Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #139: Flash in the Pan, Part 1

Klytus Show Notes

Part I of the focus on the 1980 Flash Gordon film. We had about 800 people together in one room, recording a roundtable conversation.

The first 8 minutes is fun to hear, but the true Flash Gordon talk starts at around the 8 minute mark.

Yes, I know now that it’s General Klytus.

The website we talked about.

(Many thanks to The Energizer Bunny, aka Ryah for these show notes)

Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #139: Flash in the Pan, Part 1

Opening – Miss America Deadpan

Live from the Love Long and Prosper Studios
(http://www.lovelongandprosper.com/podcast/)

Flash in the Pan roll call:
Jack Mangan aka The Fonz
Dan from The Love Long and Prosper Studios
Ryah aka The Energizer Bunny
Cj
Rhettro aka Potsie
Dan from Out of the Coffin Podcast (http://www.outofthecoffin.com/)
Michelle from Out of the Coffin Podcast
Randy
Val
Amy Bowen
Debbie Walker from Evo@11 (http://evoat11.com/)
Vanamonde

It’s about 4:00am Vanamonde time – what a trooper

It takes a while but the group finally gets to talking about Flash Gordon

Tee Morris (http://teemorris.com/) will guest for future Flash in the Pan

March is the anniversary of Deadpan. Another meet up? Maybe have annual meet ups in March

Send in content: 206-350-Tomi (8664) or e-mail: sphericaljackmatgmaildotcom

Closing music by Jack Mangan and Michelle M. Welch

 
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682 Responses to “Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #139: Flash in the Pan, Part 1”

  1. Cj Says:

    Will I be first? Oh let me be first!

  2. Cj Says:

    Yeah, I’m listening now.

  3. jackmangan Says:

    You got it! That nsfw glam metal parody you linked on the previous page was pretty damn funny, btw.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=37yhT_ndLfw Cj’s link, for whoever.

  4. Nomad Scry Says:

    Butt Metal! No butt metal.

  5. Cj Says:

    Insomnia sucks in so many ways tonight. Would someone pretty please turn my brain off before it explodes?

  6. Vanamonde Says:

    Breakfast conversation was a distraction this morning.

    Grrrrrr!

  7. Ed from Texas Says:

    Interesting. I look forward to everyone’s insights.

  8. reaper Says:

    Morning Pan. I really need to rent Flash (AAAAAAA AAHHHHHAA) Gordon.
    Thanks everyone for the fun show!!!

  9. EssBee Says:

    Morning!

    #9 here, reporting for duty.

  10. Nomad Scry Says:

    10 ten X !

  11. Nomad Scry Says:

    Wow, that was a pointless nipple. Sorry. I’ll strive to have pointy nipples in the future.

    tee hee.

  12. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan

    http://www.facebook.com/topic.php?topic=10287&uid=120673555584#/group.php?gid=120673555584

  13. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    For those with really young one’s don’t forget baby’s first Cthulhu

    http://geekcrafts.com/cthulhu-baby-blanket/

  14. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Zork fans need to play this song. It’s so… strange

    http://5090.fawm.org/songs/4255/

  15. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I don’t know if I’m that into Tron to wear a paper helmet

    http://tektonten.blogspot.com/2009/07/full-size-tron-helmet-papercraft.html

  16. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    BTW – where were the greasy nipples on this week’s show?

  17. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    This sucks. I met Joe Hademan, he was a nice guy.

    http://www.sfsite.com/news/2009/09/24/haldeman-hospitalized/

  18. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Where is everybody? Don’t make me spreadsheet alone :(

    I’m going to toast a bagel. Somebody better be here when I get back.

  19. Johnny Null Says:

    It’s a bit late, but I wanted to note that there are e-readers other than the Kindle. That is all.

  20. Cj Says:

    I’m here, but I’m a bit moody.
    You have been warned.

  21. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Back with my bagel.

    I also decided I needed a hug so I hugged my kitty. She was very confused.

  22. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Yeah! Not alone!

    JN: The Sony e-reader looks cool. But I still like the old fashioned paper kind.

    Cj needs a hug too. *virtual hugs for Cj*

  23. Cj Says:

    Sending virtual hugs.

    Feel free to send them back. I could definitely use some huggins.

  24. ditto Says:

    *hugs to Cj*
    *hugs to TEB*

    I’ll be in my bunk.

  25. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Group hugs!

    I’ve got an idea! Cj, let’s join ditto in his bunk. I could use a nap ;)

  26. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Jack, silly me! I see you wrote show notes this week. Just ignore what I sent you. Chock it up to the medication :)

  27. ditto Says:

    Grope hugs!

  28. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My hubby sent a link to the hotel promo photos of the room he’s in.

    I really want to be there

    http://www.falconcrestlodge.ca/photo-gallery/index.cfm

  29. ditto Says:

    As I recall, Canmore isn’t all that far from Calgary.

  30. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Approx 90 minutes, ditto.

    He’s on an “admin retreat”. I don’t know what that means except he’s in a REALLY nice hotel in the mountains

  31. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    It’s also the typical, “it’s really close so I don’t go except when I have people to play tour guide to.”

    Canmore and Banff are very close but hubby and I rarely go. We do try to hit the Tyrell once a year though, just because dinosaurs are cooler to look at than mountains :)

  32. WNDRWolf Says:

    Ditto the ladies man!

    If I grow up I wanna be just like you appear to be. :D

  33. ditto Says:

    Give him a surprise admin service call? ;)

  34. ditto Says:

    Sure thing, WNDR. I wonder when I’ll grow up. ;)

  35. ditto Says:

    I’ve had to cancel another trip due to illness, this one next week. And I was going to get to stay in the Chateau Laurier.
    http://www.fairmont.com/laurier/
    :(

  36. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I don’t want to grow up

  37. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    How come I never get to go on trips like that?

  38. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    The hotels I stay in are always just hotels. Not those fancy ones hubby and ditto seem to get to stay in.

  39. WNDRWolf Says:

    I get to stay in local KOA’s

    oh well…

  40. ditto Says:

    TEB: I was going for a cousin’s wedding and I was going to splurge since the trip was going to be a bit of a vacation. I rarely stay in nice hotels.

  41. ditto Says:

    CP: Posed to Be — Breakestra featuring Chali 2na
    http://indiefeed.com/2009/09/breakestra-posed-to-be-ft-chali-2na/

  42. ditto Says:

    It really isn’t my year.
    BFP

    Ok. Enough whining on my part. Time to do something fun. :)

  43. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    oh! oh! oh! Spreadsheets are fun! You can come and do mine!

  44. ditto Says:

    Been there. Done That. Have the T-Shirt.

  45. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    There’s a t-shirt. I don’t have a t-shirt. I want a t-shirt.

  46. ditto Says:

    I think the MS Tablet prototype looks cool, but I think I’d be happier with one screen instead of two.

  47. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    somehow this doesn’t do it for me…

    http://www.palmercash.com/p-62-mens-mad-spreadsheets-t-shirt.aspx

  48. ditto Says:

    Or you could make one. :)
    http://www.zazzle.com/cr/design/pt-shirt

  49. ditto Says:

    Then there is this:
    http://www.zazzle.com/spreadsheet_ninja_tshirt-235405332509765966

  50. ditto Says:

    CP: Bastille Day (live) — Rush

  51. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I saw the spreadsheet ninja one. It didn’t work for me either.

  52. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    You said you have a t-shirt. What does your t-shirt say, ditto? :lol:

  53. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Arrrg! Month end sucks!

    sorry, just had to get that out.

  54. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Mornin’ Pan!

    <Short block of text>
    Regarding E-Readers: The reason I haven’t bought one is because the price point is still to high for casual purchase. So, I’ve had this brilliant idea – The government should subsidize these e-readers and fund for research: Why? you ask – Because the argument can be made that they are environmentally friendly. People should be given tax credits and incentives to read electronically available formats.
    </Short block of text>

    Of course, no one will listen to that garbage…

  55. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Let’s see, it’s early so I’ll get out the Inflata-Hug and pass it around…

  56. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Hugs for Lejon too!

  57. Cj Says:

    Looks like I’ll be updating my resume…

  58. ditto Says:

    I don’t want a tablet as an e-reader. I want one because it would support my preferred style of working. I do a lot of design work, especially on whiteboards. so I’d rather do that using a stylus than by fighting with stupid programs such as Visio.

  59. ditto Says:

    Cj: Sorry to hear that. I need to do that myself, but I never seem to find anything worth switching to.

  60. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Oh No, Cj. That doesn’t sound good :(

  61. Cj Says:

    It may or may not be good. I just need to plan for the worst. The hubby’s day job is destroying him. He’s miserable. The way I see it, the only way I can help is to get a job so he can quit.

    I have mad spreadsheet skillz…maybe someone needs that type of thing.

    Most likely, I’ll be seeking customer service phone stuff. That’s where I really “excel” – haha…

  62. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My heart and thoughts are with you and Dan.

  63. ditto Says:

    Me too.

  64. Ed from Texas Says:

    A double shot of hugs to all those Deadpan in need. Sounds like a rough day around the pan, I’m sorry to hear.

  65. Ed from Texas Says:

    [Useless anecdotal evidence]

    My wife got a kindle about a month ago and absolutely loves it.

    [/useless anecdotal evidence]

  66. ditto Says:

    I likes me dead trees.

  67. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I feel kind of guilty. Even though I complain about month end, I actually like my job and am glad for it.

    My hubby wants to get a notebook. You can get one for about the same price as a Kindle or other E-Reader and it will not only act as an e-reader but will do so much more too.

  68. jackmangan Says:

    Sorry to see all of the stupid stress people are dealing with.

  69. Vanamonde Says:

    You needto be careful playing the enviromentalcard with e readers. Especially with a device that uses non sustainable resources in both it’s construction and continualuse (howmany kindle owners recharge their units with electricity generated fromnon fossil fuelled sources..not many I would wager).

  70. Vanamonde Says:

    Spent the day looking round Llanstellan Castle and had somedelicious home made strawberry ice cream..yum

  71. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Vanamonde & Jack have come to the board

    *adds them to the group hug*

    BTW – how did yesterday go, Van? (feel free to tell me to mind my own business :) )

  72. jackmangan Says:

    I really never ever ever treat myself to toys (hence the cell-phone from the 1950s), so I’ve never even looked into any type of technological replacement for dead-tree books. Mr. Bunny’s logic seems spot on, if a notebook costs about the same as a Kindle.

    Plus.

    Phone, iPod, laptop sometimes, sonic screwdriver – - how many damn tech devices am I supposed to carry around on me at one time??

  73. ditto Says:

    Van: I agree. Plus, my books are bio-degradable.

  74. ditto Says:

    Jack: I agree with that too. I hate hauling around tons of devices. And then there is the disposal problem. That’s why I’m hoping they finally develop a tablet that I can use as my primary computer. They aren’t there yet, imo, but then I’ll just have to carry around one thing.

  75. Vanamonde Says:

    ZP is not impressed with Darkest of Days:

    http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/957-Darkest-of-Days

  76. Vanamonde Says:

    We only had an hour TEB, but things appeared to go well (she didn’t runaway screaming).

  77. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Cool, Van.

    If you want to keep her from running screaming, keep her away from the board for awhile ;)

  78. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Lunch time!

  79. Johnny Null Says:

    That bodybuilder is quite impressive. People like that give me hope that I will not retire into the easy chair like so many do. Also of note is that he’s Asian. Not known for their muscle-mass. Well done!

  80. WNDRWolf Says:

    Van – To keep her from running away nail her feet to the floor.

  81. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Wolf, I don’t think that’ll stop the screaming, though.

  82. WNDRWolf Says:

    TEB – For the screaming dirty socks!

    Works wonders for me.

  83. jackmangan Says:

    I had to break up with my last girlfriend when it wouldn’t just rub the lotion on its skin.

  84. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Yeah, rough scales can be hard on any relationship, Jack

  85. ditto Says:

    Jack: You were supposed to give her the hose first. ;)

  86. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Maybe that was the problem?

  87. ditto Says:

    These guys create some great music, but they only sell to studios for the use in trailers.
    http://www.twostepsfromhell.com/

  88. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    You’re right ditto, their music is good.

  89. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Wolf he howls
    Howls up at the moon.
    Someday coming, lord.
    Someday soon.

    Colors brighter than I’ve ever seen
    More wired than I’ve ever been
    And the faces turn to stone
    Into the gates again

    What a wonderful way to go.
    What a wonderful way to go.

  90. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Sorry… New Model Army moment.

  91. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I’m hoping month end goes smoothly and quickly, I’m hoping to hit bedtime early tonight.

  92. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Darn it. I hate when I can’t remember lyrics correctly.

    That should have been:

    The wolf he howls, howls up at the moon,
    out on the steps beneath my hotel room.
    Was in the woods behind this little town
    we went flying up through the silhouette trees,
    then crashing down.

    Colours brighter than I’ve ever seen,
    More wired than I’ve ever been – and the faces turn to stone . . .
    On through the gates again – what a wonderful way to go . . .
    What a wonderful way to go

    (not sure why I felt it important to correct that)

  93. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    If it’s important to you LJ, then it’s important to us :cool:

  94. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    TEB: The guitar solo is screaming through my head now…

  95. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Now we can all have the solo screaming through our heads :mrgreen:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=OJ8-rgoFcys

  96. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    This is a better version
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=zOhtu4ZGpX4&feature=related

  97. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    I’ve seen them live two or three times.

    There Michelle’s favorite band.

  98. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Time for a raspberry/blackberry Popsicle.

  99. jackmangan Says:

    And…. sigh…. we’re back.

  100. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I don’t remember giving permission for the board to go down :neutral:

  101. Cj Says:

    I didn’t get the joke about the lotion.

    Please send help.

  102. ditto Says:

    Silence of the…

  103. Rhettro Says:

    ^ Pulp Fiction reference, I think.

  104. Rhettro Says:

    Or Silence of the… what do I know?

  105. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    my impression was the reptileness of the date, but I could be wrong

  106. Cj Says:

    Oh I found it through Google. I’m satisfied now.

