Hold the Show Notes.
Jack Mangans Deadpan 152. Mayonnaise
Unrelated Kitchen – Justa J0e
Hopefully this episode will feed the pod. Apologies for the i-Tunes issues
Promo – The Signal (http://signal.serenityfirefly.com/)
Cj (and family) wishes Jack a happy birthday
All movies are one…
JohnBoze (a.k.a. Paul Maki) tells us a story
Greasy Nipples
nulloperations
Cj
Nomad Scry
Cj (first comment of the unshow)
Questors of Effpiem continued by Amy Bowen (http://amybowen.wordpress.com/)
More Greasy Nipples
Vanamonde
The Energizer Bunny
Ed From Texas
Vanamonde (first comment of the week)
Apologies again to those who had to download this episode manually.
Thanks to those who contributed content – ever
Jack got a jar of greasy nipples as a birthday gift from Dan Shaurette.
Visit Lilith’s Love (http://www.liliths-love.com/)
Send in content: 206-350-Tomi (8664) or e-mail: sphericaljackmatgmaildotcom
March 13th is the Deadpanmmmm meetup.
Closing music – Exeunt (live)
Hi.
I thought for sure there would already be a comment. It’s 1:36am if that matters.
I’ve spent most of this week confused.
@Vanamonde
You are cute when you are confused :swoon:
whaaa! What happened to my swooony icon? I thought there was one..
Is that better…
Pressing enter. now
A free racing game:
http://freeappaday.com/app.php?day=21&month=01
although the single content should be free for today, some people are reporting problems.
+player
All your Thursday are belong to Deadpan.
Morning
in the iTunes again. damn 
no
Yep, after successfully pulling down the test and previous 3 shows on test day, my iTunes failed to grab this one…
I kinda miss the greasy nipple game even though I only heard it during my crash course in July and couldn’t ever play.
Hay
This is a new one on me. I just burnt my finger on the read/write head motor and power distribution area of the PCB from a Hard drive. But they didn’t let out any of the magic smoke. weird this will make typing a bit slower today it kinda hurts to type the y u i h j k n , keys and mouse click (ouch)
google listen still saying feeds not taking too.
Time to go get on the bike. Only taking me 21 days into the year to start exercising.
Morning Pan!
Slept in this morning.
No Pan on i-tumes. Downloading it manually as we speak. humph
No :Deadpan: joy in my iTunes. :(
It amazes me when I think of how I once thought McCain was the voice of moderate reason in American politics. Turns out he’s not just a douchebag, he’s an ignorant douchebag.
http://tpmmuckraker.talkingpointsmemo.com/2010/01/mccain_gets_schooled_on_bogus_abdulmutallab_one-wa.php?ref=mblt
Short work out for my first time. About eight to ten minutes.
Still, it’s a start.
Today was like one of those fly dreams
Didnt even see an Al’Kesh flashin those high beams
No band of Brutals lookin for the man
Two in the mornin got the Deadpan
Even saw the lights of the Goodyear Blimp
And it read “Jack Mangan’s a pimp”
Drunk as hell but no throwin up
Half way home and my I-Tunes sill blowin up
Bubba HoTep starred J.F.K
I got to say it was a good day
@Lo Pan
word
@justa J0e
Ill give you a one way ticket!
*Benny Hill music*
Wow, work is done for the day… What to do, what to do.
My God it’s foggy out there today.
Tarzan wasn’t a ladies’ man
He’d just come along and scoop ‘em up under his arm
Like that, quick as a cat in the jungle
But Clark Kent now there was a real gent
He would not be caught sittin’ around in no
Junglescape, dumb as an ape doing nothing
Supermen never made any money
For saving the world from Solomon Grundy
And sometimes I despair the world will never see
Another man like him
Hey Bob, Supe had a straight job
Even though he could have smashed through any bank
In the United States, he had the strength, but he would not
Folks said his family were all dead
Their planet crumbled but Superman, he forced himself
To carry on, forget Krypton, and keep going
Tarzan was king of the jungle and Lord over all the apes
But he could hardly string together four words: “I Tarzan, You Jane. “
Morning pan. Time for another crappy day. :)
I would read the shit out of Jack Mangan’s Deadpan Papyrus.
