Croc Show Notes
Jack Mangans Deadpan #160: Zenith
Jack is NOT The Jerk
Promo – Out of the Coffin Podcast (http://www.outofthecoffin.com/)
From The personal journal of Pitfall Harry
Jack sings the Canadian national anthem with Amy’s help?
Those of you who still owe an anthem from the Olympics pay up now, or else!
EssBee tells of her favourite Deadpan memories
More from Pitfall Harry
Broken Lyrics Challenge by Paul Maki (recorded live at the Deadpan mmmmmmeetup)
We tripled March 2009 comments in 2010
Greasy Nipples
Lejon from Chandler (first comment of the week)
The Energizer Bunny
ditto
J.R. Murdock
Vanamonde
Nomad Scry
Johnny Null
Amy Bowen
Cj
Pitfall Harry continues
Thanks to everybody. Deadpanites Are The Way
Results of the Deadpan Force
Remembering Joe Murphy. Never forgotten, always missed.
Thanks to Pitfall Harry aka Brian Brown
Send in content: 206-350-Tomi (8664) or e-mail: sphericaljackmatgmaildotcom
Outro music, recorded at the Deadpan mmmmmmetup.
Did a chilly Seattle drizzle just come through here?
(I’ve been sort-of watching your house saga on FB, JfS. Keep your chin up. You’ll find the right place).
Heh. I knew that, ditto. I just love CCH Pounder.
Van, I hadn’t yet spotted that xkcd. Tetris humor is always a home run.
Finally off the phone. Been a LONG morning. GOOD MORNING DEADPAN!
If you ever thought ‘Hey, Ozzy Osbourne is an interesting person’ then buy/read his book. I don’t think I’ve ever laughed so much at one person’s antics.
It’s got a lot of high (and HIGH) moments and a lot of lows. He didn’t hold back in his recollecting. Great stuff. Being an Ozzy and Sabbath fan, this book is awesome!
JR, I loved the first season of “The Osbourne’s”. mostly for that kind of stuff. In home Star reality shows where a much more novel concept at the time
Definition of Sad?
Inability to do a William Shatner impersonation when reciting the Swedish national anthem..
remember these:
http://gadgets.gunaxin.com/disgustingly-awesome-80s-toys/52623
Boo. Looks like I’m headed back to Dallas in a few weeks.
Yick.
http://fatpita.net/images/image%20%281162%29.jpg
Cj, Bet she will think twice next time…
That’s awesome.
behold the power:
http://i.imgur.com/bfafw.jpg
Um…. Fuck you?
http://www.foxnews.com/entertainment/2010/04/07/hollywood-gone-far-year-old-actress-exploited-new-action-film/?test=faces
Is that cream cheese frosting on the carrot cake???
Lo Pan: They clearly missed the point. Then again, should you be surprised by that?
But I trust Fox.
* Pinocchio nose grows*
JB: Is that Carrot Top cream on that cheese cake?
Yeah. I loved how they vilified the first Mass Effect game. Very trusty worthy reporting. :)
The “C-bomb” = “the controversial word”?? No. Lame.
JB: grosser than Rhett!
I seriously just got an email from a guy with the last name “Glasscock.” Man, I’ve watched too much Beavis & Butthead.
When it comes to Kates, I’ll have a slice of Kate Beckinsale please.
Essbee: is he Dutch?
Hi just might be, LJ. Maybe one of those Alabama Dutch.
“Younger children may not be able to see it in theaters, but when it comes out on DVD, children of all ages will have access to it”
I find this line of reasoning problematic. I could have just as easily said, “Younger children may not be able to buy liquor at a liquor store, but once their folks bring a bottle home children of all ages will have access to it”
Apparently parents are powerless in the rearing of their children and thus adults must be censored across the board. I don’t find fault with the concern for the young actress playing an exploitive role, but the fearmongering about the effects of the film on society at large.
Essbee: if he’s dutch, it might explain the surname being so odd.
Rhett: The logic of News agencies (any, not just Faux) is flawed to the core, unless they don’t like you personally. Then they pull out all the stops, show all the dirt, and rake all the muck they can find against you.
What, grosser than Rhett?
LOL.
*jizz*
Gross Point Rhett
*jizz*
[because you care] This unusual and interesting name, with variant spellings Glascock, Glascocke, Glascott, and Glasscote, is of English locational origin from a place in Warwickshire called Glascote, so named from the Old English pre 7th Century “gloes” meaning “glass”, plus “cot”, a hut or shelter, probably referring to a site once inhabited by a glass blower. Glascoed in the former Welsh county of Monmouth, so called from the Welsh “glas”, green, plus “coed”, a wood, may in some instances have given rise to the surname. On October 8th 1559, Peter Glascott or Glascock married Margerye Cheverill in St. Michael’s, Cornhill, London, and on October 2nd 1718, Susanna Ann Glasscock, an infant, was christened in St. Sepulchre, London. A Coat of Arms granted to the Glascock family of Essex depicts three blue cocks with gold talons, beaks and combs on an ermine shield, itself divided per chevron. The first recorded spelling of the family name is shown to be that of Walter de Glascote, which was dated 1332, in the “Subsidy Rolls of Staffordshire”, during the reign of King Edward 111, known as “The Father of the Navy”, 1327 – 1377. Surnames became necessary when governments introduced personal taxation. In England this was known as Poll Tax. Throughout the centuries, surnames in every country have continued to “develop” often leading to astonishing variants of the original spelling. [/because you care]
CD: Just basking in the the glow of gloating over having already seen Kick Ass.
