Gross Show Notes.
Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #144: Gross
The Wide World of Deadpan (courtesy of Kurt)
Tales of the Children Podcast by P.G. Holyfield (http://www.pgholyfield.com/maah/) and Angel Between the Lines (http://www.angelbetweenthelines.com/)
Cj with the contents of her purse
Huey Lewis is a LIAR!
Paul Maki with the Broken Lyrics challenge.
Last week’s winner was Vanamonde!
Greasy Nipples by
Johnny Null
JohnBoze
Ed from Texas
Rhettro
Not the Bunny
Amy Bowen (first comment of the week)
Jack gives us thoughts to ponder on Yoda
More on Cj’s purse
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Closing music
You buying?
Considering I’ll have three grown men with me, I certainly hope not!
Isn’t it?
Eyes in rearview may be bigger than stomachs.
The good news is that, after the merger, Evil Inc. offers benefits to same-sex domestic partners of it’s employees. The bad news is that 1) I would have to pay for Sly B’s premium’s after taxes (which is a federal thing, so expected), 2) I would have to submit a written, notarized, affidavit discussing the fact that our relationship is exclusive (wtf?) and that we expect to stay together indefinitely, and 3) I would need to proffer proof of our relationship, like mortgage statements, car loans, bank statements, credit card bills (photos?).
Hrrm.
The wonderful news is that we are very privileged folks, and Sly B has her own benefits at her own job. We’re solid on all that. Still, this is kinda sad for me.
Also, Sarah Palin needs to zip it. She is so lame.
Sarah P. “would rather write than talk”!!
Well, so I suppose they’re going to have to take benefits away from all the heterosexuals in open or polyamorous marriages, huh? Only those who are “exclusive.”
So… totally about to reformat my computer. Been busy last few days organizing what I’m saving.
Off I go.
Politicians in your rear view mirror really do have heads as large as they appear.
Have fun storm the hard drive, null.
Just went through that a few weeks ago myself to do a clean upgrade to Windows 7. Good luck.
Still, no episode 144 in my Itunes, but I was able to manually download it from this page today.
Bzzzt!
Okay, I’m heading into AudacityLand Best of luck on the next week…
Heaven forbid our Congressmen should be held to “exclusive” relationships!
If it will help Essbee, I will gladly write a note vouching for you guys! :)
I watched the Jack Mangan, podcamp cast today … where was the “Freebird” ?
Deadpan: This bird you cannot change.
It’s official! The Buzz Lightyear team is full. And the Rorschach team has only one vacancy remaining.
~
BTW J0e, I hope your headache has vacated the premises.
Getting ready to record LLAP when really, I should be sleeping.
I’m gonna be yawning throughout the episode or giggling if ScottyJ and I start doing shots as he’s suggested…
Migraines in the mirror hurt worse then they appear.
Fortunately, mine has left the building.
G’night mush
Scotty J in your rearview is much larger than he appears.
Goodnight, Rush (the band, not the fathead).
Road ragers appear less frightening in the rear view mirror.
Morning Pan, Fayju Ball is free for the day on the app store:
http://toucharcade.com/2009/11/17/fayju-ball-3d-ball-roller-is-free-for-a-day/
What to do when somebody wants to push you away at the same time as pulling you in.
Bugatti Veyrons will never appear in your rear view mirror.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bugatti_veyron
Top Gear is education television.
Got in at 6am to begin work on my phase of an intensive project.
Unfortunately, starting involves the prior phase being started by someone else.
Bet you can’t guess the status of the previous phase…
Van – re: “What to do …”
Split.
Sounds painful jj!
Van, I believe I’ve restored balance by grabbing the entirety of the Hitchhiker’s radio series. I began by listening to the interview of Douglas Adams conducted on the 20th anniversary of its original airdate. It was very good, I enjoyed it thoroughly, and I was a bit sad, of course, especially when they were speaking of his very young daughter Polly.
