Jack Mangans Deadpan 152. Mayonnaise
Hold the Show Notes.
Jack Mangans Deadpan 152. Mayonnaise
Unrelated Kitchen – Justa J0e
Hopefully this episode will feed the pod. Apologies for the i-Tunes issues
Promo – The Signal (http://signal.serenityfirefly.com/)
Cj (and family) wishes Jack a happy birthday
All movies are one…
JohnBoze (a.k.a. Paul Maki) tells us a story
Greasy Nipples
nulloperations
Cj
Nomad Scry
Cj (first comment of the unshow)
Questors of Effpiem continued by Amy Bowen (http://amybowen.wordpress.com/)
More Greasy Nipples
Vanamonde
The Energizer Bunny
Ed From Texas
Vanamonde (first comment of the week)
Apologies again to those who had to download this episode manually.
Thanks to those who contributed content – ever
Jack got a jar of greasy nipples as a birthday gift from Dan Shaurette.
Visit Lilith’s Love (http://www.liliths-love.com/)
Send in content: 206-350-Tomi (8664) or e-mail: sphericaljackmatgmaildotcom
March 13th is the Deadpanmmmm meetup.
Closing music – Exeunt (live)
January 21st, 2010 at 12:40 am
Hi.
I thought for sure there would already be a comment. It’s 1:36am if that matters.
January 21st, 2010 at 12:54 am
I’ve spent most of this week confused.
January 21st, 2010 at 12:56 am
@Vanamonde
You are cute when you are confused :swoon:
January 21st, 2010 at 12:57 am
whaaa! What happened to my swooony icon? I thought there was one..
Is that better…
Pressing enter. now
January 21st, 2010 at 1:25 am
A free racing game:
http://freeappaday.com/app.php?day=21&month=01
although the single content should be free for today, some people are reporting problems.
January 21st, 2010 at 1:27 am
+player
January 21st, 2010 at 3:30 am
All your Thursday are belong to Deadpan.
January 21st, 2010 at 4:11 am
Morning
in the iTunes again. damn 
no
January 21st, 2010 at 4:39 am
Yep, after successfully pulling down the test and previous 3 shows on test day, my iTunes failed to grab this one…
January 21st, 2010 at 4:55 am
I kinda miss the greasy nipple game even though I only heard it during my crash course in July and couldn’t ever play.
January 21st, 2010 at 5:07 am
Hay
This is a new one on me. I just burnt my finger on the read/write head motor and power distribution area of the PCB from a Hard drive. But they didn’t let out any of the magic smoke. weird this will make typing a bit slower today it kinda hurts to type the y u i h j k n , keys and mouse click (ouch)
January 21st, 2010 at 5:44 am
google listen still saying feeds not taking too.
January 21st, 2010 at 5:47 am
Time to go get on the bike. Only taking me 21 days into the year to start exercising.
January 21st, 2010 at 5:59 am
Morning Pan!
Slept in this morning.
No Pan on i-tumes. Downloading it manually as we speak. humph
January 21st, 2010 at 5:59 am
No :Deadpan: joy in my iTunes. :(
January 21st, 2010 at 6:27 am
It amazes me when I think of how I once thought McCain was the voice of moderate reason in American politics. Turns out he’s not just a douchebag, he’s an ignorant douchebag.
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/01/mccain_gets_schooled_on_bogus_abdulmutallab_one-wa.php?ref=mblt
January 21st, 2010 at 6:30 am
Short work out for my first time. About eight to ten minutes.
Still, it’s a start.
January 21st, 2010 at 6:37 am
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didnt even see an Al’Kesh flashin those high beams
No band of Brutals lookin for the man
Two in the mornin got the Deadpan
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read “Jack Mangan’s a pimp”
Drunk as hell but no throwin up
Half way home and my I-Tunes sill blowin up
Bubba HoTep starred J.F.K
I got to say it was a good day
January 21st, 2010 at 6:58 am
@Lo Pan
word
January 21st, 2010 at 6:59 am
@justa J0e
Ill give you a one way ticket!
*Benny Hill music*
January 21st, 2010 at 7:13 am
Wow, work is done for the day… What to do, what to do.
January 21st, 2010 at 7:15 am
My God it’s foggy out there today.
January 21st, 2010 at 7:41 am
Tarzan wasn’t a ladies’ man
He’d just come along and scoop ‘em up under his arm
Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle
But Clark Kent now there was a real gent
He would not be caught sittin’ around in no
Junglescape, dumb as an ape doing nothing
Supermen never made any money
For saving the world from Solomon Grundy
And sometimes I despair the world will never see
Another man like him
January 21st, 2010 at 7:43 am
Hey Bob, Supe had a straight job
Even though he could have smashed through any bank
In the United States, he had the strength, but he would not
Folks said his family were all dead
Their planet crumbled but Superman, he forced himself
To carry on, forget Krypton, and keep going
Tarzan was king of the jungle and Lord over all the apes
But he could hardly string together four words: “I Tarzan, You Jane. “
January 21st, 2010 at 7:58 am
Morning pan. Time for another crappy day. :)
January 21st, 2010 at 7:59 am
I would read the shit out of Jack Mangan’s Deadpan Papyrus.
January 21st, 2010 at 7:59 am
@ditto
OH ME TOO ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
January 21st, 2010 at 8:00 am
No Deadpan joy from iTunes either.
January 21st, 2010 at 8:03 am
Soylent Green would have been 1000000 times better if it really were Gremlins
January 21st, 2010 at 8:07 am
@Lo Pan
@Lo Pan
I would read the phone book if Jack wrote it.
I’m a devoted fangirl that way.
January 21st, 2010 at 8:07 am
@Cj
Settle.
January 21st, 2010 at 8:07 am
I would also reply to Long Pan twice in one post if I were in the mood to do so.
