Jack Mangans Deadpan #159: Deadpan Force

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Jack Mangans Deadpan #159: Deadpan Force

With special guest – J.R. Murdock

Jack meets Charlie the Unicorn

The death of Jack’s hard drive. Where’s the moment of silence?

Promo – On the Edge of Darkness (http://www.ontheedgeofdarkness.com/Site/Welcome.html)

Talking to J.R. Murdock (http://www.ofgnomesanddwarves.com/)

Help Jack and JR create the next Hollywood blockbuster. Go to http://www.surveymonkey.com/s/3YPX5CL and vote

Cj at the Deadpan mmmmmeetup.

Back to Jack and JR and the next Hollywood blockbuster.

The Pixie Pilot calls in.

More on the next Hollywood Blockbuster. Don’t forget to vote. Deadline is by the next full length Deadpan.

Look for J.R.’s special guest appearance on The Dead Robot’s Society (http://deadrobotssociety.com/)

Looking for the Pixie Pilot

Greasy Nipples
Lejon from Chandler (first of the week)
Nomad Scry
The Energizer Bunny
Johnny Null
The Smarty Hotties
Justa J0e
ditto
Lo Pan
Vanamonde
Nomad Scry

Many discussions went on the Deadpan Board. Regardless of your opinion of the just passed Health Care reform remember, it comes down to one thing really, Deadpan is the Mother Fucking Way.

Thanks to Amy Bowen for some Deadpan mmmmeetup files. Will edit and, hopefully, will be able to post soon.

Looking for more content to replace that lost with the death of the hard drive

Send in content: 206-350-Tomi (8664) or e-mail: sphericaljackmatgmaildotcom

Outro music, Keeper, recorded at the Deadpan mmmmmmetup.

 
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  1. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    OK. That was worth the wait.

    G’night :pan:

  2. Nomad Scry Says:

    G’night JeLon.

  3. Nomad Scry Says:

    Lejon. Grr.

  4. Vanamonde Says:

    Straining the night away.

  5. Nomad Scry Says:

    Make me walk, make me talk, do whatever you please
    I can act like a star, I can beg on my knees
    Come jump in, be my friend, let us do it again
    Hit the town, fool around, let’s go party

    Errr… wrong lyrics?

  6. Nomad Scry Says:

    He sings the songs
    that remind him
    Of the better times

    Maybe that’s better.

  7. Ed from Texas Says:

    Van, do you need some fiber?

  8. Ed from Texas Says:

    Who can take a sunrise, sprinkle it with dew?

  9. Ed from Texas Says:

    Cover it with choc’late and a miracle or two

  10. Ed from Texas Says:

    The Candy Man, oh the Candy Man can!

  11. Ed from Texas Says:

    There, hopefully that bit of sugar will make for a sweeter week of deadpan.

    Though, perhaps I’m showing my age, but I’m rather disappointed that googling for the lyrics required me to go to the second page of results before Sammy Davis Jr. came up.

  12. EssBee Says:

    Good morning, DP!

  13. Nomad Scry Says:

    GM EssBee & Ed from Texas. Welcome to your Thursday.

  14. Nomad Scry Says:

    Not that Candyman. Not that one either…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sgPQosfqYtA&feature=fvw

  15. reaper Says:

    morning pan, happy not quite Friday day.

  16. Nomad Scry Says:

    Oh god. I thought Jack was going to make a hymen joke.

  17. Vanamonde Says:

    So listening to Ruby Fruit Radio and my fav line from a song today is:

    Oh I, I hate People, but I, I like you.

    CD: getting freaked out by bustops in the middle of nowhere.

  18. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Deadpan!

    http://vimeo.com/5316484

  19. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Now I must search for sustenance

    http://agrammar.tumblr.com/post/468393891/unsung-heroes-of-healthcare-reform-8-129-123

  20. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I think a fruit salad is calling me

    http://godxiliary.com/alienvspooh/Medium/

  21. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    mmm. Fruit and coffee make this bunny go.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JTwJetox_tU (language warning)

  22. reaper Says:

    The Energizer Bunny refuels with coffee and fruit.
    I wonder if Duracell knows about this fuel source?

  23. EssBee Says:

    CP: Yesterday’s Fresh Air – The Southpark guys

  24. EssBee Says:

    Also, driving in fog is scary.

  25. Lo Pan Says:

    DP soon…… for now must prepare to run training session for people who could give a rats ass that Im running a training session. McJoy.

    SOOOOO glad the bar awaits me after work

  26. Lo Pan Says:

    FOG?

    Fugly Old Groupies?

  27. EssBee Says:

    Good luck, Lo.

  28. Lo Pan Says:

    Thanks EssBee.

    Its all in the reflexes.

  29. JRMurdock Says:

    Lo: So you’re going to McDump data into their heads?

  30. Lo Pan Says:

    I may McRelease something…. God help em

  31. Johnny Null Says:

    It’s gold Jerry, gold!

  32. Johnny Null Says:

    Lo Pan: You driving the Pork Chop Express?

  33. Johnny Null Says:

    Loved the opening, and a sage closer. Good work, Jack. JRMurdock, well done as well. Well. Wellington. Oh, also really liked the song. Very touching.

  34. Johnny Null Says:

    CP: Trance Lab Radio

  35. Lo Pan Says:

    Yessir, Null, the check’s in the mail.

  36. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Deadpan listened to. Notes written.

    EssBee: yeah, you never know what scary things await to grab you in the fog. I’d run for your nearest supermarket.

  37. EssBee Says:

    Right! Maybe there’s an armed daddy waiting there to rescue me!

  38. Lo Pan Says:

    Fuckin Charlie the Unicorn FTW!

  39. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Sometimes, finding the source of Jack’s openings require a bit of hoop jumping but, I admit, that was one of the easier ones to identify.

  40. ditto Says:

    Morning pan!

  41. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning ditto!

  42. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Just an FYI on the comments. March was the quietest comment month of 2009. We’re now starting to get really close to triple the number of comments of March 2009

  43. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    March 2009 comments = 1.380 (triple = 4,140)
    March 2010 current comments = 3,149 (including this one)

    We need another 1,000 please.

  44. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Sorry – we need another 1,000 comments by the end of next Wednesday, please.

  45. reaper Says:

    *opens vent* WHY THE HELL can PLC making company’s realize Windows XP won’t be supported forever Server 2008 and windows 7 are getting more popular and 32bit or single core processors are the way off the past!
    *closes vent*
    Hallelujah, Holy Shit! Where’s the Tylenol?

  46. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    It sounds like you need a Valium more than Tylenol, reaper. :wink:

  47. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My old computer still has XP on it. My hubby’s computer has Vista. Our netbooks (and my new computer) Window’s 7. We have all our bases covered :biggrin:

  48. Lo Pan Says:

    All your base belong to me.

  49. reaper Says:

    That sounds like a good idea bunny. And why would they support vista and not server 2008 or maybe 7? A 12+ year old software package will work on 7 but not the one that came out 2 years ago WTF!

  50. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Actually Lo Pan, I think all my base belong to hubby :smile:

  51. reaper Says:

    all my PLC Laptops are belong to them

  52. Vanamonde Says:

    I escape reapers rant by the whiskers on my chin.. The new netbook uses a dual core Atom CPU and runs Windows 7 (32 bit).

  53. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    reaper, take a deep breath in. Picture this: calm blue ocean, calm blue ocean.

  54. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Can I skritch the whiskers on your chin, Van? :silly:

  55. reaper Says:

    Take your Ritalin, OK?
    OK, you’re in a forest.
    Forest?
    With Heather Locklear.
    With Heather?
    And you’re very warm. Very…
    ..warm?
    Warm.

  56. reaper Says:

    I feel better now.

  57. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Heather Locklear? She’s soooo last decade.

  58. Johnny Null Says:

    I’m using XP at work. Next machine we’ll upgrade to 7 or whatever is out at that point.

    I think 32-bit is going to be around longer than we all think it is.

    Do you think single-core machines are truly going away, even with the pushing of “cloud” apps on to the general populous?

    It’s an interesting time to project the future.

  59. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I predict… the future will see the comeback of Heather Locklear :cheerful:

  60. Lo Pan Says:

    http://dailyblabber.ivillage.com/entertainment/heatherlockmug.jpg

  61. Lo Pan Says:

    oh god why
    http://stardietsecrets.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/heather-locklear-puffy.jpg

  62. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    She does not look happy in that second pic, Lo Pan

  63. Lo Pan Says:

    All her sad are belong to me

  64. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My future prediction… will see the death of us all, at different times, sometime several years hence :ninja:

  65. Lo Pan Says:

    I preferred Heather Thomas over Locklear whilst growing up.

    Training time. Bitches.

  66. Johnny Null Says:

    Death is caused by repeated doses of saliva ingested over a period of time.

  67. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    re: training time. Is that ‘bitches’ or ‘bitching’?

  68. ditto Says:

    Sounds like Jack is making his own “Force 10 from Navarone”. :)

  69. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I thought it was caused by the repeated intake of oxygen and output of carbon dioxide.

  70. ditto Says:

    I like this one, eh?
    http://www.mentalfloss.com/blogs/archives/50920/550_canadian_periodic_table

  71. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I like the fact it’s “heather” grey :lol:

  72. ditto Says:

    Someone is a big CapCom fan. :)
    http://dailycostume.com/archive/attackoftheclaws/

  73. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Since it was only briefly mentioned on cast, and I don’t think I put it in the notes at all (sorry JR), I’ll plug JR’s page for him. http://www.facebook.com/home.php?#!/group.php?gid=144228446188

  74. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Sorry ditto, does nothing for me.

  75. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Figure out the link yourself (copy/paste is good)

    I hate to admit it, but I don’t listen to audio books. I don’t have enough time to listen to the podcasts I download, let alone adding books to that list. Besides, there’s still something about the feel and smell of old fashioned paper in your hands.

  76. reaper Says:

    JN, Now that even atom processors are duel core I think they might. I do think 32bit isn’t going away but 64bit is coming on strong. I understand many programs won’t be able to take advantage of both cores but being able to have one core to max out and not effect the rest of the system is very nice.

  77. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Even dual core is starting to become ‘old’. Quad is the way to go now.

  78. ditto Says:

    Yoiks and away. :)

  79. ditto Says:

    I have to echo Jack’s sentiment: congrats on the number of comments guys. It’s a nice return to form. :)

  80. reaper Says:

    good point bunny, if more programs could take advantage of more than one core more apps might really fly. We upgraded some engineering laptops from 32bit xp with 4gb of ram to 64bit 7 with 4gb of ram and the engineers are very very happy with the change. we might get 2 more years out of those laptops

  81. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Still need 960 comments

  82. ditto Says:

    reaper: As for multi-core support, we are getting there. The problem is that, as a whole, programmers in the industry don’t know how to write thread-safe code. Work is being done to make that easier, but we’ve still got a long way to go.

  83. ditto Says:

    Woot. I found my old Big Pig tape.

  84. reaper Says:

    Ditto: I don’t know the first thing about coding and don’t ever plan to learn. but I think in many cases you don’t have to use more than one core. I’m not talking about bigger programs like an engineering package that surely would take big advantage of that. The big thing I wonder about is the difference between 32 and 64 bit. is the coding significantly different? the only thing i know about the practical difference is the ability to address more memory.

  85. Johnny Null Says:

    I’ve heard that there may be a slight increase in security between a 32-bit and a 64-bit OS, but I don’t recall why.

    As far as multi-threading goes, how many apps do you have running right now? I’ve got a bunch. Even without a big honkin’ process running, you can see improved performance given the total workload. Also decreased heat production.

    To my knowledge, part of the issue is also the OS itself. They’re generally not that efficient in using the multiple cores yet.

  86. EssBee Says:

    In other news, my desktop (Sony Vaio) at home won’t turn on. I push the button, and nothing happens. I’m stumped.

  87. Johnny Null Says:

    CP: Lucero – What Are You Willing to Lose?

  88. Johnny Null Says:

    CP: Ayn Rand stuff, since I know nothing about her, other than she’s a she.

  89. reaper Says:

    I can see the call now:
    Phone Tech: Have you tried truing off and on again.
    EssBee: I’m going to try jumping into this phone to strangle you.
    Phone Tech: Maybe I should let you talk to a supervisor…

  90. ditto Says:

    reaper: There can be a difference for even non-memory work. It entirely depends on what you are doing; e.g. number crunching vs reading a document.

    JN: For security, I think it has more to do with key generation support, but I’m not really sure. I have a ton of apps running. I tend to stress the systems I use even though I don’t game on my PC. And yes, my system is 64-bit Vista.

    I agree about OSes. But, I think both Vista and Window 7 have pretty good multicore support. And OSes are always getting better. Efficiently using multicore requires a lot of compiler support which is where many of the problems lie for the general application developer. A lot of work is still being done on dealing with memory caching issues.

  91. ditto Says:

    EssBee: It is likely a power supply problem. It’s happened to me before.

  92. EssBee Says:

    Thanks, ditto. I’ll look into that!

    It could also be a dust bunny problem.

  93. ditto Says:

    CP: 5 Year Plan — You Say Party! We Say Die!

  94. reaper Says:

    I look at the process list and the count is 95 (10 are chrome). I did notice a huge increase in speed with 64bit win7 over either XP or 32bit win7.

    JN, I also notice a single processor being full and the others not being used at all happens a bit less with the jump to 7 so i guess they are doing a little better than before but there is always room for improvement.

  95. Johnny Null Says:

    ditto: Yes, the DragonflyBSD project is putting a lot of work into multi-threading. Could be exciting.

  96. Johnny Null Says:

    reaper: Agreed.

  97. reaper Says:

    crap it’s only 11 and I’m getting hungry. I don’t like taking lunch this early because the “afternoon” seams very long.

  98. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    Good Morning, :pan: !

    I love the smell of burning processors in the morning!

    RE: multi-threading. It’d be great if the OS took into account single-threaded programs

  99. ditto Says:

    LJ: I don’t understand.

  100. ditto Says:

    CP: Like I Give A Care — You Say Party! We Say Die!

  101. ditto Says:

    Lo Pan: Check out that band. I think you’ll like them. The album I’m listening to is “Lose All Time”.

  102. Johnny Null Says:

    Lejon: It’s my understanding that an OS forcing an application to multi-thread would be well-neigh impossible, at least without sacrificing any gain that multi-threading would produce.

  103. Johnny Null Says:

    Of course, I still don’t know what I’m talking about. But that is a constant.

  104. Vanamonde Says:

    I got the 64bit version of W7 for my desktop. I haven’t noticed much difference in speed increase over 32 bit Vista.

    But I only have 2 gigs of ram in the desktop.

  105. EssBee Says:

    You guys may as well be speaking Klingon. Actually, I’d understand Klingon more.

    CP: Next Lifetime — Erykah Badu

  106. reaper Says:

    Van, I think you might if you upgrade to 4gb or more. My work PC is always using 55-65% of the physical memory and I have 4gb now.
    I haven’t ever tried more than 4GB on a desktop but my current home PC is the first that would support more than 4gb.

  107. Johnny Null Says:

    I’m inclined to agree.

  108. reaper Says:

    Deadpan is the way doesn’t translate to Klingon. :(

  109. ditto Says:

    CP: You Know You Want It — Green Go
    (from Chuck vs. the Tic Tac)

  110. EssBee Says:

    CP: Dead — Pixies

  111. Jack Mangan Says:

    Is there a Klingon to Elvish translator?

  112. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    :sad: Was going to watch another B movie today. Unfortunately it looks like there was a two week period where the DVR wasn’t recording properly. Had to dump a half dozen movies. No movies that appeal to be are on today to record. Hopefully there will be something again soon.

  113. Jack Mangan Says:

    Bunny, you could always watch a good movie. . . . . ?

  114. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I do that too Jack, (a couple of good movies were included in the dumping) it’s just sometimes fun to watch a movie you can laugh at for all the wrong reasons.

  115. reaper Says:

    CW The IT Crowd S3E4.
    I’m almost out of episodes :(

  116. Johnny Null Says:

    Voting accomplished!

  117. Lo Pan Says:

    Well that was a right fuckin blast. Wheres my drink?

  118. Lo Pan Says:

    Will do ditto!!!! I trust your musac implicitly.

  119. Johnny Null Says:

    Well, that Ayn Rand was a very interesting person. Pretty compelling, overall.

  120. Johnny Null Says:

    JP (Just Played): Delorean – Stay close

    CP: The Command Line Podcast

  121. ditto Says:

    JN: She was interesting, but I hate the fact that her minions have taken to calling her philosophy Objectivism. Plus, while enlightened self-interest looks good on paper, it only works when people *are* enlightened.

  122. Johnny Null Says:

    ditto: Yeah, that’s pretty much my take re: enlightened folk. As far as “Objectivism”, that’s the term she used.

    But getting back to the enlightened, doesn’t her philosophy encourage people to better themselves? I’m sure 99% or more of the population isn’t exactly living up to their potential, myself included.

  123. ditto Says:

    Rocketboom recently had a nice, short episode that showed what AT&T did to boost network capacity–the measure of how many calls they can maintain at any particular time–for SxSW.
    http://www.rocketboom.com/att-austin/

    Techies and non-techies should like this one.

  124. Johnny Null Says:

    I should’ve started that by saying I only know what I’ve just heard from two T.V. interviews posted on YouTube, so I know very little.

  125. ditto Says:

    JN: My confusion. I didn’t realize she came up with the term herself since I haven’t studied her philosophy in depth. I know it based on some reading I’ve done and through discussions with friends that are non-radical Objectivists. As for self-betterment, I think that was implied by the ethics she espoused.

  126. WNDRWolf Says:

    Damn
    I can not believe someone would turn down an interview with me…

    I just don’t get it.

    Although George RR Martin did say to ask again in the Fall….

  127. ditto Says:

    Wow. Robert Culp has passed away.

    Wander: IN-CON-CEIVABLE!

  128. Johnny Null Says:

    WNDRWolf: I accept.

  129. WNDRWolf Says:

    Curious as to why nobody mentioned Robert Culp’s work on Greatest American Hero???

  130. Cj Says:

    Wolf, Believe it or not?

  131. Lo Pan Says:

    The first link I clicked on did

    http://splashpage.mtv.com/2010/03/25/rip-robert-culp-one-mtv-staffers-experience-getting-schooled-by-bill-maxwell/

  132. jackmangan Says:

    Yeah, he was pretty memorable as the straight man to William Katt. I remember him best in that role.

    WNDR, I’ve never turned down an interview request from you!

  133. Lo Pan Says:

    Hes walking on air.

  134. Johnny Null Says:

    CP: Deluxe Accommodations Trace & Progressive Podcast

  135. JRMurdock Says:

    Don’t forget to be a Facebook dork and become a fan of ‘That Too!’ LOL

    http://www.facebook.com/?ref=home#!/group.php?gid=107027219326484

    again you’ll have to copy and paste.

    Jack: thank you for having me on again. It was a blast.

    TEB: Thank you for posting the link to my V & A Shipping group in Facebook. I had forgotten I had created it. LOL

  136. Vanamonde Says:

    Come on Deadpanites…Demon with the Glass Hand was one of RC’s more memorable roles.

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/world/americas/8586296.stm

  137. DJ Bunny Says:

    Why is there nothing to watch on TV during the day? I have 400 channels and, unless I like soap operas or talk shows, which I don’t, there’s nothing on.

    *sigh*

    It’s a good thing I like to read too

    CR: Dracula The Undead – Dacre Syoker & Ian Holt

  138. DJ Bunny Says:

    Syoker = Stoker

    Damn fat fingers

  139. Vanamonde Says:

    That and getting caught out by Columbo with a potato stuck in a exhaust pipe.

    Playing Rommel in some TV series with David Soul.

    Starring in one of the first ‘interactive movie’ games (Voyeur).

    …and voicing the bad guy in Half Life 2.

  140. reaper Says:

    weird thing I really like about win7: I have the option to change the background at a set interval and since I have it set the change every hour so it changes on the hour.

  141. WNDRWolf Says:

    I have been busy – Will not be to much
    WR going weekly next month…
    Be afraid be very afraid

  142. Cj Says:

    Wow, I didn’t remember him being such a scrawny little hero.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JsWgG5v7A3A

  143. EssBee Says:

    Just watched LOST at lunch on my iPod. xox, Van.

    Lo Pan, you’ll have to go through me to marry Richard. I love him.

  144. jackmangan Says:

    Ricardo’s eyeliner will always be thicker than yours, EssBee.

  145. jackmangan Says:

    Weekly Wander! Wowza.

  146. ditto Says:

    I didn’t realize that the new Luc Besson movie, “Les Aventures extraordinaires d’Adèle Blanc-Sec”, was based on a fairly old Belgian comic series.

  147. ditto Says:

    Uh… wow.
    *backs away slowly, avoiding eye contact*
    http://www.slate.com/id/2248683/

  148. EssBee Says:

    I can live with that, Jack.

  149. Lo Pan Says:

    Feel the pain…ditto…

    EssBee… youre on bitches! Hims mine!

  150. ditto Says:

    They are also reporting that Dennis Hopper is terminally ill. :(

  151. ditto Says:

    Lo Pan: You don’t want to encourage me to learn Na’vi just to mess with you now, do you? ;)

  152. Johnny Null Says:

    CP: Off the Hook

  153. Lo Pan Says:

    Dennis Hopper’s kinda been “ill” for a while. Too bad tho. Like him.

