Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #142: Flash in the Pan, Part 3. Mongopalooza Part 2
Crabbe Show Notes.
Thanks TEB for the show notes!
Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #142: Flash in the Pan, Part 3. Mongopalooza Part 2
Jack’s “Hooked on a Flash”
Next two episodes will feature Tee Morris (http://teemorris.com/) on Flash Gordon
Big pat on the back to all Deadpanites for surpassing comment goal
Promo – Night’s Knights by Emerian Rich (http://www.emzbox.com/)
Guest Tee Morris continues his talk of Flash Gordon from DP episode 140
Greasy Nipple by
JohnBoze
Justa J0e
Tee Morris Continued
Echoed Greasy Nipple by
Vanamonde
Johnny Null
Tee Morris Continued
Greasy Nipple
Cj
Nomad Scry
Tee Morris Continued
First comment of the week
Vanamonde
Next episode: conclusion to Flash in the Pan
Vote on the next Duel of the Fates
Stay tuned to episode 144 for news of Huey Lewis
Send in content: 206-350-Tomi (8664) or e-mail: sphericaljackmatgmaildotcom
Closing music (Soldier Boy Jam)
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October 22nd, 2009 at 12:05 am
If in doubt, rub it out.
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:10 am
If in debt, rub it yet.
Van is quick on the draw! I thought for sure that Nomad Scry was going to catch the first one this week, since he’d recently posted a Garfield comment on 141.
Goodnight, Flush.
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:23 am
Night Jack, morning Pan.
Windows 7 day, insert anticipation/disgust/indifference here —>
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:52 am
Yeah… I got called away for work and I forgot to look for -new- deadpan pages.
To the victor … the spoils!
I expect lots of rubbing from you, Mr. Van.
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:54 am
If you do not count the three nipples after DP142 posted, then we hit 899.
The target was 400, I think, so I guess we made it. We should celebrate.
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:30 am
Woot!
October 22nd, 2009 at 2:18 am
Snoopy dance?
Also… It’s TrapCast time!
October 22nd, 2009 at 2:44 am
Huzzah!
October 22nd, 2009 at 3:07 am
CP: Deadpan 142
BTW morning pan
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:16 am
Sorry pan didn’t think adding my 2 cents would brake the nipples.
guess i have to be more gentle
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:30 am
About bloody time this page was working!
Morning Pan!
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:31 am
I started a new book yesterday. How many of you will get it if I say
CR: Heat Wave by Richard Castle :)
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:37 am
reaper peaks this head out from around the corner
Is it safe… will I brake it again…
reaper slowly hits the submit button and backs away
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:41 am
Morning Reaper!
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:44 am
morning TEB looks like it is just us this morning
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:45 am
DAD… Bob broke your beer!!!
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:49 am
is it excessive if I have 50% of the posts?
reaper feels gluttonous
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:49 am
I’m here and then I’ll be gone. I have an escape breakfast with a couple of my mom friends this morning.
Eventually I’ll come post an update. Right now I need to sync my ipod so I can take the show on the road with me.
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:50 am
That’ll change once others realize we’re up and running again
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:51 am
I had to get the show from the site. It didn’t download to my i-tunes this morning, although it seems to be loading now.
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:52 am
Have fund Cj. Everybody needs an escape
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:52 am
-d
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:57 am
I have new earbuds. Rah.
MMMMMMbass
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:59 am
I guess also when I’m working some of what I do includes waiting on others or waiting for things to brake… I often can have lots of time on my hands
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:00 am
NS: yummy yummy bass as long as it is cooked right :)
reaper brakes out the bass master 3000
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:01 am
My days are made of waiting. Waiting for silly reports from Ontario
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:04 am
Still watching Murder She Wrote for muddled aged women TEB? Tsk tsk.
I enjoyed the latest episode…cough.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:05 am
I have no idea what you’re talking about Van, sorry.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:07 am
oooooo it’s a good day some one brought in Kringle!!
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:07 am
-u +I
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:09 am
Hah!
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:11 am
I’m so confused :cry:
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:11 am
http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Castle_(TV_series)?wasRedirected=true
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:22 am
Boy the board is flighty today
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:24 am
WNDRWolf: That other link did not work, either. I listen to podcasts through Firefox. I’ve got VLC installed as my plug-in.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:24 am
Yes Van! We were quite surprised to see the actual book in the store. I skipped ahead and the sex scene really does seem to start on page 105 like they mentioned in the show, and the dedication is the same as they mentioned also.
TV tie ins can sometimes be strange
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:25 am
TEB this might help your confusion TGIF toes go in first. Always helps me when I have trouble getting on my shoes.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:25 am
Vanamonde: Being compared to Jim Davis is an insult, IMO, unless you’re talking about his staying power. Garfield hasn’t been funny in decades. Had a good few years in the beginning, though.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:27 am
The book is about an upscale reporter named Rook (I groaned at that one too) who does a tag along with an officer for a story he’s writing.
Gee, I wonder where they got that idea from?
It’s also only 200 pages, the one on the show looks a lot thicker than that.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:30 am
My cat’s being all… cat like. I can’t decide if it’s cute or annoying today.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:37 am
Hubby gets to come home early this afternoon. Then he has to leave again for a late night meeting/wine and cheese. Personally he’d rather stay home
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:39 am
He also woke up with a sore throat. I know this is pretty boring but I’m really just filling up the comment board
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:41 am
I have to sneak out in about half an hour to buy a new work out mat and some milk so may pick up Chinese food for lunch since it’s on the way.
I eat so healthily :)
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:41 am
Where did everybody go :?:
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:43 am
:cry:
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:46 am
I got called away something finely broke.
Now i have to run over to our other plant.
reaper feels less gluttonous now
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:47 am
:???:
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:48 am
Bye reaper. Have fun repairing
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:49 am
:arrow:
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:50 am
:idea:
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:51 am
The board is still acting a little wonky if you ask me.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:52 am
:shock:
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:57 am
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:57 am
:mad:
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:01 am
:neutral:
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:02 am
Alone again
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:03 am
:!:
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:08 am
Well, I have some shopping to do. Later Panites
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:15 am
Hiy’all!!
Wow. It’s empty in here.
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:16 am
I agree with Tee, The Rocketeer is good.
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:25 am
Ah, TEB – I, too know the book. At least by reputation. My wife actually bought a copy for her Kindle. Definitely an interesting twist on tie-ins.
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:48 am
I think there was some FPM server maint this morning. That might have been what caused the wonk.
October 22nd, 2009 at 9:24 am
Good Morning, Pan!
I feel lucky to have missed the wonk drama.
NS: by calling Scott Kurtz “the Jim Davis of Webcomics”, we mean that he’s quietly successful in the webcomics field.
Paws Inc (the Jim Davis/Garfield corporation) is a multi-billion dollar per year business. Garfield is simply shown in so many newspapers in so many languages, you wouldn’t think about finding a paper that didn’t carry it. At the same time, stuffed toys, greeting cards, memorabilia, games, movies, etc. make up the lion’s share of the company’s income. Which makes the Garfield Comic strip a strong advertising ploy.
Now, Scott Kurtz over at PVP isn’t nearly as successful as Jim Davis. He’s not even as successful as Penny Arcade, but he’s made his success on his own terms and he owns his characters, which is exactly where Jim Davis started.
OK. Stepping away from the lectern.
October 22nd, 2009 at 9:46 am
Bunny’s not happy. My favourite fitness store closed down. Had to go to one a further from my house :(
But still got what I wanted, now chewing Chinese food waiting for the news to come on
October 22nd, 2009 at 9:58 am
Sometimes having a neurotic cat is a good thing. She is strictly an in-door cat, but it’s such a nice day I have the back door open while I work in the kitchen. Luckily, I know she won’t go beyond the deck because she’s afraid of grass.
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:03 am
I am also a neurotic cat.
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:07 am
Ok so the update on my Gram is this: She appears to be recovering. A couple days ago the doc thought she’d had a stroke and she was going to be put in hospice care.
Now the docs are saying they think it might have been an allergic reaction to some new meds she’s on. They’ve taken her off and she’s stopped hallucinating and actually ate some food.
So, we are back to seeing what happens next.
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:10 am
Hopefully your roller coaster ride will end soon, Cj
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:11 am
On another note, how’s the job hunt going?
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:11 am
What bugs me about Jim Davis:
He’s stated that from the get-go, he was creating a franchise to launch merchandising sales in addition to the Sunday Comics base, using data about what had worked for other comics and characters in the past. So Garfield isn’t the inspired work of a genius like Schulz, Watterson, or Larson, driven by wit and a passion for comics, it’s a product designed by an uber-savvy marketing guy.
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:15 am
If it worked, it’s kind of hard to fault the guy. That just makes him the comic version of The Monkees or the Spice Girls
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:19 am
I, however, could never see the appeal
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:36 am
Yet I feel oddly compelled to stick a Garfield with suction cup paws to my windshield.
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:39 am
I’m hitting the “virtual pavement” again today.
I have an interview next week that looks promising, but not getting my hopes up as they’ve been recently dashed. Keeping my options open!
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:40 am
Cj, that’s a helluvan emotional rollercoaster. *hugs*
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:42 am
jackmangan: Yes. You are correct, sir. In fact, Garfield is based on general principles inspired by Peanuts. Not the clever, funny, early years, but the sedate “Snoopy sleeping on his dog house” years. The comfortable years that everyone felt comfortable with, like a warm security blanket. Very clever marketer, very uber-savvy, and really kind of a wanker on the whole.
Monotonous. But even more clever is the fact that Jim Davis wants Garfield to stay that way. He doesn’t want his creation to become ridiculously popular. Sudden popularity might kill the franchise. Which is why in the ’90s when the Garfield “stick to the car-window” suction cup toys got pulled from the shelves for 5 years and other Garfield stuffed toys as well. Davis saw a flair up in popularity and put it down for the longevity of the enterprise. He is a good businessman. I also hear that once a week he even tells the people who draw his strip for him what Garfield’s doing that week.
Makes me sit back and feel sick, but in an awed kind of way.
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:42 am
You see a lot of Garfield back ends sticking out of trunks here. Another thing I could never understand.
Cj, my fingers, eyes, ears, toes and nose are crossed for you.
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:46 am
My kids are actually quite enamored with Garfield right now.
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:46 am
Cj: More mental empathy emissions heading your way. Scheduled for Noon as usual.
DJ Bunny: And while the destruction of a Garfield doll and apparent ridicule by the persons sticking it ass-end out of their trunk might seem counter productive – Those guys still payed $15 Canadian or more to do it… Jim Davis wins again…
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:47 am
CP: “Don’t fear the Reaper” – Blue Oyster Cult
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:50 am
CP: “Twilight Zone” theme
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:53 am
Mmmm “Don’t Fear the Reaper” is one of my all time favorite songs evAr.
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:54 am
CP: “A Nightmare on my street” – Will Smith
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:54 am
Well, I think I hear the call of the wild sewing machine. Must attempt to tame it ;)
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:55 am
So … Bunny leaves us in stitches.
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:56 am
CP: “Evil Dead” TV promo
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:57 am
CP: “The Adams Family” theme
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:59 am
I’m detecting a theme to the Justa J0e playlist.
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:59 am
CP: “Psycho Killer” – Talking Heads
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:00 am
Fa Fa fa faaa
fa fa fa fa faaa farrr better
run run away
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:00 am
Decided to go for some “mood” music
Seems work safe enough
http://hauntedradio.50webs.com/radio247.html
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:02 am
CP: “Season of the witch” – Donovan
Speaking of seasonings … I need to go get some lunch. Maybe a Sand witch.
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:18 am
There was a cute/horror sketch on BBC tv involving one of those Garfield suction cup dolls.
You see a thug break into a car, as he enters the car the audience sees the eyes of Garfield move towards the thief..then you see the thief getting mauled by the doll.
Naked Video the show was called.
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:36 am
I don’t have a problem with Davis targeting a market. It might not make him an artistic genius, but he it also meant he didn’t have to be a starving artist. Besides, he could have been wrong about marketing plan, so you still have to give him credit for taking the risk. Nothing is guaranteed and he certainly worked for his success.
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:38 am
Cj: Glad you have some good news. Here’s hoping things continue to improve for you.
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:47 am
Another philosophical question;
If you had credit debt so high that your credit was cut off and you were about to have your house and car re-possessed because you couldn’t make those payments … so you went to your Uncle and had him use his considerable net worth to take out a loan and give that money to you to bail you out …
Would it be out of line for him to expect to have some say in how you spent that money (such as NO lavish spending on yourself) until you had payed him back?
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:47 am
CP: Theme from the “Halloween” movie.
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:54 am
CP: “Pet Cemetery” – The Ramones
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:57 am
Joe: I’d say yes. If the loan was meant to pay off debt, that’s what it should be used for.
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:00 pm
J0e: It would not be out of line for him to request no lavish spending before you paid him back IFF no agreed payment schedule was in place. If you agree to pay him back $x per month and you stick to that, and suddenly you find yourself in better financial straights, he has no right to step in and change the agreement and prevent you from going on a cruise or some such.
It all comes down to whether you say “I’ll pay you back when I can” VS. “I’ll pay you $500 a month”
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:06 pm
Ok in the UK ‘nookie’ is a slang word for sex.
Does it mean the same thing in Canada and the USA?
This was after seeing JB’s post on FB.
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Funny, I just had leftover gnocchi for lunch. . .
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Van: in one of the weird twists of lingual fate, yes, Nookie is a euphemism for sex in the USA, also.
Your question reminds me of a saying a friend of mine used to have until he was about 26 years old, “And still [pause for dramatic effect] no nookie for Jeff”
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:18 pm
I did it all for the nookie.
But, I never got a cookie.
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:31 pm
I am rarely sick, but today I am fighting something. Stiff neck from hell. I’m guessing viral meningitus. =P
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Alas poor, Rhettro. I barely knew him.
A gentle soul of endless… Viral Meningitus?
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:47 pm
vampiral meningitis is the worst
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:47 pm
CP: “Little SHop of Horrors” – main theme
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:50 pm
CP: one of the most annoying versions of “Purple People eater” I have ever heard.
October 22nd, 2009 at 12:50 pm
All this talk of meningitis is making me flash back to just how hot Tia Carrere was in Wayne’s World…
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:08 pm
I . have . no . idea . what . the . connection . is
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:11 pm
… but now I am completely distracted.
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Well there’s a blast from the past.
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:25 pm
meh
Had to happen eventually. Surprised it took this long really.
CP: “Monster Mash” – but not by Borris Picket (???)
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:26 pm
Busy day, panties!
I’m officially two episodes behind now.
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:30 pm
J0e: Connection is a quote from the movie:
Cassandra: I’ve been so busy with my band, I thought I was getting meningitis.
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Woo Hoo! I am less behind than EssBee!
I’m making progress!!!
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:33 pm
EssBee: no offense… I just, you know, don’t feel like the slow sperm in the pack anymore… Wait, that could be taken the wrong way… I don’t feel… um… So, what’s your favorite sport?
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Are we comparing behinds now?
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:39 pm
….. aaaaaaand still distracted.
http://thestarchives.com/tia/images/_1tia-05.jpg
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:49 pm
LOL. I have never been metaphorically called a sperm before, LJ, thanks!
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Clearly, it’s a Ball Room blitz.
http://thestarchives.com/tia/images/Tia_4.jpg
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:54 pm
JOe, what are you doing right now?
October 22nd, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Bunny, I was surprised that the Rick Castle book was a real book. Let me know if it’s any good. I’m also reading a new book – Blood Engines by T.A. Pratt (Book 1 of the Marla Mason series). It’s a wanna-be Dresden Files type book. Not bad so far.
October 22nd, 2009 at 2:00 pm
Evening pan. finely done with my fixin running around, shopping, renting, and taxiing. that all started about 100 nipples ago. the pan has been sizzling… hehe I love puns
October 22nd, 2009 at 2:09 pm
i just learned i had a Syndrome that is important enough to have it’s own acronym (GBS) I must be a geek because that made me happier about it
October 22nd, 2009 at 2:17 pm
Sorry EssBee … I blame it all on Lejon and his evil, Tia Carrere, distracting ways.
I fear she may be my Cryptonite.
October 22nd, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Ah, yes, I meant to share the Nookie Reader observation here, but FPM was down…
October 22nd, 2009 at 2:22 pm
justa J0e: that bass player can whale… she makes me feel kinda, like when we used climb the rope in gym class…
October 22nd, 2009 at 2:29 pm
Taxiing, reaper? Were you on a runway?
BTW, I still don’t get the viral meningitis/Tia Carrere connection, and the .jpg’s and sperm metaphors have only confused me further.
October 22nd, 2009 at 2:30 pm
Yes. I believe it’s time to recite the man’s prayer:
I’m a man.
But I can change.
If I have to.
I guess.
October 22nd, 2009 at 2:33 pm
As may have been apparent, today was much busier than yesterday.
October 22nd, 2009 at 2:34 pm
jackmangan: I only tied meningitis to Carrere based on a single quote from Wayne’s World… there’s no other connection. Really.
Of coures, the .jpgs are… ooh, was that side-boob?
October 22nd, 2009 at 2:37 pm
-es +se
October 22nd, 2009 at 2:40 pm
Once more unto the breech.
October 22nd, 2009 at 2:43 pm
…third base…
October 22nd, 2009 at 2:55 pm
I’m mentally preparing for gaming tonight.
We are playing one of the following:
Dominion: Intrigue
Time Bandits
Colossal Arena
I’m not excited about any of these, but it’s not my night to choose.
At least there’ll be good company.
October 22nd, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Sometimes I feel like I’m going in circles
October 22nd, 2009 at 3:01 pm
You know, Tia Carrere and Kelly LeBrock hold special places in my memory.
October 22nd, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Magic and technology
Voodoo dolls and chants
Electricity
Were makin
weird science
October 22nd, 2009 at 3:09 pm
OK. I’ve officially had too much caffeine today…
I’m out for the night, Panites!
May your Ballrooms always Blitz, may your Nuclear Wessels always be in Alameda, and may your Barbie Dolls always grow up to be smarter than Einstein and have magical powers…
October 22nd, 2009 at 3:23 pm
I remember broadcast TV altering the Weird Science line,
“But first I’d like to butter your muffin”
to the much more family friendly:
“but first I’d like to better know you, muffin”.
October 22nd, 2009 at 3:42 pm
http://quirkynomads.com/wp/2009/07/19/when-sysadmins-ruled-the-earth/
Jack, there is the link I was going to send last night.
Everyone else: Awesome audiodrama adaptation featuring Deadpanite Brian Brown in a major role.
October 22nd, 2009 at 3:57 pm
As LeVar Burton often said:
“You don’t have to take my word for it…”
http://craphound.com/?p=2288
October 22nd, 2009 at 4:30 pm
Where has the gang gone?
October 22nd, 2009 at 4:37 pm
I’m lurking, JB.
October 22nd, 2009 at 4:42 pm
You know you are old when your first thought wasn’t the Gilliam film:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Time_Bandit
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:37 pm
CP: Deadpan Episode #141
October 22nd, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Most excellent, Paul. Seriously.
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:20 pm
I now hold my three pre-ordered copies of Windows 7 in my hands. Going to be a busy weekend. Hasta la Vista, Vista!
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:51 pm
“‘Cassandra, I have to say it–You look excellent.”
“Thanks. I’ve been so busy lately with my band, I thought I was getting meningitis.”
“I thought I had mono for an entire year. It turned out I was just really bored… You’re so fine You’re so fine, you blow my mind…”
October 22nd, 2009 at 6:53 pm
Ugh…
How do you tell a friend that he’s not really being helpful… he’s being more like… a royal pain in the ….
le sigh
le smack!
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:10 pm
I’m just pointing it out, I had nothing to do with it.
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Er, unless my singing was most excellent…
nah
October 22nd, 2009 at 7:21 pm
The friend of whom I speak has nothing to do with nor has ever had anything to do with Deadpan.
I promise. :)
Deadpanties are purrrrfect and helpful and loving.
I *swooooon* for all Deadpanties.
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:01 pm
I have a crockpot full of pumpkin and an oven full of roasting pumpkin seeds.
