee Says:

    MMM, Carnitas! We’re having prime rib too, ditto. I found it at $4.88/lb at Albertson’s right after Thanksgiving. In fact, better go get it out of the freezer.

    We just got home from shopping (hell) and seeing Milk – great film.

  476. EssBee Says:

    Congrats, Cj, on ANOTHER Scrabble win!

  477. ditto Says:

    Fantastic price, EssBee.

  478. Amy Bowen Says:

    CP: Coldplay – Viva La Vida (on coffeeshop speakers – that’s band name first, then song title, for the unfamiliar. I like this song!)

  479. Cj Says:

    I love Coldplay.

    Time to make dinner – Marinated beef sauteed with green onions and served atop chinese noodles with chopped hard-boiled egg and soy sauce. One of my personal favorite meals. Yum!

  480. ditto Says:

    Sounds good, Cj!

    Leftovers here tonight.

  481. EssBee Says:

    Leftovers here too — chicken & rice.

    We’re about to watch The Savages, and do our laundry. Tomorrow, we hit the road for 6 days.

  482. Jack Mangan Says:

    Prime Rib! What time should we all get there? I’ll sit with the kids at the card table.

  483. ditto Says:

    Jack, anytime you get here. ;)

  484. Vanamonde Says:

    Not as violent as the other Jack:

    http://tinyurl.com/a3bkos

    Even tales of him in Canada.

  485. Vanamonde Says:

    Err as in Jack the Ripper and not that Jack.

  486. justa J0e Says:

    … anyone seen the AC power cord for my camcorder?
    I swear I left it right here beside the desk.

  487. justa J0e Says:

    How about that package of AAA rechargeable batteries I accidentally ordered last year when I thought I was getting AA’s.

  488. justa J0e Says:

    no one seen those either?

  489. Jack Mangan Says:

    I seem to have lost a bunch of things recently too.
    Let me know if you find my stuff with your cords and batteries, J0e.

  490. justa J0e Says:

    I think someone may have come through the bar and “straightened up” a bit.
    I hate it when that happens.

  491. Ed from Texas Says:

    I, I don’t believe it
    There she goes again
    She’s tidied up and I can’t find anything
    All my tubes and wires
    And careful notes
    And antiquated notions
    But, it’s poetry in motion
    And when she turned her eyes to me
    As deep as any ocean
    As sweet as any harmony
    Mmm, but she blinded me with science
    She blinded me with science

  492. Amy Bowen Says:

    ^ I almost posted that, but wasn’t positive what the second line was.

  493. Jack Mangan Says:

    Good heavens, Miss Yakamoto, you’re beautiful!

  494. Cj Says:

    I want all future gifts sent to me in crap wrap: http://www.firebox.com/admin/crapwrap

  495. Cj Says:

    And this is what I want – http://www.firebox.com/product/1548/Sun-Jar

    I don’t know why. It’s just so pretty.

    No more online window shopping for me. It’s much to late at night.

  496. Vanamonde Says:

    Looks like something to trap luminants in.

    The was your obscure Dark Star reference for Xmas.

  497. EssBee Says:

    Morning, Deadpan!

    Forecast for today: light snow and warmer. We’re loading the car and heading South.

    I am almost sure I’ll be around the bar, but just in case, I hope you all have a great Christmas (if you partake).

  498. Cj Says:

    Happy Travels and Merry Christmas to you, EssBee!

  499. WNDRWolf Says:

    Travel Safely and enjoy the holidays!!

  500. justa J0e Says:

    Safe travels EssBee. :)

  501. Rhettro Says:

    Safe travels and have a wonderful holiday EssBee. :)

  502. Rhettro Says:

    Teresa and my daughter made chocolate covered peanut butter balls last night. I brought four of them with me to work this morning. Very tasty!

  503. Vanamonde Says:

    Were they salty?

  504. Rhettro Says:

    Nope! LOL

  505. Cj Says:

    I’d just like to mention that I’m fretting about my SS gift’s tracking not showing delivered.

    Fret.

    It should have gotten to it’s recipient by now.

  506. ditto Says:

    My sister-in-law made truffles yesterday. Totally awesome.