  154. Johnny Null Says:

    reaper: Nice! I’ve used that on just about every Linux distro I’ve run. I also run apps that do the same thing on this XP box, but I opt for 15 minutes, since I get easily . . . SQUIRREL!

  155. reaper Says:

    JN, I like that is built in because as the admin I discourage users from using weird screen savers and desktop changing programs so I didn’t use them myself.

    One more strange win7 thing most of my users complain about – screen dimming:
    http://www.ehow.com/how_5517506_stop-dimming-screen-vista-windows.html

  156. ditto Says:

    Awesome sign.
    http://oddlyspecific.com/2010/03/funny-signs-crotch-coffee/

  157. JRMurdock Says:

    Wait… The Pixie Pilot who’s Piloting her privates? What?

  158. reaper Says:

    ditto: that sign made me cringe. very nice!

  159. Johnny Null Says:

    reaper: Good point. I’m spoiled a bit here like that.

  160. Johnny Null Says:

    wow @ sign

  161. jackmangan Says:

    A tastier kind of March Madness:
    http://jezebel.com/5499427/march-madness-day-6-a-pie-upset-and-the-last-match-of-round-1

    Duel of the Plates?

  162. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    RE: Multi-Threading – I wasn’t thinking about single processor programs being forced to multi-thread, I was figuring that the OS should recognize single processor programs to be directed to a single core while other traffic (multi-threaded and otherwise) is directed through the remaining processing power.

  163. ditto Says:

    Finally created a Flickr account. I’ll see about adding my meetup photos to the pool.

  164. jackmangan Says:

    woot.

    FYI: I was not aware until just now that today is Varfrudagen! It’s not too late to celebrate International Waffle Day.

  165. ditto Says:

    That’s awesome, Jack!
    And now I’m hungry. :)

  166. Cj Says:

    Clearly the cake vs. pie people are avid listeners of Love Long and Prosper.

    http://www.lovelongandprosper.com/podcast/?p=270

  167. Lo Pan Says:

    *Muttley laugh*

  168. EssBee Says:

    EssBee SMASH

  169. reaper Says:

    I must be one of the few people in the world that doesn’t like cake (other than carrot) I’ll take a rhubarb pie over cake any day.

  170. Amy Bowen Says:

    Jack and JR, you have succeeded in putting together an entertaining show in spite of having a shortage of material to work with. Thank you so much for stepping in to help out, JR. And yes, I’ve already voted in the poll. :happy:

  171. Johnny Null Says:

    Pie is far superior to cake in every way. I thought this was common knowledge.

  172. Johnny Null Says:

    That’s it. Sunday, I’m making peanut butter pancakes. Heard of ‘em, never ate one.

  173. Lo Pan Says:

    Nothing beats a good Black Forest Rum Cake.
    Nothing.

  174. EssBee Says:

    Lo, hasn’t your happy hour begun yet?

  175. Lo Pan Says:

    45 minutes EssBee….. 45 excruciating minutes. 2 for 1 Black and Tans are but a moment away

  176. JRMurdock Says:

    Pie beats cake easily for the only reason cake exists is to get frosting into your mouth. Now Pie with frosting… oh man… I’ll be in my bunk!

    Amy: Thank you, you are too kind :) I was just stepping in to help out. Hopefully all that was on Jack’s HD isn’t lost.

    Lo: Rum cake… hmmm I may be changing my mind.

  177. Lo Pan Says:

    Black Forest Rum Cake… its like an orgasm in your mouth. Mess included

  178. Johnny Null Says:

    Rum makes everything better, that I can agree with!

  179. Lo Pan Says:

    Huzzah!!!!!!!!

  180. Amy Bowen Says:

    JR: You’re welcome. :-)

  181. Vanamonde Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=lImaly19Yps

  182. jackmangan Says:

    # Lo Pan Says:
    March 25th, 2010 at 2:21 pm e

    Black Forest Rum Cake… its like an orgasm in your mouth. Mess included

    ————– Lo Pan, it sounds like you’ve got a little Captain in you.

  183. EssBee Says:

    Wait, IN YOUR MOUTH?

    Why, I nevar!

  184. Johnny Null Says:

    I nearly ROFLed

  185. EssBee Says:

    I love black & tans. Please have one for me!

    And that in no way references back to my previous comment.

  186. EssBee Says:

    Well, today was total shit work-wise. I think I’ll go talk Sly B into sushi tonight.

    And that in no way references back to my next-to-last comment.

  187. EssBee Says:

    CP: Love Tractor — Widespread Panic

    And that . . . oh, never mind.

  188. jackmangan Says:

    I nearly ROLFed

  189. Johnny Null Says:

    jack: You play the piano?

  190. Johnny Null Says:

    I nearly GONZOed.

  191. jackmangan Says:

    I nearly DRTEETHed.

    Well done, JN.

  192. Amy Bowen Says:

    CP: Bank telephone hold music – The Pink Panther theme (I am not making this up).

  193. Johnny Null Says:

    Thank you, good sir.

  194. Vanamonde Says:

    Ah that reminds me of a childish joke.

    Where was the Pink Panther born?

    Durham

  195. JRMurdock Says:

    I nearly ZOOTed

  196. jackmangan Says:

    Amy, keep an eye out for Kato.

  197. Johnny Null Says:

    Pink Panther meets the Green Hornet?

  198. Amy Bowen Says:

    lol!

    (CPIMM: The Stray Cats – Stray Cat Strut)

  199. JRMurdock Says:

    Stray Cat Nub?

  200. A weep for sleep | BrainWyrms Says:

    [...] Jack Mangans Deadpan #159: Deadpan Force [...]

  201. Vanamonde Says:

    Not nub again, I’m off to look for my potato gun.

  202. Vanamonde Says:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Spud_gun_(toy)

  203. EssBee Says:

    Van, do you have to be a Brit to get that joke?

  204. Vanamonde Says:

    Isn’t there a Durham in the USA?

    Just say the word a few times in quick succession.

  205. EssBee Says:

    Oh!

    My gramps always said if you told me a joke on Friday, I’d laugh in church.

  206. EssBee Says:

    An acquaintance has a new book out. Looks pretty heavy:

    http://american-junkie.com/

    I’m going to hear him read on the 8th.

  207. Amy Bowen Says:

    Yes, there’s a Durham in the USA. It’s in North Carolina. Mur lives there. :)

    (I got the joke, but it took me a second, too.)

  208. JRMurdock Says:

    Wait.. Pink Panther! Durham? Um… someone is going to have to call that one into the voice mail line.

  209. Cj at Work Says:

    Is it too late for me to have FOZZIEd?

  210. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    < drive by >

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gMWpxTK7q2s&feature=PlayList&p=DB14832D6C4CD8BE&index=0&playnext=1

    < /drive by >

  211. JRMurdock Says:

    You can be FOZZIEd all you want CJ.

    I’m feeling rather BEAKERed myself.

  212. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    YouTube is having hanky-panky with my childhood

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=khGUPEdY-Fk

  213. Cj at Work Says:

    Tonight was my biggest night evAr in sales!

    I kicked some major ass!

    Go me.

    woot woot woot

    All this working is literally gonna pay off!

  214. Nomad Scry Says:

    Pie. Cake. I’m the one with the tiramisu.

  215. Nomad Scry Says:

    Well.

    I’m sitting here repeating “Durham” over and over like an idiot seal and I am not getting it.

    Durham.

    Durham.

    Yeah, nothing.

  216. Nomad Scry Says:

    I should have said:

    Cake. Pie. I’m the one with the tiramisu.

    It reads better that way.

  217. Cj Says:

    maybe you should just say, “I’m one with tiamisu.”

    I’ve learned to speak condensedly on twitter.

  218. Cj Says:

    +r

  219. Nomad Scry Says:

    Hey hey Cj
    Gonna use your payday
    on the woot-off today?

  220. Vanamonde Says:

    A new DP segment, the bad joke autopsy…

    Morning Pan, get your retro foot tapping:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9fTLDMhUbs8

  221. Vanamonde Says:

    NS have the Pink Panther theme running in your head and than do the Durham thing.

  222. Vanamonde Says:

    …and the more modern remix:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0jBtqvnKDgI&feature=related

  223. Nomad Scry Says:

    Van – AH!

  224. Ed from Texas Says:

    “You guys may as well be speaking Klingon. Actually, I’d understand Klingon more.”

    I love you, EssBee :)

    Yes, I am working to get caught up….

  225. Ed from Texas Says:

    Enjoyed the rather spontaneous bit of Pan, Jack. I’ve also got a plan for the team of heros:

    Zed, Killers of Brutals (duh!)
    Zed, Wizard of the First Order (Sword of Truth series)
    Zed (Zed’s dead, Baby) (Pulp Fiction)

    And, for a little variety….

    Adrian Zmed
    General Zod

    This stuff practically writes itself.

  226. Vanamonde Says:

    Showing of the Pre the amateur way:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DdMEllAKrcc&feature=youtu.be

  227. Vanamonde Says:

    +f

  228. JohnBoze Says:

    Really, it’s the same joke as “What did the Pink Panther say when he stepped on an anthill?” That one was popular around second grade…

  229. JohnBoze Says:

    In fact, when I finally got the Durham, I realized my brain had been so clouded by “Dead ant dead ant, dead ant dead ant dead ant,” that I could not corrrectly process Durham into the similar punchline…

    Deadpan: Pulling apart childhood jokes since 2006…

  230. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan!

    Little white flakes coming down from the sky.

  231. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Go Cj!

    You show them how it’s done!

  232. EssBee Says:

    Love is returned, Ed!

    It’s early. I’m alone in the dark office.

    TGIF

  233. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Turn the lights on EssBee! :smile:

  234. EssBee Says:

    Well, MY lights are on, but the rest of the building is dark. And it’s dark outside.

    CP: LOST cacklecast

    CD: answering metric ass ton of email

  235. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    “CD: answering metric ass ton of email” EssBee joins the civilized world and leaves the imperial system behind her. :ninja:

  236. EssBee Says:

    Of course, they are EVIL emails . . .

    :)

  237. reaper Says:

    Evil is what “e”mail means! Us sys admin’s just told everyone it meant electronic so they would be so afraid.

    *giggle in corner*
    *now elaughing in corner*

  238. reaper Says:

    if i had time i would rant again about the stupid imperial system.
    if i had hair i would tare it out.

  239. reaper Says:

    bad ass = http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/25/the-most-badass-alphabet-ever/

  240. Johnny Null Says:

    There’s a Durham in Connecticut. I don’t know how it’s pronounced elsewhere, but around here, it’s pronounced “DER-em”.

  241. Johnny Null Says:

    Cj: Way to go!

  242. Johnny Null Says:

    I’d love to switch to metric, but I have such a hard time visualizing a meter versus a yard, and so on. I’ll work on it.

  243. EssBee Says:

    These LOST podcasters feel about the recent episode like Lo Pan feels about Black Forest Rum cake.

  244. Lo Pan Says:

    Yknow I enjoy that cacklecast up until they start playing listener feedback. Kinda meh after that point. Fridays cast is always better anyway.
    *cackle*

  245. Lo Pan Says:

    Dunno about the Captian… but any girl I date, no matter her lineage, gets a little German in her.

    *rim shot*

    (The rim shot in no way references any of the previous aforementioned posts)

  246. EssBee Says:

    I’m listening to Wednesday’s cast, and did have to stop at listener feedback. My tolerance for junk I don’t want to hear on pod is extremely low right now!

  247. Lo Pan Says:

    Aint it tho? Todays will be better as you know. Friday they actually delve into the ep instead of just recapping it

  248. Lo Pan Says:

    “tolerance for junk…”

    I thought that was nonexistent anyway, EssBee.

    *rim shot*

  249. EssBee Says:

    I have a mid-level junk tolerance, not that I want to . . . ahem . . . “get into” that kind of self-definition.

    *rim*

  250. Lo Pan Says:

    Thats hot

    *shot*

  251. Lo Pan Says:

    Must I work today?

  252. EssBee Says:

    CP: Boogie On Reggae Woman — Stevie Wonder

    CD: Chair Bop

  253. Lo Pan Says:

    CD: Bee dee bee dee bop. (funky funky)

  254. EssBee Says:

    CP: Fortune Teller — Robert Plant & Alison Kraus

  255. Johnny Null Says:

    CP: Cybrosis – Episode 13

  256. EssBee Says:

    Today’s forecast – rain changing to snow?! Are you serious?!

  257. Lo Pan Says:

    5 MORE INCHES, BABY! TAKE IT!

  258. EssBee Says:

    Shit.

    I have lumber and rented scaffolding arriving at my house right now. I guess we’ll be working in the snow tomorrow!

  259. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    There, have cookies in the oven. I’m so happy :smile:

  260. Lo Pan Says:

    Oh that figures EssBee. Meh!

  261. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    We’re only expecting 2 cm. of snow (just under an inch for you neophytes).

    Does that mean I win?

  262. ditto Says:

    Moody, dark and distorted. I like. :)
    http://indiefeed.com/2010/03/mr-gnome-slow-side/

    And with that, YEA! FRIDAY!

  263. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    On another note: I think it’s safe to say Calgary won’t be in the play offs this year. So, do I root for the Coyotes or Avalanche?

  264. ditto Says:

    Planning on catching “How to Train Your Dragon” today.

  265. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I plan on waiting on that movie until it hits blu-ray.

    No movies this weekend. Hubby has a play date on Sunday. Will probably catch Clash of the Titans next weekend though.

  266. Lo Pan Says:

    Root for the ‘Yotes unless they play the Avs ;).

    Dunno, Colorado is 6 points away from being out of the playoff and 5 points out of 3rd place overall. Oh the wacky wacky west

  267. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My boss messed up yesterday and sent me Wednesday’s reports again instead of today’s in advance. Then she took today off. As a result, I was done my work an hour ago (hence the cookie baking now). I love early release work days. :biggrin:

  268. ditto Says:

    TEB: I don’t know. There’s a lot of variety this year. Chicago and Montreal are both in the playoffs. It would be nice to see an Original Six team other than Detroit win for a change.

  269. ditto Says:

    TEB: I wouldn’t mind one of those days myself. :)

  270. EssBee Says:

    You win, Bunny!

  271. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Bad ditto, Bad! Your eastern roots are showing in that hockey thought. I root for western teams (and Detroit doesn’t count because it’s not really in the west despite what the hockey regulators say)

  272. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I use to be a huge Dallas fan but that’s worn away over the years. Also, Calgary has a better chance at a playoff position then Dallas does this year.

  273. Lo Pan Says:

    CP: Nerd Hurdles Ep 58

  274. ditto Says:

    CP: Wake — Ume

    TEB: :P

  275. ditto Says:

    Ed: What are your favorite Droid apps?

  276. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    BTW, there are still a few who haven’t paid up on their anthems yet. I won’t call you out (yet) but you know who you are :wink:

  277. Johnny Null Says:

    CP: The Adventures of Indiana Jim

  278. Johnny Null Says:

    ditto: I thought that was a pretty good song, too.

  279. Johnny Null Says:

    Oops, I meant the Mr. Gnome one.

  280. ditto Says:

    JN: I figured that was what you meant. :) BTW, are you going to get the new live album from the Dropkick Murphys?

  281. Nomad Scry Says:

    CP: Reina – Gitana

    I’m not sure which is the artist and which is the title.

  282. WNDRWolf Says:

    <__>

  283. Nomad Scry Says:

    Howl?

  284. JohnBoze Says:

    For Android, I use TwitterRide, Aldiko Reader, Opera Mini, & Ringdroid.

  285. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My shopping list is as complete as it’s going to get. Off to buy groceries!

  286. ditto Says:

    CP: Creepy Crawler — Zombie Girl

  287. Nomad Scry Says:

    CP: Mr. Gnome – Slow Side

    via Indiefeed and ditto.

  288. Nomad Scry Says:

    CP: Butterfly Explosion – Chemistry

    via Indiefeed

    I like this one better. Shoe-gazer? Humph.

  289. Johnny Null Says:

    CP: DarkCompass Podcast

  290. Nomad Scry Says:

    http://www.noiseaddicts.com/2009/03/can-you-hear-this-hearing-test/

    I can sort of hear 17k. Sort of.

  291. Johnny Null Says:

    ditto: Meh. Maybe. I’m not much for live albums in general. I need to get more Flogging Molly first, for one thing.

  292. Lo Pan Says:

    Nice test, Nomad. Mine cuts off after 20. But thats like I have to close my eyes and think of nothing else while I listen for it.

  293. Lo Pan Says:

    Yeah “Shoegaze” is suddenly the hip thing to be labeled. Dunno how that happened. Used to be uber specific label.. now its kinda just not. This is not what The Catherine Wheel intended!!!!!

  294. Nomad Scry Says:

    Lo, thanks for test-taking. I wasn’t sure if it was just a silly joke… you know, where they pretended to put sounds in after 17k.

    I wear 30db ear muffs at work (which is to say, I actually wear my hearing protection, unlike all of my co-workers) and I’ve noticed my focused hearing has improved since I began wearing them.

    If I’m not paying total attention I don’t hear a damn thing. Heh.

  295. Nomad Scry Says:

    I can’t remember where I picked this one up. A quick and dirty survey from 2004(ish) that used hotornot.com to how your name affects your attractiveness.

    http://www.mit.edu/~perfors/oldhotornot.htm

    I’m still struggling to understand what the author means by front and back vowels.

  296. Nomad Scry Says:

    I think the shocking part is that hotornot is still around.

  297. Nomad Scry Says:

    I always preferred
    http://www.gothornot.com/

  298. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    reaper: I don’t like cake either, except for my sister’s Tres Leches cake… otherwise, I’m a pie guy all the way

    EssBee & Lo Pan: RE: Black and Tans – I’ve enjoyed my share, but at one point I discovered something at a bar called a Black satin (this name apparently varies on the pub) which is essentially a black and tan without the Bass Ale and using a split of Champagne instead… Very Tasty. There’s also the Black Velvet (again, name varies with pub) which is the Black and Tan with Cider instead of Bass ale. Or, you could go stricktly Irish on it, and have a Half and Half, which is Guinness and Harp.

    Oh, God, I miss drinking…

    TEB: I am impressed with your Royal Conversion powers. Now, how are you at making cheeseburgers?

    #officially-playing-catch-up-to-make-up-for-the-driveby-last-night

  299. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    I am NOT HOT, but I blame that on the vent over my desk…

  300. Nomad Scry Says:

    Catherine Wheel reminds me of Fivespeed. Which is upside down, I realize.

    Hey! Fivespeed is from Pheonix. That means Jack and Cj know them… right?

  301. Nomad Scry Says:

    Yes, Lejon, but are you Goth?

  302. Nomad Scry Says:

    Oh frogs. After Noon and I’m still up. Tsk tsk. Night folks. Remember: the goal is a 1000 by Wednesday.

  303. EssBee Says:

    The sky is blue! Take that, forecast!

  304. Lo Pan Says:

    DO NOT TAUNT HAPPY FUNFORECAST!!!! DAMMIT ESSBEE NOW WE’RE DOOOOOOOOOMED!

  305. Rhettro Says:

    The only reason I know of Catherine Wheel is that somehow Bruce Dickinson is related to the founder. I think he is the founder’s uncle.

    In other musical news…

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=kh_Oa47uenQ&feature=player_embedded

    June 8th can’t get here soon enough.

  306. Ed from Texas Says:

    /realizes I’m a dumbass

    Crap, I never did give you feedback on Droid apps!

    /

    Alright, some of my faves

    Aloqa – pretty good location based directory. Specially for finding places to eat when you don’t know where you are.

    Where – another location based directory. Overall, I like Aloqa better, but Where gives prices for gas stations in the area and I was able to get from the maps to Google Navigation. This one came in very handy when it came time to find the cheapest gas near the car rental center at the Phoenix airport.

    Handcent SMS – replacement to the built in messaging app. Will give an on screen popup when you get a message along with a reply box. Major cool – you can use the Android voice recognition to dictate a message to send instead of fumbling with the keyboard.

    Daily Strip – (stop it you pervs!) Quick access to a couple dozen comic strips that are accessible on the web. Much easier than trying to bookmark websites.

    Shazam – originally for Iphone. Google specifically got with the makers of this one to get it on Android. You can use the phone mike to listen to a song playing from just about any source. The program samples the music and will then report back on the song name and artist. It’s a bit hit and miss, but impressive when it works.

    Dock Simulator – you can use this to put your phone into either the “multimedia dock” mode or the “car dock” mode. The pricey docks that Motorola sells use magnets to trigger the Droid to switch. This program does the same thing with software instead.

    XE – Currency converter

    Speedtest – allows you to run a test of your bandwidth.

    That’s a good start for now. All of those apps are free. I’ve not yet found a paid app that I’ve been willing to shell out for yet. The one I really want and would pay for is Ewallet, which I used going back to my PocketPC days. They make an Iphone/Touch version that I have, but haven’t made an android one yet.

    Time for lunch…..

  307. ditto Says:

    Ed: Thanks. I’ll look into those.

