un-Bleah Show Notes.
Jack Mangans Deadpan 155: Social Media Bleah
Jack Mangan is The Seventh Victim
Three weeks til the Deadpanmmmm meetup. (March 11(ish) to 14th(ish) is the Deadpanmmmm meetup.) Are you coming?
Promo – Tuning in to SciFi TV (http://tuningintoscifitv.com/)
Broken Lyrics Challenge by Paul Maki
Cj got one point from last challenge
Polite rap songs
“The Shave” – Claudine
Vanamonde reads the Finnish national anthem
The Troll Master calls Jack
Stolen Paragraphs – Ed from Texas
Jack reads More Polite Rap
Rich Sigfrit discusses the podcasters webathon to raise money for Sonic Boom, Tee Morris’ daughter. Tee’s wife and Sonic’s mother passed away recently. Tune in to theboomeffect.org on February 27th. There are even some bid item up now. Please help in any way you can. (www.theboomeffect.org)
Jack’s Big Doll House
“The Marriage Without Us” – Claudine
Greasy Nipples
Nomad Scry (first comment of the week)
Lo Pan
Usedhair
Outro Babble
Send in content: 206-350-Tomi (8664) or e-mail: sphericaljackmatgmaildotcom
Closing music – Circle of Doom
Troll Master Orgo has something more to add
Oh does it? So if I told you I was into the same thing it would make me more reliable? Sweet. I’ll remember that.
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dear_Zachary
or is that more loveable?
Yeah Van, Canada’s extradition and deportation laws leave a lot to be desired. There’s one going on here in Calgary that’s been on going for five or six years now.
I think the problem is, we’re too nice. We’re so afraid of hurting the feelings of “the bad guy” we sometimes forget the feelings of the good guy.
A very moving albeit very sad documentary.
Wow. That’s a pretty awful story.
Interesting: the local sportstalk radio stations typically ignore hockey and the Coyotes, treating it as seriously as go-kart racing. I’ve heard Coyotes’ icon Shane Doan make appearances on the station, only to end up in conversation with hockey-ignorant nitwits.
Today, all 3 sportstalk stations were talking hockey, one was even blasting NBC for its terrible treatment of last night’s game. This is progress.
A beautiful rendition of love at first sight, imo.
http://vimeo.com/9078364
Women’s hockey next. If Canada wins, on to the gold medal round. If they lose, bronze round.
Very pretty, ditto.
Holy cow. It took five whole minutes before the Canada’s first goal. They’ll never break double didget scoring at that rate.
lol.
At least *they* score first. ;)
Who do you think “scores” more when the game is over, the winners or the losers?
Bunny, I think that even the losers are winners sometimes, among . . . female athletes.
Cough.
EssBee FTW!
CW: Team USA getting its collective butt kicked by China in curling.
Yahoo! Gold in Ice Dancing. :)
Kinda funny: http://nymag.com/daily/intel/2010/02/vagilante_scott_galloway_will.html
Love, Peace, and Hair Grease. Goodnight
Goodnight Jack. Dream well.
I like the comments of people critiquing the grammar in the emails LOL
Cj Says: Your comment is awaiting moderation.
February 22nd, 2010 at 10:12 am
http://tinyurl.com/bazzzzinga
OK so I lied about the hair grease and the mush. Really signing off now. Cue National Anthem.
Patriotism swells in the heart of the American bear.
If you want some background music for your singing:
http://mayasite.net/MIDI/Atlas/worldlst.html
Jack: The article on Scott Galloway is definitely funny, but having taught college classes, I am 100% on his side (for this email exchange only). The undergraduate college students of the current generation have an absolutely enormous sense of entitlement that allows them to say things to professors (nearly always through obnoxious emails that they often don’t even bother to sign) that I would never have dreamed of saying.
Morning Pan.
Off to the airport in a little while.
Meanwhile, today’s pairings:
ditto and myself vs. WNDRWolf
ditto vs. Nomad Scry
Jack vs. Amy
Be good. And if you can’t be good well, at least be better
Bunny, what will you do if we are not good? ;)
funny: http://theoatmeal.com/comics/phone
reaper, if you’re not good, I’ll give you a lollipop. If you’re good… a spanking
WTF – I am going to have to sing 4… Is there a limit to the number anthems I can torture you all with?
Hmmm good bad good bad…
choices choices…
My hubby subscribes to Guitar World magazine. In the last issue, on their CD, they had a woman shredder. So, of course, he went out and got her album. He thinks it’s the first pop album he’s bought in a very long time. When he was playing it for me I told him he needs to listen to the radio more as her song has been playing endlessly. Anyway, Orianthi is now my hubby’s newest guitar player favourite:
http://www.youtube.com/user/officialorianthi?blend=1&ob=4
Wolf, I think, and I hope everybody agrees, once you get beyond two, don’t worry about it. That is a little silly. Pick two and we’ll all be happy.
Besides, you never know, Germany may win against Canada tonight *rolls on the floor laughing*
I was talking to one of my counterparts in the Ontario office today. It turns out, his brother is one of the speedskaters for Germany. For some reason, I find that cool.