A bit less predictably, I then began listening to the series and found I had the urge to weep uncontrollably. I’ve managed to control it, I believe I can put that down to having read the paperback of the first novel at age 9, and thereafter watched the television series. The main theme therefore triggered some manner of…
Or I’m just pretty tired.
Hump day.
Have a great one, all y’all!
http://www.thinkgeek.com/homeoffice/gear/c8d1/?cpg=wnrdf
Now Cthulu can devour your Christmas tree too
Morning Pan!
Question of the day:
If the world is your oyster,
and oysters are aphrodisiacs,
what does that really make the world?
I can’t recall how the radio series ended, I know there’s a whole bit with Lintillas and Allitnils and the statue of Arthur Dent rejecting a cup of tea. Shoe event horizon? Yeah something like that, no?
Interested to hear how the progression from Fit the Twelfth to Fit the Thirteenth will work, as I believe the third through fifth series were based directly on the corresponding novels…
Cj, this is what we got http://www.hmv.ca/Products/Detail/542747.aspx
It does not include the regular version of the movie, just the blu-ray and the digital copy. The badges are quite nice and are better made than I expected.
Tomorrow hubby has a later morning meeting which means I’ll get to sleep in an extra hour or two. How does this affect you? Well, it affects Jack. It just means show notes will be a little later than usual.
I’m sure nonone would begrudge your liein TEB.
Is everybody happy?
http://recipes.howstuffworks.com/10-meals-that-are-proven-to-make-you-happy.htm
Well the salmon and brown rice wouldn’t make me happy…would make me feel like vomiting though.
Thanks, Bunny!
Van, as for your push/pull question, as for what I would do, I would evaluate the relationship’s value. If it’s worth it, I would address the issue. If the discomfort outweighs the joy, walk away.
I’m of the belief that while relationships and people are very important and special on a whole, there are very few relationships or friendships that will come into our lives that are a so special and meaningful that they deserve to treated with unconditional love and understanding.
… that was more than you asked for.
And, Good morning, Pan!
I just had a bowl of oatmeal with cut up bananas and a side of delicious hot coffee. I’m pretty happy and so is my warmly filled tummy.
Morning hugs for Cj and Van, and anybody else out there in Deadpan Land.
can Deadpan be my aphrodisiac?
TEB, I thought we where ;)
Cj is my goddess
Vanamonde is my hugging bear
Jack is my rock star
WndrWolf is my puppy…
(now to come up with types for the rest of the peeps. hmmm…)
I definitely think Deadpan is an aphrodisiac. We’ve all wound up in our bunk in one way or another thanks to Deadpan.
It’s not just lust either… I’m in love with Deadpan.
I’m heading back to my daughter’s school now. Wednesdays are volunteer days. I love being classroom mommy!
Off I go to help teach our future overlords.
I have been following the “mammogram report” and find it disconcerting.
A panel released it’s findings that recommend women under 40 should NOT get regular mammograms. They repeatedly said that they didn’t think they could save many lives and in fact could be “harmful”.
Yet if you take the time to read through their report (which most people will NOT) you discover that they are talking about psychological harm NOT physical harm. They say that about 10% of women get a false positive and then have a great deal of stress until further tests show they are OK.
While I DO think that is a terrible thing … I think their report is a (intentionally?) misleading attempt to scare women away from the tests.
Maybe I am just a big-’ol synic but I have to wonder if the real motivating factor is the cost benefit studies for the insurance companies. It is probably cheaper to let the 1 in 2000 women who are saved by the once a year screenings die – rather then pay for the other 1999 to have the screening.
Oh and according to ABC news, there were NO breast cancer specialist on that expert panel.
Taking CJ’s lead here …
except I have topped my oatmeal/banana with honey!
Great Googlymoogly I’ve been producing audio a bit too long…
I’m listening to something produced out of the bloody BBC Radiophonic Workshop and thinking: “I think they clipped Marvin’s line just a bit just now…”
Of course, I clipped a line of my own last night, but I’m hardly the Beeb.
Good Morning! Pan!
I just had a work related question that involved something I’m actually interested in… One in three years, that’s not bad is it?
