Relaxed Show Notes.
Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #148: A Hammock Between Palm Trees
Jack Mangan wants our full attention
Promo – Cybrosis (http://www.cybrosisnovel.com/)
Broken Lyrics Challenge
Partial winner for last challenge – reaper
Usedhair gives us some dirty lyrics
Sponge Bob Deadpan
The Energizer Bunny continues shopping from last week
Duel of the Fates – Buzz Lightyear vs. Bilbo Baggins
Special guest Love Prowess announcer – Cj
And … as Bilbo
Usedhair with more dirty lyrics
More shopping with The Energizer Bunny
Greasy Nipples
Cj (first comment of the week)
Justa J0e
Jeremy from Seattle
reaper
The Energizer Bunny
Cj
Nomad Scry
Amy Bowen with her NaNoWriMo earbud list
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Closing music: “Deadpan is the Way”
What about Maximillian?
http://www.r2kt.com/top20robots/maximillian.gif
Damn, missed 600sies..
I think that Anthony Perkins died from a overzealous happy ending by Maximillian.
DAMN! I didn’t know that waters of mars aired already!
Downroading now!
Totally Bumpin’ Action
Those rotating blades were cool but I preferred the beat up B.O.B.
Fame cuts both ways. Tiger isn’t a super millionaire because of his golf skills (though I know some of his tournament wins give him some big payouts), but because of his endorsement deals to hock Nike, Buick, and whatever else. His celebrity status brought him riches. He should have been more careful, as a matter of “job security” if not any moral issues.
Right, he was dumb for sure. It just doesn’t warrant all the hub-bub, broo-ha-ha and Chinese Computer Animation.
I totally agree with you guys. So what? Who cares? I mean, he’s gross and was selling us an image that was obviously not accurate, but also we have WARS going on out there and a financial crisis and gays wanting to get married.
… and Podtaint !
Rhettro: How dare you not have a crazed knee-jerk reaction!
I’ll be sad to see The Black Hole destroyed in its new incarnation. On a similar note, we recently saw the original Journey to the Center of the Earth. Rather enjoyed it.
“I’ll be sad to see The Black Hole destroyed in its new incarnation. ”
Okay. For just the briefest second … I was afraid this was a reference to the Tiger topic.
Journey to the Center could have been even scarier. . .
< Some Guy Drive By >
Up and can’t sleep, haven’t been able to catch up with anything.
Hope all the Panites are doing well. Best wishes
< /Some Guy Drive By >
time for more Creepy Children of the stones.
Should be asleep. Must. Finish. Project. Or maybe not.
Goodnight, half-finished item # 22 on the list of 500 things.
I really need to make a list of things. I have no idea what number I am on, let alone how many there are, or even what the next item may well be.
I dumped the list along time ago.
Morning Pan.
Mornin’ Van. Ready for your hump day?
I wish I knew the original source:
http://dailycostume.com/archive/thistooksometime/
I’m working Sat NS, so H day is tomorrow for me.
To hump or not to hump? That is the question.
Whether ’tis nobler in the mind’s eye to suffer the
slings are arrows of outrageous…..
Ugh.
Morning Pan!
Downtown this morning, but not for too much longer. Almost done my work already.
Congrats to Dan (and Cj) for the good news.
See, done already.
Off home.
Ta!
Home again, home again, jiggity jog
oooooh, a new LLAP
hello friend
Deadpan is like penpals.
Yes, it is. :-)
Deadpan is like …
With added spice.
drive by nippleing
morning pan running down to QC to hook the hardness tester to the network…
hehe have fun with that one.
/drive by nippleing
I can’t use my hardness tester this week. The joys of having a hubby work until you’re well and truly asleep. :(
You have a perfect score with me, Cj ;)
Good show, as usual, Cj
Well, I need to wrap some Christmas presents.
“The joys of having a hubby work until you’re well and truly asleep.”
Do you mean “until you pass out”?
That requires both skill AND dedication. (You did say “joys”.)
reaper … what’s her name ? ;)
Power down to 67%.
We shall see who finishes first, the Honda service department or my laptop battery.
Mornin pan.
*yawn*
*smacks lips*
*scratches butt*
*smells breath*
*dies*
Morning J0e, JfS.
I’d say sorry your breath kills, Jeremy, but I think my sympathies should be aimed more towards your wife :)
I’m experimenting with my hair (husbands hate that) and have my shirt off in order to safeguard it from getting hair dye on it.
The house is cold when you walk around without a shirt. My shoulders get cold easily
(and for those who have really dirty minds, clean them up, I do have a towel wrapped around the sticky-out parts ;) )
Just a couple more minutes, then I can have a nice warm shower.
“Sticky-out parts”
A) The most erotic phrase ever invented
B) Is the hair dye sticky?
C) Our new band name
There, all rinsed and dressed. I had to wrestle with the cat to get my sweater back, but at least she kept it nice and warm.
