Unshow Murphy

Of my friend, I can only say this: of all the souls I have encountered in my travels, his was the most . . . human.

Last Year’s.

Two years ago.

 
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  1. jackmangan Says:

    This show is an editing mess. I should point out that there’s also a bit of Beatles in justa J0e’s segment. Michael Jackson can send me a C&D if that’s a problem.

    Songs:
    Mason Rocket (Spy Extraordinaire) – Beatnik Turtle
    First of May (by Jonathan Coulton) – Podcast All-Stars
    Too Good to Last – Jack Mangan

  2. EssBee Says:

    Brilliant, Jack.

  3. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Downloading it now.

  4. justa J0e Says:

    Happy Joe Murphy Day!!!!

    In his honor I shall now sing this out loud, to no one in particular. No particular connection to Joe … it’s just lite, silly and joyous! :)
    Feel Free to join along.
    +++++

    Tiptoe through the tulips
    By the window, that is where I’ll be
    Come tiptoe through the tulips with me

    Oh, tiptoe from the garden
    By the garden of the willow tree
    And tiptoe through the tulips with me

    Knee deep in flowers we’ll stray
    We’ll keep the showers away
    And if I kiss you in the garden, in the moonlight
    Will you pardon me?
    And tiptoe through the tulips with me

  5. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Can I simply strum a ukulele instead?

  6. justa J0e Says:

    THATS IT !!!!

    I knew it need that extra special something !!!!

  7. WNDRWolf Says:

    Thank you Jack. You have done well.

  8. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I see the board is happenin’ today :)

  9. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    An interesting Wiki…

    http://tinwiki.org/wiki/Main_Page

  10. ditto Says:

    Can we call Joe the patron saint of podcasting? Would that be offensive?

  11. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Tell me this game isn’t twisted

    http://www.kongregate.com/games/LongAnimals/penguinz

  12. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Are we really ready for Spiderman the Musical?

    http://io9.com/5187493/what-mutant-foe-will-the-singing-spidey-face

  13. ditto Says:

    No. I’d rather see Green Day’s American Idiot.
    http://www.berkeleyrep.org/season/0910/3634.asp

  14. ditto Says:

    Wow. This is an impressive mashup.
    http://insomniaradio.net/2009/04/01/the-bran-flakes-stumble-out-of-bed/

    Dolly Parton, Survivor, ELO, and I think I even heard a bit from the Knight Rider theme song.

  15. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    that was pretty cool, ditto.

  16. ditto Says:

    CP: Eulogy — Tool

  17. WNDRWolf Says:

    ditto- That hasn’t already happened? I thought he was elevated last year???

  18. EssBee Says:

    “Melodic Swedish Death Metal”

  19. Vanamonde Says:

    Note to self – look at the website from time to time.

    ZP is unimpressed with Halo Wars:

    http://tinyurl.com/dfuxzl

  20. WNDRWolf Says:

    Don’t worry Van. We are still here. ;)

  21. Tee Morris Says:

    I remember Joe.

    We all miss you, Mason Rocket. We will always remember…

  22. JRMurdock Says:

    Thank you Jack. Brilliant.
    I miss Joe.

  23. jackmangan Says:

    Thank you all.

  24. JRMurdock Says:

    Been a REALLY long time since a podcast made me cry.

  25. ditto Says:

    Yes, thanks Jack & Tee. We really are grateful for what you do even if we don’t thank you enough.

  26. ditto Says:

    I had pizza and (root) beer for lunch. And remembered Joe.

  27. JRMurdock Says:

    Off to get me a rootbeer for lunch. WOO!

  28. EssBee Says:

    Pizza and rootbeer for lunch in Denver too.

  29. JohnBoze Says:

    Just went out and got my Culver’s root beer.

  30. justa J0e Says:

    Just finished my sandwich and a root beer.

    Thanks for everything Joe.

  31. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I don’t know whether to feel sorry for the sheep or simply applaud the work

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D2FX9rviEhw

  32. jackmangan Says:

    Enjoy your Wednesdays everyone! And check out that new nin album – it looks fantastic ;)
    http://www.nin.com/strobelight/

    Who wouldn’t want to hear a Fergie and Al Jourgensen duet?

  33. justa J0e Says:

    I was hoping for a Fergie and Al Jarreau duet.

  34. Vanamonde Says:

    Whoosh!

  35. Jack Mangan Says:

    (Al Jourgensen is the former main player in the industrial band, Ministry. Fergie is the attractive, disappointingly dim eye candy/female vocalist in Black Eyed Peas, Al Jarreau is/was a soul singer who made a few Muppet Show appearances)

  36. justa J0e Says:

    … and together they are crime-fighting roomates, sharing laughs and quirky hobbies as they catch criminals while playing gigs in ABC TV’s Friday night, Fall line-up.

  37. Vanamonde Says:

    thx for the clarifiction, I can see clearly now…

    Night Pan.

  38. Vanamonde Says:

    Oh and that would still be better than the 11th Hour.

  39. justa J0e Says:

    The show will splutter after the pilot episode turns out to be basically an old “Facts of Life” script that has been re-worked by the original writing team for the show “Quincy”.
    However it will be picked up by FOX who will make one (or possibly all ) of the characters a moody teenager (or vampire, or teenage vampire) … and in a stroke of genius they will set the show on a space station.

    Then they will air the series out-of-sequence and cancel the whole thing after showing only 7 of the 12 episodes.

    It will receive critical acclaim in the blogosphere.
    … and Sweden.

  40. justa J0e Says:

    night Van.

  41. Ed from Texas Says:

    What do the Swedes know from good television? What have they ever given us beside the Chef?

    mmm, bjork! bjork! bjork!

  42. JohnBoze Says:

    Awesome. Trent tweeted he has been busy, and he wasn’t kidding!

    Be sure to click on his revised privacy policy link from the Strobelight page, and the new terms of use linked from that.

  43. EssBee Says:

    Just added Spider-Babe to my Netflix queue.

  44. jackmangan Says:

    Spider-Babe palooza…….? (kidding)

  45. Vanamonde Says:

    Different writers give their views on the BSG finale:

    http://tinyurl.com/cbxrfw

    Morning Pan, the Sun is shining..going to be a warm day.

  46. Cj Says:

    Might be avoiding BSG finale stuff until I watch it … at least gotta get through some of it without knowing too much more.

  47. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan:

    It’s 6:15 am. If you’re like me, you’re wishing you were still in bed.

  48. WNDRWolf Says:

    Yeah. That’s what she said.

  49. EssBee Says:

    Morning, Deadpan.

  50. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Just came back from the store. They had The Tales of the Black Freighter so I picked it up. It also has “Hollis Mason’s Tell-All: Under The Hood”. So It’ll be interesting to see what that’s like.

    We actually haven’t seen Watchmen yet because of holidays, etc. Will finally get to see it this weekend.

  51. justa J0e Says:

    On a whim, I just did a search on the name of an old friend I hadn’t heard from in some years. I found a post about this friend that makes me fear that she has died.

    I’m trying to compose an e-mail to the author of that post to find out … but I don’t know how to phrase the question.
    I’m also not sure … do I want to know?

    Though I had thought that someday I might find an e-mail address for her and exchange greetings – I’d assumed I’d ever actually see her again. In my head, she was “out there” somewhere and that was good. So if I had lost contact and wasn’t going to ever see her again … maybe never having confirmation of her death makes her live on (at least in my reality) for ever.

    Do I send the e-mail?
    Would any of you?

  52. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Tough call, J0e.

    It could turn out that she has passed on, however you may make connections with this person she knows and make a new friend from the tragedy. On the other hand, you could open up new wounds to this person and make an enemy.

    Me… I would make the connection. I’ve been in a sticky situation myself (I found my grandparents then father about 10 years ago and had to decide whether or not to contact them). I made the connection and it really had no impact. It was nice knowing, but didn’t change anything.

    I think, just for peace of mind, I’d want to know for sure.

  53. ditto Says:

    Joe: I’d send the email, if only for closure.

  54. EssBee Says:

    JOe, I’d send the email too.

  55. ditto Says:

    CP: G.O.D. (Good Old Days) — Fastball

  56. Cj Says:

    J0e – I’d also want to know. If you really want help with the writing portion of the e-mail, hit me up on Skype. I’d be happy to help with that.

    Reminds me of a story …

    I’d dated these two friends back in the 80’s (not at the same time, but consecutively) and was with the 2nd one much longer than the 1st.

    In roughly 1999, I reconnected with the 1st one and he moved to Arizona to be with me. He told me that the 2nd one had actually died of drug overdose which made me very sad.

    About 2 weeks ago, the guy who was supposed to have died popped up on Classmates.com. So, I think maybe he’s not dead. Kinda weird if you ask me.

  57. EssBee Says:

    I may have talked about this all before, but I find all of the social networking sites to be pretty strange. I’m not sure I like them (Twitter, Facebook, etc) 100%.

    I find it kinda creepy to reconnect with high school people, or people from my past. My history is not a secret for most of you, and I have been that guy, Cj. I have run into people who say “I heard you died!”

