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Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #151: Duel of the Fates Season 3 Finale
Deadpan Dies Laughing
Thoughts are with Tee Morris. Please check website for links on how to help
Promo – Lilith’s Love (http://www.liliths-love.com/)
Duel of the Fates – Buzz Lightyear Vs. Ming/Rorschach
Justa J0e cleans his pantry
Duel of the Fates continued
Guest announcer – Philippa Ballantine
Love Long and Prosper orders fast food (http://www.lovelongandprosper.com/podcast/)
Duel of the Fates continued
More from Justa J0e
Duel of the Fates – Finale
Greasy Nipples
Vanamond (First comment of the week)
Nomad Scry
cj (last comment of the day)
Happy Birthday Jack!!!
Thanks to those who submitted content for this week.
Apologies to those who didn’t get to hear this episode.
Send in content: 206-350-Tomi (8664) or e-mail: sphericaljackmatgmaildotcom
March 13th is the Deadpanmmmm meetup.
Closing music
Right here, right now.
Morning Pan, going to check out Daybreakers later.
well, arg with my lateness because I got caught in an IM chat! grrrr..
So…
one more time…
Happy Birthday,
And now… goodnight cupcakes.
Just repeat my last comment on the last episode nipples.
The Doomsday clock is going back:
http://bit.ly/4YOs72
Happy Birthday Jack
/wiggles Hips at Cj!
Thanks :)
Watching the world wake up from history?
Happy Birthday Mack Jangan!
Boo sucks to the good guy winning yet again.
Fingers crossed you get good news today Jack.
The cinema is that way —–>
Happy Birthday, Jack!
Now, to do more of that aughts nostalgia with a manual Deadpan download.
Happy Birthday
! Have a 
day, without any 
aftereffects.
Happy birthday Jack!
Happy Birthday Jack!
Up yours, iTunes!
Morning Deadpam!
Happy birthday to our illustrious host.
Silly me, for some reason I thought your birthday was in the spring
Ack!
*mutters to myself* Stupid i-Tunes. Makes me download manually *more muttering*
Episode downloaded. Now to listen, followed by LLAP!
Well Daybreakers was cheesey with a gorefest at the end.
One to watch boozed up.
Happy Birthday, Jack!
Yeah Jack, Happy Birthday!
http://www.facebook.com/groups.php?ref=sb#/group.php?v=info&gid=120673555584
Now to listen to LLAP
Happy Thursday Jack!
Teeth are for chewing…
Happy Jackday !
Jacks Happy Day!
Fingers crossed for good news about your kids, Jack.
I don’t know why, but I found this site fascinating
http://mandarin.about.com/od/vocabularylists/tp/music.htm
Thirty years ago or today, the Weekly World News is still insane
http://books.google.com/books?id=1O8DAAAAMBAJ&pg=PA5&lr=&as_brr=0&rview=1&source=gbs_toc&cad=1#v=onepage&q=&f=false
This is more a link for Cj’s kids, but still…
http://www.barbie.com/vote/
This is your printer. This is your printer in use. Any questions?
http://theoatmeal.com/comics/printers
modern movies, retro games.
http://penneydesign.tumblr.com/search/retro
Happy birthday, Jack!!
I think I need to find a higher paying job. I want their swimming pools.
http://www.regal360.com/clients/hearst/hearstcastle/index.html
Thanks, everyone! You guys rock. You especially rock for downloading the show manually, even when iTunes chokes on itself.
Limbaugh: Obama will use Haiti to boost credibility with “light-skinned and dark-skinned black community in this country”
I think Rush was just trying to buy the St. Louis Rams to boost his credibility with the light-skinned and dark-skinned blacks in this country.
@The Energizer Bunny
Hehe. Awesome!
@jackmangan
Unfortunately thats childs play to what good ol Pat Robertson said. You see that? Incrediridiculous. Fucking slob.
@jackmangan
An Open Letter to Rush Limbaugh:
Lick This.
EssBee
hay
heading off to my interview. wow i’m nervous. I’ll let u know how it goes when I get back.
Knock ‘em dead, reaper!
