Questors from Effpiem Season 1 finale contained within!
Jack Mangans Deadpan #157: Microphone Czech
Jack is in the Crazy Train lounge (thx Kurt!)
Promo – How to Grow Your Geek (http://www.howtogrowyourgeek.net/)
Amy Bowen reads her 2nd grade composition on the 2006 winter Olympics
My Dead Pan by JRMurdock
Greasy Nipples
Nomad Scry
Lo Pan
EssBee
Ed From Texas
Nomad Scry
WNDRWolf
Nomad Scry (first comment of the week)
That’s Better Too by Paul Maki
Fuck a Duck by Pixie
Questor From Effpiem by Amy Bowen (http://amybowen.wordpress.com/)
Parade of Nations:
Us National Anthem by The Energizer Bunny?
Czech National Anthem by Nomad Scry
Czech National Anthem by Jack Mangan
Animal Sounds by JRMurdock
Questors of Effpiem continued.
The Deadpanmmmm meetup is next week. (March 11(ish) to 14th(ish)) Are you coming?
Record your favourite Dead Pan memories.
Outro Babble
Send in content: 206-350-Tomi (8664) or e-mail: sphericaljackmatgmaildotcom
Closing music: “Too Good to Last”
Killing the US Anthem.
(Unczeched Show Notes.
Holy crap, I didn’t even notice that while I was putting this one together, we surpassed 1000 on the previous episode. woot.)
Nice KAMN. Aardvarks!
So whilst searching for a book on book despositry, the web site claims the electronic version of the book is out of stock…..eh?
This reminded me of a certain stormtrooper:
http://www.weeklystandard.com/content/public/articles/000/000/001/248ipzbt.asp
Ah it is a right wing site, but it made me laugh.
Klaxons! Answer Me Now!
Alrght, it’s early….
Kant Always Meant Nothing
Morning Deadpan!
It’s snowing. I really must talk to someone about these poor decisions.
Kleenex Aids Messy Noses
Happy birthday Lo Pan!
On an unrelated note, I think it’s safe to assume I won’t be doing show notes on Thursday.
Now, where’s my breakfast
kookie alien mind nookies. (what do you want at 6:30 in the morning?)
I want Alien Mind Nookie!!!
Since nobody does my work for me while I’m away, I was hoping to get some extra done before I left for Arizona. Unfortunately, ooks like the system is down at head office. I guess I’m getting an extra day off.
Kitties Accepting Milk Nicely
*sending erotic thoughts Wolf’s way* Sorry, that’s the closest I could do.
Klingons Artificially Melting Nylon
And what is this “bring warm clothes” business? If I wanted to do that, I’d stay in Calgary
Kiting Average Merchants Needlessly
Kats Atomised Mumbling Mechs
Kant jokes . . . only on the Deadpan.
morning pan
awesome!
http://i.imgur.com/lrw9A.jpg
Because that sign wouldn’t be confusing to someone new to the area.
Kindergarten Angst Morally Neutral
that sign is one of the many reasons I like living in a small town.
Kangaroos Are Mighty Neat
I still can’t do my work. This is very frustrating.
Keeping Angry Mommies Nasty
TEB: don’t forget these are Arizona folk talking about dressing warm. Cold to them and cold to us are very different states. If it drops below 75 they go running for their hat and gloves :p
That’s weird. I swear I sent a nipple this morning. Am I imagining nipples now?
I think it said – Kamikaze Amaretto Midori NyQuil
Cj – Is that a quote from “The Day the Earth Stood Still”?
Still not working. dum de dum de dum
KAMM -doh!
Kats Atomise Mech Nuptials
Hi pan! I’m back. I haven’t really been keeping up-to-date, so I hope everyone is doing well.
Amy: congrats on finishing Questors!
My system’s up and running! Now to work.
Hey ditto!
Looking forward to seeing you this week.
Apparently I can be invisible. :)
I don’t understand. Does that mean you won’t be making it?
I finally remember to watch Jack’s Keeper when I had a chance to -hear- it… very nice.