  58. Jack Mangan Says:

    I agree with the others, j0e. You’re not 100% sure what happened – so a response from the author of the post will at least give you some closure, and maybe some more info about your old friend. The post’s author will probably appreciate that you cared enough to reach out and inquire.

  59. Ed from Texas Says:

    Truth be told, I’ve lost contact with most people that I went to high school and college with. I’ve never really tried to pursue reconnecting with them – quite frankly, I don’t make enough time for the people I’m friends with now, much less trying to add back in people from the past.

    For myself, I’ve come to see that most relationships are transitory. I have very few close friends that I’ve hung on to. Different times, different places, different jobs, having kids have changed my focus over the years. Things I had it common with people at one time I don’t so much anymore.

    I treasure those times and experiences that I’ve shared with all of them – much as I have with those who have come and gone from Deadpan land. Ultimately, my life is richer for the experiences, and I hope that I have been able to enrich the lives of all those others as well.

  60. justa J0e Says:

    Thanks guys.

    I’ve typed up an e-mail but cannot hit send.
    Feels like the push of that button, might kill off a friend.
    and the scene likely finished before I came in.
    I just re-read my letter and cannot hit send.

  61. EssBee Says:

    Nothing wrong with sleeping on it before sending, JOe.

  62. Vanamonde Says:

    Even if the worst has happened she will still be in your memories.

  63. Vanamonde Says:

    So after consuming a a six months old Belgian waffle, I suspect Belgian Waffles would survive a nuclear apocalypse.

  64. Jack Mangan Says:

    Again – I back up EssBee’s statement. There’s no hurry to send that e-mail.

  65. marlodianne Says:

    Joe, some emails aren’t meant to be, and others just need to percolate properly. This is why they made Draft folders.

    You just leave it there til it feels right, whether your gut says to send it or slip it into Trash.

  66. marlodianne Says:

    CW: American Idol

    Sprinkles, save me. :)

  67. Vanamonde Says:

    You don’t deserve saving MD for watching that!

    CW: Lost S5E11

  68. marlodianne Says:

    Van, if you’re going to watch harmless fluff where having your nerves shot and your mind mostly borked doesn’t matter, idol is win.

    Besides, Paula and Randy make me feel coherent and articulate, and Simon makes me look sweet and cuddly.

  69. EssBee Says:

    This is day 3 of my training (I am the host of the event, so mostly just sit at the back and direct traffic). I am so ready to not be in a hotel anymore! I head home this evening.

  70. marlodianne Says:

    And I haven’t watch Lost in…I think it’s two seasons.

    They lost me when they started limping along at random, telling nothing new, except oddly tossing out rational explanations for everything.

  71. Vanamonde Says:

    The current and last season of Lost have been rather cool.

    Although would be nice if they could actually change history..paradoxes be damned.

  72. Ed from Texas Says:

    The past just isn’t what is used to be….

  73. Cj Says:

    Ed – I prefer the present…

  74. Vanamonde Says:

    No such thing Cj, you time travelling into the future, once second at a time.

  75. marlodianne Says:

    Who doesn’t like presents?

  76. Vanamonde Says:

    Santa Claus

  77. Jack Mangan Says:

    Presence is ok, but not Zeppelin’s strongest. I prefer Physical Graffiti.

  78. ditto Says:

    CP: Be My Yoko Ono — Barenaked Ladies

  79. Cj Says:

    Oooh I’m time traveling! I knew this was a fun ride for some reason!

  80. Cj Says:

    Your presence is my favorite present – although I actually prefer to give presents than to receive them.

  81. marlodianne Says:

    Surgery time has been booked for early am, first.

    *hugs*

    Going to spend the night snuggling my family closer than physically possible….

  82. ditto Says:

    Good luck, MD! I hope things turn out great for you.

  83. ditto Says:

    CP: The Next Big Thing — Jesus Jones

  84. Vanamonde Says:

    Fingers crossed that everything goes well MD.

  85. Jack Mangan Says:

    Best wishes, marlo! I hope to hear from you asap, telling us that the surgery was a great success.

  86. EssBee Says:

    Sending good thoughts North, md.

  87. justa J0e Says:

    *hugs* MD

  88. Cj Says:

    Good Luck MD, you’ll be in our thoughts as well.

  89. EssBee Says:

    I don’t follow American (or any other type of) football, but Denver is buzzing with the Broncos/Jay Cutler story. My take on it – what a diva.

  90. Vanamonde Says:

    I wonder if number 27 of evo@11 will the become the podcast that got away.

  91. EssBee Says:

    Ward Churchill was just just vindicated in his fight against CU. One for the good guys . . .

  92. Ed from Texas Says:

    Well, that’s one way of looking at it.

    Anyway, best wishes, MD. Be sure to call in on the Deadpan line before the good drugs wear off :)

  93. Jack Mangan Says:

    I don’t want to stir anything – especially with no more than my Wiki-informed opinion – but someone who says the regular joes who died at the World Trade Center weren’t innocent – and who calls them “little Eichmans” – doesn’t sound like one of the good guys. But then – I haven’t read his essay, so my opinion is based on partial info.
    And on the other hand, wrongful termination is wrongful termination.

  94. Jack Mangan Says:

    I’m not a player, I just crush a lot. (trying to bring back the silly)

  95. Cj Says:

    Jack thinks he’s not a player but he is a heartbreaker..

    … Dream maker, love taker… Don’t you mess around with me!

    (which I initially was going to attribute to the 80’s, but it actually released in 1979 and is going to be stuck in your head all day now.. muahahahaha)

  96. Cj Says:

    Happy news! Happy news! I got me some happy news!

  97. justa J0e Says:

    and I asked her for some happy news.
    She just smiled and turned away.

  98. Cj Says:

    OK, I was being distracted by jumping monkey-toddler!

    The happy news is that my daughter is starting kindergarten in the fall and we have just received confirmation that it will be full-day and free…

    Last I’d heard it was going to be 60 bucks a week and only 1/2 day so…

    This is better… oh so much better!

  99. justa J0e Says:

    free is good

  100. Jack Mangan Says:

    Oh 100 already, dammit. . . . .

  101. Vanamonde Says:

    Morning Pan, grey, grey, and more grey.

    Still the grey has brought a coolness to the morning.

  102. LostRalph Says:

    Good morning Deadpan, grey and rainy here in the ‘burgh as well. Mush to do today.

    Type at you later.

  103. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan.

    The sun is just starting to peek out from the horizon. But they are speaking of snow later this afternoon.

  104. EssBee Says:

    Thinking about marlo this morning.

  105. EssBee Says:

    Jack, the wiki info on Ward is what the Fox newsers have been taking out of context since this all started years ago.

    His essay “Some People Push Back: On the Justice of Roosting Chickens” is critical theory written by a premier Ethnic Studies professor whose work is used all over the world in American/Native American/Black/Womens/Ethnic Studies courses. The title is a spin on a Malcolm X speech, and it’s heavy, heavy stuff. I wouldn’t take that — again out of context — bit much quoted on wiki and elsewhere as a good representation of the essay, or his body of work.

    I’ve been somewhat close to this whole fight on a personal level since the beginning, and what it really boils down to (if something like this can be simplified) is that the U of CO on the one hand wants to be a first class, blue ribbon, research institution that attracts superstar professors. On the other hand, though, big money foundation donations from influential folks control who gets to say what and when. I wouldn’t send my kid to the University of Colorado in Boulder if it was free.

    I don’t want to stir anything either, but just wanted to say all that in the spirit of our community.

  106. EssBee Says:

    I just re-read my comments, and the spirit of love in which they were written doesn’t shine through. I didn’t/don’t mean to be harsh.

    When I said “good guys” above yesterday, I meant the First Amendment. I know Ward, and he’s a jerk. But he’s a jerk who has the right to speak and write. I love his scholarship, and think he is brilliant, but that is a matter of opinion.

  107. justa J0e Says:

    I’m really not “caught up” on the details of that whole incident.
    My understanding is that this guy held/holds the position that we (the U.S.) do a lot of questionable things in the rest of the world, including propping up and supporting evil despots (Sadam for example) because we believe it will protect and further our own financial interests.

    I think history shows this to be true.

    From that point of view, the U.S. is culpable and given that the World Trade Centers housed many of the financial businesses that directly profit off the atrocities that our foreign policies have helped to occur (or at least over looks) of our foreign policies. It is easy to see how the rest of the world might view those buildings in the same light as they see the Pentagon.

    I THINK that is the point that this guy may have been trying to make. Given how no one got his point and now have a prejudice bias against him before he even says anything … I think he did a lousy job of making his point and did a disservice to that whole idea.

    That’s just me though.

  108. EssBee Says:

    JOe, I agree with you for the most part. I wouldn’t say that no one got his point, but otherwise, yeah.

  109. Vanamonde Says:

    I’m in the cinema’s coffee shop, all red and chrome, with what looks like dodgy deals being done.