January 21st, 2010 at 8:08 am
Ugh. Mayonnaise. I don’t like it except as an ingredient in things like potato salad.
And why do restaurants in the midwest insist on adding it as a secret ingredient on everything?
January 21st, 2010 at 8:08 am
Dude. good for you, man. Seriously as one who’s been allergic to working out forever, the first step is indeed the hardest.
January 21st, 2010 at 8:09 am
Because that all they can milk from the rats.
January 21st, 2010 at 8:10 am
Deadpan ruta-winnebegos
January 21st, 2010 at 8:10 am
You are.
January 21st, 2010 at 8:14 am
@Lo Pan
You dirty rat…
January 21st, 2010 at 8:18 am
@ditto
Berry punny…..
January 21st, 2010 at 8:20 am
ditto: Re: secret ingredient
Guess we don’t like knowing what we are eating IE sausage.
let the innuendo flood gates open hehe
January 21st, 2010 at 8:27 am
@Lo Pan
If you do a Google search on Perry Bunny you get:
http://www.jenniferperry.com/bunnyheadpage.html
January 21st, 2010 at 8:37 am
[...] January 21, 2010 This episode of “The Questors from Effpiem” can be found in Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #152: Mayonnaise. [...]
January 21st, 2010 at 8:42 am
@The Energizer Bunny
Creepy fun1!11!1!!!!
January 21st, 2010 at 8:44 am
I guess I’m a strong silent questor. :)
January 21st, 2010 at 8:54 am
It’s cold and pouring rain outside and I’m too flippin’ tired to tie my damn shoes.
le sigh
January 21st, 2010 at 8:55 am
That’s how I like my men, strong but silent
January 21st, 2010 at 8:56 am
@Cj
Maybe you should invest in Velcro?
January 21st, 2010 at 9:05 am
@The Energizer Bunny
I think you should just come over and take care of it for me.
January 21st, 2010 at 9:15 am
@Cj
That’s a promise
January 21st, 2010 at 9:26 am
@The Energizer Bunny
January 21st, 2010 at 9:27 am
CP: Get Up — Unwritten Law
January 21st, 2010 at 9:30 am
CW: The Office:S4E11 Night Out
January 21st, 2010 at 9:33 am
Now I’m wet.
Because I had to pick up my kid from school in the rain.
January 21st, 2010 at 9:34 am
Just refreshed my podcast list in iTunes, no new deadpan.
Streaming the episode as I type.
January 21st, 2010 at 9:38 am
Off to take my Boo to lunch.
Later Pan!
January 21st, 2010 at 9:40 am
I would be tempted to jailbreak my old 3G iPhone and turn it into a console if this ever goes on sale:
http://icontrolpad.com/
January 21st, 2010 at 9:43 am
Van: That is pretty sweet!
January 21st, 2010 at 9:48 am
Quick note before I leave. If you go to the i-Tunes store and look up the Deadpan, the last episode they list is unshow 45. i-tunes doesn’t even show any episodes after that one as existing at all.
January 21st, 2010 at 10:06 am
Hi.
January 21st, 2010 at 10:15 am
@jackmangan
iH
CP: The Conductor — Ume
January 21st, 2010 at 10:18 am
nulloperations: Well done! When I first ran, I went 1/4 mile. I don’t know how much more I could have done, but I had the rare bit of sense (rare on my part) to take it slow and not injure myself. One step at a time!
Cj: I’ve neglected to congratulate you on your sales figures. Congrats!
January 21st, 2010 at 10:18 am
*cough*
January 21st, 2010 at 10:19 am
@jackmangan
Well hullo! Imagine running into you here!
January 21st, 2010 at 10:28 am
JACK JACK JACK! I’m looking in iTunes. I haven’t gotten an episode in iTunes since 12/16. :( This is terrible. Please fix! I need I need I need! GIMME GIMME GIMME!
January 21st, 2010 at 10:36 am
Just as an aside on the whole iTunes debacle, very early this morning ep 130 downloaded for me…
January 21st, 2010 at 10:39 am
@JRMurdock
*runs*
January 21st, 2010 at 10:44 am
CP: Scott Sigler’s Laughing in the face of Death: Dream a Little Dream of Death
January 21st, 2010 at 10:46 am
My Darling Clemtine is playing on the TV.
My that is a beautifully shot b/w film.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Darling_Clementine
January 21st, 2010 at 10:51 am
Hay
have my second interview tomorrow and the day off! I’ll let ya’ll know around noon (CDT) how it when. I would LOVE to give a 2 week notice on Monday.
January 21st, 2010 at 11:00 am
oops when + went
January 21st, 2010 at 11:02 am
+e
January 21st, 2010 at 11:02 am
wow I can’t type today. It is too cold in here my finders are all stiff.
January 21st, 2010 at 11:03 am
I’m going to stop proving my point now and just quit typing.
January 21st, 2010 at 11:12 am
RE:Mayonnaise
I missed the meeting where it was decided by the companies that packaged sandwiches should replace margarine with mayonnaise.
January 21st, 2010 at 11:14 am
You know it’s a scary day and I show up. :)
January 21st, 2010 at 11:19 am
@JRMurdock
I actually replied to your tweet(!), but this is a better place for online conversation ;). – - I’d love to talk Pink Floyd sometime onpod.
January 21st, 2010 at 11:23 am
@jackmangan
Nice… I’d like to be a stalker in the closet for that conversation
January 21st, 2010 at 11:37 am
Either just a Floyd conversation, or a Floydapalooza (I doubt we could just restrict the conversation to The Wall)
January 21st, 2010 at 12:14 pm
This Bunny’s belly is bursting with yum.
January 21st, 2010 at 12:43 pm
thanks for all the congrats on getting up and moving. Will try to keep to plans about moving during my second break.
