TeeMing Morris Show Notes.
(Thanks for the Show Notes, Energizer Bunny!)
Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #140: Flash in the Pan, Part 2. Mongopalooza.
Special Guest Tee Morris tells us of The Crystal Maze (http://teemorris.com/)
Kurt in St. George speaks of the differences between Flash Gordon and Flesh Gordon
Tee Morris returns and talks Flash Gordon
EssBee weighs in on Flash Gordon and her favorite cheeses
Tee Morris returns
Promo – Love Long and Prosper Podcast (http://www.lovelongandprosper.com/podcast/)
EssBee with more cheese
Tee and Jack return
Cheesy EssBee
More from Kurt in St. George
Tee and Jack
Cheese, cheese everywhere
Jack Jaffee (aka Trucker Overdrive) Flashes us (http://www.jackjaffee.com)
Tee Returns
Good God that’s a lot of cheese EssBee!
Jaffee!
More to come on Flash Gordon in future episodes!
First comment of the Week was by Cj
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Stolen from the 80′s by EssBee
Closing music
morning pan, Happy bday Rhett!! today is my dog bday also. he is 8 but being a Chihuahua he still looks like a puppy.
I have a question or the pan panel (hehe). I’m looking for Recipe Database software. I have tried “role your own” but have never been happy with the results. Has anyone used any of the options out there? so far I have used Recipe center 5.2 and it is nice, but importing recipes from web sites is a bit messy.
JohnBoze: I could go for some tekka maki.
reaper: The only thing I found on a quick search is:
http://grecipe-manager.sourceforge.net/
I see .exes as well as Linux packages. I’ve never used it, but there it is.
http://cakewrecks.blogspot.com/2009/10/sunday-sweets-steampunk.html
Very cool, Cj!
Looks like the pan is truly dead this Sunday.
Van – the song was from the episode where Buck goes to meet the “Space Rockers” whose manager plans to use the concert broadcast to conquer the universe by mind control of the kids in the audience.
brains.
Glad you’re back safely, Ed! Seems like you couldn’t have been there that long.
Happy birthday wishes to Rhett!
I always get the tentacle when eating steampunk octopus cake.
Aaarg! LLAP recording thwarted. Dan is not pleased with my inability to complete a thought without stopping mid-sentence to cough. Robotussin doesn’t work. Throat lozenges don’t work. NyQuil – well … I guess we’ll see what happens.
I’m feeling very FAIL right now. :(
I tried my best. Honest!
Stupid uncontrollable coughing.
*cough*hack*wheeze*
boo.hiss.
Bad joke:
Cj, does that make you a *hack*?
*insert groans here*
More seriously, is this a cough tickle or a cannot-breath cough?
I’m a bit pneumonia obsessed ever since I had it a few years back.
It’s a “Oh crap, I’m not sick again” moment I’m having. Really. I’m NEVER sick and I feel like this year has been the year of the sick Cj. So lame.
Anyway.. thus far, it’s definitely all above the neckline type coughing. I’m breathing fine. No fever. No other symptoms except the occasional sneeze and I might be a bit irritable – although, I don’t know if that’s just how I am these days or from the sick.
meh.
Good. Not fun,, but good. =) I don’t have any really good advice. When my throat hurts/feels like I have coughed it raw, I like to drink grapefruit juice. It hurts, but it feels like it is scratching my throat. I think this is more psychosomatic than anything real.
Sorry. No tricks in my pockets tonight.
I’m more of a hot tea with lemon kinda girl.
My lips are chapped too from the nose blowing so, grapefruit juice while yummy, is not going to be anywhere near my mouth right now!
only my beloved Cherry Chapstick and Lotion filled Kleenexes..
and maybe some chocolate.
Coffee is good too.
Mmmm Mocha
Sleep would probably be good too, but ya know… why sleep when I can be typing witty comments.
I feel witty.
Oh so witty.
I feel pithy, and gritty and tired.
And I pity.
Anyone who doesn’t read Deadpan tonight.
Morning Pan, back to work today, but the holiday did me some good.
Good Morning, Van!
My internet keeps going in and out. Maybe it’s trying to tell me something like.. I should get offline and go to sleep?
hmmmm
The internets are trying to outsmart me.
Coffee and wait ‘em out. The internets are not known for patience.
Just watched the 3 part of the SG:U pilot. That was much much better. Nothing to call mom about, but certainly something I’d enjoy making time for.
And they did a last three seconds “hey wha!?”
Well, sleep is winning this time!
Kids are on vacation this week so I plan to sleep in an extra hour tomorrow!
Go me!
Night, Pan!
Stupid jet lag. Body clock remains fuxored. Slept for about four hours and now I’m awake….for now. This afternoon is going to be bad.
Grabbed this from the Weird Show, was curious what yall though of it?
http://www.planet-mag.com/blog/2009/art/jenna-martin/asgarda/
Hi, gang!
It’s another business trip for me – I’ll be gone until Friday, but will be checking in from time to time. Be good, y’all!
xox
EssBee I don’t want to be good…
In fact I am better when I am not good.