    CP: Signs — LoveLikeFire

  308. EssBee Says:

    CP: Sick Of You — Lou Reed

  309. jackmangan Says:

    Random responses:
    I knew a guy who’d made a homemade potato gun, back in the day. I get it.
    Catherine Wheel’s singer is Bruce Dickinson’s cousin, I think?
    The version I’d heard as a kid repeated “dead ant”, not “Durham”.
    A new Nevermore track! Iron Maiden is also coming to town in June! Maybe I’ll send my lawyer, since I probably won’t be able to afford tickets for myself (here’s hoping, Rhett).
    Mayor McCheese is probably the creepiest.
    Ed, you are truly an awesome human.
    Bunny, I’m biased toward the Coyotes, of course.
    Speaking of hockey, I’m formulating a new singing wager idea for the upcoming NHL playoffs. Are people game? It starts next month, will run into June.
    Are there any remaining Olympic anthems coming? (aside from mine)

  310. Johnny Null Says:

    CP: The Infidel Guy Show

  311. Johnny Null Says:

    I’ll try the test a little later. I can easily hear that high-pitched ringtone that kids were using (still using?). Very annoying. So, I’m doing well for my age. But I have tinnitus as well. I’d trade.

  312. ditto Says:

    Jack: I’m in for the NHL game.

  313. Johnny Null Says:

    WP ate my post. Darn you to heck!

  314. Johnny Null Says:

    As I was saying, I will take the test later. I can easily hear the high-pitched ringtone that kids were using (still use?). It’s annoying. But, I also have tinnitus. I’d trade.

    Let’s see if this one makes it.

  315. Johnny Null Says:

    Huh, I’m guessing something I’m writing is flagging my post.

  316. Rhettro Says:

    Ed crushed my hopes for the daily strip app. :(

  317. Lo Pan Says:

    In for NHL.

  318. jackmangan Says:

    JN, I bet it was the term ‘ringtone’.

    OK, I’ll think on it and write up a proposal for the NHL playoffs.

  319. EssBee Says:

    Nubile Hotties Lunching

  320. Rhettro Says:

    Yes Jack, I’m hoping for a Maiden filled June.

  321. Lo Pan Says:

    *Muttley laugh

  322. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Back from the grocery store. My cupboards are now full for another week.

    Scry: I have a bent canal in one of my ears. I consider myself lucky at 14

    Scry: My name has a front stressed vowel but I still think I’m damn sexy, which is opposite of that study :wink:

    Lejon: Make your own damn cheeseburger

    Jack: You should know I’m always up for wagering silliness

  323. Johnny Null Says:

    jack: Thanks. Makes sense.

    TEB: sudo make me a cheeseburger.

  324. Rhettro Says:

    I up for the NHL challenge, but if I go for the Coyotes, I’d probably be subjecting the Pan to a lot of singing and no one wants that. I was born in Detroit though, so I guess I can get behind the Wings.

  325. Rhettro Says:

    + ‘m

  326. Rhettro Says:

    The fate of those who wager in silliness is to die, laughing.

  327. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Rhett, there are worse ways to die…

  328. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Lunch time!

  329. Lo Pan Says:

    Death by Snu-Snu?

  330. jackmangan Says:

    Death by Urkel?

  331. EssBee Says:

    Is matrices the plural for matrix?

  332. WNDRWolf Says:

    Mattresses?

  333. Johnny Null Says:

    Lo Pan: Nice reference!

    Huh, I guess I’ve aged a lot, ear-ily speaking. I can hear 15 if I get near the speakers. Anything less I can easily hear a room away. Crap.

  334. Johnny Null Says:

    CP: OTR Swagcast: Season 2 – Episode 8

  335. jackmangan Says:

    reaper’s link needed to be pried from the bowels of the :ftb: , but it bears a reposting:
    http://unrealitymag.com/index.php/2010/03/25/the-most-badass-alphabet-ever/

  336. WNDRWolf Says:

    Hey JN – I will be talking with Executive Team from Broken Sea this weekend.

  337. EssBee Says:

    That is awesome, reaper! I love J!

  338. JRMurdock Says:

    Death by Ukulele?

  339. Vanamonde Says:

    Ok, most of the apps on my iPhone are games, but other than that:

    Shazam – Ed explained what it was..cool to show off.

    Skype – works well on the ohne apart from incoming texts disrupting conversations.

    Echofon – Twitter client

    Facebook – too obvious to explain.

    Firstclass – an app for accessing Open University’s student conferences.

    eReader – ebook reader from Fictionwise.

    Fstream – for listening to internet ‘radio’ stations.

    Metro UK – app for downloading and reading the electronic edition of a free paper.

    Layar – Augmented Reality browser uses the GPS and compass to show nearest pubs, cafes, etc on top of a live feed from the inbuilt camera.

    Pocketgamer – app for reading the pocketgamer web content.

    Ocarina – play a virtual Ocarina using the phones inbuilt mic.

    Stanza – another ereader.

    TrueHDR – combines two photo to increase dynamic range of a scene.

  340. Cj Says:

    So, while I did have an awesome night, my morning has been a bit less awesome.

    My parent/teacher conference (at 7:45am ugh!) went well..

    Then my 8:30 doctor appointment to have my knee re-checked ended with me getting an expected Synvisc shot in my knee. The doctor had trouble getting the needle into an area of my knee that didn’t have bone spurs and as such, I had a major panic attack after about the 7th stab.

    Once she was finally done with the injection I broke out in a major sweat and nauseated dizziness. It wasn’t a pretty sight at all (I’d assume since I couldn’t see a damn thing through it all)

    A nice visit with some smelling salts, a cup of water, and nurses rushing around me taking vitals (all while my son continued to play with his Leapster) eventually got me back to normal.

    I think I need a nap after all that.

  341. justa J0e Says:

    Survey Monkey is complete.

    BTW Jack – the song at the end of this episode should have been accompanied on Ukulele.
    Just say’n.

  342. Ed from Texas Says:

    Why, Jack, I didn’t even think you were an Android user….

    …or perhaps you’ve been checking out my package :)

  343. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    I am not goth, but I did marry a reformed one…

    TEB: Right, then. I make a Quarter Pounder with cheese. No Royals about it…

    EssBee: Matrices is the correct plural.

  344. EssBee Says:

    Thank you, sir.

  345. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    You’re very welcome

  346. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    However, as a small tangent
    Index can be pluralized as indices or indexes

    http://www.worldwidewords.org/qa/qa-ind2.htm

  347. jackmangan Says:

    But what’s the proper plural for Dominatrix?

  348. reaper Says:

    best McD’s toys?: http://i.imgur.com/X7woE.jpg
    I think yes, at least when I was growing up.

  349. jackmangan Says:

    So I’m about to send out a group email to everyone who’d agreed to record something for the 60 Lines thing – basically confirming your interest in participating. I guess that makes this afternoon the deadline to sign up and be a part of it. . . .

    If I don’t hear back from you, I’ll assume you’ve changed your mind, which is also ok.

  350. EssBee Says:

    Jack: Do you ever need more than one dominatrix?

  351. reaper Says:

    EssBee, Re: more than one dominatrix – well you probably don’t “need” more than one…

  352. Rhettro Says:

    Are there parts left for the 60 Lines thing? If so I’ll be available.

  353. JRMurdock Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AI8NuFAETMQ

  354. JRMurdock Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XAg5KjnAhuU

  355. dreadpirate Says:

    I don’t know about ukelele accompaniment, but mandolin could probably be arranged…

  356. ditto Says:

    Back from Dragon.

    To quote the kid from The Incredibles: “That was totally wicked!”

  357. JRMurdock Says:

    quite possibly the funnies thing I’ve seen this month.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DMoWt0wnlUw

  358. jackmangan Says:

    Dammit, ditto. Dragon looked like formulaic crap. I was planning to skip it.

    Rhett, we’ll make room. Welcome aboard!

  359. ditto Says:

    Jack: Nope. You’ll love the dry wit in it.

    Sure, it has some of the basic formulas in it–son vs father, misfit outcast, etc–but it rises above them, imo. The animation, score, and characters were all great.

  360. Rhettro Says:

    wOOt! Thanks Jack.

  361. jackmangan Says:

    http://commander-june.deviantart.com/art/Worst-Cosplay-Ever-XD-158029711

  362. EssBee Says:

    CW: Big Trouble In Little China

  363. Lo Pan Says:

    Youre fucking RIGHT you are!

  364. JohnBoze Says:

    Job interview today.

    Negatives: call center tech support, starting pay much lower than from last job, long commute

    Positives: Really awesome product, relaxed environment, speedy advancement with good performance, flexible hours

    I won’t talk specifics as to not jinx it.

  365. Vanamonde Says:

    Fingers crossed JB.

  366. EssBee Says:

    Good luck, JB

    1) The hell of being torn to pieces.

  367. EssBee Says:

    2) The hell of boiling water.

  368. EssBee Says:

    3) Hell of the upside down sinners.

  369. EssBee Says:

    4) The hell where people are skinned alive

  370. Ed from Texas Says:

    Good luck, JB.

    5) The hell of no Deadpan

  371. EssBee Says:

    5) The hell of the oily dragon

  372. EssBee Says:

    Make that 6

  373. EssBee Says:

    7) The hell of the bad monsters

  374. Vanamonde Says:

    8 – The hell of Dallas reruns.

  375. Vanamonde Says:

    9 – the hell of broken dreams.

  376. Vanamonde Says:

    10 – the hell of traffic jams on bank holidays.

  377. Vanamonde Says:

    11 – the hell of broken glass left on beaches

  378. EssBee Says:

    12) The hell of 3rd person narrative

  379. EssBee Says:

    13) The hell of synthesizer

  380. ditto Says:

    That’s a hell’s list. ;)

  381. JohnBoze Says:

    14) The hell of itchy underthings

  382. Amy Bowen Says:

    Jack: YES!! I am game for the new NHL playoffs singing wager. Woohoo!!!

  383. Cj Says:

    15) The hell of illiteracy

  384. Cj Says:

    I’ve only heard good things about How to Train You Dragon. I’m taking the kiddos tomorrow. I’m very excited!

  385. jrmurdock Says:

    Funny name from a SPAM email: Faline Crump. Gotta love some of the ones I get. :)

  386. Vanamonde Says:

    Don’t agrre about the synths:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Ldyx3KHOFXw

  387. Ed from Texas Says:

    Deadpan gotta lotta hells….

  388. Vanamonde Says:

    Kick Ass doesn’t open here till Wednesday..grrrrrrrr!

  389. ditto Says:

    I can’t wait for Kick Ass. I really hope I haven’t set my expectations too high.

  390. EssBee Says:

    We seem to have escaped the storm (but high winds are expected as it warms up). Construction, ho.

  391. DJ Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan.

    Right now I’m really angry at my hubby. If he thinks he’s going to give me his cold… I’m really going to fight him on this one.

  392. Vanamonde Says:

    Ah an image of TEB kicking the cold virus ass floats to the surface.

  393. Ed from Texas Says:

    Signed up for Carbonite online backup. Starting the initial backup last night.

    8GB backed up so far.

    120GB to go.

  394. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    < RANT >

    I’m at work on freaking Saturday, and the least you’d think could happen is that there’d be no calls.

    Well, that noise is all in someone else’s house, ’cause ’round here, the band’s playin’ a different beat.

    MAKE IT STOP!

    < /RANT >

  395. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    Better Morning, :pan: !

    hope your weekend is going well.

  396. Vanamonde Says:

    Well I enjoyed the latest Caprica, but I’m hoping grayson’s wife does jump off that bridge.

  397. Vanamonde Says:

    ..and stay dead.

  398. Jack Mangan Says:

    OK – to get caught up. But first:
    http://sports.yahoo.com/nhl/blog/puck_daddy/post/Vote-Now-Sidney-Crosby-Golden-Roar-Reader-Art-C?urn=nhl,227726

    Be sure to click and view the animated gif at the bottom.

  399. Jack Mangan Says:

    Break a leg, Maki.

    Speaking of hockey, here’s the kernel of the idea:

    For the playoffs, we use Survey Monkey polls to associate a song (or a band? let’s say 1 song for now. . . ) with each of the 16 playoff teams. (Egs: Straight Outta Compton for the L.A. Kings or Lump for the Washington Capitals) Everyone gets to pick 1 or 2 teams. If/when your team is eliminated, you need to record yourself singing 30 to 60 seconds of the victorious team’s “anthem”.

    What do you think, sirs?

  400. Amy Bowen Says:

    ^ Sounds like a great idea to me! :happy:

  401. Johnny Null Says:

    jack: Late one, but wanted to mention I really like Rising Sun. I’ve got it on *gulp* VHS.

    WNDRWolf: Cool. I think I heard your bumper on their show once, or something like that. Anything in particular that we can look forward to?

    Lejon: Lady J is a reformed goth, as well.

    jack: I’m still “go” for the 60 line thing. Just haven’t checked my mail yet.

    EssBee / Lo Pan: I’m planning on revisiting Big Trouble in Little China over the weekend as well. Also on VHS. At least it’s not Betamax.

    JohnBoze: Good luck!

  402. Johnny Null Says:

    Went to a meeting last night of a new Hackerspace opening up in western Mass. May be pretty shiny.

    On a less fun note, I seem to have done a lovely number on my back. Laying flat down on the floor is the only thing that isn’t painful, to varying degrees. Funny thing is, this is the first time I can recall of screwing up one side, not the whole lower back at once. It’s rough lifting my right leg. Ah, well. At least it’s a good time for this to happen. I should be fine-ish come Monday.

  403. Jack Mangan Says:

    Awesome! (not about Null’s back. That sucks). We have about 2 weeks to think about songs for playoff teams.

    With Null’s confirmation and Andrea’s last-minute Facebook note, we’re a go on the 60 (now 68) Lines thing! Emails with lines will go out this weekend.

  404. Johnny Null Says:

    And on an odd front, there’s this couple we’ve been hanging out with roughly once a month. Nice couple, she’s a stay-at-home mom to a <1 yr old boy, he works with Lady J. He's owned a sidearm for quite some time, goes shooting pretty regularly, and so on. He's actually been working on going in to the National Guard, and doing rather well. Anyhow, I got a phone call today. He's been fired. For carrying at work. That's right. He's the sole provider in his household, with a child, and he knew he would get into hot water if someone found out. He knowingly took the risk and still carried his piece into a retail store, and carried it on his person, concealed, for his shift. Actually, every shift, except when it was being repaired. Words fail me.

  405. Vanamonde Says:

    JN I would suggest a combination of Paracetamol and Tramadol, it give me some relief when I strained my back.

  406. Johnny Null Says:

    On a white-trash note (nearly as many notes as hells today), I still did some grocery shopping today. Returning to my car, there was a pretty old, white minivan parked one space away from my car. A family of four was disembarking (or “were disembarking” for Vanamonde :-) ). The wife (assuming they’re married) carried the baby. The husband, clad in a Tapout shirt and jeans worn in the fashion of a teenager in a ghetto, walked alongside his other son, I’m guessing roughly eight years old.

    This son was saying something to the father that I couldn’t make out, but it had the cadence and tone of teasing.

    The father replied with affection, begun with a chuckle as though finishing a favorite family limerick, “How about I smash your fucking head into the side of that door?”.

    I was shocked, to say the least.

    In New England, we have a habit of droppin’ our gs.

  407. Johnny Null Says:

    Vanamonde: Thanks for the suggestion. I’m stubborn, I really don’t take anything. I won’t even take Aspirin unless things get out of hand.

  408. Cj Says:

    JN: sorry about your back. Hope you can find relief soon!

    Bunny: Don’t get sick! *snuggles*

    Update on me: My knee issues should be ending soon. It seems the gel injected is working. I’m still sore from the actual injection, but the scary crackling noises have stopped. Woot!

    Took the kids to see How to Train Your Dragon and it was a huge success all around. I love love loved it! It’s captivating and the characters are immensely lovable!

    I will own… er, I mean the kids will.

    *cough*

  409. Johnny Null Says:

    Cj: I just sent you a “direct” message via Twitter. Let me know if you don’t get it.

  410. Johnny Null Says:

    Oh, and lastly, since my back has now chosen that I have some time off from working around the house, working out, and so on, I can hopefully submit some new content. One idea I have requires multiple people saying “Deadpan”. Does anyone have an easily-accessible collection of various Deadpanians saying “Deadpan”? And perhaps Jack himself? Or Jack, can you send me you?

  411. Johnny Null Says:

    That being said, I do self-medicate. For instance, I prescribe for myself a martini and sleeping on the floor.

  412. Johnny Null Says:

    Thanks for the well-wishes.

  413. Vanamonde Says:

    JN, you could just rip out deadpans from various episodes.

  414. Jack Mangan Says:

    I’m glad everyone is on the mend, sort of?

    Johnny, I’ll try to get you some “Deadpans”. Do I have your right email address? The hotmail account linked to your old moniker? If not, then email me with an updated one.
    Word.

    :jack:

  415. Johnny Null Says:

    Vanamonde: Dammit, I’m trying to be lazy!

    jack: Yes, and thanks!

  416. Cj Says:

    JN: I can say deadpan into a mic and send it to you. ya know.. if you are “into” that sort of thing.

  417. Johnny Null Says:

    Cj: That would be great, thanks!

  418. Johnny Null Says:

    So am I misusing “into”? I fear my English is devolving,

  419. JRMurdock Says:

    I haven’t been to the beach in about 2 years (even though I’m less than 30 minutes from it) It was an AWESOME day. I got a nice burn one (missed a spot). Had a good time. Water was FREEZING!

    JN: Hope you’re feeling better.

    JN: I have a mic and I’ve been known to speak into it. :) Let me know what else you might need.

  420. Johnny Null Says:

    JRMurdock: Nice. I’ve had some of my best beach-days when there was snow on the ground, or it was near-freezing.

    Thanks.

    Will do!

    My e-mail is either johnny_null over the Yahoo way, or Jack has my old address.

  421. Amy Bowen Says:

    Off to a big Tweetup in my area. Later, Pan! :-)

  422. EssBee Says:

    Well, we have new fascia and soffit, save for a little piece we’ll hit tomorrow. Tomorrow: paint.

  423. Amy Bowen Says:

    JN: I’ll gladly record myself saying “Deadpan” when I get my microphone back. It’s on loan to the World Languages department at the local high school for speaking-test purposes.

    TEB and ditto, this next one is for you. @earthhour posted the following to Twitter earlier tonight: “Canadians, we think you’ve sent us the greatest #earthhour photo so far: http://bit.ly/aXR1Ob take a bow!”

  424. Jack Mangan Says:

    Tired. Headache. :mush:

  425. Nomad Scry Says:

    Nevermore = Dreamtheater with a hard on?

  426. Nomad Scry Says:

    TEB – One of the points the author, ah, points out is that the sample group on HotOrNot is primarily a bunch of dimwits (I’m more than paraphrasing), so the results may not be typical. And I think your name is really nifty, which is kind of fitting since you are. ;)

  427. Nomad Scry Says:

    Cj – Leapsters are excellent. And I’m glad you are doing better after that scare.

  428. Nomad Scry Says:

    Hm. YouTube is eating my sound system. I wonder why. Time to try rebooting. For the 4th time. And avoiding the YouTube.

  429. WNDRWolf Says:

    JN – That discussion after some minor technical difficulties took 2 hours. It was the first time that executive team actually was in one spot at one time.

  430. Johnny Null Says:

    WNDRWolf: I’m glad that didn’t end with an implosion!

  431. Lo Pan Says:

    SPeaking of “Nevermore” type…uh…stuff. It seems tat Nightwish did a cover of W.A.S.P’s “Wild Child”. My god I must hear this

  432. Lo Pan Says:

    Soooooo the Avalanche are second only to the Oilers in man games lost to injury this year aaaaaand its showin. I suppose theres a real shot they may miss the playoffs and therefore I should prolly start thinkin of another team to pick for the Deadpan Hockey Jam. Just in case.

  433. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan!

    Just a quick hop in.

    JB: I have all my digits crossed for you.

    Van: I hope she does jump. She’s my least liked character in Caprica

    I think the song for Pittsburgh should be The Kid is Hot Tonight by Loverboy

    Amy: Alberta is notorious for actually using more energy on Earthday than usual

    Hubby’s happy. He’s well enough now that he can go on his play date today. Lots of music will be made.

    Now to search for some Tylenol. While the stories talk lots about next week, they don’t often mention the crucifixion of the Bunny the week before because it was thought that the never ending pounding in her head was actually a sign of the devil.

    -Bunny out-

  434. Cj Says:

    Thanks NS! And yes, the Leapsters have proven to be a very wise investment … er I mean, Santa made a wise choice that year.

  435. Nomad Scry Says:

    We watched Brothers. Pretty much great acting overall, especially from the older of the children. Not really a movie that I would have chosen, but it also wasn’t as violent as the ads make it seem.

    Still violent, of course, just not a Woo or anything.

  436. Ed from Texas Says:

    Gotta love that CHR score…

    http://verydemotivational.com/2010/03/23/demotivational-posters-nerds/

  437. JRMurdock Says:

    Had some AWESOME beer last night. Just woke up. WOO!

  438. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I do NOT have the sniffles.

    I think Detroit should be Lord Mr. Ford by Jerry Reed :smile:

    Now I’m off to NOT buy more kleenex for the house.

  439. Johnny Null Says:

    Amy Bowen: Excellent, thanks!