It’s all hot and it smells good.
October 22nd, 2009 at 8:02 pm
and.. my fingers smell like pumpkin… mmmm
October 22nd, 2009 at 9:12 pm
Pumpkin is the finest of the fall flavors. Aside from Oktoberfest.
So Lejon went to play an Atari ST game tonight with his friends? An Atari ST game party would seriously rock. For about 45 minutes.
I often quote the “I thought I had mono for an entire year…..” line, but I’d somehow forgotten the meningitis joke.
October 22nd, 2009 at 9:17 pm
I bet my fingers taste like pumpkin…
What? Who said that? That wasn’t me. :oops:
October 22nd, 2009 at 9:32 pm
Clearly, I’m in dire need of sleep.
Please excuse my delirium.
October 22nd, 2009 at 9:42 pm
I’m taking tonight off from work. I had an extra sick day, so…
I figure I’ll do something or other quietly while everyone sleeps.
October 22nd, 2009 at 9:44 pm
And with that a wahoo. Opera Mini is working fine for now – with images off and mobile view enabled. Which is fine. I prefer working to pretty.
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:04 pm
A quiet wahoo then, Nomad.
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:36 pm
Wow, Soupy Sales died.
October 22nd, 2009 at 10:56 pm
Wow is right.
Dan’s response, “He was still alive?”
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:25 pm
Hmmmm, think I could last longer than 45 minutes on the ST version of Supersprint..vroooooooooom!
Morning Pan, going 64 bit soon, wish me luck…
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:26 pm
CPIMM: Metallica – Sanitarium
It’s stuck there. Crap. How can I sleep with this song stuck in my brain?
Welcome to where time stands still
No one leaves and no one will
Moon is full, never seems to change
Just labeled mentally deranged
Dream the same thing every night
I see our freedom in my sight
No locked doors, no windows barred
No things to make my brain seem scarred
Sleep, my friend, and you will see
That dream is my reality
They keep me locked up in this cage
Can’t they see it’s why my brain says “rage”
Sanitarium, leave me be
Sanitarium, just leave me alone
Build my fear of what’s out there
Cannot breathe the open air
Whisper things into my brain
Assuring me that I’m insane
They think our heads are in their hands
But violent use brings violent plans
Keep him tied, it makes him well
He’s getting better, can’t you tell?
No more can they keep us in
Listen, damn it, we will win
They see it right, they see it well
But they think this saves us from our hell
Sanitarium, leave me be
Sanitarium, just leave me alone
Sanitarium
Just leave me alone
Fear of living on
Natives getting restless now
Mutiny in the air
Got some death to do
Mirror stares back hard
kill is such a friendly word
seems the only way
for reaching out again
October 22nd, 2009 at 11:37 pm
goodnight santiarumush
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:19 am
Goodnight, Moon
http://i.somethingawful.com/u/garbageday/photoshop_phriday/2009_10_23/Gomegoth_01.jpg
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:42 am
Morning, folks.
Cj, ignore the friend. I hate that.
I’m going to work today. Still feel like crud, but crud is a serious upgrade.
Have a great day, all y’all!
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:43 am
morning pan
CP: local morning radio guys
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:56 am
good luck with the 64-bit van
In Video games I like that days of 8 bit in fact I still play a number of 8 bit games… but if we didn’t move forward we wouldn’t have humor like this: http://www.nuklearpower.com/8-bit-theater/
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:24 am
CP: different local radio guy hour 1
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:32 am
want to leave work from a headache: http://1cup1coffee.com/swirly.swf
I’d rather fake the headache if was any good at that…
I still see the strobing lines that was trippy
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:33 am
Enjoyable steampunk story at:
http://www.tor.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=story&id=58108
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:04 am
Hey Pan!
When did morning happen?
There I was in bed, minding my own business when WHAM! Morning happened. What was that about?
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:07 am
Morning Pan.
Glad you have upgraded your condition EssBee.
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:12 am
EssBee. The book reads a lot like an episode of Castle. Being only 200 pages it’s a fairly quick read. I started it on Wednesday and only have 20 pages left so will most likely finish it today.
If you like the show, you’ll probably like the book. Bring popcorn.
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:20 am
It’s almost 7:30 and it’s still completely black outside. I think this morning is mocking me.
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:21 am
LOL
Just reading where the head of Faux’ News department met in private with a White House official to try and plead for his reporter. Seems that about a week ago or so, the White House cut off Faux News from news conferences citing that they had abandon standard reporting practices, replacing facts with opinions and were no longer considered a news agency.
Basically, the head of Faux news department was asking the White House to try and keep a distinction between his news reporters (and their 10 minutes of actual news coverage) and the anti-Obama commentators that made up the other 23 hours and 50 minutes of Faux’s daily broadcast.
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:23 am
I missed a ton yesterday, so trying to catch up
ditto: I was unimpressed by The Rocketeer. Of course, it could’ve been because of the insane amount of hype surrounding it for so long. I doubt any movie could’ve lived up to it.
I also recall the VHS version took quite some time to come out, and originally had a price tag in the neighborhood of $120.
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:40 am
Hubby is sick, sick, sick today. He’s not a happy camper. Had to go into work regardless because he’s meeting with the provincial minister of education (not just him, all admin in his system).
Poor dear.
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:42 am
7:38. Do you know where your sun is?
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:43 am
I know I am probably the loan conservative here (I am NOT a Republican) but I know not a single person in the media would have stood for it if MSNBC gotten this treatment by the Bush administration.
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:44 am
And a tsk to Mr. Tee: Buckaroo wasn’t “sitting around” when he said, “No matter where you go, there you are.”. He interrupted his concert, since he is, of course, also a rock star, to console a crying woman. He sensed her sorrow.
But I would totally go for a Buckaroo Banzai Palooza. Mind you, I can’t name a single actor in the movie, apart from John Lithgow (sp?). Odd what we remember.
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:45 am
Cj: Pretty awesome Gram-o-gram.
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:45 am
JN: Robocop was the lead of that movie
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:58 am
oooooohhhh, the sky’s turning all pink and purdy ;)
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:59 am
The window in my home office faces east so I get to see the prettyness that is sunrise.
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:59 am
-y +i
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:13 am
I think the cookie du jour will be pinwheel cookies. I haven’t make those in a while
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:16 am
make = made.
My brain is obviously not working properly today.
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:18 am
My cube is in the storm shelter if it weren’t for my Google desktop weather app I wouldn’t have any idea what was going on outside.
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:20 am
is it a ‘gleaming’ type cube, reaper, or more like ‘rubic’s’?
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:21 am
Lejon: The Man’s Prayer was bar-none the funniest part of Red-Green
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:22 am
Wow, George Hrab really phoned his last show in. They can’t all be great.
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:26 am
TEB: More often than not Rubic’s. the walls are gray with back accent in the “hardware to fit together parts” I also have a 3×3 grid of Farside comics to add to the affect :)
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:27 am
The Twitter concert was good at x2 though.
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:47 am
If I become a vampire…
http://www.shades-of-night.com/larp/ifiever.html
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:47 am
Cj: I’m with Dan re: Soupy Sales
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:49 am
More Carl Sagan music
http://www.symphonyofscience.com./
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:50 am
reaper: 8-Bit theater? *subscribe-ified*!
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:50 am
I have a bathroom screaming to be cleaned and I can’t cover my ears any more.
Back soon.
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:55 am
I can’t wait for lunch today. I have left over Pizza from the from IMO the best semi-local pan pizza place http://www.rockyrococo.com/
yummmmmmmmmmmmm!
October 23rd, 2009 at 6:58 am
Vanamonde: Yeah, the only rub for me being that I was familiar with 95% of the content. I wish I did listen at x2.
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:00 am
Friday playgroup morning.
Whoosh
was that a drive by?
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:03 am
Peter Weller, Roman Scholar
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:09 am
Bathroom all nice and clean not. But I’m not really here. Now I have to buy groceries, then it’s cookie baking time.
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:10 am
not = now
Really must try to wake up
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:16 am
Let’s see… what’s on the menu for the upcoming week that I’ll need groceries for:
Maybe I’ll do a Beef Satay tomorrow
Rosemary Cream Steak on Sunday
Mini Meatloaf on Monday
Tuesday is MA so it’s leftover night
Wednesday will be Spaghetti and Meatballs
Thursday is also MA so it’s leftovers again
Friday is gaming so it’s fast food night.
That sounds like a good week’s menu. Now to write down what I need for groceries…
Later!
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:18 am
You ever notice how certain people never really listen? Things don’t need to be this difficult.
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:19 am
Haven’t done much cooking lately. Probably won’t have time over the weekend. But, I should dig through the cookbooks and come up with a meal plan. Something different for a change.
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:25 am
Hmm, what was that, ditto?
Sorry, wasn’t listening.
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:37 am
I’m one woot away from being a black boxer.
Damn.
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:44 am
Wouldn’t that be “Day-um?”
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:44 am
Wow:
http://www.engadget.com/2009/10/23/tchaikovskys-1812-overture-reconstructed-from-1000-cellphone-ri/
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:46 am
ditto: I know my job isn’t unique with this and I also have users who just don’t listen.
user: “So… the you think it’s the hard drive”
In my head: “no moron I just said it wasn’t or are you just referring to the PC as “hard drive”"
what I actually say: “not sure I’ll have to take a look at the event log but we’ll get it fixed”
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:52 am
reaper: Yep, it is a very human thing.
It is also a really frustrating part of the computer industry, something that the industry as a whole is purposely blind about. It is easier to claim that some piece of technology or process is at fault rather than admit that the overwhelming majority of project failures are the result of communication failures.
October 23rd, 2009 at 8:03 am
ditto: Preach it brother!!! people don’t respond well to being told they didn’t listen. I have at least 4 users that I often just copy and paste something I wrote earlier in the email thread. I get comments from other users who are CCed in the email asking if that is what I did. we get a lot of laughs from that kind of thing. I am VERY glad our cubes are the only ones in the storm shelter at work because we rant, complain, let off steam, and laugh quite a bit in our little concrete bunker.
October 23rd, 2009 at 8:19 am
oooo finely lunch time. 2 slices of heaven here I come
October 23rd, 2009 at 8:50 am
There. Groceries have been shopped and cookies are in the oven. The house is even starting to smell like baking. mmmmmmm.
October 23rd, 2009 at 8:59 am
I saw a good Slate article yesterday calling out to actual journalists to stop appearing on FoxNews segments, to stop treating it as if it were a legitimate outlet for News or unbiased commentary. Nothing like a boycott, just a cold shoulder. I’d talked to J0e offline once about making a similar statement onpod about the loudmouth faux-right opportunists. I still might, but I’ll probably just keep the politics on the billiards table. :)
Now to get fully caught up.
October 23rd, 2009 at 9:06 am
jackmangan: Actually, the Time Bandits game in question is either a board game or a card game (can’t find much on it, and I’ve never played before).
Coincidentally, Wednesday night I assisted a friend who recently found/acquired an old Atari 2600 system with games. They needed an RF Modulator and matching transformer, which (so they said) you can no longer purchase in retail establishments such as “Radio Shack”. Since I had a couple to spare, I doled out. They paid in Sushi. I felt that worked out well.
October 23rd, 2009 at 9:09 am
Cookies out of the oven and dishes washed. Now… what should I have for lunch?
October 23rd, 2009 at 9:14 am
Kitty won’t let me fold the laundry. She decided the warm clothes in the basket would make a good bed.
Silly Kitty!
October 23rd, 2009 at 9:21 am
sometimes when I fold the towels my dog will sit on them as I fold and stack them on the couch. when I keep stacking them on top of him he doesn’t seam to mind. I don’t think he would like it if I tried to put him away with the towels though.
October 23rd, 2009 at 9:27 am
My cat gets upset if I try to fold her :)
October 23rd, 2009 at 9:28 am
I bet the hardest part would be keeping her folded
October 23rd, 2009 at 9:35 am
My boss is being a schmo.
Actually she’s not being unreasonable, but she’s asking questions that I know we weren’t prepared to answer.
She’s starting to do her budget for next year (the joys of working for a big corporation) and wants to plan a trip out to see me in the spring (since, by then it will be close to two years since we’ve seen each other face to face).
She knows, with hubby in the teaching profession, I take time off in the spring. I know hubby and I are taking a week in April, but there was talk of a DP meet up in March. Not to be all deadliny on y’all, but she’s asking me for a ballpark date by month end (next Friday), so she can give a rough date to the powers that be for her trip out here.
Since it’s really Jack’s thing, I’m asking him if the weekend of March 13th would work. Cj? Other Panites?
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:01 am
My last report came in for the day! Going to watch the news then play Risen.
Busy, busy, busy
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:07 am
I don’t have anything scheduled that day. I don’t mind inking it now.
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:08 am
TEB: enough with the silliness time to play a game!!
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:08 am
CP: BOL 1087
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:10 am
TEB: Beware the ides of March?
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:11 am
I believe that’s the first weekend of SXSW, but I highly doubt I can justify that kind of expense. March 13 should work for me to do the next Deadpan MMMmmmeetup. That will also give you cold-climate folks a break.
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:13 am
Call me thick but what’s SXSw?
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:15 am
Reaper, in this case, it’s not the Pan Board that is silliness, it’s the news :)
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:16 am
SXSW = South By SouthWest, yearly music/media/tech party/conference in Austin, TX.
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:21 am
I’d love to attend SXSW, but I’m definitely going to Comicon!
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:23 am
JØ: off the top of my head, with no WIKI help:
besides Lithgow:
Jeff Goldblum
Peter Weller
Vincent Schiavelli
Jamie Lee Curtis (scenes deleted)
(here I fail with people’s names)
The guy who played the Kurgan in Highlander
—still catching up—
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:27 am
I still have 30 more minutes of silliness, than about 40 minutes of driving silliness maybe even some store silliness to pick up stuff for dinner…
Enough with the silliness. I just want to sit on the couch with a beer
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:29 am
It doesn’t have to be March 13th Jack, if you’ve got other, even hoped for, plans. The week before or the week after will also work. I just picked the 13th as mid-month.
I do have a week before my boss starts poking me for a decision.
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:29 am
JØ: Yes. It was the best part of Red Green, and always came at the end…
reaper: is it possible your cube is rubic like this:
http://joelle19938.files.wordpress.com/2008/02/bw.jpg
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:30 am
Big Boo-tay! Tay! Buckaroo Banzai is awesome dated fun.
MAke sure it’s silly beer, reaper.
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:32 am
My office is like a rubic’s cube. Colourful and confusing
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:33 am
Ok, I have monsters to kill. Will alt/tab and check in regularly.
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:34 am
Just realized that I’m still using my old website information on occasion and that website is gone as we didn’t renew the domain name.
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:35 am
And also. I think Dan might have a comment in moderation. He said something about posting something, but I haven’t seen it.
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:38 am
Lejon: more gray in the middle but the “hold it together”parts are about that dark. though I have standard fabric walls so I can hang things other wise I would go crazier!!
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:44 am
Jack: I think I’ll go with skittlebrau that seams silly enough.
Actually I just picked up Bud Light Golden Wheat. Not a bad attempt at taste for light beer. I recommend it if it is on sale… and you have a good coupon…
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:48 am
For light beer we go with the local brewery. Big Rock Jackrabbit is a nice tasting light beer
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:50 am
—Now Caught Up—
Time for lunch!
CR: Freakonomics
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:52 am
I live in Wisconsin so I have some pretty good choices because on top of the locals we can also get Chicago and Twin City beers. My Favorite is Spotted Cow on tap (not the same in the bottle). When I get to a brew pub I don’t recall ever getting a light beer so I don’t know how that stack up.
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:58 am
Yea for symphony of science !!!
Yea for Buckaroo Bonzai !! I like “Buckapolooza” :)
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:26 am
I can endorse Spotted Cow (anything outta New Glarus, really). I had a Big Rock Grasshopper two weekends ago. My favorite Twin Cities brewery is Surly. Wingin’ It listeners may recall when I sent Surly Furious to Evo. Not sure if Jack was in studio that day…
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:28 am
Reaper, you live in Wisconsin which means you can get Stone & Dogfish Head too. Always irks me that you can get those in WI, but not in MN.
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:44 am
I can get Dogfish in Calgary, but not Stone
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:51 am
JohnBoze: I don’t recall seeing any Stone in my neck of the woods but I will keep an eye our for it. I haven’t gotten adventurous enough for Dogfish head yet but I am always tempted.
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:51 am
I heard you can get stoned in Calgary, but not fish for dogs.
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:52 am
I’d definately be in for a Buckapolooza. :)
But that movie was so painfully 80’s I remember thinking it was dated in while watching it for the first time IN the 80’s. LOL Still the best movie with a surgeon/guitar hero as the main character.
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:05 pm
Reaper, where are you? I have relatives in Madison & Marshfield…
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Other way around, J0e. I can fish for dogs but not get stoned ;)
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:18 pm
JohnBoze, about an hour north of Madison and Milwaukee and an hour south of Green Bay. so the middle of nowhere… Fond du Lac
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Have stopped playing Risen. Am now going to build cities.
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:21 pm
I had a friend that like to fish for squirrels… Fishing seams like the wrong name for that but I guess at least people know what you mean…
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:21 pm
You’ve got a casino, no?
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:22 pm
This region of conversation is leaving me in the need for an Overthruster Brew with a Lectroid chaser… Perhaps I will pretend to be a businessman slowly getting stoned in Allentown while complaining that I didn’t start the fire, NO I didn’t light it but I’m trying to fight it, and Where Is Orson Wells when you need him???
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:23 pm
TEB: Time for different silliness :) Yah silliness…
That reminds I still need to round up some skittles…
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:25 pm
I think the closes casino to use in Green Bay after that (due to back roads) the closes casino is 2 hours away
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:27 pm
use = us
sometimes that fingers just can’t stop…
do with that what you will hehe ;)
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:39 pm
“Really Big Things” only ever went to Neillsville and Phillips, but the sequel or prequel might make it to Fond du Lac…
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Oh, yeah RBT also went to Johnson Creek, though not by name…
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:47 pm
Lejon, so much Pressure! Say, will you and the missus be at EVFN later?
Bony reaper fingers that just can’t stop. *shudder*
October 23rd, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Jack Mangan: Yes. I feel the pressure. It’s like a weight around my chest pressing me down. And still, I can’t figure out why the pod design was bad…
Yes, my lady and I will be at Whole Foods. She works until 6pm, I’ll be meeting her there.
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:23 pm
JonhBoze: hearing the name of places I had been added a little to the story for me. Believe it or not there is a farmersville, wi near FDL it has 4x as many animals as people.
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:25 pm
JB, it’s about damned time for more RBT, if you ask me. . . (no pressure)
Lejon, cool. I might see you there, if I can wrap up work and after-work stuff on time.
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Jack: one hand has stopped now b/c it is now clutching a beer. however 1 handed typing isn’t easy…
that reminds me I wanted to check for stone & dog fish head beers @ the store… drat foiled again
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:34 pm
wonder how bony finger would sound on the chalk board… *chills*
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:35 pm
Sure thing, Jack, we’ll go with a double-release of more RBT from me and more Spherical Tomi from you…
;-)
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:41 pm
we have/had some RBT in town. there is a 30ft high walleye on a trailer. It used to be parked just out side my house when I was growing up. and we have a bull that is about 35ft high. I know both are still around town somewhere… we also have some Sinclare dinosaurs at the local truck stop but they are not big.
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Really Big Sphericals?
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:45 pm
Sphericals big thing?
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:45 pm
really Sphericals things?
October 23rd, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Really big Tomi?
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Reality Brings Tomatoes
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:29 pm
In my experience, it mostly throws them.
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Really Big Tomatoes?
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:41 pm
Reasonably Benign Tights
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:43 pm
Rapidly Bulging Trousers?
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:45 pm
Risque Balloon Templates
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:47 pm
Roman Bilge Treatment
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:48 pm
Rats Biting Toes
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Really Bored Tenants
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Raging Bipolar Tweakers?
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:52 pm
Righteous Baptist Temple
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Roasted Bison Tri-tip
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:53 pm
Riker Boffing Troi
October 23rd, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Romantic Borg Treachery
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Raucous Beethoven Trumpets?