January 21st, 2010 at 12:44 pm
I’m hoping for a discussion on Floyd the robot from “Planetfall.”
January 21st, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Would love to hear talk about Pink Floyd. Couldn’t keep to just The Wall as each of their albums offer so much.
Anyone listen to On An Island? The album sounds like an eerie happy version of Pink Floyd.
January 21st, 2010 at 12:51 pm
Poor Floyd sniff
January 21st, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Pink Floyd? I meant Uncle Floyd. http://www.unclefloyd.com/
January 21st, 2010 at 1:06 pm
CP: Handlebars — Flobots
January 21st, 2010 at 1:19 pm
I usually refrain from bashing other podcasts… but “For Those About to Rock” not only is the worst music podcast Ive ever heard, it may be the worst podcast ever. I actually wanted to jump thru the computer during their Alice in Chains show and rip their mouths off to make them stop speaking. GRAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anger….
January 21st, 2010 at 1:36 pm
I saw some Gilmour concert footage awhile back with that material. I was pleased to hear him getting back to a classic Floydian sound, had intended to dig further.
January 21st, 2010 at 1:57 pm
BTW: Which one’s Pink?
January 21st, 2010 at 1:59 pm
@ditto
Yeah, you were the strong silent questor in this episode. In Episodes 10 and 11, we get to see just how strong your character is. You also have several more lines in Episode 11. I will send out the scripts right away.
January 21st, 2010 at 2:00 pm
@Cj
I had to go out in the rain today, too. I spent several minutes blow-drying my hair when I got home.
January 21st, 2010 at 2:05 pm
TEB is correct about iTunes. I noticed the same thing.
Jack and JRMurdock: Yes! I would absolutely love to hear either a Pink Floyd conversation or a Floydapalooza.
January 21st, 2010 at 2:18 pm
Pink Floyd past me by at the time, never got into them.
January 21st, 2010 at 2:32 pm
@Vanamonde
I guess they were red-shifted.
*rimshot*
January 21st, 2010 at 2:34 pm
boom! boom!
January 21st, 2010 at 2:38 pm
@Vanamonde
Vanamonde made boom boom! :)
January 21st, 2010 at 2:39 pm
First time I heard Pink Floyd was just after hearing Alice Cooper for the first time. I dumped my Go-Gos tapes and Michael Jackson and never looked back. Quite simply to say, music changed my life and I think for the better.
January 21st, 2010 at 2:40 pm
@ditto
ditto made a rimshot….
January 21st, 2010 at 2:55 pm
SO you told the Go-Go’s to take a vacation and Michael Jackson to beat it?
Ugh… why do I do that?
January 21st, 2010 at 3:13 pm
My first experience with Pink Floyd was late 80s and my dad showed us The Wall movie. Think that movie could explain why I am the way I am…
January 21st, 2010 at 3:15 pm
Because you’re thinking it and must sharing the hilarious painfulness of it?
January 21st, 2010 at 3:17 pm
oh yay, someone from my online gaming community found my blog and happens to live across the bay. Ah such a small world sometimes.
January 21st, 2010 at 3:26 pm
I also love those kindsa jokes.
January 21st, 2010 at 3:49 pm
http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1954675,00.html
Dick-move by Anheuser-Busch: layoffs while reporting $1.55 billion in profit. How do you boycott products you’d never drink anyway?
January 21st, 2010 at 4:08 pm
I remember my first encounter with Pink Floyd. I was in first or second grade (1976 or 1977), and there was a school pep rally or some-such, and the eighth graders closed the rally singing The Wall part 2.
Ah. Memories.
January 21st, 2010 at 4:44 pm
OK, AZ is under all kinds of insane weather watches and warnings. Be careful out there to everyone in the US southwest.
January 21st, 2010 at 4:56 pm
Be careful, Arizona!
I’m less dramatic than I was yesterday. Today, I’m just pissed off.
CW: American Idol. Sorry, Van.
cough
January 21st, 2010 at 5:03 pm
So, yesterday, life is good – Opera Mini posts to the Deadpan.
Today, not so much? I can pull it up and read comments. I can even write a comment. But, hitting the send button just makes the page reload with nary a sign of my babblings to show for it.
Maybe my Droid knows best?
January 21st, 2010 at 5:49 pm
@EssBee
gods bless you, madame
January 21st, 2010 at 5:59 pm
@jackmangan
Excellent point. Fuck that noise. Serious.
January 21st, 2010 at 10:17 pm
We’ve had quite a thunderstorm here in SoCal today, too.
Good night,
.
January 21st, 2010 at 10:56 pm
So I was going to post another Unshow to test another feed-problem theory, but it suddenly got to be 11:52 at night.
I hope everyone got through this evening with little injury to self, loved ones, and property.
Goodnight, Ice Cube.
January 22nd, 2010 at 1:08 am
Free game today is Kryzer:
http://freeappaday.com/app.php?day=22&month=01
looks like a variation on Tempest.
January 22nd, 2010 at 2:43 am
Ok call me shallow, but I’m going to forgive the new season of 24 (tired old retread of previous plots that it is) cos it has Jurgen Prochow as a bad guy.
January 22nd, 2010 at 2:50 am
Hey, thanks for all the magical thinking yesterday. My FiL survived the surgery, so we are thankful for that. Unfortunately, the best I can say now is that he is stable. =(
Meh.
January 22nd, 2010 at 2:51 am
That is a very true statement about a very weird statement, when out of context.
January 22nd, 2010 at 2:56 am
Pink Floyd:
The first I ever heard of them was the one time I went out for a local BBS meet & greet when I was… somewhere between 16 and 18. After meeting Pooh Bear and SwampFox and … others, we went … somewhere and watched The Wall on a the biggest projection TV I’d ever seen with the loudest, biggest speakers I’d ever seen. Biggest boobs I’d ever seen, at that.