TEB: Can I be the rubber chicken? Can I? Can I?
Thx Cj and TEB.
Oooo a rubber chicken
Yah a rubber chicken
A rubber chicken
Yah a rubber chicken
Wow, that Cthulhu ornament almost makes me want to put up an Xmas tree.
Rubber chickens in mirror may be funnier than they appear.
O Cthulu
O Cthulu
How welcome is your madness…
Ghost truck drivers in the mirror may be Large Marge.
Ooo, tell us the story of Large Marge!
justa J0e, when i saw this crap the first thing i thought was was government trying to take over health care looking for anyway to make studys that show the cost would be less than it is.
Mmmmm… I love honey.
Lo Pan refuses to pay 55$ for a Pixies ticket. Lo Pan enjoys milk… however to BE milked is quite another matter. Tis its own hell altogether.
Seems to me incorporeal beings don’t need their own seats, no?
JB: Since when has “needing a seat” and “needing a ticket” been the same thing?
Thou knows not the power…and evil… of Ticketmaster.
Bunny – I am not a puppy…
Excuse me while I finish my dinner of inspector…. [lip smack]
$55 for Pixies? A bottle of Paxil probably costs less.
There’s no such thing as an affordable event ticket anymore.
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/cat_know
and
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/marcellus_wallace
That cat thing is wrong. my kitty loves cupcakes and muffins
She also loves rice crispy squares. There’s no way you can tell me she doesn’t like sweets.
Ok, after that quick hop in, and taking a moment to pat the puppy (
), I’ve got a dentist appointment. Lucky me.
Lo, Pixies tixies were $28 for the show last night in Boulder. I didn’t go, but was tempted. Come to the Rocky Mountains. You can haunt my guest room.
Van, I think what Cj said is very wise. I’ve done a lot of work toward destroying my inner doormat over the past several years, and, with the knowledge that relationships of all kinds take work on both sides, only very few friends “get a pass” when a serious trespass has occurred.
CP: shuffle of all my Pixies for the rest of the afternoon
xox you wonderful MFers.
/drive-by
EssBee
Wait, but they played in Denver last night…no? AM I wrong? I totally walked over to the Filmore and called the box office and they said 55$. Bah! I would have gone for 28 probably. Did they play at the Boulder Theater??
PS…. I already haunt the Rocky Mountains….
Oh and now Lo Pan finds out that Puscifer is charging 48 – 64$ for a ticket to their show. Hell of the High Jacked Prices!!!!!!!!! I’ll just pay 13$ for Electric 6 or Baroness.
Must….get……concert…..fix…. but…too…poor….
PS Jack… Lo Pan loves Lo Pan some Paxil.
Don’t know if I’ve mentioned, but recorded new BLC last night & it is in Jack’s hands.
Suddenly, I find myself wondering just how long Lo Pan has been haunting the Deadpan. Or Farpoint Media even…
Lo Pan knows not of what ye speaks…. Lo Pan has always been. And always will be.
Lo Pan, Rhettro and I saw Baroness open for Opeth – - Not crazy about their vocals, but I still kinda dig their approach. I also regretfully passed on overpriced Puscifer tix.
Ew JB, what did you get on my hands??
Lo Pan enjoys the dirtyclean growls of Baroness. Perhaps it translates better over vinyl/cd. They are quite the musicians tho. As is the Opeth. Lo Pan digs.
Perhaps Jack would be more keen on Torche. Lo Pan approved!!!!
I assure you it is not Burnt Lemon Custard
Conceited drummers in the rearview mirror may be Larser than they appear.
I had lunch at Hooters today.
You should all be jealous.
Fried pickles and cleavage all in one place. Who could ask for more?
They serve cleavage at Hooters now? Dang it, right after I swear off wings…
Jedi in the rear-view may appear…what was I saying?
Cj must have dined with a TruthSeeker Diva…
If you want a waffle, you may need to make it from scratch…
http://www.msnbc.msn.com/id/34023372/from/ET
Just a quick hop in after the dentist and before I do dishes.