    EssBee: Safe travels, and Merry Christmas!

  507. Ed from Texas Says:

    Well, for what it’s worth, CJ, the gift I’m supposed to receive has not managed to fight it’s way through the system to me yet. It did take over a week for mine package to make it to TEB, which is longer than I would have expected as well.

  508. ditto Says:

    I love the T-Shirt in this comic strip:
    http://www.questionablecontent.net/view.php?comic=1301

  509. justa J0e Says:

    I’m too slow to get the t-shirt joke. :/

  510. justa J0e Says:

    Does anyone else have a light fixture that just seems to EAT light bulbs ?

  511. Vanamonde Says:

    The NOSA or RWAKE or both?

  512. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    Psst, Van, I need your email. The link to my name is mine.

  513. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    NASA w/ Anarchy?

  514. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    Crap

    djutopia at gmail dot com

  515. Ed from Texas Says:

    Well, not one fixture, but about 30% of the CFL bulbs that I put in my house within the last year have failed already. I’m switching back to incandescents as they burn out. 5 years of life my ass!

  516. Jeremy in Winnemucca Says:

    I am in Winnemucca NV. We left Saturday, arrived Saturday, missed all the storms and snow and stuff. So Lucky! We have a friend who was going to drive to Denver, leave with us and split up at the Idaho Border. Her mom made her buy a ticket and she got snowed in. If she had left with us…totally would have made it.

    Good Ruck EssBee

  517. Jeremy in Winnemucca Says:

    Ed, my passenger side headlight EATS the low beam bulbs. Stupid headlight.

  518. ditto Says:

    JfS: Yep. NASA w/ Anarchy. :)

  519. Jeremy in Winnemucca Says:

    *rocks*

  520. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    Damn, I changed my name to “Jeremy In Winnemucca” and now am in moderation.

    RE: N@SA – *rocks*

  521. Rhettro Says:

    I got the Anarchy A N@SA but I’m scratching my head over RWAKE.

  522. Rhettro Says:

    Unless they mean the doom metal band. LOL

  523. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    Knowing the hipsterness of QC, they do.

  524. jackmangan Says:

    Jeremy in Winemvcmucuaucuaauaaacacmcmmuccamaiaaamciicaaaq47ca is now freed from moderation.

    A quick google check says RWAKE is a doom metal band.

  525. Vanamonde Says:

    I’ve emailed you Jeremy.

    Ed, CFLs are just as prone as incandescents to premature failure if switched on/off.

    The advice seems to be don’t switch them off unless you will be out of the room longer than 20 minutes.

  526. Rhettro Says:

    http://www.geniv.com/download/stp2.gif

  527. WNDRWolf Says:

    Rhettro – All he needs now are the chicken scissors.

  528. Vanamonde Says:

    Thanks Jeremy for the DSS Gift.

  529. justa J0e Says:

    Ed, I have a CFL that has lasted like FOREVER … maybe 5+ years.
    I have had some that crapped out after months.
    Seems to be an “actual mileage may vary” scenario.

    Of course some of those CFL’s died in ceiling fan fixtures that seem to go through incandescents JUST as quickly. meh

  530. Rhettro Says:

    Right you are Wolf. LOL

  531. Vanamonde Says:

    That enough to give most men an inferiority complex.

    Rhettro excepted of course.

    cough

  532. Rhettro Says:

    Drunk women aren’t the most reliable of news sources. ;)

  533. WNDRWolf Says:

    Don’t I know it…

    Oh wait…

    Nevermind

  534. jackmangan Says:

    caption:

    “OK, now somebody get me 2 tribbles to hold at the base *snicker*”

  535. jackmangan Says:

    Apparently tribbles are an effective way to clear the room. . . .

  536. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Silly people. Now we are going to watch “What Little Girls Are Made Of” tonight just to see that particular scene :)

  537. ditto Says:

    lol

    Cj: I tried the Carnitas recipe from the cookbook. May/June page 13. Very good.

  538. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Just saw the episode. Not only was his “weapon” a phallic symbol but the cavern was full of stalamites looking ready to please.