Rachmaninoff Bugles Tchaikovsky?
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Rolling Blunts Tightly
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:09 pm
Romulans Broach Treaty
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Retched Before Twilight
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Russian Borscht Tonight
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Relativity Bomb Timer
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:13 pm
CD: Carving Jack-O-Lanterns
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:15 pm
C Drinking – Home brewed Oktoberfest beer.
http://www.northernbrewer.com/default/oktoberfest-extract-kit-2.html
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:17 pm
CP: “Bewitched” – I have no idea who is singing it. Sounds 60’s jazzish.
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Hi, Guys and Girls. I still feel like shit. H1N1 can suck it.
reaper, you’re not the lone DP conservative. I’m a flaming homo environmentalist feminist lib, but there are other conservatives on the board.
October 23rd, 2009 at 3:29 pm
reaper: Yeah, what EssBee said.
I’m out Panites! Off to home to give a cat eye-drops, and then to #EVFN
Hope to see you all later!
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Roasted Burnt Turnip
Yeah my heart isn’t in it.
Night Pan.
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:50 pm
I’m conservative (NOT at republican yes I do thing that is an important distinction) but to me that means I can disagree with you but I can’t tell you what you can do. just like you can disagree with me… and I often enjoy that. if we all agreed we couldn’t grow because we would all (well maybe) be right.
if i never talked with someone i didn’t agree with i could never change my mind or get better in my argument. I am a conservative because i believe in individuals ability to make things better and i have more i give more. and maybe not the best motivation to do something greed works if someone didn’t want to make money doing what they loved I couldn’t enjoy my spotted cow b/c they couldn’t/wouldn’t do it if they didn’t make money
where did I put that locker for my soap box…
October 23rd, 2009 at 4:56 pm
sorry i’m not very good @ grammar and that comment need more commas. all in all thanks for accepting me and giving me a laugh and smile when i need it even though we don’t see eye to eye
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:07 pm
back to the silliness
anyone play super smash brother brawl, Mario kart Wii, Dr Mario Wii, or tetris Wii? playing agents random people gets old…
ya i know i’m a big kid but all my friends play ps3 or xbox games…
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:13 pm
reaper: agreed. All views are welcome here, as long as they’re respectful. It’s a community, yo, not a commune.
CW: BtVS S6, E? The one where Spike and Anya hook up.
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:25 pm
I’ve got Mario Kart for the Wii Reaper.
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:28 pm
Van if you are ever up for some kart let me know. I’ll have to dig up my licenses number… I love games that don’t take themselves to seriously…
kind of a way of live for me
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:38 pm
About to go watch my new (several months old but never opened) DVD copy of “Nightmare before Christmas”.
Boo!
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:40 pm
I was supposed to go (with Sly B) to visit my folks this weekend, and my mom just told me not to come because I sound too sick! Sheesh!
October 23rd, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Did someone mention Dogfish Head? Mmmm. Memories . . .
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Aww, you’ll do anything to get out of visiting your folks ;)
October 23rd, 2009 at 7:37 pm
The film is still brilliant BTW.
I didn’t realize till just now that Pixar had a hand in it.
Pixar, Tim Burton and Danny Elfman. If they ever decide to take over the world I am going to HAVE to sign up to be one of their henchmen. How could I not?
On a sad note … part of the magic of this film is the art involved in the “stop motion” film technique. With the huge strides that have been made in Computer animation just since this film came out … it’s easy to forget the effort and almost magical art involved in making those smooth motion shots where the charactures are moving and the camera is revolving around them.
Now it’s all done on the desktop by an army of minimum wage, pixal pushers and a render farm. Still magic I guess but … kind of like the difference between flying in a commercial airliner and just simply levitating. Both methods are flying but one has that certain something !
Oh well. A good evening anyway.
October 23rd, 2009 at 10:50 pm
reaper: Anytime you’d like to be pwned by a 5 year old girl you let me know and we’ll hook you up with Sarah and some Smash Bros. Brawl.
Or you could play against Dan and it might be a fair fight.
Srsly though. My daughter kicks da butt!
October 23rd, 2009 at 11:54 pm
To react or let it slide..time to flip a coin.
October 24th, 2009 at 12:15 am
~Intolerance, trolling, incivility, disrespect, a Deadpanite craves not these things. Otherwise, different intelligent, reasonable viewpoints are welcomed.
~Van, I’d say that coin toss depends entirely on the incident.
~And on a much more trivial note, I pose the question: Paranormal Activity or Zombieland? Which to go see?
October 24th, 2009 at 1:41 am
Think I will be checking out Fantastic Mr Fox tomorrow, just to beat the kiddie rush as it’s blackberry week.
October 24th, 2009 at 4:26 am
Catching up:
Rigid Breast Tissue
My motto is “Neither a leader nor a follower be” which means that I tend to disagree with anyone who is a [insert label here] – It makes politics interesting.
I hate and enjoy Smash Bros – I cannot find any sort of skill to it. Just hit buttons fast and hope. Not like DOA2:Hardcore for PS2 where it was almost all skill. Random mashing got you dead, fast.
Jack – I think the noise around Paranormal Activity reminds me of Blair Witch. Zombieland sounds like it has a hope of not being bad. So…. I vote you see PA so you can tell us how shit it is. =) Okay?
October 24th, 2009 at 4:28 am
We had to trade in our Wii because it stopped reading discs after we got Smash Bros. Thankfully Nintendo is a babe and made it really easy to send it back for repairs. Turn around was less than a week.
October 24th, 2009 at 5:20 am
Morning Pan!
The biggest problem with a normal 5am wakeup time is on the weekends you”re awake by 7 am and consider that sleeping in.
Now for some breakkie
October 24th, 2009 at 5:31 am
TEB a agree. I got up at 8 and was very surprised I was still in bed at that time
October 24th, 2009 at 5:36 am
Breakfast eaten. Now what to do?
CP: Silence Followed By a Deafening Roar – Paul Gilbert
October 24th, 2009 at 5:37 am
Well reaper, I guess we’ll be able to laugh at those lazy bums who will waist their day away sleeping… oh wait.
October 24th, 2009 at 5:37 am
waist = waste
October 24th, 2009 at 5:44 am
CP: Revelation – Joe Satriani
October 24th, 2009 at 5:46 am
i could enjoy it more if i wasn’t the only one up but i guess that could go either way
October 24th, 2009 at 5:50 am
Hubby’s awake, but only because he was in bed by 8:00. He’s quite sick so is sleeping lots.
I told him I better not get it, I’m still fighting my own demons without adding his.
October 24th, 2009 at 5:56 am
0473-7601-7382 is my smash brother friend code. I am normal posting when i’m playing b/c it takes so long to find others to play
5112-3847-8093 is my kart number. i’m a little rusty on that but I at one point get gold on all the tracks I still don’t have start rating on the mirror tracks though
October 24th, 2009 at 5:57 am
being sick is no fun my daughter is sick and she feel horrible
October 24th, 2009 at 6:12 am
I’m at work, so all you lot not working on Saturday are the lazy bums!
October 24th, 2009 at 6:25 am
*YAWN stretch*
Morning Pan.
October 24th, 2009 at 6:26 am
Smash brothers is a game where you can get very far but button mashing and i do that when i get frustrated and then i suck. I think the game is so much fun for me because there are challenges that force you to get better at attacks or blocking and dodging. I only have 11 of them left but some are also just tedious like brawl for 100 hours or collect all stickers/CD.
October 24th, 2009 at 6:27 am
Jack – If you’ll recall Ed’s review of Zombieland … I don’t know how you COULDN’T go see it !
As I recall, he said “It was very VERY wrong… and I liked it!”
October 24th, 2009 at 6:27 am
Well, I have to admit, my bum is feeling pretty lazy today :)
Morning J0e
October 24th, 2009 at 6:28 am
Van: I’m very glad i’m not at work. if i where something major would have broken
October 24th, 2009 at 7:02 am
Morning, DP. *cough cough*
October 24th, 2009 at 7:09 am
Morning EssBee.
Go back to bed. Sleep is a cure all.
October 24th, 2009 at 7:21 am
Small Worlds:
http://jayisgames.com/cgdc6/?gameID=9
October 24th, 2009 at 7:37 am
It’s snowing. What the hell is that about?
October 24th, 2009 at 7:59 am
Good morning. My, you’ve all been busy bees.
I’ve already returned a video game to Hollywood and went to check on my Gram.
She’s much worse, although she did seem to realize at one point that I was there. I was able to get some water in her and reminder her how much we love her. She’s being re-evaluated by hospice today. I don’t believe we have much longer – but I’m really in no place to make that determination. So I wait.
October 24th, 2009 at 8:16 am
Sneaking out for a few minutes but won’t be going to MA. It’s snowing way to hard, I’m afraid I won’t make it back home after.
October 24th, 2009 at 8:25 am
Sad news Cj, I hope your Gram can go peacefully.
October 24th, 2009 at 8:28 am
Fox’s 4th birthday going well so far. Off to grandma & grandpa’s this afternoon after nap for dinner & cake…
October 24th, 2009 at 8:59 am
Nomad Scry: What’s a “black boxer” in regards to woot? Some status you reach if you buy enough from woot.com?
October 24th, 2009 at 9:03 am
TEB: Dogfish Head beer is excellent. One of my tops when I drank beer.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:06 am
EssBee: Are you doing NaNoWriMo as well, or is there another EssBee out there?
October 24th, 2009 at 9:18 am
justa J0e: I agree. Wallace and Grommit is also an excellent showcase of stop-motion animation. There’s a charm that’s virtually impossible in any other medium. It also lends “weight” to the characters and environment, since they actually exist. To my eyes, the ships in Star Wars look more realistic than more recent movies, since they were actually fabricated. Yes, it’s obvious they employed serious kit-bashing, but they have substance.
In contrast, look at The Matrix trilogy. In which ever movie had the exploding skyscraper (the third, I think?), they employed insane amounts of data and horsepower to render scenes. They sent the fabric used for Neo’s trenchcoat to NASA to get quantifiable data on the reflective/refractive/and so on properties of the material. But watch him fly through the building while it’s exploding. It looked phony and dated. When it was first in the movies it looked cheesy. Imagine what it will look like in say, five years from now.
Even though I love tech, and I’d love to work professionally with Blender/Lightwave/Maya, there are real limits to what it can achieve.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:23 am
Cj: It’s sad and terrible to go through these things in life. I hope we can be at least some semblance of humor, heart, stability, and support.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:27 am
The weather man said we might get some rain. He didn’t say anything about snow of death :mrgreen:
October 24th, 2009 at 9:30 am
On the topic of politics, I tend to be picky about where and when I talk about it. There’s several reasons.
* People can get very touchy about the subject, and I’d rather not get into a fight, verbal or physical, if I can get away with it.
* I’m more often online at work, but I typically have very little time to poke my head in and say something. So I do not have the time to read or formulate anything of much substance.
* Growing up, my father would talk to us about politics. The most boring, dreadful garbage you have to hear as a child.
* I tend to be in the John Stewart camp. People spend too much time labeling themselves and waving flags simply because they’re on one team or another, not actually working towards “the greater good”.
* Talk is cheap. People don’t do anything.
* Your vote really doesn’t count.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:34 am
Yesterday I saw a car with the vanity tag: PC WHIZ. I just don’t know if that means he likes computers, or if he advocates Kegel exercises.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:48 am
Only if he’s politically correct about those exercises JN ;)
raining now – much bette
October 24th, 2009 at 9:48 am
maybe add an r to that last post
October 24th, 2009 at 9:54 am
Well, I’ve got graves to dig up.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:57 am
So word is Fox News was not on the list of networks who requested invites to the Treasury interview mainly due to the fact that Fox News never requested an interview.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:58 am
I am not a writer, though I am troubled at this news of another EssBee!!
October 24th, 2009 at 9:58 am
Bunny, just wait for the hot hail.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:11 am
I’m sitting next to Jack right now.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:55 am
There is no Jack, only Zool.
October 24th, 2009 at 10:58 am
Oh, and I like Common Sense With Dan Carlin for political stuff.
http://www.dancarlin.com/
October 24th, 2009 at 11:01 am
I’m jealous of Cj, right now.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:05 am
ZOMG, just saw the ad for BSG The Plan.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:16 am
November this year is far too full of other crap to consider registering an official Nanowrimo bid, but I have been thinking about working the structure of and possibly beginning some RBT-related writing.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:21 am
Cool beans, Mr. Boze
October 24th, 2009 at 11:28 am
after noon pan, just watched “a first look” at V looks interesting. I remember the TV show/Mini-series as a kid and as I recall I really enjoyed it. The new one looks cool the first 9:30 minutes of the 10 minute video was a waist of time though
October 24th, 2009 at 11:29 am
CW: Stargate Universe: Light
October 24th, 2009 at 11:44 am
reaper: I never saw it. I don’t recall if I was too young, or if I was just in trouble at the time. The latter is more likely.
October 24th, 2009 at 11:58 am
EssBee – There can bee only one.
October 24th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
RE: Faux News
I’m still trying to figure the connection between Faux and CNBC. I must have missed something.
October 24th, 2009 at 12:06 pm
CNBC? or was it MSNBC ? Oh well, one of those.
Now a connection between Faux news and a “docudrama” or maybe an infomercial for the “Slap Chop” … THAT comparison I get.
October 24th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
OK. I’m back home now. Went to PodcampAZ meeting. Not sure I accomplished anything, but one can hope.
Gonna have some chill time now.
October 24th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
SGU light was pretty good. so far my least favorite but it was still good.
Johnny: I have the V mini-series and it is pretty good for the time. I was young when the series was on, it aired 84-85. I might just be remembering it through the SF hungry eyes of youth…
October 24th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
CW: CSI: New York: Battle Scars
I know i have to turn off my brain when I watch but i’m ok with that
October 24th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
I am looking forward to V. I remember watching it when I was younger, but I don’t remember the details. I just know it was on in my house. I was never a huge TV kid, but this does seem like it will be a fun watch!
October 24th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Cj: if it weren’t for winter I wouldn’t ever watch TV as a kid
October 24th, 2009 at 1:38 pm
reaper: Alright, I’ll add it to my Netflix queue.
October 24th, 2009 at 1:45 pm
SGU:Light
I was reminded of how Rama was refueled in Clarke’s Rendezvous with Rama.
October 24th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Johnny: have you tried the streaming from Netflix? I have a TIVO and would love to get Netflix just for the streaming
October 24th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
reaper: I’m not aware of a way to stream Netflix with Linux. To my knowledge, when announced, it’s going to built up around Moonlight/Silverlight/WTFIt’sCalledThisWeek.
October 24th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Sleepy.
October 24th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Johnny: That sucks. That type of thing is what keeps we away from Linux. well that and the fact that I don’t want to spend time getting things to work. I don’t like looking at PCs past messing around after work.
October 24th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
So this kid is giving away windows 7 if 30 people come to his chat room http://www.blogtv.com/People/eric1012226
October 24th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
reaper: I’ve done a ton of distro-hopping. I’ve found very little in the way of hassle. Far less than my Windows box at work. I even ran Arch Linux. I had problems in Arch largely due to the fact I kept trying out new DEs and WMs. I’ve been running Ubuntu Studio for quite some time with only two niggling annoyances. I’m sure that I can fix them, but I’m about to switch to a different distro, probably Sabayon.
As long as you pop in a LiveCD of the distro you’re interested in and it works, you’re pretty much golden.
October 24th, 2009 at 5:15 pm
I just made a garlic marinade for steaks. It’s practically sexual.
October 24th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Hey, uh . . . trivial trivia here. Ya know those spinny blade things at the bottom of a blender? Those are sharp. Just figured I’d let people know.
October 24th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
http://www.azcentral.com/community/scottsdale/articles/2009/10/24/20091024suicide-ON.html
Had to wait on the 101 this morning because of this. Levi was late to chess. But at least the story had a happy ending.
October 24th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Johnny Null, I don’t usually advise preparing steak in the blender.
October 24th, 2009 at 7:29 pm
Johnny: I think the most important hurtle is the SAF (spouse acceptance factor) I tried Linux first back in 98 but no one made a driver for my video card (still haven’t) so the best i ever go for res was 640X480 that made it imposable to do anything. when i have messed with linux in the past i liked it
October 24th, 2009 at 8:19 pm
Hi, everyone. I have spent the evening with my mom and uncle saying goodbye to my Grandma. She passed away a few hours ago and is finally resting well. She lived a long life full of love and laughter and while I know she’ll be missed, I’m definitely relieved that she is at peace and that I was able to kiss her this morning and tell her that I loved her and hear her tell me she loved me in return.
You’ve all been so wonderfully supportive. Thank you. *hugs*
October 24th, 2009 at 9:26 pm
Cj: I know there isn’t anything any of us can say that will make it easier but we are here round the clock too as it seams. I lost most of my grandparents more than 10 years a go. it is a hard one.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:45 pm
JØ: Have you tried Boxee? I hear it’s supposed to be able to connect you to your Netflix account for streaming.
October 24th, 2009 at 9:46 pm
CJ: ***HUG***
October 25th, 2009 at 12:16 am
http://xkcd.com/653/
October 25th, 2009 at 1:19 am
Morning Pan, hugs Cj, and I’m off to see the Fantastic Mr Fox, stop motion animation..woot!
October 25th, 2009 at 2:32 am
Thank you for sharing that, Cj.
Major *hugs* and *support*. Whatever you need, let me know.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:40 am
CJ – *HUGS*
October 25th, 2009 at 4:50 am
reaper: Understood.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:56 am
Cj: You’re wonderfully lucky to have had such a beautiful send-off. When I last saw my (maternal) grandmother, she was very heavily sedated. She was obviously reacting to what I was saying, but it was so very muted. She couldn’t even open her eyes. To have a last exchange like you had, that’s something to really cherish.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:59 am
Lejon: Forgot about that one! No, I actually have not. It’s actually on my list of things-to-do. First I am going to swap distros, and then try to find a way to pipe content over to the television without spending too much. I can’t stand watching movies/shows on the computer. Perhaps I’m old.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:01 am
I’ve heard much recently of the Star Wars Christmas Special. I’m glad that I never saw it.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:03 am
Jack: That is excellent culinary advice!
We’re trying smoothies for healthy, low-cal snacks.
We’re also switching to almond milk for most things. 50 calories per cup as opposed to 90 in skim milk.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:46 am
I salute you JN, but milk without fat is so pointless for me I would rather do without..fat adds to the taste in a way that so hard to describe.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:48 am
Johnny Null, good for you! Unfortunately here we also need to look at ¢/cup more than cal./cup.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:51 am
Vanamonde: Yes, we much prefer the taste of whole milk. Then we switched after reading the concerns over the hormones in milk. Oh, and we’re very big on cheese. That’s a tough one.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:55 am
JohnBoze: Oh, we’re paying off debt here and are on a modified Dave Ramsey plan. No living high on the hog here. Whatever the hell that means. Lady J tells me the cost is pretty much comparable, since milk keeps going up. Especially if you get the larger sizes.
October 25th, 2009 at 6:27 am
iPhone/ipod Touch owners, still time to pickup 3 free games:
http://toucharcade.com/2009/10/24/its-three-for-free-on-this-crazy-donut-games-weekend/
October 25th, 2009 at 6:34 am
reaper: So Netflix lists V: The Complete T.V. Series (1983) and V: The Original Miniseries (1983). Which should I choose?
October 25th, 2009 at 6:52 am
Oh, and in the way of movie updates, it was indeed The Thing From Another World. And the arm-chomping scene was clearly from the remake. I think it holds up very well.
We also watched for the first time Invasion of the Body Snatchers. Enjoyable, but not great. Lady J says that she preferred the remake, which she’s seen some years ago.
October 25th, 2009 at 6:54 am
Johnny: guess that depends on how much time you want to invest. you can get the story from the miniseries was only 200 minutes or so. i don’t recall seeing anything game changing in the 19 hour full series but I was pretty young.
October 25th, 2009 at 7:00 am
Morning. Thanks for the free game link, Van. I’m downloading them. My kids love to play games on the ipod touch. Good for when we are stuck … anywhere for a time.
