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March 10th, 2010 at 11:45 pm
Feet of lead, spine of glass.
March 11th, 2010 at 12:04 am
24 maybe coming to an end…yah!
http://eztv.it/tvnews/4935/clock-winds-down-on-24/
March 11th, 2010 at 12:15 am
Vanamonde gets the first of the week!
Why am I never asleep at this hour?
Goodnight,
March 11th, 2010 at 12:48 am
Trying to make other people happy is difficult and draining.
March 11th, 2010 at 1:02 am
Much easier to stick ‘em with pins.
March 11th, 2010 at 1:03 am
Re: 24 ending
Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit. Dammit.
That was my impression of an episode of 24.
March 11th, 2010 at 1:05 am
Ah Cj, welcome to the world of Clowns, standup comics, and any poor bugger who has to deal with punters.
March 11th, 2010 at 3:25 am
Or pretty much any transaction involving money…
March 11th, 2010 at 3:52 am
Morning!
Cj, yuck.
March 11th, 2010 at 4:05 am
Morning Deadpan!
It’s five a.m. I started i-tunes and letting it download the latest Deadpan so I can listen to it on the plane.
Now to hop in the shower.
March 11th, 2010 at 4:19 am
Body clean. Do I really have to put clothes on? Nobody will mind if I’m at the airport just wrapped in my towel will they?
March 11th, 2010 at 4:20 am
Now to sync up my touch. What does Jack mean by difficult show notes? More like no show notes because I ain’t doin’ them this week. :biggrin”
March 11th, 2010 at 4:29 am
Bath time!
March 11th, 2010 at 4:48 am
I didn’t want to but am dressed now.
March 11th, 2010 at 4:55 am
Signing off for now. Leaving for the airport in about half an hour. May sign on for a bit while I’m there. Have to leave earlier than I need to so I fit into hubby’s schedule. That’s fine. Will have breakfast at the airport, read, listen to podcasts, maybe do some window shopping. The Calgary airport is its own little mall so there’s lots to look at. Won’t actually buy anything though, I don’t have the room in my suitcase.
Later Panites!
March 11th, 2010 at 5:04 am
So at the cinema waiting for Crazy Heart to start.
Also observing sheep like behaviour in humans.
March 11th, 2010 at 5:06 am
CP: DeadPan: 158
I love the dead pan song right after the promo
March 11th, 2010 at 5:09 am
I keep wanted to shout “Peace and Humptyness forever!”
March 11th, 2010 at 5:21 am
no longer using that auto-correct program
wanted = wanting
March 11th, 2010 at 5:30 am
Hmm
The “auto-correct” program left reaper wanting.
March 11th, 2010 at 5:35 am
justa J0e, very much! wanting to not look like a moron for trusting it.
if it was easy to change the default corrections I might keep.
BUT I SAY NAY!!!
sorry hold over from yesterdayth.
March 11th, 2010 at 5:54 am
Hmm, The Ladies of Deadpan seem to be getting naked in sequence (For showers/baths)… Who’s next? **looks at CJ, crosses fingers**
Pix Pls?
On another Note, Awesome use of Jack Nicholson, and the Humpty Beat. I’d love to hear Amy singing O Canada with the Humpty Beat in the back.
March 11th, 2010 at 6:41 am
Pix?! Eeek!
Excellent episode, everyone!
Amy, good job on the Slovak pronunciation — you sounded just like my old gran.
March 11th, 2010 at 6:59 am
Hey Deadpan.
Currently at the airport wiating to be allowed through customs. They won’t let me through for about another hour. What’s that abour?
March 11th, 2010 at 7:01 am
Oh well, now I can listen to Deadpan.
March 11th, 2010 at 7:07 am
This space for rent.
March 11th, 2010 at 7:11 am
I’ve got a loonie, is that enough?
March 11th, 2010 at 7:16 am
Play ball? Must be football, only Toronto has a baseball team here in Canadaland.
March 11th, 2010 at 7:17 am
It’s episodes like this one that keep me coming back. Way to go everyone!
March 11th, 2010 at 7:18 am
God I can be wordy.
March 11th, 2010 at 7:21 am
TEB: I work with loonies.
March 11th, 2010 at 7:21 am
Well, in more information you really don’t care about… I’m headed to the washroom, then I’ll go through customs. Will have time between that and when I actually board the plane. May check in again then
March 11th, 2010 at 7:22 am
> What are you reading, m’Lord?
> Words, words, words.
March 11th, 2010 at 7:22 am
JN: What about a toonie? I think I have one of those too.
March 11th, 2010 at 7:30 am
I won’t be leaving for another 6 hours.
March 11th, 2010 at 7:31 am
I’ve got some of those “spy” toonies too. :)
March 11th, 2010 at 7:32 am
Currently listening to a new Martha & The Muffins song. Not really working for me so far.
March 11th, 2010 at 7:33 am
First cup of coffee done. Looking for the second now. Lack of sleep is killing me. Killing me, I say.
I can’t abide that. ;)
March 11th, 2010 at 7:39 am
New Hole album? Meh. Who cares anymore?
March 11th, 2010 at 7:50 am
Has hating popular things just become a popular internet meme or has it always been one?
http://myapokalips.com/show/125#comic
I like funny thing. So what if they have a formula.
March 11th, 2010 at 8:02 am
I don’t know TEB, listening to Deadpan might make you a person of interest to the customs workers.
March 11th, 2010 at 8:07 am
EssBee: Wow!!! I didn’t know my pronunciation was that accurate. Thank you so much!!
Rhettro: Thank you!
March 11th, 2010 at 8:13 am
So the new security is much stronger than when I was last in the US. They couldn’t use the full body scanner for some reason (even the security guard was surprised when she was ushering me to it and was told it was down). I’m wearing fairly tight clothes. Very obvious I’m not hiding anything, unless it’s in some cavity I don’t wan’t to think about, and I was still patted down. *sigh* I feel she should have at least offered to buy me a drink… and she wasn’t even good looking.
March 11th, 2010 at 8:14 am
Does anybody remember, from Serenity, the message, “Two by two, hands of blue” in reference to the bad guys? All the security agents were wearing blue rubber gloves.
Just saying.
March 11th, 2010 at 8:15 am
Even my dentist wears white gloves.
March 11th, 2010 at 8:23 am
The new deadpan is here! The new deadpan is here! Look everybody! I’m famous!
March 11th, 2010 at 8:27 am
My tattoo guy wears black gloves.
My joke with a straight friend who has a knee replacement is that she gets felt up by more women than I do because she flies so much.
March 11th, 2010 at 8:27 am
TEB: *I’ll* buy you a drink. ;)
March 11th, 2010 at 8:28 am
I’m sure there is a joke in there about blue glove treatment VS white glove treatment…
March 11th, 2010 at 8:32 am
Blue gloves: you should have been bought a drink
Whie gloves: brings you your drink madam..
Black gloves: not aloud to have a drink and leaves you sore?
Maybe not
But I’ll be here all week… Don’t forget to tip your glove wearing workers…
March 11th, 2010 at 8:34 am
It’s amazing the number of people with either laptops or netbooks waiting with me. I’d say better than half the people here have some sort of computing device.
March 11th, 2010 at 8:34 am
TEB: Sure, just carry the toonie!
March 11th, 2010 at 8:35 am
reaper, I feel the glove wearing workers should tip me.
March 11th, 2010 at 8:38 am
Funny story, most US (and Mexican when I was there) are happy to take Canadian paper money but refuse to take our dollar (loonie) and two dollar (twoonie) coins. They usually tell you to go to a bank if you want to cash it in. I don’t understand why, It’s legal tender. And, at the moment, worth pretty close to the same as a US dollar or two dollar bill.
March 11th, 2010 at 8:38 am
Bunny, did any of them breath heavy and say “was it good for you?” or “thank you” in a very suggestive way?
March 11th, 2010 at 8:39 am
reaper, that would have been funny.
March 11th, 2010 at 8:40 am
No, the people patting you down are actually pretty grumpy. I don’t really blame them. While I’m coming down on them here in the Pan, I’m actually quite pleasant to them but I’m sure the get a lot of fuss and bother in their line of work. I actually admire them, it’s not a job I could, or would want to, do.
March 11th, 2010 at 8:44 am
sorry couldn’t get passed “While I’m coming down on them”
I also missread the 3 word the first few times I read it.
March 11th, 2010 at 8:47 am
Do not remove the word “down” reaper. Totally changes the meaning.
March 11th, 2010 at 8:50 am
That would have been a helluva patdown, Bunny. I just hope this story has a happy ending.
March 11th, 2010 at 8:50 am
According to the airport weather, it’s 10C in Pheonix right now. WTF? It’s 10 degrees here. It better be warmer by the time I get there or someone will have some ’splaining to do.
March 11th, 2010 at 8:51 am
“happy ending” FTW
March 11th, 2010 at 8:52 am
On a different, yet similar note, if I understand the Facebook comments, certain people are hoping I’m going to tie them up when I get to Arizona? Is that correct?
If so, you guys are all a bunch of perverts
March 11th, 2010 at 8:55 am
Perverts?
*looks around*
Us?
well yah
March 11th, 2010 at 8:55 am
Well, I’m signing off Deadpan. Going to board pretty soon.
Catch you in Deadpanland!
March 11th, 2010 at 8:58 am
TEB: Happy Flying!!!
March 11th, 2010 at 8:59 am
I’ll be at the mmmmmeet up in spirit only :(
March 11th, 2010 at 9:00 am
Happy safe travels, Bunny! Seeya soon.
JR, get in the car, you can be here in 5 hours. ;)
March 11th, 2010 at 9:01 am
Hope you have a good flight bunny!
March 11th, 2010 at 9:04 am
if only I didn’t have so much going on,I would so be there.
March 11th, 2010 at 9:11 am
Oh! Happy endings! I can’t wait. :)
March 11th, 2010 at 9:22 am
Brilliant:
http://niemann.blogs.nytimes.com/2010/03/10/my-way/
March 11th, 2010 at 9:31 am
Jack, Yes Brilliant!
March 11th, 2010 at 9:33 am
JN: Two of the ’80s TV-series that you can’t remember the names to are “Hard Time on Planet Earth” and “Automan”.
#Catching_up_is_Hard_to_do
March 11th, 2010 at 9:36 am
Time to head home, pack, and head out to the airport.
March 11th, 2010 at 9:39 am
Null gets points for the Hamlet reference, btw.
March 11th, 2010 at 9:40 am
Well it’s that time of year to get the darts out.
Hows many points again for hitting Jack’s nose?
March 11th, 2010 at 10:01 am
A still made blast from the past:
http://www.find-me-a-gift.co.uk/retro-toys-big-trak-80s-toys-big-track.html
March 11th, 2010 at 10:09 am
Lejon: Holy crap, you’re spot-on! I’m equal parts impressed and terrified!
Jack: Thanks for catching that one!
March 11th, 2010 at 10:09 am
Oh, and a great episode! Well done, Jack and crew!
March 11th, 2010 at 10:10 am
Vanamonde: Wow, I remember that!
March 11th, 2010 at 10:11 am
Van, why must you punish Jack so?
March 11th, 2010 at 10:13 am
Srsly! WNDRWolf probably doesn’t appreciate getting darts thrown at his nose.
March 11th, 2010 at 10:16 am
Wow, Deep South (if true). On second thought, go ahead and secede. It’s cool.
http://www.azcentral.com/offbeat/articles/2010/03/11/20100311lesbian-prom-canceled-ON.html
March 11th, 2010 at 10:32 am
I posted that article to my Facebook page this morning, Jack.
Kid: This is who I am.
Educators: You should die. Burn in hell.
March 11th, 2010 at 10:41 am
Jealousy Essbee pure jealously…
March 11th, 2010 at 10:42 am
That’s me throwing darts that is.
March 11th, 2010 at 10:50 am
Sweet I have to connect in Salt Lake. Um….thats…uh….. awesome?
March 11th, 2010 at 10:50 am
Why is there a dart in my neck?
March 11th, 2010 at 10:53 am
Honestly, who doesn’t like a good lesbian prom?
In other news, started Mass Effect 2 last night, mucho impresso.
March 11th, 2010 at 11:00 am
Rhettro, you crack me up.
March 11th, 2010 at 11:07 am
Frank Gorshin.
March 11th, 2010 at 11:07 am
Dammit EssBee. If you were here I wouldnt be bored waitingeth for planeth.
March 11th, 2010 at 11:14 am
shiteth. Nor would I be eatingeth this caneth of soupeth.
March 11th, 2010 at 11:15 am
Listening to TEB’s journey through customs has made me come to a realization about Sci-fi TV shows from the ’80s. They got the skin tight clothing in space travel correct. Who needs xrays when you can see every detail without it…
TEB: I remember that line from Firefly… I also had the same thought going through security the last time I flew…
JN: I frighten myself like that all the time… I used to have the nick-name “1/2 of IMDB”… I’ve been demoted to 1/4
March 11th, 2010 at 11:19 am
EssBee: I’m shocked that they bothered to ask permission… Don’t girls congregate without asking anyway? No one ever thinks twice about it. So, you and your friend “go stag”, meet up at the prom… hell, they could even give eachother a ride there…
OK, I know they’re being open and above board… It just seems like permission wouldn’t have been needed…
Still, the school board needs some time in the Chokey…
March 11th, 2010 at 11:23 am
Lejon: OR, they could have done what I did — Go to prom with a boy; leave with a girl. Of course, that was 21 years ago, and I hadn’t seen Brian go to prom with Justin on QAF, so asking a girl would have never occurred to me at the time.
But the asshat school board put out a policy on prom dates! Handed it out to students! “You can bring a date to prom, as long as it is someone of the opposite sex.”
You know us queers. We must get all political when someone gives us some shit like that to contend with.
March 11th, 2010 at 11:27 am
*shows up with a female goat* Hey the handout only specified “opposite sex”, not species. duh…
March 11th, 2010 at 11:28 am
I’m always looking for ways to subvert the system. :)
March 11th, 2010 at 11:30 am
Tomorrow is the last day for the other person in IT at my old job.
so the the guy will only have one week with anyone with any real IT experience at the company. Glad I’m out of there
March 11th, 2010 at 11:30 am
Rhett, goats are probably pretty common prom dates in places that ban same-sex couples. Although, how embarrassing if your goat date is wearing the same dress as someone else’s?
March 11th, 2010 at 11:31 am
Being brought up in the midwest, I think the locals would have been less shocked if we brought farm animals.
March 11th, 2010 at 11:32 am
Fight the power!
March 11th, 2010 at 11:32 am
Or the same shade of lip gloss?
March 11th, 2010 at 11:39 am
I grew up in a small town in WI. We only have 450 people in the highschool and 4000+ in the town. We didn’t have any rules like this for prom or and dance. I was well known at lest by the students we had a few lesbian couples. no one cared
March 11th, 2010 at 11:48 am
I don’t remember anyone bring any goats or sheep…
or any other animal but the lights where down low
March 11th, 2010 at 11:49 am
reaper, you should celebrate their new guy’s misfortune by meeting your wife again for lunch.
Happy/safe travels, Lo Pan! See you soon.
Rhett: or what if they both want to chew on the same can? Awkward.
March 11th, 2010 at 11:52 am
Food for Saturday has been ordered.
March 11th, 2010 at 11:54 am
Off to make myself beautiful for Bunny.
March 11th, 2010 at 11:56 am
Jack, thats not a bad idea. I don’t think the guy will call it misfortune because he was laid off just over a year ago but he also has no idea what is getting into… yet.
March 11th, 2010 at 12:04 pm
The Highschool I went to was so backwards that they refused to call it a “prom”, because of the stigma associated with prom night (parochial highschool). They called it a “Junior/Senior banquet”.
I went alone.
March 11th, 2010 at 12:05 pm
Come to think of it, I left alone, too.
March 11th, 2010 at 12:20 pm
Waiting for boarding
March 11th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
So glad they had none of that prom stuff when I was a lad.
I grateful for missing out on all tgat angst.
March 11th, 2010 at 12:29 pm
+’m -g +h
March 11th, 2010 at 12:30 pm
ditto, I’m supposed to give you a smooch from Andrea when I see you, but I’ll probably just go with a handshake. Maybe a hug.
Happy safe travels to you and the Mrs.!
March 11th, 2010 at 1:12 pm
Interesting: I’m guessing this was timed to give them a seat at The Next HOPE, but I could be wrong. Very clever, either way:
http://www.engadget.com/2010/03/09/1024-bit-rsa-encryption-cracked-by-carefully-starving-cpu-of-ele/?utm_source=feedburner&utm_medium=feed&utm_campaign=Feed%3A+weblogsinc%2Fengadget+%28Engadget%29
March 11th, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Very cool JN, almost something you would see in a scifi thriller.
March 11th, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Yes indeed, very Neal Stephenson.
So I guess we should make public the ustream and Skype info for the bbq?
March 11th, 2010 at 2:00 pm
YES!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
March 11th, 2010 at 2:03 pm
yes please :)
March 11th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Was I too loud?
March 11th, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Thank you sir may I have another?
March 11th, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Thou didst speaketh with vociferous eloquence.
I don’t actually have that ustream/Skype info, though. . . I may have to defer to Dan or Cj here.
March 11th, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Bunny has arrived safely. I got to visit with her a bit before presenting her to my hubby who promptly whisked her away!
Those of you going to dinner tonight have an EXCELLENT time!!!
And have a drink for me! :)
*muah*
March 11th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
And yes – I will set up a ustream or skype whateverweneed for the bbq day.
Dan may need to give me pointers on the mixer thingie, but I’m sure I’m quite deft at figuring out the mechanics.
March 11th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
It’s looking like I’ll have my car back, so there’s a very good possibility the wife and I will make it after all…
But the ustream thingy wouldn’t hurt…
March 11th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
No ustream for you guys, Lejon. We’ll come and remove you from your home.
March 11th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
Damn, I still have to install Skype.
March 11th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
come get me too!!!
Glad to know that Bunny made it safe an sound :)
March 11th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
ustream sounds like a diuretic.
March 11th, 2010 at 3:14 pm
but does it make your pee smell like asparagus?
March 11th, 2010 at 3:16 pm
I’ll play Saturday!
My god, what should I wear?
March 11th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
better than your asparagus smelling like …
March 11th, 2010 at 3:22 pm
squeeze cheese?
March 11th, 2010 at 3:29 pm
So RE: The Prom
Here is the question I am just DYING to know -
Given that these were High School students and likely “minors” … What school sanctioned activities were supposed to be occurring at this prom where by the sex of the participants would actually be coming into play? *
If the concern was about “un-sanctioned” sexual activity … wouldn’t their chaperoning plans take care of that?
*At any HS dance I attended, girls ended up dancing together because most of the guys wouldn’t. The girls stood around in groups together talking because that is what they did in High School. Girl friends had their pictures taken with one another in their fancy attire to commemorate the event. How is any of this different if two of the girls were there as “dates”?
March 11th, 2010 at 3:30 pm
Okay, I’m probably the last to know, but in case I’m not:
http://www.popsci.com/archives
March 11th, 2010 at 3:32 pm
The Bunny has arrived!
Now I’m going to colour with Sarah.
March 11th, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Careful, Sarah! There’s an extra “u” in your house!
March 11th, 2010 at 3:35 pm
justa J0e: An excellent point.
May I point out that this in Mississippi? I think the Earth is still officially flat in Mississippi.
March 11th, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Ouh Nou! Theu u invasioun!
March 11th, 2010 at 3:36 pm
Here and off to get the car.
March 11th, 2010 at 3:36 pm
ZP examines Aliens vs Predator:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1516-Aliens-vs-Predator
March 11th, 2010 at 3:37 pm
EssBee, you should be like the rest of us at the party and go naked….