Who are we to pass judgement on that God created fluid, jizz? Paul Reuben likes it so much he shares it with his fellow movie going patrons.
when PeeweePoints and shoots Blanks, Not Grosse.
*Peewee laugh*
On Dutch Surnames:
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Dutch_name#History_of_Dutch_surnames
“the unusual and interesting name”!!
I’m still stuck on Butthead me:
heh heh . . . mm . . . heh heh . . . you said COCK.
(drive-by comment – short on time)
Hey FoxNews, wtf does it matter if the young actress you claim has been damaged is “attractive”? If she was ugly, the stuff you purport as damaging would be ok?
BTW, Bush still sucked as President.
Best,
Its tru Jack. In other news, Taxi Driver still happened.
CP: Vaganarama: Cruel Summer’s Eve
Mmmm…Taxi Driver… Sybil Sheppard…
And sometimes…
(me)
wat?
If sometimes you can’t hear me, sometimes it’s because I’m in parentheses.
{beating Steven Wright’s joke to death}
Van: Thank you so much for the postcard! :-)
CW: American Idol. Paul McCartney, how could you?!
McCartney on American Idol? Really? Ugh. . . That’s a betrayal on par with Yoko.
Well his Starbucks-label album didn’t do very well, I hear…
They are singing Beatles songs, Jack!! And he gave a little “good luck” intro speech. These were stacking up on my DVR, so I just deleted about 4 weeks worth. Sly B asks, “why even watch it?” I really can’t answer that question.
wat??
So, with the NHL Playoffs starting next week, we should start picking teams. . . .
You can pick multiple teams if you want, there can be multiple fans of the same team, it’s ok if some teams get no supporters, you don’t even have to watch any sports if that’s not your thing, you’ll only need to know if the team you picked gets eliminated (We’ll tell you), then you’ll have to sing the winning team’s “anthem”, as decided by us. . . That’s the fine print.
Your choices will be:
1. z-Washington 80 118
2. x-New Jersey 79 99
3. y-Buffalo 79 98
4. x-Pittsburgh 79 97
5. x-Ottawa 80 93
6. Montreal 80 87
7. Philadelphia 80 86
8. Boston 79 85
9. NY Rangers 79 82 (The Rangers probably won’t make the playoffs)
1. y-San Jose 80 109
2. y-Chicago 79 107
3. y-Vancouver 80 101
4. x-Phoenix 79 102
5. x-Nashville 80 98
6. x-Los Angeles 79 97
7. x-Detroit 79 96
8. x-Colorado 79 93
I’m pretty locked to pick the Phoenix Coyotes and NJ Devils, but that should not affect your decisions at all.
I’ll pick Sharks and Sabres, just to keep things interesting.
Alas, my Wild won’t be up for it this year and I’m happy I don’t even need to avoid picking the Stars…
Noted, JB. Sorry about the Wild.
I’ll post some kinda Survey Monkey thing too.
I choose L.A., because I live nearby (sorta), and Vancouver because I have a particular soft spot for it that the 2010 Olympics only widened. (One of my first original short story characters is a Vancouver native and lived there for much of her life.)
Been a full couple of days (did I even post yesterday? Dunno.0
Anyway, finally got to watch the mid season finale of Chuck. Most excellent. It’s going to be a long three weeks.
Indeed Ed, we were about to send out a search party.
From Lo’s link to nude stars, out of all the movies listed I have only seen “Wanted.”
My first grade binder was coated in GPK stickers. It was a sad day when it finally finished disintegrating.
Wings, not because they’re good, but because I was born in Detroit. :)
Full frontal on Ewan in “Velvet Goldmine”
I don’t know all that NHL gibberish Jackamo was talking about there but I pick the Chicago Blackhawks for whatever :)
oh God.. this means I’m going to have to sing doesn’t it??? You don’t want me to sing. Trust me. Ask Hugh.
wait….Full frontal on Ewan???????
Watching “Cargo” all excited and shit, its gonna be good! opening sequence is amazing! I guess the movie was made for less than “District 9″
Actually if the Chicago Bulls don’t fucking step up soon, the Blackhawks will be the only playoff team we have. And after the dismal showing by the Bears this year, Hugh is desperate for some Chicago glory. Although there is still that other sport we don’t discuss in our house. Baseball. But Chicago is cursed in baseball.
Hi Jeremy!!!!!!
*swoooooon*
O, Herro, Dre! (and Hugh)
You haven’t seen the Bowie/Iggy Pop slashfic awesomeness that is “Velvet Goldmine”?
How did I miss this?????
I shall look that up immediately
and
*swoooooooon* back atcha!
:panties
heh, oops. I forgot how to do the panties
There is a new pan up now Mr Jeremy
Now, I don’t really believe YOU forgot how to do the panties. ;)
l8r Jeremy and pan. I’m off
*mwa*
Er. Hockey. The Xs and the Ys and the numbers and stuff. What does it all mean?
Hockey – Avalanche (duh) and then Ill pick the Nashville Predators as my second team. Only cause no one on this planet gives a damn about the Nashville Predators.
Can I pick my two “Anthems” now?
part thunder cat?
http://lordofweasels.net/files/ad978408a34a71c6805e89b1c1c32470.gif
Thats the spirit
http://i.imgur.com/3RFri.jpg
awesome:
http://www.swfme.com/view/1046212