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  1. Cj Says:

    Yay! It’s here!

  2. Vanamonde Says:

    Jetpac

  3. Vanamonde Says:

    Cj was quickest on the F5 draw!

    ;)

  4. Nomad Scry Says:

    Merph. I was reading a bit on fearnet from Joss talking about the magic episode 13. I did not understand.

  5. Nomad Scry Says:

    aha!

  6. Nomad Scry Says:

    un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un un

    I think that’s thirty five.

  7. Nomad Scry Says:

    Heh. The bot didn’t like my rendition of ‘un.’

  8. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan!

    CP: PC Gamer Podcast

  9. JohnBoze Says:

    Aaaaaaand the Deadpan is back. Looked like an Effpiem-wide outage, no?

  10. JohnBoze Says:

    Mornin’ TEB!

  11. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    A very strange video my hubby showed me

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4

  12. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Creamcicle?

  13. JohnBoze Says:

    “Full beers,” Jack walked over to the bar where Joe was buffing away with a bar towel.

    Joe looked up, “What was that?” and then as an afterthought, “Nice legs.”

    “You’d do better with full beers, or at least mugs of water, better weight to them.”

    “Yeah, I guess.”

    “Frosty mug would help too, I bet. It should be illegal to get this hot up in the mountains.”

    “I hear ya. Typically isn’t this bad.”

  14. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Creamcicle!

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=io8nM4r6kSw

  15. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    You do a google search on creamcicle and this is the first thing that pops up. Somehow I find it disturbing

    http://misterdiplomat.files.wordpress.com/2008/07/creamsicle.jpg

  16. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Even Thor eats creamcicles

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_Gd8NBIma-zo/R32lmhu5djI/AAAAAAAACQk/L98fjM4h1tw/s400/creamsicle.JPG

  17. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Who will be the first to record themselves eating a creamcicle for the DP? (Don’t look at me, I’m more of a Del-Monte fruit-cicle person).

  18. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Enough creamcicles

    Here’s a bacon gun instead

    http://www.thisisfreakingridiculous.com/tifr/2009/4/13/ba-k-47.html

  19. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Or, bacon cutting through a pan

    http://www.popsci.com/bacon

  20. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Whether or not these are iconic is arguable, but they are time wasters

    http://www.urlesque.com/2009/04/07/the-100-most-iconic-internet-videos/

  21. Cj Says:

    TEB – The video – Quite popular with some of my men friends. Someone actually arranged the magnets on my front door (I have alphabet magnets there) so they were something like

    JZ IN MY PANTS

    As a matter of fact … I have found a photo of the incident:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/lovelongandprosper/3447728708/

  22. Cj Says:

    Good Morning, Pan.

    Up and *yawn* at em.

  23. Cj Says:

    The picture of the little girl gymnasts is so entirely inappropriate there are simply no words … Ugh.

  24. JohnBoze Says:

    Just then a small man burst through the front door of the bar. He paused a long moment, looking back out into the blinding sunshine, searching, then let the door fall closed. As he stepped up to the bar, Jack and Joe could see that he was panting and sweating profusely.

    “She’s-” he paused, gasped, took a deep breath. “She’s coming! I need to hide it! Please!”

    Jack looked to Joe, gave a little shrug. The small man placed a small black cube on the bar. “It needs to be hidden very well, or she will detect it.” Joe peered at the cube. “Hurry!” The man nearly shouted, in exasperation.

    Joe shrugged back at Jack, then pulled out the stepladder. “I’ll put it on the top shelf. Hmm, it’s heavy!” Joe hefted the leaden box up and pushed it into the cache hole.

    “It can’t be that simple!” the man panted, though he was regaining his breath by now.

    “Trust me,” said Jack. “That spot has hidden more than you’d believe in the recent past.”

  25. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning CJ

  26. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    What Has that spot hidden in the past, JB? G’s?

    :lol:

  27. cynful Says:

    Hi pan, long time no lurk…..

    I scanned through and didn’t see any links or talk about this…. http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/04/14/amazon_book_delisting/

    I first saw it on P.W. Thoughts?

    Sorry if this is a repeat topic

    CP: Tom Petty “Don’t Do Me Like That”

  28. EssBee Says:

    Yay, Deadpan is back!

    Morning, all!

  29. EssBee Says:

    Hey, cynful – long time, no see!

    I think the amazon.com thing is curious, but am choosing to think the best (i.e., that it was a glitch). It’s been kind of a rough week to be gay, from my perspective, so I just couldn’t stand it if amazon.com was out to get me!

  30. Cj Says:

    Oh – and – well… a new Love Long and Prosper was also released last night, as Ed has discovered.

    http://www.lovelongandprosper.com/podcast/?p=206

  31. Vanamonde Says:

    Cynful, as I mentioned on FB, I wonder if the glitch had happened with SF&F it would have went unreported.

  32. ditto Says:

    Present and accounted for, sah!

  33. Vanamonde Says:

    You know in regards to TNG, I can remember hating Wesley but not Tasha Yar…where does the hate for TY come from?

    discuss..

  34. ditto Says:

    Congrats to everyone for the comment count on the last ep!

  35. ditto Says:

    Van: Bad actress? I don’t know.

    I didn’t like either Wesley or Tasha, but I certainly didn’t hate them. The fandom can be unjustifiably harsh sometimes.

  36. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Van, Cynful, EssBee, etc, etc.

    I was never a TY fan. I actually liked Wesley more than her. I can’t really give a good reason why. She just never clicked for me.

    Now back to scanning photos. Presently doing wedding pictures. I wore black to my own wedding.

  37. ditto Says:

    And speaking of fandom, I don’t mind a good zombie story from time to time, but really don’t understand the fervor surrounding zombies. So, it’s unlikely I’ll every read Pride and Prejudice and Zombies.
    http://www.avclub.com/articles/pride-and-prejudice-and-zombies,26559/

  38. Cj Says:

    Denise Crosby’s acting was pretty bad. I don’t personally have any Tasha hate – but since I am watching TNG through for the third time, I have to say that her lines (as well as many others’) simply were horrible. It’s not entirely her fault.

  39. Cj Says:

    And good morning now to EssBee, ditto, TEB, Cynful, again to Van, NS, and of course, JB who made me laugh out loud first thing this morning with

    ‘Joe looked up, “What was that?” and then as an afterthought, “Nice legs.”’

  40. cynful Says:

    It’s interesting because the focus has been on the LBT&G community but this effects even Health books and classic literature. One book mentioned in previous articles “Our Bodies, Ourselves” and authors Anais Nin, J.D. Salinger, Eugenides and Khalid Hossein.

    And I do think this would get attention if it was the SF&F community because it is amazing how powerful those authors can be and the community that supports them….. look around at all these amazing people.

    Okay…. endrant.

  41. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    ditto, it was the Onion headline it the background that grabbed my eye more than the book itself ;)

  42. cynful Says:

    cp: Joan Jett & the Blackhearts “Do You Want to Touch Me”

  43. Cj Says:

    The first cup of coffee is starting to take effect.

    I’ve packed my darling hubby his lunch (though he’s still snoring away in bed *jealous*), fed my kids breakfast, taken my vitamins, and even indulged in a nice toasty Eggo waffle myself.

    I’m toying with the idea of taking the kids on a little hike around The Riparian Preserve to see some birds this morning. http://www.riparianinstitute.org

  44. ditto Says:

    Didn’t feel like talking about the amazon mess since it is well covered elsewhere.

    Back to the TNG fun! :)

  45. Cj Says:

    Or… I’ll just go grocery shopping because really, one cannot live on Red Vines, Robin’s Eggs, and coffee alone…

    Will wait until I’m well into my 2nd cup of coffee before I decide today’s fate.

  46. Cj Says:

    ditto, you wanna talk about Star Trek? Cuz if you do… I’m your girl! ;)

  47. ditto Says:

    TEB: The AV Club is not a parody site, unlike The Onion. This book really exists.

  48. ditto Says:

    Secret TNG conspiracy: Data had Tasha killed off to cover-up their indiscretion. ;)

  49. ditto Says:

    CP: Black Cat — Ladytron

  50. EssBee Says:

    CP: Yesterday’s Rachel Maddow Show

    The teabagging jokes still aren’t old.

  51. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    ditto, I knew that. I actually saw the book in our local book store.

    As for the TY discussion. I liked her better once she became a Romulan (spoiler alert?)

  52. ditto Says:

    TEB: Silly me going assuming things again. ;)

    And I agree, she was much better as a Romulan. And even when she reprised Tasha in the Enterprise C/D episode. I think by then the show had better direction and she decided to have fun with her new roles. I wish they did more episodes with her Romulan character.

  53. Vanamonde Says:

    DS9 was my fav of the new ST series though, especially when they moved away from the goody twoshoe image of Star Fleet.

  54. ditto Says:

    For amusement: I used the “I’m feeling lucky” with the word “Mangan” and got:
    http://www.manganinc.com/

  55. ditto Says:

    I preferred B5 to DS9. DS9 only got better towards the end, imo.

  56. ditto Says:

    CP: Money Changes Everything — Cyndi Lauper

  57. Cj Says:

    ditto is listening to Cyndi *swoooon*

  58. ditto Says:

    Oooooohhhhhhhhh. Great rock pictures. :)
    http://www.guardian.co.uk/environment/gallery/2009/apr/08/geology?picture=345700282

  59. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    google.ca gave me this for feeling lucky “mangan”

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Mangan

  60. ditto Says:

    Yep. I like *all* kinds of music.

  61. ditto Says:

    We must invade and conquer Manganland for the good of all Mangandom!
    TO ARMS!!!!

  62. Cj Says:

    I haven’t watched DS9 yet. I’m looking forward to it!

    I’ve seen all of the Original Series once through, the first season of Voyager, and I’m on my third way through TNG. Just coming to the end of the 1st season there.

    Oh, and I did watch all of Enterprise, which unlike most people, I really enjoyed.

  63. Cj Says:

    Me too, ditto, me too!

  64. ditto Says:

    Where’s the small arms locker?
    These wet noodles won’t scare anyone!

  65. ditto Says:

    Is a noodle from Canada a Kanudle?

  66. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Enterprise crew must get paid. There are some jobs on there I couldn’t see people wanting to do for free, even if it means travelling in space (red shirt?)

  67. JohnBoze Says:

    A deep rumble filtered into the room from the street outside, getting slowly louder. “She’s here!” The little man’s breathing quickly un-recovered, and he began looking frantically about the room.

    Jack took the man firmly by the shoulder. “We can hide downstairs, you wouldn’t fit in the cache with your cube.” He looked to Joe. “We’ll be in the keg room, keeping cool.”

    The rumble grew even louder as Jack and the man went downstairs, then cut off suddenly. Joe put on a bar apron, and began to polish the bar. Bright sunlight flooded in from outside, and he could at first only see her silhouette, tall and sleek. The door fell shut and her footsteps rang through the quiet bar. She was clad in motorcycle leathers, impossibly tight and leaving very little to Joe’s fevered imagination. She had a body by DC and a face by Marvel, thought Joe.

    She looked down at him with an expression that somehow mixed condescendence and amusement, with just a drop of pity. “I am the Ambassador.” She sniffed deeply. “Where is the box?”

  68. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I liked Enterprise, CJ. However I admit I liked the last season best. That seems to be when they decided to let go and have fun.

  69. JohnBoze Says:

    “And even when she reprised Tasha in the Enterprise C/D episode.”

    When did they do a crossdressing episode?

  70. ditto Says:

    You don’t remember Data in a dress, do you JB? ;)

  71. JohnBoze Says:

    Jack shivered a bit and folded his arms, looking across at the sweating, nearly-hyperventilating man. “Okay, let’s get some answers. Who are you, who is she, what is the box and why are you here?”

    The man swallowed hard, and attempted to bring his breathing back under control. “I’m Dr. John Boze,” he said in a small voice. “She calls herself ‘The Ambassador.’ The box is my experiment, and I’m desperately trying to hide it from her, but she keeps tracking me down.”

  72. ditto Says:

    That list bit made me laugh JB. Hide the box. ;)

  73. ditto Says:

    I’m starting to feel like something crawled into my lungs and died. Not pleasant, especially since I have to travel tomorrow.

  74. Ed from Texas Says:

    Huzzah! Deadpan Lives!

  75. Ed from Texas Says:

    Overall, I think Star Trek, on television anyway, peaked during the late seasons of DS9. Voyager had it’s moments, but could never really escape the whole “Gilligan’s Island in Space” concept.

    Enterprise stumbled to early. My wife watched all of it and I came back during the fourth season. I really would have liked to have seen in continue as they were coming along well by then. But, I think the verdict had already been given.

  76. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Malcolm was too much of a whiner for me to really like him. But I admit I wouldn’t kick either Connor Traneer or Scott Bacula our of my bed ;)

    My husband has a T’Pol Christmas tree ornament :)

  77. JohnBoze Says:

    The woman bent down, looking directly into Joe’s eyes. Her eyes are brilliant green, thought Joe, then…

    “I am the Ambassador, but you may call me Amelia.”

    Joe’s mind buzzed. “Amelia?”

    “And soon you will call me ‘Mistress!’”

    Joe blinked and the fuzziness faded away. “Uh, I think you may have me confused with my friend C.A.”

    “What? This is not possible. I smell the box. It is here, but it is everywhere, and you should be enthralled by me!”

  78. Cj Says:

    *giggling uncontrollably* C.A. LOL tee hee

  79. Cj Says:

    TEB – True.. Scott Bakula=YUMMY and I didn’t think much of Malcolm Reed until I was at the Star Trek con in 2007 and Dominic Keating walked right past me and stopped to offer me a big smile – I was just staring and he blushed and smiled more… I immediately fell in love.. In real life, he’s just delicious!

  80. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    He was also a vampire in an episode of Buffy. I remember we were rewatching it once and my husband and I saw him and both piped up “Hey, that’s Malcolm!”

  81. JohnBoze Says:

    “I’d been increasingly fearful of what my measurements have been telling me about reality.”

    “Reality?”

    “It isn’t. I can say that firmly at this point.”

    “Isn’t?”

    “Right. We are living in an unreal universe. All around us is fiction.”

    “Are you really a doctor?”

    “No, the title just gets me laid.”

    “Oh, thought so.”

    “Yes, I’m really a doctor, and yes, this reality is not.”

    “So what is the box?”

    “Once my suspicions were 99 percent confirmed, I developed it to prove the last one percent. It works by concentrating the fictional vorticies in a localized spatiotemporal region.”

    “‘vorticies in a localized…’ Is this all true?”

    “Sort of. If you’d been paying attention just now you’d see that truth is fiction.”

    “My head is starting to hurt.”

    “That’ll happen.”

  82. Vanamonde Says:

    ..and before Buffy and Enterprise, he was in a comedy show called Desmonds:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Desmond’s

  83. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Holding Back the Years – Simply Red

  84. JohnBoze Says:

    “What is this place?” the tall woman was becoming demanding, whipping her head back indignantly, which caused her blonde tresses to arc backward, yet land in perfect array.

    “This is the Deadpan. Jack Mangan’s Deadpan.”

    “I will return, Jack Mangan. And I will have that box!” She turned and strode to the door. Joe watched her go. Really, couldn’t help himself, as this view was just as intriguing as when she entered.

  85. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Katherine, Kiss Me – Franz Ferdinand

  86. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Molly’s Chamber – Kings of Leon.

  87. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Well, I need to buy a new pair of work-out runners. Maybe I’ll have lunch at the mall at the same time.

    Later, Pan!

  88. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Turning Japanese – The Vapors

    Yeah I know but it’s one of my fav songs.

  89. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Big Yellow Taxi – Amy Grant

  90. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Cecilia – Simon and Garfunkel

  91. JohnBoze Says:

    “Well, the box is perfectly safe. The top shelf of this bar has it’s own pocket universe, as far as we can tell. Joe put it in there.” The small man grew pale and still. “What? It’s perfectly safe, I assure you…”

    “He couldn’t have!”