October 25th, 2009 at 7:02 am
Thank you again to everyone for your kindness.
JN: I agree. It was a blessing to have the time with my Gram. My life is very blessed and I appreciate how lucky I am to have the love that I do have in my life.
October 25th, 2009 at 7:03 am
And now… it’s Sunday morning and my kids want pumpkin pancakes. So, pumpkin pancakes shall be made.
October 25th, 2009 at 7:15 am
Cj: I might be alone in this but pumpkin is by far one of my favorite flavors. That might be a byproduct getting sick from chocolate, things that are overly sweet and certain forms of milk. Pumpkin tends to not violate any of the few but weird dietary requirements.
October 25th, 2009 at 7:25 am
Morning Pan
*hugs-hugs-hugs*
Damn, I used all my hug e-cards at the wrong time.
Got the three free games (Thanks Van). Now it’s Risen time.
October 25th, 2009 at 7:26 am
reaper: Thanks. The miniseries it is.
October 25th, 2009 at 7:31 am
Johnny: no problem i just hope i’m not sending you down the wrong path. looking at the dates of everything i was only 4-6 when the showed aired and we didn’t have cable so i wouldn’t have cough any reruns on a scifi channel.
October 25th, 2009 at 8:00 am
So two series off my watch list, Three Rivers (as mentioned too peachy) and now Mercy. I tried watching the first episode last night but only managed 20 minutes.
October 25th, 2009 at 8:19 am
It has been so long since I read Rendezvous with Rama, I have no idea how the refueling happened. In fact… I don’t think I can actually remember anything about that book.
Then again, it has been 15 years or more.
October 25th, 2009 at 8:25 am
I’m off to a PNNWMMU. See you all tomorrow.
(PreNaNoWriMoMeetUp)
October 25th, 2009 at 9:27 am
Holy Crap you guys have been busy! I am now back on line after a clean install with Windows 7. Stepped up to 64 bit land this time. My Nvidia driver is giving me trouble.
I’ve finally caught up reading comments and….now I must run away again. Daughter has a karate tournament soonly.
CJ – my sympathies for your Gram, but I’m glad that you were able to get some closure with her.
October 25th, 2009 at 10:48 am
Ed from Texas, tell her to sweep the leg.
So, I took *did* see Zombieland instead of Paranormal Activity, and it was indeed a lot of fun. I don’t know how much further the zombie comedy can be stretched (Dead Alive, Evil Dead, Shaun of the Dead)
I also remember greatly enjoying Rendezvous with Rama about 15 years ago, but also don’t remember the refueling.
V: Weren’t there 2 miniseries? As hokey as they were, avoid the syndicated TV show at all costs.
Oh Rhett: that was me on the bridge. Sorry about the traffic jam.
October 25th, 2009 at 11:03 am
Preachy rather than peachy..um .
The refuelling happens right near the end, where Rama surrounds itself in a shield at it’s closest approach to the Sun and drains off some material from the Sum. The Endeavour is caught in the wake when Rama switches in it’s non-Newtonian drive..
October 25th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Just finished a game of Arkham Horror with my hubby. We have never managed to beat that game. So, while it’s fun, it’s also quite frustrating to play a game that seems winless.
Friends of ours want to get together and play it on Halloween. Maybe it will be easier to beat with more players, but i have my doubts.
Now to build cities.
October 25th, 2009 at 11:53 am
Oh and Fantastic Mr Fox was indeed fantastic, worth checking out.
There was a family sitting near me, and near the beginning one of the young children blurted out:
how can they talk?
A skeptic in the making…
October 25th, 2009 at 11:57 am
Is it actually winnable TEB? HP Lovecraft was infamous for unhappy endings. Maybe the designers are keeping in the spirit of the stories.. :)
October 25th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
The game is considered pretty much impossible for two players without adding some house rules. We’ve never played with more than 3 people.
Now… some lady of pain http://www.wizards.com/dnd/Article.aspx?x=dnd/toon/20090923
October 25th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Apparently it is winnable. But you’re right, it was deliberately made difficult, though.
October 25th, 2009 at 1:10 pm
I think I’m computered out. I might read for a bit.
CR: Chasing Fire – Michelle M. Welch
October 25th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Wow, quiet afternoon, is this thing on?
October 25th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
Hot mic… Hot mic… feedback.
October 25th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
[...] Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #142: Flash in the Pan, Part 3. Mongopalooza Part 2 [...]
October 25th, 2009 at 5:28 pm
http://www.jackmangan.com/2009/10/22/jack-mangans-deadpan-142-flash-in-the-pan-part-3-mongopalooza-part-2/#comment-275678
Danthol did have a comment stuck in mod. Sorry bout that! It’s free now.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Van – thanks for the heads up on the games. Now it wont be just Tia Carrere wasting all of my time.
October 25th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
“sweep the leg” … heh
October 25th, 2009 at 5:46 pm
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uFlQNtL8F9s
October 25th, 2009 at 6:22 pm
[at work rant.]
October 25th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
rat work ant.
October 25th, 2009 at 6:55 pm
Yes, yes they do.
October 25th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
My brain just melted while I was watching Yo Gabba Gabba.
October 25th, 2009 at 7:20 pm
And it melted when I realized that I was watching Yo Gabba Gabba and there were no children in the room.
October 25th, 2009 at 7:57 pm
Melt my brain: What is Yo Gabba Gabba?
October 25th, 2009 at 8:29 pm
Here’s a video snippet of the best Yo Gabba Gabba episode evar!
http://www.people.com/people/article/0,,20265490,00.html
October 25th, 2009 at 8:40 pm
I’m frightened.
October 25th, 2009 at 9:19 pm
What were those floating bulbous things a few years back, the boobahs or something? I thought they were hilarious… mostly because the boy was totally embarrassed by them. I R Evyl!
Also, the scariest thing about that was Jack Blacks highlights.
Gack.
October 25th, 2009 at 10:07 pm
http://www.boohbah.com/zone.html
October 25th, 2009 at 10:13 pm
I forgot to answer the question from earlier:
Woot.com has a color code that represents the number of purchases you’ve made. I was a happy black boxer a long time ago at 25. But then the criteria increased. I was addicted, so it did not take long to get my box back to black at 50. Of course, they increased it again.
And I’m soooo itching to get my box back. Why? Cuz Woot says I’m better than you if I have a black box. And I trust Woot.
I wish I was only being sarcastic.
October 25th, 2009 at 10:17 pm
I bet Cj is a black boxer. Or just a really lucky girl, what with the Bag of Carrots.
October 25th, 2009 at 10:29 pm
um.
I don’t get it. Black boxer?
October 25th, 2009 at 10:43 pm
When you log into Woot – what color is the little box to the right of your username? I’m a purple right now.
October 25th, 2009 at 10:50 pm
It’s green.
October 25th, 2009 at 11:00 pm
You have managed your addiction much better than I did.
Much much better, since we joined at roughly the same time.
October 25th, 2009 at 11:32 pm
Oh oh oh! I had a thought!
…and it’s gone.
Damn.
October 25th, 2009 at 11:40 pm
Goodnight thought.
October 25th, 2009 at 11:41 pm
Insomnia is teh suck.
Is anyone still up with me? I don’t want to be alone.
You know what was a great invention?
Cream cheese. It’s perfect pretty much and almost as good as sour cream.
I love sour cream.
And cream cheese.
Creamy things are good.
October 25th, 2009 at 11:58 pm
I like mozzarella.
October 26th, 2009 at 12:02 am
And muenster.
October 26th, 2009 at 12:03 am
And Gouda.
October 26th, 2009 at 12:03 am
But only cream cheese is good on bagels.
October 26th, 2009 at 12:12 am
Cream cheese with a slice of tomato and a slice of muenster on a bagel is made of win.
Little bit of salt too.
Mmm Salt bagels are made of win as well.
October 26th, 2009 at 12:19 am
Jack is my hero.
October 26th, 2009 at 12:32 am
Does one play Jack on hard mode?
October 26th, 2009 at 12:34 am
http://twitter.com/Nomad_Scry/status/5168445447
October 26th, 2009 at 12:39 am
NS: Only if one is really really REALLY lucky!
October 26th, 2009 at 12:52 am
Lucky being the operative word?
October 26th, 2009 at 1:25 am
Listening to Dead Robots’ Society with Mur & Christiana.
Unintended innuendo galore. Trying to restrain the *snert*ing.
October 26th, 2009 at 1:40 am
Morning Pan, a sleepless night is giving me the Monday morning blues, luckily I had a quiet start with the schools being off.
October 26th, 2009 at 2:26 am
Morning Van.
We have too many insomniacs. We need a special issue Deadpan of droney, boring, stultifying, sleepy-making music and monologues of dreams.
I have no idea how to make a monologue of dream.
October 26th, 2009 at 2:30 am
XKCD commemorates the day that GeoCities closes by “GeoCitifying” itself.
*sheds a tear*
October 26th, 2009 at 2:46 am
And, it’s Monday.
My daughter did well at her tournament yesterday. I’ll post video if Facebook will ever cooperate.
I spent the better part of yesterday evening fighting with Windows 7. It’s definitely an improvement over Vista, but far from perfect. I still had to fully disable UAC in order to get my Ipod to sync. I also had to disable the “glass” windows in order to keep my video driver from crashing every few seconds. Most times, it would “recover”, but every so often, it would go full blue screen. I don’t think I ever had a blue screen with Vista.
October 26th, 2009 at 3:03 am
It’s a “feature”.
October 26th, 2009 at 3:06 am
… and just so I am clear on this WOOT thing …
The WOOT faithful have managed to turn “On line shopping” into a “social media” thing, right?
October 26th, 2009 at 4:21 am
Ed from Texas: Congrats to your daughter. They’re tough things to go through at any age. Very good for her.
October 26th, 2009 at 4:36 am
DEATH TO ALL INFIDELS!
WOMEN AND CHILDREN FIRST!
October 26th, 2009 at 4:37 am
Morning Pan
Nice warm and dark morning here.
October 26th, 2009 at 4:43 am
Thanks from me too, Jack…
… Cj, why are we thanking Jack?
October 26th, 2009 at 4:45 am
I think I’m going to attack my kitchen today. Once I’m done my work I’m going to tear it apart and give it a good scrubbing.
October 26th, 2009 at 4:46 am
But first… breakfast.
October 26th, 2009 at 4:52 am
Can I be an infidel?
October 26th, 2009 at 4:53 am
It is really hard to type after wrapping my fingers together.
October 26th, 2009 at 4:54 am
Sure, Scry. But you’ll be last ;)
October 26th, 2009 at 4:55 am
There, sucked in some cereal, now chewing on a banana and looking at spreadsheets. Oh what fun.
October 26th, 2009 at 5:07 am
How dare you! I am too a woman and child!
pbbt
October 26th, 2009 at 5:08 am
Good Morning…
wow…
I am back to work…
I need to find something better…
October 26th, 2009 at 5:12 am
Really, Scry? For some reason I thought you were male. I prostrate myself before you. Please accept my deepest and humblest apologies.
October 26th, 2009 at 5:13 am
I’ll put you in the front of the line.
October 26th, 2009 at 5:15 am
Woot!
October 26th, 2009 at 5:16 am
(It’s the deep masculine voice with the high pitched cracking that confuses people…)
*snert*
October 26th, 2009 at 5:16 am
Oh, BTW.
Morning Wolf!
October 26th, 2009 at 5:26 am
Good morning Pan, third day of a 4-day weekend for me. Taking the kids to grandma & grandpa’s this noonhour, then this evening, Paul & Storm and Jonathan Coulton date with Darcy. I expect to run into HellZiggy & Hellbob, Bill Corbett of MST3K fame, and possibly John Moe (formerly of Weekend America public radio show.
October 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
morning pan, home today with 1/2 the family sick. Hope I don’t get it to
October 26th, 2009 at 5:28 am
I want a four day weekend :(
October 26th, 2009 at 5:30 am
I have some holiday time left. I think I’ll book the week of Christmas off, then I’ll have a seven day weekend :)
October 26th, 2009 at 5:32 am
Morning, Pan!
I’m home today, using up a pre-planned vacation day. Glad to have it too, because I’m still coughing from deep within those lungs.
Yanks vs. Phils. Meh.
October 26th, 2009 at 5:34 am
I’m just going to do an overall Good Morning since people are signing on fast and furious now.
Not into baseball, EssBee. Now if you want to talk about Saturday’s Calgary/Edmonton hockey game, I’m in.
October 26th, 2009 at 5:40 am
Reaper wishes he had a local hockey team to watch.
The cloeset i have is the Green Bay Gamblers or Milwaukee admirals
NHL Action is a bit to far away 4 hours to Chicago or the Twin Cities are a bit far away
October 26th, 2009 at 5:41 am
I find it hard to support a team i can’t watch on a regular basis
October 26th, 2009 at 5:43 am
reaper, sometimes the minors are just as exciting and even more so than the majors. We also have a minor league team, The Hitmen, who I’ve seen on a number of occasions. Our minor league players will go into the main area after the game and sign autographs. My daughter has a number of autographs from players who are now in the majors.
October 26th, 2009 at 5:44 am
*throws oil on the fire*
I support Team Cullen.
*cough*
October 26th, 2009 at 5:53 am
I live in a minor league town…
Well I guess I can’t say that anymore… we are getting a WNBA team…
October 26th, 2009 at 5:55 am
I had to look up Team Cullen, Scry. I think he’d cry when he received his first body check.
Calgary’s Red Mile: http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Red_mile
October 26th, 2009 at 5:56 am
Basketball…pfffft.
October 26th, 2009 at 6:00 am
I’m kidding Wolf, Scry. What ever sport makes you happy is the best sport there is.
October 26th, 2009 at 6:12 am
Bun, no problem. I sometimes enjoy playing, but I generally find watching/following sports to be … boring? Not sure exactly what word I want.
I like Pente. :D
October 26th, 2009 at 6:16 am
Good morning! I hope all you sickies and your families start getting better soon!
October 26th, 2009 at 6:17 am
NS: “Team Cullen” tee hee
October 26th, 2009 at 6:18 am
Bunny: I was just thanking Jack for being a good friend. :)
October 26th, 2009 at 6:18 am
http://wiki.answers.com/Q/What_is_the_format_of_a_synopsis
October 26th, 2009 at 6:19 am
I’m off for now. Gotta get a shower then get the kids up, washed, dressed, fed, and off to school. Then I have errands to run.
I’ll pan y’all later.
October 26th, 2009 at 6:20 am
Cj: Teehee.
LOL
October 26th, 2009 at 6:21 am
So the format of a synopsis is poor grammar?
October 26th, 2009 at 6:25 am
http://www.sfsignal.com/archives/2009/10/flash-gordon-by-queen/
October 26th, 2009 at 6:27 am
Apparently it is a verbal assault AND poor grammar.
*rolls eyes*
October 26th, 2009 at 6:36 am
We have a couple of Queen DVD’s. The Flash Gordon song is on one of them.
October 26th, 2009 at 7:17 am
Been a busy weekend. Finally checking in here…
Cj: My sympathies. I know what it feels like to loose a treasured family member. Enjoy your treasured memories and be glad that she isn’t suffering any more. Not that any of this helps, but….
October 26th, 2009 at 7:20 am
Never been a great fan of watching team sports, although will indulge when the World Cup is on.
Spotify is streaming the Flash theme to my speakers as I type.
So got a replacement 3GS from Apple, using the 3G again for a few days really shows how poor an upgrade the 3GS has been..really is a point release.
October 26th, 2009 at 7:24 am
On the phone with the phone (hold) car service place to arrange a winter check up and putting winter tires on my car. Exciting.
Pulled my stove out this morning to clean under/behind it. I really must do that more often. Yuck!
October 26th, 2009 at 7:25 am
CP: Drive Album – Robert Palmer
October 26th, 2009 at 7:37 am
Took down the curtains. Am trying to decide if I want to replace them with blinds. Blinds are easier to wipe from splash up (window by sink), but curtains are ultimately easier to clean. Simply take them down and throw them in washing machine.
hmmmm, must consult hubby on this one…
October 26th, 2009 at 7:38 am
Why for, board keeps going down? It makes bunny cry :cry:
October 26th, 2009 at 8:28 am
I finished my errands faster than expected. I even changed all my linens and have 40 minutes before I have to pick up my son.
I think I shall indulge in some “me” time.
Or I could work.
Me vs. Work.
October 26th, 2009 at 8:33 am
Definitely ME time, Cj. As the saying goes, “all work and no play…”
October 26th, 2009 at 8:35 am
CP: Working Class Hero — Green Day
October 26th, 2009 at 8:38 am
Hubby says I should get new curtains for the kitchen. The ones in there are about 15 years old so I guess it’s time. He says, we can keep the old ones and “swap them out whenever we get bored with them”.
That’s easy for him to say, he won’t be the one changing them.
October 26th, 2009 at 8:49 am
CD: Playing the violin for Mrs and Mr TEB antics.
October 26th, 2009 at 8:50 am
Hubby’s are good at that — I should know I am one as well.
October 26th, 2009 at 8:52 am
Hmmmm
Sounds like it’s curtains for TEB !
Tune in again, to see if she can escape almost certain drapery.
October 26th, 2009 at 8:54 am
I love watching the minors in hockey even the FDL Bears are fun to watch but I can’t see any team on TV on a regular basis and at $5/game/person i just can’t afford it. we try to see the Green Bay team a few times a season. The resch center is an awesome venue for games.
October 26th, 2009 at 8:54 am
I discovered that, while my stove may be on wheels, my fridge is not. No cleaning under the fridge for me. It’ll have to stay yuck.
October 26th, 2009 at 8:57 am
Good Morning, Pan!
The wife and I started watching Dexter last night.
*shudder*
It’s totally creepy… We can’t stop watching… Something must be dreadfully wrong with us…
October 26th, 2009 at 8:57 am
I suppose it could be worse. I made the curtains for three of the rooms in the house. This time I get to buy them. Although, if I don’t find any curtains I like for a price I’m willing to pay…
October 26th, 2009 at 8:58 am
Bunny: I often don’t notice when my wife changes something around the house and I at least so far haven’t told her we need a change. She tends to get sick of things much sooner then me.
October 26th, 2009 at 9:00 am
A note on V:
Does anyone else think that Independence Day (ID4) ripped off the whole “giant space ship hovering over your major population center” bit from V?
October 26th, 2009 at 9:01 am
Ack! Found an eight legged enemy in one of the storage cupboards. I guess that cupboard won’t be cleaned until after hubby gets home.
October 26th, 2009 at 9:01 am
TEB: Hrm. Curtains or Blinds… Pretty or functional… I’m a guy, and they always told me I’d go blind, so I’m thinking Curtains…
October 26th, 2009 at 9:03 am
TEB, you may want to check to see if you have one stabilizing foot under the door hinges. On my fridge that is what kept my wife from pulling out it out when we needed to de-frost it after one of the kids left the freezer door open a little.
October 26th, 2009 at 9:05 am
reaper: My husband was bad for changing furniture around. I use to work in an office and, during the summer when he was home, I would often come home to the furniture moved around.
The last time he did it though, I made him stop. He tried to move the china cabinet on his one and it fell on him. Besides breaking a number of objects, he needed stitches. – he did empty it but it fell on him and he fell backwards onto the items -. I was not happy when I got a phone call at work asking if we had any antiseptic and over sized bandages.
October 26th, 2009 at 9:05 am
one = own
reaper – I’ll wait until hubby gets home. See last post ;)
October 26th, 2009 at 9:07 am
Lejon: YES!!! that was the first thought I had saw it. I fear a new generation might get that backward…
wonder who had that idea in a book first though…
October 26th, 2009 at 9:09 am
The 2009 World Fantasy Convention Draws near!
I am attending with the wife.
We’re driving
October 26th, 2009 at 9:09 am
Bunny: good call :)
October 26th, 2009 at 9:10 am
reaper: My guess would be the V people.
Oh, and by “get that backward” do you mean “hover major population centers over giant space ships”? ’cause, that’d be cool.