I just went a couple of shades darker. I think my hubby would disown me if I did anything too dramatic
Some guys don’t even notice if the hair color change isn’t that drastic. I’ve never done that, though. . .
Don’t get me wrong Jack, but somehow I have trouble believing you’ve never done that.
Once upon a time my hair was quite long (half way down my back), I had it cut to my shoulders and my hubby didn’t notice. He knew something was different, but couldn’t pin it down so he didn’t say anything in case he was wrong.
Silly hubby.
Me neither.
Showered and shaved. Decided to go with the chops again.
Yeah, I’ve been there. My ex had waist length hair but when she got it chopped to just under her shoulder blades, I know something was wrong but I couldn’t place what it was.
It’s a foot of hair, and yet, not so much. When I last had my hair almost waist length, I got stuck in a machine and ended up with it just past my chin… that was noticeable.
(Not to mention utterly terrifying.)
I’d rather my hair cuts be voluntary ;)
I’m at that shaggy in between phase right now. I haven’t cut my hair since July. I haven’t decided whether or not I’m going to grow it out.
I asked my hubby what he prefers and got that totally unhelpful answer of “I love your hair no matter how you have it. What ever you feel like, dear”
I guess I’ll have to decide one way or another by March so I don’t look like a hobo at the DPmmmmm meet up.
Yikes, Nomad. I’m guessing that the machine wasn’t “Supercuts”?
I’m still stuck on “hardness tester” . . .
I can’t help feeling that Mr TEB is being very diplomatic.
:)
It sound like hubby is truly a wise man. Whatever you decide to do with your hair for the March MMMmmmeetup will be fine, Bunny. :P
I sure hope it wasn’t the hardness tester machine that pulled Nomad’s hair. That makes the story 10x more horrifying. (I hope I’m not kidding around about a truly traumatizing event there, NS)
JN: when i got asked to network the hardness tester i couldn’t help but comment on it.
I think Van has it, though I’d say Mr. TEB is being overly diplomatic.
Jack: Tis cool. I’d give the grissly details, but I’m not supposed to “reveal secrets” about the machines and blahblahblah. When I get out of there, I’ll have a juicy dumbass memory for the show. The upside is that I always were my safety gear and I always tuck my hair inside my shirt so that it cannot fall into the machine again. And no jewelry either. Safety first.
Unless I’m driving. Then look out. =P
… always wHere my ….
aaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaa
… always WEAR my …
Dammit.
when I was 19 i stopped cutting my hair till i was 23 than i shaved it off. i had a 14inch pony tail. I stared loosing my hair when i was 15 so now at 30 i wouldn’t have hair if i could.
So what the heck is a hardness tester anyhow? I’m guessing it has to do with vulnerabilities, but it can’t be as simple as a port scan, right?
Believe it or not, sometimes girls want an honest answer when they ask their other halves a looks question. Of course “does this outfit make me look fat” requires diplomacy but ” do you prefer my hair long or short?” requires an honest answer. How else are we supposed to know what kind of gussying up to do to make you happy?
I do, however, try to make things easy ony hubby and generally avoid the “requires a diplomatic answer” questions but he’s a man. What are you going to do? *shrug*
reaper: You just made me cry.
And then sometimes you just make an involuntary facial twitch at a new hairstyle and it haunts you forever. It’s been a long time and Jade hasn’t had her hair done with bangs since.
I once told an ex that her braided ponytails reminded me of the girls in the “World’s Strongest Women” shows on ESPN. That was it for that hairstyle.
LOL, Scry
we cut pieces out of sheets of metal (4×8 foot steel) and if it is a job for the military, QC has to test the batch of sheets to determine what parts of the vehicle these sheets can be made into. QC will take a small sample of a sheet and put it in the clamp to tell the properties of the metal
Sorry NS, I just looked creepy with long hair. I tried as long as I could to pull it off. I loved having long hair but it was starting to get in the way of job prospects and any chance of having a girlfriend
Jack, *cough* I got a funny look from my coworker after I read your comment. *cough* I felt like I was listening to LLAP. *cough* I think all the water is out now
CW: Merlin S2E1
I really really like this show
I told my hubby if he wouldn’t tell me what he preferred, I’d cut my hair like my Dragon Age avatar. He just rolled his eyes.
Maybe I’m a bit weird, but when I like somebody I want them to dress and cut their hair the way they want and not the way I want.
As true as that may be Van, you still have preferences. Especially if you’ve known the person a long time and have seen them go through different phases.
As for honest answers…maybe an agreed word so the other person knows that this time youvwant an honest answer…
On that note, it’s time to think about lunch… I’m thinking Arby’s today.
Yes It’s never got to long…maybe that is why :)
I wish I could still have long hair, but that just doesn’t age well with most guys. The haircuts were just about the only smart thing Metallica did in the 90s.