TEB: Nope, I’ll be there. Just messing with ya.
CP: FCC Song — Eric Idle
Don’t mess with the Bunny, it makes her cry
I got a calf cramp.
This hurt is ridiculous.
TEB: I agree with Usedhair. When you see the “warm clothes” that the rest of us bring, you’ll find that your idea of “warm clothes” is very different from ours.
ditto: Thank you!
TEB, ditto: The “I can be invisible” was a reference to Ditto’s character in Questors. :-) Speaking of which, we’ll be recording the Season 2 premiere of “The Questors from Effpiem” live at the MMMMeetup. I’ll be sending you (ditto) an email in a moment.
Interesting:
The television rating for the Canada/USA Olympic Men’s Hockey Gold Medal game was 17.6 overnight rating. Here’s what sportsmediawatch.blogspot wrote this morning on its website:
“To put the numbers in perspective, Sunday’s game drew a higher overnight rating than every World Series game since 2004 (including every game of Yankees/Phillies last year), every NBA Finals telecast since 1998, and every NCAA Men’s Basketball Final Four game since at least ’98.”
Thanks, Nomad!
Speaking of invisible ditto, was that a skill set that Amy developed for your character or was it something that she borrowed from your character?
I wasn’t sure if it was an inside reference that I was missing or not.
Jack, I hope this good news for the visibility of the NHL. I love watching Hockey but I don’t get many games because I don’t have a local team.
NS: I developed that particular skill set myself. Well, sort of. I took the power of the Invisibility Cloak from Harry Potter, increased it (making it soundproof and magic-proof as well as lightproof), and transferred it from an object to a living being.
Ah, okay, cool. Thanx Amy.
You’re welcome!
TEB: I don’t want to see teh bunny cry! :(
Amy: Kewl. I don’t know how I missed your previous email. I’m sorry that I did. Work was brutal at that point. Glad you found someone to fill in for me. I promise to do better. :)
Jack: That’s awesome!
NS: I’d tell you but that’d violate the secret ninja rules.
CP: Scott Rinse Receipt — Iller Than Theirs
Amy: Maybe we could do a live Questers prolog at the Mmmmmmeet up?
D’oh! You clearly thought of that before I did. I just got your email. :)
Ditto: Apology accepted. I understand. :)
Kilted Amazons Milking Nipples?
Secret Ninja Rules. Win.
Best thing about being in the house alone with the cat?
No one to be embarrassed by my “headbanging” while I wash the dishes.
CL:
Slipnot
Nightwish
Bell, Book, and Candle
Darling Parade
Kicked Almonds Mash Neatly.
Good
bigger than the moon.
^Good call on the Nightwish.
Oh, FoxNews. . .
http://9gag.com/photo/19181_500sq.jpg
It’s only text with no cursewords, so it’s SFW, but it still might raise eyebrows at work. #MREAW.
Wouldn’t it be MORE social to touch other people’s privates rather than anti-social? Or is just thinking about touching people’s privates vs actually touching considered Anti-Social?
Oh the difficult questions you pose to us, Jack.
What if we already have a very active social life and are still thinking about it? Does that negate the amount of social-ness already existing in our lives?
I’m very social. ;)
reaper: Cool find. That looks like a dangerous highway.
I think we all plan to be very very social with one another in just a few days.
Current Media Intake:
* Babylon 5, Season 1, Disc 2:
– A Narn wearing Ben-Franklin spectacles. Hilarious.
– Chekov on B5? Awesome.
– Still enjoyable watching.
* The HeavenField, book 1:
– Okay, but I have concerns as to how it’s going to wrap up.
* Nocturnal, currently episode 6:
– I’m rather enjoying it.
Lejon: Thanks for input on my fluids.
My biggest question in regards to Nocturnal:
How’d they get Joe Pesci to do voicework?
That Hoboken roadsign is fantastic.
I wonder if E. Honda drivers can hit it with a thousand-hand-slap while they pass by.