October 26th, 2009 at 9:16 am
I highly recommend checking out minor league games, if you have a local team. It’s really the only affordable way to take the whole family out to a pro sports event.
Didn’t all of the “giant spaceships over the cities” stuff rip off Arthur C. Clarke?
October 26th, 2009 at 9:21 am
LJ, let me know how it is. We have a number of people going since Calgary hosted last year’s convention.
October 26th, 2009 at 9:22 am
Kitchen floor has been scrubbed. And I mean, get down on your hands and knees, type of a scrubbing.
Now I must change my clothes before I go for lunch with a friend
Later
October 26th, 2009 at 9:23 am
Lejon, that would be way cooler.
but the first thing that comes to my mind with that thought is (Thanks TD-0013) the big man eating hole on Jabba the huts home planet. wish i could remember TD-0013’s term for it
Hmmm wonder how big a funnel you would need to do that and not miss many people
October 26th, 2009 at 10:42 am
I have noticed that my podcatcher (by default iTunes) is not pulling the latest Deadpan episode…
hmmm.
October 26th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Jack check with your net person – the feed is not showing the enclosuer of the show in the feed…
October 26th, 2009 at 11:25 am
Weird. I clicked a checkbox in this post’s Edit screen. That might have fixed the problem, although I can’t explain what caused it in the first place. Thx for the headzup.
October 26th, 2009 at 11:29 am
And I saw this and thought Amy Bowen (who’s been especially quiet this week) would get a kick out of it:
http://www.pinkraygun.com/2009/10/26/free-pumpkin-carving-template-rorsharch-from-watchmen/
October 26th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Um….
http://gizmodo.com/5386637/shooting-anvils-200-feet-in-the-air
October 26th, 2009 at 11:34 am
I spent a little time playing, picked the very needy, clingy, cute boy up from school. Feeding him lunch and “focusing” on work now.
October 26th, 2009 at 11:39 am
ditto: Clearly I’m a mom. All I could think of while watching it was how badly someone would be injured if it lands on their head.
And then, he said, “We light it and make a run for it.”
I did not see him run. I saw him mosey on out of the way.
I’m thinking fun, exciting, and not altogether a very smart sport.
Then again – I did play a lot of softball and baseball myself. You know those sports where someone takes a hard ball and thwacks it as hard as they can with a bat directly into a field of 9 of their peers.
We aren’t a smart people sometimes.
October 26th, 2009 at 11:46 am
CJ – Was listening to the latest LLAP – How are the applications going for the newer model of husband?
Cough
October 26th, 2009 at 11:48 am
Well, there are a LOT of applicants, as you can imagine, but none of them have quite measured up – if you know what I mean. ;)
October 26th, 2009 at 12:01 pm
Cj: I agree. Looks like he’s aiming to remove himself from the gene pool.
October 26th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
CP: Goodbye — Save Ferris
October 26th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Spent part of the afternoon searching for curtains. Couldn’t find any I liked. Looks like I’ll end up sewing new ones.
This weekend I’ll drag hubby to the fabric store and see if there’s anything he likes.
Now to change kitty litter, take out garbage. My work is never done.
October 26th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
http://www.burbia.com/traffic-sign-dyslexia
I know some people get all defense when the “suffer” from something.
I still find dyslexia humor funny.
October 26th, 2009 at 12:40 pm
I don’t suffer from insanity…
I enjoy every minute of it!!!!!
October 26th, 2009 at 12:47 pm
CP: Christmas TV — Slow Club
October 26th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Our kids are at my folks’ place. Now we just need these last three other kids to depart, then it is across to Saint Paul to pick up our friend, then to the Guthrie for the concert.
A proper minion, I have goodies which I will give Paul & Storm after the show.
October 26th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Wolf, I’ll come watch a WNBA game with you! *swoooon*
October 26th, 2009 at 2:24 pm
TEB: Will Do. We’ve enjoyed the ones we’ve been to in the past. Of course, while I do a bit of writing, I don’t read much…
October 26th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
I’ve just caught a gaping hole in an assumption about using accelerometers to stop people from texting while driving… Must Call Technorama!
October 26th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Do you have to drive 88mph for your cellphone to work?
October 26th, 2009 at 2:34 pm
jackmangan: sometimes
October 26th, 2009 at 2:36 pm
jackmangan: but usually only if I need 1.21 gigawatts of electricity, and I’m channeling lightning. It can be complicated.
October 26th, 2009 at 2:37 pm
Great Scott!
October 26th, 2009 at 2:38 pm
Yeah. It’s heavy
October 26th, 2009 at 2:44 pm
CW: asshats screaming at each other on MSNBC
October 26th, 2009 at 2:45 pm
EssBee: Might one suggest watching asshats on a different channel?
October 26th, 2009 at 2:48 pm
On second thought, turn off the TV and read something. It’s better that way.
October 26th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Mold growing in my Jack-o-lanterns. :(
I’m going to mix up a “weak” solution of water and bleach to spray on the inside of my pumpkins in an effort to retard the funk.
Anyone know what a good dilution would be? I’ve got a 22 oz (650ml) spray bottle.
Anyone? Anyone? CJ ? Bunny?
October 26th, 2009 at 2:51 pm
Making BBQ ribs for dinner tonight.
October 26th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
J0e: Standard food-service recommends 1 tablespoon bleach to a gallon of water for use on equipment during washing.
October 26th, 2009 at 3:07 pm
Bleach-o-lanterns sounds like a fun experiment, but probably not what you were going for, J0e.
(BTW: “retard the funk” is going to be the name of our band’s first album.)
EssBee, I agree about shutting off the asshats.
October 26th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
That wasn’t in reaction to Lejon’s comment, it was just coincidental timing.
October 26th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
jackmangan: it’s ok… no one would have known. Certainly not the asshats in question.
October 26th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
TV off. Man, they are dumb. On every news channel.
I just whipped up the Chinese delivery # for dinner. Hot & sour soup sounded good on my throat, so it’s on the way.
*cough*
October 26th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Hmm… I know we used to put bleach in the Christmas tree planter when we had a cut tree. I don’t know about pumpkins. Sorry.
October 26th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Don’t know if Clarke started the vibe of giant spaceships above major cities.. But those did appear in his novel Childhood’s End.
October 26th, 2009 at 4:45 pm
Retard the Funk. I like the sounds of that.
October 26th, 2009 at 4:48 pm
http://lifehacker.com/5390086/the-master-list-of-new-windows-7-shortcuts
Good stuff for all those using Windows 7.
October 26th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
I’ll probably put off switching until some time next year. I’m never an early adopter of OS’s.
October 26th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
I will have to be on one PC I use. as an enterprise we will wait till SP 1 comes out at least.
October 26th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Retard the Funk.
Gotta tard that funk, ow.
Retard the funk.
Tard up the funk, ow.
-
Parliament/Funkadelic – Retard the Funk
October 26th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
reaper, thanks for the links!
October 26th, 2009 at 7:50 pm
The latest version of Lotus Notes is annoying.
October 26th, 2009 at 7:56 pm
I had to actually use help. Gah, that’s ridiculous.
It is actually a preference setting to get previewed files marked as read.
It’s like they are 15 years behind. The (blue wave?) was doing this with FishNet mail back then… on BBSes.
*tears out hair, stomps around*
October 26th, 2009 at 8:42 pm
I didn’t know there *was* a latest version, but then, I’ve never had to use Lotus Notes.
October 26th, 2009 at 11:12 pm
Jack, count your blessings. It’s like getting into a time machine and being sent to the ice age. It’s funny until you have to stay there.
October 26th, 2009 at 11:24 pm
Goodnight, Mammoth.
October 26th, 2009 at 11:48 pm
Brrrr.
October 27th, 2009 at 1:01 am
Morning Pan, not so much brrrrring weather today.
October 27th, 2009 at 2:23 am
Lotus Notes????? Holy cow! IBM is still putting that thing on the street?
October 27th, 2009 at 2:24 am
Well, I managed to make it till 6am without re-aggravating whatever I did to my thumb/wrist yesterday. Which means, ow ow ow.
And of course, I managed to hit the funny bone on the other arm.
ha. *not laughing*
October 27th, 2009 at 2:25 am
Ed: Yes. Unfortunately.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:12 am
Leave it to IBM to make “Annoying”, one of the preference settings for Lotus Notes.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:01 am
Good morning, fellas.
I’m back to work as usual today. Still coughing, but feeling a bit more human.
Have a wonderful day!
October 27th, 2009 at 4:03 am
Has anyone else heard the promo for Harvey? Is it just me or does it sound like a dude jerking off the sounds of a 911 call? Which makes the promo creepier than the story.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:04 am
… off TO the sounds …
October 27th, 2009 at 4:30 am
Harvey doesn’t interest me. I guess I’m very particular.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:39 am
Morning from damp dark Calgary, y’all!
October 27th, 2009 at 4:43 am
Talk about stupidity. In a city of a million people they only opened four clinics
http://www.calgarysun.com/news/alberta/2009/10/26/11531786.html
October 27th, 2009 at 4:53 am
NS I haven’t listened to it. I usually don’t bother. I have enough time for listening that if I waist a few hours listening to a bad book I don’t really mind.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:10 am
Null – I wouldn’t say you’re particular so much as I have nearly no standards.
reaper – you sound even worse than me. Ouch.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:41 am
Nomad – I don’t know from “Harvey”.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:43 am
EssBee – good to hear you’re up and around. Make sure you cough on anything that is going to the Overlords of Evil Inc.
October 27th, 2009 at 6:05 am
NS i think you are right. as long as a book finishes i’ll listen. i have finished books i disliked because i had next to nothing in the queue. I’m also not big on music like i used to be. i get enough music to satisfy me while my wife is cooking.
October 27th, 2009 at 6:11 am
because I was at home yesterday I’m now at work trying to do 5 things at once and not getting any headway on any of them…
one at a time no bus loads today…
October 27th, 2009 at 6:36 am
I am filled with geek glee.
My copy of the next volume in the Wheel of Time just arrived.
I have 4 days to read 784 pages before NaNo starts.
Uh, so… yeah, have fun yall, I’ll see you when I surface.
whee hee!
October 27th, 2009 at 7:07 am
CP: Bad Education (No Context Remix) — Tilly & The Wall
October 27th, 2009 at 7:18 am
Go for launch.
Looks like NASA has just resumed the countdown for the ARIES test rocket.
In 4 minutes we may be making a giant leap backwards to the Apollo era!
October 27th, 2009 at 7:21 am
Wow. I’m amazed that people still believe that coding as fast as you can without thinking about what you are doing is a good idea.
October 27th, 2009 at 7:24 am
CP: Feel It — Jakalope
October 27th, 2009 at 7:28 am
Awwwww.
Scrubbed! They decidede that the winds would pick up again before they could launch.
So I guess now they are “go” for lunch .
October 27th, 2009 at 7:29 am
ditto – I have always been appalled at management that preached – “Done” is better than “Good”.
October 27th, 2009 at 7:35 am
Joe: I think their definition of “done” isn’t the same as mine. Some of them seem to be OK with “done but extremely buggy” and I’m not. Still, I agree there is a balance. To paraphrase a good boss of mine: “First, get it done. Then get it done nice. After that, you can worry about making it pretty.”
October 27th, 2009 at 7:49 am
So if you liked the song “RE: Your Brain” I think you’ll get a kick out of the free Six String Bliss album “Scales of Horror!”
http://www.sixstringbliss.com
October 27th, 2009 at 7:51 am
Hello, Pan! I am jumping in without having read the comments so far this week. Did I miss anything important and/or specifically addressed to me?
Today’s agenda: clean house, study, prepare for Nanowrimo, watch last week’s “House” via Hulu.
October 27th, 2009 at 7:57 am
So did anyone else catch “Malcolm Reynolds” on “Castle” last night? The writers really through out a lot bones for geeks.
October 27th, 2009 at 8:07 am
We won’t be watching Castle until tomorrow, Rhett.
Hi Amy!
October 27th, 2009 at 8:11 am
I won’t spoil it for you then EssBee. :) Look for the geek shoutouts though.
October 27th, 2009 at 8:29 am
We’ll be catching Castle off the DVR tonight as well. After last week’s preview, my wife and I were thinking it would be cool for him to go in a “Captain Hammer” costume. Sounds like we may get our wish, at least in spirit.
Castle is just a great show.
October 27th, 2009 at 8:33 am
Nomad Scry: I read the first Wheel of Time book. I liked it a lot. This is back when he had maybe four books out for the series. I’ve been told that they get very political and dry. Thus I have not been overly eager to continue the series. How do you find the series thus far?
October 27th, 2009 at 8:36 am
Hi, TEB! :-)
Off to start my day.
October 27th, 2009 at 8:42 am
You’re really in trouble if the software is “done but extremely dune buggy.”
October 27th, 2009 at 9:16 am
JØ: Wheel of Time started off really slow for me, got good at the end of book one. That carried over until about book 7, but things began bogging down, Book 10 had GALACIAL movement (900 pages, 1 week of world time – could have gotten by with the first 2 and last 2 chapters).
I’m looking forward to Sanderson’s sequels, but not enough to be an early adopter.
October 27th, 2009 at 9:29 am
CP: Poison Apple — Popup
October 27th, 2009 at 9:30 am
Jack: I think that’s how The Presidents of the United States of America write code. ;)
October 27th, 2009 at 9:34 am
Hits a little too close to home:
http://www.theonion.com/content/news/report_90_of_waking_hours_spent
October 27th, 2009 at 9:43 am
Going to watch Castle as I get my tea.
October 27th, 2009 at 9:50 am
Lejon: Thanks for your input.
Am I the only one that does an eyeball double-take, reading JØ as J/O?
I’ll get my qwerty.
October 27th, 2009 at 9:52 am
Jack: I have to agree.
October 27th, 2009 at 10:28 am
That Onion article made me kind of sad. I need to go outside and smell some flowers or something.
October 27th, 2009 at 10:35 am
I was tipped off to this by the Caffination Podcast:
http://goldenagecomicbookstories.blogspot.com/2009/10/edgar-allan-poe-portrait-of-poe-by.html
October 27th, 2009 at 12:08 pm
CP: Help I’m Alive — Metric
October 27th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
chocolate
October 27th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
I didn’t even know there was a woot off going on.
October 27th, 2009 at 12:29 pm
Wow.
I blew off everything today to work on a Freeze Ray.
I just got on a creative roll. I’ll pay for it but sometimes you just have to “make”.
October 27th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
I just want to STOP… the world.
October 27th, 2009 at 12:39 pm
If you stop the world, I want to get off.
October 27th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
CP: Last of the Big Game Hunters — The Barstool Prophets
October 27th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Jack: Just did a search for my name and saw your link to the Rorschach pumpkin-carving template. I did get a kick out of it! :-)
J0e: I know the feeling of being on a creative roll. It’s a great high, but sometimes other responsibilities suffer for it.
October 27th, 2009 at 1:48 pm
J0e: A Freeze Ray? What happened to the Death Ray? The Shrink Ray? The Manta Ray? The Nude Bomb? How are you ever going to conquer the world if you don’t stick to one evil invention?
October 27th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
The Nude Bomb.
I remember that.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
I was really hoping for some sharks with fricken laser beams on their heads. Is that so much to ask for?
October 27th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
zip it
Ladies and gentlemen of the jury, ex-zip-it A.
Look! I’m “Zippy” Longstocking!
When a problem comes along, you must zip it!
October 27th, 2009 at 3:44 pm
I’ve lost my will to be witty and/or intelligent.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
NS: Which WOT book are you currently reading? Love those books. I love GRR Martin’s series even more, but I do love the Jordan series.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Deadpan: where wit and intelligence go to die.
Forget “Deadpan is the way”… I think we have a new slogan.
October 27th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
“Deadpan is the . . . huh?”
October 27th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
http://www.neatorama.com/2009/10/26/10-neat-facts-about-spongebob-squarepants/
saw this article and thought of my favorite deadpan song
the part that gets me every time is:
I can here you…
i i captain… god asshole…
October 27th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Deadpan has sharks with fricken’ lasers on there heads?
Would you like to have a suckle of my “zipple”
October 27th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Maybe they where just ill-tempered sea bass
October 27th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
Well Win7 installation appears to have went fine, I’ve now entered the 64bit age.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:27 pm
http://img44.imageshack.us/img44/5376/ifcatscouldtalk.jpg
good cat humor? don’t have a cat myself only a dog. I thing for a dog the love and disappointment would be switched but of course the cheeseburger would be bigger
October 27th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
That is exactly what cats are thinking, reaper.
That Spongebob Deadpan bit was created by Chris Malysiak, aka Big Chowder, of the pod-faded Chowder Radio podcast. He also created the DMX Deadpan bumper. Funny guy.
October 27th, 2009 at 4:42 pm
now there is something I forgot about AKA names…
October 27th, 2009 at 5:37 pm
The cheeseburger would be bigger.
Apparently I’m in echo mode today.
October 27th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Night Pan, Time to get some NyQuil endued sleep… I hate colds
Parting thought The cheeseburger would be bigger…
do with that what you will ;)
October 27th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
The size of the burger doesn’t really matter that much if it’s heated properly.
October 27th, 2009 at 6:05 pm
I’ll never understand why people order their burgers well-done.
October 27th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
Personally, I don’t like my meat to be overcooked.
October 27th, 2009 at 6:06 pm
That is definitely what my cat says.
October 27th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
I like mine rare and juicy with some spice.
And a slice of cheese on top.
mmmmmm
October 27th, 2009 at 6:07 pm
Toasted buns are nice.
October 27th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
Cj, are we still talking about burgers?
October 27th, 2009 at 6:25 pm
I was talking about burgers. Yes.
Honest :?
October 27th, 2009 at 6:32 pm
Well, we’re due to have 4 inches of snow on the ground by morning. Just a wonderful time for the new Evil, Inc. merged execs to come together in Denver. Fantastic.
October 27th, 2009 at 7:17 pm
Really cool* video animation of how viruses multiply:
http://www.npr.org/templates/story/story.php?storyId=114075029&ps=cprs
*This is the kind of video that some people will think is really cool, and others will think is totally gross.
October 27th, 2009 at 7:19 pm
It was a good evening. Got to visit with an old friend, have some beer, and play trivia.
October 27th, 2009 at 7:31 pm
I’m baking a pumpkin cake of my own invention.
I have all this pumpkin… I already made pancakes with it… and pumpkin creamcheese topping… It was time for cake.
October 27th, 2009 at 7:33 pm
Cj: That sounds yummy. We made apple betty at our house today, because we had a lot of apples we wanted to get rid of.
October 27th, 2009 at 7:42 pm
I don’t think I could eat something named Betty with or without apples…
Then again.. I suppose it would depend on the Betty.
(Sorry for going there, Amy :oops:)
October 27th, 2009 at 7:43 pm
Maybe tonight I’m to commentative.
I don’t even think that’s a word.
October 27th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
Maybe someone should put my fingers in a restrainer. You know… to restrain them.
I’m out of control. Or rather, my fingers are out of control.
October 27th, 2009 at 7:44 pm
I blame Jack.
And I am NOT posting too quickly… you are just accepting too slowly.
dammit.
October 27th, 2009 at 7:45 pm
Maybe that pumpkin was fermented.
October 27th, 2009 at 7:46 pm
Betty gone to your head? :)
October 27th, 2009 at 7:53 pm
Silence. :(
October 27th, 2009 at 7:58 pm
Sorry, I was sucked into WoW for a moment there. My oven is dinging.
Betty? Head?
What?
October 27th, 2009 at 7:59 pm
Me and the wife will probably be giving WoW a try next week.
October 27th, 2009 at 8:04 pm
Do you have friends to play with or would you like my server information?
October 27th, 2009 at 8:05 pm
Sure.
October 27th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
Watching SGU ep 1. Pretty enjoyable so far.
October 27th, 2009 at 8:08 pm
I think I’ll have to finish it tomorrow.
Night pan.
October 27th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
Server is Eitrigg – Alliance
I’m a gnome warlock named Xarnya and a Night Elf Rogue named Kyzzi.
Dan is a Dwarf Pally named Danthol
Woo hoo! Msg us when you are on!