    In the movie The Silence of the Lambs, the serial killer Buffalo Bill told his captives to “rub the lotion on the skin” in order to keep their skin soft and easy to remove from their bodies…

    If you have seen the movie you should know that the serial killer “Buffalo Bill” was having sexual issues and decided to make an outfit from the skin of women his size in order to please his need to be a woman.

    He would capture women and put them in the dried out well in his basement and starve them to make their skin loose and easy to remove.

    He used the term, “It rubs the lotion on its skin or else it gets the hose again”, to make the young women put the lotion on their skin for fear that they would be sprayed with the water hose….

    And yes it is from The Silence of the Lambs.

  107. Cj Says:

    Clearly, I would never have known what it meant since that movie will never ever ever ever never ever possibly be in my to-be-watched queue.

  108. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Ah, see. That reference went totally over my head, hence the scales comment

  109. ditto Says:

    Great, but very creepy movie.

  110. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Great might be a bit much. It was worth a once through, if for nothing else than the fava beans bit, and “Thank you, Clarisse. Thank you.”

    shiver

  111. Cj Says:

    CP: Lean on Me – Bill Withers

  112. jackmangan Says:

    Easily one of the most disturbing movies you’ll ever see. These aren’t CGI monsters, but fully-believable psychopaths. Hopkins’ Hannibal is one of the great screen villains.
    And it was quite an accomplishment for a movie that fcked up to win the Best Picture Oscar.

  113. jackmangan Says:

    A few grossout images, but this is hilarious, and should explain the lotion joke:
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tDgS6qLsVM4

  114. Cj Says:

    CP: Los Lonely Boys – Heaven

  115. Rhettro Says:

    I feel like somewhat of a Philistine, but other than a few classic lines, I’ve always found “Silence of the Lambs” a bit overrated. Not a bad film but not great either.

  116. Cj Says:

    I’m not watching that. Will not click the link. Won’t do it. Can’t.

    OK I clicked it.

    It started.

    I closed it.

    bock bock bock

    Sorry, Jack. I can’t do it.

  117. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    So that video makes me ask, was there a puppy in the movie? It’s been so long since I’ve seen it, I’ve forgotten most of it

  118. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Rhettro: ditto

    ditto: sorry, I know I just keep using that line.

    Jack Mangan: Yes. Hopkins was easily the most believable serial killer I’ve seen on the big screen. I’m going to have trouble sleeping tonight because of this discussion.

  119. Rhettro Says:

    Anthony Hopkin’s acting was great however.

    Jodie Foster’s, not so much.

  120. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    TEB: yes. There was a puppy in the movie

    *grabs security blanket and holds it to his ear*

  121. Cj Says:

    CP: Bill Medley / Jennifer Warnes – I’ve Had The Time Of My Life

    awww reminds me of Patrick Swayze

  122. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Aw, Cj, it ends with a naked guy (certain parts fuzzed out, though) :arrow:

  123. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    “Quid pro quo. I tell you things, you tell me things. Not about this case, though. About yourself. Quid pro quo. Yes or no?”

  124. Rhettro Says:

    Which makes sense unless you know he .. um.. shaved.

  125. jackmangan Says:

    I’m with ditto on this one.

    And yeah Lejon, Hannibal and Buffalo Bill were both terrifying. I’ll certainly never help any stranger to load a couch into their van.

  126. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    puppies

  127. Cj Says:

    CP: Timbaland/One Republic – Apologize

  128. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    So, on a lighter note, F#.

  129. Cj Says:

    The Sandlot was a great movie.

  130. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Of all the Disney live-action movies that probably need to be remade, I think Watcher in the Woods is most likely the creepiest.

  131. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    High D, High E, High C, middle C, G

  132. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Also changing the subject

  133. Cj Says:

    CP: Naked Eyes – Always Something There to Remind Me

  134. ditto Says:

    CP: Human Wheels — John Mellencamp

  135. Cj Says:

    CP: Dixie Chicks – Landslide (feat. Stevie Nicks)

  136. Cj Says:

    CP: Stevie Wonder – Superstition

  137. Rhettro Says:

    The big dog in The Sandlot was too scary for me. I guess James Earl Jones meant to return the baseball back to the kids, but when he gave it to Kevin Cosner instead and walked off into the cornfield, that was pretty unexpected.

  138. Cj Says:

    CP: The Fray – You Found Me

  139. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I never saw that movie, so I can’t comment :shock:

  140. ditto Says:

    Rhettro: I gave up on movies when Bambi’s mother died.
    *sob*

  141. ditto Says:

    Was that a spoiler?

  142. Cj Says:

    Kristin shot J.R.

  143. Cj Says:

    Philo is actually from outer space.

  144. Cj Says:

    CP: Sugar Ray – When It’s Over

  145. Rhettro Says:

    Soylent Green? Yep, it’s people, good people.

  146. Cj Says:

    Darth Vader is Luke’s dad (and Leia is Luke’s sister … and he totally made out with her! ewwwwww!)

  147. Cj Says:

    CP: Bryan Adams – Everything I Do, I Do It For You

  148. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Darth Vader is Luke’s dad!

  149. jackmangan Says:

    Buzz Lightyear is actually a toy.

  150. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Damn, Cj beat me to it!

  151. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Ok, getting the last of my reports.

    knuckling down to work, then dinner, then I don’t know out.

    Bunny out!

  152. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    one of those outs = what

  153. Cj Says:

    My own spoilers made me curious about other famous spoilers and so I was looking at this wikipedia entry http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/Spoilers and this sentence cracked me up:

    Sometimes the title (James killed Mary in Silent Hill 2) itself is a spoiler (In The Breakup Jennifer Aniston and Vince Vaughn break up; in Debbie Does Dallas, Debbie does Dallas).

    I always wondered if Debbie REALLY did Dallas because in the movie I saw called Debbie Does Dishes I really don’t remember Nina Hartley (who played Debbie) actually “doing” any dishes. (I swear this is a real movie even though I can’t find it on imdb)

  154. Cj Says:

    CP: Elton John / Kiki Dee – Don’t Go Breaking My Heart

  155. Cj Says:

    Well go figure, I was simply spelling the title wrong. My bad.

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0090920/

  156. Cj Says:

    CP: Sheryl Crow – The First Cut Is the Deepest

  157. ditto Says:

    CP: Dog Roses — The Duke Spirit

  158. Cj Says:

    CP: Leona Lewis – Bleeding Love

  159. Cj Says:

    Large Marge is a ghost.

  160. Cj Says:

    Applebees

  161. Cj Says:

    Boston Market

  162. Cj Says:

    Chuck E Cheese

  163. Cj Says:

    Denny’s

  164. Cj Says:

    Elephant Bar

  165. ditto Says:

    Fudruckers

  166. ditto Says:

    Mr. Gyros

  167. ditto Says:

    Houlihan’s

  168. Cj Says:

    CP: Queen – We Will Rock You

  169. ditto Says:

    Izumi

  170. Cj Says:

    Iguana Mack’s

  171. Cj Says:

    Ichi Ban

  172. Cj Says:

    Jack in the Box

  173. Cj Says:

    CP: Pink Floyd – Comfortably Numb

  174. Cj Says:

    KFC

  175. justa J0e Says:

    I want to eat there!

  176. justa J0e Says:

    see 1:34pm post

  177. ditto Says:

    Long John Silvers

  178. ditto Says:

    McDonalds

  179. Cj Says:

    Lo Lo’s Chicken and Waffles

  180. Cj Says:

    Native New Yorker

  181. jackmangan Says:

    Olive Garden

    “Now that the Olive Garden has pulled its ads from Letterman’s show because they say his Palin joke was “not consistent with our standards and values,” someone has to figure out a way for me to boycott a restaurant I would never eat at in the first place.”

  182. Cj Says:

    Old Spaghetti Factory

  183. ditto Says:

    Papa Johns

  184. ditto Says:

    Quiznos

  185. Cj Says:

    Whenever someone tells me they are craving Italian food and then they suggest we go to Olive Garden – I explain to them that they are mistaken.

  186. Cj Says:

    Red Robin

  187. justa J0e Says:

    Quincy’s Steak House

  188. Cj Says:

    CP: Van Halen – Hot for Teacher

  189. Cj Says:

    Sizzzzzzzlerrrrr….

    ssssssss

  190. ditto Says:

    Cj: Thank you for supporting *real* Italian food, which is not found at Olive Garden.

  191. Cj Says:

    ditto: Floridema’s FTW – that’s my favorite place to get Italian at least near me.

    There is also an awesome restaurant in Scottsdale called Sal’s. It was my dad’s favorite. So when you make it to town – we’ll do some REAL Italian! :)

    Food.. we’ll have food… I’m not “doing” any Italians.

    I don’t understand my sudden need to clarify that.

  192. Cj Says:

    TGI Fridays

  193. Cj Says:

    I didn’t get to say Hooters. So, jumping back to H – I’d like to add Hooters to the mix.

    kthx.

  194. Cj Says:

    Uno Pizzeria

  195. ditto Says:

    Quashed before my hopes were raised. ;)

  196. Cj Says:

    Valle Luna

  197. ditto Says:

    VvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvvOLARE woah-oh! ;)

  198. Cj Says:

    White Chocolate Grill – ZOMG I love this place :)

  199. Cj Says:

    YC’s Mongolian BBQ

  200. Cj Says:

    did I miss X?

  201. Cj Says:

    Crap. I don’t know an X restaurant.

    I gotta go pick up Sarah from school…

    I leave you with Z Tejas and

    CP: George Thorogood & the Destroyers – One Bourbon, One Scotch, One Beer

  202. Usedhair Says:

    Rosebud was a sled

  203. Usedhair Says:

    CiCi’s Pizza

  204. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Burma Shave

  205. Cj Says:

    CP: Aerosmith – Dream On

  206. Cj Says:

    CP: Golden Earring – Twilight Zone

  207. reaper Says:

    I was going to get up to put on some music so I could have a CP: but my dog just crawled in to my lap. that makes it really hard to get up he is such a sweet little dog

  208. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    I’m off to the weekly gentlemen’s congregation – Good Night, Pan… Vandalay…

  209. jackmangan Says:

    What kind of dog, reaper?

  210. EssBee Says:

    My gawd, you all were productive today.

    BFPs and hugs all ’round. ditto, feel better immediately.

    Sly B and I seem to have come down with the flu.

    cough

  211. reaper Says:

    Jack I have a lazy chihuahua(deer colored apple headed). some times I wish he would play a little longer but more often than not I think it is better that is a not high strung. I can’t imagine a house with out a dog in it. no offence to any other panners cats are not my thing.

  212. reaper Says:

    My daughter just set her phone down by Simon (my dog) and my wife texted her to see what Simon would do. He looked at the first buzz and jumped up staring at his couch pillow (where he was laying) at the second buzz. He is such a funny dog.

  213. ditto Says:

    CP: Breathe Me — Sia

  214. Nomad Scry Says:

    I didn’t get F#. I had to read it three times.

    And I didn’t even have any coffee today.

  215. Nomad Scry Says:

    While we were spoilering, Cj said:

    Kristin shot J.R.
    Philo is actually from outer space.

    What is “Who shot J.R.” from? And who is Philo?

  216. Nomad Scry Says:

    Today, in the mail I received series 2 & 3 of Angel. Yeah!

  217. Cj Says:

    JR Ewing is from Dallas and Philo is from UHF.

    Cj is from the land of OMFG I’m so tired right now stupid spreadsheet is being e-mailed to rightful recipient in 15 minutes.

  218. Nomad Scry Says:

    Uh.

    What is UHF?

    Also, “OMFG I’m so tired right now” should let Cj get to bed. It’s been a really long day and stupid spreadsheets can’t compare to stupid bedsheets.

  219. Nomad Scry Says:

    Weird Al & Bowie? Oh my.

  220. Nomad Scry Says:

    My eyes are burning.

    NSFhumans:
    http://www.thelocal.de/gallery/news/583/

  221. Jack Mangan Says:

    Why did I look?? Why did I look???

  222. Usedhair Says:

    Nomad – UHF

    http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0098546/

    Incredible Weird Al Yankovic movie. IF you like silly spoofs, you need to see this movie, like yesterday.

    Not sure how old you are, but for people like me that were teens in the 80s, all of the references make sense. To the unfortunate (or fortunate depending on your point of view on the 80s) young folks that missed the 80s, many of the references will go eastern airlines (yet another 80s reference). But the movie has plenty of references to standard genre stuff like Raiders of the Lost Ark, that anyone (even my 12 year old daughter) can get the majority of the jokes.

  223. EssBee Says:

    Shame on you, NS!

    Happy Friday, DP! Be careful on your trip, Ed!

  224. Ed from Texas Says:

    Thanks. I doubt I’ll be checking in much this next week. I don’t know what kind of condition I’ll be in after travelling to the far side of the world (how’s that for Western-centrism :) ) and working in the foreign office every day.

    Today, I finally, really, have to get packed.

  225. justa J0e Says:

    it’s gone and done morning
    again

  226. justa J0e Says:

    There.
    Had some coffee.
    Am mo betta

  227. justa J0e Says:

    So … Ed is on travel next week and so am I. Let the rumors begin!

    (*crosses fingers* oh, please let them involve super models … please let them involve super models …please let them involve super models …)

  228. justa J0e Says:

    Downside to travel – I was going to actually make a point to go see “Zombie Land” in the theatre. Don’t think I’ll get a chance while on the road and this flick, while looking fun, doesn’t look like it will be in the cinema for long.

  229. justa J0e Says:

    Oh and Essbee, I hope you and the Sly one get better soon.

  230. justa J0e Says:

    Now …
    Got to do laundry.
    Got to pack.
    Got to work out ittinerary.
    Gotta go buy supplies.
    Got to get cleaned up for a lunch meeting.

    Oh … and it looks like it might be a good morning to buy stocks at a discount. Need to do some studying.

    busy busy busy

  231. ditto Says:

    Finally. Friday.

