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Every Day Is Fun!
Nubbins of Fun!
Your infection of cheer is contagious. Dammit. =)
I am quite irresistible.
And I’m home.. squeeee!
Once again I threw up my lunch/dinner at work. Ugh! So having a midnight snack so I can sleep eventually.
Why does my tummy hate work lunch?
Too much stress?
On a different note, would someone please adopt some of my operators? They keep calling for me to make the machine run perfectly. Which is utterly ridiculous.
Morning Pan, I’ll resist that cheeriness oh yes.
Morning, Pan.
Just got finished reading Tee Morris account of things on his Facebook fan group page. Fans and friends will definitely want to give it a look.
And, here’s your friendly reminder to wear some green today, lest you embolden the pinchers to take advantage.
am I the only person left not on facebook?
Come on, reap, you know you want to.
CW: LOST Recon
EssBee,
I think I’m to polite to not add people I don’t really want to and I hate explaining “who the hell are those people” when adding people my wife doesn’t know. or being a fan of thing and having to explain what it was.
I’m really have no problem with social networks…
other than MySpace now that it is virus ridden.
:( i missed lost last night
*grumble*
not going to get in to why.
*grumble*
I’ll just grumble under my breath.
*grumble*
I did too, reaper. Must catch it tonite.
Hockey! So its amazing to me that Phoenix has 91 points and is only 5 out of the top of the ENTIRE CONFERENCE. Thats well done, ‘Yotes.
Avs-Flames tonite! Its not personal, TEB. Just business.
APRIL 2nd!! What do you mean estimated delivery is April second?
I want my computer now.
but I’ve already started cleaning my old computer
*sigh*
Morning Pan!
No reaps, I closed my F B down a while ago. So youre not the only.
I’ve pretty much given up on the Flames this season, Lo Pan
I think the only time I really use FB any more is to update the Deadpan page. I might type something pithy on my page then. Otherwise, I pretty much ignore it. The novelty has definitely worn off.
Today is looking to be a quiet one. I might even watch a movie after the noon news.
Today’s B movie is Copperhead.
If the Pan is very lucky, maybe I’ll even do a play by play :mrgreen:
You cant give up, TEB!!!! Dont let the Wings in…
Oh look, I forgot Mr. Green no longer existed. Maybe I’ll do this instead
Is Copperhead like the Anaconda films? If so, Im in.
I don’t know Lo Pan. Four point in twelve games is doable, but by the Flames…?
YEAH!!!!!! Just dont start tonite ;)
IMDB says: Small town in the Wild West is attacked by poisonous snakes.
Sounds like a winner to me.
http://www.imdb.com/title/tt1027806/
It’s been a while since I’ve done a bad B movie play by play. I think it’s about time.
So after lunch, be prepared to be afraid.
Sweet! Mix of Anaconda and Tremors. I’m in.
OMFG they made an Anaconda 3 and 4????? Oh Im slipping.
ANACONDA 3 STARS DAVID HASSELHOFF???????????
I need to change my pants. Scuse me.
I find Facebook of little value overall.
Conference Call Hell first thing in the morning.
Yea, me!
Ha! Its fun when reviewers blame Anaconda 2 for having giant plot holes. Um… its an Anaconda movie. I think plot holes are a given if not a necessity.
OK! Promise now I’m done speaking bout giant snake movies.
I did see the first two Anacondas. I don’t think I missed anything by not seeing the next two. Although, if they hit my movie channel, I’ll most likely record them. I’m a sucker for B horrors.
Yay ditto! Er…. sorry ditto. If it makes you feel better I have an utterly retarded meeting soon to argue over allotted space on our servers. Blech.
Did you read the plot holes in Copperhead? Looks fun.
Wasn’t J-Lo in the first one?
I just got notice they shipped the speakers for my new computer. Great, I’ll have an awesome sound system and nothing to plug it in to.
YEA! And she gets nom nommed.
Ok, I have work to do…
Yep, I saw that one!
I threw a corned beef in the crock pot this morning and drove to the office without turning it on. Argh! Short term memory, I curse you!!
Without actually trying, I think I’m working on getting someone in trouble for the third time. I wonder how many times I have to say I’m not getting my reports before the job’s given to someone else?
Soon I hope.