@ditto
OH ME TOO ME TOO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
No Deadpan joy from iTunes either.
Soylent Green would have been 1000000 times better if it really were Gremlins
@Lo Pan
@Lo Pan
I would read the phone book if Jack wrote it.
I’m a devoted fangirl that way.
@Cj
Settle.
I would also reply to Long Pan twice in one post if I were in the mood to do so.
Ugh. Mayonnaise. I don’t like it except as an ingredient in things like potato salad.
And why do restaurants in the midwest insist on adding it as a secret ingredient on everything?
Dude. good for you, man. Seriously as one who’s been allergic to working out forever, the first step is indeed the hardest.
Because that all they can milk from the rats.
Deadpan ruta-winnebegos
You are.
@Lo Pan
You dirty rat…
@ditto
Berry punny…..
ditto: Re: secret ingredient
Guess we don’t like knowing what we are eating IE sausage.
let the innuendo flood gates open hehe
@Lo Pan
If you do a Google search on Perry Bunny you get:
http://www.jenniferperry.com/bunnyheadpage.html
[...] January 21, 2010 This episode of “The Questors from Effpiem” can be found in Jack Mangan’s Deadpan #152: Mayonnaise. [...]
@The Energizer Bunny
Creepy fun1!11!1!!!!
I guess I’m a strong silent questor. :)
It’s cold and pouring rain outside and I’m too flippin’ tired to tie my damn shoes.
le sigh
That’s how I like my men, strong but silent
@Cj
Maybe you should invest in Velcro?
@The Energizer Bunny
I think you should just come over and take care of it for me.
@Cj
That’s a promise
@The Energizer Bunny
CP: Get Up — Unwritten Law
CW: The Office:S4E11 Night Out
Now I’m wet.
Because I had to pick up my kid from school in the rain.
Just refreshed my podcast list in iTunes, no new deadpan.
Streaming the episode as I type.
Off to take my Boo to lunch.
Later Pan!
I would be tempted to jailbreak my old 3G iPhone and turn it into a console if this ever goes on sale:
http://icontrolpad.com/
Van: That is pretty sweet!
Quick note before I leave. If you go to the i-Tunes store and look up the Deadpan, the last episode they list is unshow 45. i-tunes doesn’t even show any episodes after that one as existing at all.
Hi.
@jackmangan
iH
CP: The Conductor — Ume
nulloperations: Well done! When I first ran, I went 1/4 mile. I don’t know how much more I could have done, but I had the rare bit of sense (rare on my part) to take it slow and not injure myself. One step at a time!
Cj: I’ve neglected to congratulate you on your sales figures. Congrats!
*cough*
@jackmangan
Well hullo! Imagine running into you here!
JACK JACK JACK! I’m looking in iTunes. I haven’t gotten an episode in iTunes since 12/16. :( This is terrible. Please fix! I need I need I need! GIMME GIMME GIMME!
Just as an aside on the whole iTunes debacle, very early this morning ep 130 downloaded for me…
@JRMurdock
*runs*
CP: Scott Sigler’s Laughing in the face of Death: Dream a Little Dream of Death
My Darling Clemtine is playing on the TV.
My that is a beautifully shot b/w film.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/My_Darling_Clementine
Hay
have my second interview tomorrow and the day off! I’ll let ya’ll know around noon (CDT) how it when. I would LOVE to give a 2 week notice on Monday.
oops when + went
+e
wow I can’t type today. It is too cold in here my finders are all stiff.
I’m going to stop proving my point now and just quit typing.
RE:Mayonnaise
I missed the meeting where it was decided by the companies that packaged sandwiches should replace margarine with mayonnaise.
You know it’s a scary day and I show up. :)
@JRMurdock
I actually replied to your tweet(!), but this is a better place for online conversation ;). – - I’d love to talk Pink Floyd sometime onpod.