After, the guys started playing (trying to play?) Van Halen (who I’d never heard) and I didn’t understand what the hell they were doing because they didn’t turn on the amps, so it was like violent shaking and no sound.
Sometimes I think my entire life should be a Dumbass Memory.
January 22nd, 2010 at 3:41 am
Another couple of freebies:
http://toucharcade.com/2010/01/22/freebie-friday-alien-glyphs-and-buster-red/#comments
Buster Red is a nice stylised shooter.
January 22nd, 2010 at 3:49 am
Who watches the Deadpan?
January 22nd, 2010 at 5:24 am
We do.
January 22nd, 2010 at 5:25 am
Ah young love. Overheated a young couple arguing over whether the lad should keep his playboys. He wants to get rid of them, she doesn’t care.
Everybody say Awwww..
January 22nd, 2010 at 5:25 am
I just opened the garlic from DPSS – oh my! This is excellent stuff!
January 22nd, 2010 at 5:26 am
-overheated +overheard
January 22nd, 2010 at 5:44 am
Morning Pan!
http://www.legacy.com/can-calgary/Obituaries.asp?Page=Notice&PersonID=138749143
(promise more up posts next time)
January 22nd, 2010 at 5:52 am
Just 20, what a waste.
January 22nd, 2010 at 6:01 am
As promised
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9CzPH17ySA
January 22nd, 2010 at 6:03 am
How long do you think until hubby asks for this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2eiP12hQQY
January 22nd, 2010 at 6:05 am
On a different note, I see Jack hasn’t put up the show notes yet. Maybe I scared him with my e-mail yesterday?
January 22nd, 2010 at 6:11 am
A cute little game. Everybody needs Russian polar bears hitting targets
http://www.gameboltz.com/games/278/polar-pwnd
January 22nd, 2010 at 6:12 am
For those unsure on whether or not to eat that dropped food
http://blogs.sfweekly.com/foodie/youdroppedfood.jpg
January 22nd, 2010 at 6:14 am
IE throws back an error on the feed that says:
If we can figure out what line 1557 is, maybe we could get a step closer to figure out why the feed is being annoying?
January 22nd, 2010 at 6:16 am
And finally, under WTF
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOWtgLneeNE
Now I have work to do
January 22nd, 2010 at 6:26 am
A friend gave me some chocolates, I think I’m going to turn them into these today:
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Chocolate-Truffle-Cookies-2/Detail.aspx
January 22nd, 2010 at 6:27 am
Honestly, I’m working. I promise.
January 22nd, 2010 at 6:30 am
Actually, it’s been a pretty quiet January at work. I expect to be finished for the day within a half hour. And that’s including this silliness of over posting I’m doing today.
January 22nd, 2010 at 6:39 am
I lied, work done now. Now I get to clean the bathroom. Yoo Hoo?
January 22nd, 2010 at 6:46 am
*sound of whip cracking*
January 22nd, 2010 at 6:47 am
Is this a sound we’re familiar with?
January 22nd, 2010 at 6:48 am
@Lo Pan
Actually I meant to say: Is this a sound we’re INTIMATELY familiar with?
January 22nd, 2010 at 7:07 am
There, the bathroom is nice and clean. In about a half hour I’ll head out to do some grocery shopping.
January 22nd, 2010 at 7:08 am
@The Energizer Bunny
Lo Pan will neither confirm or deny such things. Though indeed, Lo Pan has seen said whip cracking in action many times.
January 22nd, 2010 at 7:09 am
@Lo Pan
January 22nd, 2010 at 7:11 am
I opened the blinds hoping to encourage the sun to come out. Somehow I have the feeling it was all in vain.
January 22nd, 2010 at 7:14 am
I misread the line as 1337 and chuckled.
January 22nd, 2010 at 7:36 am
@Johnny Null
That would have been totally 1337. 8I7C35.
January 22nd, 2010 at 7:37 am
Wait… that should read “8I7CH35″.
January 22nd, 2010 at 7:43 am
Off to buy food. My larder needs replenishing.
January 22nd, 2010 at 8:01 am
SO LO PAN APPROVED!!!
http://toysrevil.blogspot.com/2010/01/aldo-raine.html
January 22nd, 2010 at 8:02 am
CP: DJ Utopia – Night Moves 1-9-10
Swoooooooon
January 22nd, 2010 at 8:17 am
I need a female voice for a Wander Radio promo (yeah a new one I do new one every year)
If you would like to be a part of the Wander Radio Players shoot me an email wndrwolf @ gmail dot com.
We now return you back to your previously scheduled comments
January 22nd, 2010 at 8:19 am
Lo Pan: Good call!
EssBee: It seems that podcast has really made the rounds amongst the DP crew. Really good stuff.
January 22nd, 2010 at 8:46 am
Who the eff decided it would be ok for it to start snowing while I was at the grocery store?
This bunny is not amused.
January 22nd, 2010 at 8:49 am
@Nomad Scry
That would be a problem.
It seems like the CDATA was put there as a temporary thing. I’d need to see more to determine what it was for.
January 22nd, 2010 at 8:54 am
On a related debugging not, since I’m doing a lot of that at work right now…
Why do people insist on doing completely idiotic things that obviously don’t work? If they spend 2 seconds thinking about what they are writing, there would be fewer problems.
Of course, the above occasionally applies to me.
But only occasionally.
January 22nd, 2010 at 8:58 am
@Nomad Scry
I kid you not, this is what shows up as line 1557 in the feed validator output:
#< ![CDATA[
cough
Strangely, that validator doesn’t list 1557 as an error.
January 22nd, 2010 at 9:01 am
@jackmangan
I get several other errors from this validator:
http://beta.feedvalidator.org/check.cgi?url=http%3A%2F%2Ffeeds.feedburner.com%2FJackMangansDeadpan
January 22nd, 2010 at 9:07 am
(Thanks a million for everyone’s help here)
Yeah, that’s the feed validator I used too.