Wolf: big bad wolf?
Was that a Torchwood reference?
Scry – ;)
Ugh. I know how you feel, Cj.
I think a case of the Mondays would be an improvement to the way I currently feel.
*thud*
A list of funny movie titles:
http://www.avclub.com/articles/the-amazing-dr-what-26-real-titles-from-old-movies,33905/
I enjoyed the first “Uncharted” game. It sounds like I’ll have to give #2 a try. These guys really enjoyed the writing.
http://www.avclub.com/articles/uncharted-2-among-thieves,33912/
Happy Thanksgiving (Canadians)!
Nomad, that looks like a cult.
RE: Weird Show link from NS
Sometimes I think a world without men could be more relaxing, but if I wasn’t being driven crazy by the men in my life, I think life would be kinda boring.
That aside, it’s an interesting concept. I might have to read up on it further. Right now all searches are basically coming up with the same text and set of photos. Hmm.
Thanks, Jack!
A – Aardvark
B – B.B. King
C – Cece Peniston (Imagine going through life with the word “penis” in your last name?)
Cj: Someone wrote a comic-book series exploring that very topic, called “Y: The Last Man.” I haven’t read it, but it might be interesting.
Happy Thanksgiving to TEB, Randy, Val, and all other Canadians. :-)
Read AV club list. Had to stop and prevent myself from spitting tea all over my computer. :-D
D – Dee Dee Ramone
E – e.e. cummings
or
E – eel
My girlfriend’s car broke down so I had to run out this morning and pick her and her two kids up and take everyone home.
My Gram is also sick again so I’m waiting for her doctor to call and let us know if she should go to emergency or if what she’s experiencing is “normal”.
My kiddos are on vacation and home with me, but I’m attempting to get my work done while I’m “on call” for various situations.
Aren’t Mondays the best? Whoo hoo!
Hey! WordPress didn’t like my interrobang!???? It turned it into a question mark. See ?
FF – F-F-F-Foolin’
G – GG Allen
Val?
I wonder if I should just growl.
Val is one of the three Canadian guests who were with us for both of the live recordings we made at the DeadpanMMMMeetup. She’s a friend of TEB’s.
Oh dear, my apologies Amy.
H – Wasn’t there a wrestler named Triple H?
I – IIS (can eat me)
known for the Triple H … SMACKDOWN
I am ashamed to know that. :oops:
JJ Abrams!
FTW!
K. K. Downing. \m/
Hmm
L.L. Bean?
Llamas wearing L.L. Bean.
M – Green M&Ms. . . ?
I have no ideas for a double-N.
Na Na Na Na Na Na Na
I wanna start a fight
O –
Oompa Loompa doompadee doo
I’ve got another puzzle for you
Oompa Loompa doompadah dee
If you are wise you’ll listen to me
CP: Native Son — Bryan Adams
If anyone thinks that a world without men would be more peaceful, go read “The Lucifer Principle”. Actually, I recommend everyone read it.
http://www.amazon.com/Lucifer-Principle-Scientific-Expedition-History/dp/0871136643
Also, I’d like to pimp this handy site for the
cheapskatesthrifty amongst us.http://ebs.allbookstores.com/
cheapskatedefinitely describes me.P – Roger Rabbit: “P-p-p-p-lease!”
(it beats the alternative for “P”)
Eddie Valiant: “Seriously, what do you see in that guy?”
Jessica Rabbit: “He makes me laugh. “
Q Who?
FYI … or Newsflash…
I like men.
Some more than others.
Go figure.
I’m sure you are all shocked by this information.
(disclaimer: women are nice too… sometimes)
“So if that’s my nose right there, when did my nose grow a thumbnail?”
Oh and what brought this on Cj?
Seems like common sense to me.
JohnBoze, has Fox figured out your little ruse?
CJ, what Van said.
R – Railroad signs.
oops. Cj.
No, but that logical situation I mused upon is bound to come soon, no?
I was just pondering a world without men…
Brought on by the Amazon women article and JN’s recommended reading etc.
SS Minnow
… I really wanted to say Su-Sussudio… but I didn’t.
I’ll tell you once more before I get off the floor
Don’t bring me down
Where is Jack when I need him?
Arg.
The worst part of a four day work week is going back to work. So, despite being at work now, huzzah for one fifth less work this week.
Unfortunately, I got used to taking a nap right about now.
TT Quick.
uuuhhhh….
Vvvroom, off to bed with me.
Good night, http://www.jackmangan.com
Amazon women..mmmmm!.time for a cold shower.
Morning Pan, the woolly hat is on and I’m prepared for the autumn chill..bring it on.
I seem to remember reading something about how the Y chromosome isn’t being recombined, simply replicated, so that degradations are building up in the code and eventually males will not function correctly due to this.
But I’m getting this thought/memory/idea mixed up with how mitochondria are only passed down from the mothers.