. . . er, yeah. . . Good luck.
Go reaper, it’s Jack’s birthday, get a job now, go reaper!
@EssBee
Clever girl…..
*raptor attack*
*sending good luck hugs to reaper*
I think I have to go out and get a pair of slacks. We’re going to the CPO tomorrow and all I have are skirts and dresses. I don’t know if I’ll be warm enough in a dress, considering I’d have to wear open toe shoes.
Off to spend money.
Need to look good for this
http://www.cpo-live.com/main/event_detail.php?event_id=419
Wouldn’t Limbaugh think that Obama would get a negative public reation for helping Haiti? You know because of the demonic pact the Haitians made with Satan to defeat Napolean the 3rd. According to that master of history, Pat Robertson anyway.
Slacks are good, but that could be me being weird.
cough
Robertson and Limbaugh will both be devoured by Cthulhu anyway.
@jackmangan
Thats just asking for heartburn. Also…SATAN!
HA!!!!!!!
In a statement on its Web site, the Christian Broadcasting Network said Robertson was speaking objectively about Haiti’s history that has led “countless scholars and religious figures over the centuries to believe the country is cursed.
“Dr. Robertson never stated that the earthquake was God’s wrath,” the statement reads. “If you watch the entire video segment, Dr. Robertson’s compassion for the people of Haiti is clear.”
Oh oh yes it was. Crystal. Also by “countless scholars” they mean 1. And by “scholars” they mean Pat Robertson.
I knew it would happen. Not only did I get a pair of slacks, I saw this cute pair of ankle boots on sale that matched so I got them too.
Then I spent 1/2 and hour waiting in line to get my car washed. Boo.
Of course that also means I’ll be taking some time out tomorrow morning to hem the slacks.
Why are cloths made for average size people? *shakes fist in general direction of the world*
cloths = clothes
What’s a “track back”? I see a count at the top of the DP page beside the comment count. Even though it says 0 I’m afraid to push on just in case.
Its just used to show when another website author links to the page.
@Lo Pan
ooooohhh!
Listening to Evo@11. They just wished Jack a happy birthday too.
@The Energizer Bunny
Jack is soooo popular and famous. He even has his own emoticon..
I think the trackback means if someone at a blog links to a particular comment. . . ? I don’t think it’s related to this blogpost.
No I think its the blogpost…Mr. Burr
*prepares pistols for duel*
You could definitely be right, LP. I’m just speculating with zero knowledge and expertise.
We can still have the duel though. Nerf pistols?
I LEARNED IT BY WATCHING YOU ALL RIGHT!?!?!???!?!?!?!?!?!?!?!
*loads Nerf Raider Rapid Fire CS-35*
My brain hurts.
CP: Heaven Knows — Robert Plant
“Brain”…. uh huh… surrrrreeeee. your “brain” hurts.
What was her name, ditto?
You could definitely be right, LP. I’m just speculating with zero knowledge and expertise.
We can still have the duel though. Nerf pistols?
It will have to come out!
CP: Animal – Mindless Self Indulgence
HIGHLY Lo Pan approved
Hay
just finished my interview and I think it when really well.
Thanks for all the well wishes!
It will have to come out!
I’d like to volunteer, please.
Wow I butchered that code….
@reaper
You slayed em Reaper! (directly stolen from Jacks earlier joke)
Well done, reaper!
Happy Birthday Jack!
I think this new work thing is settling in and I will have the brains left at the end of some night soon to record some content, including the recently-recovered performance art piece.
CP: Metal Slug XX
Metal Slug = Lots of fun
“I have grown older
And you have grown colder
And nothing is very much fun anymore”
On a loop in my head.
Thanks, JB!
Null, what’s going on with
slug?
(Need I mention that “Metal Slug” is clearly going to be our band name?)
Jack: Do you mean that slug? I’ve been far too busy, but I’m trying to catch up for the weekend.
And I REALLY hope no one wants me in the band. I have the musical abilities of a slug, metal or otherwise.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Metal_Slug
There is a very badly dubbed chop socky film on BBC 3 playing on the TV, which along with atrocious dialog features lots of silk pyjamas.