January 22nd, 2010 at 9:09 am
Is it weird that all of this feed/code/techy talk that I absolutely do not understand is turning me on a little?
January 22nd, 2010 at 9:11 am
@EssBee
Lo Pan’s pants are tight as well.
January 22nd, 2010 at 9:13 am
@EssBee
We aim to please. :)
January 22nd, 2010 at 9:14 am
@ditto
You aim too, please.
January 22nd, 2010 at 9:18 am
The problem is that there is no closing ]]> for that line.
January 22nd, 2010 at 9:22 am
@ditto
I think if a ]]></content:encoded> is added to the final line, that would fix the problem with line 1557 not being closed.
January 22nd, 2010 at 9:24 am
@ditto
ditto gets potential “Lo Pan Approved!” award….
January 22nd, 2010 at 9:31 am
Thanks for the quick responses ladies!
January 22nd, 2010 at 9:31 am
Cookies are in the fridge setting. Will put them in the oven after lunch.
January 22nd, 2010 at 9:40 am
!
What about me? I could do a really bad female voice!
January 22nd, 2010 at 9:53 am
ooohhhh ah ooooooh
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:05 am
My hands smell like chocolate. I washed them but still…
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:08 am
@Nomad Scry
If you want to submit something feel free to submit it…even if it is in your bad female voice. I wonder does that include leather and a whip?
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:08 am
@WNDRWolf
Aaaaaaaaand back to the whips….
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:09 am
@Nomad Scry
Heheh! Great! :-)
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:12 am
Hooray for ditto identifying the error! Here’s hoping the fix he suggested works!
Going out to breakfast today. Later, Pan.
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:18 am
@Lo Pan
Do we ever REALLY leave the whips?
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:22 am
@EssBee
BAZINGA!!!!!!!!!!
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:29 am
CP: Return From Byzantium – Voice of the Seven Woods
It reminds me a lot of some of the music that Jack has posted.
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:30 am
@Lo Pan
Who let Sheldon out?
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:36 am
@ditto
BA!ZING!GA!!!!!!!!!!
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:37 am
To all of the Ladies of the Deadpan:
You are all simple awesome – Thank You.
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:40 am
Hello, weekend.
Glad to hear we may be drawing to a fix on the Feed. I’m sure there are lurkers out there who are probably wondering if Deadpan is no longer pan.
I know, with as many podcasts that I follow, there have been a few times where one has had problems, but I didn’t pick up on it for a few weeks until it clicked that I hadn’t played a show in a while.
We need Jack’s feed fixed! Won’t somebody think of the children????
:)
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:41 am
Oooooh Hippo high dive is free for the day:
http://tinyurl.com/yhbauk9
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:42 am
If the children cant think for themselves, then they’re on their own as far as I’m concerned
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:45 am
My house smells like chocolate. Do you think that’ll help the children?
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:46 am
Don’t forget them girls
Jemaine: Caribbean
Brett: (Ladies)
J: Parisian
B: (Ladies)
J: Bolivian
B: (Ladies)
J: Namibian
B: (Ladies)
J: Eastern Indochinian
B: (Ladies)
J: Republic of Dominican
B: (Ladies)
J: Amphibian
B: (Ladies)
J: Presbyterian
B: (Ladies)
J: Outta sight
B: Amazin’ ladies
J: Late night
B: Hard workin’ ladies
J: Erudite
B: Brainy ladies
J: Hermaphrodite
B: Lady-man-ladies
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:46 am
Lunch Time!
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:47 am
@The Energizer Bunny
I don’t know about them, but it would help me! :)
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:51 am
I got lost in thought when you mentioned you chocolate smelling hands TEB.
Beats the smell of sushi.
Cough
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:53 am
Van, please take this coat.
cough
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:55 am
@The Energizer Bunny
Sudden urge to lick your fingers….
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:57 am
hay pan just finished my interview. i think it when really well. I should know early next week. Thanks again for all the well wishes
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:57 am
Good things are afoot.
January 22nd, 2010 at 10:59 am
@Vanamonde
Funny that, Van. Guess what I had for lunch…
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:00 am
Fingers, eyes, ears, nose and toes crossed for you, reaper.
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:02 am
@Cj
You can keep the foot, I’d rather have chocolate. :)
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:02 am
@reaper
do it!
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:03 am
@reaper
Good luck, reaper.
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:14 am
Fish breath TEB…eewww!
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:14 am
[Say baby] You know, I think if you run the feed with 1.21 gigawatts through the flux capacitor at line 1337, then the validator might return a 1955 error. [/Say baby]
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:15 am
Fingers crossed for you, reaper.
Unrelated: I have used 3 of my new spatulas already.
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:18 am
I’d ask on what, but I have a feeling the answer wouldn’t live up to my imagination.
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:25 am
I’m open to suggestions.
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:28 am
@jackmangan
:woot:
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:28 am
Damn, let’s try that again
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:31 am
Thanks to the cookies, I had to clean my wedding ring. Now it smells minty fresh.
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:31 am
Good luck, reaper!
So, would it be inappropriate to call his prospective employers and advise them to “don’t fear the reaper?”
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:38 am
@Ed from Texas
I thought of that too, Ed but was hoping someone else would go there instead. Thanks for stepping up to the plate.
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:39 am
@Ed from Texas
So bad its good, Ed. So bad… its good.
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:41 am
@The Energizer Bunny
Was it for the Aunt Jemima Treatment?
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:52 am
@ditto
How is that different from the Mrs. Butterworth treatment?
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:55 am
Ok what’s with all the bloody tulips?
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:55 am
Do we have to add “Stripes” to the queue for a future Palooza now?
