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Here come the snakes!
“The bastards can swim. I’ll be damned!”
During the excitement of shooting snakes: “It’s like licking butter off a knife, ain’t it Bill!”
Just for the record, the CG effects for these snakes are about as bad as you can get.
Isn’t Nickelback already a band name?
“Make no mistake about it, some of of are going to make it, some of us ain’t. We’ve got one long night to figure it out”
Murphy’s room is covered in blood so the whores didn’t board up that room. Another dead peep from snake bite now.
“I never wanted blood on my hands but some men, some men were just meant to die”
“There’s an old saying, you can’t squeeze blood from a turnip. Men like him and me, we have plenty of blood to spill.”
WTF?
I want these motherfucking snakes off my motherfucking High Plains Drifter!
ditto still wins.
“We’ve got snakes above us. We’ve got snakes below us. We’ve got snakes all around us. We’re running out of realestate really fast.”
All the snakes are surrounding the saloon. Solution, blow the saloon.
…wait, everybody’s in the saloon…?
“Come on guys, my arms are getting real tired here”
What is this, now a porn movie?
On that note, time for a break. Must check work e-mail and make sure they don’t want me. Back in 5
After taking a much needed deep breath, time to plunge back into the snake pit
Snakes to right of them,
Snakes to left of them,
Snakes in front of them
Slither’d and thunder’d;
Storm’d at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.
They’re sending men to their possible doom in search of explosives.
“Where is everybody?”
“Dead. Remember?”
The smartest people in town, getting the explosives
“Around here, it ain’t about being the killin’ type. It’s about being the survivin’ type.”
Cut to the whores. One of them has been bit.
“Henry’s waiting for you. You go to him”
For someone who had a five second part, he’s sure mentioned a lot.
Nothing better than a rumba of rattlesnakes to spice up your spaghetti western
CP: Still Alive — Jonathan Coulton
It seemed appropriate. :)
“You won’t kill me. Not until I make sure my god daugher is safe”
Where did this twist come from
“all right, all right, I get it. Dynamite dangerious. It ain’t like I’m going to drop it.”
Snake shows up. Drops dynamite.
Stomps on snake. Key twanging music.
Filling the saloon with dynamite.
“Take her kid, she’ll bring you luck”
Guys and thier guns.
Saloon goes kaboom. A bottle of whisky survives
Now the twist. Every one of them are babies. Where are the parents
Holy crap, look at the size of that mother!
I love the marshall. He pulls the woman out of his way so he can get to safety first.
Now he want so “tie the dynamite to the whore, leave her in the street. When the snake comes to eat her… BOOM!
Snakeskin shoes for everyone!
Needless to say, the idea didn’t go over very well.
{nugent} She’s a snake charmer {/nugent}
Now they’re going to lasso the snake with a giant chain and use the gatling gung to shoot a fireplace poker at it.
Einsteins they ain’t
Oh No! It’s a 40 foot copperhead
The chain was wrapped around his foot. Of course.
They killed the giant snake. Yeah! The bottle of whisky survived the battle as well. All’s right with the world.
Here comes the calvary. Just in time?
They will get the women and children out of the vault.
“Will’s got himself one more snake to kill.”
Awww, he gave the kid Wynona. Isn’t that sweet
Riding off into the sunset. Posse on his trail. But didn’t forget to leave a momento for Murphy’s daughter.
Roll credits.
Wait, where’s the “but one snake survived” ending. This movie was stupid, it didn’t have a possibly not over ending. Just the cowboy in the sunset.
Well it’s over, Deadpan. I checked my DVR, I have two other cheesy horror movies recorded. Won’t be able to watch them this week. Let’s see what the future brings.
Bunny, standing ovation.
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=5105013
The Unobtanic one made me chuckle.
Brava!
^And Bunny, that was pure entertainment. :)
Watching terrible movies is always better with a crowd.
I still want to know what that turnip quote was about. It had nothing to do with the situation.
Maybe he’s saying he’s not a turnip? No, he’s a turkey!
Size matters with turnips.
CP: Conversations — Beth Quist
The bigger they are, the more they bleed?
CP: Magic Man – Heart.
I think I need a break now.
Well, you can’t get blood from a turnip, but trying to get turnips from Blood is hard too. My old man was a crochity bastard, and he luvs him some turnips, wons he gots hold of one it was game ova.
I got up to use the washroom and the damn cat stole my spot. *sigh*
CR: Pandora’s Star by Peter F. Hamilton
And you are surprised by that behavior?
Freaking out.
Freaking in.
Freaking up.
got nuthing…
lost eye exam hehe
http://comixed.com/2010/03/17/4-koma-comic-strip-eye-exam/
^FUNNY
at the end of the day mindless humor FTW
Poor Sawyer.
Today’s Lost Sawyer gets right on to the friction of the day.
AND I’m at the head of the line!
RE: My funny nickname for Leo:
Linguini di Crappio
Wellll I’m sticking Shutter Island on to the OK shelf.
ZP sticks the boot into Heavy Rain:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1528-Heavy-Rain
Okay, the eye exam thing was funny.
I found the Shutter Island book to be dicrappio, so I was reluctant to see the film.
Does the eye exam thing contain spoilers from last night?
Jack, no spoilers from last night. Just funny.
CP: Knuckle Down — Ani DiFranco
This is my theme song, of late.
