Croc Show Notes
Jack Mangans Deadpan #160: Zenith
Jack is NOT The Jerk
Promo – Out of the Coffin Podcast (http://www.outofthecoffin.com/)
From The personal journal of Pitfall Harry
Jack sings the Canadian national anthem with Amy’s help?
Those of you who still owe an anthem from the Olympics pay up now, or else!
EssBee tells of her favourite Deadpan memories
More from Pitfall Harry
Broken Lyrics Challenge by Paul Maki (recorded live at the Deadpan mmmmmmeetup)
We tripled March 2009 comments in 2010
Greasy Nipples
Lejon from Chandler (first comment of the week)
The Energizer Bunny
ditto
J.R. Murdock
Vanamonde
Nomad Scry
Johnny Null
Amy Bowen
Cj
Pitfall Harry continues
Thanks to everybody. Deadpanites Are The Way
Results of the Deadpan Force
Remembering Joe Murphy. Never forgotten, always missed.
Thanks to Pitfall Harry aka Brian Brown
Send in content: 206-350-Tomi (8664) or e-mail: sphericaljackmatgmaildotcom
Outro music, recorded at the Deadpan mmmmmmetup.









Cloak and Dagger?
Thank you, Van! I’ll check that out.
Tuesday is a bad sequel to Monday.
shhhh… I think everyone is sleeping.
Sarah just asked.
“Can we call that girl that doesn’t like chocolate? Ryah? Is she online?”
awwww
there is someone else in the world that doesn’t like chocolate?!?!?
I thought I was alone…
you are never alone.
………………..
muahahahahaha <– that's an evil laugh
Cj: Awwww! So cute!
did she want to make an evil call?
JB: Great News
You know, I like Nirvana, but can we stop deifying the band and Kurt?
Agreed, ditto.
CP: Cherry Pink & Apple Blossom White — The Fabulous Thunderbirds
Done, ditto. I liked Weird Al’s version better anyway.
Yeah, once you hear Weird Al’s version of a song, you can never go back.
“Livin’ In The Fridge” was brilliant!
I do believe that if you hate a band, you shouldn’t review their albums. I have no idea if this is a fair review, but it certainly doesn’t sound like one.
http://www.spin.com/reviews/coheed-and-cambria-year-black-rainbow-columbia
The war in the comments is the best part.
Wow.
For once I feel refreshed by reading hateful comments. *snert*
Thanks, ditto!
NS: I found it the most entertaining part of that review. ;)
Wow – That was a terrible review- Although I make that without even knowing who the band is…
meh
hehe:
http://wildammo.com/2010/04/06/what-stormtroopers-do-on-their-day-off-part-2/
ditto questions Cobain’s divinity?
Shun the unbeliever. Shunnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.
Need advice.
**disclaimer I know what I WANT to do… I just don’t think it’s the right choice.
An unnamed person made me “uncomfortable” last year. I won’t go into details and I’ve since avoided contact with said individual.
Now I’ve received a request from this individual for assistance in a promotion. I certainly don’t want to burn bridges as this person is friendly with many of my network/community/friends. I also don’t want to be rude based on something unrelated and the act was personal, not business related.
Am I over-thinking this? Should I just let bygones be bygones and pretend like it never happened?
Aww, that’s sweet Cj. Although I’m not sure what to think about the fact they remember me most by is my dislike of chocolate.
I don’t mind setting up a video conference, just not this week as I’m still holidaying.
The reason she said it that way was last night she said to me, “Mommy, did you know that EVERYONE loves chocolate?” and I was letting her know that not EVERYONE does… and she asked who didn’t and you were one of the people I named.
What she remembered is that you might be one of the people we can talk to online. That was cool :)
Cj, maybe that person didn’t realize they made you uncomfortable. Might be an idea to discuss it with them.
Bunny, there is no possible way that this person doesn’t know. I promise.
Cj, my philosophy always is to be civil. I really believe that each person is doing the best that he/she can. Sometimes, a person’s best just sucks.
I think that you can respond with a “no” without being rude, and without dredging up gross things that happened last year.
If it was me, I would probably tell the person something like this: “I wish I could help, but I am really overwhelmed with work and life and just don’t have any time to spare. Good luck.”
CP: LLAP 136
Go Pie!
If anybody needs to tell me to go to hell I hope Essbee does that… Can you give me a map?
Cj, I would have to agree with EssBee unless the person was a super
+douch
oops hit the button on my track ball prematurely.
Wolf, why would anyone ever tell you to go to hell?
*cough* maybe i shouldn’t listen to LLAP at work *cough*
matt damon
Hehe @ reaper
Thanks all! I’ve opted to keep business just business…
Essbee My sunny disposition???
I know it is hard to believe… but it has happened.
Mind your business, Miss Cj. Just don’t allow any dickface to use you like a doormat. I’ll kick ass if that happens.
CD: going to a dreadful meeting
Now that’s a damn lie, Wolf. It has to be.
