Duel of the Show Notes.
Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #137: Live Duel of the Fates
The Deadpanmmmmm meetup happened! Bunches of recording happened. Here is one. The Live Duel of the Fates recorded at the Love Long and Prosper Studios (http://www.lovelongandprosper.com/podcast/)
Participating in this live Duel of the Fates
Dan Shaurette
Dan’s Fiancee Michelle
Sheila
Coathalia
Cj
The Energizer Bunny
Rhettro
Dan
Debbie
Amy Bowen
Randy
Val
Evo – aka Vanna
You can find most of these wonderful people at their various podcasts
Out of the Coffin (http://www.outofthecoffin.com/)
Evo @ 11 (http://evoat11.com/)
Love Long and Prosper (http://www.lovelongandprosper.com/podcast/)
Choosing three characters
Team Firefly – Inara
Team Controllers – Indiana Jones
Team One Sheet To The Wind – James Bond
Who is the most iconic? – James Bond
Who would win in a fight – Indiana Jones
Greasy nipple comments read by EssBee
The Energizer Bunny
Cj
Ed From Texas
EssBee
Usedhair
The Energizer Bunny
Vanamonde (first of the week)
Back to Live Duel of the Fates
Love Prowess – Tie James Bond & Inara
Rotating Category; Who would make a better Santa Clause – Indiana Jones
Finally; Why should your character win?… Listen to the podcast to find out
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Naked Hockey could be frighting. I have a 4 inch scar on my back from a skating with my brother when he slid in to me after I fell. His skates where not even that sharp. I hate to think what that could do to other body parts.
I have a broken nose from hockey.
So you were skating naked, reaper?
I don’t have a problem with my wife picking movies. She loves action movies and isn’t a fan of chick flicks.
Girls that like action flicks FTW !!!!
TEB: No, I wasn’t quite that crazy when I was a kid. Well maybe I was that nuts, but no one dared me to. If I was naked I might have had more worries about frost bit than sharps things. Wisconsin gets pretty cold and windy.
The first time I went to a Hockey game I was surprised to discover that there is such a thing as Hockey groupies. Perhaps there is another name for these girls but with some of these gals I found their attire to be pleasantly gratuitous.
Will others … not so much with the pleasant.
I guess they had hopes of snaring them a hockey player.
LOL Reaper.
Now off to Ticket Master. Back after Lunch
J0e, they’re called “puck bunnies”
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Puck_bunny
Ok, really gone.
Holy shit, are we actually back? That was a supremely uncool outage. Sorry everyone.
Wow. What happened. That was a very long outage.
Okay,
toffee covered popcorn is known as Kennel Corn in the USA
True or false?
As opposed to puck buddies.
False. (right?)
There was apparently a bad HD on the FPM server. I hope we see some stability from here on out. . .
I once overruled a bunch of decent movie choices on a double-date +1 and got us all to go see Cool World. End result: four other people ticked off at me.
What was that about your nuts while skating naked, reaper?
JOe, re: ^, I would have expected you to go there. What happened?!
I did something horrendous to my shoulder on my Dallas trip last week and now must go to the Dr. I HATE going to the Dr.
Feel better, EssBee!
So if Puck Bunnies are into hockey players, I wonder what that means for Energizer Bunnies. . . .
I’ll leave you to rub your chins and ponder that for awhile.
Definitely something to fry up your brain on, Jack.
Also glad to see things back to “normal”. I missed my lunch time fix.
Wong will get jealous if you just rub your chins.
Hey my dear panites
Hope everyone is good. We are down to 14 days to our move!! yikes!!!!
I spoke to Jack last week and he said there were pictures from the famed Deadcon 09 and I would love to see them.
I don’t remember who Jack said had them so could whomever has them or someone couple please steer me in the right direction.
I believe he said they were on Flickr?
please add me or send me a link or whatever???????
thanks!!
my flickr account: http://www.flickr.com/photos/hughdre/
or my gmail address is: andreadmw
TSH !!!!!!
*SSSSSMMMMMMOOOOOOOCH!!!!!!*
Good to read from you!
I guess I need to dig up the password for my flicker account so I can start using it again!
CPIMM (and I can’t make it stop!)