  110. ditto Says:

    Joe: I’m sure there are many in the media–and think tanks for that matter–that entirely got that point, however, reporting it that way doesn’t sell papers, attract viewership, or make money. The media has gotten very good at reporting things out of context.

  111. ditto Says:

    The robot revolution begins: Robot makes scientific discovery
    http://www.labspaces.net/96776/Robot_scientist_becomes_first_machine_to_discover_new_scientific_knowledge

  112. EssBee Says:

    Speaking of robots my better half is off this morning to the robot challenge this weekend in Alamosa, CO. We are expecting another foot of snow tonight/tomorrow, but it shouldn’t impact this far-Southern CO event. This info is for last year’s, but you get the idea:

    http://spacegrant.colorado.edu/COSGC_Projects/Robotics/index.html

  113. ditto Says:

    Good luck to Sly B.

  114. ditto Says:

    CP: Dark Horse — Amanda Marshall

  115. Jack Mangan Says:

    A lot of things will run more efficiently and fairly, once the robot overlords take control.

    Happy Friday, amigos y amigas.

  116. ditto Says:

    Are you one of the robot overlords, Jack? ;)

  117. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    The weatherman lied. He said we’d get snow this afternoon.

  118. EssBee Says:

    Are you getting it now, TEB? Or not at all?

  119. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    NOW!!!!

  120. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I think I’m going to back cookies now :)

  121. EssBee Says:

    Damn, that tells me for sure I’ll get it. Wrong answer!

  122. ditto Says:

    lol. An interesting take on the term “Graphic Novel”:

    When told that he wrote graphic novels rather than comic books, Neil Gaiman wrote bemusedly: “I felt like someone who’d been informed that she wasn’t actually a hooker, she was a lady of the evening.”

    http://www.telegraph.co.uk/culture/books/bookreviews/5094231/How-Comic-Books-became-part-of-the-literary-establishment.html

  123. ditto Says:

    And just a little more Neil Gaiman humor:
    http://scottmccloud.com/1-webcomics/misc/notneil.jpg

  124. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    there, lemon almond cookies baking in the oven.

  125. EssBee Says:

    That is really funny, ditto!

  126. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Video of Tad Williams at the library when he was in Calgary for World Fantasy

    http://video.google.com/videoplay?docid=-4005594026377938118&q=source%3A009430454126886583739&hl=en

  127. JohnBoze Says:

    Allegedly, the snow will miss or graze us this weekend.

    Or maybe “glaze.”

    Probably both…

  128. Cj Says:

    I’m dealing with my own personal evil overlord and I’m not liking it very much.

    Plugh

  129. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Overlord was a fun game. I’m looking forward to Overlord tow ;)

    (I know that’s not what you’re talking about CJ)

  130. Cj Says:

    Nah, mine is work related, but I appreciate all things gaming. I haven’t played that though I believe the hubby has it for the 360.

  131. justa J0e Says:

    A search I am doing yielded a page with the following at the top … none of which has anything to do with my search but does cause me to ponder what program produces this stuff and why?
    +++
    I was very impressed how girls can be brutal with their dildos..Why karate uniform size chart by karate uniform sizes..The lake is also a favourite of local anglers and visiting sportsmen alike..
    These two Tuesdays are the one before and the one after November 9th..
    This game could be improved as it isn’t as based on the films as it could be, as there are no trivia questions about the films and you really don’t need to see either of the films to play this game as it is enjoyable even if you aren’t a fan of the films..Former Los Angeles Mayor Richard Riordan, a fellow moderate Republican who had been considering a bid, announced that he would not run and endorsed Schwarzenegger..And yes, Suzy, I think there’s something majorly wrong with the fact that you think this guy’s hot..

  132. Vanamonde Says:

    I resisted buying a DSi today.

  133. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    What? What? Why did you resist?

    Must… give in… to gaming… temptation…

  134. EssBee Says:

    Jesus, JOe, what are you searching for???!

    (and I throw in the 4 punctuation marks on purpose – excessive punctuation is one of my peeves)

  135. justa J0e Says:

    A specific golden retriever.
    go figure

  136. Cj Says:

    J0e – Makes perfect sense. (Good to know it wasn’t a search for “Cj’s Dreams – private forum”)

    EssBee – !!!! ;-P

  137. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Enjoy Yourself – Guy Lombardo and his Royal Canadians

  138. Vanamonde Says:

    Well I really want to wait until they can get homebrew working on the DSi, I like running a couple of emulators on my DS Phat,

  139. Vanamonde Says:

    So I saw Two Lovers earlier on today at the cinema, Joaquin Phoenix last film if the guys rapper career takes of, well acted but rather predictable.

  140. Rhettro Says:

    That is impressive.

  141. WNDRWolf aka the Master of Patience Says:

    Cj – I tried that search and all I got was this thread.

  142. Cj Says:

    Well, then, this page must be the stuff of dreams. ;)

  143. Ed from Texas Says:

    Well, there are certainly plenty of dreamy types around here.

  144. EssBee Says:

    CW: “Black Jack” – Jericho, Season 1

  145. Jack Mangan Says:

    Deadpan journal. 8:55, Friday. Just emerged from teh work.

  146. justa J0e Says:

    meh

  147. Rhettro Says:

    hem

  148. Vanamonde Says:

    Morning Pan, Snatch vs Star Wars:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kDKiQfBs9lo

  149. Cj Says:

    Happy Birthday, Amy! :)

  150. Vanamonde Says:

    Yeah, happy birthday Amy.

  151. LostRalph Says:

    Happy birthday Amy!

  152. justa J0e Says:

    *lowers lights and grabs microphone*

    Happy Birthday
    to you.

    *approaches Amy with bedroom eyes*
    Happy Birthday
    to you

    *puts one arm around Amy*
    Happy Birthday
    Madam Ambassador

    *now singing breathlessly*
    Happy Birthday
    … To you.

    (If it helps … you can imagine the proceeding with me in a slinky dress and blond wig.)

  153. EssBee Says:

    Watch out for JOe, Amy!

    Happy Birthday! As my dear old dad would say: “Hope you live a hundred years . . . hope you drink a hundred beers . . . happy birthday to you!”

  154. EssBee Says:

    CW: Heroes – two weeks ago’s episode. Big Meh.

  155. ditto Says:

    Happy birthday, Amy.

  156. justa J0e Says:

    CP: Queensryche’s cover of Peter Gabrielle’s “Red Rain”

  157. justa J0e Says:

    brilliant

  158. Vanamonde Says:

    CW: Latest Dollhouse

    A bottle episode by any other name.

    Oh and the actress that plays November is in a band she coformed:

    http://www.myspace.com/ukeboxheroes

  159. Rhettro Says:

    Replaying the PG Coverville episode again JOe? And happy birthday Amy. I hope you are enjoying the Keys.

  160. Cj Says:

    Amy – this is for you!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5vXt3j6aNmk

  161. EssBee Says:

    The question of the hour is, do I treat myself to Sushi for lunch, which requires dressing and combing? Or do I just rustle up something here and stay grungy?

  162. EssBee Says:

    CW: This week’s Connor Chronicles. CRAP!!

  163. Vanamonde Says:

    Grungy is the MF way.

  164. EssBee Says:

    I compromised and had Sushi with bad hair.

  165. Ed from Texas Says:

    Happy Birthday, Amy.

    Saturdays are busy in Texas.

  166. ditto Says:

    I enjoyed this song from the latest Dollhouse:
    http://www.amazon.com/Lonely-Ghosts/dp/B001UEYO9I

  167. justa J0e Says:

    Rhett. RE: PG Coverville
    yes
    a keeper

  168. EssBee Says:

    CW: Jericho S1 – “One Man’s Terrorist”

  169. Jack Mangan Says:

    27 songs with the word “Face” in my iTunes Library.

    You Finger At Alabama

  170. Jack Mangan Says:

    Public Happy Birthday wishes to Amy!

    And public happy recovery wishes to Marlo Dianne.

  171. Vanamonde Says:

    Back from a John Tams gig, which was more fun than I expected.

  172. ditto Says:

    28 songs with “face” in my library. 72 counting albums and artists.

  173. Vanamonde Says:

    Some free ebooks at:

    http://www.suvudu.com/freelibrary/

  174. EssBee Says:

    CW: Traffic

    Because I felt like a nice, light, uplifting film for Saturday night.

  175. EssBee Says:

    Wow! Harry Reed, Barbara Boxer, and Orrin Hatch are all in Traffic.

  176. Ed from Texas Says:

    Maybe if we could get all 535 of ‘em stuck we could keep them from causing trouble for a while :)

  177. justa J0e Says:

    I only have 4 “face”s.

    Don’t Flamenco Round Skullcrusher

  178. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    awwww

    Unshow Murphy

    *raise glasses* to Joe

    Hugh sez: We are raising glasses of water, we should get something stronger

    no actually he wasn’t much of a drinker, he really loved root beer, Limoncello was the only liquor that is standing out for me in my memory that he liked. So water is cool :)

    Hugh sez: Hey, at least its fancy water

    it is! No plain lake Michigan water for joe. We’re toasting him with fancy LaCroix water.