  539. Cj Says:

    Mmmm Mexican cooking is my favorite … or maybe it’s the eating Mexican food part that I like. Either way, I appreciate the tip! I’ll definitely check out the carnitas! YUM!

  540. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Stalamites=stalagmites

  541. Cj Says:

    Oooh, I made eggnog for the first time today. It is made of win! (and an entire bottle of bourbon) I’ll have to put it in my morning coffee … who wants to join me? ;)

  542. Cj Says:

    I’m not an alcoholic. Srsly. It’s just the holidays. Hurray for holiday cheer.

  543. ditto Says:

    Mmmmm. Good eggnog!!!!

  544. Ed from Texas Says:

    Holiday cheer sounds good – I’ll have a cup!

  545. jackmangan Says:

    And you don’t want to know which way the sodomites were pointing in that cave. . . . .

    (referencing TEB’s comments. not combining egg nog and sodomites. . . . ever. . . )

  546. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    CW: Tenacious D special.

    Not very Christmasy I know

    It’s supposed to be promoting their new CD/DVD but so far I haven’t heard anything new.

  547. jackmangan Says:

    I’ll take Tenacious D over xmas music any day.

    Sorry, did I grinch out for a minute there?

  548. EssBee Says:

    Morning, Deadpan! We reached our destination yesterday just before the snow storm, and now are with my parents. Had traditional Slovak Christmas food last night. Today, my prime rib.

    We watched the X-Files film last night — meh. It would have made a better 1 hour episode, we think, and wouldn’t have been one of the better ones.

    Jack, where’s your holiday cheer? Go to Cj’s and get some in coffee if you need a boost!

  549. Vanamonde Says:

    So according to one study, just 0.4% of the available tracks account for 80% of the downloads.

    Repeat after me:

    Baaaaaaaaaa!

  550. Vanamonde Says:

    on iTunes..groan

  551. WNDRWolf Says:

    Yes Van. I have questions about that study and the way it was presented in the New York Times… This will make a great introduction to the Wander Radio News segment…

  552. WNDRWolf Says:

    Good Morning Pan…
    I know several people will be in an out today and the weekend.
    I want to take this opportunity to say, Happy Holidays – and be safe this holiday season.

  553. Vanamonde Says:

    Wolf, I’m in the middle of reading a New Scientist article about the counter argument to the long tail theory of online shopping (where the above figures were quoted).

  554. WNDRWolf Says:

    Van – Cool can you send me a link?

  555. Vanamonde Says:

    It’s online at:

    http://tinyurl.com/93qt2r

  556. WNDRWolf Says:

    Thanks Van!

  557. justa J0e Says:

    Morning Pan.
    Doing last minute “Battoning of the hatches” .
    Will be running in and out all day.

  558. justa J0e Says:

    Glad you guys made it safely there EssBee.

  559. justa J0e Says:

    Quick, everybody to CJ’s for the coffee! :)

  560. justa J0e Says:

    Re: Downloads – Woa! Sheep crossing.

    Somewhat related. “Fresh Air” interview with some know-it-all who was defending the internet vs. music industry.
    He was gushing on about how perhaps some big stars were losing some of there money because of the internet – but that this “marvel of technology” was allowing so many MANY other artists to make money with their music.

    I think he was being very misleading. There is a difference between “making money” and “making a living” … or even being able to cover your costs.
    Have we really made a step forward when instead of one guy making a hundred thousand dollars you have a hundred thousand guys/girls making 1 dollar?

    discuss

  561. Cj Says:

    Coffee is hot, eggnog is cold, chocolate-filled croissants (a gift from my publisher) are baked and fluffy!

    Come and get it!

    Jack, you could always come over and enjoy some of Dan’s mad RockBand skillz… he’s here all week!

  562. Vanamonde Says:

    http://tinyurl.com/79t3xg

    Well I’m sold.

  563. ditto Says:

    The big problem with iTunes sales is that it still relies on traditional marketing means; i.e. marketing from the same groups that manipulate radio markets. So, most people go to buy tunes they already know.

    Exploring music within iTunes, and finding recommendations, is a difficult process. Genius may make that easier, but it has a long way to go.