October 27th, 2009 at 8:09 pm
I’m also a nerd.
October 27th, 2009 at 8:45 pm
Watched “Tank Man” tonight. A “Frontline” show from 2006.
Fascinating.
One of the most ironic things was watching congress rake Yahoo and Google over the coals for helping the Chinese Government censor and spy on their own people … while ( NOW we know) at that very time, OUR OWN government was conducting secret wiretaps on OUR OWN citizens and coercing American phone companies to hand them private phone records of US citizens.
Glass houses and throwing stones and all that.
October 27th, 2009 at 8:46 pm
Goodnight Pumpkin
October 27th, 2009 at 11:43 pm
Goodnight, Smashing Pumpkins.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:36 am
Insomnia!
LOL, Cj.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:58 am
Apparently my body thinks sleep is over rated. I beg to differ.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:52 am
morning pan just started listening to AnonTime i don’t recommend it. The sound quality is bad the first 3 parts are like a greeting card to is wife and he used big words that are very unnecessary. to top it all off the he stumbles when he reads. oh ya almost forgot the book also isn’t that interesting.
October 28th, 2009 at 4:33 am
Deadpan — Funnier than a lobster in your shorts.
Deadpan — Juxtaposition of words.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:10 am
Deadpan – Lives in a pineapple under the see.
Deadpan – Knows where the bodies are buried.
Deadpan – The cheeseburger would be bigger.
Deadpan – That is exactly what cats are thinking.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:29 am
Deadpan – WTF!
October 28th, 2009 at 5:47 am
Morning Pan!
Running late this morning. Sometimes that’s a good think.
Wow, Cj was busy last night.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:56 am
Oh BTW, Jack. I have to go downtown tomorrow morning so you won’t get show notes until closer to lunch time.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:57 am
Hubby finally left. Now to put some clothes on (showered already) and make some breakfast. Maybe toast and eggs.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:59 am
Deadpan – Some Assembly required.
October 28th, 2009 at 6:00 am
One more thing before I go.
Wolf, sorry if it takes me a while to answer you. Sometimes your e-mails end up in my spam filter.
now…foooooooood
October 28th, 2009 at 6:01 am
Deadpan – This may sting a bit.
October 28th, 2009 at 6:02 am
Deadpan – Batteries not included
October 28th, 2009 at 6:12 am
Deadpan – May contain nuts.
October 28th, 2009 at 6:15 am
good one van!!!
Deadpan – We bring good things to life
October 28th, 2009 at 6:15 am
Deadpan: No innuendo implied
October 28th, 2009 at 6:16 am
Deadpan – designed by computers, built by robots, delivered by Italians.
October 28th, 2009 at 6:16 am
Cj, I was thinking about March. Even if Jack does want to go to another even, we don’t actually need him. You and I are perfectly capable of partying ourselves
October 28th, 2009 at 6:19 am
Extra kudos points if you get the BBC series that was nicked from.
October 28th, 2009 at 6:23 am
I guess I don’t get the bonus points Van :(
October 28th, 2009 at 6:29 am
Deadpan – enough of this silliness…
October 28th, 2009 at 6:30 am
Downloading episode 1 of Theme and Variations as we speak
October 28th, 2009 at 6:38 am
Deadpan – … and you were expecting … what?
October 28th, 2009 at 6:39 am
Deadpan – Yes, we DO have a problem.
October 28th, 2009 at 6:46 am
Deadpan – not suitable for the under 65s.
October 28th, 2009 at 6:48 am
Deadpan – Are you kidding ? We’d be suprised if it didn’t leave a mark
October 28th, 2009 at 6:51 am
Deadpan – It rubs the lotion on it’s skin …
October 28th, 2009 at 6:51 am
Deadpan – Yes we went there.
October 28th, 2009 at 6:54 am
Deadpan – starving zombies since 2006
October 28th, 2009 at 6:56 am
Deadpan – The second it stops, you run. JUST RUN !
October 28th, 2009 at 6:57 am
Deadpan – the answer may (or may not) be 42.
October 28th, 2009 at 6:59 am
Deadpan – AKA The #1 Adrien Zmed fan club.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:00 am
Morning.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:00 am
Deadpan – annoying God since 4004BC.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:00 am
Deadpan — The #1 Kill Adrien Zmed fan club. ;)
October 28th, 2009 at 7:01 am
Deadpan — Confusing people for god knows how long.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:01 am
Deadpan — The ADD… SQUIRREL!!!!
October 28th, 2009 at 7:04 am
Deadpan – more weird than Picasso on dope.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:06 am
Deadpan — more disturbing then Dali.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:07 am
Deadpan — By the way, which one’s Pink?
October 28th, 2009 at 7:10 am
Deadpan – The snake to your mongoose or is it…
October 28th, 2009 at 7:17 am
Talk about photo whiplash:
http://photography.nationalgeographic.com/staticfiles/NGS/Shared/StaticFiles/Photography/Images/POD/m/mayflower-ship-ny-stewart-707610-102809-xl.jpg
October 28th, 2009 at 7:19 am
Free Mojo Nixon songs at Amazon:
http://www.amazon.com/gp/product/B000QKA298?ie=UTF8&tag=ugoeigo-20&linkCode=as2&camp=1789&creative=390957&creativeASIN=B000QKA298
October 28th, 2009 at 7:20 am
Deadpan — Elvis is not here
October 28th, 2009 at 7:23 am
Deadpan – the weapon of choice for Elder Gods.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:26 am
Deadpan – Providing the “Public Option” since 2006.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:32 am
Deadpan – Not as cliquey as people think
October 28th, 2009 at 7:33 am
Deadpan – we have creamsicles
October 28th, 2009 at 7:33 am
Deadpan – Providing Oo-mox since 2006
October 28th, 2009 at 7:35 am
Good morning.
Oh what a packed and busy day I have ahead of me:
Volunteering in my daughters class in about 1/2 hour.
Then preparing for my job interview this afternoon – this is the job I want. Wish me luck!
Then taking the kids to a fall festival tonight in their Halloween Costumes.
I’d better charge my batteries – and the ones that go in my camera too!
October 28th, 2009 at 7:36 am
Good luck, Cj. I have all my extremities crossed for you.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:38 am
Deadpan – More fun than a giant one-eyed squid
October 28th, 2009 at 7:39 am
Deadpan — Wishing Cj luck
October 28th, 2009 at 7:41 am
Deadpan — More fun than a peg leg in a blender
October 28th, 2009 at 7:45 am
Deadpan – It won’t blend!
October 28th, 2009 at 7:48 am
Deadpan – It floats!
October 28th, 2009 at 7:53 am
Deadpan — It’s in the trees! It’s coming!!
October 28th, 2009 at 7:58 am
Deadpan – the same thing we do every week Try to take over the world
October 28th, 2009 at 8:14 am
Deadpan – Yes, we’ve tried cutting the power. IT’S JUST NOT WORKING!
October 28th, 2009 at 8:17 am
Deadpan – it goes to 11….no wait, that’s some other podcast.
October 28th, 2009 at 8:17 am
Deadpan – now with extra garlic salt
October 28th, 2009 at 8:18 am
Alright, Van, stop torturing me – that one you posted earlier sounds awfully familiar, but i can’t come up with the source.
October 28th, 2009 at 8:19 am
Deadpan – we know nipples
October 28th, 2009 at 8:20 am
Best wishes on your interview, CJ.
October 28th, 2009 at 8:21 am
Deadpan – now with extra nether-worldly garlic salt.
October 28th, 2009 at 8:31 am
Deadpan – on through the nether
October 28th, 2009 at 8:31 am
Deadpan – killer of brutals!
October 28th, 2009 at 8:32 am
Deadpan – killer of the English language.
October 28th, 2009 at 8:36 am
Deadpan – You’ll laugh until you cough
…… did I get boxed out of the March get-together??
October 28th, 2009 at 8:42 am
I love the smell of Deadpan in the morning.
October 28th, 2009 at 8:49 am
Deadpan – just switch the polarity
October 28th, 2009 at 8:53 am
Deadpan – You just stepped in it.
October 28th, 2009 at 8:59 am
Jack FTW!
October 28th, 2009 at 9:01 am
Morning, Pan!
Deadpan: Live from a grassy knoll
October 28th, 2009 at 9:01 am
Deadpan – Wont pull seasoning from your food.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:02 am
Deadpan – Makers of zombie fish since 2008
October 28th, 2009 at 9:08 am
Deadpan – Checking your taint since 2006.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:11 am
Deadpan – better cast than a Disney movie.
Hell Deadpan – better cast than a (insert Adjective here) movie.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:11 am
that just taint right… maybe…
October 28th, 2009 at 9:11 am
Deadpan: No, we weren’t aware you could use that as an alternate meaning for “penis”. Honest.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:14 am
Deadpan – goes down smoothly.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:14 am
Darn. I’m all entendre this morning.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:16 am
Deadpan – is for life and not just for Christmas.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:16 am
Deadpan: This time it’s impersonal.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:17 am
Deadpan: Just add alcohol.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:18 am
before I answer Ed, did you ever get those Fiat ads in North American, the ones showing cars being built by robots all along the production line untouched by human hands to the sound of opera?
October 28th, 2009 at 9:18 am
Deadpan – won’t be back after the music.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:20 am
Deadpan: No, seriously.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:20 am
Deadpan – makes the Thursday commute worthwhile.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:21 am
Deadpan: The Kojak’s Lollipop of podcasting.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:22 am
Deadpan — We. Don’t talk. Like. Kirk.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:22 am
Deadpan — We put the dead in the pan.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:22 am
OK. Somebody come up with a different meme. I don’t have any idea what that last one meant.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:23 am
Deadpan — Excuse me while I whip this out.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:24 am
Deadpan — We beat the crap out of memes.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:25 am
Deadpan – home of Really Big Things.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:26 am
Deadpan: Knitting French Blinds since 2009.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:26 am
Deadpan – Doesn’t want to sing the lumberjack song.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:27 am
Deadpan – Too cool for a Wikipedia entry (need reference).
October 28th, 2009 at 9:27 am
Deadpan: We’ll get around to burying the horse.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:27 am
I believe:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O7eCUEfb7U0
The punchline is at the end.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:29 am
Deadpan: It’s not just for virgins anymore.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:29 am
Deadpan – more surreal than a dolphin in a desert.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:29 am
Deadpan – Greasing your nipples since 2006.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:30 am
Deadpan – My god, it’s full of stars.
OK, I love this meme, but I’m gonna go sit on the sidelines for a few.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:30 am
Deadpan – not available in dimension X
October 28th, 2009 at 9:31 am
Deadpan: No-holds-barred noodle-flogging
October 28th, 2009 at 9:33 am
Deadpan: Try the Tofu, we’ll be here all week.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:33 am
Deadpan – good for getting your balls out of a corner
October 28th, 2009 at 9:33 am
Deadpan – way motherfucking the is
October 28th, 2009 at 9:34 am
Deadpan – the laxative of podcasts.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:34 am
Deadpan – continuing the floggings till moral improves.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:35 am
Deadpan – the home of bad billiard jokes.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:35 am
Deadpan, Deadpan is what bwings us togevah to-day..
October 28th, 2009 at 9:36 am
Deadpan: Malkovich Malkovich, Malkovich.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:38 am
Deadpan – The smerfyest podcast ever!
October 28th, 2009 at 9:39 am
Deadpan – ???????? ???????? Motherfucking
October 28th, 2009 at 9:39 am
Deadpan – can’t handle the Cyrillic alphabet
October 28th, 2009 at 9:42 am
Deadpan: Not nearly the bunch of wankers we could be.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:43 am
Deadpan: That bwessed awangement, that dweam wiffin a dweam
October 28th, 2009 at 9:44 am
Deadpan – killing braincells so you don’t have to
October 28th, 2009 at 9:46 am
Deadpan: You bag it, we tag it.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:51 am
Deadpan: We don’t make crop-circles. We make crop-circles better.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:51 am
Deadpan — yare yare
October 28th, 2009 at 9:51 am
Deadpan — the safe alternative to mind altering drugs
October 28th, 2009 at 9:51 am
Deadpan – Sorry mam, it’s just my job.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:52 am
Deadpan — the site your mother warned you about
October 28th, 2009 at 9:52 am
Deadpan — who’s on first?
October 28th, 2009 at 9:54 am
Deadpan: Your momma always told you to watch out for shows like it.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:54 am
Deadpan – Do you mind, if we dance, wit yo date?
October 28th, 2009 at 9:54 am
Deadpan – whats on second…
October 28th, 2009 at 9:54 am
Deadpan – size really does matter.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:56 am
Deadpan: Sehr Güt!
October 28th, 2009 at 9:57 am
Deadpan – just what you need on a moonlit night at the graveyard.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:58 am
Deadpan: Now available in Sponge, Tumeric, and Lysol!
October 28th, 2009 at 9:58 am
Deadpan — Standard.
October 28th, 2009 at 9:59 am
Deadpan: Did you get that thing I sent ya?
October 28th, 2009 at 10:00 am
Deadpan – We’d recommend you brace for impact.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:02 am
Deadpan – It’s the Charlie Browniest.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:04 am
Deadpan – just don’t scratch.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:04 am
Deadpan – apply directly to the forehead. Deadpan – apply directly to the forehead. Deadpan – apply directly to the forehead. Deadpan – apply directly to the forehead. Deadpan – apply directly to the forehead. Deadpan – apply directly to the forehead. Deadpan – apply directly to the forehead. Deadpan – apply directly to the forehead.
(That’s a spoiler for a future 20-second Deadpan bit, btw)
October 28th, 2009 at 10:04 am
Deadpan – can be used as a flotation device.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:05 am
Dammit, Jack – I was just about to drop that one! :)
October 28th, 2009 at 10:05 am
Deadpan – we’re movin’ on up!
October 28th, 2009 at 10:05 am
Deadpan – To the moon, Alice!
October 28th, 2009 at 10:06 am
Deadpan – Yabba Dabba Doo!
October 28th, 2009 at 10:06 am
Deadpan – When you’re here, you’re family!
October 28th, 2009 at 10:07 am
Deadpan – is the ink, you are the pen.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:07 am
Deadpan – kewl hwhip!
October 28th, 2009 at 10:07 am
Sorry, Ed :)
Deadpan – You’re going to need a bigger boat.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:08 am
Deadpan – do not taunt happy fun Deadpan.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:08 am
Deadpan – All this has happened before and will happen again.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:08 am
Deadpan – Finger-Lickin’ Good
October 28th, 2009 at 10:10 am
Deadpan – The wheel turns, ages pass…
October 28th, 2009 at 10:10 am
Deadpan – just when you thought it was safe to go back in the water.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:11 am
Deadpan – The Pancake is a lie
October 28th, 2009 at 10:11 am
Deadpan – it’s just not that into you
October 28th, 2009 at 10:11 am
Deadpan – All this has happened before and will happen again.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Deadpan – We are not Deadpan.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Deadpan – the freshmaker
October 28th, 2009 at 10:12 am
Deadpan – Deja Vu all over again.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:13 am
@CJ – LOL!!!!
October 28th, 2009 at 10:13 am
Deadpan – Best way to where out your F5 key!
October 28th, 2009 at 10:13 am
Deadpan – Don’t hate us because we’re beautiful
October 28th, 2009 at 10:13 am
Deadpan – Bags fly free!
October 28th, 2009 at 10:14 am
Deadpan – I shot J.R.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:14 am
Deadpan is……PEOPLE!
October 28th, 2009 at 10:14 am
Deadpan – Working toward 1000 nipples with less than 13 hours to go.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:15 am
Deadpan – come out to play-ee-ay!!
October 28th, 2009 at 10:15 am
Deadpan – lets your fingers do the walking
October 28th, 2009 at 10:15 am
Deadpan – Can we build it? Yes we can!
October 28th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Deadpan – The force is strong with this one.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Deadpan know nipples. (queue bad porno music)
October 28th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Deadpan – Father, the Sleeper has awakened!
October 28th, 2009 at 10:16 am
Deadpan – it kinda bends to the left
October 28th, 2009 at 10:17 am
Alright, I gotta put the nose back on the grindstone. Them boogers won’t pick themselves, you know.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:17 am
One more, then I’m really closing the browser…
Deadpan – I got nothin’
October 28th, 2009 at 10:18 am
Deadpan – is like a box of chocolates
October 28th, 2009 at 10:19 am
Deadpan – Smart parents will teach their kids that 2 plus 2 equals “what ever the hell Deadpan says it equals”.
I think i’m grabbing from the same box jack was before…
October 28th, 2009 at 10:19 am
Deadpan – wearing nothing but a trenchcoat.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:20 am
Deadpan – It’s alive! ALIVE!
October 28th, 2009 at 10:22 am
Deadpan: Be careful, it spits.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:22 am
Deadpan – knows what that ruined Statue of Liberty means.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:23 am
Deadpan: Whoa!
October 28th, 2009 at 10:23 am
Deadpan – AHHH ahhh, savior of the universe.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:23 am
Deadpan – knows what you did last summer…
October 28th, 2009 at 10:24 am
Deadpan – You are in a maze of twisty passages, all alike.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:24 am
Deadpan: Where lycanthropes fear no evil
October 28th, 2009 at 10:25 am
Deadpan – found its thrill on Blueberry Hill
October 28th, 2009 at 10:25 am
Deadpan: The Internet stops here, occasionally.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:25 am
Deadpan – making spreadsheets sexy
October 28th, 2009 at 10:26 am
Deadpan: Over 0.0000002 billion served.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:27 am
Deadpan motherfucker, do you speak it???
October 28th, 2009 at 10:28 am
Deadpan: Yeah, there are bunnies. So, sue us.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:28 am
Deadpan – very interesting
October 28th, 2009 at 10:29 am
Deadpan – All this has happened before and will happen again.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:30 am
Deadpan – No soup for you!
October 28th, 2009 at 10:30 am
Justa J0e: I was considering going there again!
October 28th, 2009 at 10:30 am
Deadpan – Strange things are afoot at the Circle K.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:31 am
Deadpan – The alpha and the omega
October 28th, 2009 at 10:31 am
Deadpan – the website that goes down more times than a cheap hooker.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:32 am
Deadpan – with Retsin.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:32 am
Deadpan – Still just hanging outside the quick stop.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:33 am
Deadpan. Marge, I soaked in it!
October 28th, 2009 at 10:33 am
So I’ve heard.
Cough
October 28th, 2009 at 10:36 am
Deadpan – but, our princess is in another castle!
October 28th, 2009 at 10:38 am
My son’s allergies are off the hook today. I gave him some children’s claritin. I hope it helps. I feel so bad for him. Red eyes, runny nose.. blechhhh!
October 28th, 2009 at 10:39 am
Deadpan – The hero of Hyrule
October 28th, 2009 at 10:41 am
Deadpan: Do you want to come back to my place, bouncy bouncy? I am no longer infected.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:44 am
Deadpan: a close talker
October 28th, 2009 at 10:45 am
ZP sheds a tear for not liking Brutal Legend:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1044-Brutal-Legend
October 28th, 2009 at 10:45 am
Deadpan: It’s not a flaw, it’s a feature.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:47 am
Deadpan – where YOU can watch a wolf and bunny flirt.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:47 am
Deadpan: It’s good for the environment, and OK for you.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:48 am
Deadpan – where loose lips sink ships.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Off to lunch –
Deadpan: now with fewer calories
October 28th, 2009 at 10:49 am
Deadpan – why can’t it quit you?
October 28th, 2009 at 10:50 am
Deadpan – do you want to play a game?
October 28th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Deadpan – better than a nicotine patch.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:51 am
Deadpan – Isn’t it.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Deadpan – it’s not too bitter, it’s not too sweet.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Deadpan – That’s a lotta nuts!
October 28th, 2009 at 10:52 am
Deadpan – You can’t have Deadpan without cool hhwhip!
October 28th, 2009 at 10:53 am
Deadpan – won’t taser your bro.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:53 am
Deadpan – Sorry…
October 28th, 2009 at 10:54 am
Deadpan – it drips Jack.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:54 am
Deadpan – No I’m not sorry!!!!