Usedhair, I couldn’t agree with you more. I too taught some college courses at one time in my life, and almost every day was absolutely appalling.
Pervs
Jealous?
Smell my own kind
What do we smell like?
I’m not big on sweets but man do I love me some rieces pieces.
oh ya
CE: rieces pieces
CSL: Fabric softener
Good Morning Pan! WOO WOO!
I’ve always been more of a Smarties person, reaper. They aren’t endorsed by aliens.
JR’s doing his train impression.
It smells like perfume and strip joint in here…..
LOST TONITE YA BITCHES!!!!!!
Did ditto just “yahoo” a gold in Ice Dancing????? Oh god bless you sir.
Looking at the events scheduled today, I predict Germany will have the medal count lead come tonight.
Deutschland uber alles, bitches.
Lo Pan – It won’t be in hockey.
Is it wrong of me that, whenever I think Germany I think
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=dZlFBSRrSR0
No, WNDR, no it wont.
Cant watch youtube…. what izzat EB?
Spike Jones song, Der Fuehrer’s Face
Bunny, I’m allergic to chocolate other wise I might be too
Chocolate rain?
Poor Germany. You start one little World War and you never live it down.
Agree.
http://www.calgarysun.com/sports/vancouver2010/hockey/2010/02/22/12990016-qmi.html
“Little World War” is the definition of oxymoron
Aint it tho?
“The cumulative score of their first three games was 41-2.”
“The cumulative total of the four USA wins was 40-2. ”
Canada wins!
Oh wait, was I suppose to get something else from that article?
Uh…..no… no Bunny you werent.
*burp*
Well, this has been fun. Now must go gas up the car and do a couple of other errands before heading to the airport. Probably won’t be on line tomorrow.
Later Panites
I prefer the one ball song when it comes to taking the urine out of the leader of National Socialism.
Oh Van…. your crazy words confound and excite me.
Van, is that a polite rap lyric?
Lo Pan is excited by one ball? not going to touch that one…
CMon reaper…touch it. Touch the one ball…
Is that “Don’t fear the ball, reaper”?
ditto = flawless victory
ditto wins!!
More cow bell!!!
CP: Bloody Mother Fuckin Asshole — Martha Wainwright
I try to be my best.
Finish him.
That Orianthi sounds like all the other crap girl singer …
Oh, well, that was different.
Perhaps I should finish listening before making a judgement.
…
Hmph. She sounds like all the other crap singing guitar chicks that I really enjoy – except she does like neck stuff with her guitar too!
o.0
I just watched part of the men’s Canada-USA match. US was up at the time 4-3 but the Canadians were bloody pounding on the puck. I wouldn’t have wanted to have been the goaltender there.
Jack: I do not know the appropriate response.
Johnny Cage wins.
Nomad, I think the correct response is Up-Down-Up-Down B button.
or maybe: Right, Down, Right, Right, b
CP: Home — Roger Waters
CE: rieces pieces
I have this compulsion to eat one color first.
Thank youse all for the warmly welkome.
Of course, now I need to clarify a small poynt.
“Troll Master OrGo” is my job title not my name.
See, like I was lookin’ for a job (sue me, it’s a bad ekonomy), and I passed by the offices of The Strong Back, Weak Mind, Moving Co. .They had a Help Wanted sign, so I walked in.
I says, “I need a Job. Do you got anything?” and the friendly Troll behind the reception desk says, “You can be Troll Master OrGo.” So, I says, “When can I start?”
I’ve been the Troll Master OrGo ever since.
That’s kinda how I acquired my current gig, Mr. Master.
Thats how I got my first gag.
Gig = paying gag?
In some professions gagging could cause you not to get paid for your current gig.
I could never get those fatality moves down.
I’m glad that Orianthi is spreading the shredder ideal to places where it normally isn’t accepted. Let some young girl see her videos and get inspired to devote time to develop a real, empowering skill.
Wow, that OrGo conversation went south fast. . . Gags = jokes and comedy routines, right? Like Carrot Top?
…. hmmm…. Carrot Top is awfully orc-like these days…..
We’re all winners here.
Jack: I agree regarding Orianthi.
Lo Pan: Not to nit-pick, but Germany started 2 little world wars
Van: Is that one-ball song called “Rodeo”
Welcome Troll Master!
jackmangan: Frawress Victory!
Actually Serbia started the first World War, Lejon. Well at least a couple of their peeps did.
Sorry if I took the gagging a bit too far… it was just an involuntary reflex.
Well the reflex is in charge of finding treasure in the dark, after all.
*blink*
Fle-flex!
Can you really take gagging too far?
Oh EssBee….. I mean no, no of course you cant. But oh EssBee….
’80s music gives me a headache.
Too many smurfy groups being smurfy.
Give me özzy Killer of Giants any day.
Two bits of news that probably mean nothing to y’all, but are bonus-super-good for me.
Today I sign the paperwork at my job to become a REAL full fledged employee. I’m no longer on probation.