  564. ditto Says:

    It’s funny that there is another version of that commercial, Van.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-BddCq1zFI4&NR=1

  565. Rhettro Says:

    Speaking of Rock Band, I played multiplayer over the internet with my friend in KC. It was a blast. So CJ if you get Jack over and he starts playing Rock Band, have him give me a call and I’ll sync in. ;)

  566. Rhettro Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tPzA4hqHj2s

    ^LOL

  567. Vanamonde Says:

    Just remember the White socks!

  568. Rhettro Says:

    I agree with ditto, the marketing is still done by the same groups. That’s what is so cool about Wander Radio, Getting a Leg Up, Bands Under the Radar, MSRcast and Coverville, they sift through the crap and offer a fresh new experience. Here’s a free mult-million dollar idea for any budding capitalist. Create a cheap service that creates custom playlists for free music, like from MySpace. Pick a genre of music you’re interested in and the service interfaces with MySpace and downloads ten picks. New picks every month for only $5.99. :)

  569. ditto Says:

    Rhettro: Give me a heads up when you want to play RB. :)

    I played my first Battle of the Bands last night. Ranked #1537.

  570. justa J0e Says:

    I guess the cool thing is that IF you are the sort who is aware that there is really good music “out there” and you are willing to search for it … the Internet has opened a world of possibility to you.
    … or if you hang out with that sort of crowd and therefor would receive the 2nd hand buzz. (that was me … )

  571. justa J0e Says:

    Time for me to make another 1-800-askthedeadpan call.

    I have an older relative asking for a recommendation on a bluetooth set for her Samsung SGH-A437.
    Anyone have a cost effective, SIMPLE to use recommendation?
    I have yet to enter with the bluetooth universe.

  572. Rhettro Says:

    ditto, will do!

    JOe: As it turns out, I bought Teresa a bluetooth ear piece for her cell phone. It was a Samsung model, and we haven’t try it yet. But it was on sale at Fry’s for $20 and had a $15 mail in rebate.

  573. Amy Bowen Says:

    Rhettro: As I’m sure you (and probably Jack?) understand, you use two completely different sets of “muscle memories” to play an actual guitar and to use a GH controller. Hence the guys from Rush making comments like, “I’m starting to get a feel for it.”

  574. Amy Bowen Says:

    I myself was playing some Guitar Hero at a friend’s house last night. I wish I could play an actual guitar, so I could compare the experiences. I made my first foray into Medium last night, after about an hour of songs on Easy. That was fun.

  575. Cj Says:

    Most people I know who actually CAN play the guitar well, haven’t had good things to say about Rockband or Guitar Hero. My hubby plays the guitar, but he loves Rockband so that’t not universal.

    FYI – My Xbox360 gamertag is Xarnya and Dan’s is Danthol – so if that’s your platform, please add us.

  576. Cj Says:

    That’s (not that’t)

  577. ditto Says:

    Amy: I’ve played both and they are quite different, though for the harder difficulties, there are some similar skills. The important thing to realize, however, is that Guitar Hero is not a simulator. It is a rhythm game, much like Dance Dance Revolution.

    While you may never learn how to play guitar from Guitar Hero, you may start to hear things in songs that you haven’t before. IMO, the best thing about these games is that you get a new appreciation for music.

    Drums, in Rock Band, are a little different. They are closer to a simulator than the guitars.

  578. Ed from Texas Says:

    Joe, whatever you do, don’t get them one of these:

    http://www.amazon.com/Samsung-WEP200-Bluetooth-Wireless-Black/dp/B000GAO9T2

    I got one a few years ago as I though a light weight, hold in the ear type unit was exactly what I was looking for. There could not be a worse way to do it than this Samsung one. It hurts, and it falls out all the time. Why they couldn’t have done something like the earbuds I got for TEB (and that I use myself), I don’t know.

    Anyway, steer clear of that one.

  579. ditto Says:

    Cj: I’ll add you to my friends list. :)

    I’ve run across some “snobs” that sneer that say, “You aren’t really playing music, you know?” I think they miss the point. Most people that play these games are under no illusion that they can play a real instrument. It is a game. It is fun. You can hang out with friends and listen to great music.