  440. Johnny Null Says:

    My wifi is being extra crappy today.

  441. Johnny Null Says:

    A definite improvement in my back. I still may take a day off tomorrow. If I do, it’ll be the third day that I have taken off of work since I began working. Not too bad.

  442. JRMurdock Says:

    Good to hear you’re on the mend JN

  443. Johnny Null Says:

    Thanks much.

  444. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Ok Deadpan.

    Since I’m sitting here doing sweet all, so I’m able to spend wayyyy too much thought on this.

  445. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    And we need another 600 comments by Wednesday cut off to triple March of last month.

  446. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I’ve decided to start my thoughts on hockey music.

    It may be a little time between posts as I will have to do some research since I’m not entirely sure on titles/artists on my thoughts

  447. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Based on current standings…

  448. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    … Some choices will be self evident others, I’m sure, will be more obscure…

  449. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Washington Capitals:

    Just the Two of Us – Grover Washington

  450. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Cry Me A River – Diana Krall (I know others did this but this is my preferred version)

  451. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Capital G – Nine Inch Nails

  452. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    New Jersey Devils:

    Sympathy for the Devil

  453. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Devil Inside – INXS

  454. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Running With the Devil – Van Halen

  455. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Devil With the Blue Dress On – Mitch Ryder

  456. Johnny Null Says:

    Well, I just finished cleaning the house, and I’m drinking the last of the rum, in tribute to WNDRWolf’s very good recent episode.

  457. Johnny Null Says:

    I like Diana Krall.

  458. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Buffalo Sabres:

    For What It’s Worth – Bufallo Springfield

  459. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I can only think if one song for Buffalo, sorry

  460. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Pittsburgh Penguins:

    The Kid is hot Tonight – Loverboy

  461. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Horatio the Penguin – Great Big Sea

  462. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Shine – The News Boys

  463. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Pennsylvania 6-5000 – Glen Miller (ok, kidding on this one :wink: )

  464. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Ottawa Senators:

    Be Cool – The Foam

  465. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    The Ottawa Song

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=yxLEWDHd5sA

  466. Johnny Null Says:

    But I double-plus unlike Audacity at the moment.

  467. Johnny Null Says:

    Buffalo soldier?

  468. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Montreal Canadians:

    My Heart Will Go On – Celine Dion (come on, you saw it coming :lol: )

  469. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Under Pressure – Queen & David Bowie

  470. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Ready to Die – The Unicors

  471. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    The Unicors = The Unicorns

  472. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    The Boston Bruins:

    More Than a Feeling – Boston (you saw that one coming too)

  473. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I’m a Gummy Bear – Gummibar

  474. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Dancing Bear – The Mama’s and The Papa’s

  475. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Ha! No longer have Audacity on my main computer (new computer coming next week so started to clean up). Realized I don’t have the MP3 converter for Audacity on my netbook. Downloading it now so may go a little slower on the music for the ages.

  476. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Philadelphia Flyers:

    Philadelphia Freedom – Elton John

  477. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Well that ticks me off… Why did WP moderate my start for Philadelphia Flyers?

  478. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Anyway

    Philadelphia Freedom – Elton John

  479. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Love Town – Peter Gabriel

  480. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Streets of Philadelphia – Bruce Springsteen

  481. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    That’s it for the East. Now let’s see what I can do to destroy the West :biggrin:

  482. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    San Jose Sharks:

    Do You Know The Way To San Jose – Dionne Warwick

  483. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Power Slave – Iron Maden

  484. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Black Water – Doobie Brothers

  485. jackmangan Says:

    http://www.nypost.com/p/entertainment/movies/penned_the_suckiest_movie_ever_sorry_MdXedZpTMWJmfpw80Xc7aO?sms_ss=facebook

    Bunny, the Flyers comment is freed. Stupid Flyers. Speaking of hockey: Wow, Calgary is leading the Crapitals 5-1 right now. Did they switch uniforms?

  486. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Chicago Blackhawks

    You’re the Inspiration – Chicago (again, if you didn’t see that one coming, you’re blind)

  487. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Michigan Blackhawk – the Monkees

  488. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Thanks Jack!

  489. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    And I am not posting too quickly!!! You’re just posting too slow.

  490. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Where was I…?

  491. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Oh yes!

    Chicago, Chicago – Frank Sinatra

  492. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Vancouver Canucks

    Vancouver Anthem – Matthew Good

  493. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    WP is making me mad :angry:

  494. Vanamonde Says:

    I never knew:

    http://m.gizmodo.com/site?sid=gizmodoip&pid=JuicerHub&targetUrl=http%3A%2F%2Fgizmodo.com%2F5503538%2Fthe-gear-that-keeps-londons-pirate-radio-hidden%3Fop%3Dpost%26refId%3D5503538

  495. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Trying Again!

    Vancouver Canucks

  496. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Vancouver Anthem – Matthew good

  497. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Cool Van!

  498. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    So Unsexy – Alanis Morissette

  499. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    In Cod We Trust – Group of Seven

  500. jackmangan Says:

    Bunny is on a roll –
    Pepper by Butthole Surfers was the first song I thought for the Colorado Avalanche:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g4WUlNSx_Wk

  501. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Anything Broken – Darwin Marsh

  502. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I’m doing them in order. Colorado’s a ways yet *sticks tongue out at Lo Pan*

  503. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Phoenix Coyotes

    By the Time I Get to Phoenix – Glenn Campbell

  504. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Arizona – Paul Revere and the Raiders

  505. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Desert Rose – Sting

  506. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Get Your Filthy Hands Off My Desert – Pink Floyd

  507. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Nashville Predators

    Rocky Top – Nitty Gritty Dirt Band

  508. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Tennessee Waltz – Sam Cooke (and others)

  509. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Gasoline – Sheryl Crow

  510. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Rockabye – Shawn Mullins

  511. Amy Bowen Says:

    There Is No Arizona – Jamie O’Neal

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=22tktN87ASk

  512. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Detroit Redwings:

    (There are so many songs about Detroit – I’ll just name a few)

  513. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Lord Mr. Ford – Jerry Reed

  514. Amy Bowen Says:

    Oops. That post was supposed to be a suggestion of a song for the Phoenix Coyotes. Although, actually, I would prefer either “Desert Rose” or “Arizona” in that spot.

  515. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I don’t think I heard that song before, Amy. Cool!

  516. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Detroit Rock City – Kiss

  517. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Motor City Madness – Ted Nugent

  518. Vanamonde Says:

    Bye bye 24:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/entertainment/8591709.stm

  519. Amy Bowen Says:

    Or “Get Your Filthy Hands Off My Desert.” That one sounds like it would be fun to sing.

  520. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Los Angeles Kings:

    Hollywood Nights – Bob Seger and the Silver Bullet Band

  521. Amy Bowen Says:

    JN: You’re welcome! :-)

    TEB: Thanks!

    I second Jack’s motion to use “Pepper” as the song for the Avalanche.

  522. Amy Bowen Says:

    I Love L.A. – Randy Newman

  523. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    We watched the first two seasons of 24 but dropped it half way through the third.

  524. Amy Bowen Says:

    L.A. Woman – The Doors

  525. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Hotel California – The Eagles

  526. Johnny Null Says:

    jack: I’ve launched a small audio payload at your inbox.

  527. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Californication – Red Hot Chili Peppers

  528. Johnny Null Says:

    Vanamonde: Pretty cool.

  529. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    And finally… The Colorado Avalanche *sticks tongue out again at Lo Pan*

    A nod to Jack’s pick

  530. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Rocky Mountain High – John Denver

  531. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Actually, anything by John Denver would fit.

  532. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Please Come To Boston – Dave Loggins

  533. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Colorado Sunrise – 3OH!O

  534. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Rocky Mountain Way – Joe Walsh

  535. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Well, that’s it. I have stuff to do.

  536. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I did my part to raise the comment count – now do yours. We now only need 500 comments to deadline in order to triple last year.

  537. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Just to clarify: We need a total of 1,034 comments for this week to reach our (mine really) goal.

  538. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Oh (really I’m going), despite what I’ve wrote for Colorado, I also prefer Jack’s pick over all)

  539. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I’ve got a chicken to get ready to roast before hubby gets home.

    Don’t know if I’ll be on tomorrow as I have to go downtown.

    Later gators!

  540. Johnny Null Says:

    Gators are from Florida, methinks.

  541. jackmangan Says:

    Four people have returned 60 Lines recordings already! Thanks so much, you guys.

  542. Johnny Null Says:

    Boy, those people must be swell!

  543. Amy Bowen Says:

    CPIMM: Sunshine Of Your Love – Cream

  544. Amy Bowen Says:

    My dad says he’ll bring back my microphone tomorrow, so I can record during this coming week.

  545. Johnny Null Says:

    CHWT (Currently Halfway Through): Big Trouble in Little China.

  546. Johnny Null Says:

    Amy Bowen: No big rush on my end.

  547. Johnny Null Says:

    Only a dream can kill a dream.

  548. Johnny Null Says:

    ‘Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wade.

  549. Johnny Null Says:

    all the slithy^

  550. Johnny Null Says:

    All mimsy were the borogoves, and the mome raths outgrabe.

  551. Johnny Null Says:

    wait, I take back the “all” correction.

  552. Johnny Null Says:

    Beware the Jabberwock, my son

  553. Johnny Null Says:

    the jaws that bite, the claws that catch,

  554. Johnny Null Says:

    Beware the Jubjub bird,

  555. Johnny Null Says:

    and shun the frumious Bandersnatch.

  556. Johnny Null Says:

    He took his vorpal sword in hand,

  557. Johnny Null Says:

    long time the manxome foe he sought.

  558. Johnny Null Says:

    So rested he by the tumtum tree,

  559. Johnny Null Says:

    and stood awhile in thought.

  560. Johnny Null Says:

    And while in uffish thought he stood,

  561. Johnny Null Says:

    the Jabberwock, with eyes aflame, came bounding through the tulgy wood,

  562. Johnny Null Says:

    and burbled as it came!

  563. Johnny Null Says:

    One, two, one, two, and through and through,

  564. Johnny Null Says:

    the vorpal blade went snicker-snack.

  565. Johnny Null Says:

    He left it dead, and with its head,

  566. Johnny Null Says:

    He went galumphing back.

  567. Johnny Null Says:

    Holy crap! Galumph is an actual word.

  568. Vanamonde Says:

    Ah my first encounter with the Vorpal Blade was playing Dungeon Master on the Atari ST.

  569. Johnny Null Says:

    And hast thou slain the Jabberwok?

  570. Johnny Null Says:

    Come to my arms, my beamish boy!

  571. Johnny Null Says:

    Calloo! Callay! He chortled in his joy.

  572. Johnny Null Says:

    ‘Twas brillig and the slithy toves did gyre and gimble in the wabe.

  573. Johnny Null Says:

    All mimsy were the borogoves and the mome raths outgrabe.

  574. Johnny Null Says:

    Vanamonde: I think the first time I heard of a vorpal blade outside of The Jabberwocky was in D&D (or AD&D?).

  575. Johnny Null Says:

    crap, I fouled up the italic tag.

  576. Johnny Null Says:

    Egg, how’d you get up there?

  577. Egg Chen Says:

    Wan’t easy!

  578. Johnny Null Says:

    We really shook the pillars of heaven, didn’t we Wang?

  579. JRMurdock Says:

    The devourer

  580. JRMurdock Says:

    Is it him or her?

  581. JRMurdock Says:

    Is it scale or fur?

  582. JRMurdock Says:

    I want to know yooooouuuuu…..

  583. JRMurdock Says:

    Trying to remember the name of the game that’s from…

  584. Vanamonde Says:

    Wang?

  585. JRMurdock Says:

    does it occur in the dark of nite?

  586. JRMurdock Says:

    crystal cavern lite?

  587. JRMurdock Says:

    metal appetite?

  588. JRMurdock Says:

    i want to know you…..

  589. JRMurdock Says:

    I think it was one of the alternate reality games. I loved those games. Too bad they stopped making them. They had suck potential.

  590. JRMurdock Says:

    TEB: You’re really living up to your name :)

  591. JRMurdock Says:

    I remember playing that game and you’d have to buy food. I’d always order “Roast FOWL! Bloooooood pudding! and a tall glass of milk” then laugh :)

  592. Vanamonde Says:

    If you can’t laugh at black pudding you..

  593. JRMurdock Says:

    Alternate Reality was really a cool game. If I remember right, there was supposed to be several more modules to it. I’ll have to look it up on wiki now :)

  594. JRMurdock Says:

    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Alternate_Reality_%28video_game_series%29

  595. Nomad Scry Says:

    JN said – “My wifi is being extra crappy today.”

    I misread that as “wife”.

  596. EssBee Says:

    Busy :panties:

    Tired me.

  597. jackmangan Says:

    I suppose having busy :panties: will make you tired.

  598. Amy Bowen Says:

    ^ NS: So did I.

  599. EssBee Says:

    Gawd, I wish that’s why I was tired . . .

  600. Cj at Work Says:

    Catching up in a free minute here..

    The NY Post article about Battlefield Earth and J.D. Shapiro was an awesome link.

    Thanks, :jack: You know how I feel about that one! :silly:

  601. Cj at Work Says:

    More catchup:

    I used to play Alternate Reality on an Amiga.

  602. Cj at Work Says:

    I also played Might and Magic

  603. Cj at Work Says:

    I also played Might and Magic

  604. Cj at Work Says:

    Although if we were to do this correctly it would be..

    Alternate Reality

  605. Cj at Work Says:

    Berzerk

    :FTB:

  606. Cj at Work Says:

    Caterpillar

  607. Cj at Work Says:

    Eternal Sonata

  608. Cj at Work Says:

    Frogger

  609. Cj at Work Says:

    Gauntlet

  610. Cj at Work Says:

    Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Infocom

  611. Cj at Work Says:

    Hitchhiker’s Guide to the Galaxy by Infocom

  612. Cj at Work Says:

    weird.. did that post twice?

  613. Cj at Work Says:

    I’m off in 2 minutes.

  614. Cj at Work Says:

    Later gatorz.. I go home now.

  615. Cj at Work Says:

    I’ll meet ya online there…

    Yooooooo! Too much midnight coffee!

  616. Cj Says:

    Hmmm Indy 500

  617. Cj Says:

    Jump Man

  618. Cj Says:

    Katamari

  619. Cj Says:

    Leisure Suit Larry in the Land of the Lounge Lizards

  620. Cj Says:

    Might and Magic

  621. Cj Says:

    Ninja Gaiden

  622. Cj Says:

    hmmm O….

    …………………………………………………………

  623. Cj Says:

    Overlord

  624. Cj Says:

    Populous

    :ftb:

  625. Cj Says:

    Qbert

  626. Cj Says:

    This list has probably been done before.

  627. Cj Says:

    Robin Hood: Prince of Thieves – NES (I wrote the game manual)

  628. Cj Says:

    Silver Surfer

    When this game came out from Virgin for the console (I think NES or Sega I forget which) they had a contest where if you had a high score you sent in a photo of your score and went into a drawing. I received like 1000 photos of the same picture from this one kid.

  629. Cj Says:

    Toe Jam and Earl

  630. Cj Says:

    Uninvited

  631. Cj Says:

    T should have also been Tempest.

    I loved that game.

  632. Cj Says:

    Venice Beach Volleyball

  633. Cj Says:

    Whomp’em

  634. Cj Says:

    Xenon

  635. Cj Says:

    Yoshi

  636. Cj Says:

    Zelda

  637. Cj Says:

    Goodnight Pinball Machine

  638. Nomad Scry Says:

    Good thing I never called myself a gamer. This crowd [points at Van and Cj] would pwn me.

    I promise never to say that again.

  639. Ed from Texas Says:

    Good too see that CJ’s gaming experience is well rounded.

    It’s always a good time for a good game list.

  640. Ed from Texas Says:

    In case you needed something to do today…

    http://www.howtogeek.com/howto/13289/desktop-customization-sci-fi-icon-packs/

  641. Vanamonde Says:

    Dammit Cj I now have the Xenon title tune zooming round my head.

  642. Vanamonde Says:

    Sector 1:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Jr5sWUJAP4Q&feature=youtube_gdata

  643. reaper Says:

    morning pan
    PSA Crack kills:
    http://icanhasinternets.com/2010/03/crack-kills/

  644. Lo Pan Says:

    Actually if the Avs make it I’m going with “Get Out of Denver” by Bob Seger.

    Cause right now my hockey team needs to think about whether they wanna go to the playoffs of go home. Snarf.

  645. Lo Pan Says:

    Wait is there a song about no defense and shotty goaltending? No? Drat.

  646. ditto Says:

    I know several people will get a kick out of this list: The worst best classic rock songs.
    http://trueslant.com/michelecatalano/2010/03/29/the-worst-best-classic-rock-songs-of-all-time/

  647. Lo Pan Says:

    Agreed with all those picked except for The Wall. Stairway is a very fitting Number 1. Yuck to that song. Yuck.

  648. reaper Says:

    ditto: nice list. I kind of like some of those songs but I have had enough after a few minutes and others I just don’t like.

  649. ditto Says:

    Yep. There’s a reason why I rarely listen to those (and other) songs.

  650. Lo Pan Says:

    [very important] Speaking of, ol’ VH1 had the top 100 one hit wonders of the 80’s on the other night. They, in their ever present wisdom, picked “Come On Eileen” and the best one hit wonder of the decade. That song may be the worst song of that decade. Boo to VH1… boo I say. [/very important]

  651. reaper Says:

    Lo, That has to be one of the stupidest popular songs in history.

  652. Lo Pan Says:

    Far and away, reaps. Far and away.

    Movie notes I saw How to Train your Dragon yesterday. Fuckin awesome. VERY surprised and pleased. Highly recommended to those of you who havent seen it.

    Also saw Hot Tub Time Machine. Worthy installment into the gross out comedy genre. Ending was a total piece of shit and the entire film was a rehash of Back to the Future, but it was free. Otherwise rent it. Enough lolz to make it entertaining.

  653. Vanamonde Says:

    I don’t do Peter Cushing impersonations.

  654. Lo Pan Says:

    Wat?

  655. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan!

    Downtown was a bust.

    I think the internal fan on my work laptop is kaput. At home I have it on an external laptop cooling fan but when I work at the office, it’s docked so doesn’t have that external fan. I got about an hour out of it before it overheated and shut itself down. Am now at home again working from here. My giant 1,500 page report will just have to wait until they fix my work computer. Breaks my heart.

  656. ditto Says:

    Lo Pan: Agree about Dragon. It is the first movie in a long time where, at the end of it, both T & I wanted to see it again. Disappointed to hear about Hot Tub. I was hoping it would be better than that. Still, I wasn’t expecting much.

    Now, I’m just waiting for Kick Ass. :)

  657. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    ooohhh. H.A.W.K.s is flying over our neighbourhood. I wonder who the bad guy is…

  658. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Oh well, now I can listen to the new Wander Radio that I see just came down the pipe :smile:

  659. reaper Says:

    I feel old today, I hurt everywhere. Had to defrost the freezer this weekend which involves going up and down stairs about a dozen times to transfer food, than rolling around on a tile floor for an hour to remove the plate covering the coils. than sitting on that tile floor for about 2 hours emptying the drip tray. Than putting the parts back on was another hour rolling around on the floor. releveling tool 2 hours on the tile floor because the damn thing keep “making some weird squeaking noise.” than another dozen trips to transfer the food back.
    I didn’t know my hips or elbows could turn that color purple.

  660. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Wow reaper. Defrosting my freezer seems like so much less work.

  661. Lo Pan Says:

    Tron 2, Kick Ass, Iron Man 2, The Losers… thus far seems it could be a banner genre summer. We’ll see what surprises and what sucks.

  662. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Hubby is on Spring Break for the next two weeks. He’s in composition mode. Another advantage of being home this morning is I also get to hear him putting together his music. I love listening to him play :wub:

  663. EssBee Says:

    reaper, I also feel ancient today. This weekend was spent up/down ladders, scraping, sanding, painting, demolition, construction. Man, I’m tired. And the house is only 1/2 painted.

  664. reaper Says:

    EssBee, I haven’t painted a house since I was 12 but even than it sucked. ladders are no fun at all.

  665. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    That’s what contract workers are for (that and looking at their cute butts) :wink:

  666. reaper Says:

    Bunny, but than you don’t get the pride of a job well done and…
    fuck that you have the right idea…
    at least on the first part for me

  667. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Be honest reaper, it’s for both reasons for you as well :tongue:

  668. Vanamonde Says:

    Ah the rain has arrived and a walking I will go.

  669. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    A walk in a light shower sounds nice, Van. I wish I could join you.

  670. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    The e-mails are going fast and furious between me and work. I’m off next week so they want me to send in my computer for them to look at while I’m off. Now to figure out the hows and wherefores.

  671. Johnny Null Says:

    I spent an hour or two in an actual bed last night. Back is healing. Was nice sleeping with Lady J again finally.

  672. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    That’s good to hear JN. Hopefully you’ll be fully healed soon.

  673. Johnny Null Says:

    Tanx!

  674. ditto Says:

    These guys are pretty good: Kabul Dreams, an indie rock band from *Afghanistan*!
    http://www.myspace.com/kabuldreams

  675. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Another good episode, Wolf. I enjoyed it.