  232. Johnny Null Says:

    Lejon: One of those pretty interesting coincidences: We just received Watcher in the Woods yesterday from Netflix. I’ve never seen it, don’t know if I’ve ever even heard of it. We watched about half of it last night and it is indeed creepy and enjoyable for a Disney flick.

    I’m with Cj on the Silence of the Lambs and the sequels. Not my cup of coffee.

    Saying that the Olive Garden serves Italian food is like saying McDonald’s is fine dining.

    UHF is a very good movie, IMO. Even non-fans of Mr. Yankovic often enjoy it.

    I think that’s all the nipple-catching I can do. Those nipples are greasy!

  233. ditto Says:

    CP: The Church Of What’s Happening Now — Sia

  234. ditto Says:

    Hmmmm. What to have for lunch?

  235. Ed from Texas Says:

    Zombie Land better still be in the theaters in a few weeks – I’ve already got a group from my office planning to see it after I return. Of course, I may be one of the zombies by that time…

  236. ditto Says:

    Ed will star in the new film “Planes, Trains, and Brains”.

  237. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan!

    Hubby comes home today, weeeee!

    Have a good trip, Ed!

  238. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    WP and I are having arguments again.

    re: Scry’s link – somethings just should not be done :!:

  239. ditto Says:

    Pizza it will be.

  240. Amy Bowen Says:

    Ed: Good luck on your trip! Have fun! :-)

  241. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    What kind of pizza, ditto?

    I was evil and ordered pizza in for supper last night. Today’s lunch will be sushi, I think.

  242. jackmangan Says:

    Happy and safe travels to Ed, J0e, and the supermodels.

  243. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Oh yeah, I didn’t wish J0e a good trip.

    Have a great trip, J0e!

  244. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Is it just me or is WP acting a little strange? It’s not blocking my comments or anything like that, it’s just… flashing every time I post. As if it wants to block but then changes its mind.

    Kind of hard to describe, it just doesn’t seem right :?:

  245. Jack Mangan Says:

    Summer updated the WP install last night, so you might see some new behavior.

  246. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Ah, as long as it’s not just me going crazy :???:

  247. Vanamonde Says:

    So had a lovely walk on a desolate beach..

  248. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    That does sound lovely, Van.

  249. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Time for lunch!

    Later Panites!

  250. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    He slides across the floor, silently, oh so very silent, like a shadow on the moon. He glides up behind her and…

  251. ditto Says:

    I had the special: a pepperoni, sausage, and mushroom calzone.

  252. ditto Says:

    Sounds like a great walk, Van. Were you with someone? :)

  253. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Drip. Drip. Drip. The moon rose bright and full over the hills. Drip. Drip. Drip. It slid behind a cloud, making an irregular halo. Drip. Drip. Drip. The knife’s honed edge covered in thick blood. Drip. Drip. Drip…

  254. Jack Mangan Says:

    Out-of-context comments are sometimes better than Mad Libs:

    # Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:
    October 2nd, 2009 at 9:54 am

    He slides across the floor, silently, oh so very silent, like a shadow on the moon. He glides up behind her and…

    # ditto Says:
    October 2nd, 2009 at 9:55 am

    I had the special: a pepperoni, sausage, and mushroom calzone.

  255. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Disney will probably not remake Watcher in the Woods – They’ve got a “family friendly” lie…er, um IMAGE… to uphold, and they’d be hard-pressed finding an actress as good as Bette Davis to fit into a remake, but this film could totally be redone with a PG-13 rating and make some serious cash…

  256. WNDRWolf Says:

    Weeeeee

  257. ditto Says:

    ack
    splat

  258. Jack Mangan Says:

    Never saw Watcher in the Woods. . .

    I remember finding Something Wicked This Way Comes to be a profoundly creepy Disney horror flick when I was a kid – but I haven’t seen it since.

  259. ditto Says:

    Jack: Yeah, I know what you mean. The book is pretty good too.

    CP: Electra Made Me Blind — Everclear

  260. ditto Says:

    I got asked if I was a Limbaugh fan over lunch.
    *bleck*

  261. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I have returned, now back to my regularly scheduled spreadsheeting :)

  262. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I like to Limbaugh, ditto. I like to see how low I can get under the stick :lol:

  263. justa J0e Says:

    UT!!

    http://www.thelocal.de/gallery/news/667/

  264. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Limbaugh. He’s very loud. He’s very conservative.

    Beyond that, there’s nothing really wrong with him.

    He’s not even fat anymore.

  265. ditto Says:

    LJ: While I may not care for Limbaugh, it’s not him I object to. I had the name long before the dittoheads came around, and I’d rather not be thought of as a mindless zealot.

  266. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    ditto: Ah. Gotcha.

    For some reason, I hadn’t tied the two together.

    Perhaps I’m really a lot dumber than I think I am… It’s a possibility.

  267. Jack Mangan Says:

    I hate to ever get very political onpod, but I’ve been contemplating an upcoming segment on this subject. Limbaugh is one of a handful of key profiteers behind our entire contemporary U.S. politico-cultural disaster.

  268. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Jack: I also hate to get political, that being said – I’m planning on seeing a movie this weekend that doesn’t involve any political figures. Perhaps something in the “porn” genre…

  269. Amy Bowen Says:

    I’m feeling productive today! I’ve cleaned a bathroom and am blasting through Cisco curriculum. I just reached Section 4 of Ch. 5! (The first 4 sections of Ch. 5 are text, then there’s the Labs section, the Review section, and the quiz.)

  270. Jack Mangan Says:

    Lejon, such a film might still feature political connections.

    Amy, I’d bet we have some Cisco experts around here. Does that tie in with your career goals?

  271. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    The wife and I recently watched “Wayne’s World” – I’m amazed that she’d made it through the 90’s and never saw it.

  272. justa J0e Says:

    Yeh. Limbaugh actually does shoulder a good deal of blame for the success of “Hate Radio”. He made a fine art of spinning opinion as fact with the specific purpose of inciting a mob. He was a master of pin pointing the fears of white middle class Americans and then stoking those fears with blast furnace ferocity.

    In my book though, what really makes him a poster child for the “Evil Deuchbag” classification is that he did all of that not out of some fervent, misguided devotion to a political view … he did all of that to further the Limbaugh “Brand”. His devotion to this country is only as far as capitalism kept making him rich. The outlandish statements and hate group pandering was simply to boost his ratings. He would/will say anything that gets him national attention.

    What sets him apart from the world’s other media whores is his complete lack of interest in who gets hurt or killed as a result of the HATE he dishes out. As long as it brings him attention and dollars it is (in his book) all perfectly OK.

  273. justa J0e Says:

    Lejon – will that film involve politicians and billiards perhaps?

  274. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    J0e, Which film: the porn, or “Wayne’s World”?

  275. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    “What’s with this Wayne’s World I hear so much about?”

  276. Jack Mangan Says:

    J0e has touched upon many of the points I’d intended to make. Limbahhh and his cronies are in the Anti-Left Industry. They spit hatred about Obama because it’s profitable and gets Garth Brooks fans fired up. Yes, they are racist too – - but there’s no money in white fear. They do that on their own time, like a hobby.
    And anyone who doesn’t goosestep to their hate fund drives – - whether it be Obama, McCain, Clinton, Paul – - becomes a target of vitriol.

    :) I’m gonna stop there :)

  277. Jack Mangan Says:

    Lejon, will you take her through the sequel? While it’s a flawed film, there are a few absolutely hilarious moments.

  278. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    In defense of Limbaugh (probably to his detriment):

    I find it interesting that you cite him as such a large influence and cause of villainous distress in the U.S. Yes, he has listeners. Quite a few, in fact; however, so do Howard Stern, Jon Stewart, Stephen Colbert, and Bill O’Reilly.

    But, naturally, Limbaugh is the leader of a mass cult of influential republican followers (his “ditto-heads”) who have ransacked the government to give us this crap economy by force… I’m sorry – I really am, but I just don’t buy it.

    Limbaugh is an entertainer. That’s it. He let’s his conservative opinions shine on his sleeves. He makes no bones about the fact that he’s a “Rah-Rah” Republican, party-loyal to the core (which was probably his real mistake). He is a talented rhetorician, and he will happily argue you into a corner if you can’t back up your facts. But, all of this he puts to use for the purposes of entertaining those people who are like-minded and listen to his show.

    I freely admit that I used to listen to his show regularly. I had a subscription to his newsletter, and I bought one of his books. In the time that I indulged in his brand of entertainment (a couple years), I never once found him to be racist or a fear-monger. Don’t misunderstand, he is definitely extreme in his views, but he does/did not promote racism, nor does/did he tolerate racist viewpoints, and he is/was a staunch promoter of rational thinking by supporting one’s opinions with statistics and fact.

    That said, he doesn’t hold much weight with me any longer. It’s not because he is any less of what he was, and not because of the scandal with his addiction to painkillers (for which I would also rally to his defense, but I’m already treading deep as it is). I simply outgrew the extremist point of view.

    I’ve never subscribed to any party available in our political system, largely because by tossing in my oar with one or another, I lend support to whatever platform they choose to support, whether I agree with it all or not. Since, I feel a little more integrity in my bones than simply jumping on a bandwagon, I walk the independent road and vote for whom I feel suits their office best.

    Limbaugh, for all his blustering, has never influenced my vote.

  279. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Jack: I don’t own the sequel – I may Netflix it – There’s something about the brown M&M’s bit that is vaguely appealing just about now.

  280. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Wow. Can I kill a conversation or what?

  281. Jack Mangan Says:

    Excellent points made, Lejon.

    There is no right-wing conspiracy – - it’s not a secret society or a coordinated effort; it’s just a system corrupt deuches use to win power and cash. It *is* an industry. He’s not the only leader and the only problem in that industry, just the biggest.
    The problem: his industry’s tactics and the message of his output are more dangerous and harmful than Stewart’s or Maher’s. They’ve never resorted to croc tears or bully tactics to compel agreement. They make their money by criticizing all political inconsistencies, and putting the punchline before all else. There is no industry of reasonable folks to counter hysteria from all political extremes.
    I disagree that promotes a reasoned approach, because he deliberately omits facts and logic to make his unfailingly pre-determined opinion.

    I’m also being slightly unfair by assuming he’s a racist, just because he’s also an outed hypocrite (calling Jerry Garcia “another dead doper” while struggling with his own chemical addiction?). He *IS*, however, a bigot against anyone he considers too far to the left. Which is every one of us.

  282. EssBee Says:

    Just a few Limbaugh quotes:

    I mean, let’s face it, we didn’t have slavery in this country for over 100 years because it was a bad thing. Quite the opposite: slavery built the South. I’m not saying we should bring it back; I’m just saying it had its merits. For one thing, the streets were safer after dark.

    Look, let me put it to you this way: the NFL all too often looks like a game between the Bloods and the Crips without any weapons. There, I said it.

    When a gay person turns his back on you, it is anything but an insult; it’s an invitation

  283. EssBee Says:

    So tonight is the new Stargate series premier — I’m going to catch that, even though I haven’t seen the other series. And of course, Dollhouse is on again, which I love.

    JOe, where ya goin’?

  284. Jack Mangan Says:

    . . . with that gun in your hand?

    (Jimi Hendrix)

  285. Johnny Null Says:

    I equate Limbaugh with that dope from Prison Planet (whatever the hell his name is, he’s not worth Googling). I try to ignore them and hope they go away.

    Jack: I really liked Something Wicked This Way Comes when I was growing up. I rented it a year or two ago to reminisce. It really doesn’t hold up to the ravages of time, IMO.

  286. Johnny Null Says:

    Yes, I am a poor Pantie for not wishing J0e well.

    [Engage general well-wishes]

  287. Amy Bowen Says:

    Jack: It only ties in with my short-term career goal (i.e., “make money so I can finance going back to living in Japan and teaching there”).

  288. justa J0e Says:

    There are no “poor panites” … only non-panites, but their time is coming (*strokes the goatee he doesn’t actually have*) yesssss there time is coming.

  289. justa J0e Says:

    Truth is stranger than fiction … I am headed to Washington D.C. on Sunday.
    I just might take some names.
    I just might kick some ass.
    … or I just might chew some bubblegum – and I have a LOT of bubblegum!

  290. Johnny Null Says:

    . . . and if Mr. Bigglesworth gets angry, people die!

  291. justa J0e Says:

    DO NOT TAUNT Happy Fun Ball !!!

  292. Jack Mangan Says:

    Fascinating Gallup poll data:

    http://www.gallup.com/poll/118528/GOP-Losses-Span-Nearly-Demographic-Groups.aspx

    And ok, no further political comments from me this weekend, barring major political events.
    Wall to wall silly from me til Monday.

    Goodnight Mitch.

  293. EssBee Says:

    Yay, Saturday.

    cough

  294. justa J0e Says:

    “Wall to wall silly from me til Monday.”

    Yah! Jack is going to be Wall-hehe

  295. justa J0e Says:

    busy busy day
    later gators

  296. Jack Mangan Says:

    Silly!

  297. Ed from Texas Says:

    Drive by from Texas in India….um, yeah.

    Probably will be absent this week, but I did want to share that I’ve safely arrived in Bangalore. It’s 3am here, but I’m not sure what time my body thinks it is. Still, I must try to get some sleep.

    Panny on…

  298. Johnny Null Says:

    Good to hear, Ed!

  299. Amy Bowen Says:

    Ed: Glad you made it there. :-)

  300. ditto Says:

    Glad you are OK, Ed.

    And hugs and good wishes to everyone else this weekend.

  301. justa J0e Says:

    12hrs later and I’m finally bak home.
    Tired but tons to do before I leave for D.C. in the morning. Can’t decide if I should take the lap Top.

    … and, Yea Ed!
    Spreading the Deadpan far and wide.

  302. Johnny Null Says:

    Oh crap. Deadpan is global! Let the world beware!

    I’d have more to say, but I cannot shake the thoughts out.

  303. Johnny Null Says:

    I think I finally learned how to do this nonsense very valuable technique.

  304. Johnny Null Says:

    crap, guess not

  305. Johnny Null Says:

    I thought “p” was to get the strikethrough text effect.