    It’s no accident that music stores have seen a surge in sales and requests for guitar lessons. I think that’s a fabulous bonus. Perhaps in 5-10 years we’ll see the first crop of great new *real* bands that were inspired by these games. Let’s see what the naysayers say then. :)

  580. WNDRWolf Says:

    Too much eggnog in the coffee this morning CJ? ;)

  581. Amy Bowen Says:

    ditto: I agree. Guitar Hero is a rhythm game because your efforts are focused on executing physical responses in time with music. I think you can, indeed, appreciate music on a new level after playing the game. I haven’t actually played drums in RB, but aren’t they too close together and at the wrong angle to each other?

    Currently stuck in my head: The song I miraculously managed to get 77% on in Medium – “Sunshine of Your Love.”

  582. Amy Bowen Says:

    That would be AWESOME if real bands inspired by GH/RB appeared on the scene. :-)

  583. ditto Says:

    Friend request sent. Your husband is really good at drums, Cj!

  584. ditto Says:

    Amy: I agree. It would be awesome.

    I’m still struggling with hard.

  585. Cj Says:

    ditto, He’s good at drums? We’ll load up the game later and accept.

    I’m best at singing and I’m pretty good at drums. I’m horrible at guitar no matter how much I practice. I want to be good, but I’m just not.

    It’s definitely all about having rhythm. I agree!

  586. ditto Says:

    Cj: He got 100% on an expert song for drums. Maybe he should get a drum set. ;)

  587. Amy Bowen Says:

    If and when I ever get out to Phoenix again, I need to make a date to play Rock Band with Dan and Cj. :-)

  588. ditto Says:

    With Jack on guitar, you 3 could start a band. ;)

  589. Cj Says:

    OK, I get it now… he did some song that gave him the expert thingie on drums. It’s a bit falsified. I’m always a little happy when I do well on drums because he says they are “so hard.” tee hee

  590. Amy Bowen Says:

    Question: Does Rock Band give you the option of setting different instruments to different difficulty levels, so that one less-experienced person doesn’t destroy the entire band’s score for each song?

  591. WNDRWolf Says:

    CP:Coverville Top 40 part 2

  592. Rhettro Says:

    Amy: Yes you can have different difficulty levels per band member in Rock Band.

  593. Cj Says:

    Oh yeah, Amy. I play everything on Easy and hubby is usually on medium. When my best friend comes to stay with us, he plays on Expert so we are all over the board.

  594. Amy Bowen Says:

    Awesome. :-)

  595. Rhettro Says:

    Yes playing guitar in Rock Band / Guitar Hero is a lot different than the real thing. But the goals are completely different. When using a real instrument you are trying to create music and express yourself. When playing Rock Band / Guitar Hero you are playing a rhythm game that is really a celebration about music. They both have their merits, but the focus is completely different. Guitar Hero actually inspired me to start playing real guitar again, but other than a sense of timing, there isn’t anything that practicing one will give you an advantage in for the other. That’s why I think the Rush video is so hilarious, the real band, failing at their own song.

  596. justa J0e Says:

    Thanks for the blue tooth hints!

  597. justa J0e Says:

    BTW: Net time someone tells you that Rock band or GH isn’t really you playing an instrument … you should point out that your favorite 1st person shooter isn’t really you killing things either. Since apparently it isn’t OBVIOUS to them!

  598. justa J0e Says:

    Re: guitar lessons.

    I have a beutiful, nearly mint Fender Strat.
    While I have proved myself a musician on wind Instruments and piano … try as I might, I just never had the Brain/Finger wiring for guitar. :(
    So that lovely blue guitar sits in it’s case … gently weeping.

  599. Cj Says:

    Hee hee hee, J0e!

    My favorite games are still Animal Crossing and the Mario Brothers’ platforms.

