New Year’s Unshow

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This one’s for Van.

 
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  1. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Firsties!!!

    *hugs for Van*

  2. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Oh, in case it was missed in the previous comments. Canada won 7 – 4
    That means, in a future episode, we’ll hear the dulcet tones of EssBee and JB ;)

  3. jackmangan Says:

    Looking forward to those recordings.

    And. . . .. I just got a mysterious package from Elk River. . . . . Thanks!

    OK – Happy New Year, everyone!

  4. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Happy New Year, Jack. (still 2 1/2 hours away here)

  5. jackmangan Says:

    Same here – but leaving in a few for Evo’s party.

  6. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I think we’re going to watch a movie now, then call it a night.

    Party safe, all!

  7. LostRalph Says:

    Happy New Year deadpanites.

    My condolences Van.

  8. justa J0e Says:

    Hkappy New Years Deadpan *MMMMwwwwaaaaa*

  9. justa J0e Says:

    Go Sweden !!!! :)

  10. Amy Bowen Says:

    T minus 30 minutes until the new year here in California.

    CP: Well, I was trying to play Escape Pod #184 (Mur’s Christmas story for this year), but I can’t concentrate with other people talking to each other around me, so I keep pausing it.

  11. Amy Bowen Says:

    HAPPY NEW YEAR!!!! Bedtime for me, now. :-)

  12. Cj Says:

    Happy New Year from in the new year. It’s 3:45am here. I am going to sleep so I can get up in 3 hours to go get my kids from the babysitter.

    And yes, it was all very worth it!

  13. Vanamonde Says:

    All the best everyone and thanks Jack for playing the segment,.

  14. EssBee Says:

    Ah, crap. Okay, I’ll sing.

    Happy New Year! Hope you are hanging in there, Van.

  15. WNDRWolf aka the Master of Patience Says:

    Van – I cannot imagine what you are going through…I hope you realize that the Deadpan community is here for you.

    Happy New Year gang…I am going to stop saying the “Fuck ” and focus on making the coming year better the best that I can.
    (i.e. done focusing on the past and looking to the future – I can change one of them.)

  16. Ed from Texas Says:

    Best wishes to all in this New Year. As with all of Deadpan, my condolences, Van, to you and your family.

    We spent the eve hosting most of our nieces and nephews while my wife’s siblings were out at various events. Impressively, all the kids were still wide awake at midnight and my wife had horns, hats and streamers for them to make a mess of the room with at midnight. We managed to have a good time and I didn’t even have anything to drink.

    I did spend some of it playing and chatting online with some gaming friends. A couple made comments about how dumb the whole New Year’s business is. I must disagree. Sure, as far as the stars and planets are concerned, we’re at just another point on the orbit. But, for people, it’s a psychological opportunity to close a door behind us and open another in front of us. Even if we don’t achieve all that we set out for in 2009, it’s still important to take the opportunity to reflect on where we’ve come from, and make the effort to adjust our course during the next year.

    May your winds be favorable this year, Deadpan.

  17. Ed from Texas Says:

    And, speaking of favorable, Secret Santa swung through Minnesota this year to bring me some authentic local goodies. Many thanks, JB.

  18. jackmangan Says:

    As I often say – well said, Ed. Hopefully there will be some positive significance to this new turning of the page. First song played on the iPod this morning: “Reborn” by Scar Symmetry. Hopefully the song title bodes well.

    And Evo’s party was fun! Cool seeing Dan and Cj (and everyone) there.

  19. justa J0e Says:

    Look … it’s a New Year.

    Haven’t had a chance to listen to the show yet.
    Just checking in to say I made it into the new year with the rest of you.

  20. Cj Says:

    Good Morning and I’m looking forward to the new year. I’m not one to make the resolutions, but there are definitely some changes I’d like to see in myself this coming year and I will make it happen.

    It was a good party with a lot of great laughs and we got to meet some fun new people. I swear I was sitting with Scott Bakula.

    Jack sightings are always a big highlight for us :). It was definitely awesome getting to hang out. :D

  21. WNDRWolf aka the Master of Patience Says:

    Damn Jack sightings….
    I always miss those.

  22. jackmangan Says:

    But you see Jack every day. . . .
    OK, off to see if the sports bar will agree to play the Winter Classic.

  23. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Good Afternoon, Deadpan!

    Spent the morning buying groceries since I won’t be able to tomorrow. (month end…work…ugh)

    I don’t make New Year’s resolutions. While I believe in the “celebration” of the new year, I don’t believe that making half baked promises at the start of the year is the best way to improve oneself. Usually these resolutions end up being forgotten or left on the wayside. I believe, if you want to do something, you will either do it, or not and it won’t take the new year to get you to do it. It’s something you have to be ready to do – no matter what time of the year it is.

  24. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    To me, the new year is going through the previous year’s files and deciding what I need to keep for tax purposes and what I can file away in the basement.

  25. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    J0e, it looks like Sweden and Canada are only going to meet up in a medal game.

  26. ditto Says:

    Happy New Year!!!

  27. EssBee Says:

    Spoken like a true finance person, Bunny. Going through 2008 files is on my list for the weekend.

    My parents just took off and now we’re trying to cool down the house a bit. Older folks get cold.

    CW: Diana Krall on Ovation TV

  28. jackmangan Says:

    I agree about resolutions. Enjoy New Year’s for the metaphorical reboot that it is – but don’t swear to some change you won’t stick to, based on the calendar date. My $0.02.

  29. Cj Says:

    Being self-employed and doing taxes = nightmare.

    Le Sigh.

  30. ditto Says:

    Le mew.
    Le meow.

  31. EssBee Says:

    Le Bones marathon on TNT.

  32. Vanamonde Says:

    The one advantage of PAYE is that you don’t have worry about…unless the inland revenue has classed you in the wrong tax bracket.

  33. Vanamonde Says:

    +it

  34. EssBee Says:

    I wrote my 7 things post, Amy. Thanks for inviting me to play.

    http://objectionablematerial.blogspot.com/2009/01/7-things-about-me-that-have-nothing-to.html

    I tagged JOe, marlo, and Trucker among my 7.

  35. EssBee Says:

    How are you doing, Van? Good to see you.

  36. Amy Bowen Says:

    You’re welcome, EssBee! :-)

  37. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Just popping in. thought this sight would be interesting. A list of “midnight regulations” Bush is putting or trying to put through in his ending time

    http://www.propublica.org/special/midnight-regulations

  38. jackmangan Says:

    Just had a damned fine brisket dinner at Charlie the Beer Guy’s house. He’s known for his beer, but damn – the man can cook.

    So I was at a NYE party last night, went to a bar this morning to watch the hockey game, then had some good brews at Charlie’s this evening. I think I’m gonna stick to water for the next few days.

  39. EssBee Says:

    Sounds like a good way to start 2009, Jack.

    CW: Angel S2, E3

  40. jackmangan Says:

    http://www.80scartoons.net/ymbaeci.html

  41. Cj Says:

    Tron is still the best movie with light cycles evAr!

  42. Vanamonde Says:

    Are they any other movies with light cycles?

    Wasn’t so impressed with the games at the time.

  43. Vanamonde Says:

    -they +there

  44. Vanamonde Says:

    I didn’t catch much TV over the holiday season, but grab yourself a bittorrent client and download the torrent at file:

    http://tinyurl.com/7zoemr

    The latest Wallace and Gromit, you won’t regret it…well probably.

  45. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan.

    Back to work. Hubby’s still sleeping. Wish I had the day off.

  46. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    OH, just as a hint, Van. It’s not Planet of the Apes.

  47. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I see the board is hopping this morning :)

  48. EssBee Says:

    Looks like everyone is getting a late start this morning – I know I am.

    Good morning, Deadpan!

    My agenda for today: go order new glasses, run into the office to ship CA state adoption materials, buy new curtains. Ambitious? Maybe.

  49. justa J0e Says:

    woa woa woa …
    Curtains? Don’t you think that’s pushing it just a little too far EssBee?

    Pace yourself, 363 more of these to go.

    ;)

  50. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My husband has this strange new habit. If he sees me doing something interesting, he’ll pat me on the head.

    I think, two weeks off is just a little much and he needs to get back to work.

  51. Cj Says:

    I overslept. I’m late. I’m late. I’m late. Where’s Alice? Dammit. Actually I’m not late. I’m just not going to get as much done as I wanted to today. I think I actually AM Alice.

  52. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Are you in your own little wonderland CJ?

  53. justa J0e Says:

    Anyone know how long your supposed to cook bacon in a microwave oven?

    I’m going to go for 2 minutes

  54. Vanamonde Says:

    Can you still get that paper that converts some of the mw energy into heat?

    It was good for cooking bacon in microwave ovens.

  55. Cj Says:

    TEB, yes. I live here in my wonderland and it’s nice here.

    J0e, I have no idea on the bacon in the micro. I know you have to put them in paper towels. That’s as much as I can help.

  56. justa J0e Says:

    2 minutes didn’t do it.
    Went for another 2.

    Put the strips ontop of two paper towels (on a plate) and then covered it all with another paper towel.

    greasy mess. seemes to have cooked but kinda rubbery.
    skillet is best

  57. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Just watch out for the Red Queen, CJ.

  58. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    CP: Sabbra Cadabra – Metallica
    CD: Lemon Ginger tea

  59. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My front door is frozen shut! What’s that all about?

  60. JohnBoze Says:

    First guess would be extreme cold. Possibly with water involved, or more precisely, ice.

  61. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    It makes the term “stuck at home” literal in my case.

  62. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    And yes “extreme cold” is correct. -24 C; -37 with the wind chill right now.

  63. justa J0e Says:

    … or maybe a run in with the “Ice Mizar”

  64. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I’m Mister White Christmas
    I’m Mister Snow
    I’m Mister Icicle
    I’m Mister Ten Below
    Friends call me Snow Miser
    What ever I touch
    Turns to snow in my clutch
    I’m too much!