  179. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hey check that out, baby. It was almost exactly 6 hours since the last Deadpan post.

    Hugh sez: Was everyone else watching basketball like us?

    I hope not!

    Hugh sez: stop hatin on my basketball

    oh yeah.. hatin

    Hugh sez: I do have to give you props for being a good sports wife.

    Then I have to give you props for not being TOO obsessed :)

    Hugh sez: deal :)

  180. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Is today Amy’s birthday? Happy Birthday Amy!

    You share your birthday with Alvie’s wife

    Hugh sez: *raises glass* Happy Birthday Amy and Mrs Alvie

  181. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Checking iTunes…….

    I have 103 ‘Face’ Songs.. but that includes bands and album titles. Mostof that is actually the band Pigface

    Just songs: 21

  182. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    EssBee- the Smarty Hottie rule is, if sushi is a possibility, sushi always wins

    Hugh sez: Yeah, always go with sushi when you can

    baby do you think its cold in here?

    Hugh sez; I do feel a little cold. I’ll go check the heat. It is supposed to be cold Sunday

    and it is Sunday now:)

    Hugh sez: *walking away* smart ass!!

  183. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    While Hugh is doing that

    w00t heat just kicked on!

    We saw 2 awesome bands play Friday night

    yours truly here got kinda drunk

    Lemme see if I can find a link…..

  184. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    okay this was the first band. The Faint

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Bj4nsyumcVU

    The keyboardist had the best dance ever!!! I loved him.
    We were standing in the right corner and I watched him shake his butt all night.

    Hugh sez: you were looking at another mans ass??

    His ass had nothing on your ass, baby.

  185. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    There is no video of the 2nd band on you tube

    Hugh sez: That is lame

    lemme see if there are any pictures.. there were tons of photographers there

  186. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Here is 1 shot of those sexy ladies

    Hugh sez: *swooon*

    Alvie told us the front woman has some PHD in something we wouldn’t ever understand, she is incredibly attractive AND has this awesome band. Some people have it all!

    Hugh sez: *swooon2* She isn’t the only 1 who has it all. Beautiful, talented and and intelligent, sounds just like you baby.

    awwwww *blush* you are SO biased!

    Hugh sez: eh, maybe just a little.

  187. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    oops

    a link would help

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/rfc/132906303/

  188. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    oh here we go. I forgot you can put video on flickr

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/withinpurgatory/3412032583/

  189. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    this guy got some great shots…

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/gingerbydesign/

  190. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh sez: You sould check out that chicago music guide, see if they need more photographers

    I should!

    wow! It just started pouring crazy rain out of nowhere!!

  191. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    [confession] I clicked back over to iTunes to cue up Deadpan and just glanced at the list of ‘face’ tunes and one of the songs was:

    Hugh sez: *drum roll*

    Eyes Without A Face by Billy Idol

    LOL!!!

    [/confession]

  192. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    ok Deadpan time

    Not sure how far into it we will go tonight

  193. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Welcome guys and dolls to the Deadpan retro (rhettro!!) hour!!

    Staring: Hugh and Andrea

    Featuring: Deadpan Ep# 102

    Warning: Adult conversation may occur, you have been warned

    Hugh sez: “May” occur?

    Ok.. lets try that again..

  194. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Welcome guys and dolls to the Adult XXX Deadpan retro (rhettro!!) hour!!

    Staring: Hugh and Andrea

    Featuring: Deadpan Ep# 102

  195. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh sez: better

    :)

    I am NOT posting too quickly.. keep up!!!

  196. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    I want a hamburger, cheeseburger, hot dog, milkshake…

  197. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    *swooon*

    Hugh sez: nipples in a locked, upright position.. LOL

    heh

    Hugh sez: :) *swooon2* well that sounds like a fun way to listen to Deadpan

    LOL

  198. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    I love that HA HA he plays..

    LOL

  199. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Kirk!

    NME in Vegas

  200. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Jack roomed with JohnBoze

  201. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Jack is always Deadpan

  202. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    LOL.. Jack you kill me

  203. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    LOL!!!! This is hi-larious

    Hugh sez: she is giggling out of control

  204. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    [spelling?] mecca lecca high mecca himey ho!!! [/spelling?]

  205. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    its me!!!!!

    wow you can hear me!!

    Hugh sez: Lollapalooza!!

    I think I called during NIN too *swooon*

    Hugh sez: Definitely an updeadpan weekend

  206. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    LOL!!!!!!

    Hugh sez: Wait, Lollapalooza was in August, why is it playing now?

    ummm.. hello Hugh. We are in April 09, but this Deapan was released months ago :)

    Hugh sez: I am a dumb man :)

    No you’re not. Your perfect

    Hugh sez: *awwwwww*

  207. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    dude bitching about traffic and stress

    I agree with him, although yeah in the city there are not too many back roads, but there are some secrets roads that run better than others.

  208. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    I don’t think you’re happy enough

    tips for being happy.

    He must of asked for tips on being happy

    Hugh sez: I agree. getting laid is a good way to happiness. Can I get laid baby?

    You can :)

    wwwwwwwwwwwwwwwww

  209. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Stolen.. from the 70s

  210. Vanamonde Says:

    Ooooooh a TSHs splurge.

    I’ll just sit back and have a good read.

  211. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    try not to laugh

    peter piper picked a pack of pickled pork nipples

  212. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Van!

    we just heard you with your stolen 70s lyrics

    who is this with the pickled pork nipples?

    Hugh, do you think there are show notes?

    Hugh sez: Its doubtful. No offense Jack

    :)

  213. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    the female voice seemed familiar.. I will check now

  214. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Nope, no show notes but it did have this:

    Text of Dan Shaurette’s tongue twister:

    Peter Piper picked and packed a peck of pickled pork nipples.
    Nipples of pork pickled and packed did Peter Piper pick.
    If Peter Piper didn’t pack his pick of pickled pork nipples,
    Then the people’s peepers would proceed to peer at Peter Piper’s prick.

  215. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    His brain is gone!

  216. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Ah pan
    we tried, But I think we are going to call it a night. Its 4:46 am

    Your Adult XXX Deadpan retro (Rhettro!) hour will return soon

    Hugh sez: Michigan State!

    *eye roll*
    He has money on Michigan State :)

    Hugh sez: midwest representing yo

    yo

  217. Vanamonde Says:

    Night TSHs, the sun is shining here.

  218. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    night pan

    morning Van

  219. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    :)

  220. EssBee Says:

    Morning Deadpan!

    TSH! Agree with you on the Sushi policy – that’s a good one.

  221. Vanamonde Says:

    Disappointed with the US Life on Mars finale, wanted Sam to stay in 1973.

  222. justa J0e Says:

    Saw a bit if the BBC 2nd take of “Life on Mars” (the one with the female detective in 1981).
    It’s as well done as the original but having not seen the opening episode, I wonder how they explained this same thing happening to 2 different police detectives.

  223. Vanamonde Says:

    Ashes to Ashes

    And not very well.

  224. Amy Bowen Says:

    Thanks for the birthday wishes, everyone! I had a good time in Key Largo, and at Epcot. Pictures are here:

    http://tinyurl.com/c9s63n (Key Largo)

    and

    http://tinyurl.com/cb2a2c (Epcot)

    I have exactly 3 “Face” songs in my iTunes library: “Time To Face The Music,” a filk by Steven Cavanagh, and “My Friend Chewbacca” and “Star Wars Toy,” by Unicks Face.

  225. Jack Mangan Says:

    Gotta respect a show named after a Bowie tune. Although I’ve still never seen anything more than previews.

    I’m glad we had a Smarty Hottie visit! And that you enjoyed your birthday weekend and travels, Amy.

    I got the Black Freighter dvd from Netflix – the “Black Freighter” cartoon is even more gruesome and graphic than in the book. The story really doesn’t stand alone very well.
    The “Under the Hood” featurette is excellent, however, with a number of characters from the book and film in extended roles.

  226. EssBee Says:

    Last night’s SNL was pretty damn funny. The Madonna/Angelina Jolie skit alone was hilarious.

  227. ditto Says:

    David Byrne was perfect for this song:
    http://www.spin.com/articles/new-song-david-byrne-parties-brazilian-girls

  228. ditto Says:

    I think something similar has happened to Think Geek before:
    http://www.avclub.com/articles/april-fools-joke-backfires-on-thinkgeek,26098/

    And duh! Who *wouldn’t* want a plush tauntaun sleeping bag. So long as it smells better on the inside. :)

  229. Ed from Texas Says:

    Apparently I missed the callout, but here goes anyway – face narrows down to eight entries in my Itunes. Though, I’ve just discovered that three of them are all the same song “Face in the Photograph” from three different Yanni CDs. Interesting.

    Though, not as interesting as trying to figure out how “On our Own” by Bobby Brown from the Ghostbusters II soundtrack gets picked up by a “Face” filter.