    “Well, sure it seems that way, given my understanding up till now of reality, but after what you just told me…”

    “No! I mean he couldn’t have, based on my calculations, inserted the box into a subset spatiotemporal reality construct.”

    “Uh, well, I can’t say it that multisyllabically, but, yeah. He did.”

  92. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Aganju: – Bebel Gilberto

  93. Ed from Texas Says:

    CP: Something the Boy Said – Sting

  94. EssBee Says:

    CP: American Dream — Lucinda Williams

    Last time I saw you, you had dirt under your nails
    Your eyes were glassy and you looked so pale
    You said my life has become a livin’ hell
    Ain’t got enough money to pay my bills

    Everything is wrong
    Everything is wrong

    Got a friend with a needle stuck in his arm
    He got hooked on heroin in Vietnam
    It used to help kill the pain some of the time
    Now I can’t sleep at all since I got back home

    I worked in the strip mines off and on
    Now I can’t seem to get rid of this cough
    Ain’t been many jobs these last few months
    And the last one I had I got laid off

    I ain’t got no hot water and they shut off the heat
    Can you loan me some money for something to eat
    Been out here on this corner for about a week
    Tryin hard to stand on my own two feet

    They want to try and tell me where I can live
    They kicked me off my land and told me they’d give me
    A nice little tract house with running water
    But how am I gonna explain that to my Navajo mother

    My American dream almost came true
    But the things they promised me never came through
    I believe in the American dream
    But things are never quite what they seem

    Everything is wrong
    Everything is wrong
    Everything is wrong
    Everything is wrong

  95. EssBee Says:

    I would be much happier if I had a creamsicle.

  96. ditto Says:

    CP: I’m A Loser — The Beatles

  97. ditto Says:

    Comments about creamsicles and songs about masturbation on the same episode. Truly awesome. ;)

  98. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Back from spending money, again. Had a bacon cheese dog for lunch, yum

    CJ, next time we’re on Skype at the same time, ring me. I want to talk to you about something (nothing evil so don’t worry :) )

  99. Cj Says:

    TEB – I’m eternally on Skype. I’ll look for you now.

  100. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: The Guitar Man – Bread

  101. Vanamonde Says:

    It’s at moments like that I wished I worked for the NSA and could tap into that TEB/Cj skype conversation…

  102. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: You Ain’t Seen Nothing Yet – Bachman-Turner Overdrive

  103. ditto Says:

    So, so true:
    http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/03/funny-pictures-cat-ate-your-food-while-you-were-gone.jpg

  104. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Wide Boy – Nik Kershaw

  105. ditto Says:

    So, the Crusade for Manganland is not going well.

    I guess that just means we need a ManganCon.

  106. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Gold – Spandau Ballet

  107. ditto Says:

    Via Scalzi:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DDpKx4w_NIc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwhatever.scalzi.com%2F&feature=player_embedded

    Good Advice. :)

  108. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    As I’ve said before, I’ll be in Arizona in Sept. How many can we get together?

  109. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Green Onions – Booker T & the MG’s

  110. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: That’s Entertainment – The Jam

  111. ditto Says:

    Playoff standings

    Rangers 1 – Caps 0
    Devils 1 – Canes 0
    Pens 1 – Flyers 0

    Canucks 1 – Blues 0

  112. ditto Says:

    TEB: Maybe we should start arranging an informal ManganCon in September. Probably best done through email.

  113. Amy Bowen Says:

    JohnBoze: LOL! I seem to have coined a term. :-D And yes, these Effpiem-wide outages are getting annoying. I keep having to wait until later in the day on Thursday for my new Deadpan.

    My appearance in the Deadpan Bar stories has come!!!!! I’m so excited!!! I look forward to what comes next! I love what you’ve done with this story arc, by the way. I’m a huge fan of stories involving alternate dimensions/universes/realities/etc., which is why I loved Really Big Things so much. :-)

  114. Amy Bowen Says:

    TEB, ditto: I agree. If you start planning, please keep me in the loop. I may be able to wrangle a trip out to AZ to see everybody.

  115. Amy Bowen Says:

    Adding to an earlier discussion: I followed Enterprise during its third and fourth seasons. I enjoyed them, the fourth more than the third. I think I would have enjoyed them more if I had actually seen TOS, instead of just reading all about it. (I’ve only seen bits and pieces here and there.)

  116. Vanamonde Says:

    Ah not me TEB, too hot and too many BIG spiders.

    CP: Going Underground – Rostok Vampires

  117. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Sure, ditto. My plans are pretty much set for The Sept long weekend anyway. I’ll be at the Tempe Mission Palms. So if anybody else wants to hook up, just let me know (via e-mail is fine).

  118. Vanamonde Says:

    IT’s one of the reasons I prefer the cold.

  119. ditto Says:

    Given September is far enough in advance, I might be able to swing the time and $$ to manage that.

  120. Vanamonde Says:

    Cluck, cluck!

    Yup that’s me…

  121. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Make Me Smile (Come Up and See Me) – Steve Harley and Cockney Rebel

  122. ditto Says:

    2 minutes for unsportsmanlike conduct.

  123. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Fisherman’s Daughter – The Waifs

  124. EssBee Says:

    Me too. Arizona is easy to get to for me.

  125. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I don’t want to hear about spiders, Van. I’m the type that, if I see a spider, I run to the other room and scream at my husband to kill it.

    Whereupon he will capture the spider and take it outside. Leading to many (not actual) arguments about how evil that is because the spider will just find its way back inside.

  126. ditto Says:

    Scalzi’s take on “Battlefield Earth”.
    http://blogs.amctv.com/scifi-scanner/2009/04/john-travolta-battlefield-earth.php

    My favorite part: “A million monkeys with a million crayons would be hard-pressed in a million years to create anything as cretinous as Battlefield Earth.”

    Yep. It’s bad. Real bad.

  127. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Mighty Storm – The Duhks

  128. Cj Says:

    Van, I’ll protect you..

    And as for the TEB/Cj Skype chat – it was quite titillating! ;)

  129. ditto Says:

    CP: Shut Your Mouth — Garbage

  130. ditto Says:

    I’ll be in my bunk.

  131. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Mockingbird – Allison Moorer

  132. Vanamonde Says:

    Time for a cold shower.

  133. ditto Says:

    Must… resist… comment…

  134. EssBee Says:

    Down, boys of Deadpan!

    So, ladies, let’s hear about this call, shall we?

  135. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Most of the conversation centered around how CJ likes to make herself pretty for Jack ;)

  136. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Done – Beth Thornley

  137. Cj Says:

    Nah. Why ruin the mystique?

  138. Cj Says:

    Oh, did I say that? See, and here I thought we talked way more about the uses of sour cream.

  139. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Worms – Beth Orton

  140. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    that’s true too, CJ. Sour cream and oranges :D

  141. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Right Back to Where We Started From – Maxine Nightingale

  142. Cj Says:

    I’m leaving the house as soon as my daughter’s bus comes to take her to school. Grocery and dollar store runs are badly needed.

  143. Vanamonde Says:

    I’m sizzling here!

    cough

  144. JohnBoze Says:

    I’ve got more! Though it is still all “upstairs” at the moment…

    Glad to see this gets the Ambassador’s stamp of approval. Not going to comment too much “in process,” (though that is exactly what this style affords) but “Amelia the Ambassador” in the bar is not exactly nice. She may be a statuesque badass, but she is the antagonist, probably not purple-eye evil… There were elements I had some concern over.

  145. Cj Says:

    Pinky, tells us a story!

  146. Vanamonde Says:

    Well I’m now going to lose all my deadpan cred.

    CP: D.I.S.C.O – Ottawan

  147. ditto Says:

    Narf!

  148. Vanamonde Says:

    I even have that one on 45.

    cough

  149. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Ballroom Blitz – Sweet

  150. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Wonderful Life – Black

  151. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Good Tradition – Tanita Tikaram

  152. Jack Mangan Says:

    Melted orange creamsicles FTW.

  153. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    With sour cream, Jack?

  154. Cj Says:

    Jack is welcome to all of my creamsicle.

  155. Cj Says:

    My daughter’s bus is 20 minutes late so far.

  156. Amy Bowen Says:

    JB: I don’t mind being cast as the antagonist. It’s something different for me. I’m not anywhere near as statuesque in real life as I am in your story, but I’m flattered by it.

  157. Cj Says:

    OK, late bus finally arrived. I’m off to the store!

  158. ditto Says:

    Oooooh I want a chicken.
    Yeah, I want a chicken.

  159. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Daughter currently on the phone to the insurance company. Sure is a lot of work to move out of your parents house.

  160. ditto Says:

    I don’t agree with this guy about BSG & Moore lying to us:
    http://www.tor.com.vhost.zerolag.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=blog&id=20954

    I much prefer character driven stories, and I do see some of his points. However, his article comes off as a self-righteous tirade. I think his anger is clouding his judgment, even if he’s entitled to his opinion.

  161. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    CP: Brainstuff

  162. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I think he’s trying to put too much into a simple TV show, ditto.

  163. Vanamonde Says:

    My downloads over iTunes are always bloody slow…grrrrrr!

  164. ditto Says:

    TEB: I agree. When he starts throwing around “betrayal to the fans” when talking about TV show writing, well… I just feel like telling him to lighten up.

  165. Vanamonde Says:

    It’s only make believe…

  166. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I agree, Van. i-tunes is only make believe :)

  167. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Well, I have house work to do. Then butts to kick.

    Til tomorrow, Pan!

  168. ditto Says:

    I believe.
    I believe.

  169. Jack Mangan Says:

    Some folks do develop deep attachments to their favorite franchises – especially in Sci-Fi fandom.

  170. ditto Says:

    Rabid SciFi fans are pretty much exactly the same as rabid sports fans.

  171. ditto Says:

    170

  172. ditto Says:

    Woot! Jack read a comment of mine!!!

  173. ditto Says:

    Not sure how much you’ll hear from me until next week.
    Until then, stay frosty. Stay Deadpan!

  174. EssBee Says:

    Take good care, ditto!

  175. Vanamonde Says:

    I would agree with you with the exception of Bladerunner.

    /whistles innocently.

  176. Cj Says:

    Have a good week, ditto.

  177. Cj Says:

    I’m home from shopping. I forgot to buy bread. DOH!
    (not bread dough- Bread, Doh!)

    I didn’t buy any creamsicles either…

    hm. I did buy milk, soda, and lunch meat and this bar of soap that smells pretty good.

    I’m lured by pretty smells.

  178. Jack Mangan Says:

    Hmmm, ditto and TEB both left at about the same time….

  179. Cj Says:

    Very suspicious, indeed.

  180. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Good afternoon pan :)

    I have some very Deadpan news

    Silversun Pickups (a great band by the way) has just put out a new album this week entitled: Swoon

    I think they may have written this album for me :)

  181. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    wait wait wait

    is ditto cheating on me with Bunny???

    How come I wasn’t invited?????

  182. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    awwwww… I was listening to toonage while typing here and a Jack Mangan toon shuffled on :)

    my iTunes knows me.. its a little scary sometimes how it picks up my actions/mood

    I am at 1 with my Mac

  183. Ed from Texas Says:

    Wow, so much chatter and now silence…..like the sound of one hand clapping.

  184. Ed from Texas Says:

    Well, here’s something for when you guys come back in the morning. Some of these are just brilliant:

    http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4317284&cpp=1

  185. Amy Bowen Says:

    Hi there.

    I’ve been writing a bunch today. I made a little progress on my ‘07 NaNovel today. What a massive, tangled morass of plot threads and motivations it is. It’s like opening an old jewelry box to find all your old necklaces tangled together in a ball. You can’t even see how many you have or what they are, let alone start untangling and separating them. I still had some fun writing, though.

  186. ditto Says:

    Haven’t quite left yet, and now that my computer is alive again, I thought I’d share this music find: Shiny Toy Guns’ version of “Major Tom” that is being used in the new Lincoln commercial.
    http://www.lincoln.com/extras/asset/majortom.zip

  187. Amy Bowen Says:

    Good night, Pan.

  188. Ed from Texas Says:

    Good night, Amy. I really shouldn’t be up this late, either.

    Alas, I’m geeking out over a new Geotagging tool I’ve discovered.

  189. Ed from Texas Says:

    Alright, I’m sending myself to bed now. Work still beckons in about six hours. I am getting to old to get away with that little sleep anymore.

  190. jackmangan Says:

    Good night, Ed, Amy, Johnboy, Kings of Maine, Mush.

  191. Vanamonde Says:

    Morning Pan, tis the season to be grey.

    Some stunning wildlife photos from a Sony comp:

    http://www.newscientist.com/gallery/dn16648-sony-world-photography-awards-2009

  192. Nomad Scry Says:

    Morning Van.

    Super moody today. Gah.

  193. Nomad Scry Says:

    The guy on Tor talking about BSG is a little hyper, eh? He’s wrong that the narrative voice has to tell the truth. It’s hard to an unreliable narrator that doesn’t destroy the tale, but it can be used to good effect. I just wish I could think of the examples I’ve read. Stupid useless memory.

  194. Nomad Scry Says:

    Damn. Those wildlife photos are impressive. I have to pass them on to my wife. She’ll probably be jealous and deride them. Heh.

  195. Ed from Texas Says:

    Yes, the BSG rant was a humorous read. Why is it that atheists seem more likely to assume that “God” was behind Starbuck and the Head characters? From the way it played out, it seems it could have as likely been an advanced alien race such as the Vorlons or the Ascended ones from Stargate.

    I think Moore and company left it open ended enough for each viewer to have their own preference of belief.

    And the ranter really doesn’t understand “Deus ex Machina”.

  196. Ed from Texas Says:

    But, enough of BSG. It is finished.

    Here’s today’s Haiku theme challenges. Pick one or pick them all:

    Fruit
    British Sci-Fi
    Card Games
    Sea creatures

    Run, imagination, run.

  197. Ed from Texas Says:

    Hmm, my haiku rules post didn’t come through for some reason.

  198. Vanamonde Says:

    Well as a non believer, it looked to me like a VR sim with the programmer messing around.

  199. Nomad Scry Says:

    Ed lost a postie too. Now we’re gonna get fines from the FCC and Timberlake will claim it wasn’t scripted and…

  200. Nomad Scry Says:

    I’m an unbeliever… and I love mythology. So I don’t have a problem with the religious aspects, even at the end. What bothered me was the poor pacing and the answers that weren’t delivered. I can ignore the way everyone fell out of character at the very end simply because I don’t see any way to wrap it up from where they were without extending the story for a few more episodes. Some things had to be dropped.

    What bothered me was the way that everytime I started to become emotionally invested in a scene, it changed tone. For instance, the whole opera scene… I was getting seriously excited, this is it, what is it going to mean… oh.

    It meant nothing. Great, now I’m emotionally conflicted, i.e. ANGRY.

    Heh.

    I like subtle stories that don’t bludgeon me. Show me how she loves him, don’t just have her saying it over and over again. On the other hand, give me something to work with. Don’t promise me an explanation and then don’t deliver. I’m referring to Kara and the head*s. There is NO explanation for Kara, just speculation from the viewers. And the “angels”… Head*six literally held Baltar up at one point and there is nothing about her being an angel that in any way explains how that happened or what it meant. I don’t care, fine, she’s an angel. What the hell did that mean?

    Hm. I was going to save that up for a BrainWyrm, but… well, here it is.

  201. Nomad Scry Says:

    Oh crap. Erm. SPOILERS!!!!

    S*P*O*I*L*E*R*S*!*!*!*!

  202. EssBee Says:

    200

    Morning, Deadpan!

  203. EssBee Says:

    I was out later than I like last night entertaining Evil, Inc. folks. Then I couldn’t sleep. Now I have a headache.

    /whining

  204. Nomad Scry Says:

    Good Morning EssBee. Drink water for the headache?

  205. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Deadpan!