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:56 am
@The Energizer Bunny
All for the cause, TEB
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:59 am
I am stepping away for a trip to the gym. I even considering working out while I’m there.
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:01 pm
My eyebrows were getting very bushy, had to break out the shaver..
That was your TMI moment for today.
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:02 pm
@Vanamonde
That’s what I keep asking!
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:03 pm
About the tulips that is, not about the eyebrows.
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:04 pm
I mean that Soviet leader from the 70’s look is sooooo old fashioned.
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Hmmmmm! :
http://www.democracynow.org/2010/1/21/bottled_water_supplies_in_port_au
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:16 pm
Is someone getting kisses on fuzzy eyebrows?
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:27 pm
@Jack Mangan
Is someone jealous?
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:28 pm
@Vanamonde
Van, I heard that episode this morning. OMG. She does amazing work.
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:34 pm
OMG, could this week stop sucking my butt? I was practically just accused of trying to defraud my company’s worker’s comp insurance. Why would I do that?
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:38 pm
Jack LaLanne might be.
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:41 pm
@EssBee
That bites. Too bad you can’t slug the asshat.
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:41 pm
@EssBee
repeat after me: “It’s Friday; it’s Friday; it’s Friday…”
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:55 pm
On a completely different note: I normally don’t like book tie-ins to games or movies. However, I’ve really, really enjoyed the Gears of War novels by Karen Traviss.
January 22nd, 2010 at 12:56 pm
@ditto
Ha! A slug wouldn’t do much for my shoulder injury claim! But it’d do wonders for my disposition!
January 22nd, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Well I’m working Saturday so no Friday feeling till after tomorrows shift.
On the plus side, I’m off for the week and visiting some friends in Wales for a few days.
January 22nd, 2010 at 1:09 pm
GooooooooooooooooooooooooooD Morning Viet Pan!
:ugh:
Yeah, I went there.
It’s not even morning. I don’t know why I did it.
January 22nd, 2010 at 1:12 pm
@Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler)
We’re you sleeping until now (whether or not you should have been)? That would make it feel like morning
January 22nd, 2010 at 1:12 pm
@Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler)
yes you do
January 22nd, 2010 at 1:20 pm
subtract the apostrophe
January 22nd, 2010 at 1:26 pm
@The Energizer Bunny
No. Just busy day.
January 22nd, 2010 at 1:45 pm
@EssBee
Stupid jerks. I hope they find some legitimate tasks to handle and stop giving you the hassle.
January 22nd, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Neat site:
http://www.lettersofnote.com/2010/01/your-pal-john-k.html
Read some of the others too. Fascinating stuff. Vonnegut’s is amazing, especially if you’re familiar with Slaughterhouse 5.
And with that, I’m off for a few.
January 22nd, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Cool site Jack, never knew how close KV came to getting killed so many times.
January 22nd, 2010 at 3:09 pm
Rob Zombie will eat your soul, and spit out fluffy white cotton puff clouds of smoke.
January 22nd, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Oh, Slaughterhouse. I remember Splatterhouse.
January 22nd, 2010 at 6:05 pm
When it comes to cars, cleanliness is next to awesomeness. Finally had a nice day (and more importantly, the promise of little rain next week) to get out and scrub and blast away the layers of crud and muck that have attached themselves to my ride for the last several weeks.
It’s amazing what that does to my disposition.
January 22nd, 2010 at 11:07 pm
Morning Pan, on a train commuting to work…it’s very quiet.
Sorry to hear about your FiL’s cancer NS.
January 23rd, 2010 at 12:11 am
not onlyvdo I remember Splatterhouse I still play the game from time to time.
January 23rd, 2010 at 12:19 am
So on the way to the train station this morning, stopped by two young lasses (judging by the glittery clothes and death warmed up look had been out on town all night) and asked:
do you live round here?
I satisfied their curiosity by answering yes.
There is no point to this tale.
January 23rd, 2010 at 1:16 am
The darker side to the freeapp site:
http://forums.toucharcade.com/showthread.php?t=42326
January 23rd, 2010 at 6:20 am
Vanamonde: Very cool. I just tried to load Star Fleet I onto my laptop. I enjoyed it very much on the Amiga. The work-to-enjoyment ratio seems a bit high for me to figure out and get running.
January 23rd, 2010 at 7:10 am
Morning Pan!
It’s dark, there’s a winter storm warning and there’s no martial arts for this bunny today.
All in all, it’s looking to be a good day. 
January 23rd, 2010 at 7:13 am
@Vanamonde
Now I feel guilty for downloading some of those free apps.
January 23rd, 2010 at 8:24 am
Me too TEB.
Off to the cinema, Brothers or The Prophet.
January 23rd, 2010 at 8:31 am
Hubby and I saw Pandorum the other day (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1188729/) We were pleasantly surprised. Despite the advertising, we didn’t find it a space horror but simply a decent SciFi movie.
January 23rd, 2010 at 9:23 am
@Johnny Null
Amiga!!!!
I once went to a boyfriend’s high school to see a play which was a musical and ALL of the music in the play was performed by an Amiga computer.
We went twice.
January 23rd, 2010 at 10:30 am
If FB was played out in the real world:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=nrlSkU0TFLs&sns=em
January 23rd, 2010 at 10:36 am
I wonder how Atari ST users feel about the Amiga. . .
http://www.atari.st/amiga.php
January 23rd, 2010 at 11:19 am
Cj: Holy crap! That must’ve been simply EPIC! Count me as jealous!
Jack: Woah! I had no idea such a feud existed. I have no experience with the ST, but I find it hard to believe it was the superior machine.
January 23rd, 2010 at 12:43 pm
@Johnny Null
And this is the part where I admit to my very first co-sysop assignment being on a 1-line Atari ST BBS.