  230. Jack Mangan Says:

    The “face” thing was pretty spontaneous.

    I don’t know what to make of this; a day where a bunch of things went really well. . . . . I’m a little concerned.

  231. Vanamonde Says:

    Morning Pan, well using the search function on the old Zen, the only track with face in the name is Faces by Lene Marlin.

    Oh and here is the lady herself singing her hit:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=I7Q8md5rdQ4

  232. Jack Mangan Says:

    A few subtle little jokes.
    http://thenextweb.com/2009/04/05/twitter-worried-worriedintroducing-flutter/

  233. Ed from Texas Says:

    Good find, Jack.

    Personally, I’m holding out for the all binary service. That whole alphabet thing is so stuck in the past.

  234. EssBee Says:

    Don’t be afraid to embrace the good, Jack.

  235. EssBee Says:

    I have 7 “face” songs. Four of them are different versions of Ani DiFranco’s “Untouchable Face,” which is a good one.

  236. Vanamonde Says:

    10001100001100001

  237. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan.

    +8 right now, with an expected high of +14. Wooo Hooo!

  238. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Watched Tales of the Black Freighter yesterday and this is my comment: (possible spoilers but at this point, really…)

    I know, at some point, they plan to cut Tales into the main movie, much like it is in the book, for an extended DVD version. I don’t think this will work, at least for a mainstream audience. While I know Tales is connected with Veidt, this is subtle. One of the connections, for me, between Tales and the main story is the creator of Tales was also involved in Veidts plans (albeit unwittingly). Because they removed that entire story arc from the movie, that particular connection is no longer there. It’s not like they can really return that connection since they changed the ending in the movie.

    While intercutting tales within the movie will work for “fans”, as I said, for the mainstream audience, I don’t think it will work.

  239. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I only have one “face” in my i-tunes:

    Let’s Face the Music and Dance – Diana Krall

  240. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Made cats happy. While still not really warm, I decided it was warm enough to open a window and let in a little fresh air. Now they are fighting over who gets to sit in the windowsill :)

  241. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    CP: African Whistler – Roger Whittaker

  242. justa J0e Says:

    going through old bookmarks today and though the magic of internetarchive.org I was able to call up this now defunct site.

    http://tinyurl.com/cdjs45

    If you got time to read through it, it is sadly amusing.
    In the early days of the Internet, a guy finds that posting the antics of his neighbors on the Web is the only recourse he has left.

    enjoy

  243. JohnBoze Says:

    I’m not near my iTunes, but here’s 4 shuffle words from the iPod:

    Twistin’ Another Flexible Dear

  244. Cj Says:

    “Eyes Without a Face” – that’s the only Face in my iTunes.

    EssBee is right that Jack should embrace the good.

    Has anyone seen my TV remote or Xbox 360 controller?

    Damn Gremlins.

  245. JohnBoze Says:

    Poor CJ is stuck watching “Gremlins” due to being unable to find the remote…

  246. ditto Says:

    To dig
    up an old meme
    is a fun experience.
    A reminiscence of things
    Deadpan

  247. ditto Says:

    CP: Once in a while — Dishwalla

  248. EssBee Says:

    CP: Estimated Prophet — Grateful Dead

  249. Jack Mangan Says:

    I went to aee Gremlins in a local theater last week – part of their retro-movie series. It was a blast to watch again, in spite of its massive hokiness. In spite of the breakdancing Gremlin scene.

  250. JohnBoze Says:

    250

  251. JohnBoze Says:

    Wow, good timing for a “Gremlins” joke. Actually Darcy and I watched it over the holidays and I wholeheartedly agree, including your POV re: breakdancing gremlin.

  252. Jack Mangan Says:

    Gremlins
    Breakdancing scene
    Electric Boogaloo
    The 80s were an insane time
    Thriller

  253. Cj Says:

    No longer do I want breakfast. This would be a great site for dieting – I look at it and then no longer want to eat. Ever.

    http://scanwiches.com

  254. JohnBoze Says:

    Okay, time for some real horror. I’m off to the DMV.

  255. WNDRWolf Says:

    255.

  256. EssBee Says:

    Hi Wolf!

  257. WNDRWolf Says:

    Hello. Looking for poems…

    Anyone have any suggestions?

  258. JohnBoze Says:

    Okay, really not too bad, this office was gigantic and empty compared to the one where I used to go near my old workplace.

    I was out for 35 minutes and at least 15 of that was driving to & from the place.

  259. JohnBoze Says:

    “The Country” by Billy Collins is one of my favorites.

    http://www.bestcigarette.us/2004/09/the_country.html

  260. ditto Says:

    WNDR: I like IndieFeed’s performance poetry.
    http://www.indiefeedpp.libsyn.com/

  261. EssBee Says:

    Customer: “When you say ‘total’ do you mean ‘TOTAL’???? This is SOOO confusing!!

  262. JohnBoze Says:

    WNDR there is a poet I know on Twitter named Cynthia Gould who has some stuff I like a lot. I DM’ed the @WNDRradio account with detail.

  263. WNDRWolf Says:

    Me to EssBee’s Customer:”Sorry actually that is only half, but the second half must be paid in cash… small bills preferable.”

  264. WNDRWolf Says:

    Sweet JB. Thanks I will check it out when I get home ;)

  265. JohnBoze Says:

    Hmmm. “Twitter is over capacity” message when I sent cyn a DM to give her a heads-up, then I couldn’t see the one I sent you either, so I will just say look for @cynthiagould

    Deadpan is never over capacity.

  266. EssBee Says:

    Also, when you are censoring yourself from typing “ass” you do not need 5 characters. E.g., “I’m just covering my #$%!* and yours” is incorrect.

  267. JohnBoze Says:

    Actually Cynthia’s voice should be familiar to many Deadpanites, at least her singing voice, who can forget the immortal lines:

    “I wanna chicken yeah
    I wanna chicken hey
    I wanna chicken ooh
    I wanna chicken.”

  268. JohnBoze Says:

    I don’t avoid saying “ass.” Especially because it is one fewer character long compared to the milder “butt.”

  269. EssBee Says:

    That too, JB.

  270. Vanamonde Says:

    bum is quite short.

  271. ditto Says:

    Kewwhip, JB.

  272. Jack Mangan Says:

    When you say “Total”, do you mean the flavorless, yet enjoyable breakfast cereal?

  273. justa J0e Says:

    you bet your @$# you covered your %#*@ with that one

  274. justa J0e Says:

    oh, 5 letters.
    Hmmm.
    I can think of something that would work but not very well.

  275. EssBee Says:

    OOOH. Maybe THAT is what she actually meant! Thanks, JOe.

    When I say “total” I mean “aphids.”

  276. ditto Says:

    CP: In The Backseat — The Arcade Fire

  277. ditto Says:

    Pigs on the Wing (Part One) (Waters) 1:24

    If you didn’t care what happened to me,
    And I didn’t care for you,
    We would zig zag our way through the boredom and pain
    Occasionally glancing up through the rain.
    Wondering which of the buggars to blame
    And watching for pigs on the wing.

  278. JohnBoze Says:

    Aphids- Don’t get me started.

    I remember the Great Toronto Aphid Swarm of ‘01…

  279. JohnBoze Says:

    Here’s a link…

    http://www.ipm.uiuc.edu/bulletin/pastpest/articles/200120b.html

  280. EssBee Says:

    That’s nice, ditto.

    Here’s one:

    Joyful Girl (Ani DiFranco)

    i do it for the joy it brings
    because i’m a joyful girl
    because the world owes me nothing
    and we owe each other the world
    i do it because it’s the least i can do
    i do it because i learned it from you
    and i do it just because i want to
    because i want to

  281. Jack Mangan Says:

    Pigs on the Wing (Part Two) (Waters) 1:27

    You know that I care what happens to you,
    And I know that you care for me too.
    So I don’t feel alone,
    Or the weight of the stone,
    Now that I’ve found somewhere safe
    To bury my bone.
    And any fool knows a dog needs a home,
    A shelter from pigs on the wing.

  282. EssBee Says:

    I’m mailing my 12″ braid to Locks of Love today. Kind of an ookie feeling sliding a Ziploc bag full of hair into an envelope.

  283. ditto Says:

    One of the podcasts that I enjoy listening to is Explore Music, by Alan Cross. He’s been doing The Ongoing History of New Music for about 15 years now. It’s worth checking out if you like all kinds of music.
    http://www.exploremusic.com/home/default.aspx

    Anyway, the Friday Challenge last week was what albums are “All Killer No Filler”. In other words, the entire album is “perfect”. The 5 albums listed, and Alan fully admits that no one will ever agree about such as list, were:
    Green Day’s “Dookie”
    Guns ‘N Roses’ “Appetite For Destruction”
    The Who’s “Who’s Next”
    Led Zeppelin IV
    Oasis’ “(What’s the Story) Morning Glory?”

    It’s a good list.

    What are your “perfect” albums?

  284. justa J0e Says:

    Essbee rocks.
    that is all.