    Last night was very nice, in which ditto and I overcame several hundred miles and our respective spouses to feed the Deadpan rumor mill :)

  206. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    CP: Brainstuff

  207. Vanamonde Says:

    It doesn’t take much to feed the deadpan rumour mill TEB.

    At least nobody mentioned baby oil…

  208. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    How about cooking oil?

  209. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    CP: Stuff you missed in history class

  210. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    CP: Tech Stuff

  211. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Whipped cream is even better ;)

  212. Ed from Texas Says:

    CP: HDTV podcast

  213. EssBee Says:

    TEB and ditto! Creamsicles and Whhhipped cream. It must be Friday.

    I’m drinking water, Nomad — it has a lot of coffee in it, though. Does that count?

  214. WNDRWolf Says:

    Morning…

    Does anyone here know who John Bell is?

  215. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    *sigh*

    I tried

  216. ditto Says:

    Son of Mr. Bell?

  217. ditto Says:

    Morning.

  218. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    ditto! my secret lover!

  219. Vanamonde Says:

    A physicist.

  220. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    CP: The Hot Spot

  221. ditto Says:

    Secrets are fun!

  222. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    So secret even I didn’t know about it.

  223. Vanamonde Says:

    Obviously ditto is that quick.

    Cough

  224. Rhettro Says:

    Christina Scabbia’s is rocking my world this morning.

    S.O.S.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8WHEqpoADTY

    Our Truth
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nDaDtHMgVxM

  225. Nomad Scry Says:

    EssBee – piff!
    Wolf – Fringe on your mind?
    Smarty Hotties – Wassamatta? Everything okay?

  226. WNDRWolf Says:

    NS – No…I don’t have a TV…

    http://thebatfry.libsyn.com/

  227. Nomad Scry Says:

    Rhettro – Both albums are quite good. Somehow I didn’t realize it was the same voice on the Apocalyptic one. The variety of vocalists makes it a bit uneven though.

  228. Nomad Scry Says:

    Wolf – Who needs TV? I have netbook, mwuahaha. XP

    Oh no. Another podcast to podsume. And just when I’d worked my back log down to 35 hrs… not including serials.

    Erg, I just remembered. I never did check out that Chattanooga radio ‘cast. Do you still have the linkage?

  229. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Just finished putting a new shower curtain in the upstairs bathroom. My hubby was upset when he found out I was changing it. The old one had little fishies on it which, for some reason, he was quite partial to. The new one doesn’t.

  230. Nomad Scry Says:

    Also, what the hell am I doing up still? My wake up comes in 3.5hrs.

    Night Pan! Don’t lose anything.

  231. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Well Pan. I’m off to do some grocery shopping. Then I see a Cappuccino cookie recipe in my future

  232. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Night Scry.

  233. JohnBoze Says:

    Dr. Boze motioned to Joe. “Hit me with another.” Joe passed John a fourth bar napkin.

    Jack set down his beer, two thirds empty. “So how is it working out?”

    “Well, based on The Ambassador’s insistence the the box was ‘everywhere’ I think introducing it into a subset space amplified and distributed its effect.”

    “Which is?”

    “Beg pardon?”

    Joe stopped his somewhat compulsive polishing of the bar. “You’ve never really said what this box is, just that it ‘concentrates fictional vortices.’ What is that in layman’s terms?”

    “Oh, well, see,” Boze mopped at his perpetually sweating brow. “All of the potential plot threads become concentrated near this box, so…” He searched and then grabbed a fifth napkin, and drew a target on it. “Out here, on the periphery, you have typical drama, maybe a coming-of-age novel or something. Slice-of-life stuff. Then closer to the box, things get a little more gritty, real sturm und drang, murder, passionate love, hate, death. Then as the vortices are concentrated closer and closer they get hyper-real, then finally a thin veneer of surreal, which is the region from which the Ambassador sprang forth.”

    “So if that’s been amplified ‘everywhere…’”

    “Things might start to get, keeping with layman’s terms, pretty weird around here.”

  234. Jack Mangan Says:

    No more fishies for Poopsie Bubblefanny.

  235. EssBee Says:

    We have a big trial happening in my neck of the woods right now. It’s the murder trial of Angie Zapata, and the first test of Hate Crimes Legislation as applied to transgendered people in the state.

    I started following the victim’s sister on Twitter, and have found it extremely painful to follow along with what is happening in the courtroom.

    My question for this morning is this: Why can’t we just treat each other with simple respect and dignity?

  236. EssBee Says:

    Not the trial OF Angie Zapata. The trial of Angie Zapata’s killer.

  237. EssBee Says:

    CP: Make Way for the Living — Harry Manx

  238. Vanamonde Says:

    Netbooks are cool NS.

    Dell Mini 9 for me.

    Will even play Amiga games via WINUAE.

    Rob.

  239. Ed from Texas Says:

    EssBee, I wish there were a good answer to that question. There’s certainly far to much hate around. I hope her family finds justice.

  240. Vanamonde Says:

    ot

  241. Jack Mangan Says:

    ot?

  242. Vanamonde Says:

    Robot I forgot the + sign

  243. EssBee Says:

    I agree, Ed, and just have to point out that you calling her “her” just made me cry. Good man.

  244. imag1narynumber Says:

    Ah Amiga games. I recall beating SDI and It Came From the Desert. Loved playing Laser Chess with my father and there was one where you commanded a starship on a grid. Something with Zaldrons. Loved that game.

  245. imag1narynumber Says:

    EssBee, I recommend a book: The Lucifer Principle. “Evil” is born in all of us as with all life. Great read. Not to say we should just allow “evil” to get the best of us and run rampant, you understand.

  246. jackmangan Says:

    All missing comments have been found and freed from their cages.

    The Amiga and Atari ST had a lot of common games. . . . Projectyle was beyond fun.

  247. ditto Says:

    Have a great weekend, panimanicas

  248. Vanamonde Says:

    I’m humming the Blood Money chip tune now:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcFSpbZO-g8

  249. Vanamonde Says:

    ditto ditto

  250. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Radio Africa – Latin Quarter

  251. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Sorry to alarm you Nomad, I was just sighing at the human race.. which brings me to EssBee’s question:

    My question for this morning is this: Why can’t we just treat each other with simple respect and dignity?

    Because I truly dont believe the majority of humans have diginity, respect for one another nor grace. Humans are judgmental, very judgemental. I see fewer and fewer examples of just basic old human decency anymore. Call me a pessimist (although I am actually truly an optimist) I just believe when you are dealing with humans and they have a choice to let their guard down and actually be nice to one another, they will choose to sit back and judge. Most people care only for themselves, and what they want and don’t care who they step on to get what they want.

    But really, I am an optimist. I swear it :)

  252. EssBee Says:

    I tend to agree, TSH. I am an optimist – at least in that I have hope, but I do see a lot of dog-eat-dog. Or, this has been a particularly rotten week.

  253. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Home from shopping and lunch. Now just waiting for my i-pod to sync so I can listen to some podcasts while I bake cookie.

  254. jackmangan Says:

    Remember Jack Nicholson’s speech during the campfire scene in Easy Rider?
    People who live unreflective lives feel absolute terror when they see someone who’s chosen a wildly divergent way of living. It shakes up their perceived stability of their narrow way of being. And sadly, those understanding-resistant types often act aggressively toward the thing that caused them to feel fear. Understanding, acceptance, tolerance, etc. – - would require a fundamental change in their way of living and thinking.

    /$0.02

  255. EssBee Says:

    I love that, Jack, and find it to be true. We also have the Bernie Madoffs scheming grandmas and grandpas and holocaust survivors out of their nest eggs.

    Sorry to be a downer! Back to celebrating Friday, how ’bout?

  256. EssBee Says:

    CP: One Big Crunch — White Zombie

  257. EssBee Says:

    CP: Daughter — Pearl Jam

  258. jackmangan Says:

    You Slipping Last Transylvanian

  259. EssBee Says:

    Oh Naked Clip Catfish

  260. EssBee Says:

    CP: Sweet Side — Lucinda Williams

  261. JohnBoze Says:

    Tongue Wild Touche Brother

  262. EssBee Says:

    Jesus Look So Napoleon

  263. EssBee Says:

    CP: And Darling — Tegan & Sara

  264. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Obsession – Animotion

  265. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Groove is in the Heart – Deee-Lite

  266. jackmangan Says:

    Dig.

  267. EssBee Says:

    CP: Remedy — The Black Crowes

  268. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Sleeping Satellite – Tasmin Archer

  269. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: I’m Gonna Be (500 Miles) – The Proclaimers

  270. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Breakfast At Tiffany’s – Deep Blue Something

  271. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Bitch – Meredith Brooks

  272. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: How Bizarre – OMC

  273. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Senses Working Over Time – XTC

  274. Ed from Texas Says:

    Returned from the blood center. The vampires have been fed :)

  275. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Rehab – Amy Winehouse

  276. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Come On Eileen – Dexy’s Midnight Runners

  277. JohnBoze Says:

    Heart Please Eisler Technicolor

  278. Cj Says:

    Honesty Red Brown Sweet

  279. EssBee Says:

    Red Right Hand — Nick Cave & The Bad Seeds

  280. Cj Says:

    I’m home. For now. Busy.

    Going out tonight.

    Hoping I have a reason to make myself pretty. *smirk*

  281. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: In A Big Country – Big Country

  282. Cj Says:

    CP: Barracuda – Heart

  283. EssBee Says:

    I have no doubt you’re already pretty, Cj.

    CP: Cry Baby – Janis Joplin

  284. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Enola Gay – OMD

  285. Cj Says:

    CP: Mr. Roboto – Styx

    Thanks, EssBee :) You are sweet! :)

  286. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Living in a Box – Living in a Box

  287. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Mary’s Prayer – Danny Wilson

  288. Cj Says:

    CP: Turn Me Loose – Loverboy

  289. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Shattered Dreams – Johnny Hates Jazz

  290. Cj Says:

    CP: Dreaming – Blondie

  291. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: There She Goes – The La’s

  292. EssBee Says:

    CP: Hell In A Bucket — Grateful Dead

    Might be goin’ to hell in a bucket
    But at least I’m enjoyin’ the ride

  293. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Long Time Gone – Tex Ritter

  294. Cj Says:

    CP: Can’t Help Falling in Love – Lick the Tins

    I want to go dancing, but looks like I’m having a garage sale tomorrow instead.

    /disjointedthoughts

  295. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Where have all the cowboys gone? – Paula Cole

  296. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Stay – Lisa Loeb

  297. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Mambo No.5 (A Little Bit of..) – Lou Bega

  298. Ed from Texas Says:

    CP: Can’t Get Enough of Your Love, Babe – Barry White

  299. jackmangan Says:

    [not a critique] Vanamonde is having a poppy musical day. [/not a critique]

    CP: Candle Song 3 – Mojave 3

  300. Ed from Texas Says:

    btw, Van, I made the mistake of googling for D.I.S.C.O. and found a youtube post of a music video.

  301. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Begin the Beguine – Julio Iglesias

  302. Ed from Texas Says:

    CP: Promises, Promises – Naked Eyes

  303. EssBee Says:

    CP: What’s Your Game — The Ramones

  304. Cj Says:

    Jack won’t admit it, but I’m sure he’s actually listening to Tiffany or Debbie Gibson right now.

  305. Cj Says:

    CP: Cum on Feel the Noise – Quiet Riot

  306. Vanamonde Says:

    A lot of one hit wonders as well.

    cough

  307. Vanamonde Says:

    Stranger in Paradise doesn’t sound half bad in Spanish.

  308. Cj Says:

    CP: Aquarius – The 5th Dimension

    I suddenly feel so free and full of love – I wonder why… and where’d I put that ring of daisies… oh… it’s on my head…

    ting a ling a ling..

    la la la..

    Aquaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaarius………ooooohhhahhhhhh

  309. Cj Says:

    This song is better than valium.

    Let the sunshine in.

  310. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Apache – The Shadows

  311. Ed from Texas Says:

    CP: Run to You – Bryan Adams

    Speaking of which, time to run and pick up the kids. My parents are coming to visit for the weekend, so free babysitters while me and momma go out for a dinner w/o the kids :)

  312. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Peter Gunn – Duane Eddy

  313. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: When You’re Gone – Bryan Adams and Mel C

  314. Vanamonde Says:

    That one I’m going to play again.

  315. Vanamonde Says:

    There was a terribly pretentacious TV programme on the ‘arts’ in the UK that used that Aquarius track as it’s theme tune.

  316. Vanamonde Says:

    Bored me silly as a kid.

  317. Jeremy from Seattle Says:

    For your viewing pleasure:

    http://tinyurl.com/dk7m2d

    Spread sandwich spread!

  318. Cj Says:

    Yay for free babysitter, Ed!

  319. EssBee Says:

    Well, there’s no Dollhouse tonight. I guess we’ll watch the rain/snow fly and watch a DVD or something.

    I hope you all have a fabulous Friday night! I might check in later to make sure everyone is behaving, so be forewarned!

  320. Vanamonde Says:

    Review of the new Star Trek movie at IGN:

    http://uk.movies.ign.com/articles/973/973956p1.html

    it contains mild spoilers. They weren’t impressed with the plot.

  321. Vanamonde Says:

    Hmmmm!

    http://news.sky.com/skynews/Home/World-News/Tree-Found-In-Lung-Seed-Sprouted-Inside-Russian-Mans-Chest/Article/200904315262048?f=rss

  322. Amy Bowen Says:

    CP: Oh What A Night – Frankie Valli

    Home from a long, fun day of service. Must get up early tomorrow, so going to bed in a few minutes. Good night, Pan! :-)

  323. Cj Says:

    I’m home from a not-so-wild night out. Glad to be home. I’m going to nerd out for a while.

  324. Vanamonde Says:

    Morning Pan, I see the tumbleweeds need tickling.

  325. Amy Bowen Says:

    Morning, Pan!

    Off to clean up the beach. It’ll be a full morning.

  326. Ed from Texas Says:

    Morning it is. The wife and I enjoyed our evening. Now, I must make the mental preparations for a couple dozen eight year olds running about for my daughter’s birthday party this afternoon.

  327. Ed from Texas Says:

    Read an article this morning about the FX designers working on the new Enterprise. While, I must confess, I think the engines on the new on are rather excessive and ungainly looking, I’m still looking forward to the new movie.

    Though, from the comments on the article, it seems J.J. Abrams has a shot at beating Lucas in the “raping people’s childhoods” race.

    I’m probably a near equal fan of Trek and Star Wars. I’ll save judgement until I’ve seen the movie, but from what I’ve seen so far, I think it’s going to be hard to beat the job of trashing an iconic franchise that Lucas himself did with Star Wars.

  328. Ed from Texas Says:

    I had no idea that some people hated the Comic Sans font so much. Frankly, it seems a dubious basis on which to get married.

    http://digg.com/d1owj9

  329. Ed from Texas Says:

    Well, this is disturbing.

    http://digg.com/d1oxMV

  330. Ed from Texas Says:

    I can’t breath….I can’t breath…..must stop the laughter…..

    http://failblog.org/2009/04/18/spoiler-fail/

  331. Ed from Texas Says:

    Best FARK headline I’ve seen in a while

    “Empty pubs could get new lease on life by turning them into alcohol free-bars for teenagers with games, music, soft drinks and convenience food. Back in the days, we called those “arcades”"

    Ah, to be young again. Battlezone, Gauntlet, Tron. I could probably retire if I still had those quarters :)

  332. EssBee Says:

    Morning, Deadpan!

    I was planning to go visit my folks solo this weekend to celebrate Easter, but our snowstorm has other plans. So I’ll be home alone (Sly B is engaging the astronauts of tomorrow today) catching up on TV today. As I’m sad not to be eating the traditional Czech Easter foods, I will set out to make Sedak (Easter cheese) for the first time on my own. Wish me luck!

    CW: Kings. This show sucks. No longer watching Kings.