*sigh*
I’ve been a nerd-girl for a very very long time.
and yes… it was quite EPIC.
January 23rd, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Technically superior.. No. More affordable..he’ll yes.
Computer feuds have been going for as long as they have been home computers and families tgat can only afford one computer..
January 23rd, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Still no iTunes love.
Just puttering around the house doing chores.
January 23rd, 2010 at 1:12 pm
Ah, I remember the BBS. I still have fond pictures in my mind of the cradle modems.
January 23rd, 2010 at 1:42 pm
Emily Zuzik…nice:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GVjhrxHiWYo
January 23rd, 2010 at 2:19 pm
One of the best games on the ST:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WxhmMGLVjQ4
January 23rd, 2010 at 2:34 pm
Fun with buzzwords:
Today I heard a commercial for CSB (Connecticut School of Broadcasting). Near the end, it was announced that you should get involved in the “New Media” by getting on the radio. That’s right, the “New Media” is FM!
January 23rd, 2010 at 2:34 pm
For those who don’t tweet…
I bought one of these today for 5 bucks at Big Lots!
http://www.entertainmentearth.com/prodinfo.asp?number=MTN4266
It fills me with joy.
January 23rd, 2010 at 2:35 pm
Vanamonde: Looks like a game that can get challenging pretty fast.
January 23rd, 2010 at 3:30 pm
I know not everybody thinks this way, if they did I wouldn’t be ranting, but I can never understand open casket ceremonies. Whenever I think of someone, I’d rather the last vision in my mind be of what they looked like alive, not dead.
January 23rd, 2010 at 3:31 pm
Oh. I just realized how this looks. No I’m not posting from the funeral. THAT would be wrong. Home now. Hubby shovelling the walk. I’m deciding what to watch on TV.
January 23rd, 2010 at 3:50 pm
Bunny: I’m with you on that one. I have a hard time even bringing myself to go to a funeral at all. On the rare occasion I do show up, I stay FAR away from the casket at all times.
January 23rd, 2010 at 3:55 pm
@usedhair
I have to agree. This is actually only the third funeral I’ve been to in my life. Unfortunately, it was usher seating so we were put into the second row.
January 23rd, 2010 at 3:57 pm
Ok, 5:00. Must think about dinner.
January 23rd, 2010 at 4:00 pm
I agree TEB, although in the UK the usual practice for bodies to be put on display for the relatives at the chapel of rest and not at the actual funeral.
With my Dad, we all decided we wanted to remember the way he was when he was alive and healthy.
January 23rd, 2010 at 4:00 pm
@DJ Bunny
I agree 100%. That is never the way I want to see anyone nor is it how I want to be seen. Ever.
As a matter of fact – please don’t anyone ever have a funeral for me! I am still fully on board with having my ashes mixed with fireworks and shot into the air in a joyous celebration of life.
When I go out – I want to go out still twinkling!
January 23rd, 2010 at 4:12 pm
Well I told everyone to dump me in field so I can help fertilise the ground. Some farmers do provide that sort of service.
January 23rd, 2010 at 4:14 pm
Although I do remember the story of this old bloke who wished that when he died, his body to be ground up and fed to dogs at his local dog shelter.
The dog shelter refused the request.
January 23rd, 2010 at 4:16 pm
They claimed the meat would be too tough for the dogs to eat.
January 23rd, 2010 at 4:24 pm
that’s funny
Supper done. Now setting up to kill me some trolls. Where’s my flaming maul?
January 23rd, 2010 at 5:47 pm
I hate nothic gazers
January 23rd, 2010 at 5:52 pm
CW: The Computer Wore Tennis Shoes (with my kids)
January 23rd, 2010 at 5:57 pm
My wife has explicit instructions to spend as little as humanly possible on my funeral. If it was legal, I would have her dump me in a field somewhere and have a BBQ with our friends and family to remember me. My worst nightmare is that someone will waste money on “my final resting place” or anything to do with it when that money will benefit me not at all and them quite a bit.
January 23rd, 2010 at 6:01 pm
I can haz flaming maul?
January 23rd, 2010 at 6:47 pm
Same here – cremate my ass (though that option is also not inexpensive).
January 23rd, 2010 at 7:21 pm
The roper was tough but, in the end, we kicked its butt.
January 23rd, 2010 at 10:32 pm
Deadpan is the muther drunkin’ way.
Who let me into the liquor cabinet at this hour?
January 24th, 2010 at 12:47 am
Two things:
Bunny did provide wonderful show notes for this episode, I’ve just been too lazy/distracted to cut/paste them into this post. It wasn’t due to fear :)
This is possibly the funniest photobomb I’ve seen yet:
http://thisisphotobomb.com/2010/01/22/photobomb-that-guy-weight-for-it/
January 24th, 2010 at 1:02 am
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1353-Saboteur
January 24th, 2010 at 1:08 am
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1367-Awards-for-2009
January 24th, 2010 at 1:14 am
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1385-Torchlight
January 24th, 2010 at 1:18 am
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1404-Darksiders
January 24th, 2010 at 1:25 am
Low Gravity Racer is free for the day, iTunes link follows:
http://phobos.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=298728598
A Wipeout/F-Zero clone.
January 24th, 2010 at 1:40 am
Although you may need to try later as I’m getting a ‘being modified’ error.
Oh and Morning Pan, a lazy day planned and a Sunday dinner that will make me feel like I’ve been stuffed and put on display in a museum later.
January 24th, 2010 at 6:51 am
Well it made me laugh:
http://www.guardian.co.uk/film/video/2010/jan/21/chris-morris-four-lions-sundance
January 24th, 2010 at 7:40 am
Lots of good links from the
here recently. I’ll just add this:
http://www.sliceofscifi.com/2010/01/24/which-of-the-following-listed-big-sf-stars-would-you-most-like-see-make-an-appearance-on-chuck/
It’s a tough call, I grant you.
