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Promo – MegaPodzilla
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Bad Lyrics Theatre
UsedHair with the restaurants he ate at in the last 2 1/2 weeks
Skry with stolen lyrics
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Lost Ralph with a Transformers 2 review
Jack Jaffe with the dimensions of his workspace – wants others to send in the dimensions of their workspace
More lyrics
Jack’s Unrelated thought
Cj’s dumbass memory
Today’s Greasy Spoon Nipples (in super speed):
justa J0e
The Energizer Bunny
EssBee
imag1narynumber
imag1narynumber
Vanamonde with a stolen paragraph
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Jesus Geeks
Strangely Literal
Generic Bumper 1
Farpoint Recap 1
Generic Bumber 2
How to Grow Your Geek
Farpoint Recap 2
Love Long and Prosper
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Outro Deadpan Death by Army of Darkness
Music
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Happy Bunny, Birthday!
The “Happy Birthday” (I looked it up!)
1 oz Cointreau
1 oz Blue Curacao
1/2 oz Galliano Herbal Liqueur
1/2 oz White Rum
Thanks for all the well wishes!
Something to think about.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-jBKKV2V8eU
That drink looks amazing! I’m totally thirsty now. hehe (Dan hates when I spell hee hee like hehe … so hehe)
Bunny, that was a great video. Funny funny! If I keep playing WoW I’ll start waving my wand arm around and zapping everyone with my curses! Muauahahaha
There’s actually a bottler in Texas that still makes Dr. Pepper with real sugar. I’ve had bottles of it before. It is definitely different from the corn syrup version.
Same with Coca Cola. South of the border, they bottle it from real sugar and it’s fairly easy to find in the stores around here. Definitely a better taste than the corn syrup version.
Happy birthday, TEB!
Going to see “UP” in a few minutes.
http://tinyurl.com/n6a7w3
Well then.
Ah well at least you North Americans miss out on Sadie the Bra lady ads.
I bought an air popper to make popcorn at home! YUM. Ran out of the microwave stuff and decided I wanted something better anyway :)
Another “Home Run” for PIXAR.
… but DAMN, what a tear jerker!
I love Mexican Cokes, which are pretty easily obtainable even here in MN…
Mexican Coke ?
Going to buy a T-Mobile G1 during lunchbreak tomorrow, joining the smartphone generation…
Yeah Mexican Coke, Jamaican Marijuana, and Afghan Black Tar Heroin…
Looks like JB picked the wrong week to quit …(insert verb) … (insert substance)!
Cleveland Steamers.
Oops, my brow just hit the floor….
They going to get you little fishy:
http://mobile.networkworld.com/device/article.php?CALL_URL=www.networkworld.com/news/2009/070909-electrical-data-theft.html
Damn, bro, that is low.
heh.
Morning Pan, what I missed out this week due to fooking engineering work:
http://www.settle-carlisle.co.uk/
Grrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr!
Morning, Pan!
I’m headed to Colorado Springs. Mom is having back surgery today and I’m (eeeek!) spending the week with the folks to help take care of her. I’m be needing some serious DP bar time.
Wish me (more importantly, mom) luck! Back later!
EssBee: Best of luck to both of you, and general well-wishes!
Morning Pan!
Downtown this morning.
Thanks to everybody yesterday. Had a wonderful day. Spent about 4 hours wandering around at the zoo. then hubby took em shopping and out for dinner. All in all, a nice day.
Headed home already!
Ta!
[insert jealous fist-waving here]
A free game for some diversion:
http://www.nekogames.jp/mt/2009/05/cat_gets_100_stars.html
Mehning.
If you aren’t doing much on July 16th:
http://www.wechoosethemoon.org/
Home again.
Hubby has pulled his bass out and is recording some bed music.
Now that has got to be an euphemism.
Cough
Light saber chop sticks are kind of cool
http://www.starwars.com/vault/collecting/20090708.html
Holy cow, that’s a lot of junk food
http://www.holytaco.com/ultimate-super-bowl-snack-stadium
Here are some superheroes who have now gone public domain
http://pdsh.wikia.com/wiki/Public_Domain_Super_Heroes
TEB: That’s pretty damned cool!
Mehnday.
What is the bed music for?
Jack: I think he’s just doing his thing. He’s now pulled out his guitar and has been recording on top of the bass track. I don’t recognize the music so I’m assuming it’s original.
# Which link are you referring to? I think they are all cool in their own way ;)
Off to the store. Had no luck when shopping yesterday so will try different stores today (looking for a new bathing suit)
TEB: My apologies, the superhero one.
Van,
The moon mission site looks interesting.