@jackmangan
Nice… I’d like to be a stalker in the closet for that conversation
Either just a Floyd conversation, or a Floydapalooza (I doubt we could just restrict the conversation to The Wall)
This Bunny’s belly is bursting with yum.
thanks for all the congrats on getting up and moving. Will try to keep to plans about moving during my second break.
I’m hoping for a discussion on Floyd the robot from “Planetfall.”
Would love to hear talk about Pink Floyd. Couldn’t keep to just The Wall as each of their albums offer so much.
Anyone listen to On An Island? The album sounds like an eerie happy version of Pink Floyd.
Poor Floyd sniff
Pink Floyd? I meant Uncle Floyd. http://www.unclefloyd.com/
CP: Handlebars — Flobots
I usually refrain from bashing other podcasts… but “For Those About to Rock” not only is the worst music podcast Ive ever heard, it may be the worst podcast ever. I actually wanted to jump thru the computer during their Alice in Chains show and rip their mouths off to make them stop speaking. GRAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Anger….
I saw some Gilmour concert footage awhile back with that material. I was pleased to hear him getting back to a classic Floydian sound, had intended to dig further.
BTW: Which one’s Pink?
@ditto
Yeah, you were the strong silent questor in this episode. In Episodes 10 and 11, we get to see just how strong your character is. You also have several more lines in Episode 11. I will send out the scripts right away.
@Cj
I had to go out in the rain today, too. I spent several minutes blow-drying my hair when I got home.
TEB is correct about iTunes. I noticed the same thing.
Jack and JRMurdock: Yes! I would absolutely love to hear either a Pink Floyd conversation or a Floydapalooza.
Pink Floyd past me by at the time, never got into them.
@Vanamonde
I guess they were red-shifted.
*rimshot*
boom! boom!
@Vanamonde
Vanamonde made boom boom! :)
First time I heard Pink Floyd was just after hearing Alice Cooper for the first time. I dumped my Go-Gos tapes and Michael Jackson and never looked back. Quite simply to say, music changed my life and I think for the better.
@ditto
ditto made a rimshot….
SO you told the Go-Go’s to take a vacation and Michael Jackson to beat it?
Ugh… why do I do that?
My first experience with Pink Floyd was late 80s and my dad showed us The Wall movie. Think that movie could explain why I am the way I am…
Because you’re thinking it and must sharing the hilarious painfulness of it?
oh yay, someone from my online gaming community found my blog and happens to live across the bay. Ah such a small world sometimes.
I also love those kindsa jokes.
http://www.time.com/time/business/article/0,8599,1954675,00.html
Dick-move by Anheuser-Busch: layoffs while reporting $1.55 billion in profit. How do you boycott products you’d never drink anyway?
I remember my first encounter with Pink Floyd. I was in first or second grade (1976 or 1977), and there was a school pep rally or some-such, and the eighth graders closed the rally singing The Wall part 2.
Ah. Memories.
OK, AZ is under all kinds of insane weather watches and warnings. Be careful out there to everyone in the US southwest.
Be careful, Arizona!
I’m less dramatic than I was yesterday. Today, I’m just pissed off.
CW: American Idol. Sorry, Van.
cough
So, yesterday, life is good – Opera Mini posts to the Deadpan.
Today, not so much? I can pull it up and read comments. I can even write a comment. But, hitting the send button just makes the page reload with nary a sign of my babblings to show for it.
Maybe my Droid knows best?
@EssBee
gods bless you, madame
@jackmangan
Excellent point. Fuck that noise. Serious.
We’ve had quite a thunderstorm here in SoCal today, too.
Good night,
.
So I was going to post another Unshow to test another feed-problem theory, but it suddenly got to be 11:52 at night.
I hope everyone got through this evening with little injury to self, loved ones, and property.
Goodnight, Ice Cube.
Free game today is Kryzer:
http://freeappaday.com/app.php?day=22&month=01
looks like a variation on Tempest.