    [Chorus:]
    He’s Mister White Christmas
    He’s Mister Snow

    [Snow Miser:]
    That’s right!

    [Chorus:]
    He’s Mister Icicle
    He’s Mister Ten Below

    [Snow Miser:]
    Friends call me Snow Miser,
    What ever I touch
    Turns to snow in my clutch

    [Chorus:]
    He’s too much!

    [Snow Miser:]
    I never want to see a day
    That’s over forty degrees
    I’d rather have it thirty,
    Twenty, ten, five and let it freeeeEEEEEEeeze!

    [Chorus:]
    He’s Mister White Christmas
    He’s Mister Snow

    [Snow Miser:]
    That’s right!

    [Chorus:]
    He’s Mister Icicle
    He’s Mister Ten Below

    [Snow Miser:]
    Friends call me Snow Miser,
    What ever I touch
    Turns to snow in my clutch
    …too much.

    [All:]
    Too Much!

  65. justa J0e Says:

    Yeah … that guy.

    You didn’t happen to hear singing and dancing last night, did you?

  66. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I think I tuned it out because I didn’t want to know, JB.

  67. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    One advantage of having the hubby home is HE gets to go out and shovel the walk in this stupidly cold weather :)

  68. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    According to the noon news, Calgary has had four murders so far this year. Woo hoo?

  69. Jack Mangan Says:

    He’s too much.

    j0e, you seem to be conducting a lot of microwave experiments lately. I’m curious/nervous to know what’s next.

  70. JohnBoze Says:

    I left it for you to say Jack. Watch some good hockey recently, then?

  71. Dubshack Says:

    So PG Holyfield’s segment on Evo@11 is in no way a sad rip off of the Wingin’ It Recap. But then the whole thing is a sad rip off of Wingin’ It, so why should I be surprised.

  72. Amy Bowen Says:

    ^ I like Evo@11 anyway. Based on what I heard about Wingin’ It, namely, that it was too long, rambling and pointless, I think keeping the show under 30 minutes is an excellent idea. It forces the show to be better than Wingin’ It was, because it forces the hosts to say what they have to say right off the bat.

  73. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Some people are just silly

    http://jam.canoe.ca/Microgalleries/Dumb_celeb_quotes/

  74. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    US vs. Slovakia IIHF is on right now

  75. justa J0e Says:

    Now THERE is an Anthem!

  76. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Ok, my TV guide is wrong. The game is on in an hour.

  77. justa J0e Says:

    TEB – RE: Murder rate
    What is the population of Calgary? Given that this is only the 2nd day, is this a sustainable rate? Will they have to bus in victims from the surrounding areas?

    So many questions.

  78. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    photoshop madness

    http://forums.fark.com/cgi/fark/comments.pl?IDLink=4097634&tt=voteresults&startid=47291193

  79. justa J0e Says:

    Jack – Re: exciting water molecules with ity bity waves of energy.
    I’m the guy who, if he could find a used microwave oven at a garage sale for $20, would have it in his garage for the sole purpose of zapping things!
    *MMMwwwwaaaahahahahahahaha*

  80. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    For some reason, I really want to see this

    http://io9.com/5121268/new-trailer-showcases-guinea-pig+transformer-showdown

  81. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Is it me, or is this just wrong…

    http://www.supersizedmeals.com/food/article.php/20080604-Bacon_in_a_Can

  82. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I take that back, this is wrong as well

    http://www.lastappetite.com/french-fry-coated-hotdog/

  83. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    And finally, some of the silliest products of 2008

    http://nerdapproved.com/misc-gadgets/the-stupidest-products-of-2008/

  84. Jack Mangan Says:

    But why does that french fry coated hot dog sound so appealing? Sounds like another experiment for j0e’s garage microwave.

  85. Vanamonde Says:

    I have to agree that the short length of Evo@11 is a major plus point.

  86. Vanamonde Says:

    Something I never really appreciated till I listened to a podcast that lasted for 2 hours and 21 minutes.

  87. Cj Says:

    Van, I think my husband and I remain on the bad side of podcast listeners since we tend to overshoot our hour almost every week. Short listens really are the best.

    Srsly… why would anyone want to listen to me ramble on about Star Trek and other nonsense for an hour a week. That’s just crazy talk.

  88. JohnBoze Says:

    Dead iMac here. Genius Bar can’t see me till Sunday Night…

  89. Vanamonde Says:

    So for some reason Thunderbird decided to delete the contents (but not the headers) of all my stored emails.

    I will now go and grind my teeth.

  90. EssBee Says:

    Van, what happened to our Mindscraper game?

  91. justa J0e Says:

    Sorry about that JB.

    suckage

  92. Vanamonde Says:

    I’ll make a move tomorrow Essbee.

  93. Vanamonde Says:

    In wordscraper that is.

  94. EssBee Says:

    I bet you say that to all the girls.

    By the way, you message was truly touching. I listened while driving to the office today and had to pull over and let the tears clear.

  95. ditto Says:

    I agree. What a great tribute, Van. Thanks for sharing it.

  96. EssBee Says:

    CW: Angel S2, E7

    I didn’t get new glasses OR new curtains today. I ended up trapped at Evil, Inc. for 3 hours instead of the planned 1. Tonight is a lazy night.

  97. justa J0e Says:

    *tweet* watching Sugar Bowl. This bowl season has been YAWN!

  98. Jack Mangan Says:

    It was really was a beautiful message, Vanamonde. I’m honored to have been able to provide an outlet for you.

  99. Jack Mangan Says:

    The Sugar Bowl was never renamed to Corporate Giant Mega Sponsor Money Bowl, like most of the others?

    I’m currently watching the cereal bowl.

  100. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    100ties

  101. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    :)
    Thanks everyone for your comments on the last ep

    Currently
    doing: waiting for Hugh to get down here so we can have our 10th day of xmas. (yes we are sappy dorks and we do 12 days of xmas starting xmas day)
    drinking: chai
    eating: biscotti
    listening: Who’s Laughing Now by Skinny Puppy

    We officially go MIA on Monday, so we might try to do a play by play this weekend, no promises though

    so if we don’t come back, everyone take care

  102. Nomad Scry Says:

    Late as usual… but I still wanna play, dammit.

    YOUR SPY NAME: Wil Linden
    (middle name and current street name)

    YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: Clyde Mentos
    (grandfather/grandmother on your dad’s side, your favorite candy)

    YOUR GAMER TAG: Graey Cat
    (a favorite color, a favorite animal)

    YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Wil Silver Springs
    (middle name, city where you were born)

    YOUR STAR WARS NAME: Vex Pet Cou
    (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother’s maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet’s name)

    PORN STAR NAME: Peaches Williamson
    (first pet’s name, the street you grew up on)

    SUPERHERO NAME: The Graey Caprice
    (”The”, your favorite color, the automobile your dad drives)

    YOUR ACTION HERO NAME: Tugg Potatoes (Tropic Thunder’s Tugg Speedman)
    (first name of the main character in the last film you watched, last food you ate)

  103. justa J0e Says:

    Better late then never Tugg Potatoes.

  104. justa J0e Says:

    I await a Smartie Hottie© pbp with antici …….

    … pation

  105. justa J0e Says:

    yes … this almost never happens to me.

    http://tinyurl.com/9ysk9d

  106. marlodianne Says:

    For those of you who have been yearning, longing, PINING to have some of my art, I’ve just started up again with auctions on Artbyus. I’ll be selling prints, original paintings, and knits.
    Some of my auctions will be for charity (the humane society, natch). The charity ones will be marked.

    You can make requests.

    The first auction just went live…

    Questions? :P

  107. Ed from Texas Says:

    Almost never JJ?

  108. EssBee Says:

    Morning, Deadpan!

    I’ll take a look, marlo – thanks for the info!

    Looks like snow in Colorado today.

  109. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan!

    At – 29 (-39 with the wind chill) it’s frikken cold!

  110. Jack Mangan Says:

    Sounds like a day to be spent huddling under the blankets with Mr. Bunny.
    And Deadpan.

    Excellent Marlo! Links please?

  111. marlodianne Says:

    ArtByUs gallery link:

    http://www.artbyus.com/auctions.php?a=6&b=9166

    I hope to add stuff nearly every day. (The Spousal Unit has offered unlimited help.)

  112. marlodianne Says:

    Within the next few days, there will be more art and also hand made knit socks available.

  113. Cj Says:

    Just received word that my out-of-town guests’ plane has landed. A week of entertaining is in my future. I’m happy that they are here but…

    I’m having emotional overload and I have nobody over the age of 5 available to talk to! Ugh!

    /freakout

  114. marlodianne Says:

    But, Cj, I’m sure some of us are over the age of five…and there you are, talking….

    ;)

  115. justa J0e Says:

    Ed – just checked back through my life … turns out that NEVER happens to me.

  116. justa J0e Says:

    CJ – no one over the age of 5 ? The Deadpan usually manages a solid 8 to 10. ;)

  117. justa J0e Says:

    BTW CJ – I hope you perfected the “Yes I heard you but I have absolutely nothing to say on the mater” word.

  118. justa J0e Says:

    MD – Nice :)
    How did you manage to get Wndr to sit still long enough for that pose?

  119. Vanamonde Says:

    New Dr Who actor announced:

    http://tinyurl.com/8435vt

  120. Vanamonde Says:

    You can tell you are getting old when the new Dr Who looks like he has just left school.

  121. Cj Says:

    Thanks. I’m glad you are all here or I’m glad I can be here where you are – something like that. :)

    I think I just need a nap and a hug. Hubby is on his way home now and can help me with both of those things.

  122. Jack Mangan Says:

    Dan, I could use a nap and a hug too.

  123. Vanamonde Says:

    cough?

  124. Jack Mangan Says:

    Sneeze?