  306. Johnny Null Says:

    Don’t look at me! I’m hideous!

  307. ditto Says:

    I think Ed wanted to start his own Indian Nipple Song Production. ;)

  308. Vanamonde Says:

    Well a nice couple of days, I finally understand how powerful music can be.

  309. Jack Mangan Says:

    Interestingly cryptic comment, Van. Care to elaborate?

    I’m thrilled to hear about everyone’s travel adventures. Have fun, everyone!

  310. Vanamonde Says:

    Let’s just say Jack, that listening to 70’s and 80’s music lead to a nice time.

  311. Amy Bowen Says:

    JN: I think it’s “strike” to get that effect.

    Testing.

  312. Amy Bowen Says:

    Yep. “strike” worked.

  313. reaper Says:

    Morning Pan, just watched Stargate U. This show looks like it is going to be awesome. I have watched every episode of SG1 and SGA and this one looks like a darker version of the other shows. can’t wait for more!

  314. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan!

    Hubby off doing his music thing with the guys. I’m sitting here watching the snow fall out my living room window. If it wasn’t for the fact it’s snow, I’d say it’s nice an peaceful looking.

  315. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    SG-U had a bit of a BSG feel for me. The scientist even struck me as Baltaresque in his actions and words.

    That being said, we still enjoyed it and plan to continue watching it.

  316. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Random thought: I’ve been going on FB less and less lately. I’m lucky if I’m on there once a week now. I have no real reason why, it’s just the way it is.

  317. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I might watch a movie later today. The next movie in my que is called The Secret: http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0446463/

    Looks like a good B movie to watch.

    But first lunch. Chicken noodle soup is called for today.

  318. EssBee Says:

    Morning, everyone!

    Snow, Bunny? It’s chilly here, and the windows are all steamed up because I’m making soup today, but no snow yet.

    I can’t wait to watch Stargate U.

    We watched Dave Chapelle’s Block Party last night and LOVED it. I now swoon for Jill Scott.

  319. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I’ve also got two games downloading from Steam. I pre-purchased Cities XL (a city building game) and I purchased Risen (an adventure game) http://risen.deepsilver.com/game/index.html#us

    Gan you tell I’m a little bored today?

  320. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning EssBee!

  321. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Spicy chicken noodle soup and hot chocolate with marshmallows. A perfect chilly weather combination. :)

  322. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Put in my second of four loads of laundry. Boy my life is exciting.

  323. Rhettro Says:

    Morning all, just did my second round of dishes. Doing laundry and pulling toilet paper out of my trees is on the agenda for this afternoon. I love having drunken kids renting out the house next to mine.

  324. Jack Mangan Says:

    Rhett’s drunken neighbors

  325. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My third load of laundry is in. I have a cup of ginger mint tea beside me and a kitty on my lap. Now I’m going to watch The Secret with David Duchovny. Happiness is a B-movie on a Sunday afternoon.

  326. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    A bunch of eyes seen through an optometrist machine…

  327. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I don’t know if I’m going to make it through this entire movie. It’s pretty bad.

  328. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Sex while holding a candelabra looks pretty awkward.

  329. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I couldn’t make it through the movie. It was really that bad.

  330. Jack Mangan Says:

    David Duchovny movies generally suck. It was worse than the girl who kept masturbating and putting people in the torture chair?

  331. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    At least I made it through that other movie, so i guess that says something.

  332. Usedhair Says:

    EB: chilly weather combination

    I’m living in Florida after years of New York State. Chilly weather would be great right now, but it made it all the way up to 93 degrees yesterday. On the other hand, the year pass at SeaWorld and Aquatica has lots of time to pay itself off.

  333. Amy Bowen Says:

    It’s still sunny here in (my little corner of) SoCal, but with a nice, cool breeze coming in. Ahhhhhhh. :)

  334. EssBee Says:

    CW: Fringe

  335. Jack Mangan Says:

    OK, I wasn’t very silly this weekend. I did vote for the Independent Very Silly candidate, however.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=31FFTx6AKmU

  336. Nomad Scry Says:

    Usedhair – Is Aquatica like Marineland?

  337. Amy Bowen Says:

    Just Finished Watching: Season premiere of “Three Rivers” on CBS. I like it. If “House,” with all its vitriol, sarcasm, and rule-breaking, is like a shot of orange-flavored liquor, “Three Rivers” is like an orange-juice chaser. Don’t get me wrong, I LOVE “House,” but I can enjoy medical drama with not-as-extremely-messed-up characters, too. I’ll keep watching. :-)

  338. Nomad Scry Says:

    The fam tried to watch Happily N’Ever After but it was too bad to finish. I really rarely quit before the end, but this one wasn’t going to redeem itself ever.

  339. Amy Bowen Says:

    Oops. Above comment should read “Series premiere.”

  340. Amy Bowen Says:

    Good night, Pan! :-)

  341. Nomad Scry Says:

    Night Amy.

  342. Nomad Scry Says:

    I feel like I should apologize for the prior link, but I did state that it was NSFhumans. Though morbid curiosity means I myself would have clicked through.

  343. Jack Mangan Says:

    Nomad: It was certainly noteworthy, for all of its horror. Now let’s never speak of it again.

  344. Nomad Scry Says:

    Aye aye, cap’n, sir.

  345. Usedhair Says:

    NS: Yes, SeaWorld is like Marine Land. They have places where you can see large aquariums with sharks, killer whales, manatees, etc. They have shows with Shamu the killer whale or sea lions. They have amusement park rides and they have fireworks on the weekends. Lots of fun and way more “cheese” (as in, this place is really cheesy) than any one person can handle. Aquatica is the water park owned by, and across the street from SeaWorld.

  346. Vanamonde Says:

    Afternoon Pan, chilling out today.

    CD: Sucking a raspberry milkshake through a straw.

  347. Nomad Scry Says:

    Raspberry milkshake sounds good.

  348. EssBee Says:

    Meh-day.

  349. WNDRWolf Says:

    Morning Pan!
    Wander Radio releases a preview episode of 19 Nocturne Blvd’s “The Rookie”.
    *warning*
    Not recommended for younger ears.
    Please enjoy. :D

  350. WNDRWolf Says:

    http://wanderradio.com/2009/10/a-halloween-bonus-episode/
    I guess a link would be easier…

  351. ditto Says:

    Mmmmmm… coffee.

  352. ditto Says:

    Interesting list of 10+ minute songs that should be given a try:
    http://www.avclub.com/articles/alices-restaurant-doesnt-live-here-42-10-minute-po,33657/

  353. ditto Says:

    CP: To The Teeth — Ani DiFranco

  354. ditto Says:

    I think I need more coffee.

  355. Johnny Null Says:

    Amy Bowen: Thanks for nothing all of your help!

    Lard has a song that I believe is around 24 minutes called “Time to Melt”. It should not be given a try.

  356. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan!

    Spent most of my morning downtown. Now back at my home office pretending to work some more.

  357. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    They just started digging up the sidewalk in front of my house again. I don’t know if this is a good thing.

    My cat is freaking out over the sound of the jackhammer, though.

  358. Rhettro Says:

    The Green Carnation album “Light of Day, Day of Darkness” contains only one song but it is over 60 minutes long. I noticed that Amazon is selling the one song MP3 for 99 cents. I think I’m going to buy it today.

  359. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My cat is being a brat today. She seems to think the purpose of my whole existence is to provide her pleasure. I’ve only been home half an hour and she’s already wheedled two combings out of me.

  360. Jack Mangan Says:

    Interesting list of epic songs there.

    I’d add “The End” by The Doors and Iron Maiden’s “Rhime of the Ancient Mariner”, for starters. Coltrane’s “Blue Train”, if jazz is allowed.

  361. WNDRWolf Says:

    Meow – Purr

    purr

    purr

  362. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    So Wolf wants a combing too?

  363. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Wolf, serial killer prodigies?

  364. Amy Bowen Says:

    JN: You’re welcome! :-)

    WNDRWolf, TEB: LOL! :-D

  365. WNDRWolf Says:

    TEB – I am always up for a good petting…

    Yeah that was fun wasn’t it… The trading cards line caught me off guard…

  366. Jack Mangan Says:

    Mike Oldfield’s “Tubular Bells” is another 2-track album, with each song clocking in somewhere around 25 minutes.
    And of course, there’s 23-minute “Echoes” by Pink Floyd.

    Oh sorry, we’ve already moved on :) Who’s getting brushed?

  367. ditto Says:

    Good picks, Jack & Rhettro!

  368. ditto Says:

    I’d also add “Telegraph Road” by Dire Straits.

  369. ditto Says:

    CP: Come Talk To Me — Peter Gabriel

  370. Jack Mangan Says:

    “Decathlon” by Matt Mango is over 11 minutes.
    cough

  371. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I hear a hot dog calling my name.

    Lunch time!

  372. ditto Says:

    Speaking of hot dogs…
    http://www.sinfest.net/archive_page.php?comicID=3310

  373. ditto Says:

    Had BBQ for lunch myself. Oklahoma Joes is very yummy.

  374. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Good Hot Dog. Cat stole my chair so I don’t do my work right now. Will change the kitty litter and take out the garbage and then kick her out of my chair.

  375. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    ditto: What, no In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida or Hey Jude?

  376. Rhettro Says:

    I can’t believe I lived in KC for 12 years and never tried Oklahoma Joes. I did quite like The Smoke Stack though.

  377. Jack Mangan Says:

    I hope you’re feeling better, ditto?

    Speaking of webcomics:
    http://dresdencodak.com/2009/09/22/caveman-science-fiction/

  378. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    All done my house work. My spreadsheets balance and are in the process of saving.

    Now to answer the call of the kitty (yet again)!

  379. WNDRWolf Says:

    It calls???

    Wow the things I learn here…

  380. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Had to put the garbage and recycling bin in front of the neighbour’s as, as I said earlier, they are tearing up my sidewalk so I couldn’t put it in front of my own house. Hopefully the neighbour understands.

  381. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Wolf, it calls no more. Heard to speak when in my tummy. Yum! ;)

  382. WNDRWolf Says:

    You ate the cat?

    hmmm….

  383. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Wrong call! but I did snuzzle her, does that count?

  384. WNDRWolf Says:

    You didn’t eat the cat… I am now confused.

  385. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I ate the hot dog, which also called me. You’re right, it’s all very confusing. :???:

  386. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    In the words of the Mad Hatter:

    I’ve got an idea…let’s change the subject :)

  387. ditto Says:

    LJ: No list is perfect. Plus, I’m tired of In-A-Gadda-Da-Vida. Isn’t “Hey Jude” less than 10 minutes in length?

    Jack: I’m doing OK. Need to see another doctor this week.

    TEB: Hugs sound good.

  388. Vanamonde Says:

    Cookies?

  389. ditto Says:

    I hurt myself reading xkcd today.

  390. ditto Says:

    Van: Cookies are an excellent idea.

  391. ditto Says:

    CP: Wayward Soldier — Bear McCreary — BSG S3 Soundtrack

  392. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    How about cookies and hugs?

  393. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Hugs and cookies?

  394. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    ditto: You are correct, sir. Hey Jude is around 7 minutes. My bad. It just seems like it’s 10 minutes… Naaa na na Nanana Naaa, Nanana Naaa, Hey Jude…

  395. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    My suite tooth is aching. I need resort food.

  396. ditto Says:

    LJ: I know what you mean. :)

  397. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Your suite tooth, LJ. Is that where you go to eat cookies?

  398. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Ok enough of this silliness. I just got a new game off of steam (http://risen.deepsilver.com/game/index.html) and it badly wants to be played :)

    Later gators

  399. Jack Mangan Says:

    Isn’t every song by The Fray somewhere around 75 minutes in length?

  400. reaper Says:

    Enough silliness = go play a game.
    I REALLY like that logic :)

  401. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    TEB: Ohhh, yeahhh

  402. ditto Says:

    Jack: No, it just seems like that.

    Reaper: Sounds good to me. I think I’ll go kill some Nazis in Wolfenstien.

  403. reaper Says:

    I’m think I have had enough silliness also. Time to play some more Super Smash Brothers Brawl. I love games that don’t take themselves seriously.

  404. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    Hrm… I’m not quite through with silly yet. I think I need to develop a distinct walk…

  405. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    Hmmm… Do I cave and shell out for a BluRay version of Snow White and the Seven Dwarves?

  406. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    Time to start building a Heuristic Algorithmic system for the podcast… How hard could it be?

  407. reaper Says:

    Lejon: I don’t have a bluray player yet but we have purchased bluray disks when the price is right and they had to come with the DVD and downloadable version.

  408. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    reaper: the issue I have is that I already own a DVD copy. So, while I don’t officially have a working BluRay player at the moment, is it worth paying dues to the Mouse Machine to get this? How much more detail could the bluray version contain?

    The movie was made in 1939, even a fresh digital transfer would have limited success. The digital “restoration” might go more toward making this special, but from what I’ve seen, they’ve decided to keep a wide screen aspect ratio, rather than the original 4×3 – which means that no matter how well restored this version is, there is still detail from the original film that has been edited out “to fit your screen”

    Still, I’ll have a bluray machine at some point… so is it worth it?

  409. Jack Mangan Says:

    Sounds like you feel the indulgence is worthwhile, Lejon. If budget and others with a say in your budget approve, then go for it.

    If a better version comes out in the future, you can still dump this one.

  410. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    Jack: Darned disposable society… Having stuff used to mean something…

  411. Johnny Null Says:

    Lejon: My vote is no. I’m stunned at the increased detail you see in a movie from the ’90s when it’s fully HD. But that’s live-action. I think your points illustrate my doubts as to an old cartoon HD/BluRay-ified.

    On another note, it’s sad to think of how gorgeous those old Disney animated movies were compared to the Mermaid/Beauty*Beast/Aladdin Hanna-Barberra-quality cookie-cutter tripe they’ve been tossing out.

    I think I had a point, but I’ve lost it.

  412. Johnny Null Says:

    Lejon: Are you visiting the Ministry of Silly Walks?