  333. Vanamonde Says:

    In honour of Ed’s last post I will now hum the gauntlet theme tune.

  334. Ed from Texas Says:

    EssBee needs Sedak

    Justa Joe shot the food!

  335. Ed from Texas Says:

    Good luck on the Sedak. I’m not familiar with that one, myself. What goes into it?

  336. EssBee Says:

    It’s a really mild cheese made with eggs and milk. Some people put cloves in it, but I don’t like cloves. I’ll throw some parsley in for pretty, I think. My only challenge is that I can buy cheese cloth, but I can’t sew a bag to hang the cheese in. Hmm. I guess i kind of need my mommy.

    The cheese is served with horseradish. It is part of a Russian Orthodox Easter meal, and everything has connotation. The cheese is made with eggs and milk – bounty and Spring. The horseradish is hot, and reminds us that there is hard times that must be conquered during the year. There are lots of other foods served as well. I just want the cheese!

  337. EssBee Says:

    I’m catching up on Heroes. Does anyone else (SPOILER ALERT) think that Coyote Sands is the Heroes version of The Dharma Initiative?

  338. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan!

    Off to kick butt in an hour. Apparently I’m testing in May so I have to practice lots

    Lots of comments last night.

    Still 3 weeks behind in Heroes so don’t know what you’re taking about EssBee.

  339. Vanamonde Says:

    Just to give you a bit of help:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQVIE-bUCys

  340. Vanamonde Says:

    What belt this time TEB?

  341. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    CP: Stuff From the B Side

  342. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    It will be my “green stripe”

    Basically this is the transition between a junior and a senior belt. Green belt being considered a senior belt – which would be next.

  343. Vanamonde Says:

    Cool and Good Luck.

    /swoooooooon

    :)

  344. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I finished all my “front side” self defenses (that means, in theory, if someone comes at me from the front, I can handle it) and have now been working on what to do if I’m attacked from behind in various forms.

    As I said before, I seem to be really good at kicking butt.

  345. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Thanks, Van. Luckily I still have two weeks of practice before I test, though.

  346. Vanamonde Says:

    I’m off to see ‘In the Loop’ later. a political satire, a bit doubtful about this one.

  347. Cj Says:

    Good morning!

    Ed, thanks for the links – I just spent like 30 minutes going through them. “Squatter” is such an unattractive word.

    EssBee, good luck with your cheese. Mmmm I love cheese.

  348. Cj Says:

    Good morning also to Van and TEB

    Woot for TEB kicking butt – I’ll *swooon* for that too!

  349. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Cheese is good ;)

  350. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Well, I’m off ,Pan.

    Later

  351. EssBee Says:

    CW: Sarah Conner finale. I think I love Shirley Manson.

  352. EssBee Says:

    Kick some ass, TEB!

  353. EssBee Says:

    Summer Glau is awesome.

  354. Vanamonde Says:

    So according to the latest quantum physics research, if skynet ran on quantum computers, it could reset it’s memory and transfer to a univerese where John Connor never existed.

    Wouldn’t have made a good movie though..

  355. EssBee Says:

    That was an awesome finale. I loved it.

  356. Amy Bowen Says:

    Currently Drinking: Root beer and milk. “Just like Mason Rocket drinks on TV!”, according to that kid in “Really Big Things.” I decided to try it today, and I like it.

  357. Ed from Texas Says:

    EssBee, I had to google Dharma Initiative. I see it’s a part of the TV show LOST, which, alas, I was never really able to get into.

    CJ – I think next week’s “Cheesy Bits” section of LLAP should be dedicated to Sedak in honor of EssBee. Sedak sounds suitably Star Trek, I think – like some lesser known Vulcan philosophers :)

    I agree, cheese is good.

  358. Jack Mangan Says:

    Sedak is really great after some hot Pon Far. . . . .

    . . . . . . . . . We are such nerds.

  359. EssBee Says:

    NERDS!!

    A fast food joint called Five Guys Burgers and Fries just opened down the street and I tried them for lunch. While I’m sure I just gained five pounds, that was THE best burger I have had in a long, long time. Damn . . .

  360. EssBee Says:

    CP: LOST, Dead is Dead

  361. Ed from Texas Says:

    Jack is going to have some fun picking…er, randomly choosing this weeks greasy nipples.

  362. Cj Says:

    Mmmm Jack said “hot Pon Far”

    *swooooon*

    *pass out*

    Star Trek is delicious!

  363. Cj Says:

    Ed,

    I made a show note. The next episode we are watching is We’ll Always Have Paris . I’m sure we can work some cheese into that discussion.

  364. Ed from Texas Says:

    Man have I got a storm going on down here. We’re under a tornado watch for the next two hours.

    CJ: Excellent!

  365. EssBee Says:

    Hunker down, Ed!

  366. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Back from martial arts.

    Also did a bit of yard work so had to have a shower. Now all damp and happy :)

  367. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    So CJ, did you get to make yourself pretty last night? Was there sour cream involved?

  368. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My husband showed me something silly last night, which I will have you guys demonstrate. It’s hard to visualize without someone doing it in front of you, but here goes…

  369. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    First: Take both hands, palms out, and do the Vulcan hand gesture with them (please tell me you know what one I mean)

  370. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Next: Turn the hands palm inwards, keeping the Vulcan salute.

  371. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Now relax the arms and the hands a little bit, keeping the hands in Vulcan salute mode, just somewhat relaxed. Hold them closer to your chest (not right at your chest, just in a relaxed arm gesture), one hand slightly higher than the other

  372. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Now, shake the hands a bit and repeat after me…

  373. Vanamonde Says:

    CD: Strawberry cheesecake milk shake.

  374. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    “Yo, Yo, my Vulcan Homies! Why do we go up to my crib and get some hot PonFar going with some Vulcan babes…”

  375. EssBee Says:

    LOL

  376. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Hopefully you can visualize what I was trying to do :)

  377. EssBee Says:

    I am baking today. Zucchini bread!

  378. DanS42 Says:

    Not to brag… OK just a little. I’m out in Fountain Hills listening to Jack play live. RAWK!

  379. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Save some for me EssBee!

  380. Vanamonde Says:

    So ‘In the Loop’ was better than I was expecting.

  381. Amy Bowen Says:

    [tweet]Added a bit more to Questors. A plan has been laid out and is about to be set in motion.

    Now, off to dinner and a school play.[/tweet]

  382. Vanamonde Says:

    Classical music done using a beeper:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=mD9Mqapqn5o

  383. Cj Says:

    My husband and I dissolved into a fit of giggles at the Vulcan homies.

  384. Cj Says:

    TEB, Last night was totally worth getting pretty for. No sour cream though, I did have hummus. Jack can tell you about the giant tree leaves that floated onto his pizza though. (They really weren’t THAT big /that’s what she said/)

  385. jackmangan Says:

    If the basil on my pizza had been any more fresh, it would have been Fawlty.

  386. imag1narynumber Says:

    I love me some hummus. Thankfully Costco now carries the big tubs of Sabra hummus. Hands-down the best premade hummus I’ve had. Have yet to make my own yet, though. Supposed to be very easy to do.

  387. Amy Bowen Says:

    Oh, hey, it’s Dan S! Welcome to the Deadpan boards! :-)

    Jack: LOL! :-D

    imag1narynumber: I agree, Sabra is really good.

    Good night, Pan.

  388. Cj Says:

    DanS is made of awesome. :)

  389. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Be careful there, Ed. Hope you and yours are well.

    vulcan homies was good :)

    We may not of seen Jack play but we still had a really good night here in Chicago :)

  390. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh would like to report on the latest in Chicago sports.

    Hugh?

    Hugh sez: *ahem*
    Bulls playoff series stats: 1-0
    Blackhawks playoff series stats: 2-0

    :) he is so happy.

  391. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    we’ve had entirely too much fun tonight and need to go to sleep

    night pan
    night mush
    night cockles

    Hugh sez: night

  392. Vanamonde Says:

    Afternoon Pan, the Sun is shining and I’m at work..meh!

  393. EssBee Says:

    Good morning, Pan!

    Coffee is brewing.

  394. Cj Says:

    Mmmm coffee. Good morning!

  395. imag1narynumber Says:

    Basil! Manuel! Duck’s off.

  396. EssBee Says:

    I don’t get Caprica. Is it going to air on SyFy? Or is it only available on DVD?

  397. EssBee Says:

    Nomad, thanks for the SciFiGenre tip – I have moved all my subs over there!

    Also, I got Ignition City #1 yesterday and dig it!

  398. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    morning pan!

    Hugh and I are being really really lazy this morning and we’ve finished reading our books and thought we would do a little play by play

  399. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    EssBee I know you said you just moved your subscriptions to scifigenre, but here is another good subscription place. Its the one I use:

    http://www.mailordercomics.com

    usually comics are 30-40% off, but sometimes it is even higher. They boast that you can get comics up to 75% off and its true sometimes. Like usually some of my Batman comics will be that much off.
    They do not offer free bags and boards, you have to pay for them but the bags they use are really nice quality.

  400. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan.

    Calgary down 0 & 2 in the playoffs. Not totally surprised (I know you picked them to win in 7, Jack but I had them losing in 6)

    Beautiful Sunny day right now. Only plus 4, but should get up to 12.

    Later, will be taking my Boo to the fabric store. She wants me to make her some curtains for her new place.

  401. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    and if you are really into weird independent comics, may I suggest my local shop. I love this comic book store.. I have been going to this shop since I read my 1st Sandman. Even though I am doing the subscription thing, I still go in here to browse cause they carry an amazing amount of indies and the staff are really cool.

    http://www.chicagocomics.com

  402. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hey Energizer Bunny.. sorry our Blackhawks got you down :)

  403. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Welcome 1 and all to the Deadpan retro (rhettro) hour

    Staring: Hugh and Andrea

    Featuring: that classic Episode, Deadpan 102!!

  404. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    is this someones stolen paragraph

    Hugh sez: cock and endless balls??

    methinks thats what she said

  405. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    I don’t think there is anyway to say ‘Deadpan is the motherfucking way biatch’ and really truly sound Deadpan

    Hugh sez: especially biatch. YOu want to put emphasis on biatch

    be-yotch!!!

    Hugh sez: like that :)

  406. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    unrelated thought

    mouse click

    LOL

    that was good Jack

  407. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    LOL

    you’re cracking us up with this

  408. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    its me at NIN methinks!

    LOL

    Hugh sez: thats about how it would sound. Hence the need for communicating through texting while at lollapalooza

    fer sure :)

  409. EssBee Says:

    Heh, that was me w/ the “cock & endless balls”. *blush* I submitted that when my friend Steve died – that poem was kinda how I felt.

    Thanks for the tip on the Mailorder comics! I’m a newbie, so need all the help I can get!

  410. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    So Hugh you think Energizer bunny is waiting for us to leave ;)

    Hugh sez: that happens to us alot

    methinks people here hate our play by plays, Hughie :)

    Hugh sez: eh, who cares. We are enjoying ourselves

    sorry if we annoy the crap out of everyone here :)

  411. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    EssBee! Awwww.. I’m sorry about your friend.

    We really like the mailorder comics place

  412. EssBee Says:

    I LOVE the play-by-play! Don’t stop!

  413. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    and by the way.. in case you are not used to our sense of humor.. we were kidding about the waiting for us to leave Bunny :)

    unless of course you are.. LOL.. :)

    don’t mind us.
    we’re crazy

  414. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    We won’t stop EssBee.. we just always remember this one time we started a play by play and it was Truckre Overdrive who had wanted to put a comment up for everyon to see and answer and he literally waited until we were done to post his question again, it was kinda finny. We felt bad :)

  415. EssBee Says:

    “That was me with the ‘cock & endless balls’” isn’t something I say often. LOL!

  416. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    we know this has to be a little annoying.. it does interrupt the usual flow of events here. We thought Sunday AM would be quiet and therefor we wouldn’t disturb things

  417. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    best
    comment
    evar

    “That was me with the ‘cock & endless balls’” isn’t something I say often. LOL!

    LOL

    we’re dying

  418. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    oh my God we can’t stop laughing

    that was the best essbee

    ok.. back to pan if we can ever get a hold of ourselves…

  419. EssBee Says:

    Ha!

    Ok, I must shower, so I’ll give you some time to compose yourselves!

    :)

  420. Ed from Texas Says:

    Don’t hold too tight, TSH, you could cut off circulation to something important.

  421. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Jack sex: Greasy uhh spoon comments game (long pause)

    We have 6 nipples today!!

    Hugh sez: 6?!?!?!????!!?? w00t!!

  422. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    “Jack sex”

    hawsome typo

  423. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Good advice Ed :)

  424. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Essbee’s in the shower everyone!!!

    *swooon*

    Hugh sez: I think she should of invited us

    agreed! :)

  425. Ed from Texas Says:

    Survived the storms – I hear we broke records for rainfall. The drainage ditches around here were the highest I’ve ever seen them.

    Thankfully, we were smart and had my daughter’s birthday party indoors this year. She and the kids had fun. I’ll have to get some pictures posted later.

  426. Ed from Texas Says:

    EssBee and TSH in a shower?

    I’ll be in my bunk….

  427. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    anywho.. I consulted the historical documents:

    Greasy Spoon Cigars Comments spoons Comments nipples through unshow XX

    Vanamonde: 5
    EssBee: 4
    wndr wolf: 4
    Jack: 3 (from ep 100)
    ditto: 2
    Cynful: 1
    Justaj0e: 1
    Ed: 1
    Smarty Hotties: 1
    Amy: 1
    Rhett: 1
    Brad P: 1

  428. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Ed- so glad you survived okay and the bday party went off without a hitch :)

  429. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    *pause for a moment*

    please enjoy this intermission entertainment:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=E2YnDlEMXiU

  430. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh sez: I love that band

    they are AMAZING live. We saw them play here recently and we are hoping they end up in the Chicago area for Lollapalooza this year

    Hugh sez: and we are hoping they do some lollapalooza after party thing

    yes!

  431. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    ok back to the 6 nipples

    Hugh sez: I’m ready to take on 6 nipples

    I bet you are. pervert

  432. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Jack sez: (about the 6 nipples) Which are 4 too many or not enough depending on how you look at it

    Hugh sez: it depends on the male to female ratio of those nipples. 4 female, 2 male sounds good to me!

    or 4 male and 2 female

    Hugh sez: or all female

    *swooon*

    Hugh sez: NOW who is the pervert?

    *raises hand*

  433. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Justajoe- ditto serving cake. Food that causes orgasms

    [tangent]
    we miss justa j0e!!!
    [/tangent]

    ditto- sieze the extra small day

    Smarty hotties: pan unshow 16

    Rhetrro- is this offline?

    Dubshack- 12 minutes of Jack Mangan rummblings

    Justa j0e- 8

  434. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Greasy Spoon Cigars Comments spoons Comments nipples nipples through Ep 102

    Vanamonde: 5
    EssBee: 4
    wndr wolf: 4
    Justaj0e: 3
    Jack: 3 (from ep 100)
    ditto: 3
    Smarty Hotties: 2
    Rhett: 2
    Cynful: 1
    Ed: 1
    Amy: 1
    Brad P: 1
    Dubshack: 1

  435. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh sez: speaking of food that causes orgasms. My baby made Chicken Cacciatore yesterday. Holy fuck, babe. I know I orgasmed while eating that

    it was damn good wasn’t it?

    Hugh sez: I can’t wait to try it today after its sat in the fridge and gotten even better

    mmm mmmm!!!

  436. EssBee Says:

    More orgasmic food: Sly B made burgers the other night (grass fed, free range, butchered by my dad) that had green chile (grown in our back yard) mixed in and a disc of goat cheese in the center. OMG.

  437. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Hey, TSH. Not waiting for you to leave. Just doing other things this morning so being very intermittent on my posts :)

  438. EssBee Says:

    Shower – accomplished. Solo.