  676. Lo Pan Says:

    Goddamn. Fucking. Idiot.

    http://www.iheartchaos.com/content/nh-state-representative-anime-proof-two-nukes-wasnt-enough-news

  677. ditto Says:

    Lo Pan: Wow. That just proves that the overall quality of politicians in office nowadays is pathetically low.

  678. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I agree “people should stop participating in such shameful behaviour”.

    Like that’s going to happen.

  679. Johnny Nulll Says:

    Damn, that’s impressive. I also find it interesting that it “may” be found “insensitive”. Like it’s on the cusp.

    Now, if he said “furries”, I’d agree.

  680. Johnny Null Says:

    Damn, that’s impressive. I also find it interesting that it “may” be found “insensitive”. Like it’s on the cusp.

    Now, if he said “furries”, I’d agree.

  681. Johnny Null Says:

    Crap. Jack, I mispelled my name again, I’m way impressive. I just re-posted, you can dump that post. I’ll try to limit my fat-fingerisms.

  682. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Quote: “Phrygian isn’t working so I’m changing it to Dorian and Mixolydian”

    My reply: *nod* “yes dear”

    I may not know what he’s talking about, but it sounds nice.

  683. Lo Pan Says:

    Lol… Scry your favorite commenter on Topless Robot strikes again…

    “demoncat said:
    the black widow would want to keep her true origin secret so no doubt the film makers planned on Scarlet talking with out one. one of the reasons besides fans of iron man will want to see the movie. that and finaly see what role Oliva munn is playing. in it.a talk about fan over load of goodness. Scott pilgrim , tron and iron man . fans will wind up wearing themselves out going to the theatres
    Posted 03/29/2010 at 10:04:23 AM”

    Engrish???? PUH-Lease!!!!

  684. Lo Pan Says:

    His grammar is que terrible. We should probably nuke him.

  685. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Although I did understand the words, “I need to purchase…”

    I see a trip to the music store in his future :biggrin:

  686. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Nuke them all and let God sort them out.

  687. Lo Pan Says:

    no…god…

  688. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Let Lo Pan sort them out?

  689. Johnny Null Says:

    Lo Pan: I agree.

    I think Munn should be nuked as well. I had no idea she was doing anything. She’s earned some level of “fame” by acting like a whore at the drop of a hat. I’m all for fun and games, but if that’s your one trick, time to move on. She’s not even that hot.

  690. Lo Pan Says:

    Let Lo Pan sort em out.

    Where has she acted like a whore? Ive only seen her on Attack of the Show and didnt mind her. Also shes pretty damn hot imo.

  691. Amy Bowen Says:

    TEB: That is so awesome! I’d love to be somewhere where I could overhear someone composing music. I’m on Spring Break this week (really, though, all that means anymore is that I get one Wednesday night off when I would otherwise have gone to a class), and my dad is on Spring Break this week and the next. Actually, that also means no elementary-school volunteering for me for the next two weeks, because the school will be closed.

  692. Amy Bowen Says:

    Personally, I like painting houses. I’ve done both interior and exterior house painting.

  693. Amy Bowen Says:

    Re: NH state rep: What. The. Frell. :angry: :frown:

  694. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I’ve painted the interior of my home, even doing some creative stuff. Never did the outside.

  695. Amy Bowen Says:

    The one time I painted the outside of the house, it was an older house with exterior walls made of horizontal boards, so it was relatively easy. I’ve never tried to paint exterior stucco.

  696. reaper Says:

    Amy, I here from a cousin that has a stucco house you can only spray paint it to make it look good.

  697. Amy Bowen Says:

    I thought that was probably the case.

  698. WNDRWolf Says:

    Watch out – Amy is going to start cussing like a Battlestar sailor…

  699. JRMurdock Says:

    Deadpan ‘em all, let Jack sort ‘em out.

  700. JRMurdock Says:

    Painter Amy, sounds like fun. I’ve got a house that needs painting :)

  701. reaper Says:

    I can’t wait for lunch. I have left over pork lo main from a restaurant called Yummy Chinese Restaurant.
    I love herring them answer the phone: “haalow dis yummy”

  702. Lo Pan Says:

    LOL

    http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/03/hey_prince_vultan.php

  703. Lo Pan Says:

    Try this again…
    http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/03/hey_prince_vultan.php

  704. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Zac Efron? Really?

  705. Nomad Scry Says:

    http://www.phdcomics.com/comics/archive.php?comicid=1296

  706. Nomad Scry Says:

    I don’t know who Zac Effron is, on purpose.

  707. Vanamonde Says:

    I know my limitations, so no house painting.

  708. Nomad Scry Says:

    NH – the rednecks of the NE. Yeeeeehaw.

    Also – who knew youStrip was still around! (See ad on right side)

    Also – third comment down:

    Olivia Munn on G4 for has said that some Anime makes her ashamed to be half-Japanese. This guys just parroting what’s already in the media.

    An entire side dedicated to fail and filled with it. That’s about as marvelous as those “deadliest crashes” tv shows.

  709. Lo Pan Says:

    its best that way null. whats that link? its freakin blocked here

  710. Nomad Scry Says:

    Angry Amy is Awesome.

  711. Lo Pan Says:

    Hmmm….. i missed that comment. Plus im not sure why the fuck shed say that. Kinda dumb comment for sure

  712. Lo Pan Says:

    Crap that link is from Scry, not Null

  713. Nomad Scry Says:

    Oh… and Lo?

    Thanx for the demoncat. My BP just skyrocketed. :P

  714. Nomad Scry Says:

    Wow. I say interesting nonsense when I put my fingers on the wrong “home” row.

    Wpw/ O say omterestomg mpmsemse wjem O [it ,y fomgers pm tje wrpmg
    jp,e
    rpw/

  715. ditto Says:

    Ok. After watching this trailer, I might actually be interested in “Scott Pilgrim vs The World”
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FHzYj1Vhbjs

  716. Lo Pan Says:

    Ha! I’m here for ya Scry! Ill be sure to keep em coming

  717. ditto Says:

    I watch quite a bit of anime. There is some seriously whacked stuff out there, but it is a fraction of the whole. To label all anime as bad is the same as labeling all TV bad simply because of a few bad shows.

    Blame the story, not the medium.

  718. Lo Pan Says:

    Oh I am ditto. May be the first Micheal Cera vehicle since Nick and Nora that Ill be able to stomach.

  719. Lo Pan Says:

    Medium is indeed a bad show.
    *jazz hands*

  720. Lo Pan Says:

    Scry you have an extra five minutes? If so… ENJOY!

    http://www.toplessrobot.com/2010/03/fan_fiction_friday_zack_morris_in_the_one_gigantic.php

  721. ditto Says:

    What? Jizz hands again?

  722. jackmangan Says:

    I like the music article, ditto. Oh that author is such a LawnGuyland chick – - I can almost hear her raspy cigarette voice in her complaints.

    Funny, I actually still really dig all of those songs, except the Meat Loaf and Bruce Springsteen. And ok, I’m also pretty done with November Rain.

    I’ll concede, however, that in every case, I always thought the lyrics were meaningless, pretentious prattle.

    I’d have definitely added “More Than a Feeling.”

  723. WNDRWolf Says:

    Damn what was Bunny’s comment goal again? I think we are getting close.

  724. Amy Bowen Says:

    WNDRWolf: LOL!

  725. EssBee Says:

    “She’s not even that hot” is pretty harsh, JN.

  726. ditto Says:

    CP: More — Sisters of Mercy

  727. jackmangan Says:

    Little-known fact:
    I used to open my college radio show every week with the 8-minute version of “More”.

  728. EssBee Says:

    Little-known fact #2:

    I used to date a college radio dj.

  729. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Pump Up the Volume (12inch Remix – M.A.R.S

  730. Lo Pan Says:

    Little known fact:

    It took me until 2005 to realize that Ya Kid K is a chick.

  731. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Enola Gay – O.M.D

  732. EssBee Says:

    CE: leftover ribs

  733. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Siitin’ on Top of the World – The Jeff Healey Band

  734. reaper Says:

    CP: BOL 1191

  735. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: I’m Gonna Sit Right Down and Write Myself a Letter – Madeleine Peyroux

  736. Amy Bowen Says:

    JR: Inside or outside? Stucco or not? I can’t help you if it’s stucco; I only have rollers and brushes, no spray-painting equipment.

  737. Amy Bowen Says:

    Jack: That’s neat that you had a college radio show! I’m not surprised. :-)

  738. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Pennies from Heaven – Django Rheinhardt, Andre Ekyan

  739. reaper Says:

    CP: VPodcast with Jay and Jack, EP1.3:The Pilot

  740. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Singin’ the Blues – Bix Beiderbecke

  741. Vanamonde Says:

    CP Model – Kraftwerk

  742. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Together in Electric Dreams – Phil Oakey

  743. jackmangan Says:

    I never said much between songs, just read off what had just been played.

    We were required to play one vinyl record every week, which for me was usually “MCs Act Like They Don’t Know” by KRS-One.

  744. Vanamonde Says:

    Cp: Don’t Go – Yazoo

  745. ditto Says:

    CP: Vena Cava — 50 Foot Wave

  746. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Cars (Remastered 2009) – Gary Numan

  747. EssBee Says:

    CP: One Hit Wonder — Tracy Bonham

  748. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Love Theme from Bladerunner – Vangelis

  749. Vanamonde Says:

    Now that’s a thought Essbee, just wait till that Vangelis track finishes.

  750. EssBee Says:

    So tonight, two of my new colleagues from Dallas are flying in, and I’m entertaining. Tomorrow is the day for my team’s launch meeting. Ugh.

  751. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Here comes Summer – Jerry Keller

  752. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Uptown Top Ranking – Althea and Donna

  753. reaper Says:

    CP: BOL – 1192

  754. EssBee Says:

    I love Tracy B.

  755. Vanamonde Says:

    Too soul destroying.

  756. Vanamonde Says:

    Cp: Somethin’ Else – Eddie Cochran

  757. jackmangan Says:

    Nice synchronicity, Van! I happen to have “Cars – Fear Factory with Gary Numan” queued up next on the iPod.

  758. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Everyday – Buddy Holly

  759. EssBee Says:

    CP: The Instinct Blues — The White Stripes

  760. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: American Pie – Don Maclean

  761. EssBee Says:

    CP: Rats — Pearl Jam

  762. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Rat Trap – Boomtown Rats

  763. EssBee Says:

    CP: Come Back Baby — Ray Charles

  764. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: He’ll Have to Go – Jim Reeves

    I saw Paul Young perform that song at a gig playing a big mexican guitar.

  765. Lo Pan Says:

    CW: Back Cum Baby – Jenna Jameson
    *Muttley laugh*

  766. EssBee Says:

    IS THAT REALLY A SONG?!

  767. EssBee Says:

    LOL LOL

  768. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: COme Back and Stay – Paul Young

  769. JRMurdock Says:

    I always like Ollie’s little ties. Was never big on the bowler though. But then, I’m not a hat man.

  770. reaper Says:

    CP: BOL 1193

  771. Lo Pan Says:

    It should be…..

  772. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: We Close Our Eyes – Go West

  773. EssBee Says:

    CP: Oh Well — Fleetwood Mac (Peter Green)

  774. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: If I Had a Rocket Launcher – Bruce Cockburn

  775. jackmangan Says:

    So…. Lo Pan is watching Jenna Jameson at work, and JR is watching Laurel and Hardy?

  776. reaper Says:

    sweet: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=5erjj6aS5Ws

  777. EssBee Says:

    I gave myself a black eye Saturday. It involved a wasp, a squeal, me flailing about, and a notebook in my eye.

  778. reaper Says:

    funny graph: http://bit.ly/cQbT3z

  779. Vanamonde Says:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=J8Fc681ZiNc&feature=related

  780. reaper Says:

    wasp are the devil!!!
    and so is vicky valencourt!

  781. Amy Bowen Says:

    CD (doing): HTML editing work

  782. Lo Pan Says:

    EssBee thats scarily close to my sex life.

  783. reaper Says:

    Lo Pan wins!!

  784. ditto Says:

    CP: (Can’t You) Trip Like I Do — Crystal Method & Filter

  785. reaper Says:

    Favorite Obama pic so far:
    http://www.forkparty.com/obama-thundercats-a-sword-awesome/

  786. EssBee Says:

    Cool pic, reap.

    Lo Pan, as long as your scenario doesn’t end with me having a black eye, I don’t judge.

  787. ditto Says:

    Mighty sword to smite wasps.

  788. reaper Says:

    Every time I see the word mighty all I can think of is “the pen is mightier”
    thanks SNL

  789. Lo Pan Says:

    heh….. “black eye”

  790. Vanamonde Says:

    CW: Breaking Bad S3E2

  791. Amy Bowen Says:

    CPIMM: 21 Guns – Green Day

  792. jackmangan Says:

    Lo Pan, are you having sex with Blackie Lawless?

  793. ditto Says:

    “The hammer is my penis.”

  794. Lo Pan Says:

    Im a wild child.

  795. Lo Pan Says:

    “The penis is evil”

  796. ditto Says:

    The hammer is good.
    Zardoz defeats The Hammer to reign supreme in the Evil League of Vortex.

  797. Lo Pan Says:

    winner winner chicken dinner

  798. ditto Says:

    Ooooh I want a chicken,
    Yeah, I want a chicken.

  799. EssBee Says:

    OMG, stupidest conference call of all time.

  800. JRMurdock Says:

    Black eye! I laughed so hard I peed (a little)

  801. JRMurdock Says:

    Does that Mean EssBee and I are the Black-eyed Pees?

  802. JRMurdock Says:

    EssBee, Stupidest? Oh, I work for AT&T… I’m sure I can compete with that statement :)

  803. EssBee Says:

    “Thought leadership”

    Kill me now.

  804. EssBee Says:

    “I appreciate your candor.”

    I flip off the phone.

  805. Lo Pan Says:

    EssBee what kind of hell hath you found?

  806. EssBee Says:

    The hell of corporate drudge and ass pain.

  807. jackmangan Says:

    EssBee, it’s really challenging to leverage vertical blue sky thinking if everyone isn’t powwowing to pull together out of the box on the same page.

  808. EssBee Says:

    “Bonding with the Sales leadership”

    I’d rather visit the gyno.

  809. EssBee Says:

    We have literally just spent 20 minutes trying to decide if people are available on April 15-16 for a meeting in Dallas. 5 of the 7 people (not me) on the line make in the $200-$300K range.

    We still don’t know if there will be a meeting.

  810. EssBee Says:

    “Our one-on-ones”

    Uncle. I give.

  811. Amy Bowen Says:

    Just completed a good 90 minutes of website work. Pleased with what I accomplished. Now heading out to my Census Questionnaire Assistance Center.

  812. JRMurdock Says:

    blah blah blah keyword buzzword blah blah buzzphrase blah blah buzzword buzzword blah keyphrase.

  813. ditto Says:

    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
    *znork*
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  814. jackmangan Says:

    JR, ditto, I can’t assess those remarks as valuable to the big picture. We should all roll up our sleeves and be team players and work hard to bring something to the table.

  815. EssBee Says:

    Candidly, I agree with Jack. But also challenge him on his general attempt to steal my thunder and take credit for my blahblahblah.

  816. Ed from Texas Says:

    EssBee, just be grateful you get to have such meetings on the phone where you can vent your righteous anger in real time here on the board.

    Some of us get to live them face to face with no where to run.

    And, shouldn’t $200-300K people have “people” to tell them when and where to travel?

  817. jackmangan Says:

    Thanks for reaching out, EssBee. I value your contribution and I’m filing it away. If we put our heads together and burn the midnight oil and pinpoint brick-and-mortar solutions, I’m sure we can structure some productive light at the end of the tunnel.

    I think this game is eating my soul. I’m going to stop.

  818. Amy Bowen Says:

    :lol:

    I haz wifi here at the QAC.

  819. EssBee Says:

    Jack, I am confident that we’ll find some synergy, but only if we keep noodling. Soup-to-nuts. Transparency. Touch points. Branding. Mission. Strateg . . .

    AAAAAH!

  820. EssBee Says:

    Off I go to be polite and have dinner with people.

    Yuck.

    I’ll be sparse for the next 24 hours or so – be good, DP.

  821. Amy Bowen Says:

    See you around, EssBee!

    215 more comments until we hit the goal!

  822. ditto Says:

    zzzzzzzzzz
    *snert*
    *grmmmm*
    zzzzzzzzzzzzzz

  823. jackmangan Says:

    Hang in there, EssBee.

    http://bubleraptor.tumblr.com/

  824. Cj Says:

    I’ll will be good, but I won’t behave, EssBee.

    I refuse to ever behave.

    So there.

  825. Cj Says:

    I’m not at work. I have a case of the … unable to be at work at the moment.

    :sick:

    I will sleep.

    If any of you see me online at some ungodlyish hour of the night – please send me to bed.

  826. Amy Bowen Says:

    Oh, no! :sad: Get well, Cj!

  827. jackmangan Says:

    Feel less :sick: , Cj.

    http://denofgeek.com/movies/450292/75_movie_remakes_and_reboots_currently_in_the_works.html

  828. Amy Bowen Says:

    75?! How disappointing. I would rather see more stories that haven’t been told before. Goodness knows there are enough of them waiting to be told.

  829. Amy Bowen Says:

    CPIMM: Kryptonite – 3 Doors Down

  830. Cj Says:

    Now I have the incredible urge to see the movie, Arthur.

    I’d forgotten about it. Used to have a huge crush on Dudley Moore.

  831. Amy Bowen Says:

    SQUEEEEEE!!!! Somebody just came by my QAC station to get a replacement Census questionnaire!!! Moments like that where I actually serve my purpose are SOOO gratifying! :biggrin:

  832. Amy Bowen Says:

    It’s almost quittin’ time, though. Off to Chick-Fil-A for dinner.

  833. Cj Says:

    Amy, there’s a way to get a replacement?

    I ask, because I have received like 5 notices that I will get one, but one never arrived. I suppose I could do a search online to have one resent to me?

  834. Cj Says:

    Also, at the theater this weekend for the Dragon movie, I saw a trailer for the new Karate Kid movie with Jaden Smith and Jackie Chan.

    Now it’s my turn for my childhood to feel canoodled.

  835. ditto Says:

    Japanese Voyeurs are very much a Nirvana knock-off, but still kinda fun to listen to. Some of their other songs have a bit more variety than “Dumb”.
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Eqm0×68KDGU

  836. Amy Bowen Says:

    Cj, and everyone else: Yes, there is a way to get a replacement Census form if you haven’t received one in the mail. The replacement for it is called a Be Counted form, and it can be obtained from designated Be Counted sites staffed by people like me.

    Everyone, if you haven’t gotten a Census form in the mail yet, or have lost or misplaced yours, please use this search tool to find your nearest Be Counted/Questionnaire Assistance Center site and its hours:

    http://2010.census.gov/2010census/take10map/bcqac-textview.php

    It saves $4 of taxpayer money if you complete and send in a Be Counted form (we QAC Reps only cost $12.50 an hour, whereas Enumerators, the people who go door-to-door to collect data, cost $16.50/hour).

    (However, if you have received one by mail and haven’t lost it, please fill that one out and mail it back.)

  837. Amy Bowen Says:

    CPIMM: Wind – Akeboshi (an anime soundtrack song)

  838. jackmangan Says:

    http://blogs.dallasobserver.com/unfairpark/2010/03/erykah_badu_goes_down_to_deale.php

    ^ The NQSFW Erykah Badu video that people are talking about. I don’t think the nudity is sexual at all; I think it’s more to show vulnerability. And shock value – - yes.

  839. jackmangan Says:

    Thanks for the census heads-up, Amy! I need to check my mail.

  840. Amy Bowen Says:

    Absolutely gorgeous full moon tonight.

  841. Amy Bowen Says:

    Jack: You’re welcome! :-)

  842. Amy Bowen Says:

    CP: Down in the Light of the Melon Moon – The Flatlanders

  843. Amy Bowen Says:

    CP: Beer on the Table – Josh Thompson

  844. jackmangan Says:

    So, while I try never to overhype upcoming stuff – - I asked Brian Brown for a recording – - and holy crap, he delivered.

  845. Amy Bowen Says:

    ^Cool.

    Good night, Pan.

    (I’m seriously planning on listening to some music while working tomorrow, just so I can post CP: messages here all day so we can hit that comment goal. :-) )

  846. Vanamonde Says:

    Ditto may have mentioned this before, but if you want to dip your toes in anime:

    http://www.crunchyroll.com/

    There is an app for iPhones/ipod Touches that allows you to watch videos over a wifi connection.

  847. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    Finally Caught up, and now to bed.

    G’night!

  848. jackmangan Says:

    :mush:

  849. Ed from Texas Says:

    So, today is all about synergy and being a collaborative center of excellence in the field of blowing up planets and deadpan comment goals.

  850. Ed from Texas Says:

    Man, it’s funny reading articles written by whiny punks with no clue about how capitalism works.