CP: Hand Clappin’ — Red Prysock
+1 Ed. Thanks, Vanamonde!
CP: ‘Til the well runs dry — Wynona Carr
On July 16, let’s put someone in a spacesuit in front of a greenscreen and just *claim* they’ve landed on the moon.
Got the new G1. Pretty slick…
Won’t the green screen be a bit of a give away? Seems like we ought to put some of them there special effects on the video to make it more convincing.
They should wear goggles so they can breathe the space-air.
I want the green chopsticks.
About the food stadium, I have to question this quote from the page:
“The twinkie is nature’s brick.”
What part of the twinkie even comes from nature?
Kinda makes ya wonder if the sky isn’t really just a green screen and we are all stuck inside a box?
or …
Living inside of a little glass room
Living inside of the tube
Everyone’s made out of little thin lines
Sometimes their fingers are blue
Mine too
Re: Moon magic
… and there needs to be at least one busty, big haired girl in a metallic silver mini-skirt.
Something odd with typing on the G1, I keep hitting something that aint
Grrr. I’m sure I’ll get used to it eventually…
justa J0e for president!
I suspects it still beats the iPhone’s autocorrect madness JB.
In answer to Cj’s question:
sugar
http://recipes.howstuffworks.com/twinkie1.htm
for the full horror story.
Ohhhh, Cj for the Nesmith reference!!
They just covered Twinkies on their “Stuff You Should Know” podcast, actually, Van…
I don’t listen to that podcast JB.
It’s a pretty good one. I also listen to the “TechStuff” & “Stuff You Missed in History Class” casts.
Oh and a little late – good luck to EssBee and her mom. Sending healing *hugs* thataway.
Twinkies are delicious as far as I remember. I have not had one since before 2002.
Twinkies have not changed in the intervening 7 years, CJ…
I’ve been trying out these yogurts that are supposed to make you feel full for longer.
They taste nice, not impressed with the fullness bit.
Why did you stop eating Twinkies Cj?
I stopped eating most junk food. Unfortunately, many foods have made it back into my life, but Twinkies just never did.
Re: Re: Moon magic
“… and there needs to be at least one busty, big haired girl in a metallic silver mini-skirt.”
I think that applies to just about all situations in life.
Except food preparation.
The last thing you want in food is hair.
More lewd than dirty, Cuckoo’s Nest lyrics:
As I was a walking one morning in May
I met a pretty fair maid and unto her did say
I’ll tell you me mind, it’s for love I am inclined
An me inclination lies in your cuckoo’s nest
Some like a girl who is pretty in the face
and some like a girl who is slender in the waist
But give me a girl who will wriggle and will twist
At the bottom of the belly lies the cuckoo’s nest
Me darling, says she, I am innocent and young
And I scarcely can believe your false deluding tongue
Yet I see it in your eyes and it fills me with surprise
That your inclination lies in me cuckoo’s nest
me darling, says me, if you can see it in me eyes
Then think of it as fondness and do not be surprised
For I live you me dear and I’ll marry you I swear
If you’ll let me clap my hand on your cuckoo’s nest
Me darling, says she, I can do no such thing
For me mother often told me it was committing sin
Me maidenhead to lose and me sex to be abused
So have no more to do with me cuckoo’s nest
Me darling, says me, it’s not committing sin
But common sense should tell you it is a pleasing thing
For you were brought into this world to increase and do your best
And to help a man to heaven in your cuckoo’s nest
Me darling, says she, I cannot you deny
For you’ve surely won my heart by the rolling of your eye
Yet I see it in your eyes that your courage is surprised
So gently lift your hand into me cuckoo’s nest
This couple they got married and soon they went to bed
And now this pretty fair maid has lost her maidenhead
In a small country cottage they increase and do their best
And he often claps his hand on her cuckoo’s nest
CW: The Shooting Party
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/The_Shooting_Party
I had the desire to try a twinkie again 5 or 6 years ago after not having one since I was a kid and I thought they were disgusting.
I would much rather eat cannolo
Or at the little Italian market I frequent they use the cannolo cream and put it on cakes.. so that is even closer and far superior to the twinkie in my book
and yes I am a biased Italian woman :)
“The last thing you want in food is hair” – so many comments. I will refrain myself.
The Pan is never as much fun when people start using restraints.
Probably won’t come as a big surprise to cat owners:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8147566.stm
This one passed me by:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_Titor
reminds me of a certain Barney Miller episode.
So, if I’m eating with a pair of blue chopsticks and I spy someone with a set of red ones, are we honor bound to fight to the death?
I missed the 69 moon fun by not being born until 1970 (damn you mother!), so it will be really cool to re-live it for the next time for the first time.