  413. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    Jack: Oh, I left out that I always think the indulgence is worthwhile, but then I have trouble saving money.

  414. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    JØ: 1.) Your point is that the artistry which used to be inherent in the system has been scaled back to increase the profitability the system is supposed to inherit.

    2.) Not so much a ministry as a parish

  415. Johnny Null Says:

    Lejon: I’d not say “scaled back” so much as “tossed in the dumpster”

    On another another note, did you ever watch the “updated/enhanced” version of Robotech? Pretty dreadful.

  416. Jack Mangan Says:

    Giant Battle Mechs doing Silly Walks?

  417. Johnny Null Says:

    NOW you’re talking! Dancing with the Battletech Stars!

  418. Cj Says:

    I’ll buy Snow White on plain on DVD format … or rather Santa Clause will be leave a copy for the little girl living in our house.

  419. EssBee Says:

    Good evening, DP!

    CW: Dexter

  420. Cj Says:

    -e

  421. Jack Mangan Says:

    I watched Snow White on VHS many times last year.

  422. Jack Mangan Says:

    Cj, I just thought you meant Tim Allen was bringing the DVD.

  423. EssBee Says:

    Snow White was on a replay loop on VHS at our house about 8 years ago. I think I’ll buy the DVD as well.

  424. EssBee Says:

    Hi Jack! Hi Cj!

  425. EssBee Says:

    CNDVRing: Heroes

  426. EssBee Says:

    Yay:

    http://www.nytimes.com/2009/10/05/arts/television/05bang.html?_r=1&partner=rss&emc=rss

  427. reaper Says:

    at this point I won’t be replacing DVD’s with BluRay Disks (abbreviate BRD?). Even DVD’s in an up converting player make me happy enough.

  428. Usedhair Says:

    Somehow I missed the first few episodes of Questers from FPM (If I’m spelling and/or hearing any of this wrong, it would explain my difficulty in finding it) and I’m having a hard time finding any mention of it in the show notes. Is there an efficient way for me to locate the existing episodes, or (preferably) is there a centralized location where they exist and can be listened to without having to search through entire deadpan episodes to find them?

  429. Cj Says:

    The Questors From Effpiem, Episode 1: The
    Dead Pan is in Deadpan Episode 100
    The Questors From Effpiem, Episode 2 (Part 1): The House of the Sophia Pulchra is in
    Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #106: Three Stories

    The Questors From Effpiem, Episode 2 (Part 2): The House of the Sophia Pulchra is in
    Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #107

    The Questors From Effpiem, Episode 3: The Lost Traveler is in
    Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #117: Nice

    The Questors from Effpiem, Episode 4: The Centaur Court is in
    Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #124: Get Motivated

    The Questors from Effpiem, Episode 5: The Traveling Merchant is in in
    Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #127: Knock-off of a Care Bear

    The Questors From Effpiem, Episode 6: The Pantomime Play is in
    Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #130: Underworld Garlic Salt

    The Questors from Effpiem, Episode 7: The Home for Infinite Winners in
    Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #135: Bigger and More Sinister

  430. Nomad Scry Says:

    Used – The Ambassador has a record of each entry for Questors on her blog:

    http://en.wordpress.com/tag/questors/

  431. Nomad Scry Says:

    And Cj beat me to the punch. =)

  432. Nomad Scry Says:

    I’m entirely conflicted about the whole BluRay vs. DVD vs. digital conflict. For now, I am really quite happy with the way my upconverted DVDs look. But I’ve seen some of the Pixar BluRay stuff and droooooooled. But physical medium means either a carousel or getting up to change the disc and I’m sooo lazy.

    I think for now the deciding factor is how much money I have in my wallet. So DVDs it is. Heh.

  433. Amy Bowen Says:

    Usedhair: YES!!!! Go to my blog and there are show notes for every episode of “The Questors from Effpiem*,” including links to all the past Deadpan episodes that contain my episodes. Enjoy!!! :-D

    http://amybowen.wordpress.com/ (Click on the category “Guest Appearances” in the right sidebar)

    *Yes, it is indeed supposed to refer to FPM, but I wrote it as “Effpiem” in the story text and on my blog.

  434. Amy Bowen Says:

    LOL!!! Nomad AND Cj beat me to the punch! That is awesome. :-D

  435. Cj Says:

    There’s a broken beam inside of the big big bridge
    I guess that whole thing is caving in
    Maybe it is time I learn how to swim
    I’ll be a dolphin, I’ll be a dolphin

    Sometimes I think I’m breaking down
    And other times I think that I’m fine
    But something got into my engine
    It slowed me down
    Now I got to turn this whole thing around

    I’m gonna be a dolphin… I’m gonna be a dolphin
    I’m gonna be a dolphin… I’m gonna be a dolphin

    There’s not a lot I believe anymore
    I mistrust everything I had been longing for
    There’s not a lot that I know anymore
    But I know if the good bridge is burning

    You gotta be a dolphin… You gotta be a dolphin
    You gotta be a dolphin… You gotta be a dolphin
    — POE

  436. Nomad Scry Says:

    In my head, that song is always linked with the following:

    we went down to the edge of the water
    you were afraid to go in
    you said there might be sharks out there in the ocean
    and i said i’m only going for a swim

    i was swimming around in a circle
    i wasn’t always in view
    you said we might get into red flag danger
    and i am alone when i’m not with you

    but i am no mermaid
    i am no mermaid
    and i am no fisherman’s slave
    i am no mermaid
    i am no mermaid
    i keep my head above the waves

    we were swinging from the centre of the ceiling
    you were afraid to give in
    i said i know i’ll always live for this feeling
    and you closed your eyes you said never again

    we were dancing in the middle of the desert
    you said we’ll burn under the hot sun
    i said i’d rather be the colour of pleasure
    than watch like you from under the thumb

    but i am no mermaid
    i am no mermaid
    and i am no fisherman’s slave
    i am no mermaid
    i am no mermaid
    i keep my head above the waves

    we went down to the edge of the water
    you were afraid to go in
    you said there might be sharks out there in the ocean
    and i said i’m only going for a swim

    i was living around in a circle
    i wasn’t always in view
    you said we might get into red flag danger
    and i am alone when i’m not with you

    but i am no mermaid
    i am no mermaid
    and i am no fisherman’s slave
    i am no mermaid
    i am no mermaid
    i keep my head above the waves

    – sinéad lohan

  437. Nomad Scry Says:

    And Amy — Woot. =)

  438. Cj Says:

    Hmm How about..

    i get confused when i’m tired
    but the last time i saw you
    we were in a room
    with sunshine in my eyes
    and water on the floor
    i watched you float away
    take me with you

    a long time ago
    we were walking around
    we were rolling around
    in the graden
    in the garden
    i saw you turn around
    and still you turn around
    my eyes are playing tricks on me
    how i miss you

    I could be your lover
    chained under the water
    under the water
    i could be standing on a ladder

    to make it easier
    to make it easier

    your eyes are colored stone
    you’ve got an earring through your nose
    your chains are made of gold
    i dont think they would float
    but floating is what you do
    that is beautiful
    that is you

    i could be your lover
    chained under the water
    under the water
    i could be swimming out to save you
    no one ever saves you
    to make it easier

    i’ll be your lover
    under the water
    i could be standing
    to make it easier
    — Merrill Bainbridge

  439. Nomad Scry Says:

    I’m not familiar with Bainbridge, though the lyrics are nice. Kinda surprised I haven’t heard of her, she’s from the right era and genre.

    Also — Your spreadsheet-ness is starting to scare me. Go to bed! *chuckle*

  440. Nomad Scry Says:

    we spotted the ocean at the head of the trail
    Where are we going, so far away
    and somebody told me that this is the place
    where everything’s better, everything’s safe

    walk on the ocean
    step on the stones
    flesh becomes water
    wood becomes bone

    and half an hour later we packed up our things
    we said we’d send letters and all those little things
    and they knew we were lying but they smiled just the same
    It seemed they’d already forgotten we’d came

    now we’re back at the homestead
    where the air makes you choke
    and people don’t know you
    and trust is a joke
    we don’t even have pictures
    just memories to hold
    that grow sweeter each season
    as we slowly grow old

    – Toad the Wet Sprocket

    To continue the water motif.

  441. Jack Mangan Says:

    Looking down into the water
    Its hard to make out your face
    If our love is drowning, then why
    Do I feel so out of place?
    Bubbling up to the surface
    Are you getting a breath of fresh air?
    Forever longing to make you mine
    But I cant escape your stare…
    Liquid seeps into your lungs
    But your eyes look so serene
    Its wonderful how the surface ripples
    But youre perfect, and I cannot breathe
    Forever longing to make you mine
    But I cant escape your stare…
    Hold me closer, keep me near
    My underwater love
    Hold me closer, keep me near
    Ill never get enough
    Touch me from below
    Ill never let you go
    But I cant escape

    Faith No More – Underwater Love

  442. Cj Says:


    She dashed by me in painted on jeans
    And all heads turned cause she was the cream
    In the blink of an eye I knew her number and her name
    She said I was the tiger she wanted to tame

    Caribbean Queen now we’re sharing the same dream
    And our hearts they beat as one
    No more love on the run …..

    Ooops.. that’s sung BY Billy Ocean — water theme … screeching halt.

    and yeah.. I have two more itsy bitsy spreadsheet projects after this one. No sleep just yet.

  443. Cj Says:


    Come with me, my love
    To the sea, the sea of love
    I want to tell you oh how much I love you

    Do you remember when we met?
    That’s the day I knew you were my pet
    I want to tell you how much I love you

    Come with me
    To the sea
    Of
    Love

    Do you remember when we met?
    That’s the day I knew you were my pet
    I want to tell you oh how much I love you

    Come with me
    To the sea
    Of
    Love

    Do you remember when we met?
    That’s the day I knew you were my pet
    I want to tell you oh how much I love you
    –Del Shannon

  444. Jack Mangan Says:

    Take a look in the pool and what do you see
    In the dark depths there faces beckoning me
    Can’t you see them it’s plain for all to see
    They were there oh I know you don’t believe me.

    Oh…I’ve never felt so strange
    But…I’m not going insane.

    I’ve no doubt that you think I’m off my head
    You don’t say but it’s in your eyes instead
    Hours I spend out just gazing into that pool
    Something draws me there I don’t know what to do.

    Oh…they drain my strength away
    Oh…they’re asking me to stay.

    Nightmares…spirits calling me
    Nightmares…they won’t leave me be.

    All my life’s blood is slowly draining away
    And I feel that I’m weaker every day
    Somehow I know I haven’t long to go
    Joining them at the bottom of the pool.

    Now…I feel they are so near
    I…begin to see them clear

    Nightmares…coming all the time
    Nightmares…Will give me peace of mind.

    Now it’s clear and I know what I have to do
    I must take you down there to look at them too
    Hand in hand then we’ll jump right into the pool
    Can’t you see not just me they want you too.

    Oh…we’ll drown together
    It…will be forever.

    Nightmares…forever calling me
    Nightmares…Now we rest in peace.

    Still Life – Iron Maiden

  445. Cj Says:

    Black shadow hangin’ over your shoulder
    Black mark up against your name
    Your green eyes couldn’t get any colder
    There’s bad poison runnin’ through your veins

    Evil walks behind you
    Evil sleeps beside you
    Evil talks AROUND you
    Evil walks behind you

    Black widow weavin’ evil notions
    Dark secrets bein’ spun in your web
    Good men goin’ down in your ocean
    They can’t swim ’cause they’re tied to your bed

    You just cry wolf
    I sometimes wonder where you park your broom
    Oh black widow

    C’mon weave your web
    Down in your ocean
    You got ‘em tied to your bed
    With your dark, dark secrets
    And your green, green eyes
    You black widow

    Evil walks so bad

    Evil Walks – AC/DC

  446. Vanamonde Says:

    Morning Pan, last day at my sisters before heading home, going to check out the 3D version of Toy Story (no double bill in ripoff Britain).

  447. Cj Says:

    I guess in the craziness of the last few days I neglected to mention that the family enjoyed the Double-Feature. Both kids sat happily through the entire show and the older child even wore her 3D glasses and uttered the word “cool” many times.

    Anyone who happens to watch my husband’s tweets should know by now what is going on here so, please excuse me if I’m a bit skittish for the next few days, weeks… etc.

  448. Nomad Scry Says:

    My mother came to Hazard when I was just seven
    Even then the folks in town said with prejudiced eyes
    That boy’s not right …
    Three years ago when I came to know Mary
    First time that someone looked beyond the rumours and the lies
    And saw the man inside …
    We used to walk down by the river
    She loved to watch the sun go down
    We used to walk along the river
    And dream our way out of this town …
    No one understood what I felt for Mary
    No one cared until the night she went out walking alone
    And never came home …
    Man with a badge came knocking next morning
    Here was I surrounded by a thousand fingers suddenly
    Pointed right at me …
    I swear I left her by the river
    I swear I left her safe and sound
    I need to make it to the river
    And leave this old Nebraska town
    I think about my life gone by
    And how it’s done me wrong
    There’s no escape for me this time
    All of my rescues are gone, long gone
    I swear I left her by the river
    I swear I left her safe and sound
    I need to make it to the river
    And leave this old Nebraska town …

    – Richard Marx, Hazard

  449. Nomad Scry Says:

    I’d like to catch the 3D Toy Story but the rest of the fam gets too much eye strain from it to enjoy it.

    Morning Van.

    If I had any magic thoughts, I’d send some of them your way, Cj. But it seems to me that yall will be fine, well, once you get past the “pass the Tums” of it.

  450. Cj Says:

    Yup. Tums are like a major food group right now. How’d ya know?

    That and Tylenol PM – which is going to get me through this dark night.

    See you on the bright side.

    Good Night Corn Meal Mush

  451. Nomad Scry Says:

    Night Cj, don’t let the bedbugs bite.

  452. Nomad Scry Says:

    That wasn’t intended as a bad pun comment.