    ;)

  439. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Someone is rambling about work being a pain and that if it frustrates you you can consider changing careers

    Hugh sez:I used to do that climbing the corporate ladder thing. I’m over that now :)

    LOL.. I love the sound effects you’ve added to this

    Well see baby, I think thats the difference between you and many others. You didn’t go to school for what you do. You started that job because it was just a job that paid money at the time and then you found you really loved it and moved up the ladder

    Hugh sez: plus, I am happy. I’ve made my money. We live a good life. Now at almost 40, I’ve changed my focus. I want art and my wife to be my focus in life. I like where i stand at work and I don’t need to move up anymore. They like me, they like the work I do. Life changes that way.

    Right like we were focused on us for a long long time, then when we got straightened out we both kinda focused on work for a while, now we are back around and focusing on us again.

    Hugh sez: exactly.

  440. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    its cool bunny :) we were just being stupid.. like i said there was that 1 time when Trucker Overdrive was waiting for us to finish and we felt bad :)

    Essbee is clean!

    Hugh sez: time to get her dirty again!

    LOL.. :)

  441. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    ok I think we need to get Sly B’s burgers, the chicken cacciatore and some absolutely heavenly chocolate dessert and have food orgasms!!!

    Hugh sez: Yes. I concur!

    :)

  442. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    He hasn’t given up
    he is ok with what he gets paid
    its good enough
    enjoys his evenings
    enjoys nights at home with his wife

    awwwww

    Hugh sez; good for him. But I don’t regret my choices either. I enjoy the life my working hard for a few years is allowing us to have now.

    Well I guess the key to what he was saying is you stopped climbing the ladder to take the time to enjoy what you did, enjoy the fruit of your labor. Some people never do that

  443. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Jack works with a bunch of chinese people

    LOL!!!!!

    that was the most awesome story evar, Jack

    Duel of the fates!

    Poor Dubshack

  444. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Amy Bowen!

  445. EssBee Says:

    I was thinking, just last night, that Jack should include Buffy Summers in his next DOTF.

  446. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    We forgive you for being late with ep 2 of Questors, Amy :)

    Hugh sez: sez the people who are what? 5 months behind on Deadpan?

    LOL.. true :)

    Wait, we can figure this out.. ok this episode had me calling from Lolla, I assume he used those vm’s not too long after i sent them.. that was August of last year

    Holy moly!! Thats 9 months ago!!!

    Hugh sez: we suck

    9 months behind????? thats inconceivable!!

    Hugh sez: inconceivable!!

    [inigo montoya] I do not think that word means what you think it means [/inigo montoya]

  447. Vanamonde Says:

    A busy DP Sunday…nice!

  448. EssBee Says:

    It is August for sure, TSH. Steve passed away on August 6th, and I recorded the “cock & balls” stolen stanzas then.

    Back to comics – I just read the latest Buffy Season 8 (issue 24?) and Faith’s boobs are GIANT. She would have a helluva time kicking ass with those knockers.

  449. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Buffy Summers would kick ass!

    Jack we 2nd (and 3rd) the Buffy Summers vote!

    Hugh sez: put her up against that lame vampire from Twilight

    oh man.. I hope none of you loved that movie. Hugh and I were thoroughly disgusted by that movie. Didnt even finish watching it

    Hugh sez: we pay per viewed it and I wanted my 3.99 or what it was back

  450. EssBee Says:

    My review of Twilight (the movie, didn’t read the book) was:

    I don’t get it. Why did that gay chick fall for that simple-minded vampire?

    Cough.

  451. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    How do those comic book babes kick ass the way they are drawn

    Have you seen Catwomans boobs??? and then her tiny waist- how the hell does she stand upright?

    Hugh sez: plus she is in a painted on outfit so her boobs have no support, they are just flapping around

    LOL “flapping around”

    Hugh sez: LOL it was more of a comment on how her outfit is so tight it HAS to be painted on. Boobs that big need some support.

    would you like to support them Hughie?

    Hugh sez: Yes, yes i would

  452. Vanamonde Says:

    I saw Twlight at the cinema..ugh indeed!

  453. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    I read the Twilight book and made it about 1/2 way through the movie. It was so bad

    I read it cuz I love vamire romances and I wasnt very impressed. The vampire was 80-some years old dating a 15-16 year old girl? huh????

  454. Vanamonde Says:

    The teenyboppers in the cinema seemed to like it though.

  455. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    ok almost done with ep 102 here then we are gonna go

  456. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    it was sooooo teenybopper-y

    it was a perfect movie for a 13 year old girl to love

  457. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Jack sez: “sucked an icecube”

    *swooon*

    Hugh sez: ice cubes are fun

    :)

  458. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Deadpan is the motherfucking way

    palooza idea: PCU

  459. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Jack gave us homework

    Hugh sez: Damn you!

  460. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    sphericaljackmmmmmmmmmmm

  461. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    comments.

  462. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    nipples.

  463. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Eraserhead rulez

  464. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    I like the idea of doing the Watchmen graphic novel too
    what a great idea!!

    you should do it!

    Hugh sez: I think he does

    he does!?!?!?? ;)

    he is truly outrobabbling

    Jacks most painful music

    Jack sez: “I like to do deep and sultry”

    I bet you do Jackamo ;)

    hugh sez: *swooon*

    swooon2

  465. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Is Jack coming back after the music game!

    Hugh?

    Hugh sez: ladies first

    methinks he really isnt this time

    your on woman

  466. Amy Bowen Says:

    TSH: I enjoy your play-by-plays. :-)

  467. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Jackmo this is high pitched for you

    Hugh sez: but it isn’t bad, man. What are you worried about?

    I like it Jack

    Smarty Hotties approve

  468. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Oh thank you Amy.. *blush*

    we have fun doing them, and that is what is most important to us. After everything we’ve been through the past few years, we treasure the moments of peace, quiet, and fun.

    Hugh sez: we treasure our moments together

    we do :)

    sorry to get all sappy on you guys :)

  469. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    *claps at the end of Jacks song*

    Hugh sez: you have the clap?

    LOL.. shut up Hugh!

  470. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Jack came back after the music!!!!!

    greasy jelly bean game

    557 won

    Rhettro!!!!!!!!!!!!!

    Paul Maki got his breakfast this past weekend

    mouse click

    take it away Mennennennnennenennenennga

  471. EssBee Says:

    That’s what matters, TSH.

  472. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    alright guys and dolls

    we hope to be back soon to try and make up 9 fucking months of backlogged Deadpans!!! Holy!!!!

    Hugh sez: We aim to do better this year

    even though this year is 1/3rd over already

  473. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    we agree Essbee

    ok, we’re off

    be around soon to check up on y’all

    take care of each other please :)

    buh-bye

    Hugh sez: l8r

  474. Amy Bowen Says:

    Bye! :-)

  475. Cj Says:

    That was fun TSH :)

    Always fun to read your play-by-plays.

  476. EssBee Says:

    Have a good day, Chicagoans.

    Hi Amy!

    I am off to the grocery store now, and then will be back to read, read, read.

  477. EssBee Says:

    Hi Van, Cj!

  478. Cj Says:

    Mmmm reading is the best.

    Today I’m doing laundry, making grocery lists, and cleaning house.

    Gotta find out who has Matzoh on sale. My Gram is requesting it for breakfast one day this week. And… while it is my favorite breakfast food, I don’t keep it on hand because nobody else here will eat it.

  479. Amy Bowen Says:

    Hi, EssBee, Van, and Cj!

    Location: bedroom
    Eating: Sun Chips
    Drinking: water
    Doing: finances and bills

  480. Ed from Texas Says:

    Well, it was tough to capture the action yesterday, but this one is my favorite from the party:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/ultimate_ed/3456403948/sizes/l/

    My son is a flying monkey.

  481. EssBee Says:

    CW: Tudors S3, E1

  482. jackmangan Says:

    w00t.

  483. Amy Bowen Says:

    #writechat is starting again on Twitter! Whee! :-D

  484. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Colditz March – The Central Band of the RAF

  485. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Thunderbirds Theme – The Shadows

  486. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: The Lumberjack Song: Monty Python

  487. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Galaxy Song – Monty Python

  488. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Every Sperm is Sacred – Monty Python

  489. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Always Look on the Bright Side of Life – Monty Python

    All the MP songs are from an album called ‘MONTY PYTHON SINGS’ released in 1989.

  490. Cj Says:

    Today = Eyestab

    I request do-over.

  491. Vanamonde Says:

    A painful way to describe a day.

  492. Vanamonde Says:

    Err that didn’t come out right.

    Sorry to hear about your bad day Cj.

  493. Cj Says:

    Thanks, Van.

    Sundays should certainly not suck in this way. Ever.

  494. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Soldier Boy – Matt Mango

  495. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Everybody’s Talkin – Madeline Peyroux

  496. Vanamonde Says:

    New Wander Radio episode downloading in iTunes..woot!

  497. WNDRWolf aka the Master of Patience Says:

    Yes Van – I run the Gambit in this episode…
    72 min of fun!

  498. Rhettro Says:

    http://www.trollandtoad.com/p215528.html

    Dang! Sold out!

  499. Vanamonde Says:

    lol

    phew!

  500. Amy Bowen Says:

    Today I broke through a block I’d had for a long time on one of my novels. I’m about to get into a scene I’ve been anticipating for a long time. It’s not the climax, but it’s an important turning point that sets things up for how the climax will play out. I’ve been writing (not really nonstop, but close) since 5:15 – 5:30 ish, and it’s now almost 7:30 and I CAN’T STOP WRITING!!! Not even to go downstairs and get dinner! This feels fantastic and exhilarating.

  501. Cj Says:

    That’s very inspiring, Amy! Go go go! :)

  502. Amy Bowen Says:

    Thank you!

    Dinner has been eaten. Now relaxing with music, TVTropes, and other websites. Final word count for the night: 71,317. Novel’s still not done, but I’m really proud of what I’ve accomplished today. :-)

  503. Ed from Texas Says:

    That’s excellent, Amy.

    Sorry to hear about the Sunday Suckage, CJ. Hope Monday is better.

  504. Cj Says:

    My evening is already better. Thanks, Ed. I’m smiling again – tomorrow will be my usual awesome type of day, I’m sure. :D

  505. Ed from Texas Says:

    Well, gang, I don’t know if I’ll be much help breaking records this week. Mrs. from Texas is out of town this week at her company’s home office. She normally works here at the house, but has to travel to the main office a few times a year. So, this week, it’s just me and the kids and the days are pretty full of various sports/church/ballet and homework.

    By the time I’ve gotten finished with the kids each day, I’m usually ready to crash myself. Which is what I’m going to do now.

    G’nite, Deadpan.

  506. Amy Bowen Says:

    Night, Pan.

  507. Cj Says:

    But I’m not tired yet.

    Night, Amy and Ed.

  508. justa J0e Says:

    and when we find we have no words, Mr. Jonathan Coulton is there to provide them.

    http://www.jonathancoulton.com/mp3/When%20You%20Go.mp3

    .

    Some things we always remember, some things we forget
    No way to make it up now no room for regret
    That’s no good for anyone
    And so I come undone
    Now I am less than what I was
    Whatever’s left is yours now

    Fold my heart up small
    Or break it into pieces
    Find somewhere and keep it there
    Take it when you go

  509. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Justa j0e!! *hug*

    RIP JG Ballard

    that is all

    your smarty hotties® will enter into sleep mode now

  510. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    ps music always has a funny way of saying the things we can’t say i’ve noticed. I’ve also noticed songs will evolve in my life. They start out meaning 1 thing to me, then something happens in my life and suddenly the song has a completely different meaning, or just a whole new significance.
    Plus my iTunes has that funny way of shuffling up those songs at that moment that say the things I cannot say. I will be really sad about something, listening to tunes unable to grasp my own sadness and a song will come on that says it all for me. I love that.

    that my dear pannitos is the main reasons I love music so much

    sleep mode has been delayed. Smarty hotties® will commence immediate shutdown procedures in 10…

  511. jackmangan Says:

    Then what does it mean when my iTunes shuffles up “Several Species of Small Furry Animals Grooving in a Cave with a Pict” ?

    In all, utmost seriousness – your friends are here for you and care for you.

  512. Vanamonde Says:

    Ah yes JG Ballard, I see they are already downplaying his scifi work, fooking literary snobs.

    That was your oh so mini rant for a Monday Morning.

    Oh and if you have a spare 1.5 million quid in your back pocket:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/8007586.stm

  513. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Beeswing – Richard Thompson

  514. EssBee Says:

    We’ve been missing you, JOe.

    RIP JG Ballard!

    Good morning, you beautiful Deadpannites! How is it Monday already?

  515. WNDRWolf Says:

    If money is supposed to flow like a river…

    Who keeps damming my flow?

    (ok that didn’t work…)

  516. Ed from Texas Says:

    Yes, please:

    http://www.rocketryplanet.com/content/view/2829/30/

    If you ever find yourself in Houston, you owe it to yourself to visit the Johnson Space Center and see the Saturn V that is on display there.

  517. EssBee Says:

    CP: Wander Radio #39

  518. WNDRWolf Says:

    EssBee – Do not listen while in the tub… You’ll turn into a prune before you get out. ;)

  519. EssBee Says:

    I’m safe at the office! With earbuds, noting the NSFW note on the episode.

  520. WNDRWolf Says:

    EssBee – The poem and the final song are really the culprits here.

  521. WNDRWolf Says:

    Quiet around here today…
    hmm

    I did shower…

    I think.

  522. EssBee Says:

    Very quiet!

  523. WNDRWolf Says:

    Although I did NOT shower with EssBee…
    Just so you know.

  524. EssBee Says:

    If we had, I would have borrowed your cham-poo-pagne, Wolf.

  525. EssBee Says:

    BTW, happy 4/20, Deadpan. I don’t personally partake, but am sure that some of you do.

  526. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    LOL

    CP: Tiffany- I Think We’re Alone Now

    Hugh sez: Turn that shit off!!!

    :)

  527. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Hugh sez2: We’re not listening to your iTunes anymore :)

  528. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    errrrr.. dumb Dre question: whats the 4/20 significance.. what am i missing?

    4/20 as faar as I can think is the day before the new Depeche Mode album is released :)

  529. Vanamonde Says:

    That maybe it wolf, some like the smell of wild wolf.

    So I feel I’ve become emotionally flat to horror stories. So I could appreciate what emotions the writer was trying to instill with the poem without actually feeling anything at all.

  530. WNDRWolf Says:

    OOO the Hotties have decided to grace us with their presence.

  531. imag1narynumber Says:

    The Smarty Hotties: 4/20 = weed. Dumb IMO, but lots of dumb things are popular. It’s also my sister’s birthday, but that’s not nationally recognized.

  532. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    and to prove what I was saying about my iTunes, it knows Hugh was upset by Tiffany so now:

    CP: Black Flag- TV Party

  533. imag1narynumber Says:

    TV Party is one of the greatest songs evar.

  534. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    How did we not know this about 4/20?

    Happy Birthday imag1narynumber’s sister!!!

    Hi Wolf

    ok, back to work :)

  535. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    isn’t it though?? :)

    we love Black Flag in this house

  536. WNDRWolf Says:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/420_(cannabis_culture)

    It is in Wikipedia so it must be right…

  537. EssBee Says:

    Isn’t it?

  538. EssBee Says:

    4/20 is a huge event on the CU campus in Boulder every year. Since I have an insider, I am always amused at the university’s attempts to quell the event. This year, they are expecting over 10,000 stoners to converge at 4:20 this afternoon outside of the library and toke up.

    Not too surprisingly, it is always a peaceful event.

  539. Vanamonde Says:

    I’ll shall have to see if that black flag song is on spotify.

  540. WNDRWolf Says:

    OOO Bubbles….

  541. Rhettro Says:

    http://i79.photobucket.com/albums/j126/rhettro1/FreeSpace2.jpg

    Old school game of the day. Freespace. wOOt!