CP: Looking For A Place To Happen — The Tragically Hip
To reiterate: Don’t be a doormat for a dickface.
Many of you met Coathalia over the MMMmmmeetup weekend(s). She’s doing the March of Dimes walk next weekend. Her goal is a mere $165. Cash money. Here’s the link if you want to help.
http://www.marchforbabies.org/personal_page.asp?pp=2898184&ct=4&w=4191415&u=Coathalia&bt=11
One last link for tumbleweeds:
http://theimpossiblecool.tumblr.com/
Cool.
Jack: Good advice.
Interesting analysis of “Caprica” and the final episode of this season:
http://www.tor.com.vhost.zerolag.com/index.php?option=com_content&view=blog&id=59033
While I think there is too much praise in the article, I have found the series enjoyable.
I’ll read that later, ditto, thanks. I really liked Caprica. Sly B liked it too, but was pissed that nothing really happened.
Jack, I’m ignoring your links altogether. ;)
EssBee: I’d disagree that nothing happened, but I can understand that impression.
I may have missed the last ep of Caprica. I’ll have to Hulu it.
In the meantime… there’s always Doctor Who.
ditto, she didn’t like BSG either. Girl ain’t right. But her eyes are so purdy.
Links that may interest people.
Matt Smith (Doctor 11) dropped this into his twitter feed:
http://www.zshare.net/audio/74671644603efd41/
http://www.zshare.net/audio/746718352da086b8/
which it seems is the music from the trailer at the end of the ep from April 3rd.
“Girl ain’t right. But her eyes are so purdy.”
lol. Yep. Kryptonite. :)
CP: In A Gadda Da Vida — Mojo Nixon
If you ain’t got Mojo Nixon, then your iPod could use some fixin’.
In A Gadda Da Vida?
I knew Slayer did a cover of In A Gadda Da Vida, but Mojo Nixon? Learn something new every day :D
I knew Elvis was everywhere, but Mojo, sheesh, he gets around.
Thats Jojo.
Jojo is part of my porn name — name of first pet + name of the street I grew up on = Jojo Pueblo
http://www.robotvsbadger.com/images/steampunk-girls/
It’s SFW. MREAW.
Wow – quiet day. I forgot to give Ed props for catching my Cloak & Dagger reference.
just watched lost and V both very good.
Night
Been a busy day, Jack. Plan to return to form tomorrow, I hope. :)
While everyone’s links may be SFW (where I work, we are required to look at porn sites. Crazy, but true) most are also on the restricted list.
I just laughed ’til I coughed trying to edit the live “Questors” episode recorded at LLAP Studios.
I also just submitted my lines for the 60 Lines project.
doormat
fail
F! YOU!
Just shut the hell up with the “You are posting comments too quickly. Slow down.” BS.
I call bS.
CP: California Dreamin’ remix coming out of the Advanced Tech Support chick’s computer.
Just got back from Spoon. Good show.
Avs = playoffs.
Goodnite Duchene.
Is it Saturday yet?
No.
Funny thing about the word “Saturday”. . . . .
But it’s only Wednesday. Goodnight, hump.
Guess who’s having Bailey’s in his coffee as soon as he gets home?
Mmmm. My coffee tastes extra special.
Business is crankin’ over here. I broke down and took Advil on Monday. That crap is like magic in a pill.
Jack: Those are great Steampunky shots.
Caption it:
http://www.feministe.us/blog/archives/2010/04/06/caption-it-yourself/
Nomad Scry, I was trying to thing of what to drink when I got home yesterday because I wanted coffee and a drink. Now I’m sorry I didn’t replace the Bailey’s when we ran out just after Christmas.
The comments on that page are the best part, EssBee
My 60 Lines content will record tonight, along with a batch of BLC, and a little something for Sage over at QN…
Aaaaaaand it seems that the new Clash of the Titans is certified rotten at 29% fresh. Thats only 1% higher than…wait for it… Twilight: New Moon.
Good job Hollywood. Good job.
Couse it just made 61 million its first weekend so Im sure they could give a fuck.
The Movie Stars Most Likely to Get Naked – http://insidemovies.moviefone.com/2010/03/23/movie-stars-who-get-naked/
Its totally SFW…and its as much for the ladies. Star #1 is dreamy…
Youve been quiet lately, Master Boze.
Ack! #1! NOOOOOOOO!!
You love him.
Actually you peg me as more of a Kate Winslet girl.
Kate Winslet . . .
Give me a minute.
Me too!!!! Im totally a Kate Winslet girl too!!!!
I am. And I just did.
*CRICKETS*
*jumps off bus*
My favorite Kate Winslet role is The Life Of David Gale, but I also liked Little Children.
Now, gross conference call.
Morning Pan!
The hike into K-country has been cancelled today because Bunny is a dough-head.
So we decided to stay local. Trying do decide between Fort Calgary or the Military Museum.
Decisions, decisions.