Night Pan.
Hearst Castle is definitely a place to be visited. To bad he never got to finish it.
Hopefully nothing to do with the news of your kids.
Yes, a trackback is when a post on someone else’s blog contains a link to this specific blog post. Here is an example of a Deadpan episode with two trackbacks: Nomad Scry and I both made links to the post for that episode on our own blogs. Clicking on “Trackbacks (2)” displays links to the entries we made that contain the links. :)
… AND WHY doesn’t Nerf make an I.E.D. ?
THat would SO come in handy when the heavily armed rich kids from the next block come over with there rapid fire Nerf Weapons.
Joe,
You do know what the I in IED stand for, don’t ya? You just need some spare Nerf gun parts, foams bullets, and maybe some shaving cream.
Brilliant!
I could hide it under the Banana seat of my Schwinn Stingray, leave it laying in the front yard and they would never suspect … and when they walked by, “BLAMMO” !!!
**screaming from someplace in the intertubes**
HaPpY bIrThDaY JACK!
** Clearing throat **
Ahem, sorry. Let’s try that again deadpan.
Happy Birthday, Jack. Here’s to you, my friend.
*grumbles* I can’t even find the link to d/l this week’s episode. Am I being especially blind or is Cthulhu eating the episodes?
@Nomad Scry
erm… yeah its kinda fuckin gone. wtf happened yo?
Oh, yeah: Happy birthday, Jack! :-)
Ed, TEB: My family has visited Hearst Castle many times. We love going there. :-)
Doesn’t IED stand for International ED? Or does it have something to do with Justa J0e’s Nerflear Warfare?
I tried a fix that broke the site further. The player is back now.
Gah! Getting home in the middle of the night is for the birds. Seriously. There is never anyone to talk to.
Echo Echo Echo….
Fine. I’ll just go read the posts I missed in the last 9 hours.
Flagglemoggle! I was trying to kill a mosquito and it was hopping around my keyboard and now I’ve jacked up all my toolbar settings.
Darned it to heckinback! I want my toolbars!
make them come back.
frak frak frak
@Cj
Toolbars?
Also,
Thank you!
@Nomad Scry
I fixed it. I was jsut beeeeing ‘tarded.
@Cj
Oh for crying out loud. Who are you? Why are you typing like that and don’t you have some sleeping you should be doing.
aaaah! What’s wrong with you? Are you talking to your self?
CPIMM: Sanitarium – Metallica (this song has been stuck in my head for 3 fricken hours. What is it trying to tell me?)
@Cj
*snicker*
Middle of the night.
You people need to get some sleep!
And, so do I, but work beckons….
helLO PAN…..
You all have issues.
That is all.
GAH! Keep fuckin forgetting to get the show off my computer and into my MP3 player sos OI can actually listen to the show. Oh DAMN you IT. Why must you torment Lo Pan with a super fast computer with no sound? WHY???? Was it the Black Blood pr0n? Was it the WOW? Was it the dealing on ebay all day instead of work? WAS IT THE DEADPAN????????
Lo Pan’s inquiring minds want to gnow.
CP: The entire “Good Health” album by Pretty Girls Make Graves.
It receives Lo Pan’s highest approval. ditto, methinks youd dig big time.
It is morning. The sun is up… apparently so am I.
Didn’t I JUST go to bed?
I have a multitude of fun things to do today – one of which might include a nap – NONE of which include going to work.
Morning Pan *yawn*
@The Energizer Bunny
Good morning, you sexy little bunny!
off to playgroup I go!
Busy day today. Normal stuff to begin with. Work, grocery shopping, cleaning the bathroom. Then must hem my slacks. Must think about dinner. Then it’s Star Trek at the CPO with John DeLancie and Robert Picardo followed by a reception with the same said guests.
It’s going to be a late night, at least by my standards.
Work done, now to clean the bathroom. Yipee!
YEEEAHHHH!!!!!!!! AIM HIGH,NASA!
http://www.cnn.com/2010/TECH/space/01/15/nasa.shuttle.cocaine/index.html?hpt=T2
CDrinking: Lipton Tea.