  125. Vanamonde Says:

    Time to join in:

    YOUR SPY NAME: Joe Lingside
    (middle name and current street name)

    YOUR MOVIE STAR NAME: Fred Munchies
    (grandfather/grandmother on your dad’s side, your favorite candy)

    YOUR GAMER TAG: Green Dog
    (a favorite color, a favorite animal)

    YOUR SOAP OPERA NAME: Joe Shields
    (middle name, city where you were born)

    YOUR STAR WARS NAME: Mai Irs Cla
    (first 3 letters of your last name, last 3 letters of mother’s maiden name, first 3 letters of your pet’s name)

    PORN STAR NAME: Clancy Nancing St
    (first pet’s name, the street you grew up on)

    SUPERHERO NAME: The Green Herald
    (”The”, your favorite color, the automobile your dad drives)

    YOUR ACTION HERO NAME: Carl Cheesecake (Yes Man’s Carl Allen)
    (first name of the main character in the last film you watched, last food you ate)

  126. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Just saw the clip on the new Doctor. While being young, I also find he’s not as… easy on the eyes as the previous two.

  127. Vanamonde Says:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Triumph_Herald

  128. EssBee Says:

    Van, best porn star name ever.

  129. Vanamonde Says:

    Well I’ll give the new Dr Who the benefit of the doubt till he’s seen in episodes.

  130. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    That’s very true. I think I’ve liked them all to a greater or lessor degree. They’ve all brought something different to the table and you have to take it at that.

  131. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Van, you could have also bee “The Green Triumph”, then?

  132. JohnBoze Says:

    I think he looks “Doctor-y.”

    Eccleston had those enourmous ears, this guy has a nose thing going…

    Not saying any of that makes for a good or bad choice, just noticing.

    This lappy is excruciatingly slow…

  133. Vanamonde Says:

    Sure could TEB, The Green Herald scans a bit better methinks.

  134. EssBee Says:

    My damn pellet stove is acting up. I HATE running the furnace. Argh!

  135. Cj Says:

    Images of Dan and Jack napping and hugging has made me a little giggly.

    I’ve never seen Dr. Who. Suddenly feel like I’m missing out on something.

  136. Vanamonde Says:

    Gasp!

  137. EssBee Says:

    I haven’t seen much Dr. Who either, Cj. Yesterday, I had to ride over to our warehouse with a wanker from work and he had TNG DVDs in his back seat. I thought, “Cj would like this.”

  138. Cj Says:

    OK, it’s been dutifully added to my Netflix streaming queue. I’ll check it out. I (heart) Netflix.

  139. Cj Says:

    EssBee, yes. I can’t believe he’d leave such precious commodities out in the open where anyone could see them! Geez! :)

  140. EssBee Says:

    CW: Judy Tenuta One Night Stand

    “Oh yeah, I only WANT to be a wife and mother. When I look at you, I want to release my eggs.”

  141. Jack Mangan Says:

    CD: Enjoying the mellow.

  142. ditto Says:

    I have to admit: I’ve finally seen Office Space. Pretty funny.

  143. EssBee Says:

    That’s a fun flick, ditto.

    CW: X-Files – some S2 episode from Netflix. The one about the voodoo priest in the INS camp in North Carolina.

  144. ditto Says:

    CP: Never Stop — Echo & The Bunnymen

  145. ditto Says:

    You know, I bought a dutch oven before the holidays solely for two recipes that I was interested in trying. Now, I’m using it for a bunch of other things. Turns out that it was a really useful purchase. :)

  146. Jack Mangan Says:

    OK, everyone stop that.

  147. Jack Mangan Says:

    I would like to hear more about the stuff you’ve made in the dutch oven, ditto.

  148. Cj Says:

    Yes, ditto, please share. I received two of them for Christmas. What should I make?

  149. Cj Says:

    Oh, and my guests have returned to their hotel after a delicious dinner and our kids frolicking around our house. My 5-year-old daughter kissed their 5-year-old son right on the lips! Gotta get these two a chaperoe! (Like mother like daughter they say!)

    Tomorrow – the zoo if it doesn’t rain.

  150. Amy Bowen Says:

    Back at apt. in Florida. Still on California time. Don’t want to go to bed, even if it is past midnight here.

  151. Amy Bowen Says:

    In other news, the wireless router in my apartment has finally started working properly! HOORAY! My computer never has to take up space on the dining table again! (Before, it had to be plugged directly into the cable modem, which is under the dining table.)

  152. Amy Bowen Says:

    Okay, now I’m starting to get tired. Good night, Pan. :-)

  153. Vanamonde Says:

    Morning Pan, work today, meh!

    So I looked up dutch oven on Wikipedia, basically a casserole dish, right.

  154. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    nosferatu!!

    http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3217/3166111590_2485fcbbda_o.jpg

    I’ve been reading WAY too much vampire porn

  155. Jack Mangan Says:

    That’s not a stake under his robe.

    (very cool picture, Dre)

  156. Nomad Scry Says:

    Still very late:

    Justa Joe asked:

    “Is there a word (and if not … can we please create one) that means,
    “I have heard what you just told me so you don’t need to say it again, it’s just that I have absolutely nothing to say about the topic and would rather not just make inane comments about it that would lead to yet another pointless conversation that would best be reserved for a Cohen Brothers film.” ?”

    I was going to say, “Whatever.” but it looks like you are looking for a polite response. “Huh” should work, but it doesn’t. “I heard you” is still considered rude by most people. “Ahhhh” can be taken as agreement.

    I dunno Joe, but it would be nice if we did have just such a word. Or course, just wanting to use that word would be rude by the same family members that I would want to use it on. Grrr. No win.

  157. EssBee Says:

    Awesome picture, Hottie.

    ditto, I also got a dutch oven for xmas — what are you making?

  158. Cj Says:

    TSH – very cool pic!

    So, this morning … early… this made me laugh.
    http://tinyurl.com/8tnbqf

  159. Vanamonde Says:

    May have posted this yonks ago, but an unforgettable advert for me:

    http://tinyurl.com/927gmo

    MI and a squirrel..class!

  160. Ed from Texas Says:

    Leave it to CJ to give me a disturbing image to start off my Sunday :)

  161. ditto Says:

    Morning. I’ve tried 3 recipes from the Cooks Illustrated 2008 cook book using the dutch oven I bought. I got the 6 3/4 quart oval one from Le Creuset.

    The first recipe was for carnitas (May/June issue, page 12). It turned out very well, so I’ll be making it again. I liked it so much I doubt I’ll tinker with the recipe.

    The second recipe was for bread (Jan/Feb issue, page 18). Since the recipe calls for a temperature of 500, I had to replace the handle with a stainless steel one.
    http://www.chefsresource.com/le-creuset-stainless-steel-replacement-knob.html

    The bread was very good using a standard unbleached flour. For my second attempt, I mixed some good fine-ground whole wheat flour with the flour I used the first time (50/50). It was also very good, though I might bump up the yeast just a tiny bit. For both trials, I used the full 18 hour first raise time.

    The third recipe was French Chicken in a Pot (Jan/Feb issue, page 8). I didn’t quite follow the recipe, since I only had half a chicken already cut up into parts. Still, it turned out quite well. This is a recipe where you do not get a crisp skin. I don’t think that matters much since you really should carve the chicken meat after resting and serve with the au jus. I discarded the skin.

    I’ve spent a lot of fun time in the kitchen the past two weeks. Too bad it is back to work soon.

  162. EssBee Says:

    Now I’m hungry, ditto.

    I’m a few minutes away from putting my citrus-brined turkey in the oven. We’re having that w/ stuffing, sweet potatoes, and salad to spend the last day of vacation in style.

    Tomorrow, back to Evil reality with an early flight to Orange County, CA.

  163. Jack Mangan Says:

    If you have 13 minutes, Charlie sent me this really funny, smart short film:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kI84chCZ74

    From one of his former students.

    It is Youtube, but probably still NSFW.

  164. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    why dracula, is that a stake under your cape or you just happy to see me

    bow-chicka-bow-wow

    Hugh sez: I once found a porn vid of a girl with vampire fangs giving a guy a blow job. I found it highly disturbing actually.

    Well yeah.. sharp pointy teeth and blow jobs do not really go together

    Hugh sez: heeeeelllllll no. Although the guy was small enough to fit between her fangs.. I of course would never fit between fangs

    *eye roll*

  165. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Welcome one and all to the Smarty Hottie® Deadpan rhetro (rhettro!) play by play hour

    staring: hugh and dre

    featuring: Deadpan episode 101 Tee and Pip!

  166. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    we haven’t even started and we are pausing already. We need refreshments

    brb

  167. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    WAIT! Dumbass memory

    when I first saw someone type ‘brb’ I thought that was short for a burp for some reason.. LOL

    ok seriously now.. brb which is be right back not burp just sos yous knows

  168. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    This weeks play by play refreshments are brought to you by Stolichnaya (spelling?) vodka

    Hugh sez: I’m sorry I need to log in a complaint. Heh. Log indeed! I cannot continue with this play by play with you dressed like that

    ?????

    Hugh sez: she’s wearing these boy shorts that are really fucking small and they’ve got skulls and crossbones on them and they are way way WAY too distracting.

    LOL *blush* ok.. brb again. I’ll go change.

    Hugh sez: burp? Nah. Don’t you dare change babe

    *blush 2*

  169. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    farrrrr point media

    Ferris!!!!!!

    Hugh sez: filmed in our very own Chicago

  170. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    no lame college 101 jokes

    huh? I dont get your AKA name

    PJ Valentine? I thought you said it was Pip?

  171. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    awwwwww! Jacks swooning over Deadpan 100

    Yes Ed was the grand organizer

    your welcome Jack :)

    we touched Jack

    Hugh sez: you perverts!

    awwwww Jackamo your gonna make me cry!

    we heart you!!!

  172. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    LOL

    greatest.bit.of.audio. EVAR

  173. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    LOL.. in case you all don’t remember Jack played a clip of Never Gonna Give You Up as our thank you

    Hugh sez: Im gonna cry!