…of course, I be remembering something wrong from the invitation :)
March 11th, 2010 at 3:38 pm
Oooh, Ed. That helps with the deciding!
Look at ditto smarting from his post phone.
March 11th, 2010 at 3:42 pm
JN: You have nou idea what I went through tou edit this intou prouper English.
March 11th, 2010 at 3:43 pm
Saucre Bleuu!
March 11th, 2010 at 3:46 pm
Sarah and I coloured Strawberry Shortcake. Fletcher made me a pretty pictures.
Sarah was worried I was staying becuase I didn’t have a home. She then gave me a hug. It was very sweet.
March 11th, 2010 at 4:04 pm
Hey Jack! Post some pictures to FaceBook :)
March 11th, 2010 at 4:10 pm
Tired now. I forgot how tiring kids can be. Now just chillin while the two paly with eachother.
March 11th, 2010 at 4:10 pm
I think I’m going to put Jack’s care package together.
March 11th, 2010 at 4:28 pm
I seem to be Panning alone.
March 11th, 2010 at 4:32 pm
I watched Dora the Explorer. Those were some crazy ass drugs the producers were on.
March 11th, 2010 at 4:36 pm
I have people all around me telling me it’s chilly. They would never survive in Calgary
March 11th, 2010 at 4:38 pm
I grew up in Minnesota. I live in San Diego. I know what you mean LOL
March 11th, 2010 at 4:39 pm
Sugalumps:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=BV0RL7vK44E
March 11th, 2010 at 4:43 pm
I’ll have to look at it later EssBee. I saw the first few seconds and decided it’s probably not something I should watch with kids haning off of me.
March 11th, 2010 at 4:43 pm
haning = hanging
March 11th, 2010 at 4:55 pm
I love that Bunny is home waiting for me! :)
And enjoying my kids :)
March 11th, 2010 at 4:57 pm
Ooops! No, maybe hold off, Bunny.
That’s what my prom looked like.
March 11th, 2010 at 4:58 pm
Your kids are sweet. I taught them how to cook.
March 11th, 2010 at 5:03 pm
Walking and surfing. Thinking of AZ.
March 11th, 2010 at 5:15 pm
folding laundry wishing I was in AZ
March 11th, 2010 at 5:20 pm
Reading Sly B prom comments and wishing we both were in AZ.
March 11th, 2010 at 5:36 pm
Reading popular Science archives and wishing I was in AZ (or watching a uStream or skyped in)
March 11th, 2010 at 6:36 pm
Ah, I wish I could partake of this evenings festivities, but I’m a busy bee until tomorrow night. Looking forward to tomorrow after work.
March 11th, 2010 at 7:09 pm
LOL – Bunny! Don’t let them fool you. I cook with them all the time. hee hee
March 11th, 2010 at 7:49 pm
This is pretty swell
http://www.yikebike.com/site/gallery/video/yikebike-discovery-channel
One could ride it while wishing they were in Az.
March 11th, 2010 at 8:18 pm
And don’t forget – anyone who can join us for breakfast at 10am tomorrow… come join us!
http://eatatovereasy.com
March 11th, 2010 at 8:22 pm
Eating dinner wishing I was having breakfast in AZ
March 11th, 2010 at 9:08 pm
Had a wonderful evening with Danithol, Jack, Lo Pan, Ditto and Mrs. Ditto. Now time to rest my sleepy head and start fresh in the morning.
March 11th, 2010 at 9:17 pm
Aww! Sarah is adorable :-)
Have a good night, Bunny! I will be joining you at #EVFN tomorrow. :-)
March 11th, 2010 at 10:15 pm
My current favorite “guilty” TV pleasure is “Archer” on the FX channel.
It’s so juvenile and clever and juvenile and completely wrong. Did I mention it was juvenile? Still, it makes me laugh.
March 11th, 2010 at 10:38 pm
Going to bed. Good night, Pan! I’ll see many of you tomorrow! :-)
March 11th, 2010 at 10:39 pm
Is it wrong how much I don’t want to be at work right now?
March 11th, 2010 at 11:19 pm
Going to sleep wishing I was waking up in AZ.
March 12th, 2010 at 12:12 am
Morning Pan, yeah I wish I could be there as well.
Back to the darts…
March 12th, 2010 at 12:35 am
Vanamonde, you are required to be here for the Deadpan MMMmmmeetup 2011, assuming that a comet doesn’t destroy the earth and it actually happens.
That goes for all of you.
I had a fantastic time tonight with everyone and I’m truly grateful for all of the great, great people who’ve come into my life through Deadpan.
And holy crap, I finally met ditto! And how fucking cool is Mrs. ditto?
March 12th, 2010 at 12:35 am
If wishes were fishes and soup bowls were dishes I’d make something delicious for you – Wish Bear
March 12th, 2010 at 12:41 am
Goodnight, Abe Vigoda.
March 12th, 2010 at 2:14 am
I’ve been so froggin’ busy tonight that I haven’t even caught up on today’s nipples, but…
I think this is my abso favorite so far:
March 12th, 2010 at 2:30 am
Work is trying to send me to MS. As if that weren’t scary enough, they haven’t specified -why- they want me to go… just that it is for an “event.”
I’m not even being vague to be amusing or interesting either. That’s all I know. A freaking “event”? What does that mean?
!
March 12th, 2010 at 2:36 am
TEB – Is Lo Pan as scary in person as he is on the boards? ;)
March 12th, 2010 at 2:42 am
At my prom we didn’t have a school. Less than 350 students total and only 60-odd in my graduating class. I don’t really remember the last 9 weeks of school, though, because I’d already gotten married and had a bun in the oven. I don’t know what the policy was in the rest of the world, but I would have been expelled if either fact were known, so … yeah.
I think not being heterosexual was also an expelling offense. Gotta love them Southern cults.
March 12th, 2010 at 3:19 am
Morning Pan!
It’s four in the morning and I’m awake. Why am I awake? Must be because I’m in a different (but wonderful) house. I’m going to be a wreck come later this evening.
March 12th, 2010 at 3:20 am
Scry, Lo Pan was a tad upset when I gave Jack a Calgary Flames jacket but I think I won him around in the end
March 12th, 2010 at 3:22 am
I didn’t plug my netbook in last night. Almost out of battery power. I think I’ll plug it in for a while and see if I can close my eyes for another hour. Maybe that’ll work.
March 12th, 2010 at 3:37 am
Decided that I’m not going to get back to sleep. Cj (and the rest of the Deadpanites) will just have to put up with a yawning bunny today.
March 12th, 2010 at 4:00 am
Oh, and Lo Pan, if you read this, Calgary was playing last night, against Ottawa. Calgary won, 2-0
March 12th, 2010 at 4:01 am
ohhh, the bags under my eyes. Beware the black eyed bunny…
March 12th, 2010 at 4:39 am
We will have to start calling you Panda at this rate.
March 12th, 2010 at 5:01 am
The Energizer Panda?
March 12th, 2010 at 5:08 am
CIMH and all of the top of my head (but wishing I was in AZ)
town
Alright stop what your doin’ cus i’m about to ruin
the image and the style that ya used to
I look funny but yo it just a snuggy see
so yo world I hope ya ready for me
now gather round cus i’m the new fool in town
and my sounds lad down by those is
I’ll drink up all the {insert good beer here} you’ve got on your shelf
so just let me introduce myself…
March 12th, 2010 at 5:11 am
Yes it doesn’t quite have the same ring to it.
March 12th, 2010 at 5:16 am
Good morning!
I hope you all have a wonderful day there in AZ at the mmmmeetup.
Van, you and me, THERE in 2011! And JOe! Come on guys!
March 12th, 2010 at 5:20 am
The flow is just a bit off…
March 12th, 2010 at 5:21 am
SO SAY WE ALL!
March 12th, 2010 at 5:22 am
You know, I’ve really got to remember to refresh after “catching up” and trying to make a reply….
March 12th, 2010 at 5:32 am
So, I’m listening to my audible edition of the Wall Street Journal (complimentary with my Audible subscription. Did I mention I love Audible? And no, my name is not Jason Calincanis)
What was I saying? Oh, yeah…
So, the article talks about how Americans have been reducing their debt over the last year. Much of it has come through defaulting on loans and bankruptcies.
As a result, they now have free cash available from the payments they aren’t making anymore. The markets are now optimistic that “consumers” will then use that “free money” to start buying again and get the economy moving.
Seems like something of a vicious cycle…..I would hope those folks to take at least another year and bank a good chunk of that “free money” as a buffer for the future.
March 12th, 2010 at 5:37 am
Ed, In many ways I do have faith that people will work in their best interest but saving money isn’t one of them.
March 12th, 2010 at 5:38 am
CW: Lilo and Stitch the cartoon series with Sarah
March 12th, 2010 at 5:40 am
If Showtime made a series about a jail in the south, it’d be called AZ.
March 12th, 2010 at 5:44 am
Ed/reaper: Too true. I am amused that so many people can think long-term and rationally in World of Warcraft and similar, but have to “keep up with the Joneses” and require immediate gratification.
March 12th, 2010 at 5:53 am
JN, no kidding. I’m rather glad some places like Wal-Mart decided to make the 401k program opt out. They won’t have it to spend right away. Now they are saving with out thinking about it. I would bet most of the people saving this way see that line item on their pay stub just thing “damn Government talking more of my money” and get the investment statement and thinking it is just junk mail. It doesn’t really solve any problem but maybe just maybe a few of those people will finely open that paper work up and say to themselves Wow that money really grew this 401k thingie is good, I should keep doing it. and hopefully have a better life. <— Me having faith in people again.
March 12th, 2010 at 5:57 am
Alright, time to clean up, finish packing, and make my way to the airport. Hopefully my next post will be from said airport, or maybe even Arizona itself.
You’ll just have to check back and see. I know, JJ it getting all tingly with the excitement of uncertainty…..
March 12th, 2010 at 6:01 am
Happy and save travels Ed!
March 12th, 2010 at 6:25 am
reaper: Wal*Mart did something right? F me, you just blew my mind!
March 12th, 2010 at 6:33 am
JN, amazing isn’t it. from the story I read there where the first $mulitbillion to do it. So basically they got the headline. But they did steal a GOOD idea.
March 12th, 2010 at 6:45 am
Safe travels, Ed. Give Jack a big kiss for me. Grope Lo Pan for me. You choose what ditto gets.
March 12th, 2010 at 6:45 am
CP: Yesterday’s Democracy Now!
March 12th, 2010 at 6:52 am
CP: Keith and the Girl 1140. Sometimes hard to listen to @ work b/c of the swearing
I love using @ for at after the DP ep. where Jack said something about people being so lazy we need an abbreviation for at but I forget a lot. I like b/c also for because, because I can;t spell because right.
Damn Dyslexia. <— one more word I can't spell.
March 12th, 2010 at 6:56 am
I luv usng abbr for things 2, reap.
March 12th, 2010 at 7:07 am
Brilliant EssBee Brilliant
March 12th, 2010 at 7:43 am
CIMH: My name is Humpty pronounced with an umdy
yo lady oh how I like to hump thee
and all you rappers in the top 10 please allow me to bump thee
I’m stepping tall ya’ll and just like humpty dumpty
ya gona fall when the stereos pump me
I like to ryhme I like my beets funky
I’m spunky I like my oatmeal lumpy
I’m sick with this straight gangsa mack…
I think I need help…
March 12th, 2010 at 7:51 am
Seek help immediately!
CP: Groove Me – Salt-N-Pepa
March 12th, 2010 at 8:09 am
Hope all is well in AZ land.
It’s an interesting thing about the “savings” deal.
People putting money in the bank IS at a high point right now. Fear of the unknown causing people to think twice before going out and buying stuff … which is the good and responsable thing to do on a personal level. On a national level it has a very negative effect on economic recovery. Businesses need people to buy so they can stay in business. The Gvment needs people to buy so they can get he sales taxes and the profit taxes from the businesses who sell the stuff (so we can have an army and build bridges and provide congressmen with really sweet health insurance benifits).
So it’s the really screwed up conundrem in which what is good for the individual isn’t good for the country which in turn works out poorly for the individual.
Makes my head hurt.
BTW – Having a job that gave me the option of deducting for a 401k may be one of the best things that ever happened to me. I lost 2/3 that money in the crash of 2000 but that made me take a close personal interest in how the money was there-after invested and since then I have made it all back plus a whole lot more. If I had just put all of my paycheck in the back I would have surely spent it all on Comic books!
Of course, I can’t REALLY say it was a good thing until I get to draw any of it out but I have done a whole lot since 2000 to protect myself from future crashes (like this last near depression).
Allright, enough financial stuff. You may all wake back up now!
March 12th, 2010 at 8:10 am
I’m watching Cj put her make up on. I don’t think she needs any, she’s pretty enough all ready.
March 12th, 2010 at 8:11 am
Good morning, Pan!
Just finished breakfast. Leaving for the airport in about 30 minutes.
March 12th, 2010 at 8:12 am
What do you mean my comments in moderation!!!!! Silly WP.
March 12th, 2010 at 8:18 am
I woke up in AZ this morning. :)
March 12th, 2010 at 8:26 am
heading to brunch with the bunny!
Looks like it’s just us! I get her all to myself muahahaha unless someone else decides to show up?
on another note, she thinks I’m funny for plucking my eyebrows!
March 12th, 2010 at 8:33 am
See you in a few hours, Ambassador.
March 12th, 2010 at 8:34 am
$$$-related stuff:
My IRA tanked, along with everyone else’s. Those of us that rode the wave, as one should, have been doing pretty well overall. Generally speaking.
People spending less money with great abandon can hurt businesses. Mostly businesses that think nothing of going into the red often. Like the kind that take out loans monthly to pay their staff. If a business doesn’t know how to handle their finances, I have as much sympathy for them as I do for people that rather blow money on T.V.s and fancy cars than invest for their retirement.
March 12th, 2010 at 8:41 am
I make a very decent salary, and have a small 401K, but mostly, I doubt I’ll do anything close to “retiring” if I’m lucky enough to live that long.
March 12th, 2010 at 8:46 am
If you live in the USA, Cosmos is worth watching again:
http://www.hulu.com/search?query=cosmos
March 12th, 2010 at 8:53 am
All taken using cameras with plastic lens:
http://magnesiumagency.com/2010/03/08/toy-cameras/
March 12th, 2010 at 8:53 am
EssBee: “Retirement” means different things to different people.
March 12th, 2010 at 8:58 am
I haven’t done to much with my 401k other than make a few moves here and there. My wife and I plan to start saving a lot more after she is finished with school and both kids are out of the house (4-5 years). I do have a pretty good and very unusual citation. I’ll be 35 and suddenly have 2 incomes and no kids in the house so I haven’t worried about long term saving maybe as much as I should.
On a somewhat unrelated note: I really looking forward to being a pretty young grandpa and being able to spoil the grand kid and help the kids like my grandpa did for my family.
March 12th, 2010 at 9:00 am
Hot grandpas rule.
March 12th, 2010 at 9:12 am
reaper: Very well done, sir. You’re ahead of 90% of the populous, I’d wager.
March 12th, 2010 at 9:14 am
Especially if your surname is Deckard…
March 12th, 2010 at 9:17 am
Well considering the percentage of people who will going to develop a lot of conditions that will lead to a very miserable old age:
Fuck the future, enjoy yourself now.
March 12th, 2010 at 9:18 am
JN there are both advantages and disadvantages to having kids young.
Disadvantage: My wife isn’t finished with school after going for nearly 20 years.
Advantage: still being of an active age when the grandkids come.
Incase anyone is doing the math and scratching their heads. Yes my wife is a bit older than me and Yes they are step kids. I wasn’t 12 getting girls knocked up. I could jam with Humpty but even I didn’t have that much game
March 12th, 2010 at 9:21 am
I’m with Van.
March 12th, 2010 at 9:34 am
CP: Jay & Jack Lost Podcast 5.12
March 12th, 2010 at 9:52 am
Awesome evening last night. It was cool to finally meet many of you and I look forward to tonight. The wife–you can call her tcat, she doesn’t like Mrs. much–also had a blast. We were pretty tired so we slept in this morning.
March 12th, 2010 at 9:52 am
I’m afeared that I no longer have the decision to have kids either at a young age or a non-young one.
March 12th, 2010 at 10:03 am
JN: sorry to hear that.
March 12th, 2010 at 10:04 am
Oops. I’ve been informed it is T Cat.
March 12th, 2010 at 10:10 am
Sleeping in sounds SO NICE. Tomorrow, I’m doin’ it.
March 12th, 2010 at 10:15 am
ditto: I just meant that I’m an old fart already.
March 12th, 2010 at 10:15 am
ditto: But thanks!
March 12th, 2010 at 10:22 am
Join the club
March 12th, 2010 at 10:24 am
I’m in the same club JN, but I don’t fear it, welcome it in fact, I know my limitations.
March 12th, 2010 at 10:31 am
Stiff upper lips on standby:
http://io9.com/5491682/sam-worthington-takes-on-the-british-buck-rogers-dan-dare
Would be nice if this comes off.
March 12th, 2010 at 10:36 am
Cool, T-cat it is then.
Any idea what the ustream site will be for the remote Deadpanites tomorrow?
I’m jealous of Lo Pan’s grope.
March 12th, 2010 at 10:37 am
You will be……..
March 12th, 2010 at 10:38 am
I don’t fear my age. I’m in the best shape of my life, with a fantastic woman, and I make enough money to keep us fed and off the streets. I just miss some aspects of being younger, I guess you’d say.
For most of my life, I was rather pessimistic, and quite certain that I’d not live to see 30. So this is all gravy.
March 12th, 2010 at 10:43 am
TEB: Welcome to AZ. It really hasn’t been all that chilly… OK, last night and this morning, yeah, that made my hands hurt, but the days have been lovely.
ED: That Vicious cycle will only start if people haven’t realized that they should cache some of that “Free” cash. As for me… I just went $2700+ further into debt… (stupid car motor seizing up)
JN: Wal-Mart does lots of things “correctly”. Why do you think they’re a successful corporation? Of course, I’m sure that you have to be a full-time regular employee to even apply for a 401k…
JN: I drive a ‘01 Toyota Corolla which just got an Engine Transplant from a ‘04 Matrix… That’s fancy for me…and I spent money on it… I’m not gonna say anything about my TV…
VAN: If it takes pictures, it’s not a “Toy” Camera. A toy camera, doesn’t hold film, doesn’t have a digital image senser or storage. A toy camera is basically a box with a hole in it, and nothing to capture an image. (sorry, a bit ranty there. 7 semesters of art photography… Again, sorry) — Besides, you didn’t call it a toy camera, that came from the link… Stupid web addresses… Some cameras don’t even have lenses…
Retirement:
http://www.google.com/dictionary?aq=f&langpair=en|en&hl=en&q=retirement
—Redundancy is a bit recursive in its repetitive nature…
March 12th, 2010 at 10:46 am
I come from a long lived family on both my mother’s and father’s sides. They live to ripe old (90+) ages…
Each side also has interesting health issues:
Diabetes
Dementia
Heart disease
Cancer
So, I expect that I will never die, and be in pain for most of it…
March 12th, 2010 at 10:51 am
JN: same thing (except re shape) but replace 30 with 40.
March 12th, 2010 at 10:51 am
Jack, Release my comments from moderation
March 12th, 2010 at 10:52 am
Oh NO! The Bunny is being held! The Bunny is being held!
Let the Bunny Loose! Let the Bunny Loose!
March 12th, 2010 at 10:53 am
Had a wonderful brunch with Cj, Debbie (Spellwight) and Fletcher. Sorry ditto and T cat couldn’t make it.