He he he… I said 69… he he he
I was born in the Summer of 69.
Someone even wrote a song about it.
The summer… not my birth.
Smarty Hottieeeeeeeeeeeessssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssssss!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
SA-Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooon!
I
am
drunk
and
pouring
myself
a
glass
of
wine.
Unadvisable
Uh oh, JOe.
I cannot advise another glass of wine, but I would also not advise you to take my advice.
Hugh was born in 1969 too! But not in the summer. He was born in November.
CJ – I usually find restraints to make things more fun.. LOL.. I couldn’t resist. I know those were not the kind of restraints you were referring to.
j0e- *ssssssswwwwwwwwwwwwwwooooooooooooooooooooonnnnnnn* back atcha!
Whoa! A TSH sighting!
I shall savor the moment and bask in the glow :)
Too rarely do you brighten our corner of the universe.
:) awwwww
I know. I wish I could go back to that carefree time when I could participate more here and on pod. Alas, I can only spare these sporadic visits now and again. Such is life.
and with that I bid you farewell for a few again
until next time paniacs
take care
G1 is now live on home WIFI, so of course posting from phone once even though the computer is right here…
I also enjoyed half a bottle of Gewurztraminer tonight. More of a dinner wine than a drinking wine.
And. . . .!!! speaking of birthdays and Smarty Hotties. . . .!!!
It’s officially the 14th in Chicago, so Happy Birthday, Dre – if you see this.
Morning Pan, I remember watching one of the later Moon landings, whilst playing with a dinky toy Seaking helicopter which came with a command module model that you could winch up.
http://www.boland-devries.nl/dinkies/7/724d.jpg
After checking out Boze’s Ringtroid app, I suddenly find myself wanting an Android.
Thankfully I’m on AT&T so … oh.
I don’t remember the moon landings because that was before I was born.
That’s pretty cool looking helicopter though.
I started playing with this in the bath when the motor failed:
http://www.boland-devries.nl/dinkies/10/1044-i.jpg
Maybe that was a TMI moment about my childhood.
Happy Birthday, Andrea. Stay young!
Thirded!
I was born close enough to moon landing times to get a Tonka Toy “Crater Crawler”
http://home.comcast.net/~storto10/mmmscale.htm
Of course, all that is left now of mine is the blue metal and the grey wheels, but it’s one of the few toys I ever held on to and I have actually passed it along to my son.
Happy Birthday, Dre!
Happy Birthday, TSH! :)
Van said: I started playing with this in the bath when the motor failed
I had to scroll down to realize he was talking about his childhood and not… y know… last night. *sigh*
:)
Corporate BS won’t get me down today!
Nothing will ruin my fantabulous mood.
Even the fact that I have to drive to Central Phoenix for lunch in the scalding heat with my two children.
Because I’m seeing Harry Potter tonight.
*Wiggly Dance*
Wow! This coffee is strong!
I too would also like to offer up pleasant birthday wishes for TSH as well!
Quick jump in before I’m gone for the day.
Happy Birthday Andrea!!
If anybody is interested Charles Brown died
http://www.locusmag.com/News/2009/07/charles-n-brown-1937-2009.html
Happy Birthday, TSH!
Don’t get mad, get even. The song tells the story.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5YGc4zOqozo
I’d so love to spend the afternoon with some toy vehicles on the dining room floor, until mom tells me to put them away and eat dinner.
Well, Potter is running 98% fresh on Rotten Tomatoes. Sounding very promising.
“A recent Zogby phone poll found that 78% of Americans favor teaching evidence for and against Darwin’s theory; 43% also believe the pollster asking the question was in fact a tiny man living inside the phone.”
Jack: Nice!
ditto: Can I assume you too listen to Caffination?
I was ignorant of who Charles Brown was…never got round to reading Locus.
awww Jackamo told me i was getting bday wishes over here :)
thanks so much everyone. I’m 36 today. When the hell did I get so old? Don’t let Hugh know I said that. He is having the turning 40 freaks outs already and his birthday isnt for months.
Makes me feel like I am still an honorary Deadpanite! Albeit currently a sucky Deadpanite, and not the good kind of sucky either.
I’m sure Ive missed plenty of birthdays around here so whomever Ive missed, here is blanket happy birthday to cover everyone.
Well, I guess I’ll have to send a late Happy Birthday to T.E.B. (my wife’s birthday took precedence, I hope you’ll understand), and a Happy Birthday to The Smarty Hotties!
Did anyone else narrowly miss Monday the 13th? I should check what happened to Garfield…
Which brings us to today.
I am much more exciting in real-life. Ok, maybe a little more.
imag1narynumber: nope, but I’m going to check it out now.