Andrea apparently knows everyone on the planet. Mind blown. LOL
CP: Heavy Heart — Ghostland Observatory
Well I’m heartened to hear I wasn’t being too wimpy by popping the Tramadol..
LOL, Van.
I take at LEAST 4 advil a day. In fact, if I didn’t take advil before I went to bed, I wouldn’t get out of bed.
As previously discussed, I am kinda butch, so not wimpy!
Postcard popped in the post, goodness knows how long it will take.
..to get there..
I am most definitely NOT a Kate Winslet person… She does practically nothing for me. It wasn’t until Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind that I thought of her as an actress with potential… Seeing her Nude in Holy Smoke did not save that film. NOTHING could save that one…
OH, and GOOD MORNING Pan!
CP: Bad Boyfriend — Garbage
Kate Winslet is awesome. I stand by it.
One in favor of Kate Winslet.
Re: Kate Winslet
Fun to look at. I’m not the kind of person who likes to deeply analyze movies and TV shows I just want to be entertained.
IE: I liked the 2 transformer movies. But I do know it was all flash. Though I also would never plunk down $36 for the family to go to the theater to see it. I’ll wait to buy it when it is on sale for $15.
But for my bonny Kate, she must with me.
Nay, look not big, nor stamp, nor stare, nor fret;
I will be master of what is mine own.
Redheads always win.
Just sayin. :)
Ive already been a “master of what is mine own” to Kate. Many many times.
ditto: Sly B would tackle me on the way to a redhead any day.
Lo Pan: LOL. Pee. LOL
Carrot Top, definately NFTW. Just sayin’
Lo Pan: LOL
EssBee pee?
Carrot Top, nay.
I laughed pretty hard, Lo. Don’t question me again.
EssBee hard pee?
Carrot Top pre-roids or post-roids?
(Steroids, not hemorrhoids. . . *shudder*)
This one time at Carrot Top camp…
Not talking about guys. I don’t swing that way. :P
attractive + female + readhead == kryptonite.
kryptonite + female + redhead = attractive
Look they both work, ditto! Its just like the pythagorean theorem!
My point exactly.
Recap:
ditto. He swings only one way.
Van. He is no wimp.
Rhett. He might be Irish.
Lejon. Kate, she does nothing for him.
reaper. He has better things to do with his money.
Jack. Team Kate.
Bunny. On vacation.
JN. Poppin’ pills.
Ooops!
Lo: Went to camp, him.
Big Carrot Top Pee Wee
Once you pop the Carrot Top you cant stop!
*fart*
*Peewee laugh* *jizz*
Carrot Top doesn’t do a thing for me. Pre- or post-roids.
Gross, Rhett.
On second thought, I’ll pass on that carrot cake. . .
You sure? Its tempting you… like a carrot dangling on a rope…
I may never eat carrot cake again!
Yeah gross Rhett!!!!
*jizz*
Ewan McGregor is one of the few Hollywood yummies that I agree with.
He makes me swoooooon!
Kate Winslet is quite the hottie too though…
Baker’s dozen.
I’m scarred forever by Ewan MacGregor’s flopping about in Velvet Goldmine.
Strange thing is, there are a couple of carrot cake slices in the office fridge. Hmmm…
Ewan flops around in Trainspotting too. Its 24 Carrot gold, Top.
Thinking about Carrot Top would ruin 12 minutes of fun in an instant. I’d rather not think about it at all.
I’m scarred by his singing in Moulin Rouge. And all of Trainspotting (which I actually thought was a fantastic flick).
You know what you get when you squeeze it? Carrot Juice.
I love me the Trainspotting.
I’ve never witnessed the flopping of Ewan McGregor. I’m ok with that.
He needs to get his teeth fixed though.
Ewan was on the cover of the last issue of The Advocate covered in mud with the caption “Ewan gets dirty” or something like that. To clarify, I’m not talking about the current issue — that one is dedicated to Sean Hayes (Jack from Will & Grace) coming out, which is just SHOCKING, I realize. In the McGregor interview, though, I really was impressed with him as an actor/thinker. His flopping around in various films was discussed in depth. I still don’t like his singing.
Non-homophobic straight guys are hot.
Help me Obi Wan Kenobi.
A rather muted ZP takes a gander at God of War 3:
http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/1595-God-of-War-III
… that better thing to do with his money: watch something with Drew Barrymore in it
*swooooooooooooon*
l also would do the Drew.
Drew actually does nothing for me. I guess I’m weird like that.
Drew was pretty funny as host of Whose Line is it Anyway?
Rhet, I actually thought I was weird for liking her so much
Lo, well put
Durka Durka
OMG!! 8-bit Dr. Horrible!!
Genius!!
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9_9x9m8F1b4&feature=player_embedded
CP: Charging Fort Wagner — James Horner — Glory (Soundtrack)
Preparing for CCH.
CCH Pounder?
http://xkcd.com/724/
Jeremy who, now?
Conference Call Hell