March 12th, 2010 at 10:53 am
I think I should step awayyyyy from the computer…
March 12th, 2010 at 10:56 am
I’m watching Bunny type.
She’s so cute!
March 12th, 2010 at 10:56 am
Of course, I could just stop being silly.
March 12th, 2010 at 10:56 am
Being held hostage is partly my fault. I forgot my e-mail address this morning and typed it in wrong. Silly me. But I guess that’s what you get when you wake up at four in the morning.
March 12th, 2010 at 10:57 am
Cameras can be very very simple LJ:
http://www.findon.info/photography/pinhole_photography/pinhole_gallery.htm
March 12th, 2010 at 10:58 am
Cj is also cute. I think we belong to a mutual admiration society.
March 12th, 2010 at 10:58 am
I wonder what my ransom is…
March 12th, 2010 at 10:59 am
Did anyone else think “let my bunny goooo” when they read bunny’s request?
March 12th, 2010 at 10:59 am
In a little bit Cj is going to bake and I’m going to get in the way. Life’s more fun that way.
March 12th, 2010 at 11:03 am
Two packets of Rolos.
March 12th, 2010 at 11:04 am
Is that all, really? So I may not be easy but I’m definately cheap.
March 12th, 2010 at 11:05 am
The Bunny is freed. No NIHM around here.
I’ll also soon be out.
Happy and safe travels to Amy and Ed. Let me know when you’re on the tarmac.
March 12th, 2010 at 11:05 am
So for anyone who missed my Facebook/Tweet here is a picture of the chocolate chest Bunny brought for me. I wanted to lick my chest so that nobody would be tempted by it…
http://tinyurl.com/chocolatechest
March 12th, 2010 at 11:06 am
Lejon, we have a 2001 Corrolla too! That sucker has over 200,000 miles on it. Sly B drives it. Ours is Impulse Red, and a S-class. I’m proud if that car because it’s the only car I’ve ever (or probably will ever) bought brand new.
March 12th, 2010 at 11:07 am
But TEB, you would get my last Rolo…
cough
March 12th, 2010 at 11:08 am
I suspect you licking the chocolate chest Cj would not stop some people..
March 12th, 2010 at 11:08 am
What time is EVFN tonight?
March 12th, 2010 at 11:08 am
Jack, are you referring to the secret of NIHM?
And when are you going to take your Scrabble turn.. you aren’t scared of a little old game now, are you?
March 12th, 2010 at 11:09 am
Did Van just ask me to eat (or lick) his rolo? *more coughing*
March 12th, 2010 at 11:10 am
Jack, you can have a grope too. From me. Via Ed.
Just kidding, Ed!
March 12th, 2010 at 11:10 am
EVFN generally starts at 6 but Bunny and I are going to get there early.. between 5 and 5:30 to order foods and make sure we have a place to sit.
March 12th, 2010 at 11:11 am
I watched Cj try to lick the chest I gave her
March 12th, 2010 at 11:11 am
Speaking of Scrabble and Cj . . .
We just finished a game. She obviously wiped the floor with me. But I am proud to say that I kinda held my own!
Cj = scary Scrabble skillz.
March 12th, 2010 at 11:11 am
Remember the good old days when a group grope was a perfectly acceptable thing?
Oh how I miss the 80s.
March 12th, 2010 at 11:12 am
I’ll grope you Cj! Get over here…
March 12th, 2010 at 11:14 am
Group grope!
March 12th, 2010 at 11:15 am
There’s a fucking dog barking in the hotel
March 12th, 2010 at 11:15 am
Van: yes. I never did pinhole photography myself, but the principle is pretty basic. Small holes create small circles of light. The smaller the hole, the greater the depth of field is which in turn increases the focal range (this is what the aperture ring on a camera adjusts). A very small pin-hole can give pretty good focus. It’s just inconvenient to load film, and exposure times are usually longer… (sorry. Again, fell into teaching mode… I hate teaching… sorry, again)
TEB: I believe there is likely going to be a high cost in hugs.
EssBee: I would relate the trials of my corolla… the fact that it has just gotten an engine transplant after only 129000 miles should speak to the size of the disaster… but good on you for yours!
ditto: EVFN usually runs 6pm-8pm
March 12th, 2010 at 11:16 am
My apartment complex allows pets. I have a pony.
March 12th, 2010 at 11:16 am
Sorry, the Steven Wright line was just there, I had to take it…
March 12th, 2010 at 11:27 am
*tossing in 2 cents on cars*
never owned a Toyota but I have had a number of newer and older honda’s
loved them all. one had 251000 miles on it and I still see it around town.
one had 175000 when we upgraded the 2 we own now have 120000 and 37000. Just did regular maintenance (oil, plugs, trans, radiator flushes) and they run/ran perfectly. when one of the kids wants to by the 99 civic i would like to get an older fit.
March 12th, 2010 at 11:28 am
Group Grope? Why am I not in AZ? LOL
March 12th, 2010 at 11:36 am
*contented sigh*
March 12th, 2010 at 11:36 am
I had to wash my hands after licking my fingers. We are now melting chocolate.
mmmm
March 12th, 2010 at 11:38 am
Cj just told me she was now going to “get down and do it”. I think I’m just going to watch
March 12th, 2010 at 11:40 am
She’s now said, since she’s on the floor, she won’t have to expend too much energy. Really, you should be here – to watch if not join in.
March 12th, 2010 at 11:45 am
Take pic!!!
March 12th, 2010 at 11:49 am
The ustream link will be: http://www.ustream.tv/channel/love-long-and-prosper-podcast
March 12th, 2010 at 11:50 am
That’s the link for the bbq, not for the activity currently taking place.
Don’t be too disappointed.
March 12th, 2010 at 11:52 am
is it now ustream or it didn’t happen?
March 12th, 2010 at 11:55 am
It appears that in the brief moment I was away I missed out on many nipples and chest licking.
March 12th, 2010 at 11:58 am
Snooze –> Lose, Rhett
March 12th, 2010 at 12:01 pm
I liked The Secret of NIMH.
March 12th, 2010 at 12:12 pm
JN, me to. i still like it.
March 12th, 2010 at 12:14 pm
zzzzzz… what? what?
March 12th, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Guess I need to pick up an electric cattle prod for tonight.
March 12th, 2010 at 12:28 pm
Oh Evo isn’t that bad. LOL
March 12th, 2010 at 12:35 pm
It’s to make sure *you* stay awake.
March 12th, 2010 at 12:36 pm
If someone did a podcast about fishing, would it be called a castcast?
March 12th, 2010 at 12:38 pm
If drunks did a show, would it be called a plastercast?
March 12th, 2010 at 12:40 pm
If untouchables did a show would it be called a lowercast?
March 12th, 2010 at 12:42 pm
Van!
March 12th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
Vanamonde: Ooo! Good one!
March 12th, 2010 at 12:44 pm
Ooff…I have to bring Cash tonight… got to pick up the EVFN name tags for me and the wife… Assuming the wife feels up to it… GAH! It’s TOO COMPLICATED!
March 12th, 2010 at 12:46 pm
Is plastered an American expression for being drunk?
March 12th, 2010 at 12:46 pm
JN: It might be called a basscast
Also, would the drunk person be called Plaster Caster? (&trad; KISS)
March 12th, 2010 at 12:46 pm
Stoopeeed COHDES!
March 12th, 2010 at 12:47 pm
It is in the UK.
March 12th, 2010 at 12:48 pm
Hot Wheels collectors and gamblers can fight over the Diecast.
March 12th, 2010 at 12:48 pm
(&8482; KISS)
March 12th, 2010 at 12:48 pm
DAMNIT
March 12th, 2010 at 12:48 pm
Vanamonde: Yes, one of many.
March 12th, 2010 at 12:56 pm
How about a podcast about pressed shirts called CastIron…
March 12th, 2010 at 12:57 pm
If a con artist did a show, would it be called a bentcast?
March 12th, 2010 at 12:57 pm
Bunny and I have made Cheesecake, Oreo Cookie Truffles, and lots of lewd remarks that didn’t even make the pan message board.
March 12th, 2010 at 1:00 pm
Just chillaxin’ with my Goddess.
March 12th, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Just got the mail that my new netbook should be arrive soon.
So any advice on transferring my iTunes library (don’t care about the cd rips..just the apps and podcast feeds) to the new laptop that is running W7 (the old one runs XP)?
March 12th, 2010 at 1:06 pm
awww man. I hate missing out on lewd remarks :(
March 12th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
Cj: Another good one!
Vanamonde: Sorry, no real experience w/iTunes.
March 12th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
Van, I just copied the files added them to the library and tried to run them. It work fine for nearly everything after I logged in to iTunes. Ranks and that type of data didn’t come across but it didn’t take to much time to fix that for me. didn’t have any apps though.
March 12th, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Van, I did this on an Apple, but it probably doesn’t work the same on a PC. Maybe just via external hard drive?
March 12th, 2010 at 1:30 pm
BTW, I am a total tech tard. Why on earth I even answered this question is beyond me.
March 12th, 2010 at 2:02 pm
A show about golfing weather could be called the Forecast.
Something geekier?
A show about the Green wizard could be the Radaghastcast.
March 12th, 2010 at 2:08 pm
A show about Jack Mangan could be called Jackast.
March 12th, 2010 at 2:17 pm
The Jackast would attract some awful listeners.
SPAM of the day:
BE A TIGER IN THE SACK!!!
Ever wanted to give your lady everything she deserves? Get closer to your goal with the most renowned product in the world
March 12th, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Attention: Ed is in AZ. I repeat, Ed is in AZ.
March 12th, 2010 at 2:31 pm
EssBee, I think I’ve gotten that one too.
The spam, not the product.
March 12th, 2010 at 2:34 pm
EssBee: You got a spam about MacDonald’s?
March 12th, 2010 at 2:37 pm
Jack: You forgot the “cough” on that one.
March 12th, 2010 at 2:42 pm
Lejon: Eating McDonalds makes most people want to do nothing more in the sack than fart and sleep. That’s terrible advice! Poor ladies!
March 12th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
EssBee: well…I can’t think of another product that qualifies as the most renowned in the world… I’ll have to think about it some more… Perhaps I should start with more illicit products… Marijuana, Cocaine, Guinness…
March 12th, 2010 at 3:09 pm
*blink*
I just had to look…
http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3340/3581866149_28351509cf.jpg
*blink*
March 12th, 2010 at 3:10 pm
I thought hookers were the most renowned product in the world.
March 12th, 2010 at 3:11 pm
Lejon: Almost like this:
http://www.theluxuryspot.com/wp-content/uploads/2009/07/japan-no-further-description-required.jpg
March 12th, 2010 at 3:14 pm
Or this one (NSFW or sane folk):
http://blogs.ya.com/quitapenas/files/1×2.jpg
March 12th, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Well that was a Tad bit disturbing.
March 12th, 2010 at 3:48 pm
Yep.
March 12th, 2010 at 4:04 pm
off to EVFN!
March 12th, 2010 at 4:45 pm
Cj and I have been at EVFN for a while now. We decided to start the parthy early.
March 12th, 2010 at 4:50 pm
Bunny just said “I just can’t thumb it.”
Do with that what you will!
March 12th, 2010 at 6:04 pm
CW: But I’m a Cheerleader!
Clea Duvall – swoooon
March 12th, 2010 at 6:29 pm
At EVFN. Lots of fun but have dog stalking door.
March 12th, 2010 at 6:30 pm
EssBee funny movie
March 12th, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Eeek! I’m scared of dogs!
March 12th, 2010 at 7:35 pm
He’s not bad. Just looking for scraps.
March 12th, 2010 at 10:48 pm
The dog’s name was stitch. Weirdly, he’s a regular.
Anyhoo.. home safe and sound for now! Looking forward to tomorrow.
Sleep will adjust my brain – right now I have brainpain.
March 12th, 2010 at 10:55 pm
Jack: http://youtu.be/FCARADb9asE
March 12th, 2010 at 11:13 pm
It has been an awesomely fun night. We got our luggage situated, then assembled the troops and went to #EVFN, and then went to Dave and Buster’s to play pool and video games. I can barely keep my eyes open anymore. Good night!
March 12th, 2010 at 11:35 pm
I hope everyone enjoyed themselves tonight! I certainly had fun getting schooled by “Texas Slim” Ed at billiards. It felt an awful lot like politics. . . .
Thank you everyone for turning out.
Goodnight ____ .
March 13th, 2010 at 12:57 am
Cool missile command clone called Earth Vs Moon is free today:
http://itunes.apple.com/WebObjects/MZStore.woa/wa/viewSoftware?id=321015254&mt=8&uo=6
March 13th, 2010 at 5:03 am
re: JN’s organic warrior woman
Heh. I bet that is very successful at making people uncomfortable. Poor people, being all people-y. [evil grin]
March 13th, 2010 at 5:09 am
I liked Jj’s point about what is good for the individual is not what is good for the business. I hadn’t thought about it from that angle before.
As for saving money, I’ve had a bank account frozen by the state before – through no fault of my own – and was unable to get to my money, including paychecks, for over two weeks. I no longer trust banks for saving money.
I expect, if it all works out, when the great-grandkids come to dispose of my belongings, they’ll fine a huge ziplock bag of $100s stuffed into the back of the toilet tank. ;)
March 13th, 2010 at 5:38 am
Well about time you ‘Mericans got an education from one of your own:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=tqnIa4rXK_c
March 13th, 2010 at 5:59 am
Morning, DP!
I must work a bit this morning – boo.
March 13th, 2010 at 6:25 am
Morning Deadpan
Actually slept in til about seven this morning. It felt nice.
I did my part last night to prove us Canadians are not the gentle, polite, pulled back people most people think we are.
March 13th, 2010 at 6:47 am
Hi Bunny.
You show em!
March 13th, 2010 at 7:05 am
CW: Dora the explorere. Yesterday she jumped the shark (literally), let’s see what adventure she goes on today.
Previously watched wonder pets. As I watched cartoons at this age, I sometimes wonder what crazy ass drugs the producers were on when they thought of these ideas.
March 13th, 2010 at 8:25 am
Yawn. Stretch. Coffee. Bunny.
Kids are packed for their night at Gramma’s house.
We are heading to the market for yummies after I shower etc.
Anyone need me to remember anything?
Those of you attending today’s festivities keep in mind that I don’t know beer.
That means Bring your Own because I have no clue what to buy.
I’ve got a loaded liquor cabinet and I’ll pick up some standard mixers, but ya know… I’m chillin today.
March 13th, 2010 at 8:26 am
Chillin’ with my Goddess is one of the things bunnies like best
March 13th, 2010 at 9:41 am
Battle of Bulge is playing on the TV.
I’m keeping my inner WW2 in check today…grrrrr!
March 13th, 2010 at 9:53 am
wOOt! Great time last night. Now, laundry. Grrrr….
March 13th, 2010 at 10:10 am
No worries, Cj – thanks for all that you’ve already done. We’ll do a beer run on the way.
It was a great surprise that you made it last night, Rhett. Tonight will be fun for part 2!
March 13th, 2010 at 10:12 am
I too slept in until a bit after 7 this morning. Had to recover from Lo Pan’s driving lessons at Dave &Busters last night.
It sure is bright around here.
March 13th, 2010 at 10:16 am
Lies!!!!!!!!!!!! Well….. ok not really.
March 13th, 2010 at 10:32 am
It is bright around here. We (myself, Jack, Ed, Lo Pan, ditto, and T-cat) just came back from a good brunch, and now we’re having some chill time. Beer run and sightseeing later, then party time!
March 13th, 2010 at 10:33 am
“T Bags”? Really?????????????
http://www.saksfifthavenue.com/main/ProductArray.jsp?FOLDER%3C%3Efolder_id=2534374306439401&PRODUCT%3C%3Eprd_id=845524446193500&ASSORTMENT%3C%3East_id=1408474399545537&bmUID=1268504960283
March 13th, 2010 at 10:56 am
Long Pan gives good hugginz… just sayin’
March 13th, 2010 at 11:08 am
Long Pan….hmmmm..a Freudian slip?
March 13th, 2010 at 12:09 pm
Greetings
!
Last night was a lot of fun! Looking forward to more fun today…. and then a lame bachelor party
March 13th, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Nomad Scry: The people are fun to mess with at times, no?
March 13th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Gaga loves Tarintino too:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GQ95z6ywcBY&feature=player_embedded
March 13th, 2010 at 2:16 pm
The livestream is on.
March 13th, 2010 at 2:16 pm
http://www.ustream.tv/channel/love-long-and-prosper-podcast
March 13th, 2010 at 2:19 pm
You are faster than me Van!
March 13th, 2010 at 2:20 pm
Oh and come and join me cos it’s a bit lonely being the only online.
haha
March 13th, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Of course. We miss you.
March 13th, 2010 at 2:35 pm
I am about to jump out of a cake here.
March 13th, 2010 at 2:36 pm
Covered in guava jelly.
March 13th, 2010 at 2:43 pm
I’ll be in my bunk….wonky teeth and all.
March 13th, 2010 at 2:52 pm
There you are, Van!
March 13th, 2010 at 2:58 pm
Lmao
March 13th, 2010 at 4:45 pm
On the road
March 13th, 2010 at 6:36 pm
Well after 2.30am here, night Pan.
March 13th, 2010 at 6:44 pm
We are live again! http://www.ustream.tv/channel/love-long-and-prosper-podcast
March 13th, 2010 at 7:36 pm
We’re setting up recording equipment on the back patio, and the musicians are tuning up.
-Amy on TEB’s netbook
March 13th, 2010 at 8:20 pm
Awesome
March 13th, 2010 at 8:24 pm
Managed to get a connection and tune in just in time for “psycho killer”.
I heartily approve!!!!
March 13th, 2010 at 8:26 pm
Can’t stay.
Someone in AZ tell Jack I give “thumbs up”
you kids have fun
March 13th, 2010 at 10:53 pm
We are
March 13th, 2010 at 11:11 pm
You sound like it!
March 13th, 2010 at 11:27 pm
Goodnight, mushy DP! Drive safe, you guys in AZ.
March 14th, 2010 at 12:19 am
My computer was hi-jacked tonight. I honestly didn’t say any of the comments that were posted under my name tonight.
… Although the guava jelly comment was very… appropriate.
Now, must get to sleep. This bunny had a tad too much to drink and knows she’s going to regret it in the morning.
March 14th, 2010 at 12:21 am
I love you man!
March 14th, 2010 at 12:21 am
I mean, I love Long Pan!
March 14th, 2010 at 12:22 am
No wait… I mean.. uhm.
OK seriously. I have to get to bed.
Dan and I had an awesomesauce time. You guys and gals all roxors. Sorry Tcat didn’t make it. Hope she feels better soon!
March 14th, 2010 at 12:24 am
Please post more definitivie definiitivie definitive instructions as to the time and location of brunch please. I am not going to remember come morning. It’s already morning and I know it involves Indians bending or something and one ohhhh one ooooh one ooooooh one.
March 14th, 2010 at 12:25 am
Things I’ll be bringing to Denny’s include:
The Deadpan poster.
Some black thing-a-ma-bopper that is some sort of Jack’s “equipment”
A book by Bruce Campbell – signed
Amy’s (I think) power cord for her laptop.
If you feel there are more items you’ve left behind, please let me know.
oh look a pillow.
March 14th, 2010 at 12:58 am
Thank you, Justa J0e. Thank you to all the supportive Deadpan homies, presetn and remote – - You are teh awesome.
March 14th, 2010 at 1:36 am
Wow, sounds like y’all blew it out. Fantastic.
March 14th, 2010 at 2:33 am
Darn missed the music…grrrrrr!