Jack: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DIXTxrDFwMk&feature=related
about 8:40 in. There are several of these throughout the movie but this is the first one I found on youtube. I know it’s not The Hobbit but it’s all I see now when I think Bakshi
Although both were done by Rankin/Bass ;)
What do orcs, Rerun, and Snoopy have in common? A happy dance.
Lo Pan loled at “To you, happy birthday”, Jack. You please me well.
Er… Lo Pan chose his words unfortunately.
Tonight I bed early, because tomorrow the wife goes under the knife… I wonder if I’ll sleep…
Is my boy a ladies man or what?
http://farm3.static.flickr.com/2662/4115179149_1e9547cb35_b.jpg
Oh, Lejon. I hope everything goes well. You’ll both be in my thoughts.
*hugs*. For you and your wife, Lejon
Thanks, L.P.
Cj, that is a cute pic.
Lejon, best wishes to you and especially to the Mrs. I hope you’ll find some time to post tomorrow that she’s resting and recouping nicely.
Good luck Mrs Lejon.
For just a second there, I thought Canada was going in a weird direction:
http://www.cbc.ca/canada/calgary/story/2009/11/18/calgary-homework-school-students.html
(Thanks for the well-wishes. I’ll post updates tomorrow around Noon my time.)
Hugs and best wishes to Mrs. Lejon. :-)
To watch at home before I start Deadpanning. . . . : http://io9.com/5406276/tim-burton-pours-out-his-brain-at-the-moma-exhibit
And hey! Deadline to join a DotF3 team is mere hours away! Send me an email if you want to pledge allegiance to a player and win. The Buzz Lightyear team is full, but the rest still have available spots.
Lo Pan, I admit my obvious error and submit myself for punishment. The show was in Denver last night, not Boulder.
My cuz had TWENTY EIGHT dollar tickets — I was wrong about that too. She got that price because she’s been to 15 shows this calendar year (something about livenation?) or some such deal. She is young and potentially full of total crap as a young punk who has time to go to 15 concerts.
Ah, nice to be home . . .
Shooting positive shots toward Mr. and Mrs. from Chandler. I sure hope everything turns out fine.
THOUGHTS, not shots.
I quit drinking a year ago. Really, I did.
Sending happy thoughts to the LSGFC’s .
Lejon – that homework article was interesting. The parents had a valid point … of course, sticking your neck out like that … now the onus of your kid learning the material is all on you. 8(
You’d have to have a lot of confidence in your kids scholastic aptitude AND attitude.
I’d like to go on record stating that eggplant is evil.
Delicious.. *sigh* yet makes my tongue swell up to twice its normal size.
So unfair.
Is that length or girth ?
Size doesn’t matter anyway, J0e.
What are we talking about again?
Both. And it hurts.
Quite the stud, CJ.
Best wishes for you and your wife, Lejon.
Has Lo Pan ever serenaded Captain Jack?
Looks like I picked the wrong time to quit sniffing glue.
Eggplant in your rear view mirror….ooh, donuts.
I’m taking my swelled up tongue and going to bed. Stupid allergy.
Why do I have to have bizarre allergies. Aloe Vera and Eggplant are my enemies. How can two things that are so good be so bad for me? I’m defective!
Since I’m going to the New Moon premiere at midnight tomorrow night/Friday morning – whatever it is – I need to be rested.. so off I go.
Goodnight, rear-view mirrors.
Hmm, the riddle of the Lo Pan.
So apparently, this is what’s sweeping the web???
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=byCG-eGYgyo
Mrs. from Chandler says “awww, thank you…”
Goodnight, Cthulu
Lo Pan has disdain for “sittin on the toilet”. Lo Pan curses his…er..her…er..his(?) bowels with the black blood of the earth.
Curse you Mangan. Lo Pan seriously has medamn “sittin on the toilet” running thru Lo Pan’s no-flesh yet mighty brain.
Fucksticks.
Fucksticks, Lo Pan say.
Lo Pan is off for drinks at Sputnik with Wind and Rain. Rowdy fuckers, those two.
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