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=25ZVa_fvs9Y
Dear blender
Oh won’t you help a first offender
Oh, toaster
Don’t you put the burn on me
Refrigerator, why are we always sooner or later
Bitchin’ in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night
Dear knife drawer
Now won’t you help me to face life more
Oh, trashcan
Don’t you put the dirt on me
Oh percolator, why are we always sooner or later
Bitchin’ in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night
Janet Majors
Everything used to be OK
But I’ve been had
And Brad, I’m glad to say, is on his way
Micro-digital awaker, why are we always sooner or later
Bitchin’ in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night
Shower curtain
Oh won’t you help me to be certain
Oh, toothpaste
Don’t you put the squeeze on me
Depilitator, why are we always sooner or later
Bitchin’ in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night
Tell me spectator, why are always sooner or later
Bitchin’ in the kitchen or crying in the bedroom all night!
TSH, here are the links to the AZ Deadpan Pics:
http://tinyurl.com/bunnysdeadpanpics
http://tinyurl.com/llapdeadpanpics
Ooo…bad first date movies….
Let’s see, My first date EVER I took the girl to see Platoon. Not the optimum choice on that one.
Oh, and Nightmare on Elm Street 6: Freddy’s Dead – also not a golden moment in “getting me some” …
I’m sure there are others, but why embarrass myself any more than this?
Morning Pan, the first autumn chill has arrived, brrrrrrrrrrrr!
Oh and it’s goodbye to Patrick Swayze:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8256033.stm
Somehow Swayze’s passing didn’t make the local news today. I was almost convinced it was just a rumor.
Definitely a shame. I hope this puts Kanye’s tantrum into perspective for some.
True, I saw blurbs about Swayze in a few places, but he seems to have been lost in the tantrum.. But then, a mention in the media at all is far more than most anyone else ever gets.
Nothing like a TSH drive by brighten the day.
Morning Pan!
Yesterday was a bit of a write off on the boards :(
Something to get your morning going
http://www.wired.com/geekdad/2009/09/when-nature-is-freakier-than-sci-fi/
Hmmmm, what are Energizer Bunnies into…
Hubbies that play music, making me a plain old groupie
and Deadpan, making me a Panite (Panfan?) ;)
Just saw hubby out the door. Let the partying begin :)
Decided today was a mint tea day. Mint tea is a good drink to have when paying bills.
I took a date (our first date) to see Fortress. Even though I still hold the opinion she’s a waste of carbon, I still feel bad for putting her through that.
A friend of mine took his GF (now wife) to the The Talented Mr. Ripley. After about 30 minutes people started to leave. They wanted to see if anyone would make it to the end. He told me only one other couple made it. He asked them why they stayed and there reason was also to see if anyone else could endure the movie.
Coffee!!!! Coffee coffee coffee!
OK. Now I’m awake! :)
When is the submission deadline for Flash in a Jack?
Jack in a Gordon.
Commissioner Jack
Flash Mangan
Mangannnnn iin Spaaaaaaaaace
This is some mighty good coffee. 8)
I see there was a TSH sighting. I hope they enjoy SF. I’ve liked it every time I visited.
Grumble: Being an idie band and making weird music does not mean you are making good music.
Every time I read flash now I have to pause in my mind for an AAAA AHHHH! but I’m a bit behind on my “palooza-ing” I just got The Watchmen to read.
ditto: that is a perfect deminstration of why I drink tea during the week and coffee only on the weekends
What what what WHAT?
Who said that?
I thought I was alone!
Oh, hi reaper!
Cup is empty never mind half empty half full need to have more so I go make some more coffee coffee coffee now now now.
Kinda catchy:
Cool in the Cool Way — My First Earthquake
http://insomniaradio.net/2009/09/14/my-first-earthquake-cool-in-the-cool-way/
you underestimate my sneakiness.
Were you doing something that you would rather be alone?
*reaper backs slowly out of the room*
ditto – I am so glad you didn’t say “Jack in the pan”.
Because that is sooooo wong.
DOH!!!
You made me type it!
why whywhwywhwywywhy
Because I can. Muwahahahahahahahaha.
*passes brain bleach*
You’re never alone in Deadpan Land, ditto.
I’m sort of in a ghosting mood today. Getting my energy built up. Going to try going to MA today for the first time in a week
You never greasy nipple alone? :)
Finished Arkham Asylum and loved it. Now I just need to figure out what game to play next.
“Spin the bottle” ?
Mumblypeg?
I play “Has This Expired?”.