That’s just my cowgirl alter-ego
Riding on her bar room bull
Dripping with the sweat of irony
As the cowboys whoop and drool
Shooting glances at the mirror
To see if her scar is showing
She is truly going nowhere tonight
Lecherous old lady wanna-be
Much too young and shy
Flailing her whole life
Just thinking she can teach herself to fly
Vehement romantic
Frantic for forever right now
But forever’s going nowhere tonight
Sick of goading her self-loathing
She thinks, I think I’d better leave
‘Course whiskey makes me smarter
And I’m happy as can be
But please excuse me darlin
It’s not you
It’s me
And there’s a dusty old dust storm on mars, they say
So tonight you can’t see it too clear
Still I stood in line to look through their telescope
Looked like a distant ship light
As seen from a foggy pier
And I know that I was warned
Still it was not what I hoped
Yes I know that I was warned
Still it was not what I hoped
I think I’m done gunnin to get closer
To some imagined bliss
I gotta knuckle down
And just be ok with this
I’m gonna knuckle down
Just be ok with this
‘Course that star struck girl is already someone I miss
I swear some stuff you just see better from further away
And I think I communicate best now, the less I say
And I can’t dance if the band can’t play
And the vibe is going nowhere tonight
‘Cuz somewhere between Hollywood and its pretty happiness
And an anguish so infinite it’s anybody’s guess
Is a place where people are all teachers
And this just one long class
And that ass will get you nowhere tonight
There’s a dusty old dust storm on mars they say
So tonight you can’t see it too clear
Still I stood in line to look through their telescope
Looked like a distant ship light
As seen from a foggy pier
And I know that I was warned
Still it was not what I hoped
Yeah I know that I was warned
Still it was not what I hoped
I think I’m done gunnin to get closer
To some imagined bliss
I gotta knuckle down
Just be ok with this
Gotta knuckle down
Just be ok with this
‘Course that star struck girl
Is already someone I miss
So I finished Nocturnal today. It was an overall fun listen. Kind of like X-Men meets Unbreakable.
Probably my biggest complaint is something I’ve been encountering more and more in books, audio or print. It should be a basic rule: Do NOT use the “but this isn’t the movies” phrase or any vaguely similar derivation thereof. I read a book that used that at least five times in two consecutive chapters. Nocturnal may have used it a dozen times. It does NOT raise the tension. If anything, it pulls your reader or listener out of the story, since it IS a story, not real events. Furthermore, it seems to become a crutch, as evidenced by the repeated use within a short span.
That is all.
We like Ani. I even learned how to properly pronounce her name.
She can play a guitar, her.
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd we’re back.
I’d buy that for a dollar!
Good Luck, you’ll need it.
Just listened to Savage Love, Ep. 178. He covered the lesbian prom issue extensively, and suggests that people email or call the Superintendent and Principal responsible for this entire clusterfuck. He gives out their #s and email addresses on his blog: http://podcasts.thestranger.com/savagelove/
I’m sure that they will be inundated with calls both pro- and con- prom cancellation.
The thing I kept thinking as I listened was this: every school has queer students. The message this district/school is sending to students is so, so troubling.
/political EssBee
Enjoy a little Irish for me, y’all! Be safe.
CW: American Idol
I would pay real cash to watch Simon beat on Ryan.
Big money, big prizes! I love it!
I’m glad that link wasn’t a Lost spoiler, now that I’ve seen it.
Ah smash TV, happy days..
Devils are crushing the Penguins: 4-1 in the second.
I think this group will appreciate this t-shirt :)
http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=QC-WHITETEXT&Category_Code=QC
Vanamonde: Yep, great fun! I would play with two joysticks when it came out for the Genesis, to simulate the arcade feel. Lots of fun, but still not quite the same as the arcade unit, naturally. Never made it to the Pleasure Dome, though . . .
ditto: Nice. Hopefully they don’t offer an alpha value for those.
You know, the score to the first Transformers is actually pretty impressive.
But I think the Iron Man score is better.
Currently getting caught up on Freak Angels.
I was just getting caught up on Freak Angels too!
Great minds think alike. :)
So, is it easier to get a turnip from a Crip?
And here I thought this would be a light week with the MMMeetup and all.
Silly me….
Ed, Ed, Ed. We recharged the batteries. Didn’t you realize? ;)
Of course it helps when Bunny provides running commentary on bad movies.
CW: The Good Wife
ditto: Have you memorized Charge of the Light Brigade?
NS: Nope, though I probably should. It’s fun.
Night pan. I’ll see you all tomorrow.
I added Freak Angels to my reader before they started and then forgot all about it until many months had gone by. I really should try to read, instead of feeling guilty every Friday.
Night ditto. Dream on.
I prefer movie soundtracks to be unnoticed, but I’ve loved the Dark Knight soundtrack ever since I first saw the movie. That crunch crunch sound makes me jump and I love it.
I love the soundtrack from The Other Sister.
While I think the situation in MS is stupid and wrong, I think that giving out personal email addresses to the bold little anonymous troll-masters of the Internet is stupid and wrong. From the little of Savage that I’ve listened to, he seemed smarter and WAY more conscientious than that. There has to be a better solution than to vomit a flood of idiot rage at them.
The Other Sister? imdb….
Ah. Juliette Lewis is in it. I try to avoid her. I think someone or something did very bad things to her and she is not right and it makes me very nervous to be around her… and that is just from the TV. I’d probably run away if I met her in person.
Random Nipple
not so random nipple.
I am the mad nipple, what nubs at midnight!!
ok, so it’s not quite midnight…. yet.
There are no calls and nothing to do here.
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