Just got back from the chocolate store where I got a log for my Goddess. Hopefully it won’t get crushed in my luggage.
Hoboken Honda roadside slappin’
Get it off, get off, get off the turnpike.
Wasn’t there a bonus stage in one of the first Street Fighter games where you basically beat the crap out of a car?
This is the T-Shirt I bought on my last day in Hawai’i.
http://www.crazyshirts.com/product/mens-t-shirts/t-shirts/grey+t+shirts/tsunami+islands+light+grey+heather+crew.do?search=basic&keyword=tsunami&sortby=newArrivals&page=1
Thinking of the chocolate that is on it’s way to Arizona soon…
I’ll be in my bunk.
There, I am now 100% packed and ready to go. Since I don’t actually leave until Thursday morning, my husband is doing his eye rolling thing again. He’s so cute.
Thanks Bunny!
Khan Annihilated Mighty Nimoy
I’ll give you bumps when I see you, Lo Pan
How dare the site go down while I’m trying to do some Panning!
*hiccup*
Kommie Assclowns March North
http://tinyurl.com/ykyxn7f — for NS – really? is this what you wanted?
Koslov Assists Markus Naslund
My link is broken.
Kiss Asses Menace Naboo
“my link is broken”
I’m sure that’s a euphemism for something
Keep Asking My Neighbor
“I bent my wookie.”
I’m sure that’s a euphemism for something too.
Katherine’s Ass is Mine Now
That was Final Fight JN.
Kukamonga’s Assassins’ Mighty Ninny
Vanamonde: Found it on YouTube:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=l5-bMYc0v34
Kalashnikov Assists Murder Neatly
Shows which Arcade I played more:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g-_gpw9ho7Y
Korolev Attack Misuses Nukes
Krazy Arcade Man? NEVER!
We need to re-institute the Spherical Tomi drinking game :)
JRMurdock: Go on . . .
anytime during the show you hear ‘spherical tomi’ you drink :)
This started out as a gag on Wingin’ It! and Jack was a bastard with it. LOL
This would be great for mmmmmmeet up
Vanamonde: Cool. I never played that in the arcade. I invested heavily in:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=O_A7p-dVCK0
JRMurdock: Any bell-ringing involved?
There’s always room for cowbell during a drinking game!!!!
I think I broke Jack…
No drinking games for me. I’ll have a drink or two in an evening, but I’m a very cheap drunk and would be under the table very quickly.
Now to think of an early dinner. Leaving to kick butt in an hour
Speaking of kicking butt… Last Saturday was a testing (not mine but I have to attend). I was asked to do a sparring session as a “demo” with a belt one senior to me. I’m covered in bruses as a result, but I still won the match. Funny thing, I’m average on my defences, some kicks are better than others depending upon which one, the chair scares the hell out of me but everybody agrees, I can beat people up really good.
Ok, taco time.
Congratulations, Bunny! About taco time and about winning the match.
Taco time!
Go bunny, kick ass.
I’ve always loved taco time. Congratz Bunny!
Sorry, not Taco Time but time to make tacos. I guess I should have specified. That being said, I like to eat at Taco Time too.
that’s some tacoriffic ass kicking there TEB!!!
Taco Johns.
I didn’t realize Taco Time was an actual fast food joint in Calgary, or anywhere else.
Sadly, the Pink Taco here has closed.
Let the double entendre begin.
Boulder had an awesome taco place – Taco Cabana which, oddly, was bright pink. Sadly it closed too. Coincidence?
Oh btw this, “Koslov Assists Markus Naslund”, wins.
Oh, we’re just now starting the double entedre? Ooops. Sorry, Bunny.
“Keeper” Absorbs Many Niceties
Thanks, Lo Pan – - but I think there were many wittier, including, but not limited, to the Nimoy one and the Kleenex one.
“Taco Johns” that made me chuckle.
And I was trying to come up with some lame joke about inserting beef. Oh well.
Rhett: Where’s the Beef?
Kong Absconded Maiden Naughtily.