  174. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    A goddess, a dwarf and a rabbi walk into a podcast….

    Hugh sez: Yeah I wanna hear the rest of that joke

    skype noises!

    Hugh sez: I have no idea who these people are

    I only know Tee. I have no idea who Pip is. Sorry Pip

    Why the hell is Jack talking to these guys?

  175. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Double Trouble

    wasn’t that a bad 80s TV show about these goofy twin girls?

    080808

  176. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    why yes it was!!!!

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Double_Trouble_(TV_series)

    [confession] I used to watch that show [/confession]

    *skype noises*

  177. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    hugh sez: billbabub?

    billdabillybub

    hugh sez: billbabbabillbabbillybub?

    they are really not doing a very good job of promotion here

    Hugh sez: I think we would appreciate this more if we A) were fans of theirs and B) knew who the hell they were

  178. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh sez: baggabillbabbubbabillybubabub baggins?

    LOL.. stop Hughie, I can’t keep up with your billbabubbing

    downtown Chicago????

    *rewind*

  179. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    library in downtown chicago??? why that would have to be the Harold Washington Library

    Hugh sez: not in 1928 it wasn’t.

    oh yeah
    heh

  180. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    w00t

    that was a very unenthusiastic w00t, Tee

    Hugh sez: it was a Deadpan w00t

    it was :)

  181. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh sez: Baseball??? pah!!

  182. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Ok seriously, I don’t get the whole pirate fascination

    vampires are so much cooler than pirates

    hugh sez: word

    *dresden files swooooooon*

  183. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    never did the whole Morevi thing

    Hugh sez: but we’ve never really been into fantasy

    yeah.. we are definitely sci fi geeks, NOT fantasy geeks

    Hugh sez: Our fantasy tastes are few and far between

    Right like even my vampire obsession is when its vampires in our modern world.. there is nothing I hate more than really hardcore fantasy vampire books, and vamp stories in the 1700s and shit

    Jack just said “hump” and “lay up” together. Heh

    Hugh sez: you just like vampire stories with hard cocks

    LOL! Ok yes, I do like vampire porn, but thats not the only vampire stories I read

  184. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hughie?

    Hugh sez: yeah babe?

    We are totally not listening to this interview

    LOL. I know. I’m sorry Jack, its not you.. trust me

    Hugh sez: Yeah, Jack you need to talk more here

    This is like his interview with Apollowhen he talked over the entire hour and Jack said like 4 words.

  185. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Tee is old skool!

  186. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Tee speaks jive, yo

  187. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    LOL..

  188. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    greasy house cleaning

    Van won gjb last week

    Van wins this week too

    HEH

    Jack owes Vanamonde some sausage

    Hugh sez: LOL

  189. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    “pancakes”
    “sausage”
    “egg beaters”

  190. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    we went flacid?

    Hugh sez: I am not currently flacid

    LOL.. then why are we play by playing?

    Hugh sez: its those damn shorts you have on woman! We are play by playing cuz I’m going ot make you wait for it

    *swooon*

    greasy spoon!

  191. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    *mouse click*

    ditto: score unshow
    wndr: updating links
    Amy: update

    Jack aint coming back after the tee and pip

    enough!

  192. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Greasy Spoon Cigars Comments spoons through episode 101

    Vanamonde: 3
    Jack: 3 (from ep 100)
    EssBee: 2
    Cynful: 1
    Justaj0e: 1
    Ed: 1
    Smarty Hotties: 1
    ditto: 1
    wndr wolf: 1
    Amy: 1

  193. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    is Jack coming back after Tee and Pip game?

    Hugh sez: Yes
    Dre sez: No

  194. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Jacks all tingly

    warm fuzzy care bare feelings

    Wait so who’s book outsold whoms?

    How can we find out?

    Hugh sez: they said these were on Amazon right?

    yeah.. we can look that up

    *pause*

    LOL.. Arrogant Bastard Bear.. best.care bear. evar

  195. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Tee Morris Billbabbillybub Amazon.com Sales Rank: #409,339

    Pips Digital Magic Amazon.com Sales Rank: #182,505

  196. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    wow.. Pip destroyed Tee.. ouchie

  197. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    chapter 13 eh?????

    LOL. Jack is such a liar

    *skype noise*

  198. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    [AHEM]

    Wonder when we are going to get another Speherical Tomi novel

    [/AHEM)

  199. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    erotica

    *swoooon*

  200. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    200ties!!

  201. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    “I know your shy about this stuff”

    LOL.. funny

    wait what was that erotica website

    *rewind*

  202. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    I can’t decipher her accent

    eroticaala something

    Hugh sez: rewind it again babe

    *rewind2*

  203. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    fyi.. pjvalentine dot com takes you to a pajama site

  204. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    OHHHH! Ballatine not Valentine

    heh

  205. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    oh its a podcast of course

    *sigh*

    back to tee unt pip

  206. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    happy birthday pip

  207. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Saturday we break deadpan

    Deadpan Klingon. LOL

    PPME
    PPNGWYEME

  208. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    080808

  209. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    LOL.. my 080808 comment was comment 208.. how weird

    Jack is this you guitarring

    Hugh sez: Then Jack does came back after the tee and pip. I win!!!

  210. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    I wanted you to win Hugh

    Hugh sez: you ho

    thats why I wore the shorts

    Hugh sez: *sswooooon*

  211. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    I want to knw if this is your guitar playing Jack.. I like it a lot

    I’m going to send you an email and ask you

    Hugh sez: or is there show notes?

    Lemme check…

  212. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Jacks show notes sez: Lazieth Showeth Notes.

    Lazieth indeed!

  213. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    LOL

    I love the Rick Astley

    wait…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Yu_moia-oVI

  214. jackmangan Says:

    Sorry, lazy has kinda become the way of the show note.

  215. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    that little white boy has a deep voice

    Hugh sez: and he’s got some awesome dance moves. I’m going to learn that dance and bust it out next time we go dancing

    *swoon!*

  216. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    You have to do said dance moves in a matching denim outfit

    Hugh sez: I will babe. I will.

    *swoooooooon*

  217. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Jack! I was so enthralled by Rick Astley I didnt see you

    So was that your guitarring?

  218. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh sez: hit replay on that video, I want to get those dance moves down

    LOL. he is actually doing it everyone.. I wish you could all see this

  219. jackmangan Says:

    It was me. Altho. I didn’t realize until too late that the sample rate was off on that audio. So, the song was a bit speedier than it was supposed to be. ahem.

  220. jackmangan Says:

    heh. You so need to capture Hugh’s Rick Astley dancing on film.

  221. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    ok, we have to listen to the song again now and imagine it slower.. once Hugh is done busting his Rick Astley moves.. LOL

    Hugh sez: The ladies are going to love me with these moves

    :) you know it baby

  222. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh sez: Dre you need to pick up the moves of the blonde hussies in that video

    I will NOT! :)

    I do need to video tape this.. LOL

  223. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    yeah that is a bit high speed Jackamo

    did you put it on a later cast at normal speed? I’d like to hear it at normal speed

  224. jackmangan Says:

    I actually realized my error and played the song at normal speed at the end of episode 103.
    And you guys and all of Deadpan should know how I truly feel about our friendship. . .

    I’m never gonna give you,
    Never gonna let you down,
    Never gonna run around and hurt you.

    OK, I’m gonna try to get outside in between rainstorms (bah!). ttyl.

  225. jackmangan Says:

    thx :)

  226. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh sez: It is in like super fast speed LOL

    and we didnt notice the first time

    Hugh sez: and we dont even listen to death metal

    :) I think thats why I was so unsure if it was Jack

  227. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    No problem Jackamo

    good luck avoiding rainstorms

  228. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    The Smarty hotties are going to pause for a moment and then play by play the unshow

    brb

    Hugh sez: stop burping!

    LOL. Shut yo mouth Hughie!

  229. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Deadpan Unshow XX

  230. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    You are not that fucking stupid Jackamo

    “or just don’t listen at all”
    nice, way to get the new listeners interested ;)

  231. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    GJB

    *tapping*

    *doing math*

    Vanamonde wins

    LOL.. Jack this is hilarious

    fucking 10!!

  232. Amy Bowen Says:

    Hi there, TSH! Just to let you know, the erotica thing that Pip was referring to is titled “Erotica a la carte.” It’s a podcast that she writes and hosts.

  233. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Van- thick skin
    Van- twinkie
    Rhett- PS3
    EesBee- olympics
    Brad P- FM
    ditto- LMAO
    *sigh*
    Wndr- auditors
    Wndr- how much fun
    EesBee- blech!!!
    Wndr- TEB

  234. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hey Amy :)

    yeah we found it finally.. once I got to Pips site I found the erotica one
    thanks! :)

  235. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Greasy Spoon Cigars Comments spoons Comments nipples through unshow XX

    Vanamonde: 5
    EssBee: 4
    wndr wolf: 4
    Jack: 3 (from ep 100)
    ditto: 2
    Cynful: 1
    Justaj0e: 1
    Ed: 1
    Smarty Hotties: 1
    Amy: 1
    Rhett: 1
    Brad P: 1

  236. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Next episode is going back to form

    Ye Olde Tyme Deadpan

  237. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    LOL

    “Tell me your ideas on how to behappy cuz I could sure fucking use them”

    -Jack Mangan

    *hug to Jack*

  238. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Dont you dare bad mouth Eraserhead!!!

    Hugh sez: How dare you!!!

    I am sooo offended!!!

  239. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Don’t go there

    stick it out

    Everywhere from 200-2000 comments

  240. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    He wants to keep the comments as a natural organic thing

    Completely pointless rambling

    He will be at NME

    Hugh sez: New Media Expo? Isn’t NME New Music Express

    LOL. it is Hughie :)

  241. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    believe you me

  242. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    awwwww.. that was really sweet Jack :)

  243. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    click stop

  244. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    alright kids

    Hughie and I are done for today

    thank you for enjoying hte Deadpan Rhettro hour

    we are going into MIA mode now

    see you in a couple weeks-ish

    Hugh sez: and I’ll make sure Andrea wears these shorts again next time

    they can’t see me Hughie :)

    Hugh sez: oh.. well still. I like them

    LOL.. bye pan
    take care of each other

  245. Amy Bowen Says:

    Goodbye, TSH, and good luck! :-)

  246. Vanamonde Says:

    Cool play by play TSH’s.