  542. Vanamonde Says:

    You call that old school? LOL

  543. Vanamonde Says:

    In my day the would put strips of coloured cellophane on the monitor to’colour’ the graphics…

  544. Vanamonde Says:

    +y

  545. WNDRWolf Says:

    I want my pong.

  546. Jack Mangan Says:

    Fall Guy! Knots Landing! Yeah, that song is bit dated…

  547. Cj Says:

    Good morning to all of you. This is so my favorite place on the web now.

    Unfortunately, I may be quiet today. I’m so sick that my dear husband has had to call off work today to help me. I have a migraine that surely surface from the depths of hell. It’s a cluster migraine which means that I’ll have moments of working vision and the pain will regress for a short time – like now. So, I took the free moment to drop in a hello.

    Now I have to get as much work done as possible before the next hit of incapacitation. Stupid spreadsheets are not going to help my cause.

    Have a great day! Hopefully I’ll be able to come back and read at least a bit later!

  548. EssBee Says:

    Take care, Cj! Keep your eyes off the computer screen, girl.

  549. EssBee Says:

    Soon, we’ll all be able to choose between same-sex or opposite marriage:

    http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2009/04/20/carrie-prejean-miss-calif_n_188897.html

  550. EssBee Says:

    Today is 10 years since Columbine, wow. I remember where I was on that day. I was in Fort Collins, doing an exit exam and picking up the bound volume of my master’s thesis at CSU. I had just started dating Sly B, and it was our first mini-road trip together.

  551. EssBee Says:

    This one is for Hugh TSH:

    Nuggets playoffs: 1-0

  552. Jack Mangan Says:

    What’s most socially disturbing about Columbine is the number of gun-toting psycho incidents that have followed. Is this a cultural inevitability for this stage of our collective emotional development – - or is there some particular facet of contemporary culture that has helped enable this kind of thing?

  553. EssBee Says:

    My $0.02 on the matter, Jack, is that as a society, we have allowed kids to raise themselves. Imagine that the Columbine shooters gathered up an arsenal in their parents’ homes completely undetected.

    Also, I think that bullying has become a constant torment and torture for kids who don’t “fit in.” Think of the 11 year old boy who hung himself last week in Springfield, MA rather than face school another day.

    One of the reasons I refer to my once-beloved employer as “Evil, Inc.” is because we used to deploy to communities where something awful like Columbine or Springfield happened because we knew how to help communities design and implement bully-proofing plans.

  554. justa J0e Says:

    CP – Side 2, ZZ Top “Eleminator” LP

    Take that, sadness.

  555. EssBee Says:

    CP: Oh Well — Fleetwood Mac

    *dancing in my office*

  556. justa J0e Says:

    Essbee – RE: 4/20
    Get a couple of boxes of Lucky Charms and a few boxs of small Ziplock bags.
    Fill the bags. Wander past the library at 4:25 selling the bags of sugared joy for a buck a piece.

    Ka ching!

  557. Jack Mangan Says:

    I’m not a 4/20 partaker, but I could so go for a ziploc baggie of Lucky Charms right now.

  558. justa J0e Says:

    … then you whip out your cooler full of those little pint containers of ice cold milk and sell those for $5 each.

  559. justa J0e Says:

    later Deadpan

  560. EssBee Says:

    A guy could make a pretty nice profit on something like that next year. Hmm . . .

  561. WNDRWolf Says:

    Quiet Monday…

  562. Cj Says:

    At 4:20 on 4/20 I will be responsible for 5 little minions running around my house.

    I’ll probably wish I was a partaker – but, alas – I have never been.

  563. Cj Says:

    As for the kids who cause destruction, I tend to lean toward the blame-the-parents end of the spectrum.

    Parents, IMO, of a very selfish generation seemed to either ignore or over-medicate their rambunctious children instead of spending time with them and paying attention to them. This doesn’t mean that it’s always the case, but I firmly believe that many of the negative actions taken by teens over the past decade could have been prevented with a bit of parental responsibility. I think these selfish parents decide somewhere along the line that the kids are merely a burden to them and basically toss them aside to fend for themselves.

    Bad parenting tends to really piss me off.

  564. EssBee Says:

    Totally, agree about the parenting issue, Cj. I think that we were the first generation of latch-key kids, and our kids (thinking of kids who are near 20 now) are the first generation of self-raised kids.

  565. EssBee Says:

    CP: Was It A Lie? — Sleater-Kinney

  566. Cj Says:

    I think/hope it’s changing now. I even wonder how much the mommy/daddy blogging phenomenon has affected parenting now. I see more parenting blogs and my “MightyMommy” account on Twitter is being followed by anywhere from 3 to 10 new parent bloggers/podcast listeners daily.

    If it’s a trend in parents wanting to be better parents then hopefully, the generation of children who are small now, will have a better chance. My kids are 3 and 5 and I’m going to be 40 in a little over a month from now and I’ve noticed in the parenting groups of which I’m a member, most of the moms are close to the same age as me – so I think that parents starting later in life is also a trend and a good one at that! As always, I’m hopeful.

  567. Cj Says:

    I’ve been over an hour without headache issue. I think I may be out of the dark and after almost 3 days of this pain – I’m about to shout hallelujah.

  568. Jack Mangan Says:

    CP: Got to Get You Trapped Under Ice – Beatallica

    Selfish people will always set their own petty wants and fleeting impulses as a higher priority than the well-being of their children.

  569. Jack Mangan Says:

    And OK – can’t watch this here, but it looks like it’ll be worth checking out at home: http://digg.com/d1p9f9

  570. Ed from Texas Says:

    I am not here to be my children’s best friend. I’m here to guide them, support them, and set boundaries for them. I’m eligible for vacation benefits after about 20 years on the job.

  571. EssBee Says:

    Ed, we have something else in common, which is our philosophy on parenting.

  572. EssBee Says:

    CP: Goons Of Hazzard — Dead Kennedys

  573. EssBee Says:

    CP: Cool Drink Of Water — The Gun Club

  574. Vanamonde Says:

    Personally I think blaming the parents is a kopout. It’s an easy excuse to try to explain why kid x did these horrible deeds.

    I don’t care how you were brought up, you do a horrible act and the blame is on you and nobody else.

  575. Ed from Texas Says:

    Cue the Americans don’t know geometry jokes….

    http://www.tucsoncitizen.com/daily/breakingnews/114771.php

  576. Ed from Texas Says:

    Yes, that was on purpose :)

    No, wordpress, I’m not posting too fast!

  577. Vanamonde Says:

    You should be ok as long as you don’t summon a demon using an hexagram.

  578. EssBee Says:

    Tonight is bachelor night for me, so I’m having a pot pie. Mmm.

  579. EssBee Says:

    CW: The Tudors S3, E2

  580. Jack Mangan Says:

    Do Satanists send each other pick-me-up messages via singing pentagram?

  581. EssBee Says:

    That would be a great dating service!

    “We base all of our matches on a battery of 666 questions.”

  582. Amy Bowen Says:

    Cj said: “This is so my favorite place on the web now.”

    Awww!! That warms my heart. It’s mine, too. :-)

    EssBee said: “My $0.02 on the matter, Jack, is that as a society, we have allowed kids to raise themselves.”

    What both you and Cj said about this was right on the money.

    Cj: I didn’t know that parents starting later in life was a trend now. That is interesting, and I agree that it’s likely to be a good thing in terms of parental responsibility. I was born in 1986 (Mom was 33), and my sister was born in 1991 (Mom was 38). I think that was slightly unusual when we were growing up. I think the upside was that she had an established career, but the downside was that she had less physical stamina than parents who started younger, so she didn’t like doing things like going camping in tents (which I liked doing, and still do).

  583. Amy Bowen Says:

    At my university, we had a tradition of yelling “FOUR-TWENTY!” and cheering really loudly when the clock hit 4:20 at both soccer and basketball games.

  584. Vanamonde Says:

    Makes interesting reading:

    http://www.applet-magic.com/mortality.htm

  585. Vanamonde Says:

    Seems in the UK it wouldn’t do to suggest that booze gives you confidence:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/uk/7999250.stm

  586. Vanamonde Says:

    After 2am, yawn, night pan.

  587. Cj Says:

    Amy,

    I too enjoy camping! I love fishing and all of that stuff too… it’s my 33-year-old husband that doesn’t like it! grrr…. I shall make him be outdoorsy! I shall!

    /charge

  588. EssBee Says:

    Well, Deadpan, that’s it for me. I think I took some of your headache, Cj — not all of it, but some of it. Now I must stop looking at this computer for awhile.

    Nighty night, you beautiful denizens of the ‘pan.

  589. Ed from Texas Says:

    You know, now that I hold the new Enterprise in my hands – I have to say the new warp engines are indeed on the awkwardly large size.

    I hope the designers weren’t trying to compensate for something.

  590. Jack Mangan Says:

    Shriveled Photon torpedoes?

  591. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    We are old skool pot smokers and didn’t know about this 4/20 thing :)

    I’m not a parent so I can’t really comment reliably on the whole who is responsible thing.. but based on my experience- I do tend to agree that its the parents fault when they are young and impressionable, then there comes a point when a child is making their own decisions and at that point it becomes iffy for me. Real generalization here but when kids are living under their parents roof, parents should be more aware of whats going on. Once a kid is away making their own choices, it becomes the childs choice and the parents less.

    Essbee- I will tell Hugh of your basketball shout out :) He just watched the Bulls play and now is watching the blackhawks.. I am hiding from it all. LOL. I did watch the end of the bulls game, it was a really good game.

  592. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    I can say based on my own life, my parents did have a huge impression on me. I am also from a hispanic family with slightly different issues then American families. When I look back at my life and my successes and failures I really do believe up until.. lets say… 14/15, maybe even 13/14 I could point the finger at my parents, after that I made my own choices.

    I can say that the worst my parents did was they did little to prepare me for the world. I learned most things about life on my own, through trial and error and meeting other people and actually going out and exploring life, seeing it for myself. Taking chances. So the choices I made when I did that are all on me.. but I guess if you wanted to look at my parents you could say they could of prepared me better and not just let me out with the wolves so unprepared. They were entirely way too overprotective of me, to the point that they stunted me in a way.

  593. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    ok sorry :)

    for someone who started out saying I can’t really comment on a subject, I sure commented a whole bunch.

    typical

    I always have something to say

  594. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    I leave you with The Gutter Twins

    *swoooon*

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RL0pxLQg5_E

  595. Cj Says:

    Yes. TSH and to Van – Ultimately, once the kiddos are thinking for themselves, there are cases, where regardless of upbringing – people can simply be idiots or, deranged and unbalanced people.

    I think all points and perspectives are valid, but I still believe that if the parents had taken the time to get involved and paid attention to their children, at least some of these kids could have been helped or saved.

  596. Cj Says:

    I want to hold your Enterprise, Ed. Pretty please? :)

  597. Ed from Texas Says:

    I’ll be sure to bring it if I ever get to visit AZ. For now, you’ll have to settle for a picture :)

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/ultimate_ed/3461580346/sizes/l/in/set-72157602076059713/

  598. Ed from Texas Says:

    The new toy looks be to be about the same scale as the original series movie version. Both are a good bit smaller than the original TV series one:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/ultimate_ed/3460767485/in/set-72157602076059713/

  599. Ed from Texas Says:

    You know, I’m mildly disturbed by the fact that I’ve only posted those images in the last few minutes and 40 people have already found them.

  600. Ed from Texas Says:

    Oh, why not – 600!

  601. Cj Says:

    Very awesome, Ed! :)

  602. jackmangan Says:

    And Calgary has made a series of it.

    Ed, are the little ones allowed to play with those models?

  603. Vanamonde Says:

    Morning Pan,

    CP: Whiskey in the Jar – Thin Lizzy

  604. Vanamonde Says:

    Some nice guitar work for a Tuesday Morning.

  605. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: The Boys are Back in Town – Thin Lizzy

  606. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Dancing in The Moonlight – Thin Lizzy

  607. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Jailbreak – Thin Lizzy

  608. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: I Don’t Like Mondays – The Boomtown Rats

  609. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Mona Lisa – Nat King Cole

  610. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Route 66 – Nat King Cole

  611. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Walking My Baby Back Home – Nat King Cole and Natalie Cole

  612. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: These Boots are Made for Walkin’ – Nancy Sinatra

  613. Nomad Scry Says:

    One of these days these boots are gonna walk all over you

    I’m not real familiar with Nancy’s version, but I really enjoy the version that Operation Ivy did.

  614. Ed from Texas Says:

    Jack, only when they are closely supervised and have put down a deposit :)

    Nah, toys are meant to be played with. I’m not a true “collector” in the museum sense.

  615. Vanamonde Says:

    Talking of models, I whiled away many a rainy afternoon as a kid playing with the following model:

    http://www.space1999.net/catacombs/main/models/w2mstarcruiser.html

    It separated into four bits for more variety..

  616. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan

    Beautiful 20 C yesterday. The weatherman says snow for tomorrow.

    I don’t know if I can take anymore of this crazy weather

  617. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    The Red Mile was happy last night, now that Calgary has decided to actually join the playoffs.

  618. Vanamonde Says:

    Only one item on today’s todo list:

    Disillusion TEB about another fairy tale.

    Cough

  619. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    A friend of mine starts her first day of work today. Normally, not an issue but in today’s economy she got a job in record time. She’s from the US and only received her work permit at the end of March. She put out her resume, did an interview and got a job within a couple of weeks. You don’t see that very much anymore.

  620. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    You won’t disillusion me Van, I know the evils of Rumplestiltskin. The poor man who tore himself in half…

    I still say the king was the bad guy in that story.

  621. JohnBoze Says:

    I don’t even have the best pants.

  622. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    CP: Scientific American Podcast

  623. EssBee Says:

    *Pushes the reset button*

  624. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Will that work on the weather, EssBee?

  625. Vanamonde Says:

    Heh! this ain’t a Sar Trek episode Essbee.

  626. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    CP: Escape Pod 195

  627. JohnBoze Says:

    Junk Sound Itkin Pressure’s

  628. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    CP: Get Out the Door – Velvet Revolver

  629. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    CP: Me and My Arrow – Harry Nillson

  630. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    CP: I’m a Believer – The Monkees

  631. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    CP: Of Sins and Shadows – Symphony X

  632. JohnBoze Says:

    Robert Smith is 50 today.

  633. EssBee Says:

    Damn. You’re right, Van.

    Sorry about the weather, TEB. In Colorado, it’s gorgeous and supposed to be 77 today.

    Morning, Deadpan!

  634. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    CP: Salve Virgo Virginum – The Mediæval Bæbes

  635. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    So far weather not bad +8C. But give it 24 hours…

  636. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    CP: The look of Love – Diana Krall

  637. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    CP: Battery – Metallica

  638. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    CP: WanderRadio EP 39

  639. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Well, no more music for now. Gotta do an on-line course for work. Will be out for an hour or so.

  640. JohnBoze Says:

    The squeaky artichoke winds up as dinner.

  641. WNDRWolf Says:

    Conference Call Hell – Ditto I need help.

  642. EssBee Says:

    I’m sorry, Wolf. ditto can’t come to the phone. Can I take a message?

  643. Cj Says:

    Good morning, beautiful people. Consider yourself hugged. I’m hoping to be away from the computer for most of today, at least until I have to clock into work.

    mmmm artichokes – now I want to make one for dinner. Yum.