  453. Vanamonde Says:

    Follow You. Follow Me – Genesis

    Stay with me,
    My love I hope youll always be
    Right here by my side if ever I need you
    Oh my love

    In your arms,
    I feel so safe and so secure
    Everyday is such a perfect day to spend
    Alone with you

    I will follow you will you follow me
    All the days and nights that we know will be
    I will stay with you will you stay with me
    Just one single tear in each passing year

    With the dark,
    Oh I see so very clearly now
    All my fears are drifting by me so slowly now
    Fading away

    I can say
    The night is long but you are here
    Close at hand, oh Im better for the smile you give
    And while I live

    I will follow you will you follow me
    All the days and nights that we know will be
    I will stay with you will you stay with me
    Just one single tear in each passing year there will be

    I will follow you will you follow me
    All the days and nights that we know will be
    I will stay with you will you stay with me
    Just one single tear in each passing year…

  454. Nomad Scry Says:

    Surely goodness and mercy shall follow me all the days of my life: and I will dwell in the house of the Lord for ever. Psalm 23:6

  455. Nomad Scry Says:

    *evil gryn*

  456. Nomad Scry Says:

    Has anyone else tried to read the new FTC guidelines?

    http://www.ftc.gov/os/2009/10/091005endorsementguidesfnnotice.pdf

    I’m wondering how this will affect places like epinions.com, but I’m having a bit of an attention issue with reading the paper.

  457. Usedhair Says:

    Thanks CJ, Nomad and Amy. I will listen to them sometime in the next couple of weeks.

  458. EssBee Says:

    Happy Tuesday, y’all.

  459. Nomad Scry Says:

    EssBee, do you actually pause there, saying y…all, or are you just writing it pretty like? *poke*

  460. EssBee Says:

    I write prettier than I talk, Nomad. I wish I had a Southern drawl, but alas I have the Southwestern speech pattern I’ve got. People tell me I sound Canadian, but after listening to Bunny on the MMMMMeetup recordings, I now that’s not it.

    How are you today, sir?

  461. Nomad Scry Says:

    Depends on -which- southern drawl. South Carolina, no offense to anyone intelligent to be here, but I hate the state and I hate the accent. It just sounds… stupid. Virgina has one of the cutest, most drop dead sexy accents. Tennessee is pretty standard and tends to amplify the character of the speaker.

    And if True Blood is any indicator, Lousiana has a cute and stupid accent. Sooookie, I do declare.

    I don’t consider Texas southern, but I did hear some excellent drawlin’ the one time I popped out for a visit.

    As for Canadian, After listening to Mark (Encaf1) and Mike Plested and the amazing Bunny, I’d have to say they all sound pretty non-accented to me. Nice voices, clear diction, but a kind of “standard” accent.

    I, myself, am doing great and exercising my tired and out of date southern drawl. Soookie. LOL

  462. Nomad Scry Says:

    *cough* … intelligent +enough to be here…

  463. EssBee Says:

    Oooh, them’s fightin’ words . . .

    Not really! But I do think Charleston is a fantastic city if you can look away from the glaring racial divide in wealth long enough to notice.

    For my job, I spend loads of time in the deep South – I’ve logged lots of hours in Louisiana (mostly New Orleans, which is an anomaly in the South, but also New Iberia, Baton Rouge, and Monroe), Savannah, Pensacola, and Moblie. I think folks are just folks, honestly, no matter where you find yourself, but political and religious climates do tend to the more . . . ahem . . . restrictive the further South one travels. Of course, I’ve encountered giant asshats in Los Angeles, Boston, Chicago, and other big, supposedly progressive cities just as often as in BFE Louisiana.

  464. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan!

    Did a morning work out for the first time in a while. I’m frikken exhausted, but it feels good.

  465. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Mom comes in tomorrow so doing some house cleaning today. I might even clean my desk. That would be a miracle.

  466. EssBee Says:

    Morning, TEB!

  467. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Oh yeah, I guess I better strip the guest bed and put on some clean sheets. That might be a nice thing to do.

  468. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning EssBee!

    Have a super morning at Evil Inc!

  469. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Wow, looking back at the comments, Scry called me amazing. I thought only my husband could be the judge of that ;)

  470. Nomad Scry Says:

    The only job I’ve ever been fired from was in SC, down in Charleston, and the fake reason was because I “laughed at a customer” (she made a joke and I laughed) but the real reason was my ponytail and black clothes scared the manager.

    Charleston is pretty bad when it comes to how blatant the racial lines are, but drive a bit north to Greenville/Spartanburg and it’s even worse. The white folk live in nice old houses with pillared front porches on clean streets… meanwhile, hop over the ivy covered fence with the barbed wire and you’ll find the colored folk living with their chickens and pigs in little better than shacks. Three shacks to one house. They’ve managed to hide their “problem” behind a facade. I was a young teen when we lived there, so it didn’t really dawn on me what was going on till after we’d left and I started noticing that everyone just acted like people.

    Other than SC, I am starting to think that I prefer the simple straight forward confrontation of the South to the stick-em-inna-back of NJ, NY, CT, MA. At least you know when you are in trouble down there. I mean, I cannot imagine the city of Chattanooga fining someone for having foot long grass in their front yard.

    Too heavy, eh?

  471. Nomad Scry Says:

    Hi Bunny!

  472. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    There, a load of laundry is in the washing machine, the vacuum is doing its thing in the living room (its thing includes freaking out the cat).

    Now to do some work.

  473. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Hey Scry. The board is hopping this morning.

  474. EssBee Says:

    Not too heavy. The racial lines are incredibly distressing particularly in the South. I believe it’s a self-breeding super-virus. All that will come of allowing it to continue is more of the same, over and over and over again. It’s a fucking shame.

    Now I am off to Evil for a day of fun. Month-end activities for me. I love that someone with a Master’s Degree in American Literature and Women’s Studies (me) does accruals/deferrals for a $6M business unit. It’s totally typical of the place.

    Have a great day, all y’all.

  475. Nomad Scry Says:

    Have a shiny new day at Evil!

  476. EssBee Says:

    One more comment: race is also a huge problem that goes largely unaddressed in pseudo-liberal Boulder County, Colorado as well. It’s just not as easy to see if you’re not looking.

  477. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    While racial and other issues exist (and trust me you do see them in my hubby’s line of work), I like to think Canada is one of the better countries when it comes to such things.

  478. EssBee Says:

    I just can’t stop this morning, but after this, I am TOTALLY leaving . . .

    Bunny, I’d have to challenge you on what you say based on my family (Sly B’s brother and his wife and 3 kids) who live North of you on the Cree reserve in Hobbema. The conditions there are deplorable, and rival reservations in the U.S. in terms of poverty, abuse, lack of services (education, police, clean water), and etc. Other than the native population there, I can’t speak to Canadian race relations.

  479. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    EssBee, while I admit there are issues, I’m afraid I won’t get into native relations. My mother use to teach on a reserve, and I have Meiti blood in me. I will say there are plus and minus’ on both sides of the argument, but don’t feel this is a proper forum for that kind of a debate.

  480. Nomad Scry Says:

    I wondered what was wrong with my cat. It sounded like he was doing a monster job of scratching in his catbox. And then, five minutes later, he’s doing it again.

    Yeah, he’s been closed up in the coat closet for an hour. D’oh.

  481. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    And because I want to have a positive note: Emoticons for all!

    :) ;) :D :eek: :shock: :???: :!: :neutral: :mrgreen: :idea: :roll: :arrow:

  482. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Aww, poor kitty. You are a bad owner Scry! (just kidding ;) )

  483. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Ack! Work kicked me out of the system. What was that about?

  484. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Of course Scry, my kitty thinks I’m a bad owner too because I have the vacuum going.

  485. Nomad Scry Says:

    Hey! Tis not my fault that he races through any opened door…

  486. Nomad Scry Says:

    Today is the birthday for a friend of mine who I have totally lost contact with. I don’t even know her full name, so it’s kinda hard to use Google-fu to find her. So… bah.

  487. Nomad Scry Says:

    Bunny, does your cat talk to bugs?

  488. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My cat is afraid of bugs, mice, vacuums, people… you name it,

    She will watch a bug crawl across the floor or fly through the air but if it comes near her, she’ll walk, sometimes run, away.

  489. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    She once freaked out when she saw a mouse, jumping up and running away when it squeaked.

  490. Nomad Scry Says:

    Huh. I can’t remember any of my other cats giving more than a passing interest in moving bugs. Vex will actively and accurately hunt down bugs and if they are up out of his reach, he’ll warble at them. It’s like he is say, “Fly into my mouth.” And then he eats them.

  491. Nomad Scry Says:

    That’s cute. I picture her doing the Lucy, standing on the table, clutching the drapes, and pointing the “MOUSE!”

  492. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    That’s not far from the truth, Scry. We live by railroad tracks so, if it’s a particularly cold winter, we will occasionally get a mouse find its way into the house. My cat hates it when that happens (has only occurred three times in the 13+ years living here)

  493. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Happiness is a warm kitty on your lap :)

  494. Nomad Scry Says:

    And that’s the downside to my cat. He barely tolerates sitting on the same couch as us. When he was a kitten, he’d sleep with Jade, but now that he’s a big teenager he sleeps by himself. *pout*

  495. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Whew, almost forgot to park my car on the street. They’re tearing up the sidewalk in front of my house and I wouldn’t have been able to get it out of the driveway when I went for lunch with my Boo later today.

    The only reason I remembered is I heard the garbage truck and I thought it was the city in front of my house. Glad I made it in time.

  496. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My cat is a loving cat, but only to me. She tolerates my husband and won’t go near anybody else. But I don’t care, because she loves to lay on me, and that’s all that matters :lol:

  497. Nomad Scry Says:

    I think I have to give up now on trying to find my friend. I dug through my old email address and pinged off 4 bad addresses, found and google’d her “real” name and pestered a few mutual friends. No luck.

    Ah well.

  498. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My work work is done, my laundry is in the dryer, now to clean my desk.

  499. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Personally I think that’s going above and beyond, Scry.

  500. Nomad Scry Says:

    I guess so. It’s not like either of us has made the effort to make contact since ‘05. Humbug. I dislike growing apart.

  501. Nomad Scry Says:

    I found this while digging around:

    http://www.epinions.com/review/Frog_s_Leap_2003_Napa_Valley_Sauvignon_Blanc_Wine/fddk-review-ED9-1378E070-38B7309A-bd1

    It’s a wine review I wrote years ago. I’m a snarky asshole.

  502. ditto Says:

    CP: The Flames Beyond the Cold Mountain — Mono

  503. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Holy crap, finally opened my phone bill from my Arizona trip. $50 in roaming charges! That’s it, next time I travel I’m not calling my hubby every day.

  504. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    cool, Scry

  505. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Well, I have an hour to kill so I think I’ll delve into my new game.

    Later!

  506. ditto Says:

    Back to the water theme for a moment…

    I wish I was a fisherman
    tumblin’ on the seas
    far away from dry land
    and its bitter memories
    castin’ out my sweet line
    with abandonment and love
    no ceiling bearin’ down on me
    save the starry sky above
    with light in my head
    with you in my arms…

    i wish i was the brakeman
    on a hurtlin fevered train
    crashin head long into the heartland
    like a cannon in the rain
    with the feelin of the sleepers
    and the burnin of the coal
    countin the towns flashin by
    and a night that’s full of soul
    with light in my head
    with you in my arms…

    And I know I will be loosened
    from the bonds that hold me fast
    and the chains all around me
    will fall away at last
    and on that grand and fateful day
    I will take thee in my hand
    I will ride on a train
    I will be the fisherman
    With light in my head
    You in my arms…

    Fisherman’s Blues — The Waterboys

  507. Nomad Scry Says:

    If it helps ease the sting, I’m paying off a $400 data charge from two months ago from a gap in unlimited coverage caused by ordering a new phone for Jade. Gah. It couldn’t have been more than a few days at that. Double Gah. No, Gah squared.

  508. Nomad Scry Says:

    Hey ditto, g’morning to you.

  509. ditto Says:

    Wow. Board was busy today. I show up, and everyone leaves. ;)

  510. ditto Says:

    Scratch that. NS is still here! Hiya!!

  511. Nomad Scry Says:

    What would you call the genre that the Waterboys falls into?

  512. Nomad Scry Says:

    And I -do- know Bainbridge. I just thought that her hit “Mouth” was music for a bubblegum advertisement. …

  513. ditto Says:

    NS: I guess I’d say the Waterboys fall along the lines of folk rock.

  514. Nomad Scry Says:

    *waves at ditto*

    I was going to say that I like her “Under the Water” quite a bit more and then some bad harmonica and silly male vocalist kicked in and my enjoyment fled. Ugh. That was a cruel twist.

  515. Nomad Scry Says:

    Huh. That kind of figures. I was thinking they were a bit folksy and a bit early rock. Haha.

  516. Nomad Scry Says:

    I think… it’s bed time.

    I’m sure someone’ll show up and keep the Pan warm. Until then, it’s up to you ditto.

  517. Vanamonde Says:

    Well Toy Story was as good as ever, wasn’t that impressed with the 3D makover..too subtle at times.

    The train carriage I’m travelling stinks of urine..

  518. ditto Says:

    Eww. That can’t be fun, Van.

  519. ditto Says:

    CP: Beauty And The Beast — David Bowie

  520. Vanamonde Says:

    Saw this on the way to the cinema:

    http://www.facebook.com/photo.php?pid=2646286&l=93a5d127b9&id=652661858

  521. ditto Says:

    They are obviously wrong. Everyone one knows that when in doubt pick C. ;)

  522. Nomad Scry Says:

    I’m already sleeping, but I wantted to ask before I forget (again.)

    Is anyone else here going to be doing NaNoWriMo this year? I’m foolishly assuming that Amy will be doing her usual 35000 words in a weekend, but I’m not sure who else has participated in the past.

  523. ditto Says:

    Besides, can we really trust Alpha?
    WashAlpha dies, obviously.

  524. Johnny Null Says:

    Nomad Scry: I may entertain the idea, but I’ve got so little time already. So doubtful. I will forward a link to Lady J though. Hopefully it’ll spur some interest in her.