  285. EssBee Says:

    Oooh, that’s a fun one, ditto. My five, right now, are:

    1) The Clash – “London Calling”
    2) Fleetwood Mac – “Tusk”
    3) Pink Floyd – “Wish You Were Here”
    4) Me’Shell Ndegeocello – “Cookie: The Anthropological Mix Tape”
    5) Ani DiFranco – “Knuckle Down”

    Just five? That’s hard.

  286. EssBee Says:

    Thanks, JOe. When I rock, I have a lot less hair to fling about, I’ll tell ya! It was a pleasure to farm all that hair for charity.

    It was time for a change, given that I looked a little like a worn-out Janis Joplin.

    Or, it was time for a change, given that I heard recently that I looked like Shannon Hoon.

    Speaking of looks and hair, this is a concern: I have found that cutting my hair has made the grays VERY apparent. Yesterday, at the grocery store, the clerk called my better half my “daughter.” We are 3 years apart in age. It was a horrible moment!

  287. Cj Says:

    EssBee – You are excellent!

    If you were here, I’d do your hair for you!

  288. Cj Says:

    Sharing my 5 “perfect” albums would probably just embarrass me since I have completely different taste in music than everyone else here.

    OK – So… I’ll stand proud by my choices.

    The Cure – “Japanese Whispers”
    AC/DC – “Maximum Overdrive” Soundtrack
    Various – “The Other Sister” Soundtrack
    Cyndi Lauper – “Twelve Deadly Cyns…and Then Some”
    Poe – “Hello”

  289. Vanamonde Says:

    I started going grey at 14, so get completely mystified when people worry about going grey.

    Be proud of your age, it’s better than the alternative.

  290. Vanamonde Says:

    ..and for that special TMI moment, I have grey hairs below the neck.

  291. EssBee Says:

    Totally agree, Van. I like the gray, but get a little shock every time I look in the mirror.

    Cj, I knew a girl in college that looked EXACTLY like the singer for The Cure.

  292. EssBee Says:

    My “totally agree” was for Van’s first comment!!

    OMG!

  293. Cj Says:

    EssBee, I was completely infatuated with Robert Smith as a teenager so, of course, I found myself a boyfriend that looked just like him, eyeliner and all – He was so goth and dreamy!

    Those were the days!

  294. EssBee Says:

    I looked like Shannon Hoon then too . . .

  295. Ed from Texas Says:

    I don’t recall seeing those in you Flickr stream, CJ :)

  296. Cj Says:

    Hah, Ed… He and I are still friendly – Not sure how much he’d appreciate me posting pictures … I’ll see what I can do though ;-)

  297. Vanamonde Says:

    Well I was talking about my chest hairs Essbee, what earth did you think I was referring to?

    cough

  298. Vanamonde Says:

    Shannon Hoon is a mystery to me without a google search.

  299. Cj Says:

    Stop. Can’t focus on my work with all this talk about Van’s chest hair.

  300. Vanamonde Says:

    Post google search:

    very tragic.

  301. EssBee Says:

    Very, I agree.

  302. justa J0e Says:

    LOL
    Who knew Shannon Hoon had grey hair down “there” !

  303. justa J0e Says:

    Okay.
    Our comedy and out tragedy are getting all co-mingled.
    Perhaps now would be a good time for those with finer sensibilities should sit down and fasten their seat belts.

  304. Cj Says:

    Clearly J0e isn’t talking about me. I have no sense or sensibility.

  305. EssBee Says:

    JOe, you might have just co-mingled more than comedy and tragedy!

    I do hope that with the new ‘do I will start being mistaken for celebrities (male or female, I’m fine either way – cough) who have not overdosed. At least not yet. I mean, I’ve lived to 37.75, I think I deserve it. Don’t you?

  306. Vanamonde Says:

    Just discovering Tower Defense games, one I’ve been playing recently on the phone is GeoDefense:

    http://toucharcade.com/2009/02/21/geodefense-a-retro-spin-on-tower-defense/

    Be warned though, it’s a tough nut to crack.

  307. EssBee Says:

    CP: Savage Love 128

    OMG – “terror eye”

  308. JohnBoze Says:

    36 “Face” tracks, but only 14 by song title. (Many of the rest are Pigface).

  309. ditto Says:

    CP: Remembrance Day — God Is An Astronaut
    http://www.last.fm/music/God+Is+an+Astronaut/_/Remembrance+Day

  310. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hey pan wuzzup

    not stopping by to play by play just trying to keep up with the community :)

    I’ve got food cooking away for tonights NCAA festivities, and Hugh is trying to get some work done. So I thought I would check in.

  311. EssBee Says:

    TSH!

  312. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    5 perfect albums???

    hmmmm…

    1. Pink Floyd The Wall
    2. Afghan Whigs- Gentlemen
    3. Twilight SIngers- Amber HEadlights
    4. Franz Ferdinand- Tonight
    5. New Order- Low Life

    (like I can stop at 5)

    6. Say Anything- is a real boy
    7. Sonic Youth- Evol
    8. Pixies- Surfer Rosa
    9. The Cure-Pornography
    10. Skinny Puppy- Too Dark PArk
    11. Skinny Puppy- Vivisect VI
    12. Project Pitchfork- Alpha Omega
    13. Ok Go – Oh no
    14. The BEastie Boys- the mix up
    15. Jesus Lizard- Goat

    ok.. *sigh* I’ll stop

  313. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    essbee!!

  314. EssBee Says:

    Go GREEN!

  315. Jack Mangan Says:

    nin – Pretty Hate Machine.
    The 5 major Pink Floyd albums.
    Zeppelin I, III, IV, Physical Graffiti, In Through the Out Door
    Metallica – Master of Puppets
    Mojave 3 – Ask Me Tomorrow
    Opeth – Watershed
    A Tribe Called Quest – The Low End Theory

    OK, I have to stop there.

  316. EssBee Says:

    CW: Jericho S1 finale

    Eeek!

  317. JohnBoze Says:

    Top fives are rough for this crowd, eh?

  318. ditto Says:

    We don’t follow instructions well. :)
    I like that.

  319. EssBee Says:

    Oh, you have GOT to be kidding me. THAT is how they ended the first season?!

  320. ditto Says:

    Ended what EssBee?

  321. EssBee Says:

    Jericho Season 1.

  322. ditto Says:

    Yeah. Bites big time.

  323. ditto Says:

    CP: Ghetto Love — Spinnerette

  324. ditto Says:

    Nite pan

  325. justa J0e Says:

    1) Pink Floyd “Dark Side Of The Moon”
    2) Peter Gabriel “So”
    3) Pink Floyd “The Wall”
    4) Joe Jackson “Look Sharp”
    5) The Alan Parsons Project – “Turn of a friendly card”.

    Special mention goes to -
    Rush “2112″
    Billy Joe “The Stranger”
    Eric Clapton “Rush” motion picture soundtrack.
    Dire Straights “Brothers in Arms”
    Heart “Magazine”
    Michael Penn “March”
    Sam Phillips “Martinis and Bikinis”

    Extra special “Oh so close” award – The Police “Zenyattà Mondatta” , “Ghost in the Machine” and “Synchronicity”

  326. Jack Mangan Says:

    “Mother” is the oddball on Synchronicity. . . . but it still deserves mention.

  327. Vanamonde Says:

    Morning Pan, I don’t know about perfect but 5 albums I’ve listened to a lot:

    Last Man on Earth – Loudon Wainwright III
    Heatbeat City – The Cars
    Out of the Blue – ELO
    Blue Aconite – Christine Collister
    Natural Light – Eric Bibb

  328. Nomad Scry Says:

    Out of everyone’s top fives, I have only two matching albums. That would be Jack’s Pretty Hate Machine and CJ’s Poe – Hello.

    I’ll have to go home and play with my collection a bit to remind myself of the perfect albums. Though I would bet that either Silence or Passenger by Tara MacLean would have to be one of them.

    I like this one.

  329. Ed from Texas Says:

    Well, I may also be on the odd end in having trouble coming up with five “perfect” albums. It seems just about everything I own either only has one or two decent songs, or else one or two that I just can’t play over and over.

    Let’s see what Mr. Itunes has to say…..

  330. Ed from Texas Says:

    Well, seek and I shall find. Helps that I’ve gone and rated all my Itunes tracks. In no particular order:

    Enya – Amarantine & A Day Without Rain
    Babylon 5 – Original TV Score
    Loreena McKennitt – The Book of Secrets
    Chess (Musical) Cast Recording
    Oingo Boingo – Dead Man’s Party
    Gnomusy – Ethereality
    Laura Branigan – Hold Me
    Genesis – Invisible Touch
    Yanni – Live at the Acropolis
    Warcraft II Game Score

    Well, looks like I could be Deadpan and break the rule of five as well.