Ok call me shallow, but I’m going to forgive the new season of 24 (tired old retread of previous plots that it is) cos it has Jurgen Prochow as a bad guy.
Hey, thanks for all the magical thinking yesterday. My FiL survived the surgery, so we are thankful for that. Unfortunately, the best I can say now is that he is stable. =(
Meh.
That is a very true statement about a very weird statement, when out of context.
Pink Floyd:
The first I ever heard of them was the one time I went out for a local BBS meet & greet when I was… somewhere between 16 and 18. After meeting Pooh Bear and SwampFox and … others, we went … somewhere and watched The Wall on a the biggest projection TV I’d ever seen with the loudest, biggest speakers I’d ever seen. Biggest boobs I’d ever seen, at that.
After, the guys started playing (trying to play?) Van Halen (who I’d never heard) and I didn’t understand what the hell they were doing because they didn’t turn on the amps, so it was like violent shaking and no sound.
Sometimes I think my entire life should be a Dumbass Memory.
Another couple of freebies:
http://toucharcade.com/2010/01/22/freebie-friday-alien-glyphs-and-buster-red/#comments
Buster Red is a nice stylised shooter.
Who watches the Deadpan?
We do.
Ah young love. Overheated a young couple arguing over whether the lad should keep his playboys. He wants to get rid of them, she doesn’t care.
Everybody say Awwww..
I just opened the garlic from DPSS – oh my! This is excellent stuff!
-overheated +overheard
Morning Pan!
http://www.legacy.com/can-calgary/Obituaries.asp?Page=Notice&PersonID=138749143
(promise more up posts next time)
Just 20, what a waste.
As promised
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D9CzPH17ySA
How long do you think until hubby asks for this?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=M2eiP12hQQY
On a different note, I see Jack hasn’t put up the show notes yet. Maybe I scared him with my e-mail yesterday?
A cute little game. Everybody needs Russian polar bears hitting targets
http://www.gameboltz.com/games/278/polar-pwnd
For those unsure on whether or not to eat that dropped food
http://blogs.sfweekly.com/foodie/youdroppedfood.jpg
IE throws back an error on the feed that says:
If we can figure out what line 1557 is, maybe we could get a step closer to figure out why the feed is being annoying?
And finally, under WTF
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QOWtgLneeNE
Now I have work to do
A friend gave me some chocolates, I think I’m going to turn them into these today:
http://allrecipes.com/Recipe/Chocolate-Truffle-Cookies-2/Detail.aspx
Honestly, I’m working. I promise.
Actually, it’s been a pretty quiet January at work. I expect to be finished for the day within a half hour. And that’s including this silliness of over posting I’m doing today.
I lied, work done now. Now I get to clean the bathroom. Yoo Hoo?
*sound of whip cracking*
Is this a sound we’re familiar with?
@Lo Pan
Actually I meant to say: Is this a sound we’re INTIMATELY familiar with?
There, the bathroom is nice and clean. In about a half hour I’ll head out to do some grocery shopping.
@The Energizer Bunny
Lo Pan will neither confirm or deny such things. Though indeed, Lo Pan has seen said whip cracking in action many times.
@Lo Pan
I opened the blinds hoping to encourage the sun to come out. Somehow I have the feeling it was all in vain.
I misread the line as 1337 and chuckled.
@Johnny Null
That would have been totally 1337. 8I7C35.
Wait… that should read “8I7CH35″.
Off to buy food. My larder needs replenishing.
SO LO PAN APPROVED!!!
http://toysrevil.blogspot.com/2010/01/aldo-raine.html
CP: DJ Utopia – Night Moves 1-9-10
Swoooooooon
I need a female voice for a Wander Radio promo (yeah a new one I do new one every year)
If you would like to be a part of the Wander Radio Players shoot me an email wndrwolf @ gmail dot com.
We now return you back to your previously scheduled comments
Lo Pan: Good call!
EssBee: It seems that podcast has really made the rounds amongst the DP crew. Really good stuff.