March 14th, 2010 at 4:20 am
http://www.grammarphobia.com/blog/2010/03/buster-keatons-deadpan-look.html
March 14th, 2010 at 6:08 am
Well, that was fail.
I thought I’d watch the ustream of last night’s festivities on my phone, but the uStream viewing app is stupid. It seems to only allow popular shite. Bah.
March 14th, 2010 at 6:10 am
So did anything interesting happen last night? And does anyone know how I managed to wake up with a headache and find myself in Arizona?
March 14th, 2010 at 6:42 am
Morning Deadpan.
Man, how bad is it when you’re body’s use to a schedule. In bed after one a.m., slightly tipsy and here it is, 7:30 and I’m up, showered and dressed already. On the up side, while I’m understandably a little tired, I don’t feel any other effects from last night. How rocking is that?
March 14th, 2010 at 6:43 am
Although my feet are cold. Must find a pair of socks.
March 14th, 2010 at 6:47 am
Seriously, it was an awsome time last night. Everybody there (here?) are such great people. And I apologize to all for my lack of sobriety. Honest, I’m not really much of a drinker… maybe that’s the problem.
March 14th, 2010 at 6:51 am
CD: cofffee
CE: apple
And before anybody comments on my needing coffee, I do have one cup in the mornings anyway before I move on to something else to drink. You can ask Cj when she wakes up.
March 14th, 2010 at 7:03 am
So, where is this Denny’s?
March 14th, 2010 at 7:05 am
We’re not sure, ditto. We’re hoping someone else will wake up and tell us where we’re supposed to meet.
March 14th, 2010 at 7:19 am
Back to bed then :)
March 14th, 2010 at 7:37 am
Cj took 56 pics and one video last night. She just showed them to me. Some good blackmail material in there
March 14th, 2010 at 7:38 am
My computer says is’t 9:34, my watch says 8:34. Daylight savings has kicked in somewhere.
March 14th, 2010 at 7:40 am
Good morning.
Where are my children and why are there dixie cups all over my house?
March 14th, 2010 at 7:41 am
Don’t you mean “pixie” cups?
March 14th, 2010 at 7:42 am
I gonna yawn and stretch and try to come alive.
March 14th, 2010 at 7:43 am
Pilot piloting pixie cups.
March 14th, 2010 at 7:43 am
I think I’ll pour myself a cup of ambition while I’m at it.
March 14th, 2010 at 7:45 am
Shower time.
March 14th, 2010 at 7:48 am
Ohhh, it’s time for a shower with Cj…
March 14th, 2010 at 8:01 am
Where is everybody? We’ve seen peeks by Ed and ditto but I think everybody else must be recovering.
March 14th, 2010 at 8:02 am
It was 60 and sunny yesterday; today it’s 30 and cloudy. I sure hope it rains or snows on our newly planted radishes, chard, spinach, and peas so I don’t have to water!
It was fun watching you guys last night. I missed the BLC part, but did hear everyone’s favorite DP moments and the live Jack MAN-GAN song. Sounded like a real party.
Today = clean this damn house. We really need a wife.
March 14th, 2010 at 8:03 am
I’m hungry. Somebody better wake up and tell us when and where or I may have to start gnawing on an arm.
March 14th, 2010 at 8:04 am
BTW, thanks to Dan and Michelle for the guava jelly, it was awesome!
(I still want to know who posted as me last night. I know I didn’t claim to be jumping out of a cake covered in guava jelly, no matter how drunk I was. Cj says it wasn’t her.)
March 14th, 2010 at 8:13 am
Honest, you won’t get into trouble (much). I think it’s funny. I just want to know who to beat upon
March 14th, 2010 at 8:18 am
It wasn’t me.
I’d also like to thank Dan and CJ for last night’s party.
March 14th, 2010 at 8:19 am
I agree, fabulous party. Dan and Cj are the awesomest hostes evar!
March 14th, 2010 at 8:20 am
(yes I know I spelled hosts wrong – it was deliberate, yo!)
March 14th, 2010 at 8:22 am
Dan and CJ = super gracious hosts.
I think my liver may actually try and secede this trip.
March 14th, 2010 at 8:26 am
Well, if Jack can manage to edit it into coherence sometime this year, it should be a BLCyou can play along with well, Essbee…
March 14th, 2010 at 8:36 am
Any idea about the plans, Lo Pan?
March 14th, 2010 at 8:38 am
We heard from Jack this morning, ditto. I’d let you talk to Cj but she’s getting dressed (this is the bunny on Cj’s computer). Maybe give Jack a call because I know we’re suppose to meet pretty soon.
March 14th, 2010 at 8:43 am
Done
March 14th, 2010 at 8:45 am
Oh, that’s right! There was a party, wasn’t there. CJ, why did you make (let?) me drink so much?
*cough*
March 14th, 2010 at 8:52 am
hehe
Jack called. Said we are meeting at Denny’s at the 101 and Indian Bend. I look up address now for GPS peoples.
9160 East Indian Bend Road, Scottsdale, AZ 85250-8503
We are leaving shortly to be there about 10:15ish.. According to my count we have
March 14th, 2010 at 8:53 am
Bunny says we have to leave now so I guess we’ll be there 1st. We’ll get a table for 9/10.. so we have room to wiggle.
March 14th, 2010 at 9:30 am
At Denny’s now
March 14th, 2010 at 9:31 am
Hmmm. Looked up the address of the Denny’s on Google Maps, just for shits and giggles. Seems that Scottsdale is really close to Tempe… and Mesa… and Chandler… and Pheonix. I hear these names across multiple podcasts and somehow assumed that these places were at least somewhat more distant from each other. C’mon Arizona people. Really? Scottsdale is like 10 blocks wide and Mesa is like 5 or 6 blocks north/south until you hit Chandler? They may be tightly packed, but sheesh. You’d think you live in a nearly uninhabitable desert region and have to huddle close together to make life giving things like water a better chance at transport… oh…
March 14th, 2010 at 9:51 am
Somebody have a coffee for me. I am out like a light.
March 14th, 2010 at 10:29 am
A work of art:
http://www.flickr.com/photos/mwichary/2180213000/
March 14th, 2010 at 11:21 am
Everyone got to Denny’s before us!
That was made of awesome. I must say.
I’m gonna miss you guys!
March 14th, 2010 at 1:46 pm
Well, I have made it to the airport. Got the car turned in two minutes before it was due. But now my flight has been delayed for about two and a half hours.
Bleach….
March 14th, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Looks like high winds in New York have been delaying flights out. That’s where my plane is coming from. At least I don’t have to worry about a connection.
March 14th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Well, at least I find myself sitting under a wifi router so I have excellent signal.
March 14th, 2010 at 5:23 pm
Finally on board. Did get to use my droid as a boarding pass for the first time. Goodbye AZ.
March 14th, 2010 at 7:36 pm
At last on the ground.
March 14th, 2010 at 8:31 pm
1. Jack Mangan, you’ve really got yer shit together. Srsly! I mean, I only had to travel a few miles to hang with everyone. But your are so awesome, folks will come from neighboring countries to bask in the Mangan awesome. That and the guava jelly.
2. Danthol and CJ are the most awesome hosts evar. They never fail to impress. Sweeter and cooler folks you’ll never find. I’m lucky and happy to call them friends.
3. It was a blast to meet Lo Pan, Ditto & Mrs. Ditto, and Ed from Texas in person. Wish I could have stayed longer to hang out wich’ya’ll.
4. It was great to see Rhettro, Lejon & Mrs.FromChandler, Amy, and TEB again. Let’s do this all again real soon now.
5. Oden is just a pleasure to hang out with. She likes to lurk in the background, too, but she’s no wallflower.
6. Danthol was cooking MC’s like a pound of bacon! I finally gained an appreciation for Vanilla Ice. It took the raw awesome of Danthol to help me see the light.
7. I think my favorite memory of the weekend was playing Rock Sugar for everyone and seeing the reactions from the musical mashups.
8. I really wish I could have hung out longer than I did. One day, hell one weekend isn’t enough!
9. Thank you all for coming out to my book signing. Jack had mentioned such plans were in motion — but I was pleasantly surprised that ALL of you came out — and that means more to me than you can imagine. I suffer from chronic shy-authoritis. Yesterday was my first signing and it was a great time because you came out to support me. Thank you SO MUCH!
10. This MMMMMMeetup was awesome, but whenever the next one happens, I hope more folks have a chance to come out. The community is awesome, because of the friendships forged here. I know I lurk in the comments here, but I’m always amazed by the pure unfiltered awesomeness that abounds.
March 14th, 2010 at 8:32 pm
Wrapping up the weekend
March 14th, 2010 at 8:33 pm
Fabulous summary, Dan!
March 14th, 2010 at 9:08 pm
Hey, Dan! Less lurking = more awesome, m’kay?
March 14th, 2010 at 9:19 pm
Back at home. I really appreciate the 24 hour drive through at the Burger King near my house.
Dan – indeed a nice summary of the awesomeness that was the MMMeetup.
For those who weren’t able to be with us in body this time. Start blocking out March 2011! I don’t know if I’ll have another chance to get out there again before, but I think this is definitely a new tradition for the Pan.
Man, I’m glad I took off from work tomorrow….er, today.
March 14th, 2010 at 9:38 pm
I swoon for Deadpan
March 14th, 2010 at 10:35 pm
… grummmmmmble … mondays.
March 14th, 2010 at 10:35 pm
OTOH, HI Cj!
March 14th, 2010 at 11:47 pm
Wow – a quiet day on the Pan.. what did all the Panites do while I was at work?
March 15th, 2010 at 1:21 am
Today is kicking my butt. Ow.
March 15th, 2010 at 3:41 am
Today is kicking my butt too.
argh.
March 15th, 2010 at 4:24 am
Today started kicking my butt before I should have been awake.
March 15th, 2010 at 6:09 am
The Cat Crusader to cheer up the
?
http://i.imgur.com/rVm41.jpg
March 15th, 2010 at 6:15 am
Cute.
March 15th, 2010 at 6:22 am
Morning Pan!
Guess what I’m having for breakfast… a bagel with guava jelly!
(thanks Dan and Michelle)
March 15th, 2010 at 6:27 am
Bunny, That sounds good. I’m a big fan of guava.
Still got to work on FTP (food transfer protocol)
March 15th, 2010 at 6:27 am
I had an awesome time. You are all so great! I miss you already!!!
March 15th, 2010 at 6:47 am
Just chillaxin’ with my Goddess than off to the airport. I’m conflicted. I want to go home and cuddle my hubby but that means I have to leave my Goddess and the rest of my Arizona peeps. I don’t want the Deadpanmmmmm party to end.
March 15th, 2010 at 6:51 am
Cj’s totally rocking on the work front while I’m here. She is truly a Goddess in all things.
March 15th, 2010 at 6:54 am
I haz tired this morning. Drinking coffee with Bunny and being cuddled by one of my munchkins.
I’m also sad to see the weekend end. I’m sorry I didn’t get to spend yesterday with you all. I’m excited that you got to travel to one of my favorite places in the world!!!
March 15th, 2010 at 6:54 am
I want to thank Jack and Oden for the awesome road trip yesterday. Sedona is beautiful.
March 15th, 2010 at 6:55 am
Apparently, Pan cannot handle both of us at the same time.
March 15th, 2010 at 6:55 am
Ed, I’m sorry your flight was delayed. Hopefully the flight itself was uneventful.
March 15th, 2010 at 6:58 am
Cj and I are too much awesomeness for the Pan to handle together.
March 15th, 2010 at 7:00 am
When we post close to the same time, because we are on the same network, Wordpress throws coniptions and tells us to stop.
March 15th, 2010 at 7:09 am
And the pan is rolling already: )
March 15th, 2010 at 7:11 am
Stupid travel alarm stopped working last night
Fortunately, we still have plenty of time
March 15th, 2010 at 7:21 am
Have a great flight, ditto and T-Cat!
March 15th, 2010 at 7:28 am
You too
March 15th, 2010 at 7:31 am
Well it looks cool:
http://www.engadget.com/2010/03/15/zero-watch-concept-perfects-the-minimal-timepiece/
March 15th, 2010 at 7:38 am
While it’s very cool looking, I still think it’s not very practicle for “time at a glance” despite what they say.
March 15th, 2010 at 7:46 am
CP: LLAP Ep 135 didn’t cough yet but I’m only 15 seconds in.
March 15th, 2010 at 7:50 am
reaper: Prepare yourself for a much tangented conversation.
March 15th, 2010 at 7:57 am
Greetings
!
I’m awake, and apparently alive, having suffered through that Bachelor party and not returning to the MmmmmeEEtup… Kind of bummed about it…
Safe flights to all heading home today. Sorry we missed the Sedona bit, had we only had enough time to come up with TimeShare points, we might have made use of it… Sedona is awesome.
Usedhair: True, few blocks around here, but they are pretty big ones. Like the ones for children under 1 year old…
Dan: Well said, sir! Oh, and in case I didn’t mention it, you have an Awesome Ladmo Tie T-shirt!
March 15th, 2010 at 8:01 am
So, this is daylight savings time.
Who the Fuck came up with this bull-shit?
March 15th, 2010 at 8:01 am
Sorry… Internal edit hasn’t kicked in yet…
March 15th, 2010 at 8:10 am
There’s an internal edit? I never knew I had one.
March 15th, 2010 at 8:10 am
Daylight savings isn’t in Arizona. What are you talking about Lejon?
March 15th, 2010 at 8:10 am
Cj: I love tangents. they are often as good or better than the real conversation.
March 15th, 2010 at 8:11 am
I think I’ll download LLAP on my touch so I can listen to it on the plane.
March 15th, 2010 at 8:16 am
I can’t say enough about how awesome you all are, and how much I appreciate everything that everyone did to help make this weekend a fun, memorable, successful one. I’m floored and grateful.
I’ll echo the wishes for safe happy travels to everyone heading home today.
March 15th, 2010 at 8:20 am
No you!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Ah it was big time Lo Pan approved. Everyone deserves congrats and thanks. Specially those who let us in their homes (you know who you is) and bought us foods. (YOU KNOW WHO YOU ARE!!!!) Muchas damn gracias.
March 15th, 2010 at 8:28 am
I think Vanamonde must listen to LLAP lots, he’s always coughing *cough*
March 15th, 2010 at 8:29 am
Oh, Long Pan… you are dead sexy.
March 15th, 2010 at 8:30 am
For those who neither Facebook nor Twitter: I uploaded a YouTube video — Ice Ice Baby http://youtu.be/riVyI1FoxQU?a
Pictures will be posted eventually like.
March 15th, 2010 at 8:31 am
I have to leave in a little more than an hour. How much suckage is that?
March 15th, 2010 at 8:36 am
You’re already missed, Bunny.
AZ definitely feels emptier without everyone. (awww)
March 15th, 2010 at 8:45 am
I think Bunny is hinting (not so subtly) that I need to eat something.
March 15th, 2010 at 8:46 am
Yup, that me “not so subtle”
March 15th, 2010 at 8:51 am
TEB: You are correct, Daylight Savings Time does not effect Arizona. If I worked at a phone job where I only spoke with people in Arizona, I wouldn’t have said anything. However, I have to get up an hour earlier now because the rest of the country is who calls me, and they are on Daylight Savings Time. It blows.
March 15th, 2010 at 8:52 am
I’m thinking coffee would not be a bad idea… AND COFFEE IS ALWAYS A BAD IDEA… when I don’t have any…
March 15th, 2010 at 8:56 am
Lejon, are you mad at Arizona for not using DST or mad at the rest of the world for doing it the stupid way?
March 15th, 2010 at 8:56 am
So, yeah… if I start going on about my appreciation for this weekend, I might get a little teary.
It’s always such a pleasure to even know that I’m part of such a warm and loving group of people – whether in person or just online.
For everyone that made the time to travel beyond borders (whether it be the country border, state border, or city border), thank you for doing so.
I’m incredibly thankful to call each one of you a friend!
To those of you who I met in “real life” (quotes because to me Deadpan is real life!) this weekend – ZOMG… you are so incredibly awesome, sweet, sexy, beautiful, funny, entertaining, and amazing that I will miss your physical presence dearly!
Thank you for making yourselves at home in my home. You are all always welcome here.
T-cat, I can’t wait to get to know you better.
Long Pan … well, you know
Ed, you are too cute for words *snuggle*
ditto, I need more hugs from you next time!
Amy, I love you with or without the cookies, but the cookies are really really good too!
And, Bunny, my dear, sweet Bunny.
Thank you for everything. Your delightful energy and spirit will be missed around here. You bring a light with you wherever you go!
– ok Bunny says I’m writing a novel over here… I better hit send before she starts to wonder if she’s right.
March 15th, 2010 at 8:58 am
Awww, that’s sweet. Now I need to cuddle my Goddess.
March 15th, 2010 at 9:01 am
I don’t know how much longer I can post. My battery’s level is going down. Hopefully there will be plugs at the airport so I can post while I’m waiting for the plane.
PS: Why hasn’t Cj eaten yet?
March 15th, 2010 at 9:02 am
I have a hard time eating when I’m veklempt.
March 15th, 2010 at 9:10 am
And those of you who could not attend, I certainly hope to see you at the Deadpan MMMmmmeeetup 2011.
March 15th, 2010 at 9:14 am
I second Jack’s sentiments. In Deadpan, more is definitely better. I can’t wait to meet the rest of you.
And Jack, thank you for being the catalyst that brought such an awesome group together. While you would say it’s everyone (and it is) and that you aren’t the leader (you are) – the fact is that without you, several of us may have never met at all.
March 15th, 2010 at 9:17 am
TEB: Oh, I am SO mad at the rest of the world… Well, Congress I guess is more accurate. The US didn’t have Daylight Savings Time until 1926 or something… All to help the poor farmer who couldn’t get to the bank during banking hours. Now we don’t have an agrarian country anymore, and banking can be handled 24 hours a day through teller machines and online banking… Sorry… Ranting… Will Stop now.
March 15th, 2010 at 9:19 am
Cj: Goddess of Cheesecake Awesomeness and MmmmMMmmeetup spaces… You rock lady!
Because, Pop Rocks…
March 15th, 2010 at 9:20 am
Nope. that one’s just as cheesy as it looked before I hit send…
March 15th, 2010 at 9:25 am
Thank you, Cj. And yes, thank you very much for everything you did to help make this work, from baking cakes to hosting to ordering food to carting us back and forth to Dan Shaurette’s event.
I need to extend that gratitude to Dan and Dan’s mom and the kids too for the parts they played.
March 15th, 2010 at 9:31 am
Oh and ZOMG there was a concern in my backyard! Much thanks to Jack, Lee, ditto, and Dan for their very talented and enjoyable performances!
March 15th, 2010 at 9:32 am
Actually, I wasn’t “concerned” about the CONCERT in my backyard.
-n +t … (typing with small child on lap and laptop over THERE)
March 15th, 2010 at 9:45 am
Taking my beautiful Bunny to the airport now…
March 15th, 2010 at 9:47 am
Well the new netbook arrived today, and a quick play made me realise how much I’ve been spoilt with SSDs.
HD drives are sooooo last century…
March 15th, 2010 at 9:49 am
Van, I have no idea what you are talking about, but I try to do your accent while I read your comment and it sounds great.
March 15th, 2010 at 10:00 am
Safe Flight TEB!
March 15th, 2010 at 10:12 am
At the airport, waiting to board.
I’d also like to echo everyone ’s sentiments. The weekend was a blast.
March 15th, 2010 at 10:30 am
Man, it was good to get to drive my car again today. Between my wife hijacking it from me last week and that anonymous Kia SUV this weekend, I’ve been going through withdrawl.