October 28th, 2009 at 10:54 am
Deadpan – means you never have to say sorry.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Deadpan – not going to jail for you an anybody!
October 28th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Deadpan – black and white and read all over
October 28th, 2009 at 10:55 am
Deadpan – Nobody puts Deadpan in the corner.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Deadpan – if you cut it then it will bleed.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Deadpan – thought it had mono but turns out it was just really bored
October 28th, 2009 at 10:56 am
Deadpan – Never trust a big butt and a smile.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:57 am
Deadpan – is the sauce of a river of whit.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:57 am
Deadpan – is mental. get the net.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:57 am
Deadpan – A fully functionally babe laier
October 28th, 2009 at 10:57 am
Deadpan – it’s good to want things
October 28th, 2009 at 10:59 am
Deadpan – more cunning than a fox, more sneaky than a snake, and as prickly as a porcupine.
October 28th, 2009 at 10:59 am
Deadpan — Better than a boot to the head
October 28th, 2009 at 10:59 am
Deadpan — Would streak if it could
October 28th, 2009 at 10:59 am
Deadpan – Sez he’s just a friend.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:00 am
Deadpan – the place you can swooooon safely.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:00 am
Deadpan — We aren’t a clique, we are a cult.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:00 am
Deadpan – better than a poke in the eye with a pointed stick.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:01 am
Deadpan
one of us
one of us
one of us
October 28th, 2009 at 11:01 am
Deadpan – This will likely end very, very badly.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:01 am
Deadpan – failed its comedy saving throw.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:01 am
Deadpan – NOT replacing the L with a N in cult.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Deadpan — keeping the AI that runs the Internet entertained since 2006. Otherwise it would just nuke us all from orbit.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Deadpan – is the light at the end of the tunnel.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:02 am
Deadpan — Uniting the world because we can.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:03 am
Deadpan — the cult of personality
October 28th, 2009 at 11:04 am
Deadpan – untieing the shoelaces of life.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:05 am
Deadpan – trying not to run out of steam.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:05 am
Deadpan – The cheese all got stuck to the box lid, but it’s still pretty good.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:07 am
Deadpan — better than cold pizza
October 28th, 2009 at 11:08 am
Deadpan — Jack is the key master
October 28th, 2009 at 11:08 am
Deadpan – The sponge worthy podcast!
October 28th, 2009 at 11:09 am
Deadpan – No, that’s not it.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:11 am
Deadpan – doesn’t go on the hips no matter how many times you listen.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:11 am
Deadpan — If you don’t eat yer meat, you can’t have any pudding. How can you
have any pudding if you don’t eat yer meat?
October 28th, 2009 at 11:11 am
Deadpan – Bring on the oral sex!
(It’s a Monty Python reference…… cough……)
October 28th, 2009 at 11:11 am
Deadpan — It’s got a beat but I can’t dance to it
October 28th, 2009 at 11:12 am
Deadpan — Apparent home of bad lungs
October 28th, 2009 at 11:12 am
Deadpan – is cooler than fuck.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Deadpan – It’s got huge tracts of land!
October 28th, 2009 at 11:13 am
Deadpan – ….
(distracted by Jack talking about oral sex)
October 28th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Deadpan – Wait, I can explain.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Deadpan — Home of the best podcast palooza.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:14 am
Deadpan — No matter where you go, there you are.
And yes, we go there.
*cough*
October 28th, 2009 at 11:15 am
Deadpan – nudge, nudge, wink, wink, knows what you mean.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:15 am
Deadpan — say no more, say no more
October 28th, 2009 at 11:18 am
Deadpan – boldly goes no podcasts has gone before.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:18 am
Deadpan — I suggest we launch a probe, Captain!
October 28th, 2009 at 11:19 am
+where
October 28th, 2009 at 11:19 am
Deadpan – Contact your doctor if you have a Deadpan lasting more than 4 hours.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:20 am
Deadpan – knows where it’s coat is.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:22 am
Deadpan – snaps, crackles, and pops
October 28th, 2009 at 11:22 am
Deadpan – You can’t get there from here.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:23 am
Deadpan – Because I’m worth it
October 28th, 2009 at 11:26 am
Deadpan – knows where the honey is.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:27 am
Deadpan – really really really wants to zig a zag ahhh
October 28th, 2009 at 11:29 am
Deadpan – won’t try and sell you a Dead Parrot.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:30 am
Deadpan – Will awaken from its deathlike slumber to enslave humanity.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:31 am
Deadpan – more mellow than yellow.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:33 am
Deadpan – knows the way to San Jose
October 28th, 2009 at 11:33 am
Deadpan – When asked: I there a God? Replies: there is now..
October 28th, 2009 at 11:34 am
Deadpan – looks like a monkey and smells like one too
October 28th, 2009 at 11:34 am
+s?
October 28th, 2009 at 11:35 am
Deadpan – goes to candy mountain
October 28th, 2009 at 11:36 am
(You guys are seriously a hilarious bunch of people.)
Deadpan – Not nearly as enjoyable as Swedish massage, but still pretty good.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:36 am
Deadpan – shook me all night long
October 28th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Deadpan — Has the biggest balls of them all
October 28th, 2009 at 11:37 am
Swedish Deadpan — Mmmm bork bork bork
October 28th, 2009 at 11:38 am
Deadpan – comes equipped with BIG JIM SLADE.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:38 am
German Deadpan — zes are de rulez andz we likes dem
October 28th, 2009 at 11:39 am
Deadpan – Salutes those who are about to rock
October 28th, 2009 at 11:40 am
Deadman – officially boasts the host with the most
October 28th, 2009 at 11:40 am
Deadpan – runchtime!
October 28th, 2009 at 11:41 am
Deadpan – would walk 500 miles and then they’d walk 500 more
October 28th, 2009 at 11:44 am
Wow. These are staggeringly good.
October 28th, 2009 at 11:45 am
Deadpan — A work of staggeringly good greasy nipples
October 28th, 2009 at 11:52 am
1000+ comments!!!! wooot!
October 28th, 2009 at 12:03 pm
Deadpan – Inappropriately touches it’s femine side.
October 28th, 2009 at 12:09 pm
Deadpan: A Jedi craves not these things.
October 28th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
Oh, back from Lunch, BTW
Deadpan: Making room for bacon.
October 28th, 2009 at 12:10 pm
I win!!!
Every time the city does work behind the house hubby and I bet on how long it will take for our lines to get cut and internet and phone service to go down.
I bet a couple of hours, hubby figured it would take them at least to day to screw up.
City crews started work at eight am, by ten I was without internet. So I win – or is it lose.
I went to the bottom of my yard and yelled at the workers through the fence. They claimed they didn’t cut the line – even though you could see the cut wire in the hole they had made.
The workers were conveniently left immediately after that and, by the time the phone company came to fix it, four hours later, they still hadn’t returned.
Now to catch up on comments
October 28th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Deadpan — Is here to fix the copier. Hey, wait –
October 28th, 2009 at 12:11 pm
Deadpan – For a good time call…
October 28th, 2009 at 12:12 pm
Deadpan: Holy Crap you guys were busy!!!
October 28th, 2009 at 12:15 pm
Deadpan: Our chief weapon fear. Just fear. And Surprise. And an almost fanatical devotion to the pope.
Among our weaponry are such diverse elements as…
I’ll come in again.
October 28th, 2009 at 12:16 pm
Deadpan: Better than dead pants
October 28th, 2009 at 12:17 pm
Deadpan: For real shock and awe
October 28th, 2009 at 12:18 pm
Deadpan: Pass the lube.
October 28th, 2009 at 12:19 pm
Deadpan – It’s got a lot o’ Moxie!
October 28th, 2009 at 12:20 pm
Deadpan: got its chocolate in my peanut butter
October 28th, 2009 at 12:21 pm
Deadpan: Giving us the contents
October 28th, 2009 at 12:22 pm
Deadpan: Taking us to the mothership
October 28th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
All right. Must catch up on some real work now that I have internet again.
later Panites
October 28th, 2009 at 12:23 pm
Deadpan – Turbines to speed. Atomic batteries to power. Ready to move out!
October 28th, 2009 at 12:30 pm
Deadpan – Die Fledermaus gesprechen sie Deutche!
October 28th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Deadpan – In Xanadu did Deadpan Jack a pleasure dome construct
October 28th, 2009 at 12:32 pm
Deadpan – You don’t have to like it, just eat it.
October 28th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Alrighty then. I feel like I need to get moving. I’ve finished most of my work for today, put allergy-boy down for nap. Now I must pretti-businessfy myself so someone will want to hire me.
I’m intelligent. I’m friendly. I’m current on today’s tech trends. I’m fully employable. I can do this!
I can.
October 28th, 2009 at 12:33 pm
Jack: That’s what she said.
October 28th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Deadpan – you are my density
October 28th, 2009 at 12:35 pm
Really going now.
October 28th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Deadpan – You will never find a more wretched hive of Drum and Tympani
October 28th, 2009 at 12:37 pm
Deadpan – wishes Cj good luck on her interview.
Deadpan – Fuck Snickers, Deadpan really satisfies.
October 28th, 2009 at 12:42 pm
Deadpan – Is the fucking A
October 28th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Deadpan — You won a drink from the firehose!
October 28th, 2009 at 12:44 pm
Deadpan – puts the Lorum in the Ipsum.
October 28th, 2009 at 12:45 pm
Fuck Snickers.
That sounds like a great band name so long as you didn’t get sued. :)
October 28th, 2009 at 12:48 pm
Deadpan – Well ok, it’s still not as bad as Night Ranger.
October 28th, 2009 at 12:49 pm
Deadpan – what she wanted to say
October 28th, 2009 at 12:50 pm
Deadpan: All your base belong to us
October 28th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Deadpan — We aren’t Space Rangers.
October 28th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Deadpan: smarter than a 5th grader
October 28th, 2009 at 12:52 pm
Deadpan – got a hiccy from sister Christian.
October 28th, 2009 at 12:54 pm
Deadpan – …ya but in a good way.
October 28th, 2009 at 12:55 pm
You can still rock, in a Deadpan.
October 28th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Deadpan — being interesting since 2006
October 28th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Deadpan – is fresh out of putty tats.
October 28th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Deadpan Rock — not to be confused with Fraggle Rock
October 28th, 2009 at 12:56 pm
Deadpan – can give you the credit you need!
October 28th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Deadpan – tickle this…
October 28th, 2009 at 12:57 pm
Deadpan — Innuendo R’ Us
October 28th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Deadpan – it’s a cleaner and a dessert topping.
October 28th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Deadpan — Act now and get this Ginsu Knife FREE!
October 28th, 2009 at 12:58 pm
Deadpan – Yes, we can.
October 28th, 2009 at 12:59 pm
Deadpan – the Haiku master.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Yes we Pan!
October 28th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Deadpan – just did
October 28th, 2009 at 1:00 pm
Deadpan – the second best way to be woken up.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Deadpan – Elvis wouldn’t let Deadpan open for him. He’d lose the crowd.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:03 pm
Deadpan – the new marshmallow in Lucky Charms
October 28th, 2009 at 1:05 pm
Deadpan — We cross the streams.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Deadpan – Kicks Chuck Norris in the jimmy.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:06 pm
Deadpan – the million dollar case
October 28th, 2009 at 1:08 pm
Deadpan – The one ring to rule them all
October 28th, 2009 at 1:09 pm
Deadpan – better than watching TV games shows
October 28th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Deadpan – left crumbs in the butter
October 28th, 2009 at 1:12 pm
Deadpan: Which way did he go? Which way did he go?
October 28th, 2009 at 1:14 pm
Deadpan – prefers Marathon and Opal Fruits.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:15 pm
Deadpan — I, for one, welcome our new overlords
October 28th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Deadpan – actually stops that pigeon.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:16 pm
Deadpan – oddly reminiscent of Battletoads on the NES
October 28th, 2009 at 1:18 pm
Deadpan – found Godot waiting for it.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:19 pm
Deadpan – thrives on bright light and water.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:20 pm
Deadpan – drier than a popcorn fart
October 28th, 2009 at 1:21 pm
Deadpan – Finish him!
October 28th, 2009 at 1:22 pm
LOL! The Deadpan taglines are hilarious! Some of my favorites so far are:
“Deadpan – Providing Oo-mox since 2006″ (by reaper)
“Deadpan – now with extra [nether-worldly] garlic salt” (by Ed and WNDRWolf) (okay, I’m biased)
“Deadpan – It’s got huge tracts of land!” (by Jack)
“Deadpan — Home of the best podcast palooza.” (by ditto)
October 28th, 2009 at 1:23 pm
Deadpan – it’s the . . . . reaper, a popcorn fart??
October 28th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Deadpan – As iconic as Gorbachev’s birthmark.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:24 pm
Deadpan – where the volume knob starts at 11.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:27 pm
Jack something my first boss said. Not sure where he got it from, he was a strange one. I wish I could remember more things he said
October 28th, 2009 at 1:28 pm
Deadpan – a pack of liberal lies.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Deadpan – Running on listener-contributed content for 3 1/2 years and counting!
October 28th, 2009 at 1:29 pm
Deadpan — providing ample WTFs since 2006
October 28th, 2009 at 1:31 pm
Reaper – stopping Jack in his tracks… once
October 28th, 2009 at 1:34 pm
Deadpan – making people scratch there heads… a lot
October 28th, 2009 at 1:36 pm
Deadpan – Best ride at the never land ranch.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:40 pm
Deadpan – apologizes for the stain on your dress.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:42 pm
Deadpan – backup for the blueman group
October 28th, 2009 at 1:43 pm
Deadpan – not going to rain on your parade
October 28th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Deadpan: Now with more nipples
October 28th, 2009 at 1:46 pm
Deadpan – got one hand in your pocket and the other one is…
October 28th, 2009 at 1:47 pm
Deadpan – now streaming NexFlix
October 28th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Deadpan — Not going to mention Evo’s reach around
*cough*
October 28th, 2009 at 1:49 pm
Deadpan – Eat Fresh.
hehe
October 28th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
“Best ride at Neverland Ranch” – I had to suppress an audiable laugh on that one.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Deadpan — Lions and tigers and bears, oh my!
October 28th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Deadpan – has a firm grasp on the soap
October 28th, 2009 at 1:50 pm
Deadpan – It’s a cookbook!
October 28th, 2009 at 1:51 pm
Deadpan — Providing inappropriate usage of the silver glove
October 28th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Deadpan — It’s a trap!
October 28th, 2009 at 1:52 pm
Deadpan — spiking bandwidth fees at will
October 28th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
*bow*
October 28th, 2009 at 1:53 pm
Deadpan — Now witness the power of this armed and fully operational greasy nipple
October 28th, 2009 at 1:54 pm
l8rs yo
October 28th, 2009 at 1:55 pm
Deadpan – Is Darth Vader’s father.
October 28th, 2009 at 1:56 pm
l8r g8r
October 28th, 2009 at 1:57 pm
Deadpan – going all the way to 11… hundred
October 28th, 2009 at 2:02 pm
Deadpan – is attracted to your mind as well as your body.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:06 pm
Deadpan: Our patron saint is Buster Keaton
October 28th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Deadpan — It’s what’s on the wing.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:07 pm
Deadpan – if only Dr. Neil deGrasse Tyson knew what the rest of the episodes were like…
October 28th, 2009 at 2:10 pm
Deadpan – holy shit, there are 1,109 nipples
October 28th, 2009 at 2:13 pm
Deadpan – the gayest fooking thing you’ll ever spend 3 nipple hours on, and anyone who likes it is a homo
October 28th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
^LOL!
October 28th, 2009 at 2:14 pm
“the second best way to be woken up” LOL
October 28th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Deadpan — Looks great in heels
October 28th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Oops. I was afraid that would happen. The “LOL!” above was supposed to be directed at Jack’s tagline, the one about Neil deGrasse Tyson.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:15 pm
Deadpan — Wants to wrestle you in a bathtub full of green Jell-O
October 28th, 2009 at 2:16 pm
Deadpan — Working our way to the triple-entendre
October 28th, 2009 at 2:17 pm
“we have creamcicles” LOL
October 28th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Deadpan – I knew Amy wasn’t laughing at the gay joke.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:18 pm
Deadpan – Do you want fries with that?
October 28th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Deadpan – Now with more bacon
October 28th, 2009 at 2:19 pm
Deadpan: Smooches and Hickeys are our call sign.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:20 pm
Deadpan – home of the ORIGINAL BFP
October 28th, 2009 at 2:21 pm
Deadpan – where the fates come to doodle
October 28th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Ok, I just discovered why Evil, Inc. banned internet.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
I was hoping you’d drop that “gayest fookin thing” joke in this meme, EssBee :)
Apologies also to Ed for stealing 1.5 of his jokes (kool hhhwip and Yes we can).
Deadpan – To crush your enemies, see them driven before you, and hear the lamentations of their women.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:22 pm
Deadpan: Now with more emoticons
:grin: 
:eek: :shock: :???: 
:mad: :razz: :neutral: 
:oops: :cry: :evil: :twisted: :roll: :!: :?: :idea: :arrow: :mrgreen:
October 28th, 2009 at 2:23 pm
Deadpan – where the dreams of podcast serial fiction creators take flight!
October 28th, 2009 at 2:25 pm
Well, this has been fun Deadpan, but have to go thing about supper now.
Til tomorrow!
October 28th, 2009 at 2:26 pm
thing = think
October 28th, 2009 at 2:28 pm
Deadpan – avoid the Sun Chips combo. (nod to Justa J0e)
October 28th, 2009 at 2:31 pm
Deadpan – do NOT open that door
October 28th, 2009 at 2:32 pm
I got the gay stuff covered 100%, Jack!
October 28th, 2009 at 2:33 pm
Ok, ok, 66%
October 28th, 2009 at 2:49 pm
Deadpan — Now with machine-gun jumblies.
October 28th, 2009 at 2:50 pm
Deadpan — More bacon than the pan can handle
(Full-on rip-off from Mike Doughty)
October 28th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Deadpan – It’s only a flesh wound!
October 28th, 2009 at 2:58 pm
Deadpan – Brains, Body, Both!
October 28th, 2009 at 2:59 pm
Deadpan – KHAAAAAAN!
October 28th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Deadpan – My God, it’s full of stars!
October 28th, 2009 at 3:00 pm
Deadpan – Just what we needed, a Drewish Princess.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Deadpan – Ludicrous Speed! GO!!!!
October 28th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Deadpan: Our creamcicles are creamlicious.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:01 pm
Deadpan – I see your Schwarz is as big as mine.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Deadpan: The Worlds Smallest Violin speaks volumes for our philosophy.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:02 pm
Deadpan – and don’t call me Shirley.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:03 pm
Deadpan – We melt Adamantium.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:04 pm
Deadpan – Drink it all or you’ll be totally buggered.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:05 pm
Deadpan – shall taunt you a second time
October 28th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Deadpan – We make obscene chic
October 28th, 2009 at 3:06 pm
Deadpan – Havin’ fun stormin’ the castle!
October 28th, 2009 at 3:08 pm
Deadpan – Live from New Mexico, it’s Wednesday Night!
October 28th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Deadpan – The other spectral meat.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
A frenchman might fart in your general direction, but Deadpan does not. It farts in a generally opposite direction.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Deadpan — Not the home of Princess Robot Bubblegum
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zwfV3zselg&feature=player_embedded
October 28th, 2009 at 3:11 pm
Deadpan — We don’t run away
October 28th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Deadpan – We use one sided dice.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
The penis is evil.
The Deadpan is good.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:12 pm
Deadpan — Do you want fries with that?
October 28th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Deadpan — I got blisters on my fingers!
October 28th, 2009 at 3:13 pm
Deadpan – source of R Tape loading error.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Deadpan – All things being equal, we’d rather not be in Philadelphia… unless you’re buyin’ the cheese-steak
October 28th, 2009 at 3:14 pm
Deadpan — Can’t touch this
October 28th, 2009 at 3:15 pm
Deadpan – We don’t know the meaning of duplicitous… or do we?