    But then they are always cool.

  247. Rhettro Says:

    The “Deadpan Rhettro Hour?” Sounds like a great name for a podcast. LOL

  248. jackmangan Says:

    I would definitely listen to that podcast. Anyway – just wanted to repost a link to the video I mentioned earlier, pre-pbp:

    http://www.jackmangan.com/2008/12/31/new-years-unshow/#comment-227387

    I believe the cool kids call this a “Retweet”. Or “RT”, if you’re mega-cool.

  249. Rhettro Says:

    Oh I had a thing for the twins of “Double Trouble.” It didn’t help matters any when I saw them again in an episode of “Picket Fences” as part of a threesome with one of the main characters.

  250. Rhettro Says:

    ReTweet! ReTweet!

  251. jackmangan Says:

    That’s no ordinary wabbit!

  252. Vanamonde Says:

    Fight the man by baking bread with no added fat:

    http://www.howies.co.uk/dohboy/intro.php

  253. ditto Says:

    I’ll have to check that video out later, Jack. Just dropped in to check the comments while I make dinner. Too bad I missed TSHs.

  254. ditto Says:

    So, who else uses ooVoo other than Rhettro?

  255. Vanamonde Says:

    ooVoo?

  256. ditto Says:

    Video chat.
    http://www.oovoo.com/

  257. Vanamonde Says:

    Thx, looks interesting.

  258. ditto Says:

    yw. If you join, let me know.

  259. jackmangan Says:

    Does oovoo do any voodoo that Skype doesn’t do?

  260. JohnBoze Says:

    The iMac is dead, long live the iMac!

    iMac diagnosis was dead logic board to the tune of $867 which we just couldn’t justify. We have a nice new iMac on the way, hopefully up & running next weekend…

    The Credit card is not flaming yet, but we need to let it cool a while…

  261. JohnBoze Says:

    I’ll check out the oovoo whenI have the new mac w/ built-in cam…

  262. ditto Says:

    Jack: I don’t know. Rhettro invited me so I figured I’d give it a shot.

  263. Cj Says:

    I use oovoo.

  264. justa J0e Says:

    I’m intrigued … I just have to figure out away to put a “shadow puppets on the side of a cave” filter on my iMac’s camera feed.

  265. justa J0e Says:

    FYI – Chonto was very enjoyable

  266. Ed from Texas Says:

    Looks, TSH do the 101!

    As for Pip – I do think her “Chasing the Bard” story is one of the better ones that I’ve heard in the podcast realm.

  267. Ed from Texas Says:

    So, the Direct TV guy comes out Friday and puts a shiny new dish on the house and now we’re getting all the HDTV goodness we can handle. I had thought the upconversion of the standard def picture that we were getting was already pretty good….until you change over to the HD version of the same channel. Wow!

    Today, I’m flipping through the guide and see that Spike HD is running the later Star Wars movies. I missed episode 1 but recorded 2 and 3 today. Just finished watching “Attack of the Clones.” While it looked great in HD, I had forgotten just how truly awful it was. The story is just absurd on many levels and the dialogue is just a pain to listen to. I recommend watching this one with the volume muted.

  268. jackmangan Says:

    I was ok with most of Attack of the Clones. It was mainly the love scenes that were ridiculous. Especially in that one by the fireplace, where she’s wearing the dominatrix outfit, telling him they can’t be lovers.

  269. justa J0e Says:

    hmmm … whaa ?????

    Thought I heard something.
    Guess I’ll go back to sleep.

    ‘Night Deadpan.

  270. Vanamonde Says:

    Morning Pan, you can also check out SightSpeed which has a free version for one to one video chatting.

    -10C today..balmy for TEB but bloody freezing for me.

  271. Vanamonde Says:

    Well that’s the lowest it’s expected to go.

  272. Ed from Texas Says:

    Crap, the holidays are over. Now I’m going to have to remember how to do my job again.

  273. EssBee Says:

    Morning, Pan.

    Cold here today, at 9F.

    My bag is packed and I’m just checking my email before heading to the airport for Laguna. Back to work . . .

    Hope everyone has a great Monday.

  274. marlodianne Says:

    Potato chips. The breakfast of champions.

  275. marlodianne Says:

    Anyone who has a hankering for handmade knit socks, there are now some up in my ABU gallery (http://www.artbyus.com/auctions.php?a=6&b=9166).

    /random pimpage.

  276. marlodianne Says:

    I hate you wordpress. I hate you.

  277. marlodianne Says:

    Is it wrong to think Hellboy II was worth it for the Barry Manilow?

  278. marlodianne Says:

    Which reminds me of:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=blVnso-y7ac&NR=1

  279. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan

    Sweden vs. Canada game today. I probably won’t be able to watch it though. May have to wait until tomorrow to see whether J0e or I will be singing.

  280. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Actually Van, at -2 it’s downright balmy right now.

  281. justa J0e Says:

    Good Morning Deadpan

    There are some of us who choose to believe the Swedish Bikini Team really does exist! GO SWEDEN !!!
    ;)

  282. justa J0e Says:

    MD – At some point in the past, we here at the Deadpan had renamed Wordpress the “fucktard bot” for reasons that have now apparently become clear to you.

    Hmmm, you suppose that contributed to our “low brow” cred ?

  283. justa J0e Says:

    Ed – I think Evil Inc. has a song to help remind their employees how to do their job … it might help you get back in the work mindset. Just think about -

    “Acid raindrops on roses
    and pulling whiskers off kittens.

    Corroded copper kettles
    and warm asbestos mittens.”

    Customer refunds
    mis-sent to Belize.
    These are a few of their favorite things.”

  284. Vanamonde Says:

    You would get blinded by the sunlight reflecting off the milky White skin.

  285. marlodianne Says:

    I always assumed people sneered the low-brow thing just for our snarky humour.

    There seems to be a large number of twits who think something only has artistic value if it makes you cry.

  286. marlodianne Says:

    CR: Tek Jansen

  287. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Game is at 5:30 my time, so I’ll be able to catch the first period.

  288. Rhettro Says:

    Good Monday morning all. The first Monday of 2009, but most assuredly, not the last.

    My brother turned me on to ooVoo when I saw him last. I have it all set up, but I haven’t talked with anyone yet. I made the mistake of installing it to the newer PC which my son likes to hog. I’m going to try and install it to my older machine, then you may actually be able to catch me while I’m there. :)

  289. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I think I’m one of those few people that don’t even own a camera for my PC

  290. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    So it turns out, there’s an outside chance I might be going to the Disc World convention in Arizona on the first weekend of September.

    A friend of mine wants to go and is hoping to drag me along if she does. I won’t know for sure until closer to the summer. She’s immigrating to Canada from the US (married a CDN), and can’t really leave the country until her paperwork goes through. It should be through early spring, but… If it happens on time, then we probably will be going to the convention.

  291. Rhettro Says:

    September is a nice time to visit AZ. It’s 41F out there right now and that’s too cool for me. Usually after Valentine’s Day it stops getting cooler than the 60’s. I can’t wait.

  292. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Weather wimp ;)

  293. Rhettro Says:

    I paid my weather dues in Kansas. Now nature owes me. LOL

  294. justa J0e Says:

    MD – The other day I had a red onion that was apparently very artsy! :)

  295. WNDRWolf Says:

    The new year is definitely starting on a wrong foot… Maybe baby new years shoes were put on the wrong foot…

  296. ditto Says:

    “Crap, the holidays are over. Now I’m going to have to remember how to do my job again.”

    I know the feeling, Ed.

  297. ditto Says:

    “There seems to be a large number of twits who think something only has artistic value if it makes you cry.”

    Like getting a punch in the family jewels?

    And that is your low brow comment for the day. ;)

  298. ditto Says:

    “I paid my weather dues in Kansas. Now nature owes me. LOL”

    I paid my dues in Ottawa, Canada: -70 with wind chill really sucks. Not that it is like that all the time. It’s usually -40. ;)

  299. ditto Says:

    And now it is off to do more real work.

  300. ditto Says:

    I lied. One more bit before I go. Here’s a good poem:

    Jeanann Verlee – unsolicited advice to adolescent girls with crooked teeth and pink hair
    http://www.indiefeedpp.libsyn.com/index.php?post_id=416928

  301. Rhettro Says:

    Ditto, if Mother Nature was subject to the court system, I think she’d owe you punitive damages.

  302. ditto Says:

    Heh. I could use the money. ;)

    CP: Laxy — X-Press 2 featuring David Byrne

  303. ditto Says:

    D’oh. That’s Lazy, not Laxy.

  304. Rhettro Says:

    ^LOL

    I agree with Trucker, every episode of Evo@11 needs Jack on it.

  305. Cj Says:

    Very true Rhettro and TO. I completely agree. I actually think Jack’s presence anywhere is an immediate improvement.

  306. Vanamonde Says:

    So I’ve asked on facebook whether anybody is up for giving oovoo a try.

    I may have frightened them off by mentioning I will be wearing a paper bag over my head.

    cough.

  307. JohnBoze Says:

    So it sounds like a whole lot of people want to get Jack on more podcasts, and very few want to get Jack off?

  308. Vanamonde Says:

    That must be a great disappointment for him.

  309. Rhettro Says:

    Either way I’m sure he has a hand in it.

  310. justa J0e Says:

    Jack be nimble, but sadly …
    Jack be quick

  311. justa J0e Says:

    Ditto – Re: “Like getting a punch in the family jewels?”
    Is art YES! But only if done to a mime who is blocking a busy public walkway while pretending to be trapped in a glass box.