  644. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    TSH

    http://www.media.wmg-is.com/media/portal/media/cms/images/200903/my-name-up-in-lights-extralarge_1236374277170.jpg

  645. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Time of the Preacher – Willie Nelson

  646. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Once again, CJ is the Scrabble master :)

  647. EssBee Says:

    I’m pretty excited! I just bought tickets for a performance this Thursday by Holly Hughes, the subject of my master’s thesis. Cannot wait.

    http://belmarlab.org/femco2009.php

  648. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: I Like It – Dixie Chicks

  649. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: I Like It – Gerry and the Pacemakers

    in mono

  650. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Need you Tonight – INXS

  651. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: I’ll be your baby tonight – UB40 and Robert Palmer

  652. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Hound Dog – Robert Palmer

  653. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Proud to Be (a honky woman) – Vinegar Joe

  654. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Joe 90 theme

  655. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: UFO theme

  656. Ed from Texas Says:

    CP: Babylon Podcast 152

  657. WNDRWolf Says:

    CP: Insomnia Radio UK #65

  658. WNDRWolf Says:

    Completely off the topic…

    (what topic)

    I was looking WR Stats… Someone is listening to my show on their PSP…

    Wow you can do that?
    (Yes you old man they can…)

  659. Vanamonde Says:

    CW: Chuck s2e20

  660. JohnBoze Says:

    Doesn’t Van listen on PSP? Could’ve sworn someone on here does…

  661. Nomad Scry Says:

    “As in ball shaped,” said Jack.

    And I snorted.

  662. Vanamonde Says:

    Not any more JB, but I’ve listened to DP on a PSP, PS3 and a Dell Axim X30 PDA.

    Cough

    However you can use the RSS feed to stream or download episodes direct to the PSP.

  663. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Boy the bunnies are out in force today. Usually you don’t see them so wildly hopping around the neighbourhood.

  664. Vanamonde Says:

    I may get a life one of these days.

  665. Nomad Scry Says:

    I started my podsuming habit on my PSP, and the automatic wifi scheduling works fairly well. I think I stopped using it as my main device because I only had a 512MB memory card in it at the time.

  666. WNDRWolf Says:

    Van don’t bother You don’t get out of it what you put in to it…

  667. Vanamonde Says:

    Ah I remember when the PSP seemed sleek and sexy and then the iPhone came along and made it look liked a bloated whale.

    Still, Super Stardust is a cool shooter on the PSP..

  668. Nomad Scry Says:

    TSH – I wish my local comic shop was as on the ball, internet-wise, as yours is. Neither one is open during the hours I can get to them and neither one has a web store. I’m all for supporting the little guys, but… [shrug]

  669. Nomad Scry Says:

    Wolf – You get DUST!

  670. Vanamonde Says:

    Well he’s a wolf after all.

  671. Nomad Scry Says:

    I tried to use the test model at the AT&T store within two days of them chaining it to the wall. So it is possible, but unlikely, that the touch sensors were already damaged in some way.

    As the primary (only?) method of input, touch screen is not something I can use. Even on the newfangled tech that is used for the iPhone.

    What is it called? Is the iPhone capacitive touch or resistive touch? Grrr, can’t recall now.

  672. Nomad Scry Says:

    I don’t know Wolf -quite- well enough, but I love to tease my friend Gorath about his wolfie nature by calling him a “woof” all the time. Just doing my vampire part to put down the revolution.

  673. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Van, getting a life is over-rated ;)

  674. Nomad Scry Says:

    AmazonMP3 has the new Depeche Mode for $3.99
    BestBuy has it for $9.99 or $14.99 with a DVD.

    … But I still want the disc.

  675. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Well, the arbourist is here to trim my trees. Gotta go!

    Later Pan

  676. Vanamonde Says:

    Is that a metaphor TEB?

    cough

  677. EssBee Says:

    CP: Senor (Tales Of Yankee Power) — Bob Dylan

  678. WNDRWolf Says:

    NS – Hopefully we will not ever know each other that well…

    Not that there is anything wrong with that.

    ;)

  679. EssBee Says:

    At lunch today, I think I’ll run to Best Buy and get the Caprica DVD. I might also pick up the new Yeah Yeah Yeahs disc, and I’ve been wanting a Garbage CD. Why not?

  680. EssBee Says:

    LOL, Wolf.

  681. Nomad Scry Says:

    … I’m confused now. How did my nipple for this deadpan end up in this deadpan? Shouldn’t it not have existed until after this particular unshow existed? Are my nipples traveling in time?

  682. Nomad Scry Says:

    Wolf – XD

    We get on well enough. Two different creatures of the night, both better than the normals that sleep walk around us.

    Could define pretty much anyone here. It’s not like we’re a majority population.

  683. BrainWyrms » Blog Archive » The early wyrm gets the ear Says:

    [...] Mangan’s Deadpan Unshow Un 35 Share and [...]

  684. Ed from Texas Says:

    I’ve got Caprica coming in the mail. The wife and I will check in on for date night on Friday. Honestly, if it weren’t for Farpoint Media (here and Slice, etc) I wouldn’t even know it was available, much less that I’d have to get a DVD to watch it.

    Sadly, no Blu-Ray.

  685. EssBee Says:

    I heard there’s nudity on the DVD.

    That is all.

  686. jackmangan Says:

    I hope nipples don’t require 1.21 gigawatts to travel through time.

  687. Nomad Scry Says:

    Marty!

  688. WNDRWolf Says:

    How did you get that nipple to 88 mph?

  689. Nomad Scry Says:

    I dunno! Jack did it!

    And how did I not notice until now?

  690. EssBee Says:

    Funny or Die strikes again:

    http://www.funnyordie.com/videos/6eddb255b2

  691. WNDRWolf Says:

    Jack has a new Super Power. He can direct Lightning Bolts to peoples nipples causing them to go 88 mph causing them to travel in time with out the owners knowledge.

    Recommendation keep your hands on all nipples that are important to you…

  692. EssBee Says:

    Says Wolf, obviously using one of his hands at least to type out the warning. Good ole’ one-nipple Wolf.

  693. WNDRWolf Says:

    EssBee I am not worried about my nipples…

    Borrows Vans *Cough*

  694. EssBee Says:

    There’s someone out there for everyone’s nipples. I truly believe that.

  695. Vanamonde Says:

    I’m skeptical, just going by the male/female ratio alone.

  696. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    So they’re still trimming my trees (no euphemisms – despite the current nipple conversation). With any luck, I won’t have to worry about branches falling on the neighbours car come next snowfall (which is tomorrow from what the weatherman says).

  697. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I Think I’m going into gaming withdrawal. There are approx a dozen games I want to purchase this year (that I know of, anyway) but none of them have been released yet. Need to find something to do until next month.

  698. Cj Says:

    Van, This is for you. This cake was made by a sixteen-year-old cake decorator and I couldn’t help, but think of you when I saw it!

    http://3.bp.blogspot.com/_4cDIuOceXIU/SKzdW52Vf3I/AAAAAAAAAPk/ZZsQYuYrIGw/s1600-h/beatles+001.jpg

  699. Cj Says:

    TEB, more Scrabble? New game? Yes? :D

  700. JohnBoze Says:

    700

  701. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    CJ. Yes. I as much a masochist as the next person.

  702. JohnBoze Says:

    CP: Fluting on the Hump – King Missile

  703. Vanamonde Says:

    CD: Wander Radio 34 to my PSP

    Just because I can.

  704. WNDRWolf Says:

    LOL – Thanks Van.

  705. Vanamonde Says:

    TEB, if you want to a challenge, download Geo Defense for your iPod Touch, there is a lite version available.

  706. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Downloading it now, Van. I have Tap Defense on my touch. That was fun for awhile.

    Also, just downloaded Flock for my PC

    http://www.gamespot.com/pc/puzzle/flock/review.html?om_act=convert&om_clk=gssummary&tag=summary;read-review

    Something to tide me over until the “real” games come out :)

  707. EssBee Says:

    TEB, if you want a challenge, play Scrabble w/ Cj!

  708. Vanamonde Says:

    Ah that pacman song from WR 34 is class.

  709. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Yup, CJ’s a Scrabble master all right.

  710. Vanamonde Says:

    It helps when you can do this as well:

    http://www.thepcmanwebsite.com/media/pacman_flash/

  711. EssBee Says:

    CP: Raspberry Swirl — Tori Amos

  712. Vanamonde Says:

    CW: Ashes to Ashes S2E1

  713. WNDRWolf Says:

    Van – What makes #34 so appealing?

  714. JohnBoze Says:

    CP: Lullaby – Editors

  715. Vanamonde Says:

    I wish I knew Wolf, just everything seem to ‘gel’ for that episode.

  716. JohnBoze Says:

    CP: Pure Imagination – Maroon 5

  717. EssBee Says:

    CP: Lola (My Love) — Buckingham Nicks

  718. Ed from Texas Says:

    And now, a very special edition of Jackass….

    http://articles.lancasteronline.com/local/4/236511

    While, going back to our earlier discussion, I certainly say this boy in a man’s body is wholly responsible for his current condition, the fact that his mom is proud of him is a pretty big indictment on the family.

  719. jackmangan Says:

    I don’t think any bonehead should be given leniency because they cry about their poor upbringing, but bad parenting is definitely at the root of the bonehead epidemic.

  720. ditto Says:

    I’m back…

    Some responses:
    Welcome, Dan S.
    i: I like hummus too.
    TEB: lol vulcan homies
    Hugh: Absa-frakin-amen, bro! Who needs the corporate ladder anyway?
    TSH: Re: Catwoman’s boobs: You don’t think *that* is a superpower? ;)
    Amy: Yea! Glad to you are making progress on the novel.
    mp3s vs CDs: I still buy the CDs for the better sound quality.

  721. ditto Says:

    And I like to add: computers seem to hate me.

  722. EssBee Says:

    ditto, thank god you’re back.

  723. ditto Says:

    :)

  724. EssBee Says:

    American Idol is really awful, isn’t it?

  725. ditto Says:

    I think I’ll go hide now. ;)

  726. EssBee Says:

    I did pick up the Caprica DVD today. Now just to get Sly B to quit working and watch it with me. Hmmm.

    I see that the show won’t actually air until 2010. Not shocking, but still, WTF.

  727. Nomad Scry Says:

    I was eating breakfast and flipped past the last few minutes of Idol. I am unimpressed with the lot of ‘em. They sound better than me, but that isn’t say anything at all.

  728. EssBee Says:

    Nomad, I am the Celene Dion of Deadpan, and I say they stink too.

    Sacre Bleu.

  729. EssBee Says:

    The good news is that one could download tonight’s performances on iTunes tomorrow. In case you want to hear them again. And again.

  730. EssBee Says:

    One more Idol question. WTF is Paula on? Any guesses?

  731. Nomad Scry Says:

    EssBee – Good. Now I don’t feel so hypocrankikal for being unimpressed. (And I do not wish to hear them again.)

  732. Nomad Scry Says:

    Parkinson’s disease, maybe? Or just the alchohol?

  733. EssBee Says:

    I was gonna guess oxy m’self, but it could just be a red Coca Cola cup full of vodka. You have a point, sir.

  734. Nomad Scry Says:

    Work, she drags me under. Gulp.

  735. Ed from Texas Says:

    I must say, I catch bits and pieces as my wife and her mother and sisters enjoy it…..this is turning into a run on sentence and I don’t know how to stop it.

    American Idol – I agree this has not been a strong batch. I can usually count on Simon to cut through Paula’s sunshine crap, but even he’s let me down with approving some of the performances.

  736. EssBee Says:

    CW: last night’s Castle

  737. Amy Bowen Says:

    ditto: Welcome back! The novel’s not done, but I uploaded it to CreateSpace this morning anyway, in hopes of getting my free proof copy before my discount code from Nanowrimo ‘07 expires (and even if it does, I’m excited enough about the whole thing to pay for a proof copy). I’m currently waiting for a confirmation email from them.

  738. Amy Bowen Says:

    “RT” @evoterra:

    “It would give me a raging hard-on for days if Phoenix became THE capital of weekly SM meetups. #FN is the motherfucking way. (Sorry, Jack)”

    w00t! I just thought I would “retweet” this here to make absolutely sure that Jack saw it. :-D

  739. marlodianne Says:

    Re: American Idol

    If Freddie Mercury and David Bowie could have had a baby, it would be Adam Lambert.

  740. marlodianne Says:

    My latest donation to Gutenberg, The Homesteaders, has gone live:

    http://www.gutenberg.org/etext/28579

  741. marlodianne Says:

    Random Geekery:

    Trying to pick out a decent cell phone is ridiculously complicated. Even employing my awesome google fu, there is just no info out there. How is this possible?

  742. Nomad Scry Says:

    When I picked my phone, I had spent about a year deciding what features I wanted and waiting for a phone that had them to come out.

    Which is a rough way of saying there is no easy way that I know of.

    Sascha Segan from PCMag is pretty knowledgable, as is Bonnie Cha from CNET.

    http://www.pcmag.com/author_bio/0,1908,a=2974,00.asp#
    http://www.cnet.com/profile/bonnie.cha/?tag=mncol;txt

    And another good source of info is the MobileTechRoundup podcast.

    http://mobiletechroundup.com/

  743. Nomad Scry Says:

    Hmm, too many linkages in my prior comment. When Jack de-mods it, it is for Marlo. ‘K?

  744. ditto Says:

    I don’t watch American Idol, myself. The only reality shows I watch are Top Chef and Biggest Loser.

  745. marlodianne Says:

    ditto: I can’t watch the cooking shows, or I’d never ever be able to eat again.

  746. Nomad Scry Says:

    I have my crew and 2/3 of the second shift crew tonight and they are driving me nuts. Wah wah. And wah.

  747. Nomad Scry Says:

    … And they are gone. phew. No more stupid questions about things that have no bearing on anything.

  748. Vanamonde Says:

    What you looking for in a cellphone MD?

    I don’t watch reality shows, a few attempts at watching Big Brother when it first started in the UK was enough to put me off the concept for good.

    Welcome back ditto.

    Morning Pan, the Sun is shining and I’m going to watch moving pictures in a darkened room later.

  749. Vanamonde Says:

    CW: a week of In Treatment episodes

  750. Nomad Scry Says:

    CL: Dani’s Truth Seekers Podcast: Special Edition: Live from a Tea Party

    … ???

  751. Vanamonde Says:

    Well no good ??ing NS, you’re the one listening to that podcast.

  752. Nomad Scry Says:

    The people speaking at the “Tea Party” seemed to enjoy yelling about socialists and communists and such.

    Which is not exactly a good way to get -me- to agree with them, but it seemed that the audience appreciated it.

    And then there were numbers and facts being strewn about … I don’t know anything about what they were discussing, but my instincts are yelling that it is not only nonsense and lies but contradictory as well.

    I have this sick-fascination / disgust with this politic nonsense. And I think that is what I’m ???’ing most.

  753. Nomad Scry Says:

    And ScottyJ says JustaJoe is Highlander, he can never die. But that is Cj’s LLAP, not Dani’s TS.

  754. jackmangan Says:

    !!!!!!!!!!!

    Thank you, Amy.

  755. jackmangan Says:

    And yes, there can be only one JustaJ0e.

  756. Vanamonde Says:

    I was a bit worried that SM meant something else and Amy was showing a dark side.

    cough

  757. WNDRWolf aka the Master of Patience Says:

    Van – I think I have figured out why you like #34…
    It is fast paced moving from segment to segment quickly. Jack Jaffee’s Muppet pieces are hilarious.

    And I do not speak in that episode…

    Proof of my face for radio and a voice for print…

    ;)

  758. Vanamonde Says:

    Not true Wolf, you speak at the beginning when it sounds like your son is asking what the episode is this week.

  759. WNDRWolf Says:

    LOL – true. That is my son…

  760. EssBee Says:

    ditto: I am a fan of Top Chef. I don’t know why, but I love Padma. And cooking.

    Morning, Deadpan!

  761. EssBee Says:

    justa JOe is the frakin’ way. There can be only one.

  762. ditto Says:

    I really dislike most “reality” shows. Many of them don’t deal with reality at all and are engineered to cater to the train-wreck crowd. I like Top Chef because it really is all about the cooking. There is little that can be faked on that show. And, my wife recently exposed me to Biggest Loser. There are some dumb game components to the show, but overall it is very inspiring and educational.