  600. justa J0e Says:

    *snob mode* Now CJ … you know you aren’t really fending off big monkeys */snob mode*

  601. justa J0e Says:

    :)

  602. Rhettro Says:

    It’s funny, I said something positive about Guitar Hero on a website devoted to real guitar and a lot of people come out of the wood work to pounce on me. LOL They assume that you are someone who thinks playing Rock Band will make you awesome with real guitar. No that’s not the point, Guitar Hero emulates the experience of being in a real band and is a lot of fun and as such is a good motivator if you are inclined to learn to play a real instrument. I still had some douche bags trying to lecture me that a plastic controller wasn’t like a real guitar. Seriously? LOL

  603. Cj Says:

    Do you think that Mario Bros are to partially blame for my unnatural fear of turtles?

  604. Vanamonde Says:

    I’m useless at rythm games so the joys of guitar hero/rockband are not for me.

    Back to Space Invaders….

  605. Vanamonde Says:

    In regards to Bluetooth, you also need to thing of security.

    If your phone allows you to limit bluetooth connections to one..enable it. Also ‘hide’ the phone if it’s an option in the settings.

    You can tell it’s Xmas, the adverts from holiday companies are playing on the TV..

  606. Vanamonde Says:

    For a laugh have a read of:

    http://tinyurl.com/a873r9

  607. Cj Says:

    Whew. Just finished writing my show for this week. Sent to copy editor and I’m free to start cooking again! I’ve got cookies, spinach dip, candies, a pot of beans, and a new buffalo chicken dip recipe that I’m trying out all on the docket today! I’m expecting a house-full of people tomorrow so I’d better hop to it!

  608. ditto Says:

    Yes, but when I play Halo, I really *am* the Master Chief!!!

    Take that, Alien Horde!!!!

  609. ditto Says:

    I have to agree with IndieFeed: Cornelius’ Gum was a great, fun song from this year.
    http://traffic.libsyn.com/altmod/indiefeed_cornelius_gum_2.mp3

  610. Vanamonde Says:

    I’m the Master Chief!

    I wonder if Spartacus is on the TV this Xmas…

  611. jackmangan Says:

    I wonder if professional dancers get that uppity about DDR.

    No, when playing Atari 2600 Adventure, I really was a little square carrying an arrow, getting chased by a big yellow duck.

  612. ditto Says:

    I am the Pac-Man. Here me woka woka woka!

  613. Vanamonde Says:

    If you feel inspired by ditto’s last post:

    http://tinyurl.com/az9qu

  614. Vanamonde Says:

    Some light reading for winter:

    http://tinyurl.com/8b6otz

  615. Vanamonde Says:

    Sarah Palin set to piano:

    http://tinyurl.com/57646h

  616. Vanamonde Says:

    What were these women on?

    http://tinyurl.com/4anzpp

  617. jackmangan Says:

    Yes, watch Van’s video to see wild Swedish twins in action!

  618. Cj Says:

    That is completely bizarre, Van.

  619. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Happy holidays to all of Deadpan land :)

    We are off to spread our christmas cheer across Illinois now

  620. Vanamonde Says:

    CW: Arena-Paul Scofield

    A documentary about the actor.

  621. Vanamonde Says:

    Safe travels TSHs.

  622. ditto Says:

    Happy Holidays to all! And safe travels to TSH!

  623. jackmangan Says:

    CP: At Dawn They Sleep – Slayer

    … on xmas eve…… is that wrong?

    Happy Holidays and safe travels to everyone.

    *I* will be in and out around here tonight.

  624. Vanamonde Says:

    Unshow on Xmas morn?

  625. jackmangan Says:

    Aye, Van.

  626. Vanamonde Says:

    Well it’s after midnight here, so Happy Christmas (it’s a day off whatever you believe in) to everybody in deadpan land.

    I’m off to open my presents,

  627. Vanamonde Says:

    A fan made trailer for a non existent Thundercats movie:

  628. Vanamonde Says:

    http://tinyurl.com/8qq7dg

  629. justa J0e Says:

    I gotta go grill the pork chops now but I’ll be around.
    Merry Christmas you knuckleheads!

  630. WNDRWolf Says:

    Merry Christmas!!!

  631. marlodianne Says:

    *peeks in*

    *plugs in Christmas lights*

    *peeks out*

  632. Vanamonde Says:

    How you doing MD?

  633. ditto Says:

    Merry Christmas, MD!!!!

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