  312. Vanamonde Says:

    ..and if he actually was trapped in a glass box..would that be horror?

  313. ditto Says:

    Anything with a mime is horror, imo. ;)

  314. ditto Says:

    CP: Air Batucada — Thievery Corporation

  315. justa J0e Says:

    If it were a mime in and actual glass box and it was slowly filling with something like, let’s say “teen pop singers” … then it would be Horror.

    Unless it was like skanky, used to be teen pop singers – then it would be camp … probably a Roger Waters film.

  316. justa J0e Says:

    Now, if the pop singers were undead (if it was Britney Spears how would you know?) it would probably be a George Romero film.

  317. Rhettro Says:

    I’m looking forward to justa JOe’s upcoming zombie flick.

  318. justa J0e Says:

    … if the undead pop singer were to punch the mime in his family jewels … you are talking a “dark comedy” probably written by Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright.

    Which brings us back pretty full circle.

  319. justa J0e Says:

    Actually, the one I was going to suggest as MY screenplay for this – was deemed to low brow for even the Deadpan. :}

  320. Rhettro Says:

    So when you kick a mime in the jewels, do their eyes just bulge while remaining completely silent?

  321. Rhettro Says:

    Too low brow? Like a goatee?

    Or is that goatsie?

  322. ditto Says:

    Goatse mime porn is definitely slash horror. ;)

  323. justa J0e Says:

    goatsie?

    hmmm … where is my urban dictionary link?

  324. justa J0e Says:

    oh

    ewww

  325. Rhettro Says:

    The Screaming Mimes would be a great band name.

  326. justa J0e Says:

    I’m currently cleaning out my bathroom cupboard.
    Good Grief.
    I have found receipts from 2001 … for completely non-bath related items.

  327. ditto Says:

    Would the Screaming Mimis be opening? Better yet, The Screaming Memes.

  328. ditto Says:

    It was bound to happen: Twitter phishing takes off.
    http://blogs.computerworld.com/twitter_phishing

  329. ditto Says:

    CP: Estranged — Guns N’ Roses

  330. EssBee Says:

    Hey, you guys were busy today!

    I’m in sunny CA, getting ready for Evil cocktails followed by Evil dinner.

  331. ditto Says:

    Quiet in here today. I guess work is taking its toll.

  332. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Hey Pan!

    Ended up not going out to martial arts tonight so turned on the Canada/Sweden gold medal game.

    Canada is up 1 – 0 with 5 minutes left to play in the first. Sweden is on the powerplay.

  333. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    First period is over. Canada leads 1 – 0

    This game isn’t as high scoring as the Canada/US game

  334. justa J0e Says:

    The Sweds are distracting with their blond hair and blue eyes

  335. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I think it’s more like they’re distractED, J0e, since they are losing :)

  336. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Besides, how can you tell their hair and eye colour under the helmet?

    Do I sense you being in your own little fantasy world? And since we are talking hockey players, what does that say about you?

  337. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Stupid Swede goalie. Ran out to play the puck and ended up getting hit by a player (by accident). Swedish player attacked the CDN player for it and will now get a penalty.

  338. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    No penalty? Really? It was so obvious a penalty – it’s on!

  339. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Hah – Canada scored anyway.

    Now 2 – 0

  340. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Sweden keeps icing the puck. They’re never going to get anywhere if they keep doing that (keep up the good work guys ;) )

  341. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Sweden now on the powerplay – 10:55 left in the second

  342. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Every time the Swede player who didn’t get the penalty touches the puck, the crowd boos.

  343. jackmangan Says:

    And Francois Beliveautiercroixvin dekes around Brjornengen Farvugnasummansunovik – - he shoots he scores!

    Just thought I’d drop in and make classless jokes about names from segments of other cultures. Carry on.

  344. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Hey Jack!

    This has been a very chippy game so far. Both teams seem to have their tempers up.

  345. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Canada has had three penalties in a row. What’s with that? Luckily Sweden has yet to score.

  346. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Another Canadian penalty. They’re not going to stay in the lead long if they keep doing that.

  347. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    So Canada has not played the last 8 minutes without being a man down. So far, though, Sweden hasn’t scored. I don’t know if that says more about Canada or Sweden

    last minute of play.

  348. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Sorry, last minute of play in the second period

  349. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Quote from commentator “bodies flying everywhere”

  350. jackmangan Says:

    Is Canada earning those penalties? Or is the officiating fishy?

  351. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    About bloody time. Last second of play Sweden got a penalty. Canada will start period 3 with a powerplay.

  352. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Holy Cow! One of the CDN players is 6′7″ Why isn’t he playing basketball?

  353. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    This is Canada…

    Our PM is attending the game, with his son. No (noticeable) guards around. A fan comes up (half naked and painted gold) and gets his picture taken with the PM. No problem. I’d like to see that in a lot of other countries.

  354. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    First minute of the third period. Canada scores a powerplay goal.

    Are you warming up your vocal chords, J0e?

  355. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Sweden is on their 5th powerplay of the game. They’re not very good on the powerplay

  356. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    oop, Sweden just scored (not a powerplay goal). Score now 3 – 1 for Canada

  357. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Oooh, hits the post.

  358. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Scandianvian spud: Swede potato.

  359. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Quote by commentator “Espisito pulls it out”

  360. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    2 minutes left. Sweden pulls their goalie. Is that wise when you’re two points down?

  361. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I answer my own question. Empty net goal. Score now 4 – 1 Canada, just under 2 minutes left in the game.

  362. ditto Says:

    Thanks for the running commentary, TEB. :)

  363. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Why did Sweden still have an empty net when they were down by 3? Score now 5 – 1 Canada. Less than 30 seconds of play.

    Well J0e, sing up!

  364. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Canada has won their 5th gold medal in a row!!

  365. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    All I can say is, thank God I don’t have to sing the Swedish national anthem.

  366. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    That’s a total of three Canadian national anthems we can expect to hear, now.

  367. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Quote from a CDN player. “First thing I want to do is thank God. We’ve come a long way. It’s just an unbelievable feeling”

    I kid you not :)

  368. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Players of the Game:

    For Sweden – #5 Eric Karlssen
    For Canada – #30 – Goalie Dustin Tokarski

  369. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    That’s quite the mustache Karlssen is sporting.

  370. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    MVP – John Tavaras. No surprise there.

  371. Amy Bowen Says:

    I thought it was football players who said things like that after a win? ;-) :-D

  372. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Well, they’re now presenting the medals and playing the CDN national anthem (are you listening J0e).

    Time for this bunny to sign off.

  373. Amy Bowen Says:

    Good night, Ryah!

  374. ditto Says:

    CP: Flies — Plunkett

  375. jackmangan Says:

    I saw some of the 3rd period – it was actually on at the bar.

    And I have received 1 “O Canada” recording so far. I do need to write her back and thank her for her a capella. ;)

    Two more to come.

  376. justa J0e Says:

    Fiesta Bowl is kaput! meh

    Hocky what who?

    Ah, well … I shall do my utmost to limit international incident.

  377. justa J0e Says:

    Still sorting through the mess I pulled out of my cupboard. I found 2 unopened packs of Topps, 1994 Baseball Cards – Series 1
    Says “ToppsGold card in every pack”! “Special Topps BLACK Gold Cards Randomly Inserted”.

    Hmmmm. Should I open them?

  378. Nomad Scry Says:

    Still late: slowly catching up.

    The Smarty Hotties®: “Nosferatu!!” is very nice.

  379. EssBee Says:

    Painful, eh Jack?

  380. Vanamonde Says:

    Morning Pan, still bloody freezing, how I hate flowers in vases.

  381. Vanamonde Says:

    Things I’ve never understood No. 123:

    Sending flowers..heh lets celebrate/commiserate by killing plants which then have to be stuck in a vase to keep them hanging on for a little bit longer.

    There maybe some growling later.

  382. jackmangan Says:

    I hear ya, Van. Growl away. The ladies do seem to dig em tho.

    EssBee, the singing was fine. Simon Cowell might have had some harsh critiques – but, eh – fuck ‘im.

    OK, goodnight moon.

  383. Nomad Scry Says:

    Still late.

    JJ said:
    “… if the undead pop singer were to punch the mime in his family jewels … you are talking a “dark comedy” probably written by Simon Pegg and Edgar Wright.”

    And I would watch that. Probably buy the DVD unseen and watch it then.

  384. Ed from Texas Says:

    Why is it that I never seem to remember to hit the “submit comment” button?

  385. Ed from Texas Says:

    Wow

    http://digg.com/educational/Best_Forum_Ever_1090_topics_2264_posts_1_user

  386. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan

    Bunny’s having an adverse reaction to some new medications. Think I’ll stay curled up wrapped in a warm blanket today. What does it mean when you’re temperature is 95 degrees? I know, if you’re three degrees above, you’re over 100 and people start to worry, what about when you’re three degrees below normal?

    As to Van’s flowers. I guess that makes me evil. I tend to buy a fresh bouquet once a week/once every week to put on my dining room table.

  387. Vanamonde Says:

    I thought we established you don’t have the facial hair to be evil.

  388. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I don’t think having a mustache and goatee is actually a prerequisite to being evil (no matter what Star Trek says). However, I also suppose, even if I’m evil, it’s a well known fact cute people can get away with almost anything anyway ;)

  389. EssBee Says:

    Evil, but cute, and the winner of Scrabble!

    Van, my good friend who recently lost her husband said that the flowers were really hard for her. It was especially hard for her to get rid of them.

  390. Dubshack Says:

    Wow… The FBI is planning a major hiring blitz. And I’m totally unqualified.

    Unless they allowed “huge fan of the X-Files,” which somehow I doubt.

  391. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Yah, my first win :D

  392. justa J0e Says:

    EBC -

    Evil
    but
    cute

  393. justa J0e Says:

    RE: FBI
    Do you think they’d make me give up the Deadpan?

  394. justa J0e Says:

    If I applied for their job , that is.