March 15th, 2010 at 10:33 am
Many many favorable memories were made this weekend. I shall treasure them for that is part of what life is for me – collecting memories. But, these are but a deposit. I will be back to collect again. And with these, there is no pie, there are always enough slices for all who want them.
I hope more will be able to share in this next year as well.
March 15th, 2010 at 10:58 am
Just a short check in Pan. I can’t find a plug for my netbook and I’m almost out of juice so I don’t know how long I will be panning.
Despite the fact neither of us wanted it to happen, Cj took me to the airport. Much hugs, goodbyes and “I’ll miss you” happend at the drop off.
March 15th, 2010 at 11:00 am
Got through customs relatively quickly. Much more so than coming but, really, who wants to hurt Canada?
Then had the greasyist (sp?) Philly Cheesesteak sandwich in my life. OMG, i can feel my arteries hardening as I type.
March 15th, 2010 at 11:02 am
I’m going off for a moment. If I can find a plug I can listen to LLAP and Pan at the same time while I wait for my flight. If not, will sign on one last time before I completely run out of battery power.
Back in 5!
March 15th, 2010 at 11:03 am
OK so that wasn’t easy. We had a little trouble with the goodbye.
Normalcy is overrated sometimes.
March 15th, 2010 at 11:07 am
A plug! I found a plug!
*doing the happy dance*
March 15th, 2010 at 11:09 am
repost (stupid WP)
A Plug! I found a plug!
*doing the happy dance*
March 15th, 2010 at 11:10 am
I actually said more(ish) the first time but I don’t think WP like me.
Well, THE FEELING’S MUTUAL WORD PRESS! *shakes fist*
March 15th, 2010 at 11:11 am
It’s a very bitter-sweet day. Happy going home, sad leaving here. I wish I could do both.
And no, I don’t want to be cloned because I’d always want to be doing whatever my clone is doing. I just don’t see it working.
March 15th, 2010 at 11:15 am
They are testing the emergency evacuation system here at the airport.
“Please disregard the alarms. We are sorry for the inconvenience.”
Really?
March 15th, 2010 at 11:30 am
Well, except for the “alarm test” sounds like your terminal was better than mine :)
March 15th, 2010 at 11:37 am
Yup. fairly quite. So far the flight is looking to be on time too. Double bonus.
March 15th, 2010 at 11:38 am
Actually, it might even be a little early. It has arrived and people are coming off it. I know they have to do clean up and refuel but still…
I think I’m going to search for a washroom then we’ll be boarding soon.
Won’t be back on today, lots to do when I get home.
Until tomorrow Panites, be well!
March 15th, 2010 at 11:49 am
My eyes never fail to read “Panites” as
March 15th, 2010 at 11:55 am
I suppose you could say that over the weekend we had our Panites in a bunch.
March 15th, 2010 at 11:59 am
I have reverse MMMMMMMeetup. It was a mite lonely yesteday with everyone MIA.
Today kicked me so hard I fell asleep after doing the dishes. My wife had to wake me up to take out my contacts. And now i can’t fall asleep. While this amuses me now, I doubt it’ll be funny in 3 hrs when I gave to get up.
March 15th, 2010 at 12:39 pm
And pictures: http://www.flickr.com/photos/lovelongandprosper/sets/72157622268661744/
March 15th, 2010 at 12:53 pm
Great pictures!
Jack licked the cake, ditto and Ed had a handsome contest, and Lo Pan rocks the tongue hardware.
March 15th, 2010 at 1:04 pm
My kids are beyond misbehaving today. *mommypatiencefreakout*
I think the weekend was a bit exciting for them too and they will miss the Bunny around here.
breathing
finding center
patience…
March 15th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
CP: Imagine That — Ani DiFranco
March 15th, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Just to clarify: I didn’t actually lick the cake, ditto or Ed.
March 15th, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Landed imkc
March 15th, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Can’t Get ABBA out of my head…
DANCING QUEEEEEN
ONLY SEVENTEEEEN
GAH!
March 15th, 2010 at 2:48 pm
Hrm… The Wife and I successfully avoided being included in the photos.
BONUS!
March 15th, 2010 at 3:07 pm
LOL.
Finally made it home. Now for a quiet evening and a light dinner.
March 15th, 2010 at 3:31 pm
“Just to clarify: I didn’t actually lick the cake, ditto or Ed.”
LIES!
March 15th, 2010 at 3:32 pm
Man, I’m glad somebody at that party want too hammered to get some decent pictures of this shindig :)
March 15th, 2010 at 3:39 pm
Not so amusing now. Check.
I’m sure you can rectify the oversight next time Jack and lick everyone.
Deadpan is the way.
March 15th, 2010 at 4:10 pm
Almost, Lejon: http://www.flickr.com/photos/lovelongandprosper/4435600423/in/set-72157622268661744/
March 15th, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Alright, I have added my meager efforts to the pool:
http://www.flickr.com/groups/deadpan/pool/
March 15th, 2010 at 4:23 pm
I guess I’m going to need a flickr account.
March 15th, 2010 at 4:52 pm
Peter Graves RIP:
http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8567400.stm
Remember, it’s ok to hum THAT tune.
March 15th, 2010 at 6:46 pm
I’ve now caught up with all the comments from the weekend. Awwww. You guys are all awesome, too. :-)
March 15th, 2010 at 7:14 pm
Deadpan ist der Weg
March 15th, 2010 at 7:15 pm
Yeah. I second what NS said.
March 15th, 2010 at 7:29 pm
So, my wife is looking through the books that I brought home from AZ. In it, she finds Dan’s note in “Lilith’s Love” of:
Thanks for coming out
And asks “Is there something you need to tell me?”
Yes, the snark and appreciation for innuendo run deep in my little corner of Deadpan Land.
:-)
March 15th, 2010 at 7:49 pm
CJ – Which part? The German or the Licking?
March 15th, 2010 at 7:52 pm
The deadpan pool pics of the meetup are fantastic.
I should have known better with this bunch, but I never thought I’d find others who appreciated the [joy and horror] of Ice Ice Baby. “Anything less than the best is a felony.”
March 15th, 2010 at 9:09 pm
Alright, after much converting, uploading, and waiting, I think I’ve got the HD versions of all the videos of Jack’s concert at Dan and CJ’s. I didn’t have enough memory left on the card to get all of the last song.
The first for files in this search are the videos I shot Saturday:
http://www.youtube.com/results?search_query=jack+mangan&search_type=&aq=f
If you want to watch the HD versions, you’ll probably want to pause after you change the resolution. They take some time to buffer.
March 15th, 2010 at 9:10 pm
Or, you can actually grab copies for yourself. This is my favorite tool for grabbing youtube videos when I find something worth keeping:
http://keepvid.com/
Good morning from Texas.
March 15th, 2010 at 9:27 pm
NS… you really need to ask?
March 15th, 2010 at 9:57 pm
Cj – You are right. I should have known better. XD
March 15th, 2010 at 10:27 pm
Seems like the meetup was a good time!
Not sure when Jack or Lo-Pan can give me the low-down (Lo-Pan’s Lo-down.. this needs to be a podcast/radio show of some kind) on the weekend so I thought I would come on here and see what you all had to say.
Your Smarty Hotties® are really seriously hoping to be at the 2011 version as long as things continue moving along smoothly with Hughs treatments here. I demand that everyone makes the next one as well :)
I also demand Jack licks the cake, ed and ditto again too. He should also probably lick Hugh and I as well I hope. I wouldn’t mind doing some licking myself *swooon*
Damn I am making a whole bunch of demands here. I’m usually not so demanding. I’m just having meet up envy.
Night pan
Night mush
Night cockles
March 15th, 2010 at 10:30 pm
Fantastic! I’ll have to steel up my nerve and watch those vids. Thanks, guys.
Amy, I’m told you are a great houseguest – just FYI.
I’m glad your wife’s sense of humor is aligned with ours, Ed. That might not have been the moment to tell her about your stumble over the word “come”, however.
March 15th, 2010 at 10:39 pm
I can’t think of this weekend without smiling.
It would be awesome if you could make it next time too TSH! I’d love to meetcha!
March 15th, 2010 at 11:17 pm
Listening to the recording of the set in the backyard. It came out beautifully. I will mix down, separate, and send to Jack soon. Great stuff
March 16th, 2010 at 12:02 am
I don’t want you all do have to wait. It’s all mixed. Here is the link.
http://traffic.libsyn.com/lovelongandprosper/backjack.mp3
Enjoy.
March 16th, 2010 at 12:56 am
Those crazy Canadians:
http://www.geekware.ca/geek-clocks-c-44.html
March 16th, 2010 at 1:14 am
Those clocks are cool.
I should go to bed.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:24 am
So should I, but instead I have to go back to work today. Between time changes, time zone changes, and partying into the night, ye olde body is protesting mightily.
March 16th, 2010 at 3:50 am
I’m not dead yet. The end.
March 16th, 2010 at 4:11 am
cool clocks. I had both commodore things, Little Professor and the GE Phone.
morning
March 16th, 2010 at 4:29 am
It was truly an awesome weekend. :)
TSH: You and Hugh were missed. I’m really happy to hear things are going better. Let’s hope that in 2011 we’ll have everyone at the meetup.
March 16th, 2010 at 5:00 am
Thanks, Danthol!
March 16th, 2010 at 5:16 am
Oh look I’m back at work. Oh look I’m crying inside.
March 16th, 2010 at 5:52 am
Work…ugh.
March 16th, 2010 at 5:58 am
I know, right?
Great quality rockin Jack.
March 16th, 2010 at 5:59 am
Danthol was pretty well on fire. I swore I saw him grow 2 foot long hair right then and there. Should I be aroused?
March 16th, 2010 at 6:03 am
I want to thank Cj for being the hostess with the mostest. She was most gracious to put up with me. I wish I could give her a hug right now.
…actually, I wish I could give you all hugs again. Next time.
I may be rather intermittent today, nobody does my work while I’m away so I have some catch up to do.
March 16th, 2010 at 6:12 am
OMFG…… creepy? Sexy?
http://www.laweekly.com/slideshow/devils-playground-presents-star-warz-the-music-box-29432155/17/
(semi-safe for work. At least this pic)
March 16th, 2010 at 6:13 am
OMFG NO!
http://www.laweekly.com/slideshow/devils-playground-presents-star-warz-the-music-box-29432155/28/
Stop. Just stop.
March 16th, 2010 at 6:28 am
I’m scared to look at the links!
March 16th, 2010 at 6:30 am
You will be. I mean you should, but you will be.
March 16th, 2010 at 6:38 am
Maybe I’ll wait until I get home!
March 16th, 2010 at 6:39 am
CP: Yesterday’s Democracy Now! – Noam Chomsky
March 16th, 2010 at 6:40 am
Oh if you want. Dont blame you.
March 16th, 2010 at 6:40 am
The newest Batman movie?
http://io9.com/5492977/the-most-self+explanatory-painting-in-human-history
March 16th, 2010 at 6:42 am
ummmm. I don’t know what to say
http://mightygodking.com/index.php/2010/03/15/the-dear-leader-seeks-your-attention/
March 16th, 2010 at 6:42 am
EssBee I would wait now that I have seen them. and
“You will be. I mean you should, but you will be.” is a very good way to put it.
March 16th, 2010 at 6:43 am
The Taco Bell diet. Really?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=vZ89JaxqVgI
March 16th, 2010 at 6:44 am
CP: In the Back with Jack
heh
March 16th, 2010 at 6:45 am
CP: Keith and the Girl: 1120: Love your Pet
March 16th, 2010 at 6:50 am
CD: Catching up on work email.
March 16th, 2010 at 6:52 am
Acoustic Psycho Killer!
March 16th, 2010 at 6:53 am
Jedi Knight Batman vs. Jaws would gross Avatar like numbers.
March 16th, 2010 at 7:00 am
Proof that I’ve killed WAY too many brain cells: it just took me about 3 minutes to think of the word “Portland.”
March 16th, 2010 at 7:00 am
Jedi Knight Batman vs. Jaws staring SLJ would crush Avatar. ;)
March 16th, 2010 at 7:01 am
EssBee, only the strong survive! at least I like to think so…
March 16th, 2010 at 7:01 am
Hell yeah it would ditto!
EssBee, the word youre looking for is “Portland”.
March 16th, 2010 at 7:09 am
Portland, Portland
time is here.
Time for rain
and time for beer…
March 16th, 2010 at 7:12 am
Looking forward to playing God of War 3 to see how the series ends. I still have to finish the previous one, but it has been awesome so far.
March 16th, 2010 at 7:14 am
CP: No Quarter — Page & Plant
March 16th, 2010 at 7:30 am
CP: Look Through My Window — The Mamas & The Papas
March 16th, 2010 at 7:43 am
CP: Smooth Criminal — Michael Jackson
March 16th, 2010 at 7:51 am
EssBee are you ok? You ok? You ok EssBee?
March 16th, 2010 at 7:52 am
why did they have to word it that way?
I read this title:
http://yro.slashdot.org/story/10/03/16/1447229/Google-Readying-To-Pull-Out-of-China
and though of this:
http://img181.imageshack.us/img181/6159/chynawwewrestlingrx8.jpg
Now I need some mental bleach. where did I put that stuff…
March 16th, 2010 at 7:53 am
Does this qualify for Dan’s “Should I be Aroused?”
March 16th, 2010 at 7:55 am
As I’ve said ditto. If you have to ask, the answer is NO.
March 16th, 2010 at 7:59 am
did my budgeting. Came under in Arizona so hubby says I don’t have to wait, I can order my computer tomorrow. I luvs my hubby. Will be spending the next few days cleaning up this one so the file transfer will be relatively easy. So won’t be just intermittent today, but possibly for the week.
My daughter has claimed this computer when I’m done. Must do a major cleaning. I don’t believe giving software that she hasn’t purchased which means no MS Office, No games, no… anything. Will pretty much back up my files onto my pocket drive then do a wipe of the computer. Of course, you do that anyway if you’re recycling the computer but I don’t think my daughter is impressed when I do it to her too.
March 16th, 2010 at 8:04 am
TEB: I agree.
March 16th, 2010 at 8:06 am
ditto, you agree it’s unimpressive when I do it to my daughter?
March 16th, 2010 at 8:15 am
lol
March 16th, 2010 at 8:31 am
Open Office works pretty well as a free MS Office replacement. :)
March 16th, 2010 at 8:32 am
Plans for 2011: Show up for the deadpan mmmmmeetup.
I wish I could have made it this year. It looks like all ya’all had an awesome time! I’m getting caught up on all the comments. HOLY CARP!
Sadly I need brain bleach right now as the pic of Chyna reminded me of the horrifying video of “One Night in Chyna” AAAAAAUUUUUUGGGGHHHH!!!!
The other pics were cool though :)
March 16th, 2010 at 8:34 am
Did you actually see One Night in Chyna, JR? If so, 2 words… “clitoris penis”.
March 16th, 2010 at 8:37 am
CP: Last Great American Whale — Lou Reed
March 16th, 2010 at 8:38 am
OMG, did you guys see the Chyna Vagina Monologues skit on SNL? That was a lot of years ago, and SO SO SO FUNNY.
March 16th, 2010 at 8:42 am
CP: Bury Me Closer — Palomar
March 16th, 2010 at 8:45 am
I had the crazy idea of creating a Deadpan Droid app. Not sure if it is a good idea or not yet. I’ll need to do a bit of research first.
March 16th, 2010 at 8:51 am
‘The Girl with the Dragon Tattoo ‘
So even though it’s basically a murder mystery with some violent sex thrown in, a darn fine movie..
March 16th, 2010 at 8:55 am
Sadly I saw part of it and was overly disturbed. Though the “Oversized clit” part on Clerks II was pretty funny :)
March 16th, 2010 at 8:59 am
Fuck. It is warmer in Denver and Calgary than here.
March 16th, 2010 at 9:00 am
3 days doing ‘mock up screens’ for a demo. Team lead is happy, boss is happy. I’m happy. It’s a good Tuesday. WOO WOO!
March 16th, 2010 at 9:00 am
Off to get lunch.
Brrrrr.
March 16th, 2010 at 9:09 am
Eees a beautiful day here!!!!!
March 16th, 2010 at 9:15 am
It surely is!
March 16th, 2010 at 9:18 am
Mos Def!
Goddamn Funkdoobiest is in my head.
March 16th, 2010 at 9:24 am
A bow wow wow.
March 16th, 2010 at 9:28 am
TEB: If you haven’t already, you should consider using this when cleaning up your PC
http://eraser.heidi.ie/
March 16th, 2010 at 9:29 am
No.
No. NO.
NO. NO. NO.
NO. NO. NO. NO.
NO CHYNA. I do NOT like Chynese…
March 16th, 2010 at 9:30 am
Come on Barbie Let’s go Party.
March 16th, 2010 at 9:36 am
Speaking of clits…
There was a guy at work last night that had to use a Mac for something and he’d never used one before. He came back to his desk and informed me that the mouse on the Mac has a “nubbing” that reminds him of a clitoris.
“The mouse has a clitoris!”
Yeah… I looked at him funny and didn’t respond.
March 16th, 2010 at 9:38 am
I need to get my lazy ass in the shower and take the kids to the park.
Spring Break rules.
I appreciate Spring Break for occurring just after the Mmmmeetup because it’s allowing me to recuperate.
March 16th, 2010 at 9:40 am
I’ve used Boot N Nuke:
http://www.dban.org/
March 16th, 2010 at 9:41 am
Spring Break?
Now, there’s a perfect example of how School does not prepare people for Real Life.
*muttering fit*
Spring Break, I’ll show you a broken spring…
*/muttering fit*
March 16th, 2010 at 9:43 am
Nice try. Its still the funkiest. To the funk.
Ah ah ah yeah.
March 16th, 2010 at 9:43 am
ZOMG – I think I’m in love!
http://awkwardfamilyphotos.com/2010/03/03/laser-cat/
March 16th, 2010 at 9:45 am
Watch the beginning of the Aqua video, then watch the beginning of an episode of Stingray.
Coincidence? I THINK NOT!
March 16th, 2010 at 9:47 am
Cj: I can’t believe that guy! If one of the men here said anything remotely like that to me, they’d be doing the hold-my-sack-crawl out of my office.
March 16th, 2010 at 9:47 am
Ah ah ah yeaeeah.
March 16th, 2010 at 9:49 am
I thought the clitoris was a legend. Wait no thats the Chimera. Nevermind.
March 16th, 2010 at 9:51 am
Why is Mission Impossible II running through my head now?
March 16th, 2010 at 9:51 am
Jack: Thank you! :-)
EssBee: Yes. Acoustic Psycho Killer was a lot of fun. :-)
March 16th, 2010 at 9:51 am
Lejon wins.
March 16th, 2010 at 9:54 am
I mean, a NUBBING!?
March 16th, 2010 at 9:56 am
Little mouse in the boat?
March 16th, 2010 at 9:57 am
So you’re saying we should have covered Bowie’s “Chyna Girl”?
March 16th, 2010 at 9:57 am
Johnny Cag…er.. Null wins.
March 16th, 2010 at 9:57 am
I got a nubbing once. Out for days.
March 16th, 2010 at 9:59 am
If that’s how he sees the Mac mouse, then what does he think of the Windows mouse, with two buttons and a spinner?
March 16th, 2010 at 9:59 am
A night in Chyna?
March 16th, 2010 at 10:02 am
I meant “nubbin” not that it matters. I did a -g and either my finger slipped (that’s what she said) or I’m in moderation. I don’t know.
But yeah.. personally I have a several buttons…
and a spinner.
So… I’m a PC.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:04 am
Low Ri Der
March 16th, 2010 at 10:05 am
Cj, so, your finger hit the G spot then, eh?