There is tea I like better but when I can get 100 bag for $2.50 VS. getting 10 bags for $3.50 My cheap side kicks in.
http://news.yahoo.com/video/world-15749633/worries-over-fate-of-children-trapped-in-school-rubble-17635039
I just look at this and think, “I have a pair of bolt cutters and a pry bar. If I could just be there I could get some of these kids out. Even if they are dead.”
To be a parent and be able to see your kid, to touch an arm or leg but not be able to remove them… I just can’t begin to comprehend that horror.
Sorry to be a downer. :(
@justa J0e
*grabs 9am stiff drink*
Ah bollix that link includes my email address, Jack can you nuke my last post?
http://www.tor.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=story&id=58363
Thanks Jack.
:thumbsup:
Watching Doctor Who, season 4. Wow. *wipes a tear*
So, TEB gets to hang out with John DeLancie and Robert Picardo?
That is most certainly *swoon* worthy.
(Methinks we need something good to go with a :swoon: code.)
My hubby has informed me that sometime in March he is getting his head shaved for some event at school. He hasn’t given me an actual date, but I worry he’ll have hair when I go to Arizona and not have any when I return.
It’s true, he doesn’t have a lot of hair but what he does have, I’m kind of fond of.
@Nomad Scry
Izzat a tear of joy or a tear of sadness or a tear of “this is horrible”?
@Nomad Scry
I know, right?
@Jeremy From Seattle
What HUH? What do you know? Huh?
What school event calls for head-shavings?
The last Dr. Who episode I saw of this season was the regeneration one.
I think we’re almost done with the Hartnell (sp?) years.
@jackmangan
Yeah that was the last one they’ve played. All in all “End of Time” made my damn head hurt.
@Ed from Texas
Hmm
When I type :swoon: I get this emote –
I wonder why.
@jackmangan
I’m not sure, Jack. I’m sure I’ll get more details tonight when he gets home.
I’m assuming it’s either some school spirit thing or some charity thing. Either way… I’ve never seen hubby’s scalp before. (the bit where the hairline is receding doesn’t count
)
Ok, I have slacks to hem then it’s lunch time. A spicy Thai chicken salad is calling me.
So, not going with a Starfleet uniform then, Bunny? No Orion Slave Girl?
Hey TEB, tell “Q” he owes me $30. LOL
@jackmangan
If it was a con I’d consider it but since it’s the symphony, I figured I better dress a little more conservatively.
@The Energizer Bunny
Do you think he’d remember? Or care?
fighting the dying of the light is no fun.
ok, the @Energizer Bunny was supposed to be @Rhettro. Silly me.
@Vanamonde
*hug* Just because I think you need one.
@DJ Bunny
Probably not. LOL
Tell him I’d like $30 as well, please.
Lo Pan spent 30$ for a lackluster whore and some blow. Good deal…bad results.
CP: Destruction — Tripping Hazard
ditto you silly motherfucker.
CP: Puscifer – Vagina Mine (Live)
Jerome AZ has the Puscifer store.
CP: Dimension Zero – I Can Hear the Dark.
Interesting followup to Lenny Kravitz.
Thank you for the hug TEB.
Onwards and upwards.
@Vanamonde
I doubt if a manly hug from me has the same impact as a Bunny hug. I hear ya about the “onward/upward” thing tho. I hear ya.
*tags Jack with nerf dart*
Another free game this weekend for iPhone/ipod Touch owners:
http://toucharcade.com/2010/01/15/dark-nebula-arcade-marble-roller-free-this-weekend/
Free games are good.
BFP Van
It’s been a while, but this Fark Photoshop contest had come up with a high percentage of WIN:
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=4921683&cpp=1
Advice – put the drink down now so you don’t shoot liquid out your nose.
And with that, I bid the
goodnight 
Morning Pan, pissing down this morning.
morning pan,
heading to a cheerleader competition for my daughter.
should be fun the squad is pretty good.
Well, Van, hopefully that’s better than trying to piss up a rope.
Hrmm, seems the Deadpan is sleeping in this morning.