CP: Ghost — The Berg Sans Nipple
kewl song.
Why and how the f did “My Sharona” start playing in my head??? I haven’t heard that song in months.
Kind of funny you mention “My Sharona” Jack, two months ago I downloaded the TABs. The rhythm is easy, the solo is too hard for me.
Or maybe you’re thinking of the “bad” lyrics i.e.
“Oh you make my motor run, my motor run, gun it coming off of the line Sharona. “
Ma-ma-mama my-yi-yiiii Balogna!
*insert underarm noise here*
Where’s the nuclear powered giant hovercraft when you need them?
There’s an excellent mashup out there of “My Sharona” and “Tear You Apart” by She Wants Revenge.
I don’t even remember a solo in the original…
I’ll have to check that out, Jack.
CP: By-Tor and the Snow Dog — Rush
FF 3.5 alert:
http://voices.washingtonpost.com/securityfix/2009/07/stopgap_fix_for_critical_firef.html
HA! I’m still running 3.0… Bullet dodged
OK. I’m up to the UnShow with Van… I’ll get caught up… maybe
I use Chrome, but I’m sure that is has some security flaw that will stop me feeling smug.
Thanks for the heads-up, ditto! I can’t believe it involves Javascript. Never woulda guessed it.
So I found this week, that something I’ve always joked I have (Summer just depresses the hell out of me), is an actual condition:
http://www.ehow.com/how_2352878_summer-seasonal-affective-disorder-sad.html
Although it makes you wonder when people write up these tips if they actually know anybody who works shift or works in an environment they have absolute no control over.
Really, Van. So you prefer chilly and wintry to sunny and warm? (I’m not mocking, just curious.)
And btw, what happened to Deadpan this year with the Parsecs?
Is Wander still in the running?
I prefer chilly to hot.
OMG, my parents are so tough to take at times. I can actually feel my hair turning gray.
I think this needs to be filled with the Indian Nipple song.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=RiElEQxGsdw
What. The. Hell?
Night pan.
Starting to catch up again.
Sigh.
Night, Pan.
Oh no wait! I’m leaving in about 20 minutes to go see Harry Potter!
Why am I in my jammies!
error error! Must fix!
I am a wee bit excited. ;)
About to record part one of a story I’ve written for my podcast. Wish me luck.
Van
http://www.thinkgeek.com/electronics/retro-gaming/bfc7/?cpg=98H
Lejon, what is your podcast? I don’t think I’ve heard of it yet, so please enlighten me.
That reverse SAD article is annoyingly useless. Seems to me that it basically says, some people are not normal. Well. Ferfucksake, no shit.
Morning Pan, I prefer it cool rather than cold, but a hot Summer is a torture for me (feeling sluggish, weakness in my legs, and sleepless nights).
You also feel like the skeleton at the party cos everybody expects you to be happy when you are feeling no such thing.
As for retro, I have the original GP32 NS. My problem with the Wiz, is that is that my PSP has a custom firmware so I can run emulators and I have a flash card for my DS so can also run emulators. So no real need for the Wiz (and I can watch videos on the phone).
Oh and my Wii is also hacked for running emulators…not portable obviously but good for a retro fix.
Mickey Mouse: Castle of Illusion for the Megadrive/Genesis is a damn fine platform game.
So hopefully I will also be checking out the new HP film later.
Oh The Secret of Monkey Island is now out on Xbox Live:
http://uk.xboxlive.ign.com/articles/100/1003651p1.html
I am home from my midnight Harry Potter viewing.
I loved the movie.
Now I am going to love my pillow.
Good to hear, CJ. We’ll probably be catching it when we come back from Vegas.
CJ: I scroll up to read these comments through an RSS feed, so the first thing I saw in your post was “Now I am going to love my pillow”, so my first thought was… swoooooooooon.
Nomand: I’m not much of a gamer, so the retro Sega Genesis game “Boogerman” on my daughter’s Wii is all I really need. Well, that and Rock Band.
Jack: re: The Parsecs.
As far as I know the deadline for submissions of the shows that have been nominated has passed. My submission has been sent in. I have not heard when the short list will be announced. Off to see if I can find out…
According to the list on the Parsec site the short list (5 Finalists) will be announced o July 19.
Morning, Pan!
Back to Colorado Springs with mom this morning. She has to have labwork done, and her blood sugar is astronomical, so we have to go see her doc about that.
Have a great day! Wish I could sneak in Harry Potter!
Morning Pan!
Ohhh, LLAP coming down the pipe
Re: The United song. They actually interviewed him on the CBC last week
http://www.cbc.ca/consumer/story/2009/07/10/united-breaks-guitars.html