I’ve slipped to 8th place (out of 12) in my hockey pool. *sigh* I guess I should be happy, I’m at least doing better than the Flames.
I think I must have been tired this morning. I just realized my shirt is on inside out. It’s a good thing I work from home.
I thought you had work to do ;)
I just finished watching Oldboy.
Um… I’d heard it was messed up, but I had thought that was “just” the ultra-violence. Noooo, not this one. This is more/worse/different/something else all together.
Lo Pan, work is subjective. My work is subject to those around me doing theirs.
Burn!
Ah Oldboy. Never really did see that coming. No pun intended.
I had a feeling about the first … surprise(?) which should have informed the second… surprise(?) but …
At least when I finished Sympathy for Mr. Vengeance, I knew what I thought.
Tomorrow, Sympathy for Lady Vengeance. After that, I think I’ll take a break from Park and Korean films for a bit.
Yeah those films are great once. After that I cant really bring myself to rewatch. Charlie the Beer Guy was the king of the Japanese/Korean shock films.
Took me forever to realize Oldboy was part of a trilogy.
Ha. I didn’t realize the lead in OldBoy was the NK team leader from Shiri.
Well, I’ve done all the work I can for today since people have decided not to do their jobs and I’m not getting the reports I need.
*sigh* This means I’m still not really caught up from the few days I took off.
On a happier note, it means I’m most likely done for the day.
Gratz, TEB. I wish I could say the same.
Right now, I’m just dealing with work insanity. Reinventing the wheel is *so* much fun. We’ll see where it goes from here.
Current “favorite” Droid app: Sports Tap.
Looks like the Devils play Pittsburgh again tonight. Should be fun.
Hooray for end of day!
I’m going to go snore now.
Just remember ditto, when you re-invent it, the wheel’s a round circle
I’m looking for software that our plant services department needs (I think for a welder of some kind) and on the first page of the Google search I see this:
http://www.emusic.com/album/Microbunny-vs-The-Straggler-Microbunny-vs-The-Straggler-Magnatech-EP-MP3-Download/11599337.html
interesting… Maybe the company should have picked a different name.
Hooray for little rabbits!
TEB: No, the wheel is over-engineered. Plus, making circles is too hard. We can approximate a circle using straight segments and then rubberizing the outside. The customer experience should be nearly the same. Plus, we’ll make them acknowledge a EULA that says any discomfort is their own damn problem.
Now your thinking ditto!
Hooray for taking wheels outside of the box
Im always “thinking ditto”.
I didn’t know you spelled stalker with and l,o,p or n.
damn dyslexia!
I feel like I’m being watched for some reason.
reaper:
http://teemorris.com/2010/03/17/my-story-so-far/
I only just started reading. He’d only mentioned one detractor when I spoke to him in the early aftermath, but that person isn’t even a name in podcasting. It’s kind of sad that others have gotten on him.
Anyway.
Now to get caught up.
Morning,
I always feel like, somebody’s watching you.
Jack: there is always some jackass that is ready to jump on someone’s misfortune
Thats a good read, Jack. Tee puts alot of personal shit out there. And well.
All caught up.
Oldboy was fantastic, although I think Sympathy for Lady Vengeance is the best of the 3.
Mu nah muh nah.
Just finishing lunch. May forego the news. It’s always boring anyway.
Oop, off to the store. Hubby needs something. Then, movie time.
So we’ve covered both nubs and anacondas?
Enough is enough! I have had it with these motherfucking anaconda movies on my motherfucking screen!
CD: at the cinema, waiting for Shutter Island to start.
Sorry Jack. Er… Samuel. Er.. .Jack
Those kids are after me frosted Lucky Charms!
I have had it with this motherfucking Leonardo DiCaprio on my motherfucking screen!
(Lejon has a funny nickname for Leo – - I hope he’ll show up today and share with us.)
MaJackly delicious
I’m Back!
I have food in my belly, my netbook in front of me and my kitty on my lap. I’m ready for the movie.
I will have to pause half way through to make sure work has nothing for me.
CP: Go With The Flow — Queens of the Stone Age
I enjoy playing this on drums in Rock Band.
The movie is Copperhead. It is a 2008 Sy Fy original so we know it will be good. The DVR writeup says, “A mass of copperhead snakes besiege an old mining town in the West.”