If you get a taco from Taco Johns and the Pink Taco, then you have double entrees.
Better?
CD: Daydreaming of an Amazon Bunny.
I’ll get my coat.
I am exhausted from being on my feet all day making cookies, and I’m not even done. It will still take at least an hour after dinner to roll and bake the second batch. I really do care about you guys. (Yes, the cookies are for the MMMMMeetup. :-) )
Karnov Arcade Massively Nondescript
You guys are really on fire with these.
Keep Adding More Nipples
now it on:
http://ccinsider.comedycentral.com/2010/03/09/rock-band-to-release-cartmans-poker-face/
kinky avocados minced, naturally –Taco toping?
I don’t know about a taco topping, but I think you’ve found our next band name.
“Usedhair and the Kinky Avocados”
Let’s keep my Kinky Avocados out of this, shall we?
Karoke Ass Munches Nibbles.
Night Pan, trying to uncurl for the night.
They’re very touchy. Let the double entendres begin.
“I am exhausted from being on my feet all day…”
Dyslexia is fun. I read this as “I am exhausted from being felt all day long”
Knowledge And Mind Notwithstanding.
CW: Caprica
Cj – http://twitpic.com/17l1wr
I’ll take that.
\m/
I follow a bunch of writer/editor/publisher/etc blogs through Google Reader. I think I may have to many though, as I have 80 new posts in the last 18 (or so) hours. Geez.
Kahhhhhhhhn adored Mr. Nimoy
Kan’t Attack Morphin’ Neo.
0.o That one paints strange pictures in my mind.
An entire day later, the gingersnaps are finally all done and ready to go. :-)
I’m home.
Daily (nightly?) work report.
I’ve gotten so many unsolicited kudos emails from customers directly to my supervisor already about my awesomeness that she rewarded me with a wee bonus tonight.
That was pretty cool.
Oh and if you sent me email today (I see there are a LOT in my box) I’m not responding till later tomorrow.
it’s not that I don’t love you, I do, I just don’t wanna go through all that email right now.
today=Tuesday
tomorrow=Wednesday
Killer Android Mulches Nectarines.
The fact that Tuesday is finishing up for Cj and Wednesday is over half done for me … well, that’s amusing. Especially since we are only a few hours apart from a time zone POV.
And only about 52 (straight) hours of drive time.
Google Maps refuses to give me a drive time estimate for dropping by Van’s.
Where is
? tonight?
hrm.
Krap Almost Morning. Nooooo!
G’night sweet pan. I shall ready my home for the arrival of the sweet and beautiful Bunny in a mere day and a 1/2!
Must. . . . sleep. . .
Whoa. Cj powers activate.
Why is that I have no idea what I’m reading if I do it aloud?
So, are we banking nipples so we keep a good two week floating average?
Somebody ought to let those KAMN folks know what an inspiration they’ve been to us here.
Seriously? As Iconic as Madonna?
http://www.cbsnews.com/stories/2010/03/09/entertainment/main6283567.shtml
You know, I think that adage “There’s no such thing as bad publicity” is pretty definitively a myth.
Wow.
Talk about “Desperate for attention”.
Clearly designed to get her name back into the public eye.
So I for one will not post it.
CR: http://www.nuklearpower.com/8-bit-theater/
I love this comic…
“carry the infinity”… “Aww man”…
God, Thats funny
good thing there is a box around it:
http://topcultured.com/the-last-button-youll-ever-push/
another gem:
http://xkcd.com/
but now the song is stuck in my head.
CP: Jay And Jack Lost Podcast: 5.11
I liked lost last night
Morning Pan!
What a glorious Wednesday morning.
I don’t care if I did burn my breakfast. It’s still a wonderful morning.
Bunny,
I have to agree with you. It is over 40 degrees out and spring is in the air (along with canadian geese heading north). It is a wonderful morning.
Sun is shining. It’s 7:30 in the morning and already I don’t need any lights on. It’s going to reach ten degrees C. today. Birds are singing. Kitty is cuddling. What more do you need?