  395. justa J0e Says:

    Re: Body Temperature

    I have always been amazed at how completely intolerant the human body is to internal temperature variations, given how much OTHER abuse you can put yourself through and still be okay.

    A simple 4 to 5 degree rise in internal temp (from the accepted norm) and you feel like you’ve been thrown out of a moving vehicle.

  396. EssBee Says:

    JOe, I think that has to do with the poaching of the brains. Just my medical opinion, of course.

  397. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Well, my brains are freezing at the moment.

  398. EssBee Says:

    Sounds like JOe and Bunny should put their heads together to solve this problem.

  399. EssBee Says:

    Well, Pan, I’m off to a day full of Evil meetings. Wish me luck. I really do hate this.

  400. EssBee Says:

    Oh, and 400.

  401. justa J0e Says:

    EssBee – just hum the Evil Inc. Corporate song under your breath all day. (see lyrics posted yesterday). Good luck.

  402. justa J0e Says:

    TEB – Am I correct in thinking that you have some of them there software programs what you can put numbers into and it makes pretty graphs?

  403. justa J0e Says:

    Oh … and your local zombie forcast calls for “Bbbbbrains”
    (can zombies actually shiver?)

  404. Vanamonde Says:

    I remember learning that enzymes in the body work optimally at 37C.

  405. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    J0e, if you’re referring to one of them there spreadsheets, yup, I have one and I use it daily (my life is so exciting)

  406. Vanamonde Says:

    Oh TEB I’m flummoxed at your latest status..can I have another clue?

  407. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    You’re going to groan really loud with this one, Van.

    Think bloodsucker.

  408. justa J0e Says:

    Lawyer?

  409. Vanamonde Says:

    GROAN

    In stereo that time.

  410. justa J0e Says:

    Re: Spreadsheet

    Well, I noticed that you can look at the page that has all of the past Deadpan entries on it and it list total number of posts for each show. Am I the only one who thinks it would be interesting to plot “posts vs. date” to see if there is some sort of seasonal “eb and flow” to Deadpan comments?”

    Does this sort of talk warm up your brain TEB? ;)

  411. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    What do you want from me? I’m sick.

  412. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Not today, J0e. Get back to me when I’m feeling better

    (last comment was for Van)

  413. Vanamonde Says:

    Tis appreciated TEB.

  414. JohnBoze Says:

    Re: PM & Son I did meet Ben Murloney once.

    Re: O Canada Just wait until the iMac is ready, then I’ll be snowballing out that anthem like… Maybe best if I don’t complete that simile.

  415. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    There’s always Oh Canada backwards

    Adanac Ho!

  416. JohnBoze Says:

    The former was on my second appearance on nationwide television in Canada…

  417. ditto Says:

    Fear the cute ones!!!!
    http://img480.imageshack.us/img480/470/0790um9.gif

  418. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I have a friend that once gave me a pin to wear at cons. It said “cute but deadly”

  419. ditto Says:

    Oh! Good quote!

    “For money you can have everything it is said. No, that is not true. You can buy food, but not appetite; medicine, but not health; soft beds, but not sleep; knowledge but not intelligence; glitter, but not comfort; fun, but not pleasure; acquaintances, but not friendship; servants, but not faithfulness; grey hair, but not honor; quiet days, but not peace. The shell of all things you can get for money. But not the kernel. That cannot be had for money.”
    –Arne Garborg, writer (1851-1924)

  420. JohnBoze Says:

    Funny, I was searching for my first appearance on nationwide Canadian television when I stumbled on storis of Bruno the Orangutan escaping from his enclosure at the LA zoo last May.

    That makes two great apes I played with as a child who grew up to escape their enclosures. Just what did I teach those apes?

  421. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I like that quote, ditto

  422. ditto Says:

    JB: I think you’ll be permanently banned from zoos if you keep that up.

  423. JohnBoze Says:

    Well there’s only one other ape left, I suppose I should check up on her.

  424. justa J0e Says:

    Oddly enough JB, both of those apes are regular Deadpan listeners.

  425. ditto Says:

    Oook

    Just don’t get the librarian to escape. Kay?

  426. JohnBoze Says:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Como_Zoo#Casey_the_Gorilla

  427. JohnBoze Says:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/2/hi/americas/7407050.stm

  428. JohnBoze Says:

    Can’t find the right Katie the Orangutan. There is a “Katy” who worked in Hollywood and was retired to Iowa, but Katie was raised in a zoological setting so I can’t imagine she wound up in Hollywood.

  429. Rhettro Says:

    Our firm is letting one of the cooler guys go after Friday. Without new work I’m guessing 6 to 8 weeks before the firm would need to be “reorganized” as in the partners going their separate ways. Scary times indeed.

  430. ditto Says:

    CP: My Sister — The Juliana Hatfield Three

  431. ditto Says:

    Rhettro: That sucks. My company went through a reorg in December. It’s been chaos for a while now.

  432. Rhettro Says:

    I know a lot of people are experiencing the lows of the economy right now. My gut is telling me, if I can last the next two months while staying employed my firm will recover or other firms will be hiring. Just need to hang in until March.

  433. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Yet, with all that, it’s good to know the FBI is still hiring…

    Seriously Rhett, it does suck and I hope for the best for your position.

  434. Nomad Scry Says:

    I saw a PBS special a few years ago where several people had swallowed radio transmitting thermometers before climbing some mountain. In the end, the one who did the best was the one whose internal temperatures fluctuated the least. The one whose temps made the most extreme shifts actually had to leave ‘cuz it was killing him.

    Wish I could remember what it was called.

    I asked my brains and she said she doesn’t remember watching it with me.

  435. Nomad Scry Says:

    Oooh, I love that Fear the Cute Ones pic. I’ve had it hanging in my room for the last 3 years. It took me several months to read up to that point… I enjoyed the story, but let it get away from me afterwards.

  436. Ed from Texas Says:

    I remain cautiously optimistic that we’ll be in better shape before the year is over. Hang in there, Rhettro!

  437. Rhettro Says:

    Thanks TEB, Ed.

    Well, worst case, between unemployment and our savings, I could last five months without having to change houses etc. And the word I’m hearing is that three months from now, the hiring situation will improve. But I don’t think our firm will last two more months without some major changes. =p

  438. Vanamonde Says:

    Agree on the suckage.

    Today’s cod philosophy from Clone Wars:

    ‘The winding path to peace is always a worthy one, regardless of how many turns it takes’

  439. Jack Mangan Says:

    Rhett: ugh. Here’s hoping everything turns out ok.

    Bunny, I hope your brain feels warmer now.

    Not fully caught up yet on all of the comments, but I’ll get there.

  440. Vanamonde Says:

    ..and now for something very silly from a young Stephen Fry:

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=SKdGwfMD8u8

  441. Jack Mangan Says:

    Nomad, you lost me at the part about swallowing radio transmitting thermometers. . .

    JB: Have you watched Chonto?

  442. Rhettro Says:

    Jack: I know you’ve been there. I may soon need to use this Linked-In thing to it’s full capacity as well.

  443. ditto Says:

    CP: White Room — Cream

  444. JohnBoze Says:

    Jack, No to Chonto. IMDb says it’s a short, where can I find it?

  445. ditto Says:

    JB: Here.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7kI84chCZ74

  446. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Well, been on the phone with computer support for close to an hour now. They can’t figure out why I suddenly don’t have access one of the reporting programs when I can access everything else.

  447. ditto Says:

    WOOOOOOOTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTTT!!!!
    iTunes DRM FREE!
    http://blog.wired.com/gadgets/2009/01/liveblog-macwor.html

  448. ditto Says:

    CP: Ma’am please put those jeans down — Glenn Phillips

  449. ditto Says:

    CP: The Past Is a Grotesque Animal — Of Montreal

  450. Jack Mangan Says:

    Great song, ditto.

    CP: whistling wind.
    CW: Tumbleweeds.

  451. justa J0e Says:

    Nomad – I believe that was either a NOVA or a National Geographic. If it was the one I saw, it was about researchers trying to figure out why some people just die while climbing mountains.
    The sent some medical researchers with a team that was climbing Mt. McKinley in Alaska. The had indeed given the climbers some little “probes” to swallow that transmitted basic medical data to them.

    It’s really cold that high up so you bundle up real warm. Then you start exerting yourself on the climb and inside all that warm gear, you actually build up enough heat to sweat. Then you stop to rest and it is 20 below so you cool off really fast … like in a minute or so. Rinse, lather, repeat.

    Turns out that rapid changes in your core temperature is indeed a bad thing. Can cause nasty physiological stuff that can kill you but can also cause mental impairments to things like “basic judgment”. Turns out, having impaired judgment while climbing a mountain can also kill you.
    Go figure.

  452. ditto Says:

    CP: Charlie Brown’s Parents — Dishwalla

    Good song from a band that is unfortunately only known for their mega-hit single “Counting Blue Cars”.

  453. ditto Says:

    This describes my life a little too well:

    “Pride and Prejudice (The Vasa)”
    http://mags.acm.org/communications/200809/?pg=27

    It is a short programming article (sans code) that I think most people here could relate to. Read pages 25-26.

    I’ve also been fortunate enough to see the Vasa museum.
    Stupid Kings. :)

  454. Rhettro Says:

    ^Neat story ditto. Iye woould like to go to Sveden. Ya-veshre-va heven.

  455. Rhettro Says:

    http://tinyurl.com/46e72b

  456. ditto Says:

    CP: Sofa King Badass — Mason Casey

    Say the song name 5 times fast. ;)

  457. Vanamonde Says:

    Reminds me of the Mary Rose:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mary_Rose

    If you are ever in Portsmouth in the UK, the museum is worth checking out.

  458. jackmangan Says:

    Music remixed by fish.
    http://blog.makezine.com/archive/2009/01/music_remixed_by_fish.html?CMP=OTC-0D6B48984890

  459. justa J0e Says:

    Van – are you from the Portsmouth area?