    Other than that, I don’t know what I’ll be watching on TV anymore. Almost all my shows are gone. I guess I’ll do more reading. :)

  763. ditto Says:

    CP: Hey Joe (Joe Bully) — Beatnik Turtle

    Yep, it’s a total coincidence that I’m playing that song.

  764. ditto Says:

    EssBee: I love Padma, though I’m disappointed about the Hardee’s commercial. They must have paid her a lot for that!

    I read an interview she did not long ago where they asked her what is her favorite thing about herself. She said the scar on her arm.

  765. EssBee Says:

    I haven’t seen the Hardee’s commercial – what’d she do? I DID see that she recently posed nude for some magazine (W?).

    The scar on her arm is my favorite thing about her too. I have a big scar on my left forearm that makes for great stories when people pretend not to see it/can’t take their eyes away.

  766. EssBee Says:

    Sly B picked me up a magazine yesterday because the Grateful Dead were featured on the cover. I can’t remember the name of the mag. It had a free Various Artists CD attached, and I am listening to it now. It’s called. Uncut: White Winter Hymns, and features artists such as Fleet Foxes, Lift To Experience, and The Kissaway Trail. It’s basically really fun hippie music. It’s turning out to be a nice way to start the day.

  767. ditto Says:

    EssBee: Here’s the commercial.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=X8nJKa13sBo

    Sex sells, but I object to using sex to sell (most) products.

  768. Cj Says:

    Wow, that commercial kinda grossed me out.

    Maybe it’s the mom in me – I just saw germs everywhere!

  769. Cj Says:

    Oh… I also have a scar on my left arm just above my wrist – it’s almost undetectable, but also an interesting story to share if/when someone asks.

  770. EssBee Says:

    I would like to forget ever seeing that commercial. Damn you, ditto!

  771. ditto Says:

    I have lots of scars. I guess I’ve just lived an interesting life. :)

    Now I’ll have to avoid getting some new ones after sharing that video. ;)

  772. EssBee Says:

    Imagine the director for that commercial:

    “Can you hold the hamburger further away from your face, yet still lick it?”

  773. Vanamonde Says:

    Oooh go on Cj and tell the story of the scar.

    I’ve one on my foot. I have no memory and what caused this, but was told later that I had grabbed the hot poker for the coke fire as a bairn and pulled it onto my foot.

  774. Cj Says:

    It’s not an exciting story – just interesting to me.

    I’d rather hear about EssBee’s scar story!

    But.. I’ll share too…

  775. Vanamonde Says:

    Yes, come on Essbee spill your guts about the scar.

  776. Vanamonde Says:

    Well that killed the conversation.

  777. Cj Says:

    I married my first husband in 1993 in Arizona even though we lived in California at the time. Whenever we traveled, we brought our cats with us so, of course, my cats were at the wedding.

    I was standing outside in my parents’ backyard after the wedding, but before we left for our hotel and I was holding my black cat, Dinky, in my arms. My dad decided at that very moment to celebrate the marriage by setting off a series of firecrackers – - – which scared my cat, but I couldn’t let go of her because we were out in the boonies/desert and I didn’t want her to run off and be eaten by a snake or something…

    She left a big gash in my arm which is now barely detectable, but she died April 9th of last year so I’m perfectly happy to have the reminder of my first “baby” etched into my arm.

    I actually can’t believe she’s already been gone for a year. Sometimes I swear I still see her out of the corner of my eye. We had a good 16 years together.

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/lovelongandprosper/3123520168/

  778. EssBee Says:

    Ok, here’s mine (and I’m totally off task today because I’m following the Zapata trial on Twitter. The trial just opened, and closing arguments are about to begin):

    I was playing with my brother when we were kids – I was maybe 12 or 13, he is 2 years younger. He went all Lord of the Rings on me, and wielded his sword, which was actually a piece of wood with a huge rusty nail sticking out of it. He tore my arm open from the inside of my elbow around to the tip of my index finger. It’s kind of a curvy scar, most noticeable on the top of my forearm and the back of my hand. There’s also a nice slice on the index finger right under the nail.

    He was always a little shit. He’s an oncologist now. Still a shit, as I have recounted here in the past.

    I have several other scars as well, but this is the one they could use to identify my body when talking to my loved ones. “Any tattoos or defining marks?” Yep, she had a big-ass scar on her left arm.

  779. Vanamonde Says:

    All we need now is a big fooking shark.

  780. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Dead Skunk – Loudon Wainwright III

  781. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: So Damn Happy – Loudon Wainwright III

  782. WNDRWolf Says:

    I just learned today that I will be in Phoenix for a 2 days of training in June.

  783. Vanamonde Says:

    CP:Primrose Hill – Loudon Wainwright III

  784. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: 4 x 10 – Loudon Wainwright III

  785. Vanamonde Says:

    4 x 10 – Loudon Wainwright III

    it’s not strange, no mystery
    you and I are history
    I put up my protective wall
    it’s 4 feet thick and 10 feet tall

    10 feet tall and 4 feet thick
    granite, concrete, steel and brick
    protection for you, understand
    the little boy, the inner man

    boys kissed the girls
    then made them cry
    that’s a man’s job, that is why
    when you cry, you’re just a clone
    of every woman I have known

    and every Harry, Dick and Tom
    gets all of this shit from his mom
    who was unhappy, mom was sad
    because of a wall that dad had

    once its up it wont come down
    and mom’s a queen and dad’s a clown
    it’s not strange, no mystery
    that you and I are history

    it’s 4 feet thick and 10 feet tall

  786. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Singin’ in the Rain – Gene Kelly

  787. Amy Bowen Says:

    Jack: You’re welcome!

    Van: That occurred to me, too, but no, Evo was using it to mean “Social Media.”

  788. Vanamonde Says:

    Someone in Phoenix may get the chance to stroke a wolf.

    Cough

  789. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Kung Fu Girls – Blondie

  790. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Hanging on the Telephone – Blondie

  791. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Islands of Lost Souls – Blondie

  792. JohnBoze Says:

    I’ve been taking lunchhour walks for the past 6 workdays. Today, I’m waiting for the temp to creep north of 50ºF. Apparently tomorrow they expect a high of 83ºF, then back down for Friday and the remainder of the 10-day…

  793. Cj Says:

    What 2 days Wolf? I’d love to have a wolf at my birthday party!

  794. Vanamonde Says:

    RIP Jack Cardiff

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8012994.stm

    He was involved in one of my all time fav movies ‘A Matter of Life and Death’.

  795. Vanamonde Says:

    Stairway to Heaven for those in the USA.

  796. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Jake the Peg – Rolf Harris

  797. WNDRWolf Says:

    CJ – Right now that is not clear somewhere between 1st and the 18th…
    Will let you all know as details develop. :) Cj I would love to get together for a Cj traveled around the sun party. But I will wait until further information is available before I make any promises.

  798. WNDRWolf Says:

    Scheduling by Magic 8 Ball.

  799. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: If I Were a Rich Man – Topol

  800. EssBee Says:

    CP: Drifting — 4 Non Blondes

  801. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Turn on the Sun – Nana Mouskouri

  802. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: All Along the Watchtower – Bob Dylan

  803. Vanamonde Says:

    ZP shouts Tally Ho and he reviews HAWX:

    http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/689-Tom-Clancys-H-A-W-X

  804. ditto Says:

    Currently Addicted to: Gimme Sympathy — Metric

  805. EssBee Says:

    JB, that sounds like Colorado weather!

  806. Vanamonde Says:

    CW: Fringe S1E17

  807. jackmangan Says:

    Going way back on this conversation – - I was able to watch a live Iron Chef type of thing this past weekend. It was amazing just how calm and relaxed the chefs and their assistants were the entire time. Nothing like what you see on “reality” TV.

  808. EssBee Says:

    Conference call hell.

    Also, the jury has the case in the Zapata murder trial.

  809. Vanamonde Says:

    No scars Jack?

  810. ditto Says:

    Conference call hell here too.

  811. WNDRWolf Says:

    Bring Marshmellows next time…

    I hear they roast well.

  812. ditto Says:

    I am the marshmallow. Burnt to a crisp. :(

  813. ditto Says:

    CP: Scary Monsters (& Super Creeps) — David Bowie

  814. EssBee Says:

    I am the cracker.

    cough

  815. WNDRWolf Says:

    Koo Koo Ka Choo.

  816. ditto Says:

    Crunch crunch.

  817. Vanamonde Says:

    Wibble!

  818. Vanamonde Says:

    I’m not wearing underpants on my head though.

  819. EssBee Says:

    Conference call now at one hour, twelve minutes.

  820. WNDRWolf Says:

    EssBee ask them if they would mind if you ordered pizza.

  821. jackmangan Says:

    If Vanamonde won’t, then maybe the conference call participants should wear their underwear on their heads.

  822. JohnBoze Says:

    Jack, there was an interesting blog post from our own local Andrew Zimmern (“Bizzare Foods”) about “Hell’s Kitchen.”

    http://blogs.mspmag.com/chowandagain/

  823. Vanamonde Says:

    You know I would like Heroes to end with Hiro grabbing Sylar and transporting him to the far future, when time restarts for Sylar, he’s in a desert with a big bloated Sun in the sky…

  824. ditto Says:

    Scary thought of the day: Hiro & Sylar slash fiction.

  825. EssBee Says:

    Allen Andrade is guilty of 1st Degree Murder and a Hate Crime.

  826. EssBee Says:

    “Hiro grabbing Sylar”

  827. Cj Says:

    When the Wolf is in town, even if not during my festivities, we should at least have a Jack collective!

    One can never have too many Jacks.

    You can, however, have entirely too many underpants on your head if you aren’t careful.

  828. Nomad Scry Says:

    I like the way “I am the marshmallow” feels when I say it.

    I am the marshmallow.

    Then again, I like mushrooms for basically the same reason.

  829. Cj Says:

    I once rented a white Ford Probe and it felt like I was driving a marshmallow. Don’t know why – I just remember feeling that way.

  830. ditto Says:

    CP: Master and Servant — Depeche Mode

  831. Nomad Scry Says:

    CL: Whatever the downstairs neighbor is playing. Grumph.

  832. EssBee Says:

    Conference call currently at 2 hours, 26 minutes.

  833. Vanamonde Says:

    Well at you know what Hell is now Essbee.

  834. Vanamonde Says:

    +least

  835. EssBee Says:

    2 hours, 54 minutes . . .

  836. Vanamonde Says:

    CW: The Daily Show with the ‘horror’ of socialism in Sweden.

  837. Cj Says:

    Indiana Jones Lego game on Xbox 360 – my daughter incredibly masterful at this game.

    She’s like a 5-year-old video game prodigy.

    Takes after her dad in that respect.

    Sometimes I worry.

  838. EssBee Says:

    3 hours, 8 minutes . . .

  839. EssBee Says:

    Andrade is now being sentenced. The victim’s mother is addressing the court.

  840. WNDRWolf aka the Master of Patience Says:

    CJ – Yeah we could do that whole you will be assimulated thing… We are Jack of Borg you will be satarized…

  841. WNDRWolf aka the Master of Patience Says:

    I do not have video game skill…

  842. Vanamonde Says:

    You can’t get much simpler than Space Invaders..left, right, shoot!

  843. WNDRWolf aka the Master of Patience Says:

    I lose at that one as well… I have no coordination

  844. ditto Says:

    Made of Deadpan.

  845. WNDRWolf aka the Master of Patience Says:

    T’was the eve before Deadpan…

    Oh wait we did that already…

  846. Nomad Scry Says:

    So… if Trucker Overdrive showed up too… would that make the mother, maiden, crone of Jacks?

  847. Cj Says:

    I want All Jack TV – All the Time – swooooon

  848. WNDRWolf aka the Master of Patience Says:

    I have always wanted to be the maiden…

  849. WNDRWolf aka the Master of Patience Says:

    I don’t have the bust for it.

  850. Nomad Scry Says:

    We could bronze you?

  851. WNDRWolf aka the Master of Patience Says:

    Goodnight Mush. I will see you all briefly tomorrow. Then a weekend of fun and partying — right… believe that.

  852. EssBee Says:

    Dream sweet, Maiden Wolfy.

  853. ditto Says:

    Fun? Backups and beating my computers qualifies as fun? OK. I guess it does when I’m drinking ice wine.
    *hic*

  854. Amy Bowen Says:

    My proof copy of my ‘07 novel is on its way to me now! :-D

    Night, Pan. Tomorrow will be a very long day. 10 hours of work followed by a conference call. Yay. I am looking forward to the conference call, though – it’s a career development seminar specifically designed for AmeriCorps Members.

  855. ditto Says:

    Congrats, Amy!!!!

  856. EssBee Says:

    ditto, “If a problem comes along, you must whip it.”

    Amy, rock on, girl.

    Tomorrow is a very exciting day for me as well. Maybe I already said this, so if I did forgive me. I wrote my master’s thesis on a book by a pretty controversial performance artist named Holly Hughes. She was part of the NEA 4 back in the 80s. I think she’s completely brilliant, even if she is a bit edgy.

    She will be in Denver tomorrow performing a new piece. Tomorrow is also Sly B’s mom’s (my mother-out-law) birthday, and she is with us to celebrate. So, we are going for an early dinner of all-you-can-eat Sushi, followed by Holly’s performance. w00t!

    Here’s a link to her book, in case you all want a good giggle:

    http://tinyurl.com/dj52bh

  857. Amy Bowen Says:

    Thanks! :-)

    I had the greatest idea when I was driving today. I was listening to WNDR Radio’s interview with Rob Paterson from Kung Fu Action Theatre, and they were discussing how voice acting for audio dramas is better if the actors are actually in the same room together. So I thought: During the informal ManganCon we were talking about earlier, we should totally record a Questors episode live at either the Draco Vista or LLAP studios. Even if I have reached the end of the story and finished all the episodes before then, it would still be fun to do a live version. :-) Just a thought.

  858. EssBee Says:

    BTW, I can eat A LOT of Sushi. In case anyone was wondering.

  859. jackmangan Says:

    Brain = funk.

    I should really talk to the Discworld Con people, huh…….

  860. EssBee Says:

    Well, it’s been a really emotionally draining day. I am off to find some aspirin and my pillow. I think I have a good book waiting.

    Hugs to everyone out there. Thanks for being who you each are.

  861. ditto Says:

    I can eat lots ‘o sushi too. :)

  862. Ed from Texas Says:

    And once again the sun sets on a week of deadpan.

    Good night, John Boy….

  863. ditto Says:

    Night, Ed.

  864. Cj Says:

    Amy – Way to go, Girl!

    EssBee – Very exciting. Have a great time!

    G’nite boys and girls who are heading off to bed.

    Sushi is win! (dammit. Someone take me out for sushi. My silly husband doesn’t like it!)

    LLAP Studios will always be available to the Pan.

    Uhm uhm uhm…. I have to work now.

    I’ll be up late.

  865. Cj Says:

    I’m going to drink some Diet Wild Cherry Pepsi and use a Red Vine as a straw.

    I’m the slowest Easter candy eater of all time. My hubby goes nutz wanting to eat my candy which just sits there uneaten… tempting him.

  866. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    EssBee I just read about the verdict on that Zapata case

    It is about time all hate crimes are treated the same. That girl was a person with a family just like anyone else. The horrible things he said about her.. ugh. Hate is so ugly.

  867. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    in happier news, Hugh is quite excited watching the Blackhawks vs Calgary right now

    :)

    I am hiding from it :)

    l8r pan
    hope everyone is good

  868. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    sorry I am going back to the bad story for a second.. at what point can you justify in your mind that this person, this human being in front of you is less that you, is less human than you in some way, that they are beneath you? That killing them isn’t killing because somehow this person isn’t a human being like you.. what the fuck is that? what causes that?

    so disturbing

  869. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    ok thats all I have to say about that. I just needed to vent on that

    I need to leave with a happy comment now

    errrr….

  870. The Smarty Hotties® Says:

    Happy Earth Day!

    I tried :)

  871. ditto Says:

    Happy Earth Day to you too.

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