March 16th, 2010 at 10:05 am
I would place money on the fact that this guy at your office doesn’t have access to many nubbin’-s, Cj.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:11 am
EssBee: He’s an odd kid. He has a wife, so it’s her job to deal with his nubbin-issues. I just kind of let him be. I’m sure people think I’m pretty odd in my own ways as well.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:12 am
CIMM: If only it were that easy to hit the G spot…
March 16th, 2010 at 10:13 am
Enough of this silliness … I must shower.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:14 am
I’m too judge-y and reaction-y, I know. Even so, boy would be CRAWLING out of my office.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:16 am
The Score of a Slow Reader:
Started reading Paul Park’s “A Princess of Roumania” in early January, finished in early March: 2 months.
Started reading Jim Butcher’s “Captain’s Fury” March 7, finished on March 15: 8 days.
The books have similar page counts.
I’m assuming one just didn’t catch my interest as much.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:19 am
Keeping my G-spot comment to m’self!
Lejon: I am a super-slow reader. I haven’t started Butcher’s Fury series yet, but I have book 1. I have been reading the latest Wheel of Time book for MONTHS. I’m almost finished, but I limit myself to reading only when the dishes are done in the evening. Doesn’t leave much time before I get sleepy.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:21 am
JESUS CHRIST HE-MAN BOOZE!!!!!!!!!
http://www.indiamart.com/company/1946679/products.html#he-man-dry-gin
March 16th, 2010 at 10:27 am
I remember when my mouse had a mouse ball.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:29 am
http://www.indiamart.com/company/1946679/products.html#he-man-dry-gin
He. Man. Boooooooooze!
March 16th, 2010 at 10:29 am
EssBee: It took me 10 months to read books 1-9 of Wheel of Time… Then book 10 came out 3 months late, Book 11 was full of glacial movement… Then there was New Spring (prequel)… I may have gotten lost here…
I usually read for 20 minutes a day in my car at lunchtime, and sometimes I read before bed. Depends on how engrossing the book is. I’m about to start Butcher’s White Night in the Dresden series, which I will follow with Small Favor. I’ll probably move onto The Gathering Storm after that…
March 16th, 2010 at 10:32 am
ZOMG, White Night is my next book too! I’ll probably just be starting when you finish!
I love the WOT books, no matter how many have come out. I’ve read and re-read them.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:32 am
You need a bun to bite Benny Lava?
He. Man. Booze…….
http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/03/he-man_the_whisky.php
March 16th, 2010 at 10:33 am
That looks like nice quality unfiltered swill, Lo!
March 16th, 2010 at 10:35 am
Oh I wouldnt dare open it.
They make dry gin and rum too.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:36 am
The bottle’d look cool on a guy’s shelf.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:38 am
Froth filled the top half of the stein. The beer had been steamed leaving only heady foam. Schneider closed the lid over the contents and set the large mug on the serving tray. Fräulein Helga, the barmaid, picked up the tray, walked to the far side of the alehaus, and set the stein before Egenbach. The man pulled twenty Deutchmarks from his pocket and handed the bill to Helga.
As Helga returned to the bar to get the man’s change, Egenbach popped open the lid of the stein and tilted the contents to his lips to drink, triggering the explosive charge that Schneider had set moments before. The pressure wave shattered all the glass in the alehaus. Egenbach stood up and glared at the bar. Schneider had left the building.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:40 am
Was he drinking Low en Brow?
March 16th, 2010 at 11:04 am
CP: Keith and the Girl – 1142: Uplifting
March 16th, 2010 at 11:07 am
My Dragon Age Awakening came today. Patience is nowhere in my name. I decided not to install it until I have my new computer. It’s already killing me.
March 16th, 2010 at 11:10 am
Starting to uninstall programs. I have 5.3g free on my hard drive. I expect to remove at least 50 gig today. the same tomorrow.
My current HD is only 140gig. I’m getting a terrabyte. I’m excited.
March 16th, 2010 at 11:16 am
So, bigger is better?
*ducks*
March 16th, 2010 at 11:19 am
It’s not the size it’s what you do with it.
March 16th, 2010 at 11:36 am
Thats a lie and you know it.
March 16th, 2010 at 11:40 am
Actually, I find that size coupled with skill makes for a very fun ride…
March 16th, 2010 at 11:43 am
*ahem*
March 16th, 2010 at 11:45 am
I just got a quote from Seinfeld in my head:
“I come home, and find my son treating his body like it was an amusement park!”
March 16th, 2010 at 11:45 am
Like a Mini Cooper, Lejon?
March 16th, 2010 at 11:52 am
More like ‘70 Camaro…
March 16th, 2010 at 11:53 am
Damn It… Now I’ve got the Rockford Files theme running in my head…
March 16th, 2010 at 11:55 am
And that’s a bad thing? ;)
March 16th, 2010 at 11:56 am
CP: Strange — Tori Amos
March 16th, 2010 at 11:59 am
What, like in the back of a VW Bug?
March 16th, 2010 at 12:05 pm
ditto: No… it’s just that my dad bought the LP of Mike Post’s music back in the ’80’s, and I played it until the record got heat warped… So, I’m extraordinarily familiar with that theme.
March 16th, 2010 at 12:05 pm
hemanmakeyoublind
heh
March 16th, 2010 at 12:06 pm
That would be an uncomfortable place.
March 16th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
While what you do with it does make all the difference, a nice size doesn’t hurt…
well… maybe it does, but not if you are doing it right…
*cough*
March 16th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
Extraordinarily familiar with.
That’s a phrase destined to get you in trouble. ;)
March 16th, 2010 at 12:07 pm
This LP to be exact:
http://www.amazon.com/Theme-Magnum-P-I-Version/dp/B00122A0RI
March 16th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
CP: Achilles Last Stand — Led Zeppelin
March 16th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Well, I only managed to get 35gig free. There are a lot of items that I won’t remove until I have my new computer (like MS Office). Now the waiting game begins.
March 16th, 2010 at 12:09 pm
I figured “heat warp” was going to get me in trouble…
March 16th, 2010 at 12:09 pm
I have the power.
*Golf clap*
March 16th, 2010 at 12:10 pm
I see your *cough* Cj, and raise you one.
It’s not about size. It’s about focus! If I can’t see it, I’m not gonna focus on it.
*cough* *cough*
March 16th, 2010 at 12:11 pm
Lo Pan: I think a nice injection of billiard’s chalk will clear up that case of Golf Clap there… You might want to check into it.
March 16th, 2010 at 12:13 pm
*blink*
EssBee… I am confused…
March 16th, 2010 at 12:14 pm
*cough*
March 16th, 2010 at 12:14 pm
Well EssBee, youd be well pleased with Chyna….
I though billiard chalk was for external use only?
March 16th, 2010 at 12:14 pm
LOL x 2.
I’m not confused.
March 16th, 2010 at 12:15 pm
*hack*
March 16th, 2010 at 12:17 pm
Darn it… I knew I read that label wrong…
March 16th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
It’s so you don’t scratch *billiard* balls.
*cough*
March 16th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
You make me giggle, Lo Pan.
March 16th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
Label? On EssBee?
*jazz hands*
March 16th, 2010 at 12:19 pm
Does anyone know of a streaming radio broadcast that just does Elevator music?
March 16th, 2010 at 12:19 pm
But Ive had my pants on this whole time, EssBee.
*wheeze*
March 16th, 2010 at 12:20 pm
That’s a tattoo, not a label.
March 16th, 2010 at 12:21 pm
You have?! Oops . . .
March 16th, 2010 at 12:21 pm
I’ll be right back . . .
*gasp*
March 16th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
Speaking of just a label…
For those who want to make an impermanent statement…
http://www.bewild.com/auslontasl.html
March 16th, 2010 at 12:22 pm
*shock!*
Lejon I cant get any to play so I can neither confirm nor deny if there is.
March 16th, 2010 at 12:23 pm
Long Pan makes me giggle too.
My house seems way too empty right now.
March 16th, 2010 at 12:24 pm
*sigh*
So goes my quest to have background music…
March 16th, 2010 at 12:25 pm
re: Lejon’s link, and tattoo sleeves in general.
My bumper for the podcast is no longer the gayest thing evar.
March 16th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
Yeah those were…uh…. what EssBee said.
March 16th, 2010 at 12:27 pm
EssBee: I can see getting a set for Halloween, or for testing the water on how friends would receive them, but if you’re that worried about how people you know will accept a tattoo, you shouldn’t get one in the first place.
March 16th, 2010 at 12:28 pm
The tattoo sleeves reminds me of a Big Bang Theory episode.
March 16th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
TOTALLY! That was a great episode!
I agree, Lejon – good Halloween idea.
March 16th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
Of course… I don’t have any tattoos. I’m a sissy little nancy-boy who doesn’t enjoy needles or pain… I hear both are involved in Tattoos…
March 16th, 2010 at 12:34 pm
Mental Note: Watch Big Bang Theory sometime…
March 16th, 2010 at 12:37 pm
Quote from my office: “I’m waiting for the first fish to be allergic to water.”
In regards to Arizona’s allergy season arriving, and being severe due to the recent abundance of rain…
March 16th, 2010 at 12:38 pm
It occurs to me that my wife is more butch than I am… She has 2 tattoos, and wants 2 more…
March 16th, 2010 at 12:40 pm
Needless and pain don’t bother me. I like tattoos. Only problem is that I haven’t found one that I would want to wear permanently.
March 16th, 2010 at 12:41 pm
Information scares me:
Bull Shot
Beef bouillon or beef consomme in place of tomato juice. It may also contain salt, pepper, lemon juice, Tabasco sauce and Worcestershire sauce.
Caesar, Bloody Caesar, Bloody Clam, Red Wings or Clammy Mary
Clamato replacing tomato juice, much more popular in Canada than the traditional Bloody Mary.
From:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bull_Shot#Variations_in_mixers
March 16th, 2010 at 12:42 pm
I guess I’m kind of butch-ish . . . I don’t know if I am or not. Lo Pan can tell you in a week . . .
I think tattoos are more a enjoy the sensation of it than a being tough thing.
March 16th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
That should at least be a thunder clap from you, Lo Pan.
March 16th, 2010 at 12:43 pm
ditto: I’ve never been into self adornment. I wear a watch and a wedding ring, because I like to know the time, and I’m married…
I’m not a fan of needles, largely because of my mother.
She used to do a lot of sewing, involving pins and needles. She had a knack for losing pins and needles in shag carpet. My feet had an extraordinary ability to find lost pins and needles… Never been a fan…
March 16th, 2010 at 12:46 pm
Naturally, I developed diabetes… so I have to jab myself with a small metal lancet each morning… Oh the blessings of not having to do it after each meal…
March 16th, 2010 at 12:46 pm
Today’s Deadpan topics include:
Whiskey, a drink called a “Bull Shot”, tattoos, and a female pro wrestler.
(Just reporting data, not complaining.)
March 16th, 2010 at 12:47 pm
Ill be the Sundance Kid to your Butch, EssBee
March 16th, 2010 at 12:48 pm
Does that make the rest of Pan the Bolivian army?
March 16th, 2010 at 12:50 pm
Jack: you forgot nubbin’
March 16th, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Lejon: I had the same problem finding my mother’s pins and needles. Never fun pulling those out of your toes. Ouch! I’m also the same way with self-adornment. The only thing I wear is my wedding ring.
March 16th, 2010 at 12:55 pm
Isn’t that an Ewok song?
Yub nub
eee chop yub nub
March 16th, 2010 at 12:56 pm
Somehow I think Jack’s the kinda guy who never forgets about the nubbin…
March 16th, 2010 at 12:57 pm
BOLEEEEEEVIA!
March 16th, 2010 at 1:03 pm
Wasn’t it Chandler who had a nubbin, and wasn’t that supposedly a third vestigial nipple, like the kind that the Man with the Golden Gun had???
March 16th, 2010 at 1:04 pm
Have we done this? If not… Ladies and Gentleman, Baby Meat Jesus.
http://nerdhurdles.wordpress.com/ridiculous-cake-adventures/meet-baby-meat-jesus/
March 16th, 2010 at 1:05 pm
Sorry: Chandler Bing… from Friends…
March 16th, 2010 at 1:05 pm
I’m not big on self-adornment either just have the wedding ring. I like wearing hats but my wife doesn’t like them so I rarely buy or were them. I love my jester’s hat in the winter, its so warm.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:06 pm
Jack: Don’t forget about the clit and the g-spot conversations.
LeJon: Change that comment from: “Watch the Big Bang Theory Sometime” to “Watch the Big Bang Theory ALL THE TIME!!!! NOWWW!!! DOWNLOAD IT! HULU IT! WATCH IT WATCH IIT WATCH IT NOWNOWNOW!”
I kind like the show. It touches a nerve :) Every episode. It’s loaded with geeky reference goodness.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:06 pm
It’s not the size of the clit… unless you’re Chyna. I still need brain blech to get that out of my head. I think I need to watch the Teletubbies of something.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
This is one of my high school friends.
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=occAV87WOwo
If you’re in LA he has a show on Saturday. :) They are THE best Sabbath Tribute band on the market. But I’m biased. LOL
March 16th, 2010 at 1:09 pm
cool clear water pouring over a bed of lettuce…
Ohm manu padme Ohm…
cool clear water pouring over a bed of lettuce…
Ohm manu padme Ohm…
March 16th, 2010 at 1:16 pm
Dead Deadpan… if you have a podcast, please email me and send me a promo. Please.
Thank you.
That is all.
Nothing else to look at here.
No, really. I’m just rambling now.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:18 pm
I’m disturbed now.
And… going to work.
see ya.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:21 pm
Watcha thinkin’ bout?
Nubbin.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:21 pm
JR: I have a podcast (http://www.touchingthemonolith.com/)
Our Promo can be downloaded from Here:
http://www.touchingthemonolith.com/wp-content/uploads/TTM%20Promo_01-2010.mp3
March 16th, 2010 at 1:23 pm
For the record… Our promo kinda sucks…
March 16th, 2010 at 1:24 pm
I just found you :) and I only recvently found Love Long and prosper even though I’ve heard Jack mention it like 1000 times. I’m slow. REAL slow. :D
March 16th, 2010 at 1:27 pm
Me too, Rhett. Me. Too.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:30 pm
EssBee LOL.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Buckwheat is such a guy, Wookin Pa Nub in all da wrong places.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:34 pm
What like in the back of a VW Bug?
March 16th, 2010 at 1:36 pm
I wanna new Nub
March 16th, 2010 at 1:36 pm
No more I Nub Yous
March 16th, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Money for Nubbin.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:37 pm
That’s the Power of Nub
March 16th, 2010 at 1:37 pm
Nub be tender
March 16th, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Nub Jones
March 16th, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Crazy little thing called Nub
March 16th, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Nub Nub me Do
March 16th, 2010 at 1:38 pm
Nub nub nub
looking out my back door
March 16th, 2010 at 1:39 pm
That’s the day when Nub came to town.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:39 pm
Nubbing is Sacred
March 16th, 2010 at 1:40 pm
I Nub how you Nub me
March 16th, 2010 at 1:40 pm
If you get your nubs for nothing, then it goes without saying that you’re getting your chicks for free.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:40 pm
Nub stinks
March 16th, 2010 at 1:40 pm
I Would Do Anything For Nub
March 16th, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Nubba Nubba Nubba Nub me
I want to feel dirty…
March 16th, 2010 at 1:42 pm
The bad Nub
March 16th, 2010 at 1:43 pm
Still Nubbin’ you
March 16th, 2010 at 1:43 pm
No place for hidin’ baby.. No place to run. You pull the trigger of my.. Nub gun.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:43 pm
I can feel it Nubbin’ in the air tonight.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Nub Aint a Bad Place to Be
March 16th, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Radar Nub
March 16th, 2010 at 1:44 pm
Let’s talk about Nub, baby
March 16th, 2010 at 1:46 pm
Nubbin’ I’m comin’ Home
March 16th, 2010 at 1:46 pm
To Young to Fall in Nub
March 16th, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Nub Box Hero
March 16th, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Can’t buy me nub.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:47 pm
Nub in the Wind
March 16th, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Re: Elevator music: Shoutcast probably has three streams devoted to it.
I’ve never gotten a tattoo. I’ve worked with too many old dudes with old tattoos. Not a long-term thing. I used to have my tongue pierced, so that’s the extent of my body-modification.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:48 pm
You’re no Nub, You’re no Nub, You’re no Nub of mine!
March 16th, 2010 at 1:48 pm
Nub shack, baby.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:49 pm
Nubber ducky, you’re the one — you make bath time lots of fun . . .
March 16th, 2010 at 1:50 pm
Lejon gets 10,000 points for “Nub Stinks”.
egads.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:50 pm
I wanna nub you like an animal.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:52 pm
yeah, yeah
March 16th, 2010 at 1:52 pm
Nub for the hills. Nub for your life.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Now I want to listen to some J Giles, I think that officially makes me old.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Nub way or another, I’m gonna get ya, I’ll get ya
March 16th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Tainted nub
March 16th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
You can tell by the way I walk, I’m a Nubbin’ man, no time to talk.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:55 pm
While we’re on Maiden.
The loneliness of a long distance nubber.
March 16th, 2010 at 1:55 pm
Tainted Nub = natural 20
March 16th, 2010 at 1:56 pm
I’ll meet you on the dark side of the Nub
March 16th, 2010 at 1:56 pm
There must be 50 ways to leave your Nubbin
March 16th, 2010 at 1:58 pm
666, The Nubber of the Beast
March 16th, 2010 at 1:59 pm
In da Nub
March 16th, 2010 at 2:00 pm
Nub Dredd
March 16th, 2010 at 2:01 pm
I’m saving all my nub, for you.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:02 pm
Nub in the afternoon
March 16th, 2010 at 2:02 pm
I am just a Nubbin with my story seldom told
In the company of strangers
In the quiet of the railway station running scared.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Nub and Happiness
March 16th, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Nub Gives Nub Takes
March 16th, 2010 at 2:03 pm
Scotty doesn’t Nub.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Loose Nubs Sink Ships…
March 16th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
Or would that be
Nub Lips Sink Ships?
March 16th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
I Nub Onions
March 16th, 2010 at 2:06 pm
We all live in the Yellow Nub Marine.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
You give nub a bad name.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
Big Nub
I’ll find my way, I’m making it.
Big Nub
I’ve got to make it show, Yeah
Big Nub
So much larger than life
Big Nub
I’m gonna watch it growing
March 16th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
When I think about you I nub myself.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:09 pm
You give nub a bad name
March 16th, 2010 at 2:10 pm
Nub after Nub
March 16th, 2010 at 2:10 pm
Nub on the Rocks
March 16th, 2010 at 2:10 pm
If I could catch Nub in a bottle,
March 16th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Workin’ nub to nub – what a way to make a living.
OK speaking of work… shhhh I’m not doing this right now.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
All you need is Nub
March 16th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
Nub is a Battlefield
March 16th, 2010 at 2:11 pm
What the world needs now, is Nub sweet Nub…
March 16th, 2010 at 2:12 pm
The Nub You Save
March 16th, 2010 at 2:12 pm
Nub lifts us up where we belong
March 16th, 2010 at 2:12 pm
I see a bad nub rising….