I know for a fact that there is a message stuck somewhere. I tried to retype it and WP told me that I was repeating myself.
Maybe Jack didn’t like my post and he is refusing to set it free because he doesn’t want any of you to be as tortured as I was while writing the post.
If he frees it – you all have been warned. Clicking the link could result in It’s a Small World Syndrome.
over lunch I play “how how many times can I be interrupted while trying to eat lunch” I get double points for the IT manager and I double my total at the end of the day if he only talked to be during lunch. looks like I might brake a record today.
Great workout today. I’m badly in need of a shower.
/tweet
reaper – I am familiar with a slight variation of that game. Just FYI, banging your head on the table top will not free you from the game.
I suggest BFP.
justa J0e: even if I bang my head 3 times while saying “there is no one standing over my shoulder”
Stepped out to get some sewing supplies. Stopped to check out a new convenience store that just opened up near our place. Sells soft serve ice cream. This could turn out to be a very evil place for me :)
CP: 19-2000 — Gorillaz
Is there such a thing as an ice cream belly?
cough
I’ll have to do some research on that one, Van. Quick, somebody give me a grant!
Ed: Hugh or Richard E. (your choice, they are related)
So Van, is this accurate?
http://www.nickscipio.com/pod/2009/09/14/uk-explained/
I hereby grant Ed 3 Scoops!
Jack: In summary, beer makes the world go round? ;)
In summer, beer can make your belly grow round too. :(
CP: What She Said — The Smiths
Can I get a grant to study the beer and ice cream effect?
Can I be a test subject?
*hic*
Get
IN
TOOOO
MA BELLY!!!!!
I once had a beer float (not rootbeer). It was an interesting experience. Maybe I needed to try something stronger than a lager.
I prefer skittlebraü
Life can’t be all beer and skittles, reaper
You! Keep the candy away from my beer.
One of the vilest concoctions I’ve ever had was a version of a black and tan using Sprite.
TEB gets it one! ;)
Well, I have a skirt that needs a waistband. Then I have to figure out how to get these lights attached to it.
Will hop in and out, now and then.
*reads ditto’s vile concoction and runs, gagging, to the WC*
We should ask Jack to expound on the wonders of the “Cement Mixer.”
What’s in it Rhettro?
CP: Cherub Rock — Smashing Pumpkins
It’s amazing how quickly your good mood from your vacation can get beaten out of you by work.
No comment on that Venn (?) diagram Jack.
Err I thought the term beer belly had crossed the pond..
ditto: Ditto ( I Know. Second time I’ve used that one. I’m unoriginal. )
My sister has a recipe for Guinness ice cream. Not a float, actual ice cream with a Guinness base.
I’m pretty sure she didn’t get it right, but how would I know for sure?
Evo had asked me if I’d drink the cement mixer. Thankfully it was Jack that actually did so. (Sorry, Jack)
Oh yeah, and thanks for freeing my comment, Jack.
Tell me this isn’t strange
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WQZegdcTHfc
Ended up with my daughter coming over unexpectedly. Didn’t get very far on my sewing.
Coughing a fair bit, may not do MA tonight. We’ll see how I feel in a couple of hours. I find coughing a lot tires me out, strange
RE: THAT music video
Wow. I haven’t seen anything like that since the 80′s. Some things didn’t NEED spoofing. They came pre-spoofed!
On a note of TMI: my neck down to the decolletage is covered with a freakish and very painful red rash.
I want to scratch my skin off. Clearly an allergic reaction to something and I have no idea what. I purchased some hydrocortisone which was no easy task because most of them now include aloe vera which I’m allergic to. I’ll be taking some Benedryl after I pick my daughter up from school. I can’t drive after I take it because it makes me loopy. (loopier than usual)
Arg!
PLEASE SCRATCH ME!!!
*gives Cj a virtual scratch*
That sucks Cj. It sounds like an allergic reaction. Did you eat or drink anything recently that might be the cause?
Got my lights to work on four aa batteries. They’re so purdy :)
Sweet!
CP: Now We Can See — The Thermals
I wanna see pictures!
Speaking of pictures. I found one more from the hotel party. I completely forgot taking this picture and it’s freakin’ adorable. I’ll get it posted soon.
ditto: I have no idea what’s caused it. I’ve been through everything I can think of. It’s annoying. Did I mention that it’s freakin’ annoying?