  460. ditto Says:

    iTunes is already offering DRM free upgrades of songs for reasonable prices. The songs will be in better quality.

    Plus, the “Id Engager” video from Of Montreal is free on iTunes.

  461. justa J0e Says:

    upgrades?
    does this mean they won’t offer “un-drm infected replacements of tunes we’ve already purchased?

  462. jackmangan Says:

    Not that. . . . . any of us. . . . downloaded apps. . . . to remove the DRM. . . . from our iTunes purchases. . . .

    Vancough.

  463. Nomad Scry Says:

    vancough. cute.

  464. Cj Says:

    Just popping in to share since I have a free moment to catch up tonight.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V4OqVdM6VMs

  465. Nomad Scry Says:

    Justa Joe – That sounds like the right one. Although my take-away from it was more random. It seemed to me that there was no explicit reason why some of the individuals didn’t seem to suffer the interior temperature extremes. (An example of magic in the real world?)

    iTunes DRM-free – I guess I don’t have a valid reason to detest the iTunes store now. I have to decide if I want to be sensible and just get over it, or be the crabby hermit and hate iTunes unreasonably. I’m leaning towards the second option.

  466. Nomad Scry Says:

    JM – “Nomad, you lost me at the part about swallowing radio transmitting thermometers. . . ” I know there has to be a joke in there, off color hopefully.

  467. Vanamonde Says:

    No I don.t live near Portsmouth jj, but my sister lives about an hour away by train.

    Morning Pan, looking out the window today’s colour is grey.

  468. Vanamonde Says:

    As for iTunes, since I don’t buy music from Apple (prefer to buy CDs when I go to gigs), even the change to DRM is not going to convince me to change my music buying habits.

  469. Vanamonde Says:

    +free

  470. Ed from Texas Says:

    Once I found Amazon’s MP3 store and how easy it is to buy from, I pretty well stopped ever looking at the Itunes store for music. Unless they’re going to get competitive on pricing, I doubt things will change for me.

  471. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan. Dark but (relatively) nice here in the city.

  472. EssBee Says:

    Morning, Deadpan. More Evil meetings today. I’m just checking in.

  473. justa J0e Says:

    Van – The name rang a bell. I have fond memories of a girl from Gosport, which she said was near Portsmouth.

  474. Rhettro Says:

    Amazon MP3 is the way to go. I’ll only buy from Apple if the pricing gets competitive or there is a song only they have as Ed said.

  475. ditto Says:

    My purchases are still mostly CDs. For mp3s, it all depended on who had what I wanted for the best price without DRM. Only as a last resort would I buy anything that has DRM on iTunes.

    CP: Lovecats — The Cure

  476. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    It’s snowing! What the hell is that about?

  477. ditto Says:

    CP: I Wanna Be Sedated — The Ramones

    Sums up how I feel right now. ;)

  478. marlodianne Says:

    I have an amazon order waiting at the post office right now *twitch*

    I hate waiting.

  479. marlodianne Says:

    ditto: sedation isn’t that special.

    :P

  480. ditto Says:

    True.

  481. ditto Says:

    CP: This Is How It Feels — Inspiral Carpets

  482. Jack Mangan Says:

    I’ve spent about $2.97 on downloaded songs in the past few years. I was all set to be an iTunes Store regular, but they pooped the bed. Amazon showed a little more class and respect for the customer, and so they won out and still win out, for me.
    If I really like the artist – and I feel confident that there will be more than 1 or 2 good tunes on the album, I’ll still buy the clunky obsolete physical CD.

  483. Ed from Texas Says:

    I’m a sucker for Amazon’s $5 album specials.

  484. WNDRWolf Says:

    CP: The Irish and Celtic Podcast #61 The Best of 2008

  485. Jack Mangan Says:

    Some say we need nipples, need nipples.

  486. Rhettro Says:

    You can’t do much with a butter head.

  487. Vanamonde Says:

    ZP comes out of the desert to review Prince of Persia:

    http://tinyurl.com/a6vv7b

  488. Vanamonde Says:

    ZP does his 2008 game awards:

    http://tinyurl.com/7soobz

  489. ditto Says:

    CP: Radio Silence — Blue Peter

  490. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Hamebone’s Blues Rumshack #26

  491. Vanamonde Says:

    -e

  492. justa J0e Says:

    once again Jack would seem to be a butterhead.

  493. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Van, two words: Kevin Costner

  494. Vanamonde Says:

    Got it TEB.

  495. Vanamonde Says:

    CP:

    http://uk.youtube.com/watch?v=0Ue9igC7flI

  496. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Yup, that’s correct.

    Now for tomorrows…

  497. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I liked that music, Van. Nice to listen to in the background.

  498. ditto Says:

    CP: Beethoven — Trans-Siberian Orchestra

  499. Jack Mangan Says:

    499

  500. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    500!

  501. ditto Says:

    501 jeans

  502. JohnBoze Says:

    Swamped with work here, running a big same-day rush order for a major client. I won’t name the client, but I can offer you the word “bailout.” That’s right I’m getting some peripheral benefit from govt. bailout money today…

  503. Jack Mangan Says:

    Paul, you’re getting $700 billion?? Nice.

  504. Vanamonde Says:

    Does JB live anywhere near Detroit?

    cough

  505. JohnBoze Says:

    Van, actually I don’t live specifically near Detroit, but I will say we have sales offices and branch operations across the country, so that doesn’t tell you anything…

  506. JohnBoze Says:

    Yeah, Jack, I got $700 billion. That means next time we’re at a greasy spoon I can at least buy you a coffee…

  507. justa J0e Says:

    If I had any say about it … I’d DEMAND my part of the bailout money ONLY went to Deadpan listeners!

  508. Jack Mangan Says:

    Good thinking, J0e.

    I should submit a request to Congress, on behalf of all Deadpan listeners. We’ve made some budget errors, and now need an extra $100 Billion for “The MF Way”.

  509. justa J0e Says:

    Anyone seen Ed?
    Ed, check your e-mail.

  510. Vanamonde Says:

    CD: looking through photos taken over the last few years.

  511. Rhettro Says:

    This just in:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/hmnshld/

    Jason C. updates his Flickr pics. The boy isn’t dead after all. Go get him Jack.

  512. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Wow, my boss just gave me an outstanding performance review. Hopefully this will reflect in our annual bonus.

  513. Rhettro Says:

    TEB: Tell your boss I want him to be my boss. :) I don’t have any accounting experience, but I’m married to a CPA. LOL

  514. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    It’s actually a little tough for my boss to give a review. She’s in Ontario, I’m in Alberta. We actually only see each other once a year or so. Really all she has to go on is whether I get the job done and if it’s accurate. Everything else is guesswork.

  515. Jack Mangan Says:

    woot on the review, Bunny!

    I’m srsly tempted to post “Firsties!” on all of Jason C’s flickr pics. (He used to hang out here, but he’d always get cranky if anyone said “Firsties!”.) I’m following him on Twitter, but I don’t think he followed me back. lol. Oh well. We’ll always have his artmashes.

  516. Vanamonde Says:

    Okay I need a bit of iTunes advice.

    Ed has already told me how to transfer my podcast list to another computer (my netbook in my case).

    If I authorize the netbook will iTunes copy the apps I’ve installed on the iPhone to the netbook or will it wipe them when I try and sync the iPhone on the netbook?

  517. Rhettro Says:

    I totally posted “Firsties!” into his photo. LOL I doubt he’ll respond.

  518. justa J0e Says:

    He might if someone posts “2nd!”
    and “Thirdsies!!”
    and …
    ;)

  519. Jack Mangan Says:

    Heh. Jason was a pretty cool kid.
    I think some of the early episodes’ conversations survived the great server crash of ‘08, if you’re ever bored/nostalgic enough to dig through the archives.

  520. Ed from Texas Says:

    Van, I’m afraid I don’t have an answer for you on that one. But, I’ll be curious of the answer as I’m getting more and more likely to succumb to Iphone lust. I’m hoping that I can at least hold out for the 3rd Generation.

    Which leads me to wonder what they’ll call it. Even though the current one is the 2nd Generation and would have been called 2G in the Ipod naming convention, they call it 3G because of it’s 3G wireless capability. So, it’s unlikely that they can call the next one 3G.

    And no, I have no particular knowledge of a 3rd generation Iphone. But, I expect they will continue the yearly upgrade (which is actually a pretty long cycle in the cell phone business) and release a new one this Summer.

  521. Ed from Texas Says:

    Oh, and JJ, the email has been received. Sadly, gmail, hotmail, and yahoo mail are all blocked at my company so I can’t check those accounts during the day…..unless I get an Iphone.

  522. Ed from Texas Says:

    Alright you LinkedIn folks, do go searching for porn with it…

    http://blogs.zdnet.com/security/?p=2358&tag=nl.e550

  523. Vanamonde Says:

    Time to call it a night.

    Night Pan.

  524. Rhettro Says:

    I still have emotional scars over the ‘08 server crash. So long “golf clap.” So long “Alvie pretending to be different deitities.” Sniff

  525. Rhettro Says:

    Dang, I total forgot to put my porn experience into my LinkedIn profile. Back in a sec…

  526. Ed from Texas Says:

    It’s a brand new day….

    http://www.sliceofscifi.com/2009/01/07/whedon-promises-more-dr-horrible/

  527. jackmangan Says:

    The link says it all:
    http://politicalticker.blogs.cnn.com/2009/01/07/porn-industry-seeks-federal-bailout/

  528. justa J0e Says:

    The misread the head line … thought it was a “Federal Ball-out” *drum shot*

  529. Dubshack Says:

    The question is, which is more valuable as a US export… GM cars or American boobies?

    My only arguement is the dead Chevy in my back yard. And shouldn’t we be used to throwing money at boobies by now anyway?

  530. justa J0e Says:

    CP: Coverville#525 “James Bond Cover Story II”

    This one is waaay swell !

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