March 16th, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Nub is a many splendored thing
March 16th, 2010 at 2:13 pm
What’s Nub got to do, got to do with it.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Might as well face it you’re addicted to nub.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:13 pm
Nub is patient
Nub is kind
March 16th, 2010 at 2:14 pm
I would do anything for nub… but I won’t do that.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:15 pm
Call me for your Nubbin’s Nubbin’s alibi
March 16th, 2010 at 2:16 pm
Relax, don’t do it, when you wanna nub.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Nubbin in the morning
Nubbin in the evening
Nubbin at supper time
March 16th, 2010 at 2:17 pm
Pour some Nubbin on me in the name of Nub
March 16th, 2010 at 2:18 pm
Sixteen Nubbins
March 16th, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Happy Nubbin to you
March 16th, 2010 at 2:19 pm
Nubbin compares to you.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:20 pm
If you’re nubbin and you know it, clap your hands
March 16th, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Nubbin days are here again
the skies are coming clear again…
March 16th, 2010 at 2:21 pm
In the dead of night, nub bites, nub bites.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:21 pm
Where the Nubs are
March 16th, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Wild Nubs
March 16th, 2010 at 2:22 pm
Lawyers in nub.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:22 pm
I know what Nubs like, I know what Nubs want
March 16th, 2010 at 2:23 pm
Hungry like the Nub
March 16th, 2010 at 2:24 pm
Come on baby, do the Nub in Lotion
March 16th, 2010 at 2:25 pm
Like a virgin, nubbin for the very first time.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:27 pm
I’m your Turbo Nubber.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:27 pm
I want your Nub
March 16th, 2010 at 2:27 pm
I can’t get enough of your nub.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:28 pm
The Nub Must Go On
March 16th, 2010 at 2:29 pm
Nubbin’ Else Matters — Nubtallica
March 16th, 2010 at 2:29 pm
We will
We will
Nub you
March 16th, 2010 at 2:30 pm
Nub of Glass
March 16th, 2010 at 2:31 pm
Sweet Dreams of Nub
March 16th, 2010 at 2:32 pm
You’ve lost that Nubbin feeling.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:33 pm
They call me doctor nub
March 16th, 2010 at 2:33 pm
Baby, I need your Nubbin
Got to have all your Nubbin.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:38 pm
Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh
Myyyyyyyyyyy Nub
My Darling
I’ve hungered for your touch!
March 16th, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Good Nub
Where have you gone?
Good Nub
You’ve been gone so long.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:39 pm
Red Red Nub
Don’t let me be alone
March 16th, 2010 at 2:40 pm
Tiny Nubbins
In the wine
Make me feel happy
Make me feel fine
March 16th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Stream the new Dropkick Murphys album here:
http://www.spinner.com/new-releases#/8
March 16th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
Okay, Nub Pan, I’m out. Have a wonderful evening, yo.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:44 pm
When a problem comes along
Use your nubbin
Before the cream sits out too long
Use your nubbin
When something’s going wrong
Use your nubbin
March 16th, 2010 at 2:45 pm
It’s the Final Nubbin!
The Final Nubbin!
March 16th, 2010 at 2:45 pm
L8Rs EssBee!
March 16th, 2010 at 2:46 pm
nub: the paradox of needing
oh nub,
make way for breeding
March 16th, 2010 at 2:50 pm
Well.
That was fun.
Demented and sad, but social…
March 16th, 2010 at 2:51 pm
I don’t remember this scene from Mass Effect:
http://www.break.com/pictures/ass-effect1777191.html
;)
March 16th, 2010 at 2:52 pm
If you’re quick, you won’t even notice the slightly NSFW portions of it.
March 16th, 2010 at 2:56 pm
Well, as my daylight savings time hours are in effect, I’ll be heading home soon.
See you later,
!
March 16th, 2010 at 3:05 pm
Deadpan is the mothernubbing way.
March 16th, 2010 at 3:18 pm
Nub in an elevator.
March 16th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
Put your left nubbin…put your left nub out….
March 16th, 2010 at 3:19 pm
If you only knew the power of the nub….
March 16th, 2010 at 3:20 pm
Spherical Nubbin
March 16th, 2010 at 3:21 pm
Nub you like a hurricane.
March 16th, 2010 at 3:22 pm
She’s an Easy Nubber.
March 16th, 2010 at 3:22 pm
Can you feel the nub tonight?
March 16th, 2010 at 3:23 pm
Can’t get enough of your Nub, Babe.
March 16th, 2010 at 3:24 pm
Radar Nub
March 16th, 2010 at 3:25 pm
Bizarre Nub Triangle
March 16th, 2010 at 3:27 pm
Alright, I got nubbin….
March 16th, 2010 at 3:57 pm
You’d think that people would have had enough of silly nub songs
March 16th, 2010 at 4:47 pm
Running with the nubil
March 16th, 2010 at 5:18 pm
Playing net with friends
March 16th, 2010 at 5:23 pm
CW: Logan’s Run (yes, again – research for my other audio drama project)
March 16th, 2010 at 5:32 pm
-net+ntn
March 16th, 2010 at 5:35 pm
Figures that the Leafs aren’t sucking now.
March 16th, 2010 at 6:01 pm
Don’t Tell Me you Nub Me
March 16th, 2010 at 7:14 pm
Where the nubs have no name.
March 16th, 2010 at 7:21 pm
Does your nubbin lose its flavor on the bedpost over night?
March 16th, 2010 at 7:22 pm
Nubble Nubble
ohh nubble nubble
oh shit I’m a nubber head
March 16th, 2010 at 7:26 pm
Benny’s nubin
March 16th, 2010 at 9:23 pm
My elbow is raw because I didn’t wear long sleeves.
Cubicle life.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:22 pm
Today is !fun.
March 16th, 2010 at 10:39 pm
Every Day Is Fun!
Nubbins of Fun!
March 16th, 2010 at 10:49 pm
Your infection of cheer is contagious. Dammit. =)
March 16th, 2010 at 11:46 pm
I am quite irresistible.
And I’m home.. squeeee!
Once again I threw up my lunch/dinner at work. Ugh! So having a midnight snack so I can sleep eventually.
Why does my tummy hate work lunch?
March 17th, 2010 at 12:24 am
Too much stress?
On a different note, would someone please adopt some of my operators? They keep calling for me to make the machine run perfectly. Which is utterly ridiculous.
March 17th, 2010 at 2:39 am
Morning Pan, I’ll resist that cheeriness oh yes.
March 17th, 2010 at 2:46 am
Morning, Pan.
Just got finished reading Tee Morris account of things on his Facebook fan group page. Fans and friends will definitely want to give it a look.
March 17th, 2010 at 2:47 am
And, here’s your friendly reminder to wear some green today, lest you embolden the pinchers to take advantage.
March 17th, 2010 at 4:06 am
am I the only person left not on facebook?
March 17th, 2010 at 4:27 am
Come on, reap, you know you want to.
March 17th, 2010 at 4:32 am
CW: LOST Recon
March 17th, 2010 at 4:36 am
EssBee,
I think I’m to polite to not add people I don’t really want to and I hate explaining “who the hell are those people” when adding people my wife doesn’t know. or being a fan of thing and having to explain what it was.
I’m really have no problem with social networks…
other than MySpace now that it is virus ridden.
March 17th, 2010 at 4:42 am
:( i missed lost last night
*grumble*
not going to get in to why.
*grumble*
I’ll just grumble under my breath.
*grumble*
March 17th, 2010 at 5:35 am
I did too, reaper. Must catch it tonite.
March 17th, 2010 at 5:36 am
Hockey! So its amazing to me that Phoenix has 91 points and is only 5 out of the top of the ENTIRE CONFERENCE. Thats well done, ‘Yotes.
Avs-Flames tonite! Its not personal, TEB. Just business.
March 17th, 2010 at 5:42 am
APRIL 2nd!! What do you mean estimated delivery is April second?
I want my computer now.
March 17th, 2010 at 5:43 am
but I’ve already started cleaning my old computer
March 17th, 2010 at 5:43 am
*sigh*
March 17th, 2010 at 5:44 am
Morning Pan!
March 17th, 2010 at 5:46 am
No reaps, I closed my F B down a while ago. So youre not the only.
March 17th, 2010 at 5:48 am
I’ve pretty much given up on the Flames this season, Lo Pan
March 17th, 2010 at 5:50 am
I think the only time I really use FB any more is to update the Deadpan page. I might type something pithy on my page then. Otherwise, I pretty much ignore it. The novelty has definitely worn off.
March 17th, 2010 at 5:51 am
Today is looking to be a quiet one. I might even watch a movie after the noon news.
March 17th, 2010 at 5:52 am
Today’s B movie is Copperhead.
If the Pan is very lucky, maybe I’ll even do a play by play :mrgreen:
March 17th, 2010 at 5:59 am
You cant give up, TEB!!!! Dont let the Wings in…
March 17th, 2010 at 6:01 am
Oh look, I forgot Mr. Green no longer existed. Maybe I’ll do this instead
March 17th, 2010 at 6:01 am
Is Copperhead like the Anaconda films? If so, Im in.
March 17th, 2010 at 6:02 am
I don’t know Lo Pan. Four point in twelve games is doable, but by the Flames…?
March 17th, 2010 at 6:03 am
YEAH!!!!!! Just dont start tonite ;)
March 17th, 2010 at 6:04 am
IMDB says: Small town in the Wild West is attacked by poisonous snakes.
Sounds like a winner to me.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1027806/
March 17th, 2010 at 6:05 am
It’s been a while since I’ve done a bad B movie play by play. I think it’s about time.
So after lunch, be prepared to be afraid.
March 17th, 2010 at 6:06 am
Sweet! Mix of Anaconda and Tremors. I’m in.
March 17th, 2010 at 6:08 am
OMFG they made an Anaconda 3 and 4????? Oh Im slipping.
March 17th, 2010 at 6:10 am
ANACONDA 3 STARS DAVID HASSELHOFF???????????
I need to change my pants. Scuse me.
March 17th, 2010 at 6:11 am
I find Facebook of little value overall.
March 17th, 2010 at 6:11 am
Conference Call Hell first thing in the morning.
Yea, me!
March 17th, 2010 at 6:13 am
Ha! Its fun when reviewers blame Anaconda 2 for having giant plot holes. Um… its an Anaconda movie. I think plot holes are a given if not a necessity.
OK! Promise now I’m done speaking bout giant snake movies.
March 17th, 2010 at 6:13 am
I did see the first two Anacondas. I don’t think I missed anything by not seeing the next two. Although, if they hit my movie channel, I’ll most likely record them. I’m a sucker for B horrors.
March 17th, 2010 at 6:14 am
Yay ditto! Er…. sorry ditto. If it makes you feel better I have an utterly retarded meeting soon to argue over allotted space on our servers. Blech.
March 17th, 2010 at 6:14 am
Did you read the plot holes in Copperhead? Looks fun.
March 17th, 2010 at 6:15 am
Wasn’t J-Lo in the first one?
March 17th, 2010 at 6:16 am
I just got notice they shipped the speakers for my new computer. Great, I’ll have an awesome sound system and nothing to plug it in to.
March 17th, 2010 at 6:16 am
YEA! And she gets nom nommed.
March 17th, 2010 at 6:16 am
Ok, I have work to do…
March 17th, 2010 at 6:19 am
Yep, I saw that one!
I threw a corned beef in the crock pot this morning and drove to the office without turning it on. Argh! Short term memory, I curse you!!
March 17th, 2010 at 6:30 am
Without actually trying, I think I’m working on getting someone in trouble for the third time. I wonder how many times I have to say I’m not getting my reports before the job’s given to someone else?
March 17th, 2010 at 6:30 am
Soon I hope.
March 17th, 2010 at 6:33 am
I’ve slipped to 8th place (out of 12) in my hockey pool. *sigh* I guess I should be happy, I’m at least doing better than the Flames.
March 17th, 2010 at 6:37 am
I think I must have been tired this morning. I just realized my shirt is on inside out. It’s a good thing I work from home.
March 17th, 2010 at 6:50 am
I thought you had work to do ;)
March 17th, 2010 at 6:52 am
I just finished watching Oldboy.
Um… I’d heard it was messed up, but I had thought that was “just” the ultra-violence. Noooo, not this one. This is more/worse/different/something else all together.
March 17th, 2010 at 6:53 am
Lo Pan, work is subjective. My work is subject to those around me doing theirs.
March 17th, 2010 at 6:54 am
Burn!
March 17th, 2010 at 6:57 am
Ah Oldboy. Never really did see that coming. No pun intended.
March 17th, 2010 at 7:13 am
I had a feeling about the first … surprise(?) which should have informed the second… surprise(?) but …
At least when I finished Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, I knew what I thought.
Tomorrow, Sympathy for Lady Vengeance. After that, I think I’ll take a break from Park and Korean films for a bit.
March 17th, 2010 at 7:22 am
Yeah those films are great once. After that I cant really bring myself to rewatch. Charlie the Beer Guy was the king of the Japanese/Korean shock films.
Took me forever to realize Oldboy was part of a trilogy.
March 17th, 2010 at 7:24 am
Ha. I didn’t realize the lead in OldBoy was the NK team leader from Shiri.
March 17th, 2010 at 7:25 am
Well, I’ve done all the work I can for today since people have decided not to do their jobs and I’m not getting the reports I need.
*sigh* This means I’m still not really caught up from the few days I took off.
On a happier note, it means I’m most likely done for the day.
March 17th, 2010 at 7:32 am
Gratz, TEB. I wish I could say the same.
Right now, I’m just dealing with work insanity. Reinventing the wheel is *so* much fun. We’ll see where it goes from here.
March 17th, 2010 at 7:33 am
Current “favorite” Droid app: Sports Tap.
Looks like the Devils play Pittsburgh again tonight. Should be fun.
March 17th, 2010 at 7:36 am
Hooray for end of day!
I’m going to go snore now.
March 17th, 2010 at 7:37 am
Just remember ditto, when you re-invent it, the wheel’s a round circle
March 17th, 2010 at 7:37 am
I’m looking for software that our plant services department needs (I think for a welder of some kind) and on the first page of the Google search I see this:
http://www.emusic.com/album/Microbunny-vs-The-Straggler-Microbunny-vs-The-Straggler-Magnatech-EP-MP3-Download/11599337.html
interesting… Maybe the company should have picked a different name.
March 17th, 2010 at 7:41 am
Hooray for little rabbits!
March 17th, 2010 at 7:47 am
TEB: No, the wheel is over-engineered. Plus, making circles is too hard. We can approximate a circle using straight segments and then rubberizing the outside. The customer experience should be nearly the same. Plus, we’ll make them acknowledge a EULA that says any discomfort is their own damn problem.
March 17th, 2010 at 7:48 am
Now your thinking ditto!
March 17th, 2010 at 7:56 am
Hooray for taking wheels outside of the box
March 17th, 2010 at 7:56 am
Im always “thinking ditto”.
March 17th, 2010 at 8:01 am
I didn’t know you spelled stalker with and l,o,p or n.
damn dyslexia!
March 17th, 2010 at 8:10 am
I feel like I’m being watched for some reason.
March 17th, 2010 at 8:48 am
reaper:
http://teemorris.com/2010/03/17/my-story-so-far/
I only just started reading. He’d only mentioned one detractor when I spoke to him in the early aftermath, but that person isn’t even a name in podcasting. It’s kind of sad that others have gotten on him.
Anyway.
Now to get caught up.
Morning,
March 17th, 2010 at 8:53 am
I always feel like, somebody’s watching you.
March 17th, 2010 at 8:57 am
Jack: there is always some jackass that is ready to jump on someone’s misfortune
March 17th, 2010 at 8:58 am
Thats a good read, Jack. Tee puts alot of personal shit out there. And well.
March 17th, 2010 at 9:07 am
All caught up.
Oldboy was fantastic, although I think Sympathy for Lady Vengeance is the best of the 3.
March 17th, 2010 at 9:19 am
Mu nah muh nah.
March 17th, 2010 at 9:27 am
Just finishing lunch. May forego the news. It’s always boring anyway.
March 17th, 2010 at 9:29 am
Oop, off to the store. Hubby needs something. Then, movie time.
March 17th, 2010 at 9:34 am
So we’ve covered both nubs and anacondas?
March 17th, 2010 at 9:36 am
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking anaconda movies on my motherfucking screen!
March 17th, 2010 at 9:37 am
CD: at the cinema, waiting for Shutter Island to start.
March 17th, 2010 at 9:38 am
Sorry Jack. Er… Samuel. Er.. .Jack
March 17th, 2010 at 9:51 am
Those kids are after me frosted Lucky Charms!
March 17th, 2010 at 9:51 am
I have had it with this motherfucking Leonardo DiCaprio on my motherfucking screen!
(Lejon has a funny nickname for Leo – - I hope he’ll show up today and share with us.)
March 17th, 2010 at 9:52 am
MaJackly delicious
March 17th, 2010 at 9:56 am
I’m Back!
I have food in my belly, my netbook in front of me and my kitty on my lap. I’m ready for the movie.
I will have to pause half way through to make sure work has nothing for me.
March 17th, 2010 at 9:59 am
CP: Go With The Flow — Queens of the Stone Age
I enjoy playing this on drums in Rock Band.
March 17th, 2010 at 9:59 am
The movie is Copperhead. It is a 2008 Sy Fy original so we know it will be good. The DVR writeup says, “A mass of copperhead snakes besiege an old mining town in the West.”
It gave it zero stars. I don’t know if that means the movie is that bad, which is possible, or it just didn’t rate it, also possible. It can’t be any worse than The Chair which, I think, was the last movie I did.
March 17th, 2010 at 10:00 am
Right. Much Irish heritage. No lucky charms. No green beer. Not wearing green.
Bunny, a snake movie is a great selection to honor St. Patrick.
March 17th, 2010 at 10:01 am
This will be heavy in spoilers so if you have a problem with that, too bad.
Also, since I’m typing as watching good spelling and grammar is optional.
Now pressing play.
March 17th, 2010 at 10:02 am
Watching the end credits of the previous show…
March 17th, 2010 at 10:02 am
God help us all
March 17th, 2010 at 10:02 am
Ohh, I forgot this was in HD
March 17th, 2010 at 10:02 am
OMG! She pressed the red button!!!!
March 17th, 2010 at 10:03 am
Rated 14A
March 17th, 2010 at 10:04 am
A man in a cowboy hat riding a horse on an open plain. He comes upon a wagon train of dead people.
March 17th, 2010 at 10:04 am
Back to the grind for me.
March 17th, 2010 at 10:05 am
Oh, one of them is not dead. Too bad he doesn’t speak english
March 17th, 2010 at 10:06 am
WE see a snake already. Tough guy shoots it. That’s it, movie’s over
March 17th, 2010 at 10:07 am
Now enter the sleepy western town. Everybody stops to watch the stranger enter
March 17th, 2010 at 10:08 am
What’s your poison? Really?
March 17th, 2010 at 10:09 am
The marshall is corrupt. Gee what a shock
March 17th, 2010 at 10:12 am
Jessie shoots, now tells the stranger to take the dead man’s place at the poker table.
This movie has covered most of the Western cleches in the first few minutes
March 17th, 2010 at 10:13 am
A grand.
March 17th, 2010 at 10:13 am
Enter the blond bimbo.
“The only thing that will kill you faster than a bullet, is a woman”
March 17th, 2010 at 10:14 am
They just called the stranger a gringo.
March 17th, 2010 at 10:15 am
He’s playing poker and not looking at the cards. Will he win?
March 17th, 2010 at 10:16 am
Who knows, bad guy called his bluff. Almost caused a gun fight. Almost
March 17th, 2010 at 10:17 am
“I’m going to paint these walls with your blood, your brains, and your balls.”
March 17th, 2010 at 10:18 am
our hero is Wild Bill Longly, straight from the story books.
March 17th, 2010 at 10:19 am
“be careful with her son, she’s loaded”
The pull quotes alone make this movie a winner.
March 17th, 2010 at 10:20 am
Cut to… snakes! Bunches of snakes slithering across the desert towards our sleeply little town.