Bunny, I think hubby’s intentions are in the right place. If you nudge him for his honest preferences for your next hair venture, I bet he’ll tell you.
Finally finished assembling Jade’s present.
Then I had to take part of it back apart so that I could shove it into the closet to hide for the next 8 days.
One of these days I’ll have to cut my hair, but I’m pretty sure that I’ll take my grandfather’s path and go from locks to butch. In the meantime, I enjoy threatening to keep the queue if I start going bald. It makes those close to me cringe.
Heh.
Wait, Jack, you don’t like S&M? That was ’99.
*Pauses to let the implications of Nomad’s question sink in*
Hrmmm…. Honesty is a dangerous weapon… It falls into the same category as “grenades”. I find that I can be honest with a woman, and they’ll thank me up front, but I’ve found that they will let that answer simmer on the back-burner for a few hours, until after I’ve forgotten the original question in the first place, and they hit you with something like “What do you mean I don’t look good in short skirts?”
Diplomacy. Is. Safe.
Hair…I am as ever-changing as something that changes a lot.
Currently I am growing it out. It was long and poofy in the summer. I told Kerry that I was going to cut it and she said that I was cutting away my love for her.
Totally cut it anyway. Heheh.
Check it out http://twitpic.com/trssw
I think Metallica released plenty of decent music in the 90s, NS – but didn’t make many smart moves. Bob Rock? Really?
http://www.dailystab.com/ditto/
Finished lunch. Yum
Hubby’s Guitar World Magazine came in the mail. He’ll be happy when he finally makes it home.
CP: Sims 3 World Adventures
CP: Charlie Brown Christmas Special Soundtrack
As a counter point to what CJ said in LLAP 129, a lot of women like to celebrate by getting stuck by a hot poker.
Jack: You found my house! ;)
ZP finds Demon’s Soul to be a bit of a challenge:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1321-Demons-Souls
Hmmm… Tasty tasty Demon’s Soul…
Silly links:
http://www.poptoad.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/07/space_cat_large.jpg
http://www.imdb.com/news/ni1304066/
http://theofficialsiteofgrantmiller.blogspot.com/2007/02/100-reasons-to-hate-sting.html
Grant Miller might feel a bit more comfortable if he removed that stick from his ass.
I’m just say’n is all.
I heart space cat.
I’m a fan of Gordon – - I mean, Sting – - but taken as an irreverent list, it made for snarky, pithy chuckles.
DAMN missed 700sies.
22. He performed at Live Aid.
23. With Phil Collins.
24. Phil Collins sucks.
25. Even though Sting and Phil Collins performed together, people continued to starve in Ethiopia.
HA!!
Jack: I agree. It was hilarious.
I didn’t like space cat’s incorrect eye reflections, so in true JfS style, I fixed it.
Now with 100% more realistic reflections!
http://www.x-dezyn.com/images/space_cat_large.jpg
I laugh because it’s true, but I like Sting…Stung…Stang_k?
45. He once played a stadium in Orlando.
46. Disney World is also in Orlando.
47. Annette Funicello is like really old.
hahahahahahaha
87. Sting has been in movies.
88. Battlefield Earth was a movie that Sucked!
89. Yet Hilter killed a bunch of Jews on earth.
hahahahahaha
I guess I just don’t get it.
On a different note … a musical one !
I really really really should do an “earbuds” on this but …
I cannot recommend enough … The Klezmonauts – “Oiy to the World”.
First … these guys are really good musicians so it’s got that going on.
Second – it’s a copletely differrent sound and arrangement of so many of the tunes you are probably on the verge of getting sick of.
Finally – for the musicians in the crowd … the “musical jokes” that are woven into these arrangements are HI-larious!
The concept should say it all … it is a traditional Jewish Klezmer band doing traditional Christmas songs.
Do yourself a favor and check it out -
http://www.klezmonauts.com/index.html
Hi babes and babettes.
It’s been a long motherfucking day.
Jeremy, *swoooon* on the rugby photo.
Good evening, Pan.
Home from my son’s “winter program” at school. My wife reminded me that this will be the last one we attend as he’ll be moving up to Kindergarten next year.
Also, I’m now fondling my new 32GB Ipod Touch.
I’m too musically ignorant and lacking in ‘taste’ to really comment, but everything I’ve heard from Metallica (up until St. Anger) I have enjoyed. If Bob Rock was involved in making all of their albums through the 90′s and those albums were filled with good music, then I don’t understand pointing him out as a not-smart move. Then again, I don’t really understand what part the producer plays.
Oh, and as usual, I wasn’t aware of them until after all of their original fans completely freaked out over the the new sounds after the … what was it, the Black Album? A co-worker (circa ’97) lent me a pile including old and new stuff so that I could hear how they had lost their way. I ended up liking Metallica all around.
If we want to point out stupid decisions, the whole letting Lars speak in public thing would be a big mark against Metallica.
(Too much blahblahblah?)
Morning Panites!
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