  851. Vanamonde Says:

    Mimas, from Death Star to Pac Man:

    http://news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/sci/tech/8594101.stm

  852. reaper Says:

    morning pan I’m glad I don’t have any synergy meeting at my new job. We do have meeting that aren’t necessary but the info is good to have. we talk about any safety incidence, how much money we made/lost, cost of raw materials, current capacity, up coming projects, general state of the company. my last company never shared with us any info about anything. it really makes we feel better about the company and how open and honest they are with us. guess it is easier to do that when you only have about 200 employees

  853. reaper Says:

    Happy days are here again…
    http://resumeplay.net/2010/03/super-mario-kart-finally-makes-its-way-onto-virtual-console/

    I love the Mario kart games

  854. Nomad Scry Says:

    LO PAN!

    [thunder rolls]

    The best part of that wretched FFF is that the writing is better than demoncat.

    … I am still trying to think of something else nice to say.

  855. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Deadpan!

    We only need 200 more comments over the next two days. Easy peasy!

  856. Lo Pan Says:

    Oh Nomad, you made me literally lol right now. Poor demoncat…. and by “poor” I mean “get thee to a writing seminar! Stat!”

  857. Nomad Scry Says:

    Cheapy Lighter Laser Burner.

    [0.0]

  858. Lo Pan Says:

    Ah! It seems Teenage Fanclub has a new album out. My question? Why does Teenage Fanclub have a new album out?

    I dont think I wanna see Badu nakey.

  859. reaper Says:

    wow only 200 I think we can kick that goals ass!

  860. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I didn’t even know there was a group called Teenage Fanclub. Thanks for educating me Lo Pan :pinch:

  861. Lo Pan Says:

    Youre not from ‘Merica.

  862. Lo Pan Says:

    Fuck yeah.

  863. Lo Pan Says:

    In other news, as Jack knows it seems Too Short has a new single.

    My question? Why does Too Short have a new single?

  864. reaper Says:

    Thanks Lo Pan, now I have the slow version of “America fuck yeah” in my head

  865. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Except, according to their website, they’re from Scotland, not ‘Merica

    http://www.teenagefanclub.com/

    So how do you know about them Lo Pan?

  866. Lo Pan Says:

    Fucking Hockey gods!!!!! Calgary is only 4 points behind the Avs! Oh Bunny this is gonna be a wicked last part of the season. Stupid Avs.

  867. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Calgary has bee four points behind for most of this last third of the season. I wouldn’t worry about Calgary as much as the “Stupid Avs.”

  868. reaper Says:

    and also one of the best lines from that movie…
    “Thats alright, I kinda feel like dieing”

  869. Lo Pan Says:

    Welcome reaps!!!

    No Bunny, I mean they had a hit in ‘Merica. Thats why I know them. Theyre one on those early 90’s alternagroups ala Lemonheads that had one hit and faded away unless you were in the college radio scene. They kinda sucked IMO.

  870. Lo Pan Says:

    I know Bunny, but it seems the Avs have been stuck at 89 points for a month now. Thems hurtin.

  871. Lo Pan Says:

    on = “of” two posts up

  872. Lo Pan Says:

    reaper gimmie the signal!

  873. reaper Says:

    * waves arms like crazy*
    IT’S ME!! IT’S ME!!

  874. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    No, Lo Pan. You meant “on” :tongue:

  875. Lo Pan Says:

    As the dyslexic once said, “On means on”!!!!!

  876. Lo Pan Says:

    Look, one of the terrorists is mocking us!

  877. Nomad Scry Says:

    The last part of todays Something Positive is excellent. And not -just- because Choochoo is in it.

    http://www.somethingpositive.net/sp03302010.shtml

  878. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Funny story. I’m currently listening to Lejon’s TTM. There was a promo for Pip’s Kiwi podcast. In it a woman screams. My hubby’s in the other room, heard the scream, came into the office asking if everything was ok. I laughed and told him is wasn’t me. He’s so cute. :smile:

  879. WNDRWolf Says:

    Completely off topic but had to share.
    http://www.edisonresearch.com/home/archives/2010/03/one_in_four_have_listened_to_an_ipod_or_other_mp3_player_whi.php

  880. reaper Says:

    The fight and love scenes in that movie are genius.

  881. reaper Says:

    we have a topic?!?!
    i never got the memo

  882. reaper Says:

    Best quote from Team America might be:
    *deep tough guy voice* “I promise I will never die”

  883. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    While I admit to being one of those 25%, I’m not quite sure I see the point of that article. Really – so what?

  884. Lo Pan Says:

    Its a Hot Topic!
    *shoots self*

    reaper youve seen the “full” love scene right? Complete with… uh.. bodily fluids?

  885. Lo Pan Says:

    So I think most of us are that “1 in 4″, yeah?

  886. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Now only need 160 comments. We’ve had a busy morning.

  887. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    No Lo Pan. It can’t be most of us. Didn’t you read? It’s only one in four of us :lol:

  888. Lo Pan Says:

    Quick everyone stop commenting!!! ;P

  889. Lo Pan Says:

    *blank stare at Bunny*

  890. reaper Says:

    Lo Pan, I just couldn’t. I have the movie and after a few minutes of laughing the “love scene” I had enough.

  891. Nomad Scry Says:

    [waves at Ed from Texas]

  892. Lo Pan Says:

    You can never have enough puppets and fecal fetish.
    Wait yes you can.

  893. Nomad Scry Says:

    Lo, you’re safe. The “naughty bits” are blurred out in the Badu vid. It is also very oversat and blurry (probably so they didn’t have to get permission from all the people walking by.) The most interesting part is about halfway in when you can see the guy in a red hoodie following along after her picking up her discards.

    Oh and the shocking final second. That was… yeah. Dude.

  894. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Lo Pan. I can back that up with a real world event. When we were in Arizona going to Sidona. There were four of us in the car, yet only one of the four brought an i-pod to hook up to the car stereo. See, one in four :wink:

    *licks Lo Pan’s nose*

  895. Lo Pan Says:

    Thanks Nomad…now I gotta go see it for the shock. Sorry Ms. Jackson. I am for real.

  896. Lo Pan Says:

    *blanker stare at Bunny*

  897. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    *wiggles nose at Lo Pan*

  898. Nomad Scry Says:

    Mimas has ghosts. That explains everything.

    (re: Van’s linkage earlier)

  899. Lo Pan Says:

    *slowly backs away*

  900. reaper Says:

    Lo Pan, That is the part I have only heard about. i just couldn’t bring myself to watch. I also skip through the puking part because it just goes on to long.

  901. ditto Says:

    I always get the name Teenage Fanclub mixed up with Teenage Head. Yes, they are totally different.
    http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Teenage_Head_%28band%29

  902. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I agree reaper, that part was a over the top.

  903. ditto Says:

    TEB: I had my iPod hooked up to my rental at the time. It’s something I almost always do when I’m in a car.

  904. Nomad Scry Says:

    Wolf! We can haz topic?!

    The 45% of adults owning a portable media player stat is interesting. The 54% of them using it in the car is … obvious?

    I used to do that in my Scion xA (because it had a jack. I miss my xA. [weeps]) but since that got squashed, I just put my ear buds in while driving. The darling dearest uses a tape deck adapter with her PMP. So 100% of my sample owns multiple PMPs and uses them whilst driving.

    I should go publish my findings. [only midly sarcastic]

  905. Lo Pan Says:

    The length of the puking part is what gives it its beauty, reaper. I lose it every time I watch it.

    ditto said “teenage head”. Thats illegal you bastard! Heh

  906. Nomad Scry Says:

    Midly? Mildly. Gah.

  907. reaper Says:

    It reminds me of the family guy “I hit my shin” thing. It is just way too much. the kids love it but after 5 seconds I’m thinking “I get it and have moved on why didn’t you”

  908. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I linked to the Teenage Head official website. It’s pink. Need I say more?

  909. Lo Pan Says:

    Because I cant move on from glory. I must bask…

  910. Nomad Scry Says:

    What movie are we talking about? I don’t think I want to see it, whatever it is.

  911. Lo Pan Says:

    Yes you do Nomad! Team America. Fuck yeah!

  912. reaper Says:

    NS, Team America World Police

  913. reaper Says:

    Freedom costs a buck o’ 5!

  914. ditto Says:

    Lo Pan: I can always count on you. ;)

  915. Lo Pan Says:

    Yes, ditto. You can m’love.

  916. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    “I hate that movie, just a little more than I love you” Cute song.

  917. Lo Pan Says:

    When you see Arec Barrwin, you see the true ugriness of human nature.

  918. Lo Pan Says:

    You are worthress, Arec Barrwin!

  919. Lo Pan Says:

    Your plan will fail! You’ll never keep the world leaders distracted here for 9 hours!

    Oh no? I’ve got Arec Barrwin!

    Dear God!

  920. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I’m so ronery…

  921. ditto Says:

    The Hell of Alec Baldwin.

  922. ditto Says:

    Gah. I’m reduced to drinking instant coffee since we’ve run out of the good stuff at home. :(

  923. Nomad Scry Says:

    I’m not a big fan of “funny” movies and TV. I get angry for some reason. For example:

    Movie: funny stuff
    Me: Hahaha
    Movie: more funny stuff
    Me: Ha
    Movie: still more funny stuff
    Me: This blows.
    Movie: Yeah, well… You do too!
    Me: [O.O]

  924. Lo Pan Says:

    Yeah Bunny! Yous sing it!

    ditto if you come here Ill make you real coffee.

    Nomad – thats why youre dead inside. Dead….inside…

  925. Lo Pan Says:

    See but that was funny Nomad!!! You funny! Why you no like the funny?

  926. ditto Says:

    You brow Arec Barrwin!

  927. Lo Pan Says:

    Fuck now I really wanna go home and watch Team America.

  928. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I admit I have to be in the right mood, but some funny is better than others. I don’t watch sit coms on TV. Not a big fan of most Wil Farrell movies, for the most part I find them rather inane, but I did enjoy Elf. Not a fan of Adam Sandler movies for the same reason. But I did enjoy the South Park Movie and Team America. *shrug* I guess they just have to hit me right for me to enjoy a comedy.

  929. Lo Pan Says:

    I’ll hit you right.
    *runs*

  930. ditto Says:

    BAM!

  931. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Lo Pan, remember I know martial arts.

  932. Lo Pan Says:

    Remember???? My wrist still hurts!

  933. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Awwww, muffin. :pouty:

  934. Lo Pan Says:

    “As actors, it is our responsibility to read the newspapers, and then say what we read on television like it’s our own opinion”

  935. Lo Pan Says:

    I mean not bad enough to make me stop mast…uh… mastadon…ing.

  936. Nomad Scry Says:

    I don’t know. Part of it is the whole (I’m only partially kidding) raised in a cult thing where I simply don’t have the cultural references that everyone else does.

    Part of it has to be that stupidity makes me angry. Even if it makes me laugh first. It is a fine line between “happy funny silly” and stupid.

    … Unrelatedly, Bunny says “I’m so ronery…” and I start CPIMM: Divinyls.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=sFEfmbAeEDY

  937. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Scry, I think that’s also in reference to Lo Pan’s comment just before yours :biggrin:

  938. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I think it’s safe to say we’re going to surpass my goal. We’re only 100 comments away from tripling March last year and we still have most of today and all of tomorrow… Now to think about April’s goal…

  939. Cj Says:

    matt damon

  940. Lo Pan Says:

    Matt Damon.

  941. ditto Says:

    This chart is hilarious:
    http://scifiwire.com/2010/03/how-to-tell-browncoats-fr.php

  942. Nomad Scry Says:

    Elf was okay. The first time.

    I loved Stranger Than Fiction. I don’t know if it is supposed to be a comedy because it made me tear up real good.

    That’s my Ferrell.

    Sandler, for the most part, has gotten better over time. I detest pretty much anything up to the Wedding Singer. I utterly hated Click. Kate Beckinsale, Christopher Walken, David Hasselhoff, Henry Winkler, and Sean Astin combined couldn’t save that one.

  943. ditto Says:

    Pretty good article about Kick Ass
    http://scifiwire.com/2010/03/outraged-by-kick-ass-curs.php

  944. ditto Says:

    I haven’t liked Ferrel in anything, though I haven’t seen Stranger Than Fiction yet. Sandler is hit and miss for me. I liked Waterboy, Zohan was silly and over-the-top, and The Longest Yard was much better than I expected.

  945. Cj Says:

    ditto, funny – but since I’ve never seen Avatar or Lost, I really can only enjoy the 1st two columns.

    They need a column for those of us that love all 3.

    Yes, I know I fall in the “Star Trek” column because of the obvious, but I’ve never had sex with a girl who has pointy ears.

    Just sayin’

  946. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    They have that wrong. I never got spanked by a light sabre. Sex role playing for Star Wars means dressing up in a Princess Leia costume (you know which one I mean)

  947. ditto Says:

    Van: I’m waiting for CrunchyRoll to make a Droid app. :(
    Great site if you like anime.

  948. reaper Says:

    ditto, that chart = awesome

  949. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Scry, your right, Stranger Than Fiction was definitely Farrell’s best

  950. Nomad Scry Says:

    On that chart, I am none of the above. If I had to pick one using the chart, I’d go Browncoat.

    I almost said I’d go Brown, but I affeared what all of you sick bastards would do with that one.

  951. Lo Pan Says:

    “Needless to say, Kick-Ass was not the kind of comic-book movie Hollywood studios wanted to make—every major studio passed on the adventures of a teenage crime fighter (Aaron Johnson)—but now that Lionsgate is releasing the independently made film, director Matthew Vaughn expects there will be some backlash from parents’ groups and political pundits.”

    Methinks Lionsgate hit the jackpot here.

  952. reaper Says:

    these people must be busy:
    http://i.imgur.com/Wu7zG.jpg

  953. Lo Pan Says:

    Once you go Brown you never…uh… back down?

  954. Lo Pan Says:

    reaper thats kinda hilarious.

  955. reaper Says:

    NS, who us?
    *puts on wounded face*

  956. Cj Says:

    matt damon.

  957. ditto Says:

    reaper: Awesome pic!

  958. reaper Says:

    matt damon

  959. Cj Says:

    Good morning, by the way! :silly:

  960. Nomad Scry Says:

    Weak.

    I expect worse from you Lo.

  961. Nomad Scry Says:

    !jC ,iH

  962. Cj Says:

    I love you, reaper.

  963. reaper Says:

    I giggle a little every time I see: matt damon

  964. reaper Says:

    Cj, matt damon?

  965. Nomad Scry Says:

    reaper – all of you. Too clever by half, and dirty minded; all of you.

  966. Nomad Scry Says:

    Wolf – Comments you have. Inane. But comments.

  967. ditto Says:

    This is the first I’ve heard of the upcoming game “Enslaved”, but it sounds interesting:
    http://kotaku.com/5504657/enslaved-may-have-the-prettiest-post+apocalypse-yet

  968. Lo Pan Says:

    Matt Daamon.

    Youll get what you get and expect no more, Nomad!!!

  969. reaper Says:

    NS Thanks!
    *curtsey*
    (I am wearing a black snuggie)

  970. Nomad Scry Says:

    Nomad Ttam.

    Think about it.

  971. reaper Says:

    I love you too, Cj.
    you got matt damon part suck in my head and I can’t stop smiling.

  972. Cj Says:

    It’s a backward Nomad!

  973. Nomad Scry Says:

    \o/

    Sadly, I have to go do stuff. Humph.

  974. Lo Pan Says:

    Matt Nomad…er…drat!

  975. Cj Says:

    reaper, yes.

    Matt Damon is also stuck in my head.

  976. ditto Says:

    What. The. Hell?
    I knew Billy has gone a little crazy, but this is seriously bad.
    http://indiefeed.com/2010/03/smashing-pumpkins-widow-make-my-mind/

  977. reaper Says:

    now I have the Wayne’s World “I love you man” scene stuck in my head

  978. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Hi Cj!

    *big hugs*

  979. Cj Says:

    hug hug hug, Bunny!

  980. Vanamonde Says:

    Well Wii owners with hacked firmware have been enjoying the SNES Super Mario Kart for a long time now.

    Cough

  981. reaper Says:

    Van, good point. For the most part I play emulator games with a laptop hooked to the TV.

  982. Vanamonde Says:

    CP: Listening Samuel L Jackson singing on a music podcast.

  983. Lo Pan Says:

    M. Night Shamalayan sez:

    “I love the [Twilight] series, and Catherine [Hardwicke's] movie, it was one of my favorite movies of that year,” he said. “Really, I thought tonally, it was a perfect movie. I called her up after I saw ‘Twilight’ and was like ‘That was amazing.’ So I’m a big fan.”

    FUCK and NO. We’re fucked on Last Airbender. Arent we?

  984. Vanamonde Says:

    …and yes there were a lot of motherfuckers.

  985. Vanamonde Says:

    Hopefully going to see Kickass tomorrow. It’s indie nature means the arty farty cinema is showing it…less teenagers hopefully.

  986. Amy Bowen Says:

    Good morning, Pan.

  987. Amy Bowen Says:

    CP: Crumblin’ Down – John Mellencamp

  988. ditto Says:

    CP: Iron Lung — Big Pig

  989. Rhettro Says:

    Adrian Zmed

  990. Rhettro Says:

    I am Zmed, killer of donkeys.

  991. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    RE: Wil Ferrell – The man is abismal, but popular. His name on the cast is reason enough for me to skip the film, no matter how many people say the film is worth it. That being said: Stranger Than Fiction was completely worth all the tooth-pulling it took to get me to see it. Good flick. Everyone has a winner now and then.

    RE: Adam Sandler – Not quite as abismal as Wil Ferrell. He at least has made multiple films worth watching, like Punch Drunk Love and The Wedding Singer. I like Waterboy in spite of myself. At best, though, he’s 50-50 hit or miss.

    Cj: have you been the girl wearing the pointy ears?

    M. Night Smalmylamarama has proved over and over that he knows nothing about film… but he can direct, so there’s hope for Air Bender… As long as he doesn’t edit the film…

  992. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Your love is…
    ike finger nails on a chalkboard.
    Your love is…
    like throwing myself overboard,
    A breakdown on a motorway,
    A heart attack on Christmas day,
    Like scaling a cliff
    then falling off,
    Like trying not to cough,

    And I didn’t see this one coming,
    now I’m in too deep
    I didn’t see this one coming,
    now I’m in too deep
    I think I’ll just keep swimming
    down, down, down
    There’s no point in trying
    to turn back now

    I’m drowned
    I’m drowned

    Your love is…
    like sand inside a bathing suit
    Your love is…
    a symphony with the sound on mute,
    A letter to the wrong address,
    Or red wine on a wedding dress,
    Like broken bones
    in my playing hand
    Like trying to swallow
    sand

    And I didn’t see this one coming,
    now I’m in too deep
    I didn’t see this one coming,
    now I’m in too deep
    I think I’ll just keep swimming
    down, down, down
    There’s no point in trying
    to reach dry ground

    I’m drowned
    I’m drowned

    Your love is…
    like one last breath of salty air
    Your love is…
    like a map that leads to nowhere,
    A wine glass on a concrete floor,
    The overuse of metaphor,
    The straight ahead
    in a sideways glance,
    Like the misstep
    in a dance,

    And I didn’t see this one coming,
    now I’m in too deep
    I didn’t see this one coming,
    now I’m in too deep
    I think I’ll just keep swimming
    down
    There’s no point
    in turning ’round

    I’m drowned
    I’m drowned

    –Drowned, by Tim Minchin

  993. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    +L

  994. JRMurdock Says:

    M. Night Smalmylamarama: What a twist!

    Wil Ferrell: Elf was really good too, but yes, Stranger Than Fiction was his best work. The man can actually act.

    Adam Sandler: YOU CAN DO IT!

  995. Cj Says:

    I love this band. I really really love her voice!

    I’m going to see them again this Saturday night… They are playing early enough for me to bring the kids.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hd2XaXLgO90

  996. reaper Says:

    I like Wil Ferrell when I don’t want to think about what I’m watching.

  997. reaper Says:

    matt damon…

  998. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Brendon Frasier Crane Technique

  999. Rhettro Says:

    Waterboy is worth watching once. And Happy Gilmore is funny on multiple viewings, but I don’t care to see any other Adam Sandler movies. Will Farrel? I kinda liked Old School, but he wasn’t the main character.

  1000. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Mummies the reason couches no can defend…

  1001. jackmangan Says:

    Emails owed – still not caught up, about to head into a meeting, which should be blissfully bizspeak free. At this juncture. gah!

  1002. reaper Says:

    Damn nearly 1000 and we still have a day left
    matt damon

  1003. Rhettro Says:

    Matt Damnon

  1004. WNDRWolf Says:

    Nomad Scry – Offers very good feedback.

    That is all I have to say about it. :)

  1005. reaper Says:

    I still can’t get Freedom costs a buck o’ 5 out of my head

  1006. JRMurdock Says:

    Jason Bourne

  1007. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Vin Diesel Engine Mechanic

  1008. ditto Says:

    Sarah Silverman
    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WLG3S5WzHig

  1009. ditto Says:

    *cue movie voice*
    See Matt Damon as Vin Diesel in Unnecessary Grumbling

  1010. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Sally Field Research Funding

  1011. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Kate Hudson River Boat Gambler

  1012. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Mel Gibson Guitar String Cheese

  1013. Rhettro Says:

    See John Cusack as John Malkovich playing Cyrus the Virus in Con Dominium. 2011.

  1014. ditto Says:

    2012 ;)

  1015. Johnny Null Says:

    reaper: Family Guy makes “humor by attrition” an art form.