  331. JohnBoze Says:

    Yeah, I’m not sure if I feel strongly enough to call anything perfect, but here’s a list, probably more mellow or poppy than the rest…

    NIN- Pretty Hate Machine
    Moxy Früvoüs- You Will Go to the Moon
    Blue Rodeo- Five Days in July
    Freedy Johnston- Can You Fly
    Blur- Parklife
    They Might Be Giants- Lincoln
    The Soviettes- LP
    Peach- Siesta
    REM- Document
    The Pogues- If I Should Fall From Grace With God
    The Odds- Neapolitan
    The Blue Up?- Cake and Eat It

  332. ditto Says:

    A lot of great albums have been listed. Some additional ones that I’d throw in are:
    Barenaked Ladies — Gordon
    AC/DC — Back in Black
    Depeche Mode — Violator
    Tragically Hip — Fully, Completely
    Kate Bush — Hounds of Love

  333. justa J0e Says:

    Can we also give an honorable mention to:

    The Lemonheads – “It’s a shame about Ray”
    The Beatles -”White Album”

  334. EssBee Says:

    Bob Marley and The Wailers – Legend
    Bruce Springsteen – The River
    Grateful Dead – American Beauty
    Jeff Buckley – Grace

  335. justa J0e Says:

    I think that The Lemonheads – “It’s a shame about Ray” may top my -

    “Best Album(s) you ever owned until some Douche bag stole from you” list.

  336. ditto Says:

    I’ll get that back to you Joe. Someday. ;)

  337. Cj Says:

    Men at Work “Business as Usual” is a pretty awesome album too.

  338. ditto Says:

    This will make Van very happy: A proper adaptation of Dick’s “Do Androids Dream of Electric Sheep”.
    http://io9.com/5201215/blade-runners-original-text-comes-to-comics

  339. JohnBoze Says:

    Okay, so I’m going to complain even though I know all the solutions. We buy cheap bread, wheat split top store brand. One step away from plain white bread.

    It smells bad. Not like bread. It actually smells like chemicals. I haven’t noticed previously but it’s really putting me off.

    I should probably either A- start buying better bread, preferably from a local establishment rather that the national conglomerate.

    Or B- start baking it at home. The damn bread machine hasn’t run since last christmas making roll dough.

  340. Ed from Texas Says:

    You know, I’ve made the mistake of buying some of that bread before. I’m sure that stuff must get imported from Mars, for it surely contains nothing of Earth origin.

  341. ditto Says:

    They don’t call it wonder because it is wonderful. ;)

    I never understood why people cut off the bread crust. That’s the best part! At least on good bread.

  342. ditto Says:

    CP: One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer — George Thorogood & The Destroyers

  343. JohnBoze Says:

    Of course, the main reason for buying the cheap stuff is that it is for the daycare, and like it or not, this is the bread that 3-6 year olds will eat. I understand Darcy even initially had trouble because the bread was not white. The complainers realized quickly enough what we already know, this is almost the same.

    And of course, it is cheaper to just use the same stuff as the daycare, and with my lovely 5% pay cut, bread is an easy corner to cut.

  344. ditto Says:

    “Everybody funny. Now you funny too.”

  345. ditto Says:

    Runchie time. I think I’ll go looking for wonton soup.

  346. EssBee Says:

    Mmmm, soup.

  347. justa J0e Says:

    *Tweet* On hold with my parents cable provider. Looking around here for a bottle of vodka.

  348. EssBee Says:

    *passes JOe vodka*

    CP: From Her To Eternity — Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds, a song that makes me kind of anxious.

  349. Vanamonde Says:

    Sounds good ditto.

    In my experience a lot of the cheap breads taste better toasted.

  350. justa J0e Says:

    Thanks!

    Seems the problem was computers that refused to do the correct thing because they know what SHOULD BE instead of what IS.
    Armed with that knowledge, I re-fed the system incorrect information and now everything is running smoothly.
    Frakin SkyNet.

  351. EssBee Says:

    Is that the bread that’s toasted? Or the eater of the bread?

  352. justa J0e Says:

    er… thanks for the Vodka not the cheep bread. Although I think you can make vodka from cheep bread. There’s a cheap trick to it.

  353. JohnBoze Says:

    EssBee, either should work, though individual mileages may vary.

  354. JohnBoze Says:

    JustaJoe, just try to avoid feeding in the “takeover of all military systems and wage war against humanity” data for a while yet…

  355. EssBee Says:

    The gays can now get married in Vermont. And Iowa. And of course Massachusetts and Connecticut.

    Wait, Iowa?

  356. ditto Says:

    Yep. Iowa.
    http://www.towleroad.com/2009/04/iowas-sen-gronstal-you-guys-dont-understand-youve-already-lost.html

  357. EssBee Says:

    Loved reading that, ditto, thanks! I couldn’t watch the video here, but will tonight.

  358. ditto Says:

    CP: Scream — Collective Soul

  359. EssBee Says:

    CP: I Hear Noises — Tegan & Sara

  360. justa J0e Says:

    やれやれ JB! You bet your @$# I covered our %#*!@ on that one.

  361. Rhettro Says:

    Wow, late for the party. I wish my musically exposure was greater than it actually is, then my list of “perfect” albums might carry a bit more weight. LOL Surprisingly, a lot on my list mirrors what everyone else said.

    The Beatles – “The White Album”
    Pink Floyd – “Wish You Where Here”
    Kate Bush – “Hounds of Love”
    Peter Gabriel – “US”
    Yes – “90125″

    Followed closely by:

    Bruce Dickinson – “The Chemical Wedding”
    Opeth – “Watershed”
    Nevermore – “Dreaming Neon Black”
    The Cars – “Candy-O”
    The Knack – “Get the Knack”

  362. ditto Says:

    CP: Swamp Song — Tool

  363. ditto Says:

    Hiya, Rhettro. Long time no see.

  364. justa J0e Says:

    Say, that Rhettro guy has fine taste in music!

  365. Rhettro Says:

    One would think so JOe, until they loaded my In Flames – “Whorical” CD. LOL

    Hey ditto, I’ve been up to my eyeballs in work at the office and at home. Although it looks like another slow period is coming up here at work. Hope everyone is doing well.

  366. Cj Says:

    Bread – Cheap bread is fail.

    I like my vodka and my bread to be of the best quality.

    Cheap Trick – Surrender. *swooon*

    I love that song.

  367. EssBee Says:

    Miss seeing you around, Rhettro!

    CP: Endless Cycle — Lou Reed

  368. Vanamonde Says:

    Theresa cheap brand in the UK called Sunblest..sticks to your teeth untoasted, but toasted..yum.

  369. Jack Mangan Says:

    JB, try dipping the cheap bread into the broth of your noodle cup.

  370. ditto Says:

    Ugh. I hate bread that sticks to your teeth. Good bread should not need to be toasted.

    CP: Wanted — Gravity Kills

  371. EssBee Says:

    Dipping chemical-scented wheat bread into a noodle cup might cause an explosion. Please wear goggles, JB.

  372. ditto Says:

    Speaking of chemical explosions…

    The Big Picture features Mt. Redoubt!
    http://www.boston.com/bigpicture/2009/04/alaskas_mount_redoubt.html

  373. ditto Says:

    An inspirational individual: Rita Levi-Montalcini
    http://www.nature.com/news/2009/090401/full/458564a.html

  374. Vanamonde Says:

    Sadly due to a genetic quirk I find crappy food tastes delicious and everything that is supposed to be good for you tastes like crap.

  375. Vanamonde Says:

    That goes DOUBLE for fooking salads.

    In my past life I was a dung beetle.

  376. Vanamonde Says:

    Possibly an interesting site if you are good with your hands:

    http://steampunkworkshop.com/

  377. EssBee Says:

    “fooking”

    hahahahaha

  378. EssBee Says:

    Wow, my job SUCKS.

  379. ditto Says:

    Well, you do work for Evil Inc. ;)

  380. Nomad Scry Says:

    Why doesn’t Amazon’s MP3 Downloads allow wishlisting?

  381. Jack Mangan Says:

    EssBee, try dipping the sucky job into the broth of your noodle cup.

  382. Cj Says:

    Broth of your noodle cup sounds so Dirty.

  383. marlodianne Says:

    Hey All,

    I lived.

    I am still in what the medical community calls “some discomfort”. At best, it feels like my insides are popping popcorn. And the popcorn is made of ball bearings.

    But I keep reminding myself that as far as my body is concerned I just suffered several major stab wounds.

    My sleep has been super broken and very messed up. I one point I *did* actually dream I was being disemboweled…

  384. Jack Mangan Says:

    Except for the part where you feel like hell — that’s wonderful news, Marlo. It’s great to hear from you. I hope the “some discomfort” fades quickly, and that you continue to feel better.

  385. marlodianne Says:

    Also, despite a surprise where he had to remove additional growths, my specialist said my surgery went “perfectly”.

    They got out all the bad bits, and I got to keep all the me bits.

    Recovery is expected to take months, but they are expecting “improvement”. Vague, much? :P

  386. marlodianne Says:

    Thanks, Jack. :)

    I don’t really feel celebratory yet. It’s early on,and I’m still very very ouchie.

    I was just so happy I woke up, and could come home to hug everybody again. Anything up from that is pure awesome.