March 17th, 2010 at 10:22 am
“Ace high. You’re a peach if you can beat it.”
“Oh, I’m a peach all right”
Table goes flying.
March 17th, 2010 at 10:23 am
This is fuckin killer so far.
March 17th, 2010 at 10:23 am
“Henery, go fetch my horse.”
March 17th, 2010 at 10:24 am
I think Henry’s dead. Damn snakes.
March 17th, 2010 at 10:25 am
“There ain’t nothing more educational then a gun fight. Keep those whipper snappers right here. They’ve got need to see.”
March 17th, 2010 at 10:26 am
“If this don’t go well for me, don’t let him take Wynona”
(that’s the name of his gun)
March 17th, 2010 at 10:27 am
Gunfight at the sleepy little town.
March 17th, 2010 at 10:29 am
One has to wonder what the scriptwriter was paid.
March 17th, 2010 at 10:29 am
Ruples.
March 17th, 2010 at 10:29 am
“It’s high time we had some law around here. And that leave no room for bottom feeding curs like you.”
“Hey, I’m dying over here!”
March 17th, 2010 at 10:31 am
“Where the hell’s that boy with the damn horses?”
March 17th, 2010 at 10:31 am
“Hey, I’m dying over here!”
So am I. This is hi-larious. ;)
March 17th, 2010 at 10:31 am
THe movie has so many cheesy lines, I can’t keep up.
March 17th, 2010 at 10:32 am
I’m tired of these motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plains.
March 17th, 2010 at 10:33 am
ditto wins.
March 17th, 2010 at 10:33 am
“I think I’ll stay right here, if that’s ok with you?”
“You make the right choice, kitten.”
Two guys talking. WTF?
March 17th, 2010 at 10:34 am
make = made
March 17th, 2010 at 10:35 am
“That’s right, I damn near forgot… The snakes!”
March 17th, 2010 at 10:35 am
CP: Trampoline — Wild Strawberries
March 17th, 2010 at 10:35 am
“It don’t necessarily mean an army of snakes is headed this way”
March 17th, 2010 at 10:36 am
Yea! I win a drink from the fire hose!
Huh? What?!
*blast*
*insert Wilhelm scream here*
March 17th, 2010 at 10:37 am
The barn is empty, everything is dead – including Henry. “sure enough, copperhead venom”
March 17th, 2010 at 10:38 am
The marshall is a putz
March 17th, 2010 at 10:38 am
IMDB is right, the dead horse sat up as people were leaving the barn
March 17th, 2010 at 10:39 am
When shooting at snakes, don’t miss and hit the saloon patrons
March 17th, 2010 at 10:40 am
“Henry’s dead!”
“‘fraid so, ma’am.”
March 17th, 2010 at 10:41 am
Little known fact: When snakes come slithering over a hill, it sounds just like a horse stampede
March 17th, 2010 at 10:42 am
Are you sure the patrons aren’t snakes? ;)
March 17th, 2010 at 10:42 am
I don’t get the retractor thing (back to Tee). What the hell?
March 17th, 2010 at 10:42 am
“It’s hotter than nickle night at the whore house”
March 17th, 2010 at 10:44 am
Time to put the horse out of its misery
March 17th, 2010 at 10:45 am
I’ve got an idea! Let’s lock all the women and children in the bank vault. That’ll keep them safe.
March 17th, 2010 at 10:46 am
A flame thrower and a gatling gun. That’ll help against those blasted snakes.
March 17th, 2010 at 10:48 am
“What is no one is alive to let us out?”
“you’ve got a good point”
walk out, close the vault door.
March 17th, 2010 at 10:48 am
Time for a montage. Cheesy western music and all.
March 17th, 2010 at 10:49 am
“It’s hotter than nickle night at the whore house”
New band name?
March 17th, 2010 at 10:49 am
“Those snakes will never know what hit ‘em”
March 17th, 2010 at 10:50 am
“A lucky gun is like a beautiful woman. You don’t question it, you just enjoy it while you got it”
March 17th, 2010 at 10:51 am
“Snakes. God I hate snakes.”
And the lines keep coming
March 17th, 2010 at 10:52 am
Here come the snakes!
“The bastards can swim. I’ll be damned!”
March 17th, 2010 at 10:54 am
During the excitement of shooting snakes: “It’s like licking butter off a knife, ain’t it Bill!”
March 17th, 2010 at 10:55 am
Just for the record, the CG effects for these snakes are about as bad as you can get.
March 17th, 2010 at 10:55 am
Isn’t Nickelback already a band name?
March 17th, 2010 at 10:56 am
“Make no mistake about it, some of of are going to make it, some of us ain’t. We’ve got one long night to figure it out”
March 17th, 2010 at 10:58 am
Murphy’s room is covered in blood so the whores didn’t board up that room. Another dead peep from snake bite now.
March 17th, 2010 at 11:00 am
“I never wanted blood on my hands but some men, some men were just meant to die”
“There’s an old saying, you can’t squeeze blood from a turnip. Men like him and me, we have plenty of blood to spill.”
WTF?
March 17th, 2010 at 11:01 am
I want these motherfucking snakes off my motherfucking High Plains Drifter!
ditto still wins.
March 17th, 2010 at 11:02 am
“We’ve got snakes above us. We’ve got snakes below us. We’ve got snakes all around us. We’re running out of realestate really fast.”
March 17th, 2010 at 11:03 am
All the snakes are surrounding the saloon. Solution, blow the saloon.
…wait, everybody’s in the saloon…?
March 17th, 2010 at 11:04 am
“Come on guys, my arms are getting real tired here”
What is this, now a porn movie?
March 17th, 2010 at 11:05 am
On that note, time for a break. Must check work e-mail and make sure they don’t want me. Back in 5
March 17th, 2010 at 11:14 am
After taking a much needed deep breath, time to plunge back into the snake pit
March 17th, 2010 at 11:15 am
Snakes to right of them,
Snakes to left of them,
Snakes in front of them
Slither’d and thunder’d;
Storm’d at with shot and shell,
Boldly they rode and well,
Into the jaws of Death,
Into the mouth of Hell
Rode the six hundred.
March 17th, 2010 at 11:15 am
They’re sending men to their possible doom in search of explosives.
March 17th, 2010 at 11:16 am
“Where is everybody?”
“Dead. Remember?”
The smartest people in town, getting the explosives
March 17th, 2010 at 11:17 am
“Around here, it ain’t about being the killin’ type. It’s about being the survivin’ type.”
March 17th, 2010 at 11:19 am
Cut to the whores. One of them has been bit.
“Henry’s waiting for you. You go to him”
For someone who had a five second part, he’s sure mentioned a lot.
March 17th, 2010 at 11:19 am
Nothing better than a rumba of rattlesnakes to spice up your spaghetti western
March 17th, 2010 at 11:21 am
CP: Still Alive — Jonathan Coulton
It seemed appropriate. :)
March 17th, 2010 at 11:21 am
“You won’t kill me. Not until I make sure my god daugher is safe”
Where did this twist come from
March 17th, 2010 at 11:23 am
“all right, all right, I get it. Dynamite dangerious. It ain’t like I’m going to drop it.”
Snake shows up. Drops dynamite.
Stomps on snake. Key twanging music.
March 17th, 2010 at 11:24 am
Filling the saloon with dynamite.
March 17th, 2010 at 11:25 am
“Take her kid, she’ll bring you luck”
Guys and thier guns.
March 17th, 2010 at 11:26 am
Saloon goes kaboom. A bottle of whisky survives
March 17th, 2010 at 11:28 am
Now the twist. Every one of them are babies. Where are the parents
March 17th, 2010 at 11:28 am
Holy crap, look at the size of that mother!
March 17th, 2010 at 11:30 am
I love the marshall. He pulls the woman out of his way so he can get to safety first.
Now he want so “tie the dynamite to the whore, leave her in the street. When the snake comes to eat her… BOOM!
March 17th, 2010 at 11:30 am
Snakeskin shoes for everyone!
March 17th, 2010 at 11:30 am
Needless to say, the idea didn’t go over very well.
March 17th, 2010 at 11:31 am
{nugent} She’s a snake charmer {/nugent}
March 17th, 2010 at 11:32 am
Now they’re going to lasso the snake with a giant chain and use the gatling gung to shoot a fireplace poker at it.
Einsteins they ain’t
March 17th, 2010 at 11:34 am
Oh No! It’s a 40 foot copperhead
March 17th, 2010 at 11:35 am
The chain was wrapped around his foot. Of course.
March 17th, 2010 at 11:36 am
They killed the giant snake. Yeah! The bottle of whisky survived the battle as well. All’s right with the world.
March 17th, 2010 at 11:37 am
Here comes the calvary. Just in time?
They will get the women and children out of the vault.
March 17th, 2010 at 11:38 am
“Will’s got himself one more snake to kill.”
March 17th, 2010 at 11:39 am
Awww, he gave the kid Wynona. Isn’t that sweet
March 17th, 2010 at 11:40 am
Riding off into the sunset. Posse on his trail. But didn’t forget to leave a momento for Murphy’s daughter.
Roll credits.
March 17th, 2010 at 11:42 am
Wait, where’s the “but one snake survived” ending. This movie was stupid, it didn’t have a possibly not over ending. Just the cowboy in the sunset.
March 17th, 2010 at 11:43 am
Well it’s over, Deadpan. I checked my DVR, I have two other cheesy horror movies recorded. Won’t be able to watch them this week. Let’s see what the future brings.
March 17th, 2010 at 11:47 am
Bunny, standing ovation.
March 17th, 2010 at 11:48 am
http://www.fark.com/cgi/comments.pl?IDLink=5105013
The Unobtanic one made me chuckle.
March 17th, 2010 at 11:48 am
Brava!
March 17th, 2010 at 11:49 am
^And Bunny, that was pure entertainment. :)
March 17th, 2010 at 11:55 am
Watching terrible movies is always better with a crowd.
March 17th, 2010 at 12:00 pm
I still want to know what that turnip quote was about. It had nothing to do with the situation.
Maybe he’s saying he’s not a turnip? No, he’s a turkey!
March 17th, 2010 at 12:03 pm
Size matters with turnips.
March 17th, 2010 at 12:04 pm
CP: Conversations — Beth Quist
March 17th, 2010 at 12:05 pm
The bigger they are, the more they bleed?
March 17th, 2010 at 12:06 pm
CP: Magic Man – Heart.
I think I need a break now.
March 17th, 2010 at 12:08 pm
Well, you can’t get blood from a turnip, but trying to get turnips from Blood is hard too. My old man was a crochity bastard, and he luvs him some turnips, wons he gots hold of one it was game ova.
March 17th, 2010 at 12:13 pm
I got up to use the washroom and the damn cat stole my spot. *sigh*
March 17th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
CR: Pandora’s Star by Peter F. Hamilton
March 17th, 2010 at 12:18 pm
And you are surprised by that behavior?
March 17th, 2010 at 12:19 pm
Freaking out.
March 17th, 2010 at 12:32 pm
Freaking in.
March 17th, 2010 at 12:34 pm
Freaking up.
March 17th, 2010 at 12:37 pm
got nuthing…
March 17th, 2010 at 12:45 pm
lost eye exam hehe
http://comixed.com/2010/03/17/4-koma-comic-strip-eye-exam/
March 17th, 2010 at 12:48 pm
^FUNNY
March 17th, 2010 at 12:54 pm
at the end of the day mindless humor FTW
March 17th, 2010 at 1:26 pm
Poor Sawyer.
March 17th, 2010 at 1:32 pm
Today’s Lost Sawyer gets right on to the friction of the day.
March 17th, 2010 at 1:38 pm
AND I’m at the head of the line!
RE: My funny nickname for Leo:
Linguini di Crappio
March 17th, 2010 at 1:41 pm
Wellll I’m sticking Shutter Island on to the OK shelf.
ZP sticks the boot into Heavy Rain:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1528-Heavy-Rain
March 17th, 2010 at 1:53 pm
Okay, the eye exam thing was funny.
March 17th, 2010 at 1:53 pm
I found the Shutter Island book to be dicrappio, so I was reluctant to see the film.
March 17th, 2010 at 1:54 pm
Does the eye exam thing contain spoilers from last night?
March 17th, 2010 at 1:56 pm
Jack, no spoilers from last night. Just funny.
March 17th, 2010 at 1:59 pm
CP: Knuckle Down — Ani DiFranco
This is my theme song, of late.
That’s just my cowgirl alter-ego
Riding on her bar room bull
Dripping with the sweat of irony
As the cowboys whoop and drool
Shooting glances at the mirror
To see if her scar is showing
She is truly going nowhere tonight
Lecherous old lady wanna-be
Much too young and shy
Flailing her whole life
Just thinking she can teach herself to fly
Vehement romantic
Frantic for forever right now
But forever’s going nowhere tonight
Sick of goading her self-loathing
She thinks, I think I’d better leave
‘Course whiskey makes me smarter
And I’m happy as can be
But please excuse me darlin
It’s not you
It’s me
And there’s a dusty old dust storm on mars, they say
So tonight you can’t see it too clear
Still I stood in line to look through their telescope
Looked like a distant ship light
As seen from a foggy pier
And I know that I was warned
Still it was not what I hoped
Yes I know that I was warned
Still it was not what I hoped
I think I’m done gunnin to get closer
To some imagined bliss
I gotta knuckle down
And just be ok with this
I’m gonna knuckle down
Just be ok with this
‘Course that star struck girl is already someone I miss
I swear some stuff you just see better from further away
And I think I communicate best now, the less I say
And I can’t dance if the band can’t play
And the vibe is going nowhere tonight
‘Cuz somewhere between Hollywood and its pretty happiness
And an anguish so infinite it’s anybody’s guess
Is a place where people are all teachers
And this just one long class
And that ass will get you nowhere tonight
There’s a dusty old dust storm on mars they say
So tonight you can’t see it too clear
Still I stood in line to look through their telescope
Looked like a distant ship light
As seen from a foggy pier
And I know that I was warned
Still it was not what I hoped
Yeah I know that I was warned
Still it was not what I hoped
I think I’m done gunnin to get closer
To some imagined bliss
I gotta knuckle down
Just be ok with this
Gotta knuckle down
Just be ok with this
‘Course that star struck girl
Is already someone I miss
March 17th, 2010 at 2:00 pm
So I finished Nocturnal today. It was an overall fun listen. Kind of like X-Men meets Unbreakable.
Probably my biggest complaint is something I’ve been encountering more and more in books, audio or print. It should be a basic rule: Do NOT use the “but this isn’t the movies” phrase or any vaguely similar derivation thereof. I read a book that used that at least five times in two consecutive chapters. Nocturnal may have used it a dozen times. It does NOT raise the tension. If anything, it pulls your reader or listener out of the story, since it IS a story, not real events. Furthermore, it seems to become a crutch, as evidenced by the repeated use within a short span.
That is all.
March 17th, 2010 at 2:01 pm
We like Ani. I even learned how to properly pronounce her name.
March 17th, 2010 at 2:05 pm
She can play a guitar, her.
March 17th, 2010 at 3:34 pm
Annnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnd we’re back.
March 17th, 2010 at 3:59 pm
I’d buy that for a dollar!
March 17th, 2010 at 4:10 pm
Good Luck, you’ll need it.
March 17th, 2010 at 4:15 pm
Just listened to Savage Love, Ep. 178. He covered the lesbian prom issue extensively, and suggests that people email or call the Superintendent and Principal responsible for this entire clusterfuck. He gives out their #s and email addresses on his blog: http://podcasts.thestranger.com/savagelove/
I’m sure that they will be inundated with calls both pro- and con- prom cancellation.
The thing I kept thinking as I listened was this: every school has queer students. The message this district/school is sending to students is so, so troubling.
/political EssBee
Enjoy a little Irish for me, y’all! Be safe.
March 17th, 2010 at 4:16 pm
CW: American Idol
March 17th, 2010 at 4:27 pm
I would pay real cash to watch Simon beat on Ryan.
March 17th, 2010 at 4:33 pm
Big money, big prizes! I love it!
March 17th, 2010 at 4:47 pm
I’m glad that link wasn’t a Lost spoiler, now that I’ve seen it.
March 17th, 2010 at 4:59 pm
Ah smash TV, happy days..
March 17th, 2010 at 5:15 pm
Devils are crushing the Penguins: 4-1 in the second.
March 17th, 2010 at 5:27 pm
I think this group will appreciate this t-shirt :)
http://www.topatoco.com/merchant.mvc?Screen=PROD&Store_Code=TO&Product_Code=QC-WHITETEXT&Category_Code=QC
March 17th, 2010 at 5:29 pm
Vanamonde: Yep, great fun! I would play with two joysticks when it came out for the Genesis, to simulate the arcade feel. Lots of fun, but still not quite the same as the arcade unit, naturally. Never made it to the Pleasure Dome, though . . .
March 17th, 2010 at 5:30 pm
ditto: Nice. Hopefully they don’t offer an alpha value for those.
March 17th, 2010 at 5:34 pm
You know, the score to the first Transformers is actually pretty impressive.
March 17th, 2010 at 5:38 pm
But I think the Iron Man score is better.
March 17th, 2010 at 5:39 pm
Currently getting caught up on Freak Angels.
March 17th, 2010 at 5:43 pm
I was just getting caught up on Freak Angels too!
March 17th, 2010 at 5:44 pm
Great minds think alike. :)
March 17th, 2010 at 5:46 pm
So, is it easier to get a turnip from a Crip?
March 17th, 2010 at 5:46 pm
And here I thought this would be a light week with the MMMeetup and all.
Silly me….
March 17th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
Ed, Ed, Ed. We recharged the batteries. Didn’t you realize? ;)
March 17th, 2010 at 5:51 pm
Of course it helps when Bunny provides running commentary on bad movies.
March 17th, 2010 at 6:12 pm
CW: The Good Wife
March 17th, 2010 at 8:05 pm
ditto: Have you memorized Charge of the Light Brigade?
March 17th, 2010 at 8:09 pm
NS: Nope, though I probably should. It’s fun.
March 17th, 2010 at 8:09 pm
Night pan. I’ll see you all tomorrow.
March 17th, 2010 at 8:19 pm
I added Freak Angels to my reader before they started and then forgot all about it until many months had gone by. I really should try to read, instead of feeling guilty every Friday.
March 17th, 2010 at 8:20 pm
Night ditto. Dream on.
March 17th, 2010 at 8:22 pm
I prefer movie soundtracks to be unnoticed, but I’ve loved the Dark Knight soundtrack ever since I first saw the movie. That crunch crunch sound makes me jump and I love it.
March 17th, 2010 at 8:24 pm
I love the soundtrack from The Other Sister.
March 17th, 2010 at 8:25 pm
While I think the situation in MS is stupid and wrong, I think that giving out personal email addresses to the bold little anonymous troll-masters of the Internet is stupid and wrong. From the little of Savage that I’ve listened to, he seemed smarter and WAY more conscientious than that. There has to be a better solution than to vomit a flood of idiot rage at them.
March 17th, 2010 at 8:31 pm
The Other Sister? imdb….
Ah. Juliette Lewis is in it. I try to avoid her. I think someone or something did very bad things to her and she is not right and it makes me very nervous to be around her… and that is just from the TV. I’d probably run away if I met her in person.
March 17th, 2010 at 8:55 pm
Random Nipple
March 17th, 2010 at 9:27 pm
not so random nipple.
March 17th, 2010 at 9:32 pm
I am the mad nipple, what nubs at midnight!!
ok, so it’s not quite midnight…. yet.
March 17th, 2010 at 9:57 pm
There are no calls and nothing to do here.
March 18th, 2010 at 5:28 pm
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