  1016. Johnny Null Says:

    Funny Google-related pic, too.

  1017. Johnny Null Says:

    CP: The Software Freedom Law Show

  1018. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Humor by attrition… So, it’s supposed to be funny because all the employees have quit?

  1019. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    I have a stealth Viper sitting on my desk… And I Can See It.

  1020. Johnny Null Says:

    CP: Reasonable Doubts Podcast

  1021. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    http://twitpic.com/1c03r2

  1022. Johnny Null Says:

    Lejon: Precisely. That’s why all the animation is done overseas.

  1023. WNDRWolf Says:

    I have unreasonable doubts.

  1024. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Look, look… It’s being Stealthy!

  1025. Lo Pan Says:

    Thats good stuff, Lejon! I have the Battlestar Pegasus on my desk. BSG desk fodder FTW!!!!!!!

  1026. reaper Says:

    Lejon, ooooo pretty!!

  1027. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    *heart goes Thrummmm*

    I’ll hug it and pet it and stroke it and love it and call it George

  1028. reaper Says:

    funny:
    http://www.cracked.com/funny-3843-mario-kart/

  1029. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Wow… This is the best editing I’ve ever seen. It’s so concise…

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/echo_29/91551597/sizes/l/

  1030. jackmangan Says:

    Still not fully caught up, just needed to heap venom upon Adam Sandler (although Punch Drunk Love was excellent).

    Will Ferrell is really funny, was consistently the best of his SNL generation, yet all of his movies suck. Except Stranger Than Fiction.

  1031. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    I Just found out last night, that the 1.3 Beta of Audacity allows you to playback at double speed… This will make editing SO MUCH EASIER

  1032. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Is it true that Congress just makes laws designed to make use of common cents?

  1033. jackmangan Says:

    Caught up! That fandom chart is truly fantastic.

    Dearspeak are an excellent band, I hope they find some success. Their song “Emerald City” is really, really good.

  1034. reaper Says:

    CP: VPodcast with Jay and Jack Ep1.4
    the format seams to work better for lost

  1035. WNDRWolf Says:

    Lejon – How can Congress create legislation on something they themselves don’t have or have a clue about?

    Ok I will shut up now.

  1036. Rhettro Says:

    I actually, kind of like Audacity, other than its lack of stability and its strange way of changing my mic’s input levels. On the topic of microphones I find it odd that the built in mic on my $35 Sansa Clip sounds way better than my hand held digital recorder, my PDA or any of my microphone headsets for the computer. It’s somewhat inconvient to record to the player then upload the waves into Audacity, but it still sounds better than any other way. I guess I need to spend the big bucks on a decent USB mic.

  1037. Rhettro Says:

    Speaking of which, I have something I need to email to Wolf. Wolf expect an email shortly.

  1038. ditto Says:

    Next up to digitize: some old David Bowie.

  1039. Vanamonde Says:

    Although I liked Stranger than Fiction, thought the ending was a kopout…he should have died.

  1040. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    *sigh*

    I really thought, when my husband said he “needed an accessory for his pedal”, it would be less… stringy.

    *sigh

  1041. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Damn WP put me in purgatory hell!!!!

    I repeat:

    *sigh*

    When hubby said he “needed an accessory for his pedal”, I thought it would be less… stringy

    *sigh*

    (kind of loses impact the second time around.

  1042. reaper Says:

    fucking :ftb:

  1043. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I told him all these are his version of a mid-life crisis. The funny thing is, he totally agreed with me.

    I guess it’s better than a new sports car with a blond seat cover :wink:

  1044. Rhettro Says:

    Blond is one of my favorite interior options.

  1045. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Rhett, I’m hoping your wife is blond…

  1046. ditto Says:

    GAH! SPOILER VAN!
    *mopes*

  1047. Cj Says:

    Love Emerald City

    Love the Sarah Silverman video

    Love the BSG stealthiness

    Love that I spent a total of $97.00 and change on groceries today and my coupon savings were $99.00 and change.

    neato

  1048. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Re: the Sarah Silverman video. There is actually a response video called I’m F’ing Ben Affleck that is quite funny as well.

  1049. Cj Says:

    oh, and I have a microphone in my hand.

    be afraid.

  1050. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Ah, here it is:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=j_pFTAY7MF8

  1051. Rhettro Says:

    TEB, you met my wife. LOL

  1052. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I did? I honestly don’t remember. She wasn’t at the mmmmmeetup (if so, I must have been drunker than I thought)

  1053. Cj Says:

    Flarglebraggingargle!

    Audacity just crashed on me.

  1054. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Hubby better hurry up and restring. The whole purpose of these purchases is for MY listening pleasure. I don’t care about him at this point.

  1055. jackmangan Says:

    Cj, please watch it with the harsh language.

  1056. Cj Says:

    Rhett brought the wife and kids to Denny’s! They are in the picture we took outside.

  1057. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    “Flarglebraggingargle!”? Can we hear that said on your recording?

  1058. Amy Bowen Says:

    She was at breakfast at Denny’s on Sunday.

    (Hooray! We made it to the comment goal! WOOHOO!!! :biggrin: )

  1059. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Ah yes! Now I remember. A strawberry blond! Very pretty. Cute kids, too!

  1060. Amy Bowen Says:

    Oops, Cj beat me to the punch.

  1061. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I take that back, ditto’s wife is the strawberry blond. Rhett’s is just blond. Really, I was sober that day :smile:

  1062. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/lovelongandprosper/4436415100/

    Rhett’s wife is far left.

  1063. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    My Computer just came! My computer just came!!!!!

    Now I definately can’t say anything about hubby’s purchases.

  1064. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Rhettro: RE: your mic’s levels — Check your windows sounds settings. Look for Mic Boost… or something like it… turn it off…

  1065. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    TEB: Whoa… That’s a little too much information…

  1066. Rhettro Says:

    ^LOL

  1067. Rhettro Says:

    Yeah Lejon, I’ll have to spend a little more time with it.

  1068. ditto Says:

    TEB will need some silicon cleaner. ;)

  1069. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    I’m thinking TEB isn’t paying attention to us anymore… She’s got a brand new harddrive wrapped in plastic to play with…

  1070. ditto Says:

    Almost as distracting as bubble wrap.

  1071. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Speaking of distracting

    SQUIRREL

  1072. Rhettro Says:

    And the interesting ways to pop the bubbles.

  1073. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    “Oh my God, it’s so big!!!”

  1074. ditto Says:

    Beware of wet stripper.
    Just saying.
    http://oddlyspecific.com/2010/03/funny-signs-what-now/

  1075. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    There Goes TEB quoting Tank Girl again…

  1076. ditto Says:

    That’s what she said!

  1077. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Heh heh heh… 1st floor… Heh heh heh
    Good one ditto

  1078. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Anyone know what happened to Lori Petty?

  1079. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    “I don’t want to miss Baywatch”

  1080. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Hubby’s laughing at me. Among other things my computer came with a ball cap (swag as my hubby says). I’m wearing the cap as I put my computer together.

  1081. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Holy crap! The keyboard requires a double USB hookup. It’s a good thing my new system has 8 USB ports

  1082. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    2 USBs? TWO USBs? GREAT SCOTT!

  1083. ditto Says:

    At least you don’t have to accelerate it to 88 miles per hour!

  1084. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Tell me truly Lejon, is Scott really that great?

  1085. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    TEB: Yes, she is… OY!

  1086. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    OK, I might be out of line here, but here she is

    http://www.flickr.com/photos/kevdiggs/222884853/

  1087. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    “set up is preparing you computer for first use”

    ooohhhh, I’m just all a quiver!

  1088. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Bears don’t dig on dancin’
    They just don’t dig it.
    Bears don’t dig on dancin’

    Horses don’t mind being ridden
    Dogs just love to do our biddin’
    Mice find mazes quite relaxin’
    Bubbles really cared for Michael Jackson
    But bears don’t dig on dancing

    Budgies like to play with bells
    Lassie lifted kids from wells
    Elephants like shifting logs
    Dissection is fun for frogs
    But bears don’t dig on dancing

    Wee canaries mining coal
    Ferrets bred to fit in holes
    Dogs take blind folk into town
    Kangaroos Jump Around.

    Bears are surprisingly disinterested in dancing.

    If you go into the woods today,
    You’d better go in disguise.
    If you go into the woods today,
    Prepare for a big surprise.
    Cos every bear that ever there was
    Will gather there for certain because
    Today’s the day the bears are having a rave.

    All around are grumpy bears
    Sitting there on plastic chairs
    Hanging out in sullen pairs
    They just don’t dig on dancin’

    Bears just cannot keep the beat
    Most of them have two left feet
    They like fighting and eating meat,
    And hibernating, lazy fuckers
    They just don’t dig on dancing

    You can hire the best DJ
    They won’t boogie anyway
    Bears all reckon dancing’s gay.
    Homophobic hairy fuckers
    Just don’t dig on dancin’.

    Bears don’t dig on dancin’
    They just don’t dig it.
    Bears don’t dig on dancin’

    Dolphins like autistic kiddies
    Cats are good for aging biddies
    Pigeons fly to bring you letters
    Sheep get shorn to make your sweaters.

    Camels hump, donkeys haul
    A seal can catch a rubber ball
    I’ve seen monkeys wearing pants
    But bears think they’re too good to dance
    Motherfuckers don’t dig on dancing.

    –Bears Don’t Dig on Dancing, by Tim Minchin

  1089. ditto Says:

    Quivering bunny. I thought it just needed repeating. ;)

  1090. WNDRWolf Says:

    Yeah – Quivering bunny.

  1091. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Woo Hoo!

    Coming to you live from the new system!

  1092. reaper Says:

    I picture a bunny taking an arrow off the string and putting it back in the quiver.

  1093. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I lied, there are actually 10 USB ports. Found two more hidden ones.

  1094. reaper Says:

    Bunny, your comment looks shinier.

  1095. ditto Says:

    Sweet mother of pearl! Is that a new computer you are posting with?

  1096. Cj Says:

    I’ve sent files to Jack. Audio files.

    I’ve also sent one to Bunny that I didn’t send to Jack.

    muah hahahah

    :drevil:

  1097. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    I feel a tremor in the… Oh, it’s just TEB and her new system…

  1098. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    5.1 sound. My feet are all tingly from the bass :smile:

  1099. ditto Says:

    If your feet are tingly, then you are doing it wrong. ;)

  1100. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Hate cake… love Frosting.
    My love for frosting outweighs my distaste for cake
    so, I’m eating cake.

    Damn French Aristocrats!

  1101. reaper Says:

    ditto maybe she is actually doing it right :D

  1102. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    ditto: actually, my wife says that when her feet go tingly, I’ve done it JUST right…

  1103. Cj Says:

    I’m eating a slice of cinnamon swirl bread fresh baked from the bakery around the corner.

    It is made of yum.

  1104. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Ok, I think I’ll start the back up of my old computer’s files so I can port them over

  1105. Amy Bowen Says:

    Congratulations, TEB!

  1106. reaper Says:

    most frosting makes me sick which sucks because I like it.

  1107. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I now have a blu-ray burner. I want to copy something…

  1108. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    reaper: amen bro. Of course, Butter Cream is AWESOME… Damnit, now I want more cake…

  1109. reaper Says:

    I just had a funny thought. During the random nipple reading how many time do you think jack will say matt damon?

  1110. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Ooh, ooh, Copy Porn, TEB! BLUE RAY should make porn, EVEN BETTER. (NOW IN 3-D)!

  1111. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Matt Damon

  1112. jackmangan Says:

    A mom, a dad, and two kids are a talent agent’s office to showcase their act. . .

  1113. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Damn it, now you’ve got me doing it!

  1114. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Back on my old computer. I’m installing office so I shut everything else down.

  1115. reaper Says:

    Lejon, Butter cream is awesome but is also the worst offender to my innards.
    I have to eat carrot cake slowly because of that which is one of the few good cakes.

  1116. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Make your own BluRay thingy

    Here’s some basic construction parts

    http://dillyeo.com/30mw-blue-violet-laser-presentation-pointer

  1117. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    slow cake… Mmmm…NO NO, I HATE CAKE!

    butter cream… butter cream dreams… butter cream dreams cream jeans…

  1118. reaper Says:

    hmmm new version of iTunes is out. maybe it will fix that issue where podcasts don’t auto delete in 64bit

  1119. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    At some point in the near future, I’ll also have to install Firefox

  1120. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    TEB: You should make the new system VERY shiny, and add Chrome…

  1121. reaper Says:

    Jejon, I think you need a distraction.

    SQUIRREL!!!

  1122. reaper Says:

    I love using Chrome the only problem is not everything runs on it yet.

  1123. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Lejon, I think a Fox would go well with a Bunny, don’t you?

  1124. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    TEB: especially when the Bunny is a Fox… Mrowr…

  1125. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    I want to hurt someone… Badly

    http://www.scifimoviepage.com/upcoming/previews/robotech.html

  1126. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    OK…. I can fume until 2012 according to IMDB…

  1127. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Some things just don’t need a movie made out of them

  1128. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I’m going to sign off now, about to start transferring files

  1129. Rhettro Says:

    Jack Damon

  1130. Rhettro Says:

    Matt Mangan

  1131. Rhettro Says:

    Mack Jamon

  1132. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Ham on, Ham on, Ham on Whole Wheat. Hee-he!

  1133. jackmangan Says:

    Matt Mango

  1134. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Jett Jacoby

  1135. JRMurdock Says:

    Blu Ray Porn in 3 D. Would that be a first person shooter?

  1136. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Patt Ramon

  1137. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    JR: it’s always a 1st person shooter…

  1138. JRMurdock Says:

    I need cake too. And a Squirrel, and pie. mmmm pie!

  1139. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Bette Damon

  1140. jackmangan Says:

    I don’t need anything! Except this lamp. . .

  1141. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Devon Miles

    One man can make a difference, Devon Miles is not that man, he’s the man behind the man that can make a difference. This is the story of the guy who pays to have the Knight Industries Two Thousand repaired and maintained. His is the story of the Knight Abider.

  1142. JRMurdock Says:

    and this ashtray!

    and a squirrel pie!

  1143. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    And this Themos.

  1144. Johnny Null Says:

    And this lamp.

  1145. Vanamonde Says:

    That Dewar flask lacks a certain something.

  1146. Rhettro Says:

    Take lamp.

    Beat Grue over the head with lamp.

  1147. Vanamonde Says:

    You wait..

    Thorin starts singing about gold.

  1148. jackmangan Says:

    Go north.
    Swim.
    lol.
    http://i.imgur.com/NXcvK.jpg

  1149. Johnny Null Says:

    re: The quake: Was that a 6.9 on the Richter Scale?

  1150. Vanamonde Says:

    Looks like the new Itunes is mainly for iPad functionality..sod that.

  1151. Johnny Null Says:

    > Go left

    You can’t go left.

    > Go left

    You can’t go left.

    > Go left

    I’m telling you, you can’t go left.

    > Go left

    I just said you can’t go left. Aren’t you paying attention?

    > Go left

    This is the last time I’m telling you. You can’t go left.

    > Go left

    Okay, you go left.

  1152. Johnny Null Says:

    jack: Nice.

  1153. Vanamonde Says:

    There was a game in the 80’s, where if you swore it did a fake reset.

  1154. Johnny Null Says:

    re: Robotech: I actually think Toby Maguire may be a pretty good pic. I don’t know who this Kasdan chap is, but he seems to have pretty good credentials. That all being said, it’s going to be a CG-fest, and will look like shite. What I wouldn’t give for some crazy kit-bashing fools to take that project over.

  1155. Johnny Null Says:

    Vanamonde: Really? That’s hilarious!

    My father told me the old text-adventure game Hitchhiker’s Guide had a segment in the game that basically went kind of what I posted, and you couldn’t win the game unless you were stubborn enough to get the program to allow you to go left. I’d kill someone.

  1156. Johnny Null Says:

    Work was okay, had to take things slow, but work in general seems to be very good rehab.

    I’ll have to catch up on e-mails tomorrow-ish.

  1157. JRMurdock Says:

    I won’t lie. Take my geek card if you like, but I won’t lie. I just started watching BSG. I heard all the complaints about the ending, but I guess I don’t get it. The mini-series and first couple of episodes that’s all they talk about… God this, God that, let’s pray, God will lead the way, etc, etc. So why again is everyone all mad about the ending?

    I’ll keep watching. Even though I know how it ends. It’s about the journey, not the destination. LOL

    I’m picking out a thermos for you… not an ordinary thermos for you…

  1158. JRMurdock Says:

    I feel the need to play Zork now.

  1159. Lo Pan Says:

    “The mini-series and first couple of episodes that’s all they talk about… God this, God that, let’s pray, God will lead the way, etc, etc. So why again is everyone all mad about the ending?”

    Dont even base on what the ending should have been on the mini-series and first few eps.

    The journey kicks fucking ass. And thats all you need.

  1160. JRMurdock Says:

    then I’m good :)

  1161. Johnny Null Says:

    I’ll go one better. I’ve not seen one episode of the new series.

  1162. Rhettro Says:

    While I liked season 1 of BSG the best, the series as a whole was excellent. With the rest of the series so good, I don’t think it was possible for the writers to meet all the fanboy’s expectations.

  1163. jackmangan Says:

    The first few seasons of the new BSG were some of the best TV I’ve ever seen.

  1164. EssBee Says:

    I LOVE, LOVE, LOVE BSG. So much.

    Matt Damon.

    Youse have been busy, yo.

    xox, bendybendybendy :mush:

  1165. reaper Says:

    BSG = the shit. it is one of the few shows I intend to get on a blu-ray box set (lost is the only other at this point) this show is all the journey and if the journey didn’t end so soon I would be happy for maybe 2 more seasons than it got. maybe Capricais my answer to the more season question
    At that point might have gotten watered down but I could live with. I’m not sure how they could have strung it along that far but hay ER got 13 years, the Simpsons are still going, (insert other example here) made it that far.
    Off to watch lost in 10 minutes!

  1166. EssBee Says:

    CW: Caprica season finale

  1167. Amy Bowen Says:

    CD (doing): more work on the website project
    CD (drinking): wine

  1168. Lo Pan Says:

    LOOOOOOOOOOOOSSSST!!!!!!!

    The package was what I thought the package was. And Im glad. Damn glad.

  1169. Lo Pan Says:

    “maybe Capricais my answer to the more season question”

    No. No reaps its not. Not by a goddamn sight.

  1170. Nomad Scry Says:

    I’ll suffer through a sucktastic journey in the hopes of an excellent destination. I will not suffer a terrible ending though. I will not add BSG to my collection because the ending didn’t provide the answers that were promised, it wasted time breaking characters, and was insulting to the series as a whole.

    On the other hand, I pretend that almost all of Roswell season 3 does not exist because it is totally out of character for the show. I understand why the producers did what they did… but no.

    Part of the reason I am savoring my way through Farscape is that I totally expect the ending to blow. And I just don’t want to spoil my good memories.

  1171. Nomad Scry Says:

    I had a laser pointer and the cat loved it, but I used it so much that the on/off button broke (and I couldn’t figure out how to open the casing to replace it.)

    My wife bought a cheap little keychain laser pointer and… the cat would retrieve it. We don’t know where he drug it off to last.

  1172. Nomad Scry Says:

    Jack’s sign – I read that as, “If you see someone drowning: LOL, Call 911.”

  1173. Lejon (from Chandler) Says:

    RE: BSG – Awesome, Awesome, Questionable but good, Awesome… but that last half hour…Yeah, two weeks in an editing chamber with the shit they cut out, and I could fix that.

    NS: The last ep of Season 4, which officially is the last ep of the series TOTALLY BLOWS…but not because it was bad. When you get to that point, you will see the “to be continued” notice display… but know this, IT WAS THE SERIES FINALLY. There was no indication that any more Farscape would be made at that point. So, I recommend holding off watching the follow up mini-series The Peacekeeper Wars for 6 months, in solidarity with those of us that had to put up with 18 months of waiting for anything on it.

    and no, I’m not BITTER at all…

  1174. Cj at Work Says:

    NS: You and everyone else in my office.

    Yes. I shared.

  1175. Nomad Scry Says:

    I really wish I did not work for a publicly traded company. The stupid BS we go through to make the stats look good. Fah.

  1176. Nomad Scry Says:

    Lejon: You have mentioned that before, so I’m pretty sure that you are not bitter, not at all, about it. I was lucky enough to watch the first season and a half before losing cable. When I finally got cable again, Farscape AND TechTV were both gone.

    At least I had Mythbusters still.

  1177. Nomad Scry Says:

    Cj – That’s disgusting.

    XP

  1178. Nomad Scry Says:

    I’m down to 500 messages in my inbox!

  1179. Cj Says:

    You lost me, NS… Why is my sharing the link disgusting?

  1180. Cj Says:

    matt da :mush:

  1181. Nomad Scry Says:

    Cj – I dunno. I thought it was funny, but I guess it wasn’t.

    I’ll try again next time.

  1182. Nomad Scry Says:

    I don’t know how we missed this yesterday, but apparently the screenwriter for Battlefield Earth is “apologizing” for it.
    http://scifiwire.com/2010/03/battlefield-earth-writer.php

  1183. Nomad Scry Says:

    Because work is stupid and also stupid, I will be done with my work week in 30 minutes.