January 24th, 2010 at 7:48 am
Tom Baker.
January 24th, 2010 at 7:53 am
Morning Pan!
Saw Crank 2 last night. Sorry LoPan but the only thing I could think of as I was watching it was “WTF”
January 24th, 2010 at 8:08 am
Dammit all!
http://www.timtoon.com/2009/11/07/farscape-will-not-be-released-in-high-def/
grrrr!
January 24th, 2010 at 8:11 am
I play Torchlight occasionally. It’s your stereotypical dungeon crawler but is an ok time waster until something else comes out (Mass Effect 2 next week, Woo Hoo!)
January 24th, 2010 at 8:15 am
I didn’t see him on the list. Although I’d agree if it was Dr. Who era Tom Baker. Current Tom Baker doesn’t do anything for me.
January 24th, 2010 at 8:16 am
@Ed from Texas
I hate to admit it but hubby and I never saw Farscape. We were thinking of getting the discs and watching it if it came out in Blu-ray. More to see what the hype was about than anything else. I guess that won’t be happening.
January 24th, 2010 at 8:24 am
And finally, re. the Zero Punctuation awards, I never did play Arkam Asylum. It’s not that I didn’t want to, it’s just that there are too many games I play as it is and I never got to it. not likely too now, already have three games on pre-order and the year has only just started.
January 24th, 2010 at 8:25 am
Now I’m off. Going to read for a bit, then hubby and I are off for to the movies.
:CR: The Men Who Stare At Goats by Jon Ronson
January 24th, 2010 at 9:28 am
Yeah… its THAT good. “WTF” is so much more a satisfying feeling than “oh thats a pretty movie”.
January 24th, 2010 at 12:12 pm
BRB
January 24th, 2010 at 12:34 pm
G.D. oven won’t light. Five years is not long enough for ONE major appliance to need major repair. THREE…
I don’t have the words.
January 24th, 2010 at 2:29 pm
Just came back from seeing Avatar. Sorry LoPan, but I found it infinitely better than Crank 1 or 2
January 24th, 2010 at 4:22 pm
@JohnBoze
Sorry, dude! Your luck has been total shit.
January 24th, 2010 at 5:22 pm
I’ve never seen Farscape. I’m guessing that it’s yet another thing I should add to my Netflix queue? I’m moving up Babylon 5. I can’t wait forever to start watching the series.
I saw an episode or two of Lexx (sp?) It seemed like a B-movie-level sci-fi sexploitation series. Not that there’s anything wrong with that, but I doubt it would keep my interest.
January 24th, 2010 at 5:23 pm
Lady J put Toys in the Netflix queue. It was unbearably bad.
Legend wasn’t bad until the ending. And the characters looked great, since they weren’t CG. Well, that and whasshisname was the devil-guy. Ya know, from Rocky Horror.
January 24th, 2010 at 5:59 pm
Weird, I was just reading an Amber book, which got me thinking about Legend. Yeah, Tim Curry looked fantastic. And yeah, that was about it.
January 24th, 2010 at 5:59 pm
OK, with apologies, I think the theme is going to revert back to “Classic” mode for a few days.
January 24th, 2010 at 6:00 pm
Whoa. Chang in the machine. I must admit, this old style takes less time for my touch to load. But the other version is prettier. And having the comments at the top is easier on the thumbs.
January 24th, 2010 at 6:05 pm
Chang = change
listening to hubby play with his flying V (not a euphamism) . About to start reading for an hour before Mythbustwrs start
CR: Pandora’s Star by Peter F Hamilton
January 24th, 2010 at 6:07 pm
You know what? I don’t think I’m going to correct words created by my fat fingers on the i-Touch. You guys are smart cookies, I think you can figure out what I’m saying :)
January 24th, 2010 at 6:08 pm
JN:
Lexx was pretty good for a few episodes, but it fell victim to the “Three’s Company” syndrome (every episode had the same esential plot: person A overhears part of a conversation with people B and C, and misinterprets… hilarity ensues). With the Lexx, it was: the gang stumbles on a new planet and person D finds out how powerful the ship is and wants to steal the Lexx from them… adventure and hilarity ensue.
January 24th, 2010 at 6:10 pm
Ah-ha! It may be the old format, but usin the new emoticons.
Now I’m on to you
January 24th, 2010 at 6:29 pm
My kitty is curled up on my lap pretending she’s cute. She’s making it very hard to read.
January 24th, 2010 at 6:35 pm
I know I’m suppose to support products of my own country. I only saw a few episodes os Lexx. We could never really get into it.
January 24th, 2010 at 6:48 pm
I haz moved posting to Test Unshow II. Please to join me.
January 24th, 2010 at 6:51 pm
My wife and I enjoyed Lexx for what it was. Though, we got into the series prior to having seen the original mini-series(es?). Thing made a lot more sense after getting the background story….not that they ever made much sense at anytime.
January 24th, 2010 at 6:54 pm
Got caught up on the last two week’s worth of Legend of the Seeker. Just got to say that Bridgette Regan in the dress and boots she’s been sporting of late is about the hottest damn thing I’ve ever seen. I can’t quite decide if it is more goth or steam punk.
They are also following the general story of the book in a very loose fashion, as they did with the first season. Still I can enjoy the TV show for the version the story it tells as much as I can the book.
January 24th, 2010 at 7:21 pm
Thanks for the overviews. I have to say, the new boards are more eye-candy-licious, but I do prefer the nipples to flow downwards.
January 25th, 2010 at 5:00 am
Oooh, Jack,iTunes downloaded a test unshow for me today!!
Morning, DP! The weekend was like a giant tease.
January 31st, 2010 at 5:56 pm
[...] Jack Mangans Deadpan 152. Mayonnaise [...]