  525. Jack Mangan Says:

    Wow, that billboard would make for a great social experiment in most of the U.S.

  526. Jack Mangan Says:

    Since both of my underwater lyrical contributions last night were about murder. . . I’d considered posting the lyrics to “Octopus’s Garden” as a cheerier counter. But I just couldn’t bring myself to do it.

    I’d like to be,
    Under the sea
    In an

    - – No, see, I just can’t do it.

  527. ditto Says:

    CP: Beat On The Brat — The Ramones

  528. Vanamonde Says:

    CW: House S6E3

  529. ditto Says:

    CP: California Sun — The Ramones

  530. Jack Mangan Says:

    What inspired the Genesis lyrics earlier, Van?

  531. ditto Says:

    CP: I Got You — Split Enz

  532. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Home!

    Had to carry a 50lb weight stand half a block because I couldn’t park in my own driveway. Stupid city.

  533. ditto Says:

    Put together a punching bag + stand last night. Should be fun, but I’ll need counter-weights.

  534. Jack Mangan Says:

    Boy, you’re gonna carry that weight,
    Carry that weight a long time.

  535. Jack Mangan Says:

    And OK – last link before lunch – is it wrong to find that Cthulhu has nice curves?

    http://www.craftster.org/forum/index.php?topic=300103.msg3424569#msg3424569

  536. Vanamonde Says:

    RE: Genesis Lyrics

    Cough!

  537. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    It took an hour and lots of cursing but I finally got the weight stand put together. Now I’m all hot and sweaty and in badly need of a shower.

    Jack, that costume doesn’t show enough skin. She should have had less cloth and more green body paint ;)

    Shower Time!

  538. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    There, all nice and clean. Now to kick back and read for a bit.

    CR: The Bright and The Dark – Michelle M. Welch

  539. DJ Bunny Says:

    Stretched out on the couch with a book in my hands and a very happy kitty on my lap. This is heaven. :)

  540. ditto Says:

    Hot… and… sweaty.
    *cough*

  541. ditto Says:

    CP: Dusted — Belly

  542. Cj Says:

    Checking in.

  543. DJ Bunny Says:

    Cj!!!!!!!!!!

  544. Jack Mangan Says:

    So we should have a sexy Cthulhu costume contest at the next DeadpanMMMmmm Gathering?

  545. justa J0e Says:

    Hi sports fans.
    Didn’t have time to read “back” posts, so I have no idea what’s going on.
    Just thought I’d say “hi” and that, after driving 1.3 bagazillion miles to Washington D.C. – I spent my 2nd day here finding a tire dealer that carried a replacement for the one I blew out (2 blocks from my hotel) and then figuring out how to find them (in Maryland), driving there and then sitting in their waiting room for 3 hours.

    I’m back in my hotel room and 2 Cosmos in the bar have re-adjusted my attitude.

    I have yet to meet the President. Have met the homeless … and really good Chinese food.

  546. ditto Says:

    Sounds interesting, Jack.

  547. DJ Bunny Says:

    Only if the guys compete too ;)

  548. ditto Says:

    Glad you are OK, JOe.

  549. ditto Says:

    Could be intriguing.

  550. justa J0e Says:

    BTW – one high lite of the trip is the store I saw when I got lost. Better then the fact that they had misspelled Clothing as Cloathing … was the fact that the “C” had falled of their sign.
    Yep! They were offering “Discount LOATHING” .

    This raises some questions.
    ( ) “Loathing can be bought?”
    ( ) What IS the going rate for loathing?
    ( ) What about “You get what you pay for?” What quality of “Loathing” can you expect for “off the rack”, discount hate? I mean seriously, won’t it be more of a dislike or at best a mild abhorrence?

    “Discount Loathing.”
    Heh

  551. Cj Says:

    Hm. jJ

    I think I just won the lottery on *New and Improved* Self-Loathing.

    Nothing discount about it.

    I’m desperately searching for the RMA department.

  552. Jack Mangan Says:

    In D.C., that might not have been an error.

  553. Jack Mangan Says:

    Sorry about the stress, Cj (and Dan).

  554. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    J0e, there’s an entire Kingdom of Loathing.

  555. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    OK. Finally caught up, and my day has slowed down, so it’s my turn for water works:

    I dream of the ocean and the beautiful skies rolling out to sea
    I dream of the ocean and the rip of the tide west of Finnistair
    The weight of the water pouring down, holding on to me
    I dream of the ocean, rising, rising

    I dream of the ocean – through the night the ghosts are sailing still
    The James Caird steering east by north-east through the wild Atlantic swell
    The men lie soaked and cold beneath the sail on a bed of ballast stone
    They hear the boss cry out – I can see them now, the snow-capped peaks of land
    But it was the ocean, rising, rising
    A forty foot wall of water crashing down
    They held their breath and prayed to God in the hour of death
    To save them
    From the ocean, rising, rising
    I dream of the ocean, rising, rising

    And so the years they flow and journey’s end
    The old crew sailed south again
    And they buried the boss by the melting snow
    In the summer winds on the island
    And now the ice it cracks and falls away, driven in the storms
    And I’ll be there – where the sky touches the sea
    At the edge of the ocean where the beautiful world fades into the grey
    I dream of the ocean, rising, rising
    I dream of the ocean, rising, rising

    -Ocean Rising, Justin Sullivan

  556. ditto Says:

    LJ: I used to play KoL a lot. I even have the pint glasses.
    http://store.asymmetric.net/pint1.html

  557. ditto Says:

    *hugs to Cj*

  558. Cj Says:

    Thank you, everyone.

    :)

  559. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    ditto: I’ve been meaning to get my sister a Sabretooth Lime shirt.

  560. Johnny Null Says:

    Lejon: I’d like your input. Macross is, to me, the only Robotech series worth watching. When the Masters were brought in with the Cyclones and whatnot, it really took a dive. And don’t get me started with what followed. Mechs fighting with huge speakers? Seriously? Anyhow, Netflix just presented me with The Shadow Chronicles. Have you seen this? And is it one of those deals where it’s mostly cartoon with computer-rendered mechs? I hate that. Yeah.

  561. Johnny Null Says:

    The Deadpanites are wiser than most in this regard, but I’d feel remiss if I didn’t make mention about this:

    http://isc.sans.org/diary.html?storyid=7276

    Change your gmail/hotmail/yahoo passwords!

  562. EssBee Says:

    Evening, DP!

    I totally respect your position on the issue from this morning, TEB. I have strong feelings on it, and they can stay right here in my brain.

    Today really put the evil back into Evil Inc for me. Those asshats.

    Tonight: red beans & rice from the crock pot and last nights Big Bang Theory.

    Enjoy DC, JOe! Total hell hole, of course, but there’re all those monuments.

  563. Jack Mangan Says:

    A sabre-toothed lime: http://store.asymmetric.net/images/diecutlime.gif

    Thanks for the tip, J. Null!

  564. EssBee Says:

    That’s my next tattoo.

  565. Amy Bowen Says:

    J0e: Have a good time in DC! Tee lives in the area; maybe you can hang out. :-)

  566. Johnny Null Says:

    Jack: You’re quite welcome.

  567. Cj Says:

    So, yeah. I hate to bring my grief to the pan, but sometimes I just feel like I have nobody to talk to… So my grief for today…

    I’m under some stress, but I have to keep my chin up and be supportive of others around me whom I love. That’s no problem. The pushing down of my angsty feelings on the other hand causes my body to go into rejection mode.

    Soo… I haven’t been able to keep any food down today and I have a lovely stabbing pain from my lower neck up to my right eye. I have a hotpad all up on my face and neck right now providing enough relief to be up and about for now, but I really need a hot bath… for about 48 hours.

    The water only stays hot for like 20 minutes though. How irritating is that?

    Damn stupid water.

  568. Amy Bowen Says:

    Cj: *hugs*

  569. Nomad Scry Says:

    Catchup post:

    Van’s god sign: I checked out alpha.org and came away feeling skeezy. I’m okay with people believing what they believe, but I don’t hold with proselytism. Especially hidden agenda proselytism, which is what alpha feels like.

    ditto’s alpha: Maybe he *redacted*. There was a single line in Epitaph One that suggested he’s *redacted*. I think it was right around the point where Echo breaks back into the *redacted*

    Jack’s cthulhu: Kinda cute/cool, kinda footey-pajama/embarrasing.

    Mr. Nul’s safety aware: The phishers are getting better. I used to be able to tell from just the header info, but I’ve had a few recently that I actually opened before I realized it was a sham. I’d hate to think what non-paranoid people are going through.

    Cj: When I’m stressed to the point of freaking out, I’ve found that a “sleepytime” herbal tea with Skullcap, Hops & Valerian Root goes a long way to letting me relax enough to sleep. But that’s for me. I find sleep to be the reset switch I need. I know for others it is other stuff, like being in water or… well, that’s all I know of actually.

  570. Nomad Scry Says:

    My NaNo user page:
    http://www.nanowrimo.org/eng/user/403915

    CPIMM:
    Yo, come on move this
    Shake that body, shake that body
    Shake that body, shake that body

    People don’t you know, don’t you know
    It’s about time,
    can you hear the jam
    It’s pumpin while you taste a piece of mine
    Many different flavors and
    This spice is strong
    Get into the hot stuff
    Let me pour a little song

    Baby let me show you how to do this
    You’ve gotta move this
    You’re doin’ fine
    There’s nothin’ to it
    You gotta groove it
    Come on and move this
    You’ve gotta shake that body for

    People don’t you know, don’t you know
    It’s about time
    Can you hear the jam, it’s pumpin’
    While you taste a piece of mine
    Many different flavors and this
    Spice is strong
    Get into the hot stuff
    Let me pour a little song
    Baby let me show you how to do this
    You got to move this
    You’re doin’ fine
    There’s nothin’ to it
    You got to groove it
    Come on and move this
    Shake that body for me
    Shake that body for me
    Shake that body
    People don’t you know
    Don’t you know it’s about time
    Can you hear the jam, it’s pumpin’
    While you taste a piece of mine
    Can you feel the mellow crawlin’ fast
    Drummer baby rhythm blast
    Pump it Pump it pump pump it up
    Nothin’ can make this one stop

    You’ve got to move this
    You’ve got to move this
    Oh Yeah
    You got to move this and groove this
    And move this song
    Shake that body for
    Baby let me show you how to
    do this
    You gotta
    move this
    You gotta
    move that
    You gotta moo-ooo-oove moo-ooo-oove
    Move this and groove it
    Shake that body for me

    Shake that body
    Shake that body
    Shake that body for me
    Shake that body
    Shake that body
    Shake that body
    Shake that body for me
    Shake it Shake it
    You gotta move this
    Come on and move this
    Move this move this move this
    You gotta move this
    Come on and move this
    Move it move it move it
    Baby let me show you how to do this
    You gotta
    Move this
    You’re doin’ fine
    There’s nothin’ to it
    You gotta groove it
    Come on and move it
    Shake that body
    People don’t you know
    Don’t you know it’s about time
    Can’t you hear the jam, it’s pumpin’
    While you taste a piece of mine
    Drummer baby rhythm blast
    Pump it Pump it pump pump it up
    Nothin’ can make this one stop
    Toes be tappin’ fingers snappin’
    Hands clappin’ My mouth’s rappin’
    Talkin’ about how cold laughin’
    Shut up and do the walk
    Use what you got
    Show me you’re on the floor
    So let me see, Don’t say nothin’ unless I soul
    And remember I like it warm
    You gotta move this
    You gotta move this
    Oh yeah yeah yeah
    You gotta move this
    Uh Uh Uh Uh
    Shake that body for me

    – Technotronic ?

    And I always thought it was
    Don’t you know it’s a baton

  571. Cj Says:

    NS: I like you more and more every day!

    So, yeah. I talked with my doctor about my stress/anxiety and the interesting thing he told me was that I need to get more sleep. Hmm. That was an interesting suggestion.

  572. Cj Says:

    KISS is performing on Late Night with David Letterman right now.

  573. Vanamonde Says:

    Morning Pan, hope things get better for you soon Cj, I’m off home today.

    Been a nice break, and things went way better than I ever expected, still in a bit of a daze about that.

    Time to finish off packing.

  574. Nomad Scry Says:

    Ah, geez.

    8)

    errr. How does one make that blushing smiley face?

  575. Nomad Scry Says:

    Van – Hooray for better things!

  576. jackmangan Says:

    More sleep? Interesting concept. I do hope that you’re asleep as I type this, Cj. Feel better.

    And yeah, Nomad makes a damned fine addition to our little group here.

    Van, I meant to buy you a drink to congratulate you on your happy times!

    Goodnight mraz.

  577. Nomad Scry Says:

    Bloody hell, my cheeks are on fire.

  578. Nomad Scry Says:

    Good thing J0e’s not here now, he’d have a field day with a comment like that.

  579. Nomad Scry Says:

    Crap, I am flustered. I meant nipple. Nipple, not comment. Bad Scry.

  580. Nomad Scry Says:

    Here is your good morning video for Wednesday the 7th of October:

    http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x7t6rb_swedish-fish-commercial-1_shortfilms

    Meow = Nej.

  581. Nomad Scry Says:

    Just finished listening to this episode (is there a Pan name for the episodes?) for the second time and laughed just as hard as I did the first time. Yall sounded like you were having an utter blast at the DeadpanMmmmeetup. *mildly jealous*

  582. EssBee Says:

    Good morning!

    I share the Nomad love.

    Van, YES!

    Cj, HUGS. It’s great to take care of everyone, but you can’t do that well if you don’t also take care of yourself, girl.

    It’s humpday. I’m watching a LOST episode before going to Evil this morning (mid-way through Season 4 now), working my day, and then getting a tattoo at 6. Yippee!!

  583. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan!

    I pick up my mom from the airport this afternoon. Oh Joy.

  584. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    This weekend is a long weekend. It’s Canada’s Thanksgiving.

  585. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I guess I better go and put sheets on the guest bed

  586. EssBee Says:

    My mom’s coming to visit this weekend too, TEB.

    Feeling your pain,

    EssBee

  587. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My hubby said I should be nice this weekend. I told him I’d be the model child. His reply: “Don’t be phony, just be nice.”

    I don’t think that was very nice.

  588. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Just out of curiosity, EssBee, is it too early in the morning for you? You signed your post :)

  589. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    So a friend of my daughter proposed to his boyfriend this week. It was actually quite sweet. They booked a romantic holiday to Tofino (http://www.tofino-bc.com/) (been there, very beautiful). They were doing the moonlight walk along the beach type of thing when he pulled out the ring.

    Very romantic

  590. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My WP board just turned all white again. That’s kind of weird.

  591. EssBee Says:

    TEB,

    Too early?

    EssBee

  592. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Well, I guess I better move my car before the city comes and blocks my driveway again.

  593. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My hubby was trying to convince me we needed one on these:

    http://www.geekchichq.com/Co_Store/The_Showroom/The_Sultan/The_Sultan.html

    While I admit it’s really cool, for nine grand he can keep dreaming.

    (on a serious note, it is a really cool gaming table)

  594. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    If it’s still dark, it’s too early as far as I’m concerned, EssBee

  595. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I went old school yesterday and actually bought a physical music CD. None of the i-tunes downloading for me :)

  596. Amy Bowen Says:

    NS: No, there’s no Pan name for the episodes. The Deadpan Mmmmeetup was, indeed, a blast. :-)

  597. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    So fun we should do it again :lol:

  598. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    On a completely different note, when did Pat Quinn move to Edmonton? My hubby laughs at me because whenever they show him on TV I scowl. I have absolutely no reason I can say, but I’m not a fan of PQ.

  599. ditto Says:

    I never knew John drops the f-bomb partway through “Hey Jude”. I’ll have to give that a listen.

  600. ditto Says:

    Cj: I’m really sorry to hear you aren’t doing well. Please, please take care of yourself. Stress does nasty things to your body. That’s one of the major reasons why I’ve been sick for so long.

  601. ditto Says:

    I agree: NS has been a fine addition to this crew. And, not to leave LJ out, so has he. Some of the lurkers should chip in more. We don’t bite. Much. :)

  602. ditto Says:

    And so has i.

  603. ditto Says:

    Canadian Turk-eh Day! I’ll have to do some cooking!!!

  604. ditto Says:

    TEB: We much prefer you the way you are. You don’t have to behave for us.

  605. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Here’s to all Panites, new, old, and in hiding :cool:

  606. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I wish I could say the same about my mom, ditto :razz:

  607. Cj Says:

    EssBee Said, “Cj, HUGS. It’s great to take care of everyone, but you can’t do that well if you don’t also take care of yourself, girl.

    Thanks. I do have a tendency to do that. I’m having these very selfish thoughts lately of wanting someone to take care of me. It reminds me of one of my favorite movie lines actually… where I get to be Superman in the equation:

    You’ve got me? Who’s got you? — Lois Lane

    :D

  608. ditto Says:

    So, I think I’m caught up now.

  609. ditto Says:

    TEB: There’s a reason why I live 1000 miles away from my family. I love them, but it is much easier to love them from a distance. :)

  610. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    6,500 contracts reconciled…44,000 left to go

  611. Cj Says:

    Well, I certainly love and appreciate every one of you. I think everyone brings their own special touch to this place more than you could possibly know.

    You help me through my days by giving me laughs, comfort, and thought provoking ideas.

    *grouphug*

  612. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    That’s what I tell people, ditto. I love my mom… in BC.

    Three words Cj: Hot Bubble Bath.

  613. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I think by now, most people have figured out I very much love the bathtub.

  614. ditto Says:

    Cj: I’ve long been an insomniac. It’s something I manage without resorting to drugs. My major problem is my brain just doesn’t shut-off when I want to go to sleep. So, I have to do relaxing things for about an hour before bed.

    The punching bag is a new thing that I’m hoping will reduce some of my stress.

  615. ditto Says:

    CP: Paper Tigers (acoustic) — Tom Cochrane

  616. ditto Says:

    Awesome: Boss Monster Wine
    http://kotaku.com/5375400/yes-its-real-and-60-a-six+pack

  617. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Interesting wine, ditto. Some of the comments were amusing

  618. ditto Says:

    This could be fun for Hallowe’en:
    http://www.ravensblight.com/HumanSkull.html

  619. ditto Says:

    TEB: Yeah, some of the comments were pretty funny too. :)

  620. ditto Says:

    I especially liked raffleking. He’s pretty punny.

  621. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    10,000 contracts now reconciled. 40,000 to go.

  622. ditto Says:

    40,000 contracts to go on the wall
    40,000 contracts to go
    You take one down, pass it around
    39.999 contracts to go on the wall

  623. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I’m trying to decide if my pomegranate is off, or my taste buds

  624. Cj Says:

    Well, I’m off to volunteer in my daughter’s classroom.

    I dropped her off at school and it was raining which was quite odd considering how sunny and not cloudy it is. It felt REALLY good on my face though.

  625. Johnny Null Says:

    Lessee . . . that’s a lot of nipple we have here.

    I agree w/TEB and Nomad Scry re: Chick-thulu

    Cj: I hope this improves for you soon. I agree with the above-stated recommendations. I would also add meditation. Just ~10-15 min. a day can make a world of difference. I also also would like to give a thumbs-up to valerian root to help with slumber.

  626. Cj Says:

    One more thing…

    Today is Dan’s birthday. If anyone wants to send him B-day wishes, he’d probably love that. danthol [at] gmail dot com

  627. Nomad Scry Says:

    Ya know that song from Tool, on Aenima? The one that seems to go “hatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehatehate”?

    My cell just got cut off.

  628. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I think I’m tired of spreadsheets. Time to put on hour into my game!

  629. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Where’d everybody go :?:

    I know I just got back from lunch, now I’m going to bake cookies before I head to the airport.

  630. Cj Says:

    I’m eating Lucky Charms directly from the box.

    I should stop.

  631. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    that’s the only way to eat Lucky Charms Cj :)

  632. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Cookies are in the oven, now I guess I better clean up the kitchen

  633. Cj Says:

    I was thinking of making a pie crust, but I don’t like any of the recipes I’m finding.

  634. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Is there a filling going into this crust Cj?

  635. Cj Says:

    Well… no. I just was craving crust. I was going to sprinkle some cinnamon on it… but it’s not going to happen. I can’t find anything to my liking.

  636. Jack Mangan Says:

    Yes, we’re a wonderful, eclectic community, with each person bringing something different, unique, and valuable to the table. I’m afraid though, that I’m going to have to ask Alvie and Jason C to stop coming around here.

  637. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Don’t forget Jeremy in Seattle. He’s been pretty rowdy lately ;)

  638. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Cj, my hubby likes to take my left over crusts and have me put jam in it and make a type of popover.

    Sometimes he’ll have me sprinkle cinnamon and sugar on it as well, before cooking

  639. ditto Says:

    Cj: How about this pie crust?
    http://www.seriouseats.com/recipes/2007/11/cooks-illustrated-foolproof-pie-dough-recipe.html

  640. WNDRWolf Says:

    CHEESECAKE!!!!!

    I want cheesecake!!!!

  641. Cj Says:

    ditto, are you trying to get me drunk? Don’t think I didn’t see that. You know a little bit of vodka for the pie crust.. a little bit for Cj.

    Don’t think I don’t know how you men and your wily ways work.

  642. WNDRWolf Says:

    You point Cj???

  643. ditto Says:

    She sees right through me. :)

  644. Jack Mangan Says:

    Nomad, your cell got cut off? What are you in for?

  645. DJ Bunny Says:

    OMG llok at the snow storm!!! I leave for the airport in an hour. I guess I better make it half an hour just to be safe now

  646. Vanamonde Says:

    ZP brings out the red marker as he reviews Scribblenauts:

    http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/969-Scribblenauts

  647. Jack Mangan Says:

    Well, I’m glad I’m not the only one feeling crusty today.

    Drive safe, Bunny.

  648. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Must have just been a blow through. Seems to have stopped already.

  649. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Home safe, Van?

  650. ditto Says:

    CP: When I Am King — Great Big Sea

  651. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    JØ: RE: Robotech: I agree, Macross was the strongest storyline of the original series “Robotech Masters” or “Southern Cross” was the weakest. I felt pretty good about “New Generation”, but I’m looking back on it from over 20 years (I’ve been trying to rewatch the series, but I can’t get through Southern Cross…GRRrrrr).

    I have, unfortunately, not seen Shadow Chronicles. Hulu has it, and I came close to watching, but failed. I enjoyed the first half of Macross Plus, only the first half because that’s what’s available for instant watch on Netflix – Now, I’m waiting on the DVDs to roll to the top of the queue.

    From what I’ve seen of Shadow Chronicles, there did seem to be a lot of CGI, but I couldn’t make out whether it was everything, or just the mechs.

    My apologies for being lame on this one.

  652. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I find it’s very rare for ZP to like much of anything.

  653. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    OK, now that I’ve finished catching up:

    Cj: *hug* – I have no advice for ridding you of pain. Sorry. I have enough problems getting past mine. I seem to just live with it. Sometimes I’m surprised when I don’t feel it anymore. Although, I like all the bath suggestions, and that vodka and pie-crust idea really gets me, right There, ya know?

    ditto: *blush* I just try to fit in… I didn’t think anyone’d notice.

    TEB: DON’T EAT THE YELLOW SNOW! Wait… sorry, DON’T DRIVE THROUGH THE YELLOW SNOW!

    NS: I think you’re cool, just because you’ve listened to more than one of my podcasts. You have no idea.

  654. Cj Says:

    The weather is so incredibly beautiful today. We are going to the park after I pick up Sarah from school. Meeting with 3 other moms and having some nice outside time. I’ll be up late working tonight to replace the work-time I’m missing this afternoon, but it will be so worth it.

  655. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    +r

  656. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    I.Am.Never.Finishing.This.Book.

    I’ve been reading for ten days, and I still have 150 pages left.

    Mr. Jim Butcher – You are a madman.

    CR: Proven Guilty – Jim Butcher

  657. Jack Mangan Says:

    I’ve been meaning to pick up Anathem by Neal Stephenson, but – I know this is pathetic – I’m just afraid that my brain will explode somewhere around page 600.

  658. ditto Says:

    Jack, don’t his books come with a guarantee that that in fact does happen by page 600? ;)

  659. ditto Says:

    Neal Stephenson is an alien bent on the destruction of the human race.

  660. ditto Says:

    His books are the equivalent of Slim Whitman songs.
    Yooooooooodle
    *POP*

  661. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    *sigh* There’s a guy here at work who has a lot of pre-built graphics that express his opinions which he sends out as reply-alls to company announcements.

    He recently sent out a Little Rascals image of Buckwheat with the word “Oh-Tay!” printed across him.

    All I can say is: Eddie Murphy quoted Porky’s line. Get it right people!

  662. ditto Says:

    CP: Rock ‘n Roll High School — The Ramones

  663. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    My last statement was born out of frustration and in no way should belittle Eddie Murphy’s portrayal of Buckwheat as an adult, or the stupid little kid called “Porky” from the Our Gang comedies.

  664. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    After all, they made a movie based on what might have happened to Porky as an adult, too.

  665. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    And now for something completely different:

    Please enjoy

    http://scifiwire.com/2009/10/sexy-female-stormtroopers.php

  666. Jack Mangan Says:

    My elementary school used to play either Little Rascals or Three Stooges films when it was too rainy to go outside for recess.

    That’s about all I’m qualified to discuss on that topic. . . Didn’t Bill Cosby buy the Our Gang rights in an attempt to bury them for their 1930s-culturally-acceptable racist jokes?

  667. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    Jack Mangan: I don’t know – That falls just outside my political radar. Actually, just about everything falls outside my radar. I live under a rock. Just ask my wife.

  668. Cj Says:

    Rocks are nice.

  669. DJ Bunny Says:

    Home now. Isn’t that exciting?

    Hubby is showing Google street view has gone through Calgary. It’s pretty scary going past our house.

  670. DJ Bunny Says:

    Right now mom is trying to convince us that, even though it doesn’t work, we should donate our old tv to charity. I’m trying, and failing, to covince her donating garbage is silly.

  671. Vanamonde Says:

    I had an uneventful journey home which is a GOOD thing.

    Night pan.

  672. DJ Bunny Says:

    Night, Van.

    *tucks Vanamonde in*

  673. Nomad Scry Says:

    Night, Van. Sleep well.

  674. Nomad Scry Says:

    I like the final sexy stormtrooper, though the one two above it has a certain amount of something or other. *snert*

  675. Nomad Scry Says:

    I am re-doing the weekly shut down procedure documentation. It’s amazing how much has changed in the two years since I first made these up. And amazing how little has changed.

  676. Nomad Scry Says:

    And every single time I try to type in “knob” I mis-type it as “know”. I’m not sure what my subconscious is trying to tell me.

  677. Nomad Scry Says:

    Lejon: That dude sounds frustrating as hell. Needs to be DOSed.

  678. Podsuming for Wotan’s day | BrainWyrms Says:

    [...] Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #139: Flash in the Pan, Part 1 – Flash. Ow. Ah. [...]

  679. Nomad Scry Says:

    Also Legon: Hey, I like being a Panty Toucher.

    *wild laughter followed by coughing*

  680. Nomad Scry Says:

    Jack: Not a big deal really, I just didn’t pay the bill. Oh and neither did my brother, my other brother, or my sister. And then AT&T charged me a $400 usage charge on a line with unlimited usage. So they want their almost a grand back before they’ll restore service. Which is kinda reasonable from their point of view.

    Ah, the luxuries of life. =)

  681. Nomad Scry Says:

    Yeah, that Jason C guy is a really menace.

    Wait, who?

    I’ve at least seen Alvie and Jeremy since I “discovered” here, but …

    That sucks.

  682. Nomad Scry Says:

    That’s an interesting recipe for pie crust but… I wonder if it leaves any residual vodka flavor. The concept behind the recipe sound pretty brilliant, but ughspleghgag on the vodka flavor.

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