The lights are working, they’re just not attached to anything yet. Still working on the under garment and corset. It’ll be awhile before the gown is completely finished. Maybe tomorrow I’ll scan in the picture of what the final product will look like (sans lights). Just not at my computer right mow.
Maybe it was a reaction to your laundry detergent? You didn’t add poison ivy, did you?
Hey, if you’re gonna get scratches, they should be from a DJ.
Had to get up and do find my MA outfit. Cat is mad at me for kicking her off my lap. Used the scanner while I was up.
Picture on the right is the undergarment I’m currently working on. Picture on the left will (sort of) be the final product. If I’m lucky
http://www.flickr.com/photos/41443866@N04/sets/72157622256447119/
Now must think about supper
Pictures of ladies in undergarments!
A cement mixer shot is Bailey’s plus lime juice? The citrus causes the Bailey’s to curdle. It’s gross.
Decided I’m still coughing too much to go to MA tonight.
On the plus side, it does mean hubby and I will have supper together tonight.
Jack’s look after having the shot was priceless
Pick up daughter from school. – Check
Pick up anti-itch cream and Benedryl – Check
Apply cream and take Benedryl tabs – Check
Help daughter with Homework – Check
Try not to fall into Benedryl-induced stupor so I can still make dinner…
For those who get excited about spreadsheets:
http://www.interbent.com/microsoft-office-art-excel-portraits-mosaics-videos/#Arts
After looking at those undergarments..thank Odin things have moved on.
I think I would rather see TEB in her MA outfit than one of those.
I’ll get my coat.
Hope things improve for you soon Cj.
You’re wrong, Vam. The last thing MA outfits are is flattering.
Jack, while those are cool, I must admit I’ve never had the desire to sit in front of a spreadsheet long enough to do something like that ;)
Certainly more practical though.
That Vam guy is just a cheap knock off.
Although as someone pointed out to me once, women could wear coal sacks and there would someone out there that found the look attractive.
Van: Yes, the term “beer belly” has crossed the pond.
BFP is always called for, JOe.
Note to self: Do not look at fun Excel spreadsheet art page while cooking dinner and under the influence of Benedryl.
There is a vast difference between caramelized onions and burnt onions.
Can you really blame me though?
Two of my most favorite things in the world AC/DC and Excel combined. I was enthralled.
JOe, did you see Mad Men this week? Van?
All I can say is I’m thankful for not having to give birth in the 60s. My gawd.
Yet another podcaster is coming to Arizona. Short notice. He’ll be here Friday and he’s coming from Brazil! If you know who this person is, you’ll be excited to know that he’ll be on the LLAP that comes out NEXT WEEK. There is already one in the can that should be up tonight or tomorrow morning.
If you don’t know who I’m talking about, it will be a surprise for you.. muahahaha
EssBee – I did. The season has had it’s moments but over all … it’s kind of stuck in 2nd gear.
CJ- I am desperately sorry to hear about your rash but if there could be an upside … it is that we got to see the word décolletage used in a contemporary conversation.
LLAP is getting a Brazilian!! WOOT!!!!!
… oooo, have you told Dan yet?
Wait, a Brazillian?
Wax on …
Wax off.
*… some time later that evening …*
I am totally geeking out on “The Guild” tonight.
… and liquor
hehehe
“décolletage” FTW!
goodnight noises everywhere.
Isn’t “art décolletage†a form of architecture?
I have an ice cream belly. Well, it’s either that or a Mountain Dew belly.
I now have a mental image of Bunny hopping in and out of a lighted skirt.
Yes, the skirt is magically levitating in place.
Has Cj finished molting?
Running a web browser off of a thumbstick sucks air. gah.
Nope. It’s spread to my left arm. I’m in itchy scratchy hell and it has nothing to do with the cats from the Simpsons.
Night, Pan.
Yeah, at this point, that itch is officially not funny anymore (if it ever was).
Nomad, are you eating Mountain Dew-flavored ice cream?
It’s ok to laugh at my rash. It does look kinda funny. If nothing else, I am pretty sure Dan is happy with the fact that I’ve been wearing a low cut tank top all day because clothes make it itch worse.
(I don’t think he’s looking at the rash)
If it is still spreading, I am no longer amused either. I hate to suggest it, but perhaps it would be a good idea to make a visit to the doctors in the morning.