  387. Vanamonde Says:

    Great news MD, fingers crossed it’s onwards an upwards for you.

  388. Vanamonde Says:

    not great news about the bad bits though

  389. EssBee Says:

    What a relief to hear from you, marlo!

  390. Rhettro Says:

    Sorry for the pain Marlo, but I’m elated by your good news. :)

  391. Ed from Texas Says:

    Well, any operation you can walk away from…..

    Glad to hear from you, MD.

  392. BrainWyrms » Blog Archive » Tuesday Podsumed Says:

    [...] Jack Mangan’s Deadpan Unshow Murphy [...]

  393. ditto Says:

    I’m hoping that things go well for MD for once. She certainly deserves it.

  394. Cj Says:

    MD, I hope your recovery is faster than expected and with a whole lot less pain. *hugs* your way.

  395. Nomad Scry Says:

    Huzzah for a successful secret mission, Marlo.

  396. Vanamonde Says:

    Morning Pan, a heartwarming story about a tough pooch:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/asia-pacific/7986816.stm

  397. Cj Says:

    Wow, Van. Cool story. Makes me miss my dog who was coincidentally a Queensland Heeler mixed with some wild Coyote – I could totally imagine her doing something crazy like that though. She was an insane dog and hated everyone, but me.

  398. Vanamonde Says:

    So I spied for the first time EVaR in the wild, somebody using a dedicated ebook reader (a Sony model I think).

    Let the trickle begin…

  399. Nomad Scry Says:

    Tough looking little dog.

  400. Vanamonde Says:

    400!

  401. Ed from Texas Says:

    Wait, people read?

  402. Vanamonde Says:

    Yeah, it’s a disgrace, they should play pacman clones on their PDAs.

  403. justa J0e Says:

    Morning pan.

    Me mum has one of those “Kindle” things. http://tinyurl.com/575xpd
    She loves it.

    IMHO – it is about the right amount of “tech” for her. Any more capability and she would be killing it with down loaded spam, or viruses or something.

  404. Amy Bowen Says:

    It’s marlodianne! I’m so glad to hear that you made it through! Hope you feel better soon! :-)

  405. EssBee Says:

    Morning, Deadpan!

    Off I go to tackle the day. Look out fooking day.

  406. WNDRWolf Says:

    Make sure you wear your pads Essbee.

  407. Vanamonde Says:

    The books are still overpriced sadly.

  408. justa J0e Says:

    Probably.

    What my mom is having fun with, is re-finding/reading short fiction from her past and those stories are apparently costing less then $1 (U.S.) each. So she has loaded up with a bunch of those.

    I see it as a “niche” device but apparently she fits the niche nicely.

  409. EssBee Says:

    CP: My Sisters and Brothers — Jerry Garcia

    This one goes out to all of you!

  410. EssBee Says:

    CP: Bucky Done Gun — M.I.A. (XL)

  411. JohnBoze Says:

    Mmm, I really love the chickpea.

  412. ditto Says:

    CP: Alive — Edwin

  413. EssBee Says:

    Foxy Brown is really NSFW. Every time a song comes up, I blush a little and hit skip as fast as I can.

    It is, though, one of my favorite albums from my partying days — good memories.

  414. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    EssBee: Get crackin get get crackin!

  415. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    CW (Currently Wearing): Suspenders for some reason.

  416. JohnBoze Says:

    …and nothing else?

  417. EssBee Says:

    Jeremy:

    Can I get control
    Do you like me vulnerable
    I’m armed and I’m equal
    More fun for the people

  418. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    JB, ummm….what exactly would they be attached to? The single is in the back not the front. EEK!

  419. ditto Says:

    CP: The Letter — BTO

    Kewl. JfS sighting.

  420. ditto Says:

    OMG: very funny
    http://xkcd.com/566/

  421. EssBee Says:

    HA!

    That’s how I feel about Heroes. Too bad they never made a second season.

  422. ditto Says:

    And Highlander. There only ever was the movie.

  423. jackmangan Says:

    Holy crap, I was just talking about my friend in Seattle last night – and he shows up.

  424. EssBee Says:

    CP: Leviticus: Faggot — Me’Shell Ndegeocello

  425. justa J0e Says:

    Dear Jack,
    Please talk about me tonight.
    I too, would like to show up.

    BFP,
    jaj

  426. jackmangan Says:

    J0e, I think you’ve arrived.

  427. jackmangan Says:

    And………. http://tvtropes.org/pmwiki/pmwiki.php/Main/BoobsOfSteel

  428. Vanamonde Says:

    Well that was illuminating.

    The next time I play Chun Li in Streetfighter 2 I will look at her in a whole new light.

    Cough

  429. EssBee Says:

    BoSFP

  430. Vanamonde Says:

    I’m forced to ask:

    ?

  431. EssBee Says:

    CP: Shake Down — Mary J. Blige and Usher

  432. EssBee Says:

    Boobs of Steel Face Plant, of course!

  433. ditto Says:

    lmao: Sekirei, which is best described as a “battle harem”, deals with an assortment of cute, scantily-clad girls duking it out. All of them appear to have the same breast size, which is “large”.

  434. ditto Says:

    BoSFP. Zounds! A recipe for injury! ;)

  435. Cj Says:

    The Mighty Mommy is being chastised on Twitter for posting a link:

    http://www.womensexpoaz.com/

    Seriously – who the heck didn’t think this through when they bought the domain?

    http://www.WomenSexpoAZ.com/ – IT IS NOT!

    It’s http://www.WomensExpoAZ.com/

    Ugh – my twitter followers are rebelling! Help! :)

  436. marlodianne Says:

    I really love this tool. It makes such pretty geek flowers:

    http://www.aharef.info/static/htmlgraph/

  437. Cj Says:

    Oooh MD. Cool! I put in http://jackmangan.com (didn’t we all?) and my daughter’s reaction was …

    “ooooh! cool! So pretty!”

  438. marlodianne Says:

    Weirdest graph it’s given me so far?

    Youtube.

  439. Vanamonde Says:

    Moderation in all things, including breast size.

  440. Cj Says:

    Moderation in all things – except Deadpan. An excess of Deadpan at all times for me.

  441. Vanamonde Says:

    CE: crunchies nut cornflakes with goats milk.

  442. Vanamonde Says:

    CW:In Treatment S2E3

  443. Cj Says:

    CE: 1/2 of a just baked cranberry-chocolate chip muffin. My daughter insisted that we had to bake them right now.

  444. EssBee Says:

    Van, do you like In Treatment? I love the actors, and watched S1, but haven’t set my DVR to pick up S2.

  445. Vanamonde Says:

    Certainly do Essbee, things have certainly changed this season, but I won’t spoil things for you.

  446. Vanamonde Says:

    So I’m off Good Friday, a day I will spend mostly avoiding crowds.

  447. Vanamonde Says:

    A little bit of classical:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=qOVwokQnV4M

    Used in the Hamlet ciggie ads in the UK.

  448. Vanamonde Says:

    ZP bets his street cred as he reviews the latest GTA game for the NDS:

    http://tinyurl.com/cgu5zo

  449. jackmangan Says:

    Speaking of moderation in all things, Cj’s Mighty Mommy Twitter-related post is free from murgatory.

  450. Cj Says:

    Thanks, Jack. I never even noticed that it didn’t post.

    In other news. I forgot to buy coffee filters. I hope I don’t wind up having a “Reality Bites” moment like Winona Ryder and toilet paper.

  451. ditto Says:

    Cj: domain names sometimes have unexpected… results, but if people are chastising you for that they really need to find something more productive to do with their time.

  452. EssBee Says:

    I’ll have to catch up, Van. Thanks for the tip.

    CW: Jericho S2, E2 on Netflix Instant.

  453. Cj Says:

    EssBee – How are you liking Jericho? We loved it immensely.

  454. Rhettro Says:

    Wait, there’s a woman’s sexpo in AZ? Why haven’t I heard about this?

  455. EssBee Says:

    I really enjoyed Season 1. Season 2 so far is nice and dark, just the way I like my shows! I know it ends before they wanted it to, so I’m nervous about plot resolutions.

  456. EssBee Says:

    Wait . . . women’s sexpo?

  457. jackmangan Says:

    Sexpan?

  458. Cj Says:

    EssBee – Yeah. People are still petitioning to bring it back, but it’s not happening.

  459. EssBee Says:

    Jack Mangan’s Sexpan. Sexpan is the sway.

  460. Cj Says:

    Jack Mangan’s Sexpan. Where do I sign up?

    …. oops did I say that out loud? :oops:

  461. Ed from Texas Says:

    I wonder how Amy’s going to work that one into the Questors storyline :)

  462. EssBee Says:

    Dream sweet, Deadpan. See ya on the other side.

  463. ditto Says:

    CP: Blood Bank — Bon Iver

  464. Amy Bowen Says:

    LOL… I’m afraid the Questors storyline is already worked out.

    Night, Pan, off to sweet dreams I go…

    (CP: Devo – Patterns)

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