    I will also be wasting a vacation day to make it so.

    .

  1184. Ed from Texas Says:

    Did I finally get caught up on comments? YES!

  1185. Ed from Texas Says:

    BSG – SO SAY WE ALL!

    Though, I do think “The Plan” was much worse than the end of the series.

  1186. Ed from Texas Says:

    And, today my youngest turns 5.

  1187. Vanamonde Says:

    I feel events are conspiring against my attempt to see Kick Ass today. Vandalism on the track means it’s going to be easier to reach the cinema than get back home.

    Hmmmm!

  1188. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Morning Pan!

  1189. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    So I managned to transfer all my files last night but, while apple found all my music/podcasts it didn’t transfer my playlists. I guess I’ll have to re-sort everything out.

  1190. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    I’m lovin’ the Windows Easy Transsfer. It did everything, including my outlook settings – just had to type in my passwords and away I went.

  1191. EssBee Says:

    And, I’m back. Good hump-day morning, y’all.

  1192. Vanamonde Says:

    Repairs on the track done, heading off to the cinema to see Kick Ass.

  1193. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Have fun at the flicks, Van

  1194. Lo Pan Says:

    “Though, I do think “The Plan” was much worse than the end of the series.”

    Ed I own The Plan (got it for Xmas) so I was able to view it more than once. After a couple viewings its my opinion that its 30minutes of awesome, 30 minutes of ok, and 45 minutes of complete ass. That being said, The Plan didnt almost destroy my love of the series as the last 30 minutes of the show did.

    Really, just watch The Plan for boobs and the awesome scenes of the Cylons blowing the hell out of the Colonies.

  1195. EssBee Says:

    Plus, the gayness.

  1196. WNDRWolf Says:

    Have fun Van!

  1197. WNDRWolf Says:

    Boob!! Where?

  1198. Johnny Null Says:

    CP: 7. DeadMech 07 – Dead Mech

  1199. ditto Says:

    CP: All Is Violent, All Is Bright — God Is An Astronaut

    CD: Conf Call Hell

  1200. Cj Says:

    NS – I think you are very funny! :silly:

    Ed – Happy Birthday to your little one!

    Good Morning Bunny and EssBee!

    Van – I hope the movie lives up to its name!

    Long Pan and Wolf – Good Morning. Boobs FTW.

    JN and ditto – Good Morning. Boobs FTW. (I got nothing else and it “bares” repeating)

  1201. Cj Says:

    Is it wrong that I want to take my coffee into the shower with me? I really don’t like having to leave it while I shower. I miss it so much for those 15 minutes.

  1202. Lo Pan Says:

    Yes.

  1203. EssBee Says:

    I take my coffee into the shower. DO IT.

  1204. Lo Pan Says:

    cutting my face
    and walking on splinters
    i lost my soul
    to the look in your eyes

  1205. Cj Says:

    *Cj grabs her coffee, looks lovingly at EssBee, and scurries off to the shower.*

    boob

  1206. Lo Pan Says:

    “boob” is truly the greatest palindrome.

  1207. Lo Pan Says:

    Just as “SHPLAPOW!” is the greatest onimonipea.

  1208. Lo Pan Says:

    Onomatopoeia?

  1209. Lo Pan Says:

    Onyourmomandrita?

  1210. Johnny Null Says:

    CP: CocoRosie – Lemonade

  1211. Lo Pan Says:

    New Tardis.

    http://www.radiotimes.com/content/features/galleries/doctor-who-exclusive-look-inside-the-new-tardis/06/

  1212. Lo Pan Says:

    “tit” is also a fine palindrome. I see a theme here….

  1213. Johnny Null Says:

    CP: From Eternity To Here: Sean M. Carroll’s Quest To Understand Time

  1214. Lo Pan Says:

    Also “breasttsaerb”

    Ok Im stretching here. As she said.

  1215. Johnny Null Says:

    Lo Pan: I was unaware you were a Ministry fan. Very nice.

    Cj: Thanks, I’m a big fan!

  1216. Nomad Scry Says:

    Van – Have you seen/heard this one? I’m probably just being ignorant, but it seemed like something you might be interested in.

    http://whatever.scalzi.com/2010/03/31/todays-strangely-compelling-silliness/

  1217. Johnny Null Says:

    Lo Pan: Looks as though it’s from Alice in Wonderland.

  1218. Nomad Scry Says:

    The new Tardis looks to have taken a bit of inspiration from Torchwood.

    I think I’m getting old. The companion doesn’t look old enough to buy smokes yet.

  1219. EssBee Says:

    The 11th Doctor looks 11 years old!

  1220. Nomad Scry Says:

    Am I supposed to be able to make out a single word of Stigmata? Bah.

  1221. Johnny Null Says:

    Nomad Scry: A friend of mine gave me his copies of Details magazine. In general, it’s just a pretty bad rag. But of particular note are the models in many of the ads and shots used in said rag. It’s as though middle-school-age children suddenly are wearing multi-thousand-dollar outfits and drinking booze. I must be approaching the same age as the sphinx.

  1222. Johnny Null Says:

    Nomad Scry: I understand most of them in that song.

  1223. Nomad Scry Says:

    There is something about 11th’s forehead that makes me think he is quite a bit older.

  1224. Nomad Scry Says:

    Oh! I can understand him shouting “lies” now!

    Oh. Song is over. Figures.

  1225. Johnny Null Says:

    Nomad Scry: Lower serial number?

  1226. Nomad Scry Says:

    JN – What?

  1227. Johnny Null Says:

    Nomad Scry: Hahaha. Yes, Ministry doesn’t shoot for melody or clarity.

    re: serial number:

    Nomad Scry Says:
    March 31st, 2010 at 7:13 am

    There is something about 11th’s forehead that makes me think he is quite a bit older.

    I was just typing to hear myself type.

  1228. Nomad Scry Says:

    Fantasy Magazine lists 10 of Fantasy’s Weirdest Relationships.

    http://www.fantasy-magazine.com/2010/03/bad-romance-ten-of-fantasys-weirdest-relationships/

  1229. Johnny Null Says:

    And in regards to stucco:

    You can even get stucco. Oh, can you get stuck-o. These plots of land come with my personal guarantee. Why, if this land doesn’t double in value within the next year, I don’t know what you can do about it.

    /nipple-babble

    /for now

    /maybe

  1230. Nomad Scry Says:

    Well, I liked the lyric that Lo quoted. It was evocative. But I can’t say I like their music. I mistakenly thought I did and picked up one of their albums at a yard sale and was disappointed to find it was noise. I’m even more disappointed if the lyrics are usually good.

    I wish the neighbor would cease vacuuming.

  1231. Johnny Null Says:

    I can readily agree that Ministry is not for everyone. Lady J loaned a coworker their Filthpig album. She said she made it about halfway through the first song.

    I think Psalm 69 is solid, as is The Land of Rape and Honey. Filthpig is good, but probably only for people who are already fans. However I bought another album years ago, it had the song “Over Your Shoulder” or something like that on it. I thought is was a big pile of steaming bird poop.

  1232. Johnny Null Says:

    CP: Trance Lab Radio – 29 March 2010

  1233. Rhettro Says:

    Ed, you’re kidding. Today my oldest turns 12.

  1234. Nomad Scry Says:

    Filthpig. Yeah, that’s the one.

  1235. Nomad Scry Says:

    Congratulations Old Man Rhettro.

    One more year to get your wooden bat and gun license.

  1236. Johnny Null Says:

    On a similar subject, we often talk about the high quality of some lyrics in Pearl Jam’s songs, which you can rarely make out. It’s disappointing.

  1237. JRMurdock Says:

    Still can’t figure out why my home computer hates iTunes. When I play a video in iTunes (just like when I play a flash-based game) my processor goes up to 100% usage and I get LAG! Sound is always good, but the video doth sucketh. I think I”ll blame my video card (or lack of as it’s an on-board chip set)

    NS: go cut her power :)

    JN: Ministry RAWKS! WOO WOO!

  1238. JRMurdock Says:

    TEB: Did we ever hit your goal? We all don’t seem to have enough to say. :)

  1239. Rhettro Says:

    Yes, I’m old, how old? I remember seeing Star Wars – A New Hope in the theater, before it was “A New Hope.”

  1240. Cj Says:

    Happy Birthday to mini-Rhettro!

  1241. Johnny Null Says:

    Nomad Scry: I can surely understand, then.

    JRMurdock: We HAVE been tight-keyboarded, haven’t we?

    Rhettro: Well done. I already am yelling for kids to get off of my lawn.

  1242. Johnny Null Says:

    JRMurdock: I wonder if it’s a codec issue combined with DRM?

  1243. WNDRWolf Says:

    Holy crap – my oldest is 21
    my youngest – 12
    then my middle is 15…

    my oldest is no longer in the house… so does that count?

  1244. WNDRWolf Says:

    I am old – I remember seeing Jaws in the theater (drive in).

  1245. Nomad Scry Says:

    JRMurdock – That’s a swell idea, but… then her husband might not offer to take me comic booking.

  1246. JRMurdock Says:

    I remember seeing Saturday Night Fever in theaters. God I feel old now. But I don’t feel as old as WNDR as my oldest is 12 and my youngest is 12. :) There can be only 1!!!

  1247. ditto Says:

    I remember reading Jaws, but wasn’t allowed to see it.

  1248. Johnny Null Says:

    I’m the oldest in my house! RAWR! I conquer all! BWAAAA!

    Matt Damon.

  1249. Nomad Scry Says:

    Bloody hell, Wolf! I had no idea.

    My eldest is 14. And I was a baby when Star Wars came out.

  1250. Johnny Null Says:

    I remember walking through a mall with my folks. I saw a sign offering the movie “Staying Alive” in a cinema. I said I wanted to watch it, clearly just getting into violence. I was told it wasn’t the genre of movie I thought it was. I assumed they were lying.

  1251. Nomad Scry Says:

    She’s [bleeping] Matt Damon.

  1252. EssBee Says:

    Wolfie, that means you became a father at 15? You are a wolf . . .

  1253. Johnny Null Says:

    I think I’d rather be engulfed in flames than take an ice bath.

  1254. ditto Says:

    As someone that has been burned, I’d rather take an ice bath.

  1255. Johnny Null Says:

    ditto: Shit, really?

  1256. ditto Says:

    Yep. I have a couple interesting scars from a house iron. Probably should be a dumb-ass memory, but I was 3 or 4. I had some other, less severe, burns. I’m not afraid of fire, but I do respect how much that shit hurts.

  1257. Johnny Null Says:

    ditto: Wow. I had a scar from a hot cookie sheet (natch). I must’ve been around two or three.

  1258. WNDRWolf Says:

    EssBee you are to kind. I was a bit older when the oldest was born…
    FYI – It took almost four years for the number of episodes of Wander Radio to be larger than my age. (Although that happened recently…)

  1259. Johnny Null Says:

    Contrary to popular opinion, my father is still older than I am.

  1260. ditto Says:

    CP: Shame — Inward Eye

    CD: Conf Call Hell (still)

  1261. Johnny Null Says:

    Oh, and every time I refresh, the Pixie part at the top of the page reminds me of the pixie bits in this episode. I thought they were really comical.

  1262. JRMurdock Says:

    I have interesting scars on my arms from when I took a lighter and started to burn a plastic rope (broken) that was used for our swings and it melted quickly and dripped on my hands and arms. I remember looking at it burning on my hand and freaking out and WIPING it off and watching it spread. Being 8 I didn’t think to rub it in the dirt or anything. NOOOO I rubbed it on my pants :))

  1263. Johnny Null Says:

    JRMurdock: Wow. That’s impressive.

    Note to self: Hide combustibles if ever I attend a Mmmmeetup.

  1264. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Work is kicking my butt this morning. Who knew month end increased people’s stupidity.

  1265. The Energizer Bunny Says:

    Wolf, we have well surpassed the triple goal. We can stop talking now if you want.

  1266. EssBee Says:

    My butt? Also kicked by work today.

  1267. WNDRWolf Says:

    TEB – Is that a subtle way of saying Too Much Information?

  1268. Johnny Null Says:

    I guess I’ll mute my keyboard.

  1269. ditto Says:

    Keyboard on mute now
    *******
    **
    ******

  1270. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Good Morning, :pan: !

    The 11th Doctor (matt smith) is 26 years old… the forehead thing, does make me wonder though…

    My wife actually used to listen to Ministry… and Sisters of Mercy… I wonder if we have any CDs…

    I received a couple small burns when cooking Caramel Corn…So basically I haven’t had any real experience in this area… but Hot Caramel…OUCH…

  1271. Johnny Null Says:

    Okay, TMI? How’s this? If you hurt your back enough, it’s very hard to fart.

  1272. Johnny Null Says:

    CP: Jay-J & Jacques LaBoum – Bounce The Night

  1273. jackmangan Says:

    Wow Lejon, she really is an ex-goth!

    Little-known-fact: I happen to have Ministry’s “Psalm 69″ in my car’s CD player right now.

  1274. Johnny Null Says:

    Wow, hackerspaces can really bring out the weirdos. And that’s ME saying that.

  1275. jackmangan Says:

    Happy Birthdays all around to the youngsters, btw.

  1276. Johnny Null Says:

    CP: 126 GID How to Scope Your Workload

  1277. Johnny Null Says:

    jack: Well done, sir!

  1278. Vanamonde Says:

    Well I’m going to be very predictable here.

    Kick Ass was kickass.

    But I haven’t read the comic book it’s based on.

    Oh fans of first season of the new Dr Who, will notice a bad guy playing a heavy….

  1279. EssBee Says:

    Little known fact: Everything I own is covered in cat hair.

  1280. JRMurdock Says:

    My mock-ups are mocking me. GAR!

  1281. Johnny Null Says:

    CP: Mar. 27, 2010: The News from Lake Wobegon

  1282. Johnny Null Says:

    EssBee: I saw a sign once saying that no outfit is complete without dog hair. We, by necessity, agree. Of course, we have a cat and a dog, so we’ve got both corners covered.

  1283. Nomad Scry Says:

    RT @Johnny Null: Okay, TMI? How’s this? If you hurt your back enough, it’s very hard to fart.

  1284. JRMurdock Says:

    Wait… we can now RT in the deadpan? Wow! This place has evolved! WOO WOO!

    I need to fart, but my back hurts. GAR!

  1285. EssBee Says:

    Rejoice Transgenderism?

  1286. EssBee Says:

    Retreat Totally?

  1287. EssBee Says:

    Regain Traction?

  1288. Johnny Null Says:

    CP: We’re Alive – Chapter 12 “The War” Part 1 of 4

  1289. Johnny Null Says:

    ARGH!

  1290. reaper Says:

    rally troops?

  1291. Johnny Null Says:

    An automaton that’s bleach-white: palliddrone?

  1292. Johnny Null Says:

    Random Tail?

  1293. Nomad Scry Says:

    Rectal Tympani

    dum dum dum dum dum dum dum

  1294. Nomad Scry Says:

    Resist Tyranny

  1295. reaper Says:

    red tortellini

  1296. EssBee Says:

    Runchie Time!

    Today = left over hot & sour soup. I’ve been waiting for this moment all day.

  1297. reaper Says:

    rip tide

  1298. Johnny Null Says:

    CP: Live Online #54: Papaya

  1299. Johnny Null Says:

    Righteously Tawdry

  1300. Jack Mangan Says:

    Regarding Taint

  1301. reaper Says:

    real tired

  1302. ditto Says:

    Rigorous titillation

  1303. Nomad Scry Says:

    Sleeping time. Enjoy the silence.

  1304. reaper Says:

    Ranting tortoise

  1305. Nomad Scry Says:

    Jack – Refreshing Taint?

  1306. Johnny Null Says:

    Ooof.

  1307. JRMurdock Says:

    Respirator Threesome?

  1308. JRMurdock Says:

    Rescue Triceratops?

  1309. JRMurdock Says:

    Recycle Tiaras?

  1310. JRMurdock Says:

    oh, wait.. I’m poking fun of myself, aren’t I? LOL

  1311. ditto Says:

    Recursive Taint

  1312. Cj Says:

    Reputation Titillation

    My lunch is muenster on pumpernickel.

  1313. Cj Says:

    Raining Tortillas

  1314. ditto Says:

    Bounce The Night? Was JN listening to IndieFeed Dance?

    Van: Glad to hear Kick Ass lives up to its name. I wish it was out now here.

  1315. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Rancor Toast

  1316. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Romulan Treaty

  1317. ditto Says:

    LJ: Nice one!

  1318. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Relativity Theory

  1319. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Rancid Tallow

  1320. ditto Says:

    Rip Torn

  1321. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Radioactive Tophat

  1322. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Revolutionary Teabag

  1323. ditto Says:

    Redirect tickle

  1324. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Resplendent Titmouse

  1325. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Regressive Therapy

  1326. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Perhaps that should have been

    Regression Therapy

  1327. ditto Says:

    Time to get some more work done

  1328. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Romantic Theme

  1329. Rhettro Says:

    *turning all music discussion back to Nevermore* The Nevermore has a kick ass song called “The Psalm of Lydia.” The lead singer of Nevermore did a good cover of the Sisters of Mercy song “Lucretia My Reflecton.”

  1330. ditto Says:

    CP: Fight, Fuck and Bleed — King Loses Crown

  1331. Jack Mangan Says:

    Rebel Traitor
    Renegade Timelord
    Reptilian Transvestite

  1332. Jack Mangan Says:

    Rhettro Thrash

  1333. JRMurdock Says:

    Rhino Tofu

  1334. JRMurdock Says:

    Rhettro Ticonderoga

  1335. JRMurdock Says:

    Rhettro Tazerriffic

  1336. JRMurdock Says:

    Rhettro Trafficjam

  1337. Johnny Null Says:

    CP: Episode 39 – Thirty-Nine FOREVER!

  1338. Johnny Null Says:

    Ribosome Tetris

  1339. ditto Says:

    CP: Hitchin’ A Ride — Green Day

  1340. Jack Mangan Says:

    Rowdy Trombone

  1341. ditto Says:

    Beware of opening any PDF for the foreseeable future:
    http://isc.sans.org/diary.html?storyid=8545

  1342. JRMurdock Says:

    Rotund Triped

  1343. Vanamonde Says:

    CP:

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=942W03cUhkw

  1344. Johnny Null Says:

    ditto: Thanks for the heads-up. I believe this is rather old news, but always good to bring up again. Adobe is an abomination, security-ly-speaking.

    A partial solution is use another PDF reader, like SumatraPDF.

  1345. Vanamonde Says:

    Resonator Terminator

  1346. Vanamonde Says:

    Foxitreader is another good one:

    http://www.foxitsoftware.com/pdf/reader/

  1347. Vanamonde Says:

    But apparently it’s vunerable as well..bugger.

  1348. ditto Says:

    JN: As far as I know, this is brand new. It isn’t a vulnerability, this is a “flaw” in PDF itself.

  1349. ditto Says:

    All PDF applications are vulnerable to this “flaw” since it is part of the language itself.

  1350. Johnny Null Says:

    ditto: Oooooooooooh. Crap, ANOTHER one? It’s already allowed to run JS code, amongst other things. Damn!

  1351. ditto Says:

    JN: Yeah. Disabling JS will not help you avoid this exploit.

  1352. Johnny Null Says:

    ditto: Crap. They really need to be sued.

  1353. ditto Says:

    I wonder if it has anything to do with the movie support that is part of the format. There’s some weird stuff in here.

    JN: Yeah, Adobe certainly should be doing better than they have.

  1354. Johnny Null Says:

    CP: 03/28/2010 – Trancefixion episode #54

  1355. Jack Mangan Says:

    http://www.wordmagazine.co.uk/content/why-records-do-all-sound-same

  1356. Johnny Null Says:

    Jack: Interesting. I started skimming that. There was a good talk about this during The Last HOPE. I also read there was a study that showed people liked music more if they thought other people would like it.

  1357. ditto Says:

    Jack: And that’s pretty much why I don’t listen to radio anymore.

  1358. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Gosh… PDF gone to hell.
    Records all sound the same

    What’s next?

  1359. ditto Says:

    “Blink” is a great book that I read a year or two ago. In it, there was a discussion about not only the production of music, but the fact that corporate radio uses a *formula* to determine whether a song should be a hit or not, and how often the song should be placed into the rotation. The interesting thing is that there was an artist that was highly followed on the web and highly requested on MTV and yet the formula hated him. So, he never got any airplay.

  1360. Johnny Null Says:

    ditto: That’s on my to-read list.

  1361. EssBee Says:

    CP: Life In A Bottle — Linda Perry

    Have I mentioned the Linda Perry and I . . .

    ;)

  1362. ditto Says:

    CP: The Only One I Know — The Charlatans

  1363. ditto Says:

    CP: Let’s Go — New Order

  1364. EssBee Says:

    CP: Double Crossing Time — John Mayall

  1365. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Reading Torah

  1366. Jack Mangan Says:

    EssBee, we need details. And video.

  1367. Johnny Null Says:

    Lejon: Good to see you still enjoy comic books.

  1368. EssBee Says:

    Jack, you are a sweet man . . . you know I’ve told that story 14 times already.

  1369. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    Rapaciously Torrid

  1370. Lejon (Some Guy from Chandler) Says:

    J?: it’s the purdy pixurs