It gave it zero stars. I don’t know if that means the movie is that bad, which is possible, or it just didn’t rate it, also possible. It can’t be any worse than The Chair which, I think, was the last movie I did.
Right. Much Irish heritage. No lucky charms. No green beer. Not wearing green.
Bunny, a snake movie is a great selection to honor St. Patrick.
This will be heavy in spoilers so if you have a problem with that, too bad.
Also, since I’m typing as watching good spelling and grammar is optional.
Now pressing play.
Watching the end credits of the previous show…
God help us all
Ohh, I forgot this was in HD
OMG! She pressed the red button!!!!
Rated 14A
A man in a cowboy hat riding a horse on an open plain. He comes upon a wagon train of dead people.
Back to the grind for me.
Oh, one of them is not dead. Too bad he doesn’t speak english
WE see a snake already. Tough guy shoots it. That’s it, movie’s over
Now enter the sleepy western town. Everybody stops to watch the stranger enter
What’s your poison? Really?
The marshall is corrupt. Gee what a shock
Jessie shoots, now tells the stranger to take the dead man’s place at the poker table.
This movie has covered most of the Western cleches in the first few minutes
A grand.
Enter the blond bimbo.
“The only thing that will kill you faster than a bullet, is a woman”
They just called the stranger a gringo.
He’s playing poker and not looking at the cards. Will he win?
Who knows, bad guy called his bluff. Almost caused a gun fight. Almost
“I’m going to paint these walls with your blood, your brains, and your balls.”
our hero is Wild Bill Longly, straight from the story books.
“be careful with her son, she’s loaded”
The pull quotes alone make this movie a winner.
Cut to… snakes! Bunches of snakes slithering across the desert towards our sleeply little town.
“Ace high. You’re a peach if you can beat it.”
“Oh, I’m a peach all right”
Table goes flying.
This is fuckin killer so far.
“Henery, go fetch my horse.”
I think Henry’s dead. Damn snakes.
“There ain’t nothing more educational then a gun fight. Keep those whipper snappers right here. They’ve got need to see.”
“If this don’t go well for me, don’t let him take Wynona”
(that’s the name of his gun)
Gunfight at the sleepy little town.
One has to wonder what the scriptwriter was paid.
Ruples.
“It’s high time we had some law around here. And that leave no room for bottom feeding curs like you.”
“Hey, I’m dying over here!”
“Where the hell’s that boy with the damn horses?”
“Hey, I’m dying over here!”
So am I. This is hi-larious. ;)
THe movie has so many cheesy lines, I can’t keep up.
I’m tired of these motherfucking snakes on the motherfucking plains.
ditto wins.
“I think I’ll stay right here, if that’s ok with you?”
“You make the right choice, kitten.”
Two guys talking. WTF?
make = made
“That’s right, I damn near forgot… The snakes!”
CP: Trampoline — Wild Strawberries
“It don’t necessarily mean an army of snakes is headed this way”
Yea! I win a drink from the fire hose!
Huh? What?!
*blast*
*insert Wilhelm scream here*
The barn is empty, everything is dead – including Henry. “sure enough, copperhead venom”
The marshall is a putz
IMDB is right, the dead horse sat up as people were leaving the barn
When shooting at snakes, don’t miss and hit the saloon patrons
“Henry’s dead!”
“‘fraid so, ma’am.”
Little known fact: When snakes come slithering over a hill, it sounds just like a horse stampede
Are you sure the patrons aren’t snakes? ;)
I don’t get the retractor thing (back to Tee). What the hell?
“It’s hotter than nickle night at the whore house”
Time to put the horse out of its misery
I’ve got an idea! Let’s lock all the women and children in the bank vault. That’ll keep them safe.
A flame thrower and a gatling gun. That’ll help against those blasted snakes.
“What is no one is alive to let us out?”
“you’ve got a good point”
walk out, close the vault door.
Time for a montage. Cheesy western music and all.
“It’s hotter than nickle night at the whore house”
New band name?
“Those snakes will never know what hit ‘em”
“A lucky gun is like a beautiful woman. You don’t question it, you just enjoy it while you got it”
“Snakes. God I hate snakes.”
And the lines keep coming