Welcome to my world lovely medical insurance. The company pays 100% for me and the cost to cover my kids is minimal. Seriously – I haven’t seen a company offer better benefits since the early 90′s. (vacation here is amazing too… 3 weeks in my first year!)
2nd bit is that I passed my H3 Certification test last night on the first try! I’m pretty pleased with myself. It was a b-i-t-c-h of a test! But now I get to play with a virtual dedicated server. I’ve earned it.
I’m still working my butt off and selling stuff, but I miss everyone. sigh.
Cj: Hooray! Congrats on becoming a real, er… girl… and loosing the long ears and tail!
’80s music give you a headache? Then I guess I shouldn’t share this.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lKeA3-n27t8
Congrats, Cj!
We miss you too. Fortunately, I get to see you next month.
Congrats CJ! Ill spank ditto’s ass in celebration next month!
Erm…
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/02/dungeons_dragons_porn_stars.php
Lo Pan: Plushie Dice! Cool!
Many Headache! Argh!
Oooh… Tasty Morsels… Topless Robot Human feemails… …. ….
Well I didn’t want to go there but:
Hitler, he only had one ball,
Goering, he had two but very small,
Himmler had something simmler,
But poor old Goebbels had no balls at all.
Whistle Chorus:
Frankfurt has only one beer hall,
Stuttgart, die München all on call,
Munich, vee lift our tunich,
To show vee ‘Cherman’ have no balls at all.
Whistle Chorus:
Hans Otto is very short, not tall,
And blotto, for drinking Singhai and Skol.
A ‘Cherman’, unlike Bruce Erwin,
Because Hans Otto has no balls at all.
Whistle Chorus:
Hitler has only got one ball,
The other is in the Albert Hall.
His mother, the dirty bugger,
Cut it off when he was small.
Whistle Chorus:
Sung to the tune of Colonel Bogey.
Goodnight Bogey.
Oh crap, it’s only 1:30 in the afternoon…
OMG its all gone to hell with Hitlers n Trolls n Mangans….
Have we eliminated Deadpan via Goodwin’s Law?
:)
CP: Waiting Around To Die — The Lemonheads
Van: Oh. Not the same one at all then.
Welllll, there goes Jonny with his pecker in his hand
he’s a one-balled man and he’s off to the Rodeo.
WELL, Allemande left and allemande right
Come on, y’fuckin’ dummy
get your right foot right
Now get off the stage…
and so on…
TEB is probably the only one interested in this, but I find this rather interesting. Chart Attack has a poll of the quintessential Canadian band. It’s pretty close between Sloan and The Tragically Hip. Personally, I would have thought The Hip would win by a landslide, but I guess it is still early in the voting.
http://www.chartattack.com/polls
CP: Blood, Sex and Booze — Green Day
ditto: Waiting Around To Die is one of my favorite songs evar.
ditto: What, no Rush?
Lejon: I agree. No Rush is a surprise.
There are a lot of bands that CA could have chosen, but they only picked 2 that are fairly unknown outside of Canada.
What, no Tuuli?????
I can see why Lo Pan likes them. :)
I hope the guys in Anvil aren’t too discouraged by this omission.
Who?
;)
ditto, my wanting to sleep with the whole band has nothing to do with it ;).
AWESOME Lost podcast. This episode made my brain bleed.
http://www.jayandjack.com/
ANd by “whole band” i mean when they were all girls and still good.
woah.. and by looking at a recent picture, by “whole band” i mean when they were all girls and still good and all hot…
god im superficial. what an asshole.
Yeah!
Double yeah!
Ja Wohl!
What am I agreeing to?
Don’t ask questions, Lejon. Just sign the forms.
What, no Chilliwack?
CJ: Woo!!
Lejon, some guy from Stalag 13?
You watch your mouth, Rhett.
Political humor!
http://www.cagle.msnbc.com/news/PoliticalOlympics2010/images/luckovich.jpg
Thats gold, Ghana! Gold!
Yeah, I liked the grumpy elephant with the Fiji finger.
“Fiji Finger” is going to be our band name, btw
Fiji Finger it is….
I call banjo.
Really enjoyed listening to this weeks Starshipsofa:
http://www.starshipsofa.com/20100223/aural-delights-no-122-michael-f-flynn/
Up-Down-Up-Down B button
Fuck you, Lost.
“All will be revealed” my ass.
You go to hell and you die.
Yay! Canada gets another gold in women’s ski cross! WOOHOO! :-)
Catching up is fun to do.
Carrot Top makes me gag. Too wiry.
Cj: Huzzuh and … 100% coverage is “wow”.
I guess they’ll let anyone play D&D now. Us creepy geeks will have to find something else to define ourselves with…
Hahaha at Fiji Finger.
Canada beat WNDR
Slovakia beat Amy Bowen
Czech beat Nomad Scry
I agree with Bunny’s comment about the anthems…. IMO, if you do one anthem, you’re good. You can do as many as you want from your team’s losses, but there’s no need for this to become a chore for anyone.
doopiteedooo.