October 28th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Deadpan _ All this has happened before and will happen again.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:16 pm
Deadpan — There’s no I in Deadpan
October 28th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Deadpan — There’s no crying in Deadpan
October 28th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Deadpan — Makes Xerox look slow
October 28th, 2009 at 3:17 pm
Deadpan — Home of the fucktardbot
October 28th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Deadpan — God did it. Was that a spoiler?
*cough*
October 28th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Damnit Just J0e you beat me to it again!
October 28th, 2009 at 3:18 pm
Deadpan – speaks softly, but carries a big shtick.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Deadpan – it will get you a beer
October 28th, 2009 at 3:19 pm
Deadpan – it’s a sled
October 28th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
Deadpan – will respect you in the morning.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:20 pm
There is no I in team, but there is a me and no u.
Um… what?
October 28th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Deadpan – that’s ignorant
October 28th, 2009 at 3:21 pm
Deadpan – is people
October 28th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Deadpan – Wash dies
October 28th, 2009 at 3:22 pm
Deadpan – does a body good.
this that a repeat…
crtl-f is just to much work…
I’m also happy to pad the nipples hehe
October 28th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
Deadpan – isn’t your father’s oatmeal.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:23 pm
nipple pads … heh heh heh
October 28th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Deadpan – they killed kenny you bastards!
October 28th, 2009 at 3:24 pm
Deadpan – It wasn’t Snape
October 28th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Deadpan – can smell your fear
October 28th, 2009 at 3:25 pm
Deadpan – Head shot!
hehe
October 28th, 2009 at 3:26 pm
Deadpan – Melts in your mouth, not in your hands.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Deadpan – spoiler free for… Damn it reset the clock!
October 28th, 2009 at 3:27 pm
Rhettro unless you like
October 28th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Deadpan – second (maybe third) best thing you have do when you have to much time on your hands
October 28th, 2009 at 3:28 pm
Deadpan – here all week Try the Veal…
another nipple pad?
hehe
October 28th, 2009 at 3:29 pm
Deadpan – no it can’t help giggling
October 28th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Dude Inspector gadget!!
http://www.fandome.com/video/116224/Helicopter/?q=c
October 28th, 2009 at 3:31 pm
Deadpan, good/bad, it’s the podcast with a gun.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Deadpan – it’s not fat it’s husky.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:33 pm
Deadpan – strong enough for a man made for a woman
October 28th, 2009 at 3:36 pm
Deadpan – First podcast… IN SPAAAAAACE
October 28th, 2009 at 3:37 pm
Deadpan – giving new meaning to Rec center…
October 28th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Deadpan – no it will not make out with you…
October 28th, 2009 at 3:38 pm
Deadpan, eats my Oreos and craps all over the place.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:41 pm
Deadpan…
More fun that a barrel of monkeys…
with hammers…
wacking you in the nuts…
over and over again…
October 28th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
Deadpan – Takes your mom out of a nice chicken dinner and never calls her again
October 28th, 2009 at 3:42 pm
In Soviet Russa… The Deadpan downloads you.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:45 pm
Rhettro: That got me to really LOL
October 28th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Brilliant!
Deadpan – It doesn’t need you! It doesn’t need anything! Well except this lamp…
October 28th, 2009 at 3:46 pm
Deadpan – voted worst celebrity influence of 2009
October 28th, 2009 at 3:47 pm
Deadpan – Bigger and more sinister than Enron.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:48 pm
… The ashtray, this paddle game and the remote control and the lamp and that’s all Deadpan needs
October 28th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
Deadpan – Counts as “3rd base” when enjoyed with a partner.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:49 pm
reaper – glad to return the favor.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:50 pm
Deadpan – more badass than giant teddybears
October 28th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
Deadpan – gigidy gigidy goo
October 28th, 2009 at 3:51 pm
*High 5, Amy*
Deadpan – in the study, with the revolver.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:52 pm
Amy: i’m glad someone got the Oo-mox reference. DS9 was one of my favorite of the treks
October 28th, 2009 at 3:54 pm
Deadpan – i want a chicken, oo, i want a chicken, hay, i want a chicken…
October 28th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
Deadpan – Oh, like you have anything better to do.
Deadpan – Only some of us get Oo-mox references. (I admit I didn’t)
October 28th, 2009 at 3:55 pm
I’m a DS9 fan, but I didn’t Oo-max reference. But I still think Deadpan has the lobes.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:56 pm
Deadpan – drank your last beer, ate your last sandwich, crashed on your couch and didn’t even thank you.
October 28th, 2009 at 3:57 pm
Jack: *high-fives back* I thought you’d like that one. :-)
reaper: I love DS9, too. :-) The reason that was one of my favorites was that if you know what Oo-mox is, you know why the tagline is so appropriate for a podcast. :-)
The “chicken” one takes me back. :-)
October 28th, 2009 at 3:58 pm
I had the opportunity to watch DS9 in the span of 2 months at a previous job because i NEVER got a call after 4 and i worked till 6. that helps with concentrating on a series.
October 28th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
After retiring, the Deadpan went to the Social Security office to apply for Social Security. The woman behind the counter asked the Deadpan for a driver’s license to verify his age.
The Deadpan looked in his pockets and realised it had left his wallet at home. He told the woman that he was very sorry, but he would have to go home and come back later.
The woman said, ‘Unbutton your shirt’.
So he opened his shirt revealing my curly silver hair.
She said, ‘That silver hair on your chest is proof enough for me’ and she processed my Social Security application.
When he got home, the Deadpan excitedly told his wife about my experience at the Social Security office.
She said, ‘You should have dropped your pants. You might have gotten Disability, too’
And that’s how the fight started ..
October 28th, 2009 at 4:01 pm
for me (the deadpan crash course student) that song was only 3 months ago and it is still stuck in my head
October 28th, 2009 at 4:02 pm
Deadpan – giving you a thrill every time it gets your obscure reference
October 28th, 2009 at 4:03 pm
LOL.
*cough*
LOL
October 28th, 2009 at 4:04 pm
Heh heh heh. It’s now stuck in my head again, too. :-)
October 28th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Rhettro – you never cease to amaze. that was awesome…
October 28th, 2009 at 4:05 pm
Deadpan – better than a sharp poke with a rusty poker
October 28th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
Deadpan – you poker, you broughter
October 28th, 2009 at 4:06 pm
the male of the species is call a cock hehe. makes me laugh every time
October 28th, 2009 at 4:10 pm
Deadpan – you could go all the way…
Take that how you will hehe
wow 1200 if i remember right we are getting close to a record. 1600?
maybe the deadpan historian…
I missed a few episodes. 1 and some in the 70’s I think
October 28th, 2009 at 4:13 pm
Deadpan – not in Kansas any more…
October 28th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Deadpan – Mom! Dad! Don’t Touch it!
October 28th, 2009 at 4:15 pm
Deadpan – doesn’t want to talk about you flair either
October 28th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Deadpan – don’t feed it after midnight.
October 28th, 2009 at 4:16 pm
Deadpan – And don’t get it wet!!!!
October 28th, 2009 at 4:17 pm
Deadpan – Where nobody is a dirty, dirty whore.
October 28th, 2009 at 4:18 pm
Deadpan – where even the dirt is clean… Be Excellent to each other
October 28th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Deadpan – theres an app for that
October 28th, 2009 at 4:19 pm
Deadpan – oooo but there is a cream for that… eeee
October 28th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Deadpan – where nobody raps in Klingon.
(I haven’t watched, only listened to the first 2 minutes. Wow. Nerdiness to the max.)
http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/38711
And with that, I’m off. Looks like Flash in the Pan will wrap up tonight. Thx for your patience.
October 28th, 2009 at 4:20 pm
Deadpan – where every body knows your name… & they are always glad you came…
October 28th, 2009 at 4:23 pm
Deadpan – to the max!! (Thanks Jack)
October 28th, 2009 at 4:29 pm
Put me in a chicken. Gimme gimme chicken…
October 28th, 2009 at 4:31 pm
Deadpan – Yes, it did sleep with your best friend. …BUT just that ONCE! … and they were drunk!
October 28th, 2009 at 4:32 pm
Deadpan – the power of pine sol.
October 28th, 2009 at 4:33 pm
Deadpan – All this has happened before and will happen again…
October 28th, 2009 at 4:35 pm
Deadpan – can rock that uniform
bonus points for anyone who knows where that came from…
October 28th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Do not taunt happy fun deadpan
October 28th, 2009 at 4:37 pm
Deadpan — Go ahead. Press the red button. I dare you.
October 28th, 2009 at 4:38 pm
I see deadpan
October 28th, 2009 at 4:39 pm
Deadpan – gets 40 rods to the hogshead and that’s the way We likes it.
October 28th, 2009 at 4:40 pm
I think i have to much time on my hands…
October 28th, 2009 at 4:41 pm
Deadpan – it’s not cheating because it YOUR podcast…
October 28th, 2009 at 4:44 pm
Reaper thinks a piece of brain came out when he blew his nose
October 28th, 2009 at 4:46 pm
Deadpan – big money no whammys and STOP
October 28th, 2009 at 4:49 pm
Deadpan – more beef than wendy’s
October 28th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
What happens in deadpan stays in deadpan
October 28th, 2009 at 4:51 pm
Deadpan – Best links ever: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=oHg5SJYRHA0
October 28th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Deadpan – locking in that answer!
October 28th, 2009 at 4:53 pm
Deadpan – NO DEAL Howey!
October 28th, 2009 at 4:56 pm
Deadpan – stay a while, stay forever.
October 28th, 2009 at 4:57 pm
Deadpan – get the hose again.
October 28th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Deadpan – a bucket of please keep your shirt on
October 28th, 2009 at 4:59 pm
Deadpan – a nice warm glass of shut the fuck up…
October 28th, 2009 at 5:01 pm
Deadpan – Vaders New Girlfriend
http://www.kontraband.com/pics/19830/Vaders-New-Girlfriend/
October 28th, 2009 at 5:04 pm
Deadpan — That just never gets old
October 28th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Deadpan: an Evil plot to take over the world
October 28th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Deadpan – flogging a dead horse since 2006.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:06 pm
Deadpan – doesn’t give a stuff about time paradoxes and WILL kill your grandfather.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
Deadpan – horseing a dead frog since 2006
October 28th, 2009 at 5:07 pm
ok reaper have another…
October 28th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Deadpan – Welcomes you to the Fantasy Zone, get ready.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:08 pm
Deadpan – will buy you for a dollar.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Deadpan – making you not feel lonely since 2006
October 28th, 2009 at 5:09 pm
Deadpan — I love you but we only have 14 hours to save the Earth!
October 28th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
Deadpan – Good Luck, you’ll need it.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:10 pm
There ain’t no cure for Deadpan
October 28th, 2009 at 5:11 pm
Deadpan – knows you won’t get the arcade game references.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Deadpan – can’t believe Ronald Reagan was President.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:12 pm
Deadpan – helping you get through insomnia since 2006… not curing it
October 28th, 2009 at 5:18 pm
Deadpan – pop pill, gobble ghosts.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:21 pm
Deadpan – changes sexes by adding/removing a pink bow
October 28th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Deadpan – giving the finger to intolerance.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:23 pm
Deadpan – Use it to get back at your absent father and domineering mother at Thanksgiving Dinner.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:24 pm
Deadpan – there can only be one firstie.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Deadpan – drop kicks the blues away.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:25 pm
Deadpan – Sometimes there are two fisties
October 28th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Deadpan – nothing up it’s sleeves presto!
October 28th, 2009 at 5:26 pm
Once you get the Deadpan in ya, it’s hard to get it out.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:27 pm
Deadpan – Looks into the abyss and laughs.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Deadpan – not a cotton-headed-ninny-muggens
October 28th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
What rolls down stairs alone or in pairs, rolls over your neighbor’s dog? What’s great for a snack and fits on your back? It’s Deadpan Deadpan Deadpan!
October 28th, 2009 at 5:29 pm
Deadpan – a rare podcast, a rattling podcast.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Deadpan – Podcasting’s twin fists of death!
October 28th, 2009 at 5:30 pm
Deadpan – greater than God, Worse than the Devil.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:31 pm
Deadpan – there on the stairs with clogs on.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Deadpan – Trying really REALLY hard to control it’s temper.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Deadpan – wants meat to drink
October 28th, 2009 at 5:32 pm
Deadpan – like fine wine, gets better with age.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Deadpan – looking back to episode 71.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:33 pm
Deadpan – has no strings to hold it down.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Deadpan – saying hello to Mr Night.
Night Pan.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:34 pm
Deadpan – podcastings ice devouring sex tornado
October 28th, 2009 at 5:35 pm
And at the wire, it’s Deadpan! Deadpan by a nose!
October 28th, 2009 at 5:36 pm
Deadpan! Now with purple horseshoes!
October 28th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
Deadpan – has fallen and it can’t get up…
October 28th, 2009 at 5:38 pm
We interrupt this announcement to bring you this movie preview…
http://io9.com/5390647/hyper-stylized-samurai+in+space-film-is-a-gorgeous-kick-to-the-throat
October 28th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Jeremy deadpanned in his pants.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:39 pm
Deadpan – don’t eat the yellow snow
October 28th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Deadpan – dropped it like it’s hot!
October 28th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Deadpan — Itchy, tasty.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:41 pm
Me? Funny? Why, “Deadpan” is my middle name!
October 28th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Deadpan spoke in class today
October 28th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Don’t whizz on the electric deadpan
October 28th, 2009 at 5:42 pm
Deadpan — an audio Phoenix Down.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:43 pm
Got my first real deadpan, bought it at the five and dime
October 28th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
hehe Reapers hopes deadpan doesn’t have Peladophobia: Fear of Bald People
October 28th, 2009 at 5:44 pm
Deadpan — building a large, wooden badger.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:45 pm
Deadpan — It’s wafer thin.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:47 pm
Deadpan – You can check out any time you like, but you can never leave.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Deadpan – the best thing that ever happened to you
October 28th, 2009 at 5:48 pm
Deadpan – The Kwisatz Haderach!
October 28th, 2009 at 5:49 pm
Deadpan – The Dragon Reborn!
October 28th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Deadpan was once bitten by a moose.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:51 pm
Deadpan – Baby it’s cold outside
October 28th, 2009 at 5:54 pm
Deadpan – constructed out of Lego’s!!!
October 28th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Deadpan – Giving you a full 30 SECONDS to comply.
28 … 27 … 26 …
October 28th, 2009 at 5:55 pm
Deadpan – has the beautiful singing voice… *swoon*
October 28th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Deadpan – smells like beef and cheese
October 28th, 2009 at 5:56 pm
Deadpan – bringing sexy back.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
Deadpan – takes a licking and keeps on ticking.
October 28th, 2009 at 5:58 pm
if you haven’t guessed my wife and daughter are watching Elf. I wish i was also but have to get to sleep. damn only 250 from a record. if i remember from the crash course correctly…
October 28th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
deadpan – a human raised by humans… not elfs
October 28th, 2009 at 6:01 pm
Deadpan – glad to take a lickin’ hehe
October 28th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
Jack: Great reference from The Jerk
October 28th, 2009 at 6:02 pm
ok enough silliness time for bed… Night Pan!!!
October 28th, 2009 at 6:12 pm
It’s the Great Deadpan, Charlie Beerguy!
October 28th, 2009 at 6:18 pm
Sleep well, reaper. While this is probably a record for 2009, the all time DP comment record was more like 2300 and that was a massive team effort all week long. Much sleep was lost during the great comment week of the long knives.
October 28th, 2009 at 6:19 pm
That last post was totally 1337! You have been pwned.
October 28th, 2009 at 6:21 pm
She’s Deadpan, wrapped in plastic.
October 28th, 2009 at 6:23 pm
That deadpan you like is going to come back in styleTHat deadpan you
October 28th, 2009 at 6:26 pm
I totally felt up her deadpan
October 28th, 2009 at 6:33 pm
I’m in the deadpan and the deadpan’s in me
October 28th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
I couldn’t resist when I saw little Nikki deadpan
October 28th, 2009 at 6:36 pm
Deadpan — better than cow urine.
October 28th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
There’s a deadpan in my pants and it does a nasty dance
October 28th, 2009 at 6:37 pm
Once you go deadpan, you never go back
October 28th, 2009 at 6:38 pm
Deadpan – oh shit I’m a butterhead
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bLpROhIg9eA
October 28th, 2009 at 6:42 pm
Strangers with this kind of deadpan make me go a big rubbery one
October 28th, 2009 at 6:43 pm
You don’t know the power of the deapan
October 28th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
Deadpan – Can you picture that?
October 28th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
+d
October 28th, 2009 at 6:44 pm
I find your lack of deadpan disturbing.
October 28th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
deadpan – you just made out with your sister
October 28th, 2009 at 6:47 pm
I wanna have your deadpan
OR
I haven’t deadpanned like that since gradeschool
October 28th, 2009 at 6:48 pm
How much deadpan was in that ecstasy that you gave me an hour ago?
October 28th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
Deadpan is made of people! It’s people!
October 28th, 2009 at 6:49 pm
JB: not sure why, but I really just laughed out loud at that comment er… nipple
October 28th, 2009 at 6:51 pm
Listen, do you smell deadpan?
October 28th, 2009 at 6:53 pm
If someone asks if you’re a deadpan you say YES!
October 28th, 2009 at 6:54 pm
Back off, man, I’m a deadpan
October 28th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
She told me to deadpan, but I was already there
October 28th, 2009 at 6:57 pm
Nimble little deadpan
October 28th, 2009 at 6:58 pm
It’s a deadpan party. Who could ask for more?
October 28th, 2009 at 6:59 pm
Every girls crazy about a deadpan man.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:00 pm
hmmm, 35 more to make 1400…..do I have it in me?
October 28th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
Does your deadpan lose its flavor on the bedpost overnight?
October 28th, 2009 at 7:01 pm
You have to ask yourself one question, “Do I feel Deadpan?” Well, do ya, punk?
October 28th, 2009 at 7:02 pm
Ed said hmmm, 35 more to make 1400…..do I have it in me?
That’s what she said.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:03 pm
Because, unlike some other Robin Hoods, I can speak with a Deadpan accent!
October 28th, 2009 at 7:04 pm
But when I kissed a cop down on 34th and Vine, he broke my little bottle of deadpan #9.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
I’ll try to help you, Ed.
I’m a good helper.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:05 pm
I see deadpans.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
Nobody expects the Spanish Deadpan!
October 28th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
or should that have been….
Nobody expects the Deadpan Inquisition!
October 28th, 2009 at 7:06 pm
do you want to live in a deadpan down by the river?
October 28th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Deadpan first and ask questions later.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:07 pm
Don’t deadpan until you see the whites of their eyes!
October 28th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
I have been and always shall be….your deadpan.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:08 pm
Who wants to deadpan forever?
October 28th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
‘Cuz I can do what I want and she won’t complain. I wanna Pan I wanna Pan the Dead
October 28th, 2009 at 7:09 pm
The deadpan extends life. The deadpan expands consciousness.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Nuke it from deadpan, it’s the only way to be sure
October 28th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
Deadpan man, Deadpan man. Doing the things a deadpan can. What’s he like? It’s not important. Deadpan man.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:10 pm
None of you understand. I’m not locked up in here with you. You’re locked up in here with deadpan.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
Frankly my dear, I don’t give a deadpan
October 28th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
The deadpan is my penis
October 28th, 2009 at 7:11 pm
All this has deadpaned before and it will deadpan again.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Yippy Kai Yay, deadpan
October 28th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
Madness? This is DEADPAN!
October 28th, 2009 at 7:12 pm
I always feel like deadpan’s watching me
October 28th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Sometimes you just gotta say “What the deadpan?”
October 28th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Sir, I must protest. I am not a deadpan man.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
Autobots, Deadpan!
October 28th, 2009 at 7:13 pm
If you were any other man, I would deadpan you where you stand!
October 28th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Klingon bastards! You deadpaned my son!
October 28th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
i love you more than deadpan music and cookie-making
October 28th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
Isn’t it enough to know that I ruined a pony making a deadpan for you?
October 28th, 2009 at 7:14 pm
My name is Inigo Montoya. You killed my father. Prepare to deadpan.
October 28th, 2009 at 7:15 pm
No wire dea