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We’ve had snow a couple times now, once Saturday just a coating, and yesterday a solid inch. Terribly pleasant actually…
Morning Pan
Survived Thanksgiving and my mom visiting. Now back to normalcy, whatever that is
I hate it when work decides it’s time to change the passwords but don’t tell you :(
this is just bizarre (not as bad as it seems)
http://www.ritporn.com/
Here’s a movie I’d go see
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=n_XK1km0Nnc
Yeah, I take any chance to pimp that book that I can get. IMO it should be required reading in schools. Much better than, shall we say, “Catcher in the Rye”?
A cute little, and sometimes frustrating game
Oh, wait, maybe I should put the link in :)
http://www.kongregate.com/games/badben/take-something-literally
Looks like we got a bit of snow last night
One advantage of the city doing work in the front of my house is I now don’t have a sidewalk to shovel
So am I alone on the board?
Sadness is being alone on a Pan Board :(
I’m never lonely with myself :)
Do you think ghosts like to ride in elevators. I know they lift my spirits ;)
I’d tell you a story about my bed but it would be something I just made up.
I once had a friend who kept talking about their trip to Egypt, but I thought they were in de-nile
I know a rancher who has 100 head of cattle. He thought there were only 99 until he rounded them up.
Do you think a High Priest can be arrested on drug charges
I once wanted to work at a mint. I knew the employees made a lot of money
Meh. Not awake yet.
Good morning, bunny.
I need to make me some coffay.
My local store promises an abacus with every purchase, but I wouldn’t count on it.
One horse said to another: your pace is familiar but I don’t remember the mane.
When milk cows reach the end of their lives, do they kick the bucket?
Morning Ditto!
I once tried to buy a chess set from my local pawn broker
Stop staring at my chess set?
I had a friend whose whole left side was cut off. He’s all right now.
Oops, reports finally came in. Gotta do some work now
buh bye
Have fun storming the reports!
Waiting for more reports, so:
In today’s paper: A hole was found drilled into the wall of a nudist colony… The police are looking into it.
I saw a sign on the lawn of our local rehab centre. It said “keep off the grass”
Another news headline:
Cartoonist found dead in home. Details are sketchy.
Is Atheism is a non-prophet organization?
Do cross-eyed teachers have trouble controlling their pupils?
I knew an Atheists who refused to solve exponential equations. He didn’t believe in higher powers.
No matter how hard I try to push the envelope…
…it’ll still be stationary
Finally: I don’t thinghe little old woman who lived in a shoe was the sole owner. I have a feeling there were strings attached.
Ok, no more wasting time. I have things to do… like shovelling the driveway
CP: The Big Sky — Kate Bush
Cuz every time it rains,
You’re here in my head,
Like the sun coming out–
Ooh, I just know that something good is gonna happen.
I don’t know when,
But just saying it could even make it happen.
c-c-c-c-cold
I’m not a happy bunny. I shouldn’t be shovelling for at least another month.
It’s supposed to be global warming, not global coldening.
Now I’m *really* looking forward to Dragon Age.
http://pc.gamespy.com/dor/objects/682217/dragon-age/videos/dragonage_trl_sacredashes_101209.html
I pre-ordered Dragon Age almost a month ago.
Part of the reason they changed it to climate change cos they got pissed off with people saying “Heh it’s snowing in X so much for global warming”.
I’ll get my coat.
You need your coat Van, it’s frikken cold
CP: Love Spreads — The Stone Roses
CP: Da Hui — The Offspring
I was suppose to go out and have lunch with my Boo today but I’m thinking it’s snowing too hard. There is always a problem with the first real snowfall of the year, silly people forget what it’s like to drive in snow from last year and it gets accident crazy for the first few days.
Will have to think about it.
My Boo just called and cancelled for a completely different reason. I guess that solves that dilemma
It’s cold, I’m not going anywhere for about 15 – 20 minutes so…
I like boiled eggs in the morning, they’re hard to beat
If a dog give birth too close to the road, will it be ticketed for littering?
I once knew a TV repairman who recently got married. He had excellent reception
When a magician gets really angry, do they pull their hare out?
I went to a wedding that was quite emotional. Even the cake was in tiers
Are magicians who use trap doors just going through a stage?
I knew a guy who recently changed careers. He use to be a baker but kind of got tired of the hole thing
If I take someone else’s hot chocolate, would it be called a mugging?
I got mad at my calendar so I warned it that its days were numbered
I like to think I have a photographic memory…
…it’s just never developed
A toothless termite walked into a tavern and said, “Is the bar tender here?”
I think I fried my brain
That’s it, I’m sure there are more but … as I said above
I think lunch today will consist of leftover Thanksgiving dinner
Give the devil his Tuesday.
Wow, much bunny wittiness to catch up on!
The first real rainstorm of the winter has arrived here in Southern California. It’s temporarily let up now, but it’s supposed to get worse tomorrow. I’m actually kind of glad about it. It finally feels like it’s fall.
I don’t know what we did different this year, but September’s comments were 2,822. This was a 61% increase over September last year.
Keep up the good commenting!
Question of the day: Why don’t seagulls fly south for the winter? Better yet, why do we have seagulls when Alberta is a landlocked province?
A